Weird Medicine: The Podcast - 301 - Drunken Aftermath

Episode Date: March 1, 2018

So we did a 300th show and everyone said "let's do another one, but this time after a lot of drinks!" We answered a question or two, Trucking James called in, and a good time was had by all. Next week...: MEDICAL QUESTIONS! STUFF.DOCTORSTEVE.COM Simplyherbals.net Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What does the subatomic duck say? Quark, quark. You're listening to Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve on the Riotcast Network, Riotcast.com. I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus. I've got subolivide stripping from my nose. I've got the leprosy of the heartbound, exacerbating my incredible woes. I want to take my brain out,
Starting point is 00:00:42 blast it with the wave, an ultrasonic, egographic, and a pulsating shave. I want a magic pill. All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen cane. And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane. I want to requiem for my disease. It's weird medicine.
Starting point is 00:01:05 No, you guys go ahead and talk. That's fine. It's the first and still only uncensored medical show in the history of broadcast radio, now a podcast. I'm Dr. Steve with my little pal, Dr. Scott. The traditional Chinese medical practitioner keeps the alternative medicine wackos at bay. Hello, Dr. Scott.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Hey, Dr. Steve. And we also have she who will do most anything for a glass of expensive wine. It's lady diagnosis. Hey, Doc. And it's she who indeed has. A Vagina, it's G-Spot, everyone. Hey, G-Spot.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Yes, he does. Hey, Dr. Steve. And on my, on guitar, it's the mic we know with talent who's allowed to shit in our house. Alternate Universe Magic Mike. Thank you, Steve. And also in the waiting room, we have he who is not allowed to shit in our house. The man formerly known as Magic Mike, El Crapo, everyone. He's just saluting.
Starting point is 00:01:57 Do you not like that name? really and my wife tacy I believe everyone gets a second chance with the shitting in our house okay fair enough this is a show for people he's been shitting in our house
Starting point is 00:02:11 when we're not here anyway you know he has this is a show for people who never listen to a medical show on the radio or the internet if you have a question you're embarrassed to take to your regular medical provider if you can't find an answer anywhere else
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Starting point is 00:03:05 Or whatever. Or veterinarian, that's right. So El Crapo, you don't like your new name? That's okay. You liked magic. You know, the thing is about radio shows, there's no persistence of memory. So if you, we had a guy on this show once, and he used to come all the time, and he was a fan of Opie and Anthony, he was fan of the show.
Starting point is 00:03:27 And he started sitting in with us. And one day, he told this story that he had chest pain and he went to the emergency room. And they got an EKG and everything was fine. And then he went home. And that night he was taking his shirt off. And his wife saw an EKG thing on his chest, right? And she said, what's that? And he was like, well, I had chest pain today.
Starting point is 00:03:51 I went to the emergency room. She, shit. And we were like, oh, my God, dude. You cannot go to the emergency room and not tell your wife because she has every right to shit on you for two days like she did. She didn't speak to him for days. And ever since then, he was called Chess Paine Robb. Okay, that was his name from that moment until today, 14 years later. Okay, so you will always be L. Crapo just because you told that story on the air, you know?
Starting point is 00:04:21 And for people who don't know what I'm talking about. I don't know the story. Oh, it's the call. Well, go back. Tacey doesn't want to hear me tell the story. I'll go back. Go back and get... At least you got a name.
Starting point is 00:04:30 I'll pay the $1.99. Mine keeps changing. What would you're... It's just terrible to just rehash and rehash and rehash and rehash. Well, because... Okay, a couple of things again with radio, and you've been doing this for 14 years yourself. As you know, you're not always talking to the same audience, so people don't know what we're talking about. But they can...
Starting point is 00:04:50 So, explain it in real life, too, though, Stevie. Mm-hmm. Ooh. No. Okay. He didn't even get it. No, I get it. I give myself one of those.
Starting point is 00:05:04 It's a funny fucking story. I don't tell it to the same people over and all. You hear it because I'm telling it to anyway. I can't. I will never win this argument. Give up. I already have. I've given up.
Starting point is 00:05:17 I'm wrong. But this is true. If you're a male, you're wrong. That's the bottom line. I do love to masturbate. So anyway, that'll always be true. My tattoo will always be true, and this will always be true. All right.
Starting point is 00:05:39 So where were we? Oh, yeah. So anyway, he's always chest pain, Rob. You will always be El Crapo. And if people want to listen to the story about how El Crapo got his name, go to premium.com. and pay $1.99 a month and you have access to the archives, you can go back and listen to a show called Magic Mike's Festival of Feces.
Starting point is 00:06:04 And that's where the whole story is, so I don't have to rehash it over and over again on the show. All right. Very good. I'm just saying, if I should have placed up, I wouldn't want to hear about it more than once. Of course, he came on the radio and told the story. He might have been proud of the poop.
Starting point is 00:06:20 That's his fault. It's the greatest story that ever happened. You've heard of the greatest story ever told, right? Well, this was the second one. No, you didn't mean. I'm thinking vaginas sounds better. Better than shitter. Yeah, OG is worried about her name.
Starting point is 00:06:38 So let's work out your name. So your real name starts with a G. We won't say what it is. But so we called you sweet virginar the first time you're on it. I thought that was disrespectful. Although you didn't seem to mind it, which is pretty awesome. She's awesome. And then I was, and then I think I texted you, I said, we'll call you OG.
Starting point is 00:06:58 And then when you came in here instead, it transmogrified in my head to G-Spot. I just, I don't know. So pick one. You want OG, you can be OG. I don't know. She likes being, she likes being in a G-Vigina. I'll let the girls decide. Well, I like G-Spot.
Starting point is 00:07:16 I like G-Spot. Yeah. I'll take it. Okay, G-Spot, it is. Sold. Give yourself a bill. his G-spot from here on out. Very good.
Starting point is 00:07:25 We're all drinking, by the way. We're on the, this is basically the, this is basically the after show from our 300th episode, if you didn't hear it, go back and listen to it. Dr. Scott's not drinking. Why is he not drinking? Why are he not drinking? I mean, no peer pressure. I don't want to, I'm just asking. But why?
Starting point is 00:07:43 No. Not that you should be. I'm just asking why you don't know. Okay, good. Fair enough. I guess because I think because I'm so self-conscious about how poorly I play, I don't want to have. the only one that fucked up that last song was me yeah I think that's one thing he doesn't drink in the day though I don't usually drink in daytime okay yeah either do I is that daytime oh I do
Starting point is 00:08:03 me too hey it's like I got the case of sundowners you know but it's alcohol related day drinking oh I love that song play that song sundown sundown oh you know one thing I want to do yeah let's take it trucking James has been on let's see what he is he's been on he's been on the line for 30 minutes. Let's get him. And then I have a little bit I would like to do because we don't have to do necessarily do medicine this time. We did a lot of medicine last show. Number one thing. Don't take advice from some asshole on the radio. Thank you very much, Ronnie B. That is absolutely true. I had a dream. And it was one of the most vivid dreams I've ever had that they, there were the whole old Ron and Fez group. It was Ron Fez Dave Earl. Harry Tarjanian was there. and all these people were at Fezzi's house in Florida, and we were there at Aes. And it was one of the most comforting, it was very comforting, and weirdly, I had a very warm feeling just kind of be in there with all those people.
Starting point is 00:09:08 I really do miss that show. But I enjoy the show that they're doing now, but it was just going back to the old Brown and Fez days. It was such, that was so much fun back then. What were you going to say? Isn't it weird how sometimes dreams are so real, though? Well, then I had another dream because I'm coming off. I'm totally off the hypnotics, and I'm getting there. And I didn't take anything last night to help me sleep, but I'm using the CPAP.
Starting point is 00:09:36 I was just using it again because the C-P-P-P-or-Bip is really hard for me to get used to. And I've been having these really vivid dreams because a lot of those medications will suppress your dreams or REM sleep. And so I had a crazy REM sleep last night where Tacey and I bought a condo. And right next to the condo, as soon as we moved in, there was a volcanic eruption. There was loved everywhere. And this big mountain was coming out of the ground. And just we lost everything. We had nothing.
Starting point is 00:10:08 I lost all, everything we ever had was in that house in that condo. So anyway, it was weird. There you go. All right. So one thing I want to do. Let's get this call from Trucking James, and I want to do a little bit called Wimp Rock. Okay, and Magic Mike will understand this one. But let's get Trucking James.
Starting point is 00:10:29 He's been now waiting for 32 minutes because I've talked for two minutes since I've decided. I was going to take his call. Trucking James, you're on weird medicine. Yay, and I don't have a vagina. And I'm not OG vaginosis. Poor little fowler. Dude, yeah, I have. Yeah, I have these ones where I get out of the truck and I'm completely naked from the waist down.
Starting point is 00:10:54 Oh, yeah. Those kind of stress dreams. I had that last week. I have had. Yeah, you get out of the truck and you're dingle-dangle dangling. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Yeah, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:11:06 No, no, no. There's absolutely very common people, like my kid, now that he's in ninth grade, is worried about getting his homework in and stuff. He's starting to worry about it. And now he has dreams that he didn't go to class for a month, or he's going to school and he forgot to put his pants on. And it's so common. My dream now is I never dreamed that I forgot to go to class for a month because I had that in college. My dream now is that I forget that I've had a patient in the hospital for two weeks. And I just forgot to go see him.
Starting point is 00:11:40 And they've just been laying there. It's the same dream, though. Oh, my goodness. Oh, that one's messed up. Yeah, it is messed. What's the same dream, though? I hate to be that patient, Steve. No, shit.
Starting point is 00:11:51 Well, it's just a dream patient. They're not real. But, Scott. What's she look like. Yeah, it's old and decrepit. I'm glad you're still doing this after 300 episodes. This is just cool as I'll get out. Hey, thanks, man.
Starting point is 00:12:08 It's very amateurish on my part. But I enjoy it. Yeah, but amateurish is our speed. I mean, that's what we get off on, dude. That's the comedy we enjoy. So, you know, oh, hi, as my grandfather used to say. Well, that's awesome. Whatever that is.
Starting point is 00:12:23 Anyway, man, I just wanted to call in and pass along my congratulations and maybe throw out a funny couple of lines and then run into a brick wall. Okay. So when are you going to throw out the funny lines? Thanks for the congratulations. Oh, I see what you did there. No, man. Hey, thanks. Trucking James has been a friend of this show for a long, long time.
Starting point is 00:12:47 We really appreciate it, man. oh no he's gone he hung up i pissed him off so yeah he hates me now um scott you ever have any of those weird anxiety dreams you never have any anxieties oh fuck yes i do no i am do you ever have dreams where you wake up and you're still married to your ex-wife yes yes i'm breaking in a hot sweat that would be i know you well enough that that would be the anxiety dream you would have Speaking of losing condos. For real? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:21 I lost one in Hilton. I didn't one in Florida. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. I've got to have gone there. Thanks for, thanks for planting that in my brain. She got both the condos? Yeah, and all the shit I put them, too.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Well, you, why did you? Okay. No, I did I'm not. I know. I was going to say, why did you agree to that? You were just done. Freedom. I took, exactly right.
Starting point is 00:13:41 And Tacey remembers this. I took all the dead. I took it all. I took everything. I just wanted to fuck out. I gave her half of my inheritance. I gave her the whole house. Half of my retirement account. Worth every fucking penny. These women need to write a book. Worth every fucking penny. If you want to get divorced and you want to get what you want, you just hang in there and you make them really fucking miserable until they just want out so bad that they'll give you everything. These are smart women. Words of wisdom taste. And it works. of wisdom. Note to self. Hey, don't you, don't be,
Starting point is 00:14:17 I'm sorry. We're not hating on you. We're not hating on you. We're not hating on you. We're not. We're not. We're not. We're not.
Starting point is 00:14:22 We're not. You know, but my dream, the one that used to wake me of it, it hasn't in many years, is as I would leave on Friday out of my office and without checking all the rooms.
Starting point is 00:14:34 Oh, and I come back on Monday. Oh, and somebody's in that? And all three or four of my exam rooms are, or have dead people in them. Oh, no. That have already turned to ashes and they still got
Starting point is 00:14:43 needles sticking out of them. You know, and I'm just screaming at the top of my mom. All you had to do is fucking pull out the needles. You didn't have to die. Oh, my God. I used to have it all the time. I haven't been thankful I've not had it in a while. That's serious.
Starting point is 00:14:55 It's terrible. I have the naked dream all the time. What's up with that? Yeah, it's the same kind of dream. So if I ever come see you, make sure that, you know. I pull the needles out. Thank you. Get me out of a room.
Starting point is 00:15:04 I'm pretty sure we can. I'm sorry. Just pull it out, G spot. That's right. G spot, do you ever have an anxiety dream like that? About her vagina? Pull it out G-spot. Her anxiety dream is she wakes up with a penis.
Starting point is 00:15:20 No, that would not be anxiety. Oh, you would like that. No, not me. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. That didn't sound like that. I have one. Oh.
Starting point is 00:15:31 So you say. Well, she's had one, but she doesn't have one. Tacey, how about you? Do you ever have any anxiety dreams? Consistently. I mean, pretty much every night. Really? Yeah, all different.
Starting point is 00:15:44 Like what? Nothing specific. Okay. Nothing you want to talk about. I get chased a lot. I get chased a lot. Can you run? Ooh, I get that one.
Starting point is 00:15:54 That one is bad when you can't run. I get the one. Where you're trying to run and your legs can't get friction. You're falling and you can't stop. That's the only thing I get is I wake up, I'm falling. Oh, yeah. Then I wake up. Oh, now that one.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Now, is that coming out of sleep or going into sleep when you have that? I'm talking to that mic too. Because I never have much, you know, bad dreams or anything. But that's the one I just wake up and I'm jerking in the bed. I've done that. Yeah. So people who are inducing sleep when you're just starting to go into sleep. And all of a sudden, boom.
Starting point is 00:16:34 It's like you'll have this image of somebody kicking a soccer ball at your face or you'll just drop down a bunch of stairs or something. That's called a hypnogogogic. episode. There's a name for that. And hypnagogic episodes are those episodes that happen during the induction of sleep. And then there are some people will have hypnopompic episodes. That's when they're emerging from sleep. And those people often will have sleep paralysis. They'll wake up and they can't move their body and they'll hear weird sounds. And so because their brain is still dreaming. But they're wide awake. And those people very often will think they're being abducted by aliens. and stuff like that. Almost every story of alien abduction starts with, I woke up and my body was paralyzed, and then the aliens come and took me. And if you don't know what it is, it's so real.
Starting point is 00:17:27 The first time I ever had a hypnopompic episode, I hallucinated that there was a giant eye floating in the air next to my bed. And when it blinked, I had like this weird sort of jerking thing, and then I woke up and it terrified me. But I knew enough. I was in medicine at that time to know what it was. But that's what's going on with you. That's real common.
Starting point is 00:17:50 If it interrupts your sleep like every night, then that's worth treating. No, it's just occasionally. I have a good, clear conscience. Okay. There you go. Oh, crap, oh, you got anything? I'll sleep well. Oh, he sleeps well.
Starting point is 00:18:06 He sleeps the sleep of the... The angels. Yeah. The angels. I didn't have one a couple weeks ago. Oh, get closer to that, Mike. I did have one a couple of weeks ago. It's real odd.
Starting point is 00:18:15 It's like someone tapped me on the shoulder, woke me up. Oh, really? It was so real. People will swear that those are ghosts doing that, but it actually is a sleep disorder when you feel other people, his ex-wife. Okay. No. Big Joe chiming in.
Starting point is 00:18:30 What type of sleep disorder? Because I had that for years when I was a little girl. Yeah, that can be hypnagogic. Again, if it's going into sleep like you're laying there and all of a sudden it jerks you awake because somebody tapped you on the shoulder it would be hypnopompic if it happened while you were emerging from sleep but it's the same thing um that same thing that jerks you awake when for me it's always a ball or something aiming at my face and then i'll be dodging it and i'll wake up um but it's exactly the same phenomenon you know where you feel somebody tapping your shoulder grabbing your
Starting point is 00:19:04 foot like uh what was that or you miss a step when you're walking down and you yes yes that's what i Always get, yeah. And you're like, ah. So it's very interesting. Well, anyway, anybody else got anything about dreams? I have noticed in the hospital that they're playing more and more what I would call Wimp Rock. And Wimp Rock is rock that I just want to punch the people in the face when they're doing it.
Starting point is 00:19:32 And to me, think of examples of wimpy rock, but this is my number one example is this particular song. drives me fucking crazy. Let me see if I can get it here. Okay. If you're going to San Francisco. Turn it all.
Starting point is 00:19:55 Are we in an elevator? If you're going to San Francisco. Oh, God, shut up. You've got to play something else. That's going to be in my head all day now. Play something else.
Starting point is 00:20:17 You've got to. Okay, well, I got another one. Okay. Now, this one is going to be controversial. Hang on. I've got to put it in. I didn't have this ready. Put it in, Dr. Steve.
Starting point is 00:20:30 All right, here we go. That was from Tacey. Oh, no. No, it wasn't. I like that song. I love that song. Okay, hang on. Maybe because that was the 80s.
Starting point is 00:20:52 You don't know anything about the 80s, so you're older than we are. I know what love is. But knob is. And I know you can show me. Oh, come on. It's like the perfect prom song. Oh, I know. That's what got to be at prom.
Starting point is 00:21:11 I'm pretty sure I had prints at prom. I don't know. All right, try this one now. Try this. It's purple rain or something. Oh. Yeah, that was a gunny sacks song. You remember those dresses?
Starting point is 00:21:24 Yeah. The gunny sacks. Big hair. This is the one they've been playing in the hospital a lot. So are you singing along? You are. Oh, that's from that movie, Bridget Jones. Isn't it?
Starting point is 00:21:40 too. Isn't it? I agree with this. Okay, let me get to the end. Yeah, that's from Bridget Jones. Sorry. No, if you don't want to be all by yourself, don't listen to that fucking song.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Exactly. Go somewhere, do something with yourself. If you're listening to this song, you're going to be all by yourself. You will never have anyone. That's my. new song. Can't you see lady
Starting point is 00:22:16 diagnosis at a stoplight with a window's old band she'd be singing popcorn slurping a vanilla shake. And singing a song with the mascara running. Oh, Jesus. A little hot, a little hot. Yeah, a little hot on the mic there. Sorry, I'm excited.
Starting point is 00:22:35 It's the song. I have a new song. It's not the vodka. No, we need something good. Don't do that. Bring us up. Okay. Tacey, name it.
Starting point is 00:22:51 A good song. Yeah, we can't, we cannot end with that. What's our favorite rap song, Dr. Steve? Dr. Steve, no. What's our favorite rap song? Oh, I got it. Chin and juice. You know the one.
Starting point is 00:23:10 wait a minute I got Or gin and ice I'm good Okay here we go to get that out of our Friana and juice G spot G spot I wish y'all get this right
Starting point is 00:23:30 Oh I forgot to take notes That's okay Oh no I'm not sure we're going to miss anything I don't know it's been fun Oh, yeah. No. Well, this would get the wimp rock out of your head.
Starting point is 00:23:56 You know the one I'm talking about. Our favorite raps on? Okay. This isn't doing it. I'm sorry. Okay, okay. It's welcome to the pyridone. Y'all are crazy.
Starting point is 00:24:04 No, I can't get my groove on. Okay, hang on. I know what it is. G-spot means her grue. You're ruining it. My mind. Okay, alright. Alright.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Here we go. Were you trying to get crazy with this scene? Don't you know I'm loco? Oh, that's a good one. If you're going to sign... Shut up. Stop now. All right, okay, we're
Starting point is 00:24:42 on the flam, boy in temper Just toss that ham And the frying pan, ice pan, Get done when I come. All right, okay, we're good. That was a good palate cleanser. When you ride the rocking, what is it, the rocket,
Starting point is 00:24:56 rocking rocket roller coaster at Universal, and I want everybody to do this. If you go there, you can pick different music. And insane in the membrane is one of those. songs that you can pick. And that is the greatest song to ride that damn roller coaster with. So anyway, all right. Should we take some
Starting point is 00:25:17 phone call? No? No? Tacey's saying no. Maybe one. Okay. Let's do one. Here's some props for Scott and Jenny from one of the podcast people. Hey, Dr. Steve and Dr. Scott. It's Brian from New Hampshire. Love the show. About the music. actually Dr. Scott isn't bad.
Starting point is 00:25:41 It's not good. It's not bad. I'm not good. My call is about a vagina, is her name? Love her voice. Oh. Just, no, you're not going to be playing music. It was great, but it changed you mind.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Gee, thanks. Yeah, I love the new girl. Okay. Thanks, that's all I have to say. Thanks, man. See, not everything's negative. Reginer. Stop.
Starting point is 00:26:07 She's past that. Hi, Dr. Steve. Sorry to bore you. Got another testosterone question. Never boring. Boo. No, not at all. So, I just got my blood draw results from a doctor here in Germany.
Starting point is 00:26:28 And, of course, the U.S. and Europe don't do anything the same. So it's not in the units. that the U.S. uses. Instead, it's in nanograms per milliliter. Okay. And the results say 2.41 nanograms per milliliter. Okay, so let me stop him right there. So units is a big thing. In the United States, they decided that they were going to use units
Starting point is 00:26:58 that would bring everything up to normalize them right around 100 to in the hundreds. So I'd say somebody's sodium is 135. And it drove me crazy because I was an organic chemist. It was like 135 what? What's the units? And it was like nanograms per decilators. What kind of effing units are those? But they were doing it so they could get everything to be in these same ranges.
Starting point is 00:27:21 And so they'll adjust the units so that most things are, you know, between 10 and 2,000, sort of. That's kind of the idea. So anyway, his was 2.1, what do you say, 2.41 nanograms per deco for a millimeter? full per milliliter Units that the U.S. uses instead it's in nanograms for per milliliter And the results say
Starting point is 00:27:49 2.41 nanograms per milliliter So in the United States that would be 241 nanograms per decilator So his is in the definitely low And then it says Well the normal range is 2.4 to 11 so yay I'm one femtogram oh inside the range and they tell me oh okay it's just normal okay so it's not normal if he is symptomatic then uh I and anyone that has this if you have low
Starting point is 00:28:27 normal testosterone and you are symptomatic and what are the symptoms symptoms are well lady diagnosed you've been on the show long enough I bet you know them Do you know what they are? You do. Tired, lack of sex drive. Yep. That's me, by the way. Physical weakness.
Starting point is 00:28:44 Yeah, absolutely, taste. Good time. Give yourself a bill. All right. So fatigue, physical weakness, lack of sex drive, erectile dysfunction. Maybe depression? And maybe symptoms that mimic depression. Exactly right.
Starting point is 00:29:00 If you have those and you have low normal testosterone, you are a candidate for treatment, even though your numbers are technically normal. And that's because the range of normal is incorrect. The range, how do they figure out a normal testosterone? Well, they'll take 1,000 people and draw their testosterone, and then they'll get that range, and they'll do two deviations from the mean will be what they consider normal. But the problem is 95% of people who have low testosterone are undiagnosed.
Starting point is 00:29:34 So you're getting a bunch of people that have low testosterone in that mix where they're trying to get a normal. So it's skewing the numbers down. So people who have low normal testosterone probably really have low testosterone. The normal should be higher. So could it have to do with where you started and where you – I mean, can it drop eventually? Yes. Like if you start at 1,100 and all of a sudden you're down at 200, you're going to feel shitty if that happened really quick. We just had a really good question.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Yeah, okay. Do women have low testosterone? Beautiful question. Absolutely. Give yourself a bill. So how would you know that are the symptoms the same? Yes, with women. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Depression. So women who go through testosterone, some women are testosterone. Women who go through menopause. Some women are very testosterone dependent. And they will lose their sex drive unless they get their testosterone replaced. And those people need to see their OBGYN. Because there's ways to do that and there's ways to not do it. and a very low dose of testosterone
Starting point is 00:30:36 usually do that for a lot of women. So that's a great question. Who asked that? It would be Jody. Jody ask. Jody. Old Jody. Good old Jody.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Okay, what if a woman has high testosterone? These are great questions. Keep them coming. Okay, so women with high testosterone will have, you know, androgenic effects, meaning male sort of effects where they may have a lot of facial hair,
Starting point is 00:31:00 they may have acne, stuff like that. Excessive muscles, they could have muscle development. Yeah, well, they may be happy about that, but people with polycystic ovary syndrome will sometimes have androgenic effects where they have irregular periods and they'll have acne and they'll become hearsuit, meaning that they'll get male pattern hair growth and stuff like that. I know both men and women that have used testosterone pellets. and they both seem to like it a lot Yeah, the testosterone pellets are inserted by, usually by a urologist and you get a constant dose of testosterone You don't have to use gels
Starting point is 00:31:44 You can forget about it for several months Until you have to go in and do it again So anyway, all right, very good All right, Tacey's saying wrap it up So we're drinking We've got to do So thanks for calling See you next week
Starting point is 00:32:00 let me get to this part and what are we going to what are we going to play to get out of here? No I keep asking Sundown what is sundown What is that? Sundown
Starting point is 00:32:13 That makes me Is that it? Is it? That blues in A sorry about Sunday It's okay It's okay Mike We'll have sing-along later
Starting point is 00:32:23 Okay Wow way off I like singing along I do too I love sing along You guys want to sing? We got something they can sing. Do they know anything?
Starting point is 00:32:32 No. No. We don't want to sing on the radio. No. You know how to play Happy Birthday, Mike? Yeah. They can sing Happy Birthday. We're better than that.
Starting point is 00:32:42 We'd have to pay for that. That's right. Ready? No. I'm not ready. Yep. You just bring us in. All right.
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