wellRED podcast - #332 - Drew Got Gen Z'd In Denver + The Alabama Riverfront Brawl For All

Episode Date: August 9, 2023

Howdy Well Redders! We are so happy to finally be coming to you from the All Things Comedy Studio! Pretty crazy how far this grass-roots podcast has come, and we are super grateful that y’all have been along for the ride! Today, Corey poses a riddle (that has serious implications) to the fellers, Drew shares a hilarious story from his time in Denver, and Trae catches us up to speed on a brawl-for-all that took place on a boat in Alabama! If you havent already, we sure would preciate you pre ordering Trae And Corey's New book Round Here and Over Yonder! You can do so here or at TraeCrowder.com where you can also find dates to see Trae on the road! Go to DrewMorganComedy.com to see Drew in a city near you! Corey does bonus stuff at PartTimeFunnyMan.com and he sure wishes youd subscribe! If you cant afford the 5 bucks a month, you can subscribe for free and get all the essays, podcasts, videos, and more completely free (oh no, socialism!!) We hope you are enjoying all the podcasts in the extended Skewwniverse: Puttin On Airs, Weekly Skeews, Gravy Baby.... and if youre not... well... you ourt be! Love yall! 

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in super crystal clear video. Love y'all. See you later. Enjoy the podcast. Oh, wait, wait. The bag's going to crinkle. Oh, fuck. See, it heard his ears. Jesus fucking Christ.

What'd you do? Give me two seconds. I spilled whiskey all over my dick. Okay. Hey, he's got literal whiskey dick. I hope we're already recording. Let's just start now. Here we are.

Are we? Yeah, yeah. Oh, all right. Yeah, what's up, everybody? Everybody, Corey's got whiskey on his dick. Me and Drew are in some exciting new surroundings here. We're here at the All Things Comedy Studio. We told you all a while back.

We're going to be coming over here, but this is the first time it's actually worked out. We're physically in the place, and I'm, I'll tell you what, I'm beside myself with how nice everything is, how sweet the setup is. You're literally beside yourself. Yes, I am. See, we can see ourselves. It's a whole high-tech situation we got going on here. It's one of those things where it's like it's all the things I've ever wanted, you know? It's like, we should have a podcast with all.

this and with the great company like all things but now that I'm here I'm nervous yeah I got a little nervous too on the way over here it's like when we first started going to rich people's houses and we didn't know how to act and Corey did you got scared I got like fucking angry like I'm about to break these lights you know what I mean I'm like well I don't know how to handle this yeah I was a little bit nervous and I rode my bike here which I'm not like that don't feel right no shit yeah I told you that I don't live far away it's like a five minute bike ride but like uh this is literally your Street. Yeah.

Yes, it is. Oh, and I went to look it up. But I had to cross a couple of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm saying, I was like, damn, this is literally. Yeah, but so anyway, I'm always like, you know, riding in the road feels weird, but you ain't supposed to be on the sidewalk, yada, yada, yada, all that stuff. I'm just still figuring the bike situation out.

Yeah, I don't, I don't, I had a motorcycle in Miami, and I tried a bike in New York. And both times it was like, man. I can't imagine a bike in New York. I'm going to get murdered. Yeah, right. You know. We got them because, like, we got the boy, we got the boys bikes. I mean, Kadi got bikes to him.

We go to, like, bike paths and everything, which is obviously totally different. Sure. But now that I have it, I'm like, well, I might as well ride it to stuff like this. It all makes sense. Yeah, but I'm, you know what I mean? Yeah. I can't think of anything to compare it to, but it's like, you're right. You should have a bike.

You should ride a bike. It's healthy. It's a good way to get around. It was probably quicker than taking your car here. I mean, yeah, it's not much slower if I don't have to park it. Yeah. but it freaks me out because of how I got treated on the motorcycle Miami honestly more than the bike in New York I didn't make it many days on the bike in New York because

the motorcycle Miami had given me PTSD dog yeah I guarantee it Cho did you get the whiskey off your wiener yes I did that was a little nervous about today too and so I was like oh I'm gonna take a shot of whiskey before the show and I was trying to like look cool and pull out this shot and then I poured it all over my ding dong but cheers boys what it finally made it to a studio. I brought beer and then I got tonnekin because it matched my shirt. Did I tell you all that speaking of bikes, did I tell you all that there's this guy who

when I first saw him, I thought I was hallucinating or that I dreamed it and I finally saw him a second time the other day. And I know it's true. You know I walk into woods all the time, like on the trails where there's like mud and hills and stuff. And there's this dude who rides a unicycle in the woods with like an all-terranged. wheel, like up the hills and stuff. Just like, and the thing is, I feel like people that ride unicycles want to be seen riding a unicycle, but like, he's out in the deep woods

where like, only I'm out there, you know what I mean? Wait, I'm sorry. Is this a hallucination? Or this is real and then there was a hallucination? No, no, no. This, what I'm saying is, I saw this guy once before and I, like, the next day I was like, did I just, did I just dream that I saw a guy on a trail riding a unicycle? And then I saw him again a couple days ago, so I know it's real. Well, he's perhaps less likely to be to have the word queer screamed at him if he rides in the woods as opposed to downtown Chickamauga, right?

Just because there's fewer people there. What people are there, you know, might be more inclined to call him that. Yep. But yeah. No, you explained it? Yeah. Perfectly. Because I was about to be like, no, the woods is where the queer callers are. Right, yeah, exactly. But then you pointed out there's less people. It's

a density situation. Yeah. Sorry, continue. you. Joe, yeah, so Corey has a like psychological conundrum to I knew this is going to be

what you wanted to open with. Yeah. Isn't this what your major was? Yeah, but that, dude, no, no,

no, mine was political science and I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, what do I know about how fucking the votes work?

I didn't think of the word votes. I'm real interested because it's coming from him, you know, and the word had more than four syllables. And he said that.

Oh, I didn't, I didn't make this question. up. I know. I know. But you were excited. The fact that you said, I want to see if y'all can get it right. That intrigues me. Because it's a psychological question that you're like, let's see if you're correct about this. Because a lot of times that stuff's like, you know, it's not a smart thing, in my opinion. And by the way, just to let you know, I just officially spilled all of that shot when I went to get my phone. So double, double whiskey dick. You got double whiskey dick.

No, that got on my foot. Put it on my dick, girl. Give me a double. and here in a minute I will be going to get myself another shot when y'all are in conversation here's what Corey has in common with his grandparents both him and their foot cut off yeah

that's so true there weren't a lot of feet between my grandparents okay so here's the question right my sister's the one that asked me this she got it right but she's the only person that I know that has.

And a woman goes to her mother's funeral and meets a guy, and they hit it off, and she really likes him, and she realizes after he leaves that she didn't get his name and number. She asked around and no one knew it. A week later, she murders her sister. Why? Why did she murder her sister? So this is a riddle.

Sure. Riddles also hit her name. Yeah, but the reason it's psychological is because how you answer it, getting this right says something about you psychologically. All right. So a woman went to her mother's funeral. A woman goes to her mother's funeral and meets a guy and they hit it off, and she really likes him, and she realizes after he leaves that she didn't get his name and number.

She asked around and no one knew it. A week later, she murders her sister. Why did she murder her sister? It's like, I don't know, that was actually her daddy or something or somebody. I'm going daddy. Yeah. I'm trying to think about it more. Because her sister.

It was her mother's funeral. Because her sister knew the dude's name the whole time but didn't tell her. You're closer with that, but no, neither one of the correct answer. It's like a weird, like the sister just didn't help her a stat. You know what I'm saying? it's not like what you expect with like of the dad or the sister or the sister's husband it's that the sister didn't do what she was supposed to do to help her get that man's name sister was actually her mama no that's what i'm saying it's not some twisted shit like that it's that the sister could have facilitated this man into her life and she failed but i can't figure out of life sure i mean your wife and her sister's worst fight in the world was over croaker fuel point it's that kind of thing uh My answer was because she's a bitch. And apparently that wasn't right.

That's a good one. No, this question is used to locate possible psychopaths, right? So your sister's a psychopath and I'm halfway there? My sister got it right immediately and she's been worried because nobody else has. Why did she murder her sister? It's because she thought maybe that guy she hit it off with would show up to her funeral. Oh, okay. And my sister, it didn't take her two seconds.

She's like, she's like, yeah, well, she did that so that she could run into the guy. Nobody else's got it except for her similarly psychotic friend. And Kirby's been worried because, like, her brain immediately went there like, yeah, that's what you got to do. You know what I mean? Well, now I got to ask my sister. I knew, yeah, I knew it had something to do with, like, how to facilitate. Because I thought the sister had failed to facilitate a new meeting. Right.

The opposite direction, if you murder her, it will facilitate a new meeting. dude um I have long thought that many people in your family Corey were capable of murder okay for sure and he knows yeah yeah dude

people in my family have committed yes right that's how you know my well here's this funny I thought you made because of what I used to do for a living it took me like three seconds I was like oh yeah my brother killed a guy yeah so you should put how many of them which ones how many guys did he kill no Corey's people. Everybody but his dad.

And by the way, here's what's hilarious about his dad. His dad will not like to hear that I said that. Yeah. I ain't no pussy. I can fuck kill somebody. Yeah.

No. That's, you've really nailed my dad. Your mother. My mom ain't done in a while. Hey, your mother potentially has killed people. Probably out of mercy. My mom hasn't killed.

Wasn't she a nurse? I believe your mother has killed people because they, like, she knew they needed to leave this earth. And, like, they thanked her. On the way out, they looked in her eyes and they said, thank you. But she would definitely do that.

My papaw, like, again, he's dead, so this is fine. My Pat Paul 100% confirmed murdered people. He was, like, in the Dixie Mafia and shit. You know, I know that happened. I've heard the stories. But my mom would 100%. Like, if there was a situation where it just needed to be done, mom would.

And I think that my dad giving me some of his pussy-ass jeans is the only reason I'm not a murderer. Okay. Yeah, your mom's definitely a psychological assassin, that's for sure. Yes. Wild. Murder's, uh, murder of mental well-being on many occasions. Yeah, I do. He's got him so worked up.

Yeah, I don't remember what all she was doing, but I remember like, then she turned to you and was like, I got him going or something like that. While he was ranting over whatever she was doing, I remember it either. Like, while he was losing her mind because of what she said, she turned and looked right into my soul and went. winked at me. Right. Yep. I was literally telling her, I think you'll remember this,

Drew, I was literally telling her, you're doing this just to push my buttons and blah, blah, and I was like, I was doing the thing where I was screaming so much

that I was going cross-eyed and not even really looking at her. And like, yeah, she had to wink at Drew to confirm like, yeah, that is what the fuck I'm doing. He gave me chills,

a little aroused. I'm not going to lie. Not like, it's not weird to say you'd fuck my mom. But like emotionally, oh, I've said it before. I've said it before.

She's a beautiful lady. Beautiful. mean lady. It's a double double for me. Yeah. You said you had something you absolutely had to tell us. Oh my God. I'm so excited to tell you guys this. I was at the bar recently here hanging out.

Everyone's on strike. Everyone's getting drunk at three in the afternoon. I've been being pretty healthy. I haven't been getting hammered. But that's not the point. I went to the bar. And the accent, it comes out. And old boy from Kentucky, Gayfeller, where are you from? I'm from Tennessee. Where are you from, Kentucky? So we start talking. and I don't know what spurred him to tell the story.

I guess just knowing it would hit for me. How old of a guy guy? Probably 50. Okay. And he does like set design type stuff. So he's not on strike, but he's out of work because of all the stuff going on. Yep. But he was saying, he was like, East Tennessee, you know that film, October Sky?

Yeah. So for people who don't know, October Sky was filmed, this camera. My man is trying to keep up with me, and I don't know which camera I'm looking at. October Sky is a movie about like the early beginnings of NASA and some of the first people who designed rockets who grew up in a cold town. Jake Gyllenhaal? Jake Gyllenha. David Spring. Oliver Springs and Pete Ross.

Oliver Springs is one county over. Petros is in my town. In my county. Yeah. Super, super rural East Tennessee. Middle of nowhere, right? Yeah. So it's two towns over.

She's like talking about October Sky. I get high of him. I'm like, dude, that's where I'm from is Petros, one town over from Oliver Springs. and he goes, gay Kentucky man, pardon me if this is offensive, this is what he sounded like, he goes, well, here's a little trivia for you, sweetie. Did you know that we had to shut down production for a full week because someone came in on the set and stole all our copper in the wiring that we were doing? No.

Well, it is very valuable. Yeah, but that totally checks out. Yeah, pill billies, they love selling it. Love copper, dude. It's a high value item, you know, and you can get your hands on it. Yeah. It's so funny. So, he says that at a bar.

There's a dude there who's in animation, and he's working on the new Beetlejuice movie. They're filming in New Hampshire, which is just like up the road pill billies. It's just pillbillies with a Canadian accent. They had to shut down the new Beetlejuice because people broke in and stole shit, including the copper. When's the last time you saw October Sky? I mean, you know, it's been a decade. at least. Me too.

But I saw one of those clips, and I remember really liking it, and I do believe it's largely considered a good movie, and I dug it. But I recently saw, like, a YouTube video where it's like, Jake Gyllenhaal dissects his roles, you know, one of those things. Okay. So he goes over various roles, and it covers him in October Sky, and he's like, I was so young, you know, and he's just talking about it all, actor speak. But it shows clips from the movie, and, like, I did not remember it being as, like, comical,

the accent he had as I felt it was when re-watching it now. And I can't, it's been too long because I've seen this clip to go, but you know, it's one of them like, I'm going to spice, you know, or whatever. And I love Jake Gyllenhaal, dude. It's funny because, like,

I always thought, and I told you guys this, that, like, I always thought it would be, if we had ever gotten a sketch show and it was popular, always, like, once it was already popular, and people knew we were and stuff, I thought it would be funny to do a sketch where it's in the sketch, like, they're making a biopic about my tragic life in Tennessee,

and they cast some big movie started playing me and I show up on the first day, and he's just sitting there like, I hate you mama, you know what I'm the type of shit. Forrest Gump it. Yeah, and I'm like, and I'm sitting there like, what the fuck? And they got tears in their eyes, like everybody else on the cast and crew is just like, incredible throwing roses at his feet. They're already chisling his name on the Oscar. The only people who would get that other than.

other hillbillies is black people. Black people being like, the blindside suck. That wasn't weird at all. Fuck that lady. Why'd she win an Oscar? Speaking of that accent, did you hear the Tom Hanks story

from the Graham Norton show? Is that where he copied the kid, right? Yes. Yeah, so they were trying to get the kid to sound like how Tom Hanks sounded as Forrest Gump and Tom Hanks was just like, well, why don't I just sound like him? This is my Hollywood conspiracy theory. Tom Hanks is a shame to how bad his accent is in Forrest Gump

and he's blaming that fucking poor child But dude he does sound like that kid I feel like the way he told it was he was like I was trying to figure out what the accent should be And I couldn't get it right Then they cast the kid And I talked to him and I was like A special ed kid

And I was like I'll just Well he's a special ed character I know But he's like and I talked to him And I was like I'll just do that Yeah And then he just did that That's the dude from Fast and Furious though

No it ain't That guy, no, I know you're talking about. Opie? No, no, no, Corey. That dude is the kid from Slingblade. Yes. And he's also, you're right, my bad. He's also the kid from that Melanie.

Different little hillbilly dip shit. What's that? Melanie Blonde? Melanie Griffith? She's also in that Melanie Griffith movie called Crazy in Alabama. I was obsessed with that actor. We're talking about Young Forrester, the other guy. The other guy.

Yeah, that guy was in Tokyo Drift, wasn't he? Yeah, he rolls. Friday Night Lights, maybe. He had like a good little run there. That's who I thought that was. I look him up every four years to be. like, what happened to that guy? I thought he had it. He's like, he's on the same list as white chocolate Jason Williams to me. That's what happened to that guy? Well, I know, you know,

he just, he had a great NBA career and aged out. I just mean like, he's good on Instagram now. I'm nostalgic for. Yes. When those two dudes were both hitting, you know what I mean? Yes. They're both like red as hell. Yes. And just was crushing for a while and I, you know, representation, man. It's important. They were a question without having to be super red all the time. Does that make sense? With Williams, it was just play basketball. His name was Peejo in Crazy in Alabama. With Peejo, that's what I call him.

It was some Southern movies, but then also Tokyo Drift, it was just like, yeah, that dude's just out here crushing it. Does that make sense? Like, I love to see Southerners doing well, but I also love to see him doing well when being Southern has nothing to do with it. Yes, right. Yes. It's kind of like how, like,

John Daly hit for me, but part of his whole thing for everybody is that he's a redneck, dipshit, lunatic, that likes to go to Hooters. He has a department at the Hooters headquarters. I'm sure he does. No, that's true. Well, I saw it on the Internet.

Even if it's not true, it's true somebody wrote that about it. Him and John Gruden and the CEO of Hooters, just playing rounds, calling people slurs, just hammered drunk at 2 p.m. Just hitting Florida style, buddy. That's what they're doing. I do have one more thing. And y'all are going to, I think, love this even more than the Stilling Copper from Hollywood. I was supposed to tell you all this story.

when I got back from Denver. I forgot. And then I was off the podcast for a couple weeks or something. And then it just got lost in the wash. But I teased it

with y'all via text where I was like, yeah, a Native American kid called me, and I apologize, guys, this is what he called me. A Native American kid

called me a big retard. In Denver? Yeah. What do you, big, like how big, like, like, wow, you're really,

really doing, you know. I'll let you guys decide. Here's the story. I'm sitting, I went to, I went to, it kind of sounds like that could be like

your Indian name, you know what I mean? One who lacks IQ. So, I'm sitting eats on crayons. Licks on fingers. Oh, licks on fingers over here. I don't know. I'm doing my best.

Anyway, go ahead. It was like, I can't tell if it was less offensive that it wasn't that funny or more offensive. Like, you kept, I'm sorry, you were doing good. but then you kept missing the boat and then I'm like I can't tell all right I'm sitting at a bar called wide right it's like a post-comic hangout in Denver it's like one of the spots where when I go to Denver I meet Dave Sam yeah whoever I think we went we've been the wide right yeah that's what I thought

yeah and uh cop comes up like we're on the patio cop like walks up from the street and is like did you see any of that and we I mean we were just talking we're like what no what's going on y'all didn't see any of that we were like nope and we were like all right then a different cop comes up this fat like fucking round face

mustache they gave you nothing like they literally just said you didn't see all that I mean to be fair what he's like don't worry about it to be fair to cops just all that to be fair to cops that's what you're supposed to do

you're not supposed to like suggest shit right fair enough like to be fair you know I'm lulled um but then a cop Different cop comes up and he's like, y'all didn't see any of that. Y'all didn't see that guy. I tried to break in that guy's car. And we were like, no, we're just sitting here drinking.

So apparently across the street, allegedly, someone was like, stopped at a stop sign and then someone tried to like get into their car. Carjacked them, as it were. What's up, Jason Aldean? Oh, yeah. Try that. Yeah. So that's what went down or whatever. We're sitting there.

The cop comes up. cop comes up and we've kind of moved on and then this kid i don't know comes up and was like what were y'all doing talking to those cops and we were like hello stranger nothing you know we didn't see anything or whatever and he was like well apparently some homeless guy tried to get into that dude's car and he pointed and there was dude the cops were still there talking to and that guy beat the shit out of the homeless guy and then this like kid yelling at a dude across the street who's talking to cops. So it's like there's no bravery here.

Right? Like the guy's engaging in conversation with the cops and he's like, you, you fucking piece of shit and the guy's got its back to us or whatever, you know. Because that dude had beat up a homeless man. Who tried to break in his car. Right. So like. Which seems fine.

Sure. So in your movie, in your TV show, back to me. I'm drunk. I'm like, so he beat up a man who tried to get in his car. I was like, you try to get in my car, I'm going to punch you. Yeah, I believe that's called Finding Out. Yeah. Post fucking round.

Yes. Yeah. Do you know Lizzie Wolfson? Lizzie's awesome. I do like, Lizzie said that literal thing. Yeah. Well, Lizzie literally said, oh, he fucked around and he found out. Yeah. And I was like, God damn. And that dude goes, you guys. And he said it just like this. And he was like 23.

And y'all know I love Gen Z. But like this like skinny, 20. He was like, you guys are fucking racist. Yeah. We were like, what? So the homeless guy was a black guy and the other dude was white? We don't know we haven't seen the homeless skin. All right.

So now I'm like, I'm drunk. I'm kind of in the zone. I'm like, all right. Hell yeah. This is fun. We got a psychopath on our hands. Let's see where this will go. And I'm like, I'm asking your car.

questions. I was like, what? So was the homeless guy a minority or do you know him? And he goes, it doesn't matter what color he was. He was marginalized. I was like, it matters if you're going to call us racist. But I understand what you're saying, my guy. I was like, did you see what happened? And his friend, who I think was just nervous and really wasn't trying to like make him look bad was like, no, we were singing karaoke. But I lost my mind laughing. Like, I'm drunk, I'm being a dick, we weren't doing anything, I'm just like laughing. So they just had been told that that's what happened?

They didn't even, they didn't see any of it or nothing? I guess so. All right. So that, yes, so this is the mindset I'm in. And again, I'm not one of these like, Jen C's too, but like this was weird. It was like he came in there to fight with us, older people. So I'm like, all right, whatever. So I'm laughing my ass.

ass off. And he said something to me, I don't remember what it was. It was something along lines of like, you know, you think this is funny. Something. And I just said something back like, look, man, like being progressive is cool, but like you're just trying to be PC to like prove

something. I don't know what. And he goes, you're not PC. You're a big fucking retard. Well, he brought it right back around for me. And it was like a fucking record scratch where everyone froze and all the people who were genuinely like progressive good people and not comics were like, what the fuck? I lost my mind laughing. I was about to fall on the fucking floor.

But he's seeing all these like white lady eyes on him. So now he's like, uh, uh, I'm Native American. I am howling. We're allowed to say it. I'm howling at this point, dude. I'm Native American. I'm just losing my shit. And, you know, then it's like, there's like a pause and he's like freaking out.

And like, it feels like everyone's looking at me now. And I'm like, so let me get this straight. During the fucking robbery, you were on stage singing karaoke, but because you're Native American, you're allowed to say retard, which is not when me any friends. You know what I mean? It was like, I feel like a lot of people were like starting to get on my side. And then I dropped that and they were like, well, fuck this guy or whatever. And about that time I look over and the dude who was like talking the cops flips around.

And it was like out of a movie where I'm like doing this speech and I turn and I look. And I see and I go, and the dude in the car is fucking black. Do something with that, Tonto. And I want to say it wasn't right, but it felt so fucking good in the moment. Yeah. You got to fight fire with fire. And he left. He left.

Yeah. So I don't know. That's such a weird symptom of progressivism where like, listen, I'm, I feel bad for homeless people and I think it's stupid that some people think that homeless people are lesser than just because of their situation. But that don't mean, that don't mean they can break into my fucking car and not catch these hands. You know what I mean?

Of course. So. You and that black guy felt exactly the same. A couple of things. Of course. That reminded me. First of all, like, look, I think we all know. If that dude had been our age, but super.

progressive, I really wouldn't even have batted it. That still would have been hilarious. But I feel like the fact that these 23 makes it way funnier to me because it's like, I really didn't think that they was out here doing it. I knew that some of us, you know, they've never been able to say retard. I know that's what I'm saying. For us, we like, you know, it was hard to, you know, we live through the death of that word.

Reart and midgetts back. Right. It's so funny. Dude, I was into green room. Because I'm not hearing these open mics. Dude, I was at the green room at Flappers and his kid. He's like a 24-year-old comic. He walks in, the first thing he says, he walks in, he goes, you guys hear retard back?

You guys are checking your phones. Yeah, right, yeah. I should get a Google alert for that. So another thing that reminded me of is also in Denver, actually, another liberal dude, because me and Corey were sitting at a bar. There were a couple things about this, which were kind of funny. We were sitting at a bar and a dude that worked at the bar, saw us and walks over. and he like steps in between me and Corey with his back to Corey and looking at me and he was like, you're Trey Crowder, right?

And I was like, yeah, hey man, what's up? And he was like, oh, dude, shit. He was like, you know, actually, I didn't even notice you at first. He was like, I noticed this fucking guy, right? And he like points at Corey, but he's not, he won't look at him or talk to him or anything. He's like, I saw him sitting there. And I was like, oh, shit, is Trey here too? And you are.

Right. And Corey's just like, you know, it's like, hey, hey, man, how's it got? And he's just not giving him the time of day. It was super funny. But then that guy said, he was like, I love your shit fucking all these fascists out here, yada, y'all, that whole thing. And he was like, I swear to God, dude. He was like, he's like, because I grew up in Louisiana, man.

He's like, and it's like, I swear to God growing up, it was like being the only smart guy in a car full of retards, you know, and I just, I did not see that coming. Yeah, you're just looking at him like, hey, who heard you say that? But speaking of big fucking retards, I was wanting to talk about Jim Cavazel. J.C. Look, Drew, you did this. You did. You knew where this was going. When you break the retard sale, it's... Well, it's about to say don't act like I'm becoming a, you know,

withering flower. But then when Corey hit it, I was saying, all right, that's enough. I just couldn't not do that segue in the one that I wanted to talk about. If it's back, it's still like a, you know, two per episode. Don't be egregious. Yeah, right. You got a, it's like a fuck. We're sitting at seven. No. We're talking about it. We are sitting at a 7. Yeah, right.

Literally. This is fair use. This is fair use. Corey, we're at a 7. We're at a 7. Stop. Stop. We're at a 7.

I didn't say it. You literally just said it. Motherfucker, you brought, hold on. You brought this up. I'm pointing it wrong camera. You fucking brought this. I did bring it up and now I'm pointing out that we're at a 7. And then the only reason I raised my voice is you, what you first said was I didn't

say it. And I just heard you say it. yeah but just now when I was talking I hadn't said it and you were still telling me to shut up yes you had thank you you said it you said it once earlier you said you said they've never been able to say it except you didn't know that no no no I know I said it twice I'm aware I said it twice but I'm saying Drew cut me off Drew cut me off I didn't cut you off in the middle of my I was talking already maybe you didn't hear me then you cut me off and I was like let me

finish let me get this let me get this not all returns Oh, what a debut here at ATC. Dude. Brings, bringing it out of us. Yeah. With the gays. Yeah, right. That story was from today.

The gays, yes. The Kentucky gays. Yeah. Speaking of drinking, can I run and get a shot of whiskey real quick? Don't put it on your dick. Are you going to be able to hear, you can have your headphones on or no? No, you can catch me up. Okay, then just go.

Yeah, go ahead. You tell me that Jim Cavazel? Yeah. He knows. I'm already there, baby. Okay, go ahead. Yeah. But actually before that, just to confuse him, since he just not took his headphones off, I'm going to pivot.

Because you reminded me, I wanted to ask, because you're talking about like a fight and it was racially charged or people said it was or whatever. The boat. Did you see the boat, the river romp or whatever they're calling it? Dude, I'm so hype about the boat. In Montgomery, Alabama. Yes.

I'm sure everybody's saying it by now. It went mega viral, but. So before I address that, let me say this. And I think this applies to our last conversation. in this one. I feel like we fairly good shit sometimes when we say words like what we're saying. Yeah.

The point of like PC culture is to show respect to people. It's not to like be afraid to like say what's on your mind. So I want to say that. And I think this ties into the boat thing because I'm watching that dude and I'm like watching a grown man hit a white one with a chair.

Oh fuck. Yeah, we pivot. We'll be back to Cavazzo on. second, but the Montgomery boat throwdown? Do you say the boat dock throw down in Montgomery? No. What? Oh, buddy. But I'm not even kidding, Corey.

Go watch it right now. Just go. It's like five minutes the main video is. Yeah, there's a couple main videos, but they cut. The good ones cut between the three. What do I top in? Dude, Montgomery boat dock or Montgomery fight, whatever. If you just follow black people Twitter. If you just follow black people

Twitter on. Riverfront brawl? Sure. They've been all over. Black people Twitter. They've been hype. So Tray and Corey, while you're watching it, here's my honest take on it. This is my honest, this is like genuinely from the heart, not even trying to be funny. Go ahead.

For anybody that might be listening to somehow miss it, just very briefly, there was a black boat dock worker in Montgomery who got jumped by these white guys because he told him, hey, you can't park your boat there or something like. You got to move your boat. And then when they said no, he went and moved their boat. Oh, okay. Well, I mean, still, at first it starts one one cracker going. going at him and then all of a sudden there's four crackers all of a sudden bunch of crackers file in and then a bunch of bros come in one of which who jumped off the main boat and swam swam across the dock did you see my comment on your video today no i knew you didn't because you're

too famous to check your comments what you post that video about your grandma saying yeah black people got an extra muscle in their legs because they can't swim and i posted a comment i go this is very appropriate considering that we've learned today they can swim i should have put something like that in the damn, because I'd seen the video when I posted that bit, but yeah, and black people, the dude jumped off one dock swam across to whip some ass. Corey's watching it live. Cut to his face.

Black people. Holy fucking shit. Motherfucker threw his hat like, motherfucker, here we go. Oh, you don't even know. You just started. Black people Twitter christened that guy. Aquamine. Aquame was my favorite. Michael B. Phelps. Shit. What was it? Oh, C murder? S-E-A-Murder.

Dude, they had a bunch. and they were all hitting for me. Holy shit. They've already been people, a bunch of people, I assume somewhere in the south, like a bunch of white and black friends. Swimming over.

That's aquaman. That's aquaman. But people have already reenacted it and everything. Yeah. In a pool. Yeah. And so, I mean, dude, that thing really took off.

But anyway, what's your take on it? Well, my honest response to it. And I want to see if you guys identify with this. as a reasonable, I think. You don't need to be progressive. Reasonable, honest white person. You see black people react that way.

And you go, yeah, I get it. Y'all saw four white dudes jumping a black dude. Anyone who doesn't understand y'all's situation, how it's been in your life, the temperature of America, if you will, anyone who doesn't get that, it's an asshole.

Anyone who doesn't, at least it makes it. 100%. But there was another part of me that was like, yeah, I've been knowing y'all wanted to do that, though. Does that make sense? Right, like they were. Black people in the South, not all of them. Like, they were like parking their cars while driving by and running down there and shit.

Like, it's happening. This is what we play for. And again, no blame. No blame in my heart for that. But there was a part of me that was like, yeah, y'all been waiting. on that for a long time. What I mean is like, rubbing a statue with James Earl Jones

at their coming down. Yeah, yeah. Like in the South especially, there's this thing, which is very beautiful, of no hate in my heart, I follow Jesus, I'm all about the Lord, I'll turn the other cheek.

There's always been a part of me and he's like, nah, come on, not when it jumps off. Like, and no one would blame you, but you don't mean that shit. There was a party that was like, yeah, that's what I thought, that's what I thought was going to happen.

Yeah. And it should have. I was hoping it would when I first saw it. I was like, oh my God, I hope some black people come to the rescue. Right. Show enough. And then they did, but then they hit a lady sitting down with a chair. And again.

And again, you're going to catch some strays. There'll be some collateral damage. I'm not watching that going, that guy's a horrible person. But I am watching that going, I knew y'all was full of shit when y'all was talking about peace. And like, yeah, in your hearts, you wanted to fuck us up the whole time. And I get it. No blame.

But I knew y'all won. wanted to. Does that make sense? Yes, but so as far as we know, as far as anybody knows, the black guy who worked at the dock said, you can't leave that boat there. Then I didn't, I didn't realize this, but then they were like, fuck you, and then he just goes and moves the boat. Or tries to is what I read. And then the owner of the boat starts a one-on-one with that guy, and then the white-old. And I bet say all of that's like, that shit will happen. Yeah. Then all his white buddies pile on the guy and then it's on. Hell breaks loose. Yeah, right. Yeah. And then there was a white dude, if you look,

early in the video, trying to get the four white dudes off the black dude, and he got punched. Yeah. Yeah. What are you going to do? Can I say that aqua main? Yeah.

That's so funny. That's my favorite one, too. That's my favorite one, too. Aquavela man would have also worked, I think. Yeah, there, dude, there was a bunch. I probably saw at least 15 different nicknames. Michael B. Phelts is good because it makes you think. Yeah, I like that one.

Yeah, that was a wild situation. One more, just, you said something about it. They hit a lady sitting down or whatever. I sent y'all a clip from the internet the other day, and I just wonder if you thought this was an outsized reaction. It was from like a Home Depot where this lady kept slamming her cart into the dude in front of her. Not into his cart. Not into his cart, into his legs.

She kept hitting him in the legs with his cart and wouldn't stop. So he just turns around, picks up an entire shopping cart, lifts it over his head and smushes her right in the face with it and knocks her smooth out. Thoughts? It was 100% an overreaction. However, however, I have long since ascribed to the gospel of, don't start no shit, it won't be no shit. Also, dude, it takes a minute. You find out.

Also, it takes a minute, it's a shopping cart. He lifts it up over his head. he's standing there with it looking at her second. But she's just sitting there like, she didn't leave, she's scared him. Look at him like, what are you going to do, throw that card at me? I bet she said that. That was going to be my take.

It's like, even if you're the strongest man alive, it takes a second to get the whole cart over your head. The fact that she didn't leave is the most white woman shit of all time. Like, that's the most, like, I'm facing death in the eye and I don't recognize it. What's that Patton Oswald bit? Yeah, doesn't see murder. That's the one about the magician. Murder's whispering two inches from his face and he doesn't recognize it.

He can't see murder two inches from his face. Yeah, that's the one about the magician. That's one of my favorite Pattonoff. That might be my favorite Patton Oswald bit of all time. Absolutely mine. Yeah. It's in my top ten favorite bits of all time. Tom Lace.

And the sad old magician was packing his clothes. And his suitcase. Yeah. He drops a F bomb. Fantastic F slur in that one. In character. It's a character picture.

It's so perfect. So perfect. All right. Jim Cavasel, right? He's got that new I Save the Kids movie. Yeah. They call it Q&A adjacent. I haven't seen it just at the very least.

To me, you know, it looks like Takeney. It's like Taken, but like young kids, basically. It's based on that Navy Seal who goes around on all the Rogan adjacent and Roganee podcast and talks about saving kids. Right. Sound of Freedom is what it's called. And that movie did well, and he'd been in the news lately or whatever. So there were some people, like a Twitter thread got started for people who had worked with Jim Cavazel on, he was like the lead on the CBS original person of interest, right? Which I always heard was a good show.

Actually, it was a Jonathan Nolan. I mean, here's a thing, dude, Jim Cavasel, like, I mean, he's good. He's good. I've been to say, like, he's. I texted you all the other night. I'm upset about all this because I. I've been rewatching some movies lately that he just popped up in and I forgot. And I'm like, this fucking guy's the best thing in everything he does. Because dude, like, you know, Kevin Sorbo, Scott Bayo, Gina Carano or whatever, it's like.

Yeah. They're not good. Kurt Cameron. Like, none of them like really hit. They're just lunatics. And so they get support from a fringe base or whatever and whatever they do. But they don't actually hit. But like Jim Caviesel.

James Woods hits like a motherfucker. So hard. Crazy male, obviously. Tim Allen. Gibson. Tim Allen. These people hit. But anyway, Jim Caval.

What about Mario Lopez? That's our buddy right there. Isn't he conservative? I don't know. Actually, I think you're right. Hey. Yeah, he hits. Yeah, he does.

Yeah, sure. Me and Corr are going to see him on Friday. But anyway, so we'll see how that goes. I'm sure that won't come up. Jim Cavasal, people start, they get on Twitter, Twitter thread starts about like stories of working with Jim Cavasel, right? And I've got a thing at the end of this. I want to ask you two specifically, but first, let's just cover some of the things he is

said to have done. So he had to be banned from ever driving a car while filming the movie. They had to switch to stunt drivers. No matter how simple the sequence was, they had to go to stunt drivers because, like, he wouldn't obey traffic laws. He would blow through red lights and stop signs and stuff like that, like even when he wasn't supposed to. And they asked him why, and he was like, because that's what my character would do, right?

But other people, like, watch the show and everything, are like, by the way, that's totally not what his character would do, right? but he also yeah he had like he would like if he had a scene where he was strangling out choking out a perp

or whatever he would just like actually choke the dude and he was like because it's true to the character or whatever all that type of shit like he did all this type

a buddy of ours whose name I probably shouldn't say I know the story I don't know who it's about too but well just a friend of ours who's a character actor I guess we can say

who the story's about or maybe we shouldn't because I saw the movie anyway It's about an actor who I think hits real hard as an actor, but our friend was in a movie with him, and it was the scene where he got choked out, and he about killed him,

meaning the other guy about killed our buddy by choking him too hard. And here's what I'll say about that. If you're going to be the dude... Did they get the shot? They did. Yeah, I know. If you're going to be the dude or the gal who literally chugs people out and then says, oh, I'm method,

you can't also then be the dude who's like, the gays are ruined in America. Like, do you understand what I'm saying? you can only be one of two problems. You can be an angel on set and a problem in the media. Or you can be a problem in the media. I fucked it up. That's true.

No, no, no. I totally know what you mean. Because the guy who did that to our buddy in the media is a darling. Yeah. So, Kavisel, speaking of which, they tried to write in an interracial relationship for his character. He refused to do it. So they'd like give that relationship to some other character or something. and he wouldn't like there was,

again, it's like an action show. There was supposed to be a scene where his character, who's the lead of this action show, like saves the life of a gay man. And Kaviza was like, no, that ain't it. I ain't doing that, you know. Let him die or make somebody else do it or whatever. Like shit like that, which is all show related.

But my favorites, though, were people said that he, whenever like a minority would come on the set, like a foreigner, specifically, not like a black person, but like a foreigner. Like they said an Asian studio executive came to visit the set one day. Whenever it's something like that would happen, Kavisa would walk up to this Asian person and just be like,

oh, ching Chong, China, say, Sakamaki, Hotofutoku, you know, whatever. And like, just saying nothing, but just like making Chinese noises or whatever. And people would tell it, like, that's not. He's not that good. That's my point. Yeah, right. Right. And he would do that with other. He said it did it with like German.

He did it with Japanese, whatever. It's like, and he also apparently, you know, Hitler hit for him. He often went on. Yep. Well, Hitler hit for him and him being an actual right-wing psychopath aside. My point is like Val Kilmer and Doc Holliday. Val Kilmer is known. I don't think I'm like getting anywhere to be a dick.

Yeah. But he's so good at Doc Holliday. So good. It doesn't matter. But you can't be like. pretty good and be like ching ching chum no like alec Baldwin same way like Alec Baldwin's a known dick but he rules

and on that note I think what's happening with Alec Baldwin with the charges he's got now because he killed dude is he's getting older people like yeah you're not good enough to shoot people anymore yeah yeah I mean if you yeah 30s you could you could have shot a guy yeah for sure but yeah he would apparently say talk about how like Hitler

had the right idea but you know went a little too far like that type of shit like yeah I've never understood, though. People never explained that to me. Like, what do you mean? He had the right idea, but went a little too far. I think he should have killed two million.

You know what I mean? It's so much crazier than you can imagine. I got this explained to me in Austin, no, Marfa, Texas, at the Holocaust and Classic Ship Museum. I told you guys this story. That's what you say Holocaust and Classic shit? Ship. Ship. Well, I mean, that's funny, too.

That's funny, too. but I thought you said the Holocaust and classic shit museum, you know. It was like what I'd have named it. I don't know if this was during the pandemic. We were all out of our minds. I don't know if you guys remember, but me and Annie were in Marfa and at like 10 at night, she found this like Holocaust and Classic Ship Museum on Google, and it said it was open 24-7, so she called almost as a bit.

We were at the bar. We were talking to people. We were drunk. And then someone answered. And it was just a dude named Bill, and it was just his house. And he had all these model ships. And one of them was the Titanic. He had a whole story about that, but a lot of them had to do with the Holocaust and what this dude explained.

And this is what I realized a lot of, what was the phrase you used, Corey? Or you used it. About what? He did, how did you say? Hitler was had the right idea, but went a little too far. So a lot of these psychopathic conspiracy theories, and I want to be very clear, I'm just parroting what I've heard or read or whatever, there's this idea of like. the real way to be a Jew? It happens in Christianity.

It might make us all more comfortable to discuss that where there are people who are like, I grew up with people who were like Catholics aren't going to heaven. Oh yeah, right, of course. Because they don't do Christianity, right? Yeah. So there's apparently some version of that. For Jewish people?

I don't know if it's inside or outside. I don't know if it's outsiders projecting that onto them or if it's insiders. But according to this guy, there's a lot of Jews. My money's on them orthodox fellas. I got you. Yeah. So according to this guy, who we met in his fucking house, we had a trans person with us, by the way.

It was a wild night. According to this guy, a lot of Jews think about Hitler that he went too far, but at first he was killing fake Jews. In other words, at first he was killing people who weren't practicing the right way. It's arguably... I don't think it would hit for Hitler to find out that he killed a fake Jew. Well, I was going to say it's arguably crazier than what Hitler did. I'm not trying to make it seem less crazy. but my point is simply that the argument is like

Hitler's idea was that these people turn their back on God by not being good Jews. I don't think that was it. No, of course not. I'm just telling you where that bullshit I think comes. Seems like Jews didn't hit for him. Yeah, I'm going to go with that. But that's where the bullshit comes from.

Hitler don't hit, by the way. No, Hitler don't hit. We got that. We've always said. What I'm saying is that's where some of this bullshit comes from is oh, Hitler just went too far. Yeah, he did. The people behind that

thought of he just went too far that was his only problem that's what they're arguing it's still garbage. Yeah, it'd be fun to have like a Hitler podcast.

I was going to say like a black plague and model airplane museum you know or something like that. Open 247? Black flag and Coca-Cola memorabilia. And you put your home phone number on Google?

Well, it's just like, I feel like it's just two things that guy's into. He's like, everybody can come see my shit. It's 100% what it was. I get that ships and the Holocaust overlap in at least some regard. Speaking of the Holocaust... By the way, he had tried to become Jewish four times and they won't let him. Yeah.

What? Well, I don't know. They're pretty strict. What do you mean? What do I mean? What do I mean? You got to apply to be Jewish. I mean, it's not a job, but you got to be like, let them know I went in your school. And they got a bunch of rules and stuff.

I figured if like one dude don't let you just go to the Jew next door. Sure. But they all found out he had a Holocaust. ship museum in which he was saying Hitler only murdered some problematic Jews. He murdered... That'll disqualify you. Yeah. If y'all were young and single and on

tender. Well, don't do that. And you saw a girl whose profile picture, and I sent this to y'all because I saw it on Reddit, her profile picture was her with her butt to the... It was a butt shot, like not the naked butt, but butt and like yoga pants. Her looking over her

shoulder, like, check my butt out and smiling. Classic, classic pose. But she was making that pose about 75 yards in front of Auschwitz. And it said it. I would swipe my shoulder out of socket to the right. Well, I don't remember which one is which. Sorry. He's for it.

I would get with her. Because not for a wife. She can throw down. Of course. Yeah, that ain't no dinner thing. No, that ain't no dinner thing. But yeah, dude, that's got to be unbelievable. Yeah.

I mean, we all agree with that. Yeah. Even the Jewish listeners are like, yeah. I mean, come on, dude. Yeah. Put that pussy on me. But, okay, let me say this. If I am in the mindset of settling down...

Yeah, no. I have two questions. Hell no. I have two questions. Is she Jewish? That'd be funny. That'd be pretty funny. If you're Jewish and you're throwing it back in front of Ashwoods, it's a little funny.

Yeah. Yeah. It is. It's a Roseanne move. And then my second question, I mean, my second question is, you know, how hot is she? Yeah. Well, you think, she's all right. Yeah. She was fine.

She was all right. But in a scenario where it was... and not half? There's a lot of fives I would get with, but I wouldn't get with a five that did that. Yeah. You know what I mean? You divide the distance from Ashwood, she is in the picture by how hot she is. Yeah.

And if the number's too high, you don't do it. Right. That makes sense. Simple ratio. So, Jim Cavazel, here's the question I have for you two specifically. Jim Cavasel, while portraying Jesus Christ and Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ, Jim Caviesel on the last day of shooting was struck by lightning

like hard, right? On the cross, right? I think, yes, while filming that he's on the cross, he was struck by lightning. Is that true? That part might be apocryphal. He definitely got struck by lightning while filming that movie. You know that for a fact. And he was praying Jesus. I mean, I've, yeah, I mean, I've never seen it like,

this is going to highly upset me if it isn't true. I'd say a bunch of people would have had to see it and know about it, so. Yeah, but how would there not be one single camera running? maybe they were just setting up you know get up on that cross

it feels like a rumor you start during production to get people to watch the movie and or talk about it before it comes out I mean according to foxnews.com according to foxnews.com he was dropped by

while filming the biblical film they've certainly never lied about a biblical movie here's an interview with him where talking about how it happened and he's definitely never lied about a role I just every

literally every Every source or whatever on the guy. Like they all... I get that, but where is the video? Well, I don't know. I mean, maybe he wasn't on the cross. Maybe they weren't filming anything. Maybe he was just like there on set.

He's still playing Jesus. And he wasn't even like... I had an uncle. My uncle Bubby, he was a co-ed. Walking to his trailer. My uncle Bubby got struck by lighting him. And he had to take six months off of a thing we call life. Yeah.

It was reportedly the last day. I don't think it. happen. I've never thought. I do. I've never thought Jim Gavisa got hit by lining on that fucking set. Well, my question was going to be like, which way does that sway your perception of him and his lunacy? Like, as far as like, well, the Lord fried his brain all up, so of course he's all dipshitty now, versus like, you know, bro, you got smote, you know, like, you literally got smoteed, and you think that should, I don't know, should rain him in? Or like, you know, it's or like, you know, make him wild.

It's a paradox. Right. Yeah. It's a paradox for us, us non-believers because it's like, I don't believe in Jesus, but there's part of me that wants to believe in Jesus for two seconds just so I can go, see, the movie you were making didn't hit for Jesus. He struck you with lightning. Right.

You know what I'm saying? Right. But like, if he really did get struck by lightning, I assume that has to like, you know, you like, fuck with your brain, you know, take oxygen away from it. Because like, dude, I've always said. like Connor McGregor, man, a lot of these dudes who I watch fight, like, I give them a little bit of a pass when they say some fucking word we said earlier, but I'm not going to say again stuff, you know, because like they'll just say some wild shit.

They're bright because I'm like, dog. They got the mush brain. Yeah. Like, like, oh, the guy who gets kicked in the brain for a living said something crazy. I can't believe it. Just show me in fighting. So like, yeah, I mean, if Kavit, if, if, if Kavit. Beasel's turn if that was when he all of a sudden went Q and on, I'm like, I bet it's because

he got struck by lightning. Right. But so, to be fair, I mean, I feel like most people generally agree with you about UF, yeah, about MMA fighters, right? Meaning, like, they never really face it. They say wild shit periodically and nothing ever comes of it, right? Everybody's afraid of them. Well, because that one dude, that one dude just recently said, like, you know, he's like,

no, women shouldn't be able to vote. What the fuck? Yeah. That was so stupid. It's like, they need to be in the kitchen, cooking food with their goddamn mouth shut. He, like, says this at a press conference. Like, before a guy is afraid of them. And he still gets to fight and do his thing because people are like,

oh, they much frame. People on Twitter still share it. People on Twitter still share it. Like, can you believe this just happened? It's just that, like, the base. Nothing comes of it because the UFC is like, this isn't going to hurt our bottom line. Nothing. Our fans are two types of people.

Right. Trey. But, like. We were in a comedy competition in Chattanooga, Tennessee. Corey was a guest judge, and the rules were, and this is, I'm going to quote, this is what was said to us. You can't say cunt, you can't say fag, and you can't say the N word. The N word, yeah. And that's how they said it.

They said those two words, and then they said the N word. And when I processed that, I realized, oh, because you're actually afraid of black people, you're not afraid of gay people physically. I genuinely think that MMA fighters are allowed to say whatever they want because they can beat people up. It's also just because they're not going to lose money the people that are offended by that aren't watching.

Yeah, but why would he? Right, well, that's what I think that's what we're saying is like... Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like it's not going to hurt their bottom line because the people that are super offended that aren't huge UFC fans because they're already appalled by the sport

to begin with, or it's someone like me, who is a UFC fan but has made the contention in his head like, hey, I don't have to respect these dudes' views. I don't care what they say. They bash each other's brains in for a living. Very progressive take. I don't care what they think

as long as they beat each other up. I want to say that I feel like Cavizal was Q. Who I am? Before that. Yeah, well, Q wasn't even a thing yet. But that's how him and Mel found each other. Yeah, I mean, you're probably right.

So let's rank them. For sure. I think the people in that world in terms of their talent. Mel Gibson's number one for me, I think. I think so, absolutely. I think James Wood is too for me over. James Wood is great. I think he's over Caviesel.

Absolutely, yeah, yeah, for sure. For sure, dude, for sure. Yeah. Roseanne is three. You've got to just do her early stuff. She's great. You got to just do her early stuff. Roseanne's so funny.

Awesome. Dennis Caviesel, I think. I'm a big, big guy, and he don't, he's, I don't know how much he does now. I mean, Jim Burr hits me. I was going to say, I was going to say Dennis Miller was like one of my biggest. Is he Q? Yeah. I don't know if he's Q.

I don't think he's Q. He went conservative after 9-11, but I don't, but he's not like full board. That's a different type. Randy Quaid, bitch. Oh, good one. That's a good one. I don't know. Randy Quaid is just like a spice man.

I mean, like he's got to be Q. I'm sure he's cute. I'm sure he's cute. He might literally be Q. But he's every. might be cute yeah quade quade

oh my god dude if randy quade is cue holy shit he's good to the bottom of that yeah i mean he's creative enough to come up with all that shit yeah

and crazy enough to forget he did it yeah right like he puts it out and he's like i believe it too i don't even know what this is I made him redneck I do the thing that we hate dude no he was always kind of redneck

he's a redneck he's probably from like Missouri so you don't know you know what I mean right he's cousin ed brough yeah yeah he got red crin for days just for playing cosnetti i think is it time to go i mean it it we're getting there do we go far enough down the q and on

ranking list the people who are q are q adjacent but still still still hit at what can we open the next episode with this because we'll probably think of some more i'm sure we will sure we thought of the hitters i feel like this is i would like to say a fun first episode in there right i can't believe that we just figured out that randy quait is cue drew i got it fucking i mean, hats off, buddy. It's the beers.

Yeah. I ain't drink. I get to be with y'all this week. I'm coming there and we're going to all be in the studio. I'm so fucking pumped. Next week, Corey will be physically sitting right here with us for next week's episode. So that'll be fun.

We should do two. Yeah, we should. I don't know if we got the timer. They got the space here, but we can figure it out. Hey, plug your shit,

boys, Tray. What's going on? I'm on tour doing stuff. I'll be in Vermont next. And then I got Austin. coming up and then a bunch of places after that Trey Crowder.com. Also listen and watch putting on airs

being Corey and Corey's show and Weekly Skews to political jam and pre-order our book. That's on Treycrowder.com too. Go Treycrowder.com. Check it all out. Love you. I'll be in Austin sooner than Trey. It's coming up very soon. I'll be there the... Well, I just want people to know we're not

together. The reason I said that is people... This was a hidden way to pitch it. People often text me and be like, are you going to be in... And I'm like, what? I don't know what you're talking about. And it's like Kansas. I'm like, no, what? And then it's where you're going to be. So I am going to be in Austin. I'm just trying to say that it's sooner. I'll do there August 16th through the 19th. I'll be at Creek in the Cave, the Pershing, the Vulcan on Saturday. I think I'll be at the mothership on Friday. I'm not sure yet. We're still trying to lock that down. So I'll

be there then. And then I am on fucking leave. I'm on paternity leave after that. My baby is on the way. We're actually very nervous about me going to Austin. So if you pray or do energy, put it up there that my baby don't come while I'm gone. It would be a premium if it did. We're not expecting it. I was about to say it's not supposed to be until sometime in September. No, it would be a, it would be a week premature if it did. So like, but that's, that doesn't mean one week before the due date. No, no, no, premium. One week before what makes you premature. Literally preemie. It would be five weeks before the do. Five week, both of my sons were born three weeks early. Yeah. That would be fine. Yeah, right. It'd be right

after I got back. Yeah. Well, speaking of a paternity. or leave. I'm not on the road. My wife is back at school, so I'm a full-time dad during the day, so you can catch all my shenanigans over at part-time funnyman.com. I'm sort of, you know, keeping a weekly routine of what me and the kid got going on. There's essays. I do podcast, all that stuff, part-time funnyman.com and P-O-A and the book. And also, for the first time live in studio, thank you all for listening to the well-read show. We love to stick around longer, but we got to go.

Tune you next week if you got nothing to do Thank you God bless you good night and skew Fart