wellRED podcast - #255 - Why You Should Do Drugs and Have Sex Before Marriage

Episode Date: January 19, 2022

Tthis week the boys get drunk in a hotel room in Springfield, Illinois and talk about alcoholism, drug addiction, sex before marriage, whole lotta stuff really... gets kinda dark lol

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But they got three big old dicks that you can suck You know something we talk about a lot on this show But a lot of people constantly have questions about We always talk about dirting and doing dirt Trey how long have you been dirt And also what is dirt for the people out there that don't know Well, I don't even know how long I've been dirtin A long time from old dirt head

but that's the Derton is taking Kratum, also known as Speciosa, and we talked about it on here before. I mean, I'm a huge advocate. I've made fucking liberal redneck videos about it and whatnot before. You made documentaries about it. That's true. Well, I've been

in documentaries about it, but yes. That's making more. That is true, and it, cratim is a, it's an all-natural herb, botanically related to the coffee plant that's native to Southeast Asia, and it's been used for centuries he's over there to help energize your mind and relax your body.

And I would just say that it definitely works and it's super duper hits. Again, it's basically like my coffee, the way that other white people be messing with coffee, that's dirt for me. And I've been doing it for a long time and it's had nothing but positive effects on my life. So yeah, I'm all for it. Yeah, same. I've actually, it's, to me, it's a long time coming for us actually partnering up with an actual Cratham Company because it's something that we've been talking about and advocating for years.

And, like, yeah, I use it. Coffee is still my coffee, but Cratam and coffee together, I find to be a perfect combination. That sounds like Andy, you know, I do it, I enjoy it. I have a lot of fun with it from time to time. But Andy really kind of has used it. And look, I don't know what we're supposed to say. And this ain't FDA approved, but it has improved her life, her mental health. you know, she, she swears by it beyond just like, oh, it makes me in a good mood.

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I mean, it's a, it's a fucking, it's a warm 20 degrees. I think it's like, it's probably like 27, 28, which I feel like probably qualifies as balmy two days, frigid northern. In January. Vikings. It's January, dude. You don't think 28? I'm sorry, Drew giving me a face.

That's why I'm making the sound. You're trying to say that. Because these people grew up here, they think 28's balmy? Yes. Oh, for sure. They're not stupid. Amber's Iowa people. I don't know, man.

I don't know. I don't know. I'm there and it's like fucking 30. And I'm like, Jesus Christ, they're like, ah, hell, we wear a, we wear a cut off t-shirt. We met. Not balmy, though. But during, they say balmy. We met that guy at the show tonight who was wearing just a hoodie.

And we commented on it. And he was like, yeah. And he was like, yeah, this ain't shit. They know what the word balmy means. I'm saying four. Maybe I don't. I'm saying for them in the month of January, this, they're like, this is positively balmy. I don't think balmy is your sweating.

I mean, I think balmy is you're sweating. Okay, we're doing semantics right now. I don't think this is cold to them. Yeah, that's just a thing they say. I agree with that. Well, that's all we mean. Well, okay, my bad. All right.

Literally, like, they were just like, it's balmy out. I'm like, it's not. They don't think that. Have you checked yourself for autism? Nope. But have you? No. But I'm saying, like, that's a thing is like that they're very, you're a very, you're a very,

literal person. I agree with that. We've talked about it. It's why I have wondered if I do have autism. But at the same time, I know y'all were doing a bit, but you started giving me examples of literal things that happened. I know, but like, we just said like, oh, it's balmy here, and you're like, I don't know if I'd describe it as balmy. I didn't say that at you said they would describe it as balmy, and I said, I don't think they would because I think they're smart. I don't know. I think to a guy who's from here, and it's January, and he's wearing only a hoodie, and it's barely under freezing. Is he autistic?

I could see that guy being like, this is positively balmy, you southern dipshits. This ain't cold. Yeah, that's how we, that's how, well, that's how we meant it. You don't understand definitions. You know, you've ever heard of hyperbole, Drew?

Yes. People use words. Hyperbole. People use words to garner certain effects sometimes. I agree. Yeah. Garner, that's a good one. You were talking about the people here.

I'm just trying to defend them. I think they're smart. I think they're smart, too. I think a smart person. You guys think everyone here's dumb. It's not a big deal. A smart person. You know, it's okay.

So, okay. Cho, I'm sorry to just bring this on you. No, go ahead. This is going to be so out of left field for you. But I'm excited. So, okay. But you said something to me recently that I've been thinking about ever since. And I want to, and I'm not, I'm not making a prejudgment on what it means about.

me or you. I genuinely want that. I genuinely... No, I'm not. Of course he is. No, I'm not. He's the most prejudiced motherfucker at all time. No, I'm not. I genuinely want to have a conversation about it. That's what prejudice me? Yes, it does. I've been prejudiced. Yeah, yeah. So I said a thing, and he's been thinking about... Drew learned all kinds of words than that.

You know, you need to learn what balmy means. Or maybe the people's Springfield did. You said a thing, and I've been thinking about it ever since. And you've been thinking a certain way I might mean because of it, right? That's prejudiced. No, no, no. No. No. Because it could be more about me than about me than about you, which is why I want to talk about it. So, all right, here's what

happened. It's very, very innocuous. You know that word? innocuous. You know who don't know what balmy means. I know what it means. I know what it means. I know what it means. I know what I'm using it means. The way you told that story, either. Hyperbole means. No, I know what it means. You don't know what it is. You think hyperboably means you're telling a story

about other people and using the word the wrong way. Do you think? Tell your thing. If a Yankee. If a Yankee from here, I did not lose the argument. Yes, you did. No, I did not. Do you think? Hold on.

You think. Hold on. Your story about your life. Not when you cast an exaggeration upon a group of people you've never even met until tonight. Here's exactly how we used it. If you met a Yankee who's from Springfield and they're wearing a fucking hoodie and only a hoodie, which by the way is exactly what happened. Yeah. And if that person said, it's balmy.

If that person said, what? It's positively balmy out here. I would know what they meant. They're a dip shit? No. Because that's how we were using it. That would make complete sense. But in that story, that person would be using hyperbole, not you.

We were using it as that person hypothetically. You can't use hyperbole as another person. What? What? That's fucking hyperbole works. This is ridiculous. That's almost exclusively how hyperbole works for things. All right.

Well, keep asking me if I know how definitions work. This is like you didn't, you told me two weeks ago. I didn't know how laws work. How'd that work out for you? Oh, I stand by every bit of that. You still lost. Man, I keep almost. calling you words, I can't say.

Okay. So, anyway, putting that aside, what you're wrong about, but putting that aside, here's the kind of- Putting nothing aside. Here's the conversation. Me and Corey were watching a football game. Which one? Well, it was like Steelers Vikings on Sunday night football.

It didn't matter to either of y'all. No, no. The football game really has, it was ancillary. Yeah. Football going really has means when it doesn't matter, I think. We keep explaining words to him. We never get out of us. I want to understand the bit.

Am I autistic or do I not know definitions? Because those are in congruent. I think, hey! There we go. Yeah, I like it. This is not a words thing. It's not, I promise. So we're watching a game.

The game could not be more irrelevant. It was so irrelevant that in the middle of it, I said, literally out of nowhere. I said, hey, are you watching any comedies right now that hit for you?

And he goes, he was like, uh, I mean, not really, not any new ones that I can think of. What about you? And I said,

no. And he cracked up. He cracked up. Just like that. He started laughing. And I was like, why are you laughing about that? And he goes,

well, see, Trey, here's the thing. most people when they... Listen, hang on, I want to get into it. This is what I want to talk about.

This is what I want to talk about. He goes, most people, when they ask a question like that, they don't actually care about what the other person says. They just want to have an excuse to talk about that subject themselves. He was like, but you... Which I'll admit may just be a me thing. He was like, but you clearly didn't. Or giving people the benefit of the doubt.

They just want to like tell their friend about a thing So, which is fine. That is what I have been thinking about ever since. I've been in my head, I've been like, is that true? Yes, it's 100% true. So what I'm saying is like, you're a better person because of it. I'm not even trying to make a value judgment. No, I know you're not, but I'm telling you that.

What I'm saying is, don't let him act like he don't do that. No, no, no, no. What I'm saying is. Sometimes he does ask questions just so he can talk. What I'm saying is. But go ahead and say what you're about to say, because then I want to say a thing that I've been thinking about. Matter of fact, very meta.

I think whatever he's about to do. It's just so he can tell us what he thinks. He's doing it right now. That's true. That's actually a really good point. But that's kind of my whole point is I've been thinking about this ever since and being like, is that true? Is that how? Because like because to me, I felt like that was Corey saying when I asked someone a question.

Yeah. I don't really care what they say. Of course. I just want to give my response to it. It is. And then him being like. and that's how everybody is. And you are weird for being not that way.

And my question is, is that accurate? For the record, let me say my piece and then I'll hush. You're 100% correct that obviously in my brain, that is what I was thinking. But like, I think it's a known thing that, like, it's a stereotype that people are like, yeah, you say your thing and you wait for someone to hush so that you can say your thing.

But I noticed a thing and I remember this. I just wanted some good recommendation. For funny shows. That's all I want. My genuine answer. I know you did. I'm not trying to split hair. If we're talking about the world,

if that's what this question is about, it's like, what's the world like? I'm right. I think it's both. I think people by and large do just wait until you get done talking to say what they had on their mind, but also want to know about new stuff.

I think that the world, I think people are very curious. I think if someone says you heard any new music recently, they did say that because they want to tell you about a DJ that I heard. But they also want to know if you do. It could be both.

It could be both. It could be both. But the thing that I thought about, because I remember this when this happened, and when I laughed at you and you went into this thing, it made me think about a thing. And I've been thinking about it ever since. And it was,

I'm not kidding. And it was this. I was like, holy shit, Trey literally asked, he would be the greatest host ever. Because I've noticed him when we're together, that happens.

a lot. There's a lot of times when you'll ask me a question and I'll answer it and then you don't have a follow-up and I'm like I swear to go because I want to hear your response to it. You'll ask me a question, I'll answer it and then you'll go right on and then we'll keep fucking going and I'm like

wait, what the fuck are you? But what did you have to say about it? And I'm like, holy fuck, that's what a great host does. Like a great host like in order to be a great host you have to be like this isn't about me. You know what I mean? I'm into what you do. And I'm like, like, that's happened so many times.

And I remember that specific moment. And I was like, fuck, man, Trey could be Joe Rogan if he wanted to be. Like, he's a great asker of things. And I'm a great responder of things. You are. But I'm not a great asker of things. You are a great responder of things. I've responded greatly at things.

I got to think I'd have to phrase this. Yes, I am passionate. My wife is here in case anybody heard that. Just undercutting him from the background. I've heard him do the opposite. Trey? Yeah, he's done it to me. And he kind of just did it with this question,

which you agreed with a minute ago. Yes, but I would say with this question, it's because sincerely since we've had this conversation, I have at multiple points, it's come into my head, and I have been like, damn, is that, is that really the way it? And I've been genuinely curious about it. So I wanted to talk about it on here. I do.

But I bet I hear what you're, it is very funny and ironic that it plays out that way. I don't want this to come across like I'm trying to undercut his bigger point. I've often said you'd be a good host for a variety of reasons. You have a lot of curiosity that people our age don't have about the world. Because they know it already. Yeah, right. Maybe.

And I'm dumb. Now granted. But, but like the narcissism of I am introducing a thing. under the auspices of having a conversation, but I just want to say my peace. Yeah, you do that as much as anyone else. I will say this. And everybody does that.

That's not like a diss on you. Everybody does that. But is it weird to not... Is it weird to ask the question? No. I'm not saying I don't... I do do do that. You're right.

I think everybody does that sometimes. I do do do do to do that. But what I do, what I do do do do... Return of the Macs. Is it like, is it laughably noteworthy to do it without having that motive underneath? So here's what I think. I'm an observer of things that happen. No one on earth would have thought that was weird.

They would have just been like, what a genuinely awesome person. Here's what I think. Now, I don't, they would. They wouldn't have thought nothing. They'd just answer the question. Here's what I think. This is another example of y'all being soulmates. You just wanted to hear his.

He did. He did. He genuinely wanted. I wanted to know what he thought was funny so that I could watch something that's funny. Because I respect his opinion on things that are funny. He's not used to that. Amber, do you care what Corey thinks is funny? I don't get a fuck.

Now, here's the thing. I'll say this about me. I normally, like I say, oh, most people when they ask you a question, they just want to launch into their own thing. I don't do that. I just launch into my thing. Right.

You don't bother with the question. I don't go, are you watching anything that hits later? I'll go, have you fucking seen people? peacemaker, you need to fucking watch peacemaker. That's true about yourself. I do that, but I don't do the other thing. DJ's like that too? Yeah.

And I'll ask DJ questions and without having anything to say. I just want to know what you think is. But every now and then, I will holler at Trey, but it's usually on a text message. Because that's when, like, because of the pandemic and like we haven't been on the road as much, that's how most of our relationship is. I will text you things like, hey, man, are you on any hidden subredits? And that's not for me to say, I'm on a hitting subreddit,

you should get on it. Because you know more about Reddit than I do. But like, I do remember being in that moment, just being like, this motherfucker really just wants my opinion on what is funny. Yeah.

And I also felt really weird when you asked me that because, like, I feel really weird when a lot of people ask me like, hey, are you watching anything funny right now because like I don't watch a lot of funny stuff? Well, if we're, listen,

because that freaks people out. They're like, you don't watch comedy? what you mean. If you're in like an interview scenario and they ask you something like that, you feel weird not having a good response. It freaks me out. I'm a funny person. I should have a good response. But this was just me and you alone in the room. Like,

maybe it's me. Because we're alone in a room? Because we're alone in a room asking each other questions? Yeah. Yeah. Getting to know each other better. Yeah. If I know exactly what you mean. If I was in, if I was having some kind of radio interview or something, somebody asked me that, I would be worried about the fact that I don't. It happened to me last about the fact that I don't have a good response.

Because in my head I would be like, I'm supposed to have, I'm supposed to have good suggestions for this type of thing. Yes. You're totally identifying with what he's saying. Yes, but. You guys are getting each other. But we do. But we weren't, it wasn't an interview. We're soulmates in a room together, so I feel like that's a little bit different.

This brings up something Andy's been wanting to ask you guys for a long time. Have y'all had sex? We have not. Not yet. No. But hey, by the way, we'll get back to that. Can I be honest? She genuinely believes you guys.

I know. Yeah, I know. Well, let's continue talking about that right after this. And we're back. I'd fuck his butt. I mean, here's the deal. That's really what it comes down to is like he always says that. And I'm always like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I would fuck your butt. And that's really, that's what I don't think we're ever going to get past that. If we get past that, then sure, maybe. For the record, I'd let you fuck my butt. Oh, okay. Well, then, hey, stay tuned, everybody. Sounds like we're past it. Amber.

has said during this podcast, I don't give a fuck what Corey thinks is funny and Corey would definitely be the receiver. But I think she means it in the terms of like that's because that's the laziest position you could take. Like, I'd be like, sure, go ahead. Like, because I'd be jacking off while you were doing it. I'd give you a reach around.

God, damn. I'm not a fucking barbarian. Yeah, well, in that situation, I think that's what's up. I'm not a barbarous. This is pretty barbaric. Trey looked at me when he said barbarian and I had soup running down my chin because I'm eating it with a fourth.

aren't it wild how gays be ain't it wild how gaysby? Meaning Some of them are just like this is We have enough clout in this podcast to keep going with the question Everybody knows where we stand. They know where I stand. They know where I stand.

How do gaze be that's wild? So my understanding is And this one is wild to me is that they They don't switch it up. They generally, a lot of, not all of them, I'm not painting with too broad a brush here, but like a lot of them, them have their stance or their position on the matter of gayness.

I definitely thought that they like took turns. Me too. I just always assumed that, but apparently that's not, I did when I was younger. That's not the case. Can I give you some pause? You either take it up to butt or you give it up the butt or and that's just, and like, look, I'm fine with any and all of that.

Sometimes they suck on each other. But like, but I was surprised. I was kind of surprised to hear that. I was surprised to hear it, but I heard it young. I will give you some pod. How young. Somebody was proposing something to you? 20, 21, whatever.

Okay. You were 12. By the way, Drew, just so you know, sometimes they get fucked up the butt, sometimes they fuck up the butt. Oh, that's cool. Let's play basketball. I'm a power forward.

You're a power bottom. Sean, what's his name? Where's the diapers now? Oh. It does live in Seattle. Former comedian in Knoxville. Oh, buddy. Oh, Richio.

Ritchio. Yeah, Ritchio round. Yeah. So we're about to just throw some shit on trying to reach you all right now. Okay. It hits for him. I went on his podcast that he had way back in the day, and at the time he was doing it with his roommate,

who happened to be a gay guy, and I asked his roommate, because we were talking about sex and sexual things, and I thought this was a fair question. If you meet someone out in a one-night-stand-type situation, right, raw-paper scissors. What I imagine gay dudes do, do you just know?

Do you talk about it quickly? That is a fair question, I think. Do they put it on Grindr? Like on Grindr? Do you qualify yourself as one or the other? Classify yourself? This was pre-Grinder or right when Grindr started. He was super offended that I asked the question.

Richie? No, he didn't. Well, he got offended. I think he also, you know, he pretended to be because his roommate was. His roommate got super offended. That's an unfair question. It totally like, but little's the experience and blah, blah, blah. And I was just like thinking about it.

And I was like, I guess I could see what he's saying of like, the idea that people meet and the only. only thing that they are going to discuss is the way in which they have sex. Okay, but I thought... But I wasn't trying to express that. I was just trying to say... I thought that...

Because we're all dudes, right? And I thought that gay dudes... Okay. Sorry that I had to phone a friend. Okay, now, Tite's a... Very different animal. It's a very different animal. You know, he's a guy that... Well, what he said, though, was...

Teets will fucking suck him, fuck them, whatever you want. This guy doesn't care. He doesn't care. Well, okay, Jesus. Well, what he said was... To your point, I was like, this guy got offended and I don't know, maybe there's a question and blah, blah. And he goes, of course we got to talk about it. And then he goes, and look at Grindr.

We put it in our profile. Okay, so they do. Well, that makes sense. But I just feel like your whole thing about, well, not your whole thing, his whole thing about two human beings who meet the idea that the first thing they're going to talk about. But it sounds totally fair, but we're talking about dudes and we know how dudes are. And I feel like whether you're gay or you're straight, dudes are. dudes are still dudes. So the idea that

because they do they hook up a lot just like any dude would want to do and if you're just trying to hook up you're gonna need to you're gonna need to know

that information Well on that note as you as you become more of a mature person as like as an example a straight person you don't have to ask how they like to be fucked

the first night but it's good to it's good to have that conversation that's why that whole Part of consent is understanding what people want and need. Well, dude, like, here's the thing that I've always thought about. Like, I remember when I was a teenager, this is the first time when I was like, man, this whole, like,

uh, uh, fucking like sex before marriage shit, like, and it being, like, it sounds like a hits. It sounds like it does hit. Yeah. But also, like, I was, I was always just like, man, like, I was like, what if you fucking like, this is the biggest commitment of your life, right? This is the biggest commitment of your life.

Yeah. And so you go the whole time and y'all never enter the bedroom at all. and then you get married. It's permanent. And then you fucking, like, get in bed and, like, there's some... You want your butthole finger and she won't do it. Now what? Yeah, or it's big, you know, or whatever.

What's big? Pussy. Yeah. I'm just saying... Daddy, she got a big puss. What do I do? You know what I'm saying? No.

Before you make a big commitment, you should know what a dick and a pussy looks like. A dick and a pussy. A dick and a pussy. A big head of me. Make a commitment until I find out how big of the pussy here. I'm just saying like that. I know that sounds childish, but that's real. No, it's the most reasonable.

By the way, I went with it because I trust you guys. Why were we Italian? I don't know. It just sounds. A dick and a pussy. Oh, she got a dick and a pussy. Like, you can't have that. You can't have a d'is.

It's too big, Papa. Yeah. No, I, that's very, that's completely reasonable. It's like, I, taking sex out of it, I always felt the same way about, like, living together before you get married. You need to know. You need to know. Because being a roommate with somebody is a whole different ballgame.

I've had buddies that I was roommates with and like it changed our whole friendship. Right, me too. And I mean, we're good now, but like you go, oh yeah, I would not want to do this for 30 years. Fuck, more. Yeah, right. 50 years. Right. But like, but yes.

No, that's completely true. That's why all that. That was pretty telling. That's why all that Jesus stuff is dumb. It's so dumb. Neither have you said forever. And one's that 30 years. I said 50 years because I think I'll be dead by 75.

We know why, man. It was just so funny. It was like 30. No, I knew immediately what you meant. It's true. But no, you're 100% right about that. And that's like, and that has to happen all the time with like, in fun, religiously fundamentally. Fundamentally Christian households.

Yeah, right. Has happened all the time. Yeah. Where they're just like, oh, my God, it's blue. And then it don't end up working out. Yeah. You know. So, like, I had a girlfriend that was sex sucked with.

You had a girlfriend that sex sucked with? It was not good. Yeah. weren't compatible. Right. So you were like, cool. Don't hit. What if you stuck through your Jesus roots and never done none of that?

And then y'all got married so you could get it in because that's the other thing. That's the other thing is because they don't ever do it. She was black so I wouldn't have married her. She sucked it fucking. I'm not going to say she sucked it fucking. We just couldn't get compatible. Right. It was me.

I was about to say. I sucked it fucking. Oh, damn. But. Listen. Now that I've got it figured out, we could probably cook them. Yeah, for sure. Sure.

But you, like, because that's the other thing is they get married at 19 because they just dying to fuck. They just dined to fuck. But they can't. And everything Corey just said is true. And also they're 19. They never live together. Never touch those butts and stuff.

Buttholes. Never touch those butt holes. And then they get married. And like, oftentimes that leads to a whole lot of problems because, of course it does. Because, like, you need to really know a person in. decided out before you commit the rest of your life to them. Fuck getting pussy. The dishes. I know. Right.

She's going to have to do them. She going to have to do them. Casseroles. She's going to need to make those. If she ain't. You don't talking about a Christian household? The dishes and the casserole will get done. If it's a true Christian household, those things definitely are in the Bible. This bitch is going to have to do the laundry.

Yeah, you're right. You're right. But that's Corinthian. But regardless, you know what I'm saying. You don't know if this motherfucker just like throw. I don't know the Bible until it comes time for women's duties. Yeah. No, I read that part.

Yeah. But yeah. Let me tell you all a quick story. This is very inappropriate. But is it about Christ? Kind of. And how he was in that bedroom. I love talking about Christ on here.

You made me think of something that I've been meaning to kind of tell you all that I think it really is so funny. It's a realization I have. Probably the best one-night stand situation I ever have. I mean, yeah, I think so. Like the best, the most fun I've ever had that I only hooked up with somebody once. It was like a three-fer that night? She is now a Christian writer.

Oh. Like she's pretty big in that world. I know from social media. And I've often had the thought. Her husband, from what I can tell, from his, I don't know him, from his Facebook, whatever. Because I was kind of friends with the girl. It's not like she was a random person.

It was just like a random hookup, but with the person I knew. as best I can tell, he's lived that life his whole life. That lucky motherfucker. Like, what a fucking cheat code that he figured out. Yeah, get me one of them reformed hoars. Get a whore, yeah. Yeah, get a whore. What a fucking smart play, I'm jealous.

I'm sorry, but that's why she got so much play. I was eating some chips, but what do you, can you elaborate on that? Well, like, when you're a Christian dude. I had a one-night stand with a woman who ended up becoming like a super-duper Christian writer. She reformed herself. about anal before she got there. But he was Jesus the whole way. He's the best I can tell was Jesus the whole time.

You don't think that don't not hit for him? Of course it is for him. That's what I'm saying. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm saying. Suck a marble throw up water hose. Knowing what she did to me? Oh, I'd love to tell him. Of course.

But that's my thing is I get what you're saying on a practical level. Yeah, I think that would hit for him. But does that not pose problems if you're that type of person? I don't think so because if he's real with it. That's what Jesus is all about, right? You got to reform yourself and get better. And he has to pretend he's real with it? Then you can't be like that.

I will now share a story and I will redact the names because I'm familiar with them and don't want to... Just go ahead and change them. Okay. So I'm... Yeah, Corey's still neighbors with all the people here. I'm familiar with some people where it goes the other way where there was a reformed whore. She's the one that I'm familiar with. She's a reformed whore and she married a...

Can I just say, before we continue... We've gotten flak in the past of I have, of using the word whore. We're very pro. We're pro-hor. I like that word. Yeah, I love horrors. I think it's a positive word. Yeah, I'm a whore.

I know people have... I'm a whore. I know people have used it to denigrate people. We're taking it back. We're taking it back. We're taking it back. So she's a reformed whore who I'm familiar with, and she ends up hooking up with and marrying this feller who is very, very, very about that church life. And like he was a...

And always has been? Always has been? Always has been. Like he kept his... Jesus shit together the whole time. Oh yeah. Always has been like he's a very like we and so he fucked three dudes. So probably. So they got together and they got married and we were, we were so close that I was at the wedding.

And when they went on their like the night of the wedding, he would not have sex with her in the hotel because they were in a hotel and other people had definitely had sex in that hotel and so he couldn't do it and it's like the hit in this part that's the best part not only that not only that not only that getting filthy when they got married when they got married she had a really nice mattress and they were going to use that as their familiar mattress he made her throw it away and burn it and then get a brand new mattress even though it was only a year old because she can't have no other sex tank on a mattress on that mattress because she had probably had said yeah so like that type of shit you know made her burn it?

Yeah. Couldn't even give it to her whore sister? Uh-uh. So a couple of things. She didn't have a sister. First of all, and I know, I know we all agree about this, but I've always, I've always been a big believer. Amber's definitely a sleeper.

She would have chimed in on that. When it comes to what we're talking about right now, I've always been a big believer in, like, the whole idea of, like, sewing your wild oats, meaning, like, if you're that type of person, if you're raised that way and you don't ever do it, and then you get in this scenario, before long, before long, you're going to snap. of coming to America. You're going to snap and start fucking butts and sucking dicks and stuff.

Because you have to... When you're young and all that shit's going through your veins, you've got to get that shit out of your system. And I believe that to be true. So I suppressed a lot of that shit, had to deal with it later, caused me problems in relationships. I'll go a different way and not sexual.

But when I was in high school, I did a lot of drugs. I had a lot of fun. I did my shit, right? There was a lot of people... But you still do drugs. but I used to too, too. Yeah, but now I have a control of them, right?

So my point is, is that there was a lot of people who I went to high school with, who were about that Jesus life, and they never even trickled in that world. And then when they turned about 22 years old, they fucking started mainline and heroin in their dick. I know people like that too. Because they had never done anything.

Right, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, you've got to get a little bit of that shit out of your system. And like, these are the, like, I'm telling you, all the dudes in my hometown who are fucking strung out and losing their goddamn mind there's one common denominator they were big in the fucking church well now that is not true for my home town but but but i know the guys you're talking about and i agree that it's a thing let me but some of the guys are real strong out that i grew up with uh they mama didn't hit and

yeah right right right right that also very much that's true but i'm just saying you still need to get out of your fucking system a little bit you're 100% right i've lived it i've experienced it You know, my own brother with drugs, me with the sex, I'm a pervert. It is what it is. Luckily, my wife's perverted. Trey, let's talk about this conversation if you're comfortable with it, though, as it applies to your kids. And I don't mean that in an unfair, uncomfortable way. What I mean is, like, you know you got to let them breathe.

Well, see, I got boys. But then, like, you worry. Yeah, yeah, but then, like, you worry. They're going to do it. Let them roll, baby. Okay. Okay. Fuck that butt.

Fuck that butt. I'm joking. I'm joking. You know what I mean? Like you got to let them. I'm dealing with it with my 16 year old nephew where he's drinking a little bit. Like he's smoking weeds. And it's like I can't.

Yeah. I can't like, you know, oppressive. What's the right word? Oppress. Choke him, you know, smother him. But I'm worried too. How do you balance that? I don't know.

Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Mine are nine and ten. And I've definitely thought about this because like because they got that in their blood. Because I got all kind of. blood don't hit. No, their blood don't have. They got it all up in their blood. My 16-year-old's dad is in prison.

My intent to try to balance out what we're saying when we get to that point of the game, which I'm not yet, thankfully, when we get that point in the game, my intent to balance out what Corey's talking about and everything is to just try to be as up front and open with them about the whole thing as possible and not like not just, not just fully shut it down in that repressive way that often leads to them rebelling and snapping. like that but trying to keep it real with them i'll probably tell them about my mama and how much that didn't hit and how that all went and everything and i'll probably also tell them that like but you know drugs can be fun yeah they can hit i had fun with them i'm not going to tell you i didn't i did

but you just have to keep it in check in check you got to keep it together and i'll try to keep it real about it as much as i possibly can but if they i don't know i don't even want to talk about that. I know. That's what I was saying. I don't know if it's unfair, but I tried to keep it real with Jacob, my 16-year-old nephew,

and I did for the most part, but there were times where it was like, right, but I'm not talking to a rational person. Right. I mean, right. Yeah, a fucking lunatic. One thing I said to him, and this is true,

is I was like, look, scientifically, and Jake really likes facts. You know, he's big on that. He's like on the internet. He's big, like, your foods don't matter facts. I was like, factually, your brain is different than mine is

and mine was at 25 or 28. A 16-year-old brain is developing. You introduce some of these chemicals that are fun. It's like almost too fun. But I don't know if that took heat. And then you were bringing up your mom. I brought up his dad. I brought up, I go, look, it's in our blood, man.

And I said to him, it scared me and it kept me from trying most things till I was like 25 and I'm glad I said I'm glad it did I'm glad I didn't really do drugs till I was a fully formed adult because it made me have a better relationship

Well for the record honestly I didn't either mostly because of my mom I had a real I think we talked about before but when I was younger I had a real real negative outlook on drug addicts and stuff I was very much the type of guy that was because of my mom I was like I was like I don't want to hear no fucking excuses

I was like I grew up poor I grew up with it in my family and I don't do that shit. So I don't want to hear your fucking excuses. You got to get your shit together. That's how I always felt about it. And it wasn't until I got older and everything and more mature that I realize like it is a disease. It can get you unexpectedly. Shit can go down.

And then, you know, like that can happen. And that they need our sympathy and support in order to get better. I know all that now. But I didn't then. Dude, it took me a long time to get that way. fucking Norm McDonald's. It took me a long time to get that way. But because I felt that way.

The one where you're going to get drunk every day is going. Yeah, I got this disease where I go to a bar and I meet a lady with the same disease and then I fuck her. So because I felt that way, because I felt that way about it, I also didn't, other than I drank some, I smoked weed. But I didn't do nothing else until I was probably at least 21 or 22. and I kind of feel, I kind of feel, I feel the same way, I feel the same way you do about it. Like, I'm glad I didn't. But Corey, he was all about that life. Well, dude, like, so my experience with it, and I look back on it now.

His genes are different, dude. Well, they are like, I can do drugs, but I'm like a- Well, also, dude, when you quit drinking, I was worried about you. Well, you mean? Well, I was like, he's pickled. He drinks almost every day. Yeah. If he does stop, it's going to be bad for it.

No, I found, luckily I found out, I was like, oh, yeah, you're just this out. I'm a bingey guy. I'm a super bingey guy. Like when I drink, I like to drink. But like, I love when I go four months not drinking. It's great. But my point is, like, when I was doing drugs and, you know, I talk about it on stage, I started doing pills at, like, 14, and so did fucking everybody.

And, like, the context of this that needs to be said is that when we were doing... Had y'all just gotten them? Yes. Right, you guys got them a decade after us. There was the stigma of... My older brother did pills in 14. Right. The stigma of pills was not there yet.

but we literally just discovered them. And so all they were to us was like, oh, this is a thing you can take. And, oh, wait, the pharmacy gives it to you. Like, there's no way this is bad because... And now, granted, like, we knew that it was bad because, like, they weren't ours. Like, they weren't prescribed to us.

But, like, we were just like, yeah, you could take this thing. So, like, there was no fucking... We'd never seen anyone OD and die. We'd never seen that. That had not been a thing. It was, like, fucking people doing... Did y'all have meth yet?

Yeah, but, like, there was a thing that my uncle did that, like... That's what I was going to say is, like... Part of the real... reason pills hit where I'm from so hard is meth fuck people up. Meth was such a bad thing that if you weren't on meth you're fine. Well and also people did meth and three months later they

looked like shit. Right. People did pills. It took a decade. People have been doing pills for a year and I was like well they're fine pills are safe. Meth was made in a trailer pills were made in a fucking bathtub dog. That's what I'm saying but like pills weren't. That's a pharmacy. They came from the doctor. They came from the fucking doctor.

Think about a house that has one bathtub and you can't take a bath. That's the people living there who's making a mess. So we would take pills and shit like that. And all we knew was they made us feel good and like this is great. Now, I genuinely believe that if an adult or our coach or whoever the fuck had come to us and been like,

hey guys, listen, these things right here will kill you. Y'all just need to smoke weed. I think a lot of us would have been like word and then smoked weed and been like, wait, y'all are cool with us doing this. And they were like, we would rather you do this than we, than pills. I do think that would change lives.

Now, granted, like, that's a, that's hindsight. You know what I'm saying? But, like, I do think if we thought there was an alter, we didn't know. Like, matter of fact, I'm not kidding you, dog. We fucking didn't fuck with weed that early because, like, weed was still dope. You know what I mean? Weed was dope. Illegal.

Yeah, illegal. Pills were just like a thing I said. My grandma had this. And so here you go. You take this. Weed was still like the devil. The church wasn't talking about fucking pills. They were talking about weed.

Dope. Granny had fucking, you know, buttermilk, nerve pills. I'm saying like, we had it so concocted in our fucking brain that weed was the devil that if that had not been the narrative and they had to said, hey, you can fucking take, you can, you can do this and not that, I think that, I think that at least a lot of us would have been like, okay, we won't fuck with these pills. Now, I'm fucking lucky in that, like, I fuck with pills for a long time. and then I saw three people within three months,

three of my best friends in the whole world. I saw him die. So lucky. And I go, nope, I'm lucky in the sense that I'm the type of person that I saw that happen. And I go, I know why they did that. I know why they're dead. And I go, I don't fuck with that no more. And I didn't.

Like they go, yeah, why did Lance die? They go, well, he threw a blood clot because, he was taking oxy cotton and I was like holy fuck you can do that and they were like yeah and I was like oh fuck why did so and so die but a lot of my buddies saw the same exact thing that I saw

but they had an addictive personality and they you got that invincible thing when you're young but I was 19 and I was like fuck that but they were like they were already hooked on it you know what I mean so there is a difference when that addictive personality like I've always been somebody that's been able to go

nope or if I've got to do the but like that but like what you were saying and you realize now that like some people have this addictive personality it took me a long time to understand that that was a thing because i was so able to just go fuck it we're not doing it and so for years i harbored this like what the fuck are you doing yeah what the like dude and i'm i'm i'm ashamed to say it but like up until not that long ago, I had buddies that I was just like, dude, this motherfucker, I don't know what the fuck we won't have to do

with this son of a bitch, you know? And then it turns out it's like, hey buddy, everybody doesn't, everybody's not like you. Everybody's not like you that could have just had fun and then walked away from this shit. Some people have debilitating diseases that like they

literally can't go without this shit. And I, and like I did, but I'm saying like if I'd have had somebody, if those motherfuckers that had somebody come to them when we were in our youth and go hey man just smoke fucking weed i think a lot of them would have just smoked fucking weed i really do believe that i often wonder if god you know what happened my brother is terrible i don't i'm not happy it happened but if it hadn't have happened i often wonder how i would it ended up i mean you got it in your blood probably right

yeah i don't like i'm lucky i can do pretty much anything on earth and then not do it again for years. It's just a thing like I'm able to Well but hold on But you still have it in your blood Right? Meaning it exists in your family

Because like it exists Oh yeah My uncle was a huge drug addict I also can do what you're saying Yeah my uncle I think it's like a fucking roll of the dice It is it is I mean I've got My uncle was a huge drug addict

And I've got several people in my family They're like insane alcoholics And so like my mom has always been like On my ass and I don't blame her Because she's seen the worst of it like, you know, whenever I'm drinking, she's like, honey, and I'm like, and I always start with my mom, listen, I drink, but when it's time to stop drinking, I can stop drinking. And I, I fucking prove that over the years. And finally, mom just like, you're right, you,

you just, but mom can't look at it any other way than like it's evil. You know what I'm saying? Because it's like, I saw what it did to your uncle. I saw what it did to your grandmama. I saw this and I'm like, I know I got all that in my blood. And don't get me wrong, man. sometimes when I get the big sad you know I can I can I can fantasize about that like just being in a robe drinking whiskey for the rest of my life

until it finally fucking kills me but then I go yeah I got stuff I won't do so I don't do it You ever done a pain pill and then like drink three beers Oh yeah that's the best you've ever felt That's what's up that's the best That's the best why you're saying that hit Look dude

I'm not saying I didn't snort oxy After all that shit. Straight up, I've had two surgeries in the last like four years. And I'm going to tell you right now, after both them surgeries, the fitness part was running through them pills. They gave me in a quarter of the time frame I was supposed to. Absolutely. But when they were gone, when they were gone, they're gone, they're gone. When they were gone, I was like, well, fuck, they're gone.

And that was it. You know, and I could like. Whereas I've got buddies that would fucking lick. your butt hole dry to get them. I sure did it hit though when I was in. Aquaman, one of my favorite movies of the past five years probably, because I watched that after having surgery and I was on pills.

Garf Brooks concert. I was like, this movie fucking hits. Now granted, I didn't have surgery. I just found some pills. I still won all over you. It made her mad. She thought I did it on purpose. But we're having a good time. So drunk. Yeah, dude, I'm not going to sit here and act like pills ain't a good time. They clearly are very

much a good time. Such a good time. Yeah. And I kind of, I was kidding, but I kind of meant what I said. You get them pills. You run through them in a quarter of the time, a lot. And it's like, be careful.

You do it in a tenth of the time a lot. And it's like, well, you're already. I know, but then what are you going to do? I mean, I guess for a lot of people,

what you're going to do is you're going to go out and, right, but for me, but for me, when they're gone, well, they're gone.

I have my fun and it's over. I'm not going to go through, I'm not going to go through the effort. You live in California. I, like, where I'm at, um,

I still, I actually have to fucking rope-a-dope pills you're gonna dodge the pills I really do because like I mean I've still got the same buddies Yeah you know what I mean And so that's actually how I know like I'm good

See I thought I thought they had made it so much harder to get pills and stuff Which is why They did but like my buddies are industrious folk Which is why I thought so many of our people Got on straight around heroin Yeah they did Was because they cracked down on pills and made it harder I mean that's

Pills just still be ubiquitous. They're all over the place. Do you have to dodge heroin? There's always... Is this heroin flying at you? Yo, I mean, look, man, I did some heroin. Like, you know, back in, like six... The last time I did heroin was six years ago, and it was straight up a just like, I was

like, okay, I haven't done... 2016, the election. Yeah, I was like... No, but it was before that, because it was before our tour. I know. Just trying to make a single joke because the last 30 minutes have been... But that actually matters, though, because, like, that was like, before. right this 2016 was like a big year for all three of us in that so I'd had a buddy heroin just

showed up and I called that shit I was telling my mom we I remember he said that heroin showed up because I called him I said no no no I just remember that me and my mom I'll never forget where we're on cloud springs road we's driving and uh we's on cloud spring road passing becky lane and my mama Becky lane yeah doesn't it sound like a gypsy speedboat song we's Paying my mama on Cloud Springs Rose. Is there a salon on Becky Lane? No, fortuitous though. Wade Cardwell lives on Becky Lane.

And we was driving down there and Mama goes, she goes, did you hear that they're Schedule 1 in Schedule 1 in Hydroes? And I go, no, I didn't. She goes, yeah, they're schedule 1 in hydrores. It's going to be a major offense. And I swear,

like, it never even occurred to my when she said that. It just kind of all made sense. I go, fuck. I go, heroin's about to be a thing. And she's like, and mom, she goes, what do you mean? I go, well, heroin and pills are like the same thing. So if they're making that harder to get, well, heroin's been illegal the whole goddamn time. But, like, it's a thing that, like, they can kind of, like, manufacture on a download.

They ain't got to get it from a fucking pharmacy. So, like, heroin's about to be on a come up. And she's like, I don't know. And, like, sure as shit, it was. And so, like, during that time. A Trojan horse. During that time, like, yeah, I had a buddy one night that was just like, yo, man, I got some H. and I was like, I don't know what that is.

I was like, what's H? And he's like, yeah, I got some heroin. And I was like, oh, shit. And I was like, oh, I don't do that. Like, because in my mind, heroin was always like, you shoot it up into your arms. That's all I'd ever seen it. And I was like, no, I ain't into shooting that shit up.

He goes, no, man, you snored it. And I was like, man, I ain't trying to go to sleep. He's like, no, man, we put it with Coke. It's a speedball. And I was like, wait, ain't that that shit that killed Chris Farley and Jim Belush? And he goes, yeah. And I was like,

All right. You know, I'll do it once. And so I fuck with it a little bit. And, like, you know, the thing about it is, is like, the heroin is heroin and, like, it's a euphoric feel. And the cocaine keeps you up enough to enjoy the euphoric feel. Because most of these motherfuckers on heroin, they just... Well, yeah, there's reason them shit's killed people.

Yeah, yeah. It's got to be a good combo. Yeah, it hits. So I did it a couple times. It's fucking beans and cheese, dog. But then all my buddies, they just were like, they got over... They got over that part real quick, and they started shooting it, and I was like, never, I'm never, I'm not doing that shit.

And then I remember the literal last time I ever fucking did smack. I snorted some heroin and cocaine together. I speedballed. I went to a fucking Sturgle Simpson concert. I did too much. I did, yeah. It was great at first, but I did too much heroin. And I was like kind of passing out about to puke, you know.

And so I did a little coat to get up. I go home. I pass out on my fucking, on my fucking mother's daybed in her guest house, because that's where I was having to live because I just moved home from New York. The next morning, I got a text message from my manager, our manager at the time, Nat, that said, hey, I think Trey's got something cooking. And I look, and Trey's got fucking 25 million views on this fucking video. And she's like, I think I can set up a tour on this shit.

And I go, damn, I got something to live for. And I was like, yeah, I'm not going to do this shit no more. You know what I mean? Like, I was able to do that shit. And when we return, we'll hear more about the harrowing tales of heroin. I'm just saying, like, I was able to be like, fuck it, I'm not going to touch that shit. There's a lot of people that if they did it once, they're fucking done. I wasn't like that.

Yeah, you got something to live for. So on that note, let's hear from our beloved sponsor. All right. Having something to live for is super important. I mean, look, not to be too, like, I don't know, progressive namaste, about it all the studies like there's that famous one with rats where they get them hooked on something and then they put one group in this bleak you know living space that's tight quarters and boring and they keep doing the drug and then the other ones they let them play together

they put trees in it like they give them a lot of space to play they just stop doing the drug right having something nice to live for it's pretty clear is a huge part of not being hooked so this obviously been pretty bleak. I do have something on it. Oh, my bad. You weren't here. No, all of us have been doing it. Me and him talked about something last week,

and I want to hear where you're at on it, but before that, I just want to say, you called it smack earlier, which I know it is called smack, but it made me picture that cartoon frog. Frogs, tying off. Yeah, slapping his frog on. Didn't Chappelle do that?

Somebody did that with him, or was it a meme? Maybe it was a meme. No, it was the Shepeldale bit. Shepel. Snuffy was. He had a whole bit. He had a frog count, The count was...

Yeah. And Snuffy was the heroin. I'm sick bird. And then the frog... The frog was... We can't say the frog there. Welcome back and words... To the W.M.A.

That's the WB frog. He had a whole cereal bill, and he talked about the count being a pimp. And he said that frog... He said... No. It was... The...

The guy was Sesame Street. It was Sesame Street. It was Sesame Street. The frog, though, that did the... The cereal frog. It was Snuffy. He says, Digim. Right?

Smacks. Got to have smacks. Dig him. No, that was Snuffy. Got to have a smack frog. I'm not trying to have a smack bird. I'm not trying to act like I'm not stealing from Dave Chappelle. I probably am.

I don't know. But I think that he had a frog bid. It was about the WB frog. And then he had the cartoon. It was a whole Sesame Street bed. One of which was Snuffy and Snuffy was the heroin addict. He also had a bit about Count Chocula. Yes.

No, no, it wasn't. It wasn't Count Chocula. It was the count from Sesame Street. Sesame Street. Yeah, yeah. It was the count from Sesame Street. And he's like, one, two smacks for you a bitch. And then it was a heroin at it.

About the frog, smacks, dig them, being a heroin out of it. Maybe, but it wasn't Chappelle in that sense. But, yes, I mean, I only knew it was called Smack from, honestly, probably Chappelle. So what I wanted to ask you was, Manham Tiles last week, do you still be listening to know music? New music. Do you find it? And if you so, how do you? So here's how I listen to new music.

This is the only new music that I listen to is rap, and here's why. It's because my buddy, one of my best friends in the world, Robbie, who, by the way, is also my trainer, Unclebod.com, go there. Shameless plug. Robbie's wife, Meg, is a really young, hip, cool lady. and so she listens to new music. So sometimes when we go over there to like drink for a football game, she will have new music on. And occasionally I will go,

oh, what's that? And she'll say, that's this. And I'll go, oh, sweet. But it's usually rap. And other than that, like, I listen to serious, but like I'll listen to the oldies. You know what I mean? Like, I don't really fuck with it.

Did you used to do that? used like that I used to listen to new music go out of your way to find new shit and keep up with new shit did you used to do that here's what yes because I did what I would do is it was when Pandora first came out I would put it on the Pandora station of but that was kind of the whole point of Pandora of the

I put it on the artist that I like and then they would play new shit from artists similar to them but I'm saying that was like that was the whole idea yeah of course but like now we're very lucky that like we're friends with Elizabeth Cook and she'll just like text me you need to holler at this motherfucker you know what i mean but like yeah pandora was great for that and like shit

we will on my youtube chant like my youtube music thing they will go if you like this i bet you would like this and sometimes it is new but like no i don't go out of my way as much as i used to because now i'm kind of like i got my shit that i like so since you just said that don't you think that's like a old people that's like one of those turning into your father type thing You think about old dudes. Old dudes back in the day, they just listened to classic rock and whatever else. It's like,

oh, they're lame and all that shit. Yeah. But it's like, but I find myself falling into the exact same thing. It's like, no, I know what hits for me. I got it.

I got it figured out what hits for me. Dude, I don't really, I don't really need all these new hits. I got my hits. And the only time you do is if there's some new hits that are trying to like replicate the old hits. Yeah.

Like sometimes there will be a band that comes along, like a fuck, there's one that sounds just like Led Zeppelin and I can't remember what the name of the band is but like that's when somebody like like hey man have you heard this band they sound just like Led Zeppelin and I'll fucking listen to them and they do sound like Led Zeppelin

so I like the new shit but I only like the new shit because they sound Greta Van Fleet that's it and then I'm like I only like the new shit because they sound like the old shit well the other thing and they're rad as fuck the other thing about that that I have realized and I don't know if it's true for y'all is that Like the other thing with old dudes, you know, when you're growing up, they hear new shit.

And they're like, this is trash. It's like, oh, you're old and uncool and whatnot. And I went, I don't know, it's probably early 30s, I think, before that ever happened to me genuinely. And I know who it was. And I think I've said this before. Little Yachty for me. It was Billy Eilish. The first time I ever heard Billy Elish, I was like, I was like, I don't have a problem with this.

But I do not get why this hits for people. Can I tell you why it hits for people? Can I tell you why it hits for people? Have you listened to Billy Elish on an actual sound system? No, I know people. I know what you're talking about. So Billy Ilish, I fuckled Billy Ilish. Here's why.

My buddy sent me this track and he goes, don't play this on your fucking phone. He goes, get some headphones that hit. I was like, okay, he goes, get some headphones that hit and then fucking listen to this. And I go, okay. It makes it sound like the same. Billy Isish, her brother does her producing or whatever.

It sounds like you'll put it on it. It's like your headphones are here, but the sound somehow sounds like it's coming from that wall right there, the way that he loops it and produces it. So like, I can understand if you just were in your car and you heard Billy Alice, you'd be like, what the fuck is this? But like if you're, you've got a nice set of...

I'm going to go do pills and listen to Bill. Bose headphones or something. I get it. So I... I... Fuck around with the... ukulele and i used this app called us musician and see he was just asking us a question

no i wasn't get into what he was saying with first time i ever heard not not even a little bit what i'm doing not even a little bit what i'm doing i know i was just hitting when i first heard billy ish ever i was like i don't get why people like this on my musician app there's a couple billy ilish songs you can play along with and i've done that just to like practice and try to get better and now lo and behold those songs hip for me yeah right i like her right i like those songs anyway. Right. But like,

but she was like the, you just gave it a chance. She was like the breaking the seal for me, I guess, with things not hitting. Yeah, right. Because she was the first person I remember thinking like, okay, I'm out. I'm getting old because I just don't get this.

Right. But since that happened, probably five years ago, I hear shit all the time now, all the time that I'm like, well, I just don't get that. But you've hated shitty pop music. your whole career.

I know, I know, but I hear, but I hear things that, like, but I hear things, you know really hit for other people, and it's not just like, I used to hear shit like you're talking about, and I hated it, but I was like,

but it's catchy, and then, but there's things I hear on the weekend, there's things I love the weekend. I love the weekend. But there's things I hear now that I'm like, it's like,

I don't get it. Well, the thing is like, but hold on. The weekend, I think, I think old people fuck with the weekend. Because everybody, it's objective.

Yeah, awesome. winger music for people who own boats. Wemburn's loved the weekend. The weekend's on my fucking my wife playlist. Corey, it's on Airbus. Corey, my main contribution, this is what we end. I think we titled the episode last week, fuck them kids. My thing with all that is I embrace it.

Like, there's a certain amount of relief of I don't got to keep up with it. I'm old. It hits. It's bumping. Every generation has a ride of passage where they start to say, your kids' music or whatever is stupid. Of course. I think it got delayed for us.

Present company not included because we're very lucky. Thank you to our fans. Because most people are aged... Like, you're supposed to like buy a house and start having kids at 25 to 30. And many people our generation didn't get to do that because of fucking the way the economy was. Yeah.

So instead we got on TikTok and started arguing about fucking clothes and music. And we're also different in this... But like, I'm glad it's coming for our generation that we're finally starting to get to a point where we can settle down, own some things, and go, fuck your music, fuck your dumb clothes, y'all don't hit. Well, I think, though, too, because, like, we are in the, what we delve in pop culture, like, because of what we do, we keep up with it a little bit more, longer. We keep up with it a little bit longer. Like, we're comedians, which means that we're in that. You see, I don't think I do, and that's kind of my whole point, is I don't think I do that.

But I also think as millennials were the first generation that came of age during the Internet and has had the Internet the whole time. So it's a different thing. We think we are keeping up with what's new because we're tuned into a certain aspect of the zeitgeist. And that's what kept us around longer. The thing you're experiencing at what, what, 35? Uh-huh. You were probably, your dad experienced it probably at 30 or your dad's generation or even 25.

So we're experiencing it later? But my whole thing is, I'm glad we're experiencing it. Fuck them kids. No, but music does it, but also so does Saturday Night Live. Like, Saturday Night Live is also a benchmark of when you go, I just don't get this shit anymore. But that's in college. Maybe.

You're in college is when you like Saturday Night Live. We are, me, this group right here, we're the oldest people that get Pete Davidson. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, I love Pete Davidson, but I get why certain people that are still my age who aren't in comedy go, I just don't get it. I'm like, yeah, I get you. Right, I don't get it. But I'm like, I do.

I fucking get it. Well, let me tell you all a really good example that we don't even think about. I don't get Taylor Thomason, but I get that I don't get her. Oh, she's funny. I know who she's funny. I do think she's funny. Hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

I think she's very funny. But I'm like, when I first found out that she was playing arenas, I was like, really? And then I thought about it. And I was like, oh, right, because it's not for me. So I think the number one thing, and maybe is just my opinion. but I've got nine and ten-year-old sons because it's so far outside the realm of what we ever consumed

is like streamers, YouTube streamers and YouTubers and stuff dude they love that shit love it and not just them but all their friends love that shit and that shit I'll watch that shit sometimes with them and I'll literally be sitting there going like

this is there's no there's nothing to this it's like there's not there's no there's no jokes to this he's not doing anything it's like this is this is low effort I mean I don't go that far with it but I'm sitting there thinking that

like squeezing his kids dude can I tell you why do you love this this don't hit shit all the time because I think I go God damn it what if I just played games but hit while I was doing it you know what I'm saying? Oh yeah like would that would that be a thing

for people because like I like playing games from time of time. I thought about it. My buddy Corey Barlow has told me for years and he thinks that I should do that shit because... We fucking should. Me and you should play Fortnite and stream that shit

because we'd be bad at it, which I think would hit for... I think in those streaming things, usually people watch them, they go, look how good this motherfucker is. You know what I mean? It's funny. This is how... This is very naive what I'm about to say. But I've thought about doing that

with... Like, Katie... Katie also sees all their stuff and she's like worried that the boys are going to want to do that type of thing but i'm like i'm like yeah but they might hit at it it's like you know like katie still doesn't even see that it's like it's like it's a legitimate career path possibly like it can be and i do understand that probably because i became a professional comedian based on the internet but like so so the naive part is like i thought i thought like oh when they get a little bit older and they start doing it i can do it

with them and that'll hit for people which is not true because nobody wants to fuck with somebody that's doing it with their dad you know what I mean it's like that's fucking lame or whatever like it won't it won't work that way rollwood junior made a great point one time when he was on this podcast and he was talking about you specifically in that you had a YouTube video that really hit and you were talking about man but like you know I couldn't get people to understand it like I was a comedian before that and blah blah blah and roy was like man fuck all that none of that matters here's the thing there used to be a time

somebody fucking calling me there used to be a time when baldville was the thing and everybody was like if you don't do vaudeville you ain't shit and then radio

became a thing and everybody everybody in baldville went these radio motherfuckers they don't that ain't that ain't anything

and then if you look back on that you're like what radio is of course the thing and then people started doing radio and then television became a thing and people go

all these people doing television that ain't it radio radio is where it's fucking at. You know what I'm saying? And then television then evolved into fucking YouTube. And it's the same fucking people looking at this thing going, that's not my thing. Therefore, these people don't know. And YouTube streamers are 100% that next fucking iteration of that. Let me tell y'all something right now. And it may be you get older and you grow out of it and gain an

appreciation for other things. I don't know. I'm not saying things will just die. But let me tell you this right now. when we were kids and we had like shows that we loved and stuff I'm not saying they don't have any of them but it's YouTubers and stuff like that They don't they're not gonna talk to you about their favorite show or whatever The way we used to It's fucking it's YouTubers that I know I see it with my nephews Yeah and that shit is wild on Andy's side

Ava will watch this one family That just does like four hour fucking what's the elf on the shelf doing it's weird it's so we need to get in that I don't get any of it it all seems bad to me bro that's me and you because we're both

playing fortnight right now you put us out there like that but we are we're playing fortnight now yeah we play fortnight now so I'm just saying like this already hits for people well in my opinion is YouTube is like heroin the South just got it and it sucks

it's bad for you no let's start Fortnite and all motherfuckers. Yeah, I was just start Twitch streaming. That'll hit. Okay. Let me take some right out. Katie, she don't play video.

She plays Minecraft and that's it. Bishop started getting really into Fortnite, so I started playing with him. I started playing with him. Katie was like, what is this? I want to play. I mean, Bishop, we're both like, this bitch here. She loves to play. But Katie played, so during Fortnite's Battle Royale, 100 people in the same.

Okay, so if you played dudes are older than your kids, I've been knowing. If you play duos, you can. can only one person can win. That's true. He's told me a lot about Fortnite over the years. My point is, if you're playing duos, you're two people on a team, there's 50 teams and only one team can win, right? So it's hard to do, right?

Katie played nine games in a row before she came anything other than first place. I swear to God. And the whole time I was playing, the whole time I was playing with her too. But when I was playing with her, I swear to God, I would be sitting there, I'd be like, okay, Katie, over by the shed, over by the shed. And she'd be like, what? Got it. No, no, no.

She would be like, how do I zoom him again? Which button is shoot? Like, stuff like that. But then she would just fucking kill them and just win. It's the most beginner's luck thing I've ever seen in my life. It's wild. I don't know if I can call nine beginners. I think that's savant shit.

Yeah, right. Well, yeah. Anyway, shit's wild. Well, let's put a pen in this. We're going to start fortnighting on people. That's probably a, brand she's into Ives Saint Lourb Swant

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