Welcome to Night Vale - Good Morning Night Vale: Good Morning Pilot

Episode Date: June 7, 2018

A brand new podcast from Night Vale Presents: Good Morning Night Vale, the official Welcome to Night Vale recap show, hosted by cast members Meg Bashwiner, Symphony Sanders, and Hal Lublin. Each week,... our hosts will do a deep dive into one episode of Welcome to Night Vale, starting with the very first episode! Episodes will also feature listener theories, interviews with the cast and creators, and lots of behind-the-scenes trivia. Subscribe to get future episodes: http://goodmorningnightvale.com Follow the show on Twitter and Facebook. Good Morning Night Vale is a production of Night Vale Presents Hosted by Symphony Sanders, Hal Lublin, and Meg Bashwiner Produced by Meg Bashwiner Edited by Grant Stewart Mixed by Vincent Cacchione Theme Music by Disparition Logo by Rob Wilson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:04 Hey, Nightville, it is Jeffrey Craneer speaking to you from April of 2026 with a couple of cool things coming up. First off, we're going to be in Europe during our newest Nightville live show, Murder Night in Blood Forest. We're going to be in Edinburgh, UK, on May 27th. We'll be in Manchester on the 28th. We will be in London on May 29th, and we will be in Amsterdam on May the 30th. You can get tickets for these shows at Welcome to Nightville.com slash live, and hopefully we'll have more. shows coming up later this year. Who knows? Just get on our newsletter. Go to Welcome to Nightville.com. Sign up for our newsletter. We will send you emails twice a month to let you know
Starting point is 00:00:43 all of the news that you need to know about Welcome to Nightville. One of the big news things to tell you right now is that our other hit podcast, Alice Isn't Dead, is coming back on April the 13th, written by Joseph Fink, produced by Disparition and starring Jacica and Nicole. More episodes of Alice Isn't Dead return on April the 13th. So make sure you are still subscribe to that podcast. Finally, do you want some cool nightbale merch? Go to Welcome to Nightville.com, click on store, and we have
Starting point is 00:01:13 all kinds of cool t-shirts, things for the summer, tank tops, beach towels. And if you like coffee mugs, if you want calendars, if you want backpacks, all kinds of cool stuff there. So check out Welcome to Nightville.com and click on store, click on live. If you want to see our live shows, we will see you in Europe. And hey, thanks.
Starting point is 00:01:33 Hi, we bring you now the first episode of our new Nightvale Presents podcast, Good Morning Nightfail. In it, Nightfail cast members, Meg Bashwinner, Hal Lublin, and Symphony Sanders discuss every nightfail episode in order, starting with the pilot, which is what you'll hear them discussing today. These three are so funny and warm, and listening to this podcast is like getting to hang out backstage at a Night Vale live show. If you'd like to keep listening to this show, please be sure to subscribe to Good Morning Night Vale directly on Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen. A friendly desert community where the sun is hot. The moon is beautiful and mysterious lights
Starting point is 00:02:20 pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Good morning, Night Vale. I was like, ooh, I got a little chill when you said that, how that was good. Thank you. I exist. to give people chills. That's what I'm here for. You're very talented. Some people say I have no chill, but I think I just proved differently. I think you have lots of chill. Thank you. All right, everyone. I think you have the most chill. Hey, everyone, welcome to Good Morning Night Vale, a new podcast where we recap every episode of Welcome to Nightvale. Woo! Everyone's afraid to talk.
Starting point is 00:03:10 I know. I think it'll get better, like later, but like, right now. I'm like, do I say yes? Welcome to the clunky intro of our brand new show. My name is Meg Bashwinner, and I am the woman who talks to you at the end of every Welcome to Nightville episode. I also play the voice of Deb, a sentient Piach of Hayes, and I am the emcee of the live shows. If you've been to one of our live shows, you've seen me for the most part, unless you came
Starting point is 00:03:39 to the show in Birmingham in 2015. You didn't see me. It was not that one. Other than that, that's me. Who else is on the call with me? Who else is here? Silence. Oh, I was saying ladies first, but I'll go.
Starting point is 00:03:52 I was waiting for you. Go, you go. Okay. My name is Hal Lublin, and I am the voice of Steve Carlsberg, and I have been since 2013. Wow. I can't believe it's been since 2013. My mind is ready to explode with happiness, and I'm really excited to be a part of this and to stroll back through Nightville with both of you. And I'm Symphony Sanders.
Starting point is 00:04:15 and I play teen militia leader Tamika Flynn in Welcome to Nightfail. And I have since I also think 2013, I'm not sure someone would have to tell me. And I'm super excited to go through all of these episodes with you guys. I'm also excited to go through all these episodes. It's been fun. It's nice to take a look back on the lots and lots of episodes. By the time this airs, I think there will be like a, 129, 130 episodes of Welcome to Nightveil, which is really wonderful.
Starting point is 00:04:50 That's a lot of episodes, Meg. Not to mention all the live shows and, yeah, all the things. So, yeah, so we're going back. We're going to be talking with some people who are involved in the Welcome to Nightvelle world. On this episode, we're going to hear from the voice of Night Vale, Cecil Baldwin. We chat with him about his experiences and his reactions to his reactions to the the pilot episode of this show. And we'll have that for you later, which is really exciting. So, yeah, so we'll be hearing from different people involved in the nightfall world over the
Starting point is 00:05:24 course of this podcast. And in this episode, specifically, we'll be hearing from Cecil. And we'll be talking about the different episodes of the show, our personal reactions to them, as well as the global reactions to them. Can I jump in for a second and say what I love about the show that we're doing, even though it's the first episode of like the first five minutes of it? This is what's cool. About it. For all of you Nightvale fans out there who have not been able to come to a Comic-Con where we've done a panel who have never gotten to see us in person or have gotten to sort of learn a little bit about what's going on behind the curtain of the show. I think it's really cool that you get three people who have been involved in the show for a very long time, sort of walking you through it and not only sort of talking about what happened, but giving you some insight. And we'll be answering your questions on occasion as well. So this is really for all of you out there who are fans of the show to give you another layer of Nightvale and maybe answer some questions you had or raise some new ones if we're doing our job. Agreed.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Was I wrong? Correct. No, you're correct. No, that's really beautiful. Okay. Good. It's really beautiful. It was just such a good, you really impacted us.
Starting point is 00:06:44 It was such a good description. Yeah, I'm really looking forward to seeing where this podcast takes us. So, yeah, so let's get down to business. We're doing the pilot, the pilot of Welcome to Nightvale. We're discussing that today. The plot description of which is, a new dog park opens in Nightvale. Carlos, a scientist visits and discovers some interesting things, seismic things, plus a helpful guide to surveillance helicoptering.
Starting point is 00:07:10 I'm a really good reader. So, yeah. That's why you do this fictional podcast. Yeah, that's why I do this fictional podcast. So we did a re-listen. Do we want to talk about what our reactions were? Yeah. I mean, if you really look not even that deeply into it,
Starting point is 00:07:32 a lot of the things that come up in the first episode are some of our biggest fan things, like the dog park, obviously, what we're, you know, so many people are known for talking about hooded figures. and the sheriff's secret police and kind of introducing the town of Nightvale and like immediately putting you in this space of distrust, right? That you can't go in the dog park, even though a new one was built.
Starting point is 00:08:06 There's not dogs aren't allowed in there. People aren't allowed in there. You basically don't acknowledge it. Yeah, I was struck by that too, about how so much of the Nightvell world that we know today existed in this first episode. So we've got the dog park. We've got hood of figures. We've got the sheriff's secret police.
Starting point is 00:08:20 We've got old woman Josie and angels and Big Rico's Pizza and the desert bluff's rivalry. And like just there's so, and Carlos and Cecil, like he says in this episode, I fell in love with Carlos. Cecil says it. It's just like there's so much of what makes Nightfell nightfall night fail just in this first 20 minutes. Yeah, I think the hallmark of really good storytelling is rather than beginning at the beginning is to start in the middle, and you are dropped into the middle of what feels like a fully realized
Starting point is 00:08:48 world. And it's a testament to how it was written that all those elements from the pilot have just been built on. And even that thing that the great humor in Nightvale, for me, the thing that I enjoy the most is that contrast to the ordinary with the fantastic that's treated as completely mundane and, like, standard. So there's no, like, wink to the audience. know we get this is weird. It's just, this is the world you're in. And that allows you to sort of jump
Starting point is 00:09:18 into it completely. And I love that Joseph and Jeffrey joke rhythm they have where they're like, there are no dogs allowed in the dog park. Do not look at the dog park. Do not taste the dog. Like that building rhythm where they just attack a type of announcement or, or an angle of something over and over again and keep building on it, I really loved seeing that from the beginning. I forgot. I hadn't listened to this in years and years and years. And it was really interesting to see how formed their voice was for this from the jump. Yeah. Yeah, I haven't listened to this episode until, like, it was probably, this episode premiered June 15th, 2012, which is Nightfail's birthday. And it, almost six years ago to the airing of this episode. And that was the last time I listened to it when Joseph was like, hey, do you want to listen to this thing I made? And I was like, sure, hon. You know, what would he got? And that was the last time I listened to it. And it really is great to be able to look back at it and hear so much of their voice and also Cecil's voice and the development of the character of Cecil as our reliable, unreliable narrator.
Starting point is 00:10:26 What did you think the first time you heard it way back then when it was just like, listen to this thing I made? What was your impression of it? I think that's initially, initially just it was so different than anything else I'd seen Joseph make before. And also so I'm always impressed by Cecil. the actor. Seesle the person, you know, I love him as a dear friend. And Cecil, the actor blows me away every time. Yeah. No matter how many, you know, how long I've worked with him and how long I've known him. So I was really impressed by his voice acting and how much world he was able to build just behind a microphone. I, the world of audio fiction was in a newer place then. So it was interesting to kind of see what one man and a one microphone could build. And that was, that was really cool. I think I remember being like, this is cool. And then, you know, it was. Before a night, that was a thing. So it was like, this is cool.
Starting point is 00:11:13 What do you want for dinner? Like, like, Joseph, he made a nice thing. It's great. Yeah. I remember him to say. Along that line, like, where did you think, where did you think this was going? Did you think it was going to go anywhere? Did you think it was just like a fun project that he was working on?
Starting point is 00:11:30 What were your initial ideas? I remember him saying to me, I feel like this could be a thing, which is interesting now, because it definitely has been a thing. But at the time, it was like he never had, he had, we had projects that we worked on. We had projects that we did. And I think the confidence that he had in this project was different than what we had had seen before from him. And he had definitely had successful projects before, but definitely nothing with the audience and impact that Welcome to Nightfail has had. And so, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Past this, past this pilot, like, when, because this happened in 2012, but like, when did you guys, do you guys, do you? remember the day that you were like, oh, this is like more than just a thing we do. Yes. I don't remember like the specific day, it was, but it was about a year, a year later. Nice. The first first year of Nightvale was great. People listened to it. Joseph and Jeffrey were like, hey, some of our friends have listened to this show.
Starting point is 00:12:30 How great is that? And I remember there was like one fan that we saw, like we would, Joseph would search Twitter to see if anyone was listening to it. And we would often get people being like up all night, valet, which is valet is a verb in Spanish. What does valet mean? So we would get those tweets. We'd search Welcome to Nightfail and we'd get tweets in Spanish saying valet. And then eventually we saw people talking about it.
Starting point is 00:12:57 And there was this one fan who was named Dana. And Dana would tweet about listening to the show with friends. And there was one tweet that was from Dana that was. like, mom, stop trying to bring us enchiladas. We're listening to Welcome to Nightvale. And so we thought that was really super sweet. And so they had, they named the character of Dana after, after Dana, the person who was tweeting at us. Oh, that's so funny.
Starting point is 00:13:22 Also, I love enchiladas. Yeah. I mean, but if you're trying to listen to Welcome to Nightvail and your mom was trying to bring you enchiladas, I would personally be like, thanks, mom. Right. It's like a listening snack. No shade to Dana. Yeah, so yeah, so about a year into it, it started to get some traction. We did our first birthday party at a space in New York that had about 100 people come to it, which was awesome.
Starting point is 00:13:49 So cool that we had 100 people that knew about us. And then things changed pretty rapidly in July of 2013. We used to sell T-shirts on Amazon, Welcome to Nightfall T-shirts on Amazon. And I think we printed, we printed like 50 of them. And like once a week or so, we'd get an order for a T-shirt, and Joseph would package it up and take it to the post office and send it out. And then over the course of a weekend, we got an order for a thousand T-shirts. And then before Amazon shut it off because it just kind of went out of control. It's like too much.
Starting point is 00:14:24 It was too much. It was like we didn't have the stock for that. So we went and had more T-shirts printed. You broke the system. One weekend just sitting in our studio apartment in Brooklyn packaging T-shirts, a thousand. of them, which doesn't, like, it's a number that doesn't really make sense until you actually sit down and do it. And it was so hot. That's a lot. I sat in the apartment and just did it. And I watched, I think I watched, like, a chef's the first season of a chef's life on Netflix
Starting point is 00:14:48 while I did it. And I was using the packaging tape, like just touching it over and over again. So I had no skin left on my fingertips at the end of it. Slowly pulling off layers of skin. And then I made Joseph take me out for ramen. And that was my payment for packaging a thousand t-shirts was my husband or my boyfriend at the time took me out for ramen well that's like um in sign what i probably can't mention that in that one show where that lady died she was sending out her wedding invitations and like she kept licking the stamps licking the stamps and the like glue is poisonous good thing you're still alive though wait yeah i still have use of my fingers why can't we mention that show are we restricted i'm telling you i don't i don't know
Starting point is 00:15:31 The rules of audio recording. I'll tell you what. Seinfeld, McDonald's. I've been around the block. Let me tell you something, Jerry Seinfeld. You're welcome to come on this podcast. Anytime you want to show your face, we'll get into an old car with you. You can take us out for coffee.
Starting point is 00:15:46 We'll sit and complain about comedy. It'll be great. I'll make you that offer right now. I'm very funny. He will not be named. I won't make sure I say nothing funny. I won't even smile the whole time. I do love that show, but he complains all the time.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Yeah, it's got to be hard. be in him. Yes, really difficult. Anyway, not to throw shade on Jerry. No. So, yeah, so that's, we kind of, we kind of got off on our lovely little tangent talking about the very beginning and where we are now. But we can go back.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Look, that's, let's go back. That's a great thing about a nice conversation. Let's go back. Let's talk about the beginnings of Celios, the beginnings of Carlos and Cicel. Well, before it was Cecil, like, just nameless announcer, right? just announcer. He would, or narrator,
Starting point is 00:16:34 right? But people, I guess, didn't even, did they reference him? What did they do before he had a name? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:16:41 I don't know if anyone listened to the show, like we've been in a fan base before they were in the early, early days. It struck me, was it, was it weird for either of you now listening to it through the lens of six years of content, almost five and a half,
Starting point is 00:16:56 whatever, whatever we're up to as of this recording, that, everything sort of takes on extra meaning. For me in particular, playing somebody who's like, not the conspiracy theorist, but the guy who seems to know the truth about what's going on, that through that lens, I was like, he's lying. He's a puppet. I can hear it right now because all of that was just being established. Did either of you get that sense or am I just going in too deep?
Starting point is 00:17:23 Yeah. No, I think that is like I'm not as conspiracy theorist, but I am also. dazzled by magic. So like there are things in the early episodes of Welcome to Nightvale that I'm like, how did they know? You know? How did they know? And I just love it.
Starting point is 00:17:47 I like going back and listening to it, I'm like, oh my gosh, like talking about like seismic activity and like that there's something like happening in Night Vale and like how he was like talking about like the different, uh, the how it was very, interesting scientifically. And, like, just finding out those things, like, you're just like, oh, now I'm like, did they know from the beginning? But then now I know because they're my friends. I'm like, they didn't.
Starting point is 00:18:15 Right. Or maybe they did. Who knows? Maybe they're possessed. They're probably possessed. We'll find out later. In season 18 of Welcome to Night Vale, it'll be revealed. Well, I remember talking to Joseph.
Starting point is 00:18:30 And this was, this had to be sometime in, I think, 2013, early 2014. And it, like, I know at that point, things were still being sort of plotted out. Like, hey, had some thoughts about what, that conversation was about Stephen Cecil's relationship. And maybe Cecil's not the most reliable narrator. So now that's something that's sort of rung in my head. And it developed over the course of a couple of years. But now going back, it's. You know, when you go back with that knowledge of what's to come, it colors everything that you hear, which I think is a hallmark of how good the writing is, that they were able to take it.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Even if that's not something they had planned out for 2014, 2015, that they got there in a way that the internal logic stays intact as a whole. Yeah. That you can go back and relisten to stuff and you're like, oh, yeah, that there's no like gaps where you're, you're. you're like, oh, that was totally forgotten about, you know, it's not like lost. Yeah, you're watching, you're like, they don't even know. He doesn't even know what's going to happen. I can't believe I'm listening. Like, I have more knowledge than the character does.
Starting point is 00:19:44 And you're getting to watch them. You get to rediscover it by listening along, which I think is really, really cool. That is really cool. Yeah, I hadn't thought about that, but it is a pretty cool experience to be like, oh, I'm the, I'm the reliable narrator now because I know. Yeah. Because you're from the future. Oh, my goodness. We're all time travelers.
Starting point is 00:20:02 This is very exciting. You're all time. You guys. This is the best way to time travel. I feel like I'm in Quana Leap. I'm just going to start mentioning major television shows. Yes. Hey, I think it's fine.
Starting point is 00:20:19 They can all come for us. They can all come directly for us. Yeah, what are they going to do? Send us to Cheers. The Borg going to come get us from Star Trek? Yeah, I mean, we're just like Raymond. Everybody loves us. Sesame Street.
Starting point is 00:20:36 You were saying, Meg? Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I was just thinking. All right. So, yeah, I think it was interesting that what we were talking about for a moment, the sparks of love between Cecil and Carlos. I think it's interesting to,
Starting point is 00:20:55 this show is not one that describes people's physical characteristics very much, but Carlos is described right away his teeth and hair are described, which when I, like, wrote that down, I was like, teeth and hair. What wonderful notes. What wonderful notes? And, yeah, in Cecil's description, if I fell in love instantly. And so they described his perfect hair and his teeth like a military cemetery and that he is beautiful. Hey, you like what you like, I guess.
Starting point is 00:21:25 Yeah. Yeah. The lens of Cecil's developed. Is that how you felt about Joseph the first time you saw him? If I'm being honest about the first time I met Joseph, I did not think that he was, I thought he was gorgeous. I mean, I thought he's a good-looking dude. Yeah. But we did not get along on a personal level.
Starting point is 00:21:44 I think that's just because I didn't quite understand who he was. And then once I got to know him, I fell in love overtime slash instantly. Right. But yeah, the further four, we met in the box office of the crane theater, which is where the place that the crane theater is a place where I met Joseph. I met Jeffrey Kraner and I met Cecil Baldwin. So it's a sacred, sacred space. Most of the important men in your life. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Yeah. All of them except for, you know, like my dad and Hal Lublin. Correct. I met my dad in the hospital when I was born. It was a good day. I met my mom and my dad and maybe my sister all in the same day, which is pretty great. That's a big day. That's pretty important.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Did I know at the time? Did I know at the time, like how important those people would be to me? No, I was an infant. I was a newborn, but I felt it, I think, maybe. All right. So, yeah. So when I first, yeah, but this isn't a love podcast. When I first met Joseph, I was like, who is this kid?
Starting point is 00:22:43 What does he want? And then, yeah, we became friends. And I only wanted things from him from that point out. Then you made him yours. Yeah. So then I realized how wonderful and smart. And I always knew he was attractive. He's a good-looking kid.
Starting point is 00:22:57 He really is. Anyway, all right. So other things in this episode, there's the end. NRA bumper stickers. Okay, okay. Here's the thing. I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:23:06 I mean to yell. I wasn't going to say anything. I was making, I was making it before. No, I got really excited. I'm sorry. I got really excited because I was thinking about this in the first two episodes. They make their stance very, very clear about where they stand with, like, governments and the NRA and guns and all sorts of business like that.
Starting point is 00:23:30 So to all. of you friendlings out there who love your Second Amendment. We love you too. However, listen to the episodes. It is really striking. I agree. I had the same. I wrote that down, too, that idea of like, the way the, so you know where they stand right
Starting point is 00:23:49 away. And sadly, it's really sad that six years later that that is really relevant to the point that listening to it. I was like, hold on. This could have been written any time. in the last year. Three weeks ago. Yeah. It could have been an hour ago and it would feel just as relevant, which is like it's, that's a piece of commentary about a lot of different things. But in particular, it's nice to see like, again, it's, it's very much them and what's inside of them and them
Starting point is 00:24:21 writing what's in their heart probably with the idea of like, hey, it doesn't matter who listens to us. We're going to make something that we care about. And that comes through big time in moments like that particular. Yeah. I mean, if Nightvale is an American city, which it's in the American Southwest, the city in the American Southwest, it's set in America. So the people who, we can't hide from that, we can't run from that, whether it is this totally bizarre world where up is down and down is up, it is still footed in America.
Starting point is 00:24:52 And so there's the unescape, there's things that are inescapable about it. And, yeah, and Joseph and Jeffrey are not ones to ever. hide their opinions when it comes to things like gun violence. True. True. And as we have also evidenced by when we travel throughout this beautiful country of ours, I remember there's been airports that we've gone through where there's been a sign that says, did you forget to take the gun out of your luggage?
Starting point is 00:25:27 And I'm like, oh, I never put one in there. Dang it. I guess I forgot to back that. I can't bring dry shampoo. Right. Like literally, you're like, you can't bring that dry shampoo. What about my yogurt? Hang on.
Starting point is 00:25:45 Side note, tangent. Why are old people always trying to bring yogurt on the airplane? Like, it's a liquid, friend. Oh, my God. One time I was at the metal detector at L-AX and I was, I was behind a group of older German tourists. And it was like they huddled up beforehand. They were like, all right, which rule do you want to break?
Starting point is 00:26:05 Because we shouldn't all do the same one. I'll have a pocket full of coins. Meanwhile, you'll have a gallon of water in a camelback that you have strapped on that you don't understand. You can't have for a variety of reasons. And then can you just be juggling grenades as you try to walk through? That'd be great. All right. Break.
Starting point is 00:26:24 And it took forever. It felt like, I mean, again, Again, it probably wasn't that long, but it felt like nine days of waiting for them to get it together or realize that they can't, like, drive a car through the metal detector. It was bizarre. You grew a beard in that time? I grew a long wispy beard. I scratched several lines, both horizontal and vertical, into the wall to mark how long I'd been there. All right.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Welcome to this very important podcast where we talk about. How things can be frustrating in lines at airport security. Yeah. We're so sign-tell. It's all part of the Nightvale experience. Yeah. I was going to say, we were talking about Joseph before I wanted to bring it to the weather. Yeah, the weather. Let's tease it like they do on the show.
Starting point is 00:27:11 So we'll be like, next up, we're going to talk to Welcome to Nightvale's voice, Cecil Baldwin. But first, we're going to talk about the weather. Yes. That was good. That was a good teaser. We teased it. You teased the shit out of it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:27 So the weather, these and more than these. It was Joseph. The Joseph Fink. I didn't know. I thought, I didn't know who I was listening to it. I was like, this guy sounds super familiar, but I don't, I can't place him musically to any other songs that I would have heard from him. And then I get to the end of, of the episode, like the, the, uh, the, uh, Negg says,
Starting point is 00:27:51 the weather was these and more than these by Joseph Fink. And I'm like, get the fuck out of town. That was Joseph. And he's such a good singer. He's a beautiful singing voice. How do I not know this after all this time? And it's a really, it's an enjoyable song. It's a good song.
Starting point is 00:28:07 The lyrics are great. They're super weird and fun. Okay. So first of all, let's talk about the weather being a song. Yeah, this is the first time that happened. The first time I ever, I remember back in the day when I first listened to the episode, I remember I was like, okay and now the weather because they had other installments like community calendar and like whatever and you're like okay like that's cool like that makes sense it's like weird and kind of funny
Starting point is 00:28:37 but then the weather is music what a brilliant idea like and now that i know joseph as well like it makes so much sense um joseph and geoffrey like it makes so much sense because they are so focused in music. They both love music so much. And Joseph especially loves independent music. And I admire that. And listening to this show,
Starting point is 00:29:08 I have found more musicians and more music that I would have never, ever heard of in my entire life. And I, it's like getting a recommendation from a friend, right? You know, you're like, they're like, oh, I think you would like this song. And they play the song and it's like, wow.
Starting point is 00:29:24 but this song in particular being the first song, I keep thinking. I'm like, was he just like, oh, I'm going to put this song on there? Or had he thought, oh, I'm going to try and see if I can find other people or whatever. I guess I don't know that bit. No, I mean, knowing Joseph and knowing his process behind this, he was definitely like, okay, well, what do I have the rights to? Okay, something that I own. And then, yeah, I don't know his process behind selecting.
Starting point is 00:29:54 Joseph has a lot of songs. He's had some of them be on the weather. He has some that weren't on the weather that just exist. I used to go see him play at open mics in divey places in New York City. And he would play his original songs. And he would also play a Leonard Cohen cover or two, because that's how adorable he is. And so I think, I don't know why he selected this one, these and more than these, but I like it. I think it's really fitting in the first episode.
Starting point is 00:30:19 I think it gets going to get an interesting, Joseph's voice as a songwriter, as well as Joseph's voice as a writer. So, yeah, so I think, yeah, he was first starting to place the weather. He was like, well, who do I know that it'll say yes to this? And he was the one who could do that for the first episode. Right. It me, you know? It me. And now it's branched out so many people like people like, the mountain goats have premiered songs on the show.
Starting point is 00:30:46 That's phenomenal. And DeSah has premiered songs on the show. And people have like the Feliz brothers that premiered stuff. So it's like there's all these bands that we like, love and have loved forever and musicians that are putting their work on our show. And it's so cool to start from, you know, to start from here and get to get to a bigger place. As well as the submissions, there was a while where we were taking submissions for the weather. And we got so much great music from people.
Starting point is 00:31:14 And it's like, you know, that got to the point where it's like, we still use from those submissions. We open submissions, I think, for like a couple weeks. and we still use some of those submissions. There were just hundreds of great, great songs. But that's also how we get introduced to so many great artists that we've heard of and ones that we've worked with, Mary Upworth and Eliza Rickman and Dessa and Dume Tree and all sorts of people, people from all over the world, which is really phenomenal.
Starting point is 00:31:45 And actually, I'm going to see Dessa this weekend for her new Chime tour, so I'm pretty excited about that. It's a great album. It's so good. It's so good. Yeah. She hasn't made anything I don't like. She hasn't sent a text message I didn't like.
Starting point is 00:31:59 Like every piece of her writing is that good. She's a poet. She's a poet. She's a poet. Yeah. Seriously. She is like she, she Facebook comments in a beautiful way.
Starting point is 00:32:09 Like she's just, you know, she's just, she's a super sick performer. But yeah. But yeah, it's like we just, we get to meet such great people. And luckily we get to work with them when they come on. tour with us. Like we've had, and like, we've really bonded with all of them. I think tour, tour will bond you to people. Yeah. It's been, it's cool to bond to people who are like, they kind of come, they start as outsiders and then they become insiders. They're on the inner circle. Yeah. Yeah. Actually, we should, uh, just a side note, we should, uh, have, uh, maybe special
Starting point is 00:32:42 episodes talking about tour in particular. I mean, I feel like we'll talk about it anyways, but like, be like, Oh, tour shows, like investigators. What else do we do? We did ghost stories. We did go stories. We also, although doors, we didn't tour, but we did a lot. The debate. Right.
Starting point is 00:33:00 We sort of toured. That'll be pretty interesting when we come across those. And we'll have to go over the controversy of the, will we go over the controversy of the original Tamika Flynn? I think we will. I think that's, I think stay tuned, audience. We'll go over that controversy. It's me.
Starting point is 00:33:20 It's always been me. There's also the controversy of the original Carlos. Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. We'll talk about that with Hefe. Yeah, with El Hefe and maybe even with Dylan Maroon, short for Dylan Marin. Ooh. There'll be more fun guests coming.
Starting point is 00:33:35 But speaking of more fun guests coming, we go now to our conversation with Cecil Baldwin. All right. So who do we have with us on the line? Who could it be? Wait, is that me? It's you. Do you know who you? Do you know who you are?
Starting point is 00:33:49 You get three guesses. It's me. All right. That's one. That's one. Also me. And my cell phone. Cecilia Joyce Baldwin.
Starting point is 00:33:59 That's right. It's me, Cecil Baldwin. So Cecil Baldwin, what is it that you do for Welcome to Nightbale? What don't I do for Welcome to Nightbale? I'm a voice actor on Welcome to Nightfail. I play the character of Cecil Palmer. Although we're talking about the podcast. pilot episode. So one, there was no, there was no Cecil and there was no Palmer. It was just
Starting point is 00:34:24 guy. It was like, dude on mic. Unbodied voice. Just the voice of. Yep. The voice of, you were the voice of for a very long time before you got proper named. So yeah, so we have Cecil Baldwin. The Cecil is, of course, the voice of Nightvale, the velvet host of Nightvale radio, the Velvet voiced voice. The Velvet voiced host. Yeah. Yeah. That's a lot. lot of worries. So yeah, so as you mentioned, we're discussing the pilot episode. So the pilot episode aired June 15th, 2012. What was your life like in June 15th of 2012? Oh my God. If I was better at multitasking, I would totally look up my Facebook page from 2012 just to see what was up, but I literally
Starting point is 00:35:09 can't talk and handle technology at the same time. So you need a time hop. I know. I know. I was thinking about that. See, had I done any preparation for this show, I would have already done that. But the prep I did was listen to the pilot twice while I made dinner tonight. So, you know, that, I was like, that's enough. What was my life like? I was probably waiting tables six days a week at a restaurant in Chelsea, New York, probably doing too much light makes the baby go blind, trying desperately to get onto law and order or. Oh, man. Like every New York actor. Like every New York actor. What was the one on HBO that was like... Carnival?
Starting point is 00:35:56 No, no, no. It was like five points New York, old rough New York. Yeah, yeah, with Steve Buscemi. Yeah. Boardwalk Empire. Boardwark Empire. That was like, as long as that show was on, somebody kept calling me back. And I was like, maybe this time.
Starting point is 00:36:13 And I never got it. So that was probably what I was doing. at that point in my life and living in like the tiniest apartment in West Harlem with the tallest man that could possibly fit into that apartment with me. And that was where I recorded this pilot episode. You're living in a sitcom. He was balky. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:35 It was like a sad, like kind of foul-smelling sitcom. I have a question for you, Cecil. Yeah. This is Hell Love What I play your, uh, your, brother outside the law, Steve Carl's But just to introduce myself. Yeah, it's me. Who are you?
Starting point is 00:36:51 We've roomed together. We're road roomies. Who am I? Me too. Yeah. I think we have we, have we all rooms? No, everybody, except for like, I haven't stayed with Hal before. Right.
Starting point is 00:37:03 I haven't stayed with Hal either. So, yeah, so Cecil, you're the unique one in this conversation being that you've roomed with Hal. Nice. We've all roomed with you. I'm the spoke of the wheel. Anybody's like, okay, no thanks. Next door, Cecil has his own room.
Starting point is 00:37:15 It's fine. So my question is, which roommate was the best? No, my actual question. And the March Madness breakfast. Symphony Sanders is a pretty good roommate. I'll say it. I mean, I can't speak to many other people. Symphony Sanders is an excellent roommate.
Starting point is 00:37:33 She always brings you water. Oh, my God. Coconut water and, yeah, no. I like to create an experience, you guys. And you getting up early to go exercise wakes me up so then I can then go back. back to sleep and then say hello to you after you've worked out and be like, oh, maybe I should get out of bed now. I come in listening and I'm like, hey, wake up.
Starting point is 00:37:56 Are you ready? The sun's been up for six hours. I've had a full day. Did you have a question how? I can't remember. Yes, I did have an actual question listening to it. One thing that struck me, even in like the first three minutes of the episode listening to it was like, oh, I'm listening to.
Starting point is 00:38:16 Cecil like find his character. Like as you're doing it, it was evolving even in the first couple moments, which was really impressive to watch you kind of zero in on it. Because I know we've heard this story before in panels, but I'd love to hear a little bit about your initial approach for this episode, looking at it, how much direction you had and like how you were directing yourself, how many takes it took, that kind of stuff. Well, at first, it sounds like Cecil on Xanax. Like it sounds real.
Starting point is 00:38:45 I was like, oh, I sound very sedate in this. And I think that more than anything kind of set the tone for people who then later would be like, oh my God, I fall asleep listening to your voice so soothing. You know, because like listening to those first couple of episodes, it really is super neutral. Like it's so neutral and like just really quiet, just reading. And there was like the character of, you know, like which would later evolve, you know, like wasn't there as much. Because I don't know, you know, I guess I knew this idea of it would be like an episodic thing. And it would go on from there.
Starting point is 00:39:24 But, you know, I had no idea like how many we were doing or, you know, like where this was all going and stuff like that. So I was like, well, let's just, you know, keep it really basic and simple and just start by words on the page. And then finding ways to, you know, have that sort of very neutral narrator voice. and then, you know, slowly finding the moments in Joseph and Jeffrey's writing when Cecil does comment on stuff, you know, and there's little ones in this first episode. You know, it's just like, oh, and so-and-so brought the corn muffins and they needed salt. You know, like, oh, like that was a moment that I, you know, that was like a Cecil moment rather than a neutral narrator in PR late night radio DJ. Generic, you know. So when you were initially finding the character, a lot of that was just like feeling it out.
Starting point is 00:40:20 And you weren't sure about where it was going to come from, right? Or where it was going to go. So you just were like, I am going to read this thing as well as I can. Yeah, exactly. Like put words on sound, you know, into mic. Exactly. And when you're as an actor, of course, obviously you're trying to do the writer's words justice, right?
Starting point is 00:40:45 Yeah. So I think that's, that's part of it. But now listening to it when you go back and have heard it again, do you think, what would you think you might have done differently? What I've done differently? If anything, or was it a perfect read? It was, no, it was not perfect. I don't know, it's like, I do wish that I had had, like, a chance to, like, take a crack
Starting point is 00:41:06 at it again. I think I would have, in a way, getting to do kind of the last paragraph as, you know, like the forward to the book, the first book, was kind of a chance to do, to like to do a do-over. And it was so much fun to be at the studio, like in a like the fancy, you know, like midtown studio, like, you know, with an engineer and a director and like all that stuff, getting to redo what was essentially in the very first episode of the podcast. And, you know, having 70 plus episodes of Night Vale under my belt at that point, that was really cool. That was super cool. Yeah. So did you feel?
Starting point is 00:41:43 more connected to it. Yeah. Like I, you know, I felt more connected. And also, like, giving every part of the language weight,
Starting point is 00:41:52 you know, um, because, you know, when you, like, when you're, you're,
Starting point is 00:41:56 you know, for the first time, uh, especially if it's absurd or, you know, like nonlinear, you know, you just have to kind of like,
Starting point is 00:42:04 be like, okay, these are the things that I'm going to try and hit and highlight and, you know, let the chips fall where they may, you know, um, You know, but like if I had a chance to like go over, go back and redo the pilot, you know, I think I would have made some of the one-off jokes, you know, like the like two-sentence jokes, like more punchier.
Starting point is 00:42:26 Punch them up, kid, you know. Well, I feel like that we get to do now in the live shows when we get to repeat and do the shows over and over again. But when you record it one time, you're like, oh, man, now that I listen to it, I could. do something differently. Yeah. Speaking of taking a time travel, let's go back to the time hot thing for like one second. So in your world, back then, you said you were like just recording this. You didn't know what was going on.
Starting point is 00:42:59 And you were waiting tables, right? Yeah. So when you recorded this, how did you record it? Like, did you go to a place? Can you tell that sort of story? I had to borrow Joseph Fink's, like, snowball microphone, which is this giant plastic, you know, like, ball on a, on a tripod. You know, it's like...
Starting point is 00:43:26 Oh, really? I mean, like, you can just, you can, like, throw them around and, you know, like, they're, but they're kind of bulky. And so he had, like, wrapped it up in a sweatshirt. And, you know, and we met at a coffee shop in your Union Square. and it was just like, okay, here, take this, just plug it in to your computer and just record it. Just do it. You can use like audacity or garage band, whatever.
Starting point is 00:43:51 And I'd heard of audacity through the Neo-Futris for, you know, like free sound editing software. So I was like, okay, I'll check. Okay. So I took this like contraband, you know, like little straw baby back to my apartment. And like plugged it in. And I think I recorded maybe the pilot and the second episode at the same time. Or like, I think one, two, and three happened, like, within the same week, you know? Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:20 So that way, because, like, I had the microphone borrowed, you know, and then eventually, like, I had, like, returned it and, like, got my own, you know. And we did the reverse of this, like, pass off of this weird little small child-sized microphone. It wrapped in a sweatshirt, you know, out in front of a coffee shop on the street. It was podcast drugs. It was, like, illegal podcast contraband in a world. where podcasting is illegal and the penalty is death. It's some weird. And the rest is history.
Starting point is 00:44:49 It's like a Logan's run scenario where this is only podcasting inside the dome. If you live outside the dome, you've got to find a way in that city. It's like a handmaiden's tale, except for podcasting. Did you record them in order? Yes. Okay. Yes. For the most part, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:45:06 Like, it wasn't until like literally years later that I started getting like, it was like three episode arcs or stuff like that where stuff would be out of order. But mostly was like, you know, like literally like one, two, three, four, five, six in succession for like years. And did they give you an indication like that were they like, oh, we're just going to keep doing this until we can't do it anymore? Yeah. I think in like like around like episode like seven or eight, I emailed Joseph as like, hey. So where's this going? You know, like, is there a, is there a, do you all have, like, a giant, like, dry erase board that you're like, you know, have, like, characters written out and shit like that?
Starting point is 00:45:50 And they were like, absolutely not. You know, it was like, like, I think Joseph's reply was like, we just figure we're going to keep making it until we don't want to make it anymore. Like, until it stops being fun. I think it's literally, he's like, we're going to make it until it's like it's not fun to make anymore. And I was like, okay, well, here we go. And here we are. And here we are. 125 episodes in.
Starting point is 00:46:11 I know, right? And I know that's been like, you know, there's been a lot of fun stuff along the way, you know, involving like continuity and stuff like that. Because literally that was how, you know, like we made it. It was just like, okay, here's an episode. And here's another episode that kind of mentions this other character, you know, however many episodes back. You know, and like you kind of half remember stuff. For me, like, it was a lot of, for my end, it was more about like, trying to find episodes that that character was mentioned to be like, wait, does, does, like,
Starting point is 00:46:45 telly the barber have a voice? You know, like, did we ever give him a voice? Does he ever say anything? You know, because there's, like, when you're reporting stuff secondhand on, you know, like, which the show is, you kind of have the choice every time you see words in quotes to, like, is it impersonation of that character? or is it Cecil, you know, like, are you trying to sound like the character themselves,
Starting point is 00:47:12 or are you trying to sound like what that narrator's personification of that character is, you know? Right. And, like, usually the, like, the easiest way is just be like, and then they said a whole bunch of stuff, you know, much like a newscaster. You're not doing it, you're not doing an impersonation. You're just doing, you're just reporting on what they said.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Exactly. So, you know, and, you know, like, I would just kind of feel it out in this very, like one foot in front of the other episode by episode kind of way. And then later on, you know, I was like, oh, man, have we heard from Big Rico? Does Big Rico have a voice or a sound? And I'm sure there have been like characters that sounded one way. And then maybe like 20 episodes later, they say like one sentence.
Starting point is 00:47:55 And you're like, that's totally not right. There must be like a million of those. Or at least there is in my mind. So when you were doing your relisten tonight, Was there anything that jumped out at you that struck you as weird or interesting or like any any any any feels about listening to the show? Well, okay. So the first one that I, the first thing that I noticed from the very beginning is like sort of the entity of like Nightville presents. And like, you know, like I was like, oh man.
Starting point is 00:48:26 Like, you know, and it was like Jeffrey came on and they're talking about like the Chuck Tingle podcast and like conversations with people, you know, like Dylan. And I was like, oh man. because in it's like of course it makes absolute sense but in my mind I was like some of those early intros especially with Joseph where he's like I was like are we going to get a dash con mention you know like it's not that early on but I was like oh man what like those are as much of a time capsule almost more than like the show itself of like how far you know how long ago this was you know we're just like those are all gone now they're like all of them are gone are all gone.
Starting point is 00:49:06 Yeah, it's just like, RIP. It's like, thanks for loving us, donate if you can, like whatever, you get special content, right? I hope somebody has a copy of them somewhere. I think,
Starting point is 00:49:18 I mean, they do exist somewhere. See, that's all I want to know. Because of the advent of dynamic insertion, which sounds really dirty, but really it's just allows you to move stuff around. So, I mean, a while back,
Starting point is 00:49:31 I re-recorded all the credits in Proverbs. And, get out of them. No, you didn't. Yeah. What? Yeah. And then they chop up what I say at the end of the show.
Starting point is 00:49:43 And, like, kind of, like, there's different versions of it. So I do, like, a different version. And then that gets kind of edited around to be, like, when I talk about the mailing list, or I talk about merchiness or I talk about, like, live shows, that stuff kind of moves around. Wow. Get out of. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:58 So that, and then that goes into every episode, just in case somebody's list. listening now for the first time to the first episode, like they get the current stuff? Yeah, they get the current stuff. So they'll get, they get what we're talking about now. And if you listen to the pilot now and download the pilot now, you'll get, I think, I don't remember it was Joseph or Jeffrey. They do. They talk about live shows or something. It's Jeffrey. Yeah, well, yeah, I heard Joseph talking about like donating to get, like, and then you can get special content and all that stuff. Oh, that's so interesting. All that special content. technology.
Starting point is 00:50:35 Yeah. So they can move all that stuff around. They can change it. It's good because, like, you don't want to, like, if someone's listening to episode 70 and they want to come see a live show, we don't, they don't want to hear about a live show that happened, you know, a year and a half ago. They want to, want to let them know that there's stuff going on. Yeah. I do slightly feel betrayed in a heavy way. Just like, I'm like, I expect, I want to hear those old, because that's what I remember when I first listened to it was.
Starting point is 00:51:00 It was the classics. It was always Joseph coming in saying there is no Joseph. Fink and like here's yeah yeah we are all Josephink that was always really fun to record let me make some phone calls let me see if I can get those recordings for us to work off of let me see I have to work off the new ones
Starting point is 00:51:16 if good morning night fail if if good morning night veil is truly like a retrospective show like I feel like there you should go through like an episode later like pull out some choice ones and and play them for the listeners of like like yeah great good idea thanks for the content idea. That's a good one.
Starting point is 00:51:35 And then we can submit it to the Smithsonian along with that snowball mic. It's part of the Nightville exhibit. I was like, when there's a Nightville exhibit at the Brooklyn Museum and they have all the artifacts and all the deer paintings and, you know, like the laminate for Big Rico's pizza that I stole from San Diego, Comic-Con, you know, stuff like that. I actually volunteer to live there for all the children. Yeah. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:52:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just going to, like, in a tank. Like, it's a David Blanche. lame thing, but I will have a bed. So that's the difference. And a party with a towel. The artist is present. The artist is present.
Starting point is 00:52:11 And it is Steve Carlsberg. And you press a button to deliver a low-level electric shock. It's fine. I can deal with it. You get like food pellets. I know. That's what I was thinking. I was like food pellets. It's like Carlsberg beer.
Starting point is 00:52:25 Yeah, it's Carlsberg. If I can solve the puzzle. Isn't that like not even like full, that's not even like full alcohol beer? Oh, is that a low alcohol beer? Is it? Or is it just terrible tasting? Who knows? I don't know if I've ever had one.
Starting point is 00:52:40 A Carlsberg? We should do that. This tour, if you buy us a Carlsberg beer. Oh, wait. No one will hear of this. This episode premieres June the 7th. If you see one of us. Never mind.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Cut it. Cut it. Cut it. I think, according to Wikipedia, I think Carlsberg is a normal beer. Okay. Did you look it up? Yeah, I did. Are you multitasking with technology?
Starting point is 00:53:10 I'm trying to multitask, but it's really hard. Look at you. Speaking of science. Dark magic. Is it a Dutch beer? Probably. Denmark. Is Carlsberg Dutch?
Starting point is 00:53:20 Oh, Denmark. Denmark. It's a Danish beer. Who knows with those people. Those people who are our fans who listen to us who love to go see. Hey, we love you, Copenhagen. Oh, my God, right? Literally, no one is hating on Denmark.
Starting point is 00:53:36 like ever. So they can take it. Like I, there's a special place in my heart for, for, for, uh, Copenhagen. I want to go there so bad. I've had such a splendidly shitty time both times I went. But it was like, like fireworks of shit. You know, like the best like crazy like travel stories that like in the moment you're like, this is the longest day of my life.
Starting point is 00:54:02 Is that when they lost my longest? But it's like, I know. future me is going to like eat up every moment of it. And it's all because of Copenhagen. Copenhagen. Yeah. Do you say Hagen or Hagen? I say Copenhagen.
Starting point is 00:54:17 I guess you can say both. I've heard both. Are both correct? Or is it just like willy-nilly? My guess is it's Copenhagen for people who live there, Copenhagen with an American accent? Maybe. That's my guess. Sammy Hagar.
Starting point is 00:54:31 Nope. Sammy Hagar. Sammy Hagar. Sammy Hagar. Hagen does. Hagen does. Hagen does. Can I get some of that Hagen does?
Starting point is 00:54:41 That's very Chicago. Hagen does. Hey, can I have that Hagan does and a hot dog? Thanks. You get a Hagen does, please. Hagen does. That bears. Doubles.
Starting point is 00:54:56 It's funny because I live here. This is topical. All right. Well, this conversation has been a joy. See, Al, thank you so much for joining us on the first ever Good Morning Nightfail. It's so great to hear from you. Thank you for having me. Yeah, it's super weird to be talking to you all in a professional capacity with, like, listeners listening in.
Starting point is 00:55:17 Just, you know, FYI. It's like they're backstage with us. Yeah, I know. Except we're wearing clothes. I'm wearing clothes. I don't know, but I can't speak for anyone else on this call. I'm wearing clothes for once. Kind of.
Starting point is 00:55:26 Kind of. A crop top is close. I'm wearing craptop and leggings. That's close. And I'm covered in body paint, so I'm good. Ooh. I'll say, I'm wearing a full suit from the waist up and nothing from the waist down. Business on top, party on the bottom.
Starting point is 00:55:43 Yes. All right. Cool. Well, thanks. Party on. Thanks. Bye. Bye.
Starting point is 00:55:48 Bye. Bye. Thank you so much for joining us on our first ever episode of Good Morning Night Vale. Next week, we're going to talk about the episode two, Glow Cloud. And we'll be joined by special guest Joseph Fink, the creative. and writer, oh, welcome to Nightvale and my personal husband. Amongst other things. Yo, you'll hear us next time.
Starting point is 00:56:09 You'll hear us next time. Thank you so much. Good morning, Nightvale. Good morning. Good morning. Bye. Good morning, Nightvale is a production of Nightvale Presents. It is hosted by Symphony Sanders, Hal Lublin, and Meg Bashwinner.
Starting point is 00:56:28 It is edited by Grant Stort. It is mixed by Vincent Cashione. It is produced by Meg Bashwinner. Theme music by. disparition. Special thanks to our guest this week, Cecil Baldwin. Leave us a voicemail at 929-277-2050 or email us at info at good morning nightfail.com to share your theories and ask questions or just to say which one of the hosts is your favorite. For more information on this show, go to good morning nightfail.com or follow us on Facebook and on Twitter at Nightveil chat.
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