wellRED podcast - #24 - Percocet Sail Away With Me: LIVE FROM VEGAS!!!

Episode Date: July 19, 2017

This week, the boys sit down in their super sweet... well..suite at The Rio in Las Vegas to discuss Nevada's recent legalization of recreational weed, the fact that Jeff Sessions did something decent for a change, and of course.. the Trump/Russia scandal including Don Jr.'s recent email allegations. We also talk about Kellyanne Conway, how sexy Corey's mom and Trae's Grandma are, and speculate how fire the new Eminem album is gonna be.... we cover a lot of shit on this one.. its a good un:) Oh, and Kid Rock. wellREDcomedy.com for tickets to shows, sweet t shirts, and our best selling book! Subscribe, tell your friends, and leave us a review... it really helps1 Thanks in advance... skeeeeeewww

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both of them both of them was almost empty but I just needed one to be a vessel to refill and I'm high and grabbing them both yeah

I just now got unhigh because we are are we going Corey sure we are in Las Vegas Nevada

Nevada recently if you're unaware well they didn't recently recently legalized recreational marijuana, but it recently went into effect. And so Corey and Drew, who arrived yesterday, I did not get here until today, but they arrived

yesterday, and they went to a dispensary. And so by the time I got here today at noon, they were absolutely bombed out stone, evidently. Corey was more bombed out than me. I did a little bit. Now, hold on to defend me and Corey about the noon thing. We have a show tonight. You got to defend that.

No, yeah. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, I don't mind anybody thinking that I just got stoned at 12. And the plan was we were going to go to the pool, like do a little bit of these edibles to go to the pool. Corey never made it. And when I got back from the pool, he was like, man, somebody I know just passed away, which is obviously very sad. And I'm watching this commercial of the goddamn conjuring. And you know, dude, death is all around us.

So here's how he, here's all he said to me. It was in the middle of another conversation with me and him and my buddy, Brian. who's here with us, a friend of ours, who's just hanging out. So he just sort of threw this in the middle of it. And what he said was like talking about doing the legal weed out here. And he was like, I mean, yeah, man, you know, I was doing fine or whatever. And then this goddamn devil movie came on TV and then fuck. The void is real, you know, or whatever.

So then I just wallered in the abyss for the next two hours. And here I am. Dude, it's so bad. Like, I got violently high and I tried to leave. And, like, I was getting on an elevator. and like, you know when you're so high that you look at everybody, like, even mammals, and you're just like, please don't try to rob me. I don't have the energy right now.

I don't think rob, but I do think. I mean, interact with me. I mean interact, but I was like, literally just, hey, how you doing, whatever. I'm terrified that when I'm high in public, anybody I don't know, I'm terrified that they're even going to engage me in any way at all. Yeah, it's my fucking nightmare. I look at dudes who, like, I could otherwise beat their ass, and I'll be like, oh, please don't try to fight me right now because you're going to beat the shit out of me

and I'll have to be like, I'm super high. Normally I would have wore that motherfucker because I have no, what is it? What's it when you're motor skills? I don't have no goddamn motor skills. Words? Words either. I'm still a little bit stoned. But when I'm super high, my motor skills are fucking gone.

I don't know how to do shit. There's a zero percent chance of me ever getting into a fight while stoned because I will avoid. No, I don't care what the other dude does. Like, I could just be minding my own business. If I'm that high and some fucking bro just, like, punches you. Bumps into me on purpose.

Like, what's up, dude, we doing this? I will immediately be like, no. I've wronged this man in the past life. I am so sorry, sir. This is the universe giving me what I deserve. I'm going to leave now. Thank you, bye. You know, like, no way I would ever escalate a situation while high.

Yeah, no matter what. I mean, I had to stop smoking weed. I was sort of a pahed late in life. and when I hit that paranoid stage or whatever, when it first started making me paranoid, I was just at, like, I guess, an age where the darkness was real. Yeah. Because I feel like in your 20s, obviously,

sometimes you get high, I'm paranoid, and it's like, oh, no, what am I going to do with my life? But at 30, it was like, oh, no, what have I done with my life? That's what it is. We were, remember before our last show, I was saying, I was talking to you about this. Yes, about, and about how, well, anyway, something we may or may not do with it eventually or whatever else.

but we were talking about this idea, and I agree, and I've thought that for a while, because I've, like, sat and pondered over what the fuck has happened with me and my relationship to marijuana, because when I was in college, so in college A, 18 to 22, dude, I smoke weed all the time. I'd smoke weed go to parties. I smoke weed, go out to clubs and shit, whatever, and it was, it was awesome, and I loved it. Smoke weed every day. Yeah, absolutely. And now, I mean, I can handle a little bit and watch a movie and it's fine, but if I have one tiny drop too much,

the void comes knocking at my door, and that is fucking it. And it has to be what you just said. That's a conclusion I came to. It's like when you're fucking 19, like you said, even if you get all paranoid, it's like, fuck the cops are here when they're not. Right. And that's it. Yeah. When you're fucking 31.

Fuck God is here. Exactly. It's not. It's like, I'm going to. That was fantastic. That's fucking hilarious. But it's like what it really is for me now, oftentimes, it's like I'm going to throw all this away. You know what I mean?

I'm going to squander everything. Right. And not just your career. Like the things you care about. My family. All of it. It's all of it. I'll ruin it all.

And then whenever I come down or the next day, I'm like, Jesus Christ, Tray, what the fuck is that about? So on that note, you can't. I have those feelings when you're 19. I have all but stopped because of what you're talking about doing, you know, partaking in marijuana. Right. So when I do, and it's rare, I like to, like, be by a pool or whatever, and I do a little bit. We had this drink today.

The recommended dose on the bottle said whatever it said. So for us, cut that into one eighth. Listen, but I'm saying this is what Corey does. It's always on him. It's true. The bottle, I think, said to take. take 24 milliliters in liquid and that would

equal about 15 milligrams which the bottle reckoned was a dose. But this dead tooth red-headed... So yeah, I need a third of that. Right. Well, but this dead-tooth red-headed worker there look me in my face and said, do 15

milliliters. Now that's less than 24. If the dude who works there is telling you what dose to do, don't do more than that. That's what I told him. He told me. He told me. He's like, I did what the dude told me. And I said, bro, the dude at the weed store. Right.

Never do what that guy tells you to do. His logic, the bottle was telling him to do more. Yeah. But I'm like, yeah, this is, we've gone to big weed. Yeah. This is a corporation. They don't give a fuck about you. It's true.

So I did literally less than a third of that. That's what I would have done too. I made sure to make my wife's because I didn't want to babysit her ass today. And I gave her about half what Corey got. Was she stoned? Yes. But not like you. That's what I'm saying, though, so you can, I guess I took twice that shit.

You're just saying it, like, I'm supposed to be surprised. I don't have to. I knew this was going to happen. Yeah, yeah. But see, but, though, I was out of my goddamn mind. So for a while, so, all right, I was in college. It hit for me. I loved it.

Then I got that day job I had for years where I couldn't smoke at all because I got randomly drug tested, and then I came back to weed later on. Come on in here, y'all, you good. I mean. Bryce and, is Jackson back there? Bryce and his lady Jackson are here there, but. We're just talking about weed and why you shouldn't do it. We ain't got to the pills yet.

But so I came back to it after a long hiatus. And for a long time, I thought that's what it was. And I was like, no, I just have no tolerance anymore. Also, it's gotten stronger while I've been away. I've got to build my way back up to it. I feel very confident in this point. Everything you're saying I feel the same way about McDonald's. and women.

So I think just being old sucks. It's like I used to fuck with it. It's good. It's gotten stronger. Right. Fair enough. But here's what I'm saying. At this point, I feel very confident that that is not the case.

And now I think that we are right. I also think there are people who, a large amount of people who genuinely don't react to it the same way that all three of us do. Obviously, I can't argue with that. But my theory is that weed actually is a shitty drug. that when you're 19, you don't notice that it's a shitty drug because at 19, everything's fun. You want to do any drug. All the drugs.

But it's got to be a little shitty or it wouldn't be legal. Kind of in places. But I mean, I don't think it's fun. I don't think it's a fun drug. It's fun to eat a whole fucking pizza and laugh. But that is like everything good in life fleeting. Yeah, I don't know that I agree with that because, I mean, again, when I was that age, it was very fun. Also, very many times.

with that either because when I get the right dose of edible. Right. It's great. I love it. But he just said I love it. I'm still stoned. I'm still All right. Well, fuck. We can talk about drugs all at home. Hey, speaking of drugs. I agreed

with Jeff Sessions this week. Holy shit. Make a wish. What happened? I hadn't watched the news. He I mean, look, let's be honest. And I know that if no one on the other sides listened to our podcast, but if they they would tell me I was just bullshit right now. I know for a fact this case started during the Obama administration

because you can't make an arrest in a fraud case this huge, this quickly, but he did lead a big round of arrest today on fraud cases with a bunch of doctors who were providing pills to people. Dude, and it was wild. They were giving people like vacations. Like they were given pillheads vacations where they supplied the pills. And then they would bill a Medicare company for 19 doctor, visits or whatever.

Hold on. Yes. Go ahead. No, I actually, and I know this is shitty because everybody was just paying attention more than, well, I was paying attention, but that was a lot to bring in. These doctors were giving, among the things they were doing to commit fraud, they were giving away drug vacations. Giving them away.

Yes. So that, but in exchange basically that you were there billing pawn and they would keep billing your Medicare or Medicaid or whatever as if you were a patient who needed to see them 15 times a month. But instead, you never went in. Hold on. I missed the, what do you mean by drug vacation? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

They would send them on vacation and giving them drugs. A patient? They weren't real. They weren't patients. How does a doctor? They're just addicts. Yeah, but I'm still not following. How can a doctor send a patient on any kind of vacation?

They just paid for it and gave them pills. In exchange for which you give me all your. Literally like bought them like a cruise ticket and a bottle of pills? Yes. Oh, holy shit. Yes. Look. Where I'm from, they call that the hookup.

Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. My mom was listening right now like, God damn. Yeah. Exactly. I mean, they were. They were taking advantage of.

Trey nail, I'm doing it wrong. They were taking advantage of, obviously, the worst, you know, of the worst in terms of people who are addicted by saying, look, we know what you want, a vacation in pills. In exchange for that, I'm going to bill your Medicare. You say taking advantage. I say making it. Yeah, that's funny. Well, also, in fairness, like, hell, who don't want, I mean, they were going to do it anyways.

They were addicts. Why not do it on a boat? Buddy, you got no counterarguments for me, which is a rare thing. Well, I don't know what you want me to say. Other than, here's part of it, though, for me, I can't help. I'm saying now I'm mad at Jeff Sessions. Well, I can't help but be me and be like, well, of course you finally made an arrest federal government when it was hitting for the pillheads. And Medicare was getting screwed out of money.

Right. But when doctors was just, you know, pumping people full of them, but like not sending them on vacation, you know, but back to their families. Yeah. When everybody was about to perk a set sail, you got pissed to fuck off. Perk a set sail. No good? No, it's amazing. Okay.

And I was also trying to think. Perkissette sale with me. Yeah, fucking Opaka, Florida. I wish I knew more boat songs because there's got to be one. that says set sail. I think Perka set sail away. Well, Gypsy's speedboat. Okay, Gypsy's speedboat.

Parker set sail away with me. That's fucking gangster. I love that. Oh, man. So, anyway, there was a whole... But no, but the point is, the federal... These doctors are all doing this same thing?

I have not looked super deeply into it, but it seems to be... Where was it? Florida. Was it Florida? It was Florida, wasn't it? It was Florida. It was Florida.

Like, without reading it, it was in my professional? have a law degree opinion it was definitely Florida. Yeah, and my having been to Florida a bunch of opinion it was Florida. We got fans in Florida, although they know. I was like, dude, listen, we ain't shitting on, you know,

yeah, we ain't shitting on y'all. We're just saying, you know, Florida is a fucking wild place to be. It costs less to send somebody on a cruise when you live 50 miles from the beach. You know what I mean? Like, it's just more cost effective. I just saw, I haven't looked super deep into it, But I have complained for years, and I know you guys have too, about like the drug war never seems to affect anyone above, you know, a street-level addict or every once in a while, a big-time dealer, but not fucking big pharma or doctors.

Well, you know, again, this case of it's as big as I think it is, it definitely started under the Obama administration. But I have to give Jeff Sessions credit for following through with it. Dude, I don't know if this ever happened to any one of y'all's hometown. And also, it could have been just rumors because nothing ever came of it. But I remember hearing multiple times over the years and all this shit was like at its absolute pinnacle, hearing about a couple of different doctors in Salina, like rumors that they were going down. Like they were under investigation for, you know, basically running pill mills or whatever, which everybody knew they were.

And so far as I know, them motherfuckers has ever one still practicing medicine to this day in Salina. Nothing that I'm aware of ever came of it. I know that, whether they're still there or not. And I could say on the one hand I could see how in a small town resource-wise, it'd be really hard to prove that case. And then I could also see on the other hand how the doctors would be like, hey, sheriff, won't you make this go away or whoever? And if I give you 100K, that's the beautiful thing about a federal investigation. Something will happen. Now, I'm afraid it'll be that they'll just have to pay a bunch of fines and get out of it.

But with a federal indictment like that, something's going to happen. I know two doctors, one pharmacist, and also a judge. Now, the judge wasn't pills, it was cocaine. But still, Insolina, two doctors, a pharmacist, and one judge who were all at one point in some kind of shit for drug-related offenses. And when I say some kind of shit, I mean, like, got arrested. I know the judge and the pharmacist both, like, you know, got busted or whatever. and every goddamn one of them, to my knowledge, there were no long-term effects of it ever.

Yeah. Across the board. And again, in fairness, this is back when I was like 18, 19, that's just what everybody said. I don't know the specifics of the individual cases or whatever, but I will also say everybody 100% knew for a fact that it really was happening. whatever, you know, case or they, that whatever case they had against them. There ain't no secrets in Salinas.

Everybody knew what was happening and then every, and also people were saying like, oh shit, they've been busted and then fucking nothing ever happened ever with any of them. Right. Money. It costs them money. Rich people don't bleed. Right. But so these guys must have somehow, these doctors must have somehow pissed off even higher up lizards.

Yes. No, that's exactly what I was saying. They're fucked over some big pharma guys or something. It wasn't big pharma. It's the only way it makes sense. It is Medicaid, Medicare, and insurance companies. Because see, that's where the money comes in. These poor people come in and they're addicted or whatever.

And these doctors see them as cash cows because they're like they have government-backed insurance. Right. So I'll milk this motherfucker to death. Of course. And the people that were getting milked, see. I mean, you say this and you sound like a fucking sophomore year, it just fill of the money, man. But it's true. it is true that's what one of my mama's charges was medicare fraud because you know for

yeah i've defended that for that but um uh kid rock no hold on wait wait hold on you what would you say the bang the dang vote the people they're pissing off the wrong people the people hire up medicaid medicare and insurance companies oh oh i was just saying about the doctors i was gonna say lizards like when i was percissette sell away with me people, I don't know that people that aren't ever around this environment understand what happens or how this works. You mean the rural medical world environment?

No, okay. So when I was a server in Cookville. You mean the pills environment? I'm talking about the doctors and the drug reps and the pharmaceutical companies environment and the way they interact with each other. When I was a server in Cookville at this place called Crawdays, it has fantastic food. Everybody should go check it out. It's actually some of the best food in Tennessee.

It's absolutely the best food in Cookville. Some of the best food you can get. Drew knows what I'm talking about. I've heard it's really good. I've heard it's good. Yeah, anyway, it is good. We had this side room where we'd have like big private parties or whatever, wedding receptions, that kind of shit. And also very often drug reps for pharmaceutical companies would host dinners for doctors in the area.

When I say in the area, Cookville, Tennessee, is. is a hub for all these shitty little rural towns around there, including Salina. And Overton County, Jackson County, all these little small towns were, all these doctors come in, go to dinner at Crawl Days with these drug reps. Why are they going to be shitty towns, Trey? Whatever. You know what I mean. And so all these doctors would come in, these drug reps would host these dinners for them.

Pell dinners? At Crawlatties. They weren't giving out pills. What they were doing was whining and dining the doctors. to get the doctors to prescribe their particular brand of pills. It's like you prescribe this and get people to buy this, and they don't explicitly say, and we'll give you a fucking cruise or a boat.

But hey, oh, by the way, everything's on us, open bar, get whatever you want. These doctors would take home prime. And what you'd like to come back next year and do this all again? Whole cakes and shit, seriously, the doctors would get to go and take women in their car But we will give you so many things worth so much money. Yeah. And as a server, I was like, shit, rack it up.

You know? Like a fucking $2,000 check at the end of that. Auto crap, baby. Hell yeah. But yeah, dude, happened all the time. There's a little bit of gratuity. Did you want me to add a little bit there? You ask them right in front of the doctor.

Right. Oh, yeah. Throw yourself a couple hundred. Also, what bills these is? Whatever they've got at the time. This is one. No, I'm saying that's what I've been asking. This is one of a slew of a slew of.

This is one of a slew of reasons that capitalism as a system, like when you apply it to the medical world, it doesn't fucking work. Because now you've got the market incentive for doctors to prescribe pills, not the this is how people get better incentive. You know what I mean? Right. And there's just a big list of those reasons. For example, if you have cancer and it looks bad and you're over the age of 30, the capitalist answer to that is let them die. That's legit the smartest thing to do as a market. But, you know, and anyway, I'm going to get on a fucking socialistic rant.

I've had too much vodka. Corey, you take over. What is that? Coconut water? And vodka. Oh, shit. Coconut water. I thought, all right.

I'm still very stone. So if you're about to go down the socialist rabbit hole, I may kill myself. No, y'all tell me, all I saw was literally that article that our manager texted to us. Kid Rock's running for office? Well, so Vote Kid Rock, 2018, or for Senator, whatever.com, went live on one of a head. You know about this? He got your vote. He's got Bryce's vote.

Yeah. We think he's running for Senate in Michigan. He has all but confirmed it. U.S. Senate? You think it's state or U.S., Bryce? He hasn't said. I love that. We're leaning on Bryce for this effort.

Brass is in the Kid Rock fan club. Hey, listen. Baw to Baw should be his platform. That and I am the Bull God. However, if I was running against him, I would just play what he fucking did to Sweet Home Alabama on loop. because I'll never forgive him for that. But in Michigan, though, they don't give a fuck as much.

It was Sweet Home Alabama and Where Wars in London. Yeah, dude. He fucking blasphemed against both songs in the same song. Yeah, it was pretty bad. And then, you know, also he is apparently a crazy right winger who likes Trump. So there is that. He also, for years, my mom. My mama.

My mom has just said U.S. Senate. By the way, Bryce is just our producer for now. He fact checked last four for us. Thank you, Bryce. My mama, you'll be unsurprised to last last. Huge Kid Rock fan Buddy, I went to a kid rock show It was a fucking great concert

I'm not gonna act like I ain't a fan My mom All with the boy is so good Hold on, it's awesome My mama says he puts on a good show She also told me at least when she went and saw him Dick like a horse He unfurled a huge

Confederate flag Of course he started He had him up He started doing that when he started doing He's from Detroit Yes he started doing that when he started I hate that shit He started doing that when he started doing

The Southern Rock Like I'm the New Southern Rock. I love Leonard Skinner thing. And it worked for him because those people were looking obviously for a new hero. Now, he did that with a black lesbian drummer. That doesn't make it okay.

I'm not at all going to defend Kid Rock hanging the flag, especially because he's from fucking Michigan. That right there's the part that pisses me. We've talked about that when I see a damn rebel flag in Indiana, it's like, all right, you're wrong, but that's our wrong to be, God damn it. You can't appropriate

racism. We told that. Indiana story on the podcast? I don't know if we have. We definitely told it on stage a few times. That's what I opened up with in Indiana. I was like quit appropriating our goddamn racism. That's ours. I meant when I got hammered and ran around at the Bocefus concert,

asking people where they were from and what they thought that flag man and then calling them all pussies. Yeah. Yeah. And then taking pictures with them. Yeah, that was fantastic. I have a picture that I took with a guy hat on a Trump shirt and a Rebel Flagg Hat, asked him where he was from, and then I called him. called him and his friend

pussies as I snapped pictures with him. It was a Bosefus concert. It was also a Chris Stapleton concert that I really wanted to see. And also what's important to know about the story he's telling, we had not yet gotten into the concert. We were trying to get in a guy who booked us in Georgia. Shout out Paul's Hogg. Paul's Hogg in Georgia who booked us on some shows in Georgia

said he was getting us on the list for this Chris Stapleck. The Appleton concert in Indianapolis, we got up to the box office. They said, who are y'all? We never heard of y'all. We said, hold on, excuse me. Anyway, our 15 minutes, they were like, fine, just go in, shut up. Yeah, side note to all our listeners, we don't pay for shit no more. Y'all should know that.

But in between those two things, when we were like just trying to get it worked out and get inside, that's when Drew was running around right outside the box office, cussing people out, calling them pussies and saying they don't know shit about fuck and whatever else. You're no shit about that fact? What's your excuse? Hate not Heritage? Oh, God. It was fucking phenomenal.

And me and Corey over there just like, we're going in, right? Fuck him. I'm like, no matter. I told him at one point. I was like, hey, dude, under normal circumstances, I would totally help him out. But if he gets in a fight, I'm going into this. Well, I'm just glad our- fans are getting to hear right now who's really committed to, you know, the cause here.

here. Me trying to fight a bunch of brodies at a post-Cathus actually being tolerant of people. Yeah, tolerant of hate. That's what, Corey. We were just, you know. It was Indiana, buddy. That's hate, not heritage. There's no way you can slice that. If you don't a rebel flag thing

on one of those states, there's no way you can get around that. I think they're fucking, you're not wrong. It's just that I wanted to see the show more than I wanted to tell them that. Well, that's what I was about to bring up. Is this the way, like, for feminists who like rap music? And it's like, Sometimes it's sometimes hard for them. Yeah. What's that Chris Rock bit?

He ain't talking about me. Slap him with the dick. Slapping with the dick. Put the dick in the ear. Like, behind the bitch. And it's like, that's both Seifis for Red Natch. Because I had fun.

Listen to Hank Williams Jr. But I know where his heart is. You know what I mean? I actually tweeted that. Did you see that thing where he tried to be nice about Obama? Like about a year, year and a half ago? I think he literally.

said, someone's going to correct me, I'm probably wrong. You know, they've been kind of mean to that boy. Yeah. About the president. Yeah. And he thought he was being nice because he's, anyway. I tweeted something about that the other day about basically like, you know, it's, it's super easy for me to be liberal or whatever the fuck until old country comes on.

I'm just like, all right now. Hold on now. It's like, it's not even the racist shit, too. It's like, I'll be listening to it. And I'm like, God, it's so sexist. Like that Conway 21 that's rapy. Yeah. where he talks about how she's like 14

she's never been touched this way or some shit yeah but man that melody that melody that boy sang your mamma's panties off yeah but in fairness I mean that it just Conway 20 R. Kelly's real good for that whole thing too I'm not saying country's the only

problematic situation Corey and I are just talking about how you hear that and you're like oh man my childhood is ruined and no it's not no it's fine it's really hard like all this in some of these old songs and I'm just like I'm like, Tammy Wynette, you ought not have stood by your man. You should be your own goddamn woman.

Right. He clearly doesn't deserve you. Yeah, he don't. You're a fucking awesome bit. You got a boy the hook. Stand by your man. Yeah, fuck y'all now. No, I agree.

That's what it brings me out. Like, if I get drunk at my house and, like, listen to, like, an entire playlist of old-school country, I'll walk out my door just like, what's this liberal redneck horse shit? We don't need nothing. I'm a changed man for like 10 minutes. You're like, you're kind of shooting yourself in the foot, though, in terms of it, quote-unquote, being okay, because you're basically saying it does have a negative effect on you. I get out of it, though. It's just, it's kind of like being stoned.

It's like, I'll be, I'll be on them. Country don't make me hate blacks or gays. No, no, no, no. Of course it don't. Of course it makes me want to have a bottle rocket fight and fucking, you know. That's not what I meant. And if, you know, the four-weather with my shirt off. Yeah, but it does make me hate people.

But it does, I think Corey's right, that it does make me wish that I could just ignore that that lyric was definitely talking about to hate raping a 14-year-old. Also, when Tammy Wynette's singing in that song. Yeah, but again, I don't think that specific thing I don't think is exclusive to country music. Sure, of course. There's all kinds of sexy songs across all genres. Of course. Yeah, no. But I listen to that shit.

I listen to old country. Well, that's where we started. I was saying that this is like feminists listening to rap or whatever. But I feel like y'all are saying it's like, because it's like, the redneck in us comes out because we hear this. It's like we can't help it because it's in our blood. I'm saying, I don't think that aspect is, if you were talking about listening to old David Allen co-ship,

and you were like, you know, I'll listen to it. And I just want to fucking whoop a black boy's ass. Yeah, that is not what I'm saying. I know. That would be completely different. I'm saying what you're talking about, I don't think it's a country music thing at all. It's just a fucking... There are songs that are that way.

I never meant for it to be, this is an old country thing. It's just old shit in general. Just old shit. That's just what I listen to. Like, what I'm saying is when I hear Tammy Wynette stand by your man, I'm sitting there drunk crying going,

I should be able to cheat. You know what I mean? Like that's... Back in the day... Like that billboard, where were these angels? Where are these angels? These angels are like,

yeah, what should just be able? You should be able to take your day out on them and fucking cheat on them. They should sit there. God damn with the good old days. And then I'm like, Do, Corey, Jesus Christ, it's just a good song. Corey, I knew what you meant.

I think Traystoneed. He is. Yeah. But you know what? It's like all this for me. I mean, you're right. It is all genres. Ball with the ball right now is like this for me.

Like, I want to throw that on and be like, yeah, he should be able to run for Senate. Cowboy? But he shouldn't run for Senate. Cowboy's hilarious. What's his fucking platform? I'm really good at stealing Southern rock culture. I fuck Pamela Anderson. His platform is y'all.

Y'all saw it we did in November. Same thing just in Detroit. Same thing except I'm younger and have a talent of some type. I'm not just a reality show start. He's not still married to Pamela Anderson, is it? No. No, no. That's a long time ago.

Yeah. Well, I'm packing up my gaming. I'm a head out west where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts. Got a nest in the hills. Chill like Flint. I'm old drop top. Find a plot to pimp. And I'm a kid rock it up and down.

You're blocking with a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch. You know why in retrospect, he kind of sucks. Fucked in a shit hits. That fucking line at the end. We got to get a slee and desist for that one. That fucking line at the end where he says, I'm going to paint his town red and paint his wife white. Oh. You talk about going in on the motherfucker.

Painting his town red and paint his wife white. Uh. Calls Kate. Yeah. All right. Well, he started out. We might hurt our advertisers. I'm going to get so much shit for this.

But he definitely started out as like some sort of, maybe not hero, but like dude who would honor the dress. edges. He came out the same time as M&M and they were similar in that sense. With the ball, he was talking about, this is for my homies at the methadone clinic. No one else was doing that. No. Because that time period was full of like pretty boys. Without a doubt.

You know what I mean? So this is only tangentially related. To run or to get it. Jesus Christ. This is only tangentially related, but you're right. Him and M and M both popped at about the same time. They both came out of Detroit. If y'all seen, and I haven't, I've only seen this one clip from it, but there's a new like

docu-season. series on HBO called the Defiant Ones. Yes. And I saw a clip from it, and I'm going to watch the whole thing now, but it's a clip talking about how Eminem and Dr. Dre first hooked up. And basically an intern for Jimmy Iving went to some rap battle, got a tape from Eminem, gave it to Jimmy Ivan, who used to always go over to Dre's house with like a stack of tapes from Unknown. Okay, check us out.

And he'd just go, like, go. through him and he did that shit all the time and one of them was him and him and him was immediately like who is this guy where's he at get him on the phone right now i need to i need to meet this dude and then so they got him and him on the phone dray flew him out right didn't know he comes out there no he i don't know if he knew he is white or not they actually didn't even cover i heard the version of this where he when he first heard he when he first heard him he didn't know it was white but anyway this is a part that's insane to me flies him out there they meet up they go to dray's studio and again he literally they've just met for the very first time and he's like so uh i'm gonna put you

put you a beat on i've been working on and i'll see what you got is that cool and emm's like yeah you know whatever do what you're gonna do so he puts on uh this beat he'd been working on and it comes on and draces in less than five seconds like it loops through once and m and em goes hi my name is what my name is who my name is slim shady and it was the beat for my name is what he came up for the hook for that song which was his first hit song obviously within five seconds of hearing it for the very first time the very first beat dray ever played for him why ain't m&m running for sin no shit that's what i'm saying yeah that shit is crazy and then he said dray was like i knew right then, you know, this guy

was a fucking phenom or whatever. I did not realize how many racists I worked with. And then he goes about how so many other people in the hip-hop world were like, he's got blue eyes. What the fuck? That guy, you know what I mean? Like how fucking

paste. Nobody's got to bite. What other? That could also, that's not necessarily racism. I don't think if you're like, if you're just saying, hey, I don't think it'll work because he's white, because the world won't accept it. I'm quoting Dr. I don't know, man.

He said, I didn't know how many racists I worked with. I don't think that's what he said. And I don't know if that's a true thing to say, too, because, like, I've kind of heard the same thing from people saying that's why they don't want Idriselba to play James Bond. No, no, no, no. It's not racist. It won't work because he's a black dude. And that's not what it's been. So, I mean, that's what I'm saying.

If you say it like, I mean, you might not in your heart really believe you're being racist, but it still is. I don't think you'd be a bad person. Well, then there's that theory that you can only be prejudiced to white people in America. you can't be racist toward them. But we don't have to get in all that. I want to talk about, have y'all heard the M&M kid rock song? Uh-uh. I don't think so.

I don't remember what it's called. I remember some of M's verse rum and Pepsi got your perception of them be sketchy. I'm going to get fucked up and not stopped until I got 14 bitches drunk, naked, touching each other. That's all I remember. I'm just blacked out in the middle of that. You know Eminem is working on a new album and Dr. Dreis is producing it? Uh-huh. I did not know that.

Yes, that's just an outside two or three days. Do you think it'll be like, all right, old man. I told Corey the other day. I said, what would you do if they released a track list, and one of them was forgot about Shady or forgot about Slim? I told how fucking punk would you be? I would be too afraid that it wouldn't live up to it. That A, wouldn't live up to it. Well, here's the thing.

When he first came out, it was like he was the little, like, punk Zite guy. Like, he really captured what it felt like for some people, like in Detroit or wherever. Like, Slim Shady was his ed. In Salinas, son. Right. Slim Shady was his id. White trash kids everywhere, baby. Hey, isn't that what Trump's fucking election was about?

Was capturing the id of like the sort of overlooked, angry white dude? I'm saying I don't know if I want a shady tune right now. When Trey told me... It's a different time. When Trey told me that, he said, what would you do if they released one call, forgot about shady? I texted him back and I quote, son, I'd quit the tour till it came out so I could focus all my time on holding my knees

and rocking back and forth whispering, it's going to hit at a padded wall at a psych ward, because I would lose my goddamn mind, and that is exactly how I feel. I think it'd be fire. I don't think Eminem is one of the dudes. It's like, he's still got it in the tank. That's...

If him and Dreher come back together, something's up. You know what I mean? Something the fuck is up. I mean, I mean, it could be money. I mean, yeah, but they could have been doing that the whole goddamn time. I said they got an idea,

but it could be about this mess. I have to admit, I haven't listened to it, but I've heard that that new Jay-Z album was pretty fire. I've only listened to one. I've only listened to one song, and it was really good. And Eminem's got his new shit with Drey coming out, and I think Nause got a new album coming out. Who knows, maybe we got it.

We just got a comeback to her coming out. Yeah, but then we're going to lose him again, the fraud. Yeah, that's true. Jarl rule been screaming about murder for 30 years. Fraud's what's sending him away. Do y'all know the story about 50 cent and Jow rule? Yes, and it hits. Go ahead and tell it.

It is so insanely gangster. He bought his collection or some shit. So Jai Roles started beef with 50 cents. sent him and them because he's functionally retarded. And they destroyed him in verses. I can't imagine the hubris of waking up and being like, hey, you know who I'm going to take on? Right. That little white dude

who made it. Who literally revolutionized fucking hip-hop. And 50 cent at the height of his powers. Oh, yeah. Who is boys with that dude. And they destroyed him in verse, but then, yes, 50 bought up the rights to Jarl Rule's entire catalog and then like buried it basically

to where Jarl Rule can't ever make any money off his own fucking songs anymore from back then or whatever. That is just fucking gangster as it gets right there. I think that one of the reasons that mainstream hip hop you don't hear as much about like this crew got in a fight with this crew and there was a stabbing and there was a shootout at this award show

is that happened and everyone were like oh. Oh, we've graduated. Yeah. It ain't shit to shoot anybody in. I mean, so they took away their life. They were fine with that, but they were like, shit. Not the rights, please. Not the rights.

No. Well, dude, that's worse, man. To be dead is one thing, but to have to live your life and not be able to hit no more? That sucks. But it's also those guys in their minds, like, I wish they fucking would try to drive by on me. They can get my rights like that. Shit, fuck that. Fuck that.

Oh, my God. Yeah, that is, dude, that's absolutely gangster. That's what that happened to. Wouldn't you rather, that's quite a statement. That happened to Michael Jackson. Paul McCartney did that show. No, it's the other way around. No.

Oh, it was. It was. It was the Beatles. Yeah, he bought the Beatles cast masters or whatever. If they sense, even before he died, they redid it. But yeah, and that was always like. But Michael Jackson didn't do that out of like spite or whatever, though. He didn't, but it still was a thing.

Right, yeah. We're like George Harrison's family wasn't making shit because Michael Jackson owned the. Yeah, that's wild. That level of money. Unreal. It's unfucking believable. Like you can just. But hey, you know what are you going to do today?

Ruin someone's entire fucking life? What are you going to do? Like, that's insane. Nobody needs that kind of power. No, I've got a couple people I'd like to destroy. It's inside all of us. That's my point. That's like what we were talking about with them fucking Hobby Lobby people that just happened.

I mean, yeah, that's a shitty thing to do. But I cannot even begin to imagine having let's buy some ancient Iraqi artifacts money. Like, that shit is beyond my comprehend. This belongs to a country, but currently that country's in trouble. So let me swoop in there and own it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the hubris of that is insane. I just can't imagine, like, waking up with that type of, like, what I'd do.

Like, if that's what that guy's into, what the fuck would I, I don't know, man. That'd be, that's dangerous. Yeah, well, we've talked about, we were talking about it, I think, with Chuck, who was the guest last week, recently, whenever this is coming out. I think it was Chuck. It might not have been. We've been talking about those. It's like, the idea is, like, you get successful. I don't know I said this to you recently.

It's like, I don't think that. money necessarily makes people bad. I think it's inside them and when they get money now they're allowed to do it. You do whatever you want to do. That's what I've, Syonfield. All I've done since we've got money was eat more pancakes. Grumpy old man.

It wasn't Seinfeld. Somebody has a bit from like in the 90s about you don't become an asshole when you get old. It's just assholes get old and have more of a license to be an asshole. Right. You know what I mean? Because there's also plenty of sweet old people too. You know what I mean? Yeah.

I think it's the same kind of thing. Like you just, yeah, you have a license to be what you've always wanted to be when you get a certain amount of money or whatever. Right. I agree with y'all. I'm with you fellas. Well, we do have one big topic that we have left out. And, I mean, I'm sick of the name, Trump, but we need to talk about Trump Jr. As you guys know, and I'm sure everyone listening to us too, but we'll go ahead and say it.

He stunningly just straight up admitted to meeting with. a lawyer who he said was not from the Russian government, but the email that he got that he, when he agreed to meet with her, said she is a Russian government attorney. It turns out she wasn't, and that's true, but he 100% thought that she was, right? Yes, yes. And that she had some sort of dirt on Hillary Clinton that would help with the election and she wanted to meet. And then he says, while rolling his eyes, it became about adoption. So I was like, whatever. Now the thing, The thing about that is the adoption law that they were referred to, that's a big fucking deal. Like, it's a huge piece of policy and diplomacy. So that doesn't change the context of the meaning at all. It actually makes it more like, hey, if I give you this, you're going to change this law for me once you get in there. You know what I'm saying?

And that's obviously infuriating because of how, I guess, in the short of the show. shadows they've been, they've been claiming that they didn't do any of this, they've been lying straight up the whole time, but a few things. Trump Jr. is not part of the campaign. He's not part of the government officially, so he hasn't broken any laws in that way. He hasn't ever actually lied to anyone because he hasn't been officially asked yet. Two, it's probably not technically illegal to get information from a foreign government. I know that sucks to hear, but... I mean, it's fine. It just, it still don't look good.

Well, it continues to look awful. Also, did you see the thing? where Donald Trump started tweeting about Hillary's emails four hours after that meeting. Yeah, yeah. The meeting was scheduled. I didn't even think it was four hours. For real?

I thought it was more like... That narrative came from his camp right after that. I could be wrong. The thing I saw said, like, the meeting was... And I'm making these times up, but the time frame was something like this. It was like, according to the emails, the meeting was scheduled at like 4 p.m. to last an hour.

and then at like 5.15 p.m., Trump started tweeting shit about Hillary's emails. And I think something about her colluding with Russians. Right. Or something like that. Huh. Dude, it's just, like, how much smoke does there have to be

before it fucking matters? You know what I mean? I mean, in my world, man, you need a log. Right. You got to have a fucking hot cold. And I think we'll get there. Hey, and then in the political world, it just depends on how popular you all.

you are and it turns out dude he's still really fucking popular i mean with did you see kelly and conway go on CNN with those words her eyeball getting lower by the way she wrote it is it's like a moon and collusion on a piece of paper

and then marked through collusion held it up like this is a thing a human does with collusion marked through and went conclusion collusion conclusion conclusion there's a conclusion but there's no collusion what has happened to her?

Can you imagine being her child right now? You know how like... Look, you had a mom and now just this fucking skeleton of succubus is in her place floating around your fucking house, said, collusion, conclusion, collusion, conclusion, and she has children, I would imagine they're close to adults already and also

pretty fucked up at, you know. No, I think they're young, dude. She's only 32. She looks the way she looks because she's been screaming conclusion, conclusion for the last years. She looks like she's a hundred and thirty-two. You know how like, she's the age of one. off the blood of the innocent. She's the oracle. Yeah.

She literally looks like... She's the snorical. She looks like how South Park draws its characters. Like, she already like it. But with their left hand. Right, but she already fucking looks like it like, dude, I ain't trying to fucking like, I know this is body shaming or whatever the fuck. Producer grass. But I'm telling you...

What was the other words she looked up? She'd put up there. She did conclusion, collusion. She's 50? She's 50? Allusion defusion was the other two. I'll tell you this. She's fucking 50. My mom is goddamn 56, and y'all saw her last week. She's still a goddamn smoke show.

Kelly, I can call her. It's 56? Fuck it, dude, maybe 57. She's born in, she's born in 63. How's that back? Laura hits. Laura ain't ever said no rhyming words on national television. Fuck no.

She said illusion delusion. She didn't have any of them marked out. You're my mom old. Yeah. That's my girl. She's hot, ain't she? What is going on? Speaking of hot.

I just saw a picture of your meme all recently, and Andy was like, why is Trace Mee Ma'amaw a sexy grandma? What a memeaw is almost 80? What? Hold up. Trey got a hitting grandma? This is, I'm calling me. This one I found out you got a motherfuckinckon.

My mom-ma is beautiful. What the fuck? Yes. She's beautiful. I want to see. She ain't sexy. But she was. First of all, I didn't say that.

And second of all, Andy, I'm talking about what Andy said. What Andy said was, did you think Tray's mamma was a sexy memeon? Not like saying, but like, that's what type of Mimaw. She has she had her hair done. She looked great. Mema has had her makeup one. Her hair did since 19 and 68. I know all about that.

Were you not imagining this shuffling old lady in a moo-mo? Trey's mama. That's my mama. That's my mama. She died in 2010. They're not, I thought this was Mama Cat. That's the one that made the hitting catfish. Yeah, I was about seven years ago to sugar to her.

This one is the one that you can tell has a gay son. Okay, because I was about, No, what I was about to say is, like, I've heard Mama Cat describe, and there ain't no, like, truly beautiful woman that can cook like that. Hey, Mama Cat is beautiful, too, but in a different way, yeah. Well, no, I'm just saying, I'm not saying she was very much the shuffling, Lord Jesus, put the pound of the lard in my baked by my pinto beans. Whipping kids with a fly-swatt?

Corporate whipping your ass. She was that Southern Grandma. Yeah. I only had those. Right. Well, I had one of them. One of each. Yeah.

I respect that. Well, I mean, it ain't going to hit for our listeners, and you can look it up. There's a lot of fucking... I literally just said beautiful women can't cook. I didn't mean that. I'm very sorry, I know that Giata exists. Go ahead, Drew. I have no...

Is Giata an Italian bread? She's an Italian woman that has a cooking show on Food Network, and her mouth is as big as a fucking airport runway, and it's gorgeous. She's got the biggest smile in the world. It's gorgeous. She's got, like, this big-ass teeth, man. Like when she fucking smiles Got a whole margarita pizza in there

Dude you could It looks like a fuck yeah man Looks like a piano with lipstick on it's awesome You This is wild I don't even know where to begin With breaking down what is happening right now I think she's pretty

I like big mouths What that mouth do Anyways what were you saying I have no idea You said You said this ain't gonna hit for our listeners Oh I was just like I guess trying to wrap

that bullshit up, man. Because a lot of people are saying like, okay, there is a law on the books that says if you receive anything of value Are we talking about Hobby Lobby? No, we're talking about Trump Jr. If you receive anything of value, I want to say in exchange for

blah, blah, blah, blah, any kind of favors or whatever. Right. That's fucking treason. Sure. And that makes sense. But like, I read this article by a pretty, I think, liberal law professor who was like, or we had a point to where, for example, if Canada called up Hillary Clinton and said, we as a government have some information about Donald Trump, because he used to do business here.

Right. And this was before he ran, and we never brought charges, but we think it's illegal activity. Do you want it? Does she have to say no? Because that's treason. And it's not. And that was the argument that dude is. It's not treason.

Is information of value on its own? Well, only if you can do something with it. I thought also, when it comes like the constitutional definition of treason, it also... I'm talking, this is a statutory thing. Well, it also makes a huge difference whether our country's relationship with the other country. And also, us in Canada is like this, right? So, like, that's totally different. Yeah, you can talk to you, boy.

That's totally different than taking the information from Russia who is not. I mean, I don't know. This is my fault. This is my understanding of it. This is totally my fault. But first of all, this is a statutory thing. That constitution. And I shouldn't have said treason.

It's not treason. It's a statutory election law that he would be. could be on the hook for it, that if you receive something in value, et cetera, et cetera. Treason itself, you have to literally, you have to prove that you're selling the country out, that you're trying to... Collude with an enemy state, right? Right. To further their goals or whatever.

Right. And this wouldn't affect, this wouldn't hurt the country in that situation. Hell, it helped the goddamn country. Oh. I'm saying, like, if Canada came to us... Oh, that's not hypothetical. Like, what I'm saying is, like, if you commit treason in a sense of, like, America's literally going to be hurting for it, and it's for your own personal game.

But in this situation, it'd almost be like, no, We're trying to fucking like help America out because we found out some shit about the current leader. There also was. But then they could make that argument about Russia. Sure. No, exactly. I know. But to take your analogy a step further, and maybe this isn't the analogy you were trying to make, I don't know.

But I'm saying if Canada did do that. Yeah. And they also said, hey, and also we are actively working to undermine this. person, your opponent's campaign. Like, we are, we are involved. There is a difference. You know, like, we have a fucking, we have an op going. But we don't have that.

That's not the smoke that we have. Do you know, like, I've read multiple things. Like, the entire intelligence community is basically 100% convinced that Russia interfered with this election. What I'm saying is there's no proof that anyone in Trump's campaign knew that. I was like, sweet, let me help you. Right, yeah, yeah. Like Trump Jr. has admitted to, they came to me and said they had some information.

Not we're running this big operation and we want your help. It was more like, do you want this? And this law professor's argument is we can't tell them to say no. Correct me if I'm wrong. Didn't one of those emails say, it said something that hinted at, we are working in your favor or whatever in Trump Jr's response was. Awesome. If it is what you say it is, great.

I love that. And it was like purposefully vague, but also there's no other way to interpret it. And I thought that's what that email was about, was basically them saying, hey, we're launching this fucking co-we're doing this covert effort. We're trying to help y'all out. And he was like, well, if that's true, if it is what you say it is, that's good to hear. We like that. My understanding is it was we have some dirt on her.

And he said, if it's what y'all say it is, it'll bring her down, whatever. And he's like, awesome. that's that that's not him pushing for or colluding with them in that clandestine attempt to get this information and he could easily argue I think and I haven't read all these emails maybe it sounds like you've read more about it than me he could easily argue

I didn't know what they had done to get this information I didn't know shit about it do you think someone he did by the way because he's about to get fucked he's trying to get out of it and he wants his back base on his side. He knew the New York Times was about to release it. He knew if he put it out there first,

their base would be, he could be like, look, I'm just being transparent. Yes. And their base would be like, look, he's just being transparent.

And it wouldn't matter, it wouldn't matter what was said in there. And that's pretty much all it was. That's a political thing in my opinion. I'm just now catching. And a legal one. If shit ever hits the fan, he like can start with the baseline.

I gave this up, and I didn't have to. I'm a private citizen. That's the other thing. See how fucking smart this is. Cushner is really who we should be, what the fuck was he doing at the meeting? And his whole thing is, I didn't know what it was about. I got asked to go and I just went, now you're telling me that Jared Custer just goes to meetings without knowing what they're about?

Fuck no. I don't even do that. He's absolutely working for the government at that point. Now, that's a way more interesting question. But look, dude, I don't think we're going to get them. I think what we're going to do is keep the pressure on so that they're an ineffective government and hopefully we can win some fucking elections in 2018. That's what I'm starting to hope for, too, is that, yeah, exactly what you just said. Like, this will be enough of a, I don't know if distractions is the right word, but basically it will keep them tied up enough to where the damage that I believe they will do will, you know, will be lessened because they won't have time to fucking do it.

Well, dude, let me just say this as a question of whether or not, quote, unquote, we'll get them or whatever. Donald Trump ain't changed at all since he has been an adult and in the limelight. We're talking to the 70s and he has not gone to jail. Not even for a single day yet. What makes you think that all the sudden this is going to happen? Like, this motherfucker ain't been who he is for years. Do you think that perhaps going forward they should do these conversations over Snapchat?

Well, they did for a brief time. They did that for a little while. You remember that? Would they really be doing that? I was bullshit. When leaks were at their height because they hadn't gotten rid of all the bureaucrats. Shut the fuck up. You're right.

some app to where messages would disappear. I remember that. Yeah, it was all Anthony Wiener's idea. When all the leaked shit. No, that's fucking around. No, no, when all the leak shit was going on, there was something where they were like, they adopted.

So can we go? What your nephew uses to send dick pics to girls in his high school. Yeah, for that reason. They thought that would like stop it or whatever. Kid Rock will be president, so. I don't like, let's accept it. But my count,

I was just, my counter to what you just said about Trump has been who he is for 40 years. Corey, there is nothing that you can... Comedy's done. I just thought of something that was completely ridiculous trying to hit, and I was off by six months. Absurdism is over. Yeah, it is.

You can't do it anymore. Nothing's absurd anymore. Sorry, go ahead, Trey. I countered what you just said about... Cory Hire artists. Trump's been doing the same guy for 40 years. He's never went to jail before. I think you could counter that's a huge part of what the problem is, meaning he's been operating in the corporate world for this entire time where...

It's completely okay to do the things and act the ways that he has been this whole time. But now that he's in the public sector with all this extra scrutiny and all these, you know, a different environment. He's icarus. He's still acting and conducting himself the same way he has for 40 years. But that is a big part of what is going to fuck him over. Because his whole thing all the time running the country like it's a business, well, it's not a fucking business. And that's part of it. As far as, you know, when you're the CEO, you do whatever the fuck you won't.

You know, you set your own rules in your own company or whatever. And if you go bankrupt, start another company. Who cares? And like, that's not the way it works. I mean, again, ostensibly, because, yeah, we might, whatever. Nothing may ever come in it. But I'm just saying, I think you could easily use the same basis you just made to make the opposite argument, which is he's doing what he's always done, but he's in a different situation than he ever has been in, and it's going to fuck him over.

Mr. Butt! Oh, mausole d'arelle has showed up on the podcast. He wasn't going to say shit, but God damn it, I had a stuffed up nose, and that motherfucker went through. Drew fart in the middle of my diatribe. Corey smelled it. That's the explanation for what just happened. Sorry.

No, I mean, anyway. I mean, I hear you, but look at where we're at. Right, right. Nothing's, he's getting away with it so far, for sure. And he's getting away with it in the polls. I mean, I go back to what we talked about a few weeks ago, man. Mitch McConnell would love to get rid of him if it was politically convenient. It ain't.

We're fucked. We're so fucked. Bryce, look up how old Mitch McConnell is, poise. Dude, dude. Hey, Bryce, producer Bryce, hey me my cell phone real quick. You just reminded me of something. Vodka coconut waters. We have talked on here before about...

Do they already have Fok can or are you making them? Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Well, it's a podcast. So I'm going to keep talking, but I hear you, baby. We have talked. Also, put that mic up against your lips, Trey. I'm talking to Corey.

I'm talking to Corey. I'm sorry. I did not know this is a fucking, I thought you'd done one of your things that you do from time to time, which hit for me. Witchcraft? Yeah. No. Listen to this. Okay.

75. Mitch McConnell, 75. My wife sent me a link earlier in a text message to an article in the Tennessean, the newspaper out of Nashville. I've talked on here before, in a recent episode actually, about her home county of Wayne County, Tennessee and how it was like 88% Trump or something like that. The headline of this article is, in Trump country, Russia scandal doesn't resonate. I saw that. And then, this is about Waynesboro. This is about where Katie's from.

The dateline says, Waynesboro, Tennessee. and it's an article basically about how the people there just don't give a shit about any of this. And again, this is where all my in-laws are from. This is where my wife's entire family's from. Here's a quote from one of them there. I'm sure the other side was just looking for dirt. I just can't believe they weren't. I'm sure the Americans are over there piddling and meddling in their business.

If they're over here messing in our system, we've just had to figure out how to keep that from affecting us. us. In other words, it may have happened, but I don't think Trump knew about it or was helping. I'm a big supporter of him. I have a great respect and admiration for him and his office. There's very, this is, I'm not going to say her name or whatever, but you can look of this article. I don't know, but this is a lady who's saying this, she works as a city clerk.

She's a government, municipal official in Waynesboro, and she's saying this shit. And then the author of this article says, there's very little that could change her mind about Trump. And then they go to another quote from the same lady. She says, I don't know what he would have to do. I guess maybe kill somebody. You know, like in cold blood kill somebody. Actual quote from a Trump supporter in my in-law's hometown.

Now, I've never been to Wayne County, but I have been to some right. And there's some people like that there. Sure. Oh, I know a bunch. I am sick and fucking tired. of the media finding mentally ill southerners to quote, this lady's nuts. She's fucking nuts.

They are born and raised Republican here. They're taught from the time they can talk that that's the way they're going to vote. They bring their children to the polls and they better vote Republican. No, this is a guy taught. This is like a rare Democrat. No, I know. This is a rare Democrat in Waynesboro who's saying you have to understand. How many people they interview.

No, no, I hear you. But that's what they're like to. Drew, I hear you. Again, the reason Wayne County has been covered in like three separate articles about Trump country is because they're fucking hardcore in Wayne County, Tennessee. So out of the 100 people that voted, 88 of them voted for Trump. And then you know I'm on your side when it comes to generalizing and that kind of thing or whatever, but you're going a little too far in the other direction. Like, it's more than that. Well, thanks for the lesson.

88 people. I'm just saying, man, I've been to this fucking place. But I'm saying that that guy... This is the place three weeks ago on the podcast, whatever, but I was saying, you're not allowed to be gay here. I am not defending...

According to people that work there. I'm not defending that place. I'm not even saying that this shit isn't true. What I'm saying is this whole article... Who did they look for? The one Democrat and the craziest person. That pisses me off. Given she is a government employee.

So they did find a seemingly competent person. Like, it's not like they literally just knocked on a fucking trailer. You know what I mean? Yeah, she works for the local government. Well, listen, I still think you're right. I think that really she just thinks that she knows that Trump is a good Christian man, Trey. And I don't know when you're going to accept that. Did you see where they laid hands on him?

That's why they like him because he's a cowtown to him. You and Corey mentioned that earlier and you said laid hands on. him and I thought you meant like Trump caught these hands. Right, because you grew up a heathen. Right, yeah, because I'm white trash and I grew up in the church. No, they prayed over him. It means like faith healed him? Well, they're

praying over somebody. It looked like that's what they were doing. It's praying over somebody. It is often associated with when they're sick you lay hands on them to try and heal them. But you could do it just to say they've got a journey ahead of them where they're trying to, you know, end America and they need God's help. Honest question, sincerely,

and Chickamauga and Sumbraight, Those are the real names of where we're from. Sometimes you've got to stop and laugh at that. Is laid hands-on not also mean like you're talking about your buddy who's a drunk and his old lady? He's like, well, has he ever laid hands on her? Meaning as he ever laid a hand on her, I've heard. I'm just saying how you're, I've heard laid hands on meaning like assaulted. Laying hands has always meant prayer.

Yeah. Layed a hand on her I've heard. And it don't even necessarily. And honestly, I never laid a hand on her. I don't know if I've ever heard laid hands. I was just doing the past tense of laying hands in describing what had happened. Okay. But yeah, they did that, and that's a pretty common thing.

Hold on. Where was he at when he got faith healed? In the Oval Hat office. What? Yeah. Who came in there? Preachers. Is that Delta?

Yeah. Like Joel Austin types of like mega preachers? And look, dude, I'm pro. Pro what? Them laying hands on him. Because the last time I saw an old boy do that, he fell out. speaking in tongues and could go back to work for a month so i'm saying we'll get something positive out of it i tweeted that all of our fans are going to shit on us because they knew i already tweeted

that i just missed that fucking call from delta i'm never getting out of los vegas fucking call delta back then they're going to give me oh was that one then that you'd scheduled it for like oh you've done motherfucker why didn't you answer i hit slide i don't know what happened he's too busy going in on me trying to hit that's fucking hilarious i hope he doesn't get a flight out of here i hope someone I hope someone lays hands on Delta I wish that you would have So wait, neither one of y'all knows any more detail other than just Some group of evangelicals got into the Oval Office

And like did Trump get down on his knees and shit And the dude put his hand on all that whole thing They were like all over his back and shit And Trey Just him having no frame of reference for what this is Like in my mind I tell you what happened and you're like Yeah no I know what that looks like And here I go let me go

Let me go. I'll explain. I understand. Ain't that how it works? Did you come up? Come here. Come here. Shut up.

This ain't. Look, I know what you're thinking about and it makes sense. You're thinking about Benny He and they come. Okay. No, that's not, that's not necessarily. What it is, this is something I used to say when we's at church. Like, they have an altar call. I don't know shit about Jesus.

I know, baby. And I understand that you don't. And that's why I'm trying to be nice and just tell you what's up. Okay. So they have a thing called an altar call. And it could be as simple as like, you know, a woman. ain't having a good day. She got, or maybe she found out

her mama was sick. So she goes down the altar and she's praying. And then what will happen is people don't have to be like preachers and nothing will come up and then put their hands on her and pray with her. You know what I'm saying? Now, that being said, if the preacher came down there

and did it, people would assume, well, this is really going straight to God because that comes from the preacher. So yeah, he had a bunch of mega preachers, but all laying hands is like they weren't sitting there going, halas ha ma na na ma you know like trying to heal him they literally were just like praying for the country and touching him and like that in their minds what what was he doing while this was happening just he was like was sitting i think he was sitting yeah i think he was sitting yeah he had his head bowed

eyes closed he had his head bowed his wig was firmly on like everything was fine but no i mean but the thing here's the thing no that's not unusual i'm certain that that's happened with many presidents you know i that's he didn't do nothing wrong oh yeah jimmy carter did that shit of course and i did it honestly, Trump wasn't wrong for that shit. I just know how that's going to be spun, and that really pisses me off. Just like he already has those fucking evangelical motherfuckers. Look, see, this man really cares about it.

Again, I don't know why I was surprised because I know these people and nothing should ever surprise me that they do, but I was still surprised to find David Smiley, who's been on the podcast before, he played me all these clips from these, like, pretty big-time televangelist from right after Trump got elected,

these actual clips of them saying to their congregation, you know, praise Jesus, we've finally got a holy man back in the office. We got a man of God in the office or whatever, and I'm sitting like, that's like literally the only thing I've ever given Trump credit for was that he tried to do that. He don't front like he's a Jesus freak.

He has literally said verbatim, you know, I'm not the most godly man, but I under whatever. like that's the only thing I give him credit for is he hasn't really cool. He heard you were giving him credit for it. And then he was like, well, fuck, the head head laid on him. But them hands on my bag.

Apparently, yeah. But anyway, like, again, that's the only thing I would give him credit for was that one thing and that one thing they completely twisted it around

to like, he's this pious, fucking, you know, holy warrior dude or whatever that even he's the most full of shit dude and even he doesn't act like he is the thing that they are saying he is i hate to be this dude it's insane i hate to be this fucking dude because like it's it seems like what our side screams all the time but at a certain point it kind of gets pretty transparent what's going you mean you

got a fucking white guy is that what you're saying at a certain point it's really like i don't even know what else to fucking say to baroque obama went to a church of charlest of south Carolina and led the choir in amazing grace. And he was a fucking godless antichrist secret Muslim. Donald Trump went on national TV at the Republican National

Convention and said, I'm not the most godly man. And they said, praise Jesus, we have a holy man in office now. What other explanation is there for that? What am I supposed to say? I'm like, I'm happy about that part of it. Because now we don't

even have to play that game with those types of people like Billy Graham Jr. I don't even have to do... Franklin Graham's a sack of shit. Yeah, whatever his name is. I don't even have to do... Fuck you, Franklin Graham, you sack of shit. I don't even have to do like the, you know,

we may agree or disagree. Are you getting called by Delta? God damn it, I am. Put him on speaker. Put him on the podcast. Pursola ties to him a little bit. Yeah. Give them the godless word. Yeah, excuse us, we here. We'd like you to sponsor this podcast. If you will notice, we currently don't have any fucking sponsors.

your room. Come on in, Delta. That was a little inside baseball. Sorry, guys. Well, Trey, now that Drew has had to go deal with his flight out. What are we at right now? We're about to wrap it up without. Oh, yeah, we're about an hour seven here. Yeah, we're going to have to wrap it up without him, I do believe. We don't have to even fucking listen to those people anymore.

You tell them they're full of shit. We didn't have to be like, well, me and you may disagree, Mr. Graham, because you're a religious man. No, we don't even have to fucking do that. We might have to do that with somebody in a tiny church that we'd never have on the television. When that motherfucker goes on there, we just say, hey, we know exactly what you are. Is there a lady talking? Yes, Alex.

Yes, this is Mr. Morgan. I'd like to make a reservation change. Hey, Alex, listen to Well Red Podcast. And come see us on tour, well-redcomedy. Hey, I don't think you noticed, but I noticed. You know what just happened? He almost automatically said, yes, I'll accept the charges. Do you know why?

Why? Because he's so used to his brother calling him from jail. That was what it was. So, anyway, that's Drew's Red Cread for the evening. And we've got to go do a fucking show, Corey. So we've got to get out of here. Las Vegas. Thank you all for listening.

We appreciate it. And holler at us next week. We'll see what's been going on. Thank you, Bryce. Thanks, Bryce. Thank you all for listening to the well-read show. We'd love to stick around longer, but we got to go. next week if you got nothing to do

thank you God bless you good night and school