wellRED podcast - #304 - Happy New Year! W/Tushar Singh!

Episode Date: December 28, 2022

Tushar is back with us again to discuss (among other things) the Indian remake of Forest Gump!

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Well, here we are. Here we are. We're actually still in the exact same place we were in the last episode. We're at the Comedy Condo in Nashville. I'm drunker. We got the Indian outlaw,

Tosh Singh, still with us. I don't know. You guys want to talk about New Year's. New Year's is coming up in just like three or four days. Too sure, do you do... I'm changing my ways. Do you, do you do...

What do you mean? Do you do resolutions? Do you do know your resolutions? But this time I feel like I want... Like, I'm in a good space to make some... Make some like systematic little changes. Like, oh, I'll not do something for January. Well, like what?

Like, what are you talking about? I vape like a dick bag. Me too. So, like, let's fucking grow up and not do that anymore. So let's try it for January and see if it's possible. No vaping in January? No vaping. You used to...

I'm definitely gonna vape in January. I used to smoke cigarettes. So see, and this is, you're right and I'm wrong. This is not how you should feel. But ever since I started vaping, I've been like, well, this hits harder than cigarettes. It's better. It feels more evil. I've been the same way.

This is fine. It's, it's, it's, I mean, I, but guard rails. There's some people that it's worse. I think it's worse. They're like, that's insane. I think it's worse. I think it's worse because of the volume. You could wake up in the morning.

Puff, puff, puff, take a shit, puff. You can't do, you don't do cigarettes like that. I didn't do that with cigarettes. You don't do that inside all the time. Are you serious? I really feel like anybody that smoked actual cigarettes, like, I smoked three packs a day. Like, I feel like anybody that's really smoked

who then went to vaping would universally agree that there's no fucking way on earth that it's worse. Dude, I don't know if it's worse, but I'm saying it's still a fucking thing. Yeah, I mean, it's so stupid. You shouldn't do it. You shouldn't do it. But it's better than smoking cigarettes.

There's flavored blue razze lemon. I mean, who, what am I? What is this? What are we doing? Well, I'm 41. Those are for kids, but that's what? All right, what's your saying? Mine is the same way.

But see, that's why they should be legal. So everybody says, you think these should be legal. Thank you, Tric. Across the board? Yes, because. Age limit? Yeah, age limit. Same is regular tobacco.

Like in California, they just made. shit like this illegal. I think like flavored tobacco products that aren't actual cigarettes. Which is weird because I thought y'all were the gay estate. Yeah, but we hate freedom. You know what I mean? Because to me, America, you should have the freedom. Right.

To suck a cherry ass down your throat. To suck on a Sakura robot dick, which is what I've got. But no, you can't because y'all are so gay. I just don't like, I hate the addict, like, oh, if this is not charged enough or I need a another one. I get a little antsy.

It does suck when it's less charged. When it's less charged, you go, fuck, I have an addiction because you're sucking huff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? I'm sucking huff right now. This don't hit. What does that mean sucking huff?

You're sucking huff. It's like, uh, you can, you can, nah, you can feel the robots in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When it's not charged enough, you can feel the robots in it. And you're like, I'm sucking huff right now. This ain't it. And then you charge it a little bit.

And then you're just like, Oh, this is. Right. But I just I'm a Huff right now. I just feel like I'm sucking huffed.

That did it for me. I'm a grown man. It's true though. You're sucking huff. I'm a tax paying adult. Right, right. This is America. Yeah.

We're supposed to be free. We can suck. If I want to suck huff, I should be able to do it. Trade Grutter, 2024. I suck Huff. Absolutely.

I get. And Huff across America. I get all that. I understand that. But for me personally. But you know, there's that like, burnt,

you know, Yeah. I do the battery, the battery asses. Sucking huff. Yeah, it's gross. That's your sucking huff when it's burnt. It's disgusting. And then you charge it, you're like,

I ain't sucking huff no more. I guess, I guess, sucking huff is the new burl lives. Yeah, that's it. I guess my point is, that's my favorite burl lives song.

My kids don't suck huff. Burr lives, when I was a kid, we sucked huff. Like a man. These kids these day, they don't suck no huff. This is only hitting for me and Corey.

They suck great. They don't suck huff. They suck. They suck. We suck up. We suck up. When I was a kid, we sucked huff. This will be our version of this kids don't know shit.

Yeah, we suck up. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. But I'm being real, though, right? Like, we suck up. You know I'm with you. We absolutely suck up. So you're complaining about the lack, you can't have flavors anymore? Yeah, I am.

Oh, you can have regular non-flavored? Otherwise, you're literally stuck in up. Did they get rid of them for kids? Is that what they? Because they're enticing. They got rid of them all, but because of kids. and that don't have for me because to me it's like what mark twine say well to me it's like that's what mark twain say what my twain say mark twain say mark twain said that we uh

remember when he tried to give whoopi credit for like a very old quote no no mark twain said something to the effect of you shouldn't outlaw a steak just because a kid can't chew it you know what saying like it was about censorship absolutely it makes sense because like just because a kid can't chew it don't mean that we shouldn't be able to have it fuck them kids suck huff fuck you know what I mean

here's the here's the not not change the direction but just like what do you think about this first of all it should be all the flavors and in terms of the age I don't think we should do ages I think we should do weight limits funny I think genders

yeah I think women don't get it fat women get off the line. I live in California, so good luck with that. We got eight, nine genders now,

baby. I'm saying that the reverse, though, not like fat. I'm saying that if you're 14, but you weigh 250 pounds, let him, but that applies to everything.

Oh, you're saying let it go. Let it go. Like, if a kid weighs 300 pounds and he's 14, let him have Miller High life. Of course,

he's going to have to fight people if he goes out into a bar situation anyway. Let him have a lot. Well, everybody treats him like a man. Right. We treat 15-year-olds who are big like men. I agree with you.

I just don't understand really what the difference is between, like, kids ain't supposed to be vaping anyway. Anyways, right. But they find a way to do it. They're still going to find a way to do it if you take my sour apple robot death away. They're still going to do that. So what the fuck? That's what I was going to bring up.

Smyronautil. Smyrnawit. lemonade flavor. Smearing off ice and all that shit. That's for kids. Because that's for kids and everybody fucking mad dog 2020. Yeah. You know what I mean? We all fucking. Oh, when I was a kid. 18 years old, dude, we would go to the, uh, U.T. Martin, where my buddy went, you had to drive across straight lines to buy liquor. Of course. It was a 25 minute drive. You say straight lines. You had to pass a test. Yeah. Yeah. Don't suck this dick. Here it is. It was like a pre-drunk test. Well, it was, it was teach. He failed that test. You got drive on

these straight lines or else you can't have it. So we would get there, we'd get the liquor, and then we'd get a mad dog, and you had to finish the mad dog before you got back. Absolutely. We did that with Boones Farm. The Boones Farm Challenge. The Boones Farm Challenge, yeah, same thing. We had the...

You're all right, baby? We had the... I think Drew about to die. Ours was the Brothers and Road Challenge. And so the Brothers and Road challenge was you went down Brothers and Road. I know that's a surprise. Got drunk. Yeah, right.

So here's the deal. Look, Brotherton Road had a big, huge dip, like an insane dip, right? And so everybody said, they were like, all right, if you crack up, here's the deal on Brotherton Road. You start out on the very back of it, and you have to hit at least 60 miles an hour before you hit the hump. Otherwise, you're fucked, right? The Brotherton Challenge ain't it. But also while drinking? So here's what you did.

Okay, all right. It was all about gravity and G forces. Absolutely. It was scientific. So the Brothers and Chug was this. You start out at Brotherton Road, and there's a big dip here. And if you hit 60 miles an hour, as you go up this, what you did was you cracked your beer right before you hit the hump. You put it to your lips.

And then you don't move. You know what I'm saying? You don't move. but as you go over the hump the G forces pull the beer down to your throat right yeah yeah so we did that and what we ended up having to do was being like you know maybe the driver shouldn't be also drinking the beer right because like so many people died sure like so many people died but that was a thing and so we finally figured out we're like all right the driver will just not drink

the beer he'll just like gun it you know what I'm saying it's when you hit the when you hit the apex of the thing you're talking about you you you let you got off the ground you oh yeah right yeah oh yeah and then you hit down right right right right right and the fucking g forces would suck the beer

down your throat it was the brothers and as I've thought so many times before honestly chickamago was just on a whole whole other level oh brother we had we had the the thrilling hill is what we called it and we had science and Thrill Hill sure yeah it was all about the science but Thrilley Hill worked the same way but there was no at least in my day no drinking challenge associated with it but that's what I'm saying like but it was it worked the same way

just without the drinking how many people died I mean I'm sure at least a couple I have but not that many but that's the point though like you have many people have hit the Thrillie Hill while also being very drunk and so much they weren't tied together At least in my day. So the brothers and chug got to be such a huge thing that like everybody would be like, you know, you get up there and like you crack your beer, you put it to your lips, and then as you descend, if you have your beer here,

the beer will suck down your throat. And it sure as shit would. It definitely would. But then what happened was is people started wrecking. You know what's funny to think about is someone descended and they got in a wrecking. died and just said it straight to hell nobody but nobody died that's the crazy part is that nobody died like people kept getting in wrecks didn't you just say somebody died was that true what they weren't doing

it right so but i'm saying none of us that was doing it right like people would wreck and then the cops littered like here's what the report would come back they would go they would go they would go they would have died if they weren't so drunk because their whole whole thing was like the reason that people die in a wreck is because they tense up and they get all wild but people that are drunk you know how like when you hear of a drunk

driver and they hit a car full of innocent people the innocent people die and the drunk driver is just like what happened it's because the drunk driver was so relaxed that they were just fucking kind of floating in freer

but like the fucking regular people were tensed up and their bones shattered. Well, everybody that was doing the goddamn brothers and chug. I've heard that before. I don't know if I brought it. I buy it. When I drive drunk, I'm real tense. I'd buy it because you see it so many

times. There's a motherfucker that gets fucking... I just think God likes drunk drivers. Well, that might be true, but like there's a family of four. There's people that get indicted for drunk driving. Four less people who hear about. People that get indicted

for drunk driving is just like They survived and 18 people fucking died. You see it all the time. All the time. It is wild. If your theory doesn't hold up, it's got to be mine that God loves drunk drivers. But I'm saying like that. What the fuck is happening?

Well, the theory is is that the drunk, like, the reason that you die is because you tense up and your bones break. But like fucking drunk motherfuckers are just like loose. And they just like fucking don't, don't, don't all over the fucking place. And they're just fine. And I know this because like so many people that were doing the Brotherton Chug that Orte have died Because they at the end of the Brotherton Chug Is a graveyard No it's not a graveyard but like full of people it's a dead it's a dead end right there

And you have to hit your fucking brakes which we all hit our fucking breaks like and we just get out on the back But then there were so many people that just like forgot to do that and just kept going They hit a tree and they just all live like they should have died but they all lived and everybody was like this everybody and then when everybody lived everybody was just like yeah do the brothers and chug

like if you hit the tree it's fine and we just kept fucking doing it you know what I mean like everybody nobody gave a fuck about their cars can I oh dude nobody gave a fuck about their cars man we've said it before his town had too much money too sure I bet if we went to a brother to know

half these motherfuckers was broke as fuck do you think if we went there right now they're it's just full of crosses Yeah, I think so. Cora's like, nobody dies. It's like nobody he knew personally. Here's the thing. I bet you that's right.

I bet you that's right. I bet you anything that there's people that I didn't give a fuck about that died. There's something, there's many things magical about the way he views the word. It's just that my buddy Brad lived. So I was like, that's it. Perfect. I'm here and fucking T you. That's true, dude.

I don't want anyone to miss this. One of the things that's so magical, by the way Corey thinks, is he just tried to bet me. I was right. Yeah, I bet you are, though. But I bet you $5. You're right. I'll get you $5 a lot. Dude, I guarantee it, though.

Because, like, we was all just like, yeah, man, you do the Brothers and Shug. Like, all you got to do is, like, don't tense up. Like, just fucking hit that hill. You should write a song about the Brotherton Shug. Here we go. We, my buddy's doing a Brotherton Shug. We hit the bottom.

Man, I'll tell you what. That sucks. Can I? Can I change a subject real quick? Sure. Indian. Put it on me. I don't care.

Corey heard the word subject and then had to remind everyone you weren't white. Speaking of that, this is going to be random, but... I'm just waiting for Trey to get over here so I can go eat some chips because I know that's why. You hear me laughing. I saw you opened all the chips. We're eating chips and chips. I know, Tray. I know Trades is like, I'm going to eat some chips.

I'll talk a chip. I did. I did. I open the Dorito. Is the tradition of drinking games, I associate it with white people? Is that fair? We do have culture. Thank you.

But like your entire, the culture is drinking games. So I get, well, I want to say that, no, it's, well, I think that like. You ever heard of war crimes? What's like that? The original drinking game. It's like, I mean, sure. Dave Chappelle, you know, he had that bit on one of his really hitting specials in the early 2000s. No, he had that bit that was like talking about how white people were with drinking or whatever type.

It's like, dude, the other night. We shoved a carrot up his ass or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Do you remember cats where he's talking about, you go drinking with white people, they're going to get you drinking on some shit? You think you got to drink. I guess your ancestors or something. I don't know, San Buki.

Let's have a little bit of that. Was this Chappelle or Cat Williams that was like white people? people been that's cat williams that we're gonna get it was cat williams right where he's like the way white people keep track of it they're like four beers couple shots two cheeseburgers man that's that's dave chappelle okay i'm mixing the two up cat talks about how white people list all the things they drink but a black guy has a drink like if a black guy tells you that he drinks that's his shit he might do cavaciate in a pinch if they're out that's what yeah right but then he but a white dude and this is what got you confused with he goes we had three miller lights

two vodka shots and some sam boogie and you're like what the fuck is sam boogie yeah so what's your favorite drinking game i don't know we um so are you saying shit like uh like flip cup and beer yeah that's all that's all white people it's also very american i mean i dude i very like do you those were a huge part of my 20s yeah it's also well i never i never i never thought about it is a white because we don't we don't have that as being white but i mean i'm open to you it's american fraternity culture because when i was white i traveled i went to south africa and australia well there's black fraternies too but i don't know if they do those things they probably do yeah but when i went to australia in south africa in my 20s and they were just

starting to they were like just learning about flip cup and stuff of that from american movies right about frats and and even like uh animal house was based Based upon supposedly like some Dartmouth frat house that one of the writers went to, frat culture through movies absolutely is what informed all of this. Right, right, right, right. Right, for sure. But, well, okay, how do you feel about that? I personally, if you're in your 20s, you're going to be drinking, like, making a game out of it?

It's amazing. Drinking games are the most exciting passage of time because you're part, you're partnered up usually with the team. It's team building. And is that it's accelerating. There's losers and winners. It's awesome. But I just think I associate it with frat culture and frat culture and like even like cornhole. Yeah.

I think frat culture and movies created the drinking game culture we have. I have to assume that there were drinking games in other countries and other times. It just didn't coalesce and become universal like it has now with flip cup, beer pong and cornhole. Do you know what I'm saying? I like I totally believe they were doing drinking games in the 60s in Australia. It's just not a thing. Yeah. Well, it's wild because I never even.

and thought about it like that because to me it just seemed natural that people when they got when they got together to drink shit that they would you know make games out of it who plays quarters people in the 70s played them my dad used to talk about playing quarters he asked me if I played them in college and quarters yeah the kind where you bounce it in bounce the quarter or the other kind both bouncing in and get it close to the wall close to the wall yeah but that's not universal and that's what I'm saying also the one that's close to the wall is not necessarily a drinking game it's a gambling game right yeah but Those aren't universal.

Like, that's what I'm saying is I think that American frat culture is what universal drinking culture. Really, and drinking games are. I have to assume that the Brits had drinking games. I mean, it was just darts, I guess,

and gambling and beating their wives. Also white, though. Okay. My point is, like, other countries don't seem to... Which ones have you all played? I don't remember all the rules to it.

I love asshole. All of them, but beating my life. Asshole. I love that I love that asshole. I was really funny. I remember there's a, there's a drunken jinga.

Yeah. You played that where it's like jingo, but you write shit on the blocks that's like take a shout out of somebody's titties or whatever, something like that, which hits. Chicken, gay chicken. Did any of you rush? I was in a fraternity. Trace Pike, dude. Pike power. I'm Pike, bro.

Pike power. Pike power. On some cameras is Pike's like the doucheous one. On some. I mean, honestly. What do you have to do to rush, may I ask? I love that. you're going to think I'm lying to you, but I'm not.

I remember, like, after having already done it, I remember this Rolling Stone, like, expose came out about Dartmouth. Somebody mentioned Dartmouth, and it was about the fraternity culture at Dartmouth, and it was talking about what you got to do to rush and pledge and what they did to them and shit. And, bro, it blew my fucking mind. Because they would literally, they would make these things called vomlets, where somebody would get drunk and peels.

and puke and they would put eggs in that and cook that into a vomit and pledges had to eat it and shit like that and of course all the butt fucking and the whipping and all that shit and like again I'm not just saying this we like

it was fucking nothing like that. Y'all didn't do any of the butt whipping stuff because here's what I think no I never got I never got whipped it's like you first said that about the violence the first thing I thought was Southerners are too cool for that

like we I don't want to see somebody eat vomit. Why would I, you know what I mean? Yeah. But I'm surprised it wouldn't violence in your hazing. That I think we do. The only thing, so here's two things I can remember is that one thing, like in like hell week or whatever, they got us all in a truck. They took us out to the middle of nowhere and we were blindfolded.

And they left us to find our way back, right? My friend did that too. But I was like, I could tell, like, because I could hear them, the other guys, they're all, they're 20, 21, whatever, and they're laughing and shit. And I could tell I was like, they're not, I was like, this isn't fucking real. Oh, they didn't do that. No, they did, but it was like, I knew that we weren't going to have to actually, I knew they didn't actually leave us out there, which they didn't. My friend went to do that. They just did that to like fuck with us, but I knew the whole time they were fucking with us.

And that's how I felt about most of it. Like, I knew that they were just fucking around. And literally the only other thing I could remember is they made us play football on our knees in the basement of the frat house. That's it. They divided us up into teams and made us play a football game only on our knees. And that's the only, that's the only, like, physical. shit that I can think of. Playing with balls on their knees.

That's exactly what I thought frats did. Sorry. And for the record, I'm not trying to like, I don't care at all about the fact that, like, because when you're in a fraternity, dudes will come back, dudes that are in their 40s or whatever, and they're like successful and shit,

successful businessman or whatever. They'll come back and talk to the frat, and they're like, it's the best thing I ever did. It's the best thing I ever did. Like they'll do that type of shit like dudes that used to be in the frat they're just like alumni like and they they also sell you a lot on like you know I don't know how many presidents we had 46 47 is a bunch of now is a 46 he was 45 so we have 46 they sell you a lot on like you know and I don't I'm not saying this is right but something like they're like 39 of the 46 presidents have been in a fraternity like that type of shit and like like I don't. I don't care.

You never believe how many of them were a piece of shit. I don't care even a little bit at all about any of that. So you'll never go back. But like, you should go. You ever go back? They right. Best thing I ever did. Well, it's funny.

It's funny because right after post hit, post hit, I was 30. And so there was a guy who was like. You were 30 post hit? Yeah. Oh, I was 30. No, I was 29 when I first, when we first. hit. I was about to turn 30.

That's how I got into that Forbes 30 under 30 because I just slid in the fun. I just turned 35 a couple days ago. So, but anyway, so a guy who had been like a freshman when I left was still with the fraternity at that time or whatever and he asked me to come by because I had hit. And I was in, and I was in Cookville already and I went by the house and shit. He'd been in college seven years. It was so funny because like they did. and, you know,

know, they could not have possibly cared less. But I didn't make, I realized that and I was like, yeah, keep it together, whatever, and I left. But like. You didn't cry and talk about how this is better than my kids. No, no, no, no. But, but like I. The reason you met those people is because that's who wanted to come back, right?

Like the people who are like you are like whatever. Exactly. Oh, dude. I mean, yeah, when you get through it, when you get in it and you go through it, yes. I mean, dude, honestly, 98% of the people who do it, they don't do that part. Do you know what I mean?

Right. They do what I've done, which is just go on and live the rest of your life and not worry about it. But, you know, 2% become, you know,

become those guys. And also, I don't even want to shit on those guys because they were okay. They were all right. I like those guys. But like, I just remember they listen.

Probably. One of them I still hear from every now and then. And he is, they are good dudes but I just the other thing I was so what I was going to say is I don't

really care about it in that way at all I wouldn't like my sons get to college in no way am I going to be like you got to rush pike or rush anything I'm not going to say a word about it Rush pike is that what you said yeah because I was a pie I'm a pike

but but but dude it was an insane amount of fucking fun. I can imagine. An insane amount of fun. Like being in college and getting into that world and all the sorority girls and that whole thing, it's like,

I mean, it's set up for success, it was, it was a good fucking time. Hell yeah. Like I don't, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna get on a soapbox and try to defend all the,

whatever about it, but like, I also don't regret it because it was fucking fun. Like, like, I mean, it was. It was a good time.

So, that's pretty much where I'm at on it. Dude, I didn't even go to college. That's all I have to say about that. I didn't even go to college, but like I was involved in a frat. Yeah, a lot of them. Like a lot of them. Really? Well, yeah, I was just like the dude that like they were just like, hey, it's Corey.

You know, like I did comedy. And so like there were these several frats in like at the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga, UT. see that like I would just go hang out at and they were just like, it's got to stand up at fucking comedy catch. He's a, he's a comic, you know. And like hanging with the frat dudes like was real fun. Was your college? Yeah.

I mean, that was some saying. It was like it was real fun. But like I remember being in there and like doing my whole like, hey, how you doing whatever and thinking that uh that seemed like it would be a lot you know and i'm just wondering trey did i get my butt fuck yeah no but my dad used to it was so funny all the time and it's like my sister she ended up not finishing college but page was in a sorority she was in dg she was a delta the gamma and like my dad used to just fucking roast the fuck out of me for being in a fraternity all the time and never said a word to page that but you know because that was his little

fucking princess had that work out for him you know yeah he dead now so I was more like your dad dad I guess my cousin went to UT at the same time I was at Marrable it's like 15 minutes apart and I would go over there and I would go to frat parties with her and her friends, and they'd have to let me in because I would come with like five girls. But I would bring my own beer. I would refuse to pay for the keg, and it got to the point where they would take bets on how long it would be before I got kicked out.

I remember one time I called a dude in an oversized red polo, Clifford the big red douchebag, and all his friends wanted to fight me or whatever, and I was run out of there laughing, throwing my beers at them. Rush week. Yeah, but I went, I went to Tennessee Tech. So, like, the dudes, and I don't mean anything by this because they hit for me. I love that.

They hit for me. They hit for me. I love the, I'm still in a, I'm still in a fantasy football league with most of these dudes. Like, these guys hit for me, but like. Why are you pointing at me, though? Because I'm about to explain. The dudes in my fraternity were, like, they were sort of like Corey in that, like. Keep going.

They were, like. the sort of small redneck town version of a rich kid or whatever. Okay. Like they weren't like it wasn't, these were not sons of the captains of industry or anything like that. You know what I mean? They were more like them. First mates.

Their dad had a, their dad had a contract with Hardee's. Yeah, right. It was that, it was that type of thing. It's one of my best friends in the whole world right here. Yeah, right. And so I'm saying,

they were, you know, they were, it was like, they had a retarded dad. It was like that. It was like that. They weren't, you know, like I said,

fucking senators, senator's sons or any of that shit, you know. So they were cool. Speaking of retards. Well, it's funny because I, I know Corey, he's told me before he always like, like, honestly,

you're a lot like a lot of them. I know, like you would have fit right in, dude. You would have crushed in that. in that world. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. But yeah, but I know, you know, it ain't for you. It ain't your thing.

What's not my thing? Well, you've told me before. You always, like, you always had no time for none of that. You were like, no, fuck that. I'm not into it. I do not have any time for that. Right. Well, I'm just saying you're like, you'd be perfect for it.

Yeah. Like, you'd fit right in. That's why I think part of your connection with the audience is. What is that? It's like you You're so disarming What do you mean? And how night

Like how you come off Likeable You're very like I mean it's like unbelievably likable This guy's not as likable This guy's not as likable I'm not as likable You know what I'm saying Everybody in this room is likable

Otherwise we couldn't do what we do That's simply Different levels of it And also And again I'm Whatever But the dude's

talking about they found that like when they found out that i was fucking trailer trash with the pill billy mama and shit universally their response to it was like word and further what you're fucking incredible you should be the president have you ever seen because like goodwill hunting you're not that ain't that ain't supposed to happen right you know what i mean like none of them not one of them found that out about me and was like ugh gross I don't want to hang out with him anymore they were all like you are an incredibly impressive human being you're normally what people say to me you know you're at that's you're generally how it goes so not to me by the way the complete opposite they're like

you're very charming but um you look like you lick windows we love you uh we think you should be here but maybe go test candy, you know? Oh, is that a job? Do you know? Testing candy? Yeah. If anyone should know. Yeah, right.

You got to school in for that. Look this boy. Look this boy. Hey! Was that hit? Do you, wait, would you actually want that job? Oh my God, are you kidding? Well, but think about it.

Think about it. Right. You got to think about like the way that I would name. What kind of candy? that I would gain doing it. No, no. Lick this boy really needs the comma in the right place. The shit you'd have to try.

Like, if you had that job, you'd have to try a lot of wild shit that can't work. Well, so I'm saying, is that worth it to you? You'd be into that? Well, you've been doing, like, what kind of candy? Oh, yeah, for sure. I mean, like, as long as they would, like, it's an eight-hour job, right? So, like... So you're just licking shit all day.

Licking shit all day, but, like, I get to be on my feet. As long as I get to be on my feet, Like, I'm cool with that because I can get my steps in. You know what I'm saying? Because, like, dude, right now, I eat whatever the fuck it is. But, like, I'm on my feet. You know, I walk, I do my thing. I do my 20,000 steps.

I do my shit. I have a lollipop. I do everything. If somebody is like, hey, yo, no, hold on, hold on, hold on, no. Hold on, no. Hold on, no. If I'm already walking. You all were fucking me up

You said a bunch of positive shit You threw lollip in there I have my lollip I do You might be getting up I work out My water I have my coffee

I have my lollipop But I do that my lollipop Yeah right Of course you're walking 20,000 steps And that's the joy You earned your lollipop Yeah

You know what I'm saying Like y'all got ice cream Where do you get your lollipops Shit the store What's your What's your go-to Lollipop?

what flavor cream soda you know what I mean like y'all are like doing all your shit but I'm earning them steps like I keep my shit on my side my fucking phone right

so like that thing on me I keep that thing on me and I do I walk my 20,000 steps but also I'm working to fuck out so like I keep my treats do you understand me if you don't have your treats there is no reason

like a puppy. To walk 20,000 steps a day. What are your treats? Rice Krispies. Dumb dumb, all right. So far, yeah. Fudge.

Okay. How about a burger? My mama's chicken. Well, yeah. Well, like, you have to understand that, like, each day they change. Mm-hmm. So, like, we have steak and shake.

Every day. I feel like there's some wisdom in there. No, you don't understand. You have to understand. You understand. You understand. You understand. You understand.

it changes no but you don't understand because like y'all know steak and check right bro okay to this day to this day top five favorite meals we've ever had on tour steak and shake do they have one here because it was so high with Travis Irvine after because I was real high and didn't we accidentally Uber there and it was like across the street yeah right I was there it was so great okay I fucking love steak and shake I was there I was there I was there I was there I was there I was there But did you know that steak and shake is falling? What do you fall in? Across the country, we're losing them.

What? Okay. He said like it was a tree. We're losing them. That is tragic. So finally, Corey has a cause. But do you know what I do? Once a week, I go there.

Garlic burger, right? They soaked that motherfucker. Right? I walk there. You understand me? Do you understand you? Treat. It's trisit.

I walk there. I get that shit. You understand me? Do you walk home to? Oh, yeah. 40,000 steps. I don't give a fuck. No one thought you gave a fuck.

You look at me weird. I feel like you gave a fuck a little bit. I remember Thompson was a big fan of the... I give a fuck about 40,000 steps. Thompson was a big fan of the... He called him Little Alien Decks. The surprise? No, on the table, they had this like,

vinegar pepper sauce with all the little green peppers and it's a little tiny tiny yeah that's the thing vinegar sauce you put that on them cheese fries they got like they fire they're yeah boy they're yellow and somehow they're going out of business and you know why Biden Biden Biden thanks Obama Biden they're getting canceled but my point is is that what I do and what a lot of people don't understand that I do is that I fucking walk it out and then go to all these places. I walk it out.

So that I am being, right, so that I'm being the fucking man. Hey, who these people who don't understand, who are they? Your parents, your dads. My dad? Drew's dad. Doug don't understand.

He don't understand. He don't understand. I sure you, my dad does not understand you counting your steps. But, like, he don't think about it. I'm trying to figure out. I feel like you think you have haters. Is this about Trey? No.

I'm saying all these small businesses. He thinks you are. I'm not a hater of his. Everybody thinks. He thinks you are when it comes to his diet. No. All these, everybody thinks that these small businesses are going under.

And I agree with them. But I. But I also staking, check. Yeah. But I am hitting them up. And I'm the motherfucker that's doing this shit. And they're like, no, son,

you queer. you fucking do stand up you don't do none of that shit and I'm like no give me that triple stack motherfucker well you lost me but it was a fun ride you know I mean yes you are keeping small businesses afloat by eating cheeseburgers at steak and shake yeah and national ru beer floats 40,000 steps at a time yeah 40,000 steps at a time yes you can't take 40,000 four billion steps sold two charles were you at on a like franchises, like food franchises. They're one that really hits

for you. How can you fuck with that? This is okay? 7-11? Thanks, thanks Drew. I don't mind 7-Eleven. I didn't even believe in it. You could have picked anything,

Subway. Oh, really? Holiday Inn. It's all a chain stuff. I don't. My family went to Olive Garden Pizza Hut. Okay.

As a as a So how do you feel about those? I like it. I feel like I feel like the the idea of going to like a small mom and pop

beautiful restaurant of whatever is like a higher luxury than let's go to TGI Fridays which is a great time. I don't know if you've been to Tia Fridays recently but the lighting the food it's all pretty great. Also what they do with spinach

and cheese love that. It's pretty crazy. Those restaurants, a restaurant like Chili's and TGI Fridays, what they've done is they have gone like, look, listen, we suck. But we have one appetizer where we take cheese and spinach. Yeah. But what I respect about them is that the focus is the bar. So it really becomes the neighborhood grill. And it's a center.

It's a center piece. It's like you show up and you get fucked up with the family. Dude, getting drunk at Chili's is one of my favorite things to do. I like getting drunk at a night. Chili's was always my go-to. Chili's a good appetizer. And also like Tuchar said, they have that bar that's like a fucking, it's not like a one-piece bar.

It's a fucking like you're staring at the motherfucker in front of you. And like somebody's going to sit there and be like, yo, where'd you go to, where'd you play ball? You know what I mean? And you're just like, I play ball here. And they're just like, oh shit, word. And like, you get their fucking sister pregnant. You know what I mean?

All right. On that note, real quick, I wanted to talk about something that I wanted to talk to you guys about, which is they made an Indian forest gump during the pandemic. I thought we were going to watch it together before we talked about it. We still can. I would love that. We have to pause it and take two hours. Deposit, take two hours.

I think I'd rather you just tell us about it. wait let's talk about it right now and then okay i would let's watch okay do another podcast about it when like you said they made an indian forest gump in what year did that movie come out it came out last year oh so okay so in 2021 they made an indian forest gum that's how slow you all are yeah we had to catch up uh they it took 10 years all right this is the preview to when we should watch it because it's really hilarious. In the sense that we know the movie so well. I've seen it like Forrest Gump, the original, a thousand times.

I fucking love it. It's one of those movies that are like, like Home Alone to Me. It's part of like my core being. Yeah, you're from Alabama. So it took, it took. You're not allowed to not like that movie. And it took 10 years or something for, the Indian

Bollywood side to get the rights to the Bolly like to let Forrest Gump be like open for rewrite and and I was just fascinated of like they can't do all the shit that they did in the original Forrest Gump. Gump's not gonna like

Jenny's not gonna get AIDS right Like they're not going to be it right They're not going to Vietnam right Like they're not he's not playing for Alabama No black panther Rolls. There's no black panther potty He played cricket? Huh?

And I'm not being an asshole. I'm saying like Like, I'm assuming that he did the Indian version of those things. He did the Indian, like, like, cricket. Did he, you know, like, engage in y'all's social movements? They did, uh, I guess, are we going to watch it? Like, we can decide. I want to watch it so bad.

Are you kidding me? Drew drops out. What's it on? It's on Netflix? Yeah. Okay. It's on Netflix? It's on Netflix.

Yeah, yeah. Uh, they have. They have the guy who made it, who's the star, is the, like, the Tom Hanks meets. He's like a writer-director guy. He's a really, like, one of the premier filmmakers of him, like, India. And he's the guy who led it. And you don't know his name? Amir Khan is the guy.

He's Muslim. He's like the Indian Tom Cruise. He's like Tom Cruise meets fucking, I don't know. We were either in Huntsville or Nashville, we were hanging out doing shows, and he was in town at the same time. That's Shah Rukh Khan. That is the actual like, he's the, the go. You fucking racist. Fucking racist.

Well, they're both named Khan. I mean, that's pretty close. Yeah. Not bad. But the movie is so funny because, like, I will say this. Like, Forrest Gump, Tom Hanks, when he decided to talk like that, he did it based off of. The kid. The kid.

Yeah, right. And I was blown away by that because the kid was like, how do I act like this? He said, he couldn't figure. I will be this. He was like five. He couldn't figure out. Tom Hanks could not figure out the voice. He couldn't figure it out.

And they cast the kid to play Young Forrest. And he actually talked like that. And Tom Hanks was like, well, I'm just going to do that. Yeah. And it worked tremendously. So I thought the Bollywood version would be that sound in an Indian voice. So like, like life is like a box of chocolates would be. Dunya chocolate boxed yes, eh.

Right. Like that's what I was like, dude, you're ripping off a movie. Fucking rip off the main. Yeah. The voice. Yeah, right. But instead, he just kind of was like, he was kind of like open-eyed,

kind of like curiosity, and then he would just add an, mm-hmm at the end. So it wasn't, it wasn't, as Corey referenced, like, like, yeah,

like, like, like he would just add a, he talks totally normally. He talks kind of like, excited, childish, but then he adds to,

um, at the end. And I just was so mad at the movie, the entire time. Yeah, because I'm like, you're, you're missing a golden acting opportunity.

You could fucking nail the voice. Right. I was so disappointed at that. But otherwise... You're Indian. Nobody cares if you do the voice. But like, it was just, it was just frustrating.

No, I hear what you're saying. You know what I'm saying? Because that's why I was looking forward to. Okay, because... And I'm not trying to be insensitive. Please do. I have been trying to be insensitive. So you nailed it.

So, Tushar, a mentally handicapped Indian guy like what would you're saying the actor did not talk like that guy would talk like a mentally handicapped Indian guy would sound a certain way

A little bit like force Or are you saying that he should have done a southern accent I'm saying he should have done what I'm saying which is you can use the inflection that Tom Hanks used for Forrest Gump in Hindi Instead of that Can you do it? Yeah I just did it

Didn't your chocolate kit box is there I love you, Jenny. I love you, Jenny. We, we love you, but we're, like, I don't,

I don't know what love. I don't know what love is, but I'm not a small man. Like, that's like, you could, you could have done that. I'm like, you, you,

you fucked it up. And the funny part is, people got mad at the release because, They picked Sardarjee's as like he. What's Sardarjee's? So the guys who are turbaned, but not Muslim. Like they're like Sikh.

Yeah. They use those guys as the characters. Because they have to pick who the fucking guy is. He could have been Gadrathi. Could have been this. South Indian. Every state has its own fucking shit. So the slow person, main character lead is the turbaned kind of idiot guy.

And they're already staring. They're already stereotyped as stupid. So then like it's like picking someone from Alabama. Exactly. Exactly. And if they were upset about it, you're right. Yeah, right. Sorry.

Did I, do we use up the re-b-chow? How many do we have? Chose three, four, and you know that? I can say it because I'm Indian. I'm in the best way. I was trying to make a point and I, granted, I never did. You're not going to go through this and butcher the whole thing. by cutting all those out, right?

No, I will stand by this. He was trying to make a point. Stand by. I was trying to make a point. So, Tushar, what you're saying is there's a group or a region of India that's kind of similar to Alabama here. Like, people there are considered to be dumb. Dumb and kind of backwards.

And so they picked someone from there to be the Indian Forest Gump. A Muslim actor picked them. That's what they should have done. Correct. Correct. Correct. Because that's exactly what happened here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean? Like Alabama wasn't mad at Forrest Gump when it came out. We are like that. Hell yeah. Get it, boys. He played with goddamn Power Bear Ben Bryant, right? Look at that dumb motherfucker go. Look at him run.

Things were, I guess you're not going to. I feel like you're not. going to watch it. Corey, we might watch it. You're kidding? If we're all going to watch it together, I'll watch.

We should watch it together. Let's do a live watch along. It might be a lot. It's like a two and a half hour. But I will tell you a few differences that I found fascinating. Jenny did not get AIDS. Indian Jenny did not get AIDS.

Really? She died from a mysterious disease. Y'all don't have AIDS. Was it AIDS? I'm sure we have AIDS. Yeah, I wouldn't imagine. We need AIDS, buddy. Yeah.

You guys have AIDS. It's just shuffled under the rest of the diseases, so it's not top of mind for our people. I think AIDS comes from cows? What is it? Like, you all got AIDS. AIDS gods. If y'all don't have AIDS and we ain't heard about it yet, that'd be some bullshit. By the way, we don't know why Indians don't get AIDS.

Nah, y'all got AIDS. Where does she get hurt? What AIDS does she have? I'm not sure. It was like a mysterious disease. Lieutenant Dan. Hold on. Is she awful to him?

or like her parents break his heart over and over again? She's in the same vein, like keeps on leaving him the whole movie and she loves him. Lieutenant Dan was not, they obviously didn't go to Vietnam. They went to. They have legs? At the end, like he died.

But he was, they were doing the Pakistan India battles, the border tension. But does he have legs? He, at the end, he goes through war, right? And they, uh,

forest does the running, scene of running back and getting all his guy i got a fun bubba bubba was also not black as bubba this brother's like was not black though yeah who's who's bubba in the india he's one of his army buddies is he from an even dumber part of he's the same dumb he's the same he's the same he's darker and lieutenant dan he was he was he was on the bachistan side lieutenant dan was charlie he was charlie in the in the analogy and he he he Does he have legs? You will not answer them.

I will. In a few seconds. He goes and he saves an enemy person, Lieutenant Dan, who's from the Pakistani side, brings him back. Chops his legs off. And then he guys chops legs off. And then he brings him back to India. And then he gets reformed by the end of the movie.

But his legs are gone. He's in a wheelchair. Ask cray. But they don't do the magic legs moment. Ask cray. Remember magic? Man, ask Craig. Magic legs.

Metal legs. Yeah. You know, at the end. You got no legs. you got new magic legs, Dan. You ain't got no

Leggitaine, Dan. You hear that Gump walk in heaven with Jesus. But you ain't got no Legitaine, Dan. Fuck, I wish he had that voice.

I hate to ask this question because it's like, it's the type of question that a lot of people who don't have for me would ask but I'm being sincere.

I love it. Do y'all think that if Forrest Gump had never been made, do you think they would make that much? movie right now? Yeah, of course.

Yeah. They would make... I don't know. It would be made slightly differently. But I think they'd make it. I think that like the people say that. They go, oh, they go, oh, blazing saddles could never be made today.

And I always go, yeah, of course not, because it was made in 1977. But do you think, do you think they were cast... Well, Tom Hanks is fucking 50-something now. But I'm saying if he was in his 30s like he was then, do you think, like, do you think they would cast Tom Hanks in that, role. Yeah. They need someone competent. Yeah, Corey. I know. I know,

but I'm saying, you know the fucking I just don't feel like movies. I don't feel I think about that all the time and I'm like at the end of the day, you got to have someone that won't lick the call sheet. You know what I mean? I don't know what that means.

You know, you got to. You just, you know what that means. Well, I'm saying, like, they still got to act. Oh, you right. You know what I mean? Like, am I wrong here? I'm just, I think that the people who made that movie convinced themselves that while he was slow, he was not anything too far out of the ordinary for a regular.

Right. He was 30%. 30%. Well, that's the beauty of that movie is that he was 30%. Yeah. And you can't. You can't cast. Hey, but.

Y'all, but can you? Anybody here 30%? But can't you? because that's my whole thing is like they do be trying to do that. I know, but I'm saying, but they fail because they're like, no, we could just have Tom Hanks slum it for a second.

You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. It's, I agree with you. It's what? I agree with you. What is it? But like, they can't just be there for the whole movie.

You know what I'm saying? like... I'm not sure I do. I think I do. Their brains don't work the whole way. Yeah. Well, I'm not being

an asshole here. I'm just saying... I don't think you are. I don't know what you're saying. They're... Sure. Like... He's saying you can't cast...

You can't... Be... Can't cast somebody who has Forrest Gump's afflictions as for... To play Forrest Gump's... And I'm saying that... And I'm saying that that's why they would make it today, I think.

That would make it with a person with the infliction. No, they would just make it with, with fucking whoever Tom Hanks' predecessor is, which we don't have one. Timothy Shalomey. Yeah. He would not hit his forest. No, he would.

I know. But I'm saying if we're, but what are we fucking even asking right now? If Timothy Shalamee will be allowed to play Forrest in the day and age we live in. And I don't think he, I don't think he should be, though.

Like, do we, who do we have that is actually? But not because of his intelligence. No, no. he don't hit no no no yeah well no that's what i'm asking like what are we even fettisoned i guess right now we've been asking a lot of things over the past five minutes but i guess right now i'm saying yeah what actors do we have that Mclovin that you could cast for forest yeah like Michael sarah or something like Tom Hanks jr would be great Tom Hanks Jr what's his name is sure oh Colin

chett no i'm talking about yeah Colin hits chet is you know but now check could line up because he is. Yeah, 30%. Yeah, yeah, he's 30%. He's definitely the thing I've said to many times. He's definitely 30%.

Yeah. But, like. But yeah, now, Salomey, he wouldn't, he don't, he don't make sense for that.

He's too. Uh, John C. Riley? I'd like to see. He's way too old. I'd like to see Johnny Hill play Bubba. I don't know how that would work,

but it would hit for me. John Hill playing. White, Wubba. So I texted y'all, and none of us have seen it, I'm pretty sure, but I,

after Elon Musk got booed off the stage at Chappelle's show. Super hip. I was like, I was, yeah, it did super hip, but I,

that led me down a Chappelle rabbit hole. And I didn't know, and because I think it wasn't widely distributed. I don't think any of y'all have seen it. And I haven't either. But apparently in the mid-90s,

Chappelle made a short film where he played the black version of Forrest Gump. Shut the fuck up. And ended up, I mean, yeah, it's on Wikipedia. Did he hide it?

Or he's like, where he ended up accidentally being in the, the Rodney King riots and accidentally being part of the, yeah, it's super fun, the OJ trial. Did that shit? That's what I read. Word?

I bet either he hit it or a production company situation. Like, yeah, I mean, I don't know. I just, I read it. Yeah,

right. Hey, can I do it? And then I just went, we're almost done. Can I do a quick circle back? I don't remember if it was this episode. Rudolph?

Or last week since we did them back to back. But y'all were talking about like vaping and them trying to be illegal. No, that was it did. very beginning. That was this episode. My New Year's Resolution. Do you know that Zen got recalled and they were calling a lot of those dip?

The Zen is like a fake dip. It's like the, uh, it's like the Norwegian type of pouch. It just got recalled. What happens? They found glass in it or something like that. Well, that's what they did with old dip. That's what I always heard. That's what I liked about it.

I always heard that fiberglass and it might. It cuts your lips so it would go. The nicotine would go in there. Make it quicker, but that also a good way to get cancer. I think that's, that's what I was. That's the type of thing that'll happen with the vapes. After the flavor, it's going to like, they'll find something. Oh, dude.

This is worse. It's cancer. It's cancer. It's cancer. We're sucking down cancer. This is going to like get in my kidneys and fucking destroy me. No, this is. Here's the problem.

Here's the problem with vapes. You have to work so hard to compensate for that. Meaning your workouts and all these things are going to incrementally kind of chip away at the damage you're doing with that. But at the end of the day, this thing has to be doing to your lungs at least. To your lungs at least. Mr. Butte. Motorboat.

Mr. But what you're saying? Steamboat. Steamboat. Steamboat. But yeah, it's just a thing. We don't need, this is going to be a positive note. But I don't think humans need much to live on. And so like there are, there's things.

Every New Year's, everyone's going to be like, I got to stop. doing this, this, this, this. And because they know they don't need it. At the core. Right. They don't fucking need it. You shouldn't need it. You don't need much to be alive.

Yeah, but all those things hit. But they'll hit. But if you leave them and you figure out a way to be without them, you're fine. Steady state's fine. You definitely get used to steady state. And I just haven't been in it for like decade now. I've been smoking and this. I quit for two a little bit, this that.

Bro. I don't know. I don't know that the steady state is fine. I can't get that. You think so? What's a steady state? Say state is just like water, water, a little bit food, and you should be fine. You shouldn't need any other external.

I need a head challenge. No one I know who did that as an adult is steady at all. Sure. They're all nuts. They all nuts. Really? Because it's funny because I feel like I think of like Mormons and shit, which I guess are like necessarily nuts.

Welcome back, Corey. I don't. We'd like to welcome back. Corey. But you know what I'm saying. Like I feel like you got to act like Mormon's head. No. So I don't know. This does not, did not turn pro-Mormon.

I'm saying people that have the people that are totally steady state, what you're saying? Boring. They're boring. Is this a real thing? It's not that they're, it's not that they're, it's not that no, it's not that they're boring. It's just like, in my head I'm like, I don't know how you do that. Right, right, right. That's a lot. Like with nothing. Live life with nothing. Like,

No vice. Not no. Yeah. There's no caffeine, no dirt, no weed, no beer, no nothing. What? I can't even, brough. Brough. Brough. Having, like, you can't have caffeine?

But my argument is you should be able to live without all that shit. The human body's built to be without that stuff. Sure, sure. Of course. Dude, you're obviously right about that. But I'm saying, but there's something about striving for that. I think as soon as the caveman found fucking leaves to chew on. Mushrooms.

They was chewing on that shit. No, you're right. The human body is built to not hit. But we found ways to make it without anything. We found ways to hit. And these goddamn Mormons were just like, these goddamn Mormons were just like, no. Steady State, not hit.

We should stay not hitting. And that ain't it. Like, dude, fuck all that. Now, granted, like, none of us is like hardcore Christian. Like, we was growing up. up Christian. Was we? Dude, all these fucking Mormons

that are like, I can't have no co-cola or celebrate no motherfucking birthday. Like, get the fuck out of here with your bullshit. Like, we have to sin. Do you understand me? Like,

I think it's part of your whole religion. I've always felt that way too. I've always felt like people need you something. Like, you need a sin. The whole religion is built around sin. It's fucking wild. You guys are wild.

Do something. Like, are you fucking kidding me that you're going to sit there? and just be like every single goddamn worldly temptation that I have. Nah, that's God. And he's testing me. Get the fuck out of here, man. I like to take that test. Fucking jack off.

Drink caffeine? Fucking caffeine. I need to have something to get through my fucking day. God don't want me to do that. Fuck your God. But there's nothing wrong with Cassie. Fuck your goddamn God. First of all, my gods.

Yeah. Fuck my gods. All of them. Dude, Mormons are fucking idiots. We are all over the place right now. Are not Mormon idiots? Are not Mormons? They are.

They are. I'm saying that whole bullshit of like, you can't have a birthday or a Coke. Get the fuck out of here. Like, at least my religion is like... I think that's Jehovah's Witness with the birthday. Okay.

Well, fuck them too. They don't have all of them. Why I'm at it. Dude, all of them are dumb. I'll fucking shit on Christians too, but I'm just saying like... All of them are done. But they are like that.

Are not they? Hey, if it feels good, it's wrong. Get the fuck out of here. If it feels good, I should do it. No, that's not my argument.

Because we have like a blip left here on earth to exist. Yeah, say something about that. Mr. Stay steady. Yeah, you fucking three-arm God motherfucker. It's actually eight-arm. Oh, okay.

You undercount every time. What color is he purple? It's pretty easier to stay steady if you got eight arms. I'm just saying, dude, like I went to school with these motherfuckers. By the way, me and Tuchar are both high as fuck right now. So it's not like he's just saying. Do y'all take gummies? We've been hitting this bait.

But my point is, he's just saying that he's trying to do things to improve his life. He's not saying that he's going to. I'm not saying, I'm not saying bad thing. Oh, shit, I hear it. I'm not, I'm not saying, listen, listen, all. I'm not, I'm not saying. That's what was wrong with me or other. I'm, I'm front of the line when it comes to, like, having a good time.

You guys know this. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, sex club. I love all, you know, I like vices. I'm a big fan. Oh, I love vice.

Vice. Vice power, right? Vast power. But I will say. I'm the vice president. I will say that every new year's people that every new year's people talk about what I'm going to try to fucking curtail. I'm going to try to pull back on. Why do they do that?

Because they know fucking eating ice cream every night at fucking one o'clock and going to bed is a night on your body and you know it deep down but you keep kind of doing it but I'm saying take that to the ultimate end and you should have a clean life that is not based on fucking vaping or this and that and I know how fucking hard is I'm not gonna start I'm not saying that

I'm not saying that but you're gonna suffer in your own life well yeah but that's just stupid thing it makes sense we're in hell there is there is a version of life I'm with you. He's doing what he does.

Right, right, right. He puts it all through the prism of fucking Jesus and that shit. And I... Because I'm with you, it don't have to be like that. Kids, your kids. No goddamn Jesus prison. Yes, you did. Listen, your kids.

How old are they? Right. So you didn't mean actual hell. You didn't mean like Jesus hell. No, I just meant that like we're all living in hell. I'm just saying... Like, when I say hell, I don't mean Jesus hell because I don't believe in Jesus. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? I'm saying that like we're all in the afterlife already. Like this is all right. Like every single thing that we're doing is hell. But I got, okay. Yeah, one time I had acid and was convinced to that, dude. That this is hell? Yeah, and like we just keep, like the universe keeps expanding and contracted

and we're just stuck here over and over again, reliving the same lives. Yeah, that makes sense to me. Me too. I didn't like it. I think that's a good note to leave this. Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. No, we're wrong.

Good luck. You act like I do. Good luck at 2023. Yeah, yeah. Good luck in hell, people. Oh, is this the New Year's episode? Mm-hmm. Okay, y'all have a good time.

Sorry about all the bleeps that I put in. This is the last episode before 2020. Okay. Well, yep. Y'all have fun. And, uh... Sang it. Thank you all for listening to the Weaverhead show.

I'm sorry for all the things that bleep throughout this show. Thank you. Tune in next week Have you got nothing to do? Thank you. God bless you. Good night and skis. Happy New Year.