Weird Medicine: The Podcast - 535 - The Lost Episode
Episode Date: December 27, 2022Dr Steve, Dr Scott, and Tacie discuss: The Rise of Cardiff Electric Stump the Clumps with Mr DeLoach That extra taste bud they didn't teach you about in school A guy who sleeps with his eyes open ... Weight loss with the GLP-1s Fournier's Gangrene (DON'T GOOGLE IMAGE THIS) A fix for shy bladder and much more! Weird Medicine: The Podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp: betterhelp.com/medicine (Give online therapy a try and get on your way to being your best self!) Please visit: stuff.doctorsteve.com (for all your online shopping needs!) simplyherbals.net (now with NO !vermect!n!) (JUST KIDDING, Podcast app overlords! Sheesh!) roadie.doctorsteve.com (the greatest gift for a guitarist or bassist! The robotic tuner!) Also don't forget: Cameo.com/weirdmedicine (Book your old pal right now while he’s still cheap! "FLUID!") noom.doctorsteve.com (the link still works! Lose weight now before swimsuit season is over!) Most importantly! CHECK US OUT ON PATREON! ALL NEW CONTENT! Robert Kelly, Mark Normand, the O&A Troika, Joe DeRosa, Pete Davidson. Stuff you will never hear on the main show ;-) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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                                        Did you hear about the dirty Easter egg hunt?
                                         
                                        It was hosted by the Dust Bunny.
                                         
                                        Why can't you have a concert at the poultry farm?
                                         
                                        The chickens won't stop shouting free bird.
                                         
                                        If you're writing a mystery about a nose, make sure it ends, with a
                                         
                                        really good snot twist.
                                         
                                        If you just read the bio for Dr. Steve,
                                         
                                        host of weird medicine on Sirius XM103,
                                         
    
                                        and made popular by two really comedy shows,
                                         
                                        Opie and Anthony and Benz,
                                         
                                        you would have thought that this guy was a bit of, you know, a clown.
                                         
                                        Why can't you give me the respect that I'm entitled to?
                                         
                                        I've got the period crushing my esophagus.
                                         
                                        I've got to Boliv I'm stripping from my nose.
                                         
                                        I've got the leprosy of the heartbound,
                                         
                                        exacerbating my infertable woes.
                                         
    
                                        I want to take my brain out
                                         
                                        and blast with the wave,
                                         
                                        an ultrasonic, ecographic, and a pulsating shave.
                                         
                                        I want a magic pill.
                                         
                                        All my ailments, the health equivalent of Citizen Kane.
                                         
                                        And if I don't get it now in the tablet,
                                         
                                        I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.
                                         
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                                        Dr. Steve.
                                         
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                                        Yo ho ho-ho-de-ho
                                         
                                        Do they learn a brain
                                         
                                        I need some touch it
                                         
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                                        In the garretid.
                                         
    
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                                        Why not?
                                         
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                                        So this one is going to be better.
                                         
                                        Now, my family is going to get all the collector's edition versions.
                                         
                                        These are like the stamps where they put the airplane upside down and it's worth 50,000 bucks or something per stamp.
                                         
                                        Exactly.
                                         
                                        These are, you know, the collector's items.
                                         
    
                                        That's what I'll say.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Anyway, and check out tweakedaadio.com.
                                         
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                                        I don't know if we get anything from it, but you get 33% off the best earbuds on the price for the market.
                                         
                                        I mean, on the market for the price.
                                         
                                        And everybody needs a pair of those for Christmas.
                                         
    
                                        Yes, they do.
                                         
                                        And as a matter of fact, who is?
                                         
                                        I talking to you the other day. I said, put your earbuds in. They said, I don't have any.
                                         
                                        So, um, we need to do that. And then, uh, check out Dr. Scott's website, simply
                                         
                                        herbals.net. We'll talk more about that in a minute. And then Patreon.com slash weird medicine.
                                         
                                        Um, we, the Chad Zumach episode, I'm still editing it. I'm probably going to do that while
                                         
                                        Tacey's gone to Las Vegas this weekend. To the Las Vegas. Yeah, she's going to the Los. She's going to the
                                         
                                        the Lost Vegas, don't you know?
                                         
    
                                        Maybe stop off at the Walmart.
                                         
                                        And, yep, you can go to the Walmart and get you some credit, but I sure hope you don't
                                         
                                        vomit.
                                         
                                        You might.
                                         
                                        Anyway, so Patreon.com slash weird medicine.
                                         
                                        There will be none of that, which you just heard.
                                         
                                        But we did do one with Chad Zumak and editing that one now because it kind of was wide-ranging.
                                         
                                        And you got somebody with ADHD.
                                         
    
                                        interviewing somebody with ADHD, it's going to be a mess.
                                         
                                        So I just want to make it make sense.
                                         
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                                        And we've got more people coming.
                                         
                                        Joe List is coming.
                                         
                                        Kevin Brennan just agreed to do it.
                                         
    
                                        So we're going to have a bunch of good ones coming up.
                                         
                                        So check that out.
                                         
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                                        Those never go on the YouTube channel.
                                         
                                        So that's the only place you can hear those.
                                         
                                        So that way we can speak a little more freely.
                                         
                                        And then right before the holidays,
                                         
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                                        I love doing those.
                                         
                                        They're cheap.
                                         
                                        I did one today for somebody while I was driving.
                                         
                                        And it's very safe.
                                         
                                        And, yeah, you may get the one where, you know,
                                         
                                        your old buddy makes that fatal mistake doing your cameo,
                                         
                                        and that might be worth something going for.
                                         
                                        All right, very good.
                                         
    
                                        Check out Dr. Scott's website.
                                         
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                                        That's simplyerbils.net.
                                         
                                        Good stocking stuffer is some, what, nasal spray?
                                         
                                        Yeah, it's basically right now with all the crud in people's heads.
                                         
                                        I have been seeing people selling herbal, you know, doing ads for herbal things like stress less and fatigue reprieve and stuff like that and doing live reads.
                                         
                                        Maybe we should do that for yours.
                                         
                                        at some point.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah, we try.
                                         
                                        Yeah, anyway.
                                         
                                        $500 bucks an episode.
                                         
                                        There you go.
                                         
                                        Simply herbal.net. Check him out anyway.
                                         
                                        And it is not Mr. Cardiff's birthday, nor is it Kinky Loco's anniversary.
                                         
                                        But what it is is the day that Cardiff Electric sent us a custom-made guitar.
                                         
                                        Oh, cool.
                                         
    
                                        This is true, and it's very nice.
                                         
                                        And it's amazing.
                                         
                                        And after the show, if you hang out with the,
                                         
                                        on our YouTube channel, which, you know, it's, it's one day, I don't care, 20 people, I think we get 80,
                                         
                                        maybe something like that.
                                         
                                        We ain't no Uncle Rico show, you know, but if you hang out with us, then after the show,
                                         
                                        we horrify people by trying to play music.
                                         
                                        And so we're going to be doing a country version of the Cardiff Electric podcast theme song.
                                         
    
                                        And for people that don't know,
                                         
                                        Cardiff Electric owns the network that we're on, and he also has a podcast of his own.
                                         
                                        He broadcasts as a potato and interviews people like Chad Zumach and who else has he had on there?
                                         
                                        He had Pat Dixon on there once, and he interviews them, and he's a potato and a talking potato.
                                         
                                        But he's actually in real life, he's a brilliant person.
                                         
                                        He's not a potato?
                                         
                                        No, and yeah, it's hard to play guitar, you know, as a potato.
                                         
                                        But one of the things that he used to do when it first started,
                                         
    
                                        and I'm just kind of pulling back that fourth wall just a little bit,
                                         
                                        was he was doing it to make me laugh.
                                         
                                        And now he's become huge and he's like everybody's Cardiff Electric
                                         
                                        and he's got his own network and he has his own, you know,
                                         
                                        YouTube channel where he makes
                                         
                                        thousands of dollars. He's making more than
                                         
                                        we ever thought to make on
                                         
                                        super chats and stuff like that. It's crazy.
                                         
    
                                        But I just thought this was funny.
                                         
                                        He has this theme song
                                         
                                        and I don't know
                                         
                                        if I, let me see if I can find
                                         
                                        the actual theme song to his show.
                                         
                                        And then these guys,
                                         
                                        this guy named Mean Doug was in
                                         
                                        a studio at Watchman Studios
                                         
    
                                        and they had a hair band
                                         
                                        in there and
                                         
                                        this guy was like a
                                         
                                        Asylum suite.
                                         
                                        Locally, we have a hair band that's amazing.
                                         
                                        And they had a vocalist who had some pipes on them,
                                         
                                        and they had him do the Carnival Electric theme sucks.
                                         
                                        So let me play the original theme song real quick if I can get it to play.
                                         
    
                                        Let's see here.
                                         
                                        Oh, boy, here we go.
                                         
                                        Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                        Okay, sorry.
                                         
                                        He's the guy all the girlfriend.
                                         
                                        He's a gas digital network.
                                         
                                        Oh, all right.
                                         
                                        All right.
                                         
    
                                        So this is the original theme song.
                                         
                                        He does this in a very ironic way,
                                         
                                        because he's not the most famous podcast in the world today.
                                         
                                        And, you know, whenever he would be on another show,
                                         
                                        before he would speak, he would go theme song.
                                         
                                        And he'd make them play this.
                                         
                                        whole thing. And if he has guests on
                                         
                                        he'll start the show and he'll make
                                         
    
                                        them sit through this whole
                                         
                                        theme song.
                                         
                                        It goes on for
                                         
                                        a minute.
                                         
                                        All right. Anyway, so
                                         
                                        that's the original theme song and I just
                                         
                                        wanted to play you the hair metal one
                                         
                                        because I think it's entertaining.
                                         
    
                                        Listen to the pipes on this guy.
                                         
                                        Cardiff.
                                         
                                        Catiff Electric,
                                         
                                        the most famous podcast in the world today.
                                         
                                        Cardiff Electric,
                                         
                                        he's so cool.
                                         
                                        Come out and play.
                                         
                                        He's the guy
                                         
    
                                        or the other guys are jealous of.
                                         
                                        That's one hot potato.
                                         
                                        Because he's the guy
                                         
                                        that all the girls want to be with.
                                         
                                        Cardiff electric
                                         
                                        The most famous podcast in the world today
                                         
                                        He's got great guests on his show
                                         
                                        Like Dr. Steve and some other people
                                         
    
                                        We love you, Curtis
                                         
                                        All right, so you get the idea anyway
                                         
                                        And what is hilarious to me
                                         
                                        Is that that last line is he's got great guests on his show
                                         
                                        like Dr. Steve and some other people.
                                         
                                        Because when he created that,
                                         
                                        I think at that time I was the only guest
                                         
                                        he'd ever had on his show.
                                         
    
                                        And so now if they have someone doing a parody,
                                         
                                        they have to say my name in the show
                                         
                                        because that's in the war.
                                         
                                        I just think it's funny.
                                         
                                        All right.
                                         
                                        Fuck both of you.
                                         
                                        That's awesome.
                                         
                                        We got this.
                                         
    
                                        The caffeine's kicking in.
                                         
                                        Thank you.
                                         
                                        That's fine.
                                         
                                        Cardiff.
                                         
                                        I love you, man.
                                         
                                        Hey, we got this book in the mail.
                                         
                                        And I'm assuming there was no note or anything.
                                         
                                        I'm assuming they wanted us to talk about it on the show.
                                         
    
                                        And it is a field guides to men's health by Jesse N. Mills, MD, eat right, stay fit, sleep well, and have great sex forever.
                                         
                                        So, Scott, will you please go to the Have Great Sex Forever section of this book?
                                         
                                        And when you find something, because it's a small book, it is just like a field guide.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        Let me know what you have to do to do that.
                                         
                                        Gotcha.
                                         
                                        It's probably put your penis in a, you know, a warm, moist place and then go in and out, in and out until stuff comes up.
                                         
                                        I'm calling the hole on that one.
                                         
    
                                        That's enough.
                                         
                                        Well, I'm assuming that's the secret to having great sex, right?
                                         
                                        If you're a dude.
                                         
                                        I'm not so sure about that.
                                         
                                        All right.
                                         
                                        Really?
                                         
                                        I think you, you better ask the boss.
                                         
                                        Well, maybe I'm doing it wrong.
                                         
    
                                        Maybe I'm doing it wrong, man.
                                         
                                        I thought you were...
                                         
                                        Anyway, all right.
                                         
                                        Thank you, Tacey, for putting a stop to that.
                                         
                                        Let's...
                                         
                                        I've got some phone calls here.
                                         
                                        Let's do these.
                                         
                                        And let's go...
                                         
    
                                        Oops.
                                         
                                        Uh-oh.
                                         
                                        Sorry, Ronnie B.
                                         
                                        Let's try that again.
                                         
                                        Number one thing.
                                         
                                        Don't take advice from some asshole on the radio.
                                         
                                        All right.
                                         
                                        So, Stacey Deloche was off the show for a while
                                         
    
                                        because he pulled a little prank on us.
                                         
                                        And not unlike Howard Stern.
                                         
                                        It's okay if you prank other people, but don't be pranking, you know, the host of the show.
                                         
                                        And so he was banned for a little while.
                                         
                                        And but now he's, there's a pent-up demand.
                                         
                                        He's redeemed himself.
                                         
                                        Yeah, there's pent-up demand for Stacey Deloge content.
                                         
                                        And so what this is is last week we had the quiz with Stacey, right?
                                         
    
                                        Well, he got turned on by that.
                                         
                                        And now he sent us like a million questions.
                                         
                                        I thought we'd just do them all and get them more.
                                         
                                        But all of his questions are always good.
                                         
                                        They're always good, yeah.
                                         
                                        You know, so, okay, so let's do, I think this is a good one.
                                         
                                        Okay, yeah, let's do this one.
                                         
                                        All right.
                                         
    
                                        This is actually not a Stacey.
                                         
                                        I'm probably because I recently.
                                         
                                        Okay, that was a teaser.
                                         
                                        We're going to do the Stacey questions in a minute, but this is a really good question.
                                         
                                        I'll say, is Stacy trying to hide his voice.
                                         
                                        I've been noticing that when I was,
                                         
                                        wake up in the middle of the night, either go to the bathroom or just toss and turn, that my eyes are crazy dry to the point that they hurt when I open and close them.
                                         
                                        My mom always said that when I was a kid, I would sleep with my eyes open a little bit.
                                         
    
                                        And I think that's what might cause it.
                                         
                                        But I'm just curious if there's anything like a drop.
                                         
                                        You can put in your eye before you go to bed to try to prevent that, or it's just kind of something you've got to deal with.
                                         
                                        And thanks so much.
                                         
                                        Have a great day.
                                         
                                        Bye.
                                         
                                        Okay, Scott, do you know the name of this?
                                         
                                        If Lydia were here, this is more of an allopathic thing.
                                         
    
                                        A dry eye syndrome?
                                         
                                        Well, yes.
                                         
                                        The actual name of the problem is lagophthalmos.
                                         
                                        It's actually a name of.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        And people sleep with their eyes open, usually doing to an issue relating to facial muscles, nerves,
                                         
                                        or skin around the eyelids,
                                         
                                        but some people just could do it
                                         
    
                                        because of anatomic or behavioral differences.
                                         
                                        And those folks
                                         
                                        that have lagophthalmos,
                                         
                                        in other words, sleeping with their eyes open,
                                         
                                        often have reduced sleep quality
                                         
                                        and they may not sleep as long or as well
                                         
                                        due to the pain and discomfort caused
                                         
                                        by the eyes drying out throughout the night.
                                         
    
                                        So when you have this,
                                         
                                        you really do need to see an ophthalmologist for it
                                         
                                        just to make sure that there isn't some weird thing going on with your eyes.
                                         
                                        And if there isn't, you know, not an infection or some genetic thing
                                         
                                        or some weird thing with the muscles of your eye.
                                         
                                        And if, you know, our friend John had this,
                                         
                                        but he also had double vision with it.
                                         
                                        You know, why?
                                         
    
                                        Because he had a thing called exophthalmos.
                                         
                                        Now, that's another exophthalmos can cause lagophthalmone.
                                         
                                        Xophthalmosis is when your eyeballs protrude more than they should.
                                         
                                        Turn out he had Graves disease.
                                         
                                        And when you have Graves disease and your eyeballs stick out farther out of the orbits than they're supposed to,
                                         
                                        and it can cause the eyelid to have difficulty closing at night when they're fully relaxed.
                                         
                                        So we need to make sure that you don't have something like that going on.
                                         
                                        Sleeping pills can cause it heavy alcohol use.
                                         
    
                                        Antihistamines might if they drive out too much.
                                         
                                        So there are moisture goggles that you can wear at night.
                                         
                                        They moisturize the eyes during your sleep.
                                         
                                        You can wear an eye mask that actually just presses down on the eyelids to keep them closed.
                                         
                                        And then some doctors recommend an external eyelid weight, but again, you're going to want to get this from your ophthalmologist.
                                         
                                        And this weight attaches to the outside of the upper eyelids and it keeps them closed.
                                         
                                        Can you imagine?
                                         
                                        I've never heard of that.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah, it doesn't take much.
                                         
                                        Sometimes they'll just use surgical tape.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        But, yeah, drops really won't be, you know, there are some drops that you could use.
                                         
                                        Basically, they're gels.
                                         
                                        Right.
                                         
                                        That you could put in the, you know, put under the lower eyelid and it'll kind of mush around.
                                         
                                        And that would keep things moist, but really the problem is keeping the eyelid closed.
                                         
    
                                        So the solution is closing the island.
                                         
                                        So, you know, they'll measure the space between your eyelids.
                                         
                                        They'll, you know, measure the amount of force that used to close the eyes when blinking.
                                         
                                        They've got all – the ophthalmologists have all kinds of cool-ass stuff.
                                         
                                        Some of them are optics, you know, lots of weird lenses and things that they can, you know,
                                         
                                        look into your eye and make it look like a giant panorama in front of them when they're looking.
                                         
                                        That's what – if you've ever had an ophthalmologist, put that, like a telescope on their eye.
                                         
                                        and then they've got another little circular thing
                                         
    
                                        that they hold in front of your eye.
                                         
                                        That actually is a retinoscope,
                                         
                                        and it allows them to look at your retina,
                                         
                                        and when they see it, it looks like it's projected
                                         
                                        in front of them, a big giant retina,
                                         
                                        and they can see all the blood vessels and stuff.
                                         
                                        It's cool.
                                         
                                        They got all the really fun toys,
                                         
    
                                        and they get to play with lasers and stuff like that.
                                         
                                        But they also have things for this,
                                         
                                        they can measure the force required to close your eyelids.
                                         
                                        Did he say it's definitely from his eyelids
                                         
                                        It's not closing?
                                         
                                        Isn't that what he said there at the end?
                                         
                                        Did he say that?
                                         
                                        Not closing?
                                         
    
                                        Because I was just wondering,
                                         
                                        because he could have autoimmune disorder.
                                         
                                        And I think that's what might cause it.
                                         
                                        And that when I was a kid, I would sleep with my eyes open a little.
                                         
                                        There you go.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        So if he was doing it when he was a kid, he's probably doing it now.
                                         
                                        The other thing is, is, you know, if he has a partner, they could just look at him,
                                         
    
                                        turn the, you know, get a flashlight out in the middle of the night and look at your eyes.
                                         
                                        See if there is a slit there where air is.
                                         
                                        getting in under the...
                                         
                                        Drying it out, yeah, and drying it out.
                                         
                                        That'd be a really strange look to look over at somebody sleeping beside you.
                                         
                                        Well, Edgar Allan Poe did a story about that.
                                         
                                        Oh, did he?
                                         
                                        Yeah, it was the tell-tale heart.
                                         
    
                                        And he would go in and open up the slot to the thing
                                         
                                        and he would see the, you know, the blue eye looking at me
                                         
                                        and, you know, finally he killed the guy and stuck him under the...
                                         
                                        Oh, spoiler.
                                         
                                        Sorry, 250-year-old story.
                                         
                                        and he buries him under the floor.
                                         
                                        And then the inspectors come, but he can hear the heart beating.
                                         
                                        It's guilt.
                                         
    
                                        And then finally, he's like, and he knows the inspectors are drinking their tea
                                         
                                        and they're pretending like they don't hear the heart,
                                         
                                        but they know that he buried him under the floor.
                                         
                                        And then finally he just says, okay, okay, I did it, I did it.
                                         
                                        Dumbass, all you had to do is keep your mouth shut.
                                         
                                        So anyway.
                                         
                                        We're talking.
                                         
                                        That's hilarious
                                         
    
                                        All right
                                         
                                        Let's see here
                                         
                                        That's a good question
                                         
                                        That's a good question
                                         
                                        Yep
                                         
                                        I hope he gets that text
                                         
                                        Hey
                                         
                                        There we go
                                         
    
                                        Of your body mass
                                         
                                        Is made up of blood
                                         
                                        Weightwise
                                         
                                        There you go
                                         
                                        That's a good one
                                         
                                        Anybody have any idea
                                         
                                        What is there
                                         
                                        Five quarts
                                         
    
                                        Oh well
                                         
                                        See Scott knows something
                                         
                                        Times
                                         
                                        Times what
                                         
                                        So how much
                                         
                                        How much would that be times
                                         
                                        Well just give me a percentage
                                         
                                        of body weight and we're going to do this price of right
                                         
    
                                        rules so if you go over you don't get it I would say
                                         
                                        we're doing percentage of body weight
                                         
                                        yeah percentage of body weight prices right rules
                                         
                                        I would say 7%
                                         
                                        okay Tacey I'm gonna go with
                                         
                                        I was gonna go with like 40
                                         
                                        40%
                                         
                                        okay she said 40 you can't you can't
                                         
    
                                        oh we're just talking about blood though not water right
                                         
                                        right right not water just blood just blood
                                         
                                        just blood okay
                                         
                                        What do you say, Scott?
                                         
                                        7%.
                                         
                                        I'm going to go with 1%
                                         
                                        Steve.
                                         
                                        Damn it.
                                         
    
                                        1%?
                                         
                                        Yeah, because it's price of right rules.
                                         
                                        Okay, well, if you were doing
                                         
                                        Price of Right rules, then you would do
                                         
                                        1% over him.
                                         
                                        Is that what you're saying?
                                         
                                        No.
                                         
                                        No, I thought it was under.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah, because no matter what,
                                         
                                        if I'll lose, I could probably believe he should win.
                                         
                                        Okay, so if you're on Price of Right
                                         
                                        and you think that he's under
                                         
                                        and you go one,
                                         
                                        over and you're both under, you're going to win because you'll be closer.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
    
                                        But anyway, you said 1%.
                                         
                                        And he said 7.
                                         
                                        I mean, I have no idea.
                                         
                                        I know.
                                         
                                        It's ridiculous.
                                         
                                        It was 10%.
                                         
                                        So Scott wins that one.
                                         
                                        So that's one point for Scott.
                                         
    
                                        Will you keep track of these, Scott?
                                         
                                        Oh, of course.
                                         
                                        I'm counting a bill.
                                         
                                        That's one bill for Scott.
                                         
                                        Oh, yeah.
                                         
                                        Okay, here you go.
                                         
                                        Give yourself a bill.
                                         
                                        Yep.
                                         
    
                                        There's one for Scott.
                                         
                                        Let's see here.
                                         
                                        This one I do not know, and we're going to have to probably calculate the hell out of this.
                                         
                                        So let's see here.
                                         
                                        Let's try this.
                                         
                                        Hello, ladies and gentlemen, quick question for you.
                                         
                                        On average, how much dust do you think your lungs inhale over a lifetime?
                                         
                                        Oh, how much dust?
                                         
    
                                        Thank you.
                                         
                                        Oh, my gosh.
                                         
                                        How are you supposed to know that?
                                         
                                        Yeah, that's a good one because your lungs are constantly clearing.
                                         
                                        themselves. One way that we could figure this out is, let's say, on average, 500 ML per breath,
                                         
                                        right? So you do 500, and then we're going to have to figure that out in, you know, total
                                         
                                        MLs. If I had paper, it would be easier for me to do this, but 500 MLs per breath, and let's say
                                         
                                        an average of what? What do you want to say? Twelve breaths an hour?
                                         
    
                                        I don't say 10 for simple math. Okay, 10. Okay. So that would be 5,000 emels an hour, right?
                                         
                                        500
                                         
                                        MLs per breath
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        And then 10
                                         
                                        breaths per minute
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        But not for hour
                                         
    
                                        Yeah sorry sorry sorry
                                         
                                        It's a 5,000 times
                                         
                                        Yeah 5,000 30
                                         
                                        times 60
                                         
                                        Okay let's let Siri
                                         
                                        300 grand
                                         
                                        Echo
                                         
                                        What's 5,000 times 30
                                         
    
                                        Will you get some paper and write this down?
                                         
                                        I think 300 grand
                                         
                                        I don't have a pen
                                         
                                        I'm writing down
                                         
                                        By the way
                                         
                                        You can thank the driver of your most recent delivery
                                         
                                        No, never mind.
                                         
                                        Echo, what's 5,000 times 30?
                                         
    
                                        I just want to keep track of it.
                                         
                                        150,000.
                                         
                                        Okay, so that's 150,000
                                         
                                        MLs, an hour, right?
                                         
                                        Let's just multiply it by how many,
                                         
                                        instead of going through, oh, well, a day
                                         
                                        and then a year and all that stuff,
                                         
                                        which is how many hours is there
                                         
    
                                        in a human lifetime?
                                         
                                        Echo, how many hours is there
                                         
                                        in 70 years.
                                         
                                        70 years is
                                         
                                        613,200 hours.
                                         
                                        So 613,
                                         
                                        613,000 times
                                         
                                        150,000.
                                         
    
                                        Ceri, or Echo, what's 150,000
                                         
                                        times 613,000?
                                         
                                        150,000 times
                                         
                                        613,000 is 91,950 million.
                                         
                                        91,150 million?
                                         
                                        That's a lot.
                                         
                                        $150,000.
                                         
                                        Oh, oh, oh, oh.
                                         
    
                                        Okay, now.
                                         
                                        I say we just answer a lot.
                                         
                                        A whole bunch.
                                         
                                        So 91 billion emels of air in a lifetime.
                                         
                                        Now, what percentage, if we could figure out what percentage of air is dust, we can figure this out.
                                         
                                        Do they have a golden retriever?
                                         
                                        Yeah, of air is dust.
                                         
                                        Let's just see if there's a answer.
                                         
    
                                        Oh, no.
                                         
                                        is dust.
                                         
                                        So here we go.
                                         
                                        1%.
                                         
                                        Okay. Carbon dioxide, water
                                         
                                        vapor, dust particles, and other gases
                                         
                                        constitute 1% of air.
                                         
                                        So, oh, okay.
                                         
    
                                        So this should be easy.
                                         
                                        Echo, what is 1%
                                         
                                        of 91,150 million?
                                         
                                        1% of 91,150 million is
                                         
                                        911,500,000.
                                         
                                        That's still a shitload of dust.
                                         
                                        That's the answer.
                                         
                                        Yeah, that's the answer.
                                         
    
                                        Gold or Cheater, then you can double it.
                                         
                                        Then you double it.
                                         
                                        There you go.
                                         
                                        At least.
                                         
                                        Thanks for throwing us a curveball on that one, Stacey.
                                         
                                        For God's sake.
                                         
                                        I thought, oh, this would be fun to calculate how much air you breathe in a lifetime.
                                         
                                        That was awesome.
                                         
    
                                        Terrible.
                                         
                                        That's a tough.
                                         
                                        That's a tough one.
                                         
                                        Good question, though.
                                         
                                        Yeah, very good.
                                         
                                        All right.
                                         
                                        Let's see here.
                                         
                                        All right.
                                         
    
                                        Let's try this one.
                                         
                                        Do you want to take a guess at how many different strains of bacteria live in your
                                         
                                        Billy Buckton.
                                         
                                        Bye, Tacey.
                                         
                                        I know the answer to this, so I won't answer it.
                                         
                                        But Scott, you want to take a guess at that one?
                                         
                                        How many different strains of bacteria in your navel?
                                         
                                        Seven.
                                         
    
                                        Seven.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        Price is right rules, Tase.
                                         
                                        Oh, I'm going over.
                                         
                                        100.
                                         
                                        Oh, okay.
                                         
                                        Or you could just say eight.
                                         
                                        Hey, Quinn.
                                         
    
                                        Hey, let's do eight, damn it.
                                         
                                        There you go.
                                         
                                        All right.
                                         
                                        Give yourself a bill.
                                         
                                        It's $2,300, so Tacey's closer.
                                         
                                        She would have won anyway.
                                         
                                        I feel like I'm being a tag thing here.
                                         
                                        You are.
                                         
    
                                        In one study, 60 volunteers swab their navels.
                                         
                                        I'm not going to say belly button.
                                         
                                        They're umbilicus.
                                         
                                        Umbilicus.
                                         
                                        Reachers, researchers analyze the samples and found more than 2,300 different kinds of bacteria.
                                         
                                        That's an average of 67 different kinds per belly button.
                                         
                                        So it's 2,300 over 60 volunteers, and it's actually 67.
                                         
                                        were still one taste.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah, you don't want either way, damn it.
                                         
                                        How about that?
                                         
                                        She gets a bill. She gets a bill.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Oh, yeah.
                                         
                                        Give yourself a bill.
                                         
                                        Yours gets an asterisk.
                                         
                                        Your has an asterisk.
                                         
    
                                        All right.
                                         
                                        Let's see here.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        Oh, can, okay, here's a good one.
                                         
                                        How many different flavors can the human tongue decipher?
                                         
                                        There's a little bit of debate on this one.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        But it's going to surprise you.
                                         
    
                                        Bye, Tasey.
                                         
                                        Let's go with the universally accepted basic tastes.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        So I'll give you one would be sweet.
                                         
                                        So just go with those and see if you can get them all.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        So if one's sweet.
                                         
    
                                        So that's one.
                                         
                                        I mean, just the area of the tongue is five.
                                         
                                        But he's talking about.
                                         
                                        Well, what are the tastes, though?
                                         
                                        Sweet, sour, bitter.
                                         
                                        Mm-hmm.
                                         
                                        salt
                                         
                                        yes
                                         
    
                                        acrid
                                         
                                        no
                                         
                                        sweet
                                         
                                        sour
                                         
                                        that'd be sour
                                         
                                        bitter
                                         
                                        bitter and sour
                                         
                                        be acrid
                                         
    
                                        okay yeah
                                         
                                        you guys are missing one
                                         
                                        and it's one that we were not
                                         
                                        taught in grade school
                                         
                                        yeah I don't know
                                         
                                        but they
                                         
                                        but
                                         
                                        Uncle Roger talks about it
                                         
    
                                        every single show
                                         
                                        it's MSG the king of flavor
                                         
                                        and that that
                                         
                                        yes that's right
                                         
                                        And what does that cause?
                                         
                                        What taste does that stimulate?
                                         
                                        So salty?
                                         
                                        It's umami.
                                         
    
                                        The answer is, the answer is, umami.
                                         
                                        Umami?
                                         
                                        No, we were not talking about to drink.
                                         
                                        Nope.
                                         
                                        We wouldn't have done it.
                                         
                                        Yeah, so umami is kind of a new, uh, newly, you know, identified taste bud, uh, or, you know,
                                         
                                        basic taste and it's basically the taste of meat, you know, sort of hearty, heartiness
                                         
                                        would be umami.
                                         
    
                                        Now, you could also add cool and hot into there as well.
                                         
                                        But what amazes me is that from all of this, you can then take someone with a really good palette
                                         
                                        and you could give them, say, a creme brulee, and they'll say, well, this has orange zest and, you know, a little bit of cognac in it or something like that.
                                         
                                        You know, it is that the human ability to discern taste is unbelievable.
                                         
                                        So it's not just the tongue.
                                         
                                        some of it is done with the olfactory nerves.
                                         
                                        That's right.
                                         
                                        So if you shut down your smell,
                                         
    
                                        you might be able to still say,
                                         
                                        well, that thing's salty
                                         
                                        and maybe that thing might be sour,
                                         
                                        but it's very difficult.
                                         
                                        And just try it sometime.
                                         
                                        We used to do this when we were kids.
                                         
                                        Well, I think a lot of folks that had the COVID.
                                         
                                        Yep.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah, they know it without me having to tell them.
                                         
                                        They know for sure.
                                         
                                        But, yeah, if you just plug your nose
                                         
                                        and then try to discern tastes,
                                         
                                        It's very difficult to do.
                                         
                                        Are you seeing that with newer strains of COVID?
                                         
                                        No, I am not.
                                         
                                        I haven't seen any at all.
                                         
    
                                        Now, there may be some out there.
                                         
                                        And so the people who are listening, if you had a recent strain of COVID and you lost your sense of taste or, you know, smell, I would like to know about it.
                                         
                                        Because we're not seeing any of that.
                                         
                                        No, I only saw it in the very first strain.
                                         
                                        Yep.
                                         
                                        When we had the big, huge first rush of COVID.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        It's crazy, isn't it?
                                         
    
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        All right.
                                         
                                        All right.
                                         
                                        Anything?
                                         
                                        Isn't it umami?
                                         
                                        Isn't that a spice that the Japanese use a lot to flavor their foods?
                                         
                                        Like a mushroom?
                                         
                                        Well, it is.
                                         
    
                                        Mushroom has umami.
                                         
                                        Oh, okay, gotcha.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        Gotcha.
                                         
                                        Okay, gotcha.
                                         
                                        Because I know I'd heard of that in Iron Chef.
                                         
                                        That's my favorite show, Iron Chef.
                                         
                                        Iron Chef?
                                         
    
                                        When they killed a live stuff.
                                         
                                        Oh, my God.
                                         
                                        Oh, it's so awful.
                                         
                                        It's all, but that's a great show.
                                         
                                        So, um, is it still on?
                                         
                                        Umami.
                                         
                                        Yeah, it's a new version.
                                         
                                        It's different people and stuff.
                                         
    
                                        It used to be so much fun.
                                         
                                        Umami is defined as savouriness.
                                         
                                        It's one of the five basic tastes that's described as savory,
                                         
                                        consistent of broths and cooked meats.
                                         
                                        Why not just say that, though?
                                         
                                        So I get another bill because I said five.
                                         
                                        I should get a bill.
                                         
                                        Yeah, yeah.
                                         
    
                                        So was it in the question.
                                         
                                        One of the five basic tastes.
                                         
                                        Oh, I thought you said how many were there.
                                         
                                        People taste umami through taste receptors that typically respond to gluten.
                                         
                                        He's changing the rules.
                                         
                                        He's changed the rules.
                                         
                                        Okay, listen to me.
                                         
                                        People taste umami through taste receptors that typically respond to glutamates and nucleotides that are widely present in meat broths and fermented products,
                                         
    
                                        which is why MSG is monosodium glutamate that adds umami to foods.
                                         
                                        And that's when Tacey started noticing that my stir fry was better was when I bought a big thing of the king of flavor and started putting MSG in.
                                         
                                        there and now all of a sudden
                                         
                                        you could really tell a huge difference
                                         
                                        because I'll use like umami like that you could buy
                                         
                                        the fancy grocery stores you just squeeze
                                         
                                        into the yeah well it might be a
                                         
                                        brand name it's like I think
                                         
    
                                        but I think it's like a fermented mushroom
                                         
                                        I think it's what it's yeah foods that have
                                         
                                        strong umami flavor include meats
                                         
                                        shellfish fish including fish
                                         
                                        sauce and preserved fish
                                         
                                        such as Maldi fish
                                         
                                        Katsuobushi sardines
                                         
                                        and anchovies tomatoes
                                         
    
                                        mushrooms
                                         
                                        Yay.
                                         
                                        Hydralized vegetable protein, meat extract, yeast extract, cheeses, and soy sauce.
                                         
                                        I do like me a good mushroom.
                                         
                                        Oh, I do, too.
                                         
                                        Yeah, buddy.
                                         
                                        Now, it is a lone word from Japanese, and umami is translated as pleasant, savory taste.
                                         
                                        Cool.
                                         
    
                                        There you go.
                                         
                                        What do you think of that?
                                         
                                        I love it.
                                         
                                        I love to eat.
                                         
                                        Now I'm hungry.
                                         
                                        I love me some meat.
                                         
                                        Here's a question about hydrogen peroxide.
                                         
                                        You know something about wound care.
                                         
    
                                        Dr. Scott.
                                         
                                        We can probably take this one.
                                         
                                        Hi, taste so.
                                         
                                        Oh, my goodness.
                                         
                                        That's another thing.
                                         
                                        I didn't know it was a taste.
                                         
                                        Quick questions for you.
                                         
                                        It's all right.
                                         
    
                                        A little bit weird one here.
                                         
                                        Hydrogen peroxide.
                                         
                                        Now, I understand it's, of course, good for debrising a wound because it bubbles and pushes stuff up and out.
                                         
                                        But is it any good for long-term care of a wound?
                                         
                                        Because I read a study where it's actually not that good for you.
                                         
                                        Right, right.
                                         
                                        So just curious what your opinion was.
                                         
                                        We used to use it all.
                                         
    
                                        Bye, Tate's a.
                                         
                                        Oh, Lord.
                                         
                                        We used to use it all the time.
                                         
                                        Right.
                                         
                                        And then studies came out that said we were actually delaying healing by using hydrogen peroxide.
                                         
                                        It starts to break down a tissue a little bit.
                                         
                                        It doesn't let it heal back as quickly.
                                         
                                        It seems to be the case.
                                         
    
                                        So it seems like it does something because when you put it on, it burns good, and then it foams up.
                                         
                                        It seems like it's doing something.
                                         
                                        What it's really doing is reacting with peroxidase enzymes in white blood cells that are coming there to try to help.
                                         
                                        try to help and you're messing them up.
                                         
                                        So what we recommend is to lavage with saline or sterile water rather than with hydrogen peroxide.
                                         
                                        So no hydrogen peroxide, not even at the beginning?
                                         
                                        No, not for wounds.
                                         
                                        No, you can get like in the surgical switch, you know, we've got little spray things where you can spray and debris or lavage a wound with saline.
                                         
    
                                        but you can get a little, you know, just a squeeze bottle
                                         
                                        and put saline in that, sterile saline.
                                         
                                        And they've got a great little over-the-counter things
                                         
                                        with the saline sprays for wound care now.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        It's so cheap.
                                         
                                        Saline is so cheap and they'll package it and this stuff
                                         
    
                                        and then get like a 10,000 percent markup.
                                         
                                        Good for them.
                                         
                                        I mean, you know what the...
                                         
                                        But it works.
                                         
                                        And at least that way you know you're getting kind of the right amount of saline.
                                         
                                        We could do a whole thing on just basic, you know,
                                         
                                        first aid and wound care and stuff we wanted to.
                                         
                                        We were going to do a show on...
                                         
    
                                        On stretching.
                                         
                                        Remember a couple of weeks ago, we had a couple good questions on stretching.
                                         
                                        On stretching.
                                         
                                        We need to.
                                         
                                        Stretching.
                                         
                                        Yeah, on stretching and back pain and hamstring length and stuff like that.
                                         
                                        Oh, okay.
                                         
                                        Yeah, we need to get back into that.
                                         
    
                                        Do we?
                                         
                                        It is the holidays.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        Come first in a year.
                                         
                                        Everybody's going to be doing exercising.
                                         
                                        That's true.
                                         
                                        By not stretching, I tore muscles in the back of my leg trying to jog because my kid was
                                         
                                        cross-country racing and it looked like fun.
                                         
    
                                        Oh, my God.
                                         
                                        How many years ago?
                                         
                                        God, that was, that was middle school.
                                         
                                        Yeah, he was in middle school, and he was killing it.
                                         
                                        He was in eighth grade.
                                         
                                        I remember that.
                                         
                                        And he was destroying.
                                         
                                        He was so, and he'd puke every single time, and he just was driven to do it every single time.
                                         
    
                                        Oh, yeah, that's when you came up with one of your crazy inventions about the drink that you were going to give him from.
                                         
                                        Yeah, yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                        Yeah, we were going to do that with the hyperphysics folks.
                                         
                                        Richard and Chetai and the hyperphysics, F-I-Z-I-C-S, the F-E-Z-I-C-S, the,
                                         
                                        energy drink for nerds
                                         
                                        and we were going to work out a pre
                                         
                                        and post drink for
                                         
                                        exercise because I did a lot of research
                                         
    
                                        on arginine
                                         
                                        and stuff like that but anyway
                                         
                                        yeah so
                                         
                                        let's not use hydrogen perox I just use
                                         
                                        lavage a wound
                                         
                                        clean it
                                         
                                        with saline or yeah just soap and water
                                         
                                        and then you know if you can
                                         
    
                                        see meat under there
                                         
                                        go to the emergency room and make
                                         
                                        sure you're up to date on your tetan shot
                                         
                                        There's nothing worse than getting tetanus in 2022.
                                         
                                        I've only seen one case in my career.
                                         
                                        It was an elderly person who got tetanus and had never been vaccinated ever.
                                         
                                        So I'm not sure that anyone that's got the basic first three has ever gotten tetanus,
                                         
                                        but we still should get it every 10 years.
                                         
    
                                        And if you don't know if you've gotten it, just when you turn 20 or 20, get it on the decades.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        You know, so I've got mine.
                                         
                                        I had got mine when I was 60.
                                         
                                        I'll get, you know, if I live that long, I'll get another one when I'm 70.
                                         
                                        I'll get mine with my shingrich shot.
                                         
                                        There you go.
                                         
                                        There you go.
                                         
    
                                        I can't wait for that.
                                         
                                        You're not even close to that age yet.
                                         
                                        No.
                                         
                                        So close.
                                         
                                        Yeah, Tasey's older than she looks.
                                         
                                        Yes.
                                         
                                        Which is good.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
    
                                        All right.
                                         
                                        Here we go.
                                         
                                        Just a quick little question.
                                         
                                        Wait a minute.
                                         
                                        You just said I was older than I look.
                                         
                                        Look.
                                         
                                        That's good.
                                         
                                        That's good. That is good.
                                         
    
                                        Okay, never mind.
                                         
                                        Oh, yeah, no, no.
                                         
                                        Continue.
                                         
                                        It was definitely a compliment.
                                         
                                        I was impressed.
                                         
                                        Well, that's because you're an idiot.
                                         
                                        Just looking out for insults.
                                         
                                        Sorry.
                                         
    
                                        Just a quick little question.
                                         
                                        That I've been curious about.
                                         
                                        I should have said that you look younger than you actually are.
                                         
                                        That would have been a better way to say it, right?
                                         
                                        Either way's fine.
                                         
                                        I just don't know.
                                         
                                        Yeah, but, you know, she's going to hear what she hears.
                                         
                                        Yeah, that's true.
                                         
    
                                        You know that.
                                         
                                        At least that's how it is my world.
                                         
                                        She's the queen of the double bind.
                                         
                                        She'll give you two ties for Christmas and then you wear one the next day.
                                         
                                        Why didn't you wear the other one?
                                         
                                        You like the other one?
                                         
                                        What is the purpose of the eubola?
                                         
                                        They're in the back of your thread.
                                         
    
                                        I don't know what a yuvalla is, but that's what they say in Chinese.
                                         
                                        I got you back.
                                         
                                        He may be asking what is a uvula.
                                         
                                        So that's the palatine uvula.
                                         
                                        and not, I had a Star Wars joke and it just went out the window.
                                         
                                        But a palatine uveal, it means at the end of the palate, the soft palate,
                                         
                                        little piece of tissue that hangs down in the back of your mouth.
                                         
                                        And every once in a while when you get a weird virus,
                                         
    
                                        stupid thing will enlarge and then hang down the back of your throat.
                                         
                                        Have you ever had that?
                                         
                                        I had it once.
                                         
                                        Well, that was awful, and you could feel it touching your tongue.
                                         
                                        You just feel like you're going to gag all the time.
                                         
                                        Had big white blobs on it.
                                         
                                        Oh, yeah.
                                         
                                        Gross.
                                         
    
                                        If you have exudate actually on the uvula itself, that can be a sign of diphtheria, which we don't really see anymore.
                                         
                                        But if you're looking in someone's throat and they've got white patches on the uvula, that would be a sign of diphtheria.
                                         
                                        But people don't know why we have uvula.
                                         
                                        I think that it has something to do with the gag reflex for sure.
                                         
                                        if you touch that damn thing,
                                         
                                        you know, your palate will contract
                                         
                                        and you kind of gag.
                                         
                                        And some people think that
                                         
    
                                        just because it's swinging back there,
                                         
                                        it keeps food and stuff from going up your nose,
                                         
                                        that it's kind of a counterweight
                                         
                                        for the palate,
                                         
                                        the soft palate in the back, to hold it down.
                                         
                                        Because otherwise it would just flap around, right?
                                         
                                        So the uvula is just like,
                                         
                                        it's like putting a little, I don't know,
                                         
    
                                        I put a weight.
                                         
                                        A little fish.
                                         
                                        on my ham radio antenna to keep it, you know, ground, you know, when I put it in lower.
                                         
                                        Yeah, put a little weight on there.
                                         
                                        Yeah, like that.
                                         
                                        To make it sink fat, yeah.
                                         
                                        Yes, yes, yes, yes, there you go.
                                         
                                        So, anyway, now this article says your uvula is also part of your gag reflex, so I'll give myself up.
                                         
    
                                        Give yourself a bill.
                                         
                                        When something touches this area of your soft palate induces gagging or vomicking, I don't like to vomit.
                                         
                                        No, thanks, man.
                                         
                                        Think of it as a safety feature if your uvula senses something's going down the wrong way.
                                         
                                        It course corrects in an effort to avoid.
                                         
                                        choking. Really?
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Okay. What are some interesting
                                         
    
                                        fun facts about uvulas?
                                         
                                        Oh, gosh. I can't wait to hear.
                                         
                                        Carl from
                                         
                                        WATP says there's no such thing as
                                         
                                        fun facts. They're facts.
                                         
                                        They're not fun. I agree with him.
                                         
                                        And I agree with them too.
                                         
                                        But anyway, so
                                         
    
                                        here's a fact about
                                         
                                        the uvula. It means little
                                         
                                        grape in Latin.
                                         
                                        And only humans have
                                         
                                        uvulas. And
                                         
                                        no surprise you can live without it
                                         
                                        so we've had people that
                                         
                                        have had their soft palate taken away
                                         
    
                                        of course they have trouble when they drink milk
                                         
                                        or something like that comes out their nose
                                         
                                        anyway how about that
                                         
                                        and then while all right you got any stories
                                         
                                        because I'm kind of I'm out of everything
                                         
                                        we've got 20 minutes left to go
                                         
                                        come up with something
                                         
                                        I'm just kidding I have no I believe
                                         
    
                                        I have questions going back for decades
                                         
                                        you don't have anything
                                         
                                        okay well Tacey here's one for you
                                         
                                        You can find one one way.
                                         
                                        Hey, Dr. Steve, how are you?
                                         
                                        See if anybody in the examiner is.
                                         
                                        I'm good.
                                         
                                        I had a question about...
                                         
    
                                        She actually did what she was supposed to.
                                         
                                        I know, and I messed it up.
                                         
                                        I'm sorry.
                                         
                                        Just like everyone.
                                         
                                        Hey, Dr. Steve, how are you?
                                         
                                        I'm good.
                                         
                                        How are you?
                                         
                                        I'm good.
                                         
    
                                        I had a question about if you had any opinions or if you've done any research on the diabetes
                                         
                                        medication that they're using for weight loss, like the shots, Manjaro, and I don't know,
                                         
                                        I forget what the other ones are called.
                                         
                                        But anyway, I would love to hear your input.
                                         
                                        Thanks.
                                         
                                        Bye.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
    
                                        So there's O-Zempic.
                                         
                                        These are all trade names, by the way.
                                         
                                        So there's Mongero.
                                         
                                        There's Ozempic.
                                         
                                        What's the other one?
                                         
                                        It starts with a V.
                                         
                                        Wasn't another one that started with a V?
                                         
                                        There's Bayetta.
                                         
    
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        And then there's,
                                         
                                        they're all GLP-1 inhibitors, aren't they?
                                         
                                        I believe you are correct.
                                         
                                        Now, I am only speaking from a patient perspective as per usual.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        But I take so many medicines, I'm actually pretty good at it.
                                         
                                        Okay, well, let's hear it then, because, you know, it's a radio show, and people are...
                                         
    
                                        You know what?
                                         
                                        You just shut up.
                                         
                                        Hold on.
                                         
                                        What are you doing?
                                         
                                        I was looking up all of them.
                                         
                                        Oh, okay.
                                         
                                        Now, just talk about your experience with it.
                                         
                                        Okay, so I've taken them all.
                                         
    
                                        all of them because I have PCOS, and I lost, when bieta came out, I lost a ton of weight on it.
                                         
                                        So let's talk about what PCOS is because you just threw that out there.
                                         
                                        Polycystic ovarian syndrome.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        And that causes.
                                         
                                        Weight gain and insulin resistance.
                                         
                                        And also infertility.
                                         
                                        Infertility, so a lot of people have a very hard time having children.
                                         
    
                                        Steve and I did, but we are fortunate enough to have two.
                                         
                                        Yeah, yeah, we looked out on that one.
                                         
                                        Which is why we don't have any money.
                                         
                                        Anyway.
                                         
                                        So other than that, I've been on literally all of them.
                                         
                                        And this new one came out, Manjaro, and it's a little bit different.
                                         
                                        It's like if you've been on one.
                                         
                                        It's terseppatide, if you want to really know.
                                         
    
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        So it's like if you've been on one and you switch to the other,
                                         
                                        you're not going to get as much of a response.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        You have to wait a couple of years in between to get a response.
                                         
                                        And this Manjaro, man, I'm telling you what, when you up a dose, you just don't want to eat.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
    
                                        Just not hungry at all.
                                         
                                        I'm down.
                                         
                                        I've been on, I mean, the weight loss is slow, but it is there.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Because I'm not really watching what I'm eating.
                                         
                                        I'm watching the quantity of what I eat, which is just the medicine doing that.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        I've been on it three months down 15 pounds.
                                         
    
                                        Excellent.
                                         
                                        That's pretty dang good.
                                         
                                        Actually, it's probably a little bit more than that.
                                         
                                        I keep forgetting away myself, but, um, and, and my, that's funny.
                                         
                                        Wait, how much did you say?
                                         
                                        Your fat wife, huh?
                                         
                                        Shut up.
                                         
                                        How much did you say he lost?
                                         
    
                                        About three months, 15 pounds.
                                         
                                        You are a liar, actress, go the f*** out.
                                         
                                        Okay, that is funny.
                                         
                                        Yeah, you got to do that.
                                         
                                        No.
                                         
                                        Dove a day.
                                         
                                        So 15, so that's five pounds a month, right?
                                         
                                        Which I'm very happy with, but I...
                                         
    
                                        60 pounds in a year.
                                         
                                        I know people who have been on it, who've never taken any of these medicines before.
                                         
                                        And their first try was Manjaro, and they're down 50 pounds.
                                         
                                        And like, I'm telling you no time.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        So our Christmas lunch, which is a bunch of...
                                         
                                        old drug reps that we all used to work for the same company and we've every single one of us been
                                         
                                        laid off. We're all going to go and have Christmas lunch and we're all going to be about 15 to 20
                                         
    
                                        pounds at least thinner, probably 30 on average at our Christmas lunch this year.
                                         
                                        Nobody will be eating. We're all on and nobody's going to eat anything. You're right.
                                         
                                        Do those medications give you stomach pain or gastric pain or make you have diarrhea? Heartburn is a big,
                                         
                                        A big side effect.
                                         
                                        And if you eat too much on some of them, you might just throw your guts up.
                                         
                                        Yeah, Amanda's got a question here.
                                         
                                        She was asking if some of these medications cause genital eating bacteria.
                                         
                                        Those are the other ones.
                                         
    
                                        So I know what she's talking about.
                                         
                                        I do not.
                                         
                                        So Fornier's Gangrene is what she's talking about.
                                         
                                        And that's a different class.
                                         
                                        So the drugs that we're talking about now are GLP1 inhibitors.
                                         
                                        And what these things do is they mimic the action of a hormone called glucagon-like peptide 1.
                                         
                                        And when the blood sugar levels start to rise after you eat, these drugs stimulate the body to produce more insulin.
                                         
                                        And the extra insulin helps to lower blood sugar levels.
                                         
    
                                        But nobody really knows why they lead to weight loss.
                                         
                                        But when they were testing these on people for diabetes, what they noticed was for the terseptide, which is the one that we're talking about now, the Mongero, they had 22% reduction in body weight.
                                         
                                        That's significant.
                                         
                                        I think lower gastric emptying is a big deal with it.
                                         
                                        Yeah, maybe.
                                         
                                        And maybe.
                                         
                                        Now, the ones that, and Tacey, I want you to talk about that a little bit more in a second, but I want to get out the Fornia gangrene thing that Amanda was talking about in the way.
                                         
                                        waiting room. These are the sodium glucose core transporter two. Those are SGLT2 inhibitors,
                                         
    
                                        which are also diabetes medications. And I believe the way that those things work as they cause
                                         
                                        you to, you know, secrete more glucose, which kind of makes sense. There are, let me see,
                                         
                                        real world evidence on SGLT2 inhibitors and risk of fornieres gangrene. This is in British
                                         
                                        Medical Journal of Open Journal of Diabetes, Research, and Care.
                                         
                                        It says, well, look at this.
                                         
                                        This one, so it says they've been associated with increased occurrence of Fornius Gangrene.
                                         
                                        By the way, don't Google image Fornius Gangrene.
                                         
                                        No.
                                         
    
                                        I mean, I've been just throwing that word out because I don't want to dwell on it too much,
                                         
                                        but basically your genitals sluff off.
                                         
                                        It's not good.
                                         
                                        It's a rare, serious form of necrotizing fasci.
                                         
                                        and then there was a warning
                                         
                                        from the Food and Drug Administration.
                                         
                                        So now they did real world
                                         
                                        evidence on this to validate the warning
                                         
    
                                        and they identified
                                         
                                        211,000
                                         
                                        initiators
                                         
                                        and let's see
                                         
                                        let me look at the numbers here.
                                         
                                        They said no evidence of increased
                                         
                                        risk of Fornier's gangrene was associated
                                         
                                        with the SGLT2
                                         
    
                                        compared with
                                         
                                        DPP
                                         
                                        for I, arguably, the most relevant clinical comparison.
                                         
                                        Uncertainty remains based on potentially higher risk in the broader comparison with all non-SGLLT2 anti-glycemic agents and the rarity of Fournierese gangrene.
                                         
                                        So what they're saying is, the numbers are so low.
                                         
                                        They didn't see a correlation, but what they're implying by this is that the numbers were so low that their study didn't have enough power.
                                         
                                        to say that there really was, that there is no association.
                                         
                                        So, you know, the FDA, people would give them a hard time.
                                         
    
                                        This is, they issued this warning based on just some limited data because they don't want
                                         
                                        something bad to happen to people.
                                         
                                        There are also in all the commercials, they talk about thyroid cancer.
                                         
                                        Yes.
                                         
                                        Not necessarily causing it.
                                         
                                        I don't, I don't really understand that you're not supposed to take it if you have a history of
                                         
                                        multiple endocrineoplasia disorder
                                         
                                        and so I asked you...
                                         
    
                                        I killed my thyroid long time ago
                                         
                                        so I asked you that one long time ago, Tase
                                         
                                        is because Tase has some knowledge on this
                                         
                                        subject of what the association was.
                                         
                                        I still can't really find
                                         
                                        a good mechanism for why these
                                         
                                        things are a problem with thyroid disease.
                                         
                                        But if you have thyroid disease,
                                         
    
                                        you have to watch it. Don't just go to
                                         
                                        some knucklehead who's prescribing
                                         
                                        this stuff. You want to go somewhere where they're going
                                         
                                        to do all the proper screening
                                         
                                        and make sure that they're treating
                                         
                                        you safely with these medications if you're going to do this.
                                         
                                        So some of the options you have are Trulicity.
                                         
                                        That's weekly.
                                         
    
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        You've got this one I've never heard of Bjorian Bissas.
                                         
                                        That is also weekly.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        Bietta twice daily.
                                         
                                        It's an older one.
                                         
                                        Ozympic is weekly.
                                         
                                        Oh yeah.
                                         
    
                                        I see that Bidurion.
                                         
                                        That sounds like one of the...
                                         
                                        That is the new version of Bajeta.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        Okay, so Midurian sounds like one of the dragons from games.
                                         
                                        Okay, nerd.
                                         
                                        It sounds like a music mode.
                                         
                                        Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd.
                                         
    
                                        Oh, yeah.
                                         
                                        Oh, yeah, the Midurian mode.
                                         
                                        Azympic is weekly.
                                         
                                        Very sweet.
                                         
                                        Victosa and Saxenda is daily.
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        I've never heard of this one.
                                         
                                        Adlixen, that's daily.
                                         
    
                                        And then Rebelsis, which is not an injection.
                                         
                                        It should be taken by mouth.
                                         
                                        Right.
                                         
                                        It's actually a really good one, too.
                                         
                                        I took it for a while, and I did not have any.
                                         
                                        side effects but some of the side effects are nausea and heartburn and that's what i hear most
                                         
                                        fatigue because listen all my friends are on this stuff yeah every single dang one of them and it's like
                                         
                                        oh that my heartburn's crazy today so yeah well if you've got bad heartburn and the last thing you
                                         
    
                                        want to do is eat something is put something in your stomach so but that's just a horrible way to
                                         
                                        lose weight hey we're women we'll do it whatever is that what it is yeah okay well anyway so we're not
                                         
                                        advocating the use of these medications. As always, talk to your health care provider and don't go to
                                         
                                        some knucklehead that's selling this stuff on the street. That's crazy. And because these are real,
                                         
                                        this is a real medication. I mean, it has real effects. They kind of are hard to get on insurance
                                         
                                        sometimes. But if you've got something like PCOS or if you are a diabetic or a pre-diabetic,
                                         
                                        it's a lot easier. You just have to have a physician or a practitioner that's willing.
                                         
                                        to actually do a prior authorization for it.
                                         
    
                                        And if you don't, maybe you need to find yourself another one.
                                         
                                        Well, there you go.
                                         
                                        Well, thank you, Judge.
                                         
                                        I found a question on here that I labeled back in November 16th.
                                         
                                        I don't know what the hell it is, but it's labeled.
                                         
                                        I labeled it how to piss correctly.
                                         
                                        So let's see what this tries.
                                         
                                        Hey, Dr. Stephen Crewe.
                                         
    
                                        I wanted to ask you about, at the end of one of your last episodes, you said you were going to talk about stage fright and urinating for men.
                                         
                                        Oh.
                                         
                                        And you had the answer to it.
                                         
                                        I do.
                                         
                                        And I couldn't find it anywhere in the next episode.
                                         
                                        Oh, God.
                                         
                                        So that was November 16?
                                         
                                        That's what I was in 2016.
                                         
    
                                        I don't think it was November of 2022.
                                         
                                        We've had people just sitting there waiting.
                                         
                                        They just weigh and wait.
                                         
                                        way, and if you don't answer the answer.
                                         
                                        I was wondering if you could cover that for us.
                                         
                                        Absolutely.
                                         
                                        And with stage break.
                                         
                                        Yes.
                                         
    
                                        Every time I've had it since I was a kid.
                                         
                                        Me too.
                                         
                                        Every time I try to urinate and somebody walks into the bathroom.
                                         
                                        I have walked out of bathrooms and just said, oh, to hell with it.
                                         
                                        Steve can't pay in the ocean.
                                         
                                        Okay, that's true, but that's a different thing.
                                         
                                        I won't.
                                         
                                        There in a urinal.
                                         
    
                                        Trinkage.
                                         
                                        Everything just stops.
                                         
                                        Yeah. So having a shy bladder sucks, and I do have a shy bladder in the ocean. I don't want to contaminate the ocean, I guess, with my urine, unlike these women who get up and they're drinking and they just get up. Well, let's go into the ocean. And they just stand there for like a couple of minutes, and then they turn around and come back. And it's like, what are they doing?
                                         
                                        I wonder what they were doing.
                                         
                                        Yeah. It's all up and down. It's all up and down. And I mean, I know the ocean is full of fish piss.
                                         
                                        and fish, you know, feces and, you know, every time you drink a drink,
                                         
                                        there's at least one molecule statistically of Magellan's Piss in there?
                                         
                                        Yes.
                                         
    
                                        Which is more of an thing about, I mean, more of a concept about diffusion and just the
                                         
                                        insane number of molecules of water in every glass of water.
                                         
                                        But, yeah, so here's the thing.
                                         
                                        And I got a minute.
                                         
                                        and maybe we could go a little bit longer,
                                         
                                        but this is what you do.
                                         
                                        You go into the urinal when your bladder is absolutely full.
                                         
                                        That's the first thing, the first few times.
                                         
    
                                        Then what you're going to do is you're going to take a deep breath
                                         
                                        and then you're going to exhale it two-thirds of the way
                                         
                                        and then hold it.
                                         
                                        And when you're doing that,
                                         
                                        you're imagining this fluid level going from the top of your head
                                         
                                        down through your abdomen.
                                         
                                        and most of the time
                                         
                                        that will open up the floodgates
                                         
    
                                        you'll have to practice this
                                         
                                        the other thing that you can do
                                         
                                        is do math in your head
                                         
                                        or what I used to do
                                         
                                        is look at the brand name
                                         
                                        on the urinal and start to make
                                         
                                        words out of the letters
                                         
                                        and when you distract yourself like that
                                         
    
                                        you can go but I can now
                                         
                                        after using this technique
                                         
                                        of exhaling two thirds
                                         
                                        of the breath and holding it
                                         
                                        and imagining that fluid level decreasing
                                         
                                        I can piss in the busiest bathroom
                                         
                                        people can come in and out
                                         
                                        somebody can piss next to me
                                         
    
                                        look over and look at my junk
                                         
                                        and go hmm not bad
                                         
                                        you have a quite youthful appearance
                                         
                                        and I can still continue to just
                                         
                                        make the biggest dream you've ever seen
                                         
                                        so it works every time
                                         
                                        and I tried to get on Howard Stern
                                         
                                        to talk to him about it
                                         
    
                                        because he has a horrible chariot bladder
                                         
                                        of course now he doesn't go anywhere
                                         
                                        so it doesn't matter.
                                         
                                        No.
                                         
                                        But he used to complain about that bitterly,
                                         
                                        and it just never worked out that I called in about that particular thing,
                                         
                                        because he never talked about it long enough for me to text Shulie,
                                         
                                        hey, I could talk to this.
                                         
    
                                        Shulie would go to Baba Booy, Bababooie, and say, okay,
                                         
                                        and then Brent would call me.
                                         
                                        You know, it was a big process.
                                         
                                        It sounded like a process, yeah.
                                         
                                        So that's our son.
                                         
                                        Let's see if he has anything interesting to say for the show.
                                         
                                        I'm sure he's hung up.
                                         
                                        Beck, you are on Weird Medicine.
                                         
    
                                        Oh, okay.
                                         
                                        I forgot you're doing that.
                                         
                                        Okay, I just wondered why you called me earlier.
                                         
                                        Oh, okay.
                                         
                                        I don't remember.
                                         
                                        He doesn't remember either.
                                         
                                        Good talk.
                                         
                                        Yep, yeah, good talk, buddy.
                                         
    
                                        Love you, buddy.
                                         
                                        All right, I'll see you, bye.
                                         
                                        Why did I call him?
                                         
                                        It doesn't matter.
                                         
                                        Nobody cares.
                                         
                                        So, do we have anything in the waiting room, Dr. Scott, before we go?
                                         
                                        Yeah, two things real quick.
                                         
                                        Darren Parker, I guess, emailed a video question about his dream memories.
                                         
    
                                        Oh, really?
                                         
                                        And Colin...
                                         
                                        Wait, he emailed it to me?
                                         
                                        He said he emailed in a video question yesterday.
                                         
                                        He emailed...
                                         
                                        Okay, let's see if I can find it.
                                         
                                        Or he could just ask it now.
                                         
                                        Hey, and give me the email you...
                                         
    
                                        Colin Carnes has a great question.
                                         
                                        Our email is DR Steve 202 at gmail.com, but you can just go to dr.steve.com and click contact.
                                         
                                        Okay. And let me see here.
                                         
                                        I do not see anything.
                                         
                                        From, oh, Darren Parker, there it is.
                                         
                                        Okay, dream question.
                                         
                                        You want to do it?
                                         
                                        Let's do it.
                                         
    
                                        And then we'll wrap it up.
                                         
                                        It's late.
                                         
                                        Is it?
                                         
                                        10 after 6.
                                         
                                        Oh, for fuck.
                                         
                                        That's your bedtime.
                                         
                                        It's my bedtime.
                                         
                                        I've got to be at the airport at 6 in the morning.
                                         
    
                                        Oh, I have to take you.
                                         
                                        Mm-hmm.
                                         
                                        Oh, God.
                                         
                                        Here we go.
                                         
                                        Now I have to download this.
                                         
                                        What in the hell, Darren?
                                         
                                        Save it for next week.
                                         
                                        Save it for a rainy day.
                                         
    
                                        Oh, here we go.
                                         
                                        Here it is.
                                         
                                        Oh, my God.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        Oh, this is cool.
                                         
                                        This is from the movie Inception.
                                         
                                        Hey, Dr. Steve.
                                         
                                        Hey, Dr. Scott.
                                         
    
                                        Hey, Tacey.
                                         
                                        Oh, thank you.
                                         
                                        Well, Darren, I had a question about dreams.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        I'm a very vivid dreamer, and my dreams stay with me for sometimes a couple days.
                                         
                                        And it, like, affects my real life.
                                         
                                        Yep.
                                         
                                        And it made me think, are there any differences?
                                         
    
                                        between a memory from a dream and a memory from your real life.
                                         
                                        If I can recall a dream from 20 years ago that really fucked me up,
                                         
                                        how is that any different than any other memory I have that fuck me up?
                                         
                                        Thanks, big fan.
                                         
                                        Hey, thanks, man.
                                         
                                        It's stored exactly the same way if you remember it.
                                         
                                        But you can usually tell the difference between a dream and there is some switch in
                                         
                                        your head that says this was a dream and this wasn't.
                                         
    
                                        But every once in a while,
                                         
                                        Tacey would get up and she'd say, well, you were mean to me my dream and she'd be mad
                                         
                                        of me all day.
                                         
                                        Damn it, Tase.
                                         
                                        I think that's one of your other wives.
                                         
                                        You think?
                                         
                                        Damn it, Tacey.
                                         
                                        Yes, I believe so, because I'm not cray-cray like that.
                                         
    
                                        Check, please.
                                         
                                        It's a matter, Scott.
                                         
                                        You uncomfortable?
                                         
                                        Are you not?
                                         
                                        Are you not?
                                         
                                        It's getting light.
                                         
                                        It's getting light.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
    
                                        No, I'm pretty sure I was you, but it's.
                                         
                                        We'll say it was the other one.
                                         
                                        We'll say it was the crazy one.
                                         
                                        I love it.
                                         
                                        Which one?
                                         
                                        Yeah.
                                         
                                        Well, no.
                                         
                                        One was it.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah, one one.
                                         
                                        I'm not saying which one.
                                         
                                        No, hell no.
                                         
                                        Don't make it worse.
                                         
                                        Now, vivid dreams are usually not a cause for concern.
                                         
                                        People don't understand why some people have them and other people don't.
                                         
                                        But if you have nightmares, those are vivid dreams that are frightening.
                                         
                                        That's all that is.
                                         
    
                                        So you can have vivid dreams, and then you can have frightening vivid dreams,
                                         
                                        and we call those nightmares.
                                         
                                        And, you know, what's the last nightmare you had, Tays?
                                         
                                        I can remember the last nightmare I had.
                                         
                                        And I don't think your hypnopompic ones count,
                                         
                                        but if you want to talk about that.
                                         
                                        They're the worst ones.
                                         
                                        I think they count.
                                         
    
                                        Seems like I didn't have a very pleasant dream last night,
                                         
                                        but I don't remember it.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        So, no, I'm not having that problem.
                                         
                                        But those hypnopompic ones, yeah, no, I'll never forget those.
                                         
                                        Wake up and someone was laying on top of her
                                         
                                        and she couldn't move.
                                         
                                        And then she'd hear footsteps.
                                         
    
                                        Or patting my feet.
                                         
                                        Yeah, a little baby feet running away from the bed.
                                         
                                        It was so creepy.
                                         
                                        So scary.
                                         
                                        It's like a Japanese horror movie.
                                         
                                        It was.
                                         
                                        My last nightmare was that I think I murdered somebody.
                                         
                                        And then I just went and just did stuff.
                                         
    
                                        But I knew I was going to get caught.
                                         
                                        And I felt, no, it was bad.
                                         
                                        I might as well just go do stuff.
                                         
                                        Yeah, no, that wouldn't be nice.
                                         
                                        No.
                                         
                                        Yeah, and I knew I was going to get caught, and the web was getting closer and closer,
                                         
                                        but I was still trying to put on that facade that I was a good person.
                                         
                                        What about you, Scott? Nightmares?
                                         
    
                                        I was doing some work at the house.
                                         
                                        I actually had one another.
                                         
                                        Hey, you call in with your nightmares.
                                         
                                        I was doing some work at the house.
                                         
                                        It's the worst radio.
                                         
                                        And actually had a dream slash nightmare that now.
                                         
                                        My brother, who was a contractor, Todd, he and I were building a house, but we didn't put the nails.
                                         
                                        when we framed it
                                         
    
                                        and all of a sudden it started
                                         
                                        collapse in my brother David
                                         
                                        who's your age
                                         
                                        he's getting ready to turn 50
                                         
                                        we're all trying to hold it up
                                         
                                        with our hammers
                                         
                                        and it's just collapsing all over
                                         
                                        it's like get out
                                         
    
                                        it was a huge house
                                         
                                        I don't know how we did it
                                         
                                        but yeah that's a last
                                         
                                        That's a crazy dream
                                         
                                        Oh it was awful
                                         
                                        Or did it end before?
                                         
                                        No we got out
                                         
                                        And then it just went
                                         
    
                                        Have you ever died in a dream
                                         
                                        I have
                                         
                                        Oh yeah Lord Jim
                                         
                                        Have you?
                                         
                                        Have you?
                                         
                                        Yeah
                                         
                                        You see they always say
                                         
                                        Oh if you die
                                         
    
                                        In your dream you dry it in real life
                                         
                                        I'm here to say
                                         
                                        That's bullshit
                                         
                                        I fell out of a plane and died.
                                         
                                        I hit the ground, and it sucked.
                                         
                                        I'll leave him, Mark.
                                         
                                        Now, I never have sex dreams.
                                         
                                        I have dreams where I'm getting ready to have sex.
                                         
    
                                        And then right when it's time for that to happen, then I wake up.
                                         
                                        The only exception to that, and Tacey, I didn't tell you about this, was I did have a sex dream, and I completed the transaction.
                                         
                                        I mean, I actually was having intercourse, and it was with my wife.
                                         
                                        I was dreaming about Tacey.
                                         
                                        Whatever.
                                         
                                        If I dream about somebody else, I can't do it.
                                         
                                        But if I'm dreaming about her, then at the one time that I had a sex dream, I was having intercourse with the person that I could have intercourse with if she's so choos to let me do that.
                                         
                                        So anyway, if you want to stop your vivid dreams, practice good sleep hygiene, and cultivate peace of mind.
                                         
    
                                        People with higher scores on measures of peace of mind are more likely to have positive.
                                         
                                        dream content and one way to do that would be to consider using the trip app i know i'm always talking
                                         
                                        about that but if you want if you can't um meditate on your own and you need some help get an oculus
                                         
                                        it's fun you go all kinds of games on there and they get the trip app and do the calm
                                         
                                        module for 10 minutes before you go to bed and that'll put a stop to some of this stuff i'm going
                                         
                                        to bet i i can't guarantee that but i feel like it would have a positive impact on that
                                         
                                        All right.
                                         
                                        Anybody got anything else?
                                         
    
                                        No.
                                         
                                        Okay.
                                         
                                        Thanks for sending that in.
                                         
                                        I think that's fascinating.
                                         
                                        Dreams fascinate me, just like language does, because it's just one of those things that we experience.
                                         
                                        We don't know where it comes from.
                                         
                                        It seems awfully real.
                                         
                                        And there is theater of the absurd that's going on, and we just accept it.
                                         
    
                                        Why can't we accept absurdity in our real life?
                                         
                                        But in my dream, I can accept that Paris has been in my...
                                         
                                        backyard this whole time but I we never noticed never noticed and I always had to get on a damn
                                         
                                        plane and fly across the ocean never did though when we could have just walked into our
                                         
                                        backyard to go to the Eiffel Tower and that's completely absurd but totally accepted in my dream
                                         
                                        people skating on you know ice skating on linoleum it's like well I didn't know you could do that
                                         
                                        because you can't in my dreams you can't my best
                                         
                                        friend Bruce Donahue from high school, skating around in our old living room, in our old
                                         
    
                                        kitchen on high skates.
                                         
                                        Look what I can do.
                                         
                                        Anyway, all right.
                                         
                                        Let's get out of here.
                                         
                                        You ready to get out?
                                         
                                        Okay, I'm ready.
                                         
                                        All right.
                                         
                                        Don't forget to check out stuff.
                                         
    
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                                        Because his schedule is nuts. It's just so effed. It'll be a better show if we could do it on Saturday so I could do
                                         
                                        just five minutes of show prep, you know.
                                         
                                        They'll give me time to work, do some work, too.
                                         
    
                                        Yeah, yeah, yeah.
                                         
                                        Yeah, and Tacey, not me.
                                         
                                        Okay, Tacey.
                                         
                                        Tacey, you get her.
                                         
                                        Tacey, you wake up 12.50.
                                         
                                        And then you could, yeah, if we do it at 1 o'clock, then that would give you 10 minutes to get started with the drinking.
                                         
                                        There you go.
                                         
                                        Brush your teeth, start drinking.
                                         
    
                                        You do look really good, Tase, you can tell.
                                         
                                        Thanks.
                                         
                                        Yeah, that's a great shirt that you're wearing there, too, because it draws attention to.
                                         
                                        It does not.
                                         
                                        Oh, my God.
                                         
                                        Oh, my God.
                                         
                                        He's so bad.
                                         
                                        Until next time, check your stupid nuts for lumps, quit smoking, get off your asses and get some exercise.
                                         
    
                                        We'll see you in one week.
                                         
                                        One week for the next edition of Weird Medicine.
                                         
                                        Thanks, everybody.
                                         
                                        Goodbye, everyone.
                                         
                                        Thank you.
                                         
