wellRED podcast - #302 - Can Rednecks Do a French Accent? + Soccer and Elon Musk

Episode Date: December 14, 2022

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I think there's a part in the middle that we're missing, I think. That's one of those fucking songs that, like, I've heard that probably just as much as I've heard any other song on planet Earth. and I don't know any of the goddamn lyrics except for that. Not sure I know what you're talking about. Check, check, check, check, check it out. You don't know that song? I'm about to try to find it by that. What?

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I know like three Beastie Boys songs off the top of my head. Well, like I'm saying, though, I know some more than... So it's the part we left out is... So it goes, check to check it out. What's it all about? Work. What, what, work it out. Let's turn this fucking motherfucking party out.

So where you have it. It's working out that we forgot. This actually segues decent into something I wanted to say just right up top. We hadn't put over anyone that wasn't like directly on the show in a while, but I got to. I know that you don't be listening to new music,

Trey, and that's fine. So it's through no fault of years, but I know that Drew. I don't believe in it. I know, and that's fine. And hey, I respect the shit out of it. There's certain things that there's certain things that I too am dumb about. Yes. And I reserve the right to be dumb about those things.

But new music that relatively new that's just come out, that I'm just now getting around to listening to. Friend of the show, Deem the artist, their new album, White Trash Revelry is

fucking awesome. At least two out of three stands of approval from Well Red, and I promise you, I can speak for Trey. He would love it if he'd heard it. It's great. And I think y'all should pick it up. It's fucking awesome. Man, what's your favorite track? I think mine's going to hell.

Dude, I was just about to pitch here. I was like, he's got a song, about going to hell with a damn the artist. They drop their own name like a rapper. Bring that in a country music. Yeah. And the opening track, Carolina, I just, you know, it was a great opening track for me because it just is good country music, you know, it's fucking tremendous. So I have, I couldn't, I've only listened to it once all the way through so I can't

tell you all the tracks off the top of my head, but I know go to hell because when, when they dropped their own name, I was like, God damn, who does that? Who are they Hank? You know what I mean? Like, this is great. And it's about going to hell and being queer and all that stuff. And it's just, it's right up your alley tray. Yeah, sounds like it.

You might have to check. Yeah, I'm checking a lot of boxes. It's phenomenal. If you buy it physically, when you open it up, your boy is on the inner lining. Oh, word? Yeah, we did a like a last supper. They did a set up a last supper style, you know, feast for the inner lining picture. I did not know that

I'll have to get I mean I was going to get the full album for other reasons but I gotta get it now because you're on in there Hey we might see them actually Did you really? No,

I just been saying that on the internet Telling Kyle who's my buddy Who produced it That if they'd listen to me They'd have a lot better album on their hands It's been a whole thing Okay I saw that you said that you played jugs

And you've been lying a fuck ton on the internet lately And I don't That's not a complaint I'm for it. Keep doing it because it's It's been great. Matter of fact, your Christmas gift that I got you is based on a recent lie that you have told about yourself. I brought that into the... Well, I had to just because I saw this.

Yeah, go ahead, Trey. Well, actually, I was going to send it in a text privately to the two of you, but since we're on here, I was just going to say, I'm a, this is an excuse, but the way I was going to frame it is just so you all know. So with all the, I'm having to get all kinds of shit together with a logger and a, and a, and a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a. portable dumpster and all this stuff because I'm having to fuck with the house I grew up in on this trip back to Tennessee. So I'm trying to get all them ducks in a row before leaving in addition to, you know, getting my sister's kids presents and shit like that. So I was just going to put it out on front street to y'all that I ain't getting y'all shit this year.

And I'm saying it's because I'm, I got too much going on. Well, I don't care. I didn't, I didn't go to listen, I didn't go to get y'all stuff at all. but while I was in this store, I saw something, and I had been reading this thing of Drew's, and I was like, fuck, I'm getting this for Drew. And then, of course, I was like, well, I'll get Tray something. And you just happen to be in the same store.

I was like, look right there, that'll hit. So not a lot of thought went into it, except for I just saw a thing, and I thought Drew would enjoy it. Anyways, we might see Aene the Artist in Nashville, where we're going to be this weekend. Tomorrow, if you're listening to this, when it drops, the 15th through the 17th, that Zanies in Nashville. You can go to well-read comedy.com to get those tickets

or you go to Zaney's website. However you want to get them, we don't give a shit how you get them. We just want you to be there. I think both late shows are sold out. Thursday's getting close and there's still some. Other way around, homie. Other way around.

Early shows, that's what I meant. You're right. I don't know what I was thinking. Stuff available still. And Thursday is close to sold out, but I think if you want to go at a not late time, I think Thursday's still an option for now. Right.

your way to come see us. Yeah. It does it. We're also going to see Friends of the Pot, Elizabeth Cook and Wade Sapp. I'm going to go see Wade in Nashville Wednesday. So if you're in Nashville Wednesday and you know what something do, go see Wade Sapp. I'll be there. Oh, where is it playing?

I don't remember. You guys got to enter in the internet. That's right, right. Yeah, right. I'm glad they re-did that. It's a great venue. What else is new, Trey? Well, I had a couple of, I think, at least mild.

humorous interactions over the weekend that I wanted to run by y'all. I thought might make for a good podcast fodder. I actually already texted this to the group, but I think y'all were both out of pocket, and maybe you didn't say it, or if you did, it doesn't matter. We're going to rehash you again. So I said last week on the show that I had a set in Santa Monica,

a new club down there. I went there and did it. And on the show, there was this very nice, very attractive. I mean, straight up gorgeous, honestly. Black man. Brown. brown man uh i knew it was a man i knew it was a man yeah brown man uh a comic and a foreign

comic he's not american right he's not a native and uh and he got like a brown sounding name all of which is fine with me obviously he's later in the show i i went up like near the beginning and i did well and after he's over he comes up to me and he was like and i'm not going to do his accent because that's relevant to the whole thing here he comes up to me and he's like uh is that your real, but he's got a thick accent. He's like, is that your real accent? And I was like, yeah. And which is funny because I have jokes making fun of people asking me that,

but because he's not even American, you know, I'll, that's fine. Right. But he's like, is that your real accent? And I was like, yeah. And he was like, well, I fucking love it. I really wish I could, I wish I could do that accent because that's like, that accent's awesome. I wish I could do that accent. And I said, yeah, well, likewise, man.

Right. and he looked really like taken aback by that. He looked to me like, uh, okay, right? Like it wasn't like it wasn't cool to say, right? And here's the thing. Here's the twist though, right? I know what you're thinking. It's like, yes, a white dude is not supposed to do, you know, the voice of a brown dude, right?

but this dude while he was a brown dude he was from France and his accent was French. He had a French accent. So like, I was indignant about it in my head. I didn't say anything, but in my head I was like, what? I'm not allowed to do a fucking French accent. Like, that's not, that ain't it. Like, if you had, you know, a more brownish accent, then yeah, I've been ass off for saying that. But like French, I can't do Friday.

I'm allowed to do French. That wasn't out of pocket. You know, and I had this whole thing blazing in my head, you know, where I'm just like, no, that wasn't offensive. I didn't do anything wrong. He's fucking French. I can do French if I want to. Anyway. No matter what, you're not an asshole for just saying likewise. You would have been, if he had like a Pakistan accent, you'd have been an asshole if you turned around and did some Pakistan shit to him. But just saying likewise, no. And that is fucking proof about the goddamn French right there. You know what I mean? Like every single fucking thing that you hear about him is true.

And I have heard you do a French access to some of. over on our podcast putting on airs. And I would rather you do that than anything. And it's not offensive because it's pitch perfect. It's funny. I talked to this dude a little bit and he really, like I said, he was extremely complimentary to me. And he was a really nice guy.

He was. But these two interactions, it was just, I felt like it was me being classically awkward or putting my foot in my mouth. There's more the point of them. Except the accent thing, again, I'm defensive about because I'm like, no, French don't count.

I don't, you know, that ain't, none of them. But anyway, the second one was, this other comic on the show, she mentioned on stage that she grew up in a video store, her parents on the video store when she was a kid. So when she came back to the green room after getting done, I was like,

you really grew up in a video store? She was like, yeah, and I said, I did too. And she was like, what? Oh, my God. What? So then we're both like, now we're talking about it. And he was sitting down on the couch, and he was like, what are you guys talking about?

And I said, Well, we just found out that, like, we both, like, grew up in video stores. Our family's own video stores when we were kids. And the guy's like, what? Oh, what? Like that? And I said, I said, a video store, you know, like a, like a movie rental place? He was like, no, I know what a video story is.

He's like, I know you. He was like, he was like, I know you think because I got this ax. I know you think because I'm foreign and I'm R worded or whatever, but I know what video store means. And I, and I was like, I, once again, didn't do anything. I wanted to go into a full board meltdown that I, you know, am capable of doing. He thought. Being like, no, no, no. It's because they're extinct.

See, like, I've got people forget. Like, they're not a thing. They haven't been a thing for 15 years. So I didn't mean because you're foreign. I meant because, like, they're not a thing anymore. But I just did all that in my head. Also, he literally said, what do you mean? I know.

I know. But again, I talked to this dude a lot. Go ahead. It was very, very nice. It's just those two interactions I thought were funny. And it's like, is that a loss? in translation thing or just whatever, different cultures, just all of that. I just thought it was funny.

Well, I have two questions. One's the point of clarification. You cut out a little bit for me. You may have made this clear, but I swear you said that you only said likewise, but then you talked about doing an accent. Did you or did you not do the man's accent? No, I didn't do his accent. No. I just told him, you know, I'd like this.

Yeah. Right. And then, oh, you said you wanted to do his accent? He finished He finished his statement with He finished his statement with I wish I could do your accent And I said well likewise man

Like I wish I could do yours too And when I said that He looked at me like what the fuck And again it feels like If he was Pakistani or something I would totally get why But because he's French Every comic knows you want to do it

Even if they know you want to But again Point of clarification Are you certain he was French or just had a French accent? No, no. He got up on, when he went up on stage at the end of the night, he talked a lot about being French and being from France.

And also, he also, not for nothing, talked a whole lot about pussies and nipples and stuff, which felt very French to me. You know what I mean? Hell yeah. We have a skunk.

Yeah. He's wreppy. I'm just still in your. bit from putting on airs, by the way. I just always loved how you said rapy in French. Sounds better. Yeah. I didn't realize at first you were talking about the rapy skunk cartoon.

I thought you were talking about a pussy smelling like a skunk because it was a French woman. And buddy, it was doing it for me. She got that skunk pussy. Yeah, that's what that's that. That was one of his bits, actually, I think. She had that skunk pussy. I put a baguette in her skunk pussy. Whatever this is, whatever this is, I want to go on tour with this and DJ But.

I want DJ Butt and this comedian you're doing to go on tour together. Maybe do a collab, like a little song. He got that skunk pussy. He got that skunk pussy. Oh, la, la, we, we, we. Yeah. Yeah, dude, fuck the French. Fuck them.

Yep. We got two French listeners. Oh, are they still in it? Oh, yeah. play Morocco and the semis. Yeah, it would hit if they got beat by Morocco as far as I'm concerned. Who's like the one to beat right now? Because I stopped paying attention.

France? Is France or Argentina are the two favorites in their respective semis? I would say France is probably favorite against Argentina right. I mean, they're the defending champions. But also evidently, they're the first defense. They're the best player in the world. Yeah. They, but they, uh, apparently they're the first defending champions to even make it back to the semis of the following World Cup since like 1998 or something.

So, uh, so yeah, they hit. Uh, they, it should have at least went to extra time against England. That's the thing I wanted to talk to y'all about, actually. Uh, good. Do you think, do you think you hate what? The, how soccer be with extra time and how it's just a guess. It's like doing your taxes. That a game is just like, uh, you.

play however long we tell you and we can we can talk about that for sure if you want to but i i wasn't what i meant but i'll tell you what i meant whatever this yeah right after this so obviously chow you haven't kept up with the world cup at all right you didn't know that france so you didn't know that france and england played on saturday no i didn't i'll stop paying attention when i uh i uh you you got to know when to hold them no when to fold them it was hard for me to watch it without gambling because i was like well gambling will make it interesting and then i uh i uh you know i I regrettably, well, not regrettably for my bank account, but for my morals. I, uh, I bet on Saudi Arabia in the greatest World Cup upset ever.

And I hit that. And after that I was like, I'm fucking out. You know what I mean? And then America was gone. I'm like, eh, I got my shit. I mean, that's pretty incredible one to hit on because, yeah, that was wild as hell. Yeah, especially because like if you're going to bet on the Saudis, that's like the one thing you shouldn't have bet on them winning that. It's like, you know, it wasn't a Sony contest.

That was offensive. Yeah. No, dude, you can say it because you can't, you can't say that. Yeah, dude, fuck them. They don't hit. So, England and France played in the quarterfinals, right? Three comedians were found dead right after recording their podcast on Wednesday. They had a heart issue, and it was really hot out.

The dude, the comic I was talking about when I first found out he was from France, I said, oh damn, you excited about today? And he was like, what do you mean excited? And I said, you know, the World Cup match. And he was like, he was like, no, we take it for granted. It's not even exciting anymore. That's so like an Alabama. I'm a fan.

Yeah, exactly. So you remember that? Anyway, England played France, all right? France ended up winning two to one. England's best player, Harry Kane, right? Who, like, despite being a English soccer pro,

to see Fox tell it is apparently he idolizes Tom Brady all the way from over there, I guess. But anyway. Recognized game. Yeah, right. But Harry Kane, England's best player, he took two penalties, right? You know, a penalty, you know a penalty shot, Joe.

Like a penalty occurs in the box. That's not a corner, right? No, it's just in front of the goal, a shooter and the goalie, and that's it. Right? Yep. Yep. He took two.

The first one, he drilled immediately. I texted the group third right after he hit it, and I was like, honestly, I don't even know what the fuck a goalie is supposed to do on a penalty. Just guess correctly and pray. You have to get, because, like, there's no fucking way you can do anything else. You just have to pick aside and hope, basically.

Like, literally, like, what does he normally do? I'll do that. Right. And they're teammates, too. Francis Goley and Harry Kane are teammates in the Premier League, right? So everybody was like, he knows what Kane does, all this shit. But he guessed wrong on the first one, Kane scored. They got to now later, late in the game, like with 10 minutes or something left,

something like that, not much time left. France is up two to one, right? And Harry Kane gets another penalty, okay, against his former teammate. This time, he kicks it straight, way to fuck over at the top of the goal, like missed the goal entirely, skyed it into the stands, right? I know. And England ended up losing two to one. And I was just the thing I wanted to talk to you all about was,

world-class athletes are obviously different in a whole lot of ways. Maybe they have to be different in this regard, too. But they're also so competitive. I feel like if anything comparable like that happened to me, which I don't even know what it would be, if we had some big, there was some big live television event or something that we were on. And I fucked up what the bit we were doing.

Like I, you know, buffed it specifically. it's even, it's bigger than that. It's fucking, it's way bigger than that. You could probably make that work, you know. Maybe, but I'm saying if we didn't, if I fucked it up and everybody knew I fucked it up.

Like, bro, dang, I still got shit from fifth grade that wasn't even that big of a deal that pops up in my head sometimes. Remember when you did that dumb shit? Like, I just don't think I could ever, ever, ever get over something like that.

And like, I just wonder, do you think they're different? I do. They have to be. They have to be. Because like I wouldn't, I don't, I couldn't ever get over that if I was ever. It's very cliche, but like the whole phrase like, it's not, you know, how many times you

fall, it's how many times you get up or whatever. Like, I do think that that's one of the thing those type of people are the best at. Like, you know, in golf, it can happen shot to shot. It's like you hit just the worst fucking shot of your life. and the best players in the world can reset themselves and go, okay, that happened. I can't do anything about it.

The only thing I can do is do better on this shot. Now, granted, they're still in the hunt when you miss that and then you lose the game. Like, it's over the end. But, like, I do think that they're world-class athletes are more mentally tough than you and me. Yeah,

yeah, I fucking do. But there's definitely, I mean, I think about that with kickers missing, like, you know, the guys that miss P.A.T.

is now to lose a game. Like, even in a fucking regular season game, I'm like, bro, how do you go to the goddamn store? Like, I couldn't fucking do it. Like, I fucked up on Circle TV. You know what I mean? Right. Like on the Grand Ole Opry Network, and I would do if they started, luckily I fucked up so bad that they just don't air that shit.

But like, if they were airing it right now and I had a bunch of money, I'd pay all that money to bury that shit. That's how embarrassed I was of it. And I'm certain that most people. They were like, well, it's not a big deal. But it was pretty rough to me. But, like, if I fucked up in an objective way, I'd kill myself. So one thing I would like to add to that, though, is penalty kicks. I'm serious.

Harry Kane has a high percentage. I was trying to find it. And weirdly, like, when you type in Harry King PK percentage, it doesn't just pop up. There's, like, all these other wild stats. But I remember they showed a graphic right before he took either the first. or second one. And it had penalty kicks in international play exclusively. It didn't do any of his shit with Tottenham.

And it looked like it was about 20 to 25. And blue was he made it and red was either got blocked or he missed. And it looked like he was about 21 of 25. That's a really ridiculously high rate, obviously. That's about 80%, 84%. But it's not 100%. I would. So what it would come down to is you having to decide in your heart as an athlete,

did I choke or did I just miss that one out of 20 that I'm always going to miss? Right. Or two out of 20, I'm terrible at reverse percentages. But I do think he, I don't want to say choke, but he missed. As Trey pointed out, he kicked it over the goal. Yeah, right. He tried to go high. so where the goalie couldn't get it, which is risky.

I mean, that's another thing that I've noticed, Trey, watching World Cup this month, there's been a lot of penalty kicks in the tournament because if you tie at the end of double overtime, you have to just do five penalty kicks apiece. Wait, they have double overtime. I thought they just play for 90 goddamn minutes. They play for a hundred.

They have to. They have to find a way. It'd be like a Super Bowl. The Super Bowl is not going to have a tie, you know. Okay. But when did they start doing that? Because in the America, God damn England, they didn't do that.

Okay. The group stages is not, the tournament hasn't started yet. If you qualify for the tournament, the round of 16, that's the knockout rounds. And at that point, from that point on, there can't be no draws. Yeah, because see, that's when I started tuning out when everybody was like, that's a good draw. That's a good draw right there. I was like, get the fuck out of here with this communist bullshit. So, um, thanks, Papua.

So, uh, I noticed that on the penalty kicks, some people would go right up against the post. and no fucking goalie can block that unless they just like ridiculously took a risk and jumped early. Right. They would have to take the same risk. But very few people did it. Like most people kicked it, not right at the goalie, but not over up against the pole.

And that surprised me. I don't know how you feel about it, Trey. It really shocked me. To me it felt like, dude, fucking go for it. Like put it in the edge it in there. You're a professional. Right. That's what you should be able to do this, but I'm clearly wrong.

Yeah, well, and I don't know shit about, so I'm your typical American where soccer's concerned, but I'm assuming it's probably they don't, like you just alluded to, they, you know, there's a larger margin for error. If you try to get as close to the side as possible where the goalie can't even get to it, that makes it easier to fuck up in the other direction. I'm assuming is what their thought process is. Also, they were speculating. They were speculating the announcers and shit.

We're speculating during that match that. So essentially the goalie really does kind of guess which way the guy is going to go, basically. And again, that French goalie and Kane are teammates professionally. And they were speculating. And then on the second kick, the one he sailed, that he saw that the dude had guessed correctly. Right. That he was like, oh, shit, he's got me. And then he sort of like, he tried to, like, pull up on it or whatever, like, put a little more air under it to get over him.

Because he knew, I believe it's called stank. He put a little more stank on it, and he put way, way too much stank on it. And, you know, lost it. Cursed England in the year of the Queen's death. Well, my theory, I think it's also close to like Mark, Smart Mark's O theory on NFL coaches, quickly for people listening. Mark, Mark says that a lot of coaches will play in close games not to get fired rather than play to win.

They won't do anything super risky that might win them in the game. They'll just be conservative so they don't get fired. I can't help them feel like with PKs, there's a little bit of that going on where it's like, well, the goal he might block it. But I won't be the heel who missed the goal. I'll be the guy who got unlucky. But like there's a part of me that's like, this is my tying, Corey. There's a part of me that's like, son, fucking go for the dagger. If you're down to, shoot three.

Yeah, right. I'm with you, dude. I'm fucking with you. But like with a situation like this where, I mean, don't even wrong, sailing it, that's, you know, is, I mean, is that the equivalent of like an airball? Like, from the, okay, right. So, so, like, because to me, I'm just like, yeah, I can see how that would happen. Or it's like, if you barely miss or you hit the post and it bounces off, it's like, fuck, he went for the risky shy and he missed. I think I could, yeah, right.

I still think I could get over that one more than I could something that was just straight up. Like, okay, the fact that Dan Orlovsky is still on this earth. with us is I couldn't have done it. You know what I mean? Have to run out of bounds you to kill yourself. Yeah, dude, because that's way different. That's like, Doc, like only like we, when you, when you, when you, if someone said, hey, dude ran out of the back of the end zone, everyone would go Dan Orloxky.

Like if someone said, well, that literally hailed the ball. They'd mention a million. Well, that, yeah, the other day. That like, that literally happened this year. I thought it was so funny because it was Jimmy G. before he got hurt. Jimmy G. Yes, it was. Yeah.

But we don't remember Jimmy G. And everybody, everybody was like, including me, I texted y'all when it happened. I was like, LOL, Jimmy G. just Orlovskied, right? And everybody on Twitter was like, Jimmy G. just Orlovskyed. Everybody was calling it Orlovskyed and everyone knew what that meant. And then Dan Orlovsky was like, thank God I'm finally free or whatever. And I was like, no, you know how I know? Because everybody just called what he did, your name.

And so. Dude, I ran it after Jimmy G did it. Yeah, right. People don't forget. They ran it all day on ESPN with him in the room. I was somewhere in a hotel, so I was just like watching TV all day. They ran it all day with him. They were laughing and pointing out of him.

Also, side note, our fans don't care about this. Why does he not look like a football player? I know that they lose weight when they get out of the league, but like fucking David, what's his name? He looks like a tech guy. Pollock doesn't look like a defensive end. anymore. He still is like a wide receiver. Orloffi looks like a nerd. Yeah, he does. He looks like a tech, bro.

I like Orlovsky for the record, because he is like, he's really like, he takes it in stride. You know what I mean? He makes fun of himself. He's a fucking dork. Well, that's what I was, but also you just with a situation like that, like you literally have to be into the joke for

your sanity. Like, if that had happened to like, uh, fucking, what was homie that you used to uh, Antonio Brown? He didn't kill. himself. But okay, or the dude that used to play the dude that used to play quarterback for the Bears that's a huge dickhead.

Jim McMahon. Jay. Jim McMahon. Jay Cutler? I went too far back. They may've had two of them. Yeah. Yeah.

They were very similar. Yeah. Yeah, I can't imagine that Jay Cutler would have went with the joke. He would have doubled down on being an asshole and shit about it. And I don't think he would be handling it as well as Jimmy Dan Orlovsky. Like, there's a special type for that.

Russ would kill himself or somebody. Westbrook? Yeah, no, Wilson. Oh, Russell Wilson? No, that would hit. So he wouldn't. He would, like, he would get real. He would get, it wouldn't.

But I'm saying he'd get real dorky about it. I wish he would do that shit. Like run out of the back of the end zone, not kill himself. Philip Rivers would be mouthy about it, but he would say things that were true. He'd be like, yeah, is that what they said on the internet? that, some fat fuck in his mom's baby, he doesn't cuss, but some fat dude in his mom's basement. Oh, so I'm a gosh darn dumb dumb now. Okay, you throw the gosh darn ball. That's what Philip Rivers would say. There's three people in the world who can do this better than me. They're all legends.

Yeah. I don't think anybody, Drew, I don't have the mental fortitude for it. I don't think anybody Drew looks less like a former super hitting athlete who is, in fact, a former super hitting athlete more, frankly, than our Lord and Savior, Josh Happel. Yeah, that's my, like. I love it. But he looks like a lot of me. Yeah, right. No, I don't know.

See, I think, like, I feel like a lot of times, like Mike Brable. It looks like a Wendy's manager, bro. Mike Brable is like, you know, he's like a middle, he's like a middle age. He's like a middle age dude with a, he's got like a beer gut and shit now. He's not like ripped like he's in the league, but like he looks like he used to be, right? Because he did. And Dan. Dan Campbell's the same way.

But like Hyple, though, I mean, he literally looks like Bobby Hill. He used to be in the bowling league. Yeah, exactly. Sure. Right. Again, I love him. He rules, but like, like he's from Oklahoma. I mean, I'll tell you that much.

Where is he from, actually, though? He's South Dakota or North. South Dakota. Yeah. One of the Dakotas. I hope he's funneling gravy into his mouth right now. I think he deserves to eat all the apps, and he clearly does. But it's wild.

me chins he's got. And here's the thing. As somebody who grows a beard out, because even when I'm in the best shape of my life, like there's a little gullet right here because I don't have a real strong chin. Like, jawline's good, chin's bad. Nothing makes you look less athletic than that fucking goofy.

With a baby face. And then he's got like triple that. He has what I have, and he's fat. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. Like this, like obviously, I still have a chubby face, obviously, but just this, just this does a whole lot of work. So much work. Like, if I was to shave completely baby face right now, completely different dude, way fatter,

dorkier looking. He needs to, I agree with you. He needs to grow a beard. I also look older when I shave now. And, you know, it used to when I would shave. Me too. So much younger, a beard has done nothing but help me. When I was 23, a beard made me look old.

And now that I'm old, it makes me look younger. Beards hit. Me too. I don't know. I make my teeth look worse when I shave. It's been way too long since I've shaved all the way to even know what it did. I used to be like it made me look weirdly young, like compared to how old I was, you know, made me look like just a little baby face bitch, you know. You have such a broad manly mustache.

You got a caterpillar? that when it goes away you do look less manly which we associate with younger youngness or whatever I don't like it either I fucking hate it when you shave it upsets me

like I like you must actually oh I hate it and I'm not you're not ugly I just hate it like I'm not saying it it makes you look ugly I'm not talking about all the way well definitely all the way but you mean even like this

no that is fine it's fine but when you when you This is you have this. This isn't what you thought. When you have the really good mustache, it's so good. And it infuriates me that you take that away from us and yourself. I don't get it.

I'm like, why would you do that? It's like if you started shaving your goddamn head, do you know how mad I would get at you? Like, I'm already mad at you for having good hair, but I'd be madder if you had that good hair and shaved it. I feel the same way about your mustache. Because my mustache ain't bad, but it ain't, like, great. You spend way too much time thinking about it's,

face. Well, that only just kind of, it's just coming out right now, you know what I mean? I don't spend a lot of time on it. It was in there. It was.

Yeah. These were feelings, not thoughts. Those were emotions. Yeah. What upset you about me? We need to take a break. Do we need to take a break right now?

No, we don't. I was making a joke about if you were about to list all the shit that, you didn't like about me, which you're pretty open about it. I've done it. We've done it. We've done it.

You do it all the time. We don't need to re-hatch it. You just fucking tell me all the time. Told you your poems. Didn't hit just the other day. Yeah, he sure did. You can get them, by the way, at part-time funnyman.com. What a ride that was.

Dude, that was so. That was so, I wrote poems and these motherfuckers, I've been writing poems at part-time funnyman.com, and I wrote one the other day that was a comedy, but I was definitely trying to trick people. And I shared it in a group. they were calling me names about something else.

And I was like, hey, well, you go share my poem? And they were like, oh, my fucking God, this guy with his poems. And then Drew goes, what is it about ice cream without reading it? And I go, yeah. And he's like, shut the fuck up. And then he read it. And it was about ice cream. And then he called me Milk Shakespeare.

Yeah. And a bunch of other things, too. Buddy, I was proud of some of them. On paper, not the best, but to say out loud, I think Ralph Waldo Emerson Big Jowls is the funniest fucking out loud. That was the one that popped me the most. And just to let our fans know, I read all of them to my sister and she was dying laughing. And when she got done laughing, she goes, and I quote,

I don't think he did poems, but Ernest Milky Way? And it was very, very, very funny. It is good. So anyways, I'm fat and I do poems at part-time funnyman.com. Um, I wasn't, I don't hit. I don't think either of those statements are true. I'll take it. You know what?

I'll take it. That's the only time you've ever not, that's the only time you've ever called me fat, and I'll fucking take it. I don't know if I've ever called you fat other than like looking at the, hold on, hold on, other than like the rib picture. I very much enjoy making puns. That's a lot of fun.

Oh, okay, okay. But like, Trey is the word fat. Hold on. Trey is. is the one who is always saying that you should be fat and he wants you to be fat. It's very much supported. It's not really my style, generally speaking, to go after you about your weight because I don't think it bothers you, so I prefer to go for other stuff.

Okay, well, the addition that you made there at the end definitely makes me want to give you a side for this, but you've 100% called me fat. Okay, you haven't said the words, hey, buddy, you're fat because you are creative. Like you're, you are, you are, I'm going to start doing that. So yes, your honor, you're right. On a technicality, he has never said, you're fat, but because you're more creative than that. You probably called me mayonnaise boy a bun. That's, that's just like, that's your name.

Oh, you know, skinny people eat mayonnaise too, you fat fuck. Like, yeah. Well, I'm just back to Drew. I can't object to anything Drew said about me in there because, like, it's just, Yeah, but I've always done it in a supportive way. Like he said, like I always said, you know, you're perfect. Just the way you are. Perentheases as fat.

Right. Yeah, you're perfect. Everything about you is perfect and you should love yourself for being the perfect version of yourself that you are. It's all I've ever said, you know. Dude, how about this? I've been built a side for that. Body positivity. That's Trey.

Everybody knows that Trey is. Yeah. I lost six pounds today. That's not what? That ain't real. Yes, I did. You took a big pope or you put a garbage bag on you and slated all bunch or whatever. Yes.

Yes, all of those things. But still, it was water weight, but I had it to lose. So this morning I woke, I haven't taken a proper shit since Thanksgiving. A proper shit. Really? Yeah. So you know what I mean by proper shit? Like, you squeeze a few out.

Like, it's like when you say somebody's like, I'm like, oh, I haven't drank in a month. And they're like, you had two beers last night. And I'm like, no, I haven't drank in a month. It's the same thing. So I, and finally this morning, it happened. And buddy, it was a lot. And thank God for it. And then I went on,

and then I went on like a 30,000 step hike. And I feel like looking in the mirror, it's so clear that I had so much water weight and poop weight in my belly. Poop weight. And I don't, I don't think I'm much of a water weight guy. Oh, I am. I fluctuate hardcore. I know that it's a good for you. But the same way every day, if that makes sense.

Yeah, I get it. Depending on the time of day, I weigh basically the same that I did the day before. I don't fluctuate during that day, but it ain't six pounds. Yeah, no. I'm like a, you know, a fucking wrestler. Talking about Corey's poems and stuff, I did do something not long before we. Now, it ain't got nothing to do with your poems. It's just in a similar vein sort of that I thought y'all would appreciate.

And I've done stuff like this before. Oh, you did something that don't hit? Yeah. Well, I think it's funny. It's just super raven. I did a super raven thing without, like, and did it genuinely without meaning to. And when no, like, you know, it wasn't. So basically, I was in the shower.

You know how your mind wanders in the shower or whatever? Yeah. Aaron Sorkin taught me that. I started, I started thinking about, and I'm not going to go into the details of what this is, because it would take me an hour and a half to do so. But I started thinking, I started thinking about this. I've had this sci-fi concept in my head for a long, long time. I've told you all about it at certain points.

But like, it's like, no, that's a different thing. Oh, yeah, I know, I know the one you're talking about.

A dystopian sci-fi where there's like an underground city. Yeah. People are living or whatever. And it's all like based on class and whatever. It's, you know, it's allegory, social commentary,

whatever. You get it. Anyway, my mind shifted to that for whatever reason. and I started like, I started visualizing this one big scene that I always had in my mind for like the climax of it, like either the first season or, you know, whatever of this story. It's a big climactic scene that is like a, in a way, it's like a father-son moment of sorts and it's real heavy and shit.

And, but I came up with all of it. This is my idea and my thing. and I'm just thinking about it in my own head and, like, started crying. Like, I realized, I was like, oh, my God, I'm getting choked up. I had. Like, yeah, I was like, this is so, that's too beautiful. I like me. I really like me.

I just, and then I almost started crying without meaning to. And then I started laughing, like, uncontrollably at myself because I thought it was so funny that I, like, moved myself to teach. years with my, you know, with my own creativity or ideas or whatever. Like, do you all remember that time? You've done that before? Yes, I was about to bring it up. I was going to go there.

We were, this is how I remember it. We were, I think we're in Riley. I feel like this weekend we're in Riley or I don't remember, but we were somewhere and we're all staying in the hotel. We meet in the parking garage at the hotel and someone, one of y'all goes, I cried myself to sleep last night. And the other one was like, yeah, me too. And I said, and I was like, hey, I did too.

And we're like all laughing about how we had cried the night before. And you're like, what happened? And y'all explained what happened. I, of course, don't remember what y'all said. But then you guys, why, why? And you're like, why were you crying? And I was like, uh, uh, because I decided to read the first ever feature script that I wrote last night while drinking.

And it's based on my relationship with my best friends. and it's, you know, and it's whatever. There's like a funeral scene in it and all this stuff. And so, you know, it is very personal in a lot of ways, but still, it's hilarious that, again, I mean, that time I wept. I like, I laid in the hotel room weeping because of my own script that I had written, and I had written and was rereading, which is literally, that's like literally a story about Stephen Seagall, a famous story.

It's a girl story. Please tell me. It's like, I heard Rob Schneider tell it, but I've heard other people tell it too. He said he was on, he made some movie with Seagall in the 90s or something. And he was told to go get him or some shit from his trailer. And he walks into his trailer and Seagall's got like tears in his eyes. And he goes, I just read the most beautiful script ever written. And Rob Schneider's like, that's amazing.

Who wrote it? And he goes, I did. that's great and i've and i've done that unironically is what i'm saying which rob schneider and van dam that's the that's the team up we fucking need right now in this god damn god damn god damn cigar cigar cigar cigar my bad yeah i know the other one actually would yes they are yes they are man damn is ripped all the fuck and can do splits in the air and shit like that you know stephen seagall is not those things he's paying his former He's paying people to pretend that it's like he's doing those videos where he grabs somebody and they fall down.

Yeah. Hey, let me. Go ahead. No, you go ahead. I was just say, let me read these other ones that we didn't cover. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. And then we'll take a break.

Let's read the hits. Milk, Shakespeare, as we've already done. Robert Frosted Flakes, Malt Whitman, Ezra Poundke. Robert Frosty. That was Mark. Pablo Nerudy, Tootie, Fresh, and Fruity. That's also Mark. Ralph Waldo, Emerson, Big Jowls, we did that one.

Oscar Meyer Wilde. That's cool. Walt Whitman. Walt Whitman's sampler, Corey. Homony Dickinson. That one's good. That one was underrated. I don't think I picked up on how funny that one was.

There's one more. Two more. I got to scroll to him. It was Edgar Allen Fo, said it the wrong way, and Edgar Allan Poeboy. Oh, and Mayo Angelou. That's the one that pissed me off the most because earlier, you could tell I was wanting to get in on the joke because I'd thrown two out there. And I was like, we're some other famous poets.

And I thought of her. And I, like, I was like, my, uh, Angelino's pasta restaurant. Like, I couldn't fucking get anything. And then Mayo Angelou was just right fucking there for the taken. And I missed it. All right. Let's take a break. We'll be right back right after this.

I'd honestly rather talk about her than fucking Elon and Chappelle. So that's fine by me. I mean, he got, he got booed, right? So, I mean, that, I can't, I just can't believe,

I don't know why, but I just can't believe Dave Chappelle's that out of touch. It's heartbreaking. Yeah, it's heartbreaking. Because, like, obviously he's not,

please, when I say this, don't think that I mean that Dave Chappelle and Kanye are on the same plane, because I do not. But, like, you know,

there with Kanye for a long time, I was always like, okay, yeah, just stop right now. You know what I mean? Just just just level out right now and it'll be fine. You can come back.

And obviously we know he's too far gone now. And I'm like sitting here going like, God damn it. How else is Dave Chappelle going to break my fucking? Because like with the trans shit, it's horrible. But I get it from a fucked up perspective of like, I must make the thing that they don't find funny, funny. It's not right, but I get it, you know. But with Elon, he literally just brings him out on stage.

And it's like, what was even the point? Hey, San Francisco, here's Elon Musk. No material. I know. That's, that's, that was my thing, too, is like, what, like, what was supposed to happen? Like, what, I don't get what, because, yeah, like, Elon's going to fucking start telling jokes or something. Like, what, what is supposed to happen? And also, like, if that had happened, it would at least be like, okay. But, but it's also, it's like, I bet Elon thought, like, yeah, I'll just go out there and be fallated by the crowd. Right. They'll fucking, you know, I'll just go out. there and it'll hit super hard for everybody because my you know my cult is in attendance and I hit real hard or

whatever and then so the fact that it went the opposite way does hit for me but yeah it's like I don't what was what what were they even like trying to do I don't really but I guess they were going to do like a bump in mics type thing like he was going to just go back and forth with Elon and Dave would make it funny while Elon's just sort of there is probably what they were planning I assume but yeah I don't go ahead Drew I was just going to say Elon believing that he's adored makes sense it's part of his personality and dave believe in he's adored he being dave makes sense it's part of his personality but like how they not like like he he wouldn't bring conya on right now you know what i mean he can he can he can recognize in other

people that there's so why does he's so out of touch it's just it's weird i'm not even like as upset as i just find it so fucking strange and and i know there's a lot of people that are going to be go and like, well, the reason he did it is because you're talking about it, aren't you? And it's like, dude, listen, Dave Chappelle does not need any more pre- he can't sell out enough shows. Like, he plays

the biggest arena. He sells the maximum amount of tickets. Like, he don't need this shit. And there's part of me that feels like Dave Chappelle and a lot of older comedians get this way. And like, we're going to have to fight it our whole lives. Where, especially this crop of like the whole

oh, don't cancel me. Don't cancel. me. They stop going for, I know, it's like they stop going for the joke and exclusively go for what will piss everybody off because that's funny. I just want to see how many people I can piss off. And it's almost like in Chappelle's mind, he's like, it'll make a bunch of people mad if I just bring Elon out. So I'm going to do that. And then just look at, look at how fucking mad they are just because they get off on how mad they make a crowd now. I've never, when did it stop being, let's make them laugh? just go, let's piss everybody the fuck off.

But I feel like Chappelle could probably convince himself that he makes the live crowd happy and then this fake bullshit crowd on the internet that he doesn't respect, man. And the fact that he thought his live crowd would like Elon, but it would piss off the internet. Like, I agree with him, for me, that was probably his goal. But I think he thought this will hit for my cool fans.

That shows how fucking out of touch he is and how he really doesn't realize, who's been coming to his shows in the first place to me, because it's like, this proves to me what I've kind of thought. You don't realize how uncool the people who think your trans jokes

are good are. You don't really fucking know that allegedly you quit your show because they was laughing at the wrong part. Bruh, what do you think's been happening? And you even went too far for those motherfuckers. It's crazy to me. I don't know.

It's crazy to me. It reminded me of that scene when he gets out there he starts getting booed and then it's like, you know, he tries to say something and it doesn't work. It reminded me of that Colin Quinn in the movie The comedian, he's like, it don't matter

how fucking, he's like, stand up, coming on stage is the ultimate equalizer because it don't matter how famous you are. He's like, Jack Nicholson, you give them five minutes of grace. But after that, it's like, hey, do something, make me fucking laugh. But they booed that motherfucker out the room. And he, of course, he's on Twitter talking about it, it goes, it was actually 90% cheers

and 10% booze as if that's a thing you can know. But, I mean, it sounded like overwhelmingly booey to me. And then, of course, he was talking about like, oh, yeah, all the leftists in San Francisco fucking hate me, I guess. Yeah, the leftists who go to date. Dude, he's so full of shit. And I know that about him. But it's like, I just thought Dave was smarter than that, I guess.

And then also the 90% thing, dude, so you're telling me 90% of people were so excited about you being there, but they wouldn't let you talk. Yeah, right. Them 10% was loud as fuck, then. Maybe those 90% loved him so much. They were like, let him speak because he'll ruin this. Yeah, I don't get it. Like I said, man, if he'd have gone up there and was like, Elon's going to do a top five, I would still think it was weird, but I'd be like, all right, well, at least that's something.

It's just, I can't get over how bizarre it is. Elon is a fucking arrogant nerd. There's nothing cooler than a nerd who knows, like, what they're nerdy about, and then they share that with you. And there's nothing worse than a fucking nerd who thinks they're cool. Fuck Elon Musk. Yeah, that's true. He's like to punch him in his fucking face. Yeah, he don't hit.

And, uh, it's made Twitter a worse place, which is great because of the, like, I haven't been on, and this is stupid. This is very dumb of me because as an entertainer, I should be as active on every single social media, even if I fucking hate it. But I fucked off from Facebook because it just, you know, it's like, God damn it. It's just this place is, it's for just sharing all this stupid conspiracy bullshit and like people that I know talking shit. I'm going to go over to Twitter, which is fun.

People write one-liner jokes and share videos and shit. And now, like, of course, 15,000 of my followers have just left because they were like, fuck Twitter. So that's fun. And then also, now it's just like there does seem to be, like, he can say like, oh, hate speech and misinformation is down. That may be true across the board, but not in my fucking echo chamber of a goddamn feed. It's not.

That's not true at all. He's totally, how would he know that? He fired all the people who keep track of that doubt. to, this dude is Donald Trump, just a fucking Gen X version of it. And, you know, he's good at it. He's good at staying in the algorithm. He's good at all that shit. You know, you can't knock that.

I hate when people say, he's a terrible CEO because he doesn't know anything about cars. It's like, dude, if you sit there and you tell me that the stock price of his company is artificially elevated, sounds like he's good at his fucking job because that's technically what his job is. But the idea that he's cool or innovative or any of that shit makes me want to fucking die. I literally can't believe it. I literally can't believe Joe Rogan thinks he's cool. I don't understand how you could think that fucking dude is cool. Please understand this is an isolated sentence what I'm about to say.

And I just mean it for what it is. But you said Elon Musk is like the Trump for the Gen Xers. Dude, Donald Trump is way cooler than that motherfucker. And I'm not saying that, I'm not saying that Trump is cool. Please don't out there be listening. He's saying Trump is cool. I'm saying he's cooler. than that motherfucker.

You know what I'm saying? For sure. Like, they both say foul, terrible things, but I will actually listen to Trump say it because I'm like, okay, man, he's got the fucking rhythm. You know what I mean? He had a good run.

Trump became president because he was good at debating and entertaining. And I'm not saying that means he should have been president. Elon Musk is so fucking boring. God, I hate him so much. Yeah, I just want to,

all I want to do is state for the record that y'all are hitting for me and I agree with everything you're saying. I just don't have anything to add to it. Elon don't hit. at all. He ain't cool. He don't hit it talking or nothing.

He just, you know, takes credit for shit. He don't really do it. He's like, he's one of them that's like, hey, get a bunch of minions in here. And then he screams at them like, I want this car to fly by December, leave. And then like, if they make the car fly, then it's like, it's a brilliant innovation, you know, that he gets credit for. And then if they don't, they just all get fired. or whatever or the whip gets cracked again

and you know I'm just not overly impressed by none of that shit and like dude Donald Trump is objectively funnier than Elon well Donald Trump does exactly what you just said

Elon does it's just that when he fires him he insults their fat wives yeah yeah calls him a stinky piece of shit on the internet yeah

what was the Jay Trey I know you've said a million yeah tell me the John Bolton story again I don't remember exactly what he tweeted, so I will be paraphrasing, but it was something along the lines of just out of completely out of nowhere one day. Donald Trump just tweets something to the effect of, you know, I've worked with a lot of stupid, boring, worthless people in my life. But I don't think anybody has ever been more of a useless piece of trash than John Bolton. this guy would sit in meetings and say nothing so quiet so stupid like he was like with his dumb mustache or whatever and it's like and apparently of course we were laughing about it of course smart mark knew immediately he was like oh bolton's got a book coming out Trump's trying to get in front of it or whatever but it just seemed like it just looked like Trump just was sitting on the toilet or at home or something and it was like fucking john bolton i'm a piece of shit

That's probably that fucking piece of shit. I don't know. He'll hit. Yeah. John Bolton. He smelled it. He was like, by the way.

No, he don't hit. But, like, and Elon has none of that. When Elon tries to tweet shit like that, he just says like, this guy is a pedophile. Am I right?

That's it. Right. It's the whole tweet. They're pro-nils, pronouns, pronouns. That's actually, that was my favorite. That was my,

go ahead. No, no, you go ahead. Well, I was just going to say, favorite genre of Trump shit was that when he would be shitting on somebody that also don't hit for me so that for one brief moment I could be on the train you know what I mean and like

okay all right I'm with you on this shit John Bolton fucking sucks you know what I mean like I so I found it and it's it's fucking is it even better than no what yeah yeah but real quick what did you what did what did you just say what you were uh uh uh uh I You somebody who you don't like is shitting on. Somebody you also don't like, you can get behind them. Like when Scalia would randomly, may he rest in hell, write an opinion I agreed with, but he was so fucking funny and mean to the other side.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like when Trump would shit on people like John Bolton, it's like for one brief second, I'm on Donald Trump's team and it's invigorating. You know what I mean? In all the other ways, fuck him. I've been saying if aliens attack, we should let him be in charge for that week.

So this is from November 15th, 2020. So this is like, you know, 10 days or so after he's had the election stolen from him. So I'm saying, you know he's like he's taking time out of a very busy day. He's got other shit going on. He's got major other shit going on at this point in time, right? And in the middle of that, he gets on Twitter and tweets, quote, John Bolton was one of the dumbest people in government that I've, ever had the quote pleasure to work with a sullen dull and quiet guy he added nothing to

national security except gee let's go to war also and this is this is hilarious because they say that every trump like every trump tweet is like a meta tweet because they're all like every all of his accusations or confessions because he's right narcissistic be so this next part's good too because he says also illegally release much classified information. A real dope. A real dope. Yeah.

That's fucking tremendous. That's got everything you want to have a Trump tweet as far as I'm concerned. It's even got like I said, it's got the like self-referential shit in the middle with the classified dot like the retroactively damning, you know, part of it.

Right. All of his shit tends to have. And, uh, yeah. It's a real fucking shame that he had to up a good thing and become president. Otherwise, we would all still hate it as politics and thought he was an asshole. But man,

we'd just be fucking reading his Twitter and loving every goddamn second of it. That's where the two overlap. Didn't Elon, like, bring him back, but he won't come back or something? I got it. I got it pulled up.

So Elon put out like a poll. Should we let Trump back on? And it was like 51 to 49% let him back on. And then he was like, the people have spoken. So everyone's like, oh, he's going to let Donald Trump back on. What about the electoral Twitter? Yeah.

And then Trump went on, what is it called, truth or something? Truth social, true social, where you re-truth things. You re-truth, truth. He tweets a picture of him and Elon in the Oval Office, and he writes, when Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it's electric cars that don't drive long enough, driverless cars that crash or rocket ships to nowhere without which subsidies he'd be worthless telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican I could have said drop to your knees

and beg and he would have done it now Elon should focus on getting himself out of the Twitter mess, this is a second tweet with the same picture. Now Elon should The second truth. Yes. Okay. Now Elon should focus on getting himself out of the Twitter mess because he could owe $44 billion for something that is perhaps worthless.

Also, lots of competition for electric cars. Man, that is, and so he's basically like, I don't need Twitter. Fuck you. I got my own thing going on where we clearly don't have a character limit on our fucking truths. And And then Elon's response to that was a gif of the Simpsons papaw yelling at a cloud, which is fine.

You know, that's what I was going to say earlier when I was trying to remember that I forgot was, I was just going to say it's like he just, he literally just like shitposts and memes and stuff. You know what I mean? That's just, he just, he just shares like me. He's just like a random Reddit troll or whatever. Like, but he thinks he hits because of it. I know. You ain't doing, you ain't making up nothing. him hits.

Dude, imagine John Rockefeller doing that shit. Imagine John Rockefeller or one of the Vanderbilt's doing that shit. They didn't have time for that shit because they actually hit and were Titans of Industry that fucking earned it. You know what I mean? Fuck, God damn it. Like, I think about that all the time. I'm like, you are one of the richest people on earth.

Like, I've said this a million times. If I had $44 billion, you know where the last place you'd see. My ass was Twitter or any of them. And this motherfucker's more active now. I mean, of course, it's his work, but still, fuck him. Yeah, it was his work then, though. I will say that that is, he understood that his job as CEO is to elevate his company and get their profile in the algorithm. And he's good at that.

I can't say that earlier and then take it away from him now. That's true. Pathetic. I mean, I find it pathetic. I got to go. I got another pod. I got to do it. Yeah, we're done.

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