wellRED podcast - #410 - Day 3 Stink! +Horror Movie Talk!

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

Hey WellREDDERS! What did we talk about on this episode? Here's what the Transcription Robot said!   Keywords: comedy, festivals, industry behavior, aesthetics, health, Andrew Tate, HBO Max, horror movies, personal growth, horror films, psychological thrillers, jump scares, timeless classics, fever dreams, sleep experiences, male friendships, comedy, nostalgia, movie reviews   Summary: in this conversation, the hosts discuss their recent experiences at comedy festivals, the behavior of industry professionals, and the aesthetic appeal of various locations they visit while touring. They also touch on health issues related to weather changes, the humorous aspects of personal hygiene at festivals, and the controversial figure of Andrew Tate in media. The discussion shifts to the evolution of horror movies and how their perceptions have changed over time, particularly in relation to classic films and modern interpretations. In this lively conversation, the hosts delve into the evolution of horror films, discussing how certain classics have aged and the impact of psychological thrillers versus jump scares. They share personal anecdotes about their experiences with horror movies, fever dreams, and awkward sleep encounters, all while maintaining a humorous tone. The discussion also touches on the nostalgia of timeless classics and the unique dynamics of male friendships, showcasing their camaraderie and humor throughout.   Thank you, Mr (Or Mrs) Robot!   Go To MintMobile.com/WellRED to get the best bang for your buck in the wireless game!   TraeCrowder.com to see Trae/Us at Zanies in Nashville!   DrewMorgancomedy.com   WeLoveCorey.com for more from Corey!

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Here we are. Drew, how fun was this weekend? I got sick and had to miss it. How was Chadabuggy? How'd they trade you? Oh, Chattabooie was great. Thanks for everybody who came out. We ran into some great folks.

It was awesome, man. Daniel's really making the cloverone and doing a great job. It was part of the Lookout Comedy Festival, and that was rad. Donnie, our old buddy, Donnie Mars, does a real good job. There's some other people who help them. I don't want to overlook them. Courtney and Jeff and all those folks. But Donnie's our old buddy.

I think it's cool that – I think it's awesome that they've got. a festival going there in Chattanooga. I think it's the perfect city for a festival of that size. And the fact that Danielle's smart enough to be in on it. You know, it just, dude, it was fun. Do you guys know who Nick Murphy is? Yeah.

Nick Murphy's a young comic who he headlined the like auxiliary show. He does not yet have a following larger than mine. He will in the next six to eight months. He's just one of those dudes. And he's in the vein of Gillis at the time in his right. He's like real, I guess, like, edgy but not just for the sake of it. Anyway, I got to hang out with him. And it was a good time.

And then I went to Laugh and Skoll, honestly, the rest of the weekend. And that's sort of on the other end of the spectrum. That's a very industry-heavy, top-tier, quote-unquote festival. I had a fun time there. The comics were great. A lot of the industry I met were cool. You know, you'd never tell about those. Everybody was on their best behavior until the industry left.

and then everyone started doing drugs and trying to fuck each other and I had to go home anyway. It's funny how we're always like on our best behavior in front of the industry when like, you know, you find out the stories across the years where it's like, oh, the industry, they're the worst ones. You know what I mean? They're the ones doing all the drugs. It's very funny. It's very funny for some, I don't care. I don't want to associate y'all with this, but I don't give a shit. He's not going to let me on anyway.

It's very funny to see someone be like, I should not have more than two drinks in front of Michael Cox. The known, we won't go, he's never broken a law, but the known dickhead when it comes to women, we'll say that. Sure. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah. The known. Nobody knows who you're talking about, by the way. The known to dickhead. That's so fucking, that just reminded me of blazing saddles when she's given the speech. And she's like, and you, sir, are the number one asshole in the state. My whole thing with him is, you know, whatever, you know, he can do any of that shit.

to as far as I'm concerned. I just don't like the fact that I've heard from multiple people that if I, if they know me and I come up, he always talks about how great I am, but yet I don't actually hit for him. So that's my, that's the real crime. I actually don't know if I know this guy. I've forgotten him. He's a high level booker. Yeah. Well, of course I don't know. Okay, well, there you go. Yeah. Of course. I don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah. Mike James and people like that will tell me that like they ran into him. He's like, dude, he loves you. He's a big fan of you. chances. That's,

you could fold me. All he has to do is snap his fingers. He don't like you. It's the same thing with me. Like, I would have not said that if I thought I had a chance, but I murdered. But I was talking about

queer. I just wouldn't ever. People call me queer. I know. I mean, that's true. I mean, that's true.

I still get the whole, like, I know we've talked about this a million times, but it never ceases to be funny because I still have people that come up to me. And they're like, hey man, have you ever thought about like doing this

tonight shit? You know what I mean? And I'm like, uh, but like at this point, I always tell. I was like, guys, I'm not. Yeah. That's my favorite one. I finally stopped. I finally stopped telling everybody like, hey, I audition almost every year.

And I just don't get it. I've stopped. I'm like, oh, yeah, great. But like, what do y'all thinks like to hit in this part of this country aesthetically? Oh, just. Yeah, probably that. Yeah. Or just like the Rockies really hit.

Well, sounds about to say, the reason I ask is because, like, I just, I just, went, I just had a little three-day run where I went to Durango, Colorado, Santa Fe, New Mexico, and Flagstaff, Arizona. Flagstack is all there. And, Ro, if every, like, if every run was like that, it would be like the Hittness lifestyle a person can possibly have, I think. Yeah. Then you've got to go to Des Moines.

Yeah, well, good people to Des Moines, Fonney Bone made the laugh too. I love the people of Des Moines, but, like, also have to do you said aesthetic that in October though you know you try that in January you might be like I would rather die than continue to be well here I mean it was snowing

in Flagstaff it was cold on the trip and where it elevate and I have a cold net like I got sick it's one of those things that's like they say is the old wives tale or whatever like old wives were right yeah where people say like you know when the winter snaps or the weather changes it gets real

cold like what you'll get you'll get sick and people are like, that ain't really how that works. I swear to God. Then why do I? I'm convinced that it's how it works. Because yeah, because that's the first time I'd encountered cold and it was, I went from Southern California, 80 degrees to oh, it's cold now and now three days later, I'm sick. I'm sure that there's some people that don't happen to and they're the assholes that go, that's just an old lives tale.

But like, dude, that's literally just happened like that every year it happens because I know because it's such a fall from like I get so excited that the weather changes. and then I always immediately get sick and go, oh, right. But, hold on. Anyway. I understand it was cold this time, but imagine how much worse it would have been in February. Yeah, I know. But what I mean, what happened?

It still would have been pretty, but. Yeah, but you're talking about how much it hit to do your job this particular way. Yeah. I was thinking about this. Well, I go to Des Moines in February. Okay. So I'm like, you know what I mean? Yeah.

I know exactly what that's like. That's where my family's from. I remember Wisconsin in February. I was thinking about this the other day. This is kind of a, it goes along with your question, but it's like, what's the place that's the most aesthetically pleasing versus how much it actually kind of don't hit? You know what I mean?

The stark contrast. And for me, that is Salt Lake City. Like, aesthetically, that place fucking rules. But being there, don't hit for me. I was thinking Salina, Tennessee, but yeah. Yeah, dude. Hey,

Tennessee Hills, baby. Salt Lake City is a good one too. I mean, honestly, you can make this case. I think, I don't know much.

You know, obviously, New Mexico and Arizona both have a lot of issues, I think, but like those two towns are both sweet, Santa Fe and Flagstaff.

But I was just thinking, because like, it's all mountains. You drive in, you drive from Colorado into New Mexico, and you're in northern New Mexico. You think in New Mexico,

you think of like, sepia tone, tumble weeds, and, Walter White, yeah. Walter, yeah. But if you come in from up north, it's like mountains and green. Super hits.

Beautiful. And then if you drive from Santa Fe to Flagstaff, you get on 40, which is going through the desert. But now you got those big red mesas and shit, like the hidden desert topography. And then when you get into Flagstaff, you go back up into the mountains. It's like one of the biggest pine forest in the country or something. And that's all that's there and a little... This country should hit. You're right.

That's what I'm just every time. I'm in a place like that. It's like, God damn, this country, like, in terms of that stuff, this country,

because I was thinking about that versus like, we're nine, 19 different countries. I was thinking about that versus like New England in the summertime, you know, like Maine in the summertime and places like, and how like incredibly different they are, but how they're both like,

just supremely fucking awesome. Oh, man, Vermont, when the, when the foliage comes in. Holy. There's just a lot of, A lot of parts of this country really, really, really slap.

Oh, so hard. If you drive from the sequoias to Portland. Yeah, what's the other big reds, the tall ones? Redwoods? What's those other big redwood things? Yeah, Redwoods, yeah. That are in California? What's those big redwood things are in California?

You're talking about the California redwoods? No, those are Spaniards, I think. where they shot star wars i mean i'm tree dumb i just know that redwoods are a thing and the way i'm treed by them i was funny i know i was trying to think of it and i was like no there's a name of them but maybe there's not anyway because there's the fat ones that's the sequoias and those are in california then there's the tall ones and i think maybe in the top of california you're probably right but most of those are but anyway there to portland and then even up to seattle and over to like where'd we where'd we do that time spokane

Spokane, buddy. You ever see someone? Smells better than the rest of America. And I mean, including woods. I'm not just talking about L.A. It washes all the stink away,

all that rain up there. There's a smell. It's a lot of stink up there too. There's a post-rain smell that I think trees release. Yeah. And there's more of it there. Yeah. Like when the guy,

oh my God, because I got all them hippies and stuff up there to be, to distribute the. stank, the stank distribution system, but all that room. You know what? I'm tired of y'all's slander on the stanking hippies. Now, I'm not saying Portland don't stank, but that, I think we can mostly blame on the addicts pissing themselves on the street because their fucking fentanyl was not dosed correctly.

You know, shut up my brother. But, yeah. I feel like hippies, real hippies, it's like your hair when you don't wash it, if you can weight it out. It gets like its own thing. I think that, I think that happens with the human body, because I always said day two Bonnero is the worst stank. And by like day three and four, it's like something else happens and it's fine.

Well, your nose gets caked and stank and it just sort of like, you get used to it. It's like, I mean, I'm sure if you stayed in a room with a dead body for five hours, eventually you'd be fine. This year, I showed up on day three, and I felt like everyone smelled good. I felt like, I felt like you like stank. You love stank. Stank hits for you. Stank does hit for you.

Y'all are two of the stank and his motherfuckers. I do not. Hold on. When I fart it, stank, but I am a clean man. I shower my ass off. That's what I was talking about. Yeah, okay. Yeah, my butt do stink, yeah. Well, I'm just... By the what, that's how I know I'm still sick, by the way. I've been sick for three days and I was like, I think I'm getting over it. And then I farted and I was like, mm-mm, the fart, be letting you know.

Yeah, the fart let you get like a cold, a head cold or something. Is it fuck your guts up to a little bit? Yeah, oh, you have the drainage. The drainage. Is that what it? Because, yes, I'm always... It'll make me puke. That part always pisses me off because I'm, because I'm, I'm like, I feel like I weren't not have to do all this at the same time. No, it's the drainage.

It's what happened to Bain, too. I thought he was, like, legit sick. And they were like, no, he's just so stuffy that it's the drainage. And babies don't know how to just, they don't know. They can't really do that. So it just all gets in them and then they fucking puke. But yeah, dude, head colds may as well be the fucking flu, because I get all the same symptoms anyways.

Did y'all, uh, do y'all have a list, by the way. If y'all want to, I'll read this just so you can refer back to it. and then you continue your thought. Here's my list of things to talk about today. Trump McDonald's, Deshaun injury, and Willem Defoe has a scene in the new Nosferatu where there are 50 live rats on him. Dot, dot, dot, dot.

We are so back. So that's what I got. You go ahead. I'm sure he kept asking for more rats. More rats? Yeah. Excuse me. I have foot Eggers.

That's the director's name, right? Yeah. Mr. Eggers, we got some more rats in here, please. the answer is always more rats Willem to Foe and the rats were all the rats were probably really freaked the fuck out

well some of them he brought from home those rats like what the fuck is this dude's deal the rats like trying to escape Willem to Foe he does hit real hard though obviously he's just a wild motherfucker I um

sometimes I feel inclined to try to learn stuff a little bit of something I saw something pop up on YouTube earlier about Andrew Tate right and and you know take icon or toxic that's a show on hp.o max i want to pull my brains out are you serious yeah it's literally Andrew tate icon or toxic and i'm like you really had to do an hour i figure out the answer to that shit HBO's on the fence about that question i almost sent y'all a screenshot of that and i was like i'm aware that Andrew tate is a popular man but i kind of thought

it was mostly the internet i didn't realize that he had broken through to like h because like I guarantee you my, this is the first my dad's hearing of Andrew Tate, if he scrolls through HBO and is like, what the fuck is, you know, who the fuck is this guy? I don't leave that. No, for real. Your dad knows about Joe Rogan. Yeah, but Tate's not on Rogan.

He's not, he's like in a completely separate. It doesn't have to be on your dad's algorithm, because. Yeah, maybe. My dad started watching hunting videos on YouTube and now knows you, Andy Tateers. I don't think Andrew Tate would hit for dad, even though that tight, like, he, that's tight. Well, you're hit for him or not. I'm saying he's been shown him. Yeah, I'm saying.

saying I don't think he'd know his name because my dad's very me you know what yeah no he's got an HBO thing go ahead do you know how he started out with like pimping them webcam girls out or whatever human trafficking all that yeah yeah uh do you know what he and I saw a clip of him describing this himself but you know he's like he's super homophobic everything's gay having sex with a woman is gay because they're soft and you know if they have muscles you're definitely gay I think actually it's like if, wait, yeah, I can't remember where he landed on that. He's definitely sucked a few dicks. But anyway, so anyway, when he was doing the webcam stuff, he used to sit on the computer while the girl was, you know, fingering herself or whatever on the webcam.

And he like talked dirty to all the scents on the thing. What? Yeah, like because the girl was busy. Text-wise? Yeah, you know, like. You know, they chat to each other and stuff. What hole do you want me to put the Skittles in next, Daddy? Yeah, all that daddy stuff and all that.

Like, it was him doing it to these dudes while they jacked off and stuff. Pretending to be the girl. But his whole, and like he has his 13-year-old boy followers call him Daddy now and all this shit. And it's a... I don't like that. I mean, I don't like none of it. I'm just saying it's like it's funny how... It's just also on the nose.

knows how, yeah, yeah, right. You know, all that. It sounds like something we'd make up to make him sound worse than he is, and it's, right. He'd be doing it. I cannot believe HBO is doing this. I mean, I guess I can. No, me neither.

Yeah, that don't hit. Well, HBO, if it's on max. It's on max. It could be from fucking what, E or somewhere, where other properties. That's fair. Investigation discovery. So this is why I think that's fair.

That's why I think HBO had removed from, That app, I think, is because of this. It's because they didn't want people thinking they were doing. But if HBO, actually, HBO did that, I'm very disappointed in them. Hold on. I'll figure it out. I want them to, I want them to know that. They'll be very hurt to find out that I'm upset with them, HBO.

But, yeah. I'll be right back. I'm about to ship myself. Okay. It's on, yeah, it's a, I think it's a Discovery Plus thing. It's not, it's not an HBO thing, which, yeah. that does make it way better for me i apologize for even saying that because yeah all i was was on max i i wasn't on i have trouble separating the two because they made me call it 900 different things over the

past couple years you know yeah nobody should ever change up the name of their website more than once max i was shut the fuck up they all go to the same thing the old one goes to the same thing the old one goes to the same fucking thing god damn it gory's working on his seventh u rl right now, something like that. Well, also, actually, this one does go to a different thing. I'm sorry, what'd you want me to do? Have the same domain for a different thing? How the fuck does that work?

You're a fucking piece of shit. You know it's different. You know it's different. Well, also, you know what, man? Let me take this fucking angle. Oh, so HBO's fucking stupid. I'm stupid like them. They're fucking one of the biggest brands in the world.

Clearly, it's not that bad of an idea to rebrand every now and then. Swerve. The weave. It was the weave. Well, yeah, I don't think they, I think they did it because they were getting lumped in. If you rebranded the get away from me and Drew, you thought we was dragging you down, that would then, you know, that'd be more akin to what HBO's doing.

But HBO backs, but the thing is, is it, this wasn't the first one. At first it was like, there was HBO, there was HBO now. That was like the first one. I'm pretty sure Go was the first one. I mean, HBO Go than HBO now. All of those were just HBO, though. No, I know that, but I'm saying that's what's weirder to me. It's like, they was like, I don't know what.

Well, they got, they got obtained in that big, huge merger between, like, Warner Brothers and AT&T and all that shit. When David Zazloff. That's when it became Max, right? HBO Max. Yes, I'm saying it all got merged. I know why that changed. I don't know why the Go and the now was ever a thing. Also, I don't know why. HBO Go, I've always been a big-time HBO person.

I'm sure it's riveting for people, but I'm pretty sure if I remember, correctly. I think they share and being pissed off. HBO Go used to be a, it was basically like, you had to be an HBO subscriber. That's accurate. And then HBO was just the app you could watch it on, but you had to subscribe to HBO and you could use that app on your mobile devices or whatever. Right.

Then HBO now was a like a la carte direct, like you don't have to subscribe to us through some other means. You can just pay for this and get it that way. And that was the difference in those things. And then the merger happened and it became HBO Max. max and now yeah now nothing hits and they got some real dog shit on there now yeah they sure do and and yet won't buy a goddamn thing no won't even think about it won't put nan of our shit on nope how's that poop buddy yeah been there wasn't awful been there do you have you

have you have watched that so no's ferratto show will them to foe So, again, that's an Eggers movie. Robert Eggers is his name, I think. Is it Robert or Dave Eggers is a comedy guy, I think. Hold on. Well, I think Dave Eggers, he's comedy in that. He ran that satire side. He's a novelist.

Yeah. Robert Eggers. Robert Eggers is the director. But like, do you fuck with him? You watch the Lighthouse and all that stuff. The only thing I've seen of his, I think I saw the Northman. Yeah. Is that right?

Alexander Scarsguard? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I haven't seen, like, I haven't seen the lighthouse. I haven't seen The Witch, which I actually, the Lighthouse has been on my, has been on my list for a long time because I'm such a huge fan of Robert Pattinson and Willem Defoe and Wilde's crazy shit. And I've heard that movie as about bug fuck as it gets. It is.

Because it's like, they're just like in a lighthouse and they go insane, correct? Pretty much, yeah. Those are two of the best possible people to cast in, hey, there's two dudes and they go, fucking insane. But no, I'm not really, you know, I know, I know of all his stuff, but like a lot of it's like sort of scary. And I'm only just now getting, I've like, I've watched so many horror movies that everyone on earth has seen, but I'm seeing him for the first time like this year because that's

never been my bag. But Amber loves it. And so I'm like, you know what, man, quit, quit hiding from it, face it. Well, I want to hear more about that because we, you know, it's October. It's spooky season. and Cody likes spooky stuff. We've been watching a bunch of horror things with the boys, and they're both, you know, they're just,

they're about to be 12 and 13, and they're both like, it's all stupid. Every single thing we've watched. I mean, they like, it hits for them, but they're all like, I thought you said it was scary. It wasn't scary. It wasn't scary at all. Right.

And so, uh, which is fine, but like we're, we're going to finish the it movies tonight. You know, the remade it movies. There was two of them. Chapter two.

It Chapter 2 is fucking three hours long. Yeah, I still haven't seen it. I enjoyed the first one. So they're great. Oh, so you saw the first remake? Yeah, I did. Because if you were still having that thing, I was thinking while watching it,

if either one of y'all are still having that thing where it's like you've got babies so you can't handle any kind of fucked up shit happening to kids, even in movies and stuff, and don't watch those It movies because they're gnarly as hell. And you know what? I haven't seen it since then.

They're pretty rad. Like, I'm surprised at how, because I hadn't ever watched them because I'm not a big horror guy either, but I love Stephen King, though. I do too, and that's why I always made exceptions for his stuff. And so, but I just,

I've watched it for the first time with them and like, they're really good. It's like, it's like, it's like a, it's like a stranger things kind of, it's like dark fantasy adventure more than just like pure heart. It's like a dark fairy tale is what it's like.

And it's, it's got that coming of age, like Goonies, stand by me feel, but with a killer. Yeah, things was a good con to. Right. Yeah. Matter of fact, some of the stranger kids kids are in it. Yeah, one of them is.

Philharred is in it. Yeah, but anyway, they're just, they're really good. And I've been, we watched Guillermo de Toro's Cabinet of Curiosity's on Netflix and that was pretty good too. I've never been a big horror guy either, but I've been watching a lot this month because Katie and the boys won't to. And like some of it has been, most of it really has been hidden for me. Yeah, we put a, and we

actually been, we've actually been reviewing them over at callback. We Love Corey.com. Me and my wife have been, but she wanted to, what we did was Amber sat down and she's like, I'm going to list 15 horror movies, you list 15 horror movies. I'm going to write them down a piece of paper and she put them in a witch's hat. And so every night, we don't have to make a decision. We just pull a hat, boom, you know, we're watching this. And I told her a million times like, this is just not my shit. But she wanted to do it so much that I was like, you know what, man, I ain't going to lie.

for the most part, I control the tempo of the entertainment in our house, mainly because Amber's one of those like, I don't care whatever you want, you know what I mean? And I'm always like, I'm trying to find a compromise, but it's usually my selection. I was like, I'm a fucking watch horror with you. But just know, I'm being a real good husband because this shit does not hit for me. And I've enjoyed the fuck out of everything. I think like, it's just something I didn't like as a kid. And I just decided I don't like this.

And I never, just like, you know, any Southern white man, I was like, I'm never trying it again. why would I do that? Why would I try something? And yeah, we've like, I've had a great, like, Friday's was stupid, but it was, but I liked it. Like, I enjoyed. And it kind of, honestly, it excited me because I go, holy fuck, there's so many movies now that I know are classics that I get to see for the first time that have just been there.

Like Halloween, we watch Halloween. I'd never seen Halloween. It's fucking, I mean, dude, with these movies, it's like, when there's a movie that sets the tropes, it's hard to watch it after you've seen you know what i mean because you go oh yeah fucking walk a little bit faster but it's like well these movies kind of invented it but i've there it's scary movies are fun because they're stupid you know what i mean like they're dumb yeah uh what's the i mean what's the hit in this one you've watched um if you well if you want to count it i if you want to

Count Rocky Horror Picture Show that one, without question. And I'd, you know, I'd seen a little bit of it when I was a kid because my Pap Paul, I can't believe I'm about to say this, my Papal was a huge fan. My Papal Bobby loved Rocky Rocky Horror, Rocky Horror Picture Show. He loved Meatloaf. He was a big

vinyl collector. And I just knew it as like the weird movie. I'm not kidding, it's in my top 10 greatest movies of all time. Now that I've seen it as an adult, it's phenomenal. Like, it's such a good fucking movie. So that one, if we count it.

Have you seen Cabin in the Woods? Is that on your list? I have not. I don't remember if Amber put that. Is it scary as fuck? No, it's just you, I think if you've found this newfound appreciation for horror movies, I'm very confident you're going to fucking love that movie. I don't want to tell you.

Is it rednecks in there? No, that's Tucker and Dale versus Evil. That movie also is. I'm about to say that movie rules too. It is kind of similar. It's got comedic elements. I don't want to spoil it at all for you, but it's like one of the,

the most, it's one of the most clever horror movie, like, it's just great, it's awesome. Yeah, it's easily top five for me because I like that, I like meta shit and satirical shit and that sort of thing, and, uh, it's kind of like that and it's,

it's absolutely fire, so definitely make sure you watch that, but anyway. That, that was good. Uh, the, like I said, that, um, Rocky Horror Picture Show is the best one I've seen, but again, it's not, I mean, it is pretty fucking scary. It's got all the elements of scary, but obviously it's, funny, you know.

I'm trying to, I really like Five Nights at Freddy's. Also, we watched, uh, shit on my dick, dude, we watched, we watched,

the last one we watched was scary movie. I hadn't seen that in a long time. And I was like very prepared for so much of it not to hold up. And I mean, a lot of it did not. Uh, but at the same time, like,

I did laugh my ass. I'm so glad that we did it. You know what I mean? And it was such a fucking time capsule movie, dude. Like, it's one of those that when I say it don't hold up I don't even necessarily mean like oh yeah because Sean Wayans the whole joke the whole time is that he's gay and they they kind of play it too much and it's like come on we wouldn't do that now I just mean like there's a whole gag that is referencing a

Budweiser commercial of like why that you know like nobody would even get that now no 20 year old you show that is going to even understand what the fuck is going on but I did and it was neat to feel like I was in fifth grade again you know what I mean I saw What's the girl that used to be married to Chris Pratt that plays in that movie? Anna Ferris. Anna Ferris. I had just watched that, and I was scrolling. I don't know if my algorithm knew I'd watched it, but I scroll on through Twitter,

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Yeah, I don't think much about them. I don't think much of them most of the time. I like Hitchcock. I really like some of the funnier ones, like Not a Living Dead. I saw some of those A-24 films, and I like those. I think I hate being jump-scared, which knocked out a lot of ones when we were younger.

and then some things I find them more disturbing than scary and I have a hard time giving you an example. One, my understanding is most horror fans think that this movie's stupid. But when I watched The Ring and the first time she came out of the TV and they found the victim and their face was blurry, the way it made me feel was not pleasant and I turned it off and didn't ever want to think about it again. So by blurring the face, she had done something beyond kill them.

and I just didn't like it. It's weird that people have pointed out a million times, especially in the era of Jordan Peel, since his rise to prominence and get out. A lot of people have jerked off the fact that horror and comedy are two sides of the same coin, people say, because it's about like subverting expectations, taking people by surprise, things like that.

I also think there's nothing to have in common. Corey just kind of references me so we're talking about scary movie is that they oftentimes don't age well because one of the movies we watch with the boys was we watched The Ring the other night. And that was the number one one where they were like, I thought you said this was super scary, you know. Yeah, I remember that, I suppose, and I didn't watch it,

but I remember when we was kid or when it came out, everybody was like, fucking dumb. Well, that's what I was about to say. When that movie came out, it was a culture phenomenon. People are like, this is the scariest film ever made. Like, people, you know, people were passing out in the theater or whatever. And it was like, it was just a huge, huge thing. And I remember I watched it with like me and Thompson,

our high school girlfriends and another couple or two in like a pitch dark room. at somebody's house or whatever and it was all yeah it was creepy as fuck and it i mean first of all the whole premise of it is hilariously dated just the premise of it because the premise of it is there's a haunted VHS tape that if you watch it triggers a call to your landline telephone on which a ghost informs you you're going to be murdered in seven days right and then you then you got seven days they did figure it out or die And it's like, but it just don't, I don't know, it just did not age well, in my opinion. It didn't seem really that scary at all to me anymore.

It just didn't hold up for whatever reason. But a whole lot of them are like that and a whole lot of comedies are like that to it. It's weird. I don't know what the difference is. Whereas like a movie like John Carpenter's The Thing, which first of all, I have a real soft spot for creature features anyway. I love monster shit or creature shit. but John Carpenter's the thing is from like 1980, and it's a timeless all-time classic

that'll never be, you know, you've served as far as I'm concerned. But like alien can't not hit, you know, same thing. Is that scary? Are you just talking about creature? The first alien? Yes. The first alien is definitely a horror movie.

Aliens is an action movie. Yeah, I mean, there was a lot of people, whatever. The alien bustling through that chest. Yeah. I think I just don't like being scared, but there's a lot of horror films that don't make me feel that way. Like, you know, I don't know. I've always liked psychological thrillers.

I like some dark stuff. I don't even remember the ring being scary. I just remember when it showed that blurred face. I didn't like how it made me feel, and I just didn't want to feel that way, and I turned it off. That was just an example. I liked Blair Witch Project. I had a fever of, like, 104 when I watched it that made it crazier.

I hated that shit. That was one that I just really. I just really hate the ones I hate. a way that doesn't really apply to comedies or action flicks. Like, I think I've only ever hated one non-horror film. And that was a movie that a lot of people liked called Existons that I didn't fucking get. And I tried so hard to get through it because the actors were hitters and everybody said it was great. I hate a scary movie when I hate it.

And I hate it when they aren't accomplishing what they're going for, but it's not funny. Sometimes it's funny when they do that. and then I hate it when it's like when it disturbs me not like and then I just I don't like being jump scared I just think it's dumb I don't either yeah jump scares are cheap

you rewatched Blair which project recently I had never seen it don't hit right no it's and by the way I will say I will preface this by saying like it was one of those a moment in time the reason it was so scary to some people is everyone was convinced it was real so naturally that I went into it

but dude even But brough, I don't think it was real. It sucks. Like, it fucking sucks. It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I saw it at the time when it came out and I saw it in the theater when all that crazy hype was going on where people were arguing, is this real? And I also knew it wasn't real. My dad ran a fucking video store.

I have, like, magazine subscriptions and shit. But, like, people were losing their minds over that movie. And, yes, a lot of people believed this really did happen. What? What happened? Nothing happened. Even at the time, I went and watched it, and I was like, that is nothing even, it's just boring. We could have done that.

Yeah. Like, nothing happens. I mean, again, I had a fucking fever. I remember being crazy, but I remember enjoying all of that that you guys said. I thought it was cool that people were arguing. I knew it was fake. I thought it was cool people were arguing about it. I thought it was cool that nothing happened.

It felt kind of Hitchcock in a way where it was like the monster's not the scary part. It's waiting on the monster. that's the scary part. And that had like a Hitchcock vibe to it. I mean, I'm sure if I went back and watched it, if it sucks as bad as you guys said it, I wouldn't feel that way. You wouldn't.

I just remember, like this is part of why I liked Hitchcock outside of the birds, which was so wild and creepy. There was a lot of subtext and pace with those old horror films where they'd make you wait. And then the monster wasn't even who you thought it was,

you know? I just, I dig all that. I dig all that. To me, the two scariest movies, and I'm basing this on me being a kid, them but like the birds i remember watching that when i was a kid because like hitchcock was always on like tcm or something and i and you know it was just one of them channels that my granny had on the guest tv and i the birds freak me the fuck out but i also wildly and i they it's on peacock now

and i'm super pumped but you remember the afric alfred hitchcock presents which were like 30 minute you know little tiny story things there a lot of them are kind of more black mirrory than they are like scary i was gonna bring up black mirror man well so by the way new season coming But the two films that when I was, I remember being like, I can never watch these again because I'm so fucking terrified is the birds and shout back out to Stephen King fucking Pet Cemetery. That shit fucked. And I bet it's so dumb if I has to watch it now. I think it's scarier than Pet Cemetery. I'm sure it is.

The manga is the funniest, dumbest thing you've ever seen in your life. And it's a shame because the story's so good and it's right up my alley because it's a comment on class. It's like Stephen King does horror as a commentary on social class and like have a blue collar job. It's called a mangler. It's a laundry machine. Like it eats him. Yeah. It's a haunted laundry machine.

Wait, did he have a haunted lawnmower too? No. Well, so he wrote a story called the lawnmower man. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm thinking of. By the way, if you ever saw that movie, some of the worst CGI of all time, but also the movie is about some weird. virtual reality AI type shit, right? It's like futuristic sci-fi stuff and he's just called the lawnmower man or whatever.

The story is literally about a like a faun or like a sater like a demon, like a mythological demon guy who comes over to like mow this guy's yard by chewing it up and it's really weird. But anyway, the movie literally has nothing to do with it. That's just one of those white things that you find out they can do when you're older and you're like change everything. to me. Like, they paid for that name. They paid Stephen King for the rights to that story. And that was it. Just to literally take the name of it and put it on a completely, utterly, totally unrelated

thing. And it's like, that just don't sit right with me, that that, that they even can do that. You know, it's like our boy Max Brooks, you know, he wrote that awesome book, World War War Z, which rules. They did the same thing with that book. They bought that book. and that Brad Pitt movie, that zombie movie, it's not bad.

It's actually not a bad movie, but it's just a zombie movie that they put that name on. Yeah. And I don't get, that book is so awesome. I'm like, why, IP, man.

Why would you do? I know, but if you're going to make a zombie movie and buy that book, just make that fucking book. I know. That makes no sense. That's what I don't get about it. But anyway,

let me tell you a movie that does, and I had seen this when I was a kid, but hadn't seen it. And like, it's a scary movie, sure. But, you know, not one that I've ever been scared of. What holds up as a fucking masterpiece? Nightmare before Christmas. Goddamn boy.

I mean, that shit is just, m-wa. Chef's kiss. Oh, yeah. I mean, Katie, that's one of Katie's fight. We, our Halloween decorations at our house are. Jack Skellington. Yeah, and, I mean, not just, like, all the characters, the doogie, buggy-man.

And we got these, like, she got these big wooden cutouts that you stick on rebar in the yard. and she got talking heads this year and all kinds of shit. I love, by the way, Drew, that you had a 104 degree fever and decided to watch the Blair Witch Project. That's a choice. I'm so glad you asked. My high school girlfriend came over, even though your boy was sick. Okay, so this is then. Take care of them.

We had to go downstairs into the basement in order for her to give me my medicine. Yeah, of course. So you were watching Blair Witch Project? We hit. I bet it hit. A hundred and four degree. Bet that movie hits. Yeah.

The best movie they've ever seen, dude. Yeah. That makes so much sense. If I'm going to be honestly, I barely remember any of it. I just remember the next day being like, man, that was wild. But like I also almost passed out walking up the stairs when she loved. Yeah. One time, this is on subject.

I've told this on here before. I know I have, but it's been a really long time, I believe. So when I was in high school once, I had 104 degree favor and no girlfriend, fat dork. so I was just at home by myself. You were just hot. Yeah. From walking up the stairs and you took your temperature. I fell asleep, you know, as you do when you're real sick like that.

Bundled up in a blanket because you know when you got real bad fever, like you get like the, you're hot and cold at the same time. You need more blankets and less blankets, you know? Like you get you got the chills, but you're also burning up. Fever's don't hit. Anyway. No. I wrap myself up in a blanket like real tight. And I fell asleep and I had these crazy.

crazy fucking literal fever dreams. You know, like nightmarish hellraiser shit. And when I woke up an hour later or whatever, I was fucking drenched in sweat, like soaking wet, right? And I could smell myself or I could smell a smell that I had never smelled before. And like, and. And have, and that haven't. really smelled and smelled scents.

Like it popped it. Like literally my brain just said to me in my own head, it just popped in my head that that was the smell of fear. Yeah. And to this day, I believe that that is what fear smells like. You know, they say scent is the-

Biggest memory. Yeah, what am I trying to say? Cent is the sense that's most closely tied to memory. Close associated with memory, yes. Yeah, right. So I'm- Why when I smell Pond's cold cream, I cry?

If I smelled it again, I would know and I'd be like that's the smell of fear. That's what I would think. I mean, maybe it's just like, no, that's just how your sweat be different when you got a fever. No, they say it's real. Like, you know, dogs can smell it. I definitely would have assumed, though, had you not made this case, I believe you. But if you'd have just been like, what was that at the end of that?

I would have said sickness, leaving your body. Yeah. Because at various points being sick, I'd smell different. My farts and poop smells different. And it's not always the same. it depends on the illness. So do you think that's possible? Yeah, I guess it is possible.

Although I'm pretty sure it was the same time. I'm pretty sure it was the same sickness. I didn't, that wasn't the end of it. I didn't wake up better. I think that's the same one. I had to go to the hospital for like three days with the fucking flu when I was 18, which didn't hit. I think that was right before I went to the hospital, I think.

I've been having sick dreams this weekend. You ever have a dream where you do something? me your dream and turns out you actually also did it in real life. So I know in a lucid dream, it's like you know you're dreaming so you do stuff, but mine was different. I was dreaming and also then actually did

do something in reality. And the reason I know it is because in the dream, I had gotten sponsored by Taylor Made Golf Clubs. And they were wanting me to do like three or four videos and I was freaking to fuck out because we had to do this, all this type of shit. And I was like, I get on my phone

frantically in the dream and I'm like, I set an alarm that said make golf videos, you know, because I'm like, fuck, they're breathing down my neck. I woke up this morning and had an alarm, to an alarm that said golf videos. I had done it. Like I had, I did. Sleepwalk. Yeah, exactly. I was like sleepwalk.

Like, I dream that thing. And then while dreaming, actually got my phone and set that thing. I don't, I have no history of sleepwalking or getting, like, getting up and physically doing things. The only thing that I can think of that's remotely like that, that is kind of funny is one time I was staying at. my boy Jared's place in Nashville, like 10, 15 years ago, and he's always got cats. He had kind of a big fat cat at the time. And I was sleeping in a guest bedroom. And I had this dream, like that before I woke up, I had this dream that I had big fat cat.

And it was like eating a bunch of cheese in front of me. And was kind of like, like, and I was like just looking at this cat going, you know, ain't supposed to eat that cheese. Stop eating that cheese, cat, right? You snitch. And it was just like eating the cheese to spite me in front of me, right? And just being all fat stuff I was doing it. And then when I woke up, I realized that in real life, Jared's actual fat cat had chewed

up my phone charger right in front of me, like where I was. Yeah. Like that cat was eating my phone charger while I was sleeping. And my brain turned that into a dream of me watching a cat each bunch of cheese. what I'm saying. And I, but I never was consciously awake throughout any of it.

It's just like how you have a dream sometimes if you're, if you're listening to something, you fall asleep, you'll put that audio into your dream. Oh, yeah.

You know what I mean? Like that, it's like that type of thing, I think. Ooh, I got a story. You guys do it with sex. Now,

my dreams don't ever hit that hard. You be, you ever, be ever, like, come to having sex? Like you, like,

that's right. Oh, in your dream you are? And then you just fucking bust real hard because yeah that happened me like a week ago and it was a fucking flood dog it was crazy I think that's just a wet dream

I had but I'm saying like I came to and I was like fucking like I was fucking With Amber? No no dude She doesn't rape me in my sleep. It's right when she's to sleep Craig I mean tech look I know

since you have a standing consent with it then yeah you're right No no no no I started it I am not Wait a minute. You're not, okay. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up, everybody.

Shut the fuck up. Okay. I initiated sex with my wife who was awake and I was moving. Okay. I was doing it. So I asked her to consent to sex and she said yes, but I wasn't awake. There's a word for it. I remember what it is.

Sleep fucking? There's a word for sleep fucking. I do it quite often. But one time, this is why I wanted you to shut the fuck up because I wanted to establish what wasn't rape and then tell the story. Okay. Okay. So one time, me and my buddy, Nathan Forrester, no relation,

Teets, the legend, was like, you need to come with me to this competition at Emory University. We were in college. He was like, your school will pay you to go. They have this money set aside. Here's what it's called. Go to your dean's office. Write this whole proposal about how much money you need.

I did everything Kevin told me to do, and my school gave me $700 to go to Atlanta and party with him. Nice. He just knows stuff. He does. I brought Nathan Forster with me, and me and him would just, like, buy a steak dinner and an appetizer and a salad and eat, you know, split it all. But, like, on the receipt that I had to turn in, it looked like one meal. Anyway.

This girl Kevin went to school with, she was kind of friends with all of us. I had known her from partying at Martin. And maybe I knew her from cook. Well, anyway, she was like, I'm coming back to your hotel room. I don't have a place to sleep. And I was like, well, that's weird, but okay. I kind of thought she was going to try to bang Forrester. I don't know.

Long story short, I was dreaming that I was making out with this hot chick and then in the dream, the hot chick. I was sexually assaulted and people are going to call me an asshole after what I was about to say. Of course. You're a man. In the dream of me making out of this hot chick, suddenly I'm making out with a walrus. like a fat giant walrus.

And then like, I'll kind of wake up. And I'm like making out with a chick. And I don't really know where I'm at. And then I remember, I remember as my brain is gathering consciousness, my hands cannot fit together. Like I am wrapped around a person who I cannot get my hands around. And then I remember,

Oh, I know where I'm at. Yeah. What the, like? What is going on now? It is possible I know now. I didn't know this about myself then. It's possible I turned over and started making out with her. Yeah.

Sure. It's also possible she did it to me and I stayed asleep. I don't know what went down. What I do know is when I realized where I was at, who I was with and what was going on, I just turned over. I didn't say anything. I didn't look at her.

I just stopped kissing her and rolled over. And then just laid there until I felt like her breathing. and sounded like sleep, and then I got up in a kid. Just listen to this fat bitch. Did it seem to hit for her when you quit? No, I don't, no, no. She was on top of me. She was absolutely making out of.

What I don't know is if she started wallering me because I poked her and said, wake up and waller me? Or if she started waller me in my sleep. Dude, she wallered you in your sleep. I get into it. Very, very early on in the tour, very briefly. Didn't you guys used to a couple times like Sherry, bed in the hotel room.

Sure. Yeah. You almost got fucked in your butt in your sleep. I never even thought about it that way. That would have been neat. Dude, it's so funny if Drew accidentally raped me. One time?

Dude, one time. This is fucking you in the ass. Dude. Just holding my head in the pill. You probably heard of the fucking walrus ass motherfucker. Trey, you've heard this,

but you've forgotten. This is going to hit real hard for you. Years ago, when we were making black, liver sketches. Yeah. I woke up in the bed with Corey and this girl where we had passed out. And I was like, this girl's playing on my foot.

But I, but like before I realized it, I was like, like, my foot's being played with. And I started kind of playing back. And then I kind of, it's kind of like what I was just saying. I kind of woke up. And I was like, is this that girl? And I'm married at a time and I didn't particularly find her attractive, but I'm like processing it. And I'm still, I'm starting to play back. with the foot. Then I was like, I need to stop. But anyway, I look, and Corey looked at me,

and then me and Corey realized together at the same time, we were just rubbing each other's foot under the blanket while we were asleep. Yeah. Yeah, that's fun. I was trying to get that dick. Anyway, so I start jacking this girl off. Lori was trying. This girl had the biggest dick I've ever seen. So that started jacking this girl off. It's so funny, though, because Corey was trying, he was seeing. He was seeing. single. It was, I was definitely sitting there like, I'm being, she's coming. Like, what do I do? Yeah. One time in our, not it. One time in our 20s, more than once actually, but one time in particular, me and Thompson woke up the next morning in a bed at Charles's, you know Charles.

Charles's apartment. Me and Thompson are in a bed, Charles's apartment, like, both in our underwear. Like, I mean, this, like, like, noses touching each of. other. And it's like if we both had like boners, then the dick would just be, just like stuck against each other like that. And that happened a few times. I maintain that he used to come get in bed with me after I'd already passed out.

But it could have been the other way, right? I don't know. I touched my friends Dick in fifth grade while it was hard. Yeah. Yeah, we've all done that. Hell. Mark don't get it. But, you know, we do it.

We do it. We do. That fucking piece of shit. It is funny how Mark is like he's older and we make fun of him for being older, but then he's the most papoy about like that type of stuff. Yeah. You know. Like the Beatles did it.

It's the long five year difference between me and him, dude. Yeah. It is a, it's quite a difference. Like internet, MTV, he got all that too late. Right. And it didn't make him the person it was supposed to. Right. Because we're that, like, millennials, we are that perfect in between generation.

We're like, you know, Trey has that bit where he's like, when they talk about growing up in the 70s, like, not much is really different than growing up. in the 90s in the rural south and like yeah it's like we didn't always have the internet we got it but we knew what life was like before it and then the people that came after us they don't know what life's like mark never had like

mark was just fucking you know having to Z-Rox everything he never got none of the hits barely all he had was duck hunter when he was like fucking 15 and then he had to go then he had to leave town and go right for a goddamn paper yeah go fighting a

fucking war whatever but goddamn you know, fucking watching your buddies jerk it, you know, and shit and jerking off of them and being in a communal environment and just discovering your body. It's normal. I feel like I've heard older people talk about jerking in the woods with the same magazine. I think Mark is too gay to be gay, dude. Mark, yeah, Mark, he, dude, he's a fucking homophobb is what it is. He got damn. And they're all gay.

Every homophobia is gay. Yeah. Homophobia itself is gay. To be a little fair to Mark, the most recent, example what they got put in our group chat was because I found this post on Reddit from this girl who said she had looked in her her fiance's phone and he had him and his buddy were sending each other pictures with their dicks all the time and stuff and she they were supposed to get married and she was like is this man gay am I about to marry a gay man and like pretty much the universal

response in the comments was people being like that man's gay he's for sure gay and leave him run for the you can't marry a gay it's fine that he's gay but you can't marry a gay man that guy's closet of whatever and I sent it to you guys and I was like uh so are we gay yeah because there's a period of time

it's been a long time but there was a period of time we used to send each other pictures of our dicks all the time three of us and my buddy DJ all kinds of dudes and dick picks and stuff and I was like so recording Reddit we like actually is gay yeah and Mark was like yeah you are gay that's very gay

I've never denied it I've been waiting on people to find out I'm gay for a variety of reasons but I just want to say though I guess to illuminate the listener but also I think context matters you said nudes

but not really like I remember the fun my favorite one I ever sent y'all I'm fully nude on a couch in Canada and I got it tucked between my legs yeah that's for whatever reason that's funny or as

Corey just illustrated if you're not watching on YouTube. Sometimes I would put it on a counter that was slightly too high for my dick. So that when I get off my tippy toes, my penis gets mushed. Yeah. But from the bottom of up. That's funny. It is funny. Listen, I used to.

I used to. I used to try to emulate. And I used to try to emulate. I'm happy for you two, but I'm sorry, that is. Hold on. Let me make no joke. No, listen. I used to.

I used to emulate, like, tasteful nudes like a girl would take, but in, like, Corey's bathroom butt-necked where it's like, you know, like posing all sensually, but you can see my balls hanging down, you know, below my bare ass or whatever. Like, that's all so funny. Just your ball. What, and the one I'm thinking of. Yeah.

And we send them to each other after accomplishments in our life, you know what I'm being? Like, would be like four hours. I'm not gay. When he got, when he first got on an NBC. I'll maintain that's the funniest thing in the world to do. I would have sent you a picture of video of me jacking off if I'd have thought it would have got a laugh. And like DJ painted clown makeup on his ball sack. That's hilarious.

Also hilarious. We shut it down after that, by the way. We shut it down. I want to bring up this, though, before we go. It's, Corey, you sit in your dig rock hard. I don't think there's a joke there. I feel like that. We just done everything else.

Now, that's gay. That's like the time you guys were like, we kissed as a bit. And I was like, who was there? And you were like, nobody. I don't know if you guys know how to it's worth it. I want to say, though, and let me walk all the way through this. And you can respond to one.

I think I'd need to see these tasteful news because I know what you're saying. There's a way where if you go so far with the pose. Yeah. That's a joke. Right. I could already. I could already tell you whether or not it's gay, but you didn't send him to me.

Now, you only sent him to Corey. I don't remember these. No, I sent him to DJ too for sure, because I remember I put it in our thread at the time. I said, is anybody... You threaded these. These weren't whispers. No, I put it in the thread.

I've got some tasteful nudes. If anybody wants some parentheses, DJ, you've already got them, which you thought was very funny. And Corey was like, yeah, I want them. so I sent them to him to go. I remember that. But I offered them to everybody. I'm just, you know, I'm not going to send them unsolicited.

I heard of that. I thought that the bit was the question. I didn't realize you literally then started sending them out. Yeah. Okay. I'd already taken them. This is really funny and gay. This is really funny.

Dude, so my uncle Mike, I won't say his last name. He's not really my uncle. He's just one of them dudes that was always around. They're Uncle Mike, you know, one time. My mom has recently just started going back to church. We can't even get into that because we're about done with this podcast. But she used to be a very, very churchy and not funny. Yeah.

So she used to be a really churchy lady and everybody she hung out which was churchy. And one time Mike, who's always been a bit of a fucking spitfire, he comes over the house. All these church people are hanging out. And he's him and his then wife, I think it was like his fifth wife or something. They'd just been to the beach and my mom. And he was like, and we got, I got pictures if everybody wants to see. So everybody's looking through all these pictures. They're just nice, like, of destiny or whatever.

And they get to the middle, and there's one of Mike bent over butt-necked showing his asshole to, like, everybody. And, of course, my dad's having to pretend it didn't hit for him. You know what I mean? My point is, he ain't gay. You know what I mean? Like, it definitely hit for my dad, like, seeing a grown man's asshole. It's funny.

You know what I mean? Fucking little sand in the background, water dripping down. Yeah, dude, your dad would definitely dispute that for sure. No, I know. No, I know, but he would say, of course it didn't hit for me. Yeah, he would dispute it, but it hit for him so hard seeing that. All right. One time I got him to say that he had seen your dick, or you had seen his dick when you were a kid,

and you said after we got off the thing, he got mad at you because he's like, you had never seen my goddamn dick. Yeah, so you had my goddamn dick. I was like, yes, I have you, idiot. Every son sees his dad's dick at some point. I'm a distant father. You've never seen my goddamn dick. And we told it, we kept talking about how we would love to see, what was it?

We were like, I'd love to see Steve McNair. suck. No, it was Eddie George and the Rock having gay sex because of how shredded. They both like two Greek gods. Yeah. But fuck you're talking about Eddie George being gay and how that we would love to watch him. It's because

he found out that night that a wrestler he loved was gay is what started that. Conrad. Yeah. Not that it's like it's in Congress was like, no, he's not gay. It's just that he used to jack other wrestlers off with clothes as he would he would take a

a coat hanger, a metal coat hanger, and he would make it and put it around their dick, and he would jack him off like that, so he wasn't touching it, so he's not gay, and my dad's just like, yeah. What the fuck? And then we got a ride home with him talking about Eddie George getting his ass licked, and he's like, I have no son! I have no son! It was very funny.

It was great. I remember he literally goes, not Eddie George. Yeah. Oh, God. But anyways, it hit for my dad. That's what I'm gay for is an old man saying, not any George. That makes me come. All right.

Are you going to be this week, Drew? I'm going to be in Bristol, Tennessee, not until November 8th or 9th. I'm going to be at Hulawene this week. If you see me there, you didn't see me. I'm on vacation. I'll be in St. Augustine, Florida, November 23rd. I do have a new Asheville date. I didn't expect to get one soon, but my girl, Melissa, who books those, you know,

If she can get the show off, she needs the money, as most people are Nashville do. So we should be doing that in December and obviously well-read in December. Yeah, I'll be in Appleton, Wisconsin this weekend, and I'm being in Newark, Philly, and Frederick, Maryland, and then Phoenix, and then with these fellers in Nashville, and I got Northern California coming up. And Chicago at the end of the year comes in me. I want to be clear about that noise because last time we were in Appleton was very much. February. Appleton in October actually sounds lovely. In case you didn't hear it, that is, Trey Crowder.com. And definitely go ahead and get them Zanis tickets for Nashville because I've had a bunch of

people, whether it be DM me or at me on Twitter being like, they've already got theirs. You know, them motherfuckers go by quick. So Cupsias then. Other than that, I ain't doing shit. Go to we love Corey.com. You can see all my bonus stuff, essays, doing some Halloween movie reviews, all sorts of stuff. That's it. Thank you all for listening to The Well Red Show.

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