wellRED podcast - #237 - Jesus Lesser Known Disciple "Aint-Shit James" and so much more!

Episode Date: September 8, 2021

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They're the Rednecks that makes Some people upset They got three big old dicks That you can suck Drew, you little boy Not if I do this No, that kind of

That looks like a little boy When someone says Did you just go in there and jack off? It's that I said it look like my neck It's made out of butts what made you decide to shave? I do it, you know, once a year as a humbling ritual to just remind myself of just how fucking disgustingly ugly I am.

It's so funny you say that because I've been told that, like, so you know when Britney Spears had her 2007, like, she probably had, she's one of them people that just had, like, such a famous year. It was like her psychotic break or whatever. And she shaved your head. And I've since learned that, like, that's like a pretty common thing among of people that when they see. start kind of losing grip on route. I guess it's like a control thing. Like they'll shave their head. Well, I can't.

That's not a thing I can do. Yet I have psychotic breaks all the time. And I constantly will, I will almost shave my face. And then I will remember or Trey will have just sent me a picture of me from like four or five years ago. And I'll remember. So I can't do it.

But like, you look fine. But yeah, if I was to do what you just did, oh my God, dude. I wouldn't even had the video turned on on this podcast right now. Well, I mean, I'm not going to lie, I thought about wearing a mask and then telling y'all I had to keep the computer clean for Andy.

Yeah. But then I was like, eh, it ain't that, but here's what's weird. Like, that, my brother is way farther than me and he don't have that. Like, I don't know what that is. Like, that's just hate or something. It's just genetic turkey, turkey neck. Yeah, turkey neck came in your 50s and 60s. Am I wrong?

I mean, I have a lot of it. I don't sit. I got EOT, man. Dude, we three specifically, we jinx with the most specific things in the world. Who else on earth would ever say the phrase early onset turkey neck? I don't know, but Andy heard me say Turkey neck and then heard me say EOT and knew what it was. Yeah.

I'm laughing just from that. I am just thinking about how funny the memes on the, on, conservative Twitter would be if there was a screenshot of you unironically doing a podcast wearing a mask like on the Zoom like how much they would be like are you all fucking serious are you seeing this right now yeah well she don't need to use the computer or I probably would have needed to do that although I'm in the home stretch so far she hasn't gotten it knock on wood so I think I think we're good yeah are you going to know that you're good. Well, I mean, the rule or whatever from the CDC is that after 10 days, as long as your cough and fever have gone away, then you're no longer contagious 99% of the time.

All right. And all that's already gone away. Well, how bad was it? It was pretty bad. Monday night and Wednesday night, I was probably as sick as I've ever been. But unlike with like the flu or a sinus infection, we'd come in ways. legs. Like, I'd feel like shit. And then, like, an hour later, I feel like mediocre or whatever. And then it started the lesson. At this point, I feel normal physically. Mentally, I'm a little foggy. I feel like that gets better every day. And I'm just kind of, I wouldn't even say depressed, like down, like heavy. It's a strange feeling that I cannot describe. Nothing sounds bad, but nothing sounds good. I feel very neutral. This is a chicken rag thing right here, huh? Well, it's different, though. I mean, I hear you, but it's not my normal whatever. Yeah, like you know your brand of mental anguish and this is different.

It ain't a normal void. I'm in a new void. Yeah, I know what you mean. And that's strange. And then the confusion thing is subsiding, but that's been very frustrating in terms of trying to, you know, work or do anything creatively. Yeah, how much of this is COVID and how much of this is that slant pass from, you know, 10 years ago. You see that turkey, you're like, I'm getting. older. It could be anything, man.

Yeah. Well, I must know about the smell and taste part of it all. Yeah, that's obviously what I'm worried the most about. For sure, just kill me. I've been able to taste cheese dip. Trade, well, we'll get in that in a minute.

I think I have Delta. Like, it seems very likely in terms of it breaking through my VACs and I didn't get any, hardly any taste or smell issues. And they say that that's like, means you have Delta. Oh, so the taste and smell stuff, that's, that's, uh, old, that's old, that's old COVID. That's old COVID.

Yeah. New COVID. That's base version of COVID. Mm-hmm. Okay. Because new COVID is worse in like all regards, right? Because, I mean, it's taking young motherfuckers. It's taken young motherfuckers.

More people get it. And yeah, I think it's more deadly, but I don't know if we know that for sure, you know. All I know is that. you now I have like a way better feeling about the vaccine that you're not dead because of how much like you don't hit otherwise like you should you know what I'm saying like as much I've heard about COVID it's like oh god damn if Drew gets it like that's it's done like it's heart looks like it's heart heart disease and a heart issue that may be healed I don't know I went and got that infusion of antibodies because of all the stuff you're talking about and that's supposed. us to be kind of a miracle drug. It's the one that saved Trump's life. So, you know, honestly, I'd rather be dead than that exists. Being at the hospital was surreal, boys.

Now, that was fucking, I mean, so look, the way that stuff works, like, apparently in Tennessee, you can just rock up to a fucking parking lot and get it right now because so many motherfuckers are dying because they refuse to take the vaccine. Walk up to a parking lot and get what? The antibody tree. Oh, the anti, okay. Eichlomal antibodies. Okay.

But out here, they didn't get as big of a shipment. from the feds because it's kind of an experimental thing, right? So it's in less places. So I had to go to this one specific hospital and I'm on like very poor person insurance right now because my insurance re-uped when I had been kicked off unemployment and I just got free health care from California. So I'm standing there to say I'm at this like not that nice hospital with my shitty health care.

And obviously we all know that health care for poor people in this country is not great. But man, it's real to. hear someone be like, I'm pregnant and I'm having something going on with my stomach. So I just, I came to the emergency room. I'm scared. I don't know what to do. And then four feet from her, a dude is out loud saying, I have COVID and a heart issue. And so they told me to come here.

Oh, yeah, that's rough. And then they just all hang out in the same waiting room. Were you like lines out the door? You were there for a whole day, like a whole day at a time, that type of shit? it ain't out the door but I was there you know I waited for like two or three hours now what I needed was very specific they put me in a hallway that was surreal I'm just in a hallway there's other people there everyone's talking you know we all have COVID we're the COVID wing or whatever you know and I was worried about some of those people some of those people

weren't back some of them were talking out wasn't good if you hear my fucking broken English say I have heart problem COVID it's like but then there's the whole I mean there's that and then there's the whole tier up of the ICU where some motherfuckers are and there's like i don't know how it is in california i mean truth be told i don't know how it is down here i only know what i've been told but it's like yeah man there's some places that like there's literally just not even a there's not a bed like there you know yeah i don't know out here is supposedly not as bad as it has been like a big part of the gavin newsom recall campaign is is that he has handled it well.

Whether or not that's true, you know, towards him or not, or if it's just that everybody here actually got vaccinated, I don't know. But I know that our latest spike is lower. And I know that from a campaign ad. I probably should have looked into it since it was a campaign ad. Now that you've got COVID, I don't think you have to do research anymore. I don't think I have to do anything. You know what I mean?

Like everything you do is like, you know, pretty, it's like, oh, well, this is at least good anecdotal evidence. He had it. I don't think you have to read. No. are you are your lips orange yeah i've been drinking kool-aid okay i thought maybe a mic was somehow reflecting

have been still am i got this fuck it i went and grabbed the straw because i was like i think my lips are getting a little orange but maybe they won't be able to tell well i have i have i have the i have kool-aid covid it turns your lips orange i guess if people are just now listening and they last and last week i said i didn't have covid so let me explain i was told i didn't have covid I was diagnosed with a sinus infection.

I told y'all it was the flu because I was confused and they told me I didn't have the flu and by the time I got home I had slipped in my brain that I did have the flu. They gave me a antibiotic and a steroid shot. That steroid made me feel better to the point that they say you don't have COVID and I feel better the next day. I go, oh, I don't have COVID. I flew across the country.

I blew out birthday candles at my parents' house and then everyone in my family ate the fucking birthday. Yeah, with COVID. Shee, ate that COVID cake. By the way, nobody's got it. Everybody's good. That's the power of the Lord. It is the power.

Everybody, they already had it once. Yeah. Flew, this kid who was set beside me was supposed to go to Bonnaroo like me. I mean, that was the thing. Bonaroo got canceled and I got diagnosed with COVID on my birthday. Yeah, it's pretty raving. It's funny. now that you say all that out loud and really condense it like my favorite soups it's just fucking tremendous

well then flew across country to go to a different music festival we got tickets to that one and then i found out i had covid uh i didn't know one man could be a super spreader yeah no man well okay that's what i was going to say this kid beside me on the plane started following me on instagram he he was going to go to bonnera too i messaged him like hey dude i think you have a right to know, turns out I have fucking COVID, just hasn't replied. As far as I know, I did kill that kid. Ooh. But yeah, no, see, but no, so I mean.

He's killing everybody in L.A. But I mean, yeah, important to note that, like, yeah, you definitely 100% did not know at all. And in fact, we're told that you did not have it. Even though I was told I did not have it, if that fucking miracle steroid hadn't made me feel the best I felt in years. that I was like, oh, they were correct. The doctor was correct. But I still feel guilty because, you know, they say if you have symptoms,

don't fly at all, blah, blah, blah. You know what I mean? And I guess that's a lesson. Like, take that shit seriously, boys. Well, at least you're not dying now. Yeah, I feel all right now. I'm just a little sad, so it's pretty much an improvement. Is that a symptom, you think?

Sadness? Well, this particular weird malaise I'm under is, it might just be a symptom of, lying in bed for four straight days. Well, yeah, because you're the type of dude that has to be like, I mean, you were supposed to have just been at two music festivals. So, yeah, kind of. But it's weird.

I don't want to, like, be a Debbie Downer, but like, this is the strangest I've ever felt mentally. It's not the worst, but it is the strangest of it. Because the confusion on top of the weird heaviness, that's starting to subside. But there's been a few phone conversations where I'm generally like, I don't even know who the fuck I'm on the phone with right now. I've almost laughed.

because I feel like that's happened to you before, but I got hit in the head, though. I knew why. No, I know. It's just so, like, literally all the symptoms of COVID are just things you kind of already had. And now, but now it's just going to make it worse. Like, it's just, it's just raving as shit. It's all it is. Have I forgotten that I have a bad memory?

It'd be so, baby, we're like, we've already done this for 12 minutes on the podcast before, and we're just doing it for the second time. And me and Trey aren't saying anything to you. Tracy just sitting there looking at me like, is it a bit? It's like that time I left you in Colorado and he wasn't sure if I was coming in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but hell, you'll be all right. Yeah.

Trayton. Real quiet. I know. I just don't know what to. I just don't know what to say about all this. I know. I'm glad he's all right. No, I can mean.

Trace's text story or, now what about the tour? And then on a separate thread 30 minutes later, okay, but for real, what about the tour? Well, I mean, shit. No, I know. I was going up from the nap and I had two, but for real. No, I mean, yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, that was an hour in.

You could have waited a day. Well, I didn't know the whole timeline of events. I just want to know what this meant for, you know, for the tour. Well, I just, you know, if you weren't going to be able to come or if you were like, oh, hell, I'll be there. It'll be fine with no, you know, like, you know, facts and shit back. That is awesome. so funny in hindsight, but I get it.

I was just like, hey, I've got COVID, and Trey's like, all right. So he also like, he had already told us that he flew across the country, blew out birthday candles, all that stuff. Like he'd already said all that. And so then I'm like, well, you're not going, you know, are you going to just blow them all over the mic and shit too? Like, it's a reasonable

question in that context, I think, but I do apologize. No, I. It definitely is a reasonable question. It's just, well, also it's like I know he's vaccinated. He's like, he ain't going to die.

No, no, he's not. Drew, please don't. Please don't be the one that ruins the whole, hey, as long as you get vaccinated, you'll die argument for us. You would.

You would die with the vaccine just so that we look like assholes. I mean, fucking Bryson Turner. I mean, it was an old guy, but his wife's grandfather vaccinated and passed. I mean,

he was old, but yeah, it definitely has happened. I've heard of it happening too, but in the times that I've heard about it, it was like an old person or whatever. I mean, obviously, that still don't hit. It sucks, of course. But I'm saying, like, a vaccinated person in their 30s getting it and dying would, like, just be the pinnacle of not hitting. Yeah, there was just a 24-year-old, like, right up the road from me, 24, coach, basketball coach, still, like, just played college ball.

So it's not one of those like, oh, he was 24. but he had an aphib and blah, you know, those, like literal pinnacle of health just died. Now, the article did not say whether or not they were vaccinated,

uh, which, right, I feel like no matter, the road from you, you said. Yeah, right.

And he was of the chalky persuasion. Yeah, I, I just have, yeah, I just have to assume. Was it PE? Oh,

no, he was a shorter college. But, Either way. Like, dude, either. Well, I'll tell you this. Okay, I'll tell you one more thing in every article I read, because I was definitely digging trying to find,

did someone link a thing where he tweeted, it's bullshit. Like, I just know how this goes. And I don't know that. But I will say in every single article, there was some mention of his family saying, well, it doesn't matter because knowing Jesus Christ, we will see him again.

So I do have my theories. Oh, yeah. So I do. So I do. I have to go turn off the COVID brain. I have to go turn off the alarm I set to do this podcast. That's okay. And for the record, I don't, I'm not laughing at a human being's death.

That sucks. I hope all his friends are okay and I wish him well. But I'm just saying it's almost like there's no way this dude was vaccinated. You know what I'm saying? 24 years old basketball player. There's almost no way he wasn't vaccinated. And we're starting to. hear about it in this because like before when COVID was just starting when it was fresh out the

gate when it was new like it was like well yeah this person died of COVID but look at them they were 75 years old they were diabetic they smoked all the time and that was the excuse everybody was using and I would always hear that and be like look I hear you I'm not saying this motherfucker was doing themselves any favors but there's plenty of people that are exactly how you just described and had they not got COVID would still be alive right now. Therefore, like, if that guy got hit by a car, should we not arrest the person that was driving drunk?

Because, hell, what do you expect? He didn't have much longer anyways. But now, you can't, like, again, 24-year-olds are dropping. Like, I just don't know at this point, like, what it's going to take for some people to be like, yeah, dude, politics ain't got shit to do with this. Like, it's just the right move. Like, we should just do it.

Yeah. I mean, I don't know. It's, like, I agree. it seems likely that dude's unvaccinated. But even with that at 24, it's like, you know, like you said, when COVID was new, that wasn't supposed to be a thing. It's possible.

I mean, I've told you all the story before. I'm not going to get into the whole story right now, but I had a buddy that I grew up with who was a college football player who was like, and seemed to be in peak physical condition. Right. And in great health. And he had a heart problem that nobody ever knew about and died from it out of nowhere. So it's possible that that dude had some kind of other shit going on.

Of course. And that's why I feel bad for even. speculating, honestly. Also, I'm hearing myself, sorry. No, that might be my fault. Issue. I'm hearing an echo of myself. What about now? What about now? I think it's better now.

Okay. Sorry. It's okay. I think we've jumped to shark on everything is political now. I think what happened. Here's my little theory on it. You know how white people take stuff and ruin it? Even from other white people, even from like poor white people. It's like they just take a thing and they make it shitty, country music, rap, yoga, you know what I mean? I think identity politics is added to that list.

I think that once white people got a hold of identity politics, they made everything their political identity. And they can't back down from that. I don't think they will ever be able to say, no, it's fine to get the vaccine. I was wrong because it's like it's who they are now. It's like a big part of who they are. Like, you see this video this lady coughing on people at a Nebraska grocery store? No. It's like, Jesus.

It's who they are. Jesus, you know what I mean? It's just like the flag and the troops and also fuck a mask and I'll cough on you. It's all wrapped in one. Like, we'll never be able to forgive them for killing our mammoths and they're not going to forgive us for being right about this. That's like, it's so funny too because like there are so many people that will see that and be like, that lady has a right to cough on people as if as if

that was true before COVID as if before COVID you could just walk around coughing on people and everybody be like who cares this is America that's what you do we're coughing on people here you know what's an even women there's a great episode of

Bubba shut the podcast out right now I was about to bring up Bubba shot the podcast too in another just in a round about way make sure you listen to that or keep listening to it on that note that lady coughing on people in Walmart or whatever is almost as bad as, but not quite as bad as this country song I heard the other night while watching college football. And I know at this point,

it's almost hack of us to bitch about pop country music. But this one, I don't ever listen to it, ever, because I don't like it. But it feels like every time I get like accidentally exposed to it again, it feels like it's just getting, even like I'm always even more blown away by how terrible it sounds to me and this was another

example of that so we can't play the song or whatever but it's can we not I don't know I don't think so I mean that if you want to monetize this because I got Trey I couldn't monetize Bubba because we watched oh yeah I mean I can cut it the fuck out I'm just worried because I didn't actually get to see this song the other night when you shared it before you do Corey let me warn you Bader Monhoff or whatever the fuck that word is as far as I know I've never noticed this fucking song. Trace sent us that and I've heard it five goddamn times. Oh, no.

One thing. What's it called? Let me look it up. It's called Fancy Like by this dude Walker Hayes, right? I never, and so here's how you probably will hear it all over the place because it's football season now. I watch football live, which means I will now see commercials. That's how I heard it.

I saw a commercial. And this song is in an Applebee's commercial that they're playing all the time in football games. So you'll hear it soon probably. So that's how I heard it. This Applebees commercial comes on. Never heard this before. And this song starts playing and it's like this dude, he sounds like you can tell 100% that he's a white guy, but he's got this almost like rap cadence going on, but it's really, really, really bad. Yeah, it's an Applebee's an Applebee's commercial. So like none of this seems out of place. Right. It seems like Mac a little more in a $60,000 truck that's real clean.

Yeah, like it starts like, so it's Applebee's commercial in the lyrics. He goes like, it's a, he's like, yeah, we fancy like Applebee's on a date night, got that Bourbon Street steak with the Oreo shake, get some whipped cream on the top two, two straws one checks girl,

I got you. Boogey, boogie like Natty in the styrofoam, squeak, and around this time. So up until this point, I genuinely believe that Applebee's has commissioned some sort of terrible white rapper to do a rap song for their commercial. That's what I think has happened. And then he gets to this part of the song where he's like squeak, squeaking in the truck bed all the way home,

some Alabama jamma. She my Dixieland delight. And that's how we do, how we do, we fancy like. And at that point, I realized I was like, oh, my God, this is a country. country song. I was like, this isn't just an abomination of a rap song. Like, this is what is considered a country song now. And I still thought it was an Applebee's ad, commissioned by Applebee's.

And so I was like, you can't listen. Applebee's is fucking Applebee's. If they're going to commission an original pop country song, it is not fair to be like, that Appleby's song sucks. That in head, right. Of course it fucking sucks. It was commissioned by Applebee's. but I googled it, and that is not at all the case.

It is a massive hit pop country song that people love unironically that Appleby's then took and put on a commercial because it mentions Applebee's in the song. Okay. Okay. Well, I got a- It does not hit. I'll take this part out because of what Drew said, but I have to fucking listen to this shit right now so that we can talk about it because I've, because like,

I know what you're saying, but I can't really come. Can y'all see this? I can see it. We can see it. He looks like an ad for... Okay. Tell me if you can hear it. Can you hear it?

Hang on. I don't hear it. Son of a bitch. How do I... Okay, you know what? I'll just listen to it. I'm more than fine with not... Okay, I'll just listen to it real quick,

and y'all can watch me react to it in real time. That's actually makes sense. Now we can monetize it if y'all can't hear it. That's true. Yeah. Hackle more. And see, he's doing... He's doing little, he's like, it's cutting.

He's doing the finger guns. It's cutting between. But he's doing. Oh, my God. It's cutting between him fishing and him doing like rap hands. Like, it's just going back and forth. Look, rap hands. He's doing rap hands.

What the fuck? And then he's reeling in a bass or whatever. And it's literally just going back and forth between the two. Do you guys remember? Dude, he's doing the like, oh, good. Do you guys remember like three or four years ago? We were like, man, I wish we knew we could be rappers when we were younger. Yeah, right.

he had that thought and just did it because he's our age I mean that dude's 40 yeah yeah I don't know anything about this dude for the record it looks like he was you know created in a laugh oh my god that guy played college basketball for a division two school he had three black friends

on the team oh my god that's my theory now he's playing basketball in the video he's a solid six two By the way, if Rocky Dale Davis's career doesn't go any better than it already is, this is what he's going to be doing. I feel like Rocky could smash this shit. He's what?

Rocky would include more restaurants, too. Like, that's the thing. This offends Rocky because this is his culture. Also, where's the bitches? That's true. Ain't bitch one in this. This is four women. This is absolutely, look at the way he's dressed and everything.

He's got a piece of fucking weed in his mouth. now doing rap hands with weed in his mouth dude there's no women in the video so every woman can imagine that they belong in the video i mean i agree with you completely about that american flag rippling in the wind back to rap hands like wrapping in one of those like l l bine yeah right yes it's just oh he's in a tractor guys driving a track well actually he's just sitting in a tractor back to rap hands tractor rap hands flag rap hands Like Do you think if we could get All of Black America to watch this

They'd stop wearing Timberlands No Cory I don't know that face Is it starting to hit for you a little? No Hell no But first I thought you were going like

Oh no It's catchy But this just This just seems like I mean this The video especially The video puts it over the top For like

It seems like self-parity to me as someone who hates this shit so much, this seems like something made up to make fun of it. But knowing that it isn't and it's beloved and it gets so hard for people, it's just mine by the way. I've figured out how I feel about it. First off, I'll say this. If that had have been just strictly an Appleby's commission,

with all that context, I'll be like, well, they fucking nailed it. Like, that's perfect. I am not mad that this guy did this song. I am mad that it is unironically popular with a lot of people. I'm right. I look at this guy and I think, or whoever wrote it, he probably didn't write it. I'm sure he didn't write it.

But I look at whoever did this. I look at whoever did this. This dude's in a new lane here, guys. Well, maybe he's listed as one of the writers. There's four writers and he's listed as one of them. Because, well, my point is, is that, like, from a purely commercial standpoint and just an artist standpoint or whatever, I think of the premise. And I go, okay, the premise is I'm fancy like insert things that aren't fancy here. I'm just a regular.

That concept's awesome. I like that. Honestly, the examples aren't necessarily that bad. Number one, it definitely was, and I can respect this from a, look, I can be this way. I'm not going to say I'm not. That dude was definitely like, I'm fin to get a check from Applebee's. It's not just Applebee's the thing.

It's like if you read the lyrics, it's like, yeah, it's all branded. That was built into it somehow. Yeah. Meaning like the amount of product placement in this is fucking insane. Wendy's Frosty, Applebee's,

Oreo, Natty Light, Tesla. Yeah. But he says, again, don't need no Tesla. Well, there's like a, there's,

I know there's more in here. skull, Victoria's Secret. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's a, it's like, all throughout. Criticism trope of like, you're not writing music.

You're just writing jingles for Apple or whatever, you know. And this dude and the people behind him were like, yeah. I guess, I guess my point is, for the first time ever, I'm mad,

but not at the person doing the thing. I'm mad that the thing that the person did is, were hit hits for pay yeah because like again like it does and i have a feeling that me and this dude could probably i have a really good feeling that this dude knows exactly how dumb that shit is you know what i'm saying i mean jami johnson wrote honky tonk but don't let's not fucking forget that but i did made somebody else saying it that's true that's dude again again i'm just i'm only playing devil's advocate because i'm like trying not because like trace said at first like oh it's almost hack at this point for us to shit on this thing but i'm like

fucking Lord, like, I don't know, maybe there's a world where this guy's like, oh, I'm not a country singer. Like, he would admit that. But, but, but God damn, man, that shit was fucking rough, bro. That shit. It reminded me a Southern Draw. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yes. Actually, I thought that's what Trey was talking about when he brought that up. And that one's like, that one's almost worse because at least with this guy, I go, well, maybe that is, this is what he's. all about. With Alabama, it was a betrayal. You know what I mean? Because, like, I know this ain't what y'all do. Like, of course, y'all are country singers, probably unvaxed assholes.

But, like, come on, baby. Like, we know what y'all are capable of. Y'all are just going, well, we know we do have the talent to do a great thing, but we are going to strictly pander. I guess with this song, too, he don't say anything. He uses the American flag in, like, the background

or whatever, but all his, like, country trigger words or at least not like guns, God, troops, Blossom, I'm like, eh, whatever. Let him have this one because the other ones that I really hate are so much worse. I'm not qualified to even pose this question, much less comment on it. But I'm curious because I said something about it a minute ago, and now I'm sitting here thinking about it. And this kind of gets to your point, Corey, about giving this guy this one. He didn't invent rapping in country.

But like, as far as pop, I ain't heard it that. I don't want to say good. I haven't heard it work yet. It's catchy as fuck, dude. That worked. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's, like...

Is he, like, the best country rapper? I don't know, I also, I don't know if that's his thing. I don't know if he always does that. Maybe he has other, you know, pop country songs where he just, like, sings about coolers and shit, you know? Yeah, right. I have no idea, because this is my introduction to him. But it's... But like I said, like, it's also just to me, like, I don't know.

Again, I know attack of us, but I'm still doing it because this song is just wild to me. That like, he's 41. I genuine. I'm not just saying what I said earlier. I'm not bullshit when I say that. When I first heard it, again, I think this is an Appleby's ad. Yeah. On leave commission.

Which would be good. I did not realize that it was even supposed to, to be a country song at first. Halfway through it, it clicked in my head. I was like, oh, no, this is one of those things. Oh, my God. But at first, I just thought it was really, really, really bad white rapping. That's what I thought.

Yeah. And then I realized it was, but I'm saying it's like, it's just, the point is, it is just so wild to me what country music be now. No. It is wild. I'll tell you what. I've talked about the whole it pulls shit from other popular genres, so it makes all the sense in the world that it's like rap now or whatever from a commercial standpoint.

I get all, I get the logic of all of that. And also, rap was huge, starting with our generation and fucking white trash south. All that makes sense to me, it still is just, it's still just kind of well.

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well-read comedy.com. Don-da-d-d-d-d-d-d-d--------art. Oh, boy. Anyways, yeah, that video really depressed me. I just needed the same way. You said something that you were trying to play devil's advocate, and you were like, you know, I bet this dude's self-aware. He definitely is.

I just looked up his Wikipedia. I don't know if this is going to help either of you or make it worse. We'll see. It's already helping me. He's been a songwriter in Nashville. He signed his first deal with Mercury Records in 2005. They dropped him and he moved to Capitol. his first single was called Pants

was released in 2010 Pants? Should have gone with jeans, am I right, boys? He also appeared on an episode of 19 Kids in Counting singing a song he wrote about Jill and her now husband Derek's proposal. 19 Kids and Counting is one of those quiverful shows. This motherfucker has seven kids.

It's very possible we're dealing in one of those quiverful weirdos. What's quiverful? I don't know what that is that. Is that a new cue? part of your religion it's those people who have be fruitful and multiple the duggers yeah guggers were quiverful yeah hey in my religion i've got to come in you a lot all time you got to get to take your ass pregnant or go to hell leave me

listen to what god wants me well as for my religion the thing i look for most in a woman is that she just be a silent cum dump that's what my god tells me bank I think that's in Matthew. And wash his dishes. That's definitely in Matthew. Every Matthew I've ever known. Thus spakeeth the Lord. To be fair.

Like, as, as, y'all know, I'm Bible done, but as I understand it, I mean, hell, Catholics also be that way. Yeah, they can't use direct control. What is the truthful and multiplying? Philip Rivers, he's like Southern Catholic. He's got 94 kids or whatever.

Oh, is he Catholic? Yeah, he's got six, I think. But here's the thing. He's an Alabama Catholic, which is wild. Then why don't he cuss? God damn it. I'll tell you something. There's a huge difference between I'm not going to use a condom and I had six kids.

And I'm supposed to keep getting you pregnant, thus said, like 19 and 6. Like, I'm going to ask a doctor. This dude is six. This dude is, he ain't 19. Right. I mean, it does take a while to get there. Go voluntarily. Yeah.

Right. Well, though, that don't hit for me. I thought you said this is, you were about, I thought you. I thought you said you were going to make this guy hit for me. I said I might make him hip for you and I might not because he's the fact that he's a songwriter and he does fuck a lot. But he does fuck a lot. His wife hushes and makes Tater Todd Cassler.

All this guy's all right. It's actually their next kid's name is Tater Talk Castle. You got to come up with something original after 12, you know. Especially got a songwriter. It's a lot of pressure. Huh, you know, now that I think about it, the fact that all, no one of, or is that why Jesus had to keep giving all his disciples different names like you'd think

at least one of them disciples, two of them disciples would be named the same. You know what I'm saying? I think two of them were. Were they? Weren't there two Peters? Yeah, you might be right. If Jesus was involved in the Peter's he stayed

renaming motherfuckers and maybe that was why it got too confusing like when Jesus was right in the screenplay. It was like we got to look I know I know your name is Saul. We already got a Saul. So you're Paul now. I have no idea. Well, I don't either.

I'm just saying like... No, I made about any of this. Jesus changed people's names. He'd give them like rat names. So like, yeah. Yeah, like Saul. So Saul hits... What's my Bible name, Jesus?

Yeah. No, that's true. You're a Christian name. Or whatever. Yeah. So Saul was this dude who... Prior to the goddamn desert name. Yeah.

He loved to murder Christians. Which hits. Yeah, dude. His favorite shit. Like, he literally... literally his whole identity. Saul and the Saul Paul thing is one of those like the classic example of the

Bible where you're like I love their love their early work. Yeah, a lot. But yeah, he stayed murdering Christians and stuff and then he like God was literally his job, Tray. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that was a job back then. Yeah. Yeah. And so he uh, he's lines and shit.

Yeah, oh yeah, and he was the fucking and he was the best at it. He was and, and, uh, Michael Jordan of murdering Christians. Yeah, he was so good. And And so God then... Surely some Muslim has taken that title, you know. Oh, yeah, for sure. God...

I'm like in the Crusades, but I realize I was super insensitive, like, now, too. So I probably ought not said that. I was trying to make a Crusade joke, God damn it. But anyway, they definitely got done more all at once. But we, so Paul would like kill a shit ton of Christians. And that didn't hit for God, you know. And so God was like, he blinded him.

Am I right, Drew? He made him blind. And then Paul had to walk to Damascus blind. And then there, no, hell no. And then there he found the Lord who made him see again. And then I guess immediately Saul was like, oh, damn, I shouldn't, I shouldn't have killed all them. And then God was like, now your name is Paul. And then he wrote almost every book of the New Testament.

that is not one of the gospels. So if this thing about the type of psychopath you have to be to murder a bunch of people and then go tell them how to live their religion. He's like the ex-smoker of the Lord back then. You're not like ex-smokers are the most fervent smoking people always. Like they smoked their whole life,

then they finally stop and then they just become real maniacal about it. He did that, but with the Lord and murder. Yeah, pretty much. But in reverse. Huge piece of shit. and then wanted everybody to. He's like that annoying kid in college who smokes weed for the first time and thinks you

have to every fucking event you do. Except he was killing people. Yeah, but he stopped killing the people and his weed was the Lord. He stopped killing people. He used to be cool when he was killing people. Then he started smoking the Lord. Everybody else had to smoke the Lord too.

Yeah, he got tired of, I'm learning this Bible shit. He got tired of being, uh, he got tired of being, uh, he got tired of of killing people one at a time and so he decided to sit down and write the Bible, you know, so he could just take out

just so many at once. Also, the story of him losing his eyes and gaining him back, he wrote that. So, you know, he also, to be fair, probably wrote the story about him murdering everybody. I think he was just a fucking nerd in retrospect. Yeah, I think it's

fair to say that one of the guys that wrote sound like a badass. Yeah, I think it's fair to say that a lot of the guys that like actually wrote the Bible where lunatic bags of shit. He said it a little bit like a Danny McBride character, like walking to a church. You know, I used to murder you guys, but then I found the Lord.

And that I'm going to be cool with y'all and tell you not to kiss each other. That's gross. I, depending on the tone, a show about this time period of Paul would be, like a six episode mini-series of this. Like, honestly, tonally, like Danny McBride would be pretty fucking rad.

It would be. Like, because that's a point that I've never thought about, but you're right. It's like, God damn, he literally, his job was to murder them and then he saw their guy. And then now he's like telling them how to live their life. He's the biggest asshole in the world. He's in arguably more influential on American Christian culture than Jesus is.

For sure, because he wrote all that. He wrote all the bad stuff too. He wrote all the don'ts. Jesus, he's the one that came up, the gaze don't hit. In the New Testament. Well, perfected it. wouldn't say we didn't invent the chicken sandwich.

We just perfected it. Yeah. Yeah. Gays don't had to been around, I guess, even by, bro. Every reference to Gays in the New Testament

is from Paul. Now, the scholars would argue they're actually talking about pedophiles. You know, who knows? Maybe Paul had one good idea. And then they fucked that up.

He was a dick hat. He didn't hit. He didn't hit. there's a there's like a phrase that involves that whole damascus thing right probably something like ruff fuck road to demand like your own personal something about road oh yeah it's like you're cross to bear pa like pa like pa like i've never known what that may i knew it was like bible adjacent but i've never known what just by context i would say it's like that like when you're giving

your testimony like everybody knows what testimony is that you go up in front of the church and you're like uh you know this is what i used to do and here's what i do now the road to damascus i think is like when you're at your rock bottom as you're finding jesus am i wronged it like that would be so like if i was yeah my own personal road to damascus i've looked it up and i don't know it and then by some miracle they told me i didn't have it so i was able to fly to california and according to google road to Damascus experiences are those in which a person has a sudden insight that radically changes their belief. So it's like an epiphany that you have. And it says it doesn't, while originally used

in a spiritual context, the phrase also refers to other types of sudden conversion. Yeah. So it's just like, yeah, like a lightball. It's like a light bulb moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For the Lord. Except it don't have to be for the Lord. It originated with the Lord. Yeah. I just had a road to Damascus moment involving cheese. I want to talk. you all about this. I actually think we might have talked about this before, but if we did, it was a really long time. About cheese, I bet.

Yeah. So I know we've talked about how disappointed I was to find that authentic Mexican food does not include the usage of runny white, right? A long time grievance of mine, as a reminder for the listeners, Ronnie White is that runny white cheese dip, you know, runny white. If you're, if you're, if you ever eat trash, white trash Mexican, Mexican food for white trash people. Like if you're from the South or the Midwest

you ever get that white trash Mexican, then you know about Ronnie White. And I grew up on the Mexican food for white trash people, not the more authentic shit. And Ronnie White, you know, every head must file. That was my murder in Christians, you know. It was money white for me.

Like, that was my shit. I was about that life. And then came out here and found out that they don't have that. I know I've talked about that before. So I still have a void in a, you know, cheese filled or cheese size void in me that I can't fill with any other. Oh, I know where you're going right now and I'm excited. Well, so. Because you texted me the other day. You texted me. Yeah.

It seems to me every time. I'm sure it's not every time because I'm sure. No, it's not every time. Yeah, right. No, it's every time. I've been doing better this year. Pretty regularly whenever Corey eats running wide, he makes sure to text me to let me know how much it hits and that I can't have any

because I'm 2,000 miles away or whatever because that's how he beat. And he did that the other night. And I was like, God, damn it. And I was like a little bit high. So I got on Amazon. prime now or Amazon Fresh, whatever it's called. And first of all, I got on the internet and looked up a recipe to make my own runny white and then I ordered the ingredients and made my own runny white.

And I've since made two batches and like it is not, it ain't, it ain't exactly it, but it's close enough to it that I can tell that it's like, also I looked up multiple different recipes for running white and they are all basically the same. And I've tried it and it ain't exactly. right, but it's like, you can tell it's in the ballpark. It's an approximation of Ronnie White. And so I feel confident in saying, do you all know what Ronnie White is? Okay. So, okay. Because I find it pretty hilarious. Okay. Well, okay.

Is it just like powdered milk? No. Okay. I'm going to tell you right now that I don't know what it is, but I will tell you what I was told I was a kid. And I'm just now remembering this. It's like, why it would end? anyone have ever thought that. Everyone at our church, because we used to go to the Mexican restaurant after church every time, because I saw one there was.

And all the older, man, with kids, we'd be like, what kind of, because that was the only place we could get this magical. Like, we'd all had cheese before,

so you just telling us this is cheese isn't really helping us out because it's different than all the other times I've got cheese. That's what, that's what Corey was like an annoying kid about. No, yeah.

More. Exactly. Oh, dude. I was, I was exactly that kid. But anyways, I was just like, what? How is it so good? Why is it?

And they all said that it was goat's cheese. That's what we were always told, too. Really? I also was always told that that was what made it so special. You know, that's stupid, right? Right, yeah. Yeah. Right.

Before you do your reveal, here's a real quick story that I made to tell you all last week. Mama been sick. We're going to get back to Runny White, I promise. Right after you blew her birthday candles out? Yeah, Mama's been sick. She's been, like, having, like, weird seizures. We thought she had a stroke. She went to the hospital.

There were some, like, scary times. They now think it's just a new version of her migraines. They're just, like, evolving in the stress, blah, blah, blah. I'm bringing this up because one of her triggers, she knows, is dairy. So I don't know what's in Roney White, but I hope it's not Dairy because my mom has nearly stroked out for Roney White twice since the last time she's been in the hospital. My dad gets so mad.

She goes down to Wurtberg. He's not with her. She goes to the Mexican restaurant and gets Roney Whitewater. knowing that she will get a migraine that night. She's dying for Ronnie White out here in these streets. Yeah. It is. It definitely involves dairy.

You know how the consistency is pretty thin. What's thinned out with milk, according to all the recipes I found, just milk. But it is essentially, there's green chilies in it or whatever, and there's like garlic powder and some cute garlic salt and some cumin,

like spices and whatnot. And it's thinned out with milk, but it is essentially just melted white American chutes. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. That is it, which it almost sounds like they made that up as a joke, like to make fun of us. Yes. You know what I mean?

It's white Americans in a bowl. Yeah, right. It's like, yeah, it's like because this food, again, this is like the version of Mexican food for white trash people and white trash places. And it's like, and so that fucking Ambrosia cheese dip that we all lose our minds over is literally just melted white American cheese. like it could not be less off. It's also that. And it's just like,

you know, these fucking fat fucks. It's also, it's also the perfect example of America, whereas like you look at it, you're like, golly, how stupid and shitty and dumb and poor.

And all my, it's almost like they're making fun of us. And this is so trashy. But then it's like, give it to anybody. You'll be like, do it hit dough. Do it hit.

Do it. You know, like make fun of guns. Jet skis. fucking your cousin. Do it hit dough. Yeah. Mama ain't here fucking dine for a salad.

I tell you that right now. I'm saying. But it's just like, you know, like rotel dip, right? Volta and Rotel. The absolute number one seed. Yeah. Number one seed.

Number one seed, NFL Sunday dip. Part of dip. Absolutely. I agree completely. Wings and some dudes just fucking killing each other over the middle. Every head must buy.

Every head must buy. Every time. must profess when it comes to rough. But it's like, you know, Velvita is like, it's even, it's even more of a,

like, made in a lab fucking concoction than regular American cheese. But Velvita is like the meltonous version of American cheese. American cheese is like craft singles, the shit you melt on cheeseburgers or whatnot. So I'm saying it's like,

Roney White is just like, it's not, it's not exactly white velvita, but it's like pretty close to being white velvita. You can get, like high quality white American cheese. And I did, and it does hit.

But it's just, yeah, I don't know. It's just so raving. They do. They do. They do. Have you tried it? Does it hit? I haven't tried that for the,

I have absolutely used Casso Blanco to make like rotel and shit. And guess what? It is. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You should try it in your recipe, though, right? Do what?

But you should try it with your new recipe. That's what you're getting. You should, right? I should. I should. I feel like I know. know what it'll what it'll taste like because I'm pretty versed in Valvedan now. I think I could, and it is, so it is a little different, but I'm just saying,

it's not that far all, really. Well, that's good, but yeah. All right. The 12 disciples names, there is a repeat. I want to go through them, though, because something Trey was joking on. We might get a riff out of this. This is pretty great. The 12 disciples are Peter, James, John, Andrew, Bartholomew, or Nathaniel.

Yeah. James the lesser Listen, we all know other James is the one that hits. And this is Jesus. We're going to make sure every new person you meet knows. Yeah. Like no one's ever going to have any question about which of these two James's hits. Judas?

They're going to meet that it ain't you. Everybody needs to know that you do not hit. when compared to this other James. Like fucking. Jesus did that. Jesus did that, bro. Dave Chappelleus Prince. Come in, James.

Yeah. And what sucks for that, dude, is he's like, what's he going to do, prove to Jesus that Jesus is wrong about him being less? Like, if Jesus says you're the lesser James, guess what you're forever. You're in the Bible. I assume it would be younger? roast your ass, James. That's what he'd do.

Fuck you, James. Ain't shit, James. Oh, ain't shit James. That's what Jesus. This is James over here. We got ain't shit, James. Oh, man, I bet he hated fucking Jesus. I bet he's trying to warn Jesus about Judas every day.

James, you ain't shit. Have you met my disciple, ain't shit, James? James. Oh man, all right, all right. It doesn't get better, but I do need to keep going. There's other tiny hits. There's Judas and then Jude. Now, imagine if you was Jude and Judas did that,

and everybody kept getting the shit in. They definitely would, yeah, it wasn't me. It was Judas. Jude us, you fucking idiots. All right, Matthew or Levi. Now, how is it, that's too far apart names. Yeah, I don't know why he changed them at all. Like, none of that makes sense.

I mean, like, with Paul and Saul, it's like, oh, really, Paul? Saul, did Jesus change your name? Or were you running from some Samarians? And because you just murdered everybody. Well, in that vein, their names would make more sense than his. Like, if you're wanted as Matthew and you go by Levi, I get it. If you're wondering by Paul and you're like, yeah, it's like, he's got a fake mustache on. Like, no, I've never heard of Saul.

I'm Paul. What are you talking about? This is not a spoiler because it's literally just a name. But like that's... Also, it's from the Bible? No. No. No.

He's going to watch that fucking Mel Gibson movie later. No, matter of fact, I just won't even say what character it is. That way it definitely is part. But that's it. That exactly what y'all just said and did is a joke in Shang Chi. Oh, all right. Yeah. Well, the joke I'm thinking of now, I can't say.

So, yeah. But yeah, yeah, man. this is some biblical he just Jesus stayed go ahead three more there's three more and one's worth here in Philip Thomas and Simon the zealous oh it's fucking Jesus is called you as zealette damn yeah yeah like like right sim jesus is like hey so I'm jesus a game a game I must be something I open one of my this is what's this COVID Drew I think another one of your soon Are y'all just hearing old football games that I played in?

With you, it's like, with your CT, it's kind of like holding your ear up to a fucking seashell. You just start hearing. Yeah, can he play? God damn it. Can he play? It was an ESPN tab. Thank God. What the fuck was I said?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, Jesus is sitting there like, what was the zealot's name? Simon. Simon, like Jesus, even when he's in, like when he was making that. the last dinner reservation it was that he made. He was just like, I'm Jesus, you know, from the, yeah, the religion. And this is Peter and this is fucking Simon, this guy. I, uh, listen, he's, he follows me, but he's not really with us.

You know what I'm saying? Like, he's going to say some wild shit. See him at the other end of the table. Hey, Leonardo, will you draw him last just in case? You guys ever heard of that game Simon says? Yeah, that's him. He's the one always saying shit. Yeah.

I would love to see Larry David as Jesus do. in that. Oh, yeah. Simon. Okay. We get it. He's my stepdad.

I'm the one who's got to die. So why don't you let me say what the rules are, Simon? Larry David, as Jesus just at the last supper, dealing with the waiter, when he's supposed to be doing some other stuff, like Jesus stuff, that would be really funny.

I don't want to make a big deal, but like, I'm going to die tomorrow. So, God, you're acting like at your last meal. Yeah, that would be great. But yeah, man, Trey, I forgot that we need to do this more.

Just tell Trey. What? Tell Trey stuff. Yeah, yeah, you should. Yeah, because that was really, really, really, really fun. Speaking of really, really, really fun, we're going to be in Raleigh, North Carolina this weekend at Good Nights Comedy Club. I'm told that the early Saturday show is sold out on 9-11. But, hey, yeah, so, you know, not all bad.

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Also, hey, if you're not out and about going to shows, you can also sign up for Trey Crowder's Patreon. It's at patreon. Patreon.com slash Trey Crowder. You can also subscribe to our newsletter so that you'll know when we're coming to you. Because like, you know, I know, and look, it's fine. It gets frustrating, but there's a lot of people that will put the tour list up. And they'll be like, why the fuck aren't you coming to?

This is bullshit insert city here. And it's like, well, if you look at the end, this. What I was going to say, if you look at the end of this, it's not like those are the, do you see every date on the, for the whole year on there? No, it ends at January 16th. We're going to add more. I promise you we're going to add more. It's just been wild, if you can imagine,

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