wellRED podcast - #138 - Live Music, Police Brutality, and Papaw Batman Revisited

Episode Date: October 9, 2019

This week the boys talk about some wild ass performances they've seen at music festivals, the controversy surrounding the new Joker Movie, the Dallas cop who was just sentenced after shooting an innocent man, and Trae and Drew grill Corey once again for wanting to be a Papaw Batman!  wellredcomedy.com for tickets to shows youtube.com/wellredcomedy to WATCH the podcast MDRNCBD.com promo code RED for 30% off and free shipping 

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And then that gets us into talking about music festivals and the new Joker movie. and unfortunately the lady cop there in Dallas who shot an unarmed man and is now going away for 10 years. So we just cover a wide spectrum of things. So anyways, here we go. Here's the podcast. Ski! They're the liberal red sex. They care way too much, but don't give a fun.

They're the liberal rednecks that makes some people upset. They got three big old dicks that you can suck. Special. We're having special. Rest in peace. I wish he was still here. Rest in peace. I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that...

Patrice O'Neill, if anyone don't know. That that, that, that, like, guitar chunk thing was like an accident or not intended at first, like when they were first recorded. It was just like, you know, a habit. accident that they stumbled upon. They fucking na-na-na-knit. And they're like, oh, that hits. This is very much putting y'all on the spot. But there's a few examples I've heard in my life of that,

but my brain don't hit because I have too many concussions, which I want to get to that in a minute. But what's other example of it? Slash from Guns and Rose's sweet child of mine. Okay. Down-down-down-down-down. That was a finger exercise that he used to do. And when he was on heroin super bad,

The reason he would do that specific one is he thought that it sounded like a carnival on drugs, but that was just something that he would do to get his fingers warmed up. And then one day, like, fucking, oh my God, what's the lead singer, Guns and Roses? I'm losing my guy. Axel Rose. Axel Rose, like, heard him doing that. And they were just like, you know, oh, fuck. And then they went and did that.

Satellites by Dave Matthews band, I was told in college. Doom-Dum-Dum-Dum. Was a warm-up for their, for maybe Dave. He's their main guitar player, right? Yeah. It's his warm-up, and then they turned it into a song. And that was one of those where Dave Matthews hits for me. Unironically, like what I like it.

It's real hard. But, you know, it's kind of known that their fans are annoying. Unlike the slash story, I felt it was the opposite of cool. Because, you know, my friend Jeffrey Gocher, who played soccer at Bearden, and his dad was a dentist who lived in a mansion told me the story, you know. I don't know. Which Gocher hit, but it was just like, do you know that was their warm up, bro? The first time my dad saw, you know, my dad's a big guitar guy, big, big, uh, instrument, dude.

First time, I remember I was watching Dave Matthews with him. They had like that Central Park concert or whatever. Yeah. And it was on TV or whatever. Dad was sitting there and I was like, and he was just like, fucking. And I was like, we're all world class musicians. And dad was just like, do you know that like what Dave Matthews is doing right now? Like, that's not even a chord.

Like what he's doing is like not even, like, that's not even, I know all the fucking chords. I know them all. He's like, that's not even. even one of them. He's just kind of doing shit right now. And I was like, it was the first like, oh, right on. Yeah, that hit too. Yeah, this guy, yeah, exactly. This is some good fucking music. Dig it.

Stags. Do you, stags. Get with it. Get with it. You guys, is it Tutsi where the famous, hey, I'm walking here. Yeah, that was improv. That was one of those things, yeah. Yeah.

There's somebody in a car almost hit. Why can I think of his name? Dustin Hoffman. Dustin Hoffman. I need to dab. Yeah. And now that just is Jersey or whatever. There's one that's a little bit, like kind of sort of fucked up, kind of.

But also that's a, not just look this up, you said, that's a midnight cowboy. It doesn't often does that. But me and Corey talking the other day, it's not really the same thing exactly, but there's a parks and rec scene where Leslie Knope is supposed to be arriving at Andy's, how Chris Pratt's house or whatever, and he, like, answers the door naked. You really did it, right? Well, not at first.

At first, he did it to why you're supposed to do it, where he's not actually naked, and they, like, did a few takes, and they couldn't really get what they wanted. And then he, without telling anybody else, was just like, well, I know how to get this shot, right? And he just pulled his whole dick and balls out, and on the next take, answered the door,

and Amy Polar opens it, and, like, it's like, what the fuck? And you can tell. she looks that way. Genuinely shocked. Genuinely shocked. And they ended up using that shot, but also she and then NBC and everybody else all told him like, hey, we love you. We get what you were doing, but you can't be doing that type of shit.

Any other job, you can't just pull your dick out. That's not cool that you did that. He was like, okay, I'm sorry. And then, funny follow up to that, he, that happened. And because of that, they had to have a, like, sexual harassment training of, for the cast and crew of Parks and Rec, NBC, mandated they have a sexual harassment training. And they scheduled it for like two weeks in advance. And then like the day before, they all got an email from NBC that was like,

reminder, there's a mandatory sexual harassment training tomorrow for all the cast and crew of Parks and Rec. It will be in conference room 10B at 2 p.m. There will be bagels and donuts provided, right? and Harris Whittles, rest in peace, was right on there, replied all to everybody and said, will the bagels be shaped like pussyholes? Which is so fucking funny.

I maintain that's one of the best replies of all time. You can get mad about it if you want, but that's fucking hilarious. Harris Wittles was a big Dave Matthews band fan and huge lover of the band. Was it Fish? Yeah, Fish got into a lot of parks. He was always wearing a fish shirt in Parks and Rec when he played that character.

I may have told this on the podcast before, but if I did, it was a long time ago. The first year I ever went to Bonarue, it was like the third day. And they've done this a few times, but it was one of the years that Fish did two headliner sets. They like headlined Friday and Saturday, or Sunday night, Friday and Sunday night. And it was the first year I've been to Bonarroo, and it's like Saturday, right? And I didn't see fish the night before, but I was in this mode of like, I'm in my early 20s. I'm on drugs. I'm at Bonner.

Wait, you saw fish? No, I didn't. No, hold on just a second. Mr. Butt wants to. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mr. Butt loves fish. Smells like fish, too. Hold that thought, Mr. Butt.

We're going to circle back to that. Stinky people at Bonaroo to a fish concert. But anyway, I didn't see it, but it's my third day at my first Bonneroo, and I'm in my early 20s. I'm on drugs, and I'm very much in this state of mind of, like, it's all love and everything's amazing. And I haven't seen anything here, but just people loving each other and having a good time,

man and then man and then we went to uh we went to see dude i actually think we went to see the drive-by truckers in the middle of the day on like a like a 3 p.m on that Saturday or something and when we were on our way over there me and my buddies we saw that we like settled down in our spot before the show was about to start and then this fight breaks out first fight i've seen at bonneroo and again in my head it's all hippie-dippy love shit right and oh what's going on this is a cool whatever and like security gets called over there and they start dragging this dude off the guy that started the fight and they drag him right beside us he's like as they're dragging him off he's screaming at the other guys whatever else and as he gets right beside us he's like yeah yeah

you know what else fish fucking suck fuck fish and he's dragging him out and he fucking killed i don't went out with that dude and uh the other thing going back to mr butt's point at the time my buddy jared who got us the tickets and stuff was uh he had his boy was the manager was the boss of the like grounds crew at bonnrew the guys on the golf carts with the icebags and stuff those guys he was their boss right and so like he's in the back hand he's like a handler he's like the handler of the handlers right he's the fishmonger and we were talking to him that same weekend and it was like yeah he's like man it always kind of honestly it always kind of sucks and over fishes here.

I were like, what do you mean? He was like, well, dude, like last night, since the Saturday and fish had their set, their Friday night set or whatever. And he's like, well, you know, like last night, like, I guess some dude in the pit just like took his fucking pants off and took his shit in the middle of the pit. Because he didn't want to miss, you know, the jam. They were jamming. He didn't want to go to the bathroom. So he just shit in the middle of the thing.

So, you know, that's always kind of a bummer when that kind of thing happens. Jesus. Fucking Bonarow, man. Freaks, that's what they call them. So, you know, I didn't take a shit the whole time we were at Bonarow. A lot of people do that thing. It's too hot. Pretty sure the first year I went.

It also just don't hit. Too many drugs. Port-Potties don't hit. Like, it's... Well, it was... It was a combination of, like... I'm certain that if there was like, if I truly had to take the worst shit ever, I would have had to go take a shit.

But like, yeah, I was pretty constipated from, you know, not eating much and taking a lot of drugs. And then, like, yeah, if it was like a... I think I could take a shit. I'm not just going to go sit in a porta potty and try to shit. Yeah. Because that's awful. Like, it would have had to have been an emergency, and I didn't get an emergency. The first time I went to Bonarue full circle was, um, what's that band we just listened to?

Damn it. Cereep, or, uh, Radiohead. Radiohead was there. And I didn't fuck with him. And tell me if this, they're sad. Like, that's like sad music for sad white people. Oh, yeah. But that's like, angsty sadness.

Mm-hmm. it's not like shit happened to you sadness. Is that? Yeah, it feels like a teen. Radiohead feels to me like a teenager trying to figure out why he's upset. He doesn't have a reason. He's just kind of like. And back then, I didn't fuck with that music.

And I realized that who I am now, that might not check out. But I feel like it checks out because I didn't have a reason to be sad back then. I was hitting. I was at Bonaroo, you know. I had a hot chick. I was just out of college. You know, my brother hadn't murdered a dude yet. Things were going pretty good.

But I went and saw them live, and I was kind of sincerely. They were great, right? I was blown away. Yeah. No, I had the same. Matter of fact, now I think about it, it might not be my brother doing that. Radiohead might be why I'm so sad. They hit too hard.

I had the same experience, but years later, they, one of the later Bonneros that I went to, because you said the first one you went to, which that's like 2007 or something, right? That sounds right, yeah. Right. So I saw them the next time they came through in like 2012 or something like that, And I felt the same way about them, but I saw it. And I was like, God damn, these motherfuckers are great. So it's really just a good live show.

Oh, they're awesome, man. I mean, you know, they've hung around for a long time. I get that they've got to be a reason for that. Well, everyone says they're a great live band. And they are. They're phenomenal. But, uh, shit. I had another fucking Bonneroo story about.

Oh, oh, that guy. My buddy, Jared, his buddy that was the man. Jared Bain? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. His buddy was the manager of the handlers that I was. talking about right he was like so he's in the back having to do all this you know celebrities and stuff have requests and shit he's got to like take care of it or whatever and he said and he

manages this group of these like college kids who are just runners and stuff he said he was dealing with Christopher mints plas yeah yeah for Mcloven he was like talking to him like trying to work shit out with him or whatever but he also had a call out to one of his guys to come and do some errand for him or something And so his guy comes up to him as Mitz-Plaas is walking away from him. He's walking away. And his guy comes up and he's like, hey, man, what's going on? Holy shit.

Is that McLevin? And he said he was like, hell yeah, motherfucker. Like on his way off. Is this like pretty early into his Super Bad Fame? I mean, this is probably 2010. The only reason I ask is because it would hit for me. Which is almost a fucking decade ago. Right.

It would hit for me if he still was like. which, you know, that movie came out in 2006, I think. Right. It would hit for me if, like, that was still his attitude about being called McLeod. This was 2009, 2010. So it was, you know, three, four years, something like that. Yeah. And he still had that attitude about it.

On a super bad note, I mean to tell you all, I don't know if this is going to, like, I don't know if this is going to be as funny as it was to me, because, like, I had a dream the other night and woke up laughing at myself. Because, you know how in, like, dreams, like, even though it's you in the dream, it's almost like you're not in control of what you do sometimes, right? Yeah, or you don't look like, have you ever just not look like yourself? Yeah, of course. And other people, like, I can have a dream where it's like, I can have a dream where it's like,

Corey was there, but it wasn't Corey. It was a black guy, but it was Corey. Yeah, right? Like that type of thing. So, like, I had a dream the other night. I don't remember anything else about it other than like, I get into my Jeep and Katie's in the driver's seat. And so like, here's the roof of the Jeep, right?

And on, I can't, there's a guy, there's a guy standing on the driver's side who I can't see his head, right? Yeah. Mr. But. I can't see his head. I can only see his body, but he's like flirting with Katie a little bit. But I hear his voice and I realize that it's Jonah Hill in the dream. And so I go, as myself in the dream, I was like, is that Jonah Hill?

And he like, and he like, yeah, man, hey, I'm, and I go, get the fuck away from my Jeep. Like, just like, like, like, genuinely and automatically. Yeah. And then I wotting on your warm. And then I woke up laughing at myself because, I mean, Jonah Hill hits for me, you know. But like, in my dream, I was like, is that Jonah Hill? It's like, yeah, buddy, what's going to get the fuck away from my chin. That's time I woke up laughing.

I was laughing because I said, this is Corey. Ask him. He'll fart. Just ask him to him. And I woke up laughing. Yeah, I had a dream the other day that I, uh, I'm a very normal dream. Just one of those fucking, like, how was this a dream? Like, me and my friends were just having dinner.

and nothing weird was happening, but I went to get up and go to the bathroom, and when I was washing my hands, I looked in the mirror, and I was Selma Blair. What? I just was her, but I started talking, and it was me, and I was like, okay. 1990s alternative cute girl, Selma Blair?

Selma Blair, yeah, legally blonde, Selma Blair. I think she's got some bad stuff. She does. She's got multiple sclerosis right now. Yeah, and I follow her on Instagram, so she's constantly in my head. Perfect example of how weird Hollywood is. She's a 10 everywhere.

she's so, dude, she's fucking fine. But I was like, she's the weirdo because she laughs in a strange way. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, and I went back to the table and I was just, I was Selma Blair, but nobody was treating me like somewhere they were treating me like Corey. And I was like, hey, is everything okay? And everybody was like, yeah, what's your problem, Corey? Went back to the bathroom.

I was Selma Blair, then I woke up. So like, I don't know what that, like, I guess I need a Native American to solve that one. Yeah, a Cherokee psychic. That's a billboard we passed earlier. Yeah. I do want to get into that. Three quick stories. Two of them are very quick, so not really even stories.

Walked by Janine Garifalo at Bonarue, not as cool as McLevin. Well, I wasn't there for McLevin. Came real close. I disagree. That's cooler to me. Came real close to her and said, while on drugs, because she did, you smell like garlic. I love you. And Andy thought it was the funniest fucking thing.

She'd ever heard. Janine did not. Did she actually smell like garlic? Yeah, dude. Smell garlic. Yeah. She smelled like garlic, bro. And then the year Gwar was there, Margaret Cho wrote a golf cart with Gwar into the fountain.

and that was the raddest thing I've ever seen there. But here's my, this is a little bit longer story. This isn't as bad as shitting. But now that you've told that story, I'm thinking about how shitty this might be. And it's about Andy, and y'all know, her heart's pure, but, you know, your intentions don't matter in the real world.

Andy, period blood all over the pet. No. Lord God. That you, that Kanye made everything so, everybody so much. So if you don't know, and obviously Bineru's got to, own stories and lore.

Every year, one of the big graffities is fuck Kanye. Hashtag fuck Kanye. Because in 2007 or 8, right? 2008, Kanye was a headliner there. And here's what happened. He wasn't quite a headliner. If you can imagine a time where Kanye wasn't quite that saddest. He was going to be on the witch stage.

I honestly can't. He was going to be on the witch stage, which was the second biggest stage. And he was doing a thing there. That was the album, late registration, that had a space theme. Yeah, yeah. It had the bear with the space stoop. But yeah. So he had a.

a spaceship. God damn, he wasn't a headliner that album? He had an... He was like the very top of the undercar. It's right. Yeah, yeah. And he had an automated spaceship type thing with a screen where it would talk to him that was part of his show. Kanye does live shows. I don't give a fuck what you think about Kanye. His live

shows are rad because they're like productions and plays. Well, I mean, I'll give a fuck what you think about Kanye. Everything he does, except for share some of his stupid opinions is rad. Sure, sure. But like, beyond just his music being good, he puts on these incredible live shows because they're big productions. So this is the first tour he was doing that.

He had this spaceship that he got off of, and he was talking to the aliens, and it was a whole deal. All right. He was going to be on the witch stage, and his thing didn't fit. So being Kanye, he was like, I'm not going on without it. Move me to the main stage. So they moved him to the main stage, he's going to go on after Eddie Vedder. Eddie Vedder, being who he is, gets shit drunk on wine,

drinks a bottle of wine on stage. He was drunk when he got there, and I watched him drink a bottle of wine. Did the show hit? It rocked. Yeah, had to. And this rocked, even though it was. Even though it was like ruining stuff, it was hilarious. Eddie Vedder kept going.

I mean, he did this five times, and it got funnier every time. He would end the song, it would rule. Everyone would clap for a long time, and he would go, Hey, they told me to make an announcement. If you're waiting on Kanye, and then he would just start playing a song again. The first time he did it, it was like, oh, he's drunk. He forgot to make the announcement. The third time in a row that he did that, I was like, oh, Eddie's doing a bit.

Yeah. Eddie was supposed to end at 11. He played to 1.45 a. Fuck, yeah. Now, Kanye's supposed to go on at two. That's what we were told via whatever. Like Kanye moved his show to hear he's going to go on too. Eddie overplays.

Long story short, because Kanye's spaceship and all that, they didn't get Kanye set up until 445. Connie don't come on until 5. We're fucked up. Of course. We've been out in the main stage. We've been up all night and day doing drugs and all that. We're all sitting cross-legged, meaning me and all my friends, including Andy.

People are standing up. we're waiting on the show to start and Andy I just look at her and she's the color of your shirt she's green I was just sick as fuck and I'm like shit are you okay and she goes I'm gonna be sick and I was like let's go like let's go to the port potty and she just looks at me and then just turns and pukes right like between her own legs we're sitting down like under the ground what we did I mean to be fair I guess to the difference in the story yeah that ain't the same thing she didn't plan to do yeah that's not the same thing but what we did did do.

And it was five in the morning. We ripped up two maps and programs. Yeah. And just covered it up, hoping that that would soak it in. You know what I mean? And then I got to say, and yeah, I love the fuck Kanye graffiti. And the next day, we were at Robert Randolph in the family band, and he started a fuck Kanye chant, and that started all that.

And that ruled, and I was happy to be there. Kanye's show rocked. I'm sure. And the sun came up, and he played Good Morning. I ain't ever been that hype at a concert in my whole life. Like the sun started to rise and you know he switched up his set to do it and just that do-hoo. Yeah, well, I mean, you know. Good morning.

We went nuts, man. Yeah, well, I mean, as we said about radio, of course his fucking live show was great. That's how we went from a fucking, the undercard to goddamn who Kanye is. Did y'all hear this? And I haven't, I didn't read the article, but it wasn't some fake news shit. Kanye has come out and said that he is. He won't make no secular music. Yeah, he's no longer making secular music.

Did you say this, Trey? He's only making Jesus music. Yeah, that's what he says. Well, religious music, as I said. So he's leaving the door open. Okay. Dude, he's crazy. This is something that I've been talking to y'all about for a while.

It's like one of the few downsides to fame and richness. You can't... Kanye is insane. And I'm not like trying to be funny. That dude needs help. He's needed help since his mama died. But when you're rich and you do crazy shit, everyone goes, look at that.

That's wild, eh? Yeah. What kind of help does it? he needs. He's got fucking million dollars. It don't even come up. They just go, what a fucking asshole, idiot, whatever the right word is in that moment. When the truth is, the man needs help.

Yeah, in a big way. Yeah. Have you been taking vitamins? Did you take vitamins like just a minute ago? Vitamin B earlier, why? Because when you burped, I smelled vitamins. I've been burping and been smelling like barbecue. Well, they smell like barbecue earlier, but this one.

Barbecue is child's vitamins. That's true. That's where he is. Vitamin B. Yeah. Vitamin B, B, B, Q. Yeah, that smells good. Remember outside Providence?

What line? He gives him that quailude. It's vitamin Q. Relax your throat muscles. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So the Joker just came out. We haven't seen it yet. I do want to see it.

So I want to see it. I want to see it too. We haven't seen it. I'm really, well, the thing is, there's become this whole narrative around it, right? I'd like, you showed the world corn dog. Show them, show them corn dog. This is corn dog.

How's corn dog, y'all? Corn dog, y'all. Corn dogging. For those of you only listening on the audio portion of this podcast, Drew has shaved his face into just that. But that don't matter. It doesn't matter. Anytime Drew puts on a hat, I've never seen a human band. Yeah, but when he's got a goatee with a hat.

Oh, it's unreal. I've never seen anyone. Like, dude, look at you right now. Like, that tie-dye shirt even pops more. Like, you look so much like a goddamn redneck. look like I'm about to be like talk to you about the cover too, but in a violent way. I feel like I look equally as red without my hat on, maybe more so because I got the ring balled shit going on. Ring balled.

Ring ball Georgia. Your glasses are more obviously not red without your hat. I guess, but like. Yeah, that's red. Yeah. Now I really don't hit. What about that? So we're in Texas right now.

We're showing San Antonio last night. Run that cover two. Yeah, you do. We look exactly like that. Boys, we're going to give it. You got to give it 110%. When it's as important as your next breath, that is when you will know that you're committed to this football team

and not a moment sooner. You're not even the coach right now. You're just somebody's dad. Lay the lumber. If you don't get in there and lay the wood to that mother, we're not allowed to cut. Cut his mustard, my God. Listen, shit.

I'm, boys, I'm sorry. Y'all know I just get too fired up. Let us pray. Yeah, that was it. Last night we were in San Antonio and we're in the meet and greet talking to people doing our thing and we're taking a picture and we're smiling all three of us. And the next lady.

Against our will usually. And the next lady in line in San Antonio, we hear her say, Lord, they got bad teeth. And by the way, her teeth, not great. That's what I was going to say. She knew that. I was fully expecting a fucking dentist to walk up and she comes up and her teeth didn't hit, but like, that's what made me realize how much our teeth didn't hit. And I was like,

Lord, they got bad teeth. I was like, man, hers are better. Yeah. Speaking of mouse, I told you all this, I woke up this morning and I was brushing my teeth about to meet y'all in the lobby. If you take a peptobysmal late at night, apparently a semi-common thing is that it will turn your tongue black. You take like the pill of it? Yeah. Yeah. It has to do with the sulfur in your belly? I didn't know that. Yeah. You've never poop black with peptobismal? No. Oh, my God. Yeah. like Vantablack. But my tongue, look at that wine bottle. It freaked me out.

Yeah. Oh, another story. Trey, I'm glad I remembered to tell it. When we got here, we were getting off the plane. We were walking to the San Antonio Airport. Have you ever been on an escalator when it stops working? No. It wasn't just that we were on an escalator when it stopped working.

We were walking, like we were walking. It was going down. and we were walking down. Oh my God, I would have fell. So we were, that's what we said, actually. That I would have failed? Yes, we were like, thank God show, wasn't with us. Oh, fuck you.

I'm more athletic than you when it comes to shit like that. You would have, if you didn't fall, I'm fine. You fall and stumble and bumble around way more than I do. I don't believe that. It's true. I don't know about that. It's true. I don't know about that.

I catch myself. Name the times. Name them. But when we stumble, I catch myself better than you do it. I caught myself. Then I'd have been fine, is what I'm saying. Well, here's why I don't know if you'd have been fine. This was my whole point.

I had no doubt. Because I've got more weight that would throw me forward. No. Yes, no, it's true. I'm saying it. Especially with that panty pack on. No. Yep, that's true too.

Corey, you'd have lost your goddamn mind. Like, you just have been mad? I thought it was an earthquake. Oh, yeah. You don't have any frame of reference for, it takes a full three seconds to go, oh, the escalator stopped working. What it feels like a first is that the earth physically hates you. Yeah, yeah.

You might have fallen or freaked the, I think you'd have just jumped on tray. Now that, I can see. Just like fucking, like, curled up on him. What's fuck? Ah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Now, I can see myself doing that.

I do rely on him way too much. It's going to be dangerous whenever he dies or leaves me. If you have happened, if you've experienced that one way or the other, up or down, tweet at me or us, I want to hear about it. It, it fucking bothered me. Like, my guts were, like, I was nauseous. That's the way I'm looking for. Did anybody fall, like, on the other side?

It was only me. him we were the only ones on it yeah because i mean i could definitely see like especially in fucking like you know Atlanta the airport there was a group of karens at the bottom laughing at us you know what they were off of it because it was ladies at work there and one of them was uh like they had just stopped it they just hit the information desk yeah you know like you go up and they got all the fucking maps and shit and you're like you don't fucking retirees have too much political power there's no way there should be a job yeah yeah for sure because then you and now you ask him you're like hey where's it what you don't have a fucking phone it's like why are you here

anyway it was that and two of her friends who cleaned or whatever hanging out and yeah they were like oh and i was like that was fucking terrifying and they laughed we were talking about if you'd been on there with your backpack and stuff and that happened and then you freaked out and then we were just talking about you were your backpacking airports and that time that you got on that tram at the Atlanta airport and the closing doors shut on your backpack yeah and you like freaked out and fell on a baby and then said oh fuck you to the baby to the baby. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

That's true. I said, I'll fuck you to Trey because he was laughing at you. No, no, no. He said, what do you? I wasn't,

I didn't mean to say, oh, fuck you to the baby. He was saying, fuck you, to the doors of the tram. Yeah. But he was on top of a baby. Yeah.

When he was saying it, he was like, oh, fuck you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. To literally everyone there, any normal person, they would have perceived that

as me screaming, fuck you to a baby everyone did perceive it as that yeah that's no I know they should have it was like a little beautiful like the whole scenario I have had some like pretty glorious moments like jumping in to the tram when the doors

were closing like had some black people applaud for me which is pretty sweet just Indiana Jones it in there yeah but like then of course every single one of those is met with me having my backpack shut and screaming fuck you at a baby that like kind of makes me miss New York in a weird way

and how shitty and cold it is because that was always fun to do. People, like, it would happen all the time and people would like fly down the steps, jump over a baby, dive through the doors, just in time. It would be miraculous. They would land it,

pause, look at everybody like, oh my God, wasn't that great? And literally no one would give them anything. Fuck applause. They literally wouldn't even nod out of everyone would roll their eyes like, you fucking piece of shit. There's another one coming in two minutes, you worthless bastard. Yeah, which don't hit for me because I know I would have been like,

oh shit. Yeah, but it kind of hit for me. Well, yeah, once you've been living in New York a while you don't. So back to the Joker, right? Joker movies coming out directed by Todd Phillips who directed the Hangover movies and also War Dogs which I thought was pretty solid I actually never saw that

some other stuff Yeah it's all right Yeah it's not great but it was good It was good Miles Taylor and Jonah Hill Miles Taylor who John Hill who you hey He don't hit for you

He told him you to fuck away From your Jeep and your wife Miles Taylor is Whiplash Right? Yeah okay Miles Taylor hits for me Supreme and he's good in that movie So

Todd Phillips directed Joker. Do you know who Danny Palumbo is? Where's the bar at faded shows? No, no. And he came out with us when we did Black Friday.

He was a Syracuse fan. I was a real nice kid. He's got a Miles Teller vibe. That's the whole story. My bad. And there's this whole thing going on right now. And again, we haven't seen the movie yet, but this has become a like hot button

controversial movie, which is, by the way, that's always good for the movie in the studio. Oh, for sure. Yeah, I don't care what. Right, yeah, because of all the shit people are talking about it. Yeah, they act like they don't want it, but like, come on. But part of it is like, one part of the story is that Todd Phillips, the director, came out and said,

they asked him, like, what's it like transitioning from huge comedies like the hangover movies to something like Joker? And he was like, well, I felt like I had to because you try to make, you try to make a comedy in this overly PC, overly sensitive world that we live in, right? And that got a lot of attention. And it had me thinking about how, like, and other people have pointed this out, but I was thinking about the hangover, the first one. Yeah.

When they go to pick up Ed Helms's character, who's a dentist. And the whole joke is that he's a dentist, which is not a real doctor. Which is so hilarious. When they first, yeah. They're just shitting on a dentist. That's funny. Yeah. When they first come and pick him up, they pull up outside his house, and they just go,

Paging Dr. Faggot, come in, Dr. Faggot. Right, Bradley Cooper. Huge laugh. Yeah, huge pop. I saw it in the theater when it first came out. That line destroyed, right? And that was 2009, I believe, so it was 10 years ago. 10 years, like, is a long time, but it also is like, you know.

It isn't what we're talking about. If you're our age, especially, like, the hangover feels like it was. not that long ago to me at all, you know. But culturally, may as well be a millennia. Exactly. And that's the thing is like a mat, like that line, that scene being in a major, a major big studio temp poll comedy, which don't even exist anymore. But if they did, that line being in one of those today, you know, it would never,

never in a million years would happen. And that really wasn't that long ago, right? Yeah. And it's just, that's just weird to think about just, my only point is the amount of, of like, you know, progress or whatever that we've made. Yeah, it's ultimately a great thing. And that short of an amount of time. Yeah.

Like, it's wild to think about. Well, and that's the thing, too, that I don't think the Todd Phillips and people ever bring up is that, like, it's good that we wouldn't make that joke. You know what I'm saying? Right. Well, he was making the opposite point. Right. It was basically, and as other people pointed out, it's like, the guy who had, you know,

paging Dr. Faggot is one of the biggest laughs in his movie doesn't like the fact that you can't say paging Dr. Fagot anymore so all he can do is make a like, you know, critically acclaimed, like, Oh, boo-hoo.

A heavy superhero drama or whatever, which everyone is loving while also being controversial. Well, that's one of those, we're like, it's not that rough of a situation, dog. No, yeah, boo-hoo, man. What kind of artist he, you know, like,

well, this is what I was forced to do. Dude, shut the fuck up. MTV Vijay, Dave Holmes. Yeah, yeah, I remember him. This was his tweet. The millionaire filmmaker with the world of his feet has turned his back on comedy because, quote, paging Dr. Faggot no longer boles them over. But please remember that it is you who is being overly sensitive.

And that's how I feel about 99% of these anti-PC conversations where I'm going, you sound like what you claim quote unquote the other side is you're just whiny and pitiful. I also feel like so in that particular scene it was Bradley Cooper who said that. I'm almost 100% certain. It was definitely. But here's the difference is that I do think that that line could still be using a movie today. I don't think that someone would be so brash as to just throw it out there. But like Bradley Cooper in that movie wasn't like.

A douchebag. He was a douchebag, but he wasn't like ultimately like the villain of the movie. But he was a douchebag character. So like, but like in a movie where like if the character was a supreme fucking asshole who nobody was supposed to like and they said that, I think you could totally write that in the movie. The reason that nobody would do it the way that they did it then because it just seemed like this is just an okay thing for friends to be saying no matter fucking what. And I don't think we would write it like that. It was them making fun of him being a dentist. a dentist, which is not a real doctor.

And thus, that was the joke, which was illustrated by them saying, paging Dr. Faggot. Right. It wasn't set up right in the way that you're saying. You had this, like, shitty-ass douchebag character who, you know, says shit like that all the time or whatever.

I mean, like, you had that kind of, but that wasn't the point of that joke at the time. It's just so insane for me to think that Todd Phillips thinks, like, and I know that we're all just focusing on that one joke, and I know that's not everything that's going through his mind about what it is I can't say. But like aside from that, like he really thinks that he's just not good enough to make a comedy anymore if he can't say that word or something. The deadline would create blog posts.

I think you could say it. It would still, whether you could say it or not, it would still murder among the most of the people who love the hangover. Not that I'm shitting on a hangover. I think it's great. Right. I'm like, you know, that was one of those generational. comedies, but I am saying people still laugh at that shit

whether or not they should. So like, dude, he just He just sounds weak in my opinion. Yeah. I agree. I got no follow up to that, but it just sounds weak. So, we're in Dallas.

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Now back to the podcast and our special brand of lunacy. Ski. We are in Dallas. You had a whole thing. I did. Yeah, the Dallas cop. Oh, yeah. Heather Geiger's trial was last week that it ended.

It was sentencing. It was definitely before we came out on this run because I watched the video. and she got only 10 years, which is insane, but she was the first cop that I can think of and of, I mean, I mean, I'm sure that there's been one, maybe, but like the first cop I know of that shot an unarmed person and they actually got convicted and are going to go away. Yeah, and I don't, I know what you mean by 10 years being insane.

I don't think it's that insane if you can see it's a woman and a cop and it's essentially manslaughter because she didn't have the premeditated intent. 10 years is actually pretty normal and that's like one of the nuanced things that's emerging and you know like a lot of people it's not 10 years isn't wild for what she did it's wild of what other people get

10 years for that's what's crazy that's what I mean I don't mean that like yeah you're right like the crime that she did 10 years is the thing but like what we give 10 years to other people for I've been doing this thing lately and I know how this is about to go over but I really truly don't want to preach right now like

I don't tell me about I think It's not going to work. It's not going to win us an election. It's not what I think liberals ought be doing. We should be engaging, not preaching. It just doesn't fucking work, even when you know your goddamn right. But on this particular point, I just want to say, like, that's what we should at least, in my opinion, try to focus on. The other stuff.

If you're out there and you're hearing that this lady got 10 years, but you see that this protester at the pipeline got 110 years, that just came down the pipe. Might get 110 years. Word. Yeah. And that infuriates you. It fucking should, but the way to fix it is not to give Heather Geiger more time necessarily. Sure. More time is not the answer.

Yeah, less time for the thing that shouldn't be a thing anyways. Yes, exactly. What's the actual charge that's going to get that protester 110 years? I saw it today. I would assume it's a stacking of things. That was what I would assume. I saw it today, Trey, and if I'm just honestly, I could. couldn't read it. Like I'm going to, but I just, it made me too fucking, I retweeted it.

You know, just like, can you believe this happened? And I was like, I'm not going to read it right now. My assumption is that they got charged with trespassing some kind of vandalism, probably felony level, that they may or may not have been involved in, just that they were there. Some drummed-up bullshit, because that specific protest, there was like a lot of laws created around that because it lasted so long. long they were able to get new laws passed and shit. That was gnarly, is gnarly shit. We live in a goddamn fascist state. Anyway, I would say that

they stacked every charge. Or they're talking about it. Well, like, I'm not trying to say this as a joke, but like, when you say stacking a charge, is that like double coupon shit where like they can just take, you know what I'm saying? Like, they can just like, this wouldn't put you away for this and this wouldn't, but these combined,

I can do this for 10 and this for 15 and instead of just... You've heard of like a movies or TV shows where the judge like goes, I sentence you to 10 years for manslaughter, eight years for whatever, rape, and then he goes consecutively, and it's like a dramatic moment.

Yeah, yeah. That's what that means. Concurrently is like... Like you're serving one for one thing, and then after that you start the next one. Yeah, that's fucked up. And like, there's been cases... Now with the rape and the murder,

I'm like, yeah, sure, let them do that. There's been cases in certain states where if it's like murder two or whatever it is, you can't get life in prison, where a judge will give somebody seven 70 years sentences consecutively. It's literally impossible for him to get out, you know? Right.

Anyway, that's what I assume happened to that, but I didn't look into it because it made me so angry. No, I agree with you that if you have outrage over Heather Geiger got 10 years and a protester got 110 years, like you said, you should be outraged. but I feel like, like you said, a lot of Americans' inclination would be to lean towards, she should have got 40 or 50 years, whatever for that. And that's not the way you should be looking at it. You should be looking at it in the other direction, which I'm sure all those same people also feel like that's bullshit

that he gets that amount of time. But her getting more time ain't going to fix none of this. Like, that's not the problem. And we are legitimately brainwashed, and I don't say that word lightly, and I know I can be prone to dramatics, and I know that anyone who listens this podcast knows how I feel in general about the justice system

and knows that I'm crazy and left-wing or whatever, but, like, we are legitimately brainwashed in this country about that whole argument. Yeah. Case in point, and we've talked about this on the podcast, you shared a post I made where people in a jail, not a prison, a jail. And if you don't know what the difference is

or why I'm making that distinction... I've been to jail. Anyone in jail. is either awaiting a trial or got less than a year. Yeah. Prison is after jail. And for the record, I would feel the way I feel about this story if it were out of prison and it was child molesters personally.

But that's not the point. The point is, we're out of jail. Everyone there's got less than a year or they're just a waiting trial. We don't even know if they're guilty yet. And they were being cooked. It was like Arkansas in the middle of summer. I think it was Missouri in like July and there was no air conditioning and it's like 103 degrees outside. And they're shouting at the windows.

Please help. you know, I can't breathe. This sucks, whatever. Yeah, these people aren't even guilty of anything. A lot of them have not been found guilty. Yeah. And you shared my post talking about how ridiculous it is, and we got so much,

if you can't do the crime, do the time. Right. Yeah, they're criminal. If they shouldn't have broke the law. If they don't want to be in there, they shouldn't have broke the law in the first place. I have never met one motherfucker.

And I know plenty of people who have said, if you can't do the crime, do the time, don't do the crime. I've never met one of, all those dudes have been right, right beside me. Not only have they done crimes, they've also been to jail with me,

just not prison. But yeah, dude, we do fucking crimes all the time. Because their ideas, why did it my time? And I'm like, yeah, and in jail, which is where these people are.

But half of those dudes have just never been caught driving drunk. Every dude you've ever heard go, can't do the time, don't do the crime, drives fucking drunk. Okay, but yes, but what I'm also saying is,

let me give them the benefit of the doubt. If they got caught driving drunk, they would probably at least publicly to you be like, well, I got it to go do the time. If when they went to do that time, they were literally cooked, cooked, they would be like, this is bullshit. This is America. Because that's not the worst person in the world.

That's not the time you're supposed to get for that. And I'm saying, we are fucking brainwashed in this country. It's not just conservatives. It's liberals, too. The way we feel about the justice system. Authoritarianism, man. We want someone to tell us what right and right. wrong. I've seen it. I mean, I want to feel like we're right.

I've seen so many people and I didn't like, when it, when Trump came along, like the Republican Democrat, the difference used to not be that big of a deal. And I still used to think people were like, well, at the end of the day, fuck anyone who's in charge, yada, yada, yada. And then like, yeah, man, the past couple years when he'll get up there and just basically, if I could run for a third term, I would. And everybody's like, who fucking hell. Yeah, why not? And then he just completely, like, yeah, there's a lot of them. I'm like, dude, you, I, you you just want to be told what the fuck to do. You like a fucking bully being up there because you need some, like, it's weird.

And it's the complete opposite of what they've been showing me my entire life. And it's just, it's kind of freaking me the fuck out. It's all very weird. I think you're mostly right to be freaked out. And when you look at countries that, well, do it differently than us, I'm burping. when you look at countries that give people less you know like shorter sentences and while they're there they're treated like human beings

it's way less likely that they reaffin. Right, it works like Switzerland and... We basically guarantee that people will reaffin. Yeah, it's because we don't have rehabilitation centers. Well, we don't rehabilitate anybody. We just fucking like it's all punitive

and then shove them back into the world with no real opportunity to do anything. No skills, can't vote, they feel lesser than anyways. Can't get a job, can't get a job, can't go to college, can't vote, can't do shit. I wish DJ was here. And then they, well, that's it. Well, that's the thing. DJ who rules, like, DJ is able to be relatively okay because he's a very gifted artist.

Right. You know, like if. With a really good. support team and a great woman. If he didn't have those things, what the fuck is DJ supposed to do? Think about how he's come to

Right. That aside, I think about my own brother. I just realized, man, I got a call Thursday. It was from the number that he calls him from prison and I answered it. I was taking the shit and I remember thinking, I mean, I want to finish this shit and then I remember thinking, eh, he ain't called me in a few days.

He might not call back. So I answered it. It wasn't him. Hey, is this Drew? I knew it wasn't him immediately. He was, yeah? And I was like, fuck, this is somebody trying to shake me down, you know, stole my number off his notebook or some shit. And he goes, Morgan just wanted me to call you, man.

Let you know he's in the hole. And you ordered like a food package. He still ain't got it. And he wants you to call and make sure that it's come through. Because if it ain't, you need to get your money back. And I was like, all right. That is a one. sentence exchange that I had with a human being

whose name I do not know who was mostly just doing my brother in favor. I'm sure he's going to want something out of it. There's so much inside that exchange. So many levels of insanity there. Number one, my brother's in the hole. That's a thing we still do in a... Yeah, the whole.

Solitary confinement. Number two, if I know my brother and I'm not saying he hasn't ever beat somebody up in prison, he has. That might have been what he did. Most likely, he got into some bullshit with somebody in the guard come in, he told the guard to go fuck themselves, and now he gets solitary confinement. That's literally how that has worked for him.

Because you're not supposed to say that to an authority figure. You're going to the hole for two weeks because you said go fuck yourself. Oh, two weeks, fuck you. Give me three, bitch. Now you got three. It's torture because someone, you know, and yeah, my brother shouldn't have that pride. But if you're someone who's going, well, he shouldn't talk to authority figures like that, you are fucking broken.

You are a brainwashed piece of garbage. All right. That's the first thing. Then he's like, you bought him that thing. I spent literally $150 to send my brother like beef jerky and Doritos. Beef jerky or whoever owns it, Slim Jim, Doritos lays is making a shit ton of money off that. Then the company that's doing it is making a shit ton extra because there's a markup. Then the facility is making money off that.

Then apparently it's got in the facility. It hasn't trickled down to my brother. It might be in holding because he's in the hole. It might have also been stolen, and then that same shit will be put up for auction. It's just the level of broken that all of that is. It's so unfathomable that none of us can wrap our heads around it. This is the kind of shit that people will write about our time. Yeah.

As being like, can you believe how fucking backwards these people were? Right. Well, and the thing is that because it's been this way, literally since the prison system and slavery, as it were, were instituted. Everybody goes, well, I mean, well, God damn, what are we going to do now? Like, where are we going to break the whole thing apart and then start over from scratch?

And, like, I do get that. Like, you can't necessarily do that. But then you look, sure, all right, sure. But, like, you look at fucking Switzerland and Sweden and all these fucking countries that have democratic socialism, by the way. And when they put prisoners in, it's, they're not,

they're not sitting there being put in the hole and they're not being burned to death, you know, in a 110 degree cell. They're getting rehab. They're getting education, first off. They're getting education.

They're taking classes. They have therapy. They have people that come in there and talk to them about why did you do this? Why are you in here? You know, what are you going to do when you get out? And they're preparing them for the moment that they walk the fuck out. And then when they walk the fuck out, they're like, oh, yeah, this hits. But when you fucking go through that bullshit, dude, even it, like, I know that people like

your brother when they get out don't want to fucking go back. But like their brain, they have been conditioned. to where their brain don't work the same as it is when they got... Right, institutionalized. So, like, when they get out, they don't even know how the goddamn world works because their world is completely fucking different.

It's like in Shawshank Redemption when fucking... When Brooks had to be told, like, hey, man, you know, if you want to go take a piss, just go take a piss. And he's like, I couldn't even pull it out of my pants without asking permission. You know, and I know that's a goddamn movie, but obviously they did some research

and that was based in truth of institutionalism. He literally didn't know how to function in the goddamn world, and he fucking killed himself. I should add, I just remembered that another thing about that phone call was that it cost me $3. Well, that don't hit. I'm not complaining about the money. My point is every level of what I was just describing, money and profit has driven that conversation as much as fear. and it's a fucking nightmare. And it almost feels cliche at this point to be like,

the industrial prison complex has causing too many goddamn problems in this country. But like, I don't know what else to say. Like, it's so academically obvious. It's so based in reality, here's the studies of these countries and these places that are doing it a different way, obvious. It is so clearly true that there is a better way to do it. that's actually less expensive because they do less time and we're just not. Let me ask you this.

Less expensive to our government. I completely... It would cost corporations money. I completely agree. There you go. I completely agree with everything you just said and totally am on the same page with you. But I just think this is an interesting question to bring up. How do you feel about like countries like Singapore, which are like, Singapore is very famously like, first of all, very anti-crime.

Like you spit on the street. and go to prison or whatever. Like they're hardcore anti-crime, but also have very, very little crime and are very clean and all this shit. Like they have, it's this like pristine, crimeless environment ostensibly because of the level of like...

Yeah, you can't do it. ...authoritarianism they have or whatever. I've never been to Singapore. This is just the things that I've heard about it. But I think it's an interesting thing to bring up in the context of this. conversation. Like, how do you think that that works or doesn't work or whatever? I'm currently showing Trey a headline about an Australian man who is apparently the most

recent arrest of a common thing, which is child sex abuse in Singapore. Singapore has less laws. They fucking arrest their poor people for spitting on the street, but if you're a rich man from Australia, you can go there and arrange, like, people is breaking the law there. The idea that being tougher leads to less, no, it leads to less powerful people, maybe perhaps if you really break them apart, if you really break their spirits committing less

crimes, but it is not changing your society. Your society is not actually full of less criminals. Right. Not even close. So it's... Are you saying they let the fucking super ones just go? Like they don't fucking arrest people for that hardcore shit because they want to keep their crime

level down? I'm not saying it's quite that corrupt. I'm saying that they have just as much crime as anybody. It's that they have these cops in the street who are beating the fuck out of poor people for spitting. But like they have just as much this and that crime, bank robbery, whatever else it is as us, it would be my argument.

And it's known as like a sex ring, child sex ring fucking situation constantly going on there. What are they doing about that? Right. Number one. Number two, I do think it's possible to beat a population or control a population in a submission. Right. I don't think that's a high quality of life. Number one, number two,

I don't think you can do it anywhere unless it's small. I think that that's a small example. And also, I think that Singapore itself, what's that based on? You know, like wherever you read that, and I've read it too. Like, I'm not doubting the veracity of you reading it. Or necessarily the veracity of the article if the article was based in one city. Well, my understanding is Singapore is just one city pretty much. It's like the city of Singapore, which is also a country, and that's the whole thing.

Well, that's one thing I'm getting at. It's small, so it's easier. for them to control the population. But then two, like, what about where the tourists don't go? You know, like,

you're telling me there's no skid, like I just, I don't believe that, but it, but it, also it's just known as a place where fucking gnarly sex,

you know, child sex shit goes on. So it's like, nah, y'all got crime? You're just clean. Right. This is a clean city.

It's very possible to clean up a city. It's actually quite easy to, quote, unquote, clean up a city. I'm putting it in air quotes. It is. Yeah.

It's just brutal. It's fucking horrible to do. And they're brutal about it. And when you do it, it doesn't improve your quality of life or your society at all. Right. You got rid of some poor people and a dude who might, you know, piss on his wall. But like, you didn't help anything. Right.

There's one thing I want to bring up before we go. Another thing about Heather Geiger real quick. And, you know, we don't do many conspiracies or anything like that on this podcast. I'm not saying this is what happened. We don't. I wonder. Well, we don't necessarily try to get people to believe. believe in them. I'm trying to remember the dude's name and shamefully I can't. One of the main

witnesses, there it is, I'm going to pull it up. In her trial, it was Botham's neighbor. He cried when he was on the stand, talking about hearing the guy sing. His name was Joshua Brown. He got shot less than four hours ago in the chest and mouth. And a lot of people on the internet are like, that's a message. This dude testified against a police officer in Dallas. And that led to him randomly being shot, literally in the mouth. Well, you know, if I may, conspiracies aside, I guess, I mean, and maybe I'm just a very conspiracy-minded fella, but like, what the fuck else could that be?

Right. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's not like he was... This dude has no record. You can't, like, associate him with a criminal game. And he was clearly murdered in a very message-y kind of way, like a godfathery kind of way. And he's their neighbor.

He lived where a cop lived. can't sit there and be like, well, maybe he grew up in a gang infested project. No, he lived where this cop lived. He was the fucking neighbor. Which means they, everybody knew where he fucking, yeah, I mean, I don't. There was a video that hasn't been released supposedly of Botham saying to her as she holds a gun on him, why did you shoot me? That another neighbor took. It's a woman.

I can't remember her name. She didn't testify, but they did, or maybe they didn't use the video. Anyway, it's, it's apparent. apparently old news that she was fired from her job. Heather Botham? No. This witness in the case. Oh, okay.

By bad. Another witness was harassed, got threatening phone calls, fired from her job. When the reporters looked into it, it came out that someone was calling saying she was some kind of activist and they were against her and blah, blah, blah. So I'm just, you know, again,

I'm not saying it is what happened. Yeah, I mean, buddy, I'm a boy. One dude got shot, but another lady got fired. If you testify against police, your life is shitty. I've bought into conspiracies that are way more insane than a dude who lives near this cop who testified against this cop four hours ago got shot in the fucking mouth. I mean, that seems pretty clear. Yeah, man. What's the, uh...

Yeah, but fuck them, dude. Yeah. Which is kind of, but that's the fucked up thing about him is like, they're like, they know that we'll know. You know what I'm saying? But that's actually, well, that's actually the whole thing. They want you to know. Well, good. I'm like

I like but I don't think that people outside of this one city or what I don't I don't think people in general are going to be scared off of and it's terrible that that person died and I'm not trying to make a I'm not trying to make an argument that like

they died for a greater cause or anything that's not what I'm saying but I don't think that's going to be effective like I really don't like if these on some levels it would be there's somebody that won't testify because of that if these motherfuckers want to keep shooting people for no fucking reason,

all they're going to do, in my opinion, is engender more contempt and fucking disdain and hatred for them in the first place across the board. Right, but what does that matter? It matters a lot, in my opinion.

People like, like, this shit is easy for me to say, right? But also at the same time, we do this every, day. Like, not that, not to that level. Not testifying against police. But what I'm saying is, fucking Trump's encouraging people to go out and shoot people in the face. And there's fucking, there are, there are databases online that keep, keep track of like public liberal figures as like

a potential hit list for Trump supporters and stuff. And that exists. And we still keep doing this. And we are not heroes. That's not what I'm saying. I don't think that's going to stop. fucking shit, in my opinion. Like, people are going to still keep, the more they do that, the more normal people are going to be like, fuck you, motherfuckers.

I hope you're right. You can't kill all of us. You cannot kill all of it. Because what I was about to say is, it's easy for me to sit here and say, but if I, if I tomorrow saw a fucking cop do some

bullshit, right, the fact that this person got tragically murdered, probably by the police in Dallas, Texas, is not going to stop me from screaming it from the fucking mountain tops. And again, I'm not a hero. I think that most people will be that way.

So, like, it's not cool that they do. Not cool. This is super shitty that they do this, and it's terrible that that person died. I don't think that this will work. Like, I really don't. I hope you're right. Let me just.

I don't think that's going to squash shit. Let me read you something. You're talking about, you know, if I hear about this, and then I, as a human being on the street, see cops on some bullshit, and, like, I hope you're right. I hope that you would act that way,

and I hope that America will react that way. Do you know who Randy Orta is? His name's not Randy. I'm drunk, and I did that. I say, Randy Orton is a, W.W.A. No. Ramsey Orta made a video that is very famous.

It was the video of Eric Garner being sat upon. multiple police until he choked on his own fucking asthma even though he was saying I can't breathe let me up. He's going to read a paragraph from a story about Randy Orta. This is one paragraph. In the last year

Ortha's life has been upended. He has been arrested three times since August 2014. The first for criminal possession of a handgun he allegedly tried to give to a 17 year old came one day after Garner's death was ruled a homicide by the city's medical examiner.

In February, he was rested again after he made bill on multiple charges of selling and possessing drugs. The third came on June 30th when he was accused of selling MDMA to an undercover cop. A lab test later showed that the MDMA was fake

and the charges were reduced. All told, Orta is facing more than 60 years in prison if convicted on all charges. What does each of those cases have in common? They went against the police. This one dude who went against the police. And they were

They were all directly related to him doing it to an undercover cop, which means they could have falsified it very easily. And everyone had physical evidence that a cop would have on hand from an evidence locker easily. A gun, two situations with drugs. One of them was proven to be fake MDMA. Almost as if a cop didn't know where to get MDMA but could throw white fucking powder in a bag and say this motherfucker had it. That's what's fucking scary, dude.

It's super fucked up and it's super scary. And I'm not saying that it's okay. that this has happened in these people, it's terrible. What I'm saying is I think it's going to have the opposite effect. I really do. And I'm saying I hope you're right. I don't think it's going to scare people into submission. I think it's going to activate people into distrusting them even more and fucking putting up with their bullshit even less.

And a lot of those people will go to prison and be like that going to go. That sucks. Yes. Yes. I protest with my butt too. I hope you're right. But I have to say that that was like 2014 when that shit happened. What's changed?

Trump got elected. The country's not going that direction. Now, this might be, and we've talked about this before, a response to the country going that direction. Yeah. I hope you're right, man. I hope you're right, but I don't know if I share in your positivity as much. You said you weren't scared that I'm scared.

Not to the point of submission, like you said, but I am scared. that's crazy. All that dude did was film what happened right in front of him. Now he's facing 60 years. Well, I mean, obviously, I'm going to need to see, you know, this just happened. No, no, no, not this, not the Ramsey dude. Oh, the shot in the mouth. The dude shot in the mouth.

That literally just happened. So, if it's investigated and, I mean, they're clearly going to, like, the motive comes, everybody knows what the motive is. That's where they're going to have to start the investigation is within the Dallas Police Department. If they don't do that, then I'm fucking 100% with you. I am not trying to be like holier than now or a dick,

but do you really think that whoever got assigned to that case is starting with the premise, my suspect are cops or cop-friendly people? No, probably not, but I'm saying I'm going to at least see what happens tomorrow in the next couple days because this did just happen. But I'm, dude, I'm more. with you for sure.

On that note, because we, this is a comedy podcast to attempt to try to lie. I did fart. You did fart. You did. Yeah. To try to not end. He'll fart. Just ask him. He did. He did. He did. He did fart. I thought we needed it.

To try to start or to try to end on a little bit of a lighter note. But it's related to this conversation. Okay. I've actually I've been wanting to revisit something if that's okay. Okay, go ahead. He's looking at me, so. Papaw, Batman.

Oh, my God. So, I just want to know. Me and you had some bangers, by the way, that I feel like got overlooked. During the papaw, the original Papaw Batman. Yeah, well, yeah, well, because it's the star of the show. This is the star. Patman, Pop Man Pop-Pop. Pac-Man Pop-Paw.

Pac-Man, Bob-Ball. Batman, Ba-Ball. Pac-Man, Bob-Baw. That sounds like a good. Well, I'm about to get shit on again for probably 30 minutes. We had some bangers. I said to you, I said, you're 29 and you have a gout lamp. Yeah, that did hit.

Yeah. So, I just wanted to say that again. And it's still, no, I'm 30, back to be 32 and I have a gal. Pretty new listeners, which we don't have any. Is that just wrong about how old you were back then, or has it been three years since Popple Batman? Three years. That was one of the first episodes, so, yeah. It's been three years, yeah.

Okay, it makes sense he was the star because he was being so ridiculous that everybody's like, I can't believe in that boy. But, like, dude, it was worse than I don't. remember so right i agree with you so on that note here we've recently revisited it and what's funny is me and jrary listened to it while you were asleep yeah i was told what's funny is i felt the same way you did re revisiting it i was like god it was it's even more ridiculous and i remember but i also thought in my head the whole time listening to it i was like i guarantee you cori ain't back down off a single word of this no so for all that don't know what we're talking about if you have if you're not

if you're not o g listening to it 30 Two? Why is that popping in my head? I don't know. I'll share it. That's how old you are now. I'll share it. Corey had this whole thing where he said when he becomes elderly, when he becomes like an 80-year-old man, right, he's going to start doing heroin and not necessarily at the same

time. I reneged on the heroin. You acknowledged, and I remember this. I could. There's no way. We didn't say this at the time, but we got a hit of this the day where he said at the same time and I was like baby you ain't going to shoot up heroin and then

kill somebody and you're like no you know you're right yeah like I like I'll either do one and then the other or I'll break yeah that's a I'd have to come down after killing all these people and then today I didn't do it at the time but today while we were listening to it I go well I mean he's being reasonable

you know the man ain't not reasonable but the other thing he said he was going to do when he becomes an 80 year old man of papal is to murder child molesters and murderers. He's going to be a...

He's going to be an old man... Type people. He's going to be an old man Dexter, right? Who murders shitty people? Or as we turn it into, Papal Batman. He's going to be Papal Batman, who doesn't murder at all by the way. And he's going to murder shitty people exclusively.

Right. And then the way we landed on child molesters was there was an app that he had just downloaded that revealed child molesters in his neighborhood, which I questioned the veracity of from the word go. And then that was where you were going to... meet your list from because when we started it was a shitty people we talked about like futuristic Alex Joneses because I

said that because that's who I wanted you to kill. That's like a Heather's. Heather's Pathall Batman which is still good. So all that aside. Heather's the movie. Heather's Christian Slater. Yeah. I know a lot of people named Heather.

Papal Batman took a lot from Heather's and God bless America. So the point is Corey said that he could do this. He could be a vigilante. He could be a vigilante. He could be a vigil. He's a vigilante, kill these terrible people and get away with it because he's a papaw.

And we had a whole argument about how that is absurd. And Corey was just irate the entire time. I won't say irate. You were pretty irate. Not near as much as you in the goddamn dinosaur discussion, which is more ridiculous. That's true. That's true. I think I held it together pretty good.

But that's a little bit of what aboutism. I have the reputation of being the angriest and the most volatile. but I know that there's a lot of, you can name 30 arguments where I got read, but I didn't top either of y'all. On these two particular ones, like, you save yours for public. Corey, that was some what about it. That was some what aboutism shit you just did. The fact that I got more irate than you about dinosaurs does not negate the fact

I did get irate. You got extremely irred about Papal Batman. So I want to know now, three years later, right now, what's your stance? Never been more confident. I'll be honest with you, man. I'll be honest with you, dude. I've been taking my gout medicine. I'm in better shape than I was three years ago,

which is like, don't even wrong, not good shape. But I am doing better. I'm drinking less. I feel better. I've been taking my CBD. I'm more calm. I think that I'm... You're going to be calm to murder people.

You do. You do. But like... Maybe. No, I'm... The confidence with what you even said that is impressive to me. What I'm saying is... You don't know anything about murdering people.

That's not the point. First off, I've got a long time to learn. It's the whole point. I have a long time to learn that. Okay, at least give me this. It's absolutely the point. What? Knowing how to murder people is the whole conversation we're having right now.

Okay, again, though, I'll figure that out between now and then. I'm not in any way. I'm not in any way. I'm not in any way making an argument. At least give me that that is actually the point. What I'm saying is I think the main thing that was against me, in that argument is that when... Reality.

Is that when I'm 80, I won't be in good shape. But I think that I'm starting to turn things around. I'm eating more fruit. I'm drinking less. I'm exercising a little bit. My man slept one day on the road and it's like, well, now I can beat Papal Batman. Yeah, accurate. Like, that's how I feel.

Here's what you said. I don't take a better care of myself, though. That's what I'm saying. I don't know if you remember this because you were asleep in the backseat of the truck while we re-listened this today because you're doing great. and during that time, I don't know if you remember this, but your argument was,

I could murder, I could murder 10 child molesters a day at 80 years old. Easy. Easy. Yeah. Easy. No doubt in my mind.

Easy. I've literally never been more confident in it than now. I don't remember saying 10. In the police state that we live in today. But according to you, according to you, it'll be better. Not what I said at all. That's what you said.

Not what I said at all. Yeah. According to you, Trey. according to you, Tray, because... I never said that it's going to stop people from putting fucking security cameras up and shit, which is your whole problem. I said people wouldn't be okay with it. But if you don't think that you're not going to be under constant surveillance and out of you.

Okay, how about this? You're 30-something we're talking about 50 years now. 20-69. Hey, nice. 269. Okay. Right? You don't think you're going to be under constant surveillance and slow as fuck.

All right. on your way up the fucking, you know, walkway to the front door to murder a child molester with a goddamn cow-killing gun, which is what your weapon of choice was. Yeah, which they'll be so much better then. Right. Actually, I don't know with the way we're going with veganism. In a day. I'll say this, now that you mentioned, and you mentioned it the first time, and I was a little more

all right, now that I have more time to think about it, I'll say this. I don't think I could kill 10 people a day and continue to do it because I would obviously be caught, but I do think I could get 10 in one day. I might get caught the next day, but I do think in one day as an 80-year-old man, I could kill 10 motherfuckers. Dude, 80-year-old men can't do 10 fucking, like... Nowadays. You don't know how medicine's going, man. They can barely piss 10 times a day. Like, that's a problem for them. Mel Brooks, 96 years old, sang for us. I'm not saying that that guy could have killed 10 people that

day, but like, you're 80's not really... I'm being agist right now. A little bit, because honestly, 80s, 80s not as old as you think it is, dog. Murdering people is a whole thing, though. Not really. That's not the same thing. Not if they don't see it coming. I don't have to fight them. That's not the same thing as getting down to the fucking library or whatever. I hate to say this as a progressive, liberal good person, but when someone's losing an argument, the last thing they throw at you is that you're anist. So I think we beat him just now.

yeah because he's that in me ageism that's all he's got I didn't want to be doing this anyway so I'm fine with it being done that's totally okay with me I know you didn't want to be doing it but you still believe it so I know that's what I'm saying you haven't you haven't

you ain't gonna walk back none of that I did I did walk back that I couldn't do it every day because yeah you're right I'd be caught 10 people a day every day I couldn't do I'm walking that back but in one day the day I turn 80 I could kill fucking 10 people

no problem. Bro, you couldn't kill 10 people in a day tomorrow. No. I mean 10 bad people who deserve to be killed. Or a year. Like, it was the year to plan. A year would be harder. We could give you a year to plan.

No, no, that's what I mean. A year from today. One year from today. Well, first off, if 10 random people and Chickamauga show up dead at some point, I didn't do that shit. I'm not going to do it. One year from today,

if we gave you a year to plan, on the anniversary of today, you could not kill 10 child molesters. one day right now at 30-something years old. At 80 years old, it's not even a quick. It's insane. I don't even think he could kill 10 people at one party. He couldn't.

He'd start to. No, very few people would hit 10. That's way different. If I just walked into a party and tried to kill 10 people, no, that's insane. People would jump me. We're talking about 10 isolated incidents. You could not kill 10 people who deserve to be killed tomorrow. And again, I'm giving you time to plan.

I'll give you a whole month, whole year, whatever, to plan. But on the day, after you've had enough planning time, you could not do that shit in one day right now. Here's why this. Let alone at 80 years old. But here's why this is a bullshit argument is that, like, I'm never going to be able. This one. I can't prove you wrong because then I'd have to literally go kill 10 motherfuckers and I'm not going to do that. But you brought it up.

Not tonight, but in general. So it's not fair for you to say that. When you bring up that when I'm 80, I'm going to kill a bunch of people. And we're like, hold on. That's fine. prove him right when I'm 80. I'm talking about the next year. You can't argue with me that I couldn't do it next year.

That's bullshit. You'll prove me right when you're 80, but not tomorrow. Because I can't kill people. Because the whole point of Papal Batman, the whole point. Come on, dog. Come on, dog. The whole point of Patball Batman is that I don't give a fuck if I go to jail when I'm 80. I don't want to go to jail next year.

That's your whole point. That's your whole point. Bullshit. That's your whole point. That's your whole point as to why you would do it at the time. That's a different argument. Will. What I'm saying is that aside, whether you care about going to jail or not,

I'm saying right now, you, right now, you could not kill 10 people in one day. Okay. If I had time to plan, found out where they were. We are agreeing. It's not a spree killing situation, right? Yeah, they have to be 10 specific people. Yeah, yeah. Got to be 10 specific people.

Okay. Okay. Where are you going to start? What time are you going to start in the morning? You're going to go to some dude's house. Papaw? I've already been up for four hours. I'm going to shoot him.

And then go, and then go where? Where are you on? Then go where? To the next closest house? Where's their house? You know the next closest house. You just murdered this guy at six in the morning. You're going to walk to the next closest house.

Drive. And just keep going that way. How are you driving? You ever seen an 80-year-old drive? Yeah, my granny drove until she was 92. You don't have. You don't think that by 9 o'clock, when you have shot a dude in the face, that people are going to be looking They're going to be at this house.

What do we got? No. Well, we got a... No, I don't. Because you don't think I can't find 10 child molesters that live completely alone and don't have people check on them all that time. How far apart from each other, Corey?

There's, dude, Chickamauga's not that big, and there's like 70. So, like, they can't live that far apart from each other. That's part of my whole point. Which is my big a whole thing. It's a small area. Because they all have to live in certain... By 11 a.m.

By 11 a.m., when you are three murders in, they are going to be in that area swarming it. Why? Who called them? Why? Who called them? What'd you kill them with?

You're murdering people on the front doorstep. I don't think you could like, look man. I pull them back in and close the goddamn door. As someone who's met way more child molesters than either of you, some of them would be easy to kill with a cow gun to the head. Some would be real hard. They got good reflexes. A lot of them are old as shit, though.

There are so many variables. There are so many variables to this. That's another thing. You're just assuming the whole time. that you could just walk up and just kill them with no problem. Like, dude, there's so many variables. I'm thinking of Randall, Randall just pout in my head. It would be hard to kill Randall gun.

Every single one of these murders, every single one of these murders, there are 100 variables that could go wrong against you. And you're saying you could do 10 of them in a row in one day at 80 years old. You are out of your fucking mind. I think you're going to do it. And we'll see. How about we'll see? We'll see.

You know, we'll table this. I want to talk about that. What? I'm the only. person on this couch that might be crazy. By the way, I'm not going to do it. I'm just telling you I could. Well, I was going to say, I'm crazy enough to believe you might.

I'm not going to make it to 80. First off, that's the big variable. In the first argument, we pointed that out. That's the first variable we need to get to. And I don't think any of us are. And I said something like this in the first, but I want to reiterate it because I'm crazy enough to believe you'll do it. Both live

to 80 and try this. You need to check on that app, baby. Well, it'll be way different then. it might be worse, not better. Okay. Well, first off, again, if I'm planning this shit out, because at 78, that's when I'm really going to start. Make sure they fucked an 8-year-old.

That's what I'm saying. That's, okay, that's fair. Like, make sure. At 78, when I start planning for the two years of when I'm about to do it, I'll make sure. I'll make sure there's a goddamn eyewitness that seeing them do this shit. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Which, for the record, I've done no four.

like off the top of my head that like fit that description. I only had to look at the goddamn app. Batball Batman's already making a list, boy. He's checking it a couple times. That was just, I seint it and then I heard it. You know what I'm saying? Like, that just is what it is. Like I went to school with they kids, you know.

Right. So, but yeah, no, you're right. I'll make sure. Do you understand how hard it is to kill 10 people in one day? The only people who do. Do you? The only, yes, I do. It's very hard.

The only people who ever do it are literal spree killers. Like, they're the best of the best, and I'm not trying to, but like, we heard of them. They go into a public place with an assault rifle and might kill 10 people in a one hour period. Jeffrey Dahmer is literally one of the ghosts, and he would kill, like, one every four months. He had like a whole, that was his thing, though. And you're saying you're going to do it methodically. And it's absurd. It's absurd.

It's absurd. So absurd. That you think that. Absurd. We'll see. We'll see. By the way, you're entitled to this opinion. I respect it.

Like, I respect, like, I'm not mad at you right now. Don't hold on to it until you're 80, though. He'll murder you. Yeah. My papal was literally an Olympic-level shooter, sharpshooter with a shotgun. He was asked to be on the Olympic team. He, in the Army, he won a lot of competitions in the Army. Once upon a time, he was crowned one of the best three sharpshooters in the Army.

When he was 78, he told my father that a man, or be murdered, all men, or be murdered when they're 73. because they're not any good to anybody. When he was 80, he had shingles. His face was all contortioned up. He looked like a painting from Eastern Europe, and he could not clean his own ass. And I'm not...

Some 80-year-olds be like that. When I say this about you, this isn't an insult to you. This man fought Nazis. You are not the man he was. Neither am I. This isn't about you. You're not going to be able to kill somebody when you're 80. We'll see.

You're entitled to that. That's totally fine. I respect your opinion. That's the man who held Dean Dean down. Cho, how old are you exactly? I will be 32 this December. 32. Tomb back in in 48 years, everybody.

48 years, tomb back in. That's all it is? Yeah. Not that long. Oh, my God. We will see. All right. I'm probably only going to live like 32 more years.

I don't think you'll make it to 48, much less 48 more years. All right, well, checks out. Checks out. Excuse you. Fart. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, papal. Thank you all for listening to the well-read show.

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Titty Titty Titty Tud Titty Titty, titty, titty, titty, titty, titty, titty, titty, titi, titi, but. Butt, butts, it's buds. We're talking about butts. We're getting funky, getting funky on the podcast. It's a funky time for the titty's on the podcast. Funky titty's. Funky butts, everybody's funky, it's funky.

It's funky. We're getting funky on the podcast for the ass. Go to MDRN, CBD.com, and get 30% off. Motherfuckers, it's a good deal. You've got to do it. You've got to do it for the podcast. I'm just freestyle. Y'all can't hear me, got the sound turned down low,

so you can't hear me talking about the big booties and in butt holes. There's always a butthole with the booty, and there's always some titty's with the booty. Booty and titty, titty's and booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, and the titty, booty, and the titty, and the titty, and the titty, and the tits, so many buds, just so many butts, people look around you, how can you have hate in your heart with all these big old booties

and titties and legs and faces and personalities. Oh, that's right. They got personalities, too, to go with the butts, to go with the tities, to go with all the stuff in between. But you know me, you know your boy, Cho, he's a butt man. I'm a butt man. I like the butt man. Here the butt man.

Look, there's a butt man. It's a butt man. Nobody hears this version. Nobody hears this part of the podcast because I got my lyrics turned down low. But if you listen to the end, then maybe you might just hear him. I'm getting funky. Talking about MDR and CBD. We're getting funky.

Talking about booty holes. We're talking about booty holes, baby. Yeah, we're getting funky. Getting funky on the well-red podcast. We're just freestyling. We're just having a good time, baby, on the podcast. It's the podcast. Getting funky on the motherfucking well-red podcast.

Very aware that I'm a goddamn idiot. Thank you so much for checking out the podcast. And remember to subscribe to YouTube.com slash well-red comedy and share with your friends. Sorry for being stupid. Love you. Ha, ha.