wellRED podcast - #342 - Only Fans & Philippine Mamaws

Episode Date: October 18, 2023

This week the boys talk about Drew joining only fans and their buddy gettin fondled my a mamaw on the internet! CHATTANOGA! Corey will be at The Comedy Catch this Thursday October 19...TheComedyCatch.com for tickets! Go to DrewMorganComedy.com for updates on his tour and Only Fans! TraeCrowder.com will tell you everything you need to know about Trae's shows and our new book Round Here and Over Yonder! Y'all have a good one!

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we're arguing the merits of liquid vessels. Did you do a little southern gentleman in the middle of that. Beverage delivery, I don't know. It kind of sounded you like, I hate to interrupt your conversation. Yes, but that's exactly what I did. Here we are.

How's everybody doing out there? Also, as we start, well-read nation, they already know this, but halfway through this episode, I'm going to fuck right off because I mischeduled some things, and I apologize for that. We'll plug your shit so I can plug mine

because I'm going to forget. Oh, all right. Me too. Yeah, we'll do it at the top. Why not? Top plugs. Top plugs. That's what I need.

I mean, Charleston and Durham this weekend And then Boston after that, San Francisco, Chicago, Phoenix. All coming up, go to Trey Crowder.com and get your tickets. Also check out around here and over yonder, me and Joe's book. You can also find a link to that at Treycrowder.com. Go ahead. Atlanta make updates. I know I was supposed to be in Atlanta for the Laughing Skull Fest.

Well, guess what? I'm at Laughing Skull all weekend. I'm on an 8 and a 1030 show Saturday. They tried to get me on the 5 o'clock show, but I realized my flight was too late. So I'm on those last two shows Saturday. The show's Sunday. I'm on their show Monday. and I'm filming a set for only fans.

That's right, guys. Also, let me plug my only fans. Officially started as of right now. By the time this episode comes out, I will have posts up. You'll be able to subscribe for free. You'll be able to pay for some exclusive content. Is that my butt? Depends on if I win this argument with my wife or not.

Okay, well, I have a lot of questions. What was the over-under, Trey? Who won on me and you when he had a kid, when he was going to start showing his butthole? Whatever it was. I think the under took it. I don't think it was less than a month. The undertook it.

That's the undertaker's. But whole move. Yeah. Corey. Oh, I'm in, hey, if you're listening to this, tomorrow night, Thursday, October 19th, I'm at Chattanooga at the Lookout Comedy Festival in Chattanooga at the Comedy Catch there in Chattanooga. Come see me. And, hey, if you're going to the Shovels and Rope concert in Chattanooga, they're not conflicting.

I talk to Carrie Ann. Actually, I'm going to slide over there after my set, so you can come watch me and then go watch that. Yeah, other than that. you know, part-time funnyman.com. That's my shit. Let's talk about stuff. I want to talk about OnlyFans. So, me too.

You serious, Clark? Yeah, so OnlyFans came to me like a year ago, and they were like, hey, we're trying to not just do porn. We want to do comedy. We would like to help you start one. We can help you make money. We'll help you figure it out. And I'm like, I've always been interested in that.

I want to show my butt. Yeah, right. And they were like, oh, well, you know, that's cool. We're trying to get away from. And I'm like, cool, can I show my butt? And they were like, yeah. And I was like, all right, I'm probably in. But then, you know, life, I don't want it.

It's another thing. It's like, uh, sure. But then they reach back out to me. I'm not sure how long ago. And they're doing comedy shows. Plus buts. You're perfect for this model, by the way, can I say? And I am a model now.

I got to add that to my resume. So they're doing sets. S-E-T-S, you perverts. They're filming. They're like, they got a production team. They got two guys who've worked for Netflix. and Comedy Central running. They got a woman who's worked for all those people who's like in charge. I talked

to her. She's great. And it's Julia. And she was like, you want to film in L.A. or Atlanta? I was like, you're going to fly me to Atlanta? And she's like, yeah. And I was like, I want to do Atlanta. So OnlyFans is Branch. Carmen Morales has one. I think her sets out. You have to sign up for OnlyFans as a subscriber, not to anybody, just to the service, to watch all of these

comedy sets. But if you subscribe, to me, you'll get, you know, early looks at it and stuff. They're paying me. You know, not an exorbitant amount, but handsomely enough. Yeah, it's going to be fun. I'm excited about it. By the time this comes out, people who follow me on social media will have already seen, you know, me announce it and all that. Okay, but I want to, because when I first asked the question, I was going to say,

like, I didn't know you were going to say like, oh, yeah, they're trying to get into comedy. It's whole comedy thing. You know, my head went straight to show your book. But, and I was going to say, like, you, like, you've always been, you know, a bit of a filth monger. Exhibitionist. Yeah, right. Yes, like, you're a filthy, filthy dog. I want to hear what all you guys say. Yeah, yeah, keep throwing them at me.

By the way, everyone watching, this is not my kink. Like, whatever's about to happen. No. Not what I'm into sexually, but I'm very curious as to what you guys think about me. You just like, you just, yeah, you just. Hornie. A horn dog. Yes, a horn dog.

You like to be. I was going to say, friected, you know, nesting. naked balls flapping you know ex-stank exhibition stank it's stank it's hippie stuff hippies got a lot of you know overlap with that type of free love

type of deal you just you and Andy are sort of in that world so I thought my head went all kinds of places I thought she's going to be on there with you you know what I mean like I just you thought I just gone full fuck my mom and dad I didn't know a punch line and a money shot you would make

so much fucking money maybe uh I mean look, there's a lot of money to be made in that world. Like, I am, like I've observed many comedians, mostly female, and some of them make a fuck ton of money. Sure. I'm not particularly interested in having sex on tape for money. Right. I've, I've showed my butt on Instagram and risk getting banned just because it's fun.

And I think it's funny. It did get taken down. I didn't get banned. But for me, I was like, oh, that'd be funny. I'll start at OnlyFans when I found out. So, first of all, something they explained to me. OnlyFans started out as a very, like, their goal was to be a very normal platform. Yeah, just like a creator-driven.

They fucked that up. An economy thing. Right. It's like, hey, you're putting out this content out for free. You guys work for Facebook. Why are you doing this? Yeah, right. And what happened was, since they allowed nudity, pretty quickly.

Because, let me tell you something. Sex workers are some of the most innovative by necessity. for sure people in the game oh yeah porn's always on the bleeding edge of everything i think it might be norman it might be somebody else has a great joke about how porn's been diverse they've been woke yeah right 80s yeah what do you we got it all yeah we call them all the right names yeah so the porn industry it's not great sure so only fans was a way for people to kind of safely quickly was like look just give them 20% you can decide who you shoot with when you shoot so like that's how it happened. It was kind of organic. Well, they were fine with it because they were making

money, hand over fist. But at some point, I'm not sure why. Maybe investors, maybe a new, they were like, let's get back into the other stuff. No, I remember that was a huge internet story. They came out and were like, hey, as of this date, no more porn stuff on OnlyFans. And the universal response to that was like, so just no more Onlyfans then, because that ain't going to work. And they backtracked on that, right? They were like, we don't know what we were thinking. Somebody was like, did you see what happened to Tumblr? And they were like, what's Tumblr? And they were like, exactly. Exactly.

Right. So they did backtrack on that, but they were still doing a push, right? And like I said, a year, year and a half ago, they reached out to me about just like starting one. Like, hey, did you know you can make some money on it? We'll help you. We'll give you support. And I was like, cool. Yeah, I want to do that. Eh, maybe I do.

You know what I mean? And then life goes on. Then they came out and they were like, do you want to film a set? It can be anything you want. And it can be jokes you've put out before if you want, if you've got them on audio, say, but you've never gotten them on tape. We don't care because it's on our platform. We're just trying to get subscribers. But for everybody listening, it's 10 minutes, like seven of it's new.

And the other three, if you've heard it, you've only heard me do it. You've never seen me on tape doing it. So check it out, you know. Anyway, I said, yeah, let's do this. I made a joke earlier like me and Andy were arguing about whether or not. Right. I'm putting my butt on there. Of course.

She's like, that's not even a thing. That hasn't even come up. Now my question is, I don't know how much you've messed with the platform, but like, can you separate it into like, like, can you have like a joke tier and a butt tier? Because like I think, joke and poke. Yeah, right. Joke and poke tier. Yeah, right. Joke and poke tier, right.

You get it all. More like a half package. Some people like, you know, they might just want to hear the jokes, maybe. Of course. Some people might just want to see your butt. So many people want to beat off to you, bro. Take advantage. Right.

So here's that works. We got a lot of gay fans, dude. They'd love it. So here's how it works numerous ways. You can be like it's $5 for my only fans and then you get on there and then you get whatever I say. Or like you can charge per post. So there's going to be free posts and there's going to be $5 post. Okay.

And there might be a $10 post. Right. And I don't want to put anybody on blast. A good friend of ours has an only fan. And hers is free but you got to pay for the certain posts. Yeah, right. And I keep meaning to reach out. I don't want to make her feel awkward.

I mean, she advertised it. But I want to be like, hey, you're someone... What's behind door number two? Well, no, yes, that. But if I, I mean, I could just pay some money and find out what's behind door number two, according to her titles, I'm not sure. But I want to ask her, like, how you're running this? You know, like, because you're doing Q&As.

You're talking about your art. And I imagine from these captions, I haven't opened one yet, because I would like to ask her permission. I don't know why, but I want to. How you balance in that, you know what I mean? But I want to be very clear to the gay fans listening. You can pay money to see my butt, but that's like, that's probably, you know, if you see me going further than that, something bad has happened at the Morgan residence. Either my mama died or like, we're desperate.

Well, somebody's going to kill her now. That's funny. That's funny. Yeah, gave him the secret code to unlock that Drew finger in his own butt. What I just did was write the death warrant for five gay men who come on my father's property. Right. So, but okay, I mean, you know, why? Because you are, because you guys are, you guys are free spirits out. Cor, I'm like below court. I'm like, honestly kind of fucking prudish despite my complete lack of any sort of church background. I don't know if it's just small town shit or what, but I'm just like, I think ex-vanelicals are often freaky.

Okay, because I'm like pretty. You're below me in what? In prudishness. Like I'm saying, you're like freakier than I am. That's not what he meant. He meant blood pressure. I know he's talking shit, dude. BMI. No, I just, I mean, I'm very vanilla too, though. I know, but I think I'm beneath even you, but I'm saying, like, you and Andy are not, y'all do, you know, again, you're just, you're more into that type of shit. So I'm saying to what?

Like, I consume porn, therefore you think I should be making it? Y'all, fucking. I'm not even getting defensive. I'm trying to understand what's happening here. Me and you will fucking public and Trey won't. Yeah, sure, like, you do that. You go to, like, sex parties. You get naked at festivals and stuff like that.

You fucking. I've been to some sex parties. I don't know if I go. I'll fucking public. in public, but I hope no one sees it, if that makes sense. Like, at a wedding, like, I'll go behind the barn. Is it like a kid? I have had sex in public, but that felt almost anonymous and or like, man, we're all in this

together. You know what I'm saying? Is it? Like, you know what I mean? Like, if there was a dude in the corner who just paid $5 to watch in that particular scenario, I'd be like, nah, fam, this ain't it. I guess I'm just wondering what you're like, hold up is with it. Is any part of it artistic integrity, or is it's all sexual?

You're like, I just don't want to do that. for whatever reason. I don't have a lot of interest in it. I don't think I'm like, I don't know what the right word is. I don't want to throw brave out there. There's a fucking goddamn war war going on. I don't have the stones to do that.

Like, to withstand the stigma of that shit. Number one. Number two, with who? Now you're talking about me involving my wife. Or just being solo in it, like for, you know, again, you've got the otter thing going on. You're hairy. Right.

Like, you're in good shape right now. Man, you know what's funny, dude? Like maybe. You can jack off on the internet, Drew, is what I'm saying. Maybe I am. I'm for it. Maybe I do need to work through like I have some like. Hangups.

Well, I think that I have some hangups for sure of like I'm insecure for sure. Like I definitely don't want anyone to be able to pay $5 and know what I look like jacking off. That I know. 20. I'm also though, I'm wondering if maybe to be honest if I'm like, not man, I'm better than that. But I genuinely feel in my heart that I don't judge people. Like when I hear that people do that and they make a fuck tonne, that might be what it is.

What if I didn't make you money, dude? If you don't hit at it, yeah, that would be hard, yes. You put your dick out there, you sploos. Dude, you know how, look at this. Imagine coming in that and not making no money. Yeah, that's a really good point. That's, yeah, I think anybody could relate to that. You're like, well, if I'd, yeah, I would never do that.

But then, like, if you did. Trying to look at your dad and I, imagine he's alive. and you did that. Right. But then also he was like, well, them queer's giving you any money, try? Yeah, right. And you're like, no.

17 bucks. Yeah, right. Come on. That would be very disappointing. But I definitely have hangups about like, no, I'm not. Like, it is interesting. I think, quote unquote, vanilla people, when they hear someone is a little kinkier,

whatever they're afraid of, they just assume that person's not. But no, dude, I have very much don't want people to watch me jack off. That sounds horrific. Right. Like the scenarios in which I've had. This is how a lot of people feel going into comedy.

Like, you know what I mean? Like, if you told your friend, like, your friend's funny, he's like, oh, dude, I mean, that's great. But like, I could never go up there and actually say this shit on stage and this is your that. But I'm hilarious. Right. I am also disgusting. Yeah, I mean, like compared to who? Other dads, you were 39?

But dude, you know, you know. You know. that you hit for some of these people out of here. They've been saying it in the comments and shit for years. And there's nothing about that. We've had erotic fan fiction about the three of us fucking each other's butts. I know I'm going to read it on the only fans. Corey sold a picture of his feet to do.

I did that on my subset. Like, uh... What? Okay, hang on. You didn't tell us, you fucking pussy? To be, I will, defend him a little bit. I only read like three chapters before I got uncomfortable for the record. I think he's talking about the feet picks.

I said you sold pictures of your feet on the, on the dude on there. He's like, oh yeah, I did that too. Wait, was this like years? to go to that Wayne guy? When... Who did it? Wayne? That wing guy bought Alex,

I won't say his last name in case you don't want people to know. No, no, no, no, no. This was during the pandemic. When he, uh, when I found that out, I did the thing I do with him a lot where I'm like, how the fuck you're not going to tell me that whatever? But then he elaborated.

We did. We talked about it on here. I know. No, it was on POA. And... Oh, okay, my bad. But when he did elaborate, I kind of got it because it turns out this dude did pay him money for feet picks.

But like, in his fucking jubes. Jordans with socks on and everything. Like, they could have come out of a catalog or something. Like, I thought he was, like, going to have to be peeling a banana with his fucking toes or something. I mean, yeah, dude. I have videos of Corey in a Speedo farting. I didn't realize there was such a market for that. Now, that I'm about to sell on my only fans.

Sure. Hey, I'm for it. You don't even have to get my permission at all. But if you did, it's granted. But, yeah, dude. And I probably would have continued doing that had not, like, the pandemic had just, I won't say it did just happen. But, like, we'd gotten to that point where,

all of us were like, oh, God, we don't know when this is going to end. And this dude asked me right at that time. And I was like, fuck yeah. And then like two weeks later, I created the buttercream dream. And I would have never said yes after that. But like, I about went down a very different road. And like, I'm all four people that do it. Well, let me say this too.

Let me just like, I overshare on this and my other podcast all the time. But I'll overshare right now. During the pandemic, Andy and I had what I think was a pretty serious discussion about like, how much money can we make, like no faces. Right. And then when we started trying to get pregnant, it was like, you know, if you get pregnant. Well, yeah. Oh, yeah.

We could get in that niche market and pay for his kids college. You hear what he just said? And I'm not mad at him. But I'm like, that was a big part of not Corey necessarily person, but I was like, dude, this is so vulnerable. Oh, yeah. And even if no one ever figures out it's us or recognizes, I mean, right. we got a lot of tattoos down there. I would have called y'all within 10 minutes.

Within 10 minutes, bro. I mean, we have fan art custom tattoos near our genitals. You understand what I'm saying? It's squid billies. Nice. As us. Right. So, like, everybody knows that.

Yeah. Like, I posted that, you know what I mean? So, but we talked about it. Well, maybe we can cover it up. But I think, in retrospect, that was like a hot thing for us to discuss. Yeah. We were dabbling in a world. where other, like, real sex workers

would be like, yeah, did you and your wife discuss fucking on tape? Well, but did either one of you have the, the Nelly thing going on where it's like, I'm just kidding, like, Jason, unless you're going to do it. Unless you're going to do it. I think if Andy was like, let's do this. Just a crazy thing to talk about, right?

Right? Just, we totally would never actually do it. Andy totally could have talked me into it, I think. Yeah. Starting to. I think once I watched one of them, though, I'd be like, I don't, was that a great. great Rodney Carrington joke. Filming yourself having sex is a great idea until you look at the damn tape.

Oh, yeah. What the fuck? Is that a tick? I think that's a goddamn tick. Yeah, that's so funny. Yeah, I've done that. Not in years, obviously, like I said, pretty vanilla. This is when I'm in my 20s and then, you know, much better everything than now.

And it was very much like that. You're like, oh, I don't know. I was so into, yeah, I looked at it. I was like, oh, my God, bro. Yeah, it was so. You realize how good the people on the field are. You know what I mean? Right.

When you see that, you're like, God, damn like no i can't no everybody can't do that but there's that whole element of like there's somebody out there some people are into that so i was about to say like there's that like i said with you you're like i don't really hit and i was like dude exactly what you are i guarantee there's a whole niche community people who are like slavering at the mouth yep for fucking slavering slavering yes maybe it's slavering slavering like sad oh no i like it yeah like i never like it yeah like i never once thought you were wrong i just never heard it like a wolf no i like it i like slavering is it slavering or slather i have no word as far as i know as i know as far as i

I thought you meant like, savory but also salivating at the same time and you set them both together. That sort of is what it means, though. It's like a, like a wolf, you know, like frothing at the mouth and like wanting to fucking tear something up and eat it. I thought we got a little bit. Well, yeah, I thought we got a little bit of trades kink there where he was trying to talk to us about people salivating, but then he was imagining somebody like in a gimp soup.

Let me say one more thing, too, that definitely like crossed my mind about what I am doing. Look, you know, me doing an actual, like, porn only fans with my wife, I don't think that was ever a serious possibility for a variety of reasons. Top of the list, it's the reason I had never sold drugs when I was struggling for money in New York, my mom. And that's real shit. Like, if my brother had not gone to prison, I would have committed so many fucking crimes. Because it's just you and him. So it's like, you're the only one she's got left, and you're like, I can't. Yeah, right. I cannot call my mom until I'm in jail. Unless it's like, I got in a bar fight mom.

Can you bail me out? So, like, that's part of it. You know, it's like, I just, I can't do porn. I even had to have to have a talk with my mom about what I am going to do. Like, I had to be like, listen, I know that you know what OnlyFans is. But I need you to understand this. And I was like, also. Wait, she knew?

Do they like, because of the kids she's helping raise. And I was like, you also need to have a discussion with Maddox because little kids will be like, oh, she's got an only fan like as an insult or whatever. And it's like, you need to know that only fans isn't just for that. And your uncle's about the do, blah, blah, whatever. So for those reasons, but the one I was going to bring up, our fans, and I've called them out on this before, not all of them, but a lot of them are pretty prudish for liberal open mind people. And that's, that makes sense. We're raised in America.

They're of a certain generation. It is what it is. A lot of them are southern and rural and shit, too, and that's what I was saying, it's just more like. Right. Yeah. And I do want to push back on that a little bit. I think they should open their minds up a little bit, some of you out there. But I also understand you have no interest in, like, seeing me and Andy have sex or seeing my butt.

And that's fine. But I also, like, you know, you got to think about your career. Like, I believe in myself more than I ever have. Yeah, right. I'm fucking great on stage. Like, I'm this fucking close to popping in a way where I can tour and buy a house and all that stuff. And I just don't feel like it's worth it. So, like, even though I think the stigma's bullshit, but it's not worth it for me.

I didn't even know if like, because I thought it was within the realm of possibility that in like the fucking cool kid world of comedy shit or whatever, it might be kind of punk rock or rad to do that type of thing. Like, you know what I mean? Like if I were 25 and I had a Mohawk. Right. Yeah, maybe. Right. Get the Mohawk. I thought about it, dude.

I thought about going full fucking Mohawk. Get my dick out. I thought about it. Do it. I mean, get the, just start with the Mohawk. Just start with the Mohawk. I got a haircut tomorrow schedule. Maybe I'll get a mohawk.

do it you know how many different wild shits i would do to my head if i had a pallet like you brother yeah but that's like when the merry guy's like buddy if i was single let me tell what i'd do you'd stand in the corner and drink a fucking beer and then go home and jack but i'd have a full head of hair doing it god damn it no but i know it's like you want to be one thing i was going to bring it and i don't even want to get into it now because i got to leave pretty soon but like uh there's a whole other thing with like us and what we do or in particular where I already think like, you know, I'm not an actual comedian or some people think that or whatever.

Oh, right. You're like a talking head or they know you from Bill Mar or something. Or just the YouTube thing or any combination of those, right? Yeah, but that's never mattered less than right now. But go ahead. I know that. But I'm just saying I've had. Still on head.

Right. I've had insecurities about that this whole entire time. We've been doing this professionally. And so, like, I do get that like if you were like the only fans, and not just, oh, he does comedy on OnlyFans. He does comedy while jacking off on only fans or whatever. If you were like, that guy, then, you know, I mean, yeah, I hear you. Yeah.

It's hard to put that genie back in the bottle. That's for sure. Yeah, that's one of my first videos putting the genie back in the bottle. Yeah, man. And like, it's... Smell the bottle. Honestly, I wish it were more punk rock. But, like, you know, Carmen did it.

Nate Craig's got one. Fuck, what's the dude? Jeff Dyes got one. No, I didn't even know. I didn't know they were doing that. Like, knowing that that's a thing they're doing. Trey's so fucking pissed that they called you in Nogham.

No, no, I'm just saying I didn't know that was a thing. They paid me pretty well, but I don't know they that's in a Ford, Tray. I wouldn't, like, that wouldn't, I wouldn't think about it would have a problem with that. Knowing it's like, no, it's just the only fans is trying to get into doing comedy. It's not related to what you think of and you think of OnlyFans.

It's like, that answers every question you need answers. I didn't know they were doing that when you brought it up. I was like, he's about to pull his butt out, which I'm hits for me. I'm just very curious. You guys backed off. You stopped saying what you thought of me. I think we got it all out there.

I put stank, naked, hairy. I was going to say, I do feel like subconsciously. Man, it wasn't just related to sex. We used to always joke about you getting pegged, which isn't actually true. I don't. I wish I liked it. Physically it doesn't hit for me, and I wish to God it did. I wish to God it did.

I've lost a knuckle, but never a orifice. Right. I do think. I do think my. initial like interest in hippie world festival was absolutely like an attraction to that specific type of freedom whether it be like sexual or just drugs or any of that like coming from the way I was raised in the background I was in it was like oh these people are doing something different but and this is all subconscious by the way but now I recognize there was still like a structure

to it they were still getting together singing songs putting her hands up it was like oh this church hits more there's titties here right Mm-hmm. Did you get an offer for additional feet picks, Cho, or was it just a one-off thing? Nope. Sure didn't. Maybe you should show a little piggy for him, you know, so to keep an awry. I'm going to say, like, I gave that guy so many, I gave that guy so many different options.

It's like, I can't remember the last time I jacked off to the same video. You know what I mean? So, like, more than one. That's so funny. That's so him, too. Like, he's like, I don't know, I want to make sure it hits for him. Yeah, he's getting all the angles and stuff. I did.

Oh, yeah, I sent him way more than one because I didn't know what would hit. And I wonder, like, no wonder he didn't hit you back up, dude. That's what I'm saying. Like, I gave him too many. And he's not into you anymore. He's like, this fucking slut. Didn't he make me work for it? He's a pay piggy, Corey.

I got to teach you so much, dude. That's great. Well, that made me, that made me feel better about like, oh, no wonder he didn't hit me back. I gave him everything. But then I was like, well, why didn't he reach out to any of his friends? Like, oh, this guy's really good. But then I was like, if you're into,

If you're doing this shit, you probably don't tell everybody. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know. All right. This has been awesome. Before you go, how funny would have been if me and Andy had secretly been doing only fans the whole time? How funny would this conversation have been? I wouldn't have walked into any of that if I had been.

I just been like, yeah, I don't know, man. It was pretty cool. All right. I got a new car. Bye, Tray. Bye, buddy. Welcome to putting on airs. My name is Drew Morgan.

I'm the new host. Let's talk about rich people being, what is it? Rich people are inbred too. Is that kind of what it is? Yeah. I mean, yeah, I would say that was definitely like the log line for the first part, which would be like, hey, you know, we like to talk about the Venn diagram of where fancy and trash overlap.

That was always Tray's segment. He since abandoned it because he's like, I've done, I've said all I can say on the subject. even though we keep giving him examples of where it's a thing he's like no i don't think so dray don't do his thing anymore well he i mean look we still do the show and we still absolutely talk about fancy stuff that segment just isn't a thing anymore weird who i'm like oh this dray does don't be doing stuff um it's so funny because he's not lazy at all he's like he works so hard but also makes it

seem like he doesn't because he hates change he won't do anything new or out of the pocket like you can't get him to change lanes um i i think this must have come up i can we talk about this can we talk about the video i sent y'all this morning on the podcast is that in bound oh yeah i mean it's out there wait wait wait wait which which video of an old buddy of trade oh yeah yeah dude it's got like 900 million views right yeah but it's anonymous for him i guess at the moment maybe not it's obviously him so I guess this came up

maybe while I was dealing with the hospital stuff I'm not sure but I want you to walk you through there is a comic who I follow who I enjoy he's very funny I've done some shows of him named cha de Reno or Dorano now that's who needs to do a fucking only fan that dude's whole thing

he started out he'd find like thought videos on TikTok or Instagram and it'd be like a girl doing a workout instruction but that she's just got a big butt and her clothes are so tight you can see everything you know and he's got he's got like a big face and a big smile and a gap tooth

so it'd be zoomed in on her butt and then it would just cut abruptly to his face and he's smiling real big and he'd say something particularly funny and um that guy's got like a billion followers and it's almost all sexual and he's on like a tour called come again tour but it's spelled you know I mean like that dude's whole thing is sex right well this morning he shared it I'm scrolling on

my Instagram is he gone oh I think we lost Corey I'm gonna keep explaining when Corey comes back he will know what I'm talking about because he's seen it but you guys won't so this guy who is a very very famous among the kids as we say comedian and tick tocker um and we're still recording right he shared this video and what it is is it's a white American guy sitting with a little Filipino mammal and they're posing for a picture

and the Filipino mammals kind of got her hand on his leg like they're posing and then she just creeps her hand up and full on grabs his dick and it's like this 80-year-old lady I think she's some sort of famous tattoo influencer. I don't know if she's a tattoo artist. Someone says she judges tattoos. I have no idea what that means. But

the guy is when it Trey's high school friend. whose nickname is porno, who you've heard us talk about before. Now, I know if you hear a guy named Pornow, getting his dick grabbed by a Filipino mammal, you're like, well, I guess that tracks. But what you've got to understand about Pornow is he got that nickname kind of by accident and it just stuck. He is so shy and so sweet and he's genuinely such a great guy. He freezes.

And knowing him the way that I do, he froze because he didn't know what to do because he's so, like, polite that he didn't want to be like. like get your fucking hand off me. So he just completely freezes and he makes this hilarious, goofy white guy, American face like, while this memo's just feeling his dick through his shorts. Well, I guess Corey Trey and the internet seen that two weeks ago, but I was dealing with everything I was dealing with with the hospital, right?

But, so I hadn't seen it. So I'm experiencing this for the first time. I'm sending to Trey on Corey and Mark, I'm like, what? Porno's on the internet, this dude's stuff. And they're like, yeah, yeah, we saw that. that last week. So in some ways was a huge letdown for me. When you think you've discovered that your friend's gone

viral and all your boys are like, oh yeah, he'd been going viral. He'd been all over Reddit. Aaron, where are we at? We getting Corey back? I'm back, motherfucker. Yeah. So, nothing slacked off on the podcast because basically I just told everybody what the video was and explained to them that

you guys had, I guess, processed and seen this while I was dealing with hospital stuff, so I didn't know. That makes sense, because I was wondering, because it was pretty big day in the thread. Well, and that's what I was just getting at, was like, it was weird for me today because I sent it, and of course I figured out what happened immediately,

but like, dude, I was ready to have the day y'all had when y'all found out about this. I was like, fucking porno is on the internet with a Filipino mammal grabbing his dick. And you guys were like, understandably, we're like, yeah, we saw it. And I was like, blah, man. Now I feel bad that I didn't, like,

didn't process it and go, oh, Drew, that must have been, blah, blah, blah, I'm sorry. I wish that out of faked helped you have the day because it was like it was a fucking day. Like we were so hype because like it's wild. Like Trace sent the shit to us like right as it happened because porno sent it to him. And by the time we refreshed and went back,

this shit already had two million views. And it's like, bro, it couldn't have been a more perfect person to happen to than porno giving the most porno fucking face while all this shit's going down. Dude, I was just saying, I was just saying, but when you were off that he's like, in spite of his nickname,

You know, he got that nickname in a funny, kind of accidental way. He's a really shy person, and the reason he froze was he didn't know what to do. Exactly. He's probably mad we're talking about him right now. But, man, it was so funny. And, dude, this is a dark thought that I just had. Y'all were experiencing that when I was in the hospital. And I don't know when it went down.

It might have been after things were okay, and everybody was in the clear, but I just wasn't on my phone because I was holding my child and kissing my wife. but I just like had this dark thought of like if it went the way it almost did and it was the worst day of my life ever and then I just opened my phone like wanting to jump out of a window of the St. Joseph Providence Hospital and I saw porno getting jacked off by a Filipino mamma. It literally would have saved my life. It literally would have saved my child's father's life because if Andy had you know, I don't even want to say it and then I saw that video I'd have been like you know what God all right even close to even. close to even, almost even. Right. I'm still mad at you, but all right. I'm still mad at you, but like, thank you for immediately making me remember that stuff can every now and then, if only briefly, and so fleeting, hit.

Yeah, only if you're willing to laugh at your friend's expense, and then the world can be tolerable. And let's say something here that I don't know if I should say, while watching your friend hit sexually assaulted? Yeah, for sure. 100% not in the Philippines though I think in the Philippines it's like you know like there's a statute of limitations I think there's like an age statute thing where it's like if you're over a certain age and you do that to anybody who's a grown man everyone it's like it's I think it's called look the other way well I mean look we all know that if this the situation was reversed and it was a grown adult Filipino papal doing it to pornos sister it'd be a lot different but like I do kind of feel like you're old but like I do kind of feel like an old Filipino mamaw like you get to a certain age feel every dick you can like you know let me say this and I'm not just saying this to sound like whoa any mamma dude any mamma maybe not a white mamma to a black man because of the look it's it's a bad read yeah it's a bad read but any mamma and a man over 30 to any white man there you go

White man victim, any mamma, have at it, ladies. Grab them, next. Because, and I'll say this, we've had, we have quite a bit of women at our shows who have, like, groped us at the end. And by the way, we've called them out on it and been like, yo, don't do this. I'm uncomfortable. If they were younger, I promise you that when they're 80 plus, we don't give a fuck, boy, because why would we? I call it out because it's hilarious to call out. But in no way do I insinuate that it has to stop.

I've just, the only, like, I hear you, and it is one of those things where, like, oh, I've got a rare moment to show this person how hypocritical they're being. And that is fun for anybody, especially a liberal. But, like, there's part of me, too, is like, we're having our picture taken. You know what I mean? And, like, these women will be grabbing on us and stuff like that. And, like, my wife is cool. But, like, I don't want to catch her on a bad night. She sees this on Twitter and, like, these thoughts go through her head of, like, they're just out there fucking all these ladies and shit.

Which, like, I got to tell you, if you ever have. that thought baby but was us and a carnival of fellers getting our butts fuck that's way more likely that's really sweet of you i feel like uh i subconsciously was just like andy you got to be okay with old ladies and dudes grabbing my butt because i'm not going to stop them and they're going to keep doing it i'm not even sure i can stop them they're just like a fucking you know yeah the dudes i've never given a shit at all because like amber knows i ain't going to do that one time you know one time i gave a shit because i was nude it was when we did the nudist camp and it was yeah

And I didn't like it. Because it went in. Yeah, it was that. You know what? It was also like, it was also felt like very like, not aggressive. What's the word? Entitled. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We're doing the meet and greet and you slip a hand over my butt. Like, you're the help. That's pretty funny. Like, if we're doing the meet and greet and you're like grabbing my butt as the pitcher's going, I'm like, that's hilarious. You tried to get me to react. But we're just hanging out having a drink. Yeah. You know, that wasn't, I wasn't into that.

That's really what it is for me. Like, you can grab my butt, but you cannot have power over me. Yes, and that's, yes. And it is timing in that situation, because I agree with you. Grabbing the butt right at the picture, that's just like you're doing a funny thing. But like that's, I think a lot of it was too with like the women when they would do it. And maybe this is fucked up as a man. But like that for one second, you're like, hold on just a second.

No, no, no. You just think you can do that. What the fuck makes you think that you can just do that shit? And it's like, well, dudes feel like that all the time, you know? On that note. and I'm going to make a video. I'm going to go find some of them. And I'm going to make a video.

And I'm not blurring your faces or your names out. And I'm not mad. I'm not mad. But I will be mad. I'm going to go find all of the wild comments. Men will just say to us on Facebook, like where they just wouldn't do a woman. And again, I'm not trying to, right?

I'm not calling you out. I'm not saying I'm going to call you out. I'm going to go find them, though, and I'm going to take screen caps. And I'm going to make a video. And the callout is not. Why did you make these weird? comments to me like, dude, I posted stuff about my kid and they've been like, uh, you've always been my daddy or whatever. It's like, dude, fucking chill for a minute, right? But yeah, I'm not mad about

that. I'm not going to call that out. I'm going to, I'm going to make a video calling out. If you did that and you're not giving me $5 on that OnlyFans. Yep. If you did that and you're not bringing that energy over to my new OnlyFans page, get the fuck out. We don't need that. I like that. That's right. I like that. Right. I like that. Put up or shut up, you fucking dirty old man. Yeah. So clip that. Put that on your substack. They'll just, they'll like that, son. Yeah, because I, now, I'm not as sexy as you, so I don't get as many of those comments, but there's plenty of gay fellers that want to fuck a chubby little cute boy, and I found that out, you know, over the years. In this context, maybe don't call yourself boy. I could, maybe I'm wrong. Right. No, you're right.

You do put the boy in flamboyant, though. Feller. Feller. Feller. You put the flan and flamboyant too. But only twice. You put the bollient and flamboyant. You got a lot of flamboyant stuff going on with you. I do. I do. So in the comments, like I'll be like you were like, they'll say it.

And I'm like, obviously I'm not bothered. I'm not threatened. Sometimes I see him and I go, I can't believe that you felt comfortable saying this to anyone. Like anyone. That makes me happy. I would never. Yeah.

I'm glad that gay men are still out here being toxic and it's okay. And the reason is okay. And ladies, I acknowledge this. is I'm not afraid they're going to rape me. Like, when I read that, I'm not like, oh, God, I hope you don't follow me home. I'm like, well, I could probably take him. And if not, say Lavi, what a way to go out.

There's been like, maybe the one dude in Florida that time that I thought, if he wanted to fuck me, he could fuck me. Are you talking about Bubba, though? He ruled. I know he rules, but I'm talking about from a physical standpoint. I know he rules. A lot of game can take me and they know it. No, they think about it.

But they're in the comments, it's whatever, have had a couple dms that I ended up having to block a couple motherfuckers and like I just because they just kept going kept going like I know you're married but I'd split you wide the fuck up and you just never know it to all this shit well here's what's great that I'm realizing about our dynamic and our personalities you're getting aggressive men who want you to be their sub and I'm getting people who want me to tie them up and call them hoars and so they're a little less they'll they'll send me some wild stuff but it's Yeah, it's a lot more like, you know, say something spicy to me.

There's not a lot of fucking, you know. Yeah, because when I first, when they first say that shit, you know, in the DMs, I'm a good ally. So I'm just like, ha, ha, I glad you enjoyed the show. You know what I mean? Like, do your shit, whatever. And then, bro, sometimes, like, it kept going to the point where, like, man, I wish I'd have printed some of this shit off because I'm like, bro, I'm about to send

this shit to the FBI because, like, it seems like you, like, and then CNN post a picture in my fucking house. And I'm like, this guy's messaged me at the same fucking time. I'm about to get my butt split wide open, just like he said, Greg. CNN put a picture of your house up? Yes, and without my permission at all. That's wild. Didn't hit.

Now, nothing to my knowledge came. I didn't get eggs thrown at it or whatever. That's wild. That's so wild. That's something you expect if, like, a Facebook production company comes out to your house to film a segment. And it's like, dude, you're CNN. Like, when someone's house gets doxed, you are who covers it. Yes.

And the thing is, they didn't ask for my permission either. And listen to this, like the context of them putting it up. It's the dumbest. Like, I remember one time this dude in the Chattanooga paper was writing a story about Chikamaga, and it ended up getting taken out because what he wrote in the thing was Chikamaga, it's such a quaint little town. Nobody even locks their daughters. And people in Chikamaga were like, motherfucker, don't write that shit.

the Chattanooga paper, you know? So, and it's like, then the blacks will come. Yeah, and your town's wild, dude. That is 100% what they thought. Yeah. But anyways, the context of this was... And the black folk in Chattanooga were like,

yeah, they don't lock their doors or their gun cabinets. We're not fucking going down there anyway. Exactly. The context of this, though, was that from my area, there's a place that had, like, it made news in our hometown that was like, they refused to marry a couple of lesbians. Like that happened. My sister.

I remember the story. Yeah. So I just literally just posted on Facebook like, yo, if you're in this area and this happens to you, you can get married in my yard. Well, it went fucking crazy viral or whatever. So CNN. I see why they shared the house. Okay, me too.

But like, that's basically going, hey, everyone from around this town that this bothers. This is the house to throw X at and throw a brick through the fucking window. All right. I understand that. I agree with you. I'm going to play devil's advocate a little bit. that is arguably what you signed up for. But they should have asked me.

They're seeing him. I agree with that. I agree with that. But two things. I see from their perspective of like, hey, this guy, he says you can get married in his yard. Well, what if they showed up and you lived in a fucking double wide? A new one. It's a nice one.

You got an ash tree out front. Hey, peggers can't be choosers. Right. You know, there's a pretty oak. It's a 200-year oak. You can stand under it, you know? I can see CNN being like, what the fuck? What's this guy offering?

You know, it's just like, hey, I can help you out. Here's a dollar. You know what I mean? Like giving somebody a job or something. You can come work for me. I'll pay you $10 an hour to babysit my kid. Well, thanks a lot. You didn't really save anybody's economy.

So my point is I get why they were like, well, it's relevant to the news story here. Agreed. I think they should have. asked you and you guys should have like kind of blurred it. Because blurry. Dude, I would have said yes if they'd asked. Right. And it wouldn't even like that's actually the whole point of this is I can't believe that

they didn't ask. I can't either. And then as far as the rock thing, I totally get it. But I do sort of think that's really what you're signing up for. When you make a agreed. An announcement like that. Like, and this happened doing it, physically doing it hits. Having people at your house and marrying them and get.

in the post about it as a comedian. I did it and didn't post about it, by the way. I'm a hero. Should have. But like doing that, meeting people, like, that part's good. The reason you doing that is brave is because people might put a brick through your window. That's true. So like, I can play devil's acting and be like, yeah, but you said you would have let them.

You just can't believe they didn't ask. Yeah, no, dude, of course I would have let him because I'm an idiot. But the thing, it just blew me away that it wasn't like they didn't ask. I thought you literally had to. but like, no, of course I would have said yes. It just kind of blew my mind. But, you know, again, I would like to say that I did marry a couple at my house and I didn't make a deal about it.

So just throwing it out there. Dude, that just reminds me of the best idea I've ever had. Me, Corey and Trey had a deal with a production company and we were going to go pitch essentially reality shows, but like comedy reality shows, I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about all the ones we did. The one we really wanted to do was called Redneck International. Still our idea. I wish somebody would make it.

where we go to like fucking Ireland and find the rednecks and we go to fucking Latvia and find the rednecks you know what I mean we go to China

and find the rednecks their version of it but an idea that I pitched to that company next door to Corey is a church and a church

was up for sale and this is a huge version of what you were just talking about you want to talk about the brick through the window I wanted to buy it and I wanted us

to start a church you know the holy church of well-read and then like in parentheses we do what jesus actually said right and then we're care of the homeless right we were gonna we were gonna like bus in homeless to your little town and like set them up we were gonna do like uh safety and sex ed work for sex workers bus in sex workers and then like give them condoms and teach them stuff and you know and then for spirit music we were going to sing like stevie nicks acoustic and shit like that you know witchcraft stuff and in retrospect it was a little exploitive probably But in terms of making so much money, because the people in your town...

We shouldn't bust them in. Right. Well, we'll just tell everybody the doors unlocked and then see if they come. No. It was a little exploited, but I really think it would have made for amazing television to have the Christians of a small rural southern town have to process like, you know, hey, this is Christianity in action. Because I do think something would be cool.

I think a lot of people would be like, hell yeah. I agree. And a lot of people would be like, fuck this. And if I may, because when I said, oh, my God, I'm worried everybody's going to throw a brick through my window, I was being a little unfair. Those people do exist, of course, and some of those people do live in my hometown. And some of them are a senator named Marjorie Taylor Green. Yes, that's true. There you go.

No, she would never do shit. She would never do none of it. She'd just rile her motherfuckers up to do it. but most people in my town absolutely I'm not saying even the people that have a problem per se with gay marriage would be like if that's what Corey wants to do let the motherfucker do it you know what I mean right right yeah yeah that's a big thing that we got to give even rural conservatives credit for a lot of them are like genuinely like don't bother me and it's fine and on that note and on that note another thing that'd be interesting about that show let's be fair would be a lot of liberal people going, yeah, great. And then there would be some issues. I mean, that's the... Why aren't you doing it for the inner city black kids?

Sure, but I mean, like, the homeless population has no more crime in it. Studies show than the regular population. But there would... But if you brought them in, there would be more crime. Like, because there would be more people there. You know what I mean? So, like, there would be some, like...

Because I've seen this in cities all the time. Liberal people, like, they have the Black Lives Matter sign in their yard. But you best believe if you try to put a fucking housing project next to their house, they're going to lose their goddamn mind and spend every amount of money and social capital that they have to keep it away. And while I disagree with them on a basic philosophical level, I get why they do that. I know what they're afraid of. Right. But, you know, maybe be a little less proselytizing on some shit. And also just be honest, too. You know what I mean? Right. And it's like, oh, those are going to be drug dealers here. All right. There's drug dealers in

your neighborhood right now right you know what i mean like you're afraid of a different kind of come on let's let's let's say it what's kind of you're afraid of anyway yeah i mean we straight up in our hometown like uh we had a trailer park and the trailer park is not there no more right and they were like well that's you know all the crimes coming from over there and shit and and of course everybody with the brain was like well yeah they're they have to do that you know i I guess. We don't. Like, they're, you know, they're, they've got a rough shot at it and we fucking don't. But like, they just got rid of the trailer part because they said, oh, it's just because it's an eyesore. You know what I mean? And it's like, imagine being called and eyesore. Do what? Yeah, imagine being called an eyesore. I know. And they were, but these people were saying it like, no, we don't, it's nothing wrong with the people. It's just that it's an eyesore. And I'm like, well, and in their mind, they got rid of the trailer parks and those people just disappeared. They don't exist no more. Right. They never did. They never did. Never did. Well, I don't think we have any ads this week, or did we fuck up and skip one?

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Those are the only shows that I have outside of my Comedy Store stuff. Comedy Store, October 26th and whatever the last Thursday in November is. I think it's the 30th. Yeah, come see me. Come see me, Atlanta. Hit me up if you're confused about it because I didn't post that on it. It's just all the Saturday shows at the Skull, all the Sunday shows, and the one Monday show. I'm on them. Let's do it. Chattanooga, come see me tomorrow if you're hearing this live when it first comes out Thursday, October night, at the comedy catch.

Then it's way in the future, but these things do sell out. So hopefully y'all hear at first, we are going to be back together. well read December 14th through the 16th at Zanis for our homecoming shows. And then after that, Asheville, I'm going to be at the Grey Eagle December 28. So grab those tickets. Thanks for listening to the pod. Tell all you friends. Listen to Gravy Baby, everything in the extended skewniverse.

How long? Oh, go ahead. I thought you were going to sing, so I wanted to cut you off. I was. Okay. How long will it have been since we've done comedy together, all three of us on the same stage, when we do Zanis in December. I guess it will be a full year.

Was it Zanis last? No, I feel like we did Asheville. Didn't we do Asheville? Yes, we did. You're right. We did. But it's going to be like seven, eight months. Seven, eight months.

So some of y'all, I know in the Southeast, we used to spoil y'all. You could see us in multiple cities. We did Knoxville together, too. We did Knoxville and Asheville back to back. Those are the last run. In February. In February. So it's going to be fucking 11 months.

fucking 11 months I think it's 10 I don't know it is I know I immediately was wrong but that's all right you're not you're not coming to see us

to do math problems so if you live anywhere near Nashville if you got some points you better get them tickets it's going to sell out and it's going to be rad we're going to have special guests

we're going to have a good time that's true I never thought about it like that this is like our first destination event because we don't really do as much together that's cool yeah grab those tickets

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