wellRED podcast - #386 - British Papaw Rap & The World's Worst Cops!

Episode Date: April 17, 2024

On today’s episode the boys talk about the different ways mentally handicapped people are treated in small towns. Then they shift gears to posit which countries they think have the worst Police officers!   Other topics include British-Papaw- Rap, the word “Foundering” and some general horse talk!   Y’all check out all the Pods in the Skewniverse: Weekly Skews, Gravy Baby, Puttin On Airs   Go see Trae on the road: TraeCrowder.com   Go see Drew on the road: DrewMorganComedy.com   Support Corey’s writing/bonus podcasts/videos at BonusCorey.com

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Well, here we are. Here we are, but Drew's in a car. Where's the car? Nashville, Tennessee. Yeah. Have you done that new room yet? No, it's not open yet. It's close.

I knew it was soon. When is it opening? We're talking about Zadis, y'all. Yeah, it's supposed to be open yesterday. So I can't accurately answer that. I think they're open two weeks. I saw it. I mean, it's close.

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You posted this and we never posted anything ever again. Nobody clarified on their socials or nothing. Right. Like, yeah, you don't just stop? Yeah, all right. And then we just stop. Yeah. I do feel like, I do feel like when it comes to an end, it will be some, some type of that unprofessionalism.

as Drew is gone. Yeah, vanishes. Yeah, right. He'll probably be in and out y'all. So here's the deal, just so y'all know he's, uh, Drew has moved back to, uh, Tennessee. That's some, uh, family issues. We've got to get into all that.

But so he's in Tennessee, but he's in Nashville right now. And so he's kind of, you know, he's out there in the wild. See, he's not, he's not got a stable situation set up. So he may be coming in and out. He is coming in and out, apparently. I do have a stable. situation. Everything is strong. Someone just keeps fucking calling me and I can go airplane mode right now. Oh, yeah, right. You can go D&D. What does that mean? Swipe down. Swipe down on your phone like you would go to

airplane mode and it'll say personal or whatever and just click that and it can go to Do Not Disturb and you won't be able to have to receive calls. There's no personal. Well, maybe it doesn't say anything. Here, let me, let me show you on my mind. Got it. Yeah, I got it. Fucking A. Hey, you know what? I'm leaving. that in because there's a lot of people that need to know about that feature that do not know about that feature my mom is one of them that i had to teach because we would be sitting there at the house and i don't know if y'all the boomers in your life are the same as the boomers in my life they're all bad but go ahead right well you're lucky lucky um because you'll never have to experience this but anyways that my mom my mom and the boomers in my life they don't know that you can have your

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Because, like, my phone is tied to my computer. So sometimes when I'm recording, I'll get a call and it'll pop up on my computer. And I can just silence it real quick. It's fine. It don't cut me off. But like, if I put it on Do Not Disturb, will it be? Everything, phone, tablet, computer, none of it rings. If I, or I got to do it to all of them.

That's a good question. And frankly, I don't know the answer to it. You would think, though, but, yeah. Well, anyway, I wanted to know, Drew, you know, what's going on in Scott County? I don't mean with you. I mean, in general, like, you know, what's the hot guys there? What's the situation? What's the temperature?

4-1-1. Yeah. Yeah. They've taken Spike, the town special guy. They've taken his, the town special guy. Yeah, they've taken his four-wheeler. They took his car. That ain't fair.

Then they took his side-by-side. Now he can't have a four-wheeler, so he's on bike now. But Scott County's town R-word is doing better than 90% of Clay County. You got a fucking got a car, side-by-side. And for money. He's got money. They came from my sidecar and I said nothing. Yeah.

Yeah. I said, Oh. So, yeah. Now, so for people listening, they refer to Spike as the town R word.

Yes, of course. Always. They do. He's not mentally handicapped in the way that you would classically think of that. He got into an accident and suffered some brain damage. So,

type two. Yeah. So he's not like, He doesn't have Down syndrome. Yeah, he got swishburn. I've talked about this before. According to them, now I don't think this is true based on my limited interactions with him. But according to them, he got an accident at like 15 or 16 and he just stopped developing, so he's stuck there.

But he's also tried to assault multiple women, which is why they keep to vehicles away. Because they just keep thinking like, well, he can't throw one on a bicycle. You know what I mean? But like when I found out that, I found that out like a year. year after knowing about him and they were like yeah yeah and he was like he's like stuck as a 16 year old i'm like i really hope that's not true because if it is you guys are letting a 16 year old try to kidnap women and then instead of putting him in a situation where he can't do that you're just taking vehicles away from him like as if he got caught with beer right look at least they're

taking some measures when i was in the 90s when i was a kid in salina there are towns which everybody called him the town our word like you said everybody his name was i don't know if i should say okay he was uh you know we'll call him r Ronnie Ronnie right right it was it was a literative it did start with an r so did r Ronnie the rney that you know but anyway so it's called r's yeah and uh yeah but anyway he he had a similar thing going on like he would it was a known thing he lived like right in town his brother owned a prominent like convenience store and had a lot of money and his brother bought him a house in town. He lived right in town and like it was a known thing.

He pulled his wiener out, jerk it off, whatever, like to schoolgirls, like high school girls, nothing crazy, right? Nothing, you know, fifth graders or whatever. How old was he? High school girls. Oh, dude, he was 40s, 50. I mean, I was a kid, so he might have been my age. To me at the time he seemed old as fuck, but I guess he could have been like 35 or something.

I don't know, but either way or not be jerking off to high school girls. And he just, you know, in front of them. Like, he'd just pull that, right, you know, like, and like, it was a known thing. And it was just kind of like, oh, you know, watch out for that. You know, like, like, nobody suggested any kind of action be taken or anything. It was just like, yeah, that's Ronnie.

You'll do that. You know, you'll have that. Yeah, so just keep your head on a swivel, ladies, you know. But the key difference, and this is what blows my mind is, what would they have done? Right. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I mean,

you have to like Chinese finger trap. That's like that's like on your feet right there, Chuck. That's good. Yeah. Because that's sort of my point with this. This is like this dude has some, but listen, 16 is not true.

I've interacted with the guy like, but my point is like, they could do more because this guy's not. Anyway, at some point, I guess it gets a little uncomfortable because it's like we're making fun of everyone who's mentally challenged. But like, I'm not. I'm saying this guy, stay kidnapping women. Right, right. And you're just like grounded from your Ford Explorer.

Like, y'all need to do something else. Right. Because he's stuck as a shitty. Right. He's stuck as a shitty 16 year old if he is a 16 year old. I think it's probably more like 11, like from the interactions. and but like 11 year old like if they start to turn down a dark path you got to do I don't know dog look it's none of my business the town of sky county I'm now a citizen

there maybe next time we vote on what to do about the town our word I'll make my you know I'll stump speech it you know what I mean I'll get on that soapbox and say what I think but until then I'm just sort of like yep there he is again and there's a new every time I'm in town there's a new story about him doing it or trying it again. And I'm also like, I'm hearing about it at Christmas. Why are these women, I don't want a victim blame, but it's got to be easy to avoid him. He's loud and R-worded, and you can see him coming on a bicycle. Right. And maybe he's chasing him down, but I don't think he is. I think it's just like, hey, Spike, how you doing? And sometimes he's like, good, how are you? And sometimes he's like,

you're coming with me. Right. Yeah, it's funny because, I mean, none of this is funny, but like, our town that one, he didn't do none of that stuff, but they treated him, like you're saying he did all this stuff and they don't do anything about it. Ours didn't do any of that stuff, but they treated him as if he might. Because like, so, and he's, dude, I'm not going to say his name either, but sweetest dude ever, everyone loves him. Like, I promise you, when he dies, it'll be the most people that have ever been packed into that funeral home. him and i don't know if they're still doing it but for a while him and my dad had a stand in lunch date

to get barbecue and they'd done it for like years and i found out about it through somebody else like dad it's funny it's imagine your dad at that lunch that weekly lunch date just been like i wish you were my son why couldn't you've been my son you know what i mean it's also funny it's also funny to think about cori why can't you be more like him it it's also very possible that my dad doesn't know he's the town r word and he's like this guy's got some really good good ideas. You should hear him. But anyway. I just want to say how funny it is, because I've changed the name, the nickname of our,

of, I guess ours. I live there now. We're all like, we won't say the name as if people listen would be like, man, I don't know who he's talking about. Yeah. That's true. Yeah, but I don't know. I just always feel weird. Also, Ronnie, Ronnie's long since dead.

I mean, he's been dead since probably 2002 or three or something like that. But anyways, but also, it's killing me. Hours is killing me. It's killing. It's bothering me right now because I know what the actual name is, Drew, and there's a joke that I made when I first learned his name that I want to make now, but I can't because I don't want to give his name away. But, you know, I'll just text it to y'all later, I guess. Now, I will say that it's about his name, just so y'all know. It is pretty rough, though.

Anyway, go ahead, Joe. I'm saying that ours didn't do any of that stuff. There is a rumor that when he was way younger that he did try to drown a lady in a mud puddle, right? Yeah. You'll have that. But I maintain that that's bullshit because he's never tried anything like that since, and it's not like he learned from his mistake. You know what I'm saying?

Like, I feel like if you're the type that does that, you keep doing that. But he's been nothing but sweet. But so like. That's true. I think there's a lot of maybe that. But like, so he used to cut, he was, and he probably still does, at the ball fields every day watching the games, nothing sinister, just like he liked watching the games. everyone treated him right.

If the concession stand wasn't just giving him free food, which they normally did, we were all taking care of him, buying him stuff. He was a fan of every team. He just wanted the kids to have fun. Well, this one time, my dad was the president of the wreck, right? And so my dad decided, hey, needs a shirt from every team. So dad ordered extra adult shirts for a lot.

He's like, you know, wear whichever one you want, but you got one for every team, you know? And of course, it was fucking over the moon. about it. Well, that night was leaving the ball field and he walked everywhere. Well, anyways, the night my dad gives him all these baseball jerseys. He's walking home and he gets stopped by the police who fucking 100% know who he is, right? They stop him with all these jerseys and they like are about to take him in for theft because they were like, oh, he must have just went down to the rec center and stole all these jerseys and they call my dad assuming like he's going to be like oh i didn't know

he did that please take him to jail and my dad was like are you fucking serious right now like my dad went down there to console him and was like hey no i gave him these jerseys you know he's a very great man whatever but they but there was always sort of like watch out for him and it's like everyone was like he's not he's never done anything wrong the worst thing that ever happened was completely okay and this happened a lot but it was an accident. He used to make his own shorts, okay? Sure. And he would make, that's just efficient. He'd get overalls, but he was like, pants don't hit, but over, oh, I want these to be over most. You know what I'm saying? So he would cut them into shorts. And on one leg, he would accidentally go a little too

short and one would hang out. One would hang out. But they just took, they just sent somebody to go get him more britches and then he was like okay you know and everything was fine well didn't you say first the whole like your whole thing about like oh everybody always acted like oh you know be careful around him but just watch it or whatever did you say a minute ago that at one point before you were born or before you can remember he almost drowned a girl in a puddle didn't you some people said that but i'm saying like i'm talking about you know that'll do it that but the people but the people who were being like watch out watch out was always the cops it was never people because people were like Oh, no, he's our dude.

But I'm saying, like, I think that that is fucking propaganda started by the cops so that they can have an excuse to pick up on some trumped up charges or whatever. Just the other day when I was at home for them funerals, I was staying with Thompson. And Thompson's wife, she was talking about she was in the same grade as a Down syndrome kid we had in school, right? and we were all talking about how awesome he was, how sweet he was, how funny he was and all this stuff. And she said, maybe it was him or it might have been the one that was in my grade, the one, I don't know how to say, the mentally handicapped kid that was in my grade.

Right. One of the two, they were both super sweet and everybody loved them. And I never heard this story, but she told me, she was like, yeah, once when I was a freshman,

he came up and grabbed me and bear hugged me so hard. I almost blacked out, like I almost, you know, I couldn't breathe or whatever because, you know, they'd be strong. Yeah.

So it's almost, I was like, God, you know, you almost got of mice and mend. You know what I'm saying? Like, so like, it's a thing. You know, you do have to, why,

because I'm sure all he was doing was like giving her a big old hug. Right. He loves her so much or whatever. But like, she was a frail little 14 year old and like, you know, about, about, I mean, about smush her. To me, you got to watch them obviously. You ain't got to treat them like shit. That's what I'm saying.

You do have to watch them the same way that you would a kid because you never know what they're going to do and like it they might make an accident but like again there was just like from some of the cops not all the cops was just like yeah he was a second class citizen that you know like oh we wish he just we'd rather him just not be here and it's like bro we got to have him here like it's black was it no that's that's the that's the cops problem yeah right they don't have any blacks so they got a subject yeah right yes and dj moose so they didn't have a poor person in a trailer to brutalize. Man, that's so true.

Yeah. Well, we did that. What do you got? We had a recent, I don't know if we ought to get into this, but I do want Drew's input on. I think you might have been moving at the time or something, Drew. I don't think you engaged with it. There was a brief thread thing with us three and Mark where cops got brought up and like international.

International cops, right? And I basically said, I was like, look, I mean, dude, our cops, don't hit, but I think I'd rather have to fuck with our cops than like Russian or Colombian or like, I don't know, Thai or Cambodian or some of these other countries cops, Somali, they don't even have cops

I don't think because I don't know. Hell no. But, you know, and Mark was like, he's like, dude, our cops train with the IDF. Like they've fucking inflicting pain as they're like in, he went in this whole thing. He was like, I don't think anybody's worse than our cops. And I was like, dude, our cops do not hit. Don't get me wrong.

Yeah, right. Like, I think that there's some worse cops out there like in terms of cops prisons just all that stuff like you don't want to be fucking caught with weed in some of these countries that's Britney Griner right but that's like but that's law not cops

yeah but you think that they would they treat you all right even when the laws like draconian I feel like they could get away with a lot more I have no idea I mean I'd say in some of these countries the correct feeling you have is probably their armies more than their cops

I don't know that for sure, but I would say like the sort of stuff were fed and some of it accurate about like, well, Russia. I would say it's what's that Russian version of the Gestach? I could be wrong, but. KGB? No, nothing. Yeah, I would like, I think like KGB is scary. I would say Russian police are just a bunch of poduck motherfuckers who have like shitty guns. And you can and you can bribe them and stuff.

too, right? They're like crooked. So it's like right. That's the other way. I ended up bringing that up when I think about like Colombian cops. I was like fuck dude, you could probably rail all kinds of coke with a Colombian cop at a strip club or whatever. Well, if you know money here, you can do that to ours, I'd say. Yeah, but you don't have to have real money in these other countries. Isn't like, you know, like I wouldn't want to

smoke weed in Thailand, but if you're just talking about an interaction and traffic. Right. Yeah, dog. Like, but I don't, I I doubt we're the worst. Just, there's got to be a country that's using their police. Literally, like, the things the left says about what we do in our country, and I've said it, and I think it's true to some extent. I mean, I think our cops, it's clear that they, like, protect property and capital more

than they actually serve people. I would say there's places where that's not even hidden, though. Right. But it's like, nothing's coming to mind, and I haven't paid attention to that stuff in a long time because anyway, to get at your question, I don't think we're the worst, but I think smart marks onto something. Because if you consider the training,

the weaponry, which is nuts, which is nuts. And then in the last 20 years, the culture's gotten even worse. Our, the mix of like our police unions being so powerful. And then frankly, the pushback we've given cops,

it's like made decent people stay away from being a cop. they've gotten worse and they've gotten dumber as they can't get people to do it. I am very afraid of our cops. But don't you think on that note, and this is getting, you know, I thought it was a fun little hypothetical. Now we're like diving deep into it. But I was just talking about on my Patreon. That's true about cops.

That'll be. I know. I know. Well, I was talking about fucking Mexican cops. You know, I thought it might be kind of fun. Anyway, I do, don't you feel like it's at least now compared to the 70s, 80s, 90s, even the 2000s, it is understood that it's generally less acceptable the kind of shit they used to get up to. They have to cover their tracks more if they want to do it now, right?

Yeah, they've got it. They've got PR now. They know that now they know, they used to be able to just straight up get away with it all the time. Now they know that, you know, it's not so simple anymore, which still equals an improvement. I don't know if I agree with you or not. I'm hopeful that you're right. I mean, what happens to them? Like, I can think of one cop. who's gone to prison for like a well-publicized shoot, maybe two. Used to they didn't even go to trial, though, is the thing. You know what?

They were really able to hide it, but I think you're right. Like I said, I open with, I hope you're right. I think you're right. The counter to that, the potential counter to that is, first of all, they're learning lessons over and over again that there is no consequences. Turn your body cam footage off. You don't go to jail. body cam footage is fucking obvious

but fucking 40% of the country is still gonna defend what you did because they love cops that much so it's like maybe it's getting worse than that way and then second of all going back to what I just said I don't know if cops were always as douchy as they are

probably like generally you know I'm sure some of them aren't like in the 70s but they weren't as like militarized that's definitely true yeah so like you could definitely it was worse in the 70s like if cops decided to disappear someone, it was easier for them to do.

If something went bad in interaction and they wanted to cover it up, it was absolutely easier for them to do. Have you seen the movie Copeland from the 90s? So good. Studded. Great movie. It was cracking me up. I'd never seen it and I watched it for the first time about six months ago or something. Oh, word? You watched it when I did. Yeah, I know. We texted about it. I know, but I thought you were the one that told me to watch it. I did, but I had just watched it. Ah, right. And anyway, it was cracking me up because, like, part of the whole thing in that, and that, it's set in the 90s or whatever, maybe in the, and part of the whole thing is like, God damn, fucking can't do shit no more.

Like they were like, you know, you can't, can't just kill people anymore, like the good old days and like every character's a cop. And it's like, you know, it's like, I don't know. It was just wild to me because I was like, damn, they wouldn't even, they didn't know how good they had it. Right. Yeah. The cops back then.

I mean, if there, if the culture of being a cop. was as corrupt, I would say, and maybe, I think I would use the word vile as it can be now. Like, the NYPD comes to mind. Like, I think the culture of the NYPD is genuinely vile. I think that anybody who says otherwise is not paying attention. If it was like that back then, it was definitely worse. Like, if the culture was that vile, then yes, everything else gave them the ability to just fucking brutalize whoever they wanted. Well, what about this?

You know what? We should ask an old black man. Yeah. We should 100%. OJ Simpson in particular. So what about this? You know, we're talking about how like back in the day they weren't held accountable at all. And but what about now since they are held accountable and it does get black?

No, no, no. I mean by the public. What I mean is by the court of public opinion only because back then it didn't even go to the court of public opinion because you would have just never known about it. So because they are being held accountable by the court of public opinion, I'm positing that that has made cops even douchier because now they have this chip on their shoulder where they didn't used to have that. You know what I mean?

I didn't know that's where you were going with it and I was like teeing that argument up. Yeah. If nothing else, like I said, if there was somebody who was, I think it's turned some people off from being a cop because of how they're going to be. Good ones.

Well, if you want to be liked, you know, don't be a cop. There's probably some exceptions. And then it makes some decent people get shittier because they like they think they should be liked because any anyone is susceptible i think to like hero talk i experience that in public defender world we're like oh like older attorneys were like you guys are the new civil rights leaders or attorneys or whatever and it's like nah you can't tell a 23 year old that well similarly you can't tell a 23 year old we are the only thing standing between the scum down

all of society and the pissant poor people who don't eat you know and it's like yeah of course you start to resent the public if you think you were the only thing keeping them from just like anarchy and crime and a lot of them don't like you of course anyone's going to turn a little sour now give that sour person a gun now throw on top of that that that sour person is fucking five foot six and already was shitty and his dad beat it well i took to red it uh so you know it's got to be true. And so the post was, what, who has the worst cops in the world? And Yusufa Rocks said that the real answer is the Nigerian police force. They're ranked as the number one worst police department in the world. And anyone saying the U.S. or other developed countries has never gotten an

informed opinion on anything outside of their bubble. Kenya is very high on the list. Iraq, Sudan, Afghanistan, Russia. So, you know, basically what Tray said. I feel like some of those places, those are really the army. Right. Yeah, there's probably, it's probably a real gray dividing line between the two in a lot of these countries. I would imagine they're effectively the same thing. Are you asking me, you know, which police force is responsible for the most deaths or in a traffic stop? Who's the scariest?

I don't feel like Kenyan police do that, but maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm completely wrong. Yeah, they may not even fool with traffic stops, you know, right, period. Or they were like, they have a traffic stop. division and their job is to, you know, murder the king's political enemies. I don't know that. I could be wrong. Yousafa might be right.

But that's also, you just gave it to a vote. I mean, that's all Reddit was doing was like giving it to a vote. I just think Mark is very smart. And well, he is very smart. He is. And so it makes smart Mark. Yeah. If Trey hadn't opened with Mark saying that, I might have been like, yeah, I don't know.

It's got to be somebody worse than our developed nation. right so this is a hard left turn another thing i wanted to ask you about i just randomly thought of a word yesterday that i think is a southern word y'all tell me if it's a southern word and y'all like it we might have brought this up before i feel like a long long time ago we've been doing this for seven years and i think maybe we talked about this like six years ago but the word foundered you're gonna pounder yeah when you eat too many ribs at that word hits for me first of all right i've foundered myself because it's all the time It's a net, of course you do. Yeah, I do too.

Right. Yeah, Drew probably don't, but me and you do. Pigs me do it. Mark has no idea what it means. But like, I was thinking, you know how like, you know how, you know how, you know, I think this is a bullshit urban legend, whatever, but like Eskimo's got 500 words for snow or whatever. Yeah. Like Germans have like, Schadenfreude is the only word for what that is. And it's like, that's a useful word.

Yeah. That's why we use it. I feel like foundered is like there's not another word that means that self to death right like one word that means what foundered means there's not a replacement and it's like it's relevant to you know life is an American especially America you know what I just think that word is verb can you what glutton oh glutton glutted gluttoned yourself or glut but then you would have to say to death because glutton he doesn't just mean to death because like okay let me ask you where the first time. y'all heard it was because obviously are you saying foundered means die it no i don't mean die well hold on i thought it i thought this is well only because this is the first time i ever heard the word used it's when i was a kid because there were horses about right it is a horse it is originally a horse yeah and so they would say you you can't just leave all this feed out because a horse will just eat and eat and eat and it will

founder itself and i literally i always thought it meant eat until they die no and so you're not actually because i i guess i googled this earlier because i was thinking about this and want to talk to y'all about it. It is originally a horse term, and it don't necessarily mean that they have to die, but basically, you know, it can, it doesn't have to be food related. It can also just be, like, come up lame, a horse at founders. It's like, it's, it don't hit as a horse no more, which we all know that means you glue. They get, they get killed.

Yeah, right. Even if they don't die themselves, they're going to get shot because we've determined that, like, if a horse can't horse, it's got no business being alive. And I agree. Like if I was a horse and I couldn't horse I'd be like somebody shoot me. Yeah, but I know plenty of people that can't people and fucking...

I want to die if I can't people. Please. I think we should write a script where Ronnie has to save the horse they want to shoot because it's foundered because it's the only vehicle. He's allowed to drive now that they took his bicycle from him. And he really identifies with the horse.

It's like, oh, so it's not useful. So you just shoot it. You know, it really teaches the town. I think that's a real... That could be a real sweet heartwarming story right there's like some peanut butter falcon stuff i think yeah it might just be the plot to simple jack from yeah tropic thunder uh wave a horse riding our word yeah so so but it means it just like corey the way i always first time you asked first time i ever heard it was my mama cat who was like you know

big yeah big real big and uh cook cook the best catfish you ever had in your life like literally owned a country diner when I was a kid like she was in the kitchen she was hell dude this woman was a tear in the kitchen you could not fuck with her in the kitchen and she was big and anyway she's the first person I ever heard say found her and it's like and I looked it up and the colloquial

use of it is like it's when you eat so much of one thing that a you get sick but also you get sick in a way that you're like that don't hit for me no more like I don't want that's too much like the first time I ever ate sushi in my life it hit for me so hard I foundered myself on it and then I didn't eat sushi again for like six months or something after that.

And it's like it's a real thing. It's a hidden word. Do they have that word in California or Minnesota or Maine? Minnesota, yes. The question is do they. The Midwest has to have it. Hmm. If it's a worst word, I mean, I can see being a southern word because of our horse culture,

but there's New York horse culture too. Yeah, and there's fat folks in here. There's Burbank horse culture. Yeah, but them show horses. No. They can't. No. They're not show horses.

I mean, they have show horses out here, but they got regular ass riding horses and stuff. Yeah. They're rich people. Right. And rich people don't found her. No. Well, I don't know. Rich fat people, dude.

Some rich people go in. Yeah, that's true. Used to at least. I'm just saying most rich people you see now. Don't think Henry the eighth ever found? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Hold on just a second.

Hold on a second. Hold on, motherfucker. You're talking about, you're talking about past rich. Because back in the past, all the riches was fats. Now when you see a rich person,

they're always talking about, I have de-aged myself. My penis is 18 years old. Like, it's a different, boy. Yeah, it's a different type. Like, rich people now are like jacked and, you know,

eat fucking lentil and shit like that. But yeah, dude, like pre-depression, rich, fatter than fuck. You're correct. I mean, that's why gout is, is called what it is. Elon Musk has foundered.

He don't look good. That weird, there's, yeah, well, he's evil and being inbred, I'll do that to you. I want to ask you guys, because it's bothered me, ever since I thought of it for years now, this is related to what we were talking about.

Is comeuppance not, Soshen, shod, say that word. Shodenfroid, when someone gets their comeuppance? Isn't that what comeuppance is? Is that not? But now, Choddenfroyd is the pleasure you derive from seeing someone get their cummuffs.

Comeuppance is the thing happening itself. Chodenfrode is how that makes you feel that person don't. You see somebody get their comeuppance and they don't hit for you. You feel Chaudenfrope. Okay. It's funny that the Germans are so terrible with feelings, but then have specific words for specific ones. Yeah, because I don't know any other ones that hit, but I know of that Germany has a bunch of Schadenfreudey type words and it does really hit for me. And it makes sense that they would be the ones to have a word

for deriving pleasure from someone's misery. That's very German. That's true. It's also funny that they're like, listen, we don't feel joy much. So when we do, we're going to invent words for the different types of joy that we get to feel. You're going to feel like seven times in your life. We need seven different words for it. And also one of them is exclusively from others pain, like Joe said. Yeah, it's like you remember what was it? We all saw this together and it cracked us up immediately, but I can't remember the specifics. The way that like, right, Chauden Freud,

even if you speak English, you say Chaud and Freud for that word because we don't have a word for it. And then like French, you know, there's deja vu and like there's what, like Genesequois. Genesequa, which we got that one though, right? Yeah, it means it just don't just mean like it's, I don't know what.

I don't know what. Yeah. I've been over that before it always cracked. I always crack me up. No, it literally means I don't know what. Yes, it does. Yes, but it literally translates to I don't know what, which again, I don't know what it is, but whatever it is, they've got it. As soon as I found that it out, it cracked me up because like, I've heard so many old boys say that,

they start to make like a redneck ism where it's like, God damn, it's hotter than a, and then they don't have, they don't have it. So they're like, it's harder to damn, I don't know what. And it's like, that's all Genesequois means. Yeah. And that's funny to me. But anyway, in, we were watching, I don't remember how this happened. We were watching a video.

I think we like Googled, are there any black people in Russia or something? I felt like we were high in a hotel and we were like, are there Russian black people? And we Googled it. And there's a, you know, just a handful, but they do exist. And we found this video of a Russian black guy talking. And he was speaking fully in Russian. But every now and then, he would say, I don't think it was literally racist. but it was some word like that.

Every now they'd say racist in like clear English. Right. And we were like, bro. So in other places, when they have to talk about horrific racism, they switch into our language because like that's the only one that does it justice. You know what I mean? Like we're the like it's so funny to me. I wish I could remember the specific word, but it was something like that.

I think it was that. Well, I feel like our theory on it was we were the first country mainstream to like. call people out for it. They call people out for it. It didn't used to be a thing. It wasn't racist in Russia. It was just Tuesday. Right. That's interesting.

By the way, side note, if someone told me there was a UFC fight this weekend and one of the guys was a black guy from Russia with zero more information I would bet my house on that motherfucker to win. Yeah, it's a good combo.

I tried to Google American black people give us the sense that black people are always better athletes. It's not even just a better athlete. It's like, what must he have endured in Russia? You know what I mean? Yeah, I do know what you mean. I'd have to know who he was fighting, though. You know what I mean?

Like, there's some other places where you've got to endure. That's true. I mean, just sticking with Russia, like them Chechnans or whatever? Mm-hmm. You don't want to fuck with them, dog. Hell no. They, wow. I hear Chechon.

I'm out. I got no more questions. fucking running from snipers on their way to school. Your pap ball didn't know shit. Fucking five miles both ways with no shoes on in the snow. They's getting shot at every day. Drew, you might know this. I'm only a tiny bit hip to like the British rap scene because of like P.O.A and like seeing some stuff on TikTok.

But surely there's some hard-ass Russian motherfuckers out there spitting. Russian rap? Yeah, there is. I mean, French rap is the one that I know that as far as I know is the, I guess, biggest outside of English rap, but it's just like we rap is the lyrics for most people, or at least the hook.

Right. Right. And so I just don't think it's like it's hard to cross over. You know what I'm saying? Well, what's weird to me about that is as somebody who'd be listening to like Norwegian death metal and shit from time to time, you know, and a lot of, I mean, well, Russia is different.

Russia's not in the, it's in the east. It's not the west. So that makes a difference. But I feel like in a lot of other genres, in those other countries, like bands, if they want to hit, they speak English. Their songs are in English, usually. They might do a couple in their native tongue, but usually they sing in English. So you'd think that, like, rappers would be rapping in English, too. But again, maybe not, I don't know any Russian death metal.

But that's harder. Singing without an accent, I think, is a little easier than literally rapping without an accent. Yeah, you're probably right. And I think also. Because rapping so fast and rhythmic and all that. Move, beach, get out the way. Well, actually, you know, they do. I mean, British rapper, I mean, that's a good point.

You're definitely right because, like, you can hear it in there. I used to think when I was a kid, I'd find out a band that my dad liked was British and, like, singing. They don't sound British, you know what I mean? But, like British rappers, dude, they sound British as fuck. Like, I like grime. British grime rap, like, I like that shit. It's, like, repetitive. What's the word I'm looking for?

C syllables. Like, they hit the same, not syllable. sound? What the fuck word am I looking for? What describe it? When two things rhyme, what rhymes is the... Rime? Rime, I don't know. Yeah, yeah.

The scheme, it's like real repetitive. Instead of like, A, B, B, B, C, it's like A, A, A, A, A, A, B, B, C's. And that fucking hits for me if it's done well. And it just sounds kind of Shakespeare and their accents. And then they're always talking shit about stabbing people because they don't have guns. Yeah. That really hits for me to hear a fucking, like, British drug dealer talking about how he had to gut somebody. Them old fucks is from, are they from England or Ireland?

Those on-law wheel people. Those are young British rappers who've hired actors. Drew, don't do that. No. Please don't do that. They sound old. They are old. Are you sure that young rappers don't just write the verses for them and the papals?

So when people don't, we're talking about British papal rap is a thing. thing and it hits for me. And my favorite group in the genre is the Northern Boys. Yep. And their seminal hit, party time, I recommended highly. Pete and Bass.

Pete and Baz, they're actually the biggest ones, I think. Yeah, they're the OG. They're the original. And of course, that has occurred to me, but I don't want to believe. I won't believe these papals are spitting bars. And I'm saying, at the very least,

are they ghost written, but the papals still do it? Corey, like I said, they sound old. Hey, listen, that's fine. As long as they're the ones wrapping it, I'm fucking 100% still in. And it sounds, they sound, they be sound old. You can, you guys should just like, do whatever makes you happy. But this would be like, over there,

the people who are doing it are so big. This would basically be like if J. Cole had done this and you guys were like, I don't think it's J. Cole. Like, the people who are doing it are famous. Whoa. No. Telling me that it's a known thing over there. They know the rappers who are doing it.

That's what you're saying? Are you, so you're not just speculating you've looked into it? They don't even attempt K-Fabe? They did. They did have K-Fab. And also it's part of it. It's fucking theater. But recently, it's funny you bring that up,

they caught shit for doing a video of their own on Pete and Bass's Instagram page. And a lot of people were playing along in the comments. They were like, man, these guys sound like Pete and Bass. but then a lot of other people were like, yo, don't do this, man. Like, this was fun. Um,

I'm, I don't know if I can do the rest of this show. All right. Well, the last thing I'll say, yeah, I guess I am. Well, the last thing I'll say, this won't upset you guys,

my favorite line in the last, it's very offensive, but it's so funny. There's a British rapper, and I'm forgetting his name, he has this line, and I think it, went viral on TikTok. People were using it in videos. How to fuck, can I be homophobic? My bitch is gay.

That is so goddamn fucking funny, dude. It is. I love it. Okay. You know, but, okay, Drew, since you know so much about this, how they be sound old. They are old. Rappers is old now, dog. No. Soup is old. Okay, but, but you're, but what you're saying is that's young people doing them rapes and they're just making the old people do the videos 50 year olds doing them wraps a B I'm saying that it turns out when you see an old person talking it sounds old to you yeah I mean he's probably right about that at least plays a little bit of a role in it definitely does for sure and god damn man I've been I didn't know this before here's why I'm mad I've told you this

before and it's clear to me that you guys are just like ah fuck him he don't know shit yeah or at least I wanted to believe that you didn't know shit. It has definitely occurred to me, of course, that like... I thought you guys were both doing a bit. You're blowing my mind, Ray. It's never even occurred to me, buddy. I bought it fucking hook lines. It definitely occurred to me that someone else was writing it,

but I definitely thought they were getting these pap balls to actually do the rapping. And I mean, hell, Drake got a ghost writer, right? That was a leading theory for a while. Don't let me pretend like I knew it immediately. I guess I should back off on you blowing my mind. they did fool Britain for a while. By the time I discovered these guys, it was like out and known.

You know what I mean? But it's like also if you pay attention to the videos, there's at least one of those old men in the party boys of the Northern boys who can't do it. Like he cannot even lip sync as fast as his guy wraps. Well, I just figured that was like, well, he's moving around and stuff,

so he's just off a little bit, you know, like that. Yeah. I damn. I really didn't know you really believed it or I would have just stopped. I tried to stop. It wouldn't hit for me if I didn't believe. I have a... It hit super hard for me.

First of all, those guys are going to do concerts. Yeah, I'd love to go to one of those shows, bro. Me too, right. Well, okay, what about that? So it's millie, vanilla shit at their concerts? That's my understanding. I don't know if they still do it. I mean, these guys have been big over there, I think, for like six, seven years.

So it's possible this is over. Like, it was a fad and it's over. It's like I'm speaking about things I've read about in articles that were already old. So there's, all right, I googled it, and there's a Reddit thread on R. Grime, right, Grime, which is British rap. And I haven't seen the video, obviously, I just now search for it. But on R. Grime, there's a video posted with the caption. This is for those who think Pete and Baz aren't actually rapping in their songs. And then just from reading the comments, there's people in here saying shit, like anybody who's ever seen them live knows that they're really.

People are acknowledging that they don't write it. Like people are saying, I guess dapper laughs is a guy who's ghostwritten some of them, apparently, whoever that is. I guess he's a grime dude. But anyway, like this other dude says, if you're a producer had any sensitivity to sound or had ever seen them live, it would be obvious. It is actually the old guy's rapping. You're just ages. This is part of the bit. Right.

Like everyone's in on it, in my opinion. And also, like, I've deep-dived on it. I mean, you can go listen to the dude who does it and the dude who is the other guy with peat and bats. For all I know, the Northern Boys got the idea and were inspired and they rule. I don't know shit about the Northern Boys. Y'all can still have the North. They're real. That's real.

They're real. But the first two, you can go listen to the rappers who are doing it. I mean, it's again. Well, I don't know nothing about them. I don't know nothing about them. All I know is the Northern boys. And to me, I see Northern. I don't fuck with it anyway.

way, so you're, I don't know nothing about them. Yeah, well, you know, but you know over there, they, they keep their dumb asses in the north. Yeah. And they're up and they're uppity people in the south. It's the exact opposite of here. Hard for me to believe. It's true.

I've seen, I've seen it. Yep. Yeah, over there, north hits. South Carolina. Yeah, yeah. It's very hard. It's just like the left side of the road is where you drive on. Everything is just completely opposite.

Oh, that makes sense. I said that we did. We did shows over there and I went on stage and I, and I was like, let me get this straight. Over here, y'all keep your dumb asses in the north and the fancy people are in the south and it hit real hard,

which was, for me, because I didn't know if they'd know where I was, they got it. They got it. With my accent, what's funny, because we had a tour guide and I'd asked him,

I was like, do you think, like, because I was really sweating it. I was like, dude, are they going to, do they know that like I sound dumb in America,

you know or whatever? He was like, I think they're no, mate. You know, in America. Yeah, right. Yeah, it's actually a bit of a global phenomenon on that one. You sound good, normal. I actually follow a woman who is a comic who's pretty big over there at a bar show. I felt bad because I found that later.

She got there like an hour early. It was her only show that night. And it was a decent bar show, but that night was a slow night. But I had to follow her. And I touched on like how hour, accent is supposed to be the closest to Elizabethan and how, like, hilarious it is that you hear her and now I'm up here. Yeah.

And linguists are like, these are the same. And everyone in here is like, nah, he's fucking stupid and she was really smart. Yeah. And I hit for her. Adele got that dumb, dumb voice over there. Like, she got the dumb. I don't know how she got up doing Adele real quick, show. I bet you can do it.

I've never heard her talk, I don't think. Is it caught me? Look, there's Oprah. More show. I know. Nailed it. It's dumb. Yeah.

It's Cockney, right? Yeah. I mean, the cockney is definitely, they're like, Cockney is like they're, hey, the fuck you're doing what I'm,

my fucking walk in it. Like that, you know, because it's London, as opposed to New York. Like, and then, but they've got like, various shades of dumb ass.

Yeah, and they're not all, it's not all cocky. They got something in the mouse. Manchester. They just talk like, they just, they just,

they just. I thought that was Liverpool. Isn't it a, yeah, Pecky Blonders? Like, fuck, God damn it. I haven't watched it in a long time.

When I was watching Pecky Blonders, I could do an all right Tommy Shelby, but I can't remember it now. Anyway, they're Manchester, believe. But, yeah,

they are. They Birmingham. You're right, you're right, I'm sorry. Birmingham. And that accent's called Brummy, I think.

I think so, maybe. I don't like that. That word gives me the ick. And also, A lot, brummy. Gives me the heck. Yeah.

I could be wrong. No, you're not. You're pretty sure you're right. Manchester and Birmingham, they're like right there beside each other in the northern part of England. I think Gino Temple got that dipshit voice, too. And by the way, I'm not saying these people sound like a dips shit. I'm just saying I'm pretty sure that that accent over there is their. Bam-ba-down-down-brown-bram-bang-bang.

But do you think, do you think over there it elicits fear in people? No. No. I don't know, maybe if you're poshers and a convenience store, yeah, if you're posth, you're in a convenience store at 1 a.m. and she might, what shit fucking told me la-ish, you know, like, you might, no, they're just afraid of immigrants. That's the Ritchie accent.

There's no British accent that it was. Not in me, God damn it. Not in me. Yeah, right. It's not scared. No, no, I don't want for Americans. Not for us. I mean, like, the way that our accent does Californians here,

not all of them, but some of them, the way some California's like, oh, no, when they hear our accent. Like, I'm assuming posh motherfuckers over there probably do that with a Brumme or with a cockney or that type of thing, but maybe not. I don't know. I still think it's immigrants, but I think it's my bias. They're definitely afraid of immigrants. Oh, dude. They're white.

Is there a white country on earth that isn't afraid of immigrants? Aren't they the original white country? I don't know. I'd say them Viking motherfuckers is probably the OG white country. No, the Vikings and the Britons award with each other for a long time. Right, but the Vikings came to Britain. Right, but I'm thinking of a nation, but I guess Finland and Scotland or Norway did sort of exist.

I mean, hell, the Romans and Greeks were, where were they olive skin? They were Mediterranean. Yeah. That like pale, sunless, milky white. I think you got, you got the Vikings, the Britons, and I guess, whatever. they were doing in Russia at the time. I don't know what was going on in Russia. Yeah.

You think Sweden racist? Yeah. Oh, dude, there's a whole thing right now. I only know this because of Reddit, but like, they're like, Drew talking about being afraid of immigrants. The whole immigration thing, that ain't just some here shit. Oh, of course. They're like, except over there, they're Mexicans as Muslims.

Right. And they're coming from all corners. Right. And it's like, but they, dude, you get on Reddit, man. on a certain type of news story or something about like a stabbing in Sweden and it was a Muslim guy or whatever. And it's nothing but fucking the Swedish equivalent of build the wall stuff. Right. It's like, you know, they-

Herba-dab-dab-wab wall. Yeah. Here's the wall. And then in the house. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right.

Right. Because they, and the way they put it is like, I'm saying these commenters I'm talking about. It's like, you know, they get jerked off a lot by. progressives over here for being super progressive, which compared to us they are. But then these people are like, yeah, and it's fucked us because look at all these goddamn Muslims, right? And it's basically their kind of their thing. It's like, I think they're like 20% Muslim immigrants or something now. And of course, to hear these people tell it, all 20 of those percentage points are just stabbing and raping and robbing and everything.

You know, they're not sending your best type of rhetoric. 20% of their immigrants are Muslim or 20% of the population is now Muslim. I think I read that the other day. I don't know if it was Sweden specifically or like any country have turmoil, period. Right, yeah. Well, that's kind of their thing. They're like, yeah, you can't just let everybody in fucking, you know. You can, but it's going to cause turmoil.

Right. Right. And that's what, that's what's, you know, happening over there. They be on some big, you know, Muslims don't hit shit. And it's the equivalent. I know over here, Muslims also don't hit for a lot of America. But like, like I said, When people talk about immigrant migrants over here,

they're talking about people from all those different versions of Mexico coming up here to steal jobs and sell drugs and shit. When they talk about it over there, they're talking about Muslim refugees or Muslims coming from Muslim. It's like a reverse crusade, you know, right? Do you guys think it's so this is like darkly funny to me, what's happening right now in Palestine and Gaza, it's not going to make the world like Muslims anymore.

It's just that now they're also going to hate Jews. Like, that's like, that's the, we're going to be, instead of the world's like, maybe we should give Muslims a break right now considering what's going on. It's like, nah, we'll just hate Jews too. Can we just do that? I totally think that's how it'll go. Yeah. I mean, you know, it's fair.

I'm seeing a little bit of that. Yeah, it's, I definitely see some of that. Yeah, it's a, well, I tell you what, complicated that, you know. Me and D. We were talking the other day, and he was like talking about people saying anti-Semitism. People are like, anti-Semitism is why people are shitting on Israel right now. And he was like, bullshit. And I was like, you know, darkly, I actually do in a fucked up way think that is what's going on.

It literally is, does feel like sometimes it's like you are allowed to bomb a country as long as you're a white country. It's like it's fucked up like, do you know what I'm saying? I think that Israel deserves all the shit they're getting, but I do think there are a lot of people out there who are taking this as a nice opportunity to talk about how Jews don't hit. Of course. A lot of Ben saying it. A lot of Ben saying it going around. Of course. But what I'm saying is no one should be allowed to genocide.

They are right. It seems to me, though, that we just let white countries genocide. Do you know what I'm saying? It's like, God damn. you'll let them do it and it's like, oh yeah, we did. We shouldn't have though. You know what I mean?

Yeah, it's got to be frustrating for Israel too because they're like, for the last time, please consider us white. You know, and all the rest of the white world is like, no, you don't have it. Yeah, it's just like such a funny thing. Can you believe they won't let us genocide? I think it's just because we're Jews. And it's like, I hate to tell you that you're right,

but that is why we don't want to let you genocide, but you still have to stop, just for the record. Yeah, genocide don't hit. Genocide don't hit. We've been saying it. Been saying it. I'm going to do that as a character, Ben saying it. Like that's a dude's name.

B-E-N. Yeah. Saying it, all one word. Ben saying it. Yeah. It's a good Pappaw character. Yeah. Yeah.

It sounds... After the third video, it's all racism. Are you about to say it sounds Muslim? It sounds something. It doesn't sound like papal. It sounds like some kind of ethnic name. So we'd have to do some brown face and an offensive voice to really make a hit. support that. I think you should. Well,

that would have for people. Yeah. I've been saying it. I've been. I was trying to figure out a way. But no, I can't, there's no ethnicity that I can paint my face to, and that'd be good. Italian. You could do brown face,

like a light brown face. Yeah. Say you're Italian. Just throw a bunch of like tomato sauce on your face or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just be, I do. Attach a woman's face to your fist. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Oh, man. Well, where are y'all going to be this week? You in Canada, ain't you, bitch?

Very, very briefly. I'm popping by for one night only in Vancouver this Friday. And then after that, Saturday, I'm in Seattle. And that's it for this little Pacific Northwest run. So you all come and see me. But then coming up in the near future, pretty soon, it's starting back up in full effect. And I'll be going all over the goddamn place for the whole. rest of the year and going into 2025. So go to Tray Crowder.com and check them dates out and come shame me. I'm in Nashville

tonight, but this will come out tomorrow. So fuck that stupid shit. Drew, you're a professional. Get it together. Knoxville, I'm doing a private BDSM Club. I'm pretty stoked about that. It's a private show. I'm not even sure anyone's allowed to come. I just wanted everyone to know. Oh, they'll be coming.

Yeah. Hey. They're not allowed to. Yeah. Okay. You can't let the... Oh, great. I think I'm losing service right now. I can hear you. I think it's just trade that froze.

Okay. I'll be in Knoxville at doing some don't tales in May. I'm not supposed to like... I'm not the headlines or like whatever. And then I'll be in Nashville, June 25th and Bristol, June 21st and 22nd. Come to Bristol and Nashville shows. Yeah. And I am at home. Go to bonuscori.com. Check out all the shit I'm doing over there.

I just put up a new three clicks to Hitler. Fun game. We're playing over there. I call it three clicks in a heck. The game on the internet is actually three clicks to Hitler, but I don't want to call it that in the title, so it's three clicks and a heck. You know what that is, don't you, Drew?

Yeah, but how do you pick a starting point? So normally you do, just you go to random Wikipedia generator, but I've started cheating a little bit because I want them to be guaranteed to be interesting. So this week, I started with John. Wilkes booth is daddy but my rule was I couldn't click on a John Wilkes booth or Lincoln link I had to I had to do something else I handcuffed myself a little bit and the reason that I pick you pick a random Wikipedia page and then within three clicks of hyperlinks in Wikipedia you should be able to that's right

and I picked the I picked a booth because this week on the other thing I'd like to promote putting on airs I will be talking about the Booth brothers the Baldwin's of their time and that's all they're known for was being actors. So listen to putting on airs. Listen to weekly skews on Tuesdays. Listen to gravy baby, everything in the skewniverse and also thank you all for listening to the well-read

show. We love... Fuck. Sorry. I almost had a panic attack. How does it go? We like... Stick around. We got to go. A tune in next week if you got nothing to do. Thank you. God bless

your good night and skew. Hey, Cor.