wellRED podcast - #294 - Vols Win! Vols Win! + Slang Words That Hit and Don't Hit!

Episode Date: October 19, 2022

#294 - Vols Win! Vols Win! + Slang Words That Hit and Don't Hit!this week The CHO prompts the boys to share their joy over the Tennessee Vols beating Alabama in football, which somehow leads to a conversation about generational slang words!Go to TraeCrowder.com to see Trae on the road and also to get tickets for our Christmas shows at ZANIES IN NASHVILLE!Go to DrewMorganComedy.com to see DrewCheck out Corey's new publication site PartTimeFunnyMan.com which is where he is going to be focusing most of his attention as he prepares to stay home and off the road to help his wife with their new baby! If you cannot afford the 5 bucks a month, email Corey at [e-mail] and he will comp you no questions asked!

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They're the They're the Rednecks That makes some people upset They got three big old Dicks that you can suck Yeah, speaking of eating Real stupid like

I thought of you over the weekend Because I, we were on our way back from Asheville via Vermont and all that good stuff And I stopped on the side of the road And there was this like Vermont Brand like local Vermont brand of cheese puffs and Cheetos and such. Huh.

And so naturally I got, you know, one of all of them because I wanted to try and see how it stacked up against the cane. And it was pretty damn good, but the puffs were, I put in, I put in like a lot of puff chawls. Yeah, I puff chawed my way across the goddamn New England landscape. And it was really good. It was really good stuff. It was the, it was the rare instance where the puff version.

of the cheese curl was the superior one, which I normally, like, I mean, I love a puff chaw, don't get me wrong. For those of you listening that don't, those of you listening that don't know what a puff chaw is, uh, I assume that some of you are smart enough to be like, I think we get it. Uh, a puff chaw is where you take a puff and you make a chaw with it. Yeah. Yeah. Puff chow.

Yeah. A cheese puff and you make like a backer chaw. Like, you know, like a pat, papal have a big chaw, a backer. and your, uh, in your jaws there in your cheek. Yeah. And this was, you do that, you do that with cheese puffs and that is a puff chaw, which I, that's a puff chow.

I mean, I know that you and I found that out about each other, you know, but I always, I always figured that was a standard, you know, a cheese puff standard. Like one of the. Yeah, suck them. One of the, yeah, one of the standard operating procedures of eating, uh, cheese puffs, I thought, um, But, you know, but I mean, I've seen in Sheealk and in other things where people treat it as a genius innovation to use chopsticks for eating Cheetos. Right. Because that way you avoid getting the Cheeto dust on your fingers.

That hits. And I was like, I was like, the Cheeto dust don't hit for people on their flag. That's an appleteat. There are people for whom the Cheeto dust on the fingers isn't like that's a bug and not a feature. Absolutely blew my mind. but I guess, you know, some people aren't white trash animals or whatever. The only way not getting the Cheeto dust on my fingers would hit for me is if the amount of Cheeto dust that normally gets on your fingers magically appeared into a tiny Ziploc bag afterwards so that you could use said dust for whatever application that you would like. I think that I think that coating chicken fingers with Cheeto cheese dust would super hit.

I think that that's been done, I believe. Well, they crush up, no, they crush up the Cheetos. Right. They crush up the whole Cheeto, which I mean, does hit because then you get the crunch of the corn. I'm talking just the dust. I don't mean, I don't like, not the, Drew, where you had on Puff Chal. That's where you leave it in like a dip. Yeah.

Yeah. So you get it. You guys know I lick Doritos before I eat them. Right. Like a Oreo. Any way you can consume the cheese. to fake cheese flavor that's new or exciting or makes it last longer. I'm pro.

Yeah. Well, a riveting start here to the well-read podcast, courtesy of your boy being fat across Vermont. But here's the deal, guys. I know this isn't a sports podcast, but God damn it, I want to talk about the Tennessee Valls because I'll be a son of a bitch. That was one of those. And I've been a part of one of these experiences where everyone in the world is

rooting for you at the same time, even though you're not used to that. I do think that in y'all's situation, it was a bit more than when Georgia played Alabama for the national championship, because I think that we're a little bit more hated than y'all are, like nationally. Probably because we've been pitiful for so long. Right, right. Like, I'm sure we were super hated 15 years ago, you know. Right.

Like any team when they don't hit for long enough, the hate stank wafts away from them a little bit, A lot of people, I think. Probably why I was rooting for them. Let's get into it because I think that it's not that y'all are hated more. We were less relevant. Right. We've been good, I'm saying. But I don't know, man.

And, you know, the only reason I've seen these things is because I am a Tennessee fan. But, like, I think we're despised. Really? There's a lot of people right now who are, like, on the Internet, like, this is the worst thing ever. you guys don't understand them being good. Their fans are the worst. That's not true. You've forgotten what they're like when they're good.

Yeah, there is a lot of that. I mean, I have forgotten. That is true. I'll tell you my benchmark, as with many things, is the college football subreddit, which I've been frequenting for years. And Tennessee is easily one of the most mocked and shitted upon teams. Deservidly so. on that subreddit in its existence.

Apparently one of the moderators is a big Tennessee hater. I don't know if he's a Florida fan or Alabama fan or whatever. But anyway, Tennessee's like been a real laughing stock of that subreddit for a long time. People have really appreciated them being down. Not just Tennessee, Nebraska, too. Nebraska is hated? I thought Nebraska and Tennessee are kind of treated similarly. But also Texas.

Texas are a similar type team. It's like, and all those. teams, Reddit just loves to like point and laugh. Reddit has taken great pleasure in each of those teams not being any good after, you know, once proud histories or whatever. But even Reddit now at this point is kind of jerking Tennessee off and everything and it's sort of come around on them. And a lot of other people are saying what Drew was just saying. They're like, y'all don't understand. Be careful what you wish for. Like if they're going to be so insufferable, you know, you can't, you just don't, you ain't going to believe it. Uh, so, you know,

be careful with acting like Tennessee hits. But, uh, I think we were super hated. And then we just became more of a laughing stop than somebody that was hated is what I think. I don't think people actively hated us so much as they pointed and laughed at us for a very long time. But, but nobody hates, everybody hates Alabama. Alabama, exactly. You know, like everybody, pretty much. So, like, it was a unifying factor, I think. But I was real worried because, like, again, I was on the internet the whole time leading, there was just so, all the Vegas money or the majority of the Vegas money was on the balls. It was just like, there was just this whole thing going on, the whole week leading up to it where it's like, A, this is the biggest Tennessee game. This is the biggest game at Neeland

stadium in at least 20 years. This is the biggest Tennessee Alabama game in forever. What? Didn't the line end up being nine? Yeah, it did. But they it's a huge, not only is it a huge game, but

there was this general feeling that like, I think Tennessee's going to do it this year. Like not just from, not just from balls fans, I mean. Like, you know, from neutrals and from people on online and from the betters most of the money was on tennessee and if you watch the pick the

the game day pick shows or like the picks on the you know the college game day shows a lot of people were picking tennessee which never happens and all that in my head and heart was like this is just setting everything up to be the biggest let down in recent memory like you know what the fact that everybody seems to actually believe that we could do it and all eyes are on us in this moment. That's how I felt like, like I just, I know we're going to fuck this up.

And they came real close, real close, multiple times, but they didn't. So skeewee way, go balls. Skewee, baby. I still can't believe it.

I think you got to go back to when we were good. I think that there were a few reasons when we were good. We were more hated than a lot of people end up being hated. One, Philip Fulmer was a phenomenal coach who was an asshole and was boring. He had all the things against him. He wasn't fun or funny like Lane Kiffin. He wasn't like, I don't want to call Nick Saving Cool, but, you know, Nick Saving's in commercials.

He's a good-looking guy. He's cool. Former was like fat and goofy, but then also a dick. He did that thing where he ratted on Alabama, people really, really hated that. Oh, wait. What was that? I kind of remember that, but I don't. Was he the one that got them in that suspension for like 10 years?

They couldn't be in a bowl? I think he wore a wire or something. Are I making that up? I don't know. Everybody just thought it was spaghetti. You don't remember that. Surely you've seen that, that Alabama fan talking about how much Tennessee don't hit, right?

It's like an internet video from that 13 years ago that they, that resurfaces every year. It's this, this black dude in Alabama. I guess he's in Alabama. I don't know. He's an Alabama fan, but he's just going off about Tennessee. and he's like they low down, they dirty, they snitches, they orange, but not good orange, like that's true, puke inside of pumpkin orange.

You ain't never seen that? Maybe it's just a Tennessee, Alabama thing. Yeah, right. I see it every single year that video comes up. Well, let's talk about the color. Apparently, that color makes people feel anxious and angry. The way that, you know how, like, you studies that that particular shade of pink. makes people feel calm.

Well, apparently our particular shade of orange, people genuinely respond negative to, negative. Because it's what prisoners wear. Well, right. I mean, like, they make prisoners wear pink now because they're like, this actually calms them down and makes them feel good. When that first started happening, everybody was like, they're going to humiliate these prisoners making them wear pink. And people are like, no, they're just trying to calm them down. Let's also talk about it real quick. When Peyton Manning lost the Hizman, our fan base did not.

not react very well. And at that time... Like that's the only time we've done that. There's plenty of other examples. I get it though. But at that time, a bunch of them. Yeah, well,

hitting Lane Kiffin with mustard. But... Yes. When Lane Kiffin left, setting everything on fire, fucking... The shit when Greg Shiano got hired, whatever,

which I was full... I took part in that on the... I was proud of us. I was... I actively participated in that. that one. And I do it all again. I don't think he was a child molester, but he'd clearly let that dude get away with it.

When Johnny Majors didn't get the, didn't get the job, man. I mean, I remember that. I was like a kid or whatever, but I remember my papaw reacting to it. That's when we became Georgia fans. I've told you all that more. Like they fuck Johnny, my papal was a die hard Tennessee fan. And they fucked Johnny Majors over and he went out in the yard, burned all his Tennessee shit and told my daddy because we're dogs now.

And that's all I've ever known. So my Georgia fandom was rooted in spite. So yeah, I know y'all get up to some crazy shit. So, but hold on. The rest of the story there, though, is ESPN ran a segment for like a week or two called trailer trash. In which one of their anchors, I want to say it was Van Pelt, but that don't sound right. I don't think he was high up enough in the company in 99 or 98 or whatever year that was, 97 maybe. people would write in, they'd get letters.

The SPN was getting, this was pre-Internet. They were getting physical letters. So you know it wasn't from Alabama fans. Right. And they would take pictures of them or maybe just read them on the air of fans writing in, telling ESPN that they had swayed all the voters to give Charles Woodson the Hizman and that they did it because they were, and there were many claims. You know, you know, you know, Tennessee.

not woke because that wasn't a thing that but they did say racism yeah right it's what i meant like whatever woke was back then yeah you wanted the black guy to win it um so like you know people have hated us for a long time and it's kind of like do you remember growing up tray that we hated florida so yeah of course still do still do yeah i used to fuck them i used to too but i still do that our parents hated bama right and we didn't really get it then because We beat the fuck out of the time. All the time. I think that a lot of Gen X, college football fans and above,

have hated Tennessee since the 80s. And we've given them no reason not to. And then I think young college football fans are like, wait a minute, they got a rab fight song, they got the Vol Navy, they got a cool quarterback, they got a young coach who's got swag. Why would I not love this team as long as they're not playing them? my team. I think that's what's going on right now. Is there old people...

He's suggesting that Josh Happle has swag? Buddy, he's got fat boy swag all day long. Okay. I respect it. He's got meme swag. Well, I'm just wondering, I'm still, like, again, I'm still in shock, and I've got way too much BVS, you know, battered vall syndrome from the past 15 years to not expect some kind of something insane and bad to happen this year because it's like, because Hinden Hooker is a legitimate Hiseman candidate.

We scored 52 points on Alabama. That's the most points they've given up since 1907. I just don't see how anybody can stop our offense. Our defense ain't good, but like how much better can anybody do than Bryce Young did on Saturday and scoring 49 and still lost? There are not many offenses that can outdo what Bryce Young. and Alabama did. So even though our defense is bad, I'm like, I don't, but I'm saying, so like I say all that

and I feel like I really do believe all that. So then I'm right. But that's never worked out for you. How we're going to lose to Kentucky or Missouri or Vander. Like if we lose to Georgia, I'm not going to. That's totally fine. I actually have a follow up on that, but I know we're going to go on for a while. So let's take a break real quick and we'll be right back right after this.

Okay, on that note, and this is what I wanted to ask, because I've sort of felt like this for, you know, getting close to a calendar year now, winning that Alabama game, we're only in week six, but winning that Alabama game as a Tennessee fan who has been through as much as you guys have been through over the past several years, duly coming in and fucking shit up, brick by brick, all that bullshit. Champions of life. All that shit, all that shit, not getting Peyton Man as a coach,

whatever the fuck, you know, all the Philip Fulmer, shenanigans at AD, all that shit, is beating Alabama in week six, does that make the rest of your year just kind of gravy? Like, no matter what happens, it's like, well, I mean, we got that. So here's my answer for it. If, like, if we weren't, like, if we'd already lost a game and we were like, we were, we were all right, but we didn't have all this hype and shit that we currently do have and weren't a top five team in the country and all that. Like if we had gotten beaten by LSU or something, but won the rest of them, and then and managed to beat Alabama, then I think I would be like 100% we can lose

the rest of the way. I don't give a fuck, fuck Alabama. But because of the way it is played out and because of where we're currently at, I'm like, yeah, I'm like, no, we need to run the goddamn table. Right. I'm already running scenarios. I text you this other night.

I'm already running scenarios in my head where I'm like, it actually kind of it's if we lose to Georgia. That's okay. Right. That's kind of a good thing, really. If you look at it in the long view, it's a good thing. We get to play out so we don't have to fucking play Alabama again. Exactly. It's funny. It's funny because Georgia fans are thinking the same thing. No, we're thinking the same fucking thing.

Like when y'all beat, like, y'all beating Alabama was like double good for me because, number one, it's not that Tennessee hits for me. It's just that on the hierarchy of teams that don't hit, Alabama is well above Tennessee. Florida, for me being number one, right? So when y'all beat Alabama, it was like, dude, fuck Florida. So when y'all beat Alabama, it was like, fuck yeah, fuck Alabama. Hell yeah, screw you, Sabin, yada, yada, but then on the other end, as a Georgia fan, it hits for me double because I'm like, okay, Tennessee is, they're legit.

Like they were, they were four, no, five, or whatever, but now they have beat one of the giants, so they are legit, which means that in the Georgia Tennessee game, which I'm worried about, if we lose, it's not that big of a fucking deal. And matter of fact, it would kind of hit for us because then y'all have to go play Alabama again. Like if we have one loss, which it's looking like we might have more than one loss because Missouri about beat our ass. But if our one loss is against Tennessee, we still get in the playoffs, but we do not have to play fucking Alabama. I mean, I think y'all will you all beat them twice. But it's really hard to do.

So like as a Georgia fan, this is the greatest shit. that's ever happened to me personally. So I think to answer your question for me, and I understand everything you're saying, and I almost want to lose the Georgia, too. There's a big part of me that wants to be like, we could lose every single game. And as long as it's not because, like,

Hendon Hooker got hurt or something really sad like that, I'd be fine with it. But, and bear with me for a moment, there was a moment right before my brother went to prison where he had done something just horrible. that I won't get into. Just really sad. Just really heartbreaking.

And my dad was furious. And I'm looking at my dad. I ended up talking to him about it. I was like, I don't, what he's so mad about? Like, he's an addict. He's a fuck up and maybe one day he won't be that and we're all hoping he won't be. But right now, we know who he is.

And we had a nice conversation about it, pretty emotional. And what I realized and my dad realized is my father still had expectations for him and I did not. And I walked away from that conversation and realizing, damn, like if I were my brother, I think I'd rather somebody be treating me

like my dad was treating me versus like, so roundabout way. What I had been trained by Tennessee to say, we beat Alabama, fucking, who cares? It don't matter what happens the rest of the year. But we are different now. My quarterback said it in his press conference. What does it mean beating Alabama?

It was a good win, but we're ready for UT Martin now. We didn't come here. and he didn't transfer. My man didn't make him and his family millions of dollars. You think about Henn and Hooker's life, was not, he was going to have to sell insurance or whatever the fuck he was going to do.

Transfer Portal. Now he's going to, he may not play on Sundays, but he's getting in the league. He's going to get millions of dollars. He'll now never be, he'll never want the rest of his life. He can ride this shit out.

He changed generations of his family's lives. Bro, Hen and Hooker is going to get drafted. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. He may not play. I don't know if he'll, like, start or work out in the NFL, but, like, he's going to get. He'll be a, yeah.

That's what I'm saying. He may not play, but he's getting millions of dollars. So my point with all that is, like, I expect to go to the playoffs. Right. I don't really, but I want to. I don't really expect that, but, like, that's where I'm trying to get to. I'm trying to get to be a person who expects to go the playoffs. I mean, you let Alabama put a lot of points on you, but like it's fucking Alabama.

you'll beat the dog shit out of LSU like I mean dude and we were talking about this in the chat obviously some things could happen between now and then that this won't be true but more than likely and I'm knocking on all sorts of wood more than likely the Georgia Tennessee game is going to determine who is number one in the country when the fuck it's not and now Georgia and Tennessee have both been good at the same time but I don't know that they've ever been number one number two good at the same time they goddamn sure ain't been in my life. lifetime. Like maybe the 80s. I don't really know what y'all had going on in the 80s, but I mean, Georgia was the shit. Y'all might have been right. We were a 90s team. Yeah, okay. And Georgia was

absolutely not. So like, this is as a Georgia fan who the Tennessee game has been back in the day before we were what we are now in the Kirby Smart era, I was one of the people that was like, look, man, as long as we beat Tennessee and maybe Florida, that's a great season. I'm obviously not like that anymore because we, because like you said, your expectations have. change. But like, dog, I wish, and this is a be careful what you wish for scenario, and I've told y'all a million times, I was like, man, sincerely, I know y'all think it hits for me that Tennessee don't hit, but I don't like it.

I wish that y'all would start hitting. I want that game to matter again, and I fucking got what I wish for, and now it's about to be, that game's about to matter more than any Georgia Tennessee game has ever fucking mattered ever. We hope so. Kentucky is scary for two reasons. One, both games they've lost their first round draft. pick top five draft pick quarterback didn't play and two their whole thing is like seven minute drives

like they're very good at keeping an offense off the field right and y'all don't have a good day so like i'm nervous about that game i'm nervous about sara i'm nervous about sara i'm nervous about vanderbilt i know that's what i'm saying is like i'm still because i'm a tennessee fan i'm still just so this is setting up for the ravens yeah right like i'm the Georgia game is huge. And like I said, I think you can make legitimate arguments in both directions for both teams. It's like losing that game is really not that big of a deal. It's not. Given that the team that loses it wins all the rest of them. And so I'm saying, but us getting beat by fucking Kentucky or Missouri or South Carolina is going to break my fucking heart.

Worse than it ever would. And so I'm just, I'm worried. I'm real worried. But it's like, yeah, given we can win the rest of the games, the UT Georgia game is. kind of just like because because here's the deal if if both teams win the rest of their games right then that game really don't matter that much because that's true whoever wins it will go to Atlanta undefeated meaning even if they lose to Alabama they're probably in the playoff of course and whoever loses it will only have that one loss to uh you know to the other team especially if it's Tennessee who will also have a victory over SEC champion Alabama in this scenario. Got him.

Through that in there on him. Right. So I'm saying like, you get what I mean? Like as long as both teams win the other games, then that game kind of don't matter as much as it seems like it does in my opinion. But I'm real worried about us not winning the other games though. Have you seen Spencer Rattler's, Trey? Have you ever seen him?

I know on the field, but like what he looks like? Yeah, he's wild looking. right. We're going to get beat by that Florida rapper-looking motherfucker. Yeah, right. Yeah. He do be wild-looking. Just a side note, too, it's really nice that Florida sucks.

I just like to say that. That is real fun. I love that. Almost beat us. Nothing so hard. Yeah, nothing. They almost pulled an insane miracle out and beat us because they got an on-site. That game wasn't close the whole time until that last second fucking horse shittery.

But, you know, that's very Tennessee-e. Yeah. But it's a good time to be a football fan for all of us on this podcast for the first time in a very, very long time. And that is a different energy that to steal a phrase from the youth, I'm here for, I think. Yeah. I really, really, I'm here for it. No cap. No cap.

That is no cap when I say that I'm here for. Hey, I'm glad you brought that up. I was thinking the other day. about phrases that are like, let's call them seasonal, or they're like flash in the pan phrases such as like, I assume no cap will be. And then there's some that have stood the test of time, such as that's cool or dope.

But the phrase dope has stood the test of time. And like you get cool, but like dope, you know, was big in the 90s and dope is still a thing now. And I feel like every, like young kids use dope. Older people use dope because they were around when it first happened. But like, do you think that, like, what, what are some phrases that are being used by Gen Z, right now?

Yeah, it is. What are some phrases used by Gen Z right now that are new that you think in 40 years, we will still think, well, that hits. Hits, maybe one of them. Yeah. Dope, you know, like, dope. Well, them all sons' bitches shouldn't get credit for hits. That fucking, we. No, they shouldn't.

Yeah. We stole it in the blacks first. Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's a lot of, most of those things. Did I send you guys that video of that black guy talking about white girls in the 90s? No. Mm-mm.

We're talking about how their asses weren't as fat and it didn't hit because that's true. No, he was saying Gen Z is stealing A-A-A-V-E, African-American vernacular. He was saying, like, Gen Z's stealing all these black people phrases. He's like, white girls, why y'all doing that? Y'all used to be untouchable. You remember the 90s? You remember the early 2000s? And he goes through all the stuff and it's like, whatever, talk to the hand.

But he's doing them all. I'll see you in the video. It's hilarious. See, like those, that's a perfect example. Those didn't hold up. Like, talk to the hand. Nobody says that shit no more. Whatever did, though.

People didn't say whatever as a reaction to something you said. Until then, it has lasted. But not in the, whatever, which was like, that was the specific 90s version. Whatever. You know what I mean? Yeah, whatever. Yeah. Whatever.

Loo. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. But you talk to the hand. I just this morning. Because the face ain't listening. What is this?

I know, I know y'all are not going to know the answer to this. I don't think. I think it's a, is it, it's a stand-up bit or from a movie or something. And it's just, somebody go, it's old. It's from like back in the day, sort of. And, but they're making fun of it, I think, but they go, whatever, whatever, talk to the hand. Is that from a blue collar comedy tour or something like that? Nuddy Professor.

I don't know where I got that from. He sounded like earthquake. You kind of sound like Cedric. Yeah. I know, but I feel like it's, does that, I did that this morning. I do know what you're, under my breath too, Katie. And in my head, I was like, I saw that years ago and have just done that ever since to the point that I don't even remember where that's from now. But it's that, Kate, it's whatever taught to the hand put together.

There's a couple of those that. I think it was a stand up bit. God damn it. There's another one of those. that I use all the time that I can't... No, not earthquake. No, no, no.

Lavelle. Mm. I don't know. I say Cedric. I vote Cedric. I don't know why, but that's my... I think, going back on Corey's question, I think Litt is here to stay.

Yep, Litt's here to stay, for sure. And that's Irish. That's millennials. Yeah, that's for sure. Yeah, that wasn't a thing in the 90s. There was a band called Litt, but it wasn't like a phrase. Well, speaking of, maybe this is what

makes it last, didn't that party rockers, what's the name of that band or group? Daff Punk? No. Oh, no. LMFIO. LMFIO. Didn't they have a song called lit? Trey said that with the most derision I've ever heard him.

Well, he thought I was about to espouse their artistic integrity. Well, you know, you never read. Motherfuckers. Yes, I do. They had a song called Wood. They was pretty silly. They were very silly. Well, I mean, they're kind of awesome because you know they're like, it's all a joke, right?

One of them is a producer or whatever. One of them is Barry Gordy's grandson or something like that. What? Yeah. Yeah. No shit. Yeah. I think it's Barry Gordy. It's some music industry mogul. His grandson is the carrot-top-looking motherfucker in LMFO.

I think. Maybe it's the other one. One of them is that. For sure. Barry Gordy have that. That's crazy. Barry Gord. Barry Gord. Son.

You know how many different types of progeny he made over the years? He made the ad. He made the a collection. Robert Baratheon would say. Yeah, right. Yeah, exactly. And again, it's a grandson. So he poured to ginger.

Well, we ain't got to go into the details. No, I'd like to. We're sponsored by 23 and me, everybody. No, we're not. That would be a great spot for one now. So there's a point, a theory, whatever you want to call it out there that I've seen recently a lot, where most culture comes from, quote, unquote, to bottom up, meaning the lower classes up or the outcast classes up. I think that when it comes to these things, obviously most of them, the ones we've referred to,

have come from black people. But I also think there's plenty. I mean, dude, this is goofy. But people say howdy now. And like, they're not really joking. You know what I mean? Like, they're not like, how old. Like, people in like New York, like.

Yeah, I don't mean like, because it's hip. I don't mean young people. I mean, like, people say that. Like, people say all kinds of cowboys shit. Huh? Y'all, like. Y'all's getting there.

Yeah. Once they, y'all. I think y'all. I don't mean people are like, howdy. You all did cross over a while ago, and then as soon as some, you know, fucking turtleneck wearing bitch on the internet pointed out that y'all is gender inclusive, you know. And by them, I said that like that's a bag. You sure did. No, I know exactly who you're talking about.

You said that while. But I'm saying like, but I'm saying nobody thought it was cool when we was just saying it. It had to be some sort of bullshit like that in order for everybody to go, fine, we'll let the goddamn rednecks have one. I know exactly the turtlenex. Real quick. lady i know exactly who you're talking about i don't know so i looked it up and um i don't know if it's his name was making me remember him being more gingery than he is i called him the carrot top motherfucker patrick gorty his name is red foo right his stage name red foo and he's not he got a little like a

reddish tent to but he ain't at all carrot topy but anyway he's actually not barry gordy's grandson he's Barry Gordy's youngest son. Damn. And it's talking about LMFAO in here on Wikipedia. And it says they released two studio albums. Party Rock in 2009. I think we all remember that one, right? Party Rock is in the house tonight.

And then later in 2011, the follow-up album, Sorry for Party Rocking. Well, they seem self-aware then. They're totally self-aware. I think they probably were self-aware. Yeah, yeah. They would 100% were. The FMFA fan.

Why did you bring them up? We're talking about lit or something? Didn't they bring them up? That shit's from 13 years ago. I was going to say, I was going to say, I don't think lit is Gen Z. I think it's a little older. I think it's a lot. It's definitely older.

Drew said that. And I brought them up because I thought they brought it into, I think that like on one of their videos, the word lit. Maybe I'm making this up, like, popped out. Like, they had a video. dancing, they were like, it's lit. And then the word lit appeared in the sky behind them or whatever. Anyway, I was saying that those little phrases that trickle up, when they get into pop culture, whether it's movies or music, that is when they start to potentially become like dope. Right, exactly. Now, here's some that I would like to see go away.

And the one is, it's not, go ahead. I love on God. Dude, any of the ones that are like very clearly black, they're all. Like that's just how that was. Almost all. Yeah, I'm about to say. It's just like, that's what I'm saying. Like, that's why I think no cap might have a chance. It's just that like, no, like, on God, on God hasn't reached.

I'm too old. I'm too old for no cap either, but I don't, I don't mind. Here's the thing, though. The reason that, the reason that you don't like it is because it has so very much been co-opted by white girls. But like, if you just see a. bruh using it, I promise. If you see a brough using it in its proper application, you notice a difference.

You're like, okay. I'm sure that I would enjoy him saying it, but I have no desire to bring that into my life. I'm with you. I'm with you. That's fine. But here's the one that I want to go. Whereas I wish that on God was acceptable for me to say. It is.

There's hypothetical bruh. This hypothetical slang saying drug. You know who he is. Imagine him saying it. Tell me it don't. I would enjoy him saying it. I would not be tempted to adopt it. We need to give him a name and everything.

The black Confucius or whatever. We are the opposite of like the 90s and 2000 senators who invented the hypothetical super predator, bro. Wellfare queen. Imagine this black man raping your wife. We're like, imagine this dude being coolest fuck. Imagine this black guy who hits real hard saying all this stuff that also hits. Equally is racist, but somehow goodhearted. Here's the one from the internet that I wish to go.

Also ain't nothing hypothetical about it, you know. Yeah, no, it's just, that's just, on cap, dude. Like, that's just, okay, no cap, whatever. No cap. He said, oh, cap. On cap, dude. On cap, dude. That's me if I was inspector gadget before I went into a restaurant.

On cap. On cap. Well, wouldn't that mean, wouldn't that mean I'm lying? Like, like, on cap, I got a big deal. Yeah, right. I wasn't going to say that one, but yeah, you are, that still work. Here's the one that I want to see Go. And it's not really a phrase that you can say in real life.

It only exists in the application of retweeting something or sharing something on Facebook. It's when someone makes a really good video or a really good point and someone retweets it and their caption is this. You know what I'm saying? You haven't seen that in a while, but it was really, really annoying. It's the fucking worst. I don't, that's another one could be wrong. I don't know that that's Gen Z either. I feel like that.

I don't know. It feels like that. That's, no, that's millennial. That's millennial for sure. I'm not, well, I'm not exclusively saying

Gen Z phrases that I wish to go. At this point, I'm just saying things that are things that I wish weren't fucking things. And it's that one or also mic drop. I'm done with mic drop. I can't fucking stand. And it's usually the same thing.

Someone will either put this, uh, this or fucking mic drop. And I'm just, it's all these fucking people. It's the same people who right now are putting, Superman Cates. And he's mad about it.

I am. This is his passive, aggressive way of telling everyone listening right now. Stop doing it. Stop fucking doing this to my videos. I'd rather you not even quote tweet me. I'd rather get no recognition at all than for you to say this.

But here's why. Because the people that comment or quote tweet this or quote tweet mic drop are the same motherfuckers right now who are like putting out memes of Nancy Pelosi in a goddamn Superman cape. And I'm sick of your whole fucking brand. I'm sick of your whole goddamn type. You're annoying as shit. Just fucking vote.

Okay. I feel like you started this whole thing with a prompt that was sort of like... I went off the rails. You're like the present day slang and then... Yeah, we'll get back to it. All you wanted to do was just shit on hardcore, like, internet leftist to annoy you with their... Those are not internet leftists. I swear to God, though, when I started this...

You know what I mean? I didn't even think about... I don't know what to call them, but I didn't... You know what I'm saying. When I said... personality is Nancy Pelosi hitting for them real hard or whatever. Whereas the thing that I said, though. His whole personality is hating Nancy Pelosi more than they do Republicans.

And that's fine. I know. When I said that, though, I swear to God, I didn't have this in, I didn't have this in mind. I just went off something Drew said. And then while we were talking, I started getting annoyed at that shit. So that wasn't my purpose. I really, I really was curious at what you think will stick because like, like I said, dope stuck, cool stuck.

Like phrases such as tubular. That didn't make it. You know what I mean? Like we said. Dig it. I think Digit started to go away and Joe Dirk brought it back. I dig it. I dig it.

I think, I think, do you dig it is still here. It's not like, I mean, it's not. I think Joe Dirt brought it back. You're definitely right in that every generation, there's slang that sticks around and then slang that becomes a relic of the time. Like, you know, like far out and groovy, sound super 70s-Z, but like dude and cool. right on. Came from that same time. Don't sound like that to people.

You already said dope for the 90s and, do people still say my 80s? Oh, I say it all the time and I get made fun up for saying it. My old boss, well, I got from one guy, but he pointed it out and it made me think about it.

I was like, I didn't realize that was a younger person's thing. I worked at a flower shop for this fella who is now dead, rest in peace, you know, great guy. Howdy, Doc. AIDS. So, yeah, thanks, Drew.

So anyways, well, pneumonia, but you know what I mean. And so anyways, he, I would always say, I'm someone who says my bad a lot, and there's a reason for that. It's because it's often my bad. You know what I'm saying? Like, I would, I was dumb. Me stupid, my is dumb. Like that, I would say, oh, my bad.

And like, one day he pointed out, he goes, my bad. He goes, what the fuck? do you mean? And I didn't think that that needed. I was like, how does that need to be explained to you? I did a thing and it was my bad. And so all the time, he would just walk around look at me just going, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad. And, uh, but I still say my bad all the time. Wait, what year was that? That was two. I was, I was like just turned 21. So that would, right. So you were being made fun of for the new slang by an older guy. Yeah. I think my bad is fine. He was a boomer gay. I think, yeah.

People still say my bad. Yeah, I do. I mean, again, I do, at least. You'll never, I think you might hear somebody describe some nachos of something, perhaps as being bomb, but I'll tell you what you won't ever hear is bomb.com. That one, way gone. That's true. Bomb.com is way gone, and thank God, if you hear somebody said.

All that and a bag of chips, that ain't around no more. Bomb.com. Bomb.com. Yeah, right. Well, bomb. Bomb. She just now catching up to when that was it. And so.

Bomb.com and all that in a bag of chips are phrases that they would make Leslie Nope say on Parks and Rec to show you how dated and stupid, you know, those phrases are. Yeah, bomb.com is gone. What about boo-ya? That's still here, right? And that's Stuart Scott. That's, uh, huh. I never considered that.

Obviously, it's slang, but I never considered that to be in the same category as these other ones because it's like a, what was called an exclamatory? Exclamation, yeah. Huh. We should have a linguist, a linguist on the podcast, but like a cool one. We should. A cunning linguist. That'd be great.

Y'all know what a glizzy apparently is? Oh, let me get a guy. Can you all hear about this? It's a hot dog. A dick and a hot dog? What? It started as a hot dog, right? It is a hot dog, but now it also means dick.

What? Why would glizzy mean hot dog? You tell me. I mean, we both know, buddy. The kids. That's what I'm saying. Like, that's a good example of, like, you know, like, it's definitely happening. They're shit coming out now for sure that, like, I'm, you know, I hear it and I'm like, what is this?

Yeah. What are they, what are these kids doing out here with this? You know, again, Cap is one for me. Gleazy is one. I'm, well, by, did FAMM still here, right? Pham came. Yeah. Fam still hit.

Pham came a while back. And FAMM also replaced the N-word for some people, I think. Okay. I don't think I want an explanation. I was not going to, you brought up to N-word, and I was already about to say. That was here to stay. I love what the Gen Z. An equivalent to FAM, I noticed last night that Benton came in this weekend saying, my guy a lot.

Yeah, my guy's here. Yeah. So my guy. Yeah. Look at my guy over here. Chris Cheney says that to me all the time He likes to Zines backpack And he's been pretending he was 23 for two decades

I thought he was 23 until you just said that It's that hair dude He looks great I love what Gen Z has done with the word queer I love it Yeah hits for me because they took it back for them safe Took it back reclaimed for my people Oh is this queer this queer these queer

That's Gen Z Joe Dartman backup might don't like feedback. Yeah, I like queer. That's a good one. That's here to stay. I guarantee there's so many that the three of us just don't know. Don't know, right, yeah.

Yeah, because I'm not in that world. Drew's probably more in that world than me. I feel like Drew knows more young or stuff. Do you guys think because I go to music festivals that I hang out with 16? I mean, kind of. Like, kind of that. Like, well, I don't. They all think I'm a creepy dude. That's fine because I don't want him standing by me. But you still hear what they say. Well, I hear my nephew. The youngest one is very into all that stuff.

Like, he's still very much looking for an identity. So he likes hunts and listens to country music, but also likes rap. And sometimes he'll just for a week talk like he's on MTV. And I hear a lot of these things. But it's mostly no cap fam. On God, son. On God, son, I whip you. I think the phrase on God a lot when I'm eating.

You know what I mean? Like I'll take a bite of a burger and in my brain I'll be like, fucking, oh, God, this motherfucker slaps, you know. I don't say it out loud, but I think it. Slaps. Slaps? That might be late millennial and it might be Gen Z. But like.

I think that I think it's late millennial, I think. I feel like. Yeah. I think the good ones are definitely us. Well, of course we think that. No, it's objective. It's like music. No.

No. We do have the worst music other than rap. Us? Our generation? Millennium. Yeah, I do. You mean like what we did to country and stuff? But Jason is a millennial?

What we did to rock? If you look at early 2000s to 2010 music, if you exclude the rap, it's going to be hard for you to find something you love. I disagree with you so hard right now. I think that we were firing on all cell. Incubis, fuck you. Like we were firing on all cylinders.

You're going to compare incubus to Nirvana, though? Yeah. What? Who's still here? You know what I mean? Yeah. What have you done? What have you done for me lately? Wait a minute.

Some people have the decency to kill themselves and become legends. That's true. That's true. Aren't the, like, you're talking about the music that formed us as a generation? Not being made by millennials. That's what I say. Or the music is, if that's the case, millennials will. No, no, we may.

No, yeah, yeah, Trey, what you're saying. Yeah, yeah. Then that's, well, if that's the case, then, like, Sturgul, Isbel, they're millennials. You know what I'm saying? Kendrick, J. Cole. Yeah, exactly. Well, first of all, I said rap aside, but second of all, I was talking about what you were saying,

Trey, music made by millennials rules. Well, that's all, well, yeah. You just mean our era, which was music made by Gen X. Yes, our era's pop music, especially, popular music, not popular genre. It was not, like Little Wayne and Jay Z were about the only legends we got in M&M. But I think Chavelle's stuff. started in the late 90s, Cus.

I'm 99% sure I was listening to Chevelle in a Cheveille. Deserved. Are we just talking about the Alts right now? Yes, and it hits. The only reason I brought it up, Trey, is he said, because at that point he said, ours was best. And then you were like, of course you do.

And I was like, yeah, every generation thinks theirs was the best. But then I was like, I don't really think that about our music. No, because I do think, well, hang on, I will continue right after this. me and Corey were actually drunkenly talking about this maybe while you were on stage it was definitely it was at the green room but like I definitely think that there's a general sort of perception or consensus that the a alts largely did not hit in terms of pop culture and music and things like that and I would you know those were formative years for all of this late teens early 20s years

and so I have a fondness for it but like I do think that most other neutral observers on both sides probably would agree with you and say like, yeah, that was like a dark period culturally and didn't really hit all that much. But I, but, you know, again, it fucking hit for me. We've talked plenty of times before about how, you know, how broie and everything it was. And I was a fucking, you know, it was being you were talking last week without Corey about like white trash and bro shit and all. that being huge and how I was both those things in that time. And so it just hit real hard for me. I've said time and time again that Sugar Ray was the greatest artist of our time

because they were that perfect like combination of Mountain Dew, which was going on. No one has ever defined an era quite like Sugar Ray. I agree with you. Like when you like if you, if someone said, hey, if someone,

if someone said, show me, 1998 to 2001 in one picture, you fucking show them Mark McGrath and they're like, yep, got it, I got it. That's exactly what it is. The fucking frosted tips, the jailed up. I think you can find gems during that period,

but part of the commentary is that those gyms weren't lauded appropriately. And I think, and I'm not the only person that said this, it's pretty obvious what was happening. The ways in which we consume things are being fractured and redefined. and it was all so new like LimeWire and Napster

were more famous than the artists who got big on Lomwire and Napster Fast forward a few years Little NauseX is way more famous than Twitch or whatever the fuck thing he got famous on or maybe not he's more famous but you understand what I'm saying. Yeah, right. Like well artists,

artists right now have so much more control over their shit than they used to. Like Little Nose X is a perfect example. example, like back in the day, dude, if you weren't with Mercury or Capital or Universal, you were not getting heard. Like, there was an indie scene for a reason. It was like, yeah, these people are great, but we'll never, like, they can't get their shit out to anybody because a major label is behind them. Well, nowadays, if you can self-produce a banger and that motherfucker gets enough retweets, you're on, you're in. Like, everyone has. And that's why it's like,

we, we have such, it's good and it's bad, because right now there are, there is more, and I hate to use this phrase, but everybody will know what I'm talking about. There's more content out there than there's ever been in the world because used to, in order to put content out, you had to go through a studio or you had to go through a network or whatever before it got made now with YouTube, with Twitch, with all this shit, anyone in the world can put some shit out, which means that it's a saturated market, but it also means that you get to experience someone like Lillaise X where like maybe in the past a 19 year old would, not have had the cachet to get seen that quickly.

You know what I mean? So like it is kind of a wonderful time because at the end of the day, like the cream still will rise to the top. Like someone that pops, if they suck, you won't see them for that long. Maybe. You know what I'm saying? But like I think artists now have so much power. Like artists now are like, I'm not just my music.

I'm a fucking brand. You know, I own, I own my own fucking production company. I've got my own publication. I do all this shit. So like, that's pretty dope. I got some more for y'all because I've looked them up. Phrases? Yeah.

And I've, you know, I've heard all of these at least at one point, but they didn't come up in our conversation. So we got Samp. Where you had on the Samp? Oh, yeah. I don't like it. No, neither. Yeah. That's Sibleton, right?

You're telling me Sturgle's dad was a pussy. I don't believe it. It don't mean Sempt. I don't know if it's short. for Simpleton, but what it means is like a friend zony fuck boy situation, am I wrong? Like a dude. A thirsty ass dude who's like

embarrassing himself because of a woman like just shamelessly is a simp. Hose before grows. By the way, real quick, Sergio Simpson, I'm pretty sure his Gen X. I think he's 43. Okay. That's not open. Drip? Drip. Yeah, drip. Drip not be here. I don't mind. I don't want it to stay, but I like it. Does that

People tell me I have drip. Sure. Sure. I like it. Yeah. I like swag. That one's hard. Swag's here to say.

I think drips are, too. I think that goes to Rugo. Swag's definitely ours. Yeah. I don't know. I just Google, I just Googled Gen Z slang and I got drip off that list. Dude,

Solja Boy should get credit for that whole thing you just talked about. That rant you just went on, Corey. Yeah. Soldier Boy should get so much credit for that because he took fruit loops or fruity loops the app and figured out how to make it hit. And then like that's, that's overnight there were all these people making beats at home. Yeah, no, Soldier Boy is a goddamn innovator man and a hilarious podcast interview.

If you are ever scrolling through your podcast shit and you see whether it be on Charlemagne to God or like what, I'm not like, I'm telling you dude, you want to listen to what Soldier Boy has to say. He tell him. He tell him. Bop. Oh, yeah. That's a bop. That's a bop.

I'm bop to this. I'm for it. I like when people say this is a bop. Isn't that a 50 phrase that they've reconfigured? Yeah, right. I mean, yeah, I would say. All right. Live and ramp free.

That's probably here to say. Live and rent free in your head. Vib check. I don't like that. Yeah, no. I like vibes is okay to say like, oh, this is good vibes or like I like the vibe in here or we're vibing. Yeah, right, it is, but in it stayed. Like, my sister uses vibes a lot, but I don't like vibe check.

I don't like any of that. I don't know why. I don't know. I don't have checked. Vibe. Yeah. Vibing and all that. Definitely.

Yeah, that's old. And it's been here to stay. So, yeah, some of them just get repurposed and reformulated and all that stuff. Slaps is on this list. Again, I really feel like Slaps was like millennials, like younger, millennial. I feel like it's older than Gen Z is, but I don't know. Well, there's, that's a good point. It might be.

I know Bustin. I know. Yeah. So Busson. I don't think I've heard any white people say it, though. We use it a different way. So, me and Corey, it's funny. What's funny is, according to this list,

busing is specifically a quirky word to use when you taste something delicious, right? That bus. But me and Corey, you use it to talk about any kind of sweet that, like, explodes in your mouth. Like Gusers. Bust. And you're like, Gushers bust in your mouth. Or like a caramelo candy bar bust.

A big cream. donut like a stuffed donut when you bite into it it busts in your mouth they busts in your mouth and when you and when you when you when you and when you when you that hits for us and when you and when you have sex with your lady and you're married and you don't have to pull out you bust they let you bust like I love my wife because she lets me bust and bust and you're just you guys are just taking the word bust and removing the tea yeah yeah I don't know that's where it comes from in the ojj the first time I ever saw it there was a woman who kept going viral on TikTok,

partially because she looked kind of special nazy. It was a black woman with huge teeth, and she would eat chicken with her giant teeth and go, that's bustin, bust and it felt very like a racist commercial from the fitness. Yeah, right. Yeah, you might say that, yeah. Well, that's unfortunate. But it wasn't just chicken for the record.

it was mostly. Suss? The boys, the boys say suss all the motherfucking guy. That's when like everything is a goddamn sus. Yeah, something is suspect or suspicious. Yeah,

but they just use it just at random. I could be wrong, but I think that started specifically to mean, like in a homophobic way. I think the original that was, no, no, I know exactly where it comes from.

At least for the, well, at least for the boys, I know. No, no, I know. Now it means. means anything that's suspect.

But it originated in this video game called Among Us, I believe. I'm not saying it originated there. It got massively popularized because this video game Among Us got huge. And in Among Us, you're part of a spaceship crew and one of you is secretly a murderer. So people, you have to communicate very quickly. People would be like, red is suss, meaning red. I think red is the murderer or whatever. So Suss became like a part of that.

And that game blew up. And again, I ain't saying Suss came from that, but I know that that, like, pushed it around all over the place. At least among the elementary school crowd. Well, I wasn't accusing of your kids or the elementary school people of being homophobic. I was saying that, like, calling a man Suss, I know means is short for him for, like, in certain worlds that he's in the closet. Right. You're talking about video games, though. I know that y'all play a lot.

And maybe y'all don't, because of your boys, like you're a smart person, y'all don't play a lot of online where you can hear other people talk. But I'm just curious. We don't. Okay, right. Well, then you won't be able to answer my question.

I was wondering if people, when they're playing call of duty, you're still like, Gay. I'm assuming, I don't know about Gay, because Gay's here to stay. Racial slurs and all that stuff. I assume, but I don't know,

because I haven't been on there for it. Now, all that shit is like, it's typically, it's not the default anymore. Like, you know, when I was playing video games on the internet, the default was just everybody with a microphone just be yelling at each other, right? And you can just hear it. Now it's typically more like you got to opt into that.

Like you might hear your teammates or whatever, but you're not going to hear everybody else unless you go and select the channel to do that. So, and we of course never do. So I met this. And that's exactly why. I met this girl this weekend. She might be listening because her and her husband are fans and it was when I was doing the stage plays for Old Goddess of Appalachia. And she was telling me that she was a teacher. And she's like, I know your wife's a teacher and yada, yada, yada. And she was talking about how hardcore her students can be with like insult. She's like, yeah, one day it was Constitution Day.

So I came dressed like women used to dress in the revolutionary period. And this little boy called me a hard boiled egg. And it was really because she had the white hat on and shit. It was really funny. I was like, yeah, I was like, my wife, where I'm from, she had to deal. with second graders screaming, build that wall to the Mexican students. And she's like, yeah, we deal with things like that too. And I was like, well, give me like your worst example.

And she goes, well, the other day I had to discipline one of my third graders for saying the N word. And I was like, oh, God, I was like, she said the N word to another student. She's like, no, we don't have any black kids at the school. And I was like, okay, give me some context. And here's what I mean is because it is different. he was like rapping. You know, I'm not saying that he should have said it.

I'm just saying like, I need to know if there's hate in his kid's heart. And she said, she goes, actually, he was playing a game in my class on his phone and he screamed it. And I was like, add another player in the game. And she goes, no, that's just what he called his phone when he lost the game. He just called his phone the N word and threw it down. And I said, what happened? She goes, as soon as he did it, he looked.

looked up and goes, oh, Miss Williams, I didn't mean it. I'm so sorry. How old did you say? Third grade. He called his phone the N-word. Yeah. Well, so there you go. That boy heard his daddy yelled at at a truck a few times.

You know what I mean? He's like, oh, that's the thing you don't like, the thing that makes you bad. You just yell bad at it. That's how that works. Oh, God. Exactly. I want to plug. I got shows this weekend.

Go ahead. In Savannah, Georgia, Drew Morgan Comedy.com. Come see me at Atlanta and Savannah. I got to go, boys. They changed my call time. I got to get out of here. Well, hey, I need you to stay on here, though. Okay.

Can I not leave it? Got to leave it open? Just leave it open, please. Yeah, and we'll be off in two seconds. And I don't think he did. So, go see Drew. and you can check out all of my stuff at part-time funnyman.com. We got some new essays coming this word, a new essay coming this week,

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Thank you. Yeah. And speaking of skews, I'll probably be making an appearance here in the next couple weeks because I would like to employ. to implore everyone out there in the upcoming election, please vote not only for Marcus Flowers, but against Marjorie Taylor Green, because she is a big old bumbling, stinky bitch. Thank you all for listening to The Well-Red Show.

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