wellRED podcast - #193 - Well Shit Here We Go!

Episode Date: November 4, 2020

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It's the show. It's the champ. It's the buttercream dream. Listen, off top, this podcast was so riddled with problems. We had originally Drew was like, hey, I can't. be there and I was like okay cool we'll just get Mark Aegee smart Mark from the evening excuse podcast to fill in and then Drew was like no fuck it I can actually show up to the podcast no problem and then Mark was like well if you guys just want me to fuck off that would

be totally fine we're like no Mark please come on the podcast there will be all four of us we want to talk about the election that'll be great there will be a star studded cast we'll talk about that then you boy my brother-in-law got coronavirus so I had to go get tested. My test took four and a half goddamn hours, so I wasn't originally going to be able to do the podcast. And then I got home before I thought I was going to get home. I jumped in on the podcast,

and then all hell broke loose, and several people's internet fucked up. And then what happened was, at the beginning of the podcast, it was Trey and Drew and Mark, and then it was me for a second, and then Trey fucking, Trey's internet got destroyed, I guess,

and then he pissed off. So for the last part of the podcast, It's me, Mark, and Drew. So it's a rotating cast. We're very sorry. And also, I'm going to be up front with you right now. As I'm doing this intro, it is election night. It is Tuesday at 1109.

Tuesday, November 3rd at 1109. And I 100% just totally fucking forgot to edit this podcast or do anything because it's been a stressful several days with the election. Then I did trade shows tonight. And then we had our other stuff going on. And I just was sitting there. I just did Tray and Mark's live evening skews. And I was like, oh, fuck.

It's 11 o'clock. I have to do the well-read podcast. The thing that I have literally done every Tuesday night for over, I think over three years now, something like that, something insane. So listen, I'm drunk as shit. I'm all out of sorts. I'm fucked up over this goddamn election. So the normal cuts that I would make in this podcast

And I know a lot of you were saying like, really, you edit this, It just seems like a bunch of blah-bl-blah all the time. You're right, I get it. But like the normal cuts that I would make, they're not going to be there, guys. Because I don't have the time. I've got to put this shit out. And I'm drunk. I don't know what the fuck to do.

I'm so sorry. I love you. I hope by the time you wake up, things are better than they are right now. Shit is looking terrible. Nothing hits. This podcast is brought to you by Smoky Boys Grill and All that, the CarVaca, Yaday. you got on uh with look you go on our other podcasts uh evening skews uh into the abisket and through the screen door but now on with this podcast we love you we're so sorry that this podcast was as

fucked up and convoluted as the goddamn electoral college and gerrymandering and all that bullshit but look it is what it is and we love you guys and we hope that you're staying sane and here we go skew Way too much, but don't give a fun. Next, that makes some people upset, but they got three big old dicks that you can suck. All righty. Let's do it. You ready to do it?

Yeah. Cool. Well, here we are. If you're listening, you may have noticed that's not Corey or Drew's voice. No, this is another edition of evening skews. Wait, that's not right either. You've come to the right place. This is the well-read podcast, but that is.

is the voice of Mr. Mark Agee, you are hearing. He's sitting in for the show today. Hey, Mark. Hey, buddy. I don't have a talk to you? Maybe I have. I don't know. I don't remember.

You know, I said, are you ready? And you said, yeah? Oh, yeah. That's going to be, I know that seemed like it was before, but it's not as part of it. They're going to hear that.

I get a core impression just being like a six-foot sub during the podcast if you want. Yeah. It's actually weirdly Drew that tends to eat like during the podcast the most. He just shows. mashed potatoes into his mouth with his fingers. In case you're wondering what's up with Drew, he should be here. At some point, he's going to join us.

I think he's literally like eating catfish right now or something. As far as I can tell, it's something to do with dinner. I don't know what the fuck's going on with either one of them today. Pieces of shit. Neither one would be here. A grown man whose mom tells him when to eat dinner. Yeah, he is.

Corey had an appointment to get COVID tested four hours ago and you know how that goes that's why he couldn't be here I've been COVID tested twice if you haven't it shouldn't take four hours now I will grant him this

he isn't fucking Chickamauga resources infrastructure they are not as good so maybe that's the case but it's been remarkably easy it's not fun if you've not had it done they shove a Q-tip all the way up into your nose.

Like it feels like it's rubbing the back of your brain. It's not comfortable. But it's all, but it is quick. I haven't had that one yet. The two types I've had, I've had the nasal swab one where they don't go in your brain. I know.

The nurse rubbed around my nostril. And that twice for, for work to go to go to set for a job. And then me and Aaron, my wife, we did the drive-through test at the Dodger State. you? That was like, I mean, it took like 15 minutes to drive over there and we were there for like six minutes. You just like that's a total spit test. You swab your own cheeks and then drop it in a little container and then drop it in a little drop box and drive away.

See, I did I had a combination of those experiences. I've been COVID tested twice. The first one was when I, when I was on Bill Maher and it was the nasal swab you're talking about, which like you said, it's like a Q-tip that goes in the very front. part of one nostril. They swirl it around, take it out, non-invasive, nothing to it. I had had that done, and I was like, wow, that was remarkably simple. And then I went, I had, if anybody's watching, some people do watch this. It's not just audio podcast. If you're watching, you see how fucked up my eyes are, and you haven't seen me address it on even excuse or anything yet.

I had, I had eye surgery last week. So, sorry, I'm ghoulish. but anyway, I had to get COVID tested before that too, and it was a drive-through situation. They had like three different spots. One of them was in Santa Clarita is the closest to me. So I had to, I mean, I had to drive 30 fucking minutes out of the way because that's just how LA works.

But when I got there, it was like a drive-through COVID test. It took like 90 seconds or something. But when I pulled up to the nurse, she goes, have you ever been COVID-tested before? And I said, yeah. And she goes, the nasal. swab and I said yeah yeah nothing to it because I'd had the the one for bill marred the one you're talking about which is like I said it's nothing I was like yeah I got it and she's like okay well

don't beat whatever she was like I thought it was weird because I felt like she was giving me this sort of like calming spiel or something you know and in my head I was like it's fucking nothing like you'd have to be eight to be freaked out by this thing is you know and I was I was like no it's fine I got it don't worry about it she's like okay tilt your head back and I tilt to my head back and she fucking it was the other kind. She stabbed that shit in there and I was like, oh, I started, I started, I started I started choking and shit. And she's

like, holding my face. She's like, it's almost over. It's okay. And, I mean, I got through it, but it was, it was a very raven experience for me. That test seems, I mean, there's got to be a better way because one problem with it is, like,

it's so miserable that it's a big deterring factor to people go get one. But it is, again, though, and again, I can't stress it's enough because Corey's appointment was four hours ago. It is super quick. It is invasive. It's uncomfortable, but it's over like that. It's not like having blood work done or that kind of thing. I mean, it's, it ain't fun, but it's simple and fast, so it shouldn't be a deterrent.

But there's a second problem with it because, like, a lot of the drive-thru testing centers were staffed by a volunteer. These weren't professionals, too. Like, you've got to know how to, you've got to be willing to really, you get a borderline sociopath to be able to do the test correctly or to experience medical professional where you know you have to make people really uncomfortable to do it, right?

So you're like, so like, people are seeing any false negatives because they weren't sticking the swab up deep enough. So like, I think we just all go to the spit test and swab test, so it's easier to do and less miserable to do, I think. But apparently in Georgia, in Chickamauga, they're still doing,

they're still doing the old guy because Corey sent a panic text a few minutes ago about, well, I think the exact quote was, lawed they go in your brain, Yeah. I mean, I'm ragging on Corey, but I, you know, being from a comparable small town, I honestly wouldn't be surprised. I mean, I'm certain you can get COVID tested, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's like not a simple affair to be COVID tested in my hometown, you know, if it's like a whole thing and a real pain in the ass or what is, like I said.

You think Corey's getting COVID tested in the back of a feed store right now? Yeah, possibly. Yeah. It wouldn't surprise me. Baiting Tacklesham? Yeah. Oh. So, did you do shit for Halloween?

No. Well, my neighbors, we have a courtyard in our apartment complex, kind of Belrose place style, and we'll take lawn chairs down there socially distance and have a drink every now and then. And we did that Saturday night. My wife dressed up like a cat. That was fun. Yeah, we didn't do shit.

I'd tell the boy, I mean, we'd told them for weeks. They understood that there was no trick or treating this year, but obviously that's a, that's a bummer. I only get so many of those, Mark, you know. Yeah, man. I mean, I think a lot about how, like, miserable this has been for me, but, like, I'm not really, I'm just losing a random year in my life with no real milestones in it. But, like, I mean, I was reading online about this woman who, um, she graduated college this

May and she graduates grad school next May. They're probably not going to have a ceremony for that either. So, like, she's over two. two on college graduations. Kids are missing out on like, you know, all of middle school and shit. It's like, it sucks, man.

Yeah, I got two, and I've thought before, like I'm really glad, like only children right now or kids that have siblings that are like much younger or much older than them or something. It's got to really, really, really fucking suck.

My sons are 13 months apart, you know, so they like, they keep themselves and us very busy and preoccupied. But yeah. Are the kids who don't have good Wi-Fi? I saw stories about kids doing all-day school in a car in a McDonald's parking lot so they can do because that's the only didn't get Wi-Fi.

It's like, oh, God, man, it sucks. Yeah, yeah. Don't hit. Nothing hit. Speaking of not hitting, tomorrow's, as we record this, tomorrow's election day, just so you know by the time people hear this, it comes out on Wednesdays. So when people are listening to this, yesterday was Election Day. hopefully the world still exist when this podcast comes out.

Who knows? It's weird. It's weird thinking about like we're recording this. In between now and when it comes out, so much shit could happen. Do you think a lot of shit's going to happen or do you think I've, because I've heard conflicting viewpoints on like how much we will even know by tomorrow night. I've heard a lot, you know, because of mail invoting and all that shit, I've heard a lot of people say, like, look, we're not even really going to know that much tomorrow.

night. And I've heard other people say, like, we're going to know a lot more than you think. And I'm wondering what do you think about that? Well, it depends on which states matter, right? Because they all count votes at different places in different ways. So, like, I mean, I think we

will know Florida, Georgia, and North Carolina tomorrow. And I think if Biden wins any of those, it's toast. If it comes down to Pennsylvania, we might not know it Friday or Saturday. Although you'd be able to read Teeley. depending on how different counties are coming in.

Like all the nerds are saying to like click refresh in Sumter County, Florida, because that's where the villages is. You know, the place really young because everyone else is 85. Yes. Yeah. Isn't that, is that the place where that video went viral a while back of like a golf cart Trump parade and they were screaming white power and then the other old people were screaming Nazi at them and that type of shit?

That's from that same retirement. Yeah. Yeah. What's up? Drew's here. What's up, Drew? Hey, what's going on? Oh.

He's talking about the apocalypse and shit. We're talking about... You're talking about old people fighting. I'm for that. Yeah, we're talking about... Remember bum fights? Yeah, bump fights. You think, like, we know he's getting trouble on skews, Drew, for being ages.

So, let's go ahead and roast. You want to start, like, a geezer? Oh, dude knows. Oh, buddy. Drew knows all about that. He's been, he's went rounds with that exact problem multiple times. It started with a joke about, I don't even remember the joke on Facebook about old people voting for Trump. And these people got so mad at me.

And I was like, look, I, you know, I didn't say every old person voted for Trump, but the demographics are what they are. Like 70% of old people went for Trump. And so I wish they died. You know, I don't, like, what do you want for me, you know? and they acted like that was unreasonable. Yeah. It's like one of the reasons Trump's in trouble this year is because he, he's underwater with old people this time around.

But that's what's funny. So you may just make me think, I wonder if he, I wonder if like old people actually changed their minds or whether a cohort of them died and younger people aged into being older people and it shifted the votes of people over 65. five in four years or whatever, you know. I think that might have been something about that was my joke because it wasn't just,

they got mad at me for talking about supporting Trump and them dying. And I don't remember what I said. But instead of apologizing, I just kept telling them I hope they died. And so, yep, they don't like me. Yeah, I mean, you don't have a lot of apologies in your vocabulary, I feel like. Yeah, I got like four a year. And, you know, pandemic. Andy got two of them.

But the other thing about that is I'm not ageist. And if I am, that's not the reason why. I don't think old people voted for Trump. I know most of them did. It's not because they're old. I don't want them to die because I hate them, nor because I'm afraid of it. I just think it's time.

Like, I don't think that's ageist. You know, it's just, that's, I want to die when I'm 75. Were the Eskimos ageist when they put them on those ice flows? Exactly. And if you say they are, if you say they are, are you culturally insensitive. Also,

did I just use a racial sire? Well, I think so. Yeah, I mean, I know it's not, I think it's one of those things to just acknowledge

and give them, like you're not supposed to sit up. We're the Inuit ages. Yeah, the Inuits don't like to be called out of the, the E.

I just thought of a, of a sketch of like a woke racist. It's goddamn ablest. To not have a fucking, you know, ramp on this church, you dumb, you know, racial slurs. Yeah. I dig it. I dig it.

We're bringing back Mad TV so we can pitch it. I wasn't going to say. I forget. It doesn't matter. It is weird, though. Old people vote in such big numbers. But, like, they really, it's weird to me that people under 18 can't vote, but we still have people over 70 vote. Like, people over 70 have no stake.

anything. Like they're done. Right. Yeah. I mean, that is weird, right? It's also like driving. I don't know. They have to like,

I don't know. I think what you get to be a certain age, you should have to like somehow prove your cognizant ability to keep driving. Because like that literally endangers other people's lives, dude. I saw like, I remember I saw once and everybody's seen something like this. Katie's great grandpa who just passed away last year. He's 100 years old.

He was a literal war hero, fought the Nazis and World War II, all that sort of thing. I've only not, I mean, me and Katie have been together for 10 years, but that means when I met the guy, he was fucking 90. You know, he's always been extremely old the entire time I've known him in poor health. But one of the first times I went to Waynesboro to my now mother-in-law's house, and me and Katie were dating. and he was like 92 or 93, and he was still driving and shit at the time,

and he drove over there for dinner or whatever, and everybody was out in the front yard, and their house is like, their house in their driveway is like on this, like, state highway, like highway 54 or whatever the fuck, you know, where the speed limit's 55, their driveway turns right onto that highway. And everybody's outside,

and they're all hugging, thanks for coming for dinner, bye, bye, whatever. And he gets in his car and just slowly, like 93-year-old ass, just barely turns out like onto the highway from the, and immediately you hear these brakes lock up and his truck swars to the side of him. It was like,

and like you could see him in the vehicle. Totally oblivion. Had no idea that that had even happened to him and just kept like putting along down the road with this dude's like trying to keep his whole family from dying on the other side of the fucking highway or whatever. And he just, and everybody just sort of stand there

and like once it was like, okay, everybody's all right, they're just like, I-p-a-paw-old, you know, or whatever. And everybody's seen an old person do some shit like that. I don't know why that's just like, I mean, we are getting, we're not, oh, you just, God damn it,

let's rant and rave about old people for fucking 30 minutes. But I'm saying, like, I don't understand why shit like that is just okay. Or like what Mark said, like, I don't get why you should have, like, saying how things work. Because they do vote. is why they won't take their driver's license.

Man used to be the only ones that voted, and somehow women got to be able to vote, you know, like, how that worked. I'm not saying we can't take it from them. Let me say you the things. One, 70 ain't the right number. Let me be honest about that. Yeah. Because if you, it should probably be 80.

Or higher. 85. You know. Driving or voting? Both. Either one. Because if you're 70 and you don't have a say, the first thing that they're going to do is,

take their pensions. The reason old people have so many rights is because they do vote and they vote in huge numbers. But I think Trump killed them all, Mark, with Corona. That's what I said. I agree 70s too young. 70's not even that old anymore now. And I feel

like, and I know you can't do this. This is like when you get into like literacy test and stuff like that type of thing, which is not what I'm proposing. But at the same time, it is kind of what I'm about to propose, I guess, because I feel like I feel like there should be some kind of objective measure for like capacity, like competence.

I mean, there is, Drew. You're a lawyer, right? Like, you can be turned, you can be deemed incompetent at some point. For certain things. If you're incompetent, then that's when you shouldn't be able to drive, vote, probably, all these other things either. Because I just, I let's do a podcast with Norman Lear on it a couple nights ago when he was like 97 or 98. And he's still like completely 100% totally there. And I feel like if you're, you know, I don't, all right, there is no certain age where a human being loses their mind.

But I thought, I thought we were mostly just doing a bit. We are. There's a legitimate huge problem. There's a legitimate huge problem with competency tests as it relates to voting. And that is this country's history of racism, homophobicist, exism. That's why I said, it will simply, not to mention the poor community and how hard it is for them to pass tests. that's why I opened that with I know how this is about to sound

because that's why I brought the literacy test and all that because I know you can't do things like that because they get exploited and that's just voter suppression and all of that but it's got to be something we can do about these old people y'all I'm just trying to. I'm brainstorming that's all I'm doing. Well, first the reality-based thing

before we give back to the bit, like I would never suggest these sort of confidence, I wasn't suggesting phasing out voting because of age because of competency is because they don't have a stake in any of the decisions the government makes except for the Social Security and pension stuff. Right.

But I think 70's too young even for that because they've paid taxes their whole life into these systems they were promised. And I assure you that if we got rid of, like if 71 and up couldn't vote, the first thing every company would do and the government is take their pensions. You're right about that for sure. Yeah. But what my- That's okay with it.

No, no, I'm not okay with losing stuff. Like, I think, I think phasing out older voters would shift the electorate to the left substantially and probably make their pensions better. But I understand your argument otherwise. But back to the bit part, what would a competency test for an old person? I mean, like, for like a pop culture awareness. Like, you've got to be able to name five of the top 40 right now. Or just pictures of different races of people.

What do you call this? back to what we were saying earlier they're all going to fail the Eskimo one hell I failed it none of them are going to know you can't say Eskimo anymore it's not a simple test to devise no it's not

also what score do they go right a lot of questions we should form a committee but what if you couldn't read that's fine let all that boat but how do you take the test if you're 70

like you just it doesn't matter to you where the global woman exists or not you're not going to care about it because right holy shit do not give a shit about their grandkids if you make it 80 i'm on board you could probably tell me in the 70 who made it the crew is a lot of set hey look corona core mad corona cori oh covid cordial covid chatter bob chobobobobbubbubbubb we're talking about your four hour old bob choked himself with his own mask You didn't expect that to be as invasive as it was, did you? Didn't hit. No, it don't hit, does it?

Did you do the nose one? Yeah, but here's the thing, Drew, there's two different kinds of nose ones. I'm not going to retell it because me and Mark already talked about it up top. I know. There's a very simple one, which I had had done. And then I got the second one thinking it was the simple one, not knowing there was a second kind, and I choked and about died because I didn't know that was coming.

Wait, I thought once they figured out, you could do the simple one. Everybody, because they're not evil, stop doing the horrible one. It's probably a money or resources or something thing, I would imagine. Because for me, the simple one came when I did Bill Mars show,

so it's like there's money behind that. And then the other one was from when I had eye surgery for UCLA using medical insurance and that type of shit. But my simple one was at Scott County free clinic. I don't know, but definitely don't check out. Look at Corey. face. He looks so upset. You look so upset. I'm not upset. I just didn't know what you wanted me.

I thought you were about to ask me what was up. Well, I do want to get back to what's up. But before we do that, Corey, what do you think about? We're talking about limiting the rights of old people to vote and how best to go about it. For it. Absolutely for it. Dude, are you kidding me? Absolutely, dude. I mean, I'm a firm believer of that whole you don't get to pick the menu if you coming to dinner. Yeah. You know. That's what Mark said.

Yeah, pretty much. I'm for it. No, I think they should be killed. That's what Dirk said. That's what Dirt said. You've covered. What age? 50.

So Mark's got two more years. I started this debate as the, as a zealic, now I'm a centrist in here. Yeah. No. I think they should be killed, a bare minimum, chopped off at the kneecap. and rolled down a hill. And then once they get down the bottom of the hill,

if they can audibly say who they vote for, we'll count that one. All right. So we're not... Joe, what is? We're not... We're not ages at all.

No, no. That's how the whole thing started, Corey. We're like, we're going to accuse being ages sometimes, and then for 20 minutes, we've been talking about whether to kill or simply strip the rights away from old people.

Well, you don't have to kill them, just strip their rights away, and they will die. so you can just solve that. You know what I mean? Like it's easy. Like we put in the cart before the horse. Well,

but only the good ones. That's the reason they say, that's the big argument as to why most old people are Republican is all the liberal ones died. Because the rich ones are mostly Republican. Because they were hitting too hard. Well, because they didn't have the resources. Right.

The theory is that they become more conservative as they age if they have money. And they stayed hippies or whatever, beatniks, I guess, if they didn't have money. Well, that whole thing is like, that whole, you know, as you grow older, you become more conservative, like really isn't. I mean, that's all that is is you get older, you get land, and then you don't want to pay taxes.

I remember the first time I heard, first time I heard that cliche was in business school, and it was the president of the business school at Tennessee Tech was the first person I ever heard say, if you're not a liberal when you're 20, you don't have a heart. but if you're not a conservative when you're 50, then you don't have a brain, which is how like, which I don't fuck that. I don't believe that at all.

Mark's 50 and he's liberal as shit. I don't, I don't, but I'm just saying it is 100% yeah, that land, money, but that's not happening with our generation. Right, which hits. Yeah, because we're poor.

Yeah, we don't have any land. Which don't it. That don't is. Yeah, right. Yeah. Like if they had been better, you know, with managing and spreading our taxes around.

I would love to be conservative. Are you kidding me? Do you know how much I want to be conservative? It sounds fun just listening to Kid Rock on your boat. That's a good time, dude. Or now you got Little Wyandah as an option. There was a, there's a famous Harold Ramas anecdote

or a guy wrote Ghostbusters or whatever. He was talking about like... Yes, Mark. We know. We're not that young. Okay, sorry. Like, he was talking about being a hippie when he was younger is like when you're 20s, then you're your 40s to see it right on the streets. Like, hell yeah, fucks.

Oh, wait, I'm parked out there. Right. Yeah. Yeah. And when you're 60, you're like, that's my shit. Hey, for the record, I don't know if I got the complicated nose test or the simple one. You got the complicated one. Well, it didn't hit.

I know. That's how I know it was the complicated one. The simple one, no one would say it. doesn't hit. I would, if it's nothing, no. I say it doesn't hit. Yeah, because you had the other one. Without having the other one, it's really, it's, it's a mild discomfort, which is not something I enjoy. Well, for the record, yeah, like it didn't hurt, really. It was just, A, I didn't know you could go that far back. I didn't know you go that far back, yeah, without killing me. Right. But also, I didn't know, I thought they were just going to do the one nostril, and they did two. And, like,

me finding out they were doing both nostrils was like between nostrils. Do you know what I'm saying? I didn't have any time to prep for that. Yeah, like sort of have to be. No, but I'm saying like double fist. No, but I'm saying. Well, they know, but they did they could tell you. They could say it with their mouth.

You know, they could say, hey, we're going to do both of your nostrils. Yeah. But they didn't. They're just like, all right, this is going. Just don't worry about this. I'm going to talk you to it. Okay, all right. Don't hit.

Don't hit. And I'm like, no, don't hit. And then they go, all right. And here we go with the other one. I'm like, motherfucker, what? And no, it did. And dude, I'm talking like, you remember that, uh, the, when no Sean Marino cried during the anthem? Yes.

It was that. Like I wasn't, maybe it wasn't because it hurt. It was like they, whatever the, the tear center in my brain is, they hit that with the Q-tip. And like, I'm talking like, son, on the way back, I looked higher than a fucking cat's ass. Like, I would have easily got a field sobriety test if I'd have got pulled over. Didn't hit. But, hey, negative. Per the rapid test.

now when they say they go oh you got the rapid test or we got the 24 hour test or we got the one that takes three or four days like well clearly they can't if they all worked everyone would just do the fucking 24 hour one so i don't trust that i don't have it and that i'm not going to die by the end of the week um hoping for it it would be very it'll be very raven if i turn around and start feeling real bad tomorrow on election day and then die that'd be the most raven thing there could be and if i die the most raven thing there could be is if you got it there right Yeah, and who knows? Yeah, no, for sure. But right now they say negative. But, like, it's also very coincidental because they asked me, they're like, are you having any symptoms? And I was like, my head is bumping. My throat hurts and I got a runny nose.

But that always happens to me on the very first day that it gets truly cold. And that just so happened to be today when I was, like, it was 20 this morning. So, like, it's just a bunch of coincidences lining up. But, you know, go get tested, y'all. do you think that the painful awkward test is like more prevalent in like red areas because like Brian Kemp wants to get the numbers down so they make the test painful I could say it well like I said man I'm in Scott County Bill Lee is the worst governor in America on Corona and and we're in Scott counties one of the poorest counties and we had the easy one

and I made my nephews go with me because they've been exposed to somebody and they'd already gotten the hard one because they'd been exposed another time. And they were like sick to their stomach. They were mad at me. And then they got that simple one. And they were like, oh, that was great. So, I mean, it's not like we started out hit. Well, none of that hits.

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Oh, God. This is so, it's so, yeah, I got it. It's so raven because of, of. how many times the cast of this podcast today has changed. And now, Trey just ain't. Originally it was you weren't going to be here, Drew,

right? You weren't going to be here. And we're like, Mark, you'll fill in for Drew. And then I was like, oh, I think I have coronavirus.

And now it's just Trey's not here for reasons I have no idea. Why? All right. Well, yeah, to catch everybody up, Trey isn't here. We're not sure exactly what happened,

but we're going to move on. We had some great jokes about, how Mark is 50 and he's just seen a lot of elections. But Mark corrected us. He's apparently 48. Sorry about that. Mark's 42. I was asking or I was trying to transition and talking about the election.

By the time this drops, it will have happened. And so we're going to, I guess, make our predictions. Corey, would you like to go first? Yeah, I mean, sure, I'll go first. I probably have, I don't know if it's the most vanilla answer or the most, like, it's going to seem like a real political answer. But realistically, the reason is that I'm a sports fan. And I don't believe, I believe in jinxes.

I don't believe in talking during a fucking heater or no hitter, anything like that. It's hard for me to go on record and saying something because then there's a sound bite of, fuck you, we told you so. And I feel like if I put it out there, there's no, I'm a Georgia sports fan too. So I'm, I've never wanted to be like, my team's going to do it. It does feel like if you just go by, there's a lot of. of things going against Biden, which is, you know, the incumbent usually wins. In very rare cases, I can think off the top of my head, Jimmy Carter, George H.W. Bush.

It's like, well, in order for the incumbent to lose, something terrible would have to happen, I believe it has. So we can kind of cross that one off. The early voting turnout for an incumbent race, this is unprecedented. Because usually that's one of the reasons it's huge low voter turnout in incumbent races. It's unprecedented, the early voter turnout, the absentee, ballots, that's usually a sign of people going, oh, fuck, and that ain't in his favor, I don't think.

It does seem like some, they keep saying it's some, you know, Florida's going to flip, Texas is going to flip, I don't know, it's still hard for me to wrap my head around there being hope in those places, but I don't know, man. I'll tell you this, my one prediction is Biden's going to win the popular vote by maybe a record, the popular vote. But as we know, that doesn't always matter. So I'm going to say Biden, but I'm also fucking once bitten twice. shy you know what I mean.

So Biden by a field goal. All right. And man, yeah. And we might have to review that somehow. Well, speaking of reviews, I guess I'll go next. I think that Biden's going to win and that Trump is going to challenge the vote via the courts in a bunch of key states. I think that they've been planning on doing this for a while. when the idea of voting early vote, mail ballots, all that first came up,

Trump was like, you can't trust this. You can't trust this. We got to vote in person. We got a vote in person. And a part of me, going back to old people earlier, I was like, okay, but what's he going to accomplish? Like, I don't, what's his game plan here? You know, and now I realize he's been telling his people to vote in person. He's been doing it that whole time.

So he has, by design, try to create it to make it to where most of the early voting are Democratic votes. Right, right, right. He's told his people not to early vote. And he's going to challenge. He's definitely already planning on challenge in Pennsylvania. He pretty much said he was going to already. He'll do Wisconsin if he loses there. He'll probably do North Carolina if he loses there. And I'm going to be honest, I think he'll win. I think he'll win in court. I think it'll be a nightmare.

I think that that will create a lot of violence. And I'm not excited about that. So you're saying that you think that Biden will win. Like I won't say on election night because we're probably not going to find out on election night because of how many ballots they're going to have to count that we're in ballot boxes. So you're saying to me that you think Biden will like, to us it'll appear legitimately win. And then we're going to have a two thousand situation, a year 2000 situation. where, okay.

I mean, that seems to be how they did. Well, I know that's, I, I feel like that's what he's playing for. Republicans in Pennsylvania sued and successfully to make it to where they couldn't count any of the ballots early. So they got all these early voting ballots, but they can't start counting them until election day, right? Well, now Trump's already given the game away, as he always does, and they brief him on the plan. He's already said, we're going in there with our lawyers at 9. and saying no more can be counted after 11 p.m. They won't be done by 11 p.m.

They absolutely will not be done counting those ballots by 11 p.m. So I think this was a play and a plan. I don't put anything past any of them. And then my darkest thought is that it'll work. Well, I still am not convinced. I mean, I'm sorry, Mark. I know you need to make your prediction. But to piggyback on that for just a second,

I'm still not convinced that this motherfucker actually wants to win. like it seems so much still that every fucking day he keeps he keeps just going out there like surely to god if i do this surely to god if i do this and like you say that he keeps giving the playbook away he also does this thing all the time where he he'll be in the middle of a fucking rant and then he'll say something that's like dude that you said the quiet part out loud but like it won't have nothing to do with it he'll just he'll be going on be like we're going to build a wall you've seen it okay we're going to do it Mexico's going to pay for it I've been saying it God damn it, my life was great before I did this job.

And we're going to have dead of day. And he keeps going to get, I'm telling you, I just, I had bitches and I had gold toilets. And he's constantly talking about how wonderful his life was before all this. And like, I don't know, man. I think that I think he wants to lose, but be able to say, well, really, I won. And I'd be there if things were right. But that's how it is. So I'm, you know, I'm out.

That's what I feel that he really wants, Mark. But before Mark goes, let me say this. My scenario will only make sense if Biden is close in the electoral. If Biden blows him away, if they do win Texas, it's not going to happen. Like he's going to be so far ahead. Mark? Yeah. I don't, I mean, I understand where you're saying, or I still don't think he's going to have.

It's just like, like, he's the deep, even the judges he nominated have rebuked him repeatedly over and over again. And the Supreme Court sucks, and if Brett Kavanaugh gets to decide, it will not be good. But Kavanaugh already decided in Wisconsin. He already threw some votes out. Wait, that was,

which case you're talking about? Because they had a couple cases from Michigan, Pennsylvania. And the Pennsylvania, the Wisconsin went tied to 4-4, and it went to reverted to, I think, the state court decision. Anyway, it doesn't... Yeah, and the state court decision was upheld.

And Kavanaugh wrote the 4-4 side, the Republican side. The Wisconsin question before the court was, does the governor have a right to make it to where, sorry, my dad walked in his room, so I can't be upset at all. But it distracted me. Hey, Deb.

The governor of Wisconsin made it to where, if you get your ballot in the mail by voting day, it'll be counted. And what Kavanaugh said is, in his opinion, is that only the legislature can make a decision like that. But that opinion came down in the middle of voting. It only came down like, what, five days ago? Yes. So there were people already making plans.

So who knows if their ballots are getting there? Because keep in mind, the guy appointed by Donald Trump to run the USPS, has already tried to, to slow down the USPS. Yeah. But so many mail ballots have already been returned. They're definitely trying shit. I just don't think it's working. They lost that Texas case today in pretty stark rebuking fashion

from one of the most partisan federal judges in the country. I didn't see that one. I'm glad they lost. I didn't see, I know what you're talking about. I didn't see the result. Yeah, that Judge Hassan or whatever his name was, basically laughed him out of court. Because he ruled they didn't have standing.

But then he also told them that if they appealed in the standing ruling, came back to him, he also wouldn't decide them on the merits because their case was worse shit. So that's $127,000 ballots they were trying to get thrown out. That's good news. Yeah. Going back to Scalia, Mark, from law school, when a Republican judge is on your side, there's nothing better in the world because they just, like Scalia on down,

they just write their opinions so sarcastically. They just act like the other side is the dumbest person in the world. So in that rare occasion where they're on your team, it feels pretty good. Yeah, his exact quote was when they tried to argue that driving, pulling places are less secure than walking pulling places. His quote was, I ain't buying it. So it was just, that was nice. But I just think it's going to be, I mean, I understand, like,

if it comes into Pennsylvania, the first count won't be until Friday or Saturday. and the counties like i'm not even sure how they would stop the count or why but because they don't have any i mean i judge judges can understand there's like judges do a heavy bit of motivated reasoning especially conservative justice judges and they can get to whatever conclusion they want but like that argument they're making about like state only because the constitution says only state legislatures can make election rules so basically any any state court ruling or any county judge ruling or a state county registrar or whatever. If they adjust things slightly, they always have to fall back on it.

The state legislature didn't explicitly approve this. But that's exactly what that federal court in Texas told him to fuck off on because it's like, we understand that the state legislature delegated authority to county officials to figure out how to run elections. And the Republicans in Harris County signed off from this plan to have driving, pulling places. Nobody contested until two days ago. This is extremely transparent.

Yeah, but if they do appeal. and try to get around the standing issue, Kavanaugh has made it clear that he'll overrule that. Kavanaugh will overrule that Texas judge is my fear. Yeah, I just think it's going to, I mean, it'd be nice if they won Texas. And my old place I used to live, it would be nice. It'd make me happy. But it's also not necessary from Biden to win the president.

If he wins either Florida, Georgia, or North Carolina, we all know those election night, I think, that it's, then it's, he's toast no matter what Pennsylvania does. Um,

well, this is like, like Drew said, I don't, I'm not, I don't put anything past, not only the Trump administration, but especially the top,

well, I don't know if I should call him the top tier of his followers, because they're definitely the fucking worst people I've ever seen, but like the loudest, the, the Trumpers, the, not just Republicans,

but like the, the, the Maga clan or whatever. I, I'm kind of like more worried, like, even if it is a Biden blowout. They,

he set up, this whole campaign, from the Roger Stone with the fake news to the I'm not accepting the results. They've set up this whole world where if the Democrats do something good,

something good happens for them, it was bullshit. It never actually happened. Yada, yada, yada. So I expect this week to be very stressful, insanely stressful, and I expect it to get

honestly pretty violent regardless of how it goes. I hope that's not the case. But like, I mean, we saw yesterday with that fucking, you know, those all those Trump trucks or whatever surrounding the Biden van, like the Biden bus.

Like, look, man, I'm from the, I'm from the country. Y'all are too. If you just showed me that shit and it had no political thing, old Corey would have been like, yeah, man, they're fucking with somebody. You know, whatever. Cars, driving fast, whatever, honking, skew. We threw watermelons at people.

Whatever, but like, I'm an adult now, and these motherfuckers are not acting like adults. And like, I know that's a funny clip, and I'm sure there's a lot of Republicans. You look at this, man. They're scaring the shit out of these fucking lip-tarts. That is, that's literally terrorist behavior. Like, I'm not saying that these motherfuckers have rocket launchers

and their actual ISIS members, but, like, I don't know, dude. Like, that's what people are comfortable doing in public. I just can't imagine what they're going to do at night when they don't think anybody's looking, and it terrifies me. And, you know, everybody stays safe, I guess is what I'm saying. I mean, I did it in Riverside, California, too. It's not just Texas. Yeah, but that was so funny because Riverside's Trump territory.

they blocked up a polling place and they dropped people voting. It was fucking, they're so disorganized and don't have any idea and they're done. They're just, like somebody on Twitter made this point,

but like when they, they clogged up the bridge in New York yesterday where they stopped traffic. It's like you're not like protests, like protesters stop traffic. But you're not pro, you're not advocating for anything.

Right. You're just being an asshole. Yeah, you're just annoying people you don't like while you honk, your horn. You're just like honking is the perfect protest because it's like you're just annoying somebody you imagine you don't like. You're not doing anything else. Yeah, that's the shit that pisses me off when like if the like let's say a Black Lives Matter protest is blocking traffic. They're like, well, god damn it, you know, they're out here blocking traffic. What does that help?

I'm like, well, you're talking about the cause. So there's one thing. It's supposed to, it's disrupting your life. Imagine how much police brutality is disrupting their life. You're getting a tiny, very privileged glimpse. Oh, no, you had to go to a different wine store. You of shit. But like, yeah, just what if I just went up there and started running over people? And all right, well, you're a fucking crazy person. This is way different. And they've been doing that.

Have you seen where they put like a what's the word on a mummy? A mannequin. Like they tape them to the front of it. They put a mannequin on the front of their car and they put like they write Antifa on the shirt like they've ran over Antifa. They're doing that at parades. Like those people are nuts.

But to be a little, little bit more hopeful and going back a little bit, something I was thinking about, and this might be the case with that Texas judge. One thing I am hopeful of Mark, if this, if anything goes to the Supreme Court related to the voting, is that one of those old dudes can't stand him. That there's one federalist society, conservative judge on the Supreme Court. I don't know which one it would be. You know, maybe Clarence Thomas wants to look in the mirror and realize that he's black. And would just just I know Clarence Thomas is the least likely

Him and Alito or suck I know honestly I think Stevens is is the top possibility for what I'm talking about to just be like no no I'm not I'm not giving you this election dude I just think

look like they're on a third What about my girl Sonia Sotomayor? She's a liberal one she's definitely going to go against me I just like saying her name like I'm not saying There are deeply an authoritarian party to a large degree, but also they don't think they have the juice to try it right now. Like it's just like there's going to be a moment.

Do you say juice? Juice, yeah. All right. The clout, they're too much a minority party right now to make that kind of move. And it's just. Okay, but if they do it for the record, that will actually, in my opinion, be why. Like, you might be right, but if they do decide to do it, I think it'll be because. because they're like, this is our last shot.

But they're not, I mean, look, we live through, I mean, holy shit, Reagan got elected, what, five years after Nixon, Trump got elected eight years after Bush and the Iraq war. And America is a two-party system, and they're always going to be roughly equal in power, go back and forth from year to year, depending on the mood, because people can't really understand how extreme one day. sides guide. So like, all they could do is wait and you don't think if Biden, Biden keels over and it's like Tim Scott versus Kamala Harris in 2016 that it's going to be a tight race. They don't have to do it this time. And I'm sure they're going to do it. Maybe, but I think you're,

I think you're skipping over two important cultural factors that they're very worried about. A lot of issues are like 70, 30 issues now. What happens in those times you're talking about is we redefine what it means to be conservative. and or liberal. Right. And so when it comes to abortion, gay rights, and then also with a lot of their gerrymandering, which they're very worried about going away,

that's how they're holding on the power. So I agree with you that there's always going to be two parties and they're always going to be roughly equal, but I'd also think that it's very possible and they're aware of this, that the country itself is going to move left. And I don't think, for example, Mitch McConnell's about that. Yeah, but I think,

the one thing they rushed to install Connie Barrett was precisely so it wouldn't matter. Like, it's just, I don't know. It's just like, I think to my, my, like, I'm not, I hate telling people not to panic about Trump because I think the fact that people have constantly panicked is one of the reasons is pushing him back so much. But like his, the bluster never,

like he's lazy and unfocused and can't follow through on shit. So he always threatens this awful shit. People yell and scream about it. Then it gets dialed back 90s. percent. Like, I just don't think, like, Biden's going to win, like, 140 electoral votes. Pennsylvania is not going to matter. And they're going to prepare for these court fights that aren't going to be necessary or meaningful anyway. And it's just like, it's just going to fizzle out. Well, if he wins by that margin, it won't matter. Now, for those of you who are masturbating right now because of what Mark predicted, please keep in mind that Mark also was certain that Trump would die of COVID. So he's got some kind of mush hope brain going on.

He don't hit. Listen to me, Mark. Martin. I just, well, I think, you know what it is in his old age? His grandkids have him so positive. I agree. I agree. He's got to be the cool papal so much. He's like, no, Biden, we're going to get it done. We're going to keep on rocking in the USA.

Direct quote from Mark. He's got to, Mark has a resist tattoo. Literally. Every fucking day, Mark says something that I'm like, dude, it's the ninth thing. Shut the fuck up. Let him pitch every day. And he's just so goddamn, he's just so goddamn,

the confidence of a chauvin-headed white man knows no bounds. I'll just, like, he would need a polling error, triple the size of the one in 2016, and in his direction. And pulling errors go both ways. It could have just easily missed, like, swing Biden three or four points. And it's like, and it's like we're into like Reagan Mondale territory. Speaking of swing Biden, I bet they used to swing.

He just got that He don't wear a tie He drinks He drinks Heineken I bet You ever see the old quotes Like after his first wife died He used to talk about how much he missed Fucking her a lot

He was talking to interviews about how he missed Pleasuring her and stuff He was a horny dude Jesus Christ That is rough to hear I miss pleasuring her Yes he's like Imagine if you're white

The mom of your three kids dies Along with one of your kids And you're giving interviews About how much you used to miss Really banging it out Yeah you should never mention in a eulogy. Was this like a year later?

Or like 10? It was before he got with Jill. I think I can argue either one is worse. I could make arguments for if it was a year, it's like she's not even cold. And if it was 10, it's like, ugh, you're thinking about ghost pussy. Gross. So like either way, just when someone dies, you don't get to. I thought you were just meant like get over it or something.

No, no, no, no. Pussy's gross? This man, Mark argued that he would fuck his own butt through a portal if he could. But now ghost pussy is somehow off the table. Ghost pussy's fine. I guess I was thinking of like dead pussy and that don't hit. But like I'm just saying, no, that don't hit. That ain't it at all.

I'm just saying like if you're, if you're, listen, no, now look, I fuck the lady that's now dead. I've thought about it, you know, like I'm not saying that you can't do that. I'm just saying. Tell Mark how she died, Corey. She was walking her dog on pills and she fell off a, cliff. So, so, but I'm saying, like, if someone asked me, they're like,

when's the one? Okay. Mark, zombie or ghost pussy? Ghosts, definitely. Vampire is probably above both, though, because they're, they're, this is what they do. That's kind of both. Yeah. Kind of. But they're also horning sexy, and that's like, that's how they get the victims. All I mean is just maybe leave that out, if someone brings up your dead wife, just be like,

we had such a special bond, not she's on one, let me ate her ass. I don't know why it's Clinton, but. We all know why it's Clinton when you're talking about eating ass. Come on my own.

To me, it's more forgivable if it's like a year or less because he's still heavy in grief. And I would be out of your mind and you'd say whatever. Right. It's still just a very weird thing to say. I hope he wins. I'm not saying that.

I hope he wins. But it's weird to me. No, I mean, like we've had weird or horny or presence. You just talked about Bo Quinn. Do you guys know that, dude, we guys are getting pretty filthy. So apparently when one of the many things that made him get called Monica crazy was that usually when she blew him, he wouldn't let himself finish. Yeah, I heard that. So like the fact he let himself, the one time he let himself finish, she kept out of her dress and she kept it.

And it was a DNA sample that proved him guilty. he was like fucking also do just to walk around the white house eating raw potatoes like like like apples was he a drunk yeah i didn't uh was he a secret drunk and we didn't know it because i know that's a drunk thing like they like to eat potato let like to eat raw potatoes is it i've never heard that's what george jones did that all the time uh just because the start it was that he didn't really want to eat because he didn't want to fuck up his buzz but raw potatoes was the easiest way to get starch in him to soak up the alcohol so that he could sober up just enough to do a thing and then get redrunked.

and like it was just a whole a whole weird thing. Okay. Yeah, Lundatech. What's funny about that is Mark said that he wouldn't finish blowjobs and then that ended up being the second weirdest fact. But that's like edging or what's that about? Like self-hatred or self-mutilation or sadomasicism or if you're really, if you really want to punish yourself, just don't get a blowjob from a 20-year-old.

You want to mean? like the ultimate punishment. That's not an option, baby. Right. When you're to BC. That's true. But, yeah, I think it's just a form of mask, isn't it? And also, Corey, not getting one is better than getting one and not finishing.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's true. So he was punishing himself. Yeah, so, man, I wonder if he's like into getting fisted and stuff now. Oh, dude, he loves to get fisted. I'll guarantee you that with like a, with like. Bill Clinton brass knuckles on. Fisted president.

Yeah. He likes to get fisted. He likes to get punched. I can see him whipping himself on the back a la Michael Shannon in Boardwalk Empire. I could see him doing that type of shit. Yeah, I think the raging Cajun is involved in some way. Yeah.

I mean, like everybody. It's the butt plug, stupid. Do you talk about James Carville? You could fist someone with James Carville. I've met him. I've seen like he's very, look at it. He's so smooth. He is the tiniest slick bald head I've ever seen.

He looks like a dolphin's cock and a suit. He sounds like one a little bit too. He does. If a dolphin's cock could talk, it would sound like James Carville. Yeah, I mean, whatever him and Mary Matlin were up to was, it was like a dry run for whatever George and Kellyanne Conway are doing.

That's so bizarre to me, like how that's continued. Like, I understand, like, at a local level or like oh my wife's like we're both this but my wife's a little bit more this or like I'm a liberal but my husband's a conservative but like

not too big not like the abortion kind just the taxes kind but like your George Conway is constantly tweeting shit about his wife's boss and tweeting shit about everyone that works for the Trump administration is the biggest

you know fucking dirtbag criminal they all deserve to go to jail oh not honey love you and just kissing kelly and conway on the face like at a certain point i'm kind of like fuck george conway because like if you meant it you divorce that bitch you am i wrong here like you don't you ain't about that fucking life if you really believe that but you're still in bed with her and benefiting from all her bullshit like i don't believe that shit at like george conway is like the project lincoln of people it seems like as soon as this shit's over as soon as this shit's over him he's going right back to kelly in like glad we made

it through that. Let's be, you know, right back with the next Republican president. Like, I don't know, man. There's a lot of it that just reeks. They're both, like it looks like a wrestling angle, it's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know about their daughters? Yeah, that too. Like, that's what I'm saying. Like, if they, if both of them really

had as completely contrasting and visceral opinions that they do, there is no way they could be, my wife sometimes leaves the potato chip bag wide open. I've thought about going to my mom. You know what I mean?

I've thought about it. Like, I just need two weeks. So, like, there's no fucking way, man. They're ghouls. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You nailed it with the Project Lincoln thing. I'm not sure about their daughter if she means it or if she's, you know, just realized there's one.

Well, she might realize there's a third way to do this, too, you know. Yeah. I look at it as like they just, um, their car, they're, they're setting themselves up as influencers for different wings of, like, the political internet. whereas Kelly Ann's MAGA, he's resistance, and now she's DSA. And some of her stuff seems like it's authentic, but some of her stuff definitely seems like it's part of the family branding exercise. Yeah, I don't trust.

She's also definitely got, I mean, teenagers have issues, and she's definitely got some, and I wish they weren't pushing around the public eye so much, so she could silence like most teenagers. Yeah, I don't think they pushed her to the public eye. I think she did herself trying to play gotcha with him all day. But then, dude, again, like, I'm not ever going to, short of, like, murder and shit like that, like I'm not going to judge most things a 15-year-old girl does,

especially when they've grown up in that situation. For the record, I'm not judging her as much as I was questioning whether or not she was legitimate or not. And I'm kind of of the opinion that she's just playing the game. She's learned from my parents, but just went the DSA rail. Yeah, I mean, I just think she's a 15-year-old girl on TikTok, but that could be the same thing. Although, I mean, she's George and Kelly Ann's daughter.

She's smarter than I was at 15, I'm sure. But, like, I just can't- The DSA rail, by the way, is the DSL's number one policy? That's not true, but getting a train. Doesn't that sound like the NSA rail? It sounds like a train to the gulog or something? Does, it would hit. These fucking, like, these George Conways and like the Project Lincoln,

the Rick Wilson motherfuckers, like, I look at them as a liberal the same way as a stand-up comedian. look at when an actor starts doing stand-up comedy. I'm just like, okay, sure, we're technically doing the same thing right now, but like you weren't here for the start. You know what I mean? Like, you ain't been here the whole goddamn time. Project Lincoln has the highest percentage operating budget

of any political analyst or consulting company in America. What that means is they raise funds for their Super PAC to do their political campaign work. but their, quote-unquote, operating costs are at 90%. So 9 million of every 10 million they get goes to their operating costs. That's their salaries. This is a huge grift. Of course. It's brilliant.

And I wish I'd thought of it. Yeah, I mean, it is nice for those Republican grifters to kind of maybe be benefiting us in a tiny way, at least right now. That's why it's perfect. That's what it's perfect. They can say we were doing the right thing. It's just that, you know, we're doing it with 10% of our money instead of 50, which is about normal. I don't think someone political analysts did a big write-up about this, but like with this, the kind of ads are making are good for persuasion.

They are good for making people who already agree with you feeling riled up, which certainly has its utilities that you want to get people to go vote or go donate. But it does seem to be a straightforward grip. A lot of people think they're going to pivot to being anti-Biden. But I think that's like they've got a great angle right now, which is the big. the Republicans who are mean to other Republicans the way Republicans are mean to Democrats. And they can keep doing that against Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio and all these other psychos for a decade, make hundreds of millions of dollars. They can just change their name and let someone else do it.

Go through the filings of changing their name, claim they've quit as individual people. But let the company keep going. Well, also, like you said, like that, maybe their videos aren't good for persuasion in one direction. But in my opinion, they are good for persuasion in some, like, like maybe some liberals, some younger liberals who might be about to come into some money or something like that, start getting some property. Just to put the seed in their head that like, oh, it's just Trump. Not all Republicans are very bad people.

Some of them are very sensible. You know what I'm saying? So they can start doing like some like reverse. Go ahead. They're basically doing PR work for the next legitimate Republican campaign. Like they can come back and look, we hate Trump. We're not that type of Republican. And there's just enough people that shared those videos that look and they're like,

They found out one day they're like, oh, my God, did you know that the people behind Project Lincoln actually were Republican, which is the same realization that they all have with President Lincoln himself, ironically. He was actually a Republican, you know, he freed the slave. So, like, it's actually a really, it's a, it's an Abraham Lincoln slave Trojan horse, I think. I got to go to a ball game. All right. Well, you guys. Okay. Everybody on the other side.

Who's playing the ball? What? Nefcho. What did you say? Corey? No, we're done over an hour as long as we have Trace thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. All right, buddy, well, enjoy the game.

Tell everybody we said hello. All right, ladies and gentlemen, that brings us to the end of this podcast here on the well-read. Mark A-G, tell everybody where they can find you. Mark A-G-A-G-O-N-A-G-E. Y'all don't know Mark the way that I know, Mark. I don't know Mark the way that I want to know Mark, but y'all don't know them like I know I'm. That was the, that was biblically, but I don't know fuck that, but that was the most Mark Aegee self-promotion

ever, like, just so like, if I must, I'm on Twitter if you want to go there. I'm in the type of job that literally requires me to have a decent online presence, if you must. Yeah, I just, I'm very uncomfortable with self-promotion. I picked a very bad business. Well, not, I mean, you're, you're right. you're more of a behind-the-scenes guy most of the time. So I think that's to be, you're not the attention-seeking five-year-old that I am. Mark is also, I'm sure they talked about it up top, maybe they didn't,

but one of our sister podcasts is the evening skews with Trey Crowder and Smart Mark Agee. Drew, as always, has End of the Abisket with Drew Morgan and DJ, DJ Lewis. And my new podcast, as you all know, the downloads are great. Thank you. Last week we broke our personal record through the screen door with Corey Ryan Forster. is a pop culture podcast with a Southern Twist. And hey, go out and, well, you already have voted, I guess, if you're listening to this podcast on Wednesday.

Hope everything went well. Don't vote Wednesday. You'll go to jail. Yeah, don't vote now. Just stay at home and drink, and we're going to watch these returns come in, and hopefully everything worked out. And hopefully Mark's been right this whole time, and I've been an asshole for telling him he was jinxing it.

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