wellRED podcast - #221 - Talkin' Bout Goats and Aliens with DJ Lewis

Episode Date: May 19, 2021

The good buddy DJ Lewis joins us today to discuss CNN's report on aliens interacting with our military. Is it real? Does it matter? We get into some pretty heady stuff about time space and interdimensional travel. DJ also taks to us about is new role as GOAT DADDY - raising a pygmy goat is apparently a handful. But hilarious when DJ tells it. 

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River rednecks That makes some people upset They got three big old dicks That you can suck What's up everybody? It's the affable asshole The Delightful Dickhead Your Uncle Daddy, Drew Drew Dollars

I'm hosting today I'm excited about it Let me shout out Cho real quick He couldn't be the host today Our thoughts and prayers are with his family Trey will get into the details of that I don't want to repeat too much information but we have a great show today.

We have our very special guest, DJ, DJ Lewis, my sister podcast, co-host, he of Mastin the Butthole fame. You guys know him, you love him. If you enjoy today's episode or you just enjoyed DJ and or myself, I wanted to let y'all know, we got dates. We have stand-up comedy dates. We're doing it, guys. DJ and I will be at Strike Fest outside of Tuscaloosa.

It's a strike for minors who are on Strike, the Union down there. That's May 22nd. That's coming up soon. Raleigh at the improv on May 27th, Zanis Nashville on June 3rd, Huntsville Stand-O-Live Live on June 16th. We're going to be in Asheville, North Carolina, June 18th, and 19th, and Knoxville, June 20th. Me and DJ doing comedy, we're back, we're back, and Well Red's going to be back soon. You will hear Trey talk about it on this episode. We don't have specific links out yet, but guys, well-red's coming back in July, and we're going to be full swing, hopefully by August.

we're all really doing it. We're going back. We're excited. We're going to get there. We're all going to go back to regular life. And then three weeks in, we're going to be like, yeah, I don't know. Maybe fuck this. Maybe we should go back to quarantine.

Maybe we didn't like the world. But those first three weeks, guys, going to be incredible. Can't wait to see y'all out there and maybe hug you. Maybe not. Maybe we'll put on gloves or like a full body condom and hug or make out. Let's do it. Oh, and if you want to do that, you got to know where to find the tickets. Drew Morgancom.

I don't know how to do a plug anymore. It's been too long. Drew Morgancomedy. com and you can get all the information on mine and DJs. Tour stops. All right. Let's go. Well, here we are.

For the second week in row, we are without the show. So last week it was for exciting reasons. This week it's for unfortunate reasons. He is fine, but he's got, I mean, I guess we could just, Cho lost his dog, his beloved, long time. companion dog unexpectedly. And thus is not with us. He very much wanted to be with us this week because the reason he wasn't here last week,

as you all now, I assume, no, was because he was traveling to California to be on the fucking MTV movie awards, which is pretty insane. We were going to devote a heavy chunk of the episode to talking about that. But obviously, I think we need to wait until he gets back.

And because I know I've got so many things. I want to ask him about it. But not to worry. This week, unlike last week, we have a replacement show, and you know them, you love him. It's DJ Lewis. What's up, baby? Not much, baby.

Just glad to be. Good. Welcome back to the show. Thank you. Where's that goat? Right over here running around, probably trying to bite one of these cords, and then jumping, jumping, jumping, jumping, jumping, jumping. DJ's a goat dad, everybody.

Since last, you all spoke to him. He's got a lot of things going on in his life. of them is became the proud parent of a little baby goat named Nessie. And she has consumed your life. That's a full-time job, goat fatherhood. Well, yeah, I got to tell you, there's a lot of unethical goat practices out there. And I think- I believe it.

I think one of them is taking these little babies. I mean, now when a litter has, when they have too many goats come out, you know what I'm saying, one's got to be bottle fields. And this type of goat right here is known to have, they'll have like an extra a child and they can't take care of so you have to bottle feed them. But the runt or something? Yeah, something like that. Yeah, man.

And so, you know, people, people, they end up getting these animals and not knowing how to treat them or how to raise them and stuff and getting them bottle fed. And it's just a, it's crazy. And so, yeah, man, it has been very time consuming because it takes a lot of effort to keep one of these little some bitches alive. Buddy, listen to this. We took this some bitch. over there to so when we first got her she got uh she well you don't know how to feed them that's

one thing it ain't like a dog i certainly wouldn't know how to feed them no right right and all we've ever had was dogs so like so the bottle feed uh a goat a baby goat like yes right uh they will you can over feed them very easily and you can fuck their stomachs up very easily because they got like seven different stomach chambers and like six different like two different stomachs with like six different chambers and each one has to process this type of food in a different way and like you could kill them so we took her out uh to get uh well we were feeding her and stuff she she went all crazy and started like having all these like falling down and screaming and like she couldn't walk and her head was all fucking crazy and we were like a seizure huh like a seizure like a seizure like

A seizure, yeah, buddy, like a seizure. Like, we thought her brain was in there exploding or something or something. I really didn't know what was going on. Maybe she had gotten into something short or not. You know what I'm saying? Like, who knows? Then we find out all these different plants are poisonous to them. Like, all these different types of plants that you think they could just eat everything.

They can't. You know what I mean? We overfed her. Somehow she lived through the night. The next day, we were lucky enough to take her down to the, this old hillbilly backwards horse doctor, right? Yeah. This some bitch goes outside,

pulls some honeysuckle leaves off a tree and throws it down. Yeah. He says, he says, yeah, she's probably just got gas. I tell you, the thing about these goats is, they don't really have a strong will to live. That's what the goat doctor said, the goat man. I said, do what? Like, not only do I have to keep it alive, I got to give it a reason to live.

There's a lot on my plate. Then I looked down, and the little son bitch had her whole tongue stuck in an electrical socket. And I was like, whoa, shit. This is going to be a lot. Is the problem, is the difficulty with fading her because she's, like, so little, like a baby? I mean, because, like, we've texted about this some already, but I feel like, and I've never in my life thought about this. But I think it's funny to think about now that, like, I feel like most of the kids that grew up where I grew up, and maybe this is true of kids everywhere, I feel like if you ask them, well, you know about goats,

I feel like one of the number one things they're going to say is they eat like cans and stuff. They'll eat anything. They eat metal cans. They, you know. My uncle had a go. They'll eat shirts and stuff. Like, that's what, it's like, and I don't even know where that comes from. It's just that's a thing you think you know about goats,

which would lead me to believe that, like, that means they can eat pretty much that they're hearty, that they're hearty stomach-wise, but that's not even at all a little bit of truth, huh? It's the opposite. Is it different for pygmies? Right, that's what I'm saying. Is she a special case?

Are any goats like that? Do you know or what's up with that? All right. See, I don't really know. And this could be like one of them bulldog situations. Well, no, because this is a Nigerian dorm. So they've been around first. in Africa for

ever, you know what I mean? Yeah. For, so, so I don't think it's like a weird breeding thing, so it shouldn't be like something like that, but yeah, maybe 10 cans aren't natural to their their natural environment. Maybe it's not.

I would imagine. Well, I'll be glad to believe. Yeah. Yeah. Old boys just throwing cans at your goats, get them to shut up. And they're like, what happened to that? Something about that. You don't hear you to sleep.

out my t-shirts. I like it. Yeah. Oh, back-go note. Well, all right. I want to talk for sure about, you know,

aliens. You sent us... You sent us the clip. All right, let me get through a couple things, DJ, before you dive in. You sent us the clip on Monday.

On Sunday night, people didn't see it on fucking 60 minutes. These 60 minutes, they had a big headline story about how the U.S. government is now acknowledging

the existence of UFOs, not aliens. They're not saying these are alien in origin. They're saying we don't know what they are. And I knew that there was some Navy pilots who had tracked this UFO, didn't know what it was, and there was footage of that and it got on

the internet. And I knew that at some point in the last year or so, the Pentagon had acknowledged, yes, that is real. That's real footage. And I thought that was wild, but I thought that that was pretty much all that had happened. But if you watch this 60 Minutes segment,

apparently there's been like countless instances of that happening. One Navy pilot said when he was stationed off the coast of America, he saw a goddamn UFO literally every day for like two years and something like that. And I was like, dude, what?

Fucking what? And here's the thing I want to say. I mean, Yeah, you'd think he would have the shit on his jet like the rest of them did, you know, but maybe that's all classified. Oh, he only saw it in his jet. He saw it while, no, no, no, he saw it while doing maneuvers and drills and stuff in his jet. But here's the thing.

So I mentioned this to Smart Mark, my co-host on Weekly Shues, right, talking about maybe bringing it up. And, of course, Mark being Mark, he just immediately goes, you know all that's bullshit, right? I think it's bullshit too. And, well, okay. So this is what I want to talk about. So Mark sent me this Twitter thread where it's like, this guy's outline is like, it's irresponsible journalism for 60 minutes to have even aired this. I can't believe they did it.

And they started talking about how this dude, the main guy that's on there that's like the guy who claims to be like I was in charge of this governmental operation, specifically about unidentified flying objects for a long time, that Luis Elizondo guy, this journalist in the Twitter thread was outlining like, this dude's a quack. everybody in the field knows it. He never did that shit. He never was actually involved with all that or whatever. And all these other reasons why that was bullshit and it was irresponsible 60 minutes to put it out.

But I didn't feel like that covered everything. I was sitting there looking at like, okay, so that one main guy, maybe he's a lunatic. But all the people, the Navy pilots and stuff that they talk to, the multiple different ones, are they all lunatics? Like it did not, it did not explain it all the way for me. So I guess I just want us to talk about that. I'm glad Drew also thinks it's bullshit. So, I mean, yeah, let's just get into it.

Why do you think it's bullshit, Drew? Well, I think that it's, I think the videos are real. And I think the technology is some kind of private contracting thing. The U.S. government's going on doing private testing. And I think that they're allowing us to believe they're aliens right now because they're about to ramp up space force. And they want to conquer Mars and put fucking shit on the moon. I think that the industrial complex, the military industrial complex,

has seen this as an opportunity to be like, look, you want more funding? You want to fucking conquer Mars and beat Elon Musk to Mars? Let's make it military, baby. We're afraid of these aliens. Marco Rubio being out here talking about we've got to get ahead of this and we've got to fight these aliens. As soon as I see that, these little fucking Sparks go, how come they're only around military shit? How come nobody else is seeing them? How come they're only in the United States?

How come other countries ain't suddenly been like, hey, we got some too. Every time we send it. How come when Russia sends a plane up, aliens ain't fucking with their plans? How come when Great Britain sends a plane up, aliens ain't fucking with airplanes? Well, they are.

Where's video? I mean, it wasn't on that particular episode of 60 minutes, but they're out there. I went on that one. I mean, there's a lot of them out there, though. I mean, out over the place. I mean, but that's not necessarily why I mean, yeah, definitely like, okay,

how deep y'all want to go to? Like, fucking, like, sciops and fucking Rogan and how this all fucking... So I'm saying, that sci-ops is what I think. And I think that that guy is a quack and CNN got duped into putting him on by the suit. Number one, he looks like a buddy that'd lie about some shit like that. He does.

He looks just like a dude. One of the top comments on YouTube on that 60 Minutes piece was like, whoever thought the real agent Mulder would look more like Larry the cable guy like David Big Cuffney and I'm not it's fucked up

because he does look he had he has a very old boy aesthetic yeah and we're all old boy

adjacent or whatever so it's fucked up for me to say but I'm not going to lie as soon as I saw him I was like this dude ain't it

come on no no because he's a particular brand of old boy he should be talking he should be talking about bigfoot

or something like he's like a bigfoot old boy you know Like, alien old boy is a big foot old boy adjacent. You know what I'm saying? That's what I'm saying.

That's sort of what I mean. That's why it's okay for you to call bullshit. All your actual meters went off. That weren't prejudice meters. That's experienced meters. Your old boy meter was legit. And it went, I don't know about this guy, but he has some interesting thoughts on what's in the ocean, too.

Yeah. Well, they did just have another one, another video come out with this flying thing going straight. to, but yeah, no, I totally think that, like, as soon as the government said that it was real, like, I totally discredit it. Like, yeah, there's no way. And then the whole time, they don't even talk about, hey, maybe we should join, you know, find out about their science and offer a peaceful, harmonious, like, come on in. And let's, let's talk about, you know, evolution and what you guys are doing out there in space. No, I was like, we need to blow them up out of sky, uh, there's a potential threat. And, uh, we need to take all their shit. We need to first. They what we've been doing. We've been reeling them in. you know what I'm saying? Realing them in all this time.

And now we're going to throw the old American issue fucking polio blanket on them motherfuckers and take all the shit. Shit, I don't know if that'll work out. I don't think it will. Yeah, we probably will try that. I certainly fucking hope not. I was like, oh, shit, what was I about to say about it? Oh, I'll say this about what Drew was saying.

I definitely think that it could easily be that it is like some DARPA shit. it's some U.S. government highly classified technology shit that, yeah, they're sort of letting us believe as aliens because it hides the truth of the matter or whatever. I could see that happening. But I'll say, though, the way that they described the way they move and the things that they did, like, if that all is legitimate, whatever the source of it is, like, if they really could do the things they were talking about them doing, these crafts, that is some, like, insane like leaps and bounds advancement of technology

compared to what we are aware of being possible. So like if the U.S. government is that far ahead in secret, that shit is wild. I'm not saying we're not, hell,

I'm almost excited by it. It sucks. It has to be military application, but you're talking about they're going to use it to go to Mars. I'm like, fuck yeah, I'm dying for us to go to Mars.

I would love that. It is wild. It's like, if it ends up in the military that goes to Mars because in pretty much every sort of sci-fi story that includes that colonized Mars, they're always heavily militarized, which I always saw was like,

that's because Mars is the god of war. So it's like of court, you know, like from a narrative perspective, that's why they did that. You know what I mean? Yeah. But it will be wild if it ended up actually working out that way.

Dude, it would be wild. If they ended up being the war planet or whatever, because the military goes there and then just in, like, That's what they would do, right? Right. At a certain point, they get up there and be like, hey, we're our own shit.

We got all these guns. Fuck y'all. Let me ask you all a question about the military in general. If this is all real, why aren't they more afraid? Based upon what you was just pointing out, Trey, like the leaps and bounds ahead. And like, Marco Rubio will be like, we got to blow them up. Like, why are people not freaking the fuck out? And if the government's known about this for a long time, you know, this has been

classified, but they've known about it. That's another thing that's like, man, that's genuinely existentially scary. But then I think about global warming and their ability to just not react to that. I'm like, well, maybe they just don't have the ability to care about existential shit.

Well, dude, yeah, I think one of the funniest things about this, although I guess the answer to this is like most, a lot of people are like, Drew and Mark automatically, and they just automatically, they're like, this is not actually. real, so fuck it. But I do think it's funny that like when the

U.S. government finally, like literally acknowledged, like, hey, y'all, there's fucking UFOs all over the place or whatever that the general response was like, ain't nobody got time for that shit. Tell the aliens, we'll call them back.

You got some shit going on right now. I don't know the aliens have noticed. They can come back later. Are you bringing peace? Do we still have got to to work, you know? My heart is a lot more like DJs, though, to be honest, Trey, I've always believed in aliens. Me too.

And I still do. But this particular thing, my heart was more like DJs where the government was like, yeah, them's aliens. I was like, who said that? The government said it? No, I don't believe that no more. Not alien aliens. It's just, I like, how many people just do for this long and that?

It's weird. Everything's weird. Have you ever seen close encounters or the fifth kind? No. I had to watch it at night. and we smone too much and I got, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Is that the one that focuses heavily

on that one whistleblower dude that was in the government for a long time, or is that a different alien? No, this is a different. This is a different one. It's a doctor, Dr. Stephen Greer. And I don't know. I've never seen that. Man, dude, let me tell you, they called, they called a lot of this shit. They called a lot.

I mean, they called Biden and Kamala before he had even picked Kamala. And it was wild. It was, wow. He wasn't even a nominee yet. Yeah, she wasn't even a nominee yet. He wasn't. That one was not yet.

Yeah, he wasn't. Primary, they called that. Yeah. It was wild. Didn't they also predict that the government would have nomadalians this year? Yep. And every step of everything that they're saying

was going to happen as really as unfolding. Now, the end of this particular documentary is a little heavy on the bullshit side. It seems like it's trying to sell an app or something. I don't know. But, nurse. Fucking Goatty's looking at it going, I don't know about that, boy.

God damn. DJ, how do you separate the, like, the bullshit from the, oh, this is the real shit when it comes to aliens? Because also, like, I've always, I've always been into aliens. I've always, like, just, not even just believed. I've just assumed that aliens are real somewhere. Like, in my mind, it's, like, a math. mathematical certainty, not just that there are other life forms, but there are other intelligent life forms.

And as old as the universe is, I feel like at least some of them, unless there is some great filter situation where any civilization advances enough to a certain point and then explodes itself. And that happens every time. If that is not the case, there's got to be some highly advanced space faring intelligent species out there, too. They've just got to be. but that don't mean that any of them have fucked with us or will fuck with us necessarily.

So, like, I definitely believe in aliens as a general concept, but I don't know about whether or not they've been here. And I also go back and forth on, I think most people who feel the way I feel about aliens, like, there's part of you that's, like, would be thrilled if aliens showed up because it's like the most exciting. It's like a turning point in mankind. but the other half of you it would be terrified of that, you know, for obvious trees like, what if, are they coming here to enslave us or just take

all our shit and kill us all or both or whatever? Or are they coming here to fucking make a hit? I don't know, you know. Yeah, I mean, here's the whole thing. Until they're actually here giving us the treaty or whatever. Like, why should we give a fuck? You know what I'm saying? Like, I mean, I think, and that's the main thing is like, okay, like there's a lot of

real shit happening right now. Like you were saying earlier, like this ain't the time. You know what I'm saying? It's always felt like, I guess when, well, I don't guess shit's ever been cool, but in my mind, when it was less occupied with, with just the general

of, you know, like in the 90s and shit. Yeah, it was great in the 90s. See, it feels like it was great in the 90s, right? Like, yeah. I'm sure people in the 90s were like, this is some fucking bullshit. I mean, that is when NAFTA happen or whatever else, but, like, generally speaking,

it just feels like the 90s was this, like, more silly and innocent time. But, I mean, you were very cynical and, you know, like, grunge music. But we and sung. That hit for us. Right. Didn't have Beard.

Rage against the fucking machine. They were pretty pissed off, you know, like, those couldn't have been all that great. DJ, you weren't you in the PIN for part of the 90s? Who? weren't you in the pen for part of the 90s? They said, yeah, 97, 98, 99. I mean, even you love the 90s, so hell, I guess it was bad.

I looked upon aliens with a different type of, you know, flare of a fire in my soul. It's always been an interest, but it's always been in the back of my head, like if a giant dinosaur stuck his head through the clouds right now, looked at us and was like, you know, I am an alien or I am God, you know what I mean? What would you say? I'd be like, you know,

hey, do we got to get up at five tomorrow and fucking clock in? And if we do, I'm going to throw a bunch of cans in that hole, you fucking down the foreheaded master. Where are you coming out of your fucking shit up? We're trying to goddamn evolve. I don't think God would show his or her's face at this point. I don't mean a lot of people pissed off.

Yeah. His or her face. It just knows better. Would you not be pissed off of aliens? Like, you've just been down here watching this? You just been saying this? I would get it. Yeah.

Maybe they watch this and we're like, I don't know if we should fuck with these people. Well, that's the, hypothetically, if these things we're talking about on 60 minutes, hypothetically, if those are aliens, what do you think they're doing?

Recon? Are they just like, they could just be joyriding. They could be like the fucking, like alien, rich kid, alien teenagers who come to fucking this backwater and fucking just

haul ass on their like alien. and jet skis out there. It could be that. I like groundwater theory. I think it would explain a lot about Earthlings. If we are just fucking swamp ass.

Yeah. If that's where our place in the galaxy. Just the fucking Everglades of the universe or whatever. You won't believe what they're doing down there. And whoever he talked to me, like, I would never go to Earth. Right. Can you imagine how many germs and shit?

Like, if you're an alien, you can probably see, like, you know, microbe. and shit, be aware of them to some degree, you know what I'm saying? Of course. That was always the problem with the War of the Worlds. It was like a super cool idea that they totally

invade and are successful and just wipe us the fuck out immediately. But then they get off their ships and all catch the cold and die. Yeah. It's like, that's cool as far as an idea goes, but that don't make no goddamn sense

that a species that advanced would allow that, that they wouldn't know about, I mean, I guess it's possible that they just don't have infectious diseases or whatever, but they'd still know. They'd watch us and they'd see us, yes, they'd see us getting sick, especially right now, fucking plague, yeah, plague, if they get off the goddamn boat right now and they're like, wait, what do you mean? Aliens are like, I'm wearing a goddamn mask.

Fuck that shit. I'm not fucking, fuck you. And then they're all just fucking coughing and dying from COVID. It's like, you didn't catch you. You totally missed all this when you've been observing us for the past. What if they got off and they had on Trump hats? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

He's, just like, oh. No. But, Tray, you just made me thinking with him a different version, though. I think, like, all right, if it's real, and they are seemingly only observing mostly our jets, our military jets. Wow, yours. So I don't think it's real. But if it is real, what I think they're doing is recon.

Now, that doesn't mean war. We spy on our allies, you know. Like we spy on our enemies, but we spot our allies. But they're spies is what I genuinely think. If this is real based upon the contact they're making, they are spies, whether that's government or military, which I think could be different, you know, I don't know. Again, anyway, listening, I don't think it's real. It's real. It seems like that's what it is.

You know what's so funny? It's like, we keep on talking about space, man, but these could be interdimensional crafts. Oh, shit. Okay. All right. You know what I'm saying? Like, wait a little. Let's not.

You know what I'm saying? How's that different? Well, they travel. I mean, I guess fundamentally it kind of isn't, but I do know what he's saying, though. I know, yeah, I know what you're saying, but like in terms of a question or an existential issue. Well, if you could travel through space, you can't necessarily travel through time. And I think when you can travel through different dimensions. the the both of those plus the alternate universes multiverses fucking i mean really

it's like us from a different universe of us portal butts portal butts yeah right like a different different version of us that the heads apparently and have that well what's it changed for us in terms of this experience if they're from yeah not much i don't right. Uh-uh. No, I wouldn't. Well,

you know, after us, it's still just a wild shit we don't understand, you know. So, I mean,

I wouldn't hate to throw. Can we go to the portal? I mean, I don't know, man. See,

that's the whole thing. Dude, we're like really limited ourselves by believing in time and space, number one.

And then you throw material in, in, you know, it's like, dude, none of that's real. You know what I mean?

This is a simulation. You know what I'm saying? It's a simulation. that's another thing like okay we had plague last year

now we're gearing up for aliens now it looks like it's like we're in a goddamn simulation and they're getting

they're just running all the different scenario before the fucking end game or something shit they're like

I only got a few more levels to get through here oh that's what it is we might be getting upgraded oh

I mean yeah that would be sweet you know like your sister slows down right before you reboot it all. Like right before you've got to update your operating system, a lot of problems happen. You get that psychedelic beach ball of death and all that.

Yeah, of course, yeah. Maybe we're all going to be happy in a year. Maybe wild. Would be wild. That's the one thing, DJ. It would be a shift. That's a quest. Aliens are on the table.

He don't believe in, you know, time. The way time physics work, he's like, all that's fine. But you say, we could be happy. And DJ's like, I don't know. No, buddy. No. What if we were all happy? Like,

like, number one, it'd be boring, right? Maybe they figured out, maybe that's the hang-up. Maybe it took them this long to figure out how to make happiness not boring, and they finally are going to close to do it. Hell yeah. Video games or something. That's it. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder if they get to play that. I wonder if, like, if you do get in a simulation, which being in a simulation is, like, super scary to me, because is there any death in a simulation? Like, does death come?

Or is it just one continuous, like, in a simulation? You just go from one simulation to the other, to the other, to the other, to the other. Is there, like, is there, that's a scary thought. Can we pass on this question? It seems to me like, and I don't know shit, you know, obviously I'm just one of the Sam's in the simulation, but it feels to me like. With your choice of select sandwich, nugs, fries, and a drink, Wendy's $5 Biggie Bag is your go-to.

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or you, you get, you know, you draw the wrong card in the simulation and get hit by bus or whatever, you know, as it's simulating that you would just, you know, cease to be.

We'll come back at a different simulation with no memory. Therefore, it would have to be, wouldn't it have to be like a restart of the same simulation for you, for that, for your, we're all programming, right?

We're programming if we're inside of the simulation. So my programming has reached its end, right? It would have to change into something different or something. It would absolutely have to. You know how Mario ends up in other video games? I know, but I'm saying, but if Mario was cognizant, if he was sentient throughout all that, don't you feel like that'd be multiple different versions of Mario?

Yes, they don't have memory of each other. They don't. Right, he doesn't remember the whole process going back to Mario 1. or whatever. Right. It's a different iteration of Mario. So I think like if there's a

simulation, well, there's a whole bunch of different copies of it, which is essentially the multiverse, right? Right, right. Like fucking,

but yeah, there's a whole bunch of different versions to us on other simulations that have worked out differently and those versions of us don't even know

each other or whatever or a butt fucking each other. Who knows? Yeah. You know, just throwing a random idea out. Maybe we're butt-fucking each other.

Yeah, right? Could be. We just say, just something random, not something I've thought about all day. Just totally throwing a random thing out there. So wouldn't that make us paradoxically

both finite and infinite beings? Yeah. Well, I mean, that's the whole thing about duality. Is this spoon concave or convex? But that's the fucking scary thing. It's like all depends on how you look at it, right? It's all perception. Like, we're...

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I was like, what? And I was like, oh, no, this is real shit. I was like, wow, that's even better. you know what I think that transition baby yeah yeah yeah we're talking about simulations and stuff this came up at the very end I think of our last episode but like the very end I'm going to ask you

about it you know that and there's TV shows and shit about it now there's long been stories about it but that the idea that one day we'll be able to sort of upload our consciousness into a simulation by

our own free will you know like we can choose to upload our selves into the matrix basically and sort of leave the physical realm behind, you know, possibly forever, I guess. Why not? If you're in part, if you're in a computer, if you're in a computer game. How do you feel about that? You're into that?

No, man, I'm trying to die, though. I'm trying to die. Well, presumably, presumably, presumably, wouldn't you be able at any point to turn yourself off? You could be a samurai for 1,500 years and then be a fucking dinosaur. hunter for another 12 hundred after that you know what I mean you do any of that whatever fuck you won't

miss face man for a generation or two and then when you've seen it all and done it all in your computer world then you just unplug I just don't know man because like number one like how are you getting all the senses in there like you know I'm saying I don't know how they would do all that but I'm saying

let's presume that we've reached a point where they figured out how to do that where it's like it's literally like the matrix it's that's that real and shit. But it's like your own, you know. I think I just really want to experience a natural death, man, or unnatural, but just a death. As a human being, I'm, I think it's stimulate. Yeah, I mean, what if we live in a simulation?

And so everything you're talking about as far as natural and kind of what you're talking about, Trey, I mean, it's possible that that is happening. It's possible that we are beings in a different dimension and we pay to have this experience, you know? shit. No, my God, I wouldn't pay. But it ain't getting a much more than that. Okay, but think about how

discount version. Right, but think about how drugs work. It might be. We might be in the poor part of the dimension, and this is the best we could do. But think about how drugs work, where people pay to do drugs because they're fun, but then when you talk to somebody strung out,

it's like, you know, this is what you're paying for? You know what I mean? Yeah. I do know what you mean, because I think, people think that with VR and stuff, which is a lesser version of it, and I've got a PlayStation VR headset, and I was blown away by it was so much better than I expected it to be.

It still isn't nearly, it's not nearly even close to a matrix level, but it's pretty wild. And people have talked about like the idea is VR continues to advance, which it will, people getting like fully addicted to it, just like sort of checking out of the real world and just living in the virtual world because it hits so much harder. And I'm essentially talking about a service where it's like, that's what you're doing.

You know, you get. That's a simulation. There was that Black Mirror episode about them two lesbans, right? Yeah. And, like, it's, you know, you get old. You live your regular life. You get old and you're about to die. And they have built the Matrix.

And now you can upload your consciousness and you're 25 again and just eating pussy all day. As a woman, I mean, you know, being gay on the beach and fucking loving it and your 20s. You know what I'm saying? Like that type of shit, if that ever becomes a reality, you know, y'all ain't, y'all ain't in to none of that? That would hit for me, I think. As long as I know I can get out of it, let me plug into the abysk. For sure. If you're into this conversation, DJ and I have conversations like this a lot on on any of biscuits. We used to more than we do now. But we've talked about it. And mine,

I think where I landed and I still feel this way is, and you brought it up, Trey, if I know I can get out. I mean, definitely. You definitely have to know you can get out. Yeah. I think you're like feel pretty safe with it too, because what if a glitch happens and you're stuck and, you know what I mean? that shit freaks me out. Time loop. The theme of Black Mirror is like in the... Yeah, how that's fucked up.

Yeah, eternally. Which, you know, even before technology, I was fucked up with that with religion. I have agoraphobia that manifests itself specifically in time. Eternal time freaks me out. So I would have to overcome that. Like, I'm interested in it. But to me, it would probably be like doing drugs where I'd be like, I want to do this. But I remember when I was like 20, I was terrified of anything that wasn't weed.

I thought because of like dare or whatever, you know, in my subconscious and conscious, it was like, well, I'm going to do Coke once and die immediately because I have asthma or whatever. I'll have to go through that with it. But if there isn't out, I think I want to do it. Yeah. Okay. Jay, you just, you ain't into it? No, man, I think I'm just going to, I think I'm going to try to get as far away from,

man, I don't know, man. This is the opposite of what he said back then. back then it was uplow me to the cloud baby yeah yeah it was i've had more time to reflect on it and i also have a goat changes things immensely my entire situation has has transformed but no no no no the more the more i think about it the and the more the actual artificial intelligence and stuff and all these a i and virtual reality start integrating with our with you know with society now Yeah, man, I don't think, I don't really get a lot of use for it. But there's still a lot out here in the natural world that I haven't experienced that is here for me to experience available at every moment.

You know what I'm saying? That I can go experience. And I think I'll just go do that before. What about that other episode of Black Mirror? Black Mirror, such a great show. What about the other episode of Black Mirror? Where them two buddies turn into other people and start fucking each other? I do that.

Okay. I'm bringing it back to us fucking each other now. Oh, yeah. But specifically, you know, just... Specifically, what I'm getting at is if you could experience being a woman and getting railed, right? Oh, I want that. Through the wonder of virtual reality. So, y'all will both be into that.

Absolutely. I want to have a baby. I want to have a baby. I want a kid. Yep, yep. That's the only thing they got over us, Trey. Wait, what? You want to get pregnant and birth a child?

Fuck, yes. Me too. Hell yeah. Absolutely. Obviously, you could just skip, so you can skip, so in this simulation, you get, you get all comeed up inside of. Yeah. And then you can like skip ahead to the part of the game where you're, yeah, birth and maybe stop here and there to feel what it feels like to be big and fat and pregnant and one ate a jar of pickles and shit. You can feel that for a little bit.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hit all the highlights, which would be the very, the quintessential, like, male. way to finally experience

birds, whatever, be like, can I get through this in like 20 minutes so I know what you've been bitching about like a goddamn years? This kind of gets back to that first thing I said though about what if this is what we're living in as a simulation

and people have chosen it. Did you, like, you were like, well, why the fuck? When anybody choose this? Maybe they're fucked up. You know, maybe they're just like, maybe they're bored. Maybe it's happy in the dimension they're in. Okay, but in that possibility, are we saying that, like, there's like a separate consciousness that is experiencing what I'm experiencing,

but they are aware of it, or they're also paying to get jacked into this. They became me, but they have no knowledge of that. That one. I don't know why you'd want to do that if you're not going to be able to experience it. You'll remember it. That would be my theories when you do it. When I died, that person who was me in this simulation will wait back up and be like, well, that wasn't it. That sucks.

Next time, maybe we kid rock. I'll be back tomorrow. I was some fucking, like, hillbilly that was smart or something. I don't know. It was weird. Yeah. It was weird, man. Maybe that's why we trick ourselves in the thing and other people are happy.

you know, that's part of their sales technique. When we pop out, you know, on the other side, and it only lasts an hour there, but it feels this long. We pop out after an hour, and they're like, that wasn't it. And they go, well, you know, for 2999 more, you could have been Kanye West.

And you go, oh, that might have been right. That'd be an interesting journey. Oh, shit. You're saying, like, Dave, the person who's done this is experiencing my whole lifetime, but for them, they get out and they've been in that store for an hour. They've been in that live as a fat redneck on earth store for one hour only. and then I get a, yeah.

Dude, like that's getting a glitching just a little bit, and you went for an hour. Oh, an hour. I was like, oh, shit, they're on to us. Dude, I would love to take a drug to get into one of those Q-on-on people's heads and be in there for like an hour. I'd fucking do that. I would do that.

I would like to get in there and fuck around. Like, what the fuck? How did you come up with that shit? Like, what the fuck? It might end up being like fucking inception, where you go down and down and down and then you open up that last door and you're like who's where we got that tiger lives. You're seeing into it if you don't become them, but you just get to like be inside them like being John Malkovich. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

If you get take a drug and like get inside like a like a super Trumper fucker's head and just be like what is going on in here. I bet it's wild in there. I love it. Are you saying are you saying the drug somehow is what allows you to do that? Or you saying, you know, take a bunch of drugs, then go up inside this crazy motherfucker's head. Yeah, no, no, no. Like, just regular drugs.

Like, get real fucked up before you jack up into this crazy brain. Because I think that's too much. That's like a hat on the hat right there. That's such a wild shit. It's a real thing. And then diving into the Q shaman's brain. Like, you know, that's too much. Did you read what his lawyer said?

Yes. Oh, my God. is the funniest fucking thing. I cannot believe it. I mean, hell, let's read it. I'll read it. I don't give a fuck.

I didn't. I didn't say it. Maybe you should, you know. All I'm going to say is, you should censor some words. I don't know. He said it. This is what this thing's

said. And it's insane because it's his love. This is the Q-Shaman's longer talking about him like why can't I say the shit that he said? I'm literally going to read him. You can. You can.

You can tell you my opinion, but you can. Okay. Well, for y'all that don't know what we're talking about, this is true. You can look this up and I'm going to read this for back. The Q Shaman Jacob Chanceley's attorney, Albert Watkins said that his client has a disclaimer. These ones are all his, not fine. I'm fully aware of how much is wrong with this statement,

but this is his logger's statement. He said his client had Asperger's syndrome and indicated that Chanceley's mental state and the impact of Trump's propaganda efforts would play a role in his case. And here is the quote. A lot of these defendants, And I'm going to use this colloquial term, perhaps disrespectfully, but they're all fucking short bus people. Watkins told TPM.

The quote goes on, these are people with brain damage. They're fucking retarded. They're on the goddamn spectrum. But there are brothers, our sisters, our neighbors, our coworkers, they're part of our country. These aren't bad people.

They don't have prior criminal history. Fuck, they were subjected to four plus years of goddamn propaganda. The likes of which the world is. has not seen since fucking Hitler. This motherfucker was all one. Dude, it was all one. He came from every angle. Every angle.

Drop and F-biz around the whole thing. Could you make him how pissed he is? Bring him to our brothers and sisters. Our short bust brothers and sisters. Yes. Pick the side. Our brothers and sisters and they're fucking R words. Look how dumb he is.

subject him to the internet. He's damn. I was like, man, you need to say that different, but you're right. That's the whole thing about it. I mean, that's the whole thing about it. And I hear you have a case where you could, honestly, you could really like push for

like a defunding of like, you know, and putting, uh, counseling and using that instead of punishment. But fuck those motherfuckers. You know what I'm saying? For sure. Yeah. It's funny.

Actually. Me and Mark talked about this last night on weekly skews because Marjorie Taylor Green just went on this sort of rant. Yeah, your congresswoman, DJ. I just went on the spoke in front of Congress talking about they didn't need this bipartisan committee to further investigate January 6th. And she goes into this whole thing about like, she brings up, she's like, what about the George Floyd riots? What about why aren't we worried about those people as if those people, a ton of those people that can get the fuck arrested out of them and all that shit? But then she goes in, it's just like, they're abusing these people. They're being kept in sales for 23 hours a day and all this type of stuff.

And it's like, it's so fucked up because it's like, yeah, that's fucked up. That's jam, witch. You're right. Exactly. That's jam. But it's like you're, so wait, you're telling me that the criminal justice system is a little harsh and fucked up. Uh-huh. Exactly.

But it's like, but it's shitty because like she so clearly don't give a fuck about how it works for anybody else. the way that it affects black people and all that shit, which is what makes it. So it's like she's like, she's right, kind of, but she's missing such a huge chunk of it. And it's just, they do that all the time where it's like they get so close, you know,

but then veer off at the end of just missed, or miss just a huge chunk of it entirely. Yeah, it's so frustrating. Oh, man. She proves the point. She proves two things. She proves the idea that a lot of people are only capable of that kind of thought when it happens to them or someone that they're,

and she also proves that. She's one of them. She is one of those people. You know what I mean? She's fucking, you know, God damn it. It's so hard not to use some of his words when you start thinking about her. I'm not trying to defend what that dude did, but I'm like, she's dumb. She's angry. She's been empowered by our society. You know what I mean?

Because she's kind of dumb. She has the right look. She's a blonde, white lady, et cetera, et cetera. And now it's happening to her and suddenly she gets it. It's infuriating, but it's also typical. And then she doesn't get it. That's how they do. That's just how they do.

It's like, you know, all of a sudden, uh, John McCain, was it John McCain? It was like all of a sudden all right or Dick Cheney was kind of sort of all right with gay people because he had a lesbian daughter or whatever, like that type of thing. But never gave a fuck about them before any of that. Um, that fucking lawyer, imagine, imagine, imagine if that happened like in court, like if you're sitting there in court beside your lawyer and he'd get up, is like addressing the court,

the people of the jury and the judge, everything. He's like, have you seen this fucking dip shit? Listen, respectfully, he's my brother as an American. What a fucking idiot, okay? You can't let idiots like this and say shit like that and things a fucked up shit ain't going to fucking hack them. What's the fuck is wrong with y'all? Is there a chance that this guy is either of old boy or from Boston?

Probably that, I think. He's probably Northeastern. He's just fucking short-bust idiot, you're on. Yeah, right. He's out there just consuming Trump this month. Don't get me started on this. You know, I can't do it. Everything I want to do is so.

And is he, is he a public defender or is he a pay lawyer? No clues, bro. I don't know. Either way, either way it would have to be the most frustrating job in the world, especially if your politics didn't align and you were like a sum that you just got, put on the case, you know what I'm saying? And you're just looking at her, like, what a dumb motherfucker? It's just, it's so fun.

You're right. It's got to be so frustrated to represent those people. I'm sorry. I expect there's coming up. It's like, the judge is like, you know, any argument trying to make it. It's like, we can't prove they were there. And it's like, he literally posted on Facebook. And so I'm in the capital of fucking shit up.

You mean a shirt that has his name and picture and fucking today. You know, capital to fuck shit up. Suck my dick. And you're like, and you know, you're sitting there as a law. You're like, Jesus fucking Christ. But, like, but this just shows me, like, everyone involved with this in all capacities is, like, just the least fuck-given motherfucker. I don't know.

It's just, he just ain't got nothing left to give or what, but it is so insane that a man's actual attorney just went off like this. It just went off by his own client in such an hilariously offensive way. This is dark. This is dark, but we had a client one time where he believed, he was losing. He believed God was going to just save him in general from the court case. Oh, a Christian. Yeah. And also, though, he believed, let's go a little further with it.

I mean, you're right and hilarious. He also believed that God told him to have sex with the young girls he was having sex with. So, like, there is a part of me, like, the language and those words are fucking, you know, mean and, you know, there's slurs. But there's a part of me that totally identifies with this guy going, what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? Yeah, right. What am I supposed to do with this, you know? And, Trey, like, I used to have that bit about I had a client who posted pictures of the stuff he stole and tagged the victim in it. And he was, he was, he was a kid.

That was his excuse was he was 14. But I had that conversation with him, what you were just playing out. It was, it's funny looking back on it. At the time, it was a nightmare of like, he was like, that ain't me. Yes, it is. Yeah. They've been posted anytime. You know what I mean?

It's like, okay, but you tag. the victim. That's going on here too where it's like, I wasn't there. Okay, here's your picture. Well, you know, a lot of things, no, like you walked in, there's, you're on video saying, we're going to take this shit. Yeah. Today is January 6, 2021, and I'm here with the rest of this volition to take the capital. It's, uh, role models. Remember that scene in role models where Paul Rudd goes to see his girlfriend or wife or whatever and she's with the client

and she's showing the client the video and he goes, that's not me. And then on video he goes, I can't believe it's me. Paul Jones, commit to clients. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

That's another thing. Can you imagine how many goddamn emails and phone calls and shit that them motherfuckers are going through that that attorney and his office are going through him. Oh, Q, Sean and Connor. His mama's crazy as hell.

You know, all of our folks probably crazy. All the Q people probably calling him up. Man, I bet it did come up at you. You don't want a statement? All right. Here's a statement. All right. You're a statement.

Dude. This motherfucker. You're so right about. Yes. He just reached his breaker. He just snapped. It's like, you're right. I guarantee you all the people and stuff that are still out there.

I guarantee you they're calling these loggers all goddamn day, sending messages and stuff all the time. Oh, you looked into this? Yeah, right. having to deal with those people all day. Oh, man. Drive any man to, you know, say the R word about his client publicly.

All right. Let me say this on the other side of that argument. If in my years and everyone who's done juvenile defense work can't say that word, then he don't fucking get to. When you're dealing with a 13-year-old version of all those things and you don't get to say it, then he don't fucking get a say it about Hornboy. Yeah, well, I mean, under no circumstances should you, but I could definitely see how either it was A, a plan defense,

and like this is like, well, it's not a plan defense, that's the only defense that you have. So, Steve, I mean, that's the R word defense. Listen, the only thing we got left. There's only one defense on the table. We all know what it is, right? The R word defense. I don't know.

Yeah, dumb. Yeah, dumb. Yeah. I played dumb. Yeah. I played dumb. I mean, going dark again. In the south, the R-word defense don't work even when it's true.

Right. Yeah. Put that R-word in the pan. Yes, sir, your honor, right away. Before we get out of here, I want to plug that DJ and I are touring, and I want DJ you to tell Trey what your plan is and how this tour, what it is we're doing. I'm very excited for this exchange. Might, we're going to do a bunch of barn burghers.

We're going to grab this goat pen right here. and we're going to load it up, man, we're going to, because, because, okay, so this, so Carl Eunish and John Trotter and a couple other artists at Andrea and himself have already worked. This is upcycled trash that has become a art. Right. So it's a statement about community. Carl Unish is like a world-class sculptor. This thing does look incredible.

Yeah. And all the artists DJ mentioned are great, legit. Yeah. So this is an art piece. It basically makes a statement about. rural communities and rural artists and blah, blah, blah, blah, whatever. And so take it around. Take it around.

It's a functional art piece. So we could take it around. We could help people could come and hook up with us and like come and build on it and stuff and art with us because like not a lot of people done art it in a goat pen. And let me tell you something, it is a stress reliever. So like if you want to come out and we're in your town and you want to jump in a goat pen and art with us before showtime. Fuck, dude, come on and do that.

So at your shows set up outside, there's going to be an art installation slash goat pen. an art installation with a baby goat inside of it that you yourself can art on if you wish. Are you going to vet this art at all? Like, what if you get out there and the art don't hit? Not a lot, not everybody can hit it art. I guarantee it'll hit it.

But you get out there and it's just some bullshit they've added to your. Ruining your goat pen? Yeah, ruining your art goat pen. What are you going to do about that? Oh, we'll just cover it up along the way. All the bullshit will just,

you put any kind of hateful dumb shit on there or something like that. We'll put there now. Why don't mean swastikas or nothing like that. Oh, oh. I just mean like something that just ain't it, you know. A 10-year-old macaroni picture or something. Oh, that would hit for me. I'd love to have a bunch of a 10-year-old macaroni pictures all that.

Yeah, that's a bad example, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Like, what we know who wouldn't stop talking to us and his art was shit. Yeah, no, I know. I know the time of thing you're talking about, but, man, I think in the end, it's going to be such a huge, I said the goat pen's probably going to just keep expanding and expanding. And so long as it's functional, we can break it down and build it back up

in the cities that we're in. Yeah, what do you, how did this in? Hopefully, well, I'm going to trade my car in for a truck. Okay. And then we're going to take an RV. Like,

we're looking for beat up RVs. We're taking it to Carl to refurbish to create like, well, well, it's got to pray basically look like one of those old snake, old salesman, uh, fucking wagons.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Put a bunch of jangly shit on the outside of it. Oh, baby. You'll be coming up. Yeah. And then it'll open up. Like, while we've seen, like,

there's literal plans. Like, like, we talked about this at some extent. And like, all we got to do is get an RV and get it to Minnesota. And that's going to be a journey. So y'all are going to,

like, roll into town. Like they did. Actually. Yeah. Yeah, we wanted to do two. And pull up where there's groups of people and be like, gather around. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. My R. Get your tarot red. Get your tarot red, buy some heart, play with baby goats. And mine will be church bus theme, but it'll be based on the rhyming. And have a stage. And so we're in the church bus, man.

Yeah. So that's DJ's plan. But here's my favorite part. I said, all right, DJ, that's great. How do you get a goat into a hotel? Yeah. Well, you get dogs. What I do you tell him it's a dog.

That's the whole plan. I think it's going to work. That's a dog. Yeah, man. It will. But, and it will. I can just sleep in a goat pen. I ain't got no problem with that.

So if you want to see this beautiful spectacle this summer, I got some dates. We're going to be in Riley the 27th and 28th. We've got to get off the bottle before we take her out, though. Okay. We've got to get her out. Yeah, probably about the end of June. I'm not taking her on the road.

I'm not to take her on the road while she's still bottle feeding. Okay, so it's going to be the end. We'll take the art pen. We don't take the art pen, but no goat. Hell yeah. Still arded up with the people. Yeah, we're going to hard it up with the people. We got shows at the Riley Imprive, the 27th.

Want to hear about your mutual A groups? Yeah. We don't hear about all y'all. We want to do it all. We're going to be in June 3rd. We're going to be in Huntsville, June 16th. This weekend, the 22nd, we're going to be down in fucking Tuscaloosa doing that minor strike with Mike Cooney of the drive-by truckers. We got a lot.

I'll, you know, I'll fucking plug it and I'll put it on there. But, yeah, I'm pumped, man. I hope to God I get kicked out of a hotel over and would go. Yeah, I mean, just writing and podcasting and shit until like, until well-read shows start coming back. First ones we have are in July. I have booked this, what was sounding like it was going to be a pretty sweet outdoor comedy festival, but it got fucked up for COVID reasons, which was a huge bummer,

and that was going to be in June with some like real hit and kind, real hit and line up. It was going to be awesome. So, of course, it ain't happening. Right. But, yeah. I mean, I'm definitely getting back out there as soon as possible with vows just putting shit together or whatnot. So. I appreciate.

Yeah. I didn't know if you wanted, I mean, I mean, you still wanted to stand up, but I didn't know if you still wanted a tour. No, I definitely, I can't wait to, I cannot wait to get back to tour. What are going to be in? Wow. Let's tell the people. I mean, hopefully. Buddy, I'm sorry. I don't know.

Off top of my head. I'd have to, like, look it up and find it. I didn't even know that. So honestly, I was pretending to ask for the people. I was asking for me. Yeah. I know that it's sometime in July. I don't know when. I'm pretty sure it's an existing, an old existing date.

You know how we moved a bunch of them out? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they still exist. But now they're actually going to happen. In July. Double hitting. Definitely. I think there's a couple in July, I think.

I don't know. I haven't looked at it in a while. I'd have to, like, go and find it. freaking out but all right hell yeah all right well anyway okay hey j yeah i love you do the well red show love to hang around more but we got to go tune it next week if you get nothing to do whew thank god bless you good night and skew skew there you go there's the there the railroad next day like cornbread but six they care way too much but don't give a fuck next That makes some people upset

But they got three big old dicks that you can suck