wellRED podcast - #290 - Brett Favre Is Removed From Redneck Rushmore

Episode Date: September 21, 2022

This week the boys discuss the Brett Favre Welfare scandal, as well as some tangents on Corey's redneck family. We will say, it involves a man getting hit with a 2x4Go to PartTimeFunnyMan.com to get bonus videos, essays, podcasts, and more from Corey!Go to TraeCrowder.com to get tickets to see us IN RALEIGH OCTOBER 6-8!!!Go to DrewMOrganComedy.com to see Drew and DJ on the roadHave you listened to Corey and Trae's new podcast Puttin' On AIrs yet? Well you ourt! Check it out at WatchPOA.com 

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People upset, but they got three big old dicks that you can suck. Loser. But, I mean, I thought, like, I was talking, and then y'all same thing. Oh, and you thought we were just ignoring you. I was like, man, this is a very, very petty thing to have pre-planned. It's really good. I like it a lot. Now, I was just playing a little chicken to say who was going to talk first.

And you lost, I guess, but you were muted. Yeah, there you go. Even when I lose, I win. What's that from? Even when I lose, I win. That's a, it's a movie about, it's not Ricky Bobby, is it? No, I feel like it was first or last. Yeah.

I think this one was the person saying it meant it. Like they were, it was like Denzel, like Denzel at the end of training day. It wasn't that. It might have been that, but I don't think it was that. But you know how like, the scene was the guy kind of going nuts. like saying crazy shit like that yeah i used to pretty much have the uh end of training day memorized by heart so i don't think that's from from that could probably there's a do you turn the movie on uh there's a song to be right there's a song by don dolo

who says it even if follows i went do you know do you know don doleau yeah i think he fixed his carburetors Never heard of Don Dolow. Is it, I reckon that's Don like, you know, like the Don? Yes, I think he's from the Bronx. His name is Dolow and he's the Don Dolo. Yeah, he's not, he's not Donald. He's not Donald.

Yeah, he's the Don Dolow. Donald Dolow. I mean, because that's like Donald Dolow, that hits way less than like the Donned Dolow, but it's essentially the same thing. You know what I mean? I bet if he did pick it as the Don't. he didn't think about anybody possibly interpreting it as being Donald Dolo. And that's funny to me.

I agree with you. People like, it's not Donald. No, no, it's the Don. It's not like, Mafia's the Don.

People like, yeah. So your name is also Donald? It's like, no, God damn it. Can you show us a picture of him, Corey?

Because I want to see if I think anyone ever thought he was Donald. Like, you know what I mean? Give me just a second. Give me this. feeling that in the Bronx that he didn't run into that. And then the first time he left, somebody was like, Donald,

what the fuck are you talking about? Hold on. Obviously, the Don Delo is cooler. But I wonder, don't you think Donald Dolo is the coolest Donald, though? That's a pretty cool Donald name as far as Donald names go.

Hmm. I don't know. There's a little guy named Donald J. Trump, Drew. He's pretty cool. And don't hit. Sorry. I was trying to think of Donald's. Donald Glover.

He's cool. Donald Duck. I think Donald Dolos the best Donald and the best Don. You see that? No. No. I never called him Donald's. I can't.

Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. I don't think anyone is calling him anything other than what he wants them to call him. His traps are so big. Yeah. He's a big man. He's got a big chain.

He's got a little belly, you know. Like he probably does abs, but he also, you know, like he works out really hard and doesn't track all his calories. I think he's sort of out too hard because I think that's just what a body looks like. I don't think that's a belly. I think that's just like he don't have squirrel abs, which is hard to get. I'm just saying most dudes that are that jacked with all those other muscles also have ab muscles. And if they don't. It's not worth fighting, but I disagree.

It looks like, I disagree too. I think a lot of dudes that are just strong and don't care about like body building, specifically taking a shirt up on stage. But their bodies don't look like that then. His body is built like he cares about, no, like, no, like, if he was just. Plenty of dudes that lift walk around looking exactly like that guy does. All that is is that's when you're lifting. You're saying that guy doesn't care about bodybuilding. He's got muscles that you don't get from just doing country strong shit.

Regular dudes that, I'm not talking about country strong shit. I'm talking about dude. They just aren't working out. They want to look big. I said dudes that lift, like just bros that just like lifting weights, but don't care about getting on stage or nothing that are like burly. They just lift and eat a shitload of meat. That's what they look like because you've got to cut to get abs. And these dudes don't do the cutting part.

They just live and eat a shitload. Yeah, right. Are built exactly like that. You still have to do a little of the cutting to get the definition on the arms that he's got. Not if you don Dolo, because. Not if you don Dolo, yeah. That's true. I mean, he's a different type, I suppose.

There's the podcast. I don't know what it's called, but they have a segment called Nattie or not. They're like bodybuilders, and they just put famous people and put pictures. Oh, yeah, yeah, I've seen that. They get here, Natty or not. And they talk a lot about genetics playing a huge fact. Like, they'll show a picture somebody when we're 20, and they'll be like, this tells the tail. What you look like when you're 20 lets us decide if you could look like this when you're 40.

And I think I think the Don Dolo, you know, he got that. nickname Lil King when he was a young man and he had the big shoulders, you know what I mean? It's also, people look like that when they juice but refused to diet. I had a lot of friends, redneck friends who got into steroids, but they just, they couldn't cut.

They wanted to, Corey, you are correct, but they just couldn't cut because they're just like fat pieces of shit. Yeah, that's how a lot of... That's how a lot of wrestlers look. Like, they get on the juice and they do work out and shit, but they always have just this little belly because they're like, I'm still going to the bar and drinking 18 beers.

Like, I don't know what to tell you. That's sort of, that whole thing you're talking about with genetics and the, uh, Natty or not. Like, I think that I saw them do a thing on like, you know, trying to convince everybody that tries so hard to believe that Tom Brady hasn't had work done. And it's like just his head shape is different now. You know what I mean?

Like when he came out at, uh, when he was drafted, it's not like you can say, well, he just wasn't an athlete then. It's like he was playing college ball and he got drafted in the NFL. But like his literal. cheek like they're lower or they're higher and they're like you know what I'm saying like have you seen him lately like it well I'm not trying to body shame or anything but he looked like a skeleton right now yeah and that if that's work like work he's had done then you know he's becoming one of those people that's having too much done is going to end up looking like a fucking lizard or whatever

but the current iteration of him because he does look gaunt and shit that could also just be because like he 45 and getting divorced or for sure oh for sure That could just be like, you know, his home life's falling apart or something. No, I mean, that should make you look gone to. Either way. I think it's a mixture. He's still 2 and O, still hitting on the field. Yeah, for sure.

I want him and Kanye to work together, like a divorce. Tom Brady? Podcast, yeah. He already lives at the stadium. They both live at the stadium. They got that in common, too. If Tom Brady hits divorced, I feel like he'd just going to play until they drag him off the field, you know.

Oh, without, without a doubt. I mean, I kind of thought it was going to be like that. Which selfishly would hit for me just as a football thing. What I think is that. I don't want to buy apart, but, you know, I feel like she's the only thing pulling him off, you know, right now. I think that's why this is happening. I think that he had decided I'm playing until they dragged me off the field.

And thus, she was like, no. You know what I'm saying? She saw the truth. Yeah. Yeah, because like, you know, he, I think that when he retired, he really did think in his brain. I'm never going to do this again. And then he got one taste of being at home, you know, for a summer with his kids and his wife.

And he was like, I sure do miss football, you know. And he sort of reneged on a something that he had said for his family. I mean, I believe that. But we're going to do he's two and oh. Is there another narrative that's got to be what happened, right? I guess some people's narrative is, well, no. I mean, that there was a separate thing about Bruce Ariens. Bruce Ariens was the coach.

Oh, I'm sorry. I meant about his family, Trey. I'm so sorry. I meant like, is there, like, of course that's why they're divorced or having problems or whatever, right? I felt the way I don't think it was saying that is he was like, I think this is what happened. And I'm like, is there a competing thing about what happened in the images of?

I don't think the competing thing. I think to me the competing thing would be is you flip it and that he retires. and then he gets home and they started having relationship problems. And he was like, well, shit, if that's going to be the case, I'm just going to go back and play football. It could be that. You know what I mean? Yeah, man.

You know, when we first come off the road after a long, hard stint, like it was an adjustment period to being around your spouse all the time. For sure. Yeah, because like, even if you're still in comedy mode. Right. It's also just like, just generally like, oh, right, you're here. Like, they get a little annoyed. Oh, yeah.

We'd go out on those long runs and I was like, you know, very used to just having my own space and whatever the fuck. And then I come home and I need to rest and I'm just sprawled out for three days, not helping a damn bit. And she's just ma'am, man, man, man, when I've been used to silence or just the TV. Yeah, don't hit. You were very diplomatic to the very end. It really hit for me. You like, like you described her experience in a very fair way until right at the end. And she's just, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.

But I think that is fair. Like I talked about how I'm, I suck and then I talked about the ways in which she sucked. I think that is fair. Speaking of quarterbacks that I don't like. Yeah. That's what I was about to. Yeah, yeah. That wasn't intentional with Brady.

But our boy, I mean, at least my childhood hero. I know I guess it wasn't Drew's. I mean, Brett Far. I've always liked until now. Yeah, Brett Farn is a little. Me too. Because I do this is going to come. up because like we just recently recapped our greatest rednecks of all time list right and he's on he's

number four yeah and when we recapped it was that like a couple months ago and we were like yeah that's rock solid pick right there that's fine so like not only like we wrote the book included him recap the book doubled down on including him all since he sent unsolicited dick pics to that journalist and cheated on his cancer ridden wife and all that stuff like we were we were all like hey are from the artist okay listen that's unfortunate But he gets for a hard. None of that stuff. None of that stuff discounts him from being a redneck.

Right. No. No, he stole from welfare, son. Yeah. Yeah. I think it helps. I think it should be number one.

Yeah, right. Yeah, but it's just, this is just, it's pure evil. It's definitely a bridge too far. Yeah.

It's rough. Everything that I stand for won't allow me to, you know, to like, to, no, I'm with you. Well, it's not just fraud.

It's fraud by stealing from welfare. Why? While running, remember he ran, he dabbled in politics and he backed many politicians. He played around with the idea of running. But he started to have policies and campaigns. And he has backed that Tate guy, whatever his name is, whose campaign is people on welfare or get a job or lazy are just committing fraud. There's a very like welfare queen through line to the politics he's been dabbling in. And so that level of hypocrisy, it's like, look, man, you want to commit a fraud against the government, you know, far be it from me to start, you know, cast in judgments.

But not when you're running on the idea that everyone who does that's evil, who's doing it at a small scale and probably not even doing it at all, probably actually needs it. For people that don't know what we're talking about, just to catch you up, Brett Farve, the yada yada version is he was working with the state of Mississippi on, some welfare stuff. And the first thing that happened is he was supposed to get one point two, he got $1.2 million in speech money for these speeches that he was supposed to give that he then actually didn't give. And then. Yeah.

He also, I'm getting some of this from Smart Mark, which is so I feel like it's probably true. He said that he got one chunk of money for doing some kind of PSAs or something for and he did do those. Then he got another chunk of money for doing these speeches, and he didn't do those speeches. And then he got a chunk of money for just nothing, right, that went towards his daughter's volleyball team at Southern Miss. At Southern Miss, yeah. Which, I, you know, that's a good cause, I guess.

Well, it's not like, I mean, I guess it's not like that. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's not like. I'm kidding. That's better than him just taking it himself. For sure. but I mean you still can't be doing that can't be taking money meant for poor people and spending it on

fucking college girl volleyball I think the thing when I first off a similar thing like this happened a while back with him and also was included in that the million dollar man Ted DiBiase

who I've always hated so I've always hated so fuck him but with do you know like stuff about him or do you ran into him? Do you have like... Yeah. Did he hit you? With the ukulele?

No, he didn't... No, he wasn't like that. So, DiBiase was obviously one of the greatest heels in the entire business. And my mama loved him. He looks just like my uncle Wayne. Well, one year I was at Starcast.

Is that your mama's brother? Is that your mom's brother or your dad's brother? It's my mom's. It's my mom's. My mom, it's actually my mom's uncle, but I don't know what to call him. Can you please try and say it in the same exact cadence you just said? I don't even know what I said. And he looked just like my uncle Wayne.

Well, he does. The way he said that right after he said is mama loved him so much. I was like, my mom always loved him. He looked just like my uncle Wayne. And I was like, was Uncle Wayne her brother that died at 17, got hit by a truck or something? Like, what's the, no. the connection to Uncle Wayne and why your mom? Hold on now.

Tets your Ted DiBiasey all over the house. Hold on. Let me, hey, let me take a brief sidebar, though, to tell you an Uncle Wayne story. Okay,

let's do it after this break. Okay, right after this. Yeah. So. I fucking destroyed, dude. I don't know what I did.

It was just, you're talking about your dad, uncle and Ted DiBiossi back to back. And he sounded like a character. He's not dead. He's not dead. He's not dead, though. It sounded like he was, son.

No, I hear you. The way you said it, and you can leave all this in, obviously, but the way you said it, it sounded like, it sounded like one of the reasons your mom had such a connection with Ted DiBiase was because he looked exactly like your uncle Wayne. So presumably her dad brother or something. Yeah, right. He just makes me think of Wayne. rest his soul.

No, it's just two things that are true. He was working at the mill when he was 13 trying to make ends meet. That summer daddy got sick. So here's a story about my uncle Wayne that he is still alive. And honestly, I probably shouldn't say this. But like if you're the type of dude that I'm about to describe, it's not like anybody can do anything to you about it. So my uncle Wayne, he does fairly well.

and he has a ball field that, like, he bought this, like, part of this land, and he put a ball field on it just so, like, his kid would have somewhere to practice. And then later he was like, well, I mean, this shouldn't be just my own thing. I'll let the rec league use it. You know what I mean? Like, and communities can come down here and practice. And he loved it. Him and all his buddies would hang out down there and just watch the games.

And one day, this dude was down there watching his kid. And you know how wreck, wreck ball parents be. You know, just like losing their mind, calling their kid everything but a white man, blah, blah, blah. And so this dude's losing his mind and he's cussing.

And my uncle Wayne came up to him. He goes, hey, buddy, I know we're all having a good time here, but could you keep the language down? This is a, there's kids around here. This is a family place.

The guy's like, yeah, whatever. Guy keeps going on just, motherfucker this, son of a bitch, da, da, and uncle Wayne goes,

hey, hey, buddy, I told you, this is a family place, and nobody needs to hear that. There are kids here. The guy's like, ah, well, the guy starts cussing again, and my uncle Wayne just went out to his truck, got a two by four, and beat the fuck out of the guy in front of all the kids who he was trying to protect. He was trying to protect him.

They're delicate sensibilities. Yeah, right. He just whooped his ass with a two by four. So anyways, he looks like Ted DiBiasey. Sounds more like a haxile Jim Duggan type of guy. I agree. I agree. That's a good point.

What happened to that story. What a good guy. I'm sorry that we lost him. I'm not going to retell it, but do you guys remember my Lake story where the guy was yelling at the people who were being mean to the lesbians? And he was like, there's goddamn fucking kids here. And you're just being mean to these goddamn lesbians. Yes, I do. It hit for me.

Did you say what happened to Hacksaw Jim Duggan? No, no, the guy that Uncle Wayne about killed. But I do, listen. I want to mark, I do want to mark some things. I agree. Because, yes, because there's a lot of things I want to make sure and at least circle back to. We initially, you were talking about Brett Farr and how that related to Ted DiBiC. Then I asked if you had personal relationship in any way with Ted DiBiase.

And I'm getting into that. Yes, I know right. That led to the story about your uncle Wayne and I want to know what happened to the dude. He had assaulted with a two by four. I have no idea. Okay. He even cussed at that battlefield again. I guarantee that much.

He might not talk. But he didn't get, like, he just, somebody carded him out of there and Uncle Wayne went about his day. Dude, the cops ain't going to do shit to Uncle. First off, that was Uncle Wayne's property. He told the guy not to cuss. You know what I'm saying? Like, no, that was a good. That was a law.

That was a citizen's arrest. Yeah, that holds up in court. It does where I'm from when the judge is friends with my Uncle Wayne. Judge was that. Yeah, probably was, if I'm being honest. Also, the last thing, we don't even have to. spending time on this, I just want to point out, I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that you inadvertently used a, one of them southern signs.

Did I miss gender? No, one of them southern sayings, it's actually deeply racist in origin. What I said? Yeah. Oh, yeah, but I was doing it ironically. Yeah, okay. I know that, I think everybody knows. What's the version of hair?

So the, so basically what that means is, I called me everything but a white man, which is, means bad things because a white man is the only thing good that you can be called. Right. And I always. But in that world, I had a, we had like a segment on here forever ago where we talked about these types of things because I, but, and I remember this one came up. We can pivot to slurs after I'm doing. No, no, no, I always, I always interpreted it previously.

I've known for years now that what Corey had said is that's the truth of it. But I always interpreted it as like, because I always hear a white person saying it. So I always thought it meant like she usually some dude talking about his old lady. You know, it's like, and I interpreted it as she called me everything except the thing that I actually. Right. Yeah, right. Like she, right. But evidently, I think Corey's right.

And that's not the case. And it is, the origin of it is, you know, a white man is a good thing to be. Right. So you get called everything but a white man. Anyway. Dude, isolate that clip of you saying, well, white man's the good thing to be in me going, right. Right. Yeah.

So, Corey, again, we're a total mess right now, but it's hitting. That's okay. Ted DiBi, back to, he looked like your Uncle Wayne, your mom loved him, but he don't have for you. And, yeah. Wayne ain't dead, but the guy he beat up might be, and we don't know what happened to hacksaw. We were in, we were in Las Vegas, and I was hanging out at this wrestling convention. And I was walking around buying T-shirt. it's talking to Tony Chivani.

And then whoever was like working Ted DiBiase's tape, it was Cassio. It was Cassio. Cassio comes running up to him and he goes, Hey man, you got a second? And I was just like, yeah, what's up? He goes, he goes, I got to take a big old country shit. And I was like, okay, true.

And he goes, can you go over here and handle DeBiase for a minute? And I was like, fuck, yes, I would love to. Was that made? Handle. Like, you stand there and like, if, somebody wants their picture with him, you click the picture, and you just keep the line moving or whatever. If there's no line,

if there's no line, you just stand there, if he wants a water, whatever the fuck, you know, just that shit. So I go over there, and I walk up,

and I'm just standing there, and I'm looking at him, and he looks up at me, and he goes, who are you? And I go, uh, I,

I was Cassio, who's your guy, he sent me over here to fill in for him while he just goes to the bathroom. And he goes, oh, great. And I was like, okay, he's,

he's, he's doing, he's doing, He's doing it. I was like, okay, he's doing a thing. He's healed DiBiase. And I kept standing there and then he looked up at me again. He goes, oh, you're still here, huh?

And I was just like, yes, you know, whatever. And then Cassio gets back. And I'm like, well, Mr. DiBiase, it was very nice to meet you. And he just looked at me, looked at my hand and then went back down to fucking sign and some shit. Like, just a dick for no reason. Like a lot of times, a lot of times I could be like, if I'm in a situation, somebody's a dick, I'll go back. my head and go, what did you, what were you doing in the room? This person might have just not liked

you from afar. He literally just met. He's just, he's just that way. And they told me he was that way. And I'll be honest with you, I didn't really give that much of a fuck because I was like, okay, he stays in character, whatever. And then after that, all this shit about welfare came out. And I was like, oh, no, he's a piece of shit. You know what I'm saying? I want to say, I think it's a very healthy process for you in particular to undergo what you just said, what you said if someone's been a dick to you, you think to yourself, okay, how have I been acting in this room for the past? Perhaps from afar I did not hit for them. Well, I didn't always do that, but now I do.

You know what I mean? But I was wondering when you started that. Yeah. Did you talk to Cassio about it at all? Was he treating Cassiel like that the whole time? He hadn't treated him exactly. Did you just some reason not hit for him? He hadn't treated Cassio exactly.

like that the whole time, but he said he was pretty standoffish, but I would assume that Cassio met him. I'm assuming that Conrad and Cassio met him at the same time, and Conrad was like, hey, this is my boy Cassio. And any of these dudes, if Conrad is the one that you introduce you to them, they fucking kiss your ass because they all love Conrad. But like, if you don't get introduced by Conrad and they think you're just some dweeb, which I mean, I am, like oftentimes they'll really show their ass, because I've had a situation. where somebody was treating me a certain way, and then later we were like in the green room or something,

and they saw that me and Conrad were pals, and then all of a sudden they wanted to talk to me and be my friend. You know what I mean? It's like you really, really, really, really see people's fucking true colors. I hate when that type of shit happens. Yeah. I've definitely been guilty of it, for the record. Hollywood or like, I don't know.

Like green rooms or stuff like that sometimes, like you could just tell that somebody. People don't think you're worth talking to. And then something happens that makes them realize like, oh, perhaps that person is legitimate or whatever. And then they start acting differently. Yeah, I think everybody's right. Yeah, I can't, I can't stand that. No, it's very LA. It's hell, but it's all.

It's all. It's all. It's all. It's super LA, but it's also just, I've been in a situation, hell in Atlanta, when that happened, where I went and there was a bunch of comics and we were all going up. And like, I was, you know me, like, I try to make conversation if we're in the green room, hang out and hit. And, like, there was this group of people that just, like, wanted nothing to do with me. And then, like, David Perdue came in and dabbed me up or whatever and started talking about how much I hit. And the next thing I know, these motherfuckers are, like, asking me for advice on shit.

Yeah. But anyways, there's, like, the fame version of that. And then there's the thing that we're all guilty of. It's still kind of shitty, but I think less so where. We didn't know if you hit or not. Like, like, making sure somebody is a comic that hits and should be in the green room and, you know, blah, blah, blah, is, I think slightly different than, oh, are you next to fame and you can give me something. You know, that's like a little gross. And again, they're both gross.

And again. Yeah, and I disparage this behavior, knowing full well that I've been guilty as shit of it. And it's also one of those things, much like deciding if I've been a dick from afar that I'm working on, which is like, hey, man, I don't know that you. you've intentionally treated other people less, but you probably have in some situation subconsciously and you didn't mean to, and that's not fucking cool. But DiBiase fucking totally did it to me. So in my opinion, I hope Mississippi takes that motherfucker for everything's worth, which probably ain't shit because he had to go to preach it.

You know what I'm saying? He's a preacher now. He's been a preacher. All right. Hold on. Before we circle back to Mississippi, DBIi, may I quickly tell the story of when I met Corey? For sure. I did the comedy contest in Chattanooga.

Corey came in because your mama, fuck, why isn't? I got two hours of sleep. Janet. Janet. Janet was a judge. I thought he said, Wade, folks. Wade fucked my grandma. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But still, you're on fucking fire today. Every mistake you make is hilarious today. You know, your ma'am-a. You get why. I think that. I didn't know who he was. He got introduced to me by somebody from down there. He totally went, uh-huh, cool.

And then just like literally, like literally, uh-huh, cool. And then walked off. He didn't see my set. I advanced, but I think you left. We went to Gatlinburg. to do a show together about three or four weeks after that, you would not talk to me in Gatlinburg at all until my set. And then after my set, you didn't, there wasn't like,

it wasn't like overdone or whatever. It wasn't like, oh, my God. There was, you acted as if you hadn't been doing that. Yeah, right. It was as if I just got there. And now you're going to like, hey, man. where'd you get that hat? Like, imagine if somebody won't talk to you for hours.

And then it's like, oh, dude, are those chicken wings any good? And you're like, what the fuck? Just have. I admit it. I'm admitting that I used to do that shit. But you're right. I still do it a little bit. What's funny is, that was probably the worst I was at it.

And at the time, I had the least reason to do it. But that's not what I'm saying. Because that's mostly insecurity. Yeah, for sure. mixed with though I still do it a little bit when I'm like in a green room

at like the comedy chateau here in the valley where like it's like half the shows are bringers you know I come in I'm in the first three comics and I fucking leave some of these people

it's not their fight I just don't want to talk to you about this bit that you know like it's just I've had this conversation a thousand fucking times in my life and I don't want to right now

I'm sorry well that's my I might it may seem to pay you guys as though I'm doing that sometimes. Yeah, you're just, you're just rude in general. You don't mean to be. Okay.

I'm just kidding. Do you want me to defend you? No. I think it's endearing. No, no. I was talking about it last night, I do. Last night at the comedy store. See from your perspective, we just both went radio.

Last night at the comedy store, I was talking about how endearing it is. Yet again, I was talking about how you can't lie to fans. So I think whatever your type of autism is is adorable. I always have. The world thinks Corrie's is adorable, and I disagree, but I think yours is. I'll just sort of sit in the corner and not.

And not talk to anybody unless somebody talks to me. If you're not talking to anybody, then that's fine. Yeah, right. But like, it's not that I'm trying to avoid people. I mean,

I guess I'm just fucking socially awkward and don't know these people, so I don't know what to say. So I just sit over there and don't say nothing unless somebody tossed to me first. And then it's, after that, it's fine. unless they're a dick, which they often are.

In which case, I cut it down. But anyway, Corey, I don't remember when Corey transitioned for me, but I do remember that I remember the first time I met Corey. It was the exact same setup, except I think it was a different night because I don't think you were there. I was. But it was that same, I know it was the exact same comedy contest they were having in Chattanooga, because I was going down there too. but they had a bunch of different nights of that and a bunch of different rounds.

So the night I was there, Corey was there. And I come in, and he's like holding court right outside the stage, the main room there, and he's got his trucker hat on. And there's these comics, Chattanooga comics, I don't remember who any of them were. I don't know any of that. But they're standing there and Corey's talking. And I've said this before, but it's so true. I, you know, sort of looped in and sat there and started listening to it.

And within like five minutes, I was like, man. this old road dog is really spitting some wisdom. I was like, I didn't know who he was. I haven't been introduced to him, but in my head, I was so certain. I was like, this is a 40-year-old, twice-divorced, like, road dog who's been out here. You know, we all know those guys. He's like a truck driver, but with jokes. I was like, he's one of those guys.

He must live in Chattanooga. This guy's been around the block a few times right here. and the only thing I remember that he said to me in that interaction was something brought up Tim Wilson and I said I said something like oh yeah I'd love to open for Tim Wilson

or something like that and Corey goes you never worked with Tim Wilson and I said no and he goes then you ain't a comedian now and then and then went back to doing what I was doing what a patently false statement.

But again, at that time, I was like, I was like, you know, yes, sir. If you say so, because I thought you had 20 years in the game. Thanks. I've never been. Yeah, exactly. I'd never been more shocked by anything in my life than I was when I found out Corey's actual age. Well, Corey's were those people who had an age. He was like 22 or 23 at the time when I met.

Well, you haven't aged since I've known you, but not in the way most people say that. Right. You've been 45 the whole time. There are definitely people that are like that. And I've just turned into a better looking 45-year-old. People, it's wild how some people are like that. They like hit a certain age. Arne Anderson.

There's people who like hit a certain age real young, but in the long run, it works out for them. You know, because as you get older, it's like you look exactly like you did, you know, for 20 years or whatever. And it benefits you in the long run. But, yeah, Corrie's definitely more than people. John Ham talks about it on podcast. It's the ball to do it. With Ham, it was like the scruff and the eyebrows. He was talking about, like, at 25, I looked weird.

And then at 30, I looked like a good-looking 40-year-old man. And he's just looked like a good-looking 40-year-old man ever since. Yeah, I heard several stories about him when he was starting out. Like, you know, it's one of those classic stories of when he got, Mad Men was like the last audition that he was going to do. He's like, I'm not getting anything. And his agent would say the same thing to it. It's like, you look like you look like a man from the 60s.

Like you look like a classically handsome man, but from a different era. And so it was just a stroke of luck and genius that that finally, you know, made sense for something. But I'm not the John Hamm type in that I've looked classically handsome for a long time. Yeah, there's only one hand in your name, Ham. Yeah, I've looked like. like a shot out Italian sculpture of a baby pissing for, I don't know, 20 years. Because as Trey said this a million times, I was one of the most shot out looking 22-year-olds ever. Because, I mean, when I was 22, I had been doing stand-up for six years.

And not, now not on the road, but seven shows a weekend for six years, you know, and living, like, living that life, drinking every goddamn night. So, yeah, it's really weird. Like, all I have to do now is, like, I lose a little bit of weight, a little weight, gruesome facial hair, and you just look at me from when I was young. And it's like, oh, my God, you look so much better now that you're older. You know what I mean? That's male privilege.

I probably look younger, too. Which we've covered. Oh, dude, we age into it. Yeah, somebody said that men's facial hair is like women's bangs. You know what I mean? When they can't do anything else, they just get bangs. And men is just like, oh, just grow a little bit of this. And it does work.

It makes it fake like I have a jaw line. Okay, we were talking about fucking Favv. So when I can't believe I've kept this train of thought, when the first thing came out and it was Brett Farv and DiBiase, and there was this like a mystery about they may have taken some funds from welfare. They were either they were in on it together or they both coincidentally were just doing it separately at the same time. I thought just like, I thought you were just like, it reminds me of another story.

You're saying these are the same story, kind of. Yeah, the same affair that's gone down with Brett Farv also involved Ted DiBiase. I don't know that him and Farre had any kind of cahoots about it. I think it's just that DeBiase was another high-profile person like Farv who was involved with this, I think. Yeah. And so when that first happened, like number one, when it first, happened, I don't think that Farve had yet had the picture taken with him and Trump on the golf course.

I don't think that had happened yet. And when this first went down, I was like, okay, listen, Corey, Brett Farv, he got so much shit going on. He probably just said yes to some investor, not knowing they were doing this shit, because I was like, man, Brett Farve couldn't even read a goddamn nickel defense. I do not think he has the capacity to defraud the government. You know what I'm saying? I was like, I'm not saying that his people didn't do.

Yeah, no, I know, but you still got to, like, try. And I was just like, man, no, he's just a, he's just a dude put in a bad spot. And then when they were like, no, he knew what he was doing. I was like, okay, well, it was just CTE. You know what I'm saying? But now that it's happened again, and now that you've mentioned the whole, like, him dabble into politics, like, I hate to say it, but it's just pretty clear that Brett Farve is a piece of shit. Well, also, did you, uh, did you see those text messages? I mean, Nate did it too.

The text message is like clarified beyond any doubt that he totally knew. He totally knew what was going on. For everybody that don't know. Was aware that it was wrong and where it was coming from. He definitely had no ignorance about any. No, of course not. For those of you that don't know, he texted one of the ladies that I don't know if she was in the government or she was just helping facilitate it.

But like there's a text message he sent to her that said, hey, whenever, paraphrasing, Hey, whenever y'all give me all this money, there's no way for the media to find out. It's so goddamn funny to have the foresight to send that text, but not to think maybe I shouldn't put this in goddamn writing. Let me make a phone call. Especially him, especially him who knows good and well that everything on your phone can fucking get out. Wasn't it a journalist that he sent the dick pick two that first out of him? Yeah, Jen. Sturger. So in his mind, it wasn't him sending dick picks that hurt him in that scandal. It was the media. So that's why he was like, listen, let's make sure the media don't know about this. It would be funny if she was on the other end like, oh, I never thought of that, Brett. Let me cancel the appointment I had with reporters. Never mind. Is it? Also, it is people in the state who were giving this money to people they order.

not have been, right? Yeah. And I think that those were the state of Mississippi, but like it was the state of Mississippi who was doing something that ought not be doing too, right? Like, yeah, for sure. It was working in the state of Mississippi. Yeah, right, who were probably alums of Southern Miss or whatever on the donors list and shit.

And then, yeah, they were just like, why would people in Mississippi need welfare money? Our state's doing fine, you know, on every regard. Speaking of media, there's an angle of this I really want to talk about, and this is going to hit for Trey real hard, and you'll understand why in a second. I saw somebody else pointing this out, so it's not like I thought of this on my own. Plus, I don't really watch it much anymore. I just watch football on the weekends. I don't watch SportsCenter like I used to.

But I just went on and peruse DSPN, and they're like barely addressing this. Now, I realize this isn't as juicy as Michael Vick killed a bunch of dogs. but it is borderline undeniably worse that he was involved in a scandal in which again he is fucking with politicians who are running on

and he's supporting politicians who are running on get rid of the welfare queens while they themselves are sucking the money out of welfare illegally I realize there's a lot of dog lovers who are like,

that ain't as bad. Fuck that. He's taking money from hungry people. Yeah, right. He literally taken money from hungry children. So it is as bad. And again, it's not as juicy. So I know the coverage won't be as detailed.

But it's like they're barely fucking talking about it. It seems to me. But again, I'm just perusing the internet. Maybe they are covering it. And Mark, the bigger star than Vic. Yeah, but not. At the time,

I don't play anymore. I mean, like he's long since retired. Vic was the megastar quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons when that all came out. That's true. I mean, Deshawn Watson's been. a massive fucking story, rightfully so.

I was just thinking that maybe, you know, like Disney and ESPN who owns ESPN or whatever, they've been, you know, they've had a mass exodus of people that used to watch it because they're claiming that ESPN is too woke and all this stuff.

And maybe they were just, maybe ESPN was like, okay, they're already mad at us about this. We can't go on here and publicly lambas to white Trump's supporter because it's just not worth it. Let's just let it go. All your points, all your points true are true, but I feel

like there's another one and I can't quite put my finger on it. I just, I do feel like it's also like we lamented it at the top. I think everybody loved Brett Farv. He was the gunslinger who was too dumb to read the nickel, which I never bought that. I always

thought that was fucking horse shit. He knows what the fucking nickel defense is. He's not, he's from Mississippi. It's this thing we've been saying our whole lives. He's from Mississippi. He's not mentally handicapped. Stop conflating the two. So I just feel like he's beloved and Michael Vick, on the other hand,

and race had some to do with this, but also just like he was throwing a wrench in things. He was doing it different. I ain't how you play quarterback. He was not beloved by that way. Well, and it's, dude, it's dogs. You know, we've said it a bunch, like, people care way more. Absolutely.

Absolutely. Well, dude, do you remember when the fucking. Remember when Lady Gaga's dogs got kidnapped and in the process of the dog getting kidnapped, her dog Walker got stabbed nearly to death. And no one was talking about the dog. No one gave a fuck. Nobody. All of Twitter, everybody was like, her poor dogs, Gaga's poor dogs, what's going to happen? And nobody said a word about fucking, you know, Tristan the dog walker was laid up and I see you with multiple stab wounds or whatever because I should.

how people are with fucking dogs. That's so true. I mean, look, like, you know, I get why, and I don't mean I agree with it. Dogs don't need anything, but like a belly scratching and a little bit of food. Like, you know, it's like that thing about Republicans

say they love babies till they're born. You know what I mean? Yeah, right. Yeah, fuck them. It's that kind of thing. It's like, yeah, poor people, like, remind you of your own ugliness, whereas dogs, It's like, you know, yeah.

Can't kill dogs. Well, also, too, I think for a lot of people, they go, well, dogs are defenseless and can't help themselves. But these poor people, they choose to be this way. And, you know, they could just pull themselves up. But like, dude, there are so many people. And unfortunately, those people in power who genuinely hate the, like, hate the poor. Not just like, I don't want to be around them, but, like, resent them. and think of them as people who are just lazy and don't deserve a goddamn thing.

So I'm sure that there's a lot of people. That's how Tray feels about dogs. Exactly. I'm sure that there are tons of people. There's tons of people who are reading this story and are thinking, good. Brett Farvin, the volleyball people deserve that money way more than these goddamn lazy, you know, Mississippi welfare motherfuckers.

Like, you could lay all the facts out. He set up an elaborate scam that him and Ted DiBiase. So it's for volleyball too. Like it couldn't even be, if it was for football, we'd at least be like, hey, they bring in money. You know what, fucking volleyball?

Come on, dude. What the fuck? You think Southern Mrs. football team brings in much money? Maybe they do. More than their fucking volleyball team. I can promise you that. Not this year, son.

Look at the books. That's true. We'll be right back right after this. Well, we're back. I wanted to, talking about Brett Farb, not being dumb and all this stuff. I thought about, like,

is it the opposite? Here's what I mean. I don't know if people are just saying all this shit now because of everything that's going on with him because you know how the internet be. But I've seen so many comments and replies and stuff on Twitter just from so many people that are saying they're from the Hattiesburg. Right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's where he's from.

They're from like the Hattiesburg area and their family is. They've always been from there and they were in saying things like anybody from Hattiesburg will tell you. that Brett Favarv is a fucking douchebag or a dickhead or a piece of shit or an asshole or whatever. It's like everybody down here knows it. He's always been a fuckhead to everybody, you know, so this don't surprise me at all. I've seen so many people saying stuff like that. So is that all just bullshit or is Brett Fav like actually not only not stupid but kind of shrewd? Because I feel like Brett Farr publicly put forth a very like.

like, likable old boy personality the whole time he was playing in the league. For sure. I loved him not just on the field, but any kind of, when he was miced up and shit, I remember he said something like, like, he was the first person I ever heard say, yeah, well, if my aunt had a dick should be my uncle, which I love that, which is funny because it's like, that's, you know, it's almost progressive in a weird way. But, yeah, if you put a dick on my out and now she's my uncle and that's fine. But I bet he don't believe that. But anyway, he was first person.

I heard you say that. I loved that. They always showed him cutting up with the refs and everybody else. I heard him say once he's like, well, if a chicken had lips, said whistle, whatever the fuck that means. But he was like real folksy and like it. It seemed like everybody liked him. And so was that all fake? Because I think it takes a near sociopath to like craft.

I know, craft a public persona like that, when in reality, you're completely the opposite. And that's a level of shrewdness. I would not have thought Brett Farr of possessed prior to all this. I don't think if you're talking about charm, you necessarily have to pre-plan it like you're talking about. It could be that he's that shrewd. He could be like a type of genius. It could be like a thing he's done since he was younger that has worked for a little while, most places that he's. He's gone.

So, like, if you're talking about NFL referees, he sees him once a week. Like, you know, they don't know what the people in Hattiesburg would know about him because they grew up around him kind of thing. So, like, I think what you're saying is possible, but I think it's also just that we're talking about somebody who's just charming. And charming people can fool people for a certain amount of time or in finite spaces, and they're not sociopaths. They're just charming.

That is who they are to be charming. That is part of their personality to be charming. It does have them kind of get away with. stuff, but they're not necessarily shrewd sociopaths, and most people eventually see through it in those cases. And I'm sure there's plenty of people in the NFL who were like, fuck that guy. Well, yeah, that's all fucking through. As one example, who I know we don't like, but like he realized pretty quickly that Brett Farr was a dickhead. Well, also, that's all true, but it also goes back to maybe what we were talking about earlier in that maybe he seemed charming and

like a cool dude because in those situations, he was in. you know, around people he actually liked with the football players and stuff. And then when he gets out to, but he treats normal people differently. You know what I'm saying? Like it could be that. Like in those situations, he's being genuine because he's, that's the Brett Farve he is when he's playing football. My favorite one of those, by the way, was when there was some game and Mr. Miyagi

was at the game. And Mr. Miyagi started talking to Farv and he was miced up and he's in the huddle. And he was like, he seemed genuinely so happy. He looked at his tidy and goes, hey man, you should. see that. Them, Mr. Miyagi talking to me, huh?

That's something. You know, like, I don't know. Like, or, no, I mean,

he, dude, he sucks, but I'm just trying to, it's so hard for me to get past him actually, because I was so bought into, like,

he just didn't know what he was doing, or someone suggested something to him, and he didn't know that it was wrong, but like, it's just, that just ain't it, and it don't hit. No,

that ain't. I know. No, I know. That's what I'm saying. The part he didn't realize, but this is true of most of those types of people. I guess this might be true of every human. I don't think he felt that it was as evil as it is. Like, I think he could justify in his own mind.

Yeah, I've been giving the state of Mississippi fucking money for goddamn years. Tourism, you know, whatever it is that justifies it in your brain. But that's still shit. Right, like in his brain, he wasn't going, you're stealing money from poor people. ha ha ha and that's fine like in his brain he was like i don't know what i don't know what he would have been this is what it is this is the game people get kickbacks yeah yeah my level and of course if he truly is like a big trump supporter in his brain he's like man if these people on welfare get this money i mean they're just going to use it for drugs and booze it'd be better off at

a stadium for young white women but again though i want to point out he did that with the last check the middle checks as far as we know he just kept there was the first set of checks and he actually did some stuff for those. There was the second set of checks he didn't do shit for, and as far as we know, he just kept him. And then the third thing was what he donated to the university. What could he possibly be, what's he going to get in return from the university? Because I failed to see why someone would defraud the government just to give a gift to a school

and then get nothing out of it. Like in his brain, it was fine. I'm just getting this money because this is what's owed to me. And I think giving it to school, it's like something he always wanted to do. This kind of goes to trace point. maybe it's a sociopath thing. Like he wants his name on a wing, I might as well use this money instead of the money I was going to hit with.

Yeah. Because you get your name on a wing. I mean, that's an investment. You're going to hit Spaghetti hits. Like you got a wing named after you. You're going to continue to hit, I feel. I want a wing named after me. I do too.

But I don't think the R.O.I on having a wing named after you is all that great, really. I feel like it's more just a pure vanity thing. You hit hard enough to buy a wing. just buy a wing and know that that wing ain't going to bring you much more in the future. I don't think. That's my opinion. Corey, if you quit fucking working out, you get a wing

named after you, son. I guarantee it. A couple of them. A whole dozen. I want to ask this, I want to, like, the whole like pretending to be dumber than you are, though, like that was your thing for a while, Corey, but I felt like your thing, you've talked about on here.

Well, you've talked about on here, like, you feel like it puts less pressure on you. is like that's not sinister in the way of like tray suggesting like something i think more sinister with far but like do you think it's possible he's just like yeah if i pretend like i'm just a good old boy nobody bothers me and then this is a separate thing you know and then also he happens to be well maybe but i mean mine's also like a defense mechanism because there is a lot of stuff that i am stupid about and like hell this the first part of this podcast was a tremendous example of that You know what I mean?

Me stupid, my is dumb. A lot of that is genuinely real. Now, I do think that I'm smarter than people think I am. But at the same time, like, playing into that is like, okay, well, if I just, if I own it, if I make it my thing, then when it happens, nobody would even wish to point it out because it's like, yeah, that's what he, that's what he do. From like being on, from a being on stage perspective, I just was always like, I want to talk about these big issues, but I don't want to do it in the way that like a Bill Hicks did it where it was

just like, I'm the smart person in this room and every single other of you is stupid. I wanted to sort of make it like, we're figuring all this out together because I just think that that makes it more palatable for people. And it was just a, that's just a better space for me to be in. But I don't think I have it in me to defraud the government and buy a volleyball wing, if that's what you're getting at. No, I'm not. I was just saying like,

I feel like it's possible that it just is Brett Farve's kind of charming personality. And it's separate from that. He's a piece of shit. But I also think it's possible, Trey, that like it's calculated. What it's calculated for, though,

I'm not sure. But maybe to, you know, hide the fact that he's a fucking douchebag. I don't know. I like to hear more from Hattiesburg people. Yeah, me too.

I mean, how could that dude not be a fucking dick, though? know, we've talked a million times about, like, the fact that there's not more scandals or any scandals about LeBron is proof that he's one of the greatest people to ever live. Well, with Brett Farr of, like, similar situation, like, he was the prince of Hattiesburg. And then he, that dude had, his dad was his fucking coach. They were a legendary football family. He's been treated like a fucking God his whole life.

And in that situation, there is no need for you to tweak your personality one bit. You just keep being the way you is. that's fine. Right, but that's the part that makes it kind of wild to me. I don't know. I guess I'm more inclined to think it's what you said, Corey, about like he just got like a football personality and then a civilian person. Like, you know, civilians don't have for him and he treats him all like shit. But if you're like a football guy, then he's like trying to know.

That makes me think that there is an overlap with Corey going back to how he wouldn't be nice to us until he found out we his. Yeah. that's what I was trying to make that parallel. Like, it's a real thing. Yeah, I mean, that's the thing everybody has, though. Like, you ever, like, get around, like, a bunch of nurses and then it's not that they're a dick to you, but, like, you know, just, you ain't them. Yeah, I think that's natural for a lot.

Yeah, for sure. Like, so many, I feel like comics or is a territorial job the same way nurses, like, nurses hang out together and talk about how nobody has it as bad as nurses. Teachers do the same shit. And comedians kind of do the same shit. too. We're like, if you're not one of us, you don't know all the things we know and therefore you don't hit as hard as we do because you're not in the click.

And I would fucking guarantee you that football players, you know, feel that way too. But yeah, I don't know. With Fav, it's just the beautiful thing is, though, and again, I think everybody has the potential to be like that. It's just that you have to grow and realize you do it and then try to fucking work on that shit like I have. But with Brett Favreve, to me, it's I'm lucky that I've grown enough to where I can't stand people who when something like this happens they go this has ruined my childhood it's like bitch your childhood already happened I had all the good years of Brett farf you know what I mean that doesn't take away any of that shit he was my hero I had all his jerseys I had the quarterback club video game it was my shit and that was awesome and now old me knows that that guy's a piece of shit and then we can dish on him on the podcast so yeah stung at first yeah but but

Perfect. Go ahead. Well, I just, I would have liked to have continued on in my life talking about how Brett Farve hits super hard anytime I had a reason to do so. But now I can't do that. I at least have to give a disclaimer to it now if nothing else, you know. So that part, I mean, that don't hit for me. It's like, Brett Farber was going to keep coming up. Okay.

Today. Oh, yeah. Speaking of which, if you also listen to me and Trey's other podcast putting on airs, but you didn't hear the clearing the airs segment. This, on this most recent episode that's coming out this Friday, I started off the episode by talking about that I wanted to name, if we had a daughter, I wanted to name my daughter, Brett Farf Jr. This was before all this shit happened.

So we record them in the past. So I just want to let you all know here. I will no longer name my daughter, Brett Farb Jr. Ray Carruth, still up in the air. Who knows? So this is a perfect segue to what I've been. wanting to ask you guys. Rayco Roos hilarious.

Do we take him off the list? Do we retire him from the greatest rednecks? Because what do we mean by great? Well, we did this last time, and we discussed people who we didn't put on the list who undeniably were great at redneck and but just like we did for us. I think because we do have other people that deserve to be on there, then yes, we should take him off and replace him with. Who were the other ones?

I'm going to vote either Richard or Tom Petty, and we could pretend their brothers and just throw them on there. Hold on just a second. The Petty's. Y'all be, hold on. Well, Corey got mad. We took him off the list, and he left in protest. Let me plug real quick while we're waiting on him to get back,

that I will be with DJ this weekend in Bristol, Tennessee. That's a pretty dope bobblehead. Little Richard Petty, man. What y'all doing? I go left. I go right. God damn, man. That's enough for me.

Richard Petty, it is. I'm probably going to find out he's racist. Like, real bad. I mean, that mustache. Let me finish this plug. I'll be in Bristol, Tennessee at the Blue Ridge Comedy Club this weekend with DJ Lewis. You guys know DJ, the gutter bumpkin, Maced in the butthole. Y'all know who he is.

I'll be there. Two shows, Friday and Saturday. It's going to be a good time. Come see me if you're in the Tri-State area. It's worth driving. I'll be in Lowell, Arkansas, which that's my favorite part of Arkansas. I did not realize that, but it is. Northwest part up there by Fayetteville and Bentonville.

It's another place up there. They got a new joint there, I think, is called the Grove. I probably should have memorized it by now. That sounds very familiar. But there's a place there in Lowell, Arkansas, where I'll be this weekend. I'll be in Oklahoma City. next weekend and then we will all be in Raleigh, North Carolina, the week after that.

You go to Tray Crowder. October 6 through 8th, yeah. Yeah, you go to Tray Crowder.com and get you some tickets. If you ain't, if you don't want to do that, yes, it is called the Grove, the Grove in Lowell. If you don't want to do that, go to Patreon.com slash Tray Crowder. You can support me that way and get some extra shit.

We'll also listen to weekly skews and putting on airs and just keep hitting in the skew universe. That's all. This weekend, I will be in my underwear watching the Georgia Bulldogs beat the fuck out of somebody. So you can find all of my stuff at part-time funnyman.com. I got a new essay up this week. There's new podcasts with me and my sister.

I got a new football podcast called The Pigskin Picskin Picnic. And you can find all that at part-time funnyman.com. And thank you all for listening to The Well Red Show. We'd love to stick around longer, but we got to go. Tune in next week if you got nothing to do. Thank you. God bless you. Good night, and skis.

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