Weird Medicine: The Podcast - 12 - PREMIUM - Dick Hurts

Episode Date: April 25, 2019

The answer to that burning sensation at the end of the urethra (as long as it's not an STD of course) and a song dedicated to those who suffer from it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dr. Steven, can you hear me? Yeah, I can. Thank you for letting me test this out. Oh, yeah, no problem. I just saw your tweet. So I didn't know if this was like an official show or anything. Well, I mean, you took time out to call me and help me test this out so I can answer a fucking medical question. Well, you know what?

Actually, I've actually asked you this in the past back in the day, quote, unquote, you know, when it was. what was it uh what was the channel called what uh the virus the virus that's right that's what it was yes and uh you actually answered it but it was i couldn't hear the show i couldn't actually listen that evening when you answered the question so um basically it was so like after a night of drinking let's say i was uh i had a really heavy night of drinking and i either i had sex or i jerked off and after I would come it would like burn like about five or ten minutes later like my penis

like the head of it or whatever would start to like burn and it would eventually go away and you know never come back and then I would be because it would always like wake me up even sometimes like I'd fall asleep and then it would wake me up like 10 or 50 minutes later

yeah and then I would stay awake for a few minutes and sometimes like maybe peeing would help help it a little bit or I don't know what it was but it used to happen. It doesn't happen as much as it used to anymore, maybe because also I'm not drinking as much as I used to because I'm older now. Yeah, I absolutely remember this question. Yeah, it was like a weird thing. And I remember the answer we gave.

What it is is it's a spasm of the urethra, the urethra being the tube through which the semen is transmitted from the inside to the outside. And when you get that spasm, for whatever reason, those tissues, the signal it sends to the brain is a burning signal. So this is what you do. If it happens again, try this and let me know if it works. You get a glass, you know, a cup or a glass of warm water, not hot, but warm, and just dip your dick in it. And it will make this go away almost immediately. I can't believe I've never even thought to do that. Like, that's just such a simple solution.

But that's crazy. That's awesome. It relaxes the smooth muscle. the urethra and it makes that feeling go away and actually pissing past that um bolus of semen that's kind of plugging the end of your uh uh your uh uh urethra actually can sometimes make that worse because when it happens to me it makes the burning worse but uh dipping i don't i i had discovered this on my own uh because the same thing happens to me and uh one night i just said i've got to do something. And so I had a glass of water. I filled it up with warm water and dipped my

cock in it, and it immediately went away. And so other people have called in with that same question. And universally, they've told me that this works. So give it a try and let me know. Okay, I will. Thank you. And I always have a glass of water actually next to me bedside. Well, there you go. And at least three quarters full, so hopefully that'd be long enough or deep enough for you. Or high enough. Yeah, man. All right. Thank you, Dr. Steve. Okay, buddy. Hey, thanks for calling in. Let me test this.

All right, yeah, no problem. Good luck. Take it easy. Thanks, man. Bye. Hey, Dr. Steve. I have a question about an SPD.

I received oral sets from a stripper a week ago, and I was wondering what the chances are of contracting any kind of, or track and any kind of SPD from that. Filty or dirty twat, crack holes I fucked a lot. Front door, back door, jamming in and go. Vibrators, anal beads, alter boy on his knees,

dildo pile, drive a rusty trombone. It was only a week ago, and I think I can kind of feel something on the head of my penis. Tranny with a ball sack, Haitian hemophiliac, analingus, conolingus, Speciesiality Prison sex with Johnny Watt

HIV giant rod I think I might just have an STD I feel my carc's on fire Had a hole in stride and now it burns inside it I'm be on my carcum fire No I didn't learn

And now my becker's burning The deep head of salin Wish I never stuck it in Drip black dick stop Who's it from her ass crack Stinky gas lick Whole, smelly pussy gumbo, vaginosis, haematosis,

her diagnosis. But I don't know if that's my imagination or not. Ain't what shankers days. Now I'm pissing rays a blaze. Hockey puck, chew to go right up in my bunghole. Necrophilia hot lunch, even fuck the chicken once. Syphilis, gonorrhea. Now it's when I pee you.

I'm a tox on fire. Had a rule of stride and now it burns inside it. I pee on my cough on fire No, I didn't learn it, now my deck is burning I pee in my cocks on fire Here lately I've been experiencing some discomfort When I urinate Out of the, really the head of my penis

Now my deck is burning Pea in my cox on fire Now I saw a doctor and he told me that I have chlamydia Is it possible that I got it from these dirty sheep? Shit. No, I didn't learn. Now my back is burning. You tell us more about that giant, meaty, penis between your legs.

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