wellRED podcast - #162 - The Gang gets Quarantined w/ DJ LEWIS!!

Episode Date: March 25, 2020

Right before the lock down got VERY serious, Drew and DJ spent the night with The CHO after their shows got canceled and they recorded a podcast in his attic where they talked about the current lock down situation and made what are sure to be VERY stupid predictions about the whole situation.  STAY INSIDE AND WASH YOUR HANDS

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And we'll be putting updates once we reschedule them. I don't have any definitive on that. Like, I don't know exactly what's going on. It's just weird because, you know, we postpone our shows, but then we try to get a different date. And it's like, nah, people already got them dates, you know. So I don't know. We're trying to figure out these are unprecedented times that we are living in. I hope you guys are doing well at your house.

If you're able to stay inside, God, I hope that you are. If you're somebody out there and you're in our service industry, you're some of the people working in our grocery stores, working on the food trucks, you're a police officer, a fireman, an EMT, a doctor, veterinary, any of the, like I'm sure I'm leaving out some people, but any of the people who are in jobs that are having to still go in because we need you, we applaud you, we thank you, thank you so freaking much. And I also encourage everybody out there who can stay at home, do it for them. You know, if you think it's all bullshit, those people have.

to go to work to help us out so the least we could do is stay home. I mean, obviously, I know that there's some people that's like, look, man, I don't give a fuck. I got to make money. If your job is still working and you're going, I ain't going to, you know, hell, I ain't going to fault you for that. We've had to cancel dates. It don't hit.

Luckily, one thing we can continue to do is the podcast because we do it remotely anyway. So hopefully we'll be able to still keep cranking out some content for you guys to listen to every Wednesday and maybe escape for an hour from all the calamity that is going on. This is really, it's getting weirder by the day, honestly. Like, at first, like, not that I didn't take it serious, but at first, like, okay, right, you know, right on a couple days. And I don't know, we'll figure shit out or like, but like, no, man, we're like on fucking, who knows till how long lockdown. It's crazy. That being said, you know, enjoy this podcast and try to enjoy your day.

This podcast was recorded at my house. It wasn't done remotely. This is right before it was like full lockdown mode. DJ Lewis, fan favorite, as I've said many of times, could replace all of us on the podcast. And I don't think, not only would it not miss a beat, we'd probably have more listeners. Him and Drew were over at my house, stay in the night because Drew had to catch a flight from Chattanooga back home after a bunch of shows were canceled. So we were here right before everything got, and it was crazy, but things hadn't got too insane. And so we were hammered drunk, given our predictions on what was going on.

I haven't listened back to it, but I just got to assume that we were wrong on so many things. There's probably so many things in hindsight listening on this podcast. Like, goddamn, the show was out of his fucking mind. That shit ain't right. But I hope you enjoy it. This is me, Drew and DJ Lewis, self-quarantined up in my attic. And we love you guys. And also, hey, while we're at it, so this podcast will come out on the 25th.

The Monday from now, it'll be Monday the fucking, hell, I don't know, 31st or something. The Monday after this podcast, we'll send you the link. We'll get everything situated so you know. we're actually going to do a live podcast on Zoom. So we'll give everybody the link. The podcast will then just go out in regular audio form on Wednesday as schedule. But we're going to do like a little live Zoom video thing that everybody can hop on and check out and see. So I think that'll be neat.

We're just trying to do some different things because, well, number one, we got the time. We're still working on a lot of cool things for you. But like, you know, we're freed up, not having to be on the road. And we know a lot of you are freed up too. So we want to entertain you. That being said, here is the podcast with me. Drew Morgan and DJ DJ Lewis. Love you all and skew.

They're the liberal rednecks. They like cornbread but sex. They care way too much, but don't give a fun. They're the liberal rednecks that makes some people upset, but they got three big old dicks that you can suck. Check, check. Bumming around like a dumb shit. shit baby

me and my cousin yeah you're right you're right bumming around like a dumb shit baby me and my cousin and a bottle of wine

bumming around like a dumb shit baby on a road to California in the summertime if you ain't ever thought about fucking one of your cousins you didn't have enough cousins

made out with mine made out with mine I mean I guess I made out with mine but I was four but we told you we did it from a TV When somebody dies, yeah I see him

You didn't know she was your cousin, I bet No, I did Yeah, absolutely 100% new She's only, yeah, she's only black person I knew at the time She had to be my cousin Trust me There was no mistake

And she was my cousin Black cousin Was it a dude? Did you just do all the things You're bad? And what was so fucked up about it Is I think I was like 10

And she was 9 or I was 11 She was 10, it was one of them And we were just like It was Christmas Eve Because we were over there hanging out and like me and her were older than all the other shit kids so like we this is a pog song we was a joke yeah the chokes merry christmas babe that's fucking funny we're very related now well so was everyone let's put it in anyhow so like all the kids were

like running around the younger kids were running around doing dumb shit and so me and her were like in put nanny trish's room like watching the very teeny tiny tony tony tony. like watching honestly probably happy Gilmore some shit like that whatever was on and we're just sitting there and and we'd been like wrestling or something and you know how that goes you know how that goes and so we's wrestling me and he fucked hard we're in it now yeah well we're wrestling first well so we's wrestling and then we just like our faces locked up and then we just started kissing and we made out and then after we got through making out she was like she goes like it sucks we're cousins, right? And I was like, oh, we're old enough to know we shouldn't. Like, that's such a bummer. Like, if this had been six months ago, we could a fuck. Because, like, I did know, but I didn't give a fuck. You know what I mean? I was like, I don't get fucking rules.

Yeah, I used to have a joke about kissing Tasha. That's who I probably talked about Tasha on the podcast. I was like, that's when we started. And that was the joke. I don't remember how I worded it, but the way I used to say, yeah, I made out my cousin. I mean, I was four, you know, when I started. I was 12 when I stopped. I was eight when I knew I should.

You're like, you know. Yeah, yeah. Dude, if me and Amber weren't together and I had a hot cousin and we's hanging out, I, you know. Now, granted, okay, now this was my first cousin. I wouldn't do that. But if I had like a second or third, yeah, I don't care. Second and third thing never counted. Right, I agree.

And first definitely, first definitely don't count when A, you're 11 and B, she's black. That's how that goes, in my opinion. Like, what was I going to do? And a small town, you're kind of just like, you're kind of like, whew, just a third cousin. Yeah, hell yeah, dude, they get married. I know plenty of third cousins married. I guarantee you, meaning Andy are fourth cousins. Because her mom's side of the family's all from Sunbrite.

Okay, so what, wait, hold on. Now, when you were a fourth cousin, I know, I know. that means you like share a great great-grandfather or something i mean i probably said it wrong me and brian are like that if we're all indians we have to all be cousins too you want i mean there's no like we can't we can't just everybody's a sue and looks like me like if you're an indian or this white like we got to be related somehow what was your what was your uh native american heritage it's cherokee i just sue was funnier it's but it wasn't we never talked like i was never Cherokee, but we would always talk about how I had a great uncle who had a Cherokee

wife, so I had Cherokee cousins. Now, my mama used to tell me that we had Blackfoot in us because my people always telling us that, and then he would tell us... That's just diabetes. And then he would tell us his mama could, was like an old, old Native American, like a witch doctor, could tell like the, like a shaman type woman in the Blackfoot community. What's funny about that is she was, which was, he was just telling us. That sounds like a white person that went and hung out with some Indians. Completely bullshit. Yeah.

It sounds like a red-ass lady that just went and hung out with some Indians. She probably wasn't Blackfoot. And also if she was, it's just funny like all the stuff we make up, you know, like that's clearly from a movie.

Yeah. Yeah. You go ask the Blackfoot. You got any shamans around here? No. That's another thing too. Nobody, whenever you, whenever somebody from the South is like,

you know, I'm part Cherokee and then they start talking about their grandparents that was Native American, they're all shamans. No one just had a regular ass Indian fucking relatives. Or chiefs. So he's like, no, yeah, right.

No, no, no, it was. They were the chiefs. Like, there had to just be some fucking regular Indians. Like, you, y'all did not come from like really good Indian lineage. And when it is true, one of two things happened. Your great, great, great uncle raped an Indian lady. Right. Oh, yeah.

Or bought an Indian lady. Yeah, yeah. And then raped an Indian lady. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm sure there was some. Every now and there was a love story. But, like, you know. Man, back in the day it was a big thing, though, to be able to tell, like,

the weather and shit from your elbow hurting and shit like that. You know what I'm saying? If you got arthritis, you can still do that shit. Magic, you know what I mean? Mammal's elbows throbbing again. It's going to rain. And then it would and everybody would be like, fuck, she's a shaman. Yeah. Burder. Yeah, Granny witch.

Burder. I ain't going to have no bitch tell me it's going to rain. Listen. Yeah, she got the devil in her. Granny witches, man. That's what a granny witch was. Yeah, it was. It was like a lady who, like, knew what, you know, leaves to put on your cut. So, you know, you'd be Right, that is like, so that is kind of like a shaman.

Yeah, but, but I'm not negating or doubting the notion that there are Native American people who could do some things that were mind-blowing to the white people of the age. Shaman wasn't a word. You know, like, I'm pretty sure that's like from African cultures anyway. It's so funny how, like, hey, there's one of them non-whites who knows how to do stuff. Oh, a shaman? What happens when you just want to believe that? Then you're a great guy. But you're going to get some shit on the internet.

It's so funny how like... Wait, you want to believe what? Like, if you just wanted to believe that your great-grandma was a shaman and... You've been like, you don't want to do the 23 and me. I'm saying shaman ain't an Indian word, I don't think. I'm saying that that's how funny it is that we just go, non-white hits at the weather. Shaman. Yeah.

Well, yeah, that's exactly what it is. Yeah. And it's like, that's not at all a Native American. You know what I mean? Damn, man, they should have went around and went on in the old stage coaches. What do they do? Medicine shows. Yeah, the medicine shows.

Watch me maw's elbow thrive. They did do that. Sitting Bull is famous because he agreed to go into a traveling show because he was an actor at heart. He didn't have nothing to do with being a leader of fucking Native Americans. He would go on the road and he would surrender to Wild Bill or whoever. when they redid Custer. The Custer,

you Custer. Whoever played Custer, he was like an Indian who would agree to surrender to that guy. That's wild. I probably fucked up half the history,

but you guys get it. Look, man, that's fine. Something like that happened. Yeah, the point is, he was soft shoeing. Yeah. Also not an Indian. No.

No, I bet there's... He was an Uncle Tom Tom. Look, that's staying in. That's real good. I stand by that. You have to. It's too good.

I stand by. No, it's good. It's good. That's fucking... Maybe cut out where I stood by it twice in a row. No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

Being that... Believing it that much. Are you... So what you were saying was, like... Okay, because we all know that, like... Don't get me wrong. There are some folks around here who, when they say, you know, we've got Cherokee blood...

Of course, that's correct for some people. But for a very... Like, everybody, like, everybody... The fucking famous joke, like, what do you call 16 rednecks? Standing in one room. a full-blooded Indian. So somewhere it's bullshit, and what you're saying is, like,

if they have grown up believing that, is there any harm in them still, like, don't go on 23 of me and find out that your fucking dad's full of shit. Or even if I had, if I had grand kids, be like, man, you wouldn't believe this, y'all,

but you're great, great, grand. Yeah, it's good story. It's a fucking fabulous story. It might make them like Indians more. So many. I think we weren't on the mics yet. I'm going to draw an analogy here. We were talking about Christianity

in those New Age church. is trying to be cool. Yeah. It's like, that shit ain't cool. The only cool parts of the Bible are the real gnarly ones. I think this is similar to that. It is a great story. But if there's any truth to it, it is once again based in rape and or slavery.

Well, right. It's like you want to talk about like. Which is fine. I mean, not fine, but it's like you can't help that the story is that. Some of my ancestors were Indians. What do the other ancestors do? How'd they meet to Indians? What was that day like?

I bet it wasn't just cornucopias and pumpkins. Right. Total like self-masturbation here, but one of my favorite things in the pilot I'm working on is this mixed dude is recounting a story because these guys are looking for something, and this dude was on ketamine, and he's like, I know I was here last night,

but I don't remember what the hell did we do, and he's like going through it, and he goes, then we went outside, and we went out back and let some crosses on fire, and everyone was like, what the fuck? And he goes, no, no, no, it was my idea. I like to do things, one set of my papas,

did the other set of my papas to really, like, you know, honor their heritage. That's funny. I like it. Well, that didn't hit. It did hit. No, it did. I guess I'd have to check it out after that reaction.

Fucking kill myself. His name's Keith. He's mixed. He's wearing a Leonard Skinner T-shirt. He has a dwarf girlfriend named Baby Brittany. Like that both. Hell yeah. Pile it on.

I love it. You're hitting. You're hitting for me. That's it. That's the whole thing. That's all I did. Keith care. You remember old, boy.

Had Keith care. Anyway. I remember where that was from, but yeah, it was a screen. Was it you sent it? Did you send that or I sent it to y'all? Somebody had those their health insurance. Yeah, some dude's running for like, dude, and the thing is I'm pretty sure that he's running for like. Oh, that was real?

Yeah, yeah. Robbie sent it to me. When I caught up, it was one of those where I turned my phone on and y'all were 80 messages deep. Yeah. And you're just hitting about what Keith Care is. Yeah, yeah. And I just thought y'all had come up with Keith Care. Yeah.

For when health care don't work for you, you know, like Keith Care. It does hit. It does hit. I was laughing my ass off. Keith Care, we'll cut your foot off and bronze at some bitch. Yeah, yeah. Hey, your mama, her transmissions came in, too. But wait, you're saying there is a man named Keith.

Well, so from what I gather... It was unironically called something Keith here. From what I can remember, and let's say this isn't true. Who cares? This is the story now. Robbie has to go back and forth to Murphy's Borough a lot to look at billboards and stuff, and he will often see different types of insane signs like that. And it sent it to me like, you know, just in case you don't know what's going out in the real world, Corey.

This is what's happening. And he says me his thing, it's like, this dude, and he's fucking right. He's 100%. I was in L.A. at the time, and I had just sent him a sign for someone running for California District something. And the name is maybe a girl. And it's a drag queen running for officer. Oh, I thought that was a very good conservative joke. And I now realize I shouldn't have never believed that.

No, that's the thing. At first, when I saw that, because I took the picture of it was like, some fucking dickbag. put that there as a joke. But, like, no, maybe a girl, I looked it up. She's, like, a very famous drag queen, wherever that's actually running. I think she's won, like, some local election. What the, it doesn't matter. I sent Robbie that.

And then he immediately sends me back. Keith Care. And what I think was funny is that we investigated further and, like, this dude's running for, like, fucking, oh, goddamn. What's it called when you just, there's several of them. It's just in a small town. City Council. So, like, he can't even get health care. It's like, that's just his.

he's got a good idea. Like, he's not even running for a thing that he could enact. I'm going to be honest. I don't think. He's trying to push Keith Care. He's just saying, he's just saying this what I'd do. And, like, when he gets into whatever his power is, like, that ain't even going to be one of the things he can do.

He's just like, this would be good. Yeah. This would be good. It's but Keith Care. Listen to me. It would probably be the right thing to do it. Yeah. Keith Care.

It's just like, here, you got a loose tooth. Here's a fucking fishing rod. Keith Care. Keith Care. Yeah, it's all it is. What an idiot. By the way, that could not be true. This could be a real thing.

Well, actually, you know what? Even if it is a real thing, like, it's dumber. Yeah. Yeah, it's what. There's no way some dude named Keith in Murphy's borough has got the fucking health care figured out. And this is why you can't completely shut off social media and or all of your small-town conservative friends, guys. You're going to learn so much. See, that's the thing.

I can because I have DJ and Robbie just to text me all the shit. Yeah. They vet. I have two vetters for my social media and what's going on the world because, like, all the other bullshit that I don't need to see, they won't show me. But when it's something I really need to see, DJ is the man, because DJ is still on Facebook. Yes.

He's like your Keith care for Facebook. Yeah, he is. Yeah. DJ screen. Yeah. Yeah, man. DJ filter. I don't never feel bad about it.

I mean, I try to, here's what I just don't do. I don't engage. I should probably look at my shit more, like, what's going on mine. But like, I have certain people that I have go-to people. Yeah. That are always up to some just. Wanda. Yeah, Wanda.

Not shit to you. Now, again, I don't get on Facebook, but the day that you sent me that Wanda shit, I did do, like, I spent an hour going through just, just her page. Like, I'm not on the feed, but I was just on her page. I can't believe my mama pushed me in the head again. That bitch boy bringing no kerosene. Dude, she'll, she would post something like one post would be like, hey, I ain't got no gas, but if anyone wants to get some pussy, y'all got the address.

And then you scroll like two posts later and it's just like a picture of her and her son. Like this is an old picture, of course, he ain't talked to me in a while. Wish you would. Love you, son. I'm like, maybe keep your pussy off of Facebook. I think maybe there's a reason your son's like, I don't know about mama. If you're coming over to my house and you think I'm going to suck your dick, you better not roll up on my lawn and no two-wheel drive.

That's exactly what she says. She will only suck a man's dick if he's got four-wheel drive. And dude, you do have to draw. the line somewhere and I applaud Wanda for it. I about went to lock the hubcaps in and went on over there. You know, Wanda's house. And I'm not trying to shame anybody.

No. I'm just saying I get why your kid would keep his distance. You know what I mean? Yeah, he probably got... He probably got problems. He might be allowed up there. Right. His warrants and stuff.

There's kids 50 feet away. Mama keeps trying to suck my dick for my truck. Man, that's the thing about the sex positive music movement is like it starts out with young people and like academics as that trickles down as it should no one should be ashamed of whatever it is they want to do then we'll start to really see how sex positive the world is as people like wanda start getting on fucking facebook right yeah imagine when your uncle jerry is just asking facebook what to jack off to right right like when he asks where to eat instead of googling it you know hey y'all know of any porn or

like she's brunette she's got sad eyes and she's like five foot two, but also there's a black guy, but he don't touch her, but he's looking at her, you know, and it's like, L.O.L, I'm horny.

Yeah. It's like, Junkle Jerry, come on, man. That's true because, like, if, like, Katie Perry and, like, Angelina Jolie are up there,

like, free the nipple, sex positivity, women's bodies. We're all just like, yeah, girl, you get it, because, like, we want to look at that shit.

But as soon as fucking Wanda's rolling them out, you know what I mean? All of a sudden, it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, Whoa, let's have some shame. I think it got took down, but she was, she was like literally in a G-string, like cooking them goddamn fucking pork chops on that caracet heater.

In a G-strain cooking pork chops on a carousine eater. Did you see how, did you see how shitty them pork chops looked? Yeah, they look bad. She had a fucking carrot. Said, no, dude, no. So you can't cook on carousine boys. No, dude, she had them wrapped up in full just sitting on top of the carousine hair. You're like, he's about done.

That ain't good. Just. Oh, dude, no. No, none of it's good. No. What the fuck are you talking about? There's no good part. But there is a person in the world who wants to see Wanda in a G string.

Oh, I want to see it. Nobody would enjoy them porkout. I want to, no, hell no. I mean, I want to see it for like a, I'm all about. You know what they say about tetties? Once you've seen one set. You want to see the rest of them. Actually, you know what?

Now I think about it subconsciously, that's why I said, roll them out. It's from that fucking Ron White bit. rolling back here. Yeah, when she's like, are you going to see my tini? Yeah, I do. All right,

rolling them back up. One time me and, me and Robbie was in Panama City. It's one of the greatest nights of my life. We was broke and I was hungry and we didn't have no money and was like, fuck it,

we'll just start walking to the gas station, see what happens. And I just stepped on a $20 bill because, of course I did. And we got these pringles that I swear to God only existed that night.

They were called, they were like sweet Maui onion pringles. With the purple. Yes, it was the purple. Have you seen them since? They're, they're in L.A. I have a theory as to where they're at.

Okay. That's a very Asian flavor. Yeah, Pammy City. Any sweet onion. I don't know why they were there then. There's also, there was a sweet Thai lay. Well, Ties in the name, obviously, that you could get in New York that the South didn't have for a while. Now they got them regular.

Well, anyways, we got the $20 and was off to get Pringles. And this fucking, it was just like that Ron White bet this fucking lady came up. She's like, boys, y'all got me money? We were like, yeah, but just enough for us. She's like, come on now, I'll show you my titty nipples and everything. Titty nipple. That was the phrasing she used. And, like, no one who's ever said it that way, do you want to see their tities?

Yeah. Except for, like, if we found $40, I'd have seen them tities, but we only found 20, and I needed cigarettes and food. And, like, that was 20. That's all we got. Like, I want to tell you. I mean, you should have come back out with, like, five cigarettes and made a deal. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah, you could. Yep, that would have been a move. Do you want four? of pringles and five cigarettes show me one teddy nipple. Yeah, just one teddy nipple. What is the, is that the boast you've been

hungry, the weirdest thing you ate? No, and I mean, like, it wasn't like we were, like, we'd ate earlier in the day, you know, it's just that we was out on our own, drunk as fuck, couldn't go back to where his dad was because we were so fucking hammered. And we were drunk hungry. We weren't like actual

fucking starving. What's the weirdest? What's the worst thing you've eaten when you were when you were drunk. Okay, okay. Well, I wasn't drunk. Let me tell you this story. But I know exactly what the worst thing. But go ahead.

But no. Because we was, one time, my. You've just now, now, now, DJ's just now started eating, so. That's true. I do want to hear this.

So, well, we, was, uh, me and my buddy, man, we was high as a motherfucker. And we was down there and, like, like, stoned or like fucked up?

Oh, like, fucked up. Well, well, I don't know what we was on. There you go. I know, I know he was in a bad way and the car broke down there

in, there with that. Oh, that is not a good spot for your car to break down. No, sir, no sir. But, well, we made it up beyond her to where the Steak and Shake is, all that shit is. And we were trying to get somebody coming to help us and stuff. But we were just in the Steak and shake just sitting there. And you know how they have those little things and got like all the peppers in them?

Oh, yeah, the vinegar sauce. Yeah, man. So, man, I was hungry as a motherfucker, man. So I just started eating peppers out of that motherfucker. Ooh. That's rough with me on nothing. Did you puke? Did that burn your nose?

Nah, I was bad. I was bad. For me, it wasn't so much what I ate. I was hungry enough to do that, I guess. The combination of what I ate actually hits. It's just the way in which I ate them was very disgusting. I think I may have even grouped threaded or something. I had decided that I wanted to, I didn't have no dip or nothing.

I wanted chips and dip, but I didn't have enough dip, but I did have a tub of sour cream, which all dip is is you put stuff in sour cream to make dip, you know? So I was like, well, fuck, sour cream's good enough. So I had Cheetos, but I was fucked up, son. Like I was so fucked up Like I couldn't hardly use my goddamn hands and shit like So I was trying to and all these Cheetos had been like crushed and shit like that So I'm like trying to hold on these Cheetos and dip them in the sour cream and couldn't

So I ended up just pouring the Cheetos on the plate and making Cheeto salad, you know, and just ate it like that Is it good though? Are you kidding me? It was fucking fun. I thought you meant worse like tasting worst. No, I guess I guess I like every out to wear it in a situation like that. Being in a situation like that, what's the weirdest fucking.

thing that you've ever eaten, I guess, is what I'm saying. Being drunk, specifically. Or just being in a situation. All right, here was a situation. And this is just so highlights why we should and should not have a podcast together, DJ. DJ's like, I was on meth. The car broke down. We went to steak and steak.

I started stealing peppers. You know how it is, man. It was a Tuesday. What the fuck was I supposed to do? It was the 23rd of the month. I didn't get my check for seven days. Well, I was traveling in South Africa, like the piece of shit that I am. I was a student.

there for a semester and we got invited the white kids got invited to this like ceremony you know what i mean of course we went you know what i mean i went to everything they asked me to go to and some of it was cool and some of it sucked like i remember we were going these tours sometimes they come on this tour we're going to go see this part of the city and then we would just drive through a shanty town and it was just like we were visiting poverty like that's what i realized you know what i mean whereas most of the kids with me even though they were smart good people were like just clicking pictures and I was like well I was a big enough dick back then I was like

hey stop doing that stop fucking taking pictures but this day wasn't here's what happened they cooked a goat part of this ceremony this kid was becoming a man and in his particular tribe or religion you get your wiener

your wienerwacked you get your circumcision when you turn 18 that does not help so you get your circumcised guess who'd be a boy still you get circumcised and then you hang out in the tent while it heals,

and there's all these blessings and the family's involved. And when you're done, you have a big feast. How long does it take your dick to heal up? Yeah. You'd have to have a feast. Yeah. Got them hungry in the muffler. Lost all this dick blood and I hadn't eaten in five days.

Jesus Christ. Sorry, all the napkins are on my balls. Jesus. So this family cooked a whole goat. And we were told they're going to cook a goat. It's a big honor for you guys to be in my life. Hold on. How big is the family?

And I asked because, like, in, places where, like, you don't get your dick chopped off till you're 18. There's usually a lot of people. There's a lot of people hanging around, like, one goat. There was a lot of people, but there was plenty of goat to go around. Right, right. And we were, and they were like, and somebody told us they eat almost every part of the goat, you know, blah, blah, blah.

And anyway, I was there and at some point, I very much was like, this has become, what else can we get these white people to eat? Yeah, yeah. But that part of my brain that was like, but if it's not, there's no way I'm saying. I would rather know in my heart that these people are laughing at the dumb America. Than offend them. Yeah. Then to be like, I'm sorry, I'm too good for this.

Straight up. Temple at Doom's that table. Is that what we're talking about? We're bringing out eyeballs. Oh, my God. The movie fucking sucked. And I didn't eat the eyeballs because somebody wanted them. Like uncle, my team blade, like he fucking ate the shit out of him eyeballs.

Yeah, that was. the drumstick of the tribe. But they gave out the intestines, and I was really nervous or whatever, and it honestly just tastes like stringy noodles. It was fine. And then I wouldn't even think. We were just going through the cycle, and I just absent-mindedly bit into a bite of the gallbladder because it was next. I've never put anything so rancid in my mouth.

Really? They like spurt, like a gusher? No, because it was cooked. Right. It was just, but it, I have. And it does seem like a guscious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get all that gall in your mouth.

Yeah. Well, I gushed. Like, I had to, I let, I pute. It's the worst taste I've ever tasted. Like, ugh. Like, a bladder is meant to gush. And nobody laughed at me, like, and I saw other motherfuckers eating it. So I was like, they're either committed to the bitter, this is,

but it's like, part of the thing is we will use every, like, I don't think when they regularly cook a goat. They leave that, they lay that shit in. You know what I mean? It was just like on this. Yeah, but on a spout. The gallbladder? No, no, I'm saying, I took that bite of it, and then fuck, I couldn't eat. anymore.

I had to puke. What about the bladder? What about the nuts and the dick? Did you eat goat dick? I feel like goat nuts came later. I feel like goat dick was just, that was just like part of the stomach or whatever. I love how you're like, I don't, I don't think they normally do this. But like, this was a special occasion.

Tachala just got his dick cut off. So, of course, we're fucking eating the, ugh. Do you wish you had so kind of like, like, ceremony like that, like here? Hell no. Not a dick chopping. I'm not saying necessarily a dick chop, but like. Jewish Americans have it. Yeah, they have it.

Okay, yes. You mean like a red ass coming of age? Yes. The red ass coming of age? That's exactly what I mean. You either fight your daddy, fuck your cousin, or blow something up. I think it's just like, ours are on accident. It's never playing.

It's just like the first time you see your papal's dick. You know what I mean? Like you're a man or like the first time. Pappal Donnie Boone. Whenever you're papal or. Before he saw his dick. It was huge. Yeah.

It was cold beer. Like whenever, whenever some old man in town lets you drink beer with him for the first time, you're a man. But like, we don't. step on glass and I'll dance on chairs like idiots. That's going to sound anti-Semitic. Fucking moron. What we do in that, what we do is we look at old man's dick. Drink beer with our daddy.

Look at your dick. It comes from a place of jealousy, realistically. No, you mean, do you do I, do I, I wish we had, here's why my answer is no. We are ostensibly a Christian culture where we're from. That'd be bad. And every Christian cultural move we have, like the daddy daughter dance and the promise rings and all that shit and the purity balls are fucking disgusting and gross.

It's like, look, I'd rather eat a gallbladder than watch some weird motherfucker dance with his daughter and then her promise to him in front of her whole community. I won't lose my virginity because I owe it to you And I didn't know it day So actually yeah Now that you say that I'm on I'm on your team now with that Where it's like in Mexico

What is it like I don't know what The Kensignere Like they have the Kinsenier Yeah yeah That's sweet 16 And that's that is fucking neat But like yeah We would turn it in to something

Not very neat Just like what you just said Like what if we I mean I think that it would be cool I think that it would be cool And I also think that it would be helpful That's what the That's what the

the debutante shit used to be. We don't do that shit anymore, but that you only... Well, because that's... And by the way, we still do. Andy was a debutante. Yeah. I'm not saying that, but like, back in the day, it was like, everyone did. Like, it was a thing you would, everyone would know about it.

Like, I've never been to a debutante ball. And if they were prevalent, I would have been to a debutante ball. No, if I had the bet, buddy. You know what? I think it's because y'all are new money. I bet your mom is furious. She's never gotten to be invited to one and that Kirby couldn't be one. No, I don't know.

Because Andy's mom was super happy. Chickenball. It all seemed to him. Well, No, no, no, but that's not even my point. Even if that was true,

what I'm saying is, like, we have, like, I've been in this area in my whole goddamn life. I know some people. I've never heard of that.

I've never been invited to one, never seen one. And Ringo or Thea. If they, if they were going on, I would have at least heard of a debut time ball. It was in Knoxville. Yeah.

And, uh, Andy's Papal was a pretty high up mason over there, and that had something to do with why they got invited. And Rainbow Girls. Yeah. I don't know if my mama. I don't know what Rainbow girls are?

Now, that's how, this is getting worse. That's, that's, uh, that's, uh, you're gonna fuck it up, but I can wait. Oh, that's, no, no, never mind. That's, uh, what's them, uh, all them new type of people. Them new type of people. You know, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like autism, but with like unicorns and shit, the, uh, not paleo. Indigo children.

It's like autism with unicorns. The indigo children. I thought you meant just like queer is the way our mom said. Yeah, indigo. Well, you can see where I think Indigo children and rainbow. Do you mean pansexuals, car? No, no, no. No, then I don't know what Rainbow Girls are.

Literally, all it is is a young, debutant-ish associated organization that is part of the Mason. Okay, well, what about that? There's no way that hits. Yeah, that sounds the worst. I mean, they just volunteer and wear white dressers. Let me tell you where I'm at on the Masons. All right. All right. So, first off, well, like, you know, you see, like, a national treasure and shit like that with Nicholas Cage or whatever.

And, like, that's the Masonic Temple and all that shit. And, like, there's part of that. Yeah, but that's like the internet age version of it. For sure. For sure. But there's part of me that, like, you know, like, all that, you know, tradition is cool and, like, passwords are cool. And, like, you know, having a key. That shakes. Them are neat. But that was a huge part of society. Yeah. Yeah. And like, so now. Even outside of Christian stuff.

Uh, like, I was just listening to a podcast in the way over here about, um, did you know that Elron Hubbard had a blood magic sex orgy with this famous rocket scientist girlfriend? Of course he did. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. And they were part of a society. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Yes. All right. So, like, there's, there's that, there's that part of the Masons. And I'm like, wow, that shit's wild and, like, demonic. And I don't know about that. They're definitely, like, harboring sex trafficking and shit like that. But then, like, every time I see the Masons. Masons nowadays, it's a little motherfucker wearing a goddamn

a poo hat driving around a tiny car, throwing out pecan logs. So I don't really know, like, where's the middle Masons? You know what I mean? Those are the only two that I know. Civic clubs used to be a bigger part of America. Elk Lodge shit like that. Yeah. Well, yeah.

Some people were into Masons. Some people were in the Elk Lodge. Some people just went to church and that's all they did. And I think the Masons was a lot more for men to like get away from the church and do like, I guess what I've always felt like the Mace and more of a. To me, whenever I see, like, there's a Masonic temple. It's both is what I'm saying. Yeah, God, I agree with that.

I would do it. When you don't have TV and internet and record players are mediocre or whatever, and you don't want to hang out with your wife and listen to music like you do every goddamn night, you join a civic club. Some people joined a Christian, very Christian-centered civic club. And some other motherfuckers are like, wait a minute. There's a place where we're going to eat steak and drink beer, and they went and did that. And then all over America, you have people doing that.

Well, some of them got into some weird guys. Right, right, right. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. And some of them were just like, look at that old boy, we're going to make him walk around naked to be in our club. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah, because, no, and you're right, and I'm sure there's some of it's like that, but then, like, I don't know, like you see the secret, the initiations and stuff like that. And it almost seems to me it's like, it's like these people were like, well, the Klan got a bad rap.

So we'll just, we'll just all go over here and we'll wear moose ears. You know. We all believe the same shit. We're keeping the roads. We need a different hat, y'all. You know what I think it was? I think they're all mad about the hat. That's the hat.

God damn. There was one guy who hated the robes the whole time. I've been trying to tell y'all. That's such an allegory for what's happening right now. Yes. We're all mad. We're not mad at the hat. It was never a fucking hat.

God damn it. We don't give a fuck about your hat. Guess we'll put on a different hat. God, damn. You all want some pecan logs, queer? Yeah, yeah. That's so, I don't know anything about the Mason Lodge, and y'all feel free. Y'all feel free all our listeners out there who's Pappaw's in the Mason's Lodge,

and you want to defend it, because I don't know shit about it. R.L. was a Mason. R. L. Stein? My Pappell. Oh, okay. The one I didn't like. Oh, well, see, there you go. Why didn't you like him?

Well, because he cheated on my grandmother her whole life, left as soon as she got Alzheimer's and was extremely racist. To me, that just seems like the base for the Mason's. You know what I mean? Like that just seems like It just seems like whatever. Papo. Yeah. Well,

I'll do that. When I say extremely, it's like, I'm not like, all right, my friend Calvin came home with me for Easter because he couldn't afford to go home. Calvin,

I played football with him at Marival. He happened to be black. And like, my papal was a little embarrassing. There was no hatefulness, but he was just like, you know, I serve a lot of black people

and I got along with him. Yeah, did that. That was Clemmin. Then that's that's papal racism. R.L. literally found out because he was that's the I think I'm doing this right racism my RL was disenfranchised

from the family I don't know what the right word is so I said disenfranchised we kicked him out for a bit and he came back right before he died you know when somebody's dying you got to let him back in I was against it but I don't have much of a vote then and he found out I'd been to South Africa in the meantime and buddy you talk about excited because of Parthide yeah he was legitimately

like man they did some interesting things there so that's the kind of that's the level of racism I'm talking about. Yeah, that's rough. My aunt... Because most of the racism I know, they didn't even know that they did that over there. My aunt was married to her husband Peter for a long time. They're divorced now, but they had two beautiful mixed children.

My cousin's Matthew and Jacob. He told her it was in the Bible that the races shouldn't mix. It is not, for the record. No, that's cloth. Not races. You can't make cloth? Yeah, it's in Leviticus. Right.

Can't have mixed fibers. Maybe that's what he thought that was about. Well, maybe my papal thought fiber would get metal. I think that a lot of people... Maybe it would have changed his whole life and somebody would explain to him. I think that a lot of people take... I think that a lot of people take that whole Tower of Babel thing.

Like when all that happened and all the languages supposedly got made and we weren't supposed to go with that. Well, then there's that whole Sumeria thing. Because I didn't grow... I grew up in a church that wasn't exactly super progressive. And the Tower of Babel was always told that the problem there was that they said they were going to build a tower to heaven. And it was their arrogance. No one was mad about... I just meant I could see.

Some people taking it that way. Mesopotamian Mexicans work for them. But also on the counter of that, like the literal Good Samaritan, one of the parables from the Bible that you could have never read the Bible in your life and you've heard of a Good Samaritan because like it's a trope in Hollywood and shit like that. Hell, that whole thing was the opposite, whereas like he wasn't supposed to go over here to help these motherfuckers. He's not supposed to leave Samaria because they're not supposed to go over here with the Philistines. And he did.

And because he did, they were like, he's a good one. So like, yeah, actually it kind of goes counterintuitive. The Song of Solomon. is a love poem written to his second or third wife. And in there... The one he's seen on that balcony? I don't know. I think that was Michael Jackson with his child.

But in that particular story, they just mentioned early on that it's mixed race, and they don't mention it again. He just says, something like, we come from different tribes, the sun has touched my skin, and yours is whatever, whatever.

And then they just move on. Yeah. Well, people going to hear what they won't hear. You know how, like, there's a moment when you're drunk where you go I know I'm not like drunk drunk I'm not I can keep up with a conversation in terms of what we just said

but I don't know where we were five minutes ago oh well we were we were talking about Facebook and then I don't know why I got on the Masonic Lodge I have no fucking idea it got brought up briefly and I just was like you know what let me tell about what I think about the Masonic Lodge well if we don't have anywhere to go with it here's the thought I've been having for a while now

but lately it's really come up with what's going on in the world both in terms of nightmare situations and the coronavirus i think the illuminati as a conspiracy theory is the sort of the saddest one it to me it's the most obvious when i hear people talking about it i'm like yeah it would be nice if there were 12 people in black robes and control of all this god wouldn't that be great we could either rely it's a cop out or blame everything yeah it's a cop out you know what i mean It's a fuck. I mean, I think I just always felt like it's a cop out no matter who, like whoever the one is saying it. They're always saying it when some shit is going a certain way and they don't want to feel that they have any control over it because if they for one second feel that they have any control over it, that means that they should be doing more and that they should vote. And by saying it's just the Illuminati, they can alleviate themselves of any social responsibility whatsoever because no matter what I do, it doesn't fucking matter. This isn't on me. We all know at the end of the day, it's just a bunch of motherfuckers. in bird masks jerking off on each other's faces and making some new type of rape.

Creating it in a cauldron. Yeah. Yeah. With I of Newt and particle accelerators. Yeah, man. Dude, the thing about goddamn fucking the Illuminati is that, like, if you think about, like, the were the beginnings of where they came from, it's like, holy shit, I'm down with these motherfuckers.

What are you talking about? Because they were basically just scientists and artists who were like going on the ground because the church was like, they didn't even want Dix to be on statues. So that's what the conspiracy theory. Can you believe that being Da Vinci? Can you imagine being Leonardo da Vinci making your statue and a mother coming about no dix? Like this is what I do. Yeah.

So many things. First of all, just so everyone's clear, because DJ, I didn't know what you just said. So I want to rehash it for everyone who also didn't know. you're saying the origin story of the Illuminati is that it was scientists, thinkers, artists who were being persecuted by the church so they went underground. And then I imagine the way the conspiracy theory goes

is eventually they became more powerful than the church because they were smart and they figured it. And they accidentally replaced it kind of as the oppressor. When people hate the Illuminati, is that sort of their theory? Well, see, then you have to be against the church. I think it just all intermingles at some point. Sure, but I'm saying...

It all just bleeds into each other. I'm saying that the church is the Illuminati. That conspiracy theory is often that these are the most powerful people in the world when the church is no longer. So they have replaced the church in that way, according to the conspiracy theory. Dude, there's so many conspiracy theories. I think it's just the government is the goddamn Illuminati and nobody wants to admit that the person they voted for. Does anybody think Trump is in control of him? Hell no.

Or any. He would love to be, and whatever the Illuminati is, he would love to be there. That's his whole fucking thing. But he don't hit. And he could never be that because he's two. Two things. Bill, real quick. Bill Burr's talked about how he dove in the conspiracy theories for a little while,

went down on those YouTube rabbit holes. And then he had a friend say something to him who works in D.C. That he said makes sense to him. And this is how I've always felt about it. He was like, yeah, my buddy was like, yeah, Bill, let me tell you something. These people would do that. But they absolutely would control the world if they could. But like, we can't get a goddamn bill past.

to fix taxes. Why do you think there's anybody who can just fucking do it? Like, we can't get along well enough. We can't. And no one has enough power. So that A.B., Corey, I've said this to DJ on End of the Obisket before. I feel, I want to know your thoughts, that conspiracy theories are kind of replacing religious myths. Yeah, they're way more fun.

It's a morality play. It's often obvious who the good guys and bad guys are. But there's enough gray area. to make it super interesting, and it's essentially about power and right and wrong. Well, and also, we at least have the good grace to say it's a theory. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's a lot of conspiracy theories that I buy into,

but at the end of the day, I'll still go, this is a conspiracy theory. I'm not like it's 100% true, but I'm like, I could see it. But in some areas of the culture, correct me if I'm wrong, DJ, if you don't buy in, you're ostracized. Well, them's the radicals. Well, yeah, there's radicals and everything, and they're serious about it.

I mean, like, fucking flat earth people. Those motherfuckers, I mean, they're great. I fucking... Are they like the half's nine wives and some of them are 14 versions of Christians? You know, like... There's Christianity as a religion, and then there's those people who are in a weird... Yeah, right, right, right, right. And I don't think...

Conspiracy theory is a cool thing to do. Yeah, yeah. There's people who are like, the earth is literally... Yeah, like, there's... I'm just saying, like, there's, yeah, there's like us who just, like, get up on Reddit, look at this shit, and then text our buddies, like, man, wouldn't... this shit be wild. But at the end of the day,

we're still talking about it into a microphone, which like no true conspiracy theorists would ever do without fucking wearing some sort of hat. Who you putting this out to. So on that note, then, let me change my new,

here's my theory. Conspiracy theory didn't replace religion. The internet did. There you go. I mean, yeah, well, that's where, because it's where everyone goes to seek the truth.

Yeah. The holy Bible. But I mean, morality, look for your rules. And then you go, but if you got, If you got, and that's why the worst people, that's why the worst people on the fucking, that's why the worst fucking people on the internet are the goddamn religious people as anyways.

Because like, they're the religious people are not. They came into it already with this like, I think he disagrees. I don't know, man, because. No, we're not saying they're not, they are bad. Do you know, like, first off, let me say this, every single person on earth is susceptible to fake news because we live in a time of Poe's law. And we have to do more research now before we post things, before we believe things, before we spout off bullshit. to our buddies. You need to at least go to the third page of Google before

you go, this shit's real. And even then, you're like, well, who fucking knows they could have doctored a video or whatever the fuck? However, the reason, dude, just across the board, everybody, I don't give a fuck what anybody tries to say. Republicans, conservatives, share more of that goddamn bullshit.

I see more of them. And we, I see it with liberals too, but I see way more fucking conservative people sharing the onion is real, the Babylon B is real, blah, blah, blah, blah, all this fucking bullshit. They listen to fuck news. as soon as one of them people says something, they're like, yep, that's it. And it's because they came into the game

already just believing in things without fact, because that's their whole fucking life, was just going, well, it must be true. I just believe it. It doesn't matter if you have fact. Like someone that has that religious fucking tent pole in their life to just live their life based completely on faith that makes sense to them and makes them feel better about them.

Your help is absolutely going to get on the internet, which is the mecca of that and go, yep this is what it is because this is what i saw again it's people across the board but yeah so i agree with you that that is what that is and when you get those that fucking that perfect storm of dumb motherfucker meeting dumb motherfucking thing yeah it's just an an unstoppable idiot meets an immovable fucking dumb ass yeah yeah yeah well idiot yeah goes against you black out i don't maybe yeah that was great that was great well thank you and also another thing that i want to say on conspiracy theories while I'm here

and then I will leave the floor. The one that's really, the one that's fucking really irking me right now and has for a while is this whole like, the liberals control everything, the liberals control the media, the liberals, if the liberals want something, they're going to make this, it's the liberals that have made the coronavirus and the liberals have done this to make Trump look

bad and the blah, blah, blah, and they're controlling. And I always, I hear that and I'm like, just at face value, think about what you just said. Think about, you're saying that the liberals literally control the world and can control everything and can control a biological attack, but they couldn't get

Hillary Clinton elected president. Are you shitting me? That's why Trump's a hero to those folks. Right. Because he's the one that beat all that? He beat the fucking Illuminati. Listen, nobody could take away that. Listen, I don't want to say anything,

but like, me personally, I've been over entertaining motherfuckers since, in politics since Reagan. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't want an entertaining motherfucker. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But listen, and I'm not knocking her or anything

but like when I saw that SNL thing where like Elizabeth Warren changed things and people are like I want this to be my president I was like based on what? Right. I mean yeah but because we want entertaining people the most motherfucking

entertaining motherfucker out there right now, dude I don't give a fuck how dumb and stupid and idiotic he is. Fucking Trump. up. But entertaining to who? Entertaining to who? But also that's... Entertaining those people.

Yeah, that's true. Entertaining those people. That's objectively true. Corey was talking about how... And Corey and I were talking about how they feel about him in their brain. Because he's so goddamn entertaining. That might be why. They got TV brain, man.

Hold on. But I'm saying their reason why, in my opinion, is they do believe a lot of them. Liberals control everything. And therefore, they think... and that's why he's great and this unbelievable hero because he beat that machine. You're right, but they're not, but they're not cognitive of what you're talking about, DJ. Hold on. Do you understand what I'm saying?

No, no, no. They don't, they don't. They don't consciously think Trump's entertaining. That's why I love him. But I think they consciously think Trump beat the liberal machine that I thought was unbeatable, and that's why I love him. That's fucking wow. It's just, and I do believe you're right.

It's just so inside. to me and we beat this horse to it's dead and a motherfucker. And by the way, if anyone out there's listening I hate Trump but he's not entertaining, you are full of shit. Oh, you're so full of shit. My buddy James Myers who used to support Trump, I think almost as a gag and now doesn't, had my favorite joke about it where he was talking

about Hillary Clinton and he was like, of course she lost. I saw this dude play a stadium. Yeah. He did 50 minutes. No notes. Off the cuff. Latalica could not have followed him. Everyone loved it. And then who'd they drag out? A mamma with a dead tooth. Well, and that's the

That's the thing, too, is like, one thing is that, like, which I try to be better about, and I've tried to tell people I was like, don't fucking fall for this shit, because that's what they're fucking trying to do. He's entertaining on two platforms. They may go, well, yeah, you say that Trump's entertaining, but, you know, if your life is actually in danger because of his policies, he's not entertaining. I'm like, I hear you on that, but I guaranteeing fucking T you, you will share a goddamn clip show that someone put together of Trump misspelling words and fucking, like, Trump's saying shit wrong. So you're still getting your. You're speaking academically. You're not saying that I find it entertaining that kids in cages are dying.

You're saying just objectively, look at what he's doing. This motherfucker is a reality TV show himself. Yeah. Andrew Yang didn't even have a tight 10, bro. Like, Trump's doing a different show every night. That was one of James's tags. Was it? He was like, I'm out here trying to build a fucking tight 10.

And this son of a bitch is doing 60. Yeah. But, like, dude, but like for real, like, I mean, he's got a new hour. Every three months. That's why, but that's why like, and I know it'll never stop, but like any... Speaking of, I went to church with my dad. He's just, today was his first Sunday as the official pastor of the church he's been working with. Oh, hell yeah.

Sorry about all that other stuff I just said. Did he hit? My dad's got a good 30. He's got, I guarantee you. There's a few moves. Yeah, but, but... Like, my dad only turns left when he walks away from the crowd. You say he's got a good 30, though.

Go next week. He got to have a new 30. He has to have a new 30. I know. And I believe he will. But, like, I say that's a... But yeah, what if you had a comedy Bible like that? Like, that, like...

Well, it's also like, when you... Most of the time, when you start doing... That is funny. Like, that's a lot of source material. Yeah, he can steal bits. He can do cover songs. Right, he could literally just do Billy Graham... He could literally just quote a Billy Graham sermon and tell everybody he's fucking doing that and that'd be fine.

It's a smash. Brough. Murder. We're totally in wrong. I'm in the wrong business. But, like, oh, no, man, that's fucking... You had to add to... My dad was always in the wrong business.

He also... He also... He also... He also don't... $15 to fix these brakes. I guess I'm in the wrong business. He also don't have to make people laugh. All preachers have to do is have two to three jokes for the 30, and it's like...

Oh, my dad does no jokes, son. But I'm sure... That's not true. He got two really good laughs today. And that's... And that, dude, when you get two really good laughs as a preacher, that's like a comedian murdering the whole fucking time. And he was crushing with him.

And he was crushing with him. them too and they weren't like one-liner's yuck-yuck jokes he was like this was off the cuff he was in the middle of it he was screaming my dad's like a evangelical style yeah yeah yeah yeah and he was up there and he was like you hear old people say it from time

to time people from the old school talking about I ain't having that and he's just talking about himself like we've heard my dad said I'm not going to have that I ain't having that I'm not having that and you might let that go if it's your mama I'm not having that but let me tell something about God he don't care if you're having

that at all. Nice. When he did that, them fucking Christians were like, ooh, I bet they did. I know they did. But that's,

that's, and that's why, that's why those fucking claptor comedians, and I say comedians, like, those like, because like,

if you're just a claptor person, I don't consider you a comedian, but those people that just go on the claptor tours, like, they just got to be funny, like, one time, because basically the whole crowd

just shows up to agree with them, which is what you do when you go see a preacher or whatever. You ain't got, man, you ain't got to do a trade like that. Do it. now now and again not saying your dad because like you still have to be a good goddamn preacher but like man

a good god damn but i feel but i feel like man just give me like eight shows in a row we're like core you just gotta do 30 and you ain't got to be funny it's just that you got to everybody just got to agree with you i'll be like hell yeah and that's what trump does you could do that on the well-read shows yeah i wouldn't yeah i wouldn't because it's not what you because i'm a fucking comedian right yeah yeah uh and i well first off i feel like you could Go pee, go pee. Me and DJ will kick it for a minute. I feel like I could do that for like 15. I know, I could do it for the whole time,

and everybody would feel like they had a good time, but I don't think they'd come back to the goddamn show. You know what I'm saying? I think they'd be like, oh, yeah, we agree with that. I heard everything this guy thought, but I'm not, you know, I ain't fucking coming back to that shit. Yeah. So, but course, now, I don't know what it's like out there to do shows

that ain't completely goddamn corked-batted for my bullshit. bullshit. You know what I'm saying? Like that was one of the scariest things. Like when we were on, I think we've been on tour for like two and a half years straight. And like, I was doing more shows than any other comedian that I knew on earth. Like I was, we were doing like the fucking six, seven a week, whatever. But it was just to our people. I was going out. They, even if they didn't know who I was, they knew that I had at least gotten the stamp approval from their hero, the liberal Redne. And then the first weekend I had to do with like Josh Wolfe, or I was just opening with him. And I was like, I guess I'm going to do the same

act. I was fucking mortified. I was so terrified. It was that first time where I was like, oh my God, are these jokes good or does that crowd really love me? And it turns out, you know, you boy hits. And it was absolutely fine, had a great time. But like, yeah, you know, that was terrifying.

And like a preacher gets to go up every goddamn week corked bat and again can steal shit. Your dad's on that bullshit, ain't he? Yeah, dude. My dad's the only motherfucker in here that ain't a, well, that's not true. Dad does a, that does weddings. Now, that ain't a preacher no more. He's a, you know, pirate.

He's a... I forgot. Yeah. So he do that now. He's a prolific author. He's a prolific author. He's a prolific. He's prolific, I'll say that.

Yeah. Motherfucker is not against Lifick at all. That motherfucker's had so much toilet paper and hand sanitizer underneath his goddamn house for so long. Guarantee. Yeah, yeah. He wouldn't even worried about this shit. Corona. Hell no.

He ain't sitting on a gold mine. Sitting on a gold mine. Yeah. But no man, what the phone is I going to say? Oh yeah, man. Now, it's fun to go out there. Now, of course you got to like, but like, man, I've been doing these shows here recently getting ready to go. On the tour we didn't get it.

Yeah, man. Didn't hit, but like, dude, it's been wild fucking working out like this material man. And like one of my big things is talking about how, like, I'm a fella and I want Bernie to vote. I want to vote people to vote for Bernie because I want. want to have a vote. Yeah. You know what I mean? He's the only first I've ever heard said it.

And dude, working that joke, woo-wee! It has been, it had been, woo-but it had been something. Which is weird to me because I feel like, if I was in that crowd with some people, I'd be like, even if we don't agree, we better laugh at this guy. Well, he might murder. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, if a felon tells you something, just laugh at him, humor them. Yeah, but, well, you know, when you're at a goddamn, you know, Chuck's bait and

tackle. Chuckle-hut. Tough room. Yeah, dude. It's a, it's goddamn, yeah, buddy. And it's like, no, but listen, what? You should vote for Bernie with Trump. You got to go through, like, fucking a minute of people yelling.

Yeah, and I've been immune to that for a while. I don't know how interesting this is to people not in this room. Oh, sorry. Fuck them. No, no, not you. What I'm about to say. Oh. Buddy, trust me.

I've had people literally write me and say, I would listen to DJ read the phone book. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm going to ask y'all something. So here we go. Say that. Here we go. We'll get DJ to read the phone book.

book here. I don't know if this is interesting to the comedians, but I've thought about it because I've done both. I think you've done both, and I think you've done both, Corey. And I don't know what my answer is. I know that right now I would say Bait and Tackle Chuck's Hucklefoot, but that's

because I haven't done it in a while. I'm out there in L.A., and sometimes the shows are great. And sometimes they're bad, and sometimes they're somewhere in between, but I've had one or two where, one for example, the two hosts went up. They're very popular comedians. What does that mean?

Is that Wormons? Yeah, Wormons. Okay. You're not post-the-common. I'm just making it clear of this. They're warm. They're very popular young female comics who've been on the MTVs and the HBOs and all that stuff. Did you mean to say that like an old person because it hit for me?

I don't know. They've been on the MTV's. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. One, two, or three, whatever you got. And one of them I know, and she's funny. The first I ever saw her, I was like, damn, she's doing something super different, and I like her. They had this show. It's like Super Hit Bar.

they asked me to do it and I said yes of course I did you know and I went in there and it was there was people in the room and you know I was like all right and they were like you're going first and I was like all right and it was the opposite of herbs bait and tackle at the chuckle fuck they talked about Miley Cyrus for 10 straight minutes you know god as there as the co-host opening thing it was all 22 to probably 28-year-olds. Wow. It looked like all of them either had money or were trying very hard to pretend they did.

Coming up, we would do rooms together, often all three of us, where I thought I had nothing in common with those people there. Yeah. And in retrospect, there was so much fertile ground. At least both of y'all would have hated people talking about Molly Cyrus. Sure. that there's so many other like even outside of the thing I've set up here like I did that Paul Pee show another y'all were on that waylon was with me trail Pee yeah Paul yeah pill

Paul Pee he did I guarantee it yeah I think we'd heard hey ladies you got that pussy on you I know you do I can smell it here's how I get it and he pulls a pill a pill bottle out and shakes it that was his opener anyway he had to show at a fucking guard armory or whatever one. And like, there could be nothing scarier to me at the time. A college educated young comedian, blah, blah, blah. But it's like, but I actually, you know, I came from the same culture as those people. Right.

We just had arrived at different conclusions or whatever. Right. Right now, it's easier for me to go, man, let me tell you something. When the host talk about Miley Cyrus for 10 minutes, that's way worse. Oh, yeah. No, I was getting ready to agree with you. I ain't done Herbs Bait and Tackle, fret the chuckle fuck, in a long time. I'm not entirely sure.

That's true. Now, all right. I'll give you my take on it. And by the way, when I say worse, I mean worse for me, and I'm asking you what's worse for you. Those two girls I was just talking about could not possibly do anything at Herbs Burt and Tackle. Right. So here's my thing on it. Did they do good in the, where they were?

One of them did. Now, I think that the fine folk, the patrons of Herbs Bait and Tackle, where I've played, many a weekend they're still essentially the same people that I grew up doing comedy in front of and like when I

it just I think maybe now But is that the only reason why it's easier No I grew up doing comedy in front of Probably because like yeah Like honest to God Like see I have been Me and DJ both all of us

We've been on some like A lot of people were just like Oh you forgot where you came from You turned liberal to get You turned liberal to get Famous or whatever I'm like I've been on some fuck

Trump bullshit before Trump was even in the conversation. It's why it was like so difficult. We all used to walk people talking about Jesus. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, this has always been my M.O. This has always been my M.O. But, like, I grew up in it, like, doing stand-up from 16 on at the comedy catch, which is Herbs Chucklefuck.

But, like, always an older crowd. Yeah, always an older crowd. So, like, it's not like everybody out there was wearing a fucking MAGA hat, but I ain't none of them wanted to hear about fucking Miley Cyrus ever. So I grew up doing stand-up to those people. I learned how to make older people laugh. And then I also learned how to give them my unsolicited an opinion on some bullshit.

And the first time I ever did it, it'd be like, you know, got 20% of the room. We're like, oh, good for you a kid. But then I had to figure out, it's like, all right, without compromising my morals, how do I do this joke and not have people want to stab me after us? How do I let them know exactly who I am? And first and foremost, it still has to be funny. Right. But, like, not compromise my morals.

Don't go up there and try to, like, you know, reach across the aisle and try to, you know, let him think, like, maybe he's fucking, like, how Johnny Carson would have to do his monologue. Like, you know, the famous thing about Johnny is like, you know, the best thing about Johnny is you never knew who he voted for. And honestly, back then, Democrats and Republicans were the same fucking person, so it didn't really matter. But, like, we live in a different time now. So, like, I genuinely think. Maybe. Well, there's the whole civil rights thing. Oh, yeah, that's true.

Yeah, I know, but there was some Democrats on some fuck shit, too. That was right when the party was, like, flipping, and there was like a gray area there for a while. I feel like there's a bigger difference between Bernie and Trump than there is. That actually is accurate, yeah, because it was during the LBJ shit, right? When LGBA... When the Democrats went for the civil rights movement, Republicans went, this is a real fucking big opportunity.

And LBJ, because they said to LBJ famously, if you do this, the Democrats will never win in the South again in your lifetime, and he was like, look at my dick, why I take the shit. The goddamn Democrats have been supporting the LBJQ community. So anyways, my point is, like, I have not gone and just straight up done a show at the chuckle. Like, I mean, I just stand up live, but I was opening for Josh. And also, like, I was opening for Josh. And there's a very big difference.

Like, I don't give a shit who you are, what you're like morals are, what you want to express to the crowd. When you're opening for a comedian, your first job is to be very funny. actually your second your first job is to not ruin the headliner's night it's his fucking night and so going up there like I would do the ones where like this is who I am and this is what I believe but like I'm

not I'm not getting real fucking Bill Maher on you or whatever but like I still think that like if you put me right now with the set that I have to like you know the fuck Trump yada yada yada and he put me in front of like a chuckle hut room if you gave me 30 minutes I might for the first

five to six be like oh shit, here's how they, but I would figure out the next 20 and I would end up making them like me in spite of all that shit. Like they would end up being like, oh, he's just a liberal, but whatever some entertainers are, and I could entertain them. If I went up and I get up there and five to six minutes

in, I realize like, oh shit, this is a young crowd. I literally don't have nothing for them. I do have something for the Make America greater green crowd. Like I have some bits that I can do that are maybe non-political or at least like kind of down the aisle where they can be like, well, I don't agree, but that's funny. But when

comes to like, because dude, I did the college shows. I just know it for a fact. Like, I get up there and if, like, they weren't into it, I don't have it for them. I don't even, I don't even, it's not that I'm not talented enough. I don't have the capacity. You had some good shows. I did because I was like, like, the only way I could get them is like, if five to six minutes in, I realized that like, oh my God, I'm so fucking old and they're not relating to any

of this, I could like shift a gear and lean on that. And then they were like laughing at the fact that was it. I saw you crush at a guy. Christian college. But that's because that was a different thing. Because what did I do? As soon as I realized

this shit ain't gonna work, I literally just got behind the motherfucking pulpit, son. And also what I... And also what I realized about those people, and I talked to him afterwards, it's true,

just because they're going to a Christian college doesn't mean that their ass wasn't just sent there. They wanted to hear me do my most PG version of sex jokes, which is where like, they know what I'm about to say,

but I didn't technically get trouble because I didn't say it, but the kids were just like, yeah, yeah, he means butt fucking. Yeah. So I know how to do that, but like, if I went in front of a crowd, it was just like, we want to, we want to hear nothing but the, like, buzzfeed listical jokes. And, like, if you don't know who fucking Billy Ilish is, get the fuck out of here, I would have to just, I don't know what I do, but I do know what to do in front of the fucking conservatives. I can figure it out.

I'm out of breath. I feel, I feel. Do you agree with him? Man, I feel like. Like bringing it to your world, you talking about being a felon. Yeah. Are you more afraid or not afraid? You think it's going to be a hard-in-not?

I'm such a piece of shit. I could get them. But you think it's going to be hard or not to do that in front of like uptight Christians or uptight young people in expensive clothes? Who are super cool. Just that joke. Super cool kids are hard to make laugh. In general. Super cool kids?

Yeah. Worst. Yeah, they're hard to make laugh, but I'd get them because I'm such a garbage can. I'm such a garbage can. I am. I really am. And look, and listen, that gets over. Yeah.

As soon as you walk on stage, you're like, this is a human garbage can. Yeah, this is literally a dump truck. Somebody, yeah, yeah, that's all they're saying. It's like, this is a fucking hot mess. And, like, man, I've had, I've had, I've definitely done bad. I've definitely done so bad. Burnt, but I've also done very well. I've gone in between, but.

I haven't had enough to know that, like, if I, I know that for me the answer is those kids. But I still don't know if that's because I came up in front of those crowds on the other side that we were talking about. Of course. Where I mastered them. And that's why they don't scare me anymore. And here's the other thing. I don't care what they think about me.

I don't care what those kids think about me. But the more an old guy tells or even like insinuates that he don't care what kids think about him, the more the kids are like, oh, you care. Because kids are so fucking arrogant. They're like, you care. But like, I don't give a fuck what those. fucking people at the goddamn side sputters. Think about me because I got over it real quick. Here's what I, let me say this.

No, go back to you, Corey. Here's what I found doing it in front of kids or doing it in front of the hip crowds or whatever. I have a lot of jokes that are based in annoyance and or anger. A very prime example is what it's currently, or at least the last version of the tour, my closer, which is about cool kids, and that's who we're talking about, dressing like hipster. and when I'm sorry, dressing like our uncles. When I did those jokes in front of our crowd, Corey, or when I did a few shows at the chuckle fuck,

I would just be angry and annoyed. Can you believe it's hip to wear a car heart now? Can you believe that? You know, how annoying is that? It's bullshit to see these kids in Nashville, blah, blah, blah. And then I went to New York for a week and I was doing some of those same jokes. It worked in a black room murdered.

Of course. We can't believe he's why I can't. kids. Then I got him for them white kids, and it wasn't failing, but it was like, whatever. Because they were like, you're talking to us. And this kid, Michael Rowland, I didn't know him well enough. I fucking love Michael Rowland. I didn't know him well enough at the time for him to say it to me. He said it through Rufat, who I also love.

I love Rufat, too. He said, why is Drew screaming at everyone in the crowd without acknowledging that he's screaming at everyone in the crowd? And then that, like, Rufat told me he asked that. And I was like, oh, yeah, I'm shitting on them. But I'm not acknowledging. that I'm shitting on them. Right. I'm like talking to them like... Like they're old people.

Hey, you know these people that don't hit? Yeah. It's them. So the next show, I just changed it to curiosity. Instead of being like, what the fuck? I was just like, why are you doing that? There was no animosity. It was like, you know that's weird, right?

Yeah. Like, was that what you want to do with your life? Yeah. Like my uncle? Murdered. You've got to acknowledge the kids these days part of it, even though it's like we're so fucking, me and you are young

ass people in the grand scheme of the world. I'm not. In the grand scheme of the... I'm 42. Oh, that's right. I forgot Drew was 42. We've been Kay Fabin that this whole time.

But like still, 42 is like, you ask... Not that old. Not that old at all. Comedy ages so fucking quickly that like I'm, like, even though I'm like the baby of the group and even on our tour, like everybody considers me a baby, when I go out and do, when I do the same fucking act I do in,

front of all these people who think I'm the little baby. I'm the old motherfucker when I do it. And I'm like, I'm not that much older than you. But like, as far as how the technology shift and like the 9-11 curve there, like, just those fucking eight years makes me, like, I know some shit that y'all don't and that's going to come across as kids these days. But I'm not trying to do it. Like, I had that, I had to do it on the fucking album.

I had that, like, I'm not trying to be the kids these days. Guys, like, I'm trying so fucking hard to do it because, like, in my opinion, these kids are like, I think they're great. I think they're way better. me at most things but like it's it's you can't comedy is just about pointing out shit that's dumb and when you're older and all the people in the audience

it just looks like you're like we're fucking dumb but like yeah you're right like when you're doing it to our crowd they're like we are so dumb they're not ready to be dumb right I had a goddamn point what we fucking talking was that yeah no I gotta go get another beer yo

go get go get another beer yeah it's time to wrap it up we we uh we get we can start brought another. Yeah, we got to do that, man. It was about young folks and how I'm not cool. Oh, oh, no, I know.

Oh, no, no, no. He forgot his point about young folks. No, no, no, no, I know what it was. I know what it was. You said, you said the difference is being afraid on those particular stages, like, worrying about how the set's going to go in front of the chuckle folks, or worried about how the set's going to go in front of the fucking Arianna Grande crowd.

Used to, I would have been like, fuck what these cool kids think of me. I don't give a shit. And I still, like, at my core feel that way. But I'm more so now, like, I kind of care more what they think of me than the fucking, like, old chuckle fuck crowd. And the only reason I do, they're right. A, because they're right. But B, it's a very superficial reason that I'm ashamed to say, but, like, it just is accurate.

I can have a career if some old people think I'm an asshole. But at a certain point with how demographics work and stuff, I need some young people to, be on my team. Like, you know what I'm saying? Well, I really think about that is they're never

right about that. No, no, no. Almost never. Right. I do actually need to be able to connect with 18 to 28-year-olds.

Like, I need to be able to. It's hard, but I need to be able to do that. Whereas, like, the demographic that I already know how to connect to, fucking, they'll die before I get a

goddamn TV show anyways, but it's how Hollywood goes. Like, you have to be at least hip to the point to where you're like, you're so, it's hip to be square. like fucking we were talking about

backwards dude hold on like it's so backwards because it's so weird here's what kids are right about and Todd Glass said this on the well-read podcast a long time ago kids are always right about where society should go right absolutely it's like kids started with gay rights and the sexual revolution and name it whatever it is kids

kids started with it before the adults of their generation did they're always right about that And they're right about nothing else. Right. And you stop. People go, you sound like an old man. What do you mean they weren't right? Weren't they right about Nirvana?

Just as one example from when I was younger. Yeah, me and my brother's generation, we were right about Nirvana and NWA. And that was it. Right. And you remember those two groups because it was the two groups who you were right about. And every other fucking group was shitty garbage. Right. It's like, well, it's like every generation, they put out one album.

And that album was great. Like back in the 60s, it was civil rights. And the fucking 80s, it was, the war on drugs is bullshit. In the 90s, it was gay rights. And now it's, I don't know what the fuck we're doing. But, like, everybody puts out the... Well, you kind of skipped the 2000s. The ironic thing about that is 9-11 fucked up mine in your generation.

Right. So much. Well, there's a lot of xenophobia involved. There's so much xenophobia they got thrown in. We went backwards on the racism, on the civil rights. Like, a lot of civil rights. It's like everybody says. time, man.

That's why the Kings of Leon ended up sucking. It's like what everybody says, you know, you're liberal when you're young and then you grow up and you get more conservative. I don't necessarily think

that you, like, you are this way, like, you know, the liberals of the 60s who like championed the civil rights movement. I don't think they ended up

being more, like, leaning more conservative. I think that they were about their thing and then they stopped at that. And then as the world kept going,

what they were about became less liberal because we were on to some other shit and they did their thing and stopped. You know what I'm saying? Every generation has their big fucking move. I think they got money. There's that too, but I'm... You said something on Twitter recently, and I wanted to remix it and put it out myself, because that's the thing our generation does,

is steal creative content. You said something about that cliche, about conservative, if you're not older. Oh, so what I said was, I don't necessarily believe in that whole cliche of the older you get, the more conservative you get. But what I do believe, believe is that the older you get, you lose patience for everyone's bullshit and you start hating everyone that doesn't believe like you believe and you wish that they would all burn in hell. And those two are kind of the same thing. Right. And I think that our generation,

I think people did tend to get more, I mean, the hippies got more conservative. So many generations got more conservative. They also accumulated wealth. I don't think it is a mistake that the first generation that didn't accumulate more wealth as they moved into the 30s and 40s, by and large, hasn't become more conservative. Of course we have it. Of course we've stayed very true.

We don't have stuff to be afraid of that. That's true. But at the same time, I do know a lot of people who like, if we're looking at like a fiscal, fiscal conservatism type thing, I do know some people who like, I've seen it.

We've seen it in our fucking shows who like, we're absolutely hardcore gay rights. Like we're on, we're trying to be on the, forefront of this is bullshit that they can't get married yada yada yada and they spent so long working on that and then gay people were able to get married and they got all the rights and they're still working for it and then here comes transgender bathroom shit and they're like whoa hold on but what i'm saying we're over here on this bullshit that's generation x and what happened for them in

between being slackers and loving nirvana and championing gay rights and now is that they all got houses, mortgages, and kids, and accumulated wealth. And I'm saying I'm an elder millennial or whatever to borrow a phrase from who I think is the worst, most famous comedian, Eliza Schlesinger. I'll say her by name. Why did I do that? For no reason. It is your MO. I'm 35.

That's all right. I really am going back to me pretending to be 42 earlier. Oh, shit, it's only seven years apart. It's not big of a deal. Not at all. You may as, you are, may as well be 42. It's my hairline. People are like, I don't know.

Looks like he'll be bald by them. I am, by any metric, super successful for my age. I've got this tour. I published a book, et cetera, et cetera. People who did those things, a generation before me, Generation X, would have more. Now, I'm not trying to sit here and say, I'm pro Bernie Sanders because I didn't get my house. I don't think that that's what it's like for me personally, but maybe it is. I'm saying that, generally speaking, our generation has not grown more conservative as it's aged as much

older generations have. Oh, I agree with that. Because we don't have shit to conserve. No, no, no. I know. The fucking earth is done. Let me ask you this. I literally only mean socially.

Like, I just genuinely believe that, like, even as our generation grows and has not gained a considerable amount of wealth and hasn't gotten the stereotypical, like, well, I got money now, so I got to think about these issues because of my taxes. Like, I genuinely do believe that it just gets to a point with some people where, like, they wrap their head around, like, that gay people are cool. I'm not going to name his name. We've had a friend say that to us. Right.

I'll tell you it is after if you forgot it. We've had a friend say, but like, we did that shit. Right, but that's what I'm saying. It's like, I've seen some of these people where I'm like, I don't think it's, right, where I'm like, I don't think it's the money thing with them because this person seems like that it still don't have a lot of money. It's just like they spend so long championing one thing and then another thing comes along and they go, oh, fuck you, we're still on this. You don't get this too because I don't understand you. We're not realizing that their parents are the same thing. DJ, what were you going to say?

Right. That's what I'm saying. Like, if you look back at our parents like that, some of our parents were fucking liberal as shit in the 70s, but now they don't look that way. My dad didn't wear socks. It was crazy. That's insane.

My folks have already been, God-day. I have a fucking mind. Yeah. What were you going to say? It's weird to me that someone, well, people need identities, so that's why they need the causes. And that's why they're like, hey, we're still doing this cause and not that one or whatever, right?

because I think I really got confused about the whole transgender that I've heard that, like, they're saying, like, these people, we're still doing gay rights here, get gay people married. Yeah. Like, this doesn't, transgender rights don't fall into this. Yeah. And that's what you're saying? Yeah. It's like there's some people who five years ago seemed insanely liberal because they were so, they were on the front lines of pro-gay shit. And everybody's like, God, they couldn't be more liberal.

But now the transgender subject goes, they're like, no. And they're like, no. And so, like, to a lot of people who still went forward in the liberal movement, they're like, God damn, you may as well be a conservative, but they're still very liberal to a lot of people. And I just think it's like, again, everybody's got their one album they put out. They focus a lot on that one album, and then they do it, and then they fucking quit.

And then maybe 20 years later, they come back for, like, a reunion tour, thinking that that's still the jam. And it's like, we've moved on. You know, like, and they're like, what the fuck are you talking about? Fuck these robots. Let me tell you my completely not thought of it. out, but I'm going to pretend that I believe in it and religiously theory on Generation X. I love it. Give it.

Generation X is like an introvert who you work with in an office, and some people in the office think they're super cool, and some people in the office think they're big assholes. Because they're not going one way or the other, and they were slackers. Their whole thing was not giving a fuck. Kurt Cobain was their big not give a fuck hero. The NWA was on the other side of it, sure, but that was black people going like, hey, we're going to talk about the truth, which is, you know, fucking people are dying in the ghettos and we hate cops. And it was like, that was us. We're fucking, you know, we're Gen X or whatever.

And my theory is they're just, just compare them. They're analogous to an introvert. You can paint them however you want. And when you get to know them, if you really get to know them, as we have through their voting and whatever else practices over the years, some of that shit's been shocking. You know, like it really has. Very. Like the trans thing specifically, it's been shocking where you go, damn, Gen X really wasn't ready for that.

No, they weren't. And it's like, why did we think they were? Well, because they're introverts and we have been projecting ourselves onto them for fucking years. Yeah. And they'll admit, one of the generations of X's big thing right now is that we're forgotten about. Well, you are forgotten about because y'all don't seem to fucking talk. But that's another thing, too, I was going to say is like sometimes I genuinely don't think it has anything to do with money. I think it has to do with like

societal fatigue. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's not necessarily that you get older and you get money, because sometimes you do. And I feel very strongly that it's very easy to gain societal fatigue when you have wealth. Sure.

Sure. I'm just, I'm just, buddy, buddy, I'm not disagreeing with that. I'm just saying I think there's a social distance, I'm not being a way about it, just being tired. That's not the point I'm trying to make, though, because like, I think that's how you get it quicker. 100% I'm just saying I can see a time in 10 years

with our generation who has had college debt who's had the fucking housing market collapse who's not been able to get out of debt and shit like that I can still see a time in 10 years when people from our generation stop being as liberal as baby me and you want them to be just because they're like we did it like we fucking did

all that shit and I just like I don't I wake up different now I'm hurting like I feel like I put my time in can I not get my fucking pension can I not get my liberal pension and just be like now let the young people take care of and which by the way if people would do that and just go hey i don't have the energy to fight it but like i'll at least agree with it and i'll let these young people fucking do it that'd be one thing and maybe that's what we're

getting to that that's how i feel about this argument with you right now you're just tired i don't know that i mean this not me i'm just i just can see it like because i've seen people come to our shows but i don't think it's a well thing i think they're just like remember i agree with you a minute i'll tell you who i'm talking about a minute of a friend of our said we already did it. Yeah, we ain't done shit. We did have some of it. I mean, like human rights and like civil rights are like, it's such a, it's such a,

when you talk about that, you're talking to such a broad term, you can't stop at one people. You can't, there's no stopping at one. Right. Until we're all free. And that the, yeah, until we're all free. Yeah. Or at least, or we're all dead. It's one of the other.

That's free. That's the freest shit I've ever heard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. All right. Well, we've had a good time here on the Well Red podcast. I would say come see us, but we don't really know about the dates we should plug right now because of what's going on. So when you hear this, just stay safe and we love you, and we hope everybody's doing good. And Skew.

Thank you all for listening to The Well Red Show. We'd love to stick around longer, but we got to go. Tune it next week if you got nothing to do. Thank you, God bless you, good night and skew.