wellRED podcast - #266 - Are Those Bugs in My Shoes?

Episode Date: April 6, 2022

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They like cornbread, but sex, they care way too much, but don't give a fun. They're the liberal rednecks that makes some people upset. They got three big old dicks that you can sun. Howdy, everybody. It's the well-read podcast. Before we get started on the podcast, number one, wanted to thank everybody who has already subscribed, downloaded, rated, reviewed, all that good stuff.

Me and Trey's new podcast, putting on airs, which you can find anywhere that you get your podcast. Tremendous debut, go check it out. If you don't know and don't remember what it is from us promoting it on here, It is where two hillbillies, me and Trey, talk about fancy stuff and all that good shit, right, Trey? That's right. And just a fun fact for any of you people like behind the scenes information, that is a podcast idea over 10 years into making. Me and Corey first had the idea for that podcast more than a decade ago back when we were not but suckling babes in the comedy game,

had less than zero idea of what we were doing or how to do such a thing. We tried to record like an episode. It went horribly just because we didn't have any like equipment or, you know, wherewithal or barely even an idea other than general aptitude. Yeah. But we always thought the idea was a good one. And then we finally circled back to it this past year. So yeah, it's just us being all red, but talking about fancy stuff.

And it's, you know, it's a good time. Silly. It's sillier than, you know, some of our other offerings in hopefully an enjoyable way. So yeah, we're having a good time doing it and we hope y'all will like it. Yeah, you can also watch it at watch p.OA.com because we actually have been filming these in studio and our wonderful producer, producer Russ has been putting them together. So it's, yeah, if you want to actually see us, there's a lot of costume changes.

We're on a wonderful, fancy little set. And it's been just, it's just been so much fun. So thank you all for listening and making this. the debut successful. Hey, we're also still on the road this month. We were just in Little Rock, Arkansas and Bentonville, Arkansas. We'd love to thank the fine people of the Ron Robinson Theater and the Meteor Guitar Gallery for always hosting us in such hospitable manners. It was fun, sold out shows, hanging from the rafters. Can't wait to be back next year, but this weekend, not this weekend, but the upcoming, April 14th through 16th, right? We're in Portland, Oregon at Helium

Comedy Club. You can grab those tickets at well-read comedy.com. And then after that, we're going to be in Louisville at the brand new Louisville Comedy Club. So come see us, well-readcom, W-E-L-L-R-E-D-com.com. Yeah. And reportedly, Drew will be joining us in the next few minutes. He said he's got a slight issue. I don't know if it's technical or otherwise, but he's going to share it with us, I believe. I'm going to levy a guess, if that's okay. he is currently arguing on the phone with some sort of customer service i don't know if it's delta i don't know if it's the rental car people but i can just about bet you that he's going to come in here and tell us that some soulless company has tried to fuck him out of his travel which for

the record is probably true yeah either that or it could be uh landlord or houses related or something. That's true too. He's upset with somebody, I presume, and we'll find out most likely in short order. But yeah, we're coming up on Portland dates soon. Portland, so Portland's awesome. I love Portland.

I feel like, do you think Portland is maybe the most stereotyped single city in this country? Either. I think there's probably a 1A and 1B. And I think it's Portland and San Francisco. Yeah, what depends on the stereotypes you're talking about, because there's definitely a lot of stereotypes for New Yorkers and Bostonians. Yeah. And then Florida.

Do you mean the one that actually fits it the most? Florida is probably the most stereotype state. State. Yeah. And then region, it's definitely the South for sure. General. But I just, in terms of single city, I feel like Portland might hold the crown. And yeah, well, I think it's funny because I feel,

like Portland's got a couple of different things going on stereotype wise, one of which is relatively recent. But for years now, it's been like, you know, the hipster capital of the world, right? Like people think of Portlandia, it's just motherfucker. Right. Them having that show for the record, I think does cement them as number one. Sure. Right. A whole show based on the stereotypes of this one place. But yeah, people think, you know, tattooed, mustachioed baristas riding unicycles to, you know, performance art on the street or whatever, like stuff like that. But also in recent years, that's coupled with in a lot of people's minds. Anarchy?

Do what? Anarchy? Yes, I was going to say, you know, Antifa brigades throwing buses through windows and deploying soup cans, I believe. Deploying battalions of shadow queers to small town America on buses to propagate the the vegan, you know, scourge or whatever they thought people were doing. But like, I think that's a weird dichotomy for a place to have gone. And again, I'm talking about what the stereotypes of perceptions of Portland are.

But that's a wild kind of balance, I think. It's like, you know, because it's like silly and whimsical, right? And then also hard fucking core. Like, those are the only types of liberals that they act like they're afraid of. Like we've talked before about how they go back and forth between acting like we're the biggest pussy's on planet Earth and won't do nothing and can't do nothing. But then also like when Antifa comes up, it's like fucking covert ops, you know, just special forces gayness that they're up to. And Portland's like the epicenter for all that as far as a lot of these people are concerned. And that's a, that's a wild thing to have going on.

Yeah, I was going to comment and say that dichotomy is sort of the thing. that always pisses me off because I want to look at these people and just go, you've got to pick one. Right, I know. We can't be both. I'm fine with either one, but you can't in the same sentence

be like liberals never get nothing done. They're just a bunch of pussies. And then in the same breath, be like, they're the reasons we need our guns. Right. So again, pick whichever one. But yeah, that's lunacy. And also, we have,

have not in my estimation we haven't really been back to portland since that sort of shift happened have we like we haven't been there in like four years surely it ain't been four years but i mean i mean we didn't go there through the whole pandemic which is i mean i know we haven't been there since the pandemic started and that George Floyd which was in 2020 also that's when a lot of that stuff got yeah got wrapped into the Portland thing so i don't think we i think you're right about the first part, we haven't been back there since that came apart of their whole mythos. Yeah. But it ain't been literally four years.

But it's been three coming up in three years. Yeah. But yeah, since that tonal shift, at least in the eyes of the media happen, we have not been there. So for the record, without even having been there, I'm aware that I know that it's like some people act like Portland was like Fallujah for Antifa. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah.

I'm aware that that's not actually happening. And we're just talking about like, you know, that sort of added level of their reputation that they didn't have before. Yeah. Hey, well. Welcome to the podcast. A longtime co-host, Drew Morgan, everybody. What's going on, Drew? Nothing.

I've been to Portland. I was there last summer. It ruled all these fucking people were tagging buildings that said punch Nazis. It hit for me. I care about you, Portland. These other two cowards, they ain't been to Portland in years. But I've been there. I've been in the wars, fighting them.

That's such a joke, dude. It's just a normal city. Right. Yeah, that's what we were saying before you got on. I wrote the Portland blurb. You know, I think one of you wrote Louisville, another one wrote Little Rock, but I pointed out like the right is either calling Portland a bunch of pussies with purple hair who just don't understand real world or literally something that will take down America.

And it's like, you've got to pick one of those. That's exactly what I'm just. They were just saying before you get on here. Yeah, Trey brought that up and I was like, I was like, you can call us one or the other, but you can't, like, you literally can't in the same breath say both of those things. Like, you know, like, say what they do, they do believe both of those things about like liberals. And I think to them, to a lot of people, Portland, the city is like the epicenter of both of those things somehow. You know what I mean? Yeah.

It's weird. Is it like these lily-livered liberal. soccer moms. And because that's who's there, the hardcore Antifa super soldiers are allowed to do that. Is that what it, like, they want them to? Is that what it is? I don't think they think about it's all that much. No. I mean, I think they're about just like, yeah, they're huge pussies and also, you know, special leit. The scariest thing I know of. Yeah. They are afraid of women and vaginas, too. So, like, yeah, they just think they're pussies and they are afraid of them. So because you put this in a text message, we sort of teased that you would be saying what made you late. So now I want to ask what

made you late. So there is something in Andy's closet in the lane of bugs. Oh, no. This is the opposite of what we thought. She thinks, and she could be right, like I look on the internet, I'm about 80% with her, that it's termites. We have had termites in this house in the past. I swear to God, my landlord said spraying with WD40, and it reminded me so much of my dad that it hit for me and I didn't complain and I did it and they seemed to go away. When we've seen them in the past, we've seen them like in wood, like our house was framed with wood and it's probably not that treated because we live in California. Anyway, when I've seen them in the past, it's like little crumbs, splinters, sawdust looking bumps where they're

come out and then I spray in that hole and they've gone away. What's the lead me to think it might not be in the closet is I can't find anything like that. But what? what I am agreeing with in general is that there were like a hundred bugs in Andy's closet and she was having a very fair meltdown and she was vacuuming them as she killed them so I couldn't be on the podcast with all that noise going on. So everything she pulls out of her closet to put on, she's got to like shake bugs out of it or like shake it to make sure that there aren't bugs in it. More than usual. Yeah. No, no, no, they're all in, she don't know what I said, but she knows, like, you know what I mean? She knows that you made fun of us. They're all like in the bottom, and that was hilarious because they're close to the bottom,

which again is not like how termites have been for us in the past. They've been in the raptor type deals. They're all in the bottom, and she said, I think they're after my shoes. And at first I was like, what are you talking about? And then it hit me that she has a bunch of wooden platform shoes and it fucking destroyed me. The idea is of these termites happen upon

this hippie lady's shoe collection. Like, Jack-od. They got a Dutch bitch in here. Let's go. Yeah.

They don't have to climb the walls just right there on the ground. That's like the lazy Susan termites. Yeah. They're trying to get their other buddies to move there.

People don't believe them. It's like America in the new world. Yeah, man, there's just free wood everywhere. You don't got to climb the wall or nothing. And then somebody comes in

with a can of WD-40. No. Me. I just did it. I was like, move your shit. I'm spraying. I sprayed one and it didn't die that quick.

And according to the internet, it kills them pretty quick. So that also makes me think it might not be termites. But I don't know what the fuck it would be. I ain't never seen no bugs like yes. Well, I mean, that super down hit. No, it's a nightmare. I ain't never been down with bugs ever. Yeah.

And our flight is in four hours. So it's like all the things that a human, responsible homeowner or home exister needs to do, I was like, you want to like drag it all out and then I'll spray everything. She was like, I'm not coming back to all my shit just being in the living room, maybe with bugs all over it. It's like, that's fair. We, uh, me and Amber had bugs for a little bit. Like, we had a problem and it was a huge bummer because, hey, we had an exterminator.

And also, me and Amber don't leave food out. We were clean people. And it was so goddamn frustrating. Yeah. And the guy kept, the Ark Cermin kept just being like, yeah, I mean, you got an old house. It's really what it is is just like there's openings here and there's only so much I can do and you're going to have to find those openings and plug it. This went on for like a year and a half and it was like we were getting roach motels. I was just individually killing him.

Then my exterminator retired and sold his business to another guy and that guy came to the house and was like, hey, you know, I'm taking over the business. I'm hoping I can continue to earn your business. I know that you were friends with. I'm not going to say his name because I don't want to bury him because he's a family friend. He goes, but I'm hoping I can give your business. we do things a little differently and we use different chemicals. I haven't had bugs since. It was just that my guy fucking sucked.

I absolutely believe that's what's happening here. My landlord, everything they do, and in some ways this hits for me, Gardner, maintenance guy, plumbing, roofing. It's one Mexican family. I'm not just being racist. I have talked to them. They're all related. And he just calls and says, I got this problem.

And they're like, we got a guy for that. One of my cousins. And so it's very possible that one of the Gonzalez cousins doesn't know how to properly take care of all the bugs. My issue is a dog door. We have a dog door that we need to keep using and utilize, and that's just the problem. Speaking of sounding racist, but not being racist. So a thing happened to my dad the other day that I wanted to tell you about. I'm just about to put him on blast.

I don't care because he didn't mean it. My dad really can't see that well, and he should get glasses. But the other day, he was going to a client of his office to show them this new proposal for an advertisement thing that he had worked on. And the guy that he always works with that works at this company is black. And I don't remember his name, but we'll just say Bill, right? So Dad's going to see Bill. And Dad says he gets to the company. He gets on the elevator and there's Bill.

And so Dad's like right on and he gets on. He's like, hey, man, how you doing? And he says that Bill was just like kind of aloof. Like, hey, and he goes, where are you going, man? and dad's like the fifth floor like your floor he's like okay so he pushes the button they go up dad gets off the elevator then turns the corner and goes to bill's office and there's bill sitting there and dad goes wait a minute how did you do how did you do that do you have a magic door and he goes what are you talking about he goes I was just on the elevator with you and he goes no

that's the other black guy that works here so there you go yeah well I had I'm trying to think of how to tell this story. So the story of the trip, so I was at like a get together with a bunch of people I didn't know recently and some people I did. And one of the people I did know was there is also from the South.

And somehow it got brought up like papal generation, like our papal generations. Generation Papal. Generation Papal. And was just talking about how like, how, like, just how, like, casually racist they were, like, in a way that, like,

they literally didn't understand that it wasn't the way everybody was or was supposed to be. Like that got brought up just being this other guy from the South talking about it. And so I told him that story because it's an extremely relevant story that I told on the podcast years ago, but I'll retell it now, 100% true. When I was in high school, there was a massive fight on the town square between two high school kids the night before. Everybody's hanging out in town and two kids getting into a big brawl. And one of them, black kid at the high school, beat the shit out of a redneck kid at the high school. To the point, ambulance had to come, cops came, everything.

Tiny town, everybody's talking about the next day. So I'm at my papaw's car lot. And he's like, were you there last night? And I said, yeah. And he goes, well, what was that about? What was them boys fighting about? And I said, well, I think the redneck kid called the black kid the N-word. And my papal goes, not joking, no irony, complete sincerity.

He goes, well, what was he supposed to call him Chinese? You know, and I remember I was like, I knew I was like, I cannot, I don't, there's, I don't know what to say to that. You're not about to teach this 70 year old something. Right. Yeah. And it's like, but that's just, he literally in his head, he was like, that's what's weird about that. Right. So anyway, I tell this story.

to this other person who's from the South at this party and the story is very relevant. I say that and the guy, he was like, oh my God, like he has a big response to it. Like, you know, holy shit. When he does that, the person who's with him who's standing over here talking to a whole other group of people, hears that and goes, what, what is it? What did Trace say? Was it something funny? And I was like, I tried to brush you off.

I was like, oh, no, I just fine. Don't worry about it. It was like, no, tell us, tell us, Trey. You know, he's so funny. He's so funny. Hey, Trey, what was it? Tell us. And the people that she's standing with are like a diverse group of people, right?

Yeah. You know, who are not all from the South and not all white. And do not have the context at all. You not have the context. And so I had to just be like, no. Do you know what I mean? Like the other N-word. I had to just be like, I'm sorry, I'm not going to tell you this story.

right now. Like, I can't do it. And it's so funny because I was like, in my head, I was like, man, these other people hear my accent and like, they're just assuming that this is some fucking racist shit. I was just saying. And then in my head, I was like, it was like, it was like, it was. Like, it was though. They're right. Like, again, with full context, I feel like, it's a different stuff. But like, it was just, it was something. It was very awkward. And also, like I said, I got indignant. Like, they just figure it's racist because I got a, southern accent and then the other voice in my head was like okay but that was a racist story though right that you were to they're a hundred percent right if they're assuming that about you but yeah

I realize it's like even if it's to other people from the south who I know well like that story or not be broken out by me no in mixed company anyway I know if it was loud enough but I tried to play the Larry David music I heard it honestly I thought because I know Andy's there I thought her phone was just ringing or something, which sucks because that is exactly what... Yeah, I got it and it was funny to me. It was my version of Kerber enthusiasm. And I get into those situations out here sometimes.

But yes, it started playing in my head. Anyway, we'll be right back up here. What would be redneck kerbrienthusands be? Like, calm your tits. Calm your tits. Don't get your panties in a bunch. There you go. Yeah.

All right, let's take a break. All right. I just realized something. Somebody brought to my attention. Somebody on Patreon asked me, follow me on Patreon y'all for a bunch of extra bonus stuff. Patreon.com slash Trey Crowder.

So somebody pointed out on like YouTube when we do that we'll take a break thing, it just keeps going. Right. Yeah. At least he's yelling right now, by the way. I know.

Well, he don't, he didn't think about that or he doesn't realize that. Like. Drops coming in and then drops a little reference to his mom who was an opioid addict. My brother's also an opioid addict. The thing is, I've had J.D. on some of our shows. I've talked with them.

I've had beers with them. And I was very happy to have one of those. Why can't the right talk to the left conversation? He's talking about the J.D. Vance video. I know. I will be, God damn. If you try to turn the opioid crisis into some sort of racist dog. Is he just step away to make like a Twitter video

or something? I think so, yeah. Everything he put in his body, every single thing. That's wild. Well, let's let him do it. Or Jimbo's let him do it. Okay. This is cowardly. That video sucked. can't get it right. I'm trying to do it while I'm fresh and mad.

I'm sorry. He just has no idea that the podcast is still going on. Well, it wouldn't necessarily have to, but that's what I was going to say. I realized, Drew, so first of all, you said, you know, I actually need to take a break, unlike what we normally do, which is just, we'll be right back after this. But then I realized that generally speaking, for people that watch on YouTube, there's never an actual break. Yeah, it's just a pause. Yeah, it's just a little pause. And people, and so I was just going to keep talking while you, I thought,

to pee or whatever. And also address for people on YouTube, which I'm pretty sure comedically, or this is comical, we never have. If you, for people that are only listening to the show, there is an actual break right there. For those of you watch on YouTube, which we appreciate, it's different for y'all. That's what that's about. We should have explained it more than a year ago or so. But anyway, that's what that's about.

So I was just going to keep talking while you went to peeve for that reason. But so everybody heard you going in on J.D. Vance, which. is fine and also hits. I thought about bringing that ad up on here, but I knew most people probably wouldn't have seen it or whatever, but it's fucking hilarious. J.D. Van's got a new campaign ad. Can we play it?

I mean, I guess if you want. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I'll try to find it. Just everybody listening, if this comes out, this comes out on Wednesday, right? Joe, tomorrow? Yes. You will have also seen me and Smart Mark talk about this.

And if you're already a Patreon person, you heard me talk about it on Patreon too. But that's okay. You going to pull it up? Because I'm pretty sure, Jared, I had the same exact thoughts that you did while watching it. I thought I muted it, by the way, my bad. I hit mute and it blinked. But also while you're looking that up and we're doing technical things, the YouTube, all that,

I apologize for the Bubba shot fans. There's a metronome in this week's episode, and it's fixed. The reason I couldn't get it fixed more quickly is I don't have access to it once it goes up. But oh, wow. That's a lot. I hope that the audio. Can you? Are you a racist?

Can you hear that? Yeah, yeah, I've started over. Listen to the first of this, y'all. If you're only listening, this is J.D. Vance's new campaign ad. Do you a racist? Do you hate Mexicans? Are you a racist? Pause it, please.

So, the way. he delivers that fucking kills me because he delivers it with the exact same cadence of a like 90s infomercial where it's clear that the implied response is in the affirmative. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Are you racist? Like do you live alone? Do you have trouble sleeping? And you can tell that the audience is supposed to be going, I do. And I do. He says that the exact same way. And it murders me. It's like, are you a a racist. Do you hate Mexicans? And they're like, I am and I do, J.D. Then you should visit Dothan, Alabama. Well, you're going to love voting for me. But of course, he turns into a whole, like, they act like we're racist because we want to have a wall to keep Mexicans out. So, big deal. Nothing racist about trying to keep Mexicans out of your country. And then at the end,

he says, this is personal for me because my mom was almost killed by the poison that these people are bringing over here. And I was like, uh, big pharma, Mexicans now? Like, yeah,

right. Like the fucking, what are they called? The spacklers or specklers or whatever, that family that invented it, the big pharma family. Yeah. Uh,

spacklers, anyway, like that ain't a Mexican name. They're not, they're not, Mexican, like, Mexicans wasn't bringing the pills,

dog. Also, you know, he takes so much money from big pharma. And then it's like the most, It's almost like that's the thing. I know. That's what I'm saying.

That's what they've been doing for years is like deflecting everything on to black people or brown people or whatever when that's not at all the actual problem. And that's been their playbook for a long time. But this is one of the most brazen examples of it I've ever seen in my opinion. It's just like it's just right out there on front street. It's something. And funny. Well, the phrase it's personal to me just ran all over me. And I'm sure it ran all over you too, Trey.

like, man, this is personal for literally hundreds of thousands, if not millions of us. Right. And if you're going to speak on behalf of us, which is what you're doing, there's no other way to cut it. You can say, no, I'm talking about my own experience. You're talking about all of our experience. If you're going to do that, I don't have to agree with you, but you're not just going to blatantly lie and turn it into a racist vote-getting thing and it not go unchecked. I mean, not for me. like not that like anybody gives a fuck necessarily what I'm saying or whatever but it's just that

this dude when he came out the jump was like his whole thing was like we need more conversations we don't understand each other people are looking down and it's just it's all been a grift every single fucking step of the way to the point where if it came out his mama wasn't even an addict I would be like yeah I could yeah I should have called that that's something he made up to get in the college and had to live with it like that guy who pretended he was at 9-11. Yeah. And like in his book,

I remember one of the weirdest parts to me was he goes on this whole thing in the book talking about how like people don't understand the real value that payday loan places and cash advance places have because like he's like people depend on those things, man. Like those things are a lifeline. And I remember reading it being like, what the fuck is this? Like those predatory.

Those are predatory fucking things in our communities, period. like this is weird and then you like find out he had like money in a bunch of those right or I don't want to say okay but that is true though right 100% yeah yeah Peter Thiel and he have a venture capitalist firm together and that was one of the bigger things that they did but hey Peter Phil's gay so you know oh by dying a fire yeah maybe them bugs what's this new I need as with most things that's happening right now I need one of y'all to explain it to me because I didn't read anything about it because I'd just rather have y'all explain it to me. And I don't want to wait for skews.

What's up with, because I'm sure you're going to talk about this on skews. What's the new no age limit marriage shit going on? Yeah, I made a liberal redneck video about this today. And it's one of those things where it's like, you know, I hope that what everybody's saying about it does accurately reflect what it says because I just went off based on that assumption. So as I understand, it's not a, it's not like a child marriage bill. Like that would be wild even for them. That was my uncle's nickname. Child marriage bill over there.

Yeah. So he was fun at parties. Yeah. Tennessee, you know, like state level Republican lawmakers are always coming up with crazy-ass laws. Sorry, it's lost. Child marriage bill. He's named after his papal, called fucking Bill.

Yeah. He decided to make an honest woman out of that child. Jesus Christ. So anyway, just like four minutes removed from a pretty self-rightous tirade about somebody being an asshole. Right.

You know how Republican, state-level Republican lawmakers always come up these crazy-ass bills? They've been all the rage lately, especially, like the don't say gay thing and all that. So Tennessee's got. got a new one, but the point. Don't say gay bill.

Also something I used to hear a lot. Tennessee's got a new one. Don't say gay William. And it's aimed at like making a loophole for gay marriage being legal. So what the bill is supposed to do is it supposed to like it defines a new form of marriage in the state of Tennessee that, and this. This marriage is strictly between a man and a woman and gay people can't have it. So like, you know, super marriage. That's what I called it.

Supermarriage for, you know, straight white people or whatever. But in defining this new form of marriage, the bill very, you know, notably, does not include an age restriction or a minimum age requirement. So super marriage can, as of now, if the bill were to pass, it could be to, you know, any age child that old child marriage bill wanted to wed. So it's like it looks like it's like a side effect of their homophobia, like an oversight that makes it even more. No, I think side effect. And with my experience growing up, it's, yeah, there's a lot of people who want to get married to 13-year-olds who also don't think the queers aren't be able to. Absolutely, right. I just like to think about the guy who,

you know how in Google Docs if you're sharing a doc because you want to all make changes to it, which we do all the time, you can see in edit history. Yeah, right. So, like, they know who deleted it. Yeah. Yeah.

He's like, we have to have this. Click, click, click, click, click. Bill Jones from, you know, poe dunk western Tennessee. I'm throwing it off on them because I'm from Eastern. Like he's like, wait a minute. You can tell who, who did that?

Like he just tried to sneak it in. Like, hey, who deleted that? He just fucking highlighted it and deleted. What the fuck did Bill just do? Who deleted the age limit? And it just slam cuts to him eating an Italian sub with dressing coming off his mouth. Like, what? You can tell.

His favorite restaurant. Yeah, well, you know, they don't call him child marriage bill for nothing. Child marriage, William, Bill was his father. Well, that's like you guys just massaged each other. you both reached over on my screen and then you started moving and I looked like you guys are grabbing each other's elbows. Yeah, there you go. Oh, look, look, there we go. People that are just listening.

They're like, what are they fucking super cool thing we just did. But yeah. That's a good, that's a fun new bill. Yeah. What Jack and my friends all? That's pretty much the deal. But it's like, it's this thing that I've been thinking about lately. like me and you were talking about this in the room the other night,

but there's this whole thing with like, people talk about politics and different bills or different laws, different opinions and stances, and people try to be like, let's just be civil. Yeah. It's different. There's no right and wrong.

You've got your opinion. They've got theirs. You've got your perspective. They've got theirs. Whatever. Like, we need to be able to talk to each other or whatnot. But there's just,

there's some of these things, I just don't understand how, anyone could look like no there is such thing is right or wrong some of these things are insane and a bill which would remove a minimum age requirement for marriage in the state of tennessee that or not be and also can i don't understand how you could make a debate otherwise or like these bills where it's like i don't know how you stand in a courthouse or a state congress building as i've seen people do on clips on the internet and say something like yes according to this new legislation a rate rapist family would be able to sue the woman he raped if she aborted their unwanted child.

Like, I don't know how you say something like that. And at no point, think to yourself, like, maybe I'm the bad guy right now. Are we the baddies? Like, yeah, exactly. Are we the baddies? Because, like, that felt like that might have been a pretty gross thing I just said. Yeah. Rapist, having recompense against their victim.

It feels like generally maybe that ought not happen. but and they just don't that never happens to these people like and that's wild to me but it makes their brains feel so much more alien to me that some of this shit like that you can hear it and be like yeah no no i'm not hits i'm not i'm not defending it but i know exactly how they justified it's that i mean to them that's still her murdering a baby and they genuinely believe that that's God wanted that to happen. That's, again, I know that sounds gross me saying it too, but like they fucking believe that. They believe. They also don't believe, they believe

a lot of people be lying. Right. And they also, they wouldn't, they don't put these things the way that I put them when I say. Right. Do you know what I mean? They have euphemisms for them and stuff like that that they used to get around. Yeah, they got some euphemisms like a motherfucker. A lot of that stuff too. But like,

um, yeah, right. Like when I say, when I'm I'm like, you know, I don't know how you could be opposed to universal health care unless you're just admitting that you're cool with letting poor people die. And most of them, almost all will be like, well, I'm not saying that. It's like, okay, but, but you refuse to pay for it and the government shouldn't pay for it. Right. I think that. Okay, so then they're going to have to die. No, I'm not saying that.

Okay, but you are. You are saying that, though, but they, but they don't or they won't. And that's how they get around a lot of this is, is they refuse to actually say what the real implication of this shit is. so they cheat in that way. But it's still wild to me, though. You know, some of the, and you're right about the abortion, Corey. Like, they believe it. But some of the, but like-

abortion, Corey, also an uncle of mine. Oh, three abortions, Corey, right here on the show. Not, yeah, I don't know. I don't know his stats. Just one that I know of. Just one. We have, there is an ongoing theory that, uh, just a lot of them were like,

and why bother telling him, you know? Like, that could only upset. Yeah, about your round-ass sperm, though. Yeah, no, now that I found out about my round-ass sperm, it's like, now I know for sure that that one girl who said she needed $300 to take care of it was definitely just buying oxy-cotton because, like, it's pretty hard for me to slip one past the goalie. Or maybe, you know, when you're on oxy-cotton, something to do with your eggs, the round ones can get through. I'd be more susceptible, who knows, yeah.

I am not a man. All right, moving on. Let me apologize to the listeners. I just realized why y'all heard that rant. You weren't supposed to hear when I was peeing. Did you hear me pee in the yard? And also the bumps against my neck. I had the wrong mic turned on.

Like my mic's plugged in, but I was using this mic. I didn't know that. My bad. That's why it's been terrible sounding the whole time until recently. It happened like two or three times. So it'll be okay. Thank you for sending me that message. I never would have figured it out, and you would have heard me say to Andy,

hey, will you make me some tuna? Because I thought I'd muted the mic. Is she making you, does that what that sound is, her making you tuna? It is. Nice. Well, yeah. Hey, Tucker's playing at the Masters, everybody. That's in Ju-Augusta.

Yeah, this weekend. And it's just wild because it seems like in the past, I don't know how many of our fans follow sports or especially, especially golf, but like his past three like tournaments have been, all of them have been him coming back from insurmountable odds. You know what I'm saying? Like it's like you always feel like stuff is scripted and like if he fucking wins, if he wins the masters, this is, this is, I don't think people understand how big of a deal that would actually be because he was in a car wreck and they literally said he might never play again. And this was after.

or all the other bullshit where they were like, he might never win again. And then, of course, he wins the Masters. Like, I don't know how many more times the ante can be upped for someone of this goat status. Like, it is starting to feel like there is, you know, the Supreme Kevin simulating all this. Because, like, it's pretty fucking insane.

So I know that y'all aren't the biggest golf dudes, but this weekend will be, if Tiger makes the cut, this is going to be some really good goddamn television. So, right, I'm not a huge, Y'all, I got briefly very into golf in my 20s and kept up with it more than. But yeah. So my question is, so Tiger, he still has not, and with a victory this weekend, we'll still not have caught Jack Nicholas, right?

No, but he'll only be two back. Two back. So I'm saying, is it, so you're saying to the narratives that exist already, like, automatically put him over to top in that way? Or is it just that he's just so much more dominant. He's just different and better. He's all another level in generation than people than ever came before. So he'd been better than Nicholas to you.

In the world like golf, it feels like if he's not, if he don't ever actually surpass him in terms of their biggest metric, I thought, which was majors, then like it seems it would at least be debatable. It's definitely, I mean, dude,

it's, no, I mean, dude, it's definitely debatable. it's mainly old heads who say it's Jack and also of course several racists but i'm not going to talk about then that's just whatever but like yeah he's he's three behind jack but if you just look at the era in which both of them played and the competition that tiger has which the a lot of the

competition is tiger created that competition by exploding golf and getting people more into fitness and like up in their game but if you look at it just from the standpoint of how dominant was he in the ones that he won, it's more than Jack ever was. Like when Tiger won his first U.S. Open, he was 15 under, I'm pulling this out of my butt, but I think I try it. He was 15 under par, and the person in second place wasn't even under par. Like, he was the only one in the U.S. Open that was under par, and he was 15 under par. When he wins his first masters at age 21 or whatever, he won by like nine strokes against the, like, Jack didn't. really do anything like that. And I don't know, the competition between Mickelson and him was

tighter than the competition between him and Arnold Palmer and those. I mean, again, like, it's all opinion based. And you can say, well, Jack has 15 or 18, whatever, you know, but to me, it's just like no one's ever been that explosive. And I think I've heard Jack on multiple occasions be like, look, guys, come on. It's, it's like, you know, in theory, they could have played against each other, but I guess Jack was too old. I have two questions. First of all, the old heads that still say it's Jack and the

racist that say it's Jack. Talk to me about that Venn diagram a little bit. Well, my point is, my thing is that just because you can think Jack Nicholas is a better golfer without being a racist, because

he has the stats, and you watched him play and there's a nostalgia factor, but like, I would say most super racist that like golf are just going to side with Jack Nicholas because they have some stats to back him up and because he's white. You know what I'm saying?

However, there's plenty of fucking racist that I know who are huge Tiger Woods fans because he transcends all that shit because he's Tiger Woods. Yeah, I know all of what you're saying. I was just thinking about old heads and racist. My other question, and I'm thinking that one was kind of for a bit.

This is when I'm way more interested in. But like, I realize how big that story would be, but like, that's not going to happen right like tiger ain't been the same in a long time right well i mean he wasn't the same when he won the masters in 2020 or whatever when he did like he he was mentally not he didn't realize he did that yes yeah no he came back and they were like they were like tiger woods will never win a tournament again and he played the masters and he won the goddamn masters and in this one i mean dude he literally had a life threat almost died wreck and had to repair his body surgically

and through his swing. But Tiger, it was a game. He was like, it's going to be a game time decision on whether I'm going to play. And he's like, and I would never play in the Masters if I did not think that I could win. And he's been in interviews for the past several months talking about his mental health has clearly gotten great. He's clearly going to therapy. He talks about that. He was talking about how he's in such a good place that if, this is for the first time in his life.

He's like, if I wasn't able to play, I'm at P. with that and that's fine and I'll probably only play a limited schedule the rest of my career and that's okay because I'm seeing my kids raise I've accomplished enough so if target if that tiger woods then goes I'm playing at the masters I have every right to believe that tiger woods can win the masters that's just wouldn't I feel like it's real easy to not say tiger woods ain't ever going to win shit again of course you you don't have like it's wild to me I know that in the world of sports journalism and sports takes and stuff you got to you got to have them you got to have hot takes and whatnot but still it's like Tiger

which just seems to me like one of those people is like I just wouldn't generally bet against that person like that oh like that reminded me that clip when the Patriots came back on the falcons 28 to 3 in the Super Bowl there's a YouTube compilation well it's not it's like an NFL films compilation of that Super Bowl like where they show the highlights of how it on went down that you can find on YouTube. And in like the like right before or right after half time, I can't remember it. The Falcons are up 28 to 3 just killing them.

Matt Ryan was MVP that year. They're lighting them up. And they're miced up on the sidelines. And Julio Jones is standing over there next to this other receiver. I think his name's Taylor Gabriel, I think was his name, but you know, a lesser like a guy further down the depth chart. And Julio Jones is fired up. He's been kicking ass too.

You know, it's a Super Bowl. And they're whipping their asses, right? Julio's fired up and he's like, he's like, they can't do nothing with us, man. They cannot stop us. They can't do nothing with us. And the other, the younger receiver, Gabriel, he was like, he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's Tom Brady though.

Yeah. And Julio and Julio was like, no, no, no, I know. I know. You're right. You're right. I know. But I'm just saying, you know, we're doing pretty good. Right.

You got to stop us from scoring. Yeah. And then, and then, you know, the rest is history. How it all went. that. But that's how I feel most people should feel about Tiger Woods in a scenario like this. Well, that game, that game in particular right there with Tom Brady, this is before he had the seven, you know, this is before he had seven, where everybody can go, okay, Joe Montana didn't have seven. What are you going to do? That game right there is the type of performance that Tiger Woods has that makes you make the argument of, okay, Joe Montana, no one's ever done that. That literally has never been done. You know what I'm saying? Like even before he had the number of rings,

before Tiger even, before Tiger was even, had even won his 12th major, let's just say, it was pretty much already cemented for a lot of people because they were like, man, the, the fields are just too competitive now.

Like it's not, it can't be, it can't be he has to get to 18. It just can't, you know, and that was a long time. But again, there's still people that are like,

look, numbers are the only thing that matter, you know, but to me it's just like, dude, No, like, he's fucking Tiger Woods, man. All right. Well, let's take a break, right?

Bill. Age ain't nothing but a number to him. That's right, baby. Let's take a break. And we're back. Yeah. Speaking to Georgia, I want to plug real quick that I will be at homecoming with the drive-by truckers in Athens this weekend. Come see me if you want to. Say hi, hang out.

And there are still tickets for the Thursday show, which I am on. I am on. I am not on every show. I don't even. That's great. though you get you why would you want to be you get to fucking hang out buddy i don't want to be at all i got to fly back saturday for reasons that are boring and i'm bummed i don't the friday's gonna be lit because i ain't doing nothing i don't have a uh yeah that's always the best when you're in

like in a position like they doing like a festival or something but you have the early show or yeah or something earlier or whatnot and then after that you can just hit oh that's what's up um especially it's something like that so um i I don't have anything for this, but I thought I'd run it by y'all. See what you think. What's your gen. Tags? Apparently, no.

No, I, like, I literally pretty much have no thoughts. I just saw on Twitter earlier that Gen X was trending because a bunch of Gen X people got together on Twitter and we're like, let's just talk about the fact that we exist. Mark's like Mark. Yeah, right. Yeah, Mark, yeah, Smart. Mark's an exennial. And he's Generation X.

We all, is that always just been running jokes? with us he's not actually gen x i thought he really was he's born in 80 right oh so he's right on the borderline then i might be just thinking of my brother who's no if mark if mark's not gen x then millennial truly doesn't mean shit well he's not i mean well i was gonna ask you what y'all thought about no man's land but i don't know what y'all thought about uh gen x in general if anything dude they are my favorite generation broadly and then when one of them is an or they're so much worse than the rest of us. Does that make sense?

I think boomers still take the cake. No, because boomers individually have this weird, almost like problematic belief in decorum. Like for the most part, a boomer is too embarrassed to do or be a certain way in public. Yeah. Who you're thinking of? I bet they were a Gen Xer.

Oh, that might be true. I'm thinking, yeah, because that dude that I shared a video of him screaming at a late. on a plane. He's probably Marksage. He was either a millennial or a Gen X. He was, that dude definitely was not a boomer.

Yeah, for sure. Yeah, no, you're right. It's just you think, when I think of, hmm. Now, boomers are the worst generation. Yeah, because, I mean, they're super old now.

But individually, decorum, like, all right, I had drinks at the bar in the airport yesterday with a boomer who was so funny, so cool,

show me his motorcycles, you know, just talking about how everybody, he's full of shit. That's why I moved to Montana. But then, like, Black Lives Matter came up, and I had, you know, we had to get, we had to both get out of that topic entirely.

How'd it just come up? He was talking about the NFL, and he was, yeah, he had to stop watching it because he couldn't You know those lives don't matter. He had to stop watching it because he couldn't handle Black Lives Matter commercials. And to me, that's like why the boomers are the worst. Like, you couldn't even handle a commercial. A commercial. But he also couldn't handle that conversation with me.

when I was like, well, you know, so he backed out. Gen X, dude, they digged their heels in. Like, if you're one-on-one with them, buddy, because they're like not just like, if they end up being like problematic or annoying, it's not just that they're problematic or annoying, they're also, like, righteous about it. I mean, Mark do be digging his heels in.

And be righteous. And he'd be righteous, yeah, but just any, I usually. Lives Matter. There's a lot of stuff here. Mark can't. Yeah, a lot of people don't know that. That guy was a boomer.

We're kidding, by the way, because there was a boomer. I was saying he was horrible, but fun to hang out with. You know what I mean? Like, one of the more handlers are more handleable. Millennials, we're like a little bit in our fields, but I think we're fun. I think that we never got a fair shake. I think Gen X is pretty rad so far. We're a transition generation, in my opinion.

Yeah. Yeah, I ask the boomers. We stay trans. Yeah. Well, I feel like, and this is maybe just my bias, because, you know. Well, no, I've said too much negative. Let me say some positive real quick. rap, fucking punk, fucking the slacker movement, grunge, drugs, politics.

It is my favorite generation, sincerely, in America. Yeah, because these were the people who gave me the things that I loved in the 90s when I grew up. Like, that was the Generation X people were making all the shit that I like. And they were cool. They were righteous without it being like virtue signally. It seems to me, maybe they just didn't have the internet. I like them. They're tough.

yeah i just they do feel like they got they're a little bit of the sort of like forgotten generation to meaning like i feel like most of the chatter from every uh side for a long time was just like it was boomers and millennials just like going at it that's good for them though and no i know i would i think that would hit for me too but jim gen x is like sandwiched in the middle and they never almost never came up when it came to all that shit it was just like people talking shit about boomers everything's boomers fault and then boomers blaming everything on millennials calling us lazy we crashed the fucking stockworked no one work anymore and all that bullshit and then now zoomers they get a lot of play i feel like too gen x just sort of like slid on through there it seems to me like i bet it's

because i bet it's because of what i accidentally did like a lot of gen xers inadvertently get blamed for a lot of boomer stuff you know what i'm saying like because that like you people just think boomer and they just think gray-haired person, that's a boomer. And so the bad stuff about the boomers get lumped on the Gen X, but they don't get... But then they're not young enough to get any of the good, cool stuff about millennials. So they just are right there in the middle where they get only criticism for shit that they didn't even do. Then you just reminded me to something I thought of the other day

because this old homeless guy was walking around rapping. You remember, you're not allowed to say the word, but it rhymes with the N-word, but it's about white people. Yeah. And I now get while you can't. say that word. I used to say, you're not allowed to say the W version. Because like it's a reference.

It's so clear what it. Right. Yeah, right. Yeah. First ones of those, you know, like Paco jeans and lugs, boots. Yeah. They're like 50, 55 now. Like there's like 55 year old that word.

And I think that's so funny. They're like fucking, they got like cataracts and shit. And they still talking like this, shout, you know what I'm saying? and that because it's horrible. Yeah, the Beastie Boys are old. Yeah, but the Beastie Boys was like half punk, half that. I'm talking about in the South, that guy who took on a very... My older cousin, BJ, rest in peace.

Right, but didn't know or hang out with a lot of black people. They got it from TV. Some of those guys are like, yeah, most of them are dead, rest in peace, BJ. But some of them are 55. I think that's so funny. Do you have a living cousin? Yeah, extended cousin. Yes, but not, you know, BJ's little brother, Kenny Ray.

What the fuck is an extended cousin? Is that like an extended warranty? That's when you have a cousin at the end of his contract and you're like, okay, we're, we're going to let you keep being a part of this. We didn't like that. He's still out there doing it. They finally freed him. Free my W word, Kenny Ray. No, he wasn't ever.

Anyway, yeah, and then I got my, you know, cousin Trey. He's still out there. And I got plenty of cousins just out there being cousins and stuff. But, you know, I got some dead ones too. Yeah, for show. But yeah, that... My dad cousins. My dad cousins.

What is the... I just realized, I totally... I'm not arguing in favor of being able to use that word at all. But... Yeah, I haven't even thought about it for a while. What took the place of that word? Nothing took the place of it. I don't think anything took the place of it, maybe want to be.

But the logic, which is sound... Macklemore? You're just saying... white black guy so you're like you know what I mean it's an insult yeah well it's like so it means why N-word so you just want to call people who dress hip-hop the N-word it's like oh right yeah I never thought about it like that but it's definitely uncool yeah yeah I haven't thought my point is is I literally and this is wild because that word was such a big deal when we were kids prevalent literally I don't know that I've thought about that word nor hurt it in five

years. I'm not kidding. And that's crazy because like that was it. Definitely the conversation about not saying it is the big reason it went away. And then people who don't care that might live in your hometown. I think hip hop is so ubiquitous now. And also like Kanye West started wearing skinny jeans and rock and roll t-shirts like kids, there's less differentiation. That's not a word. There's less differences between like, you know, young people from whatever, the hood versus the suburbs. No, that's really true because nowadays, like, like, yeah, you're like black fashion has become very mainstream in that like the way that I, like, there's not much of a difference in the way that me and Carlos Miller dress when we're on the road. You know what I'm saying? But that doesn't like sweatshirt, sweat, you know, jogger pants, Nike's hat.

But like that used to be like there was not as many white dudes dressing like that. You know, but now it's just like that just is fashion. So, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, we're real smart about it. A lot of people say that, you know, white people don't have culture, but our culture is stealing culture. That's what our culture is. Because, like, you're still a car.

You're going to get arrested. You still culture and you, you know, you'll get a deal. That's like our whole thing. Whole thing. Like colonial is like, that's what it's always been. But you know, why come up with your own shit? Just, you know, steal the other shit that has. I understand it.

Yes, going back to Gen X. They shared a lot of stuff. I mean, they did a lot of stuff inappropriately, but like, you know, I remember when fucking Run DMC kicked the wall down and there was fucking Stephen Tyler standing there. The song was, eh, whatever, but it did like lead to a cool future. That song was eh, whatever. The mix up, I like both of those groups, but you're talking about the mix up of Run DMC and-Narrowsmith. Yes, I am. That song fucking goes so hard.

I mean, yeah, I'm not, I'm not trying to shit on the song, but like, when's the last time I listened to it? You said that song was okay. When's the last time I actively listened to it or when's the last time I heard it? Because I hear it a lot because it's just a thing that's, it happens. I hear the Stephen Ty. Didn't they make a version without Run DMC? Yeah, it was their song originally.

I hear that a lot. I don't hear the DMC match. Do you know what that song was about, why he wrote that song? You know? They had just seen the movie Young Frankenstein and Igor. walk this way and they were just in there and they were just they kept saying walk this way and then they started singing it yeah yeah i bet he's a dude who just does that yeah but it just say walk this way they walk this way yeah you know what i mean like i bet when you're hanging out with

him and you know somebody's like uh we need margaritas we do need margaritas he just starts wailing we need margaritas i'd say he's probably a little like that i bet that gets old yeah i don't remember that Azizan sorry bit about R. Kelly being that way? Yeah. Yeah, just talk things. And I saw R. Kelly once at Bonnaroo. I can't remember if you were there or not Drew, but like he did that

the whole time. They released the dose? Yeah. Yeah. Fuck yeah, I was there. He literally did that the whole time. The greatest fucking shows I've ever seen. He never spoke a word the whole night, but he didn't, it wasn't all song lyrics either. Like, in between songs,

he would like banter, but he sang all of the banter the whole time. He never... I said, Robert! Yeah, he never wasn't singing the entire show. It was something else. That bit is fucking hilarious. Yes, it is.

He was such an interesting character. Too bad. He was also a literal monster. Arkelly. Arkelly. Yes. Wait, who did we... Well, I was just making sure...

Well, you know, Aziz and sorry, at his bullshit, but it's nowhere even approaching Arkelet. But I do think Corey was right to clarify. that you meant our team. Csia is kind of a douche on a date. That was such a horseshit thing. I mean, I agree completely. Always have.

Wrong place, wrong time, man. Big time. Wasn't even really hardly the wrong place. Just like, wrong time for the wrong shit to get said about you. Well, it was the wrong, in the fucking, I don't remember which magazine.

It was that I furrow it magazine, but internet article. When they ran the story, they ran it and it was a picture of Louis C.K. Aziz and Bill Cosby. They put all of them together. And I'm like, guys, I'm not saying that you can't write the Aziz article. I'm not saying that, but you can't do that.

Aziz. I've always done that on accident. It was called babe.com. And the reason I remembered is it was a nothing, it was a straight clamor for viral piece. Yeah, of course. But that's liable to me, in my opinion. He may have sued him in one, although they didn't print anything necessarily that wasn't true. They just tried to make it seem like it was way worse than it was.

How did you feel at that time? I felt scared. It was a bunch of horseshit and I tell you what it was. I don't mean the article was liable for the record. I may have said something differently then, but like I've had time to process it. So if somebody goes back and checks me, but like, dude, it was just, Aziz rubbed a lot of people the wrong way. So he was an easy target.

You know what I mean? Like you can't write a book about dating as a feminist and then do that and not expect a hit piece. But you should be able to. Like, that person was horrible too. yeah i just mean fuck anything that's in the article if you if you if i have a weird date and you put my picture next to bill cosby fuck you like fuck it even if in the article you talked about it wasn't the same it doesn't matter that's fucking all people are going to see is that and they're like oh i guess

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