wellRED podcast - #319 - Can’t we all just get along and have a Bud Light?

Episode Date: April 19, 2023

This week the boys talk about the insanely stupid Bud Light boycott, including Travis Tritt, Kid Rock, and Marjorie Taylor Greene’s dumbass reactions to it… but we also talk about the not-so-funny implications of the whole thing. Then Drew leads a discussion on the Drag bill and what it means.Speaking of… watch Drew’s mini special Tennessee’s A Drag on his YouTube channel! Check out all the shows in the Skewniverse: Puttin’ On Airs, Gravy Baby, Weekly SkeewsGo to TraeCrowder.com for ticketsFor bonus Trae go to patreon.com/TraeCrowderFor Bonus Corey go to PartTimeFunnyMan.com

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They're the they're the liberal red necks they like cornbread but sex they care way too much but don't give a fuck. They're the liberal rednecks that makes some people. So here we are, uh, three big old dicks that you can sun. So here we are, uh, Trey, before you hopped on here, I was explaining to Drew how I'd got him this present a long time ago. And I had lost it. It's a belt buckle of the 1982 World's Fair in Knoxville, which is, it's just fucking fire. Like honestly, I would have like, it's something that I would have kept for myself. But like when I saw it, I was like, it would be unfair for me to get this. and not give it to Drew because it just screams Drew, you know. And we started it looks just like it.

Yeah, exactly. And like we started talking about, uh, we started talking about like logos and commemorative brands and stuff. And I was explaining how, you know, I've got now I've got the 2022 or excuse me, the 2021 and 2022 official Coca-Cola Georgia Bulldogs National Champions bottles sitting next to the 1981 that was my papas that I've had and how cool that shit is. And we were just talking about like nostalgia brands. You know what I mean?

And how they become like almost art? Because like Red Man Marlboro stuff. Like those things like my dad had a Red Man belt buckle that I stole because I was like, this is cool that he hadn't worn in years. Yeah. Like when you when you wear a Budweiser T-shirt with that old school logo on it, it's not usually a person going, I support the brand so much. It's just like this looks badass. That Miller Highland.

That girl on the moon, dude. Oh, yeah. I've seen people with that tattoo, and it's always a sweet tattoo. What's your, what's, what's some, some old logos and brand art that hits for you?

I mean, y'all know, maybe, uh, not, it's hard for me to think of something. I mean, like,

uh, it's hard for me to think anything that hits. You know, yeah, well, no, it's just, I don't care about,

apart from the rebel. flag, rest in peace. Yeah, right. Yeah, I just don't really. I mean, you know, I'm not a big fashion guy at all or like an aesthetics guy. I'm wearing a, you know, I'll wear a VOL shirt, which is what I got on right now.

But I just don't really care about that kind of thing. Do you remember, though? But like, do you remember, like, sure that you had ants or me, ma'amels that I had? If you're talking about the Marlboro miles shit, I, like, I had a fucking like, my school

backpack for most of middle school was a Marlboro Miles backpack that my mama cat got from from them. And also, it just don't hit for me. I also had a mountain dew jacket that was got with Pepsi points or whatever. I can't believe that would come up immediately. Yeah, right. Well, I mean, I had that stuff, but I hadn't thought about that stuff in years. true and Corey. When we had to wear that shit, and it wasn't cool back then.

So fuck y'all for look at what we're appropriating trades forced upon him culture. Yeah. I mean, I did look. Dude, that stuff did hit for us. Can we talk about how unselfish? Yeah, Mama earned that one diabetes at a time. Can we talk about how unselfish mama cat was to use some of her marlborough points to get you a backpack? because, like, everybody knows, like, just one step up is some pretty sweet fucking lawn chairs that she could have been sitting in.

You know what I mean? Mama God. Jake Head. She said, her body, baby. Jake Head used to have a joke about being Florida trash. And I cannot remember how it went, just the punchline being, like, are you the type of trash that is? Are you the type of trash that? It's like, no, I'm the type of trash where Dad used his marble points at Christmas.

And we were very grateful. Yeah. And then Pepsi points that you got the. Mountain Dew Jacket with like, you know, at a time, you could have saved those up for a jet. You remember when that guy did that? And then they sued him. We talked about it on P.O.A. last week or the week before. Yeah, he, that's putting on airs, by the way, our other podcast you should listen to.

For anybody that doesn't listen to that doesn't know what we're talking about. When they had the Pepsi points, they had a commercial that included like a fighter jet in it. And it was like, you know, a bit or a joke. But the commercial implies that you can get this jet with Pepsi. PEPsy points and this dude. But you know how he went about it though, Drew? He didn't save up the amount of Pepsi points. He bought them, yeah.

Paid it paid for them because it was part of their, the fine print of their competition. You could purchase 15 Pepsi points for X dollars or something like that. Right. And so he just bought a shitload of Pepsi points. Like took out a loan, right? I don't know if he took out a loan or not. I think he might have just been loaded, but he sent Pepsi a check for $800,000 and said, I want to purchase X number of Pepsi points and exchange them for that FFSI.

15 or whatever the fuck kind of jet it was. Great deal. They wouldn't do it. That's a fucking awesome deal for those things cost millions of dollars. You can't even get one rocket. No, for that. For $800,000,

you can't afford not to buy a fighter jet. I'm like, dude. And he saw that clearly. And it's like, you're never going to get a better deal than this. And then perhaps he was like, well,

we weren't serious about that. He took their asses to court, but did not win, though. Which is bullshit. Yeah. frankly, because they didn't say in the commercial that they were joking. No.

You know what I mean? Like, clearly the reason he lost is because Pepsi has great fucking lawyers. I thought he won. Like, I didn't look into it. I just, that's how I remember the story. Did you guys just look into that and definitely know he lost? Yeah. Or did it just go away?

Was it just like, no, they ruled against him. I think they ruled that, like, you know, no reason to Morris. Yeah, exactly. reasonable person could have actually believed that they would give you a fighter jet or whatever. And that was a real good. I do like the only a moron defense. Yeah. Your Honor. Look at this fucking idiot. You think he really believed he could get a jet or do you think he's scamming us, Pepsi, a mom and pop shop. It should be pointed out that this idiot had $800,000. You know what I mean? So like, he's a crafty fucking idiot. By the way, during this conversation,

me and Drew were having an off mic, we also got into like, You know, the, like I just mentioned the famous Budweiser logo, and I believe Drew was positing that, like, you know, Drew says, and I agree with this. Like, when Miller Light, like, it was during True Detective, when they brought back that old can, I started drinking Miller Light and I swear to God it tastes better because I never liked Miller Life. 100% taste better. But I liked it because of that. And then he started talking about how Budweiser, like, that can, it, Budweiser is so much better than Bud Light. Like, it's crazy. and that can is like a big deal of it.

Like me and my buddies, and I think we might have talked about it. We always used to say like, why don't the Bud Light can be exactly the same as the Budweiser? It just blew. Like have that same style just be blue. Like how much more badass would that be? Well, and there's also a theory too that that's why Bud Light's so much more popular than Budweiser. People say it's because of calories. It's pretty gay.

We're going to get into that. But people say it has less. It's real gay. Because it has less calories, which is also gay. But in the 70s, no one cared about that. They didn't know what it meant. And when the Budlite started coming out, I think that was late 70s, 80s. I could be wrong about that.

It was because of the diet stuff, but like that was mostly at the time for women. It being blue is a big theory as to why it actually surpassed Budweiser in popularity. It's just like that red makes people feel a little. I mean, dude, sometimes I think it's why Tennessee gets screwed over by refs, Trey. That bright orange just makes everybody mad. I mean, I don't disagree with that. You know, it certainly upsets me. Yeah, but Red don't make people mad.

It makes people scared. Yeah, exactly. The rest are like, I'm not throw that fucking flag, this doodle. And Pete makes everybody feel calm. Well, since we got, statistically speaking, red cars get more tickets. I don't know. I was going to say, I'm still on flags. The Raiders have been flagged, you know, more than pretty much everybody, anybody ever.

And a lot of people have posited that it's because of their... Pops hate black people. The fact that they carry switchblades in their pads. Yeah, that, that whole thing. It's like their look and their mistake or whatever. It's like they're the bad guys or even though they suck. Like a bad guy that don't hit or that's like, you can't be a villain. It's like, y'all are like taser face from guardies.

galaxy too. Yeah, exactly. But they still have to pay the price for it. It's also cartoonish. It's very loony tunes for the villain to lose just comically bad every time. It's literally like, oh, you're a quality coyote. And their owner is a cartoon. So, I mean, it's a villain.

It's a shit show. Is he a villain? Or is he just a stupid, kind of nice man? Let me tell you something about everyone who owns a professional sports team. Yeah, right. They're the villain. him. Well, okay, he's true. He inherited the sports team, though. And his dad and Al Davis never had any other kind of money. He didn't have oil money or nothing like that. He got in on the ground floor, the AFL and was a coach of the Raiders and then bought him for like a song, you know, like back when you could get him for fucking nothing. And then was the owner as the brand skyrocketed in value or whatever. And I was like Al Davis was, you know, I was going to say he was evil, but also he wasn't. He was like insane. progressive, like super fucking progressive his whole career.

Like for any time, really. Like he had, he hired the first female coach once. Yeah. But he, uh, Air Bud, anyway. And then you just say Air Budlop? I did.

Yeah. Mark Davis, they say like drives a fucking 95 astrovan or something and eats it. He looks like a lady that would drive an astro van. Yeah. Like he's. flies southwest and shit. Like, but he cuts his own fucking hair.

I didn't know any of this. I didn't know any of this, dude. This is awesome. This is all true. He does not cut his own hair, although it looks like he does. This is so much worse. He drives like 150 miles to get his haircut that way, that awful way, by the same guy he's always gone to for 30 years or whatever.

And like. So, out of Davis is the evil. He's the dumbest rich guy. Yes. Yeah, right. Well, because I was about to say all that kind of hits. for me, but as a writer's fan, just to be clear, he's a fucking idiot.

Yeah, he's incompetent. He don't hit at the job. Is he also a lunatic? I don't know. He's a sticky shit. Like what, I mean, what's lunatic he shit? Man, I don't know. Like, he, he, he,

I pretty much told you. His house is a week outside because he, he likes the way it makes his hair smell. Like, you know, I don't know. I wouldn't surprise me. I think that he's just like what would happen to any dumb fuck that got a bunch of, like so much money that he almost can't blow it all. Like, this is just the actions of that person.

And the NFL will help surround him with people. He has every opportunity to succeed as a rich person in that organization because they do not want him to lose all his money in a one trip or whatever. Yeah, he's got a board that like, I mean, obviously he has the final say on things, but I'm sure that he's got a trusted board that is like, okay, listen, we can't have a ballerina as a punter. I know that you want us to, but like, we probably shouldn't do that shit. Okay. How about a Russian then? That'll work. Trey, we were, I wanted to, uh, use that. I'm glad we talked about the Raiders. I'm always having to talk about the Raiders, but I did want

that whole Bud Light Budweiser thing to lead us into this whole Bud Light protest thing. Uh, and it's, it's, it's, I would say that it's like, well, that's old news now, because it's over a week but I just recently saw a video today of this dude, and he got arrested after this. He was in a Walmart, and he was being filmed, and he went to the beer segment. Did you send us that? Yeah, well, maybe somebody else did, too. Well, I think I saw it independently after you'd sent it, and I was too far up in the group. But either way, so you know what I'm talking about.

This guy is just fucking in the beer section at Walmart, first throwing Bud Lights down, but then seemingly just throwing every single beer. Like, this dude, like, I mean, would you say that, with how much alcohol he spilled out. I mean, it was at least $1,000 worth of damage, like maybe more. Well, let's get into it. Let's be Walmart Beer Man Truthers here. If you zoom in, it's blurry, but I do think he's stuck with Anheuser Bush products.

Yeah, because there was a Bush. Yeah, but I did see somebody pointing that out. They're like, he's not even doing the right thing. He's throwing Bushlight. And it's like, well, actually, he's technically he's following it to the letter. Because a lot of people, like, you'll see senators be like, I'm never drinking Bud Light again. They'll open their fridge and there will be like a bushlight and they don't think about that.

Yeah, he's boycotting Disney and ESPN. He's going to the full way with it. Yes, so many people did not. He's not watching Air Bud Light anymore. That's very funny. He didn't give enough credit. So at first, I didn't really know, like, here's what I knew about the whole Bud Light thing. A bunch of people who don't hit for me said that they were boycott and Bud Light.

Therefore, I knew that Bud Light was in the ride on something, and that's pretty much all I needed to know. But I've since found out, like, so it's a specific, it's a specific person. It's Dylan Mulvaney, who is a transgender woman. And what had happened was this, this wasn't like a national campaign of Budwisers. This was literally just one of those like paid sponsorships on Instagram that they do with a ton of people. I mean, I did, though. Do me too. Like I had one with Astroglide.

It wasn't a national thing, and I'm sure they had other different types of people because they're just trying to reach, you know, broader audiences. Speaking of us being gay with ours, I have one right now with Tushy. You can check it out. Word, nice. That's great. They sent me too badays. They were like, this got a real stink. Give him to him too.

Oh, dude, I got to holler at him because I want one of them badez. I told him to holler at you. I said, I know a guy who's right up your alley. Yeah, I love getting shit. Well, water, go up my butt. But, you know, I love that. But so it was a paid promotion for Bud Light. So they sent, I think Dylan Mulvaney's preferred pronouns are she, her, I think.

You're correct. Okay, right on. I would be willing to be wrong and I would make a redaction. 99% you're correct. Yeah, well, she was dressed like Holly Go Lightly, so I just have to, you know. So they give her this a bunch of Bud Bud lights. One of them has her face on it, just so that she will, like, show people this. And the gimmick was she was supposed to.

to tell everybody, hey, Bud Light's having a sweepstakes where if you just film yourself drinking a Bud Light, you could be entered to win $15,000. That's it. And let me, to give a little bit more context, she's an influencer who has a lot of- Very popular. Eat Prey-Lovie type followers. Like she is a very makeup, aesthetic type. And the whole gag or whatever, the whole gag or whatever was, I know it's March Madness,

but I don't know anything about sports. It was like, we don't know anything about sports. Do we girls? I just wanted to give that context because to me it makes it even more ridiculous that they were... Right. Because it was like...

Even we'd give a shit. They were like, this isn't even for your demographic. It was like, yeah, that was the whole fucking point of the campaign was to reach new demographics. Yeah, yes, dude. It's like when...

It's like when every year the Super Bowl halftime comes around and every year people are like, what the fuck, man? Why ain't Hank playing it? Why ain't Ted Nugent playing it? It's like, because they already got you, you dumbass.

Like, you're already watching the fucking thing. They're trying to have the weekend. They're trying to have Rihanna so that they'll get people that they normally don't get. So the first news I saw about it, obviously, was Kid Rock outside, blasting, missing, for the most part, by the way. Got AR-15, and he's just going ham on these Budlights, and I think he hit like three. And then I don't know if y'all know this, but Travis Tritt said that he was banning them. from all of his venues. And then,

yeah, but no, even, not really. All he had the power to do was like, he's taking it off his rider. Which is like, who gives a fuck,

bro? Like, yeah, 12 beers a night, they're out. Travis Trick can't stop the fucking Des Moines County Fair or wherever the fuck he's at from, from,

you know, selling Bud Light or whatever. Like, he literally was just like, I'm not going to have it in the green room anymore. Oh, yeah. Who gets that a in statement or whatever.

Like, it's so stupid. Corey, can you do a screen share and pull up? Type in Travis Trit in blue fringe leather. Oh, yeah. And then show the world this picture. I like the one where he's like holding his knee, the one from the meme, the one that got meme to death. He looked gay in both of them, but, you know, which is fine. I mean, it was, you know, a lot of people look gay back, back there.

Performers. Let me see if I can do this. Sorry, guys. While you're trying to figure out, he had a little twittered back and forth with Zach Brine. Zach Brine continues to, in my opinion, just call balls and strikes and knock everything out of the park that comes his way in terms of a man becomes famous basically overnight at 24. We'll see how it goes. And he just was like, look, I like Travis Tripp, but what the fuck? Is that a little back and forth on Twitter?

That one's great. Yeah, that is fucking great. I don't know if I can do that. There's another one that Trace is talking about that shows more of his face and he looks a lot happier to be dressed like a woman. But look at that. That dude's mad at trans people. Travis Tripp meme, maybe. It's like it's one where he's sitting there smiling, holding his, he's in all denim.

I think he's holding his, what the hell I've seen it so many times. That's a, I mean, that one's good too. Oh, there it is. It's one right to the left of it. Okay, hold on. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I see him holding me. Yeah. Yeah. It looks like a seventh grade. Commer, comma, comma, comma, camillian. No, not that one's good too. Toplet.

Not it. That one is Photoshop's, but it's hilarious. That one? Yeah. Dude. So Isbel tweeted the other day. Can you know, because Texas banned, like, men from wearing makeup at their shows or whatever, and fucking Isbell tweeted.

Let's see how Travis Tritt navigates this one. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I mean, can they do? I don't, does that mean they can't film shit there anymore or like, right? I don't know. It's just live shows like every, you know, TV and production and shit, you wear makeup. Like, dude, there's a lot of way, reasons that people wear makeup that aren't queer, Texas.

Yeah, right. And also, I wear the queer ones are fine. I'm wearing makeup right now. Yeah. I've said it before, but like, it's, it is a slight unfortunate thing that we live in a timeline this stupid and we took, they took the R word from us. And they should have taken, no. I know.

I said that in 2000. and 16, I was like, we pulled the trigger on that word way too soon, you know. Man, and it's like, I want people to understand, too, because I know how some of our fans get sensitive about this stuff. And I get it. Like, we're not making fun of Travis Tripp for dressing like a woman. We're pointing out that like, it's a, he or you're like, no, that's what men do is we wear fringe and makeup and tease our hair.

Fucking, no, they don't. And that's like, they should, men should tease their hair and wear tight jeans and makeup. But they don't. I know. Like, you're just, it's so weird, the hairs you're split. and teasing and fucking shampooing and I saw curling and all that. I saw, um, uh, I knew as soon as I saw as Kid Rock doing that, I knew there was going to be some grifter come through with fucking Patriot

Ale or whatever. Yeah. And they've already done that. It already exists. I can't remember the name of it. You mean Sam Adams? God damn it. It's funny.

But you know what I mean? Like fucking the black rifle coffee company of beer. I think it's called right beer. Yeah, something, right beer. I think you're right. I think it is right beer anyway. So stupid. The guy the pitch man for it's like just throwing baseballs and shoole shit while talking about beer and stuff.

Nothing wrong with this. Throwing baseballs like a queer. Yeah. Nothing wrong with that. No, but it is a thing. But I knew that it was going to happen. But also like it would need to happen because like there, first of all, Anheuser-Busch, I think, is owned by some large mega conglomerate that owns even more brands of beers.

That is accurate. It goes even deeper. Like it's something about A, B, Mb. Yeah, it's like German or Swedish or something. Anyway. They're German and the one who owns Miller is South African. You know,

the two countries known historically as being the only ones more evil than us. Yeah. Well, that probably hits for them. That does hit for them. Like, oh, I didn't know the Nazis were in on this. That hits. Oh, and the people who did segregation until 2010? A part high.

Hell yeah. Oh, ooh. Was it really 2010? No. No, it was just like 90. It was 94. It was 94. Okay.

I can't believe that I didn't just believe you. So anyway, there's that, but also then like Coors, Miller, their major competitors, they're all super queer too. I don't know if they've found that out or if they care about it. But I mean, like, they'll do all. They have done tons of, like, pride. They sponsor pride parades and rainbow bottles and all this shit. Was we, they all do it.

And so what, and you know those people got to drink something. It's like, what the fuck are they supposed to drink? And then, you know, so I knew somebody would come through. I wanted to give you a couple more. I'm sure it's God awful, by the way. Oh, that reminds me of something that pisses me off. Well, so is but, like, to be fair. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's fine.

That reminds me of something that really, really pisses me off about this aspect of the culture war is I've seen a lot of comments being like people pointing out what you just pointed out, Trey, and people being like, Yeah, but it's just so down our throats now. It started out like, okay, let Corzlai sponsor a parade. And now next thing you know, we've got, you know, their whole spokesperson is trans. And it's like, the person shoving this down your throat is Fox News and Kid Rock. And Kid Rock. It did not know about this. No.

This happened a month ago. It's an influencer campaign. It was one influencer's campaign. It wasn't a fucking Super Bowl commercial. And the only way that you would have seen it is if her shit was in your fucking algorithm. follower right exactly that was only for like her massive group of followers who are into that shit no one's shoving anything down your throat yeah there you go drew good point it's now we're trying to figure out oh how are they finding out what all the trans people are doing exactly what is the number one porn search in tennessee trans it absolutely is well that's not the word they search for on porn hub but yeah similar word yeah yeah well when it's

corn you know yeah that's a category right yeah it's a category right yeah i want to give a couple more quotes. A lot of slur. It's a category. Hey, if you're talking about a transmission, can you say that? I think so. Yeah, right. My trainee's out. Yeah.

Yeah. On your truck. I mean, I don't know. Yeah. But I think you should be able to. Hey, Trey, if you have a question like that, ask Corey. Yeah. A ruling now.

Yep, you can say a couple more. Drew mentioned the R word earlier. I met this young comic in a green room a couple nights ago at an L.A. show and came in one of the first things he said was like he was like if he was like totally sincere who's like he's like hey have you guys heard the r words coming back but he didn't say the word he just said the word and he was he was hype he was like all smiles he's like it's coming back and i was like really that's great that's great news buddy it is great news like for the yeah i don't know where he got that from but he's younger than me he's like you know i don't know

he's probably 25 something like that but uh well speaking They've been saying it, dude. That's all I can say. They've been saying it. Plus, they're all gay so they can say all those words. This is like seemingly straight white guy was just dropping F slurs left and right the other day to the point where I was like to somebody else. I go, what's up with that guy? And they were like, oh, he's pansexual.

And I was like, yeah. They were like, oh, he's pansexual. Yeah. And I even. And they were like, oh, he's pansexual. And I was like, is that how it works? Hey, I don't know. I like pans.

You know, hey, speaking of the R word. I'm fucking nothing, never one of its cups. Speaking of the R word, Marjorie Taylor Green had this to say on Twitter. She put a picture of a Coors Light case in the back of our vehicle, and the accompanying caption said, I would have bought the king of beers, but it changed its gender to the queen of beers. Fucking roasted, motherfucker. That's not even...

It's stupid. That's Bud Weiser. I know. Bitch. Yeah. She also said change its IT apostrophe as. Yeah. Speaking of slurs, fuck that,

cunt. Yeah. I do want to give my favorite quote of this whole situation. That comes from... I got one too. Okay, good. That comes from my buddy Bubba. And for those of you wondering, yes, this Bubba is like any other Bubba that you have ever met.

I've never met a Bubba that weren't a goddamn Bubba. And he might be the... the Bubbaist of all Bubba's that I know. He said, and I quote, he's a big Mickelope Ultra drinker. He said, if Mickelope Ultra shaped all of their beer, let's see, it was, if Mickelob Ultra had a trans person, be their spokesman, and shaped all the bottles like a dick, I would still drink every goddamn drop out of it. Fuck all these idiots.

And that, to me, is like, because Bubba is not in any way like a woke person. He's just a logical person that's very libertarian in his ways of just like, listen, if something don't affect me, I don't give a fuck about it? And I do think that like, don't you think that's probably the silent majority of most people is like, I don't give a shit? Like, this will be over a week, right? Dude, yes. They're not going to, these idiots aren't going to fucking take down Anheuser Bush. By the way, their stock hasn't dropped at all. Of course.

That's related to the quote I was going to share. And I mentioned this on stage in Portland because I just thought this was so goddamn funny. Like their lack of self-awareness never ceases to amaze. Some like Portland? Some right-wing, well, no, I feel like Portland extremely self-aware, actually. They are. But no, some right-wing commentator I saw on Twitter when this all first got started, right? He said, his tweet said something like he said, first we boycotted Netflix because of their sexualization of children, right?

then we boycotted Disney for their overwoke policies. Then we boycotted Carhart for whatever the fuck Carhart did, a vaccine requirement or something like that. And it was like, now we're boycotting Bud Light. When will these corporations learn their lesson? And I was like, oh, right, yeah. Oh, no, no, I left out a huge one.

And after Netflix, he said, then we boycotted the NFL for disrespecting the flag, right? And he ends it with when will they learn their lesson? It's like, all right, you know, every up-and-coming corporation in this country, He's in a boardroom not now going like, well, we can't be woke. We might end up like Disney and the NFL. Like, it's just so stupid that they actually think that.

Like, you're, M&Ms, too. You can't, you're not doing anything. These guys, I made a video once when they, this is a little different, but they boycotted Target years back. Like when we, when I first started hitting, they boycotted Target for something. And my old point was like, dude, Target's fucking thrilled that you're not coming in their story. Stupid trash, you dip of shit. Fucking Target don't want you there. Like, most of these companies don't want your fucking garbage money.

Fucking R words. Yeah. Speaking of M&M's, they went so far with that. They made me want to fuck the green M&M. Like at first I was like, what are we doing here? And yeah, they was like, what the fuck are they talking about? And then like the fifth time I seen them talking about it, I was like, I would fuck the shit out of that. Dude, fucking M&M and then suck your own dick afterwards.

Like, that's a good. day. Let me do my favorite quote then. Let me do a quick shout out to our boy Sam Talent. Currently blowing up. The world has finally found out what we've known for years. And he got to do Rogan. The man went on Rogan.

Nice. I know he makes films about that, but that's obviously. That's great for a comedian. He can buy a house next year because of this. 100%. And to his credit, Rogan's also giving him fucking shit. Talking about how dumb it is.

So Rogan, I got to lay the groundwork for the quote a little bit. Rogan says something like, would we do this with cheesecake? He's talking about how stupid it was to do it with Bud Light. They're drinking Bud Light as they talk about this. He's like, will we do this with cheesecake? If fucking the Cheesecake Factory came out with some bomb-ass new flavor, and they were like, this is the Antifa cheesecake. I'd still fucking eat it.

I'd eat it every day if it was good. Of course. If it was good. And then Sam Talent goes, yeah, man, when Isis comes out with Bear Claw donuts, I'm eating those fucking Isis Bearclaw donuts. Dude, I'm glad that you. brought that up about like not doing it to other corporations or whatever because another thing that happened right as we were hitting because I had a bit about it was the whole Chick-fil-A

situation, you know, and the internet was still big back then, not as big as it is now, but like in that whole situation of Chick-fil-A doing this whole thing that like, you know, people that support LGBTQ people weren't going to go to Chick-Fleigh, I didn't see one goddamn video of some queer running up into Chick-fil-A and throwing all their fucking sandwiches against the wall. You know what I'm saying? I mean,

there definitely was a lot of hand-wringing about not supporting them. I'll grant people that. Of course. I will grant them that too. There definitely was, but like it was mostly, I'm just not going to eat that anymore.

And also, there was plenty of people, like I saw some of the early videos that were like going viral about it. It was gay people basically being like, look, it ain't my fault that this is my favorite. chicken sandwich. I'm going to keep going there. And of course, as we all know, whenever

something you like, you find out that it, this is the basis of my whole bit, when you find out that it's evil, you just fall back on the old crutch that I always do of, hey, no ethical consumption under capitalism, right? When it's a thing you like. So I just wanted to point that out. And I didn't mention this, Budlite stock prices have not dropped, but at multiple of their factories, they have had people plant bomb. None of them exploded, but they've had multiple people plant bombs or call in bomb threats. So a little bit different. Jesus Christ.

And on that note, one thing I think that we should say, and I think this is important when we're having conversations like this all the time. You know, the whole thing with Chick-Dillay was this dude's giving money to groups that are trying to pass policies we disagree with. And the whole thing with Bud Light was they've gone woke. you're trying to ram something down our throats with this trans agenda or whatever. It's also okay to point out that not only are these people stupid because they're shooting up bud like hands and that's dumb. It makes no sense. That they bought. That they bought.

This is such a dumb way to go about this. They're also just like disgustingly morally wrong. And I mean that so sincerely. And there's nothing unfortunately funny about this part of it. But like if you genuinely think that a trans person, shouldn't get a job at a company you like, you are a fucking piece of shit. That is literally no different than a black person

shouldn't have a job at Bud Light. 100% or a gay person shouldn't have a job at Bud Light. What you're saying is, I don't, I hate these people so much that they can't even like what I like. Yes, exactly. That's so fucking gross. Like the stupidity of it aside,

you just don't want these people to exist. And the fact that we're still there, it's really mind-boggling. And I genuinely can't believe people aren't shame for that. Like, I get while we're shaming them for being stupid, but I can't believe... I'm being serious. I can't believe people are.

No, that's a great point. I can't believe I'm saying this. I thought Kid Rock was better than that. Like, not better than shooting up cans like a moron, but I really genuinely thought he at least was smart enough and that our country was good enough for people to be like, so wait, trans people just can't have work now? Have anything that.

Right. That's a great point, Like with the difference in the whole Chick-fil-A, like when they do it versus when we do it, it would, they're basically making it out to be like, Budlott saying that straight people can't have beers now. Like they look at everything as you're taking something away from me instead of you're including someone else in the conversation, whereas the Chick-fil-A thing was, as you said, because they were giving to charities who were supporting policies that was discriminating against gay people. Well, Christians in this country, a lot of them genuinely believe they're the most discreet. discriminated against group.

Yeah, I know. That's like, unironical thing, dude. That's like they live off that. They're persecution complex. Yeah. Fuck them. And also for the record,

I kind of thought the chick flay thing was dumb. I know I get shit for that, but it's just like, it's not going to work. It's just going to give them more. Like, and it's what happened. Chick-filet made a bunch of money off that.

Like, it just doesn't work anymore. You can't do that. Well, they're obviously two different. Go ahead. Well, I was just going to say,

I mean, even a couple, I mean, it was probably a couple more like a couple months ago now, but we had that whole conversation on here where I was talking about, you know, the left was talking about boycott and Harry Potter shit, J.K. Rauling shit or whatever. And I was saying, like, I'm not going to do that. And I gave all the reasons that I wasn't going to do. And part of it was like, me and my son are definitely watching those movies. Yeah. You know, granted I already own them. So like, what am I going to do? Throw them away. You know what I'm a whole point? Like Drew said, you can't, it's not going to be effective. It's part of my whole thing was like, she's, dude, she's already a fucking billionaire. Like they've all been, the books are out. The movies are made. The movies are made. The, the. fucking fortune is secured. Like, what are you going to do other than like, you know,

maybe get a few game developers fired or whatever, and even that's not going to work. But anyway, I guess we should a brief update for people, perhaps. Oh, sure. Is it last week or before? I'm not going to tell. I'm not going to, all I'm going to say is we're working on finding a new home. If y'all listened recently, we told you that our network, unfortunately, folded.

Working on finding a new home for the Well Red podcast, and we believe we have found one, but we haven't formally set that in stone yet. But I will say that if that does go through, we are all three very excited about it. Very fucking excited. We'll be pretty cool. It's pretty huge for us. If that works out. So we'll see. We'll stay tuned.

And frankly, I think that it should be pointed out that like the sole reason that this opportunity has been bestowed upon us is because. because of the number of downloads from our loyal listeners. So we really, really appreciate y'all. I know that we've lost some since episode one, but I know that there's a greater many of you who have been here since, what, 2000 fucking 16 or 17?

Corey, can say something funny? Yeah. I genuinely, in my heart, thought you were going to say me. I did, instead of our loyal listener.

I did. I was getting, I was getting ready to be like, oh, buddy, come on. We ain't going to do all that. I was like, what these motherfuckers? That's so funny. It is. I'm kidding, y'all.

I mean, I'm not sure. I also thought that, but I was having the opposite. Like, I was like, are you fucking serious right now? Who's this for? So both of both of y'all were in a completely different emotional headspace on me at that moment and then I didn't deliver, which in Drew's case is good. Well, I mean, yes, Trey, that goes without fucking saying, but you say that shit enough. I don't know why I have to.

You know, I just thought it was funny. I would like the thing that since then we've cultivated a fucking brand, you know. I just had, it's just funny because I'm, I had no doubt. I was like, that like the audience, the loyal listeners didn't even enter my mind. They don't factor in. Maybe where you were going. I was like, well, here we go. That's what I think.

The people Corey and I interact with on social media and cultivate and continue to keep engaged, they didn't enter your mind because they don't exist to you. We check the DM so you don't have to. Yeah, but seriously, thank you all for continuing to listen to the show and to tell your friends. It really means a lot to us. Obviously, podcast success is determined on their downloads and subscriptions. So we do appreciate that and we're glad that you're still here. And I will all Batman's grandchildren. That's right.

Whatever ends up happening, just so our listeners know, it will be for sure at least a couple more weeks or whatever. And also, regardless of what happens, the show ain't going nowhere. You know what I mean? That should be pointed out. It's like, don't think that if this thing don't work, like, we're fucking, we started out independent. We could be that way if we needed to be. You know what I'm saying? I did want to, pun unintended, transition.

into something different because when we're talking about the trans stuff, there's also been something else in the news that while they are separate things, they are sort of related, at least in the vigor coming from the right. And that is, you know, Tennessee banning drag shows. Oh, they're not just related. They are the same thing for two reasons. Okay. One, the right doesn't know the difference.

Right. And two, that law has gotten a lot of noise because of drag shows. and pride events coming up and where drag queens are going to perform in public, and that's like the crux of it. But the law is absolutely written to include trans people. It's written vaguely on purpose so that anyone, quote unquote, wearing clothes or impersonating a member of the opposite sex. It's a nightmare.

Which, like, what are they going to do about the lesbians? You know what I mean? Because, like, they dress like me. They've been doing that. I'm not trying to be funny. but like it's okay no so speaking of uh and i have a special that i'm going to plug a mini special about this whole thing called tennessee's a drag you can find it on youtube there's clips up one of

them's going uh doing pretty well right now you guys can find on instagram and watch that i do a full 13 minute comedy thing on this whole deal and speaking to that exact point corey uh i have a clip i'll put out thursday so the day after this comes out where i talk about that exact thing of how like we've always been fine with non-binary and gender news neutral until we got those words. Right. Until we got those words. That's so true, man.

No one where I'm from gave a shit. How do I know? And I don't want to give too much of the joke away, but I'm about to anyway. How do I know all my PE teachers? Right. They all look like Gary Valentine. Every PE teacher I had in high school, you know, had a special friend, that her roommate.

And we weren't allowed to acknowledge that that was their wife. But like we were fine with the fact that they dressed like a man. Yeah. It's fun. Like, this doesn't, this is completely irrelevant. It doesn't mean anything. Just my PE teachers, you just made me think about for the first time my PE teachers and I was in school. And they were actually a super athletic married couple, man and woman and a like 65-year-old black man named Mr. B who hit real hard for everybody in school.

They were all pretty cool. That's only there because they. That's what every gym teacher where I'm from looked like. Absolutely. You know what I mean? And like we also had, like there were people in our town who like we had a, I'm not going to say any names. You know, like one of our gym teachers, one of our gym teachers, one of the, the dude and the husband and the merry couple I'm talking about. He was like, he was our only ever McDonald's All-American.

His jersey's hanging in the gym. We got into high school. Yes, the guys, but we're talking about the ladies. The women with the big. The only lady was his wife. They didn't have any other life. They didn't let women do that in Salina, I guess, unless you were married to the, you know, a heroic fella. We had a, I don't know.

I don't know that people identify with it because the joke works. But I'm sorry that in Salina, this particular joke didn't pan out that way. Yeah, I was going to say it totally did in mind. But also, I wanted to say this, like, I'm not going to say the names or anything, but we had a girl where I'm from who, like, clearly was born with a, a f-h-h-h-h-h-h-ton of fok ton of testosterone because it wasn't like she had and i'm not making fun i'm just telling you a real thing she didn't just have like whiskers she literally would have a full man's beard if she didn't shave like she would shave and then have a it will look like tray right there at lunchtime right and everybody like the conversation around it was just like yeah like

she you know she was born with a lot more testosterone so she's got like some manish features and nobody like that that was just accepted that was fucking fine whatever and also she dressed like a man yeah and she's now a lesbian uh she always was but like now you know uh well actually i don't know if that's true she flip flop but she's bisexual fuck that's a thing um but no but dude not like she was loved like she still loved like she just weren't you know but like i don't know i feel like in certain places if some of the people that quote love her if they had seen her out of context, they would think, oh, my God, that's one of them trying to transit. You know what I mean?

So, and it was just so, like, duh, like, because we, we knew we were like, A, nobody was doing that shit back then, or at least in our purview. Like, we knew that was natural. And also, dude, when I was in fucking, like, right when I got out of high school, all, and I hung out with exclusively red-ass motherfuckers, one of our favorite things to do, and one of the favorite things to do amongst the fucking Bubba's and Claytuses around here was to go two drag shows on the weekend because the bar had sheep fucking drinks. The bar had cheap fucking drinks.

And dude, not one motherfucking time was any of those dudes who, but I know them now. And all of a sudden, these people are freaks. They didn't think that at the time. They were just like, hey, you know, it's performance. What are you going to do? Fucking $5 mites. Nobody was in there throwing a fit or whatever. So this goes back to your fucking point of the people that are shoving this down your throat

are Fox fucking news. That's the only thing that's changed between then and now is that these people have been told by the people fucking spoon-feeding them fear that this shit is dangerous to this country. So it's not like their natural feelings have changed. They've just decided, oh, my bad, didn't know. Fuck them, you know?

Well, there's no need to watch my special now. I think Corey just did it. So that's... Oh, no. Are you serious? No, that was perfect. That was a really good rant as far as... is like that is exactly what's going on. Yeah, because, yeah, and for the record,

can't wait to watch the special, but like, it really is just fucking, like, it's mind-blowing to watch. That's exactly what happened. Yeah, no, it is, man. And it's just, it's fucking sad. Because I remember thinking when we used to go to those drag shows, like,

I was a little bit more progressive because I'd already been doing comedy. And, like, comedy is inarguably the thing that made me more progressive because it forced me to be around people who were different than me in every walk of life. Like, I truly believe that if I had not gone into comedy, I don't think I would have been a bad person. I think that I would have, though, been in an insulated bubble where I didn't know all the bullshit was going on.

Like, I was hunging out with black people on the regular. I opened drag shows, like all this shit. And because of that, I remember looking at all my buddies who were super redneck and thinking like, man, these are fucking good guys. And now those same motherfuckers are upset about it. Yeah, I think that if you think about it and what's wild is I don't remember who he was. I don't know if I ever knew who he was, but I think it's arguable that all of this goes back to whoever that state congressman was in North Carolina who came up with that bathroom bill, which ironically is also the thing that, uh, I think it was HB6. It's HB6. Yeah,

you're right. Which I'm right. And you're right. It was the thing that, uh, launched your career. Yeah. And apparently hours. If, you know, then this podcast and all that shit. I wouldn't say. Dude, you're right. Apparently. But I think, because I remember at the time, part of the whole thing was like, where did this come from? What is this? Like, what's the, because they already exist.

Right. Yeah. That was that first, that first video has one of the things I said. Like, you know these people have been around forever, right? Like, when's the last time you heard of this being a problem, you know? Hardly not never. Hardly not never. Right.

Exactly. Where'd you think they were shitting? Yeah. they it's one of those things they do this all the time but that was a great example of it where it's like they just they just invent whole cloth out of nothing this like mountains out of hills controversy that they that then comes to define them but it's all just like unraveled from there they it's like they didn't even know about transgender people never thought about transgender people existing before that moment and that became a hot button issue and it's just the threat has just been pulled ever since then so was that it was that came up with that this all day fall Well, they keep, they keep you. Which I'm sure they're very proud of. Right. The GOP has a wing or that machine, Fox News, all that has a wing or an arm that is so good at taking a thing that exists and has existed and making it sound like it's new and terrifying.

Yep. And they keep sight. It's from the Hitler playbook. I believe you. I'm reading a two-volume biography on Hitler. It's actually the only two books on my bookcase back here that are turned around backward. because I didn't want it to, I didn't want it out of context, because who's got swastikas on it?

You know what I mean? Like, it does. It has swastikas on a book. I know. And it's funny because this book isn't a Hitler hits book. It's a fuck Hitler. Look at all these bad things he did. But they had to put the swaskas on it.

Somebody had a joke about that in New York about reading it on a train. Yeah. And it is just textbook shit where, like, Hitler made people aware of these things that had been going on forever, but nobody really cared about. And then he just was like, this is a problem. You know, but now, I mean, people didn't always like the Jews. I was about to say, you're not talking about the Jews, right? Because look, no, I love the Jews, but I think we all know that, you know, historically not popular, people have tended to not like the Jews, which is stupid.

He exacerbated it. He exacerbated it, though. Ever since they, you know, killed the Lord, it's been all downhill from there. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I don't, you know or believe any of that either. But, I mean, yeah. But what, what do you mean, though? Do you mean, like, gay people and gypsies and.

people of color and shit like that is that what you're talking about yeah and just like the play the playbook basically is like how to take something and get everyone right make it seem like it's a bigger deal than it is and then you solve it you know what i mean you create the problem like you create a problem so that you can solve it and you they're fucking that last part of yeah they're not doing that last part at all they're not doing a good job of the uh solving it i guess they're no selling to their fans that they can solve it or they will. That's part of my whole thing with them too is like, I don't know how maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm stupid, but I don't know how they don't think that it's a long-term problem to like continuously pick new demographics of people to alienate on purpose.

It's like you're just further narrowing the definition of like what. you are or what you represent and how far can you narrow it before like you're not viable anymore but well i think they know that always going to be trying to steal elections and jerrymanders shit and all this stuff because like they know that's the case they're just trying to like take uh you know the power anyway they can get it yeah i was fixing to say i think really going in today i think that that's a playbook of fascism that's like yes that that's where that's so scary because they're already not the majority by some margin, depending on which state you're in, but by some margin they're already not the majority.

They will continue to do that, but while also trying to tighten their grip on power via force, they're already starting to do that. I mean, that's why there's like a law out right now, for example, where you can, I think it's in Florida, it might be in Tennessee, where you can, students can tell on their teachers or teaching anything that would be considered too divisive for kids. I mean, so we're like having this title tell program of people going to jail. It's fascism. So again, it's not funny, unfortunately, but like what you just pointed out,

it's not viable in an actual democracy. It's absolutely viable when an angry minority just takes power. But don't hit. Don't hit. no don't hit that's right that's all my specials about I was just gonna say well but then I thought I thought that

I was gonna say but then I thought they probably want that to happen I was gonna say like what dude also who the fuck I don't know why these bless their heart people want to fucking teach now just because of how shitty

I don't know and treat teachers but like who is gonna want to teach when you can't teach this new world when like you can go to fucking jail for talking about race in the Rosa Parks chapter of the book or whatever like who's going to want to do that? But I thought that.

That's what I was going to say. But I didn't want to interrupt Drew. And as I continued thinking about it, I was like, I was like shit, dude, they probably don't even want that, you know, they don't want people to learn shit.

You know what? No, they're not going to give a fuck. They're not going to give a fuck if 80 kids get shoved into one room because there's a teacher shortage or whatever. None of them are learning anything. They don't want them to learn anything anyway. Well,

It sucks double because it's like since the pandemic and how teachers have been treated under certain administrations. Like right now, the only people who are teaching are people who are insanely passionate about teaching. People for whom this was never about the money, this is a calling that I have. And I know so many of these teachers that, dude, of course, they would love to make more money, but they're like, I can't control that. And I want to teach these kids. So when you have a bunch of people who are passionate about teaching and, then you take away their right to fucking actually teach who is going to be left. Because if someone's like, my goal is to teach.

And then they're like, by the way, you can't all that stuff that you know to be true, you can't say that. Like what the fuck, man? Like it's to me like eventually it's going to breed a new generation of fucking super conservative people going to school just so they can go be teachers and teach this whitewashed version of history like fucking the departed like jack nicholson putting this calling in training for years just so that they can get older and fucking teach that yeah it's a multi-level plan and like that not all the parts are able to communicate with each other there's

infighting there's many reasons we can think that we may eventually win and beat it and i do think we will i really do i don't think that america will become a completely fascistic situation but it's going to get worse before it gets better and it's going to be hard and like this is a plan This is a plan that's been in place by people who are in the Federalist Society, who are also overtaken our courts. It's been around for like 60, 70 years. And some of it was open. They were like, yeah, this is what we're going to do.

Aren't the fucking zoomers like 80 plus percent, not that? You know? We think. What's a zoomer? Gen Z. You don't know what a Zomer is? Is that the generation below us? Yeah.

Gen Z? Okay. I didn't know. You never, you never heard that? I feel like they're all the rights, buddy. They're all over the place. No, I believe you. I've just only ever heard Gen Zee.

I didn't know it was Zoomers. Let's not get in the weeds with that. Zoomer sounds like it would be the generation that was born during the pandemic because everybody was on Zoom. That would be my thing. I think the word already existed before Zoom's came about. Yeah, no, look, y'all are right. I'm wrong. I've just only ever heard Gen Z.

I've never heard Zoomer. But I'm all I read, I don't think, I don't think. history, not new stuff. Here we are in the weeds. Also, to your defense, I don't think Gen X is short for anything. Am I wrong? I don't think so. Extreme.

Well, anyway, you're right, Trey. But that's all the more reason for them to, like, be meaner, more violent, have a better plan. Do you know what I mean? It's like, how do you control 22-year-olds if they won't do what you say? Well, you make it hard for them to vote. You don't, you fucking lock them up. It's not good.

That and the Zumer thing and also I've seen a bunch of studies, a bunch of reports and shit, that millennials, we are becoming the first ever generation that is not drifting to the right as we age. Right. That's like always been. Why wouldn't we? Right. Yeah. And so I feel like when you couple those two things together and like they're going to keep dying and shit. The sugar going to keep taking them fucking.

If we hold to that, like if we truly hold to that in the old, the one day the old generation. is all fucking Democrats. Right. I just think like, I don't know, just the numbers. I know that, again, that's the whole reason they're doing all the shit that they're doing, I think, is because they realize that. And they, like, they got to fucking make their power plays or whatever while they can. And I know that that's what they're going to try to do. But, like, at a certain point, it's going to be, I know that.

I'm aware of that. But I'm saying, like, I don't know, maybe it'll take a fucking violent revolution. and take a page out of France's book. I don't know. I mean, these people have forgotten that they can be at and, uh, and, and, I know. It's going to take a lot because it's not just like, it's like, all right, well, we vote. Okay, well, in Tennessee, we voted. They cook three of our senators out.

We got, we got, we got them, or two of them. We got them back, you know, like, like there are, there are things in place to try and keep this on the rails, but there are things in place that are trying to knock it off. I mean, dude, this stuff with the Supreme Court where it's basically proven now that Clarence Thomas has just been bought and paid for by a billionaire, and no one seems to be able to do anything about it is... At Nazi feller? Yeah.

Clarence Thomas has a billionaire. He's super loves. You're talking about the guy that paid him, right? Yeah, yeah. He's got like a swastika switchblades. He's got a signed copy of Mind Conf. He's got a Garden of Evil, he calls it, the Garden of Evil, which has a bunch of,

it's his garden where he's got statues of all the most ruthless dictators from history, like not just Hitler, but like fucking Paul Paul. pot and shit. Yeah, I mean, that's wild. That's wild. It wouldn't matter if the dude had a fucking garden with, you know, Mary Poppins's statue in it because the issue is that regardless of what this dude believes, the fact that our court can just be bought like that and we know it and we see

it and no one's doing anything about it. No one knows how to do anything about it. I think Biden is probably like, well, if I start that, what's going to happen with our guys and gals? we're not in good shape. If this were another country, everyone in America would be like, damn, can you believe how fucked up Brazil is? Right.

That's a great point, too, because like, you know, you know, all that. Because there's all these other countries, there's plenty of other countries that are fucked up, but we don't give a fuck about any other country, whether they had or are fucked up, like, you know. Yeah, that's true. Like, we just don't give a shit. You did use to, Brazil is fucked up. We don't care.

Yeah. Right. But back in that, like, obviously, we know that, like, things have always. ran this way in some regard. It's just that it wasn't out in the open. And I guess like, you know, like all the president's men and all these types of movies where they're like trying to expose the shit. Like everyone really believed like once it comes to the forefront and we can expose it,

it won't happen anymore. And now we're to that point. And we found out, oh, that don't even work. Like, it don't matter if we all know how it's going. They control it. So like, how do we win, you know? And that's the true desperation. of it for me.

Yeah. Yeah, once again, don't hit, you know. I'm wearing a diaper, by the way. That hits. Yeah. So, anyways, Drew, plug your special again. Yeah. Do you want to hear jokes about all that?

It is funny, though. It's very funny. It's very funny. Also, you know, I do offer a little bit of advice at the end in terms of how to deal with this. I'll let y'all watch it to find out what that advice is. I've gotten a little bit of flack for it, but that's okay. I have a theory.

I stand by it. It's very fun. It's very funny. Watch it. Yeah, and also listen to putting on airs. That's me and Trey's. I'm still saying new. It's a year old, but it's the newest podcast that we have.

It's great. And also go subscribe to part-timefunnyman.com so you can get bonus stuff from me. I sure would appreciate it, Trey. You can also listen to weekly skews every Tuesday evening live at Five Pacific, or you can just listen to it anytime you want to on wherever you get your podcast. or on my YouTube or Facebook pages. That's me and Smart Mark Aegee doing politics stuff. We've also, we've talked about all this shit.

We just talked about today a bunch. Mark B knowing shit about it, so you should check that out, and I'm just there. But we have a good time. And what else? Trey Crowder.com for tickets, solo dates, and also well-read dates, including, yes, I'll be in Alabama at the end of this month,

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I think those tickets are up on the website and, yeah, we're going to be home in Tennessee. I don't know if I'm going to dress in drag or not. I said I'd dress in drag if the law was still

on the books. I don't think it's going to be. I think it's been shot down. Oh. We'll see. It's been temporarily shot down. We will see.

Right. Well, with all that being said, thank you all for listening to the well-read show. We'd love to stick around longer, but we got to go. Tune in next week if you got nothing to do. Thank you, God bless you, good night and skew. How did their well-red fans across the skewniverse?

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Well, he's a part-time funny man. He does stand up when he can, but he wants to stay at home and raise his kid. So he sits behind his computer and he does this. Classy.