wellRED podcast - #327 - Aliens Are Back Baby!!! W/ DJ DJ Lewis!!

Episode Date: June 28, 2023

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What's up everybody? It's a very special edition of the well red podcast, a special four headed edition, which is perhaps appropriate given the subject matter, talking extraterrestrial shit and whatever comes up with me, Cho Drew. Senior good buddy, long time denizen of the extended ski universe. DJ Lewis, what's up, D. You, you, old, baby. About getting goddamn hammered by the, by lightning, by the gods.

But it's cool. Yeah. It's wild up here because, like, dude, I don't think we've gotten over, like, 85 degrees. But, like, literally every, at least once a day, just suddenly, it's just, like, fucking lightning and fucking, like, I don't understand mountain weather. at all. Like, I just, I don't get it. It's all very mild, but it's all very dense. I was in, uh, I was just in Virginia and it was raining like a motherfucker there too. And I was like, I don't know, you forget what it's like. I was like, oh, man, this is, this shit's wild and, you know, don't hit. It's all windy and wet. You know, I was living in California,

you forget how weather be. How water, how water is. How water be, yeah. Do you all know that thing where they say that sometimes people and their pets start looking like each other. Do you, and by the way, I don't mean any offense to this, but DJ's really turning into a goat for me. Like he's really starting to look very gody. You know what I mean? And again, that's fine. They're a regal animal.

They're awesome. They're badass. They're cute. But I think DJ's like reached peak goat. We've been calling him pan for a long time. Yeah. The flute playing wood nymph who I think was half a go. A sater.

Yeah. DJ would make a good sater for sure. He would help with goat legs. For sure. And I'd be the one. There's a pig one too, isn't there? A pig god in the Greek mythology? I don't know about that one.

That one that Danny DeVito played in the Disney, Hercules movie like that. Yes. Choke a beat act. Do you know what's funny is that the reason I said that is because of Danny DeVito, but not from Hercules. He put, Danny DeVito plays a goat man in an episode of Always Sunny,

but because it's Danny DeVito, I was like, he was playing a pig. You know what I mean? Yeah. So, yeah. Coincidentally, it is Danny DeVito, but not Hercules. Phil was his name. And Hercules? Yes.

Phyllis phyloctetes. Philoctetes is how I'm going to say it is. Who's a fledgling wannabe god, who's under Zeus's wing. All right. There was a, I remember being a kid in watching that movie. And I feel like it was the first time I had this thought, even though this is a very common trope. If I'm not mistaken,

there's a point in that movie where, like, Hercules, like, goes to Zeus for advice or something. And Zeus literally says, follow your heart. And I remember, and I remember as a kid being like, well, what the fuck is that? Like, that's not like, that's not,

just telling what you think he should do. Like, what kind of bullshit is that? This is a cartoon. You can do anything, right? something. Yeah. Speaking of people's hearts and being followed, oh, my shit's blurry. All right. Can you see that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He definitely played a goat man. He's just fat. So Corey made him a pig in his heart and in his mind. Well, no, I mean, but this, this was a, this was a real life one in Always Sunny. I'm not even talking about the cartoon. But yes, yes, it is 100% because he's fat. I made him a pig.

And Frank, Frank is the, like, the fattest, it's not the fattest Danny DeVito's ever been, but it's the most fat, slovenly piece of shit character he's ever been. He's a pig. Definitely. So, DJ, like, here's why I asked you to come on and what I thought we talked about, because I just, I've just been, I've been inundated with stuff. I feel like, are we in, like, a burgeoning golden age of alien mess? Or, like, first one since Roswell or something?

because it seems to me like, I just feel like there's been a whole bunch of alien mess come out. And I feel like it kind of started with a couple, three years ago, those Navy videos got released, those Navy pilots tracking those UFOs. Then there was that 60 Minutes piece,

like last year or 18 months ago or something, where they, you know, talked about UAPs and there was a congressional meeting or whatever. And then recently there's been whistleblowers and I just found some shit on 4chan. I'm going to get into here in a minute. You know, the internet's most reputable source, 4chan.

But, uh, yeah, but like, it's all been wild and it's, I'm getting, I'm getting pretty into it. So where are you at on the whole thing? Man, it's so, it's so crazy because like, there's, there's so much, it's, there's, it's so hard to, like, wrap your head around the fact. Number one, the, what keeps shipping me out, one of the things is like, how the fuck do these alien ships? keep like changing shape. Like there was the disc, then it was the triangle, and now it's the tick-tag. That's a great point.

I have an explanation for it. Or well, 4chan has an explanation for it. Oh. Yeah. But what else were you going to say about it? That it's also, I think, I think really honestly, though,

I think the last one was we went through an abduction craze with like Travis Walton, obviously, that case was like fucking wild. also in 1980. Obviously. Yeah, obviously. We all remember that.

That's fire in the sky. Yeah. Oh yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Yeah. Travis Walton. It's like still to this day like,

dude, that like something happened. You know? And like in your mind you got to like, I guess you got to kind of like chop it up to between like what's a mystery and like what's a conspiracy. But like during that time there was there was like a whole lot of, a whole lot of, um,

a whole lot of abduct. Cs were really big. And you don't see that anymore. So, yeah, you had Travis Walton. Also, in 1980, there was the big, there was the, what was that forest? It was Britain's Roswell. Have you guys heard of this one?

No. Is that where Stonehenge is? Elaborate. No, there was, okay. So, like, basically in 1980 in England, like they were, you know, it's like Cold War, shit and everything.

There was, they saw in this forest, I forgot the name of the forest, like Rashad of, it's some weird, it's an English force. And there was a, uh, the picklewood woods. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Um, so there, there was, uh, a lot of credible sources in the military who, like, uh, sergeants and stuff through, and there's a recording of it, of him recording himself going up to this triangular, uh, shape. that was in this forest and a lot of people saw it. He actually got close to it. Log stories sort, credible, credible sources. Definitely government people were like, you know, even to this day, he, he says that he saw what he saw, but the report was like different. And they didn't like, and as whistleblowers, it's really weird now when you think about whistleblowers because everybody's like, oh, if it was a whistleblower, they would put him under the bus.

You know what I'm saying? like you wouldn't hear anything. But this dude, I mean, he fucking, he's still to this day, says that, you know, he went out there. He saw the shape, the shape for like three days in a row, it would come down. Sometimes it would go back up and become like five different pieces of light and like disappear. He wrote down, you can see the drawings online, these drawings of these symbols that were on the, that were on the craft. So like, and you know, it is incredible sources. And the only thing that anybody has to say to dispute that is that it was a lighthouse,

but like there's no fucking way in the woods. Was it a music festival maybe? Did we check that out? It was the Cold War, man. It was 1980. It could have been Metallica, dude. I saw them play Moscow. Hey, on the abduction theory, I'm sure this has been thrown out there.

Give me your thoughts on this. Is it possible if this is real that they stopped abducting people because, A, we were making media about it and or B, They keep up with us and know we have cell phones. So, like, the abduction stopped because we could record them. No. Man, dude, this is like, this is, like, dude, I think what it is, like, this is like, this is basically, like, Jurassic Park for fucking, right? For UFOs, right?

So, like, they come down, like, they check it out. And at one point, maybe, like, people were fucking with the animals. You know what I'm saying? Maybe. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, they have the same, like, the aliens probably have the same rule as, like, the time travel rule in movies where they,

they're like, okay, you can go, but don't talk to nobody. Yes. And don't be seen. And if you are, get the fuck out of there. So they didn't have that rule with the abductions, is the theory? Or somebody was breaking the alien rules at that time? Probably that, you know what I mean? Because, like, we don't really ever think about it.

We always think of aliens as this cohesive units that are all working together. But, like, there's aliens that disagree with each other. Yeah, not me. I definitely imagine them fighting. Yeah, yeah. They're going to be fodder. They're coming here for like weapons or something. Used to I always would have been like, well, no, like the one thing aliens, they're on the

same page as it when it comes to like coming down to earth and taking over Earth. But it's like, that's the same thing as I used to think about the Revolutionary War. It's like every American was on the Continental Army side. But it's like, no, some of them are probably going, dude, what the fuck are you doing? You're not supposed to be in Tennessee. You picked up Larry again? By the way, I miss. the time when the only reason rednecks would be on the news is because they got fucking abducted.

We need to go back to that. So a couple of things on the whistleblower. Drew, do you know, I feel like I've seen people on the internet say like there's some kind of new whistleblower rules or regs or something that have come into effect in recent years. And I've seen some people say that that's part of why you're hearing more of this shit now is because they're, I don't know, they're better protected or something. That's interesting because I know Obama scaled them back and got a lot of flack for it from progressives as it relates to Assange. And I want to say that Snowden.

Snowden. And then the one trans woman. The army. Yeah. Fucking Chelsea. Chelsea Manning. Manning. Yeah.

And so I remember reading about it then. I don't remember that that's changed, but it would make sense that it's. changed because, weirdly enough, because it was Obama, like, Republicans suddenly wanted to protect whistleblowers. Yeah, right. And also, and also, like, the way that the internet works now, like, if they were going to, like, have to murder every, I mean, it would be like, come on, man. Yeah, that's the thing.

That's the easiest way for, yeah. That's the easiest way for us to know that motherfucker was telling the truth. Like, they can't kill them all because we'd be like, well, they definitely spit and then, you know. the other thing DJ we texted about this a little bit but one thing that's been funny to me but also frustrating is like I've always been to I've always been into alien shit and UFO shit whatever else and so like recently anytime this new stuff comes out you see like a tweet about it or something link it to an article or something like that I'm like oh fuck yeah and then I just like devour it or whatever but one thing I found is that like almost every single time if you click like the profile of whoever tweeted, the article you're reading, whoever wrote,

if you click the profile, his bio will say something like Patriot, husband, Christian, based, red-pilled. Yeah, like,

let's go, Brandon, like, whatever. It's a shame. They're always fucking right-wing lunatics every time. And it's like,

it's almost like fucking crazy people want to believe crazy shit. You know what I mean? It's also like it's a big government conspiracy. And, hate the government, whatever else. So it's like there's overlap there, but it pisses me off because I just want to read about ET and stuff.

Right. And not really associate with those fellers, but it's like, it's always that every time. It kind of hits, though, like that it's giving those types of people something else to focus on for a minute. Like I say, let them spend all their day research and alien stuff. Now, I'm certain that their whole contention is that the Democrats are to blame for the aliens and whatever they're doing. But like, I'm fine with them doing that. but you are correct.

A lot of religious shit too and a lot of religious shit too. It's always fucking weird. Like it's a, that whole thing, that whole thing is weird. But it's also, but also like you click on it and then you read the article and it's fucking dumb. It's like, you're like, what the fuck? Like, what are you talking about? And it's like, you really have to like know who your sources is, who your sources are. You have to be way.

And it's really true, man. It's the same thing with like, I'll be into like, you know, some kind of. new age shit and like I gotta be fucking careful going in them things man because like they can fucking they're trying to slip them worms in your head man like they're trying to they're trying to oh you are you interested in UFOs will come on I got a little

bit and they're like bread crumbs to get you feel about Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but it's all it's all real dumb man and it's like if you if you really want something and again it's like this whole thing where you have to like you have to consciously say well

something's obviously going on. Right? There's like obviously something in the sky. Like there's some there there's not even even if it is just like the government's trying to like use drones or like whatever whatever the fuck it is like trying to yeah if it's all military or whatever it is. It's something.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Can I do a slight explanation on whistleblowing and read some things to you guys that I just learned that's very interesting. Yes. Okay, so first of all, what Obama did that was unprecedented was he went after people under the espionage act more than anybody had in like five presidents or something. There was a big, a couple of few articles about it in the Guardian and stuff.

But at the same time, weirdly, this is a very barrio move, he passed a whistleblower protection act. So during his presidency, he passed a whistleblower protection act, but then went after people who were leaking on him under the espionage act, which, I mean, that's a G move. He really did just want everyone to love him, man. So with the Whistleblower's Protection Act, though, the conservative court really narrowed how it could be used over and over again to the point that then in the last three years, we have seen apparently a bunch of bills where Congress is introducing bills to protect whistleblowers at specific places. It's like Congress is now doing it piecemeal. And that, I think, is what you were talking about, Trey. It looks like in the last few years, Congress has been doing piecemeal acts to protect whistleblowers in specific places.

I would imagine that's where some of this alien stuff came out of. There's one from Grassley and Duckworth up right now. That's a Democrat and a Republican at the DOE would have applied to you, Trey. You could have won some whistles when you were in. You are 100% right. And I've found I have just happened upon the specific like, you know, whatever. You said they're doing pieces of legislation in particular industries for whistleblowers. There's one specifically for UFO shit or UAP specifically.

It's from the 2023 National Defense Authorization Act. There's language in there that specifically states that any person with relevant UAP information can inform Congress without retaliation regardless of any previous NDAs. So that's like when people bring it up on the internet, that's apparently what they're talking about. I'll tell you what we could do too. if you want to do a follow-up is good old Travis Irvine friend of the pod on here and that man knows

all about all this and him and DJ could really, really have some things out. Yeah, on that note, can I say something? It might be a little too early in this conversation

to say this, but like, can we just change the podcast to all alien stuff all the time? I can make it six months. And then it gets dark with DJ too.

You might be able to keep me and him lighthearted, but I can tell you, I did. some conspiracy theory stuff with DJ and I tell you what man after about five episodes

it all comes back to racist or the most evil people in the world imagine people worse than racist you know like child molesters right it's dark in there I bet you they're racist too that'd be so weird if a child molester wasn't racist

like if there was a child molester and he's incensed no I fucked a black boy that's what he's call him okay he's like he's furious at his buddies I just found out Bill won't fuck Mexicans. You're kidding?

Yeah. Come on, Bill. It's 2023. All right? Yeah. This is Nambla, the most accepting organization in the world. So there was,

so one of these whistleblowers in the past few months that's got David Grush. See me the progressive job fucker. Yeah. He fucked them all. Super woke chomo. It is funny.

Boy's butt holes across America. This guy David Grush, who was a Navy intelligence officer, is like the biggest whistleblower in recent weeks. And he said that the U.S. has in their possession crafts of non-human origin that these things have gone down and that we've recovered them and that they've been trying to reverse engineer the technology from them and have been successful in some cases,

but are not, you know, they're keeping it all under wraps. I'm sure for like military purposes or whatever, which really don't have for me because I want some fucking portals and stuff, you know. Yep. But of course, I ain't letting everybody have that. So what do you think? about that guy, B.J. Or that whole thing.

Yeah. That's, that's, that, well, the reverse engineering thing has been around for like a long time, right? And like, obviously, like, man, how do you feel about Roswell? I mean, I used to. Yeah. Like, when I was like a kid and first found out about it, I was like, this is fucking crazy.

This is wild. This is what's up. And then, like, along the way, I feel like I landed. It's like, okay. So that was a, that was a hoax, I guess. but I'm still not convinced at all alien shit's a hoax. But now, recently, I've been like circling back to Roswell. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.

It may be. Yeah, it's crazy, man. It's crazy. Like, the whole thing with, like, they called it a disc first. Like, why would you call, why would the Army come out and say, whatever, whatever the fuck happened that caused that many fucking people to go out to the desert? Like, you're not going to do that over a fucking weather balloon. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. And maybe, and maybe it was. You're not in the 50s. There weren't no TV. Well, it was 1947. And that's the funny thing. It's like right after World War II. So like, there's just a lot there to be like, I think it's just such a cluster fuck.

It's hard to get your fucking mind around it. Imagine you just finally defeated Adolf Hitler. There's a sailor sexually assaulting a lady on camera kissing her like every tick and tape. And then right after that. they're like, okay, guys, celebration's over. It might be aliens. You know what I mean? That had to be a really wild one, two punch.

Yeah, imagine you go through a full year. I mean, try to do a joke about this. Of a pandemic, the fucking economy tanks, and then right after that, it might be alien. Yeah, right. Yeah, exactly. And it's, you know, it might be aliens. That's what it is. After every cataclysmic moment, they call, they let us get calm for a second.

And then they're like, oh, you did to freak out again. It's aliens. Yeah. So, all right. So this dude on 4chan. And I feel like I should just like stress here again. I'm end all this stuff. I'm not reading this as though like I'm 100% convinced this is all the truth.

I just like to read all this mess. And this is like the most extensive shit I've seen recently. But it's literally just some dude, you know what I mean? Who claims obviously to be like credible in that firsthand experience. But it could be just somebody just larping, making it all up. But some of it does track with some of the other shit people said, which, of course, he could do on purpose. He, you know, ties it together because he's making up a narrative.

That's all possible, too. Use chat, GPT. But here's what this guy says, all right? He says, I'm just going to read some bullet points off. There's so much in here, though, we'll just, like, gradually go through it. But so UFOs are primarily, but not exclusively, unmanned drones. The UFOs are built to spec each time they are deployed. They're built for specific purposes, like either research or mining or in some cases.

Butt-but-but-fucking, yeah, butt-robin, whatever. Man, I'd like to get on that deployment, you know? Hell yeah, brother. That's the one. I'd be on research. God damn it. They are created by a mobile construction facility that resides at the bottom of the ocean, the Atlantic Ocean. Hey, what we talked about last week.

That's where they are. And specifically, but again, it can move. and it does move, but it mostly seems to chill below where, you guessed it, the Bermuda Triangle. Me and, uh, being, uh, being told us, we're just talking on P-O-A. I think it was back. Maybe it was well read when Drew wasn't there. One of the two, we're talking about the Bermuda Triangle and how it was like huge in the 90s. You never hear about it anymore.

Well, all of a sudden now the Bermuda Triangle's back. Nineties are back, dude. They all got fucking mullets. We got stowpipe pants. Gene shorts. A 90s country music, Bermuda Triangle, buddy. Garthstone tour. God damn.

Chris Gaines coming. That's right. I forgot about that. Lord, it's hitting right now. Chris Gaines is the most Gen Z thing ever. I hope it works for him. It will. The U.S. government believes that the facility has been active on Earth for at least

100 years, if not much, much longer. Is it all robots in this theory? Is that what I'm understanding you? No, I mean, it's not just robots. They believe that the mobile construction facility is, is controlled by AI, but that like they say sometimes they have tracked some craft coming into Earth's atmosphere from outer space and also leaving and going out. And sometimes they are, they think some of them are like transport carriers for whatever

reason. Like there are beings. Like, but most of the UFOs that you see, according to this guy, are unmanned drones, but not always. Sometimes they actually have pilots or passengers in them. He says that the aliens themselves are like, you know, know, the gray's basically, like, you know, the standard, the most oft-reported version of aliens, like how they look. He says that that's, that that is, in fact, what they look like.

It's, he says, they mostly want very little to do with us unless, like, tensions or strife arises, like war or nuclear talk or any kind of that. It's, it's one of the reasons why you see them so often at critical events. So, you know, all this shit that's been going down recently, Russia, Ukraine, and all that stuff. And again, there's been all this UFO time. So they're like, after World War II. They hear all that and they're like, shit, we better go check in. Yeah, right, pretty much. That's hilarious to think that, like, Iraq and Afghanistan, they're like, ah, that ain't shit.

Yeah. Even they felt that way about that. That's fucking great. But, yeah, they're built to spec and purpose, which is why they're different size. and shapes. The contents and equipment usually mimic the intended purpose too. Let's see here. People are asking like,

how do you know it's not advanced government craft, top secret shit or whatever? And he just says like the speed alone, the technology they exhibit. Right. I guarantee you it's not of Earth origin. Yeah. The UAPs do go back and forth sometimes.

All right. The U.S. government believes. What's UAP? I'm sorry. That's what I don't, Why did they change that, DJ? They changed it for UFO to UAP, which is unidentified aerial phenomena. Oh, because, okay.

But I don't know why they did that. No, it's UFO. Because they don't. In case it's not an object, it's light instead of an object. It's pure energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do me a favor. Just say UFO the next time you're going to read that because that don't hear from me that

we've changed this. Okay. The government believes that they're not here to harm us. They only seem interested in us once they realize we are destroying things around us, including each other. One of the officials in charge said something that stuck with me, quote, they act like keepers of a zoo uninterested in the daily life of the wildlife unless there's some kind of problem. Can I say something I'm not proud of? That made me feel real calm and good.

Yeah, yeah, right. I was like, thank God. And somebody else is in charge. Fuck yeah, dude. just going to keep us. That's why we never shot nukes at each other. Right. We've had nukes for this long,

and we've never had a major cataclysmic. That is crazy. The aliens got to be the ones being smart, because I know those psychopaths in them rooms ain't being smart or good. This dude says that, like, the higher-ups have been on this project for a long time. They have two prevailing theories about why that would be, right? One of them is like, you know, okay, that hits.

The other one's like, oh, shit. that they are basically here either to like, shepherd us along until in some kind of prime directive Star Trek way where you don't interfere or whatever, shepherd us along until we reach a certain level, unlock some certain technology, deep space technology or something like that. And then like,

but just, you know, evolve to a hard enough hitting place to like bring us into the fold or whatever. I think they just like music. Or. they're here making sure we don't destroy this planet until the larger force arrives to take the planet because it would not hit for them if we blew it up in the meantime

because it's got all these valuable resources and materials on it and so they just want to make sure we don't fuck it all up before the mothership come and take everything or whatever. I think they like rock and roll. That's another one. I was about to say, I'm with Drew, or the earth is their Panama City. You know what I mean?

It could be that. Yeah. Uh, also the facility under the ocean that we have known where it is at various times, but, uh, you, we can't approach the facility without being attacked almost instantaneously. It says the last unit we saw approach the facility didn't even have time to communicate with it before it was all over. So they've got like, you know, they do have advanced weaponry or whatever. If any kind of sub or underwater remote operated vehicle or something gets too close to us or gets too close to it, it just, you know. explodes or gets vaporized or lasered or whatever. And then is there some sort of a conjoining theory that it's a coincidence that it causes

planes and ships to go down? Or is that kind of nefarious thing? Now, he doesn't get into that. That is, wow, yeah. Speaking of what Drew just said, I'm curious, a DJ might know this, but like, is there a lot of talk in the alien community about that being what happened to the Malaysian airline the one that we just never saw again. Like it just,

it, the whole plane got abducted. I didn't see, I didn't see that come up either, but I thought that, I think they finally did after a very long time. They did. They did.

That plane basically just like went down. And mess is hard to find, you know, in the ocean. That ain't it. I always thought, my thing with that, not always,

when it first happened, I was like, you know, it was like, it was supposed to land. I'm making all these dates. up. It was supposed to land in Bangkok on June 22nd at 539 p.m. or whatever. And then it vanished, right? So then, like, what if the very next year on June 22nd at 539 p.m. right, a year later,

yeah, fucking air traffic control. It's like Malaysian flight 370 requesting permission to land or whatever. They just, like, you know, come out of nowhere a year later. That would be wild. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, the way that time travel works, dude, I think if they would do that, I think, could be like 500 years later. Like if they waited, it's still on the table. Because if they're traveling at the speed a lot,

which is the only way that's theoretically even true, I think time slows down. So damn, man, maybe they're going to pop up in a decade. All that's way better than they just wrecked, you know? I wouldn't know what their lives would like, dude. Maybe it'd be better for them. There was some people that loved it.

Yeah. I think it really was like planes don't hit sometimes. Like, they do shitty jobs that build up planes when you live in up there, you know what I mean? That is, I was on spirit yesterday and I think it was windy or maybe we were early. We were on the descent and then they just banked up suddenly and three people puked. That's how hard it was.

It was awful, man. I've never thought about it like this, but like because of how rampant depression is. Always one happy guy. I'm about to say statistically on every flight that's been down, someone has. had the thought, thank God. You know what I mean? Like at least one, probably more that was like, thank you. And this is rad.

This is not at all. Yeah. This don't count as suicide. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And my wife's going to get the insurance. Yeah. Yeah. But man, I would say about what you just read, Trey, as like, I would consider that myself,

not necessarily, like, I would consider that more than like the theory column. You know what I mean? Like I like those are theories like you because we don't have any proof of who this dude is or whatever So it's just a dude kicking kicking it with with like right ideas in his head and I had to say that every single one of those hit for me I I fucking as far as yeah right. DJ what's the other column? Yeah because because because okay. Okay.

Okay. What can we throw in there go ahead. Because DJ because based on picking back on what Drew saying I see a lot of people on the internet say like like the whistleblowers that go before Congress, whatever, and they have like credible backgrounds and they're not anonymous. We know they are. I get separating that from just some anonymous dude on 4chan or whatever, but still there isn't any like actual physical evidence or like at the end of the day, all we have from all of it, right, is people saying stuff. And so it's like it depends on the person saying as far as credibility. But they're still not. I think Carl, Carl, Carl, I think so extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence or something like that. So it's like, but a lot of people are just like, I don't want to hear none of this shit until you got something to like show me, you know, like evidence. And what's frustrating is those same people are like, well, I would love to be able to show you the evidence, but the aliens are fucking real slick, man. You know what I mean?

Like, you know what I'm saying? Like it's, it's, we better be prepared for these motherfuckers. Well, yeah. And also like, and the government be be fucking with shit too. they'd be they'd be they'd be they'd be they'd be they'd be they'd be they'd be they'd be runches in the game and shit you know what I'm saying because it's just like Flatwoods Flatwoods is what I would call the Flatwoods monster of Braxton I don't know if you guys know about this one

basically uh in the 60s these kids of West Virginia saw this uh saw a craft go down um they went up to it they got their mom they got a neighbor a dog you know they all went up there They got it. The dog died too, man. Cancer? It was like a mustard poisoning from like this from like this mustard poisoning.

That's what happened in powder, man. Well, what happened was, what happened was they go up there, they see this craft that's burned down. And they see this like this dude with like this weird head. And he's like floating and there's oil and mucus and shit spurting out of him. Yeah, dude. That last part really surprised me. Not what I thought was coming. Mucous?

Well, that's what they found The next day, like they got in charge Like there was all kind of sightings that night And the next day, like they hollered at They hollered at the sheriff finally got up there Because he was dealing with like this other crashers Like several different crashes in the area And so they go up there

There's still radiation. There's like on the Geiger counter Like a lot of times when they find these things There's like always radiation There's always like But in this specific one A lot of the people were sick and they were sick with symptoms that were like very, very close to mustard gas.

So it was probably a government thing. But how would you know? You could definitely see a group of kids being very, very scared and seeing this government, like, weird ship with like a person who was flying it, you know, getting out. And they would see, they would see a monster, a creature, a alien, right? They would definitely see it. It would have anything to, they'd be like, it wasn't. It could just be a Serbian basketball player. Yeah, it could be any of that, right?

It could be any of that. And it's like back to the future when he thought Marty was an alien or whatever because he was wearing a space suit and they just didn't see that shit all the time. You didn't know what the fuck that thing was, dude? You know what I mean? Yeah, dude. Imagine you ain't never seen a picture of a moose and then you just fucking walked up on a moose, dog. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, dude. Give me the fuck out of here, dude. That, dude. And at one point, that happened to somebody. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, some and then. Then they wrote a whole religion about it.

Yeah. Yeah, that's all God today. That's the right response. So yeah, the moose is big. Wow. Wow. So speaking of that of like what you do with the information, if I can, I guess, wax philosophical for a minute.

One thing that's interesting about this whole movement, I think, and the reason we don't have a podcast about aliens is like, we got other shit to do. So it's like you hear these. not me these things well hear me out you hear about this stuff and it's so interesting

and it's scary and it's exciting and it's wild and then you just have then you got to move on that's true the people inside the movement there's this going back

to the plane going down I feel like there's a sense of they want it so bad they want it so bad that that the want in it affects the way the information gets out there

Yeah, confirmation bias. You know, they like, it's, yeah, I get it. So this is not related, but I just came to this and reading through some of this. I'm skipping over a lot of stuff that it's like we kind of already, he's just elaborating on things or whatever. But like another thing about this guy, again, he's on 4chan, right? Yeah. And it's okay.

I don't know much about 4chan. It's just a really racist Reddit. It's not. It was a libertarian website, but where does all libertarian websites go? It's racist. It's just the most. most like the most like seedy basement dwelling

internet type place on the whole everything any kind of internet stereotype yeah it's like dude it's fucking Reddit on crack DJ yeah tell him the story of the guy who founded it oh yeah the guy who I guess he was the guy who by well he's he was probably one he was one of the guys that started Q

that began Q like the guy who started yeah and the guy who was who is like fucking his his buddy who was in partner with him, man. Dude, he had no legs. He had no R. He was fucked up, dog. He was in a chair. He's wild, man.

He loved the Mr. Glass disease. Yeah, he had a Mr. Glass disease. So his bones was always breaking, dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he moved to the Philippines with his girlfriend. But his girlfriend, yo, yo, yo, yeah. Good climate for that disease. Horny, huh?

Yeah, horny. Yeah, horny is hell. This is funny because it's such a comic book backstory of the guy who's started Q and on. Well, it's an in-cell. It's an in-cell fucking, it's like, you know, for like a light to the moth, man. It's like I can be any, I can be who I really am and have all my frustrations and anger here in a community who feels just like me.

So having said all that, right? What I was going to say is like, this guy's on 4chan. He's talking about me working in this, this, working for this program, top secret program for years and years and all this stuff. But every now and then, he just sounds like somebody on 4chan, right? For example, one of the questions he got, a lot of these are answers he gives to questions. Like people wrote a whole kinds of questions for him. One of the questions was, so how long is it until we can hang out with these aliens?

And his response was, and I'm quoting directly, he goes, you got any retarded cousins that destroy everything they touch? When do you want to hang out with them again? I mean, next week. He's spitting. Yeah, he's telling the truth. That's so fucking funny. Yeah, let's say here. Yeah, why would they want to, you know, that's another thing.

I know why you said it got four channing. I thought you were going to say he started blaming Jews, though. Yeah, right. Go ahead, DJ. Yeah, that's another thing about Carl's sake. You know, they sent that gold, gold record out in the space. Yeah. Like, dude, like, what the fuck?

Like, they don't give a fuck. What the fuck, dude? They don't give a shit. Like, we know this. Like, we know it. Yeah, right. It's a garbage. What the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm telling you, I think it's music. I think that's the one thing we got on them. I think it's why we're alive. They just got that booming. That's just, that's how arrogant. Yeah, that's how arrogant the entertainment industry is.

It's like, oh, I know. We'll send them, hey, send them the Rolling Stones. We'll get a meeting tomorrow. They don't want to come down.

It's very funny, too, that I said it. And it's also like how broken I am that I didn't say laughter. I was like, no, it's us.

It's the creatives, but it's the kind I can't do. Yeah. We got the Beatles. It's like, dude, we are in a gravitational, multidimensional fucking, like, what are you fucking talking about? Like, what are you talking about?

I've been in a gravitational multidimensional at a concert. Just saying. Yeah. I'm just saying. Yeah. I still think it's music. I really want to do some DMT right now.

Yeah. Well, I might. He said one of the crafts they encountered once. I told you they had different uses and builds and stuff. One of them, he said, was like, had more space for occupants than hardware and they called it like the bus and it seemed to be made for just viewing or uh you know so it's like you said just like watching us be fat and not hit or whatever their version of the submarine

billionaires yeah yeah they're looking at roswell like look at it dumb it it is funny you just said that drew i wonder if like on their home planet or at the base or whatever it's like the ones it end up crashing guys at roswell they were like the dudes that sank at the bottom of the titanacrant There's a janitor down in this fucking Bermuda Triangle place who hates all his goddamn bosses in every dimension. And all the aliens united for one moment just to make fun of those dumb motherfuckers. It was great. Yeah. For sure.

But yeah, he said that, you know, earlier in the program, they were more mancraft. Now it's more drones. And then there was the grush guy, the other guy, the previous whistleblower, the one who's like not anonymous and does seem. to be credible. He says that like we have taken these down before, like we have some mechanisms where we can take them down or at least it has happened. And so like as we've gotten, if they've been here for a long time, we've gotten wilder and wilder weapons and stuff. Now they're sending out more and more drones instead of doing it themselves because they don't want to be exploded by us or whatnot. The idea was pitched. They're waiting for us to mature or perhaps something bigger to arrive. They don't want to ruin the planet in the meantime. Um, man he talks about it would be a cool job to like come up with that in the military like you go through basic training you rise up through military school and then your job is to like get high and try to figure out what the aliens want bro i would yeah i actually i thought about that while i was like man because i assume this dude all of these guys they just like join the military right yeah and then through the pro somewhere along the way pre c a illustrated some kind of aptitude or or like interest or something and then gets assigned to this shit? I'm so, I'm jealous. I would hit so hard.

I bet some of them are mad about it because it is, I think, similar to some of the things our intelligence agencies does where they try to figure out what our enemies want. What's our enemy's goals that they're not talking about? Or how do I get this coup to start in this country? You're playing with the same kind of psychology, but then you get to watch it happen. And some of those dudes really want to watch it happen. they want people to die based on their ideas. So I almost feel like it's like punishment or like the A minus students. You know, it's all right.

You could do aliens, John. You know what I? It almost feels like it might be a shit assignment to them. I mean, maybe. So they say that like the reverse engineering, a lot of stuff we can't figure out the energy required is a problem for us. We can't like, we don't know how to produce the right types or amounts of energy to operate these things. He claims that the Chinese successfully reverse engineered at least one major piece of technology they have that's used for mining among other things. This guy said, which really pissed off the U.S. government when they found that out.

But DJ, Bob Blazar or whatever. Bob Lazar. Yeah. This dude says that guy is like legit, apparently. So remind me to do with that guy. He's the dude that had, I know, he's been around for. while he had that Netflix documentary and stuff, but what was his whole fun? Basically, that he worked in Area 51 and he was a part of the reverse engineering,

which is really weird because like, and he just saw some technology because like they put the engineers into like different, nobody really knows what they're working on, apparently. You just get to work on this thing that's like whatever this part is. And then you like try to figure that part out. I just go figure it out. And then yeah, and then they move it to the next part. And then that person puts, you know, you don't really know what you. you're working on.

That's how Oak Ridge worked during the Manhattan Project. Most of the people there, even doing really important shit, they didn't know they were building a nuclear, but they didn't know what they were doing because it was like you said, they had a very, they had a very specific and hyper-focused, like,

function that they were doing and they didn't know how it fit into, like, the larger thing. So, like, that's how to get fried chicken. Yeah. So he,

so he happened to, he happened to, like, fucking see different shit and, like, notice like technology that was different and then was like this is fucking alien shit and came out and said that and then been saying that for for some time which it's all it's all like regardless if it's like again if it's alien or you know if it's extraterrestrial or if it's like

government shit that they're just working on either way it's like fucking it's profound shit you know what i'm saying it's like the shit is fucking and crazy, you know. Dude, what it... Go ahead. No, no, I was going to go slightly off topic, so you go ahead. Well, if they just like, the shit that they have, the idea, like that Grush side guy said, if they have some of the technology that they either can use or do kind of understand

or have reverse engineered or whatever, like, you just know that the DOD ain't going to do nothing else with it other than like military shit. Yeah. Which, like, that really bothers me to think about. Because it's like, you know, some of that stuff could just really hit out in the regular world, you know, presumably. But I just, you know, won't let nobody have it. If you were in charge of the whole government, like, you think people or not know this or not know this? Yeah, man.

For sure. I go back and forth on that whole, like. Yeah. Like Tommy the Jones and men in black. Yeah. He said about it. He's like a person that smart people are dumb panicking. Yes.

You know, you know. Yes. like there's part of me that has always thought like we need like congressmen and senators and stuff should wear body cams like fucking cops and that like when you sign up for this job you just have to understand that everybody has access to you at all times because we need to know what you're doing is on the up and up we need to be in all the meetings see all this shit and I'm like there's part of me that really believes that but then there's the Tommy Lee Jones part of me that's like I mean listen some of the stuff they hide from us it's probably a fucking good thing that they do you know Look how we reacted to the idea of a global pandemic. I mean, the idea of a, I mean, think about what you're in reality suggesting, Trey. And I'm not even saying this is how I feel, but there's something to be said of, okay, so you're saying that tomorrow we tell the world that inside the Bermuda Triangle, there is a giant factory that's producing unmanned alien spacecraft. And it's like, this even, this ain't even, hey, there's aliens. aliens are real.

This is, aliens are here. They're treating us like a zoo, perhaps, or maybe, and it's like, I don't know how people react. By the same token,

though, what could people do? That's what I was about to say. That's, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it. The pandemic was like you had to,

everybody had to take action or we're supposed to. But with this, it's just like, what are you going to do? There's nothing anybody. You still got to go to work tomorrow, dog.

It's funny. It's funny, it's funny, too, because the same, people that just refused to believe that COVID was real would immediately be like, yep, this checks out. That's true. You know what I mean? This is way more complicated thing. And I think it would have a lot more benefits to. Now, of course, you'd have some people freaking out, religious people freaking out. Like there would definitely be millions of those people. But like, for the

most part, I think it would have a better effect on people in the religious. Well, the religious people would think that was hell. You know what I mean? Like it's all the way down there and there's these things that are controlling. They'd probably be like, dude, they're fucking demons. Speaking of being... Look, dude, if you fucking look at religion as a metaphor and not literally, it is fucking hell. Someone got kicked out of the sky, the devil, and is now down below. And they're trying to control us.

Like, Satan as a metaphor is pretty powerful. Yeah. And all the stuff they're into hits. Hey, speaking of a week. This is what I want to posit. And please tell me if I'm dumb. I mean, I know I am. But what if what we perceive as barometric pressure,

the PSIs for when you go down way too deep in the sea, what if the reason we can't go deep down the sea is because the aliens have some sort of sonar pulse that they're putting out because way far down there is where they are. And that's why we can't go. And it's just like, well, yeah, the barometric pressure, but it's them fucking sending out a pulse. There's three problems. James Cameron just hit for them because maybe he's an alien. James Cameron went all the way down there.

Yeah, maybe he's one. Yeah, maybe he was visiting his in-laws. There's further parts, though, right? I mean, there's further down there. No, not that we know. He went, no, he went there. Like, I'm not talking about the Titanic. James Cameron went to Challenger Deep, which is the deepest known point of that we know, the ocean.

But also, Joe, I think it's just a physics thing. Also, people were dying of diving too deep. deep long ago. I mean, I guess it's possible the aliens have been here since but according to this guy, they've been here like a hundred years. If you just got a whole ocean on top

are you going to get smushed. Yeah. Well, I look at it. The way. No, you're right. You're right. A way to water. Yeah.

All right. Sorry. It's just a theory. I mean, but that's probably, that might be why they're there. Yeah. That's why they chose there.

Yeah. Because they know we can't go down there. Also, yeah. Yeah, for sure. And if you can manipulate gravity, that ain't shit. Like the way. the weight, you know what I mean?

Like, fucking dude. That's how they move to, dude. No, you're right. This dude specifically says that that they can manipulate gravity. They call their energy source E-115. He says it has its own gravity field, and we don't understand anything about how it works,

but it can manipulate space time and gravity and all that shit. And that's the most exciting part. Why won't they give us that? Yeah. I know. I guess because we just murder with it, instead of giving everybody on Earth one so they could power their home and live free,

they just murder. That's what you said. Yeah. That's what you're going to use it. My bad. Yeah. Yeah. And we'll definitely try to murder them, too.

It's like they're smarter than that. They're smarter than that to just, I mean. Okay, but me, give me one. Take me to the triangle. I feel the same way. They should tell me. Yeah. We hit.

We did it. Yeah. So I said sometimes they come and go like from Earth, I mean. And he says those craft are usually quite larger than the ones we regularly see. And so inside the program, those are referred to as, freighters because they think that's like, you know, whatever shift change or like mission. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

New aliens come in and man, all this shit and then the arms go back home or whatever, you know, it's like the transport vehicles. What if they came down to test us to see if we was ready? But the same way like we can't, like I don't know what baboons be saying to each other. I've seen them call a meeting. I was at the zoo one time. They called a meeting. They all went in the cave. Two guys didn't come in.

The bodyguards went out and got them, made them come in. It looked like they voted on something to me, but I didn't know what was going on. My point is, maybe they have no idea that Joe Biden is the president. Maybe they look at what we got going on in here, and it's so dumb and low level that they can't process what we're doing.

And so they just was like, well, clearly this guy with all the land out in the woods is their king. He's setting bonfires every night. They interviewed some rednecks. And then they were like, these people ain't ready for us. Yeah, but that's how the British felt about Africa and they still took them, motherfuckers.

You know what I mean? I said they won't take us. I'm saying because they only was abducting rednecks, they've gotten a bad view of who we are as a people. Not that Biden would necessarily be better, but I wish they would have met David Bowie. I think that would have gone okay. You think that they like hanging out with rednecks because rednecks are into this shit and are like, fuck yeah, I may not be. Like they have good conversations with them because they're like in the experience.

I think it's emptiness. I think they're looking for lower populations. If that's real, they're really going out and abducting a lot of rednecks. I think they're just trying to find rural people. Or it's like I said, my bet, and it's just our butt holes hit.

It could be the butt holes. Juiced butt holes in the Milky Way, you know, but it's never any girls, which makes me think I should fuck a butt. Oh my God. You're right. It's always redneck dudes.

Nah, it's women. I mean, one of the most, one of the most famous cases, uh, Betty and Barney Hill. Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And there again, and there again,

it's like you have, But Barney had to be there to tell his side before anybody believed it. And he was freaked out. And he was freaked out way more than she was. Yeah. Did you guys remember that S&L sketch where they all acted? Yes. They all showed them peaceful, beautiful things except for Kate McKinnon.

That's she got buffed. That's the funniest sketch in 15 years on that show. 100% agree. Yeah. She goes, oh, that's what you've got to see. Yeah. Oh. they had me squatting over a ball.

That wasn't my experience at all. I'm walking out there, no pants just full porky pigging it, just peeing in a bowl. He said they've recovered a tool which can temporarily scramble your brain. It's like, so it's not quite like the, not quite like the little red light in men and black, but like it says it basically turns you into like a two-year-old for a little bit. So the best way I can describe, it's usually like forcing a stroke.

Forcing a stroke without actually having. one. It makes you delirious, but also childlike, for a number of hours. What if that's what dementia is? You see the aliens? It only happens to old people usually. Yeah. No, some people get early on set.

Yeah. Dude, I'm the little stones, and I was like, I thought you were talking about being on set again. No, no. I'm early on set. Did you see the green light? Although I think this is old, but it's coming back

because a new theory came out only four days ago. The green line on Jupiter. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. They saw green lightning on Jupiter. Yeah, I'm going to send it to you. In the middle of the great red spot or whatever. It was in a spot.

I don't know if it's the biggest one. It was like in the middle of a storm. It was like this big green fucking light fucking show going on in the middle of it. I'm going to send it to Tray and Corey because they have iPhones and I can do. that on this internet. I can't do it, but DJ's seen it. So I just send a text. While we're waiting on that to come through, just that like a one of the, like a, a lasting, at least semi-permanent feature of the surface of Jupiter, which is obviously like a gas planet, but it's that like, it's a fucking gigantic red storm that's like

the size of our moon. Yeah, it's crazy. That just don't ever stop. How wild is that? You got to It's wild as shit, dude. Yeah, I didn't know my ex moved to Jupiter, son. I mean, that's just, dude, that's as wild as the fucking sun. You know what I mean? That's crazy. Yeah, just a ball of gas. It's crazy, dude.

It's just stay hitting. Yeah. That's wild, dude. That's wild to think about how many of those are out there. Like, you think about how many fucking suns and how many fucking. Dude, it's wild. You see the green lightning? Yeah.

I mean, buddy. I mean, that looks like they're firing up. I don't even look like lightning to me. Looks like a fucking... That's what I'm saying. They're firing it up. They're having a rave or something. Trey, hold your phone up to the camera.

I mean, I will. I don't know if you're going to be able to see. Can you see that? Yeah, you can see that. See that green dot right there? Yeah. It's on Jupiter, bro. God damn, bro.

I bet we said bro a lot on this episode. What is that about when alien and alien culture and like DMT and bro culture kind of mix? Because you start saying... You only talk about it with your boys. I've never talked to a woman about aliens. No. Yeah, that's true. Why would you?

That ain't real. They don't care. They don't care. They have shit going on. It's either more important to not care about them. I know, I know. Wait, Drew, did you say that, did you just say there's recent some kind of new development or new theory about this green shit on Jupiter? Oh, I was trying to say that the green lightning is, is, they've seen it before.

It's not new. But four days ago, a new theory came out with new pictures, which is why it's back in the zeitguides. I just wanted to point out that we, it's not like this stuff started going on, and then we saw Green Lightning for the first time. I'm saying that it's in the news. What's the new theory? Just something about the North Pole of Jupiter. I don't know. Some like science-y shit.

You know, they'd be bullshit. Yeah, they'd be bullshit. I'll think what's interesting about now. wait hold on I just realize why women don't want to talk about aliens because most of them that I know don't give a shit about the actual explanation or the fun explanation

that's so fucking hilarious North Pole or aliens fuck both of that so sorry DJ I think I cut DJ off what was you saying buddy Oh I don't I forgot Oh yeah now I was thinking about how that Now we have now we have

Like a UFO defense, right? That is now people who are... Space Force? Yeah. They're a part of Space Force, right? And like right after Roswell... That's a wild thing that we just stopped talking about. Yeah.

This dude, I skipped over it, but this dude actually said something the effect of like, pay attention to Space Force or what's going on in space. Like, Space Force is, you know, obviously in on this whole thing and that's going to be part of their mission or whatever. I don't know. But anyway, go ahead. it's just how crazy that this is like now we have like before like in 1947 i believe is when the air force was first like before it was like the army air force like it was like but the air

force became like a thing was after was like after roswell and now we have this space force so it's like we continue to like i don't know if it's because we're finding that stuff so we're like able to keep up with them or if it's just if it's just it's way to end the conspiracy conspiracy conspiracy in the conspiracy let's go inception conspiracy we want to we want to spend a bunch of money on a new thing how do we do it well let's we got to get the public behind it well how we go to that yep let's invent a whole thing for them to be afraid of yep who's our best actor this guy that tray's been talking about yeah we're gonna pretend like we hate you for the next five years, but then you're a made man.

Yep, because you're right. Nobody gives a shit how much you spend on defense. You know what I mean? Like, you can always... That does make sense, except, like, at... No, it's aliens. That other bit I had about aliens about, like, no one's really giving a fuck, though.

Yeah, right, right, right, right. But no one's complaining about Space Force. Even with the presidential debates coming up, no one's like, we're wasting money on Space Force. And really, it's like, all Space Force is trying to do is get to the moon so they can bomb China. Can I tell you how much of a liberal bias I clearly have?

Whenever Space Force first became a thing, because it was under the Trump administration, I was like, this is the dumbest fucking shit ever. Now that he's gone, I'm like, ooh, Space Force is. But it didn't hit for me. Can we change the name, though? No, no, it makes sense.

Air Force, but it's just, it sounds so much like a Mel Brooks movie, you know. But like, no, Space Force. No, Space Force hits now. Sun Force hits. Sun Force does hit. Alien Force. So this...

Sun Force ones. One of the comments the guy got says, many abduction stories seem malevolent in nature. And the guy says, I think the harm they cause is similar to cutting open a mouse to check the local population for signs of bad health in a population, you know, collateral damage. So like, you know, laboratory.

subject type shit. I don't know. They just, I don't know why it's the butthole, you know, you glean a lot, glean on it a lot of information. Good hell.

Going up the butthole. Yeah. Good hell. Buttholes a window to the soul, buddy. Yeah, man. I definitely see that. But,

you know, I may be one of the reason why we're not here so much about the abductions anymore is because, like, they got all the information they needed. Right. Yeah. Yeah. We're pretty easy. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's, yeah. I mean, that, no, that, I mean, that makes sense.

Like, there's always so many bubbles you look at him before you like that. All right. I think I get how they work. Yeah. They stank. This dude claims, how wild would this be? He says, he says, oh, they could absolutely destroy us if they wanted to. They have started launch sequences before that we suspect were test on what they were dealing with, meaning like to test what. to test what our response would be, right? And I'm sure it was essentially nothing. And they're like, we'll miss our hands.

Yeah, right. We need a challenge. But imagine how freaked out if you were like, you know, if you were the one on the comms or whatever that day, the fucking big giant alien ocean factory starts a fucking countdown or whatever. Bro. That'd be wild. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. That up. That's wild. It's wild to think about also just on our own how many times we've almost got into like nuclear destruction with other country. Like no wonder they're close to America because man, we have almost new people on accident or just because it was the president's birthday. Yeah, yeah, man. Yeah, yeah. He only turned 69 once. Yeah. Yeah. I would kill if we had a 69 year. old president kill yeah no no shit spring chicken buddy our standards uh he claims that uh some of

the craft they have the more seemingly the more advanced or specialized ones are uh like have some kind of almost like pseudo cloaking technology that they're hard to you know see or it's like i don't know if it looks like the predator you're not a predator look all shimmery or whatever but you still kind of see it's only semi does that blow anyone else's mind like it's like these people can uh manipulate time and gravity, but not light. I mean, there's almost like some comfort in that. It's like, well, they have some limitations. Right.

Let's see. This guy claims that when Fukushima happened, the underwater facility deployed multiple craft to that location over the course of weeks. That was the meltdown, right? The nuclear meltdown? Yeah. In Japan. Man, Japan.

Had it rough, buddy. yeah i mean at was at one point it was like shouldn't have been talking shit but like very much so you know but and then now it's like we stop talking shit yeah right jesus well we didn't blow up their fucking you know that that was the lord that they don't believe in because we killed it they went back to believing in god after that you know what's shit i left you now motherfucker yeah where was he where was you boy yeah Well, damn, boys. But I just, I know, we're about, we're about at time.

I'm trying to do a quick scan and see if there's any other, like, super wild things in here. I mean, it's all super wild, obviously. But, uh, let's see, he said, somebody asked him, like, if, is their technology increasing rapidly or whatever? And he says, I wouldn't call it an increase of technology. It's more like adjustments or a better of understanding of how to operate. Um, these are all great answers no dude they are good answer

yeah he's like he could just be because dude you know how some of them larpers be right live action role play like I mean they do they get into it yeah like fucking so like he could just be a really good one of those but I'm saying man pages and pages of an army

or yeah he's stealing a little bit of everybody's and you know right but that's what but he does it in a way that it kind of like tracks with the other reports that have come out like it kind of fits with other shit you've heard. So it's like even if this dude, there's just some basement dwelling in cell or whatever, which he probably almost certainly is.

But even if he's like he's done a good job with this. Yeah, creating a theory. Send me that. I already did, but I'll send it back to you. It's in the DJ thread. Oh, right. I got it.

Trey, write a whole movie about this guy in drama school. And the government comes to him. And they're like, you're the most talented actor. the history of human humankind and you could be the next whatever you want but your country needs you son yeah the mandarin mark on the role of a lifetime yeah just years of all that i'm very i love that yeah no that's fucking i think that's great that would hit uh sorry i'm sorry i know we're about to quit so i'm no it's fine wild shit in here that i want to i really wish that i

didn't have to go to a second location because i could genuinely sit here for three more hours we might have to do a part two next week that's all I'm saying I'm just saying you know that's fine we could bring Travis in here it might be a wild card hey bring DJ and Travis both in

and just we'll just sit out that's what I mean I mean we'll just chill and listen yeah all right there's there is like yeah it goes on for a long time anyway it's pretty wild

but I just keep I don't know I just keep thinking like it's just there's a lot of alien stuff man it keeps coming out and going on and I'm like and making sense sometimes I feel like

like that maybe it's about to happen. Yeah, I know, I know. Like sometime in the relatively future, like it might be, because I always wanted to be alive.

Yes. And that happened, you know, because, I would like to be old. I don't want to be alive and old. And I got kids, I don't want them to kill it.

Part of that is because I always, I always told myself that like, any civilization that advanced would also have advanced, like, philosophically and ethically. Empathy. Yeah. I'm like,

because we're not fucking, We're not cutting thieves hands off as a general rule anymore and that type of burning women at the stake for liking numbers. Like, we don't do the type of shit we used to do. So if they evolve it the same way, then maybe they'd be cool to us. It all comes back around. That's when I tell themselves, I could sleep at night. Maybe they evolved past empathy. Yeah, they're just like robot.

Yeah, they don't. They're like, no, we don't hate you. You just don't hit. You're just nothing. We nothing you, right. The British Empire is that in order to expand, you must not care or have feelings. So like once you get to a certain point, it's like, yeah, like Drew said that's expansion isn't their goal really.

Maybe it is. We just thought that's what we always think. Because that's how we be. That's how we be. We're anthropomorphizing them. Yes. We're anthropomorphizing them and being like, well, they clearly would be like us because we hit and we know stuff.

But yeah, you're right. It's probably a whole lot of like, is this a threat to the rest of the solar system? Is this a threat? Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? Are these beings going to? evolve into something and we're not

yeah we go in the backwards so they might be so they very much might be like looking at us I mean we'll know when the fucking we'd be crazy the nukes will get nuked

and then we don't get to see the fucking aliens or they get you know they do shoot nukes at each other and then fucking the aliens come and be like no y'all get killed

by the aliens yeah what if like the nukes did fly and then they just sort of like evaporated or fucking or got lasered in the air or something like that. And then fucking whirl like that.

Yeah. Like that, we'd be in deep shit though if that happened. That'd be some shit, boy. That'd be the ultimate test failure. But I mean, God damn, how wild would that be? Wild.

If they are evil or, you know, wish us harm. And DG and I have talked about this before. I genuinely hope Trump's in charge. Like, if we're just going to die anyway, God, that would be so fucking fun. Yeah, that would be. But do you have to the Independence Day speech.

Yeah. I know. Dude, I think I'm taking credit for their ideas. I talked about that. I thought of that podcast. Randy Quaid's back. I rewatched Independence Day with my boys during Trump's presidency. And that speech, which always super hit for me, like, I almost had an existential crisis over that.

Yeah. While watching it because I was like, it was like, dude, this is what we used to think the president was. Yeah. And that he could do anything. leave this. And you remember at where we are now, man? Yeah.

Bummed me out. And like Harrison Ford in that movie where he plays the president and he's like kicking people's ass and shit. Get off my plane. We ain't had an asswoman president since fucking Teddy Roosevelt. Whereas if it went down like that,

Trump would literally be up there be like, the generals tell me we're all going to die. Maybe not me. All of you are. Yeah. No, dude, fucking quote like quote from the other. It would be great. Take me.

two year later, you know, three hours later, no, but seriously. No, the real one. Yeah. This is funny. I get the bit, but like, where's the real guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's because all the people we abducted voted. That makes sense.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Well, get back to it, Joe, I reckon. All right. Well, hey, that was fucking fun. Yeah, we'll do your thing. I do want to, yeah, I want to have Irvine come on. I want to talk about this more.

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