wellRED podcast - #215 - Hoping for a DMX Miracle

Episode Date: April 7, 2021

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I don't want anybody to come. I was trying to swallow orange when you said that. That almost fucking ended my whole life. I know I mean that sounds extremely raving if you don't know any of the context or like I know that sometimes like you'll be texting people and you'll say something it'll be funny and I'll be like I literally just spit up my water and I'm like all right probably you probably didn't but like I literally just almost fucking choked to a whole death on an orange yeah when you're recording already yeah I requested you Yeah, I don't care if it's a bumper to start the episode or if we're just, if we're just going now, I don't care, but I request it. Oh, we're going. All right. Oh, my God.

I can't fucking quit eating, by the way, speaking of oranges. Well, hang on. I would love to get back to that a little later. I want to do a thing, but I'm not sure exactly how to do it because it's not set in stone yet. It's very sad turn of events. It seems very likely that the dog DMX is going to pass from this. Is it really? Well, the last thing I saw was that he's still alive, but he's on life-supporting in an

vegetative state, which that don't hit pretty much, I mean, that almost always means that you dead. Like, there ain't no coming back from that 95% of the time. I know that, but I also am like, I'm just like, yeah, but it's, you know, it's the dog. Well, I know an insane story about that exact subject. I can't remember if I ever told on the show or not, and I will tell it a little later just because it's relevant and it is wild as hell, but it don't have a happy ending, though. Anyway, I get back to that and I just want to say, you know, DMX hits.

That's it. He does. I don't want to say rest in peace. No, I know. Because he ain't, because he's not dead yet. But I want to. Well, look, here's the deal. Somehow or another.

But like DMX was anybody that knows me well at all knows that DMX was like my no. I was a DMX super fan as a fat, white, trash, dorky child. This is what I always say because it's true. As a 13 or 14 year old, I literally believe that DMX was far superior to John Lennon. I thought DMX was like the best songwriter that had ever lived. And I would argue with anyone to that point, I worshipped. Do you remember how you and my buddy Robbie first bonded?

Yeah, I do because I had heard. Yeah, I remember it precisely how because I had heard all about your buddy Robbie, your like childhood best friend. But I'd never met him and I was at a party after a show one night at your house. house at show at the comedy catch and Robbie was there but I hadn't really talked to him yet and I was staying in one group of people and Robbie was in another group of people that was beside us and like party up was playing. Yeah. Yeah. And I heard Robbie say the word verbatim to some other person. He was like he was like you know what? Fuck it. Like as far as I'm concerned, DMX beats the shit

out of John Lennon. I just turned around. He didn't even know why I was doing this at first. I just turned around and I grabbed his face and I hugged him or whatever. And then I told him that story or whatever. And yeah, we've been we've been homies ever since. That was the first interaction I ever had with him. I think that what you've just, you know, you said, I don't know how to do this. I don't know how to start this.

Then you said, I don't want to say rest in peace because he's not dead. I actually think that this brings up a larger point that's something to explore, which is we should have been talking about DMX the whole time. Like, like, people always go like, people always go like, oh, yeah, everybody says nice things. at your funeral, but like, wouldn't it be nice if people did that in real life? And it's like, well, here's the deal.

If we just spend our whole day saying nice things about alive people, we would run out of time. Like, that's what happens. When someone dies, you dedicate to this person. That's how that works. However, I do think, you know, while he's still with us, even if it is in just some sort of like spiritual realm right now, it's totally fine that we offer our praise to the dog. Yeah. who is, I mean, I mean, I'm with you, dude, like, fuck John Lennon, like, as far as I'm concerned.

Well, it's funny because both DMX and John Lennon are kind of complicated figures. I want to say, like especially, right we live in now. They've done some shit. If you get on to DMX threads right now on the internet, you already see it. There's plenty of people that are like, look, don't act like this guy's a saint just because he died or whatever, like that type of thing. And I'm just, I'm just not going to have none of that where DMX is concerned. I hear you. with all that shit because look here's the deal did he you know did he have a bunch of kids

that uh you know he didn't pay child support for him whatnot sure he carjack a man at an airport will pretend to be an FBI who hasn't right he did but he had an massive truly impressive uvua of wonderful music and more importantly uh the context of that is this dude was he was like orphaned by both his parents when he was like seven or eight he was abandoned at a you know a home for troubled youth so i was like how'd they get troubled you know well if you get kicked out of the car in front of the place that's probably going to trouble you some right he started off there he had a guy the guy that got him into rap music or one of the guys that got him into rap music who was a few years older than him and dmx looked up to him like an older brother and like loved this dude and he's the one of

introduced him to hip hop and all this stuff. And that dude, when DMX was like 12 or 13, that dude slipped him crack in a cigarette or a joint or whatever without joint. He was already like smokes to marijuana, a little 12 year old. And it slipped crack into it without telling him. And that's actually the start of DMX. Is that what Angel Dust is? Angel Dust is PCP.

It's PCP. Okay. Which is supposed to be even wilder. No, for sure, for sure. People do that with PCP too. It's just the weirdest thing because, like, you know, there's that whole, like, we were always told that strangers were going to just give us drugs and that's never happened.

And it's like, for the most part, that is true. But you do every now and then hear about someone who just slips PCP or crack into a joint. It's like, to what end? What were you trying to do? Like, why would you give, why would you give away drugs? That's never a stranger. That's always your buddy fucking with you. Right.

I was about, that's so fucked up. Mostly. Yeah, because I've heard, yeah, I've heard comics and stuff be like, no drug dealer does that. that's a waste of drugs. It's like, you're right. No drug dealers.

It's not drug dealers who ever do that shit. It's like Ari Dosen Burt. Yeah, which by the way, Ari's fucking so lucky that nobody punched him in the goddamn face. Yeah, right. Because I probably would have.

That's what always, if he did that to me and it fucked up a meeting of mine, I'd have beat the shit out of him. Like that guy that did that to DMX was some older kid who was a dirt bag himself and was like, who was like, this would be funny. Misery loves to a 12 year old.

Yeah. He thought it'd be funny. just a prank bro type shit. But as a, you know, when I was like 13 or whatever with a felonious mother and a hard-drinking sick single father and fucking piss poor white trash middle of nowhere, hormones and rage, I didn't understand. DMX spoke directly to my soul, baby. Yeah, I was about to say all that anger. I've said before as a joke, but it's not, it's really not a joke at all that I'm so glad that YouTube and shit wasn't a thing when I was like, a preteen or a teenager because I would have had to scrub the internet of like videos of me as a

fat five foot six 13 year old white trash dork in like the background of my trailer fucking wearing a jersey backwards yeah wearing a jersey backwards or a wife baiter with a chain or whatever just wrapping fucking DMX lyrics into the you know into the flip phone or was it change I would have did I have chains yeah he made him out of paper clips I had one I had one I'm sure fake gold chain. One chain. One chain. Good for two chain.

I very much was one chain. It should have been half chain. It was a very rinky dink, shitty chain, too. And it had a power tea charm. I was trash. I was a Raiders fan. Here's the deal, though. It was, I mean, I still am a Raiders fan, but like, I was, people don't understand.

I was trash. Here's the deal. There's a bunch. There's a bunch of people. in this world, both alive and dead, that you could describe the way that you just described DMX, but none of them wrote up in here. Right. You know what I'm saying?

So, like, I don't know what to tell you. Even with that, and I know you meant it in the most positive way, and you're right, but, like, people don't realize that. Yeah, DMX had party up, but he also had slipping. And, like, that's a real song. Dude, I know. I know. and listen to that shit.

And it's like he had shit to say. He was an artist. He was truly unique too. Like nobody else has ever been quite the same thing that DMX is in the history of rap music. And it's hard. No, never as hard. Bring your whole crew is the hardest rap song of all time. I'll go to my grave.

What is? Bring your whole crew. But, dude, it's not even close. It starts out. And I used to wrap this in my trailer. I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse. I got blood on my dick. I've fucked the corpse.

Now, by the way, there probably have been harder songs, but they didn't go mainstream. You know, that, there's a huge difference in that. He was the hardest to do it, but also really, really hit for people and had commercial appeal. Well, the thing is, and like, look, again, White Trash, of course, I loved M&M too. But it's like Eminem and DMX, they shared kind of the same month. They were like two sides of the same coin almost. Yeah. And I, Lord, I loved them both.

Thankfully, Shady's clean and doing all right. but the only comp in my opinion is Tupac and that's just in terms of going hard but then also I mean dude this is a mainstream song I can't remember which hit it is but all I know is rain all I feel is pain how can I maintain with that shit on my brain at the time that's roughriders I do believe which is one of the club bang and the club bangers of all time by the way banging club banger and that that line at that time and rap the only people who were rapping stuff like that were like conscious rappers who would never be making club bangers. Right.

He's slipping in mental health comments while he's telling about how he's going to whip everybody's ass and fuck their hose. I was thinking earlier there's a lyric in slipping, which slipping was like a rap radio hit and the whole song is stuff like that. I was thinking the lyrics from slipping earlier. He was like, was it my fault something I did to make a father leave his first kid at seven doing my first bid back on the scene at 14, wrote a scene to get more green than I'd ever seen in a dream.

and by all means, I would be living high off the hall because I never gave a fuck about much, but my dolls. Anyway, yeah, he all, like, you know, he kept it real. He's one of the realest keeping it ever. Fuckers of all time. Well, I apologize for bringing him up and murdering. One more thing about DMX, we can keep going if y'all want to, or we can move on

or y'all can have your pace, but this is just, you know, it's important to me. Also, if you fuck around on the internet and read DMX strads and stuff, there are countless, yes, there are all these stories, what, you know, court reports and, shit. Right. Yeah, yeah. Evidence.

The bad things that he did. But there are also a ton of personal anecdotes from regular people or fans who randomly ran into him and said he was like the sweetest, nicest dude to them on an interpersonal. Sure, he asked him if they could get him some crack or whatever. Right. But he also, like, helped them change a tire on their car or whatnot. Hopefully, and he's changed for some crack that he did not get. But, like, he was nice to people.

is what I'm saying. Which, by the way, that's what you want. Would say backstage, like he treated everybody well. He was super cool. And it was like, they would be like, what I'm doing, people that had like worked with him would all,

they would be like, yes, he was raving on crack. Right. Sure. But he was a nice guy. Right. So like, that can go either way.

It was complicated. Yes, of course he was. And I don't have anything original to add after that, other than I share your sentiment. He was fucking awesome. Obviously, I'm hoping for some sort of miracle, but barring that, you know, for what he is, fairly good run, you know, like not. Like, for doing, for doing as much crack in as many chilies as he did.

Yeah, right. You don't get a lot of them. What on that note, that's what I was going to bring up. I saw somebody on a hip-hop head subreddit. And don't let me forget, just because I teased it up top, and I said it was a wild story, and it is a wild story to have me tell my coma story when we get done with DMM. Oh, yeah, please. The hip hop heads thing, I saw somebody posit on there because some people were talking

shit about DMX somewhere. I don't, the people are like, don't act like just because he died, whatever. And another guy said, he was like, dude, straight up right now, if DMX had died at, you know, 28, 29, 30 years old, he would be considered right beside Tupac and Biggie in the Pantheon. If he had died in his prime at his peak, the way that. they did. That's exactly how people would view him too. And of course,

I agree with that. Yeah. I mean, it's an objective fact. Right. Yeah. People just, people forget.

People forget, man. They do. We had a great run of his stand out of him. Unless you need them to. And then they fucking don't. Never forget. Yeah.

Right. Yeah. That's so true. Sorry, Drew. It's all right. Did you all right? Did you all see where I think it was behind the music?

he was having an asthma attack on VH1 behind the music they had a scene of it he came off stage and he was like I need my inhaler and they were like we don't have a day right now and he was like fuck it I'll die rapping and he just went back out and finished the concert and they had to take him to the hospital that night real with that fucking yes yeah yeah it really I'll die rapping yeah and then obviously the god in this chili have we talked about that on here before I don't think so referenced it a minute yeah that and get that's the only time I And I don't really know much about it except for that. That it did happen.

Yeah. Like he said that. Yeah. Do you know more about the whole experience? Well, I think he was on crack. Yeah. That's the only way that you see God in a Chili's for the record.

And he felt him first and he was preaching. That's the other thing that people maybe miss is he had started preaching in life, which I got mixed feelings about that. You know, on the one hand. Trust me, me too. Religion. On the other hand, hell yeah, start preaching, Dee. Like, what else you got to do?

Get yours. Have you all, the other thing, you guys know the story, he used to battle back when that was all underground. I went on YouTube. You could only get like a rep doing it. And he battled, supposedly he battled Jay-Z. It was supposed to be two rounds, but they set it up to where you could tie. You know what I mean?

Back then, it was like, oh, what does do two rounds? So they have to keep going if it's good. Supposedly they battled for a fucking hour and then a fight broke out and they didn't get a finish. and they argued for years over who won. That really hits. I have no trouble believing in word of that. Me either. I mean, it's a fucking legend, you know.

That sounds exactly the way I would have expected it to go. Yeah. So I apologize for murdering him. Corey, we brought him up out of the blue last week because we were talking about devil imagery and rap because of little Naz-X. And that, yeah, that cover of him with the blood and shit. Yeah, and the whole album, the interlude.

By the way. Telling his soul. One of my cousins had that poster. that fucking poster went hard. My brother had your album cover of Flesh of My Flesh. Yeah. Blood of my blood, yeah.

Wasn't that the one that I tweeted? About that. Who did? Me, did you see what I tweeted about that album? With the picture. This is true. When I was like 12, we were on a field trip somewhere.

I know this story, but go ahead. And on the way back, we stopped at, you know, a fucking Applebee's in a mall or something like that. It had to be in Cookville. It was a restaurant. We were in a mall and Cookwell. I don't know why we're in the mall and cookwell on a field trip.

Maybe it was just part of the field trips. Like these little trailer babies never get to go inside a mall. We'll go in there. Do they have a food court? Sometimes you stop at the mall. Not the mall in the cookful, dude. It was garbage. I don't know what we were doing in there. But I bet you it was what you said. Yeah, probably. It probably literally was. They'll get to see an escalator before they overdose. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. The pit stop on the way. back to our horrific existences in Salina, Tennessee.

Whatever it was, we were in the mall. I went to this music store in there, and we had a guidance counselor. My whole childhood in Salina, and Salina is such a small school. That's a hard fucking job, by the way. That one specific. I think back on that sometimes, I'm like, God, what a saint she genuinely was. We all thought she was the saint then, honestly. He was super nice.

Everybody loved her. but and miss jane was her name and she was super super super jesusy but again you're right being a guidance counselor in clay county tennessee in the mid the late 90s and early 2000s like she saw some shit yeah buddy she's cried like really hard tears for people that were not related to her part of it was my shit for sure dude but anyway is she dead now uh no she's still going and again like i got nothing but love for miss jane but she was very very much a very christian very like, I don't even mean politically conservative,

although I'm sure she is. I mean conservative in the sort of like, you know what I mean, the other sense of, conservative. Well, yeah, just that would never cuss,

ever, you know, she's very like, prim and proper, like, you know what I mean? She's like, just,

I guess, goody two shoes, even though, again, it served her position well, but that part's important. Keep that in mind. Y'all know the type,

right? Yeah. When we go on that field trip, I, I'm 12. I looked, it was 19, that's when it came out.

I'm 12 years old on this field trip and we go in the mall. And I tried to get super Christian ass Miss Jane to buy me the explicit copy because fuck the other version. Who even want to get it?

That's a waste of fucking time and money. The explicit copy of DMX's brand new release, flesh of my flesh, blood of my blood, which yes, as you all were referred, people out there are not already familiar with that album cover. It's not just,

The name of the album. Let's pull it up. Yeah, okay. Yeah, here. Cho, can you just either let me share my screen or you just Google it, Corey, and put it up. I don't hear it away. But it's DMX covered in blood

on both the front and the back. The front is the front of him, and the back is the back of him, coated in blood, and then the track list is also there. And it's got such notable classics on it as in some of these I can't say. My N-words is number one. Bring Your Whole Crew is number two.

Again, hardest rap song of all time. We don't give a fuck. Keep your shit the hardest. By the way, I find that to be real true. Yeah. I don't think he gave a fuck. No, he did not. And then flesh, my flesh, blood and my blood, ready to meet him.

The rest of the names aren't so bad, but it's like, yeah, there you go. There you can see it. I mean, it's, again, put your, put yourself in the mindset of this woman in 1998. Oh, yeah. You know, Jane, Miss Jane in Salina, Tennessee in 1998. I know, by the way, I know how you were able to get it from her. I didn't get it from her. Okay.

I thought you were just like, dude, she was mortified and I tried to pitch her. What I tried to pitch her on. I said like, no, he's white. You just can't tell. Because he's covered in blood. I mean, shit. Right.

No, I did not. I didn't get it from her. I didn't even get closed. She was mortified. The pitch I tried to give her, which was 100% legitimate. And this is how I ended up getting the CD was I was like, I was like, my dad will buy it. I was like, if you, I was like, if you, I was like, if you, could call my dad right now, which you can't because it's

1998 and we can't do that, right? Right. But if you could call my dad right now, he would tell you it's fine. He'll just get it, he'll, you know, he'll buy it for me whenever I ask him to. So why don't you just do it now? And she was just like,

dude, there's no telling how many prayers. I don't know how all that works still, how to pray him works, but I know she prayed a lot for me that evening. But then, yeah, later my dad just, you know, the next time we went to cook full or whatever, he just picked it up and, you know. Did DMX hit for him? No, rap didn't hit for my dad, but like he didn't care at all.

Right, right, right, right, right. Me listening to stuff like that. He really was hardcore about like, in that little Nas X video I made where I pretended to be my dad, I had him say like, no, I said they were all full of shit, but he was like, he always used to say censorship is bullshit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He used to tell me that. Like, even when I was five or seven.

He just fundamentally didn't believe in the concept of censoring artists, like no matter what. Yeah, your dad was all right. And he was like, he knew that if he acted that way about DMX or Eminem or whatever, that would be hypocritical. Right. And that's, he just, he wasn't, he didn't roll like that. My dad for the record is the, was always the same way. Like, he never liked rap, but he never once was like, I don't want you listening to this shit.

You know what I mean? But then I will say when dad, we talked about him earlier, when, uh, as soon as M&M came out, dad, it wasn't, not the first album, but by the time eight mile came around and, he heard that song. My dad was like, but this guy, this is what you, okay,

all right. Yeah, now I get that. I get it. I mean, it's not for me, but it's fucking good. Right.

Yeah. Pretty in denial. Yeah, right. Just like, what are we going to do? That was like a show to. So,

a quick version of the story that I've teased twice now. Oh, yeah, the coma version? I had a, because DMX is in a vegetator state right now. And we're like, you know, that almost always means like you just, you done.

Right. But I know for a fact, it doesn't literally always mean that because there's, there was, but again, this story does not have a happy ending at all. So disclaimer up top. But there was a member of my extended family. None of my family stories have a happy ending. Remember my extended family. So it's like, I don't want to, I don't want to say the actual relation,

but it was like, you know, like I say, it was like a cousin's husband's brother. Right. So it's like, it's like that. But I'm really close to the cousin and the husband, right? But the husband's brother got in a really, really, really bad motorcycle wreck in like probably 2002 or 2003 or something like that. And was in a vegetative state on life support at Vanderbilt. And all the family was there. And the doctors were telling them, like straight up telling them like, you know, you got to pull the plug.

Like that's what you got to do. You got to pull the plug. And this was actually all kind of close. in time to that Terry Chiavo shit and all that, you know. That was rough. Yeah. And the mom, you know, who's mammal age, because these are adults we're talking about, the brothers, they're like both in their 30s or 40s.

The mom in her 70s was like, she just wouldn't do it. She just refused to do it. She's like, no, I'm not going to do it. And they couldn't, they couldn't do it if she wouldn't allow them to do it. And they were like, look, he ain't, he ain't going to wake up. He's not, you know, like, you. got to pull the plug. And then, like, I don't know, 10 days, two weeks, I don't remember exact timeline

afterwards, he just woke up. And like, damn. And he wasn't, and he wasn't, he was not ever the same again. Don't get me wrong. But he wasn't, but he wasn't a like complete vegetable. Invalid, you know, a total, like he could, he could walk and talk and all that. He was never the same again for sure. It's like if it was DMX, he wasn't never going back to rapping, right?

Right, right, right. But like, he lived alone and could take general care of himself and generally just lived a life. Yeah, I mean, that's way better than expected. I bet that was that man all went to that doctor like stuff. And just because I know people will want to know, this actually isn't related to that unless it's a situation where it's like people taking advantage of a guy in that position or just a random act of violence. but he, a few years after that, was brutally murdered.

Yeah. And, like, dismembered murdered. Oh, God. Yeah. Yep. Clay County. By some meth heads. By some methods, yeah.

At least he got to live long enough for that to happen. Right. And there was. I mean, again, it ain't, it ain't a nice story. No, but like he did come out of it, though. But yeah, right. Like, that has nothing to do with the fucking vegetative state. Because all the doctors and stuff were like, you know,

look, it's just not going to happen. You got to pull the plug and she wouldn't do it. And I'll be, God damn. No, God damn it. If they cut his head off first, he was probably fine. You know, that went quick. I don't know the order or the order of how that all went down, but it was fucking, it was wild.

Did you say they were meth ads because, like, that's why they did, like. Yeah, it was personal meth related. I don't remember the specifics exactly. The dismembered was probably for disposal, right? Yes, it was. Okay. So they probably just straight up killed him first. It wasn't like for pleasure.

It was like, right, right, right. Yeah, they probably just beat him in the head to hide it or whatever type of situation. But it was, it was still. He's fine then. Yeah, then hell. The all new Nissan Aria is a fully loaded EV. It's brimming with style and power. Up to 389 horses of it.

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Yeah. But now, but here's the thing, though, if I'd have been in charge, his ass would have been dead. Me too. I'd believe the doctors. I've been like,

I wouldn't know. That's the thing. Like, I'm glad you said that actually, because I don't want anybody to think that because I had that experience and that anecdotal experience that I now think that like, feel different. Because I don't.

I would have suggested pulling the plug on Amber before the doctor even said anything. You got to, of course it's sad. It's horrible, but like you got. Kill me. Oh, dude, please.

Oh, yeah. because of it's me for sure dude for sure no dude you know how fucking mad i would be if i come back and like let's say it's like yeah you can still live by yourself you can still wipe your own ass but you kind of can't do the things you were doing before and i'm sitting there and i'm like y'all could have just let me go and now this what i would be so mad that i was that close man i'd have been so mad right yeah yeah would hit to die so this week we're sponsored by bluechew You know what makes it hit harder being alive? Getting a big old rock hard dick.

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Yeah, for sure. What if your dick got 30% bigger when you took blue to? Me either. It would be too much, but with CBD, that's perfect. 30% bigger. That would be, let's see if it's... You'd pass out.

I think I got... Much blood. I got 30% to go. I could improve 30%. Yeah. I mean, okay, dude, I've seen some dicks that were definitely 30% bigger than my dick. You know what I mean? And like, those dudes are walking around.

Yeah. They got to build up to it, don't you think? Oh, you're talking about like if this instantly my dick got bigger than like 30% bigger? Yeah. I mean, I think I would probably lose some head blood and pass out. Yeah, but if they were like, yeah, but if they were like, yeah, I guess you're right. I'd have to grow like 5% of the time, but like I would, I'd be here for it. By the way, if someone told me, if someone told me they're like, hey, your dick can get 30% bigger.

But right as it does, you're definitely going to pass out and hit your head on a wall and be out for a while. I'd be like, I'll take it. Whatever. Actually, I don't care. My dick's fine. Yeah, you got a fine dick. There's nothing wrong with your dick. It's just a matter of what we have a while.

I'm that big. Well, because I'm like, if Amber left me, I'd be like, give me, bring that back. The 30% dick thing.

Like, she's already here. Yeah. Fuck her what she wants. I'm just saying that don't, yeah, that don't matter. I do good with that.

I do good with what I got. Speaking of relationships, I've been, I've thought a couple times recently and I wanted to ask you all. And I know I'm putting you all in the spot. But still, fine. That relationship humor,

right? in the world of stand-up, but just all comedy. Relationship humor is like a massive genre, right? I think everyone would agree. And we're all married, man. And I was thinking last night, I don't know how it is for y'all, but I'll say mine first, and you could say if a different one comes to your mind. The whole, the entire genre of relationship humor, me personally, the longer I'm married,

the piece of relationship humor that I consistently come back to and is relevant in my life the most over and over again is actually one that I feel like is a little underappreciated, and that is Kevin Hart's sip of my goddamn juice. My goddamn juice. Which if you don't know what I'm talking about, it starts out with him saying, like he's with his wife and he's about to go in a store and get something. He's like, I'm going to get some juice. Would you like something?

She's like, no, I'm good. I don't need anything. And then I come back out and she asked, she could get a sip. A sip what? It's like, just a little sip. Oh, little sip, sip, sip. Just one little sip, sip, sip. A good.

It starts out. He goes, when you first together, you go, yeah, is that who you want to do it? Go sip, sip, sip, sip. Oh, little sip, sip, sip. A little sip, yeah, baby, little sips. He's like, y'all been together for a year, like, sip of my god damn juice. Basically, just the, and he talks way more about it, but it's, like, it is, Katie never don't do this to me.

Always. It's like, and it's the premise of, if y'all still don't know what we're talking about, the idea that, like, they being women's will say they don't want a thing. They don't want a snack. They don't want a snack. they're on a diet or just whatever. They're just not hungry. They don't want a snack.

They don't want to drink. They're not thirsty. Whatever. You get up, spend your time and effort making something that hits for you. And then come back after they've already said they don't want it. And as soon as they see you over there hitting with it, they're like, give me some of that. Yeah. Just like sip up.

Every single day at least once in my head, I hear Kevin Hart's voice going to sip of my goddamn juice. It's like every single time. And I don't know. That's how with Katie, it's every single time. I don't know if you. I don't have a, I don't have a specific artist that has,

that I can think of that has used that. I just, I know I've heard Romano talk about this and a lot of people. The one that always comes to me and I'm like, one day I'm going to have a bit on that, but it's kind of tired because everybody's done it. But like, God damn it's so true is the whole idea of what's,

let's see, my wife that, with my wife, it's what's mine is. mine is, uh, or with me, it's what's mine is yours and what's yours is hers. You know what I'm saying? Like that, that whole thing. We're like, anytime there's a thing around this house that she wants, that's totally fine. But even if it's like my thing, but like if I go in there and eat a bag of pretzel, she's like, that's my fucking bag of pretzels. Like what? What do you mean?

And I'm like, but, but, but, but what do you took my car and didn't even tell me? Like, I don't like what I can't that that that whole idea right there. That again, is such a stereotype. you know, gender specific stereotype. But like I always think about that. I'm just like, okay, so. So that's just for you then. Okay. Yeah.

But like I'm actually kind of new to relationship humor as it is. Like as for a comedian. And I say that because this, the pandemic year is kind of the first year that me and Amber have really been together. Like we've been we've been together and married. But the whole fucking time, all that was going on, we were on the road. So like it wasn't like being. a husband and wife because I would just like come home, be here for three days and then leave.

So like this year I've kind of had a crash course in that. And I'm like, man, next year I'm going to have so much fucking Ray Romano shit for the first time of my career. It's going to be crazy. Yeah, but that's like one of the most, I mean, Chris Rock says when you go abroad, always do relationship stuff. I think it's the most relatable thing. So I think that's a good thing.

For me, speaking to Chris, you guys remember when he defended OJ? Yeah. I'm just saying I understand. I'm saying he should have killed her. But I understand. That's my answer. Yes. Andy and I have a joke between us where like...

Rob him, your car. Andy and I have a joke between us where like if the other one cheated, she would hurt me if I cheated on her and like just ripped all this down. You know what I mean? Left her for a younger woman, whatever. If she did that to me, I wouldn't hurt her. But I would catch a felony. Like I would set a fucking car.

You know what I mean? I would hurt her life. You know what I mean? Like if I call her in. bed with somebody and she ran her off with a fucking circus lesbian or whatever. Like, I would absolutely set her car on fire. Not with her in it. I would.

Not with her in it. But in front of her, watch this. I don't want you to murder Andy. And if you did, film it. If you did, I would be like, yeah, he got to go to prison for that. Right. That's just how that's got to be. But if it was in those circumstances, you just describe,

if it was like what they call a crime of passion, If you literally came home and called her with somebody and in that moment you snapped and whatever, I'd be like, you know, I'll still come visit and bring him some cookies or whatever. He can still be boys. Like, yeah, he's got to go to prison, but I wouldn't hate you. Yeah, we still be buddies. And to be clear. Maybe closer.

We've had this conversation and she would absolutely hurt me. So it's not like, you know. And I also wanted to say my favorite version of yours, Trey, I think it was Adam Ferrar, had a bit about how she's always on the diet. so she don't want nothing. Right. And then she eats off your plate. And the line was, even though it's coming off my plate, it's still going to your ass. And that very much hit for me as like a 17-year-old.

I was like, what a great line. I remember that, that half-hour special his, dude, it was so fucking. That was the same one that was on that goes, uh, what does your father do for a living? My father works like a dog every goddamn day. It was show and telling class. Uh-huh. He's talking about his cousin. He's like, yeah, he's in construction.

He owns a judge, so he's doing pretty good. Yeah, that's fucking great. I wouldn't hurt, I wouldn't, if Amber, if I called Amber cheating on me, I would hurt her, but more with like how I lived for the rest of my life. You know what I mean? Like, I wouldn't do anything. I'd just be like, okay, that's how it is. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, do you, oh, man, I can't believe that. Sometimes I want any cheat on me so I can get in shape finally. Yeah. Do you remember how? This isn't the. exact same thing, but

do you all remember in American Beauty? And you know, Kevin Space said he don't hit no more. But Lord, that's one of the hit performances of all time

in that movie just as far as acting goes. Do you remember in American Beauty where he had started working at a fast food place and his wife didn't know because he had just said, fuck it to everything.

Yeah. And she rolled through there with her man that she'd been having an affair with. And they're like, fucking all over each other, waiting on a burger and then turn around and he hands it to him.

And he says something. I don't remember. And she's like, oh, don't, you know, don't get whatever. And then he goes, he goes, oh, no, you don't get to tell me what to do ever again. Yeah. And that always hit for me. That movie is something else.

Dude, that was like, because you know, I'm pretentious and shit. Well, that movie came out like 99. So I was only like 13. And from the time it came out, you were the boy with the bag. Yeah, for sure. the boy with the bag. That was me. Mine was a Walmart bag.

I know, Dollar General bag. Yeah. Come on. That was my pet actually. Couldn't afford. I had a flowing in the wind. Dollar General bag is a pet.

But anyway, that was your cousin or your pet rock through a window to steal an air conditioner. Man. That was my favorite movie of all time. And I tell everybody that. I love that movie. And I still do love it. When we lived in Harlem and I smoked weed all day,

every day, I wrote a whole bit about a black bag that was floating through Harlem that I saw and day while sitting on a bench about how it was up for that role, but it couldn't get it because of racism. Did it that night out of mic and it murdered. And then I tried it the next night, not high. And it was the worst bit I've ever done in my life. And it was in the ether like a black bag.

You went on stage still high and did a bit. Did it all time, dude. Had a diet before while you were high. I used to do that all the time. It was just out of mic. I can't even fathom doing it. I bombed so much at those mics. It became like a who gives.

gives a fuck type situation. You know what I mean? You think you were bombing because you were stoned? No, I mean, well, yes, but that was a chicken egg thing, I think. Right. You know what I mean? Or no, the opposite of a chicken egg thing. I think I was bombing first and then started to do it.

I remember one time I accidentally got too high to where I was still high when I had to go to work at my shift at O'Charlie's as a server. Fuck that. And, dude, you talk about a nightmare. No, that wouldn't have a way. was a not the whole even back then i can handle my weed so much better so much better but that still was a fucking nightmare and ever since then it's like any kind of like official thing yeah like i got to do like i got to do and i got to do this especially yeah in front of people

or involving other people or whatever i'm just like the idea of going on stage i just looking the same as going on stage though i feel the same exact way the idea of doing our show, Stone, makes me want to die. But you got to understand, like, it was just, I was getting up. When I would go out at night, I would do at least three mics. It was the same fucking people. They were all just callous, jealous, insecure, assholes for the most part, or my friends, who were all those things, but my friends.

So I felt very like, I don't know, man. It just felt routine. And it was like, fuck most of these people. And the rest of them are my boys. No, you ain't wrong for the record. I just wouldn't have done them shows probably. maybe I don't know or if I guess my thing is like if I this is me like if I'm high and I'm like well it's because I don't give a fuck I'd been like well I'm just gonna stay home fuck this shit but like a lot

of people but most comedians aren't like me in the sense that they're like yeah I would still rather be doing this and I'm just I'm not built that way I guess I was I mean look man I was just lost you know what I mean no I mean yeah sounds like it for sure but I've also seen you on stage on mushrooms and just absolutely blistering which is a different thing. That's different, though. That to me is like a, um, that's when Mario hits the star. Yeah, that's a different thing. Well, it's one or the other. You're stuck in Latin or you're screaming about 9-11 in front of the fucking secretary general. Oh, right. I've seen you twice and it was 50-50. You're right, 50-50 booking, but the second time you was also that,

Joe, or were you not? Were you done before they kicked in at all or something? Oh, I was done before they kicked in, yeah. Well, I was, but I was hitting until the last four minutes. It's just that, you know, That's the one of the main part. We know. We know. I know exactly. I know exactly. Exactly. Play by play how that went down.

Lord. I'll do that again at some point. Not in a theater, probably. That wasn't a theater. It wasn't. That was the comedy off Broadway. No, but I did them in a theater. Where is that?

Houston? When Brian was with us? And the fucking Mike cut out? I don't. It also the time the lady ran up to the stage and told me that I had sold myself. old to the devil. Yeah. Remember that?

But I wasn't on mushrooms or hiring. It's so fucking crazy. Like, he was. I've thought about that recently, like, that lady paid bare minimum $35, also some handling fees and paid for parking and left her house to do that. I know. It's crazy.

That's fucking insane. Probably wasn't a rush. It's run up to the stage in front of fucking 2,000 people and tell somebody going to hell. That pray for her. I guess so. I mean, that. I mean, but I wouldn't pay $35 to do that to matter.

with you because it's actually the response we've always had to the second thing. But secondly, I'm kind of surprised that it's only ever happened once. Right. That lady did it to me in San Francisco. She was there as somebody's guest, not knowing what we were. And I guess made it halfway through the show was her fucking. It happened into me or you. That wouldn't surprise me because it'd be like they came here to see Trey and thought

everything would be cool. And then we went up and pissed him off. And so they were like, I must do something. But like, I don't know. That's just fucking. that's just next level bizarre to me. Yeah, I agree. I mean, I agree with you.

But again, but like people ask the questions. Like, you ever have people protesting your shows or whatnot? And it's like, I always tell them. It's like, no, I'm very much at a internet comment level of hatred. Like, it's not worth it to somebody to pay $25 to call me a queer. They'll just call me a queer from their basement. Right. But not that like.

Which I do think is true. But then like that, you know, one time. Right. She did. Is there anybody you pay money to be able to say that to their face? No, I don't give a fuck. I don't think me either. Plus, I'd just be doing it on the internet.

Yeah, I was about saying. Do you say, do I have anyone that's like that for me? Is that what you said? You would pay $25 to do it to their face? No. You mean like my cousin Steven Crowder or like Metrihero or somebody like that? I barely go to shows that I like the people at them. You know what I mean?

Like, I can't imagine going just a hate. What if it wasn't a show? What if it was like somebody got so down and out? It was like a kissing booth, you know? It was a, you don't hit, booth. You just get a walk up. You're just standing in line for a little bit, walk right up.

You can even have an appointment, so you don't have to wait long. Still no, but I like that idea better. That's definitely, you almost got me. I don't even think there's ever been a professional wrestler that's falling hard enough to set up a you don't hip booth. Cory, correct me if I'm wrong, like a famous heel that didn't have nothing else to do. A.EW's Hill. What's his name?

MJF. I can see MJF setting up, not that, but in the future. You get a picture. your autograph, but part of the experience is that you get to roast each other. Can I tell you what he does? And it's better than that. Okay. Okay.

So because I've been to like all the Starcast and he's always there, he, by the way, this was when, this was like, AW had just launched. He wasn't as popular as he is right now. He made his meet and greet the most expensive because, and he put on the thing, because I don't want to see any fucking poor people. He said, then for the first 45 minutes of his meeting. he was asleep on the table and refused to wake up and people just took pictures behind him. And it was the and people and by the way, so many people paid money for it because they're like,

what is this? And then he would just be asleep. And then he made like the other worker. He made this dude dress up. He bought a tuxedo for this dude to wear and then get on all fours and be his like leg prop. And then he would just sit there and people would come up and they're like, dude, we're such big fans. And he's like, yeah, well, you look stupid and fat and poor and dumb. get your picture and get the fuck out of here.

And that hit for them, but, like, they wouldn't roast him back. So it was like, kind of the opposite. But yeah, he felt like, I watched, I sat there and watched for 45 minutes as he just slept on a table and people for $300 would just take their picture behind him. Brilliant. And there's a bit.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it would hit so hard to be like in a situation like that. We're like, you know what I mean? I'm so jealous. Do whatever and it hits for people because, like, I'm pretty sure we've talked about this on the show before, but if we have, it's been a very long time.

But there's like a famous internet story about meeting Larry David where he kind of says he met Larry David like an airport or something. And like Larry David was talking to him at first. They get like one sense like, I love Kirby enthusiasm, whatever. And he's like, oh, thank you. I appreciate that. And he's like, yeah, you know, one time I was on the couch for my wife and we were watching the episode where.

And then Larry David just goes, I think we're done here. It walks off. And when that dude shares that story, when he tells it, when everyone hears it, they're like, oh, that's per. You know, that's the perfect Larry David experience. Like, that's exactly what you want it to be like, which I agree with. Me too. You know?

Stand up specifically, don't you, like, Jeslinik probably is somebody who has that. But I have to assume his own fans wear him out because they're like really dark. Yeah, trying to get him. Shitty assholes. Even if they're not trying to get him, that's probably their personality type. Probably. It's like, you know, I mean, like Bert's thing. Bert has talked a lot about how, like, you know, they had a whole running.

joking. It really was just a fucking joke. We're running joke for a long time that Bert Croucher was America's most racist comedian. Burk Croucher was America's fattest and most racist comedian, right? That was like his title or whatever. I've still got my silver medal from that one, by the way. Yeah, right.

But so people would, people would go with that. Yeah. And it's like crazy go with that. Yeah, yeah. People don't, regular people don't understand bits or how they work. Right. You know what I mean?

So, like, he's saying, like, he'll post a picture of him with Killer Mike or him with Big Boy or something, and people will be in the comments. Like, yeah, you know he hates blacks, right? He's like the most racist. This is the most right. But, like, just not get it at all. Big boy ain't going to get that and they're fucking, they're fucking it up the way they're doing it.

So all they do is saying, hey, he's super racist. And that type of shit happened him all the time. So even though, like, he thought it was funny and it was fine to begin with, he got really tired of that shoes. Because people just, people don't know how to, they don't know how to act. So they're just calling him racist all the time. Speaking of that and,

and fans not getting the bit, that I just went through a pretty big experience of that this past week where I self-cancel. I fake self-canceled myself. And dude, here's the funny thing is like, what I mean by that is like, there wasn't people that were just like, Yeah, fuck you, Corey, you should have apologized for that.

Like, it wasn't that. Like, it was so many people like, dude, you're fine. Don't be so hard on yourself. And I'm like, y'all, I started my apology video with me burping directly into the camera. Like, what more, like, what more do I have to do? But, like, dude, so many people just did not get it. And honestly, it pleased me. So, I mean, I would like to tell a breed version of the story real quick.

What happened was, there's a. And, you know, I mean, whatever. I don't know how to do it without this. It's on an episode of weekly skews. Anyone can go look up. So there's no point in trying to give anybody aliases or anything. There's a wonderful human being currently running for Congress in Corey's home district in Georgia named Marcus Flowers. He's a U.S. Army veteran.

Corey and I both, like, know Marcus, but Corey knows Marcus way better and had talked to Marcus tons of times on the phone and everything. I had only, like, DM'd Marcus a couple times. He followed me on Twitter. I followed him. and it's just like, hey, you hit, hey, you hit for me too kind of thing. And that was it. And then Marcus, a few weeks ago said, you know, about to launch this campaign video, I was hoping, you know, I hope we have your support or whatever.

And I was like, dude, of course you got my support. And then I said, matter of fact, I have a political podcast that's live and I would love to have you come on it and, you know, talk about your campaign or whatever. And at first, I think all of this context makes the ultimate story fun. here in my opinion. At first, Marcus was, and I don't blame him at all. I swear to God, I don't blame him at all. Marcus was a little like trepidacious about doing that because it's like, you know, he thinks he's going to get on there and me and or smart Mark is going to talk about how he should just hit Marjorie Taylor Green with a fucking bus and be done with it or whatever.

Or whatever, who knows? Because, you know, he's like, he don't want to have his campaign like derailed by some stupid internet dumbass or whatever. And I get that. Lay it on thick, right? Yeah, well, this is all true. And I told him, I told him, I was like, dude, I was like, listen, man, I don't blame you at all. If you're not comfortable, it's fine. I promise you, I'm not going to pull no shit like that on you. I don't, that's not how I am.

Like, it'll be super casual, laid back, no gotcha bullshit, nothing like that. If you're not comfortable with it, it's fine. And then we got up to a point where like, Mark had a dentist appointment. Yeah, but before, before that even happened. happened, Marcus was like, okay, I'll do it. We scheduled it for like actually three weeks from now still, like way out in April or whatever. But then all that shit had happened in Georgia with the voting rights thing. And Mark, Smart Mark had a dentist appointment.

It was like, I don't know if I'll be back in time to do the show. And so we're going to be talking about Georgia. Corey's the senior Georgia correspondents. We're like, oh, Corey can sit in. Separately, I know that Marcus had said to Corey that it would like, it would hit for Marcus. It would make him more comfortable or whatever. He called man was like, do you want to come on? Yeah.

If Corey was present also, which I was fine with. So Marcus had like requested that Corey be present and I was totally fine with that. So two things that happened. The story's starting to rule. Yes. Marcus had requested Corey be present and I was like, dude, of course. He's senior Georgia correspondent. It's not a problem at all.

But then two things had happened. Georgia was in the news again and Corey was already going to be on the show because of that and because of Mark's absence. So I asked Marcus, I was like, Because of all this, what do you think about moving it up? And we'll just do it this Tuesday. And he was like, yeah, that's fine. And so the stars had aligned perfectly, I think, from mine and also Marcus's perspective.

So Corey gets on there. And he told me, he's like, look, listen, you know I'm not, I don't know nothing about none of the stuff, right? I'm just coming on to hit. And I was like, yes, I know. Of course, I know that. You are only ever required to hit, even though you're co-hosting, you ain't got to pretend to be smart Mark.

Nobody is expecting that. You just hit. That's fine. The guest always comes on to a half hour point. So by the time we get to the half hour point, Cho has been hitting for 30 minutes. And drinking. And drinking.

And we talked about Marcus coming on. Corey 100% knew the whole deal, but 30 minutes have passed. He's been drinking. He's been hitting. And right. I mean, right.

At the moment. Like producer Matt had sent us of tech. Marcus is in the lobby or whatever. And I was like, okay, I'm about to bring him on right now via text, you know, to producer Matt.

at right at the half hour point, Cho was in the middle of some tirade about Republicans and how they don't hit. And then he goes right when I'm about to cut him off and be like, okay, well, let's get to Marcus. He goes, dude, you know, that, like, we're whatever. But it's always the Republicans has got a goddamn apple in their mouth while they're getting pegged in the asshole watching some fucking toll time shit.

Or what? And we're talking about how, like, they were always talking about how we were like the authoritarian group. And I'm like, they're always saying shit like that. And I always thought that kinky stuff was reserved for liberals and blah, blah, blah, blah. But it's always the Republicans gagging on an apple while their wife pegs them in the ass while they're watching tool time rerun. I stand by it.

Yes. But then Trey went, uh-huh. Anyway. And dude, you need to go back and just look at my face when I realized what it happened. Because, again, I can't stress you enough. I just 100% forgot what podcast I was like. on. Like, I was just in another world.

So, what podcast would you be on where Marcus was the guest? I forgot Marcus was the guest. Okay, that's fair. That's what I'm like, I forgot Marcus was the guest. Like, I was just hitting. Like, I literally just like, when Trey goes anyways, Mark, I was like, oh, fuck. Like, we're about to bring Marcus on. Fuck.

And I was like, and I, dude, I started pleading for my life. I was like, dude, Marcus is a goddamn ex-military. Like, he's a super serious guy. Like, he's going to fucking kill me. And we did talk afterwards. I ain't going to lie. I went on and apologize for that and there was a lot of people

and I am sorry for y'all like I am sorry to y'all but I apologize to Marcus and you separately in the video I was pretending to apologize to conservatives which I would never and yeah a lot of people were like DM and be like dude it's totally fine like don't worry about it

yeah so yeah that's how that one. If it was like, he did apologize to me and I told him it was fine because it is fine because, you know, Cho is as show does, but also like the, all the additional added background context of Cory and Marcus's history together that they have and all that stuff made me less worried about it from a personal level, I guess. I was like, you know, we're going to do. That's your boy. That's your boy. I mean, even though you've like stepped into a slightly different lane,

you did it with your shirt off and a fucking wrestle belt over your shoulder. It's still the chow. Right. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I think everybody knows. We're like, hey, we like this guy. Definitely, he's on the same team. But, like, obviously, we're not going to, like, put him in our, like, official campaign videos, right?

Like, no, let him just do. He'll do one. He'll get drunk and do one. It'll be fine. So, yeah, I agree with you. Did it. All right. Well.

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You can see it right there behind them. I've got me and DJ and a possum. Yeah, I've got through the screen door, Tray has, as you now know, Evening Skews with Smart Mark Aegee and I would say it'll probably be a while for I'm back on, you know. Yeah, I'll be coming in as the legal correspondent when Marcus sues. Right. Yeah. I don't blame him.

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