wellRED podcast - #396 - Wieners Shrink, & Some People Should Get Off The Internet

Episode Date: July 3, 2024

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They're the River rednecks That makes some people upset But they got three big old dicks That you can suck So Amber was like We're going to be at Disney And you've got like

It's not just that your beard is blonde It's that the brown is starting to come out of it So it kind of looks ombre And I just feel like you're going to look stupid In all our pictures So I'm going to have AJ dye your hair back To its normal color

But AJ couldn't be there to do it. So she just told Amber over the phone how to do it. She's like, yeah, put this many drops of this in here and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And my beard, like, she hit my mustache first, bro, and I look like, I'm not going to say Hitler, but

John Waters. I look like John Waters, which is honestly kind of worse to look like than Hitler. You know what I mean? Like, John Waters looks more perverted than Hitler. Yeah. Yeah. But he's got that little bitty pencil mustache, right? Yeah. He's just an American icon versus the dude who did

the Holocaust. Yeah, you're right. It's better to look like John Waters than Hitler, I guess. Hitler was more handsome, though, I think. What? I don't, I'm not giving you that one either, dude. He looked like a little rat. I'm not saying he was great looking. Hitler was not. I do not think Hitler was a good looking dude. I'm not somebody finally had the courage to have this conversation. No, no, no, no. I didn't say he was a good looking dude. I said when you compare him to John Waters, he was better looking. I'm reminded of that. I don't know. John Waters is like, I only know old John Waters. early for sure. John Waters looks like every time they announced the world's ugliest dog,

it kind of looks like John Waters. Yeah, it's cute. Yeah, but it's like, yeah, he's like, I mean, he's like, you know, he's pervy but dapper. Yeah, I guess you're right. Okay, I take it back. I'm reminded of that. I'm bad or nothing where he says, I have to take it back. You do not under any circumstances have to give it to ISIS. You don't. Yeah. I believe I've been guilty of that unironically before of giving it up to to Ben Laden. Now, young John Waters looks significantly more pervy

than, uh, he's got like, show it. Uh, okay. Please, I got to know if I'm, I still,

I don't think he, you'd always rather be compared to John Waters than Hitler. I, I completely agree with you. So look at this picture. Oh my God. Divine. Lord.

But he's hot and that. That's like that creepy hot. He's hot. That's not hot. That looks... He's a goose pick. He's kind of... He's kind of Busemi-e, sort of.

Ugh, that ain't good. Yeah, that ain't good. Well, that's what I looked like. That looks like a skinny brother of the Undertaker's manager. Yeah. Yeah, Paul Bearer's like, yeah. Yeah, Paul Bearer's brother Bill Bearer. Well, that's what I looked like.

And so what was funny is, is like, as soon as it got done, it was like, I was like telling Amber, I was like, dude, at least when I had it, when I had it, when it was blonde, at least it was like, okay, Corey did something to be funny. I said, in this one, it looks like I'm going gray and I'm not dealing with it well. You know what I'm saying? Like, it don't even... So she just did a thin black line, but then the top part was blonde? I can't explain it.

No, the whole thing was dark, wasn't it? The whole thing was dark. It's just the mustache. You have a picture? You have a picture? You have a picture? I think it looks closer to natural now. Did you not send a picture?

I don't know if I did send a picture. picture. I was really ashamed. I was like, like, like the whole blonde didn't ashamed me because I was like, yeah, I did a goof, whatever, but this looked like. No, I get that. That actually is something I wanted to ask you all about. And this is the space to do it. This is a safe space for men to be men. I think I figured out what it is. It was these like fancy underwear I bought. I don't know what it means. But when I tell you guys that on soft my penis was just suddenly the smallest it's ever been to the point that it hurt like it was like inside you inside itself yeah i've been there hurting i've never been there

and i started being there every four days it was so weird but back it just went in there for some reason just like i'd sit down and it just go in there and then i and then it would physically hurt and i would look at it and i would freak out i took a picture to send to Andy to be like, should I go to the doctor? And I've never, I've never had a big penis. I don't think I've had a smaller. Where'd my dick go, Doc? Yeah, hey, Doc, what's going on?

Dude, I really think it's like polyester under. Anyway, I've never had body issues there. I've never felt like the most confident guy in the world. But I've never, when I tell you, I got physically ill. Was shocked by my own reaction. The picture made me sick to my stomach. stomach and I could not show it to my wife. Well, yeah, I get it.

It just, it was so scared of the world today or something, just like retreating inward. It doesn't like fascism. It's like, I heard about the Supreme Court. We're not giving up. Look, I'm not packing heat by any means,

but I never like, what if it's just tired from Bonnero? Inside of you? Inside itself. Yeah, like, like, you look uncircumcised for a minute, even though you are circumcised. Yeah, it turtled in. And it hurt.

I don't get the hurting part either. The hurt part don't hit. I've had it so hard it hurts. Of course, I see my dick has hit so hard it hurts sometimes. But you've got that before too, where you have like a morning wood that won't that's a known thing.

That's like a standard. That's a standard occurrence there. This is going to sound like I'm trying to assuage the ego that was hurt by the picture, which surprised me. I honestly think it hurt because it's like, it's too big to be that small. Like, that is it.

It, like, did too much. It was shrunk too much. So it was like when a fat person loses a bunch of weight, but the skin's still, like, kind of loose over it. I think it was the other way around. It was like the skin was tightening in. Yeah, right. That person inside my dick was like,

hey, bro, we need more sleeping bag than this. Right. What the doctor say? Well, I just, I stopped drinking Coke Zero. And I started buying cotton underwear again. And you're fine. See? It might have been the aspirate.

That was Andy's theory. She's like, you've been drinking Cub Zero every day. Stop. Bro, Joe wouldn't have no dick left if fake sugar made it shrink up inside you. Well, he didn't say it didn't happen. He said it didn't hurt. I was about to say, no. He just had a little belly button above his ball sack.

This might be why my dick ain't hit for a long time. Like, I've just accepted it. You don't know what I mean? Because like, yeah, I mean, look, I'm a grower, not a shower. And when it gets there, you know, like, I don't think there's any complaints. But if I'm just like, you know, my walking around weight, that ain't it. You know what I mean? That's not it at all. And I'm an Asper-Tamey son of a bitch. And I've never, I've never, but again, it don't hurt. Now, when sometimes, mine never be all the way up inside of me unless it's

like super cold or if I've been sitting down for a long time, but that's only because my balls are so big that it pushes it. It's running away. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like my balls are like a Well, the Texas run for the hills because of the tsunami is about to get them. Yeah, there's no room

down there for both of them. My balls are like, if we're sitting down, this is my spot. But so you just switched underwear and started drinking water again and your dick hit? My dick went back to,

I didn't say it hit. It went back to how it is. Right. Yeah, it's fine. I have a fine dick. I got a feeling we're going to get some text messages

from Thompson about this little segment. God damn, boy. Let's try to drive to this job side. I got to listen to Drew's dick. Yeah. Drink a regular co-Cola, queer.

God damn. Well, if Thompson cares about... Like wearing in fucking European underwear, maybe you'd be all right, yeah. I think we should talk about dick health, boys. I'm sorry. Yeah. No, I agree.

It is too stigmatized. I think it's pretty straight of us, Thompson. Well, you know, I was going to ask if you... You ain't started taking nothing else. You're just drinking Coke zeros and wearing weird underwear. Nothing I know about. I mean, I'm not like on roids or any supplements. Yeah, yeah.

It ain't real. I mean, I'll say, just to put this out there, in my go-rounds with, you know, Adderall before. Yep. It's made my dick hurt. It'll make it. It didn't make it hurt, but it, I think it's like a known thing. It'll make it like getting in the cold pool sometimes.

Yeah. But it sort of shrivels up a little bit, but not painfully or whatever. But makes you horny too. So if that drug can do that, then surely other drugs can do it too. So I thought maybe you'd started taking some of the thing. But not out of the ordinary for one. and then for two, if it happened,

it wasn't like a direct correlation of like, you did it and then it happened. Like, this was just happening sometimes. And it would be like in the, in a time of day where it would, you know,

if it's drug related, it was, what's the word I'm looking at, what's the word I'm looking for? A buildup effect. You know what I mean? It wasn't like, do it and then it happens thing.

Or like, I don't know, boys. You work out real, like, real hard, which, not bragging,

I just did a minute ago, because I saw, I thought this because I saw Corey checking his winner just now. Corey's checking his winner and I was like, that made me think about my own winner. And I was like, oh, it ain't hitting for sure. No, I'm not hit, but it ain't inside. But it's like when you work out real hard, that's also a proven thing because you got more blood rush everywhere else. Yeah, because the body needs it everywhere else.

And that'll make your dick smaller. And you also can't get an erection sometimes if you went too hard in the gym or whatever. Like, that's a real thing. Right now my dick don't hit. I had been going hard in the gym. And then I have stopped because of travel. Pump your dick small. Like by hard.

Pumped your dick small, yeah. Man must around and bitch pressed his dick off. It is funny that like anything that like working out real hard, steroids. Right. Manly stuff. And just enlarging the other parts of you, all of those things conspire to make your wainer smaller or hitless. Do you know what I mean? Meaning you need those other things more.

It's like a hedge. That's evolution's literal way of saying, save some pussy for the rest of them. Can't have it all. Can't have it all. Yeah. Yeah. Never tell you all Big Ed used to have a bit

about how God uses the same material to make your dick as he does your brain and sometimes he accidentally, yeah, if he uses too much on the dick, well, you got to. And he starts talking about how people with other needs have big old wieners. Yeah, exactly. God spent too much time on the dick.

didn't have enough for the brain. Yeah. That's funny, dude. It's so fun. Well, anyway, we can move on from a dick talk, but it, like, freaked me out. It freaked me out because I was like, something is wrong,

and it's not just my ego is being hurt. This is uncomfortable, and it looks weird. Yeah, your dick's supposed to say the same. Close. There's a range, but we were well without the range. Yeah, but I'm saying, like, I feel like, you know, you've got your baby dick.

It's like, you know, you have baby teeth, they fall out. then you get your teeth and them are your teeth forever. Well, like, you've got your baby dick. And then by about 18 or 19, you've got like, look, that's your dick. You know what I mean? Now your balls change. Okay, I know what you're saying, but let me add.

I do think there's like hot day dick, cold day dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. For sure. But I'm saying, like, you know the range. You can have a good dick day. You can definitely. Oh, I've had some good dick days.

And what I'm saying is this was so far. Again, I don't want to put too fine a point at it. Because it's not like I was packing a monster before. But this was so far beyond my wrong. range. Yeah. It would have been, okay, it would have been as confusing if I woke up with a nine-inch heart on, but with the opposite feelings.

Yeah, right. It was that confusing and negativity. You should never not recognize your dick, I think. Right. Yeah. And it, like, made me physically. Yeah, that don't hit. To look at the picture.

It was like it wasn't me. Did you ever show it to Andy? No. Will you? No. We show it to us? It only goes two ways. It has no effect on her or us, and then why do I do that?

Right. Or she feels the way I felt. Right. Where she's like, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be, but that disgusted me. That ain't the dick I'm married. Yeah. That dick I'm married was in a law school. I really thought my life was going to be different.

I saw a woman in a relationship advice thread on subreddit. Some fella was worried about his teeny tiny, Wayner, right? And this lady in the comments... This was a pre-existing condition, though, right? Yes, yeah, which does absolutely make a difference. But there was this chick in the comments. Somehow she had dated two different guys at micro-penuses, right?

And she was saying, Drew, this is just for in the future if you were to need this, if this affliction continues. She said, in her experience, the one dude was incredibly ashamed of the whole situation, right? as he should be. Really, right. Poor bastard.

Not his fault. Not his fault, but I get it. But yeah. And that didn't hit for anybody. Whereas the second dude seemed to genuinely not give a fuck. He's like,

yeah, my dick don't hit. What are you going to do? I've got fingers in a tongue and a butt hole and stuff. It'll be fine. Right. And she was like,

you know, and it really wasn't even a problem with that guy because we just did all kinds of other stuff. And it, you know, he compensated for it without making it a big deal. And it was fine. Drew, if your dick continues to shrink, just don't let it bother you as bad as it clearly has so far.

Just maintain your confidence and everything will be fine, according to this one lady on Reddit. If you eat pussy, people forgive a lot. I'm at the age where my dick be shrinking anyway. Like, Boners ain't as good. That's just how it is. And that, I noticed it when that started happening, but as far as I know, it didn't bother me, bother me. He was like, oh, that sucks. Move on my life.

It's just this, man, this picture really ruined. Dude, it, it's haunted. me. I'm going to get a ball augmentation. Like, you're going to streak them up? Yeah, like tighten them up, right? Like, just the same? Yeah, yours are huge.

You're talking about like, can I even do that? Can they deflate the box? Well, the thing is, though, is like, I don't need them. They just take them out. Can they? And then replace them with tinier fake balls. I know you don't need them for like child purposes, but I don't think. This is the risk of things.

Are they like cat whiskers? Can I? not walk if I don't have my balls. I bet it would feel weird to walk without balls. I think it increases your risk of certain things, certain cancers and stuff, if you lose them. Really? I figured it would like, well, it would decrease

testicular cancer because I don't have the testicular's. That's true. Do you all remember that time? Extra testicular's. We talked about how I found out I read somewhere that there's a augmentation or a, I don't know, an apparatus, I guess would be more

accurate for like male porn star. where they like put like Nike pump technology in their ball sack and they like pump their wiener up using their balls. Yeah. Because they get. I don't remember this. Yeah. I mean,

this was on this show, but years ago I'd read about another subreddit, a thread on Reddit about male porn stars talking about this, the business. And they were saying like, yeah, can't get up no point where you can't get, you can't get it up like no matter what,

even with drugs and whatever else sometimes. And so what they do is like they. Apparently they have like injections, like a needle inject something in your winner that makes it hard. That ain't it as far as I'm concerned. But there's another thing. You can have surgery and have this like little thing implanted. And it's like it's a pump in your balls.

And you like pump your balls like those old Nike pumps from the 90s. And it makes your dick go, you know. Just thinking about a director calling a trainer over. Just like, can he play? God damn it. That is insane. There's no way that... He's not taking a shot today.

There's no way that feels good. I did an episode of Tammy Bangs last week. Shout out to Trailer Trash Tammy, Chelsea Lynn, Libby Higgins, all those folks. It was a lot of fun. That theme of that show is it's like a family sitcom style show with zany characters and events from like the 90s, but it's on...

It's a porn production company. And I didn't realize this. I went and worked there, but a few of their actors aren't actors pretending to be porn stars. They're porn stars acting in her Patreon sitcom. It was very

fun and interesting to talk to them about the business and why they prefer comedy, but then while also sometimes porn's better than comedy or seemingly more fair or whatever, more merit-based sometimes. Did you get go away after this? No. Okay. I didn't know if it's scared.

I think it came back. That's what brought in back. My dick was like, look, dude, we ain't much, but we got to step the game up. You just reminded me of something I was thinking of yesterday because I saw, and look, I'm going to tread carefully here. Don't give me wrong. I want to have an honest conversation about this. I saw yesterday that Hock Tua was hanging out with Shaq, right? Yeah.

And Mark had also sent us that article about how. She went on stage with Zach Bryan, too. She did that. she went on stage with Zach Bryan and Mark sent us an article well that hits Mark sent us an article about agents in Hollywood circling her he said the article referred to her as a phlegal right pretty pretty clever and so I was thinking like you know I kind of know what this is like I mean I do know what this is like to an extent but it was in a very different context but like you know how this happens every now and then

Like, for example, remember the Chewbacca, laughing Chewbacabama mom, lady? Yeah. And me and Cho talked about this before Hot Tua even happened recently. I can't remember if it was on here on POA. Someone that goes viral, but it's not like they have a repertoire of talent. So, like, she... You mean like somebody who lip sinks? Yeah, yes.

A famous president and then gets a Netflix special? She's also like a series regular on some big show and stuff now. So she's a good example. But there's... Not really, no, because she also did stand-up. up. You know what I'm saying? There was at least something there. So Chewbacamomom lady, she was

everywhere all of a sudden all over TV and stuff, but like, you can't be a professional Chewbacama. Laughing masker or whatever. So then that just goes nowhere, of course. Then there was the Fleetwood cranberry skater man, that guy remember. He was in

Reservoir dogs and he's good. What? Reservation. Reservation? Yeah, reservation dogs. My bad. I was like, that guy had been an for 35 years by the time that had? He was good. It was a small part. He was in like three or four episodes. He played like one of the main characters

what goes to work for a little while. It's like, you know, like one of the main arcs was like, are they going to leave the res? Now that they're graduating high school, what are they going to do? And one of them goes to work in construction. And that guy was one of the dudes. And he was good. Okay.

Well, never mind, I guess. I guess you're talking. I guess Chubachamom is the only one that don't hit. Because I was going to bring up that one girl whose name I can't remember, and it does, because she does it, she's very funny.

But she, like, she first popped for, like, having her image co-opted into a meme by other people. Like, the chick that, that meme that,

where the girl is going like, ugh, and then, oh, yeah, that, that, she's actually really funny. She's really funny,

but she just, she made, I think that video, that was taken from a video she made about, like, avocado toast or something like that. I think it was kombu. Cambocha. That's what, okay.

But people took it, turned it into a meme and made it about eating ass and all this other stuff. And it spread across the internet. And she got like famous from that. But then turns out she like hits. She's like talented. And she's like, you know, kept doing shit ever since. But like, um, so yeah, I don't know. I guess most of these people are actually pretty good when you break it down.

Because I was going to say like, like with the rest of them, how do you apply that, right? but with Hoptua, there's a very, very, very obvious way. Yeah. That that can be, what's the word, you know. Exploited?

Exploited. Yeah, you can. That's an applicable skill, obviously. Sure is. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I'm sure she don't want to do that, but I'm saying like,

I wonder if that was like, like, hey, listen, we just want to know, is there a number you would do that? Yeah, surely there is. I feel like... This kind of... In this economy, everyone's got a number.

I feel like... Going through this conversation is kind of making me think that really... It's not that special to be talented or funny or anything that might be like... You know what I mean? It's like, because it seems like... I don't know. If you end up popping, then it's like, yeah, I can do that.

It's like, that shit's easy. I just agree. almost anybody could like play a character surrounded by talented actors for two episodes or whatever. But like, the girl you're talking about, you can't think of her name, the one with the faces.

We don't know Ocean Spray guy's name. Sarah, what's her face? My face is regular now. She's, like, that Netflix thing was universally paned. Right. Like, I hear what you're saying, but really what you're saying is,

she doesn't be that talented to remember four lines. The thing is, I wasn't even going to make the argument I'm making now until I started talking to y'all and you're like, no, he was in this, he hits, she's in that, she doesn't. These people all have careers now and I was like, oh, fuck, I guess I'm wrong. Because I was going to make the totally opposite argument,

you know. I know what you're going to do. I was saying I was surprised that he was pretty good. What I'm saying now is I hear what you're getting at now, but I feel like if you actually analyze those folks and other folks, like it doesn't take a lot of talent to do small things

because people give it to their nephews and shit like that all the time. We all know it. We all know that some people get bit parts because they know somebody, and then it goes nowhere. So it's similar to that, I think. Let me tell you why I don't think she's going to make it because she did say she doesn't like Trump. She just alienated 80% of her family.

I don't know. I don't think so. I think everyone liked her and now it's 50%. I feel like she was universally loved. I don't think she was hated by any means by the, left. I don't mean to suggest that. But you're telling me you don't think like the UFC world loved her more than anybody we fuck with. I don't know, man. You know, we are, remember one of y'all or Mark I, it wasn't me,

sent it to the thread that picture of those old boy dipshits wearing those shirts that say make America hot tuba again or something like that. And it had a picture of Trump giving a thumbs up and it referenced hot tubua. And I think Drew was like, so Trump is going to suck everybody's dick. Yeah. But anyway. me, dude, I'm maga now. Yeah, I mean, they're already in on it. My boy. Yeah, but I don't, I guess

if she turns out to, like, hit, then maybe pretty much anybody can hit. I don't know. Yeah, but I know what you mean. And I don't mean that about her. I mean, now I'm thinking about all these different examples. But I'm saying, almost anybody could do a character that has two episodes

and five lines. Some, some, inside that group, some people do better than the others. None of those people you just talked about have an actual career, except maybe Sarah, who was doing stand-up before. Right. And that's what I... I wasn't a fan.

None of those people, I don't think. It doesn't, like, we don't know who they are. Well, I do think anybody could do a side character. Because unless you're just God-awful, what you are is not memorable. We just, people focus on everyone else. Well, I think it's just like, you know, at least, like when Trey goes viral or one of us goes viral or whatever, like, at least it's serving the purpose of like, well, it'll get eyeballs on us for tickets to shows and stuff like that or like we're already trying to do this other thing

and it will serve us in that way but like chubakamam it's like what do them millions of views even mean she sold a bunch of shirts that have you know what i mean that she got her one little tiny lick but with hot toa i guess like i don't know dude i would it wouldn't shock me though the way that because drew pointed this out in the thread and i could not agree more is that everyone's focusing on the hot toa part but the best part of it was when she went spit on that thing. And like, she seems funny, is what I'm saying. Like, she seems like a funny gal. And, because this is so overtly sexual, I've hesitated to say this, because it's like I'm sexualizing her and my friend's wife. But she looked like pig meg to me the way she was hilarious.

Yeah. But, like, also talk. Goofy. Dirty or whatever. Yeah, in a silly way. Dude, that was, to me, that was reverse Madonna effect. The Madonna complex is like that men want a freaky woman, but then they want purity at the same time. And this girl somehow figured out how to look pure while being totally freaky. And that's what every dude has that weird, stupid thing. But I want to say something else about the other conversation. There might be a bias going on, too, Trey, where, dude, I think there's like 200 examples of somebody getting heat for a little while and kind of being in the zeitgeist, and then they

try to go do something with it. And I think you know about the four who've done things, probably because you obsess over them and how it worked and how Hollywood works and your own story. Like, don't you think, and maybe I'm wrong, that there's 60 examples of the ocean spray type of? Yeah, that we can't even think of. That we just can't even think of it all. What's weird about this is you're saying what I intended to stay when I started talking, but the examples I named, you guys were like, no, they actually do hit.

And I was saying maybe the examples you name are the examples in the front of your brain because they're the ones that hit more after the flash in the pan and or in your brain because you know about this stuff. Like you're a dude who you knew that that face girl was on. Trey and Shubaka mom are the same. I've been saying it. I've been saying it. That girl, the reason I know about her is because my son's like,

is it cake and it don't not hit for me. I prefer when it is cake. She popped up on, well, on that show it's always cake. Oh, it is? Yeah. So, well, there's always cake in play, put it that way. Right. It's always cake. Something's always cake.

Something's always cake. And so anyway, which is, yeah, chose life motto. Something's always cake. But she was a celebrity judge on there and I had no idea who she was. She's a bagel mom? No, the face girl. Mean lady. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Combucha. Yeah. And. Motherfucker looking at me with disdain. He don't know her goddamn name. Corey says kombucha the way my papaw says a new minority. Is it not kombucha? You're talking about maybe just now?

Yeah, you. How was I looking at you? With derision, you went like that. Now you weren't talking to Drew, you went meh. Let's stop. Let's stop. Okay. Hold on.

Your own meme girl mom. Hold on. I didn't know. You're supposed to say kombucha. You are saying it correct. It's somebody by the way it's coming out of your face. Like, you just heard it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're just hitting all. Like, I'm reading a new Mexican word. Yeah. Yeah, I hear you. I didn't know who she was at all, and I Googled it and found that out, and I found it fascinating. So, I mean, yeah, I just happened upon her.

But that's sort of what I'm saying. That's the kind of bias I'm talking about, of like, you've discovered her after she'd already proven that she was a hitter with talent, and then the story gets... Well, I could think of a couple more. Like, what about that dude? Do you all know whatever happened with that?

Maybe he's still huge. I don't know what he does or how he monetizes it, but he was, like, had more followers on TikTok talked to anybody for a minute. He was like that, like, skinny black guy who just made a funny face at things. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. He put him in Fortnite and everything, bro. Like, literally, it would be like, it would be like someone else's video and then. And he would just go like this. He would be like, he would just like, he would make it like, I don't know what the face was, but he had a, hold it. He had a face he would make.

His name is D something. He still got like an insane amount of followers on Instagram and stuff. I'm pretty sure he just lives in that influencer world. Okay, so then there's also like the girl that was one of the other biggest people on TikTok who just danced in front of things. I don't remember her name. But I remember Tom Seguer talking about being sat beside her at a UFC fight once. And how no one gave a fuck about him at all and how she was swarmed with people the whole time. And she was, I mean, this is probably three, four years ago when he was talking about this. But anyway, so I mean, there's plenty of people like this out there.

Dude, there's like, I don't know. You know, with that dude, with that dude who, that black dude that makes the funny faces or whatever, we go like, what's that guy doing now? But like, I think we're also failing to consider that like to a younger generation, that is the. Pernical of achievement. Yeah, yeah. Just being the number one on TikTok is like, I didn't want to be a star. I didn't want to be an actor.

I just want to do this. Well, also, when you have. In the 90s show. Who? He's one of those people who does influencer stuff. He tried stand-up for a little while. What's his name? I think it's King Bach.

King Bach. No idea. If you have millions and millions of followers, he's monetized that in the brand deals and shit like that anyway, and he's probably a multimillionaire, so it doesn't matter if he's, like, in movies or not regardless. You know what I mean? Yeah, right.

That is all you have to do. But dinner's like, but see, y'all know, like, like that face making that face does that offer any more to the world than having a hugely fat neck for example that motherfucker liked my video today really rooster the goat why i was i don't know i was scrolling through and i it just i said something that said rooster the goat and it was like what and it said rooster the goat liked your video and i was like is this the same guy i clicked on it and sure as shit he don't follow me or nothing but that fucking what was your video photo negative

of a milk, no, it was... Chicken. No, it was some, some dude singing. Some dude, hold on, let me find it. Let me see what a deal. Some dude's saying, by the way, just before I forgot, I meant to say this earlier, ever since you sent that me and that Instagram real somebody made,

I've had it playing on a loop in my head where it's like, you know, don't need to psychoanalyzer, have a stiff drink. All she's got to do is just a spit on that thing. Hell yeah. Bamp, slam, bang. Damn in the beast. Yeah.

New McCoy. That dude turned out to be one of the worst people ever. So you're telling me he's Puerto Rican? He's Filipino. The Puerto Rican's of the east. That was great, dude. I'm kidding. I don't know who was more racist, me or you?

We just told you he was Filipino four days ago. And then four days you went Puerto Rican, right? Well, that's American. I thought he was American. I'm not like border. I mean, it's like barely there. I just knew it started with the P and it weren't us. So hold on. That's why we're laughing.

Before people, the guy Corey's talking about liking his post. So he has like 100,000 Instagram followers. 176,000. 176,000 Instagram followers. I don't think he hits on any other platform. I don't think. He don't hit on that one. I know, but like, no, he ain't. I checked.

I'm fascinated by this man. Then they must have to cancel his account because that's the first place I ever saw him. No, I saw him promoting his TikTok on his Instagram recently. So I was like, does he hit on TikTok? And I went looking at all hit on TikTok. I bet they got rid of his account. So, but I'm saying I've developed a near obsession with this man.

Yeah, me too. Because like, whereas you stay looking at the comments. Yes. Every single, the top one is always like, how this motherfucker fold pillowcases. Right, because the reason that people like and share his videos just so you all know is because he has a gargantuan Jabba the Hutting and shaped neck. He looks like Anakin and Jabba put together.

Like, it is wild. In fact, he became a meme in our group chat months ago before we even realized who he was. Yep. You know, the, that face, like, that's him. That's him. He'd been in our group chat for months before. But that's his talent. You're saying you don't have talent, but yet we were already sharing his face.

Being hideous is not a talent. Right. That's what I'm saying. It's like everybody who fucks with him at all is because they cannot believe his neck. Right. He's a modern-need bearded lady. But he's just a circus free. Exactly.

But if you watch his videos and stuff, he thinks he's like an influencer and a content creator and all this stuff. And like people will tell him. And Jason had this man for having him. enjoy. His, uh, no, he don't hit. He don't hit. One of his most famous, did you see the, the reason that people, like, I think people have been giving him shit for a, since he started just because of how much his head don't hit.

But like, apparently one time he, like, some, he, some of his followers said something negative about him or whatever, about how he don't post the right thing or whatever. And he went on this diatribe to him that was like, yeah, he was, he was, he, okay, well, you do it then, because I'll fuck it up. No, but, yeah. So, yeah, that set up. People were like, what you did? Why don't you make stuff the hits or whatever?

And he posted this long, elaborate thing where he was like, you know what? You really need to ask yourself? Like, have I failed you as a creator? Have I failed you as a creator? As a following? As a followers? He was being fucking dead. Dead serious.

He was like, really? You're flatterized. He's not. No, he's not. He don't have it in him. He lacks the capacity. He does. Now, I knew this would happen.

Here he is. Hold on. on, look at this, look at God's mistake. All right, well, now you're just being mean, I think. I am. I don't care. Listen, if he just looked like this but wasn't who he was, I would never say a thing. But I fear it's that you're claiming it's because he sucks,

and it's really because you're mad he's famous. No. One point three million. Well, I am mad that someone that sucks gets a lot of likes. That don't hit. You put a tongue in that thing. So, see how hard. He looks like,

remember the live- Pooey! Jesus. And put a tongue in that thing. So, you know, that's like the best video he's ever made right there. I feel molested, that comment

said. Make it stop. Okay. Now, show more. Do you know what I'm talking about the live action Mario with John Legu Zamo? Yeah, of course. The most lunatic shit ever?

Yeah. Dennis Hopper as Cooper, King Cooper. Yeah. Cupa had minions. Shrunken head guys, yeah. Yeah. Those were the... Like the shrunken head guys got blowed up.

That's what he looked like. Yeah. He looks like the asshole of a dead mammal, like, that got washed up on a beach. Look, I... Yeah. I don't want nothing bad to happen to this man. I do.

I mean, like, if it'll make him stop posting shit. Okay, I don't. And listen, it's fine to look that way. But keep it to yourself. It's on. No, no, no. No, no. My thing with it is, if he leaned into people only want people, the neck is the star of the show.

Right. Like if he did big neck content, which I don't know what that, but if he was in on the joke and knew what was up and all that, I'd feel completely differently. I swear to God. But the fact that he thinks he's like, I don't know. Like, Trey can't have it. I can't eat. I'm with Tray. Like, that right, that right there.

I feel about this guy the same way that Pappeals across America feel about gay people. I ain't got nothing wrong with you doing it. Just don't do it in front of me. You know what I mean? But it's the delusion. Then, just like Pappas with guys, I seek out what they're doing and actively. Yeah. And talk shit about it on the internet with other white people.

But it's, no, it's more trans people, I think, is the more apt analogy. Because you're saying your problem with it. Trans fats. They believe. they're doing a thing they're not actually doing according to you. You think there's a delusion going on. With him? You're really

telling me that that dude ain't even at all deluded. He's delusional. I'm saying it's interesting that that is what's making you so angry is that he thinks he hit and he don't hit. Yeah. I don't like that. If you think about it. I know. I think that's really funny. Is it honestly though, is it him

who has failed or is it us that has failed as people watching it. You know what I mean? He's kind of the symbol. He's honestly, that motherfucker might be the mascot of America. Something that just claims to hit and a lot of people

go along with it. But in reality, it's like what the fuck are you actually doing? You big bloated. Like, dude, if you've seen when he grows a goatee, you can't see where the chin is. It's the craziest shit in the world. It's like just a patch of hair on just a canvas.

Like Patrick. I got a phone. with a go-toe? It's unbelievable. It's so off-putting. And I say this as a man who is not handsome. I know I'm not handsome. I feel like you guys are mad at him for related but different things. And that's what I, for me, that's what's

so genuinely, deeply interesting to me about this whole thing. Yeah, I'm not. You know what I mean? Tray's saying have some self-awareness. And shame is related to self-awareness, but it's not quite the same thing. This is interesting. I just don't,

I don't know. People that think they hit in a way that they don't hit and they genuinely do not realize, are incapable of realizing that they do not actually hit in that way. It just, I don't like that. Also, people that fat are supposed to be funny. You know what I mean? You can't just be fat. Like, I know we live in a world where it's like, don't be fat phobic and fat people are beautiful too, but it's like Lizzo can sing, uh, fucking, you know, uh, insert other. There's other fat people that hit at other stuff. You can't just be fat. Corey thought of one fat person that his brain just went away Well, I was going to say Will Saso, but he looks good now

Like Chris Farley was fat, but he was fucking hilarious You know what I mean? Like you can be fat and still, but you have to hit it something. We can't live in a society Where we just accept that fat is the feature. You know what I mean? See, no.

Like, yeah, I'm afraid to say yes. I don't give a fuck. I'm just talking about that guy. He ain't to go. I'm still also talking about that guy. the fat show that motherfucker's head again

the neck fat can be the feature right but it ain't but it but it is but he don't know that it is right that is what I don't like I should so identify

with the nuance of Tray's hatred I mean this is such a me thing of like the third layer down of like no no no no you don't get why we're supposed to hate this guy I'm with it

That's fine. If it was just that, we'd all be fine with it. Yeah. We'd hate him because he don't know what we know, but he acts like a thing that ain't true. Show more of him so we can say more of him. I need to see your reaction in real time. This is for Tray's reaction specifically. That is all this is. That is all.

Oh, my God. Well, honestly, that's an insult to the person you just compared him to. I'm sorry. It won't make sense at all to anybody. but uh... Drew compared him to somebody that none of y'all know. Somebody that I used to know

didn't have a judge. I think he just hated for a long time and maybe didn't know why. No, he doesn't hate him. He just doesn't respect him. That's worse, dude. It is worse. I know. That's why I said it.

But how how are you in comedy if delusional people bother you this badly. But they, I'm delusional, but I hit it stuff. Right. Yeah, I was talking about Corey. There's plenty of people that, a lot of people. We're all delusional. Yeah, but so you almost kind of have to be some degree of delusional. But, but, but that don't mean that they don't have something going on or that they don't hit. They can hit, but they're still, you can hit, but also still be delusional, obviously, but it's like, Kanye. But they're, I'm trying to think of, like,

if they thought. This isn't a challenge. I'm so deeply interested in your age. Like if a guy like if there was a comedian who didn't really hit but was like a full-time comedian and was okay at being a comedian But they genuinely seem to believe that they are like Daniel day Lewis or something Burck crosser don't think he's Daniel day Lewis he thinks he's something he's not I don't know he seems to think I think he is what he is yeah okay he's I love Bert for the record I love bird too yeah I feel like Bert thinks he's a Big old Teddy Bear drunk. Yeah.

Yeah. I think he thinks, though, that he's, you know, a really great comedian. I don't know. I've heard him say a bunch of times that he's, that he, like, I've heard him put down his own stand-up a lot. I've heard Tom put down his stand-up to him, too. It reminds me of our relationship. Yeah.

Yeah, but. But if there was like a comedian who thought that they were like, you know, a serious, artistic genius, Thespian person. Like, uh, but that would never even happen. But that's the closest analogy I could think of with this.

He's a, he's a, he's a neck influencer. Who thinks, who thinks that he's just, what he thinks that what he says hits and that his thoughts and things hit for people. Okay,

but here's what's so interesting about that. What he actually does, the one you just showed was him doing a riff on Hock Tua where he was, he went, uh, that out there was the best thing he's ever done. Ever made ever. Ever.

I get that. Show one of his worst. Let me finish. What you're saying is, this dude is a circus freak neck influencer. Yep. And he thinks he's a comedian clown. Like, that's where the hilarious part of this is like, he's trying to act like he's a clown. And you can't have that because you're like, I'm a clown.

I'm a clown. It's like a clown looking down on the geek or whatever. It's like this fucking geek is getting up. All he does is about the heads off chickens. I'm out here, fucking blowing water in people's noses and stuff. What? This is why you're correct to do that. And this is why we've got to stop being nice to magicians.

We are so looked down upon that people like him get away with being to our families. There are people in our families who love us who think we and them are the same thing. Just a different type. Yes. And I don't. like the way social hierarchies work, especially because as a comic, we've been at the bottom.

But since they do work and they're in place, we have to push back when we're better than him. Of course. Except with like, even the best ones are only as good as us. The best magicians in the world are seroom comedians to me.

You think like David Copperfield's a seyroom comedian? Yeah, because he does it once and then it takes him five years to come up with another one. You ever heard the rumor that it's two David Copperfield? What?

You ever heard the rumor that it's two David Copperfields? Here you are defending them again, making it cool. No, I'm not. I'm just saying, like, there's a rumor that I've heard for some pretty up high people that it's like some real-life prestige shit. It's two David Copperfields. Well, I was mostly kidding about the magician thing, but I do think the meat of what I'm saying is this gets so offensive because the world and he are acting like he's a comedian.

Right, but what else do you call it? Like, what else would somebody call him? A fat-neck influencer? Like, they've got, they've got him. Trey's been doing it. I know, and I appreciate that. I know, and I appreciate that. But, like, Instagram needs to have that fucking title, like, where it says this guy,

because, like, they have one, and mine says comedian, and I bet that guy says comedian, too. But it needs to say, fucking fat, fat, dumb, don't hit, don't, no neck having ass motherfucker. His title says, digital creator, to be fair. Okay, and that's true. He does do that. Yeah. It is a catch-all term for people who I do think will be some of the greatest artists in the next 15 years and the dumbest shit alive. It is wild that digital content creator is so encompassing of really truly talented people.

No, I know. It's upsetting. Like, I hate the word, and I know y'all do too. Maybe we have, maybe we've talked about it when we haven't. But I cannot stand the word content because content just means a thing. It's filler. You know what I mean? But it's like we are undoubtedly, quote unquote, content creators when you think, I mean, because we put stuff on the internet.

It's all just filler at this point. But like the difference between us writing a sketch, filming it putting out, and then someone in their car just being like trying the new Baja Blast. Little spicy. See y'all next time. Yeah. And I should do more Taco Bell content. I agree. But like, I don't know. It's just it, you hit the nail on the head, Drew, when you're like, there's people that like, oh, yeah, this. You've seen this comedian, this dude with the no neck or whatever, and they just throw that word, and words mean something, and that hurts me. That hurts, Trey.

This level, by the way, we haven't talked about him, which I'm so happy about. I think we all got over him. That Justin guy is that we've talked about before on here who used to just mouth other people's jokes. He did it to me once, and then he started doing that thing. I think his name's Justin. It's Justin Danger. is what his name is. It's a great wrestling name.

I forget it and I get mad. Speaking of magicians, deserving death. So. I like magicians, by the way. That guy is... Bro, I thought you met Justin Wilman for a second.

I think that's his name and I was like, buddy, hold on now. He's one of the goats. Yeah, he's a great... Also, he's done this show before. I know. It was a bit I was doing. Yeah.

True magicians under the bus with the fact-neck influencers. He's a goddamn warlock. But anyway, Justin Danger, yes. Yes, go on. I well I lost my train I get I get very mad but not only does he consider to do what I do

he is in our spaces Justin Danger sells tickets at comedy clubs to do what I'm not sure maybe he's a tempting stand-up but like that's where I so identify with where this is hatred's coming from where it's like it's not just like you're scrolling and you're like fuck this

stupid world we live in because we're competing this is genuinely hurting our industry. Right. I can't remember who it was the other day. I was listening to something and it was some comedian or somebody talking to about how like used to

for comedians and actors or whatever in the entertainment space you competed against other comedians. Like you want your special to be good so people will go see you. But now you're competing against a kid kicking their grandpa in the balls. Like for clicks.

Very true. That and a farting, shitting hippopotamus and a big fat cat. trying to make a jump and they can't and all that stuff. And that's all true. You know, the biggest neck I've ever seen. But, but dude, on the flip side of the other thing, I'm, like, just for the record, I'll just say, like, all that stuff is for me. I don't think I'm good enough. So, like, some of the, you said, like, content creator, whatever you want to call it encompasses so much.

Like, dude, some of these people out here making some of this shit are insanely fucking damage. Oh, yeah, for sure, dude. And there's, like, so many of them, too. And, like, I see shit pop up all the time on social media. I'm like, goddamn. Dude, that is so good. There's this dude who... I don't think, like, I don't hit as hard as a lot of these people,

but then on the other end of the spectrum, you got fat-neck motherfuck. I don't mean the ones that are good. I know, of course, I don't either. I'm saying, it makes it more egregious, the ones who don't hit. Yeah. I agree with that. Even the ones that are good, I'm like, go make television shows. Stop selling tickets in Poughkeepsie on a Friday guy.

Yeah, well, like, this one dude that I thought, God damn, I wish I could remember his name so I could shout him out, but like, I doubt he's an amateur foley artist now. He's definitely a professional foley artist, but his whole fucking Instagram is he'll show a scene of something, and he's got all his little, these little gadgets. And he'll, like, it'll be a scene from Snoopy, but he turns the volume down,

and he just, like, has a balloon and all these things. And he just makes the sounds for it or whatever. Most creative shit, most talented shit ever. But that guy, I mean, although I'll say if he was doing theater shows as a foley artist, I would kind of respect that because he's so good at it. But yeah, like, the influencers who it's like they don't even do stand-up they pop and then they go well I'll sell tickets to a comedy club

and then I'll see if I can find an act along the way it's like just go to a theater not a club but if they try to find an act along the way and they really try to do it I do have respect for that I'll acknowledge that for sure but it's just a frustrating thing of like this catch-all term where us and old neck daddy I mean we're filing the same taxes boys that motherfucker don't file taxes

every other post of his is him asking people to just send him money. Yeah. And then all the comments, all the comments saying, people would be like, get a job,

fat neck, piece of shit. The McRibs back. He's on cameo now and somebody put it in the comments said, who's paying a cameo to have this head sent to their,

or who's paying this head for a cameo or whatever they called him a head, which was funny. But, yeah, that guy shouldn't be here anymore. And he won't be longer.

I mean, look, you know, although I have seen a lot of videos of he's working, he's getting in shape. Team H. Joe, we're like keeping up. Deep. This guy would only have 5,000 views. This is true, though. It's just me and Trey watch it over and over and over. Drew's right. That's the thing is it's like, if you look at the, it's all a bunch of me and Chow.

He is almost exclusively hate watch, right? Yeah, yeah. And we all are mad at him. And that is propping him up further or whatever, but he don't realize that that's what's happening he doesn't know he doesn't he doesn't not realize that's happening he don't he don't know he's one of those it's like oh yeah when you hit you have a lot of haters that's just what happens that's exactly what it is that's what it is he's like yeah i got some haters because of how bad up or how awesome i am i am i got to go i got to get my son all right i'm sorry

we didn't talk about the supreme court everybody we had more important issues to address oh yeah well the supreme court don't hit and americans coming out to nashville and seeing me on the first half of my tour. I'll be coming back on tour in August. Love you guys. Bye. Love you, buddy. I knew that fucking, I knew that motherfucker was going to play devil's advocate and act like a felt neck motherfucker. I mean, you know, it's fair enough. I don't, I always, like, I do start to, whenever I allow myself or us to get into something like that, I start to feel kind of bad. I do too. It feels like mean, girly or whatever. Yeah, but fuck him. Because it's like, you know, he could easily see all this nip-y.

What if me and you turn up if he makes like a reaction video to me and you and then we get a beat going with the fat neck, man. That would honestly suck. It would suck. I'm not, buddy, I will not dain to engage. Absolutely not. It sucks chicanery. I will tell him right now.

You end up seeing this, don't even try it. Yeah, but yeah, we didn't talk about Supreme Court at all. Me and Smart Mark are going to talk about tonight, but y'all are hearing this on Wednesday or Thursday. So I hope you watch skews on TV. See, that's honestly why I wasn't talking about it because I mean, I kind of didn't want to because I knew that I know that me and Mark are going to talk about it. Well, I don't, I won't even know what's going on until all this and you and Mark talk about it. Yeah, we've got a constitutional law professor coming on.

So two smart people and me. I just know that it don't hit. But I am happy to be fucking back home. I can tell you that much right now. Back in the seat with you, Pump for putting on airs this week. Thanks for holding it down without me this past week. in, I was in Disney with a lot of people who looked like that fat neck motherfucker. Yeah.

Tell you what, boy. Tell you what. Yeah, we're a big fat country. We is. People talk about how everybody in LA is good looking and it's wild. There's plenty of like really, really good looking people out here. But that makes it stand out all the more to me when I see your typical Americans waddling around the malls or shopping centers and stuff because they still out here and drove. Oh, yeah.

And when I noticed them out here, I'm like, dude, if it's this many here, you know, the here, right. Like, imagine fucking Kalamazoo or whatever at a Walmart, you know, I mean, I don't have to imagine. I'm from Tennessee. I know, know the deal. But yeah, we, uh, it don't hit.

It ain't good. No, but, you know, like 70% of Americans don't hit. No, I'd say that. I'd say, you got to pump them numbers up a little bit. But, hey, you know, at least, uh, every branch of our government is on fire as well. So, you know, there's that.

and at least we have competent leadership across the board in every capacity. And, you know, we'll be fine. At what point you and I would be able to, like, justify applying for political asylum somewhere. Dude, I've been thinking about it. I was thinking about it this morning for the first time being sincere ever. But, yeah, like, if, you know, at what point is it, like, like, a legitimate, like, oh, no, he might get thrown into gulag. I guess we will let him in.

Yeah. Where would you want to, if you could be, have political asylum anywhere? I mean, it had to be an English-speaking place. It's like Canada, England, Australia, one of those three. I'd say, well, fuck Canada. That's too close. I mean, I guess we're South Africa, but no. No. No. No. Well, we're, uh-uh. No, I don't.

It is too close. You're right. Yeah. Canada's too close and not exotic enough. Like, if I'm going to go to a different country, I want it to be like different, different. You know what I mean? Like London. London, that would hit. I'd like to go there. Because, you know, you're in London. Yeah, London. You're right there in the heart of it. You can be, hey, you want to go eat lunch in France? Hop on a fucking train, dude.

Like, I go to Australia and be the exact opposite of that Hooters guy. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah, man, I've been thinking a lot about it lately. I've been reflecting on our critically acclaimed book around here and over yonder and thinking about our trip that we took over there to write it. And just how lovely of a time it was.

Well, the reason, I mean, that's why I started with the question about political asylum is because it's kind of a trope or if not a cliche at this point out for people to point out it's annoying when Americans talk about how like, this happens, I'm leaving the country. Right. It's like, I agree with that because it's not just like, oh, no, you're right. It's that like you can't. Yeah, it's not easy. You can't just do that. Right. It's not easy.

That's why it is annoying people say this. That's why I started this by saying at what point do you think we could pull off, get it. political asylum. I'm telling why I know to go about it, because I have no, you know, I have nothing to offer, really. No, we need to start the process. I always felt like, you know, I could really

succeed as a comedian over there because I'd be an exotic fruit. Mother fucking producer, Matt, has like, it's like, Luxembourg, I think. He has, like, access to citizenship

from Luxembourg through his, like, great, great grandparents or something like that. Yeah, because, you know, I think it's, It's luckenboard, one of them tiny little countries over there. Lichtenstein. Yeah, but I think it's Luxembourg. But some, one of them wild named countries over there.

There's Luxembourg hit? Yeah, I think. But it's like they're so small and everything that it's like they go through generate. You know how like, you know, if you're born to Americans abroad, you still have American citizenship. Right. But that's it. If you stay there and then you have kids, that kid's not an American citizen. I don't think.

well Luxembourg because they're so small and whatever I don't know the reason but it goes generations down so Matt because his like great grandma or something was from there he can like just get citizenship there anytime is what he said so I gotta look into that cat out of the bag ain't no nobody in my family tree hits but uh yeah mine neither well anyway listen nothing hits come see me maybe that'll make that day hit at least a little bit i'll be in Tulsa Tulsa coming up And then the northeast after that, Connecticut, upstate New York, Brooklyn. And then, yeah, Tracrider.com, check it out.

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