wellRED podcast - #136 - Corey Had a Bad Week...but Antonio Brown's Was Worse! or (What to expect in the 2020 Election)

Episode Date: September 25, 2019

This week the boys sat down in the green room in San Diego to discuss how dumb Corey has been lately, the ever evolving saga of Antonio Brown, and give there thoughts on the notion that some people think Joe Biden should drop out of the race!Also stay tuned on Trae, Corey, and Drew's social media because we have started video recording the podcast and will be sharing that link when it's up! wellredcomedy.com for tickets to see us live! MDRNCBD.com promo code RED for 20% off your order of the best CBD products on the market AND FREE SHIPPING! PO Box 240 Chickamauga, GA 30707 to send us sweet notes and action figures and old pictures of trucks or whatever 

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Let's do some video magic and let's do an unboxing on our PO box. How about that? P-O-box 240, Chickamauga, Georgia, 3070. 7. We've had some super cool things come through, and I really appreciate it. This first thing we have today is a nice little card from our friend Amy Kierman. I'm sorry if I'm butchering that in Nashville, Tennessee. I showed a little note here because it says return to sender here on the front. Yeah, totally switched up the P.O. box number. I assume that means you put 420. I like what's on your mind there, Amy. It's just a nice little card. You are awesome sauce. I'm not going to read what

people write to us mainly because I'm not saying there's anything dirty in here but like you know it might be personal and it'd be like man that was just for you I don't know I don't want to be a dick but thank you so much for the cards that we do receive it really means a lot makes us know that we're doing a good thing we also got

we got a card here uh from Natalie and oh where's Natalie from oh I lose the hold up no here we go Natalie is from nope fucked it up again well goddamn well I've done made a minute oh she got a box. Hold up. I'll be right back.

So our friend Natalie Nichols in Henderson, Texas. We've gotten a lot of shit from Texas. I appreciate you, Texas. We had a blast in Austin last week. Then we're looking forward to next week. We're in San Antonio. In Dallas, she sent us a lovely card with some little things

in it here. Let me say what's going on here. Here's the post-it note on the outside. I don't mind reading that. She also screwed up the post office box, I guess. Sent this a couple of weeks ago, and it came back to me. Let me skim this. Okay.

Okay, Natalie, her husband, her husband makes jewelry, and we thought we'd send a little something for the wives. So that's what these are. Oh, right on. Little necklaces and whatnot. Look this. And a nice little, this is some Etsy shit, but like way more fancy and nice. Well, I guess how this is going to work is we've got three here,

and they're supposed to be for the wives. So I guess since I get them, I'm going to let Mrs. Cho have her pick of what she wants. and the other two girls can decide what they want. Also got a package here from, oh, actually, no, this feller. This is my buddy, Super Dave. Super Dave is a professional wrestling referee, extraordinary, and he has sent me the Injustice full collection, the complete collection of Injustice from D.C.

I've been mentioned how I read comic books and was wanting to get into this. So thank you, S.D. for that. And if you guys want to send us anything, It's P-O-Box 240, Chickamauga, Georgia, 30707. It really warrants my heart to get these gifts. And I can't wait to dive into this and can't wait to pretend that I got this for my wife for a second. So she'll think I'm thoughtful before I eventually tell her that it was you, Natalie.

Thank you very much. And now let's go on with the podcast that we recorded in San Diego at the American Comedy Company. And if you're following us now on YouTube, that means you've got the link. We are also, we recorded this on film, and I'll go ahead and tell you, it's not going to be the best quality all the time. And when I say that, it's fine quality. You can see it. Everything's good. But most podcasts are recorded, like in a studio, and sometimes ours will be, no doubt.

But when we're on the road, we're just kind of, we have to record in green rooms whenever we can. A lot of times we only have like a couple hours before the show to get set up and do the podcast. And then I, oftentimes, as you know, I'll have to walk to. on stage while the guys continue to record. So I had to set this up in the green room at the American Comedy Co in San Diego. It was a great club. We had a great weekend. Thank you for everybody that came out.

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So thank you very much. We love you. Here's the podcast. Ski! They're the liberal rednecks. They like cornbread, but sex, they care way too much, but don't give a fun. They're the liberal rednecks that makes some people upset, but they got three big old dick.

you can serve. So anyway, Cho's really been on one this weekend, and I want to talk about some of it. Okay. Actually, all of it, beginning with.

This is essentially this week in Vernon. Well, I guess. All right. So, first off, we all drove down here together from Los Angeles yesterday, right? And on the way,

we had received an email that said, that we had morning radio to do for the club. For the club. I forgot even about this one. I'm going to get to the thing you're thinking about, too. I don't even know if it's the thing. Okay. So many things.

He's been on one. So anyway, we had to do morning radio for the club, which is the thing comedians often have to do. You get up early as hell on Friday morning and go to all these different talk radio spots and promote your shows for that weekend or whatever. And we had gotten an email that said, you know, morning radio on San Diego.

Corey's in the backseat, and so we're like, hey, Cho, uh, check out email out and see what the actual specifics of the morning radio situation are. And he's like, all right. So he opens his email. I feel like there's a lot of people listening already going, well,

this is kind of on you. So, right, for even asking you to do it. Fair enough. So, were you navigating? I was proud of.

I wasn't doing nothing on my phone. Joe. Joe. Joe. Make it. Joe. Please, sir. But do you look up the arrangements.

Yeah. Pardon. me squire. So he opens. I'm making fun of you. I'm driving him. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, that had to be done. Yeah. So he's like, okay, he opens his email and then five minutes later, if that, three minutes later,

he's like, oh man. And we're like, what? He's like, dude, they're picking us up at 6.30 in the morning. And we've got like three or four spots.

And the last spot is at almost 11 o'clock. like we're going to be doing morning radio for like four hours in the morning which like that's a lot you know so we're very atypical yeah and we were like oh god damn okay well got to do what we got to do right and then we also had a phone call at noon or 12 30 but we thought it was at noon so we had like almost like an actual person's work day of stuff to do which we're not used to yeah everyone listening who has that oh i'm so sorry especially starting in the morning like that so anyway we were not looking forward to all that but then we get up this morning the guy that comes to pick us up at 630, we ask him, we're like, yeah, Boris, he didn't talk like that, but in my head he did. He did. He picks us up and we were like, so, man, so how many stops we got? And he was like, just one stuff. Again, he didn't talk that way, but he did.

Just, just the one station. And we're like, what, really? Are we going to be at this station for four hours? Because sometimes there's more than one. You know, I thought we were just going to stay at one place. We're doing the Rock station and the country station. He's like, what? No, no, no.

It says, I take you back. back at 715 and we're like 7th oh my god okay this is awesome and Corey's like Corey's like man I don't know where I got like 11 o'clock or 1050 or something I could have swore that's what it said and we were like dude well don't worry about it you know well at first I thought it was you get an itinerary like that um it should just say I'm gonna say it should just say you would expect it to say we're gonna pick up at this time this the radio station you're going to at this time this was like six paragraphs so my first thought was, oh, way too much information for me.

Corey saw more than one paragraph and then somehow made that a full day. And to be fair to him, when he told us that, I hadn't really read that email, but I had seen it. And I was like, yeah, I do remember it was weirdly long. Well, everything you just said is what went through your brain. But what you said was, well, to be fair to Corey, it was a lot of words. So anyway. Which is funny. Well, yeah, when you're being fair to Corey, you don't have to.

extrapolate. So we were like, no, he don't, he hates extrapolate. So we, uh, we almost as much as he hates extinguishing. So we, uh, we got, we were happy that this was a pleasant surprise, right? Uh,

but Corey's still like confused as to where he got that number from. Then Boris drops us off and we're at the actual door of the radio station. And it's, and it's 105.3, the rock in San Diego, right? And Corey sees that. 1053 on the door and he goes, wait, I've seen that number before. I know that number from somewhere.

And he had seen the radio ID, radio station ID number 1053 and thought that was 1053 AM. And that's where that came from. And then we get in there and turns out the club had not informed them that we would all three even be there. so Corey and Groove didn't have to wake up this morning to begin with. Yeah, so I'm extra furious. Well, you would have... Oh, dude, it was amazing. And if we had figured that out.

To be fair, I was furious at myself. But if we had figured that out, instead of saying in bed, you, I'm pointing at Trey, would have called the club or done something to make sure that we had to go because, A, you hate doing it alone, which is fair. And B, you're usually terrible in the mornings, although something that's new since your surgery, you're funny in the morning. Yeah, you were on fire. You were crushing.

Corey didn't even talk. I had to share a goddamn mic because I wasn't supposed to be there. Yeah, no, it's, yeah, it was wild. I don't hit in the mornings, but I used to be like literally non-functional in the morning. Dude, you would literally answer

questions when someone directly asked you one and then just look at us, like make it hit. Please God, please God, tell them. But I'm saying, man, we talked about it not long ago on the podcast like that goddamn, before I that search, that shit is going on with me before. Like,

it made me like, like I said, non-functional. All right. Another. But, but. So anyway.

Another way he's on one? Yes. All right. You want to go? I got a short one. Okay. Because I've already referenced it with extinguished. Do you remember that?

Yeah, yeah. I still maintain this is fair. Corey said something about extinguishing. Where were you extinguishing? We were talking about, we were talking about, we were talking about how the best bouncers actually don't want to get in a fight.

And, I said, yeah, I mean, the whole deal with that is they would love to extinguish the situation before it got to blows. Then you said, actually, I don't remember. This is what happened. You said, that's pretty close. You were like, you're like, yeah, the good bouncer's like that. Situation comes up. And in their mind, their role is to extinguish it.

And Drew said agreeing. He goes, and he goes, yeah, not extended. I'm in the back, by the way, and Drew's talking forward. What? Extinguish. That's right word? Not extinguished? What did you say?

I'm supposed to say what you said. Okay. What is it? What is that? What is word? Extinguish ain't right right there? I don't. Okay.

Now, well, Red listener. They're just like, what? All right. Be fair to me. Because you even said that's kind of fair because I constantly am getting told,

A, that I'm an idiot, which is usually fair. I said that's fair because those words are similar and you always think we hate you. So I was saying that it's fair to be. Oh, no, y'all don't ever tell me I use Rogers from. You.

You don't ever tell me that. That's fine. When you do, Mimosa, my man comes in talking about Tapatio and then gets mad. Tapatio. Tapatio, Drew. Tapatio. No, I'm not mad, but what I'm saying is like, this was a situation where I was like, there's no goddamn way.

I know for a fucking fact extinguishes it. And yes, I almost blew a fucking fuse. Because you were about to blow a fuse, you didn't say, it took us a minute to figure out what was happening. You were just like, what? That ain't it? What? And I was like, I don't, what ain't it? What is happening right?

now just like today at lunch so then today at lunch she's talking i don't know honestly i kind of even remember lunch he's talking about don't tell the whole back story i'm not going to but he's talking about a buddy of his who had some shit go down at his job right and we know his friend like me and drew met him hung out with him stuff and so i just said uh what is it that he does again and core he goes he works in the creative department for a pellet plant company right so anyway he was and i'm genuine curiosity on my part. I was like, a pellet, what's a pellet plant company? And he goes, pellets.

I do pellets, you know, pellets. And then I said, what? Yeah. Pellets. And then he went, well, I don't fucking know, man. What, I don't know what I don't work there. Why are you asking me? How am I supposed to know? I don't know if I was being interrogated.

Clearly, you don't know what pellets are either. Why is it my fault? And I don't know what pellets are. Well, he's like losing his mind. I had a complete meltdown over these pellet things and me and derr just crying laughing i'm falling on the table the homeless people walking by because we're sitting in a window are looking at me like what the fuck is wrong with this guy yeah so again that one's on me but this is a product of and this ain't y'all at all whereas i feel

like the extinguished one resulted from me having insecurities about being a fucking moron this one is literally my uh it's just how i've been conditioned in uh with my wife because i'll be I'll have a story that I want to tell. The story, I know all the beats this story. I want to get this information and this information only to Amber because I know how to tell a goddamn story. And then I'll start that. And then halfway through when I'm about to get to like this moment where I'm about to reveal something, she'll like, wait. So blah, blah, blah.

And I'm like, that's not important. So anyways, blah, blah, well, she's like, no, but like I'm like, it literally has nothing to do with the goddamn story. So that was me taking out that aggression on y'all because, in fairness, it didn't have anything to do with the goddamn story. But I'm an asshole because you are allowed. to be curious about what it is that he does. Especially because I don't know, like... I still don't. I thought it was going to be a quick thing.

And the fact that you didn't know and he didn't know is like, well, no, this is an important part. It's not an important part of the story, but none of us know what this is. We aren't looking at it. He said he also, he had said that his dad has these pellets that he uses in his big green egg. So I googled pellets grilling.

And it's like, apparently it's just these little, it's wood. Concentrated wood pellets that you can use. in place of charcoal briquettes when you're grilling. And is it Trager that he works for? Because that's the biggest one of those companies, apparently. No, it's not. But it's a competitor of Triggers, I'm assuming.

Trager's just a grill company, right? They're not like an actual pellet plant. Well, they are, they have their own. They're the top result on Google for grilling pellets. So this is just a different kind of charcoal. Yeah. Wood charcoal. Yeah.

So that's what it is. I don't know if that's their only function for the record. Well, yeah, I was 16 to say to set the scene right at lunch, you did mention your dad doing that, but you made me feel like that's just one of the many things that they did. Well, because, and I say that because I've known that he worked at a pellet plant for a while and then just now found out that pellets go in fucking grills. And like that whole operation, it's, they got robots and shit. Like, I mean, they have a creative department.

Yeah. So, like, that's, that right there is kind of part of what was fucking me of the whole thing. Because the way he was describing them, it sounded like, okay, they're just little wood things you throw in your grill. but you also said he worked in the creative department. I get big companies. They need creative departments, but that's part of what was fucking me up. I think,

it's just that they happen to do pellets there, and he has been in that part for a while. But I think they do a fucking shit ton of stuff. Again, I got nothing. Well, that whole thing about the story. I was going to holler at him when I got back, but I didn't have my goddamn phone all day because I left it here at this fucking club.

I just remembered another part of that. So thank you for. Remind me. Jesus. He left his phone at the club last night and couldn't get back into the club until 5 p.m. today like just an hour ago. So Corey went 18 hours or something without a cell phone, which, you know, my heart goes out to you, son, because we all know how tethered we are to those things. Did you like feel happiness or anything for the first time? Let me go ahead and say this. Let me go ahead and say this for the record. So last night, I actually fully end, when I'm home, there, there are sometimes like me and Ambril like, you know, we'll have a, you know, we'll have a novel. We'll have. a Saturday where like we just binge watch shit or like hang out for like 10 or plus hours. And I'll just leave my goddamn phone either in the bedroom or just on airplane mode. Yeah, I do that too. So the thing that, the thing that, but the thing that.

It don't have for people. Right. Yeah, because I turn it back on. Everybody's like, what the fuck? And I'm like, this is how it used to be. But so last night when I got back and I realized, like, when we were at the bar and I realized I didn't have it, I mean, I'm sure y'all noticed. I was just like, I very much was like, well, fuck it.

I mean, what are you going to do? I'll get it tomorrow. No, you handled it better than I would have expected to do it to do. Well, I slip. Well, you had no guarantee it was here. That was the part that was fucking me up. But there was no, I mean, I, I, well, I did. Well, you're not me.

I throw mine everywhere. Okay, right. My thing, this is what I knew, is that the only two places I had been was at the goddamn comedy club. I walked directly across the street and I sat down at that fucking bar. But you also went to the bathroom. I did. No, I knew somebody could have stole it.

But if somebody stole it, I mean, fucking somebody stole it. Yeah, but your credit cards and shit was in there. Yeah. I was, I'm saying, I would have freaked out. and I was impressed you weren't. Hold on. I thought y'all did that whole find my iPhone thing. Oh,

yeah. It indicated that it was at the club. It looked kind of like it, it honestly looked like it was at the restaurant beside the club. But it wasn't moving across town, which is what happens when your phone gets stolen, which has happened to me twice. So I feel like he was pretty confident.

Yeah, I was. And so anyways, last night was fucking great because we got back to the room super late. But like, normally when I get back to the room super late and I'm drunk, I still will like lay down and for at least a goddamn hour, or fuck with Reddit or something like that. Didn't have that option, so I went straight to sleep, something I never do. Now, what really didn't hit was not being able to have an alarm because now you can get a wake-up call from the hotel, which I did.

But I'm a really big snooze person. Remember in New Mexico when you had a wake-up call and I thought she was dead? Yeah, because my dumb ass went to sleep with them goddamn earplugs in. That was Arizona. What was this one? That was Tempe, Eric. Yeah, yeah, you're right. They're all the same to me.

But, like, if I, if I, if I, Mexico, he just didn't go to sleep. Yeah, that's true. all night at the casino gambling, getting drunk as fuck. Yeah, we woke up at 5 a.m. to meet the airport driver or whatever, and Corey just walks out like, do you hit! Ah!

I mean, dude, I was so, I was just like, oh, shut the fuck up, Corey. You were encouraging me to stay up and gamble.

Yeah, when he was awake and it hit for him. Right, but then later when he was awake and it didn't hit for him. Because that was back when I still, that was pre-surgery. And so it was five in a morning. When you had Duane knows.

Yeah. Yeah. So, but he's, We had a conference call today at 1230. And, you know, one of those conference calls where you have a dial-in number and a passcode. Oh, God, damn it. Everybody.

I can't. God, I've been so fucking stupid this weekend. He told me later that day that he was freaking out about it because he couldn't get a hold of either me or you, Drew, because I, I didn't set an alarm. And I woke up at 1226 just by chance when we had a conference call at 1230. So he couldn't reach me or you. It was kind of freaking out because he was like, because I didn't have my phone. So I didn't know. I didn't see his text until like 1220.

I didn't have my phone, so I didn't know how I was going to get on this conference call, right? So I spent an hour finding out how to use a laptop to make a conference call. And it was a whole thing. It took me like an hour to figure it out. But I finally figured it out. And I was like, dude, you could have just used the hotel phone for that. Like, you had the dial in and the code and all that. And he was just like, I thought, I thought like you couldn't do that.

Like, hey, it costs like money to do that to use a phone that way for that. a hotel phone man like i thought you know it's like long distance yeah and he fairly pointed out to me that like you know that long distance ain't really a goddamn thing anymore and if it is it's it would have cost you domestically anyway you know 10 cents a minute i know but i thought that call was going to be a goddamn two hours and it wasn't so six dollars 12 oh fuck you don't you dare we can move on how dare don't i dare what say that you wouldn't try to save six goddamn dollars on just use your laptop sure but i don't think that's why that happens but i'm saying I thought it was a lot more.

I just, yes, I'm a fucking idiot. I'm an idiot too. He said that. And I go, oh, yeah, there are phones in there.

Let's talk about a, let's make Corey feel better by talking about a much, much bigger idiot for a minute. And I will keep this a little brief because I know our fans don't like sports, but to me this ain't even really about sports. But I just want to say for a minute,

fuck AB. It's about mental health. Fuck AB. Fuck Antonio Brown. Without a doubt. I think people know I'm a Raiders fan, unfortunately, don't hit.

and we had signed Antonio Brown is a big deal, but he was kind of a known diva, a known pain in the ass when we signed him. But then, after the Raiders signed him, it's just been one thing after another. He froze his feet off in a cryo chamber. He took a hot air balloon to training camp. He refused to wear a helmet

if it wasn't the right helmet he wanted. He called the general manager, the Oakland Raiders, a cracker. He fucking... Hilarious, by the way. He lost his mind. Well, these are the funniest ones. He also is accused of assault.

Hold on. That's what I'm getting to. All that had happened. We're talking about the shit that we know for a fact he did, but yes. All that had happened. Me too. And the Raider, right. Right.

I'm going to get into all of that that y'all just said. All that shit I said a minute ago had happened. And the Raiders cut him because if they didn't cut him one day later, they were going to have to pay him $30 million guaranteed. So they cut him so they wouldn't have to. And I'm a battered sports fan. You know, I've got that syndrome. I'm like, and I just knew.

I knew for a fact because he got signed by the New England Patriots right after the Raiders cut him. And I just knew. I was like, he's going to go to New England. There won't be a single other headline about this guy. He'll be Randy Moss. He'll shatter records that win two Super Bowls in a row. And that's what's going to happen. Fuck this shit.

But shortly after he went to New England, and this is not funny. I do think one part of this is funny that I'm going to hit too. But like, Roger got to New England. He got accused of sexual assault. and in a few different ways with this chick. One thing she said was that she was at his house because she was his trainer, right? But then he got, you know, inappropriate, very inappropriate with her. One of the things she said he did was that she was sitting on his couch and his house waiting on the training session to start.

She was just watching TV. And unbeknownst to her, he walked up behind her and jerked off onto her back, like came on her back and was laughing about it. Super fucked up, obviously. Jesus. You didn't know that part? So here's, I saw the text about that, but I thought that was just the lady he was sleeping with, but like, no, she didn't want that thing to happen. No, she didn't know it was a train. Do that also happen?

She got to know him by being his trainer. They did have consensual sex first, but then he'd started, he turned that into this whole weird thing. Yeah, right. So anyway, she had said that had happened. And Antonio Brown immediately said that this was a case of somebody trying to just get a, lot of money out of him by lying about him, right? And she said, and this is getting to the part that I did think was kind of funny, she was like, well, I have text messages that prove that this happened, text messages from Antonio Brown

that proves this happened. And like, I imagine that Antonio Brown's logger was like, is that true? And he's like, yeah, I mean, she got some text, but it ain't shit. Those texts don't prove shit. He's always like, okay, all right, well, you know, let's see what they are. Then she provides the text and literally, first word. The first words of this like eight paragraph text message diatribe, the first words was, I jerk my dick on your back.

Yeah. Dumbass hoe. Yeah. Like, you know his lawyer. It was like, God. Well, okay. I got nothing. There's that is.

It's that scene in role models where she's sitting in there. Paul Rudd's going to visit his wife and she's with a client. And he's like, I didn't do this. I've been framed. And then he's like, there's the video. That little bald guy. And he's like, that's not me. and then he says his name.

Yeah. Look at me. Paul Johnson, stealing. It's exactly that. It's exactly like that. And again, again, the whole thing at large, not even remotely funny, but that one little detail. His level of idiocy, though, is funny. It's hilarious.

But they left him on the team because he is a baller. And that was in the past. He plays one week. And that's just how the NFL rolls. He plays one game. He had like 70 yards in the touchdown. Pretty good. First game.

Things are all right. And then the next. week this morning, late last night, it came out that he had just sent another text message to a different woman. And on this text, he included his lawyers, her lawyers, a fucking private investigator in which... Accidentally included her and her lawyers. In which he was, no, he included her on purpose because it was a threat. It was directed at her. He was trying to intimidate her. And he thought, let me get my lawyer in on this. Because she was suing him as well for a different thing. And he

was trying to intimidate her. Okay, I get it. He included pictures of her kids in these texts and stuff. Again, not funny. Super fucked up. But that finally, they finally cut him over that. Even the goddamn Patriots cut him. So now he's without a

team and I don't think he's got another team. And that hits him. And he's even on my fantasy team. But fuck him. I hope he never plays another down. You did gloss over one thing that he did that... Who can even keep up? While fucked up is probably more funny than

fucked up, which is the opposite of all these other things. Whereas a doctor is... How did I forget to this part? And of course, the show did not. No, I've been... You remind him of another thing that's funny that he did that I forgot about.

I was going to bring it up at first and I was like, no, let him say the super dark fucked up shit and then I'll ease it with this. A doctor in Pennsylvania, I guess, is... Pittsburgh, when he was like to stay with it. Yeah, yeah, is suing him because he was... He was, I guess, I don't know if he was giving him. It wasn't a colonoscopy situation, but it was a situation where he was bent over at one point. They have a video where he's just standing there farting next to the dude, and he won't quit farting, and all his boys are laughing.

But in this particular- Why are his boys around the doctor? He had his boys filming it. Yeah. He had his boys his phone. He was like, hey, film this shit. I got to protein farts. So.

And then stood there farting while the doctor's examining him and stuff. But then this other doctor, I guess, because this is a different dude, I think, is saying that. he was he was bent over and having to like examine his ass or something and having to lean in and do some shit and like every time he would ab would just fart directly into his fucking face like multiple times the quote the quote you know this motherfucker had ate goddamn three whole chickens that day been working out with protein powder then farts was heavy and rank and the quote from the doctor was i mean i'm a medical doctor and this man is farting in my face So fuck him to death. Here's the other thing he did that's funny. He, uh, again, also it is fucked up because it costs a man his job, but it is also funny just how absurd it is. He had a personal chef, right, that worked for him. And he went, this is insane.

He went into his freezer one day and that chef had a severed salmon head in there that he was going to use to make fish stock with, which is a totally legitimate thing. for a chef to do. A.B. saw that and became convinced that his chef was making a godfather -esque mafia threat on his life using a salmon head. Confronted him with it, fired

him, told him, get the fuck out of my house, and so that guy's suing him for that. Yeah, and for the record, I know you say this sucks because a man lost his job, but like, he's better off. That guy will probably be fine. And, yeah, he's probably glad. That's a pretty good conversation starter in an interview of Thoris private chefs go.

Yeah. How'd you lose your last job? Yeah. Well, yeah, it happened there. Yeah, and I mean, you know, being a private chef to a goddamn, the best receiver in the goddamn week, that's good on a resume, regardless of how much of a lunatic he was. It's not like this dude's the one putting mercury in his shit, making him go fucking crazy. He also, what about the charity thing? The charity thing was the woman who he intimidated with the text messages, and it was what happened was they had a charity auction for children's charity, and this artist offered her services to be bid on. She was like, I'll paint a mural for you, whatever you want. And the highest bidder gets my mural painting services. And Antonio Brown bid a few thousand dollars on it and won. And so

she comes over to his house. She come over to his house and he commissioned a mural, I think, in his bathroom of himself, like fucking shirtless with a gold chain. Yeah. Just a whole wall-sized mural of himself and his own bathroom. I'm not knocking him for that, by the way. It is, it's still funny. That's hilarious. But, And then this part ain't funny. While she was painting the mural, he walks in with just like a washcloth over his dick or something and tries to, you know, tries to fuck her. And she says no, which pisses him off. And so then he refused to pay her.

But he wasn't even paying her. He was really paying a children's charity and he just wouldn't do it. And so she sued him to get that money. And that's when he intimidated her and her children. He's a fucking lame. And I think the biggest takeaway from this for me is just more confirmation that LeBron James is the greatest human being. of all time. Of all time.

You ain't heard a goddamn word. Nothing even. He went to a strip club one time when he was married and then it came out that his wife was with him. He's just fucking saint.

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Back in New York, I would do more topical shit because you'd be just going up every night or whatever. Like, Kanye West went nuts. And I don't know if he's kind of leveled out. was after his mom died and everyone was just like Kanye, what a fucking idiot. And I'm like, someone needs to help him. Yeah. That is like this was, you know, you can say oh, Kanye's a dick and he's like, sure.

But like, he's also a creative genius and no one was telling him no, and that's what's going. But Kanye was never like hurting. That's the thing, right? I'm not trying to, I'm not even trying to make excuses. Is that you get to a level? That's like an evil. That's actually the thing is that you can't, you can blame a lot of things on crazy, I guess, but like as crazy as Kanye is, and he's otherworldly famous. If he'd done some shit like this,

it would have fucking came out. Most of his craziness is just fucking, man, I know. I'm just talking about getting to that level where no one tells you no. Right, right. I mean, Bill Byrd did that bit about it

on his new special about, you know, Elvis or whatever. Right. He's out here. He's out here wearing, what do you say, Rhinstone onesies high kick and ripping the ass all out.

Look at that, man. How's that look, man? Is that square a king? You got it. You got it. Busting holes in the seam of his fucking rhinestones. Yeah, you become that. Yeah, for sure, man.

And then you become the worst version of yourself. And what I'm saying is we know the worst version of LeBron James, I think. And so that's crazy. Yeah. And, dude, well, I guess this applies to AB2, but, like, LeBron was goddamn famous when he was a sophomore in fucking high school. It really doesn't that much apply to A.B. He was highly recruited. Obviously, he went to Ohio State, but he was short.

He was a little undervalue. He was just a six-round. Sixth round, yeah. He wasn't. He's had a chip on his shoulder, which to me explains. not the sexual assault and that horrible shit, but like the mural and all that.

Like, he, he accomplished every goal he ever had and now he doesn't even know what he's living for. So he's like, fill me fart on this doctor. Right. That's my thing.

If you take away, which you can't, if you take away just the sexual assault shit, there's still a plethora of insane shit that a beat, right, but I would just be like, yeah,

I mean, you know, he's fucking crazy, but he's good at football. Whatever, like this is what happens. Probably got a million concussions. Yeah, this is what happens when you get knocked in the goddamn

hedger hole. life and then someone gives you $300 million like fucking yeah. Speaking of, man, I got this buddy who had this brain thing. It was like a hemorrhage or whatever. And he went and he got, you know, he had to go to the hospital, almost died. You know, that whole deal. Yeah. But while they were there, he's an ex- Wrestler, and they did some test on him where they were like,

you're going to have CTE, but there's a therapy you can do now. And I've been wanting to look into it. And then, dude, I've been thinking about this for a while, but it really came to a head last night. We played bar trivia. Y'all destroyed me. And the fact that y'all destroyed me is whatever. but there were questions where I knew the answer. I just couldn't get my brain to work.

Me too. Corey had that going on too. Yeah. I couldn't think of Cindy Lopper. I think Corey was just fucking drunk. I was drunk, but it did that to my brain. I might have just been drunk, but it's, dude, it's lots of things. Not just lately.

Like, the last, dude, I feel like my personality changed at like 27. Yeah, and for the record, you've been hitting ahead a lot more than me and played a lot more football, but I've got my bell wrong plenty of times too. So, you know, I'm sure it's a goddamn spectrum. I'm certain that it ain't all working out for me up here as well, is what I'm saying. Well, either way, I'd want to do this therapy. I think you should. I think it's only like New York, San Francisco.

You know what I mean? I'm sure you can get it in L.A. Sure. Yeah, maybe. There ain't as many football. I had a, there's plenty of football in L.A. I had a more, like, potentially serious thing, like a political thing, because I know our fans still want to hear that sometimes, if y'all want me to get into it.

And it's, like, specific to us in a certain way. I think y'all get what I mean. in a minute. You down with that, Drew? Yeah. It was after the last Democratic debate. This is a Reddit post, and the post is an article that got shared. The headline the article is, drop out Joe

Biden from Rolling Stone, right? Is it Matt Tobby? Here's the type comment on it. I don't know, because what I want to talk about is not even actually the article. Okay, my bad. But the article's all about how Joe Biden needs to drop out because he's fucking this whole thing up, which I think we've mentioned on here before. But like,

what's up? Hey, no, come on in, brother. We'll pause. Ain't no problem. Yeah, we're good. How's it going, buddy? Good, good. Just was coming to make sure the fireplace was turned on and the Batman and all that stuff.

Do you know you guys podcast? Oh, yeah, it's okay, brother. No, no, no, no, no, you're good, man. You need anything from us? Oh, we're good, man, just, yeah. We have fun, man. Yeah, dude. Yeah, thanks, buddy.

You need anything from us? No. All right, cool. Fucking hey, man. Thanks so much, guys. Thanks, brother. Anyway, that's the gist of the article, but what I really want to talk about is this top comment. And sincerely, I'm offering this comment kind of, I'm not saying that I agree with what I'm about to read.

I think it's interesting, and I want y'all's take on it, right? So the top comment was from this, I'm crediting the Reddit user doppel-dainer, whatever that means, dame-dain-dain-doppel-dainer. He says, I think it's like a doppelganger, but for your dick. Yeah, okay. That's Dickle Gangor. Robbie made that up a couple years ago. I've got two in the porn world. Here's the comment.

It's a little long, but it ain't too long. So he says, so I have a preferred candidate over Joe Biden, but y'all are crazy in myopic. People don't just drop out when they are in the clear and obvious lead. And if you're clueless as to why someone's in the clear and obvious lead, despite you feeling absolutely convinced there is no appeal to them, you need to take a step back and think about who Biden is appealing.

to. Biden is outperforming other candidates with older Democrats. Older Dems vote way more than younger ones do. Biden is outperforming all other candidates by far among black Democrats. You can pretend it's all about being the VP for Obama, or you could take a moment and realize the underlying forces at play that are keeping Biden ahead. This is the same type of reductionist mistakes Sanders supporters made during the primaries in 2016. Biden and Clinton weren't. winning because of some sort of un-earned black cred, they are doing the groundwork necessary to win in communities that they and their staff actually understand. If our Sanders or Warren, I'd be dumping money into field offices in South Carolina in all the adjacent southern states.

Bernie Sanders underappreciated the South to his detriment and was buried by Super Tuesday. Winning New Hampshire by 30 is completely useless when you lose South Carolina, Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Texas, and Tennessee by 25. You can feel annoyed by me saying this all you want. Downvote this all you want. But there's some clear campaign shortcomings when the 70-something white man is farther ahead compared to other demographics among blacks, Latinos, women, and everyone over 45. You want a massively oversimplified rubric for how to fix this? One, spend more money in the South, a lot more. Two, hire local campaigns. painters, meet with local communities, explain your plans, do the legwork.

Three, show some actual appeal and fan service to older Democrats. Four, realize that even in the era of Twitter, votes are won while canvassing. Technology helps a lot, but ground game is game. Five, you actually have to play the press game and you have to be good at it. Folks, Biden was in Alabama just this week. Who else is going to be in Alabama? And that's the end of it. I mean

Off top That's just hard for me to argue There's some stats in there That I feel like It's like well where'd you get that from But yeah man I don't think Joe Biden should drop out I wish he would

Right for my own personal reasons But I don't expect him to And he shouldn't think that he should drop out Who would? Again that's my personal opinion I don't even mean Mathematically he shouldn't drop out Of course and that's not even really what I mean

The whole thing about spending money The whole thing about spending money in the South, we've all been saying it for years. I'm not going to speak on the black vote, especially because, because I think her name is Brianna. I can't remember her last name. Bernie Sanders Press Secretary is a young black writer and political activist. And she has claimed, and she would be biased, but there may be some truth to this. She has claimed that all those studies, just like so many other studies, only taught. to 60-year-old black voters.

Now, the point that freaked me out and gave me almost like scare chills in that was that old people do be voting more. Most of them are conservative, though. Right. But we do need the... But here's my question.

If you're an old Democrat and Elizabeth Warren wins, are you not going to vote? Right. I mean, I certainly hope that that's not the case. So they should be... If they want to win the primary, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders,

they need to do a lot of the things that guy's. I completely agree with that. That's the main thing that I was even bringing it up is that part of it. The part where he's like, Sanders and Warren are just ignoring the South basically, and that's the reason that they're getting trounced by Joe Biden right now. Do you blame them, whether they're right to or not? I mean, if it's going to cost them the fucking primary, then, yeah, I do blame them.

Will it gain them the primary to do that, a Jew and a woman? I'm just throwing that up. Well, I mean, I just remember hearing all that Bernie doing very well in, like, Kansas, in places like that. Right. Well, so I'm saying, like, you know, I mean, dude, I think that, yeah, I think that there's plenty of people in the South, the same people that, and it, come to our shows. Right.

That Bernie Sanders absolutely could appeal to. Really, you know, connect with. If he was around. Right. Yeah, ma'am. I guess I feel about that the same way that I felt and have said publicly and I got shit on for it, and that's fine and fair, is the same way I felt when, like, whenever I saw people, it still happens right now, but we do have some good candidates out there. there for a while every single Democrat on Twitter, every single Democrat wherever, all they were doing was fucking shitting on Trump and just breaking down everything he did.

And I'm like, yeah, dude, he is shitty. But like, what's up? Hi. Hi. Hello. Sorry, I'm in there. No problem. It's okay.

You want to say hello? You're on TV. Kimber? Yeah. Hey, Kimber. Hey, Corey. And Drew. Drew?

Yep, you got it. Cool. And Kimber, right? Kimmy. Cool. Do you guys want anything else right now? Yeah, man, I guess while you're here, I'll do. do a double

vodka cranberry with a splash of pineapple if that's okay titos tos tos

could I just get a tis in tonic please with a lime drew drop can I get a tos and soda

with a lime keeping it clear keeping it class I mean talking politics is a good time

to go to with you know liquor I fell a double teados cranberry splash of pineapple

yeah got it I'm a fancy boy. They've always called him Low Maintenance Forrester. Yeah. No, it's low main Forrester. Yeah, we're doing a podcast.

Yeah, we're podcasting. Right now. You're on it. Yeah, you're fine. You're going to say hi? You're going to say hello? You're on TV. I can say hello.

Yeah, come on. Kimber, everybody. Let's hear it. Okay, thank you, Camber. Okay, thank you. So I feel the same way about this. I cannot believe I just held a thought together. I feel the same way about this as I do when I saw people, Democrats just shitting on Donald Trump,

which you should shit on Donald Trump. But I've always been a person who's like, don't present a problem to me unless you at least have a solution. A solution. And so like I kept going. I was like, yeah, guys, Donald Trump did this thing. Yeah, guys, Donald Trump's racist. We fucking solved this a very long time ago. Like, we don't have to keep harper on it.

What we need to do is take this same energy and find a goddamn candidate. Because if you don't fucking like the guy, beat him. So I feel the same way in this. situation like should Joe Biden drop out just because we won't Bernie or warrant no they should beat him right that's how I feel about it and honestly I'll go with an analogy of like uh fucking uh W W WV and AEW like WW ain't going anywhere but AEW is going to give them a good competition and thus the product is going to get better everybody should bust their fucking ass canvas in the south and then if it ends up being

Joe Biden he should be held to the fire so much by these people that he has to come around on some of his fucking old horse shit so like Just beat him. Let me ask you guys this, sincerely. And I'll go ahead and say, I have once in my whole life. Do you all vote in primaries? Yeah. Have you?

I did that last time. I've only once. Yeah. I've, uh, that was only once. It was that one. I've, uh, living in Tennessee, I voted in every primary because I, because I always felt like that I voted in every regular election too, but I always felt like in

particular, those were the ones were like, more important. My vote, like, definitely matters in this one. I agree with you, but the reason I bring that up is, and this is what has scared me about Biden and this. You know, you'd be insane to try and convince him that this is why he should drop out or whatever. I think he has a really good shot at him in this primary because among people who vote regularly in primaries and have that big D.D. And go to luncheons and all that. He's the one because he's from that Obama-Hillary cut or whatever. and I feel like, and not people who aren't liberal,

I don't know if I believe in the myth of the swing voter. Like, there's a few, but there's very few states that they'll actually swing anything. Right. But I do think that there's people out there who would get excited about either Warren or Bernie who aren't going to get excited about him. That makes me nervous. So I wish they'd do better they'd be in Bernie and Warren. No, I agree.

I mean, that's the thing I feel is that everybody should attempt to beat him instead of just playing the fucking bitch around game where it's like he should drop out because he's not what we want and I'm like well look scoreboard baby is what a lot of people seem to want right now I also don't trust the polls engine I don't either I didn't trust them last fucking time it's just that whole thing that yeah that we have been harping on forever with Democrat with big Democrat is that like they tend to just completely write the South off entirely and it's like on the one hand I you just missed your button to the camera yeah I thought I did but it was just the phone the you Yeah. That'll pick up on that audio. But that's, but I mean, no, no, no. There's no audio. I just was showing my butt to the camera, but the wrong camera. I didn't mean to derail us.

No, you're fine. Just tend to just write the south off. Yes. I understand why, but I also think that it's a fucking mistake. And this is an example as to why, you know, I think that. I also think if they do win, it'll come back to Biden in the, if they win in the general. Like, there'll be people who are like, ah, they're not for me. Who don't vote for Trump, just don't vote.

No. That's the swing vote to me. People who just don't vote generally, we got to get them. Well, that's the thing is that I feel like, you know, and we all, well, I mean, I know I said it at least, and we all, I think agreed that it was a shitty thing. When Hillary said the fucking, when she made the deplorable comment, when that happened, I was already, I was already pretty much like, this motherfucker I think he's going to win. But when she said that, I was like, God damn it, it's over. Like, don't you wrong. I understand why you feel that way right now.

But like, Jesus, politics, woman. don't say that shit. And I think that a lot of them have, and now in her defense, the ones who voted for Donald Trump and still support him have proven her fucking right. But like, the way I was going to say, I should have went harder or not at all, though. To me, to me, I feel like I was going to say, I feel like at this point, like today, the people that are still die hard Trump, I feel like you can fucking say that about it. Because, like, he's totally proven it now.

At the time of that election, they were. wrong and blinded by that shit in my opinion but i think there were plenty of that's all that time of that election who you know who that was not i i agree with that i agree i agree with that but what i'm saying is like a lot of a lot of people i think ripped up by douche giving speeches in the night good bonded by the right by the right oh nice or the white could have gone either way oh yeah but he but he's not white he's orange yeah i don't know that joke

folks played out, but he ain't. He looks weird. Sorry. No, you're fine. He looks stained. What I was saying was... It's been a while. I love that song.

Me too, dude. I heard that song six times because it was super popular on my way to visit my brother in rehab for the first time. When that song came out, I think I didn't talk to you all about. When that song came out, I had been dabbling. Yeah, with some stuff. And like, every, like, I cried so much every time I... That and only God knows why. I wasn't doing pills at the time, but like I still was a little shithead.

Any fucking ways. Everybody's doing pills when they listen to only God knows why. Even if you're not, yeah, your own pills in this moment. That's all his pills. Yeah, exactly. He played it in a white suit on a white piano when I saw him in like 2004. Word. I bet it hit.

It did hit. I think, though, that when she said deplorables, she specifically meant anyone who's supporting this motherfucker. But there's a goodly portion of the South who just, took it as you're just fucking talking and because they treat everyone of us the same and i think that that's bled over and like there's a lot of things with robillism there's right there's a lot of things with warren and burney and a lot of the democratic elite that they're just like yeah they've proved who they are so fuck them and it's like all right well you're about to get dusted again so congratulations i think bernie and to some extent warren would do well by going there and talking to

people and putting their record on front street i mean Elizabeth Warren has to me a more questionable record than Bernie because it doesn't go back as far i mean she used to be a republican for god's but she's went after the banks pretty fucking regularly recently dude there's a way to spend that to a fucking working class mom outside of national and then obviously Bernie's been preaching the same shit pro working class for whatever there's a way to spend that to you know a black lady in Atlanta who has to take the bus to work she fucking hates the bank she claims to be a 16th Cherokee she's a lot of things that would excite these motherfuckers. You know what I mean?

Like, fucking lean in. Am I wrong? No, no, that's great. Most right, you've been in a minute.

Y'all reminded me of something else I wanted to bring up to you guys, but it will be moving on. How do y'all feel about moving on? That's fine. Move on. So, Stained.

You brought up Stained. Yeah, that dude does country music. So, all right, I was thinking about something the other day, and I put it to y'all that all things stained considered, all things Kid Rock considered, all things M&M considered,

I put it to you that the single most white trash song to have ever made it on the... It's not one of those, though? No, being a major hit... If you don't say what I think you're going to say, then I'm going to win this argument. But I think you're going to... The single most white trash song to have ever been an actual mainstream hit, like in our lifetimes was the song Sitting at a bar by really

Easy, Easy, easy, easy, dude Is it not like a Bartender really did it this time Broke my parola Have a good time When I got home it was 6 a.m. The door was locked

So I kicked it in She was tripping on the bills I think she was high on some pills I think we have to start paying Yeah For copyright reasons, those motherfuckers don't have lawyers. Not that kind. They're public defenders.

He broke my heart in the trailer park so I jack the keys to her fucking car, crash that piece of shit and then stepped away. Buddy, when he's recounting it later in his hillbilly rap at the bar, God damn. Did you know that? It is? They're a duo. Oh, right, right. You rap.

I play guitar. Let's go. Do y'all know about Appalachia, Don? Yes, yes, but remind me. I know that name. He makes music just like that where he raps and plays guitar and sings. And now, there's no hits. You're still right, Trey.

That's the biggest white trash hit. Right. But this dude, it's like almost good redneck rap. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, dude, it got some flow and he plays guitar. But he's got these friends he makes music with, and they are talented. But you know how, like, you had a friend named Stevo who could, like, play guitar real good in his garage.

But he was also, like, maybe a little autistic and, like, too. stream for everybody. And we're sleevels t-shirts all the time. He had a bad attitude. He smoked out of hot balls at like 14. Yeah. Yeah, that guy. Yeah, he is.

Like if DJ had like an alter ego who wasn't eloquent. Yeah, DJ definitely only has one. Yeah, Jesus. Yeah, but they're all eloquent. Yeah. They're the eloquent in the room. So anyway. Eloquent.

That's how I described DJ Lewis. Me too. But I... Red-ass elegance. Like, I don't know about y'all. He's got a slew of a band like that. And it's, you got to watch. Oh, I got to check him out.

Appalachian Don. Appalachian Don. Appalachian Don. So, uh, I was just thinking like, I don't know about y'all, but like, dude, when that song first came out, like, I didn't, none of that, like, occurred to me at all. No. It was just, like, it all just seemed super normal. Right. Right.

Right. And I didn't even think about the fact that, like, it was the jam. This is some fucking super white trash shit. Yeah. I was like on TRL every day. You know what I mean? Like, that's wild. Then they did a remix with Hank, didn't they?

My senior year of college, and I mean, it had been around a little while. But, so I lived in Beeson, this is the apartment. You couldn't live there unless you were a junior or senior. You had to be torn. It was, you know, it was the thing or whatever. In our apartment, we'd have these huge parties. And then every morning, on Saturday, every Saturday morning, me and my buddy Nathan, who had both quit football because fuck the coach would wake up and clean up

because our other roommates had to hung over, go over to the field, and sit on the bench or whatever, you know. So we would play, and this was our tradition, the song that followed the song, and we would do, Damn, it feels good to be a gangster. Hell yeah. While we clean, and then it would be followed by rehab every morning, blasting out the speakers,

and then he would just play bagpipes the rest of the day because we were the Scots. I have a... I have a prop... Damn it feels good to be a gangster hits so hard that I actually have trouble listening to it, and let me explain myself, because I relate that movie,

that song so much to fucking office space, that whenever I hear, damn it feels good to be a gangster, it is almost impossible to get me to do a goddamn thing the rest of the day. That makes sense because those two songs, that's why I got so excited when you said it, I associate with Hair of the Dog on Saturday morning with the, no offense, the most fun drunk I've ever had in my life, Nathan Forrester.

Man, God damn, dude, maybe it's in the wood, yeah. What was his middle name? Stonewall. On his credit card, it's like Nathan B. Forrester, and he's like, don't ask. We ain't got to get into that. I'll go to a different bank. On my bachelor party, this dude bumped my friend Andy and then, like, threatened him because he was like staring at his girlfriend or whatever. Nathan, it was very big.

He played offensive line. He walked out of the bar in his cowboy hat, spitting, dip onto the street. And said, I will woolly mammoth skull fuck your eyeballs out. He sounds like a fun drunk And all of my law school friends We're both super happy But also like Jesus fucking Christ

This is actually what y'all are like Yeah Yeah I'm about saying Yeah that's the effect That's the effect that white trash has on people A lot of times That's the same bachelor party

That's fun but God damn That's the same bachelor party That we were in the woods Hiking or whatever And there was a snake And Teats caught it And threw it at one of the Yankees God damn dude

Teets ain't never done nothing didn't hit for me. But he, trust me, all he knows how to do is hit. I'm very aware. He's a fucking lunatic. If ever tell you about he showed up to my house in a drag outfit on Halloween and I was on mushrooms in New York? He didn't tell me he was coming. For the record, Teets don't need it to be Halloween to show up in drag.

You know, shows at Zanis in drag just because. But the other reason I said is I was on mushrooms and Teets walked in and I couldn't. I was like, hey, he was like, what's up? You know, like surprise. And I was like, Andy is that Teets? Like right in front of him, you know, just too fucked up to deal. Anyway, that's my

my dad last year at Zanies, I looked out and like we had our comps list or whatever and I look out and there's the long table of like our guests and Teets is seated directly by my mother and my father and I noticed that they were talking and I was like, shit, I wasn't there to make the introduction so like, I don't

know how the fuck this is about to go and I decided to do something that in hindsight was a dick move but I thought was funny. I just walked out and they were like, hey Corey, we're meeting your friend Kevin. I was like, oh, great. And I just walked up and kissed Kevin on the mouth and then just walked off and just saw my dad like, whoa, what the fuck? Like, I don't know. I didn't know. Y'all knew each other like this. And then fucked off for the rest of the show. And they said that, you won't believe it. He was just, you know, the funniest and most charming motherfucker.

Dude. Something else, man. Me and you, we, me and you were drunkenly trolling your dad recently. Oh, my God. By fantasizing about how much it would hit to watch Eddie George have sex with The Rock. Yeah. dude we were hammered your dad was driving us back to the condo

we were just like oh dude those great gods just chiseled oiled up rubbing all over it's you just fucking balls in the ass just dad was dad was like trying so hard to be like

I'm the cool guy I'm the cool guy I'm okay with everything and then not just drive complete and you know what's hilarious I've thought about this for the record I mean that by the way I do too

Totally mean that. And I'm not going to give too many of the details, but like before that, my dad had found out that some of his high school, or his, like, I'm not, again, not going to say any of the names, but some of his childhood heroes that he thought were like the manliest tough fucking, like, you know, coxmen of all time were secretly just sucking dick the whole time. So we were just piling the fuck on. And no shit. Like three days later, my dad had a heart attack. that hadn't even occurred to me because like dude like four months before that he got a pretty good checkup

it came out of fucking nowhere that's hilarious but I also kind of wish you hadn't even said that because I hadn't even thought about that we gave your dad a heart attack he held in the whole time us talking about Eddie George butt fucking the rock

he held it in because he's such a nice guy and he went home and fucking about had his heart explode because just so much pent Don't say it. It's 2019, Dale. It's 2019, Dale. Fucking shit,

God damn it. God damn it. That's fucking hilarious. Thank God he's okay. Yeah, for sure. You hadn't thought about that? No. Well, of course not.

It's ridiculous. The doctor comes in, Dale, have you had any extra stress? Have you been hanging out with quires? Have you thought about it? I heard that Eddie George wanted to fuck the Rock's ass. I've seen this before. you've been talking about the rock fucking Eddie George.

We do have a prescription for that. You've got the worst case. I wish my son was different. I've ever seen him. It's almost as bad as this old boy whose son actually fucked Eddie George in the ass. The test results are in. I hate to say this, but we've diagnosed you with goddamn boy. You've got the worst case of goddamn boy I've ever seen.

You need to spit 37 times off the porch, shake your head, and drink a beer. Well, boys, we do have a show to do. Yeah. Yeah, we're about there. Okay, yeah. So, yeah, you're going to throw an intro on top of this? Of course I am. All right, well, here, yeah, okay.

Let's fucking do it. This is very quick. We're in San Diego. I hadn't talked about this in years, but I wanted to ask you all about this. We were at the morning radio, and one of the DJs on the radio show was like, we're talking about our accents, and she goes, so do we sound weird to you guys? like, do we have an accent? And they didn't, but I feel like they're like, they're radio people. Yeah. Most radio people don't. But like, they're, and I told them a true story. Like,

there definitely is a Southern California accent. I feel like you don't hear it a lot because it's such a transplant area. Most people aren't from here. But there is an accent, though, because I remember, and this is true, I hadn't really been out of Salina. I was like 18 years old. And I had a buddy that was a couple years older than me who had graduated and joined the Army. And then he'd come back one summer from the army and brought his army buddy with him. They were stationed together and his army buddy was from San Diego and

first time I'd ever met one of them, you know, a white dude from San Diego. And I remember he sounded so wild to me and like he literally and I don't even, I'm not even sure if like this is really how he sounded but to me this is how he sounded. It's like fucking Coogan

man, fuck yeah. Go out on the fucking late man. Have a good time dude. fucking, yeah, try not to piss hot next month, you know, fucking, like that was off. Piss hot, is that like when you smoke weed and you? Piss, they had to take piss test and they were really worried they were going to piss hot because we were smoking and stuff. It was like, yeah, we had a kid come.

But, like, if y'all ever encountered that thing? It was San Diego. It was Wisconsin. But again, we'd never heard any other accent. Wisconsin's definitely got one. For sure. And this dude comes and he moves down. I don't know.

I don't think it might have been an army thing or whatever, but he's going to play football. So he comes to practice and we meet him. We're like, hey, buddy, what's your name? He's like, my name's Joel. Yeah, he went from Wisconsin. I mean, it's Joel. Wisconsin. And so we were like, Joel?

And he goes, yeah, Joel. Yeah. And we were like, Joel. And he goes, no, no, no, Joel. And we're like, Joel. We're like, Joel. We're like, Joel. And we just called him Joel, even though he's got, we didn't know his name was Joe

until we got the actual football roster. We're like, oh, Joe, like a person talks. But anyways, that's my only accent story. Maribel College. you know the football team they mostly recruited out of the south obviously because we're like d3 and have no budget we had this kid on the team he came in i think my sophomore maybe my junior year called him pretty ricky he was from vermont and in retrospect what pretty rickie is is vermont white trash from the 2000s rickie was your body but rickie was vermont white trash love the grateful dad wanted to just smoke weed and hang out My mom's not doing too good, dude, and I haven't seen my dad, my whole fucking life, bro. But to us, he was fancy as shit.

Right, even though he was redder and shit. He spoke proper and went to a jam band, which for me at the time, like, college is when I first discovered those. I mean, I was in the rock and roll, but jam bands, I mean, that was for fucking frat boys. Yeah. So I remember we all thought Ricky was fancy, and then we saw his car and we're like, oh, Ricky's poor. He just says his G's and ours at the end of words. It does a lot. They call those wood chucks, right?

But I don't think he was a redneck. I just think he was white trash. What I mean about that is, he lived in the city. Like, he was a poor kid. Right. But because he enunciated, we were like, God damn, Ricky, why don't you get a new car, man? He's like, oh, bro, I stole this one, you know? And you're like, what?

No, you didn't from your dad? He's like, I don't have one of those. Dude, that's such a complete opposite of Kid Rock. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, he's real and awesome, but not as talented. Ricky is the total opposite of Kid Rock. No talent, but a good dude.

Right, there you go. You said he wasn't a redneck, but he's white trash. There's like that overlap. Because like not, it's not a... M&M white trash. It's not a, not all white trash people are rednecks, but all rednecks are white trash thing. Because there are rich rednecks. It's a different thing.

According to DJ, shop at Walmart. Got big trucks. They got a boat. God damn. There's a lot of overlap, though. We're good, Kimber. Thank you so much. Like, I'm very much both.

Yeah, man. I'm very much both. That Venn diagram. You can be one or the other. Yes, that Venn diagram is an apple pie. Right. Yeah. A McDonald's apple pie.

Exactly. Real quick, I just want to put this out there. I tweeted this, but I can't get over it. And we asked him on the radio, and the dude was like, yeah. It's not weird. And then he was like, I guess it is weird. Never thought about this in my life. The San Diego Padres is the baseball team.

That just is the, like, if you come here from Spain or Mexico, you're like, oh, the San Diego fathers. I'm not an idiot. I know San Diego was a mission that's St. Diego. So it means that's just as bad. The priests. The San Diego Daddies. The San Diego Daddy. No, no, it's not Daddy.

It's priests. Either way, it's weird and sexual. We were talking about that in the green room yesterday before you got over here, whereas, like, that's how we just treat the Spanish language. That, like, any word that just sounds good, we don't give a fuck what it means. And, like, I feel like the Hispanic have really just, like, realized that we do that because, like, where I'm from, there's, like, 19 Amigos restaurant. And, like, it'd be weird to just see a restaurant called Friends. You know what I'm saying? You got friendlies and that's the only one.

Yeah. Or like fucking, what's the one you were mentioning? The cat. Los Gatos. Los Gatos. I feel like most Mexican restaurants are kind of that way. They are because they know they don't have to. One of the most popular ones in Coupville was El Tequila, which is just the tequila.

We had the cactus. Yeah, right. There's never like, you know, Menendezes or whatever. Like, you know, like, you know. The name. Right. Yeah. And the only one I've ever seen.

That's a testament to how beautiful their language is. I thought it was hilarious when I was 16. There was a restaurant somewhere in Tennessee, I think, called C.O. Joneses. but it was a Mexican restaurant Cajonis Nice Hey But like you know

But if you work it every three years You're like yeah it means fucking boss Whatever And I feel like Chinese restaurants They take They use China moon They use the English words Yeah

But they just There's like a list of like 20 English words that invoke China In people's mind And they literally pick Two off that list of 20 Dragon Garden China Moon

Fucking Star Or often just China buffet You know what the fuck this is. Well, that's true, but sometimes it's like the Dragon Star China buffet. It's Dragon Star, Panda, China, moon, garden, garden, hidden. They use word, hidden a lot. I feel like it's a mystery.

They do that with some of the spas. And Thai restaurants do that a lot too. Well, anyway, we have a show to do. Sure. All right, well, love you by, and skew. Scoo! Scoo! Yeah, man. Fucking do a show, man. Thank you all for listening to the well-read show. We'd Love to stick around longer, but we got to go.

Tune in next week if you got nothing to do. Thank you, God bless you. Good night and skew.