wellRED podcast - #231 - On the Road Again Part 1! w/ Conrad Thompson, DJ Lewis, and Wes Van Horn!

Episode Date: July 28, 2021

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because this is the first podcast where me and the boys were all back together. It was fun. It was great to have that energy. back. It was great to see him. It was great to do stand-up. It was great to... I'll tell you what wasn't so great is how we felt the next day, because we got slashed. So if you missed the podcast that were after the shows or between shows, we were all hyped up on telling jokes and hammered drunk and being stupid, silly gooses, well, you're in

luck because that is this podcast. We were back to form, buddy. We were in Birmingham, Alabama after doing shows at the Star Dome Comedy Club. And, hey, speaking of doing shows, go to Will. Well-read Comedy.com, W-E-L-L-R-E-D, Comedy.com, and grab tickets to see us when, because we're back on the road now. August 19th to the 21st, we're going to be at Comedy Works in Denver, one of the best clubs in the country. But these shows, this podcast was recorded in Birmingham, Alabama. We had some drop-ins.

We had the podfather himself, Conrad Thompson. We had comedian West Van Horn. We had DJ, DJ Lewis, and as always me, Trey and Drew were on there. So it was a while time. I don't know what to tell you. This is part one of part two. I hope you enjoy it. And, uh,

it's, uh, we were drunk. Skiy! Hey, it's Conrad Thompson. Oh my God. And you're listening to what happened when? I came to Birmingham and missed a whole fucking show. There we go.

Uh, man, appreciate you all tuning in. We are in Birmingham. We just did a, uh, capacity crowd. That's what you're saying. Capacity crowd at the Star Dome. We're back on the road. is the first podcast that we're doing back together the way that the podcast was supposed to be.

We're not on Zoom. We're all together. Feels weird. It does feel weird. Yeah, but here we are alongside the man himself, Conrad Thompson. He's here. Conrad, most popular episode that we've ever done, most downloaded episode that we've ever done at least, was with Conrad Thompson. It was episode, I want to say 58.

It was entitled Conrad Thompson and Mr. But. I believe it was a dual-pott. Co-headlining, Conrad with Mr. Butt, baby. We thought it was because you, Conrad, but now I know why we got it download. It's Mr. But. That's a hell of a name. Hell of a gimmick. Of course. So how are you, Conrad?

Man, great to be here. I'm excited that you guys are back in Alabama. Are you kind of pissed off that in your downtime you're having to do your 15th podcast this week? No, I'm sure my wife thinks it's a rib, but I'm having fun. So, no, y'all, thanks for having me. Well, as the promoter that you are and the promoter, that I also am. Tell everybody where they can find you and what you got going on.

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This motherfucker, you're the absolute busiest dude I know that still responds to my text. Oh, I'll always respond to your text. Drew's not so much, but yours all the time. It's funny like you gave me your number. I did retweet your shit though. I'm just saying, come on. Yeah, well, the last time that we hung out, I believe it was at the Conradison,

and we were, that's one of those, I was just saying with this episode, we're probably going to have to have some heavy edits because we're going to have some run-ins. We're in the hotel here in Birmingham, Alabama, and that was the, I think that podcast that we did was the one that I had the most heavily edit, just because we got,

into the bottle pretty good. We started telling old wrestling stories. We got a little bit loose. Maybe we... We was talking about people jacking dogs off and stuff, or was that another time? That was Wade Carwell. I think that was Cassio Kids episode. That was, you're right.

It was a whole different podcast. Either way. And for the record, I mean, we can... This is episodic. We can always talk about Wade Jack and Dogs Off. Yeah. I know that we always go, oh, have we already told that story about Wade Jack and Dogs off? And it's like, yeah, we have, but like, we may have new listeners.

so like that's totally fine, you know. But Wade is a crazy comedian that y'all know in Tennessee. And I only know him through y'all. You only know him as dude who jacks dogs off, for the record. Have you met him in person since all that? Okay, all right. Which made it really odd when my wife made me, because y'all know how that sentence starts. My wife made me change my profile picture on Facebook, so it was a joint picture.

And one of the first comments is from him, bet this fellow's got a big dick. I've never met this person in real life. It was your wedding photo. My mama's on Facebook. I got to delete this. What do you think about mate and Wade in person? You've been down to party with Wade after everything you know about him?

I'm in. Yeah, yeah. I feel like there's probably going to be paperwork involved when we're done. But, yeah, I'm in. Wade, so Wade is very legendary amongst my friend's circle. But he, so my buddy Robbie, who we talk about on the podcast every now, then my buddy Robbie hired at me the other day and he goes, hey man, I got a Wade story for you whenever you get a chance. And I was busy, but if you drop that, I will, I literally can't.

I could be sitting there in a production meeting with ABC and go, hey, guys, somebody's got a Wade story. I got to get the fuck out of here. I don't know what to tell you. And he calls me and he goes up, so my mom and dad are, my mom and my stepdad are trying to sell this van and they put it on the Facebook marketplace because that's, yeah, that's what you do in North Georgia. And he goes, they got a bite. So my, you know, Terry goes down and he's going to meet this guy in a public location. Because if you're selling anything on Facebook Marketplace, you want to meet in a public location. So he goes to Hardee's and he says that he sees this guy who he's like, I mean, I don't want to say that he looks haggard, but he looks a little bit, you know, haggard.

He looks a little bit haggard. And I'm sitting there and I told him, you know, how much the van was that I'm selling. and he goes, well, will you take this much in cash? And he's like, well, I mean, I got shit. You know, cash, that's a good deal. So obviously, you know where I'm going with this. It was fucking Wade Carwell, but they don't know that I know this guy. So they tell them, they're like, yeah, if you're going to pay cash, you can come to the house.

Wade goes to my buddy Robbie's mom's house, who is the piano player at the church, the most, like, just church-going innocent lady ever. And she invites this sweaty man who is drinking a 64-ounce, what she later found out was just completely full of vodka. Roll tide. Yeah, Roll Tide. And he's sitting there talking to him and she's like, hey, you know, we're going to make a deal on this van. And he goes, they were in Rock Springs.

He goes, we're close to Chickamauga, right? Do you know Cory Forrester? And she's like, oh, my God, I almost raised Cory Forrester. And then Wade takes that as the lead in to explain to her the size of every man's dick that he, knows that she went to, she goes, you went to Shiloh Baptist Church, you know, I'm going to redact the name, he goes, that motherfucker's got an eight inch hog.

And she's sitting there like, do you, do you want the van? Or like what? And he's sitting there, he goes, oh yeah, oh yeah, he was with Tammy and he cheated on her all the time, but they ended up getting back together and she goes, well yeah, she's a Christian lady, so of course

she forgave him. And he goes, forgave him, hell, you ain't going to find a dick that big in North Georgia. And so anyways, Wade has always been one of those type of people that you can't help but love because as shitty as he is, he's one of them dudes that you get the same way.

Yeah. Every time. Every time. So like you go, at least there's nothing fake. Yeah, he can't. So on that note, so we were on to, we used to, early on the tour, we used to do this thing, where at the end, we would all three come out together and do a Q&A thing. Yeah.

But at one point, we had to stop doing that because, like, it kept getting too sad because people would be like... Our fans are sad. Well, people would be like, you know, what do you guys think about health care in this country? Because my mother has no insurance and is dying from diabetes, and we need to fix that. And, of course, everybody in there is just crying. And we're like, we're trying to end this comedy show.

Yes. How are we supposed to joke about that? And we feel for you for sure, but like we can't solve anything. Of course. It's like, yeah. It's hard to turn that into a joke. Yeah, of course. Almost important.

And that kept happening. Should have been born in Sweden, you dumb bitch. That kept happening so we had to stop doing that. But we were in Spokane, Washington, which I'm going to take a quick detour here. Oh, please. We're in Spokane, Washington. Which we will be back. Yeah.

Well-Red Comedy.com. W-E-L-R-E-D comedy.com. I don't know if I should tell this whole story. We're in Spokane. Can you should. You think so? Of course. All right.

What? You think it's going to get around to him? I mean, it's the same club, ain't it? Who gets it? All right. Anyway, we're in Spokane. You can't start it and take it back. Don't be an issue.

We'll either sell tickets or we want. I'm going to get back to the main store in a minute, but we were in Spokane and we got there and the server came back there and was talking to us and was like clarifying. He's like, you guys are well-read comedy. You guys like liberal rednecks, whatever. We're like, yeah, yeah. And he was like piecing it all together.

And he goes, yeah our owner the owner of the club he was like because we had asked where's you know where's he at what the record we'd met him briefly because he showed us where to park when we got there we got there we met him

and he was like yeah we're going he goes oh he he he left and we're like okay is he normally do that or whatever he's like no he left because because he found out that you guys are liberals and he's already into that

and then he goes and we're like well yeah that's kind of our whole thing and he was like he was like yeah he didn't know that he thought he saw well-red and he was under the impression that you guys were native americans like well-red r-edd like well-red skin i guess is what he thought it was a native american would name their he was like he thought you guys were natives and that was your whole thing when he found out the deal he had to bounce and we were like all right so we went up there and did the show talking about wampum and stuff, you know, but, uh, gave away blankets instead of t-shirts.

Yeah, but, but we went up there and did the show. And that's, that's all fine. But we went up there and did the show. It was fine. And, uh, show went fine. We, we were still doing the Q&A at the end. And during the Q&A, this lady raised her hand, we called on her. And she goes, she was like, hey, we know one of the same people. There's a guy, uh, I believe you guys know him. His name's Wade Cardwell. And we, we, we were like, Spokane Washington. And we were like, Spokane Washington. as far away for fucking chickenmock of Georgia as you could get. And we were like, and we were just like, oh shit, you know Wade.

Oh, damn, Wade, whatever. And I swear to God, she goes, she goes, yeah, I know Wade. He sexually harassed me every day for seven straight weeks when I was in Georgia working on this fucking Sarah or whatever. That checks out. Like, y'all remember that right. Of course I do. Like, it was something like that.

Wade had very much offended this woman every day for weeks. He had raped for his dog. But here's the thing. I brought that up to Wade. And I mentioned her by name, which I will not do right now out of respect for her and the fact that I don't remember her name. And I was like, hey, Wade, we were in Spokane and we met somebody that knows you. And he was just like, I get around, you know?

What are you going to do? And I was like, yeah. I know that you don't really know how you come across to some people, because that's the thing. Like, again, by the way, anyone sexually harasses somebody, that is bad. That is bad, and we're not trying to celebrate that.

I will say that Wade just kind of behaves in a way that is sexually harassing to the world. And if you're a woman, then you just kind of... He literally molested a dog. He jacks him off and gives him ficton. He's like, that's what I'm saying. Like, he would do this to a dog. Like, it's just how he is.

And sometimes you get... sucked up in his his fucking bullshit hurricane and he don't mean bad but again this is very apologetic but anyways I told him all this and he goes oh word she said that and I was like yeah what happened he goes

oh we were working on this thing and god damn every day I just kept trying to get her to go to the fucking delto store with me and pick one out what the fuck I was like that's what the fuck Wade you can't do that shit and he's just like oh god damn pieces Pussies, blah, blah, blah, blah, as if during the 70s, everybody was just walking around just like, hey, y'all want to go to the Dildo store.

But, yeah, that's just how that dude rolls. That was a classic example of our Q&As, you know what I mean? Because, like, she said that. We're like, oh, yeah, Wade. Yeah, this will be good. And then she says that, and everybody in the room was just like, oh, well, listen, listen, Wade is, you know. She's a friend of a friend, really. You know how Wade is.

We know him on Mama, South of Sam. Really, fuck my grandma. Can we get some Indians in here? Yeah. that's what I say. Sorry we're not Native Americans who don't molest people

but what are you going to do? Yeah, that always cracked me up that like, again, like the owner of a club booked an act. Like straight up

booked the act and was just like, yeah, but that's as much as I'm going to look into anything at all. He never saw a photo.

That's the thing. I mean, now, now granted, we do look like several people who claim to be 1116th Cherokee.

You know what You're from the South. You know, fucking all these white people. Everybody. Everybody's Creek or Cherokee. And by street joke, what do you call 16 white people in a room together? I don't know. A full-blooded Cherokee.

Yeah, there you go. Because, you know, it's a thing. It is a thing. But it's always interesting because, like, you never hear any redneck claim to be part Native American until the Cleveland Indians are about to change their team name. And then they're like, oh, I'm fucking part Native American. I'm like, wait. why haven't you ever brought this up before?

Like you never said this. Like when we was watching you know dances with wolves you didn't say shit. No one was ever like that's my people. But as soon as you're like no this is just kind of offensive

like well I'm not offended by this and I'm a goddamn Indian. It's like I don't think that you are because you'd probably use the different phrase. Also like you watch a lot of John Wayne movies like who are you rooting for? Like that's a very weird like you can't be both of those things.

You know what I'm saying? I'd like to pick a side you simple motherfucker. I'd like to shout out Aunt Donna real quick, who had all the Indian figurines. We've been claiming that since 62. She has Betty Boop tattoos, tribal tattoos. She's dead now from a stroke, but she used to sell

pills out of the trailer. Exactly. She used to sell pills out of her trailer. She'd been claiming to be Cherokee since the 70s, bro. Oh, dude, talk to my dad about this shit. He'll bring, I mean, he will like soggy snook. Yeah, he'll, dude, my fucking dad, yeah, for those of you that don't know. That's an and Dan. Yeah, my...

I've brought this shit up to my dad, and my dad will be like, no, God damn it. I am part Cherokee, and my mom at one point had more Cherokee in her than anybody on that actual goddamn tribe. Soggy Sunuk used to call her goddamn house every night drunk. His grandma was an Indian horror. Yeah. Just the same grandma on a footway? Yeah.

She had more Indian than her. But again, Dad only ever brings it up when we're just like, I don't think you're Indian. You know what I mean? Like, I feel like I would be saying that more often. Have you done one of those little DNA ancestry? I have. Have you done it? Well, you got to get your dad to do one. No, I mean, like, my wife's family was like that, and they did it, and they are actually

Middle Eastern, and they're also a little racist, so it was hilarious. Yeah, it was a hard day. Yeah, it was a hard day. It just doesn't make sense, because, like, in any, like, if I found out I was enough black to say that shit, you know what I mean? In Word City, baby. I'm saying, like, time to wrap. Yeah, whole new half hour, bitch, you know what I mean?

Like, I'd be shopping too. Like, I'm just saying like, you think looking like you, if you just had it, you just carry it with you? I would have to. Yeah. Do you have an N-word pass? Yeah, I got it from Ancestry.com. Well, we don't have to do the test. I've seen him naked.

He ain't. Yeah, you're right. I'm just saying, though, like, if you was, like, clearly you're not proud of it. If it only gets brought up whenever you're trying to defend some fucking shitty team changing their goddamn logo. Right. I don't, that doesn't make any sense. Like, why wouldn't you be bragging about it at other times? Why wouldn't you be talking about like,

we made y'all's Alphabet? First of all, you wouldn't come to Thanksgiving. Right. For sure. You know, you've been in every Thanksgiving. For sure. Well, and it's not like you can say, well, they don't want to be associated with people who lost the war because they love the fucking Confederacy too.

Love it. Love it. No, none of that, just none of that shit has ever made sense to me. Like, again, I'm sure that some of them, like, are, that has to be true for some people because like we are in a place where there was Native Americans and of course they fuck somebody's mamma. Dude, I think it was dances with wolves. Dances with wolves like, yeah, of course they did.

Yeah, of course they did. A lot of rape. Yeah. Dances with wolves kind of changed the narrative on, oh, it's cool to be Native American. And I think that there's, but he weren't though. No, but like it was the first movie that kind of empathized with the native side. I was going to go with Indian in the cupboard. Well, I was going to, is that true?

Like I just always felt like that was just a thing. It was so funny because it's like if you bring up not saying redskins or whatever to these papals and stuff that I earned fucking bullshit back in my day. But I always remember like people loved being part Indian. People collected Indian money and all that shit. And on an arrow. Dream catchers. Arrow heads and all that shit. People love that shit.

Yeah, yeah. No, the thing I made up, no, it ain't real at all. That's what your question was like, because you're real, I don't really think it was a damn of rules. I already forgot what I asked you. Can we agree that the Washington football team is a weak-ass fucking name, though? For sure.

I think it's funny. I was actually about to ask you about. It is funny, and I agree with you that, like, that's a weak-ass name, but, like, it's a soccer thing. Still, it shouldn't be the red skin. It's a soccer thing, right? It feels like Michael Scott named it. What do you think?

I was about, you know, I was about to ask you what you think about, like, all the Guardians and the Cleveland, Indians, you're now the Cleveland Guardians and that whole thing. Because, like, with the football team, I'm not, I'm not a fan of any NFC East team. Right, right. Yeah, fuck them off. But to me, I think it's funny. It's funny to me.

They were just like, we can come up with it. So, like, so for me, as somebody has no investment in that, or that division at all or whatever, I hope they leave it that way. Right. Because I continue to find it humorous. Of course. It is funny. But I'm not saying it's a great name.

But then today, literally two days. the Cleveland Indians changed their name to the Cleveland Guardians because there's a bridge in Cleveland that leads straight to the stadium and it has statues on it of these... Where all the Browns fans jump off every... Yeah, right. Bridge of tears. It has statues on it of these big, like, old Roman warrior-looking guys,

and those guys are called the Guardians. So they're now the Cleveland Guardians. And I'm just wondering, Conrad, how you feel about all that? That hit for you? Well, I mean, here's the thing. Like, if something offends anybody, why do we have to have it? Right. It's a team name.

Who gives a shit? Who cares? That's not why you're the fan of that team. And if it is, that's weak. At the same time, though, I mean, I do feel bad for, like, Jerry Lawler, who we know has literally every piece of Indian material there is. Sure. Every jersey and every hat.

Isn't it worth more now? But he still gets to have it. Yeah, yeah. And I also'm saying, if you wear it next season, don't fuck with that guy. Right. He's been a fan of his whole life, and he spent $40 on that. that shit, let him rock it or whatever. Right. Right. No, I understand that and that's like, I mean, you know, I'm not going to act like if someone didn't gift me a full bird Confederate

uniform that I wouldn't like kind of want to hang it up in my house. You'd have on stage tonight. You got damn right I would have. But like shit like that can be cool, especially now it's like, hey, they don't do this anymore. So this is kind of like vintage. As long as you're not like, I don't know, I don't know. Let me give me an example. When they painted it up, over the General Lee, that was some bullshit. You know what I mean? Like, that was a fucking TV show we grew up on. But at the same time, I

was a little redneck kid who grew up watching the show, and I didn't think anybody was offended by it, and so I didn't fucking know better. Of course. Right. If I had that movie car, I ain't fucking painting the roof. This is what it was back then. Of course. But at the same time, like, if you watched that show and if you were a fan of that show,

and you want to act like the reason that you were a fan of that show was solely because of that's bullshit. That's bullshit. That's bullshit. Yeah. That's all I'm saying. Like, that's bullshit. And if you're a, I'm an Indians fan and name only.

Like I was telling these guys earlier, like, if the fucking, if they decided to change the Titans name tomorrow. Yeah. It wouldn't hit for me mainly because it would be, there's no reason. Like, it's not like Titans have been. Tell that to the Oilers. But, yeah. Okay.

There you go. Everybody was like, whatever, they're going to Nashville, they're changing shit. If the Titans changed their name tomorrow, I would, it wouldn't hit for me because I'd be like, I know them as the Titans. but I'd be over it in a day and then I'd be like go fucking whatever like that I'm not in it for the goddamn name you've been to my little basement or whatever

I've got a collection of football helmets down there and one of them is a Super Bowl helmet from the Washington Redskins so when all that happens one of my woke friends said hey we're gonna do with that helmet and I'm like dust it every week or so

it's the same as it was when that happens yeah yeah yeah that doesn't mean shit to me that's fine like some like an o jirthy or a or like fucking nazi memorabilia or something you want to mean it's like you're not like well i mean that's a bit of that's a bit of that's a bit of extreme that's a little bit of well no but so like i've said this story on i think on here before like i have a i have a handgun that i inherited from my papal and he was like this is a war war war two handgun it was a german thing or whatever and i i'm not into guns but i have this gun and i told my buddy who

is into guns about it and he was like holy shit and he comes over and looks at it and he pulls the clip out not loaded but just the empty clip the empty magazine or whatever and he was like look at this and it's got a there's a fucking swastika that I hadn't seen and like

I saw that and I was like god damn but dude I'm not gonna like I think the difference is is that you're not giving the Nazis any money by having it you know what I mean? Right if you go buy new Cleveland Indian shit just to be like, fuck y'all.

Like, you know, when everybody's like, oh, Chick-fil-A's donating a bunch of money to anti-gay shit, let's all line up and buy chicken sandwiches. But if you bought one right before you heard that shit, you don't have to throw the sandwich out the goddamn window. You already fucking, like, all them motherfuckers burn in their Nike socks. You already fucking spent the money on it. Like, keep it.

That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. The difference is intent to me. Yes, right? Absolutely. And so, like, you know, if me and you were, well, you get what I'm saying. I just think intent is the whole deal. me and you talk to each other like assholes. Of course. So you answer the phone and I'll say, hey, what's up, cocksucker?

Right. But if we're in the lobby and somebody says, hey, you coxucker, we're like, what the fuck do you say? But we laugh when we, because we know the intent. Of course. Context and intent is everything. The things that especially, I'm sure you too, especially being a fucking wrestling podcast.

I'm sure it's the exact same thing. Sure. As comedians, the shit that comedians say to each other is vile. Vile. The worst. But that's the. context of our relationship and we're all on the same case.

And we didn't want it to get out there. We all know that this is cool to say. Because we know each other and it's fine. We understand that. But if other people heard it, they would be like holy fucking shit. And it was never meant to be heard by anybody else.

But you're not sitting there walking around with your fucking swastika gun. You know what I mean? It's just a thing that you have at your house that you're like, hey, this is a part of history. This is fine. You know, there's a huge difference between if there's a Confederate statue or whatever

in the confines of a museum or a national park or whatever, instead of just putting one right in front of a fucking Ben and Jerry's just to fucking intimidate people. Let me ask you this. What do you all think about the Braves? I don't know how to feel about that because

now I'll tell you this. Here's how I feel about the Braves. But let me also preface this by saying I'm a white motherfucker. So if somebody tells me you're dumb for saying this. I'll be like, cool, I'm dumb for saying this. To me, the Tomahawk chop, the Tomahawk chop, that's a bit much. And the Braves organization said, we don't want y'all doing that shit no more. What else can they do? That's all they can do is say stop moving. Right, right. And they can stop putting the actual, you know, like the red face,

blah, blah, blah. But the name Braves should be fine, shouldn't it? And I think it is, but I think what happens is it gets wrapped up in all that shit. But like to me, because I had, I wore a Braves hat in a video that I did and I got like two, like, well, maybe two or three, but like we're talking out of like several hundred, it was nobody

saying a goddamn word. So I was just like, what the fuck ever, who cares? But they were like, I can't, I'm going to unfollow you because you support a racist team. And I was like, and I tried to have open dialogue with him and I was like, hey, here's the thing, like, per my knowledge, and again, white

man like explain this to me and I swear to God I'll go I don't know shit. Per my knowledge the thing that everybody had a problem was with was with the Tomahawk chop and the organization literally said we no longer encourage people to do that we're not playing that shit if those assholes are still doing it fuck them they can't do anything about that but the name Braves is not a slur that's not an epithet or anything so like I what's like but it's still wrapped up in it. What's like the Red Old Miss the rebels yeah like to me just the mask the name Rebels

should be fine. They had Johnny Reb the fuck whatever. To rebel is Star Wars. They're not fucking cancel on that shit. They got rid of that guy. And to me, once they got rid of that guy, I'm like, okay, you're good then.

Rebels is fine. Because Rebel, like you said, it could be Star Wars. Yeah, to rebel. To rebel against whatever. It's like, once you get rid of the explicit Confederate imagery or whatever, just stick him with rebels, there's nothing.

wrong with that. Right. But again, like, the name Braves, I don't think anyone's ever said it's the name Braves. It's when they put the red face dude on the front, it's when they do the, oh, and like that, I, like, hearing it now, I'm like, oh shit, yeah. Like, but again, when we were kids, oh, fire, justice was in the box, that was hitting. Of course. Of course. Of course it was hitting. Yeah. But I mean, when we were kids and we were watching old Skinner's shit and they had the fucking flag behind them, that shit was bad. Because we were fucking, it was super bad, but we were young and we didn't know and like of us no go ahead but we have access to know now of course yeah yeah yeah you're right we didn't then but i mean like we're talking about this this

is the issue with it it is rad like spartans and fucking you know spartan shit hits you know like all that shit is rad but then like when you do the indian stuff it's like and here they are right outside of the stadium or at the game i just i wanted to like read up and make sure that this was accurate So I just typed some stuff in and was looking at it. And it's true. A lot of Native Americans don't like the name Braves or the Tomahawk Chalk because it, like, permeates the warrior myth or whatever. A lot of other Native Americans are fine with the term Braves because they think it's positive,

but hate the Tomahawk Chalk because it's goofy and they, you know, blah, blah, blah. And then a few other ones are like, yeah, whatever. You know, it's not, it's not like explicitly racist, like the fucking big, lip, weird Indian thing that the Cleveland Indians have for a long time. So it's like a complex thing But going back to what Conrad said earlier It's like well if anybody's offended And you know

And they're there I mean that's what's weird That's what's weird about Native American History Museums That's what it's like hey look at all this shit we stole Come on in It's like a fucking trophy case The fact that they're not dead

And that their culture still lives on And we turn it into a caricature Is odd Like at the very least That's an odd thing It's got to be odd And like the first thing that came up Was a story about a guy

Who was a Native American brought a bunch of kids of the game, they know they were called the Braves, they were having a good time until the ha-ha started. Yeah, it's a bit much. And the kids, and that's the thing. If you're nine and you know something's weird,

and no one taught you that. Right, yeah. Like, PC culture didn't teach you that's weird. You just were like, oh, fuck, they're making fun of my uncle or whatever. Right. It's fucked up. Like, that's fucked up.

Dude, for sure, man. And again, like, I sincerely mean this. I've been a fan of the Braves my entire life. They've been the Braves my entire life. if they fucking said, hey, we're going to change our name to the... Atlanta baseball team. I don't give a fuck. That doesn't make me not like the...

But Terry Biffel's and still the man. Yeah. Of course. Who gives a shit? It was never... I love the name the Braves. That's why I love David Justice because it was the brave. I don't give a fuck.

You could call them the Braves and get rid of the Indian imagery too. Somebody said just that was my favorite thing on Reddit was somebody goes, keep the name Redskins, but just make the logo a potato. A potato. And then you can just keep everything. The thing about that, like, but the thing that you can like, you can, uh, the, the team itself, like Corey said, they like officially came out and said, hey, don't do that anymore. Yeah, right. The thing that upset that kid. Right. But like these fucking drunk motherfuckers at the stadium. That honest, arguably made it worse. They keep, yeah, yeah, telling them not to do it. I mean. And if you change the name of it would make it worse for a year or two. I mean, and that's how that's how that fucking group of people work. Like when Morgan Wallen, you know, and he's apologized, whatever. I'm not going to see here and shit on Morgan Wallen.

But when Morgan Wallen got caught on tape, you know, saying the N-word or whatever, I remember having this conversation with my mom. She's like, oh, yeah, that country singer, he just got caught saying the N-word. So he's about to be canceled. And I go, Mom, I don't know if you know the bass, but that motherfucker's about to have a hit record when he shouldn't have a hit record. And she's like, you really think so with this PC culture. And I go, whatever.

And then he sold albums like that ass. Literally the next week they were like, Morgan Wallen has the top fucking hit. And I told her, I said, mom, there's motherfuckers that are literally buying his record for spite. They're literally going, I don't even know who this fucking guy is, but he said the N-word, and everybody's mad that he said the N-word. And I think you should be able to say the N-word, therefore I'm going to buy his goddamn record. That's why, on some level, a lot of this is dumb because it's a culture war kind of designed to get us at each other's throat. I mean, look, my opinion is if Native Americans don't want you to do it, then change the fucking name.

But whether we do or not, I guarantee you to a man that 90% of them, because they're human beings. would be like, hey, how about we get some reparations, get some of our fucking land back, and we don't have to live in a goddamn desert, and we can talk about health care and we don't have to have a fucking casino to be able to afford to eat. Or do it in quiet. Just change the fucking name and don't tell nobody.

Just the next year, just start selling jerseys they're different and see what the fuck happens. Or, I mean, you know, my idea about resources. But yeah, I was being realistic. But I'm just saying, like, wouldn't that affect more of people's fucking lives? Of course. Of course. If the, if the fucking Cleveland Indians were like, okay, hey, here's the deal.

We're also going to allocate some of the jersey sales to this. Not some. Do it all. Right. Let them have it. Yeah, right. Your face. Right.

But again, that ain't ever going to happen. So, guardians, you know what I mean? And also, they're still going to fucking lose. You know what I'm saying? Like, who gives a shit? Do you all think that type of thing will continue? Because I've heard, like, that specific culture war or a culture war? No, no, no.

This isn't about. This isn't about Native Americans, but I'm saying, like, They are. For sure. Will that continue? the chiefs probably are next, but I'm talking, you know, our buddy fucking smart Mark,

our Mark Aegee, our friend, but he was saying that some people, I guess, and I hadn't even heard this, are upset about the Tennessee volunteers, who should just be abolished at this point, not the basketball, not the basketball team,

but the football team. We're basketball school now. Football team, where are they even doing? I don't even want to talk about that. I didn't know we had a football team. Tennessee volunteers, like, Apparently the origin of that, the volunteered, oh, they volunteered for a racist war.

They volunteered for a war, like the thing with the Alamo helping Texas and shit. I thought you all volunteered to get that ass whoops in Tuscal. We do every single day. You're right. Or every single day. Brett, but. Let's take a break from the podcast real quick so that we can talk about the people that make our particular brand of lunacy even possible. The people that pay for this show, first up is Helix mattresses.

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Yeah. That's what we are taught. Yale, Mexicans. But, but, but so that's my point is like, I feel like what we're taught is like, that's what we're doing the state. We step up, we answer the call. That's what volunteer means. And some people are saying it's like, yeah, this. the origin of it was people volunteering to help Texas to fight a war against Mexico.

But the Spanish, though, right? So they could keep having slaves. Oh. So it's like, so it's like that's the origin of it, which means that's fucked up. But my whole thing has been like, but that, that's not the only, that's not the only meaning of that word. And I could tell you as a kid who grew, you want to get into what the Patriots did? As a kid who grew up in Tennessee, you're not, that's not what the word means anymore. Like that might be the origin of it, but that's not what it means anymore.

Right. And so it's like, you know, I don't know. Do you think that it could go down that line? It will. Right. Well, and see, I'm saying I think there has to be a line that's drawn somewhere. Well, and there won. And that line should be volunteers.

Did you meet Phil? Did you mean he went by Phil from Chico on stage in New York, Phil, he worked at the creek in the cave? Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, he had a great bit when that first was going, being brought up where he was like, okay, instead of changing the redskins and the Indians, why don't we change the Vikings and the Cowboys? Because they raped and murdered everybody. All the people who murdered Indians.

They're white at least, you know. But isn't, I mean, isn't that kind of celebrating murder? No, dude, I agree with you in the sense of like. Like you said the Spartans earlier. The Spartans fucking murdered their own babies and threw them off the fucking cliff. I'll bring it out a little bit further to get kind of. more personal to us is when I see people, when we're promoting shows, and I'm like, hey, we're going to be in Birmingham, hey, we're going to be in Atlanta. And people were like,

really, y'all are doing shows in Georgia right now? Really? You're doing shows in Alabama right now? That's fucking stupid. It is fucking stupid. But let's pull it back a little bit and kind of go with what you're just saying about the Vikings and shit. They're like, I can't believe that y'all would support. Do you know what Georgia did to blah, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, okay, they're both in America. America's done all this shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, at what fucking point do we have to just like not do shows in America because America is

the fuck that's a state in America Georgia is no more fucked up than the fucking the sum of the parts or whatever the fuck is all I'm saying but I think you because you're like a sweetheart you react to some of that stuff in a way where you like are giving people the benefit of the doubt

and also like I think you have this chip on your shoulder slash whatever about like you know oh I didn't look man those people are fucking dumb, tell them their fuck. Because here's why, if a Native American guy is saying, I brought kids to this baseball game and that shit, that, oh, I made them sad, that's a legit issue

where you have to explain to your kid, I'm sorry they made a mockery of your culture and it's already weird to be you in this fucking country. Whereas, this is some fucking person from Connecticut going, why are you enjoying, fuck that person. No, no, I know. They're stupid. For the record, like, please don't think that I'm comparing the plights

of any of that shit. I'm not at all. But I'm saying we have to, as human beings. Some person in Connecticut. That's a lot of people. Right, but we have to be able to contextualize this shit. Otherwise, all we're going to do is end up fighting in culture wars over and over again, why the fucking rich get richer and make money off us fighting with each other.

We have to be able to contextualize shit. Sometimes shit is legitimate, and we have to talk about it and work it out and think about it. And sometimes you just don't. You just don't have to listen to fucking dumb people, man. You know what I learned today? I learned that wrestling podcasts have more comedy in them than comedy podcasts. that's hilarious Jesus Christ, this is sobering.

That is sobering would be a good name for our podcast. Remember that time Wade Cardwell jacked off a dog? Let's get into it. Let's get into it. We actually are going to take a break here real quick.

We'll be right back after this. Who's that? Matt Mitchell? Fuck you. He is indeed. Speaking of a stunning man, there is DJ Lewis, everybody, on the well-read podcast.

Oh, we already on? All right, let me take it back right fast. Now, I'm going to tell you all about goddamn, my pop-all man, he said that he was fucking a Cherokee. And he used to bitch about it all the goddamn time because he couldn't grow a fucking beard. Yeah, that's a thing. And I think it is their fault.

That's why... It is their fault, that's a huge reason my dad claims that he is. It's like, why can you explain why I can't grow a beard? Yeah, man. Yeah, man, that's fucking weird. But I never heard anything else about it. Because they don't grow beards, do they? Grow corn all day, but not beard.

Never once. You can just grow fucking corn. They grow anything in the world except for beards. Yeah, man. I ain't that wild. That is wild. But is that way, like, evolutionary speaking. Buddy, you know, I have no idea.

But that is a thing, I think. I would say, like, with the evolutionary speaking, like, people that live outside in the heat all the time, like, it just didn't, that's not a thing. I don't know about that, man. Black people grow beards? Yeah, black people. Yeah.

Dude, Middle Eastern motherfuckers. The good desert beard. Saudi's, Saudi's grow beards all that damn day. Yeah, really, except for like they, they chill with the food man's. They do chill with the foo man's. Yeah. The funny ones.

Yeah. I've never seen, I've never seen. I don't think it's an outside in the heat type thing. Well, I don't know. I'm just fucking spitball and shit here. I'm just literally like, what about a ball in? I've always heard like, no hair on top.

Yeah. Put a fucking beard on the brave guy, on them jersey so we're good to go. There you go. They're like, oh yeah, we're the Atlanta Danny Trejo's. This is awesome. That'd be a way ratter name, honestly. What all would your papal get into on his bitching

about his... I don't know, man, but if you're just going to fucking start naming your goddamn team shit, I mean... My Papa? Yeah, yeah, I mean, you sort of opened up that. Oh, yeah, no, I was just... He bitched about goddamn not growing a beard,

and that was the only thing I ever heard about any type of Native American, any type of thing like that. What else did your papaw bitch about? Yeah. Fucking snakes. And they got out, go out to yard.

Now, you can tell I got that poisonous snake by shaving. Pobba, you can see the fucking shave of his head. You're too damn close. We get the fuck out of here. You know what I mean? Yeah. You remember that cousin Ricky bit when he was talking about,

he was hanging out with Steve Irwin, and he was just like, oh, no, that snake, that won't hurt. And he's like, I ain't got fucking. fucking time to be a zoologist Steve. Hell, I've stepped on an old garden hose and about killed my fucking self running off a cliff.

Any snake has to die. And I agree with that. I put up some fucking videos before of like, I'll be in the park and I'll see a snake and I'll be like, I'll just put the video up and I'll be like, oh, goddamn, I ain't coming here no more. And they're like, that's a fine snake. It's okay. Yeah, yeah, man, we got

them bad in the park. People fucking love them black snakes and I reckon you do need them because, dude, if we didn't have them motherfuckers imagine the size of the rats we'd have in fucking Chickamauga battlefield. Oh no I hear you I'm not just gonna go out on yeah but we could just kill the rats too yeah we could just kill all of it's hard to kill a rat just get some more cats we've been trying to kill rats for centuries

then we got we already got so many goddamn cats no keep making cats fuck and kill the rats and the snakes and it'll all be fine it won't happen I'm running for mayor of Chickamauga I mean if I'm you ever got to fight with a audio clown? Because if not, you ain't going to win. I mean, if somebody came up to me and said, what would you like more of fucking rats or snakes? I'd be like, rats, that's fine.

I'll say, listen, what we can do about the goddamn chicken situation first, for we even go down the fucking rat and cat fucking rabbit? We're all running for mayor of Chickamauga right now, and this is our What's the chicken problem, DJ? This is what we're arguing about. Let's hear your platform. I have in your yard. I've noticed that there's plenty of...

Some bits came over with chicken fishing. That's a, tell them that story. It's never seemed like a problem, I guess, is my point. Shit. Y'all got chicken problem? Yeah, man. What's your chicken problem? The fucking issue is that they started fucking fighting chickens and they, everybody's fine, which is fine, that's fine.

That sounds like a human problem. Well, except for they keep breeding them and shit and then they don't have the space and then they just keep fucking. And then they get out in the yard. And now we have a fucking massive amount of just feral chickens which run amuck. And you're saying this started with people who were fighting chickens like in a rancher. cockfighting. Not like these people were fist fighting the chickens. They were doing that too.

They were doing that too. You got to get them in the pen somehow. And that mother-law are right open. 24-7. Tell them about that old boy that came over and we came chicken fish. Yeah, so this mother-voker just pulls up at the house one day. So we got them everywhere, man. This mother pulled up.

DJ and Dre was giving them psychedelic mushrooms to see what happened. So the chickens kept up. Yeah, so we had a bunch of old mushrooms. Yeah, but it's the chickens fall. blaming everybody else. For the chicken problem. These goddamn chickens that we put on mushrooms and fall.

They fight by themselves. That's all them motherfuckers do is fucking fuck. That's all they fuck. He was giving them mushrooms to bring peace among the chicken people. Y'all, like, y'all check this shit out. I love thinking about the chickens in the trailer part just going, we learned it from y'all. Yeah, I'm out there with like two fucking LED lights spinning around.

Check this out. Fucking chicken just tripping out. Fucking goat. Right there, Falcons, catching drums out of the sky. All they've seen is fighting and fucking. You live in the goddamn dream, baby. All right. Man comes over because you got them chickens in your yard.

Yes, indeed. Is this your chickens? No, sir. Can I get them chickens? Is this like the chicken police? Who is this? Yeah, we got that. This, buddy.

I mean, no, no, no, no, no, no. The chicken sheriff. No, no, no, man. This is a free agent right here. This is this a motherfucker's coping out the area. You know what I'm saying? He noticed. He's the saddest of chicken work needs to be done.

Yeah, man, he was rolling around. He's like, you know, this right in. The chicken Pancartons. Yeah, he probably already marked out different fucking, I imagine that he had been going through blocks and was like, no, I need to get into this. And don't think that this motherfucker did not have his shit together. Because indeed, he did.

He pulls up into his fucking van, right? About 40 kids fucking roll out of them, dirty as fuck. Start playing in the yard. We don't give a fuck. They stole our potato chips. It was fucking weird. They stole your potato chips. They went in the house, stole some cookies.

They picked up some of Dre's art, which was like those baby dolls. You know what I'm like? Mama, she keeps. killed a baby. Yeah, she killed a baby. Y'all killed babies? Yeah, like, what? No, no.

Drey's line that was so funny was, I started filming back because I realized 40 dirty ass, poor kids rode out of this van, came in my house, started judging me like I'm the weirdo. Yeah, man, and they was just going wild all in the yard. Meanwhile, the dude,

he got a rooster, right? He's got this rooster. He's got a fucking rope tied around his leg. He goes out into the yard. He slings this fucking rooster out there. and all of a sudden, here comes another rooster, comes up. Oh, yeah.

Chicken fishing, yeah. Chicken fishing. Yeah, surfing turf. Trees, he fucking fishing them from underneath cars. This motherfucker's on top of it. Clear my whole fucking neighborhood up. Why are they coming at the rooster? Because they're like, oh, you're trying to talk shit, motherfucker?

Like, I'm saying, you say he's got a rooster on a rope. On a strength. And he throws the rooster out there. Slings. Slings. In order to fish the other chickens. My favorite chat is my favorite. Why do they come at the rooster?

Are they trying to get fucked or are they trying to whip his ass? Oh, yeah, they're trying to whoop his ass. Yeah, no, they're trying to whip his ass. Now, he'll get to, like, the hens and shit, because the rooster will chase the hens around, so the, the hands will come his way. You know, they'll definitely be brought some of his way. Yeah, he's out there. Yeah, he's the cock of the wall.

But as far as, like, the motherfucker and the other roosters in the area, they're trying to fucking fight. Because he's going to fuck all their bitches. And again, what's this man's title? Like, what's he? Chicken fisherman. Chicken fisher. Chicken fisher.

Yeah, ambassador of chicken fisher. Yeah. Did he have a card or anything? Oh, dude, no, he ain't had, no, he ain't a card. But then this motherfucker shows up the next day in the morning. And we were like, no, sir, that's enough chickens for you. We don't even have any fucking chickens yet left. But it was wild, man.

Went to the chicken well too many times. Yeah, man. You didn't have no chickens left? No, man, I'm up going to swing the dust out. He's doing a good job, right? Indeed, I have never. I would fucking recommend him to anybody. Except for the fact that when the fucking...

But chickens kill snakes too. Yeah. Chill the fuck out of snakes. But... That's the thing, though, is like we're like, okay, we got to have the chickens to kill the snakes. We've got to have the snakes to kill the rats. We've got to have the rats to fuck it.

Like, at what point... Then you put out the rat poison. It makes the goddamn chickens fucking crazy as fuck. Have you seen what we did to bees? We can handle this shit. You know what I mean? What? Taking care of...

I'm just saying like we can... What are the bees? You're not seeing what's been happening with bees? Bees are dying. Bees are dying, dude. They got fucking robot bees. It's like off Ritchie Rich and shit like that. Tracy said, what do they do to bees?

Yeah, I didn't know that. You didn't know this? And I'm going to speak, bees are dying all over the place. Dude, they're fucking literally, like it's like a goddamn Black Mirror episode. Like, the government is trying to figure out how to make robotic bees that can pollinate flowers because there's not enough bees. Why can we just pollinate flowers? Why do we need the bees?

That's what I'm saying. Just go out there and just fucking bees and just do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, beat on a goddamn, yeah, beat on a goddamn little. My dad said a hornet's nest on fire yesterday. Just torched it. And see, that's another thing with like, with like honey bees, you get it. Like, okay, honey, they make the honey. And then with like, but wasp, what's that all about?

You know what I'm saying? Dad was like, I'm going to kill his hornet's nest. You're going to get mad at me? I was like, I don't know. I don't get a fuck on. He's asking his queer son. Yeah. Hey, now I kill these hornets, you.

My pussy-ass boys here are going to. You're going to be upset if I kill these hornets? That's what he does. He does it to Andy worse. Andy will be like, we're going to have meat. Is that okay? Is that all right with you? Good bit, Dad.

Fucking hippie. I think the cow got stung. Does that help? You're going to cry if I kill these hornets? Yeah, that's pretty much it. That's pretty much it. He thinks it's as funny as you do. Because it's fucking hilarious.

That's pretty good. My dad's funny, dude. Torch the shit of them hornets, so. Maybe it was dropping out while they're on fire? With what? I think that's fine. Lighter fluid? Yeah.

Starter fluid. Man, I, I mean, yeah, man, you can't fuck with no walls, but I'm sure they fucking need to be around, man. All that shit need to be around. Absolutely. Well, yeah, I mean, I guess. And we don't need more robots, that's for sure. That's a big of fucking fact.

Dude, did you see that? DJ, I want to get you started on robots now that we're here. Did you see the video of that new Boston Dynamics where they've got those robots dancing, like, in sync to, like, all this shit. Not, Marr fuel. And, like, but, dude, they share it, like, ain't this something great? As if we, as if none of us have seen any black mirror, as if none of us have been, like, watching I robot. Like, do you feel like they genuinely think this will hit for people?

Or it's one of them things where they're like, let's keep leaking this robot footage to keep the people scared of the robots? Buddy, I'm 100% sure that it hits very hard for people. I think that robot, I think that like there is a percentage of us who are out here. Like, I mean, like, I really honestly do. It's like, I'm really starting to believe, like, the majority of individuals out there just like, yeah, man, fucking, you know, yeah, this is cool.

Let the fucking billionaires of space. But I feel like there's two different types of people. There's like the people who were like, have been for years going to, the robots are going to take our jobs, right? And then there. But they should take our jobs. Yeah, the ones that suck. Let them have our job.

Our jobs don't hit. They don't hit. But as long as we can, like, not be dead. My point is, though, is like, there's the people who are like, the robots are going to take our jobs, fuck robots. And then there's the other sect of people who are like huge fans of Black Mirror and huge fans of like Reddit rabbit holes where they're like, dude, this is just them trying to get the cyborg overlords to fucking take us into some Doctor Who shit.

That's already happening. We might as well Stop working and fuck That's what I'm saying Like I kind of just believe that like Boston Dynamics and them are just like Paid for by the government just to like continue to Fucking scare us and shit

Well I don't think it's for that I think at this point in time with everything Burning and flooding and everything else You might as well watch some robots dance What the fuck? You know what I'm saying? Like everything's on fire We're all dying

Fucking make them fuck Make them dance Well yeah but like that's what they show you Yeah like that's what they show you It's not but like when they show you robots When they show you robots When they show you robots When they show you

robots dancing and fucking. It's not like they were sitting in the lab and that's what they've been working on. Like, hey, we're going to make these robots. Like, that's the shit they show us. Right. You know what I'm saying? Like, the other shit, like, I don't know. I don't know how to feel about that.

Oh, they're being a bird. I mean, the drone's a robot. My thing with them videos and then Boston Dynamics videos is there's always some dude who's showing off like the balance of the robot by like fucking slapping it with a broom. Yeah, yeah. It's like, look how I can hold its balance. And I'm just like, the ball's on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

Just sit there and wait to the next generation. It's like, he's going to remember. You're begging to get terminated, dude. You're the, you're going to be the first one on the list. Yeah, man. Yeah, he's going to remember when he gets sentient, that's the first dude he's going to. Like, I ain't trying to bully robots, dude. I didn't even try to teach him about vats.

I'm like, hey, y'all need to learn how to hug and shit. Yeah, kiss him. You know, we, yeah. Would you kiss the robot? How are you to be the one that kisses the robots? Yeah, yeah. That guy comes in there and whips their ass with a broom, and then you come in him a hug. It's okay, baby

It's okay, baby You're at DJ coming after chain smoking This is like, your robot will be like, This is making me violent too, motherfuckeracker Yeah, let me tell you some stories They'll be smoking too by the time I get dead Why can't this robot vote?

Yeah, yeah No, I don't know, man Like I feel it's always been easy for me to be like Yeah, fuck it, let the robots do all the jobs Because I've always felt like Well, I've got one of them jobs That a robot can't do Because like every now and then, like,

you'll like there was something that came out a couple weeks ago that was like hey we let an AI system write a movie script and here you can go see it and it's like yeah they can't do it because like robots and shit don't understand nuance so I'm like I'm safe like a robot is never gonna be able to that Netflix special the computer that's what that's what it was I'm talking about it was funny but it was funny it was funny because you knew what was going into it but if they let's not forget these things are learning these things are learning that Very, very. Trey, what was that thing?

I feel like it would release me from comedy. If I saw a robot could do it, I'd be like, oh, thank God, it is just a trick. Give me the fuck out of this. Right. Yeah, can you just make the robot in my likeness and give me a percentage of what the robot does? We'd have to, like, fucking grow with it.

Like, a new art forms and shit would fucking sprout up. There'd be like this whole new fucking... Yeah, yeah, yeah. We do a robot duet. You go on tour with a robot. No, we'd have to go on that fight the robot. I would pay a hundred million dollars to watch you do a duet comedy show with a robot. Can't fight.

the robots. No, we can't fight the robots. No, dude. We have to teach the robots to love. You have to, yes. Yes. That's the most fucking, I know that everybody listening to this on audio can't see just how fucking sincere DJ was when he said, no, we gotta just teach

the robots to love. Like, if we can teach them to kill, we could teach them. Eat fruit and fuck, baby. I'm with you. But it's funny because the people that are paying the money to build the robots, all they want is for them to kill. I know. You know what I mean? If you're getting in the robot game, they ain't nobody trying to to give you money to make a fucking robot. A hug bot.

They're like, yeah, they're like, no, I need a kill bot. Yeah, we got, we got pillows. I'll give you $100 million you can make a kill bot. Ain't nobody paying for a hug bot, dude. No. I mean, you know, Howard Stern used to have them like $10,000 sex dolls on the, no, no, that's what the girls rode.

They had the like porn star looking sex dolls that these weirdos would get delivered to their house for like 10 gs. if you could get a robot to fuck you, that would be worth more money than killing. I will, okay, I'll go out on this. I'll say, I'll be the truth. And I'll tell you right now, I think that would save a lot of marriages.

Like, for real, and I'm not going to say who has had this conversation with me, but I've had this conversation before where it's like, yeah, where it's like, look, man, if you could get a, spend $10,000 on an actual life, robot with a working, warmed...

Warmed... Warmed. Yeah, vagina. Like in the microwave? Warmed. No, it generates the heat from within. Okay. So that's just warm. Moistened.

You need it moisten. Yeah. It's hard to love and take care of itself down there. And you could like, and also one that like it folds up onto itself so you could put it in your carry on or whatever. Like so many dudes that like travel for work that are like, that would fuck help where you're just like take your fucking robot bitch with you. Why would that be different than Jacking off?

I want to believe. Because you're fucking a thing that has a warm pussy. I want to believe that. I want to believe that too. But my wife has gotten mad at me because I fuck somebody in her dream. Yeah, I hear you. That she had. Yeah.

Like she's woke up like, she's on me and my dreams. And it's like, I think it's, you don't think they're going to get mad about you having a robot girlfriend. Okay. As long as the robot is like worse looking than them. What? Yeah. You know what I mean? All right.

You worked it out. You worked it out. You're right. As long as it's a fat bitch robot. A dragon. A dragon. A dragon. A dragon.

A dragon with a pussy. Or some sort of like you should be able to build your own thing. Yeah. Fuck mess. Fuck beasts. Fuck beasts. Yeah. Go on the road and fuck this fat, small titty bitch, you piece of shit.

Well, like I just saying like that would. That's a pretty specific kink. I think DJs, I love that he went straight to dragons. No, we'll just fuck dragons, boys. We'll just fuck dragons, that's what we'll do. There's the only, but we're all like, yeah, we could fuck dragons. Here's the problem with, what do you? We'll fuck dragons, it'll be fine.

Here's the problem, here's the problem with fucking dragons, though. Let me know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going over here. What is this now? The name of this episode has to be, here's the problem with fucking dragons. Well, let me just lay this out to you. Like, because here's the deal.

If you've got a similarly shaped, warmed vaginand robot bitch on the road with you, at least your woman knows when you're coming home, it's similar. You know what I'm saying? If you get used to just fucking dragons, she's got nowhere to go from that. You know what I'm saying?

Like, she can't just become all dragon-eating. I don't know. I don't know. I don't dress up like a dragon. I'm trying to bring the bed, the dragon in a bed. It's hilarious. your wife is in the room with us. But like, I feel like,

I almost kind of feel like it's the opposite. It's like, yes. The dragon pussy is like different. You can't get that from her. If you, like, if you, like, if you, like, if you had a fuckbot that looked exactly like your wife and was just little more moist and tight or whatever,

it was a little more warmed up with a mute button on it or whatever, that's going to be a problem. Yeah. But if you're fucking a robot, dragon or whatever. She's like, this robot bitch likes Dr. Who?

He likes to fuck lizard pussy. I don't know. Put a dick on that dragon too. Bring it home. On a tail. That's what I'm saying. Make the tail into a dick. Let's all fuck the dragon.

I'm like it's mouth. You fuck its tail. Bring your up to here. Absolutely. Fun for the whole family. I'm coming to dragons. You get tities. You get one set of tities?

Are you getting like a whole? Are you utters? Teet. Teet. The dragons have udders? Hell yeah, they did. Teets. Teak big long.

It was funny because when you first brought up dragons, you're like, make them like a dragon. And by the way... We don't want to fuck dragons. And immediately, I was like, we would totally love dragons. By the way, we're skipping over the fact that, like, he had that ready to go. He did. It wasn't... He wasn't...

We didn't say, let's take a robot bitch on the road, and DJ went, let me figure out what... He literally went, I've been saying, fuck dragons. I told you all. He had that shit ready to go. I told you all, asked him what he jacked off to, and it was the funniest episode. of into the abisket that we've ever done. What are you jack off to? Okay, don't get weird now.

Well, no, it's the fact that, like, man, as, like, I started getting really into, like, the animated, like, CGI stuff they got off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't actually, like, beat off to porn and forever, but, like, I have favorite, like, cartoon animations that they have on there. It's not a hit-day, but they fucking, they're fucking bad ass.

Is it animated porn? Let me explain what's happening here. It is animated porn, but he says, not jacking off to it. He goes to Jack off and gets so distracted by the artwork and the stories of the animated porn and he just goes down a rabbit hole and next thing you know

he's got a new favorite artist and forgot to Jack off. Yeah, we're talking about animation. Oh yeah, I'm like a good. And that's what's happening to me and born out. And when he's telling his story, he's like, dude, look at this one dude, he can do Marge Simpson's voice. It's unbelievable. It's fucking wild. He sounds just like her when she's getting fucked in her butt. I don't do it wild shit. I mean, it helps it like

demons are coming down and like fucking of course it helps. You know, all that fucking right. Of course that helps. But it's just cool. It's cool to have that type of animation and like a lot of it a lot of artistry. A lot of stuff that they're doing with, yeah.

A lot of stuff they're doing with like CGI and stuff like that. Yeah, for sure. It's fucking rad. DJ, I'm curious, since you've worked through this whole dragon fucking food. Yeah. I mean, can, since they're learning, could we like teach them to make a sandwich too? Man, yes. A dragon sandwich?

And they can toast it. I'm just saying if there is a mute button and it's fucking and it makes sandwiches. Of course. I mean, I feel like we're rounding the basis. Very much so. They're not going to be for it if that's what you're getting at. As soon as you start talking about SEC football, it fucking flies away. Like it would be very, very realistic.

You teach you to catch drones too. Like if there's like Amazon drones, like somebody's like ordered some coffee. Get you some packages. Yeah, man. You haven't. You haven't come until you've had a robot dragging shit on your chest. That's Wes, everybody. You know?

Yeah. Wes, no, no, go on. I feel like you have more thoughts on. Stay tuned for part two next week, you some bitches. Scoo! Sex, they care. Way to next step makes some people upset, but they got three big old dicks that you can suck.