wellRED podcast - #331 - The Indian Outlaw Tushar Singh Returns!!

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

What's up WellRedders? Boy do we have a treat for y'alll! Despite being sans Trae for today's episode, we called the bullpen and had em bring in The Indian Outlaw himself, Mr. Tushar Singh! topics include: fatherhood, mental health, detroit style pizza, Elon Musk and "X", Tushar's paintings, and much more!!   Corey and Trae got a new book coming out called Round Here and Over Yonder and we'd be tickled pink if youd pre order it! You can do so by clicking here or by going to TraeCrowder.com or CoreyRyanForrester.com Speaking of  TraeCrowder.com go there to get tickets to see Trae Live! For Drew go to DrewMorganComedy.com For bonus stuff from Corey please subscribe over at PartTimeFunnyMan.com Be sure to check out our sister podcasts: Puttin' On Airs, Weekly Skeews, Gravy Baby To watch full episodes of Puttin On Airs, go to WatchPOA.com 

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What's going on, everybody? Well-read podcast. We are Sands Trey, but we have picked up one, the Indian outlaw. Tushar Singh is with us. Everybody get excited. Let's plug our shit first and foremost, because this conversation is going to get out of hand. Drew, what are you got going on?

You're in a different location. so I know you're doing things. I've been in New York, but by the time this comes out, you can see me in San Diego this weekend. I'll be doing Culture Court at Goodbar, and then I'll be doing the don'ttails down there. Then I'm taping a don't tell in Venice, California, August 4th. That is up on the dump tell website.

It says, well, I'm taping. You can come out to it. I'll be in Austin later in August. Toshar. Hell yeah. I have a few shows coming up. I'm opening for a couple of, opening for Rafi in Zaney, Chicago on 9-11.

Drew, 9-10. I'm 9-10, too, but 9-11. For me, you know, you can go to part-time funnyman.com. That's my substack. You can subscribe. There's a lot of cool shit over there. And also, check out our sister podcast. Drew and DJ, DJ Lewis, of course, have gravy baby.

Me and Trey have putting on airs. What's that, buddy? With Carmen Morales. Oh, I'm so sorry. And, of course, me and Trey have putting on airs, and we were proud to announce we were officially part of the Cumulus Network. Pretty cool shit. I enjoy it, putting on airs. You can get all those wherever you get your podcast.

Boys, I wanted to start out this podcast by telling you all a story of what happened to me. It's very brief. This happened to me at the lake, but I know it's going to hit Supreme for y'all, especially Drew. So we're there, and this is our annual family lake trip to Branson, Missouri. Very fancy, right? And since the last time we were there, there are three new additional children to the mix. Like three of the cousins, myself included, have had children. So we've just, I mean, it's just fucking full of infants, toddlers.

There's all these kids running around. So the two of the four-year-olds and two of the two-year-olds are in the front yard a couple days ago when I am making my laps around this little lake town because I'm getting my steps in. you know, we're eating a lot of shit. I'm trying to stay healthy. Well, every time I pass the house where they're in front, they've just like, they've ran out into the road going, hey, Corey, hey, Corey. And it was very cute. And I was like, oh, this is great. So every time I'd make a lap, they'd come out, hey, Corey, hey, Corey. So I'm on my, like, fourth or fifth lap. I'm coming up to them. And I go ahead and take my headphones off because I'm ready to say, hey, back to them. They come running out into the street. And I'm thinking, this is about to be so cute. I might even film it.

And as soon as I pass them, instead of going, hey, Corey, hey, hey, Corey, all of them in unison look at me and just go, hey fat boy, hey big old fat boy, you fat boy, hey, you stupid fat boy, like the two-year-olds too.

And I'm like, hey, like it's adorable because it's kids, but I'm still sensitive. And so I think to myself, okay, Amber and all the other cousins have like put them up to this.

And I go in there and I go, listen to what just happened. Did y'all tell them to do this? And they were like, no, they must have just picked up on that. I'm saying out. Like, after several.

No, I didn't get it on tape. I wish I had of, but. He got on tape. He totally deleted it. Dude, dude, listen. Okay, okay, first off, I am a very sensitive person. I like to, uh, I don't like it when things happen in which I'm not hitting, but you know good and well that if I had that on tape, I would at least put it out for what

the kids call internet clout. The funny part about that story is that they, the kids had a meeting between laps. Yes. To decide to call you. Here's how to make it went. Why is he walking so much? Like,

why is he keep doing laps and then he goes, because he's fat? Yep. That's the, I'm glad you picked up on that because if one of them had to just said it and the other ones had a followed, it would have been like, oh,

one of them had the idea, but it was in unison. Yeah. Yeah. We got high. Well, then they're, okay,

out that he fat. Yeah, yeah. And then they have to decide to make that known to him. Right, right, right, right. Yeah. Do you think one of them was like, we should tell him? Yeah. You know, like, almost in a sweet way.

And then the other ones were like, we should yell it at. But do you think it's like, they're like, man, he probably doesn't know. Yeah. Someone would have. Yeah. At least one of them thought they were informing it. Yeah. I have a feeling it was my niece, Sadie, which is my wife's brother's kid.

And I say that because Sadie, me and her have a very, like, we mess with each other relationship. She's got such a good sense of humor. Like, she understood sarcasm at two and was able to, like, give it and take it. You know what I mean? Like, you can say things to her that you would normally not be able to say to a kid because they wouldn't know how to take it, but she does. And how this has happened, Corey called this little girl and I do little pig. Oh, no. No, no.

No, I would never, listen, I would never do that. I would never once do that. Like the only, like, the only things I say to Sadie is like, I'll, I'll joke with her. Like, she'll be like, I want some ice cream, you know, and I'll be like, oh, that's good, but I literally just ate all your popsicles in the house. I would never degrade her like looks. I know better than to do that to a little girl. But Sadie, what she'll do from time to time is she'll like, we'll be hanging out and she's like,

Uncle, she'll get really sweet. She'll go, Uncle Corey, can you come here? And I'm like, yeah. And she goes, you're my best friend. You know that, right? And I'm like, yeah. And she goes, okay, well, I got to tell you a secret. And I'm like, okay, Sadie, and she'll get up in my ear and go, you're bald.

You know what I mean? So, like, she's the orchestrator of all this. You are bald. You're not fat, though. I'm fat to a kid. Sure. You know what I mean? My first album.

Yeah. I actually am fat unless you knew how fat I once was. That's the only people that think I'm not fat is people who have said. me fatter, you know? Right, right, right. Yeah, that's me with a lackability. Yep, that's true. Yeah, the good dude, yeah.

I think that the kids, too, like, I've had kids ask me what's wrong with my belly. Yeah. It didn't think that they knew it was fat. Like, it would have been funnier, but it is interesting that they weren't like, you know, I don't know, he's swollen or something. Right, right. They know what fat is. Yeah, yeah, they do.

Or maybe the two-year-olds just learned it, actually. It's the saddest when you're holding an infant and they go for your boob. Yeah. You're like, uh, roasted. That's never happened to me. But even when I'm at my fattest, like my tits are small. You got tiny tits. I'll do.

Speaking of infants going for your tits, this is not like, this is not that, but it kind of, my, my son, he loves, like, laying between either mine or my wife's crotch, like, so that your legs are on either side of him. Like he feels comfortable. He's in his little cocoon. And that's great. And I love that. I've always loved that. Like, it's a great spot.

It's a great spot to put him. He's safe in there. But he's just recently discovered his feet, and he likes kicking him around. And so now my nuts are like just a punching bag. So I'm going to have to like get some sort of cup situation. And dude, it is, it's rough. You have to wear a cup to hang out with your kid? Yeah.

Yeah. Because he really loves being there. And it's like it's such a great spot to when he's kind of fussy. If you put him between your legs, he will instantly shut up and be happy. But then he just speedbags my balls with his feet. Well, why can't you flip him around? On his stomach. Yeah.

No, he likes to be able to see you. His head, his feet the other out. You're like, he likes to see you. He loves eye contact. Okay. So let me look at this. when he's down there. You'd be farting on his head?

Oh, yeah. I mean, like, not on purpose, but if I have to fart, I'm farting. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, he'd be farting on my head.

Yeah. Yeah. Pheromones, baby. You've got to raise him up right. You're part of this family. It's a feet fart. We're a feet farting family. Cory Ryan Forrester.com or Trey Crowder.com. It's in both of those places as well. We were number one in travel humor and number one in rural life humor this past week. Thanks to everybody who's pre-ordered it. So if you haven't, we really wish you would. It's a really, really funny travel guide and we had so much fun making it. All right. Love y'all. Back to the podcast.

Is having a baby easier than it's perceived? This stage, I mean, for me, now you have to understand we and we get told this all the time. And I know it's true because, you know, obviously this is my first kid, but like I have nieces and nephews who I was like, I was there for a lot of their babyhood. And ours is infinitely easier because he, he doesn't cry like at all. We had a nine hour car ride yesterday. He slept for the first six. And then for two, he was awake, but just kind of giggling and playing with his ball. And then he went back to sleep for the last hour. So like we have a fucking insanely easy baby. Also what you have to understand. is the privilege that me and Amber have of. I work from home. Amber's a teacher, so she's been off the entire time we've had him, so none of us are going to work.

So, like, yes, I thought this was going to be insanely hard, and it's not been, but like we're also really lucky. You know what I mean? I can't think of someone who deserves it less as far as the child that you were, I know.

And you. No, no, no. But see, when I was a baby, this is exactly how I was. Oh, I see you were an orphan teen. Okay.

Yeah. Yes. So you have to understand that in my... I was a good baby too. And then... Yeah. So you have to understand that in my mind, this means I know exactly what's coming. Like, he's following the trajectory of me.

Like, I would... Dude, I was a fucking awesome kid literally until fifth grade. And that's what I was told later by a psychologist or whatever is because that's when we switch schools. And I moved over to another school and I was trying to make friends. And I found out like, oh, shit, if I do this stuff, you know what I mean? My man found the serotonin drip and they never turned it off. Nope, never once.

They're farting on them feet. What were you like? What was that? Go ahead. Wait, what's the question? What were y'all like as babies and children? Because we mean, we know how we all ended up, but like I was a great baby and great, like, child, child and then turned into an insane person. What about y'all?

I was really, really quiet and really kind of calm and kind of peaceful and kind of, I didn't say much. Observed a lot. I was never a class class. Like when growing up, like, I was only funny like to the kid next to me in the back row. So I was never like loud or any of that. It's about to get sad. But I was a real good baby and a pretty good student. And mostly because I like the win.

And I started getting in choice. for being like loud and you know, ADD type stuff in like third, fourth grade. I was kind of allowed, tried to be the loud, funny kid until seventh or eighth grade.

That's when my brother started getting fucked up. And then dude, I tried very hard to be, in retrospect, to be like the antidote. Like I tried very hard to be the perfect kid so my parents had like one that wasn't,

making them cry every night. And that is like why I ended up being the valedictorian and all the other boys. It's literally just a direct response to that shit. So I just, I was quiet. Then I got loud for about four years and then I got real quiet again. How did you, how did you guys react to when your folks were fighting? Did you join? Did you make it worse?

Did you sit out? When I was little, I mean, it really, really, I was very sensitive. that it really broke my heart. And I was, like, run away. I would let go outside of it. Yeah, I mean, I'm... That's my question, huh? No, I mean, I'm the same way, and, like, it certainly affected me later in life.

Like, it could be... Now, granted, like, both my parents are awesome. Like, it was not an abusive household, but, like, there was a lot of... My dad dealt with, you know, both of his parents died within a year of each other when he was in his early 30s, and, like, we were young. And he was an only... only child. He didn't even know any of his other family. So he was super depressed. So like, obviously we forgive him for certain ways that he acted during that time. But like, yeah,

like it was fucking, it was hard, dude. And like that affected me for, you know, like a long time. But no, I definitely never jumped in, dude. I like would immediately go to my room and just start playing Super Nintendo or whatever, pretend it wasn't happening, you know. But then like, it's totally affected like how I treated relationships early on. And I didn't. didn't realize that until I went to therapy and I was like, oh, shit. I just thought that's how it was supposed to be. Yeah, shut her down. Get out of my face, bitch.

How long have you been in therapy now? Take two and a half years. Something like that. Oh, the old Pandy, huh? Got you in. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like one of the few percentile

of people who like kind of figured some shit out during the pandemic instead of you know letting it get away from i mean the first couple months was like i let it get away from me big time but like you know i quit drinking so heavily i went to therapy i got on medication it's been you know obviously i'm still suck and don't hit but i'm definitely a better version of not hitting but you should next time you have therapy you should work on whatever that i still suck part well i think it's just self-awareness i'm doing great i think i'm doing great i'm dude i'm the worst person world, but yeah. Well, no, but I think, but it's like, I think it's just, that's just self-awareness, like,

which is, like, kind of health. Like, I don't mean I'm the biggest piece of shit ever. I just mean, like, I'm not in any way, like. You didn't want to see what you were saying you fixed it. You were just saying you didn't work. That's it. That's it. That's it.

I never, yeah, I never want to give off the illusion that, like, I'm good now. You know what I mean? Because, like, you know, all the time I'm now. But, like, that's the cool thing about therapy is, like, now you, it, like, gives you the tools to like when you do something and you realize oh wait that's not a good thing whereas used to you just lived your life the way that you lived your life and you were like well fuck i mean that's just how i am but now i'm i'm able to be like oh add that to the list of things to mention you know what i mean yeah man it yeah how is it uh in the indian community it's also it's getting more and more

open but the thought of doing therapy is just almost like uh do you do you do you do you have like people you don't tell that you're in therapy because you're scared of it. I used to I would like for sure and then I sort of adopted this um like this is so super cliche but like it does kind of it is kind of a good worldview to like put your mindset in which is um I think it's those who those who matter don't mind and those who mine don't matter you know what I mean like like I've just started like one day I realized like oh do what you ever read that phrase didn't have a dad yeah that's true but I guess what I mean is like eventually I got to the point where I was like you know what man if there's someone that sees me as being weak for going to therapy or or especially someone who

thinks that depression isn't real frankly I don't need that person as a friend so I don't really care you know what I mean yeah I don't think people who see it as weak matter at all. I do think there's people out there who like very much related to like, oh, there's something wrong with you. Like it still feels very like taboo. And it's also, and there's people out there who are like, I'm fine, you're doing that. Don't talk about it. Yeah, yeah. It's like imprime. I don't talk about the problems. It's like witchcraft. Like you're a witch. And they're trying to fix you. Yeah. On which. I mean, I'm very vocal about it,

especially amongst my friends because so many of my friends have some of the same issues that I do. and I'm like really trying to be like, guys, you have no idea that that you don't have to feel that way. You know what I mean? Because like I started feeling like whenever I started going to therapy, I started, I was like, God damn it, you wasted so many years of your life not, you could have already, like, I could have already felt this way 10, 15 years ago. Like, you know how much of a fucking cheat code that would have been in my personal life, my career?

Like, I just want everybody, like, I wouldn't want to be selfish and like keep that to myself, you know. Yeah. How'd you find the therapist? That's the hardest part for me. I've been through two and I'm like, I'm in four. Dude, they sponsored our podcast and it was the pandemic. And it was, I mean, they're not sponsoring us right now, but I'll go ahead and say it was, you know, better help one of those type things.

And, uh, and I hated going places and seeing people. And so when I, and I was like, that was like my excuse for not doing it. And then when it was like, you can do it online. And, um, I had a, I had a huge like basically nervous breakdown when, when, me and the boys were like in Indianapolis, and I ended up skipping, I ended up not going on our next week's tour date, like canceled the show.

And like I'd never done that as a professional comedian. I'd done that as like an amateur, like not see the show, but I'd never done that as a professional. And then I just like, I even told the guys, I was like, well, look,

if I'm, if this is getting to be such a problem that I'm being unprofessional and missing work, then I literally have to go do something about it. I can't just, I can't just have that happening and go, well, whatever,

you know, Yeah, I haven't spoken about this on here because I sort of feel like, you know, they sponsored us and blah, blah, blah. But I think it's fine to say it now because you had such a positive experience. My experience with Better Help was very negative. The first person was young and ill-equipped. She would like ask me to meet at like seven in the morning before she went to one of her other two jobs because America's a night. And I remember there was a point where we were talking about one of my issues. as it relates to religion and like my reaction to the concepts of hell and heaven and like how that's stuck with me and it like gave me a lot of a lot of thought I used to have panic attacks about like going to heaven like living forever used to like literally put me in the corner and and in retrospect what she was trying to say was a lot of kids hear that story and don't react that way so let's talk about you and your makeup that made you react to that story that way but the way it came out was like

that's on you. And I know she was religious. She had told me that before. So she was almost like, why you freaking out about heaven, dude? Like heaven rules. And I was like,

we're done. The next person I found the like most highly rated one. And she canceled on me three times. I think she was just like, the ratings were so high. She was too busy. And the last time she canceled was five minutes before our session. And I was like,

I'm never doing this again. I'm not going to speak during the fucking ads. I can't go on our podcast and tell people to do better help. But I'm glad that there's like another side of that story because I want stuff like that to be working. Right. You know what I mean? No, dude, truth be told, I mean, yeah, I know that that can happen. And this is another, you know, example of earlier when you were saying, like, no one deserves less having an easy child than you.

I got a good therapist on the first go and also my medication worked on the first time. Like, they had told me, like, you know, it might take a couple. You're going to have to go through several doses. Whatever we figured out together is still my medicine, and it still works great. So, like, I am just a really, I'm the luckiest, depressed, sad person ever. Well, I think everyone deserves to have good mental health. I specifically, I want to be very clear, said that you don't deserve a good kid because I can't believe you were a good kid. Yeah, that's all I'm.

Yeah, no, I hear you. No, I hear you. Are you like doing this? Just a lot or is it just me? No, it's, we drove, uh, I drove nine hours straight yesterday and my back and my shoulders are just, you know, just fucked up. Yeah. Yeah, I'm kind of, I do that.

I need a massage really bad. I've actually got a pretty big lump on my shoulder here. I need, like, like, yeah, off his meds is just talking about. No. No, it's, special kind of adderol or something. Methylene, what do you mean, dude? No, dude. I wish you could feel.

You don't be taking four, man. I wish you could come feel the stress lump that's in my shoulders. I just need a massage very badly and I've been putting it off for a while. Yeah, I'm gonna get a massage today, I think, if I can work out the time. I'm jealous to you, dude.

You're in, y'all in fucking New York, like you can just go down the street, get a massage, get ramen, do a cool bang, get some Italian. Like, I'm, I wish I was there with y'all. Buddy, come visit. Last night was so fun. This is the best hangs I ever had.

The hang was so fun, I can't talk about what we talked about. about on the podcast. Yeah. Those are the best comedic. Adam Friedland is the funniest person to hang out with maybe ever. Definitely funniest white person of everyone. For sure, for sure.

Where was the good qualifier there? What was the show y'all did last night? Max Fine, Adam Freeland and Kenny DeForest show called Post Moose. It was just a bar show. It was a good bar show. Fun bar show. Me Too Shar. Andre Thompson was on it.

He's one of the main writers at Charlemagne the God Show at Comedy Central. There were other people on, I don't know. I'm not trying to skip those people. I just, I knew, I knew him from before. Yeah. I love, I love old Maxie boy. Are y'all, I'm trying to like live vicariously through the, through y'all. So I know you've got a flight later, Drew, but like after we record this podcast,

are y'all going to go eat somewhere that hits? Yeah, we're going to go get lunch. What kind of are you going to do a bang bang? Probably not. Oh, you a bang massage. Yeah, that's right. It's not, I, like, I understand why that's feeling to some people, but bang bangs have never appealed to me.

It runs the rest of my day. They don't appeal to me until I'm in New York, really. I mean, like, just because of the variety, like, if I'm only in New York for one day, I'm like, damn it, I'm never around all this variety. I can't just eat, pick one. You know what I mean? What do you miss the most?

The ramen, I was trying to, like, be a cool guy. I think because I'm in L.A. I just don't have that. Yeah, that's true. I miss the ramen the most. Those, like, say, we're in New York for eight hours. What do you want to do? I want to eat. all the food.

There's good ramen in Knoxville. We have a good ramen place in chat, a good ramen place, but I'm talking about like in New York, they've got the ones where you sit in the cubicle and you don't even have to see nobody. I love that shit. Solo ramen, different type of ramen. They put your shit. You don't even see the waiter. They put

it through a fucking stall like you're in prison. But like their whole thing is like this is better for the experience because all your Sensories are on the food or whatever and then also like then being able to just walk out and just get a slice and a Coke, you know, that that also rolls. Casual bang, bang. Yeah. Hell yeah. Slice would be good. I did have pizza in New Haven.

The wedding I was doing this weekend was in New Haven, Connecticut. And two different New Yorkers, like one from Staten Island, one who was racing Queens told me you're going to New Haven, you got to get the pizza. Yeah. Like, I don't know if people know about New York, but New York will never. ever, ever, ever talk about anyone else's pizza. They're like Chicago pizza's fucking trash. Everyone, Italy's pizza's fucking trash. Two people, including Revella, Peter Revella, were like,

you want to New Haven? You got to get the pizza. Sally's and Frank Pepe's. Yeah, yeah. And I tried to go to Sally's and the line was out the door, and they literally walked up to me and were like, the guy in front of me is the last one we can serve. So I was like, fuck, I went over to Frank Pepe's thinking it was going to be the same story.

but they have a slightly different style where it's like a more limited menu and they just bang them out of the door and it's basically if you get there before closed we're going to get you a pie. Buddy, I have no idea. I don't know enough about it. But like it was this thin crust

with a certain amount of salt. The crust was like eating a pretzel. Really? When you had the crust left. Yeah. But when you don't have the crust left, the crust on the pizza was the best thin crust pizza, I mean, ever, of all time.

Krispy? So crispy. Also soft somehow. Yeah. The salt was perfect. It was unbelievable. Yeah. I favorite style of pizza is Detroit.

Me too. Well, it's the most underrated. No, no, no. But it's like there's no, there's no crust. They have cheese to the edge. She's the party. I like that. Do you know the myth?

I don't know if it's a myth or not. But like some people say, I don't know if that's true. I guess that's what a myth is. but like of how Detroit-style pizza got made. Uh-uh. Something to do with poor, porness, I think. Oh, yeah, and black, as always.

I mean, when you gun to your head, you would have. I was hoping it was like the Crunchberry Captain Crunch story where like the factory exploded. No. No. Dude, he doesn't care to me and my friends used to do was the oops all berries. We would just, he was gay. For no reason, Captain Crunch was gay during the oops all berries run. Oops all berries.

Sorry, go ahead. No, it was, it was so, the rumor is, is that in Detroit, obviously, there was this black dude, worked at, let's say, you know, Ford or Chevy, whatever, you know, one of those places. And he comes home from a long day of work and he's hungry and he wants his wife to make him a pizza. And she's like, okay, but she didn't have, like, she didn't have her, the pizza pan or whatever. and he had an old pan that he brought home from work that was used to like store his nuts and bolts and shit and so she just got that and put the dough in it and like made it that way which is

you know rectangular rectangular whatever and so it was like super thick with the cheese to the end and she made it and he was like this is the shit and so like he told everybody about it and that's how Detroit style pizza got made that's what I hear that's what I choose to believe I think it's got to be at least somewhat real because it's not crazy.

Right. It makes men. They're not real. It's, well, again, the factory exploded. And the cheese landed on the pizza, and we were like, what? Yeah, I choose to believe that. But it's also great how companies make the factory exploding into a positive thing. It's like, no, we've had some factories explode.

What happened was our kids were born with three legs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is good, too. It's a very, uh, PR angle. Let's make a positive spin out of this explosion. They're red because of the blood. That's why they're red because of the blood. That's why they're red. Raspberrys.

I didn't have a line pump in my head. That would have made too sharp fall on the floor and I couldn't say it. Damn it. That sucks. That blows. I'm going to mute and I'm just going to tell him and you can watch him laugh. Okay. Okay.

Damn it. Damn it. I know it. Yeah, we're back. We're back. Oh, God damn it. That's, that's one. So, hey, by the way, Twitter's no more.

Did y'all know that? What does that mean? What do you mean? He's rebranding it to X. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. It's over, huh? I saw that Rebel Black thing, but I didn't know what it was about.

Wait, why? Because he hasn't ruined it completely, you know? I mean, listen, we all know the value of a rebrand. Like, that really is a thing. And, like, but, yeah, he just, like, I think he, you know, X is a big thing for him. Like, a lot of his companies are named X. So I think it's, like, him trying to be like, all right, this is a one-stop. shop.

Like, apparently it's going to, he's going to make it to where, like, it has, you can use X to like, it'll be Venmo as well. You'll be doing podcast uploaded directly to it. Like, he's just basically trying to make it a thing that Twitter is not. But, and also, this is what's funny to me about that whole. He tweeted he's like, if anyone comes up with a good enough X logo by tonight, we will announce it and use it tomorrow. And I was like, this motherfucker is literally skirting a graphic designer.

He's just going to have somebody. from Twitter upload a thing and then he's going to take it. He's not even going to pay anybody. He's not retained people in exposure. That's what I saw because I saw that rebel flag joke, which was pretty good.

Somebody suggested the rebel flag. But I just assumed X was something to do with the car company or whatever, you know? No. That's too short quit. He's going to join X. Now, that's a only X I like, buddy.

Oh, man. Yeah, but it's, yeah, so now when you're not discarding, obviously, but it's also extra funny that you're right about it because it's like, coming up with a design idea for the letter X, it's the most simple thing in the world. It's really just being able to execute it. He's just getting free library. Yeah, yeah. It's free library. And like, what do you want it to look like? I don't know when X.

But you're saying a rebranding, like, you know, defense companies do rebranding. Of course. You know, like, to be like, oh, we fucked up. So it's like, it is an acknowledgement that he fucked up. Yeah, it's almost like, to what end? Twitter's like one of the most noticed, like known companies on the planet Earth. Right. People are leaving. People are leaving.

Yeah. Because he fucking did the thing where you have to subscribe. Yeah. And I'm an idiot. And well, he did the thing that when you subscribe, you get pushed to the top and people don't want to see that. They want to see what they want to see. But the other thing, though, I have to say, because like, fuck Elon and every idea he's had about Twitter. The vision of this, though, becoming like a podcast, like a one-stop shop, he didn't come up with it.

But like, yeah, that could work. But he needed a better plan. Should have been the first plan. It should have been why he bought it and then the first move, not a fucking clearly day. Stumbling into it. Now, after urinate, you know, that second P is harder to hold him after you get up in. Oh, yeah. I got a second.

The seal break. All right. Taking a break, or are we going to just keep running? No. keep rolling. I want to talk to you. I hadn't seen you in a long time. You still growing? Oh, Father of the Year. Yeah, I'm drawing. Can I show you the last picture I drew? Yes, please. I think the well-read fans are really, really going to love this. Hold on, one second. Let's do a little like, Tushar now, guys, for all of you listening, has gotten up, and he is going to retrieve the last picture he drew.

He says that well-red fans will love it, so I have to assume it is, yep, it is Mitch McConnell with his tent out. It is bitch McConnell, my friends. Bitch McConnell. What a fucked up mind I have. Dude, you need to auction that off for charity and then keep 50% of money for yourself, of course. Bloody, I mean, it's a wild thing to do. That is tremendous. Like, here's the fucking thing, Tushar, and I know that, you know, we've said it before,

but, like, hidden behind how hilarious your paintings are, you are a tremendous artist. Like, and knowing that you use your power for evil is so great. I love it. Well, it's like, here's the thing. That was on pastel and charcoal, but the thing is, like, I desperately, like, I love drawing. And I, and I've drawn as a kid. I stopped for 15 years because of fucking adulthood. And then I started again about five, six years ago.

And it's one thing to be an artist and I'm drawing the thing. But then you start realizing it's like what you. for comics, like what you joke about is very indicative of who you are. And then what you draw, or like what you decide to put onto a canvas is like also very indicative of who you are. And I'm like, I'm a funny guy.

I want to draw something funny. And it's very limited unless you start doing cartoon strips and shit. Of course. And I'm not a cartoonist. So now I'm putting, I'm doing Clarence Thomas next. And it's going to be hilarious.

And I'm going to do Modi from the PM of India. and there's a fourth one. And then I'm going to start trying to sell them as like merch and shit like that. What you just said was actually a great lead in to the question I had right before you started talking, which was because that is true, because as a creative person, you always tend to, everything's a little bit autobiographical in a way. Like your personality comes through in all your art. Have you, because I know how your brain works,

have you drawn something so fucked up that you wouldn't feel comfortable showing it on this podcast. I mean, that is, dude, it's Mitch McConnell in a postmenopausal lady's body.

Yeah. I mean, it's about as fucked as it gets. And it's pretty graphic. It's a nude lady. I don't, I don't, she don't spread eagle,

but like, it's like a model's pose. And it's just a bizarre. Let me rephrase here. Let me rephrase a bit. You once purchased me a book, uh, that I,

like an idiot brought to my house and forgot to put up. and the book was called slave trading in the old South and you inscribed it to Corey from Tushar white power that's what I mean is have you ever drawn

anything like that like your fucked up brain have you ever just been like here's one for the boys no the bitch McConnell is the first example of what that's good what that is

there's a pretty solid DMX right to my left I got a DMX that's DMX that's DMX that's DMX it's DMX I said it out loud and then there was like epaplaz

or I was like God, what if that's not being met? No, I would have I would have edited it for you. I had one of those moments the other day that I had to catch myself going, dude, that is, that is, that is, it's not bad racist, but it is racist. And it's that I swear to God, I could have sworn that I saw Jerry Rice at a Walmart in Branson, Missouri. I was convinced. And then I was like, and then I was like, dude, we're at a Walmart in Branson, Missouri. I swear to God, I almost went, dude, are you Jerry Rice? And I was like, no, it's not Jerry Rice.

Because especially the first clue that it wasn't Jerry Rice is he was there with a woman and they were splitting their groceries. Like they were doing two separate payments. And I still was like, all right, Jerry Rice is frugal. That's how you keep your room. Well, you never know. He's got boundaries, dude. Heroes fall from great. You could be splitting some.

I think he just wants to make sure she's in it for things other than them. Right. Right. Yeah. He was super athletic looking, look just like Jerry Ross. I don't think that would have offended that guy because of who it was. Like, I feel like if somebody asked me if I was Jerry Rice, I'd be like, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, dude, I don't think that I'm, listen, there, obviously we know the trope and stereotype of white people thinking all black people look alike, but it's not like a black person is incapable of actually looking like another person. You know what I mean? 100%. Like, I studied this on like sociological. level back in my previous job. I was trained on it. It was a better way to stay at it. It sounds like I was up at night, but though they were just telling me, hey, this is a good point. You should understand. Cross racial identification is one of the least reliable things we still allow in the court system. When they do studies on it, only like 10% of people can actually identify someone they saw one time and then like see them again the next day or two. cross racially.

And the people who can do it, 100% of the time, it's because they grew up around whatever they were at to do. So if you're white, but you grew up around a lot of black people, you can do it. You're one in 10 or one in five. And in China, that it's an hour.

Well, but I mean, that makes a lot of sense, like because if you don't grow up around a certain thing, you're not used to seeing it. Like, you do kind of just see a black person and are like, that's a black person. You know what I mean? And then the next day, if you see one black person, you're like,

is that that black person I saw? You know, I get it. I just got a miscall from someone who, all caps, which means it's spam. The name is Stuart Builder. Stuart Builder. That's how you know they're doing good over there at the spam factory. They're like, what do Americans need in their lives? It's like, I'm going to get a call later from Bill Computer Problem.

Every time I get a call and it says potential spam. I think I'm about to get an endorsement and I'll pick it up. And I'm like, no, you know. Well, I guess I should call Stuart Builder back because I'm going to need a job soon. I have this baby's on the way. I need something with some benefits. Maybe he's going to get me poor in concrete. When's the due date again?

Andy is certainly pregnant. 14th of September. Any advice you can give the guy? Well, you know, again, like, I'm in such a rare case where, like we neither we were able to stay at home and he was super easy but like I guess the best advice is like go into it assuming it's going to be insanely difficult and then you'll either be prepared or you'll be relieved you know what I mean like one of those two things will happen but also like sincerely I would say that like it really does just your instincts kick in so hard like

I'm not like I was like super worried like dude Trey'll tell you they were nights that like even before, when me and him were just talking about it, that I got drunk and cried thinking about how I wasn't going to be a good father because, like, maybe I'm emotionally immature or, you know, I'm not, I'm not good at, like, I'm not organized. I'm not good at tasks and shit like, and I was like super fucking worried. And Trey said, he was like, well, dude, first off, let me tell you, the reason that the fact that you're worried about it means that you're probably going to be a good dad. You know what I mean? That's like, number one. And number two, it's like, you just kind of figure it the fuck out. Like, you just really do. And, uh, and also you'll want to. Like, that's the fucking

crazy thing. Like, everybody goes, oh yeah, when you have a kid, you have to give up this. You have to give up this. You have to do this. And I'm like, no, no, no, take the word have to out and put the word want to in. And that's actually how it is. You know what I mean? Because like, you fucking love it so much that you're just like, I, dude, I can't wait to change this motherfucker's diaper because it's going to make him feel better. You know what I mean? Like, I get stoked. I'm like, fuck yeah, dude, you're upset. I smell your ass. Fucking, hell yeah.

I'm about to clean you up and you're going to be happy. Like, it pumps me the fuck up. You know what I mean? And you'll like want to do it. He's definitely honest. Yeah. Did you find yourself in fatherhood becoming slightly more Republican?

No. I mean, I think, I think when people say like, oh, you'll get more conservative, like, I think going by the definition of conservative means safer. than yes because like I worry a lot more and I'm a lot like like you know I drive way better.

I mean I've always driven pretty good but like I'm just way more careful about things. But like no, dude, honestly, if anything, and I know that Trace said this a million times, if anything, the complete opposite. Like now when I read about like, you know, a child getting accosted at his school for not having paid his lunch debt and stuff like that, I take it way harder. when I hear anything about children in gun debt, I take it way harder. When I see a kid that has cancer and it bankrupts their family, I take it way. So, like, no, I'd say the opposite.

I'm probably more liberal on shit than I ever have been. Go dogs. Yeah, also, I sort of feel like, obviously that's an overstating cliche, but the truth inside of it comes from, I think, two places, or not really one place, which is fear. There's like a lot of the conservative mindset in America's fear-based. you do see people who like love the environment buying giant SUVs as an example because they're like afraid of other giant SUVs. The way it gets like actual conservatism to me like where they change is is fucking crime and racism, unfortunately. And my feeling that has always been that shit was inside of you already.

Yes. You were suppressing it in an attempt to be a good person. And now that the kids there, you just have permission to be honest. You've always mistrusted neighborhoods where there's a lot of black people. Well, it's funny that you say that. because, but this has nothing to do with black. No, we started make your way. No, no, no.

Listen, this, it does, it genuinely doesn't have anything to do with black because we were in the middle of like Iowa slash Missouri, like in a super white rural place. So there was not really any black people around. It's, no, it's, I would do it anywhere. It's like whenever, like, we pull over to a gas station and Amber's like, I'm sit in the car with him and, you know, bottle feed him or whatever while you go in, I find myself going, okay, well, lock the doors. Whereas, like, used to, I wouldn't get, but it's just because there's the baby there, like, I don't give a shit. Still, Amber, you know, that's totally

fine. But, like, but, like, it is to stand outside the car and feed him through the window. And he's locked in there, but then they could still kidnap her. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, like, I mean, listen, am I going to sit here and tell you that I can prove that there's not some sort of eternal, internal racism or classism to it. Of course I can't prove that. I don't know what the fuck is subconsciously going on in my head. But, yeah, I do understand the safety aspect of it. But like you said, that shit was in there for people to begin with,

like, it has nothing to do with, like, I don't want my kids to hang out with black people because they're fucking dangerous. Like, but you do, yeah, safety in does become paramount. Like, I'm, you know, I get nervous about shit, but I don't think it has nothing to do with they're black or whatever. Sure. I'm not sure I can't believe you. I just think that that the truth inside of that cliche comes from,

I think that fear and conservatism genuinely go hand in hand. And I think becoming a parent makes a lot of people's fears, you know, come out. And that's why they become more conservative. And it can be any type of fear. It can be little C conservative, like, about finances. It could be like, I've always been a little afraid of being poor, but now that I've got a baby, I'm super afraid of it. So fuck taxes, you know what I can go out.

Double death. No, I mean, I feel you on that. But I've always been someone that's like, I'm super happy to pay my taxes if it's going to, like, you know, because I like libraries and roads and shit, you know, like that hits for me. Of course, there's some taxes I wish I didn't have to pay. But like, it just, it is what idea.

Andy is super, super territorial about her space. And like, I give her shit about it. Because she's always like, the cliche about her, and it's well earned, it's like, you know, you're a big hippie. She's literally always talking about us, like, having a commune with, like, people we love. I'm like, Andy, you get mad if a dude stops on the sidewalk in front of our house and hangs out too long. You can't do that. And I am very interested to see how much more that way she goes. The house we have in Knoxville, there's like, we had to, like, put up a fifth for, like, legal reasons.

because people were walking down the tree line, but technically on our land. I didn't give a fuck. But if something happens to them, that's not me. I have to, like, put up a fence to like to make it where it's like, well, I tend to keep them out. And he was like, what are they doing on our land? I'm like, well, they've lived here in this neighborhood their whole lives. And they've always walked through the woods there. Right.

Like that's just what they're in their mind doing. They're not, you know, bothering anybody. So I'm curious to see if that doubles for her. Your little boy circumcised? Yes, and I was against it. All right. How'd you lose that?

You should get to choose the dick decisions. Yeah. You should have that in charge of dick decisions. Dude, and I feel so bad about this, especially if, do what? You look so upset. I am. No, I am.

And like, and I totally will, and whenever, if my son one day comes to me and been like, Like, you didn't fight for my dick. I'll have to look at him and be like, no. My dick is my dick. Yeah, I'll have to look at him honestly and say, no, son. And you'll understand this one day. It wasn't.

I didn't want to fight. Like, like, and here's the deal, though. Here's the deal, though. That is a wild thing because, like, how societal norms become. It's like, yes, it's true. Like, we know, like, if he's not circumcizes, he'll come better. his orgasms will be better and it's like you shouldn't take a part of a kid's dick away but there is also the thing of like i remember when i was in school and there was the uncircumcised boy and everybody

made fun of them you know what i mean you're sitting right here buddy yeah because i remember like my cousin uh one of my cousins wasn't like that and we did we were like damn it's it looks weird what's up with that and it's like it's uncircumcised but at the same time it looked bigger yeah it doesn't look maybe it's not a big big but we were but like it was like damn that dude's you have something we don't. It was almost like we were making fun of him because we were afraid of it. Yeah, yeah. There was always like an animal joke, like an ant leader or an elephant that immediately.

Well, that's just because of our people love elements. And I mean, you have to clean it different, don't you? You have to clean it. You have to clean it. It's really gross. Two days in, if you don't clean it, it is a little bit of a situation. Is it smegma? It's a feta cheese.

It's megma. It's really, it's really. really, yes. Yeah. But is that the real word or does that make that out? I don't know. What, the stuff inside? Shemgma.

Shemgma. Sounds about right. It's a disgusting word. It sounds like a Jewish word. They don't circumcised. They do circumcise. Any, any Abrahamic religion, Muslims, Christians, and Jews all circumcised.

You fucking monsters. I know. I agree. But at the same time, I'm sitting here going like, well, I'm glad I don't have to clean cheese out of my dick. That kind of hit. So let me ask you this, though, Corey. Is that, like, post-law.

fight, you're like, well, at least he'll fit in. Or were you like, you know, this is a 50-50 call for me. No, those were her arguments and I respected them and agreed with them that like there are positives and negatives to both of this. And at the end of the day, it was like, I just was like fine. Like she was hell bent on it. You know what I mean? And so I was like, well.

I could imagine that it's not going to be an argument for me. What do you mean? You're just going to cut chopper off? No, I don't want to. And I would imagine that my hippie wife is like, yeah, we're not doing that. Yeah, amazing. But if she were, I'm sticking with it. This is, I'm not even right a bit about this.

And good for you. Decisions. Dad does dick decisions. Not only do I respect what you're saying. I wish I had been as brave, frankly, but I wasn't, you know. Well, Andy's not going to be, I know that Andy will be very, very adamant about things she's adamant about. perfect example. I don't want to have this fucking kid at home.

I'm fucking terrified to have this kid at home. That's ridiculous. It was a zero percent I'm winning that. That's ridiculous. She would have it at a different home without me if that was where I put my foot down. But I don't think she's going to push back on it. As a matter of fact, I'm not, I'm relatively certain. She's going to be like, yeah, we shouldn't do that.

Have you guys heard? I was in a Zanis last weekend. Unless she's like, all men deserve to be mutual names. Yeah, yeah. No, you should just go in before. Do you know the sex? So circumcised man or female. Make a deal with her.

Off the top. Yeah. It's one way or another. No, no. In Zaney's where I was doing some crowdwork and some guy yelled out, are you circumcised? And then it turned into, did you get an Alabama circumcision?

Have you heard of that? That's where, Oh, yeah. An Alabama circumcision is where you're getting roadhead from a girl with three teeth and you hit the brakes and she bought your dick off, right? It's a derivation of that. It's when your sister's blowing you and then you hit the top of her head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yours was a Georgia one. This is Alabama. Let's not even talk about Mississippi. Well, that was fun. That was fun. But yeah, you know, I just, I didn't want to fucking fight. I'm weak. I'm a coward.

There's certain concessions. I'm glad you weren't defending it. As long as you're sad about this. Oh, I'm not, no, no, no. I'm not defending it at all. Again, this is where therapy has helped me. I will not defend it. I feel bad about it.

And I will take the shit from my kid and tell him I was weak. My only defense, my only defense will be to him is like, listen, I shouldn't have done it. But one day, son, you will learn how important it is to put off an argument with a woman at all costs. You know? That's funny. But I remember me asking when I saw my cousins, then they told me, I was like,

oh, I literally was like, why did you do that? Yeah. And being told, well, we didn't want people talking about you, like you are Josh right now.

Yeah. Like, I was like, oh, okay, cool. Yeah. But also, even though I had that information,

the Ridge line. Yeah. Dude, I was literally like 18 when I went, oh, that's a scar. Yeah. And for the record, I've had plenty of fun with this deck.

You know what I mean? Yeah, but think about all the fun you didn't have, dude. I don't know. Sometimes you read it like you lose 10%, 20%, sometimes you read it and they're like, you think you might lose up to 60% of feeling. I'm like, bro, I'm almost glad they did it to me because I don't know what kind of animal I would have been.

And if I had 50% more calm, those were the next word. I find it as it makes you closer to, I know in the Judaism world, it's like it makes you closer to God. Well, fuck that God. Yeah, he don't know. Like closer to God, I mean, look, sincerely in a woo way, I do feel like when you have like deep, deep looking the eyeball sex with somebody, that's pretty close to divine as close as I've ever felt. So the idea that removing some of that brings you closer to God. Right.

What a fucking joke. What a sick. I hate the. And I'm the moisture moisturizing lobby You need moisturizer and lube I'm so mad I wasn't him

Yeah Other than the beef Why do y'all do that? See, that's y'all's Circumcision That's our circumstances Oh, I think Most we got if we don't eat ribbi

What a fucking loser Correct me if I'm wrong But in Judaism They don't even have like A heaven, right? Buddy, who knows what these people think? But like, I'm pretty... It's extra funny

I'm pretty funny. I'm pretty sure. I don't know, man. I don't think they believe in heaven or hell or anything. They're just like... My only reasoning for this is talking to my manager Nat, who is Jewish and talking her one day about heaven or hell. And she's like, oh, we don't believe in a heaven.

And I was like, so you're telling me that you are sitting there not letting your meat and cheese touch for no motherfucking reason. For no motherfucking reason. And like you said, Drew's like your God, their God's being a dick tone to him to do this. And he's also not going. And by the way, I know it sucks, but if you do all this, you'll be rewarded.

It's not even that. Aren't they still waiting on the Messiah? And I don't think it's because they don't believe in heaven. I think it's that they don't believe in hell. We should know. We should know more. Yeah, yeah. We'll be right back.

We're going to learn. Well, what I do know is, there's some parts of the, it's confusing for Christians in the sense that the first half of our book is their book, too. Yeah, that's really ridiculous. And so, and then Jesus came, and the second half of the book came for us, and they were like, that wasn't the dude. Yeah, yeah. So Harry Potter, Part 2.

Yeah, I'm with them on that. Yeah, I'm with them on our part don't matter. You know what I mean? That's weird, I think, it gets confusing as far as what we're talking about, because it's like, well, they're still waiting on a Messiah, because that first book does say a Messiah is going to come. There's got to be a few Jews who are like, damn, dude. Yeah, pretty confusing. That is confusing, made up and confusing.

But you know what I mean, if you do believe in the first book of the Bible, literally, you do believe in the prophecy that a Messiah will come. You don't believe it's Jesus, but then you just start doing the math. You start looking at the nukes. There's not one or have a bit back out. I really hope that. Our bad, Jesus. I really hope that we get to live through if when, when, whoever they think their Messiah,

is does come like if we get to live through him coming and then pointing out like this is the guy and then we all get to have like the Jordan LeBron debate you know what I mean on like who's the goat Messiah yeah I know this when he does come it won't feel as good yeah yeah Jordan LeBron angle is really funny it reminded me that old bryson turner joke about the red socks of the Yankees he did this long bit basically where Babe Ruth was Jesus and he was like yeah they had this guy he was the greatest player of all time and they just gave him away. That's so funny.

It's so funny. It was such a good joke. And it cursed their people for thousands of people. They went through so many horrible loss, millions of them. It was such a good fucking judge. I think about him all the time. I think about him all the time, dude. I really do.

The funniest person you ever quit. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's super funny and he stopped doing stand-up and was fine. with it and now has a happy life. He's me and fine with it. But he has a happy life. He's got a great life. What does he do now? He teaches and he was working on his real estate last year.

Oh, he still got some stage time then. But he says that. He says that. And he's got a beautiful wife he's in love with. And he has a son they've had and they had a stepdaughter. Like, you know, he entered the family. Of course. White. White people. Yeah, of course. She's not white, but good job, Cheshire. Way to fuck it up. American. Way to fuck it up. Oh, yeah. Arranged marriage is working out great for your people.

It is. we die in anger. You're 40 and you still out for your main politicians with titties. Yeah, it is what it is, cuz. It is working out. We die in anger. Oh, God damn.

God damn. Yeah. Is that the, is that the, is that the, what do you think the stupidest thing about Indians is? Is it the arranged marriage? Great question. I cannot. Drew, you want to take this one?

Open question. The cast system doesn't seem to have done anything for looks. I feel like the richest Indians are the ugliest. How do they fuck that up? Is it because we arrange marriages? It's just fucking standing with it. Like, why don't y'all bring a hot chick up

every once in a while, dude? Bally just been very good for your people. They're rich, fucking their cousin's too. Everybody else in the world's hot people or at least half, rich people are at least half hot. Right. It's y'all in the royal family.

Is that why? Because they're emulating the British? I have to disagree. We're 100% ugly. They're pissed. No, no. I disagree with that, dude. You think?

No, no, no. The cast system actually makes a lot of sense. I'll be real honest. It's, uh, it's re-incarnation is maybe the dumbest. It's really, no. That's for hitting this one. No way.

It's so stupid. That's the only one of y'all. I think you're stupid. Yeah, that's a very one. one thing that's the one thing y'all do that makes fucking sense to me like i'm i'm into that that's not i believe in it it's just like a cool thing yeah it's cool right i'm not the cat system sucks everywhere it's not a good story it's not good for your slaves the cast system listen there's a caste system in america sure it's active it's robust and it's just what what is your

position what do in life and now there's mobility between the castes like you can move up So like the caste system is kind of bullshit. It evaded, it left with capitalism. Oh, you're saying you don't really have one. I'm just saying there, it's before it used to be like, you're in a kingdom, you're a fucking sheepherder, you're never going to be not a sheep herder, your famous sheep owner. Yeah, but that's here too. But they are, I mean, everywhere now because of modernism and capitalism, the new belief system.

We're against capitalism. You can't say capitalism is bad. I'm not saying it's bad. I'm saying it's good. It's liberated. The cast system didn't liberate anybody. It's literally like eight people. I mean, sure, but eight out of a billion, 1.3 billion, pretty good.

Pretty good on. Just because capitalism ends up having the same system makes that system, okay. But I'm saying, like, it evolves. I'm saying reincarnation is a loose, dumb idea with no... It's not... It's not the worst. It's so stupid. It's not doing anything.

Dude, reincarnation... You're going to be a fly one day. No, no, no, no. Reincarnation sort of like supports my belief. system in that we're all the same person living each life like simultaneously but you're only in first player mode at certain times you know what i mean like i believe that it's like it's such an open-ended thing you're going to be reborn and there's different forms of you this that's like okay yeah shit's complicated and as well but like this idea but a living marriage is dumber than that

no so much a reign and marriage is fantastic i wish it would have had one orange marriage marriage is great could you still not are you just too old to have one? Is it great because if you do it, there's less pressure on you? It's like it's not your fault if your wife's a stupid bitch. Okay, well, we got to end on that one, guys. You're insane, baby. I just feel like all the hottest Indians are middle class and below.

Such a stupid presumption. No, it's true. Now, Drew's right about your people and you don't hit. Drew, tell everybody where they can find your shit. Rich, ugly Indians.com Chicago 9-11, come see me, see me. Oh, my God. Yeah, part-time funnyman.

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