wellRED podcast - #188 - They Don't Make Trampolines Like They Used To!

Episode Date: September 30, 2020

The boys get nostalgic about trampolines, Corey tells a horrifying story, and Trae brings up a philosophical question on kids and guns! Also YES Drew's dog is barking like a maniac several times in this episode and NO there is nothing I can do about it.. im sorry 

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before we hit record on this particular episode we were talking about trampolines and that is where we will begin. Please enjoy this episode. We love you and tell your friends. They're the liberal rednecks. They like cornbread, but sex,

they care way too much, but don't give a fun. They're the liberal rednecks that makes some people upset They got three big old dicks that you can sun. Kids bones be more rubbery because they done and fall and stuff. Yeah. It's hard for them to break them.

But y'all didn't. We, of course, rasseled. Rassling was a huge use of the trampoline. But we also would put it up and under a basketball goal. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's like that right now. Even with the stage. I don't know if you could see.

Yeah. But, yeah, we did that. And then I was telling him when we were talking at lunch, Tray, they'd try to launch me into a tree. We'd put it under a tree. And I could climb the tree and jump out, but the real goal was my brother and his friends who were bigger, launched me up into a limb, and I grab it. And that was probably the most dangerous thing we did.

We had a few broken arms. We had one broken breast plate. That lo-lop, bro, neck. Oh, God. This kid's chin hit right there, like, way down lower his chest. We all got it. But everybody at least once, like, you know, flew off of it for sure. But somehow we avoided any like, I can't remember anybody breaking a bone or nothing like that.

Mirac- fucking miraculously. At one time somebody launched Cory Barlow and it's like he shot straight sideways somehow. And like I don't even know. And like in my direction, but backwards. Long story short, his ass hit me upside to head full speed and like almost not moose-moos. that. We probably spoke that with his butt. We probably had some

hurt really bad. We probably had some broken noses, but like, you don't really diagnose that. Like, you just get hit in the nose and it bleeds, and then later you look different forever. Well, we had cousin Amanda broke her arm. My fifth grade girlfriend broke her arm at my birthday party.

Cousin Billy sprained his wrist. Cousin Jared sprained his ankle, like, bad. And then Curtis Leroux. broke his breast plate doing backflips and landed on its head. We got to where we could do five backflips in a row. And he was going for five or six, but he did it on the fourth one. He got ahead of himself.

Yeah, he can't do that. It's like Georgia in the playoffs. Boy, that was right there, wasn't it? Yeah. You're back in Morgan County now, and of course, Corey's still a chickamauga. I got a thing, it happened a few weeks ago now, It's not like it was some huge story. Look at Trey, just being like, you know, I'm the only one that stuck it out.

Still here in California, you are both back in, you know, fucking ground zero. Not where I meant or not what I meant. A thing I've been made to bring up, but just haven't really got a chance to. I don't know if y'all saw it. It was like a minor news story a few weeks ago. And also, I can't remember now where it happened. I feel like maybe Colorado. But all these schools are doing Zoom shit now, obviously.

Or, you know, virtual Zoom sessions. for school. And at one of these schools, again, I think it was in Colorado. A kid got, the police got called and sent to a kid's house because he signed on to do his class. And there was like guns on the wall, like a gun rack or something on the wall. And the cops came on this other shit. And Katie asked me, she told me that she was like, if you were a teacher, and I feel like the kid was like, again, there's so many details that are absolutely pertinent that I do not remember right now. But it was like elementary, like fourth grade, something like that, fourth or fifth grade.

You're like, if you're fifth grade teacher and you're doing these own classes and there was a kid with a gun mounted on the wall behind him, how would you react to that? And not trying to be funny or anything like that at all. The first thing I said was, well, where am I at? Because if I was a teacher at the school I went to in Salina, like literally I don't think I would think twice about it. it. No. Matter of fact, you may be like,

oh shit, is that your balls? Yeah, right. Yeah, exactly. But if I was like a teacher here in Burbank, I'd be like, oh, that's fucking, I don't know about that. That's wild.

But I was just wondering what y'all, if you think that's still, I'll tell you, when I, like, when we were all in school at that age, of course, you couldn't have done Zoom classes or whatever, but like no,

no one in the world would have thought anything about something like that happening. And I know for a fact, But I'm wondering if y'all think that is still the case now in Morgan County and Chickamauga or is it different even there? So when I was, so like Columbine happened when I was in fifth grade. So it like I definitely remember because when I was in second grade, I got a gun pulled on me at school. Like a kid. Yeah, like a kid like.

Those checks out. This is it. This is before I was in Chickamauga by. the way. Just one real quick, second grade. Yeah, second grade. It's a two. Yeah, second grade. I was sitting there and we, we had just got the, you know, the desk that not the ones that lift up, but the ones that just got the little slot here, you know what I mean, like in front of you where your books just go right in front of you. We just got, we just got them. And I guess this old boy just been waiting on that because it's a perfect place to put his gun. And so we're sitting there and me and my buddy,

Brandon Dennis, and I won't say this dude's name, even though like, I mean, God damn, I hadn't heard of him for him in years. I'm sure it'll be fine. I don't want to disparage him. I don't want to disparage a kid that pulled a gun on me in second grade, but I'm sure he's fine. Um, but anyway, oh dude, quick, quick story about him one time. Now, his mama shot herself, uh, years, years later, but she hit, she was a fucking show, son. So one time, and gun, and gun, what a bit, no, it wasn't the same gun because it was a shotgun. We always heard she used her toe. And I've seen her toes before, because she used to come to the ball field barefoot. She could have pulled it off.

So anyways One year he was on my ball team with me This is after he'd pulled the gun on me My daddy goddamn drafted him Because I guess he's like you know Let bygones be bygones Not like he pulled one on Kirby So anyways

Yeah man Flexxigo Burris What are you going to do? We was having the We was having the float Situation for like the opening day of baseball And so my dad had a trailer on the back of his gym But it wouldn't fit all the players

So we had to have another car fit half the players on this, half the players on that. My dad, we've got, you know, like a banner on the side. I can't remember what we were. I think we were the reds or something like that this year. So we had a banner on the side. Yeah, for sure. The Reds.

Chickamauga Reds or whatever. Well, she, the lady, she was supposed to put a banner on the side of her truck, but she didn't, I get, she got drunk the night before something and forgot to do it. So she came down there and she just spray painted Chickamauga Reds on the side of her truck. And for years until the day she died. It still said chicken margarage on the side of her truck. She just spray-painted it on the fucking truck.

Anyways, we sitting there in class, and I was jawing off to him. I ain't going to lie. You know, I was fucking around. And by God, he just pulled a fucking gun out. And he's like, well, if I fucking shot you upside the head, motherfucker. And I'm like, God damn, second grade, you know, so he, you know, he got sent to the principal's office and home. And that was it. He was back at school the next day, you know?

Yeah. But then Columbine happened in fifth grade, and shit did change. change a little bit. Yes. But at the same time, but at the same time now, it'd be one thing if that kid was sitting there doing his Zoom class and he's like holding a gun or something or there's like a gun on the table. But like, I don't know, man, like if it's on the rack,

fifth grade, I mean, goddamn fifth grade, you know. We're from fifth grade. You've already shot something. Look. Look behind me. Yeah, right. Yeah. Like in my mind, it's something like that.

Now, maybe it wasn't. It could have been like a fucking. If you're a lot. It's a collar hanging on a nail or something. I think. Those are muzzle lenders. Those are muzzle lenders. Well, like, Corey, you're right.

You're right after Columbine happened. It's weird because, like, I feel like now you think about all the school shootings and stuff that happen. Now, sometimes you think back and are like, man, I can't imagine how fucking crazy it is for kids now. We didn't have active shooter drills and stuff like that. But I remember, like, even in Salina, you had to have backpacks you could see through and shit like that for a while. to either mesh or whatever. So y'all didn't steal shit. Well, it was both.

That was right after Columbine too, wasn't it? That's what I mean. After Columbine, it was to keep kids from, like, bringing guns and shit to school. And it's weird because I kind of like, I kind of sort of forget about that part of it. Well, it went away pretty quick. Yeah, on the flip side, like even now today,

like what I'm talking about Katie, it took Katie wants to even register this fact that I'm about to share with y'all, which is at my house, my me-m-all lives now in the house I grew up in in Salina, when we go there, the boys, what is now, like the boys' playroom where all their toys and shit are? Yeah. That's also where my pa's gun cabinet is, and it's not locked or anything. Of course not.

You've got to be able to get to it. Yeah, right. They just play there by, like, you know, 17 guns or whatever, you know, none of them are loaded, whatever. No, there isn't even, it'll be fine. But anyway, Katie, like, this had been the scenario for years, probably literally, before Katie ever even realized that that was the case, and we both laughed about it, because, like, we just didn't even, it just, like, didn't even occur to us even now. And obviously, I would never have that situation going on here in Burbank,

but it's just like, I go back to Slina. It's just like, yeah, well, what? No, we're the only room we got for both those things. What are you supposed to do? We're very, very flipping about guns here. Like, I remember it was not that long ago. I was, like, driving down the road. And it had to be a couple years ago because I still had my truck.

But I was driving down the road. And my dad called me. And he was like, hey, dad, what's up? He goes, is my shotgun in your car? And I was like, I just looked back and I was like, fuck, yes, it is. It's right there in the back seat. He's like, all right, just making sure. Like, just stupid shit like that where, like, you know,

somebody in California hearing this is going to be like, wait. Right. Somebody hearing this in California is about whoa, fucking word. It's like, yeah, I mean, I'd probably been fine. Last week, I think it was last week, one of my nephews got in school suspension for putting one of his classmates with his knives. Now, the incident was apparently an accident. They were playing with it. But the way they were playing with it was to, quote, see how sharp it was. by trying to cut his shirt.

And then when he went to cut his shirt, his friend grabbed it, like, don't do that and got his finger cut. Casualty of short chicken. The principal almost expelled him because of the day and age we live in and the fact that the kid was bleeding and blah, blah, blah. I think if my mom weren't who she was, she probably would have. But I can imagine someone hearing that right now in a different area and going like, well, of course, like accident or not,

that's a weapon, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, and that's all 100% true. But Jake, you know, told me, and my mom said this is true because she taught at that school for a lot of years in terms of the culture. As long as you don't get your knife out, no one cares if you have your knife because they just accept it. Well, it used to be like that with gun racks on the back of your truck. Oh, yeah. Change the law. Yeah, high school kids and stuff before all that in Solana. High school kids, yeah, they all had gun.

I can imagine a car. Imagine a California kid now or even a city kid here in Tennessee cutting somebody at school and getting just in school suspension. I mean, I'm kind of surprised that that pocketknack because, yeah, as far as knives go, for the record. Literally everyone had a knife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was.

I know. I'm not surprised that still goes on, no. I'm not going to speak for you guys, but I just want to throw this out there. Like, I feel like a lot of times when people use the phrase, you know, because of the times we live in, they're often like lamenting the times that we live in and stuff like that. To me, I'm going to go on record as saying, it's a good thing that we take things like knives and guns more seriously in school for the record. The funny thing is like, there's people that hear that and they're like, oh, well, goddamn,

back in my day, we just blah, blah, blah. And then you, yeah, right, and then you'd bleed out and all y'all are fucking, y'all are so fucked up in the head. Like every baby boom right here is like, buck in my day, they just start laying out this fucking, like, court case, like, this testimony that should be in a Netflix documentary about how fucked up they are. So, like, I'm totally for it. But, like, again, to your point, though, no, I don't think if I saw a fifth, like, especially if they, if the gun, right, if it was a rack, I got to assume they didn't just put up, put it up that day. You know what I mean? Like,

like, this kid's been around this gun rack and, uh, and fuck it. You know what I mean? Just as long as he don't bring it to speak. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't. That's kind of how I feel. Yeah. I'm not suggesting that accidents don't happen and that they shouldn't be prevented if they can be. But culture is different in different places. And dude, you know, I'm glad it's different in schools too, I suppose.

But like, if my nephew had gotten expelled for basically being a dumb redneck, like, I don't know if I'd feel that way because I'd be like, damn, what ought to we get away with that? He's not allowed to get away with. A, B, the problem. One problem, this is only tangentially related, but like with all of the Columbine stuff and the zero tolerance, a lot of times they don't have much of a choice. The choices are kind of overlook it or call the cops. And that's bullshit.

Like, you know what I'm saying? There's no conversation. Right. And that's also scary in a problem, in my opinion. No, I agree with you 100%. That's kind of, I mean, this is being negative towards the first. phrase in the world in which we live, you know, these days, it does seem like it's either sweep something under the rug or go absolutely bad shit insane about it.

Like there's no, there's no room to just be like, let's see here and talk about the fact that you thought you should stab your friend. You know, so. Corey, you were talking about how like boomers are like, back at my day and they start laying out this nightmare scenario. All the time. It's hilarious. Have we talked on here before?

We may have. I feel like even if we did it was a long time ago. But that reminded me of when we were watching Tales for the Tour Bus, which I know we talked about that, but that's just an animated show where they animate all these legendary stories from the first season is old country artists. And for my money, it's the greatest single season of a thing. The second one's great too, but the first one's just made for me.

It's just old legendary country artists like stories from back in the day and back on the road and stuff. And then they animate those Mike Judge style, this might judge executive producer of it show fucking rules but anyway me and cori when first came out we're watching it because he was staying with me out here for we had shit going on or whatever we were watching that show at night and like it's fucking hilarious oh my god and it's awesome but also like we were to have a similar conversation what you were just saying is it's like it's that era gets like romanticized you know what I mean like back in like the outlaw days and stuff

and hell I get that and I think it's rad too for movies it's great here in the story and stuff, but like, objectively speaking, those guys were fucking lunatics. Literal lunatic. Or not be allowed to act the way that they acted. Because they'll tell stories on there and be like, Jerry Lee Lewis just runs his manager's office, just shoots a goddamn Tommy gun all across the top of people's heads or whatever.

And they're telling that story like, oh, that's goddamn killer. That's killer. That's killer for you. That's killer for you. But it's like, no, man, you can't be doing that. Because, yeah, you do go. you do go through a couple of emotions, like listening to a story like that. The thing was, what happened was Jerry Lee Lewis, he was partying.

He'd had like this three-day party, and they was all, you know, they was doing some methamphetamine and stuff like that. And everybody passed out like semi-normal people, but he wasn't done hitting. So he comes in with, to wake them all up by just shooting a Tommy gun that he's bought from Al Capone's nephew or some shit, everybody wakes up and they start hitting again. And your first gut reaction is to be like, God damn right, fucking partiers. But then your second is like, whoa, what?

Like, in what world? Like, if you heard of, like, one of your comedian buddies, like he was throwing a party and he just woke everybody up by just fucking desk popping, he'd be like, we're not fucking hanging out with that guy anymore. He needs to go the hospital or prison. But, yeah, it does hit to hear. But, like, you know, I'm glad that. But, like, it's funny because, like, people are like, yeah, nowadays,

Luke Brian would never do that. And say what you will about Luke Brian. That's fine. But good. I'm fucking glad that he wouldn't do that. That's insane. Because there's still, because the thing is,

there's still like, because then you further say, you know, Luke Bryan and all them, they're pussies, and they are. And they don't, and they don't hit.

And they don't hit. But, like, there's still plenty of, but there's still, Sturgel's still out there and Tyler Childers and all that shit. Sturgell even,

like, saying about that, and one of his, that line where he's like, the only, the most outlaw thing I ever done was give a good woman a ring, which is just him saying like,

I'm not a fucking outlaw. I'm not going to act like I'm an outlaw, but I still hit like a motherfucker. So like you can still hit without having that whole element of it. And yes, of course it's better that they're not, because the other underside of that whole,

because it wasn't just country music. It was all the whole story about rock stars and shit. And the steady underbelly of all that is like real gross. You know what I mean? For sure. Like all the groupies and shit like that or whatever that used to go along with it or like 14 years old and that whole thing that everybody just acts like never happened now but like well that type of shit it or not still happened no it shouldn't

and and not to make everything about race but i'm going to for a second the same people like the old timers who were like but got by god that that was the best country stars nowadays are pussy people need to be more like that i want to just be like listen to gangster rap you know what i mean like that's what they're like that's what they were doing and that don't hit for you but like if you really like that outlaw shit like there's a lot of these dudes who are like still fucking you know cripping in blood and dude like you can get that if you want to but like you know that's that's a problem or uh follow all these little tick tick tock youtube stars because it seems to me from the few tabloid pieces i've seen on them they're the ones partying like rock stars now i mean of course and the real

explanation is if you're famous at 21 you act like an idiot. And in music, it's much harder to do that, like especially in country now. Yeah, I feel like I could be wrong, but I feel like if, you know, BJ Barham or Tyler Childers or some of these folks had gotten mega famous, we're on tour bus at 21 with a lot of fans. I don't think they'd have shot anybody. They don't know. It's interpret what I'm about to say. But, like, it would have been wilder.

Of course. Another thing that's happened is people are getting famous later in life now in a lot of music arena. Well, in that genre, at least, like, the country music that we consider good, like, it's almost, you don't pop, you know, young. Like, that's kind of a, we only allow those dudes to hit once they've had, like, sort of a storied indie career and have paid their dues and stuff like that. But we've talked about this. before with LeBron James and Drew, I'm pretty sure that you've brought it up about Justin Bieber. It's like the fact that Justin Bieber has never murdered or like been accused of rape

or like some high profile theft is like he must be a pretty goddamn good dude. Because like he'd been famous since he was nine. Yeah. The worst story about LeBron. Justin Bieber has like, there have been stories of him like he'll have throngs of adoring fans outside of his hotel room and stuff and he'll go out on the back in and just like spit on them and shit like that. That's fine, hell. They're being weird.

They're bothering him at the hotel. Yeah, I don't disagree. I'm not sure that Justin Bieber, you know, I feel like he ain't raping and murder him and, you know, good for him. That hits, but. That's it. Bar's real, bar's real high for man. Yeah, but I don't know. I feel like he's got to be at least a little bit of shit.

Okay, but I don't think. To defend him, I don't think I ever brought up Bieber, maybe I did. With LeBron, the worst story I had. ever heard was strip club on his birthday and his wife didn't know he was going. Yeah. And man, if that's, by the full record, that ain't the worst thing that Bron James ever done. There ain't no way.

If it is, he's literally Jesus. But if that's the worst story that ever came out about you, you're probably doing something right if you've literally been able to do anything you want since probably 17. Let me defend Justin Bieber a little bit by saying, I've only written one book, but if my dad woke me up from a nap, I'd spit on his goddamn face. You know what I'm saying? Like, let alone. a gaggle of fucking idiot teenagers sitting outside my hotel room.

That's bullshit. I just remember, the only reason I remember this is because one of the times I wrote a packet for one of those writers programs or whatever a few years ago, there was a sketch in one of them about Justin Bieber. And it was actually kind of defending him the sketch because the whole point of it was like, everybody forgets like,

this is a fucking child because it's just like five, you know, he was like 16 or whatever at the time. And it's like, that was sort of the point of the sketch. but the reason that the sketch was even relevant and topical at the time was because there had been a rash of stories that had come out about Justin Bieber kind of being a little tyrant and a shithead or whatever. But again, of course, you know, A, he may have changed a lot since then. I don't know. I'm not trying to disparage the bebes.

But B, like your old point is, like, it's insane. It's insane if he's not. Right, right, right. And like you, LeBron James, yeah, he's a whole other level. But like, this whole thing is true for sports, too, as far as like they used to be. that way. But like in sports, you just literally can anymore. Like the competition level got so high that you can't show up to the game hung over like Kenny Stabler used to do and go out there and still hit because the other guys will wreck your shit. Right, right, right. So you just can't do that no more.

And you know, though, back in the day, like these Mike Judge stories, which is what brought this up, though, like a lot of those, yeah, don't get me wrong, when a lot of the crazy stories happened, they were famous, like they were famous and that's why these stories were even out there. But like, there was also people talking about them acting this way, like long before they had ever started to hit. So, like, it almost makes you think that back then men were just allowed to do whatever the fuck. Like, like, like, like, I mean, don't your wrong. White man.

Yeah, white man. Like, yeah, like, yeah, like, don't even wrong. Fame is going to exacerbate that. But, like, they already just had, like, you know, before he got, well, no, it was right when he started to hit, Jerry Lee Lewis started what, fucking his 14-year-old cut, Lord. Yeah, they did. They just, that's just a thing in that by the. way that's just a footnote in the life of this fucking lunatic because everybody knows that part you

know what I mean right right right right I knew that uh this other stuff that's what that's the juicy stuff but yeah like a lot of it was just like they you know they uh what the white man lord god son we or and that's why like nowadays it must feel like a per like if people think they're being oppressed just because they can't go into a party and shoot a fucking tommy gun over people like that's like yeah it has been quite a steep fall, but like, it's just because we was just allowed to do way, way, and of course, we was born now. But still, you know what I'm saying.

I know. It's good. I'm glad. I'd be dead. Yeah, back before they outlawed the hits. Yeah, man. Jesus. Well, that's why, you know, they are all mad, especially the older ones.

They can remember. Right. And one thing, and I did a bit about this, I didn't do it when we did our show, because it felt insensitive, frankly. It was a lot funnier before even more people died. But I think if we're not going to kill these old white men, and we're not like with either power or the resources, then we've got to start compromising with them.

You know, like, give them a day to just like, you know, call people gay for wearing pink. You know what I mean? Like just, you know what I'm saying? Just make deals with them. Well, my thing, though, is that like they can, like most of them can do that. that.

Yeah, but you got to make it official. Like, yeah, like at work, you can't walk around just being like, what's up, Thompson, you big old silly queer, you know, but like, but they do. Thompson, when Thompson hears this Hill, Texas, I'm pretty sure that at work, they, they do say exactly that to him. But you got to make it official. Right. They got to make it in that.

Patrice, that Patrice, Honil. Yes. About sexual harassment. I thought of that. I just wanted to tell you that, I'd like for you. just suck my dick in the broom closet. No, okay, keep the flowers. Those are for you.

Yeah, no, I hear you. But, like, for the most part, like, you know, like most of the, and I know there's dudes in the corporate world. I just don't hang out with them as much that, like, they really are upset that they can't run, like, you know, my dad would tell me stories about when he had my job. He'd just run around pinching the secretary's ass and you could say this and say this. And, like, I'm sure that they are like, yeah, I do have to actually change my behavior.

but the people I'm hearing it from are dudes who are not like they are not they they throw out this word cancel and I'm like dude do you realize that you got to be on TV to get canceled you know what I'm saying like you ain't you ain't in the game no one is fucking canceling ain't nobody subscribe to you so how they're going to cancel you can't be canceled you are in a shed and last time I seen you you was in a shed and 10 years ago you was in this shed just drunk just drunk in a shed and that's fine y'all can cancel the shit you're say whatever you fucking want to say. And by the way, you're saying it. You're saying it right now. You can't even say insert this word, this word, this word, this word. I'm like, you're fucking saying it right now. You just say them on Twitter. You're 85.

You don't have a fucking Twitter. You can say whatever you want. Nobody is canceling you, you old dumb motherfucker. So I don't get it. Well, I mean, and you know, or they get paid $80 million to say all the large. Yeah, right. That's another thing that they're getting canceled. Oh, it's so great.

It kind of infuriates me because my dad will like, my dad loves to like, he'll show me that clip of like, you know, whenever Joe Rogan starts going on about cancel culture, you can't say this. He'll send me this clip. I'm like,

dad, you just sent me a clip of Joe Rogan saying all that shit and literally making the most money that a podcast person can, like, it's not real. Like if Joe Rogan is doing it and nothing's happening to him,

then it ain't real. Oh, he just telling it like this, so fucking infuriating. Just say what the fuck you, want to say and if enough people feel that way you'll be fine i don't know what to tell you it's so god damn stupid especially as i said if you're 85 years old just going to hearties every morning grab that lady's ass see what happens i don't know what to tell you just fucking do it live your

fucking lie shed circling back to the to the ass pension this is not a novel concept this has been brought up before but you know one thing i always think when that type of thing comes up the whole like back those the madmen guys who could inch the asses and stuff all day and whatever the hell wanted he's just like how i don't know how they ever got anything done because they also got drunken and fuck and like eating they ever had like you know they walk in like uncork the crystal decanter and pour out some whiskey and it's like it's 11 like you got five but you got five more of these today like i don't know how anything ever got because i know like i know like i know like i know i know how that would go if I was doing that.

You know what I'll tell you. Me too. Exactly how they got stuff done. They got it done in the first two hours because houses were $4. Everyone that had that job inherited a mansion from their parents. They didn't pay hardly any like land taxes or inherited taxes back then. They did have really high income taxes for the record. And it was just fine if you had two accounts.

And that was your whole career. Like corporate culture was just so different. And there was a lot less compensated. On the flip, yes, but on the flip side of that, manual labor culture was worse than if you had to work six days a week. And, you know, the union. Anyway, that's how. Like, Don Draper worked 20-hour workweek. Right.

But. And a lot of the blacks and the ladies were really doing a lot of the work and just not getting to credit. It's probably another thing that happened. Right. And they weren't allowed to drink. They had to drink a different color liquor. Yeah, but another thing is just like, I mean, y'all be getting drunk at lunch every now and dinner.

Y'all have you know what I mean? Like, I have to go to sleep. I have to go to sleep. Yeah, I was about to say, you fucking fat, drunk piece of shit, saying, y'all. Well, that ain't what I meant. I then said how I'd respond to it. No, no, no, no, dude. Okay, so.

That's another part. Just the sheer, like, just as a person who would do that. They'd take a nap. Just a real on their dead, their big mahogany day. Drilling all over it. Well, I can tell you right. Boy, he can do his job drunk. Well, no, but I was going to say at the risk of sounding like this guy,

because I'm currently starting week four of sobriety, I genuinely, I don't think I was getting a lot done. You know what I mean? Like, I don't think, like, I wanted to think like, man, yeah, man, no, I get hammered all the time and I still do that. But like, I don't, I don't, no, man, like, like the shit that I, the stuff I've been able to do in the past four weeks, I don't know, like, if I was, if I was doing it while I was drunk, I don't know how, because, yeah, man, I need to, like, sleep, man, I didn't realize y'all, trade's been telling me for a while.

I ain't on front, like, trade's been, like, for a long time, Tray's been like, dog, you don't understand. You got to try this thing I do every night called go the fuck to bed. It's wild. Like, it is wild how you will just, like, wake up. You know what I mean? Like, who. Holy shit. It's another day.

It's light outside. This is insane. So, like, no, man, I don't think. I don't think I was. Now, granted, like, there are some different type human, like, Burke Chrysher, man, he really, he is the type of dude that, like, that motherfucker just be getting hammered and he'll be like, all right, guys, thanks for the moonshine.

I'm going to go catch this meeting and go do a fucking set at the store. I can't, like, I just was not functioning at a great level. And, yeah, now I do got to take a nap. Like, I can't, you know, like, when football, or not football, but, yeah, yeah, when the NFL first started back or whatever, or no, no, it couldn't have been that. Maybe it was basketball because I hadn't drank it for it. What happened?

This dog just got stunned by a bee and was freaking out, and then he just bit it to death. Bit the bay to death? He bit, look at it. Oh, dude, I wonder if the bee stung him in his mouth and he's going to have that hilarious where it looks like the dog got a chaw in. Yeah. Then pictures always hit for me.

Sorry, that noise. I was like, what was that dog did? Oh, no, it was last year. That's what I'm thank God. Time it really is a flat circle. things are really just starting run together but like used to man during football season or whatever

you know like I'd start drinking dude I'd wake up at like 9 10 o'clock we'd get the tailgate set up at home or whatever you just go ahead and start drinking and like I'm still up by the 9 p.m. game like you know when Auburn's playing or whatever but now like buddy if I start drinking at like 9 o'clock in the morning I mean yeah by one I'm out I've got to go to

fucking bed for a minute and then it's oh good I get two hangovers so no I don't know, like I said, I don't know how they did it except for like back then, though, dudes, like we said, the white man literally never had to sober up because they could just drive drunk. They could just be drunk at the hospital. The doctors were drunk. So like, that's the key is that like they never had to take that. They just stayed blackout fucking drunk all the time, drove home, ran over a bunch of people and then just slept it off. Yeah, yeah, dude. Nowadays, days like we live in such a world that like you know like hey you know you got sober up for at least to take this

picture or something you know like not back then dude they just fucking brown liquor morning noon and night like no ever you know that guys that's proof of how uh short amount of time cori's been sobering up for things in his life that the example he came up with was taking a picture you know what i'm saying like now like now it's the easiest thing which is so funny you're like now you got sober up for stuff, you know. What I'm saying is like, and then your brain went, take them picture. What I'm saying is now if you're drunk as fuck all the time, like, everybody knows more because like there's Facebook, there's Instagram, we live more of like the social. Well, Corey, you probably recall that one of the last times you and I, and also Drew, but he wasn't

hammered, that you and I took pictures together. Yeah. We were very drunk and everybody knew, and it did not hit for them. No, for us. It did for us. We had. We had. Great time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got naked. Held a pineapple from Nick.

And I never would have done that sober. Right. Yeah. That's different. We can be drunk. I'm pretty sure. You're right. We are a last.

He's the last time or the next last time we were on TV together. You had not gone to bed yet. You were a robe pretending to be British. Yep. Because you were drunk. Still drunk. I also very high. I don't want to let weed off the, I don't want to let weed off the hook.

that easily. Like, you know, I'm just saying, like, I was fucking, I was stoned, tired, drunk. Yeah, man, okay, we live a different life. But here's the deal. That was not me at my best. I shouldn't have done that. The disagree strong. Right.

10 out of 10 would recommend. Oh, man. How are you guys doing on the drinking front? Have you like a plat? Because, like, you know, when this whole shit first started, like, of course, everybody was like drinking like it was the apocalypse because it was. But have y'all plateaued or if y'all are y'all still going in like pretty hard? With food, nothing has changed.

I'm the same fat. I'm going in so hard on food. As I texted y'all on the group text with Thompson the other day, because, you know, we talked about last week, like, starting a couple weeks ago, I outlined my plan that I was doing to try that. That never works. I'm not getting high at night. Instead, I'm drinking three to five.

light cause because whenever I get high, I eat everything in the house. And even though it's booze, it's way fewer calories. And I think this makes sense. And you were like, yeah, that's show math. It's right. Whatever. And works, by the way. Thompson. I taught to Thompson on a couple of days after that. And he was talking about how it cracked him up. She's like, I love how you're like, yeah, my new health care routine is, you know what I do? Right before bed, I drink about five beers. Like, those are good beers, which that is funny. I get it. But I was like, I was like, no, I know. I'm not trying to act like I understand that part of it and I know it is comical but I still think I'm objectively correct in my rationale or whatever and then like I texted you all the other day

no I haven't been drinking white closet night anymore and what I have been doing is defiling myself with fucking pizza and dollar store salami and all this embarrassing shit and it's like I just don't know that it's any better and of course to everyone out there I know it would be preferable for me to do neither. I know that. Okay. Here's why that happens. And I could adjust this too, and I just don't.

I'm breakfast here. I sleep like, it's 1.30 in California right now. I haven't eaten shit today. I'll go in there and we get done and I'll eat like probably like a sandwich or a can of fucking Campbell soup or something. Not that much. 400-ish calories. Then at dinner, I will gorge.

But still, by the time it gets to be seven or eight or eight or nine o'clock at night. I'm six foot 200 some odd pounds and I will have consumed like 14,500 calories that day, which is nothing. No. So like I get legitimately hungry. I'm going to eat again. Yeah. Like no matter what, or I could drink like five beers.

Dude, listen, if you're going. As right now, I'm not doing, I'm not doing the beers. But to defend you, I took those out again because it also done it. hell I don't know nothing. No, I'm straight. Apples in the morning, whatever, and just get over it, but I don't know what to tell you. But I'm not drinking right now.

I'm not. Well, if your goal is just to lose the weight, then, like, I can't say, oh, stop the drinking because I'm, like I said, I'm going into week four of sobriety. I have gained four pounds, which is, like, insane. Because usually it's like, oh, you stop drinking. Like, it's going to just fall off of you. But, like, no, apparently what happened was when I was drunk all the time,

I was just drunk. I mean, I would, don't you're wrong, I would like, I would have those, like, defiling moments, but, like, apparently it was just once a day that I would have those defiling moments. And now, like, dude, I wake up at like 5 a.m., 6 a.m. a lot. And I just get up and I go to fucking Hardee's. And then I'm not smoking neither, no nicotine whatsoever. So I'll go to Hardee's twice in one goddamn day. I've nixed that just in the past week.

In the past week, I'm not going to Hardee's twice a day. dude actually fuck that three times a day sometimes because i get two breakfasts and then at lunchtime i'm like fuck this i want a burger and then my brain i was like well you're not drinking so it's fine like normally you'd have like 17 beers tonight and you're not going to have that so like you know treat yourself to a burger live your life but like no i'm i'm doing way much more burgers than i ever was beer so but i feel but here's the deal though i feel better than i ever have and i'm slowly starting to every day is getting a little bit better in like okay you're not craving sugar as much.

Take this out. Take this out. It's a slow journey, but we're getting there. I still feel better. It is discouraging to like enter four weeks of sobriety and you've gained weight. Like that ain't it. It's like that ain't. Just the in-between versions of suicide.

Yeah, well, I've got it for something. You know what I'm? Yeah, I do. No, every single time I've ever been on, like, been drinking a lot for any kind of extended amount of time and then stop completely. Every time I've ever done that for at least the first few days after I, after I stop, I'm just a cow, just an unfettered pig fucking fat piece of shit. Like I eat so, so much.

I cannot be satiated. Did you see that tweet I put up this morning? Uh-uh. This morning I woke up and, uh, because I, I drink a lot of coffee. And I use sugar-free, fat-free, like no-calorie creamery. You know what I mean? I woke up this morning and I, Amber, I guess, had used the last of the creamer.

But I'm so used to now, like I want my coffee to have a little flavor. I didn't have nothing. I put a goddamn spoon full of pudding in my coffee this morning. And it hit real hard. It was the morning coffee hit. It was cheese. You ever done ice cream? Bro, when we had Laura Lowe's every single morning,

I put a different scoop of ice cream in my coffee, and I found that Blackberry Cobble was my favorite. It's honestly a testament to something that you are not 350 pounds. Like, the fact that anxiety. Yeah, right. Or dead. Do what? anxiety?

Yeah, dead. I do think that like, well, first off, you know, I've done a lot of uppers. Like a shit ton of cocaine and like all that stuff, like, while fat. and I think that my heart was just like, it was still getting, still getting it in. And also, like, I do, you know, I pace around a lot because I'm an anxious person. And also, like, I've always been one of those type of people that's so vain that, like, Oh, yes, the pacing theory. I do have a number.

I do have a number that, like, every time I get to it or start approaching it, I will, like, lay off for at least a couple days before I get there. And I've never gone above it. Like, never once have I gone above my all. ultimate fat. I get right there. Like I get right there, but then I'm really good about like,

nope, you can't go further than this. So like for two weeks, I'll be good. I'll lose like 15 pounds. And then it's just a race to get back to that fat again. So like, that's the only reason that I'm not 300 pounds is because I cut my,

at 236, that's the number of like, nope, you got to go back the other way, lose 20 pounds. So next week you can eat a whole pizza in bed. For the record, everybody listening, I don't do cocaine anymore. Wood hit, but I don't.

It don't hit no more, really, is why I don't let me off the hook. Cocaine started sucking, is why I don't. If cocaine still hit, I'd be doing it right this second. That's it. Look how pink I am. Look at my face. So very pink and pork eyeing right now. It's wonderful.

I wanted to get y'all's, I want you all to weigh in on a very serious debate. 184. That me and Thompson had. Go ahead. On the Salina group chat recently while watching a football game.

And it's okay. You know, I don't care. You could side with him, whatever. I just give me your honest opinion here. So you're not going to, are you going to tell us which side you were and which side he was?

Yeah. Yeah. I thought about not, but I'm just going to tell you the sides of the debates. We're watching a football game, and it was when the top of, Titans played the Broncos on Monday night football, and the Broncos have a tight end who is a great tight end in college. He's had injury problems in the league and hasn't really caught on yet, but he's getting some playing time now.

Fuck the Broncos, though. And the tight end, the tight end's name is Jake Butt. Hit the name. I agree. B-U-T-T-T-E-B-U-T-E or whatever. It's Jake, B-U-T-T-T, Jake Butt. He plays tight-in. He played at Michigan.

He's like Midwestern, big, 10 tight end. And his name's Jake Butt. And this is a debate man Thompson had on the group chat. Thompson was saying, if your last name Bud and you have a kid, you've got to do better than

Jake. And I was like, honestly, I think Jake is a perfect first name for a name, but syllables is all you need when one of them is butt. Jack will be even better though. Jack But it would be three syllables, but Randy would hit Randy But

give me an example of what you got in mind, Thompson, and I can be swayed on this. And he said, no, if your last thing is butt, you got to go with like Aladdin or Gromet or something like that. He's like, it's got an overpower butt. Otherwise, your name is just Jake Butt. And I said, yeah, but if your last name is going to be but, then your name should just be Jake Butt.

And Thompson's like, yeah, I guess you're right. If your name is but you're the kind of guy that names his son, Jake. And I said, well, yeah, his old man's probably dick butt. Thompson said maybe his dad's name is equanimius, but just wanted Jake to blend in. And I said, Jake Bud is a very, very big team is all I'm saying. I think it works. And then nothing happened in the game.

We moved on to actually talking about football. So I just want to know how y'all feel. I mean, I think it's one of those situations where I think it's one of those situations where it's like, you know, you fuck one goat. Like, it's always going to be but. Like, what is going to? You can't overpower. but I agree. But at the same time, like, I mean, if I've also never heard of a motherfucker

named a white, like if there was a white tight end named Aladdin, but Aladdin would at least get some play. You know what I mean? Like, you might stop short for me, but his name's Aladdin, but Aladdin. Wait a minute, hold on. You say, but you might stop short for a second. But like, ultimately, it's like, it's like, uh, uh, uh, Neil Brennan's joke about the NWA. Do you really need the W.A? I feel like the end's doing all the heavy lifted. Man's doing a lot of heavy lifting. I feel like Butt does most of the work on that one. And like it's always going to come back to Butt.

So I think you both made very valid points. But ultimately, I'm going to go with you. I don't know. I'm trying to think of a name that would matter. Your name was like, alloysious butt. Yes. I think he also hit. What he's saying also hit.

That's what I'm saying. I think you could make your name cool. And Jake Butt is such an understanding. cool name. Like if you heard, I don't know. Hey, Aloishishish's

Butt have five touchdowns last night. You'd be like, what? Does he also a rapper? What's his story? You know what? You know what?

Jake Butt has probably said at one point in his life, he said, call me Jake. Mr. Bud is my father. I'm pink with glee. Where I come down is. I think it's difficult.

I'm not sure Aladdin does it. I think if the overpowering first name is cool enough, it works. Kobe Bud. The dangerous. Avalicious bud is pretty good. Yeah, that's the best what I can come up with. But, like, what was the other one he said after Aladdin? Gromit.

Gromit. That's worse than Jake Butt. Yeah, that's a grommet butt. Chimney sweep from the 1880s. That's Gormit Buck. Gromit butt. Like, imagine his first day at the University of Michigan when all the people are to stand up and introduce themselves. My name's Gromit Butte.

Raspea. But, you're right about the whole thing about avalicious and all that. But, like, I just feel like, again, put a-Copernicus butt. I get all that. Copernicus J. Butt. I'm a attorney at law. Yeah. I'd hire him.

Put that on a billboard. Yeah, that all, that does hit. I just meant that, like, okay. I just meant that, like, like, again, put the whole thing into context. You got a big corn-fed white boy who plays tight end in the Midwest for the big 10. I just feel like Jake Butt is like. It fits. It works like.

No one's a not that it fits. Yeah, okay. All right. was in terms of what you do to your kids, tell that same story we just told, and maybe he don't make it to the league, or he has to retire in five or six years because he got hitting the head too much from me headbutts.

You got alloicious butts, delicious butts, and he sells pig barbecue in Iowa. He's making a billion dollars a year, whereas Jake Butt has to sell insurance, and people are going to be like, yeah, he was pretty good, but I don't trust him for some reason. I mean, look, here's a, here's something. I'll throw out there.

maybe I'm stupid. Change the butt. Like, I'm saying, Prince went by a symbol. You think you've got to stick with butt just because you're Graham, you come from a long line of butts.

Buddy, people who come from a long line of butts are sticking with the butt. I promise. That's true. You can't be the one. No, old man, Jack Butt, father of Jake Butt, they ain't know what.

He'd punch you in a goddamn dog for suggesting that they get rid of the butt. It's also more embarrassing. His daddy was a butt. his that is that it was but it's also more embarrassing for people to find out that you used to be a butt than it is for you to just be a butt like you change it to something they're like you know

who used to be a butt there's a French last name chatee boot is what it is and it looks like shit has like on paper chathed I don't know here's my here's what I'm saying

is that Jake butt sounds lame as a name. But Aloysius butt sounds cool. My niece is loving both of them for the record. What up, girl? Alloysious butt. Alloysious butt.

That does hit. Because but I had it. But it's cool. But Jake, but sounds so lame. It does. I just, I don't know. I don't know. But I think it also, I don't think it sounds lame.

I think it even sounds like a, like from a, like from a, like, like a 40s detective novel or something like detective butt detective but he don't talk of it. Yeah, but he don't solve it. You know what I mean? Like that is in the private spank eye. Oh, no. It doesn't.

He's in the way of our hero. Detective butt. I knew when I walked into Jake butt office I had a struggle. Like he's not cool. He's got an army haircut and he like hates communists. Yeah. his sergeant yelling at him like but i thought i told you to turn in your badge yeah well i got a listening problem god damn it butt ever since i was little growing up with my brother aloicious

i've had a chip on my show a couple of uh tangentially related things to this that cracked me up one of the titans players got kicked out of that game for punching jake butt in the face. And he already got kicked out. That would get our best two. But anyway, there was a tweet about that the next day or a few days later because he got fined.

Roshan Evans, linebacker for the Titans, he got fined for punching Jake Buck. And in the tweet where it said the amount he got fined or whatever, the last sentence said, slugging butt will cost the linebacker, well ultimately cost the linebacker $50,000 or whatever it was.

Well, I first read that while high the other night. And it killed me. It's funny. And I took a screenshot of it and sent it to y'all. And I was like, look, slugging butt. He said slug and butt. And then it was on Reddit. And after I'd already did that and Katie's sitting there like, what are you laughing at?

And I was like, I don't want to tell you. Don't worry about it. And that had all already happened before I even clicked on the link, the Reddit link, which opens up the comments underneath it. I'd already done all that. and was already laughing about it. And then I opened the actual line the top comment on Reddit just said in all caps, slugging butt.

Oh, my God. And that fucking killed me all over again. I was giggling so hard, Katie was like, she was getting annoyed. She's like, what? It's so funny. And I was like, please don't let me tell you. And the other thing you reminded me of, and I know I posted this, I posted about at a time, sent it to y'all at the time.

but it's like 2013 now years ago but when I stood up in Oak Ridge, Tennessee, a building went up for sale in like a very prominent, highly trafficked part of Oak Ridge. And the name of the real estate agent who was selling the building so it's on the sign, the real estate sign from the building. The name of the real estate agent was Dick Bales, B-A-L-E-S. And so of course, some enterprising teenager in the Oakland. Ridge area, whited out the top lines on the E. So it said contact dick balls. And it looked like,

and it looked like you couldn't, this kid did such a good job because like driving by it, you could. Trade so proud of him. I am, I'm swell with pride because driving by it, you couldn't tell that it had been altered at all. Like it looked like the actual sign. It was like for sale, dick balls.

And then I laughed over that shit. I mean, I've still laughed for about seven years. Like, like that type of like sophomore. Work-ass shit like that. Like, I just, I don't understand people who cannot laugh at stuff like that. They're lying to themselves. Juvenile as hell. But that's fucking funny.

They're lying to themselves. Those people, those people, the people that are like, oh, how can you be so. mature. Those people are so uninteresting and so untalented and don't hit at so much level that they think that by pretending to be bigger than something that literally everyone has come together and said it's that they must, this will make me such an adult, I'm past this, I'm a fucking serious. I'm a fucking serious. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Fuck you, man. You drive by a sign that says for sale, contact dick balls, and your first thought isn't, I better pull over.

so I can show this to everyone I've ever met. You're a piece of shit. Fuck you. I hope. Never mind. Never mind. I was going to bring up full circle. I ain't going to.

I made a mistake because it could never stand up to the thing itself, the picture of it. But I heard what I post. I took a picture of it. It was a fee money's a real estate agent. I heard this guy's a total package. Am I right? Hey.

Yeah. You got it. Nailed it. Nailed it. Dick balls, my God. Dick balls, son. Can't beat it. Can't beat it.

Ah, shit. Well, I mean, it's been about an hour and I don't know where to go from Dick balls. No, no, no. No, I guess there's no reason to talk about politics at this point. Let's get out of here, boys. Obviously, thank you guys so much for listening to Well Red podcast. Subscribe down low, tell all your friends.

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We did it this Friday, and it was great. We're doing it on Zoom. You just Venmo or PayPal me, $5. You can go on my social media to figure out how to do that if you want. you can get the link to our comedy show and it is fun. I also have a live comedy show in Nashville in a park outdoors this Sunday. I'm going to try it. If you're in the Nashville area and you want to go to a park and set eight feet away from everybody

and try stand-up comedy, come see if it works. I'll probably end up screaming at a homeless man I think is a cop. Yep, that checks out. There you go. I'm still giggling over deck balls. See y'all next way. Dick Buckus. You remember men on film?

What? Men on film, the sketch on a in living color. I don't think I do. It was too gay dudes. Oh, yes. Yes, yes, I do. Very offensively gay. Oh, yeah, Damon or Keenan Ivory was dressed in pink and like, yeah.

It was Damon and David Allen Greer. I remember, yeah. I remember when they did remember when they did the sports one men on sports my favorite play is dick buckets oh yeah and their favorite players were dick buckets and Mike dicka and uh you want to talk I mean those are funniest jokes ever to me of course and still every time he said dick buckets I like it when he plays tied in

kill me every time so hey while we're here have we have we have a pitch tomorrow Bobby has a Bobby just email does ask him if we want to do a practice run. Okay. If he hadn't, I was going to reach out to him, but he has. Well, never mind then. Okay, anyway, you can. Amber, Amber pulled a Katie today.

What is that mine in this circumstance? Yesterday, Palmer needs to be groomed. Two kids, unexpectedly. Palmer needs to be groomed. And last night, I said, okay, Amber, Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday are no good for me, but Thursday and Friday is fine. But Tuesday and Wednesday, I have pitches. And today I get a text.

It's like 10.30. tomorrow be the you know blah blah blah blah so which it is going to be fine the way we have a we have a pitch thursday by the way yeah oh yeah you're right 31 days in this month no no no you're right i'm stupid i'm stupid i'm stupid whatever don't matter yeah don't matter still tomorrow you got to take your dog yeah yeah so okay how does that take it it's i already told her i was like look i'll take him but if they take a long time you're just going to have to go fucking get him i don't know what to tell you it'll be fine. You know, I'm, dude, obviously, I'm not in any way

going to compromise the fucking pitch. Don't worry about me. It's just a rape. The reason I asked is, the reason I asked is Bobby's asking about noon. I responded and said 12.30. I almost said one. I don't like, we definitely need to practice it,

and I think it's good to practice it right before. I don't see the point in doing it so much before that by the time I'm practicing. We've got like an hour to kill between then and then the actual thing. Like I would rather do it like we've done it. Like we've done it before. It just gives him enough time to change stuff,

which drives me insane. Yeah, dude. No, I listen, man. And I try every week to like at least subtly say something, but like, I'm going to have to just, but like, dude,

listen, we got it. Quit changing shit. Of course, I know it seems like you want to change stuff because we've done it a million times, but these motherfuckers are just now hearing it. It's funny. Fucking stop.

It don't hit. It's dumb. Also, yeah, like I'm with you. Let's do it right before to where it's like, we do it. And then boom, over and let's goddamn do it again.

That's how I feel. I'm going to back me up then. I just sent a follow up or even one o'clock. Yeah. Because running through it one whole time and talking about it, I feel like is enough. And running through it will take 25, little between 25 and 30 minutes and then discussing it, you know, I feel like one is that should be enough time in my opinion. If y'all would rather do it a little bit more of a cushion, that's fine with me.

but anyway, whatever. You can respond to it so wherever you won't. Are we done? I'm going to tell him 11 a.m. Yeah, I don't hit. Don't do that. All right, love you, bye.