wellRED podcast - #43 - DJ Lewis aka Skinny Bumpkin aka Our Good Buddy

Episode Date: November 29, 2017

This week on the podcast we got our good buddy DJ Lewis on to talk about the Tennessee Football coaching disaster, Pedophiles, Whoomp There It Is, and the Lunacy that is Chickamauga, Georgia. wellredcomedy.com for our tour dates. We love ya!

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What are they going to do? We've sold the two days. You right? We help. We do. Y'all don't hit. Well, anyways, we love you. Farts.

Well, well, well. Fucking ice cubes in my butt hole. That was- Yeah, this is crushing. That was a band mixing Seminole win and Freebird. That's this bar I was at the other night. Are we rolling? I mean, we've been rolling for a minute.

We're in Corey's basement. It's the three of us, and we're here with our... Exactly, as you would imagine. We're here with our old... 13 jerseys hanging up. We're here with 37 hats on the wall. Our old good old DJ Lewis. Say hey, DJ.

Hey, y'all. His name is Daniel Justin. He's not a musician. No, his name is Daniel J. Lewis. That's my musician. He is a rapper and a comedian. I am a rapper by trade. We were blasting.

Trade me anything. Put the mic right up against your lips. Oh. We were blasting Dead City. Come to Me, which is one song with two names. earlier. It's two different. It's two different principals, Drew.

Yeah, like vice principals. I get it. My cousin was a principal for a little while, but they caught her with a bunch of meth. Damn, y'all some fucking hard-hearted buses, huh? Yeah, wow, she still liked that. So there was something I was going to talk about on the podcast this week, and I'm still going to. I'm actually even, I'm kind of more excited to talk about it because you're here, DJ, because it's a sports thing.

You, that's my favorite, buddy. I'll tell you what. When they say sports, they say, DJ Lewis. Well, I want an ultimate, you know, a warrior. Like an ultimate warrior. Unbiased opinion of this. So let me just rant for a minute. Is it rape your fucking kids?

Yes. God damn it. We'll get there. We'll get there. Anybody want to talk about. Oh, I raped somebody. Oh, he's got his winner in his hand. Oh, he can put a kid.

Oh, sorry. So you've called it. So I participated in the online lynch mob this weekend. That was fun. How much of that were you part of, dude? Did you dive in headfirst like I did? I did too. I stand by it, too.

So I do, I do too. And that's what I want to get into because we got Corey here, who's a Georgia fan, me and Drew are UT fans, and DJ is an unbiased. He's closer to an actual fan. Couldn't give a fuck less. Right. green shirts. All right, DJ, I'm explaining to you what happened, and I want your input on it as a totally

neutral observer. So, first of all, do you know about the whole deal with Jerry Sandusky at Penn State University a few years ago? He was raping kids while he was a defensive coordinator for Penn State. We didn't pay Manning fucking somehow. Oh, man. Don't bring that into it. Oh, did I just popaw?

Now, he didn't have literally anything to do with that, but we can get back in that later. Table that. We can get back into that letter if you want to. I mean, I don't know what happened. But Jerry Sandusky is a straight-up child rapist. And it's been proven and established and everything else. Yeah. And he worked at Penn State University as a football coach.

So University of Tennessee. How was their team? They were good. They've been good at the whole time. No, he was fucking kids that were in like their like feeder programs and stuff. Like it, like camps and shit that they had there. But I feel like it was the ones who weren't very good at football. Or it had to be.

Or the ones that was really good. Or maybe they're super good. No, they were too strong for them. So me and Drew, me and Drew are big Tennessee Vals fans. So Tennessee fired their head coach a couple weeks ago. They're in the market for a new head coach right now. Well, I am here. And they're big.

But you would make a better. This is an interview. That's what we wanted to talk to you about, DJ. You would be a better hire. DJ, tell us about the cover tip. It's about $15, wet t-shirt contracts. Bring your me, ma'all. We want to see your tities.

Tennessee's a SEC school. It's like story program, a lot of history, a lot of fans, a lot of money, a whole lot of money involved. And so there's a lot of scrutiny on their next head coach. and a lot of the fans have been hoping for this one dude in particular, John Gruden, who Super Bowl winning coach, he's been a commentator for years, but he's got ties to UT,

and there was rumors he would come. Oh, Corey, the commentator. He was never going to come, okay? But there was rumors he was going to come to UT. And on top of that, there was just very high expectations, Tennessee fans, okay? So then this Sunday, this past Sunday, after all this speculation of who was going to be UT's next?

head coach and all this stuff. It came out that the UT athletic director, the person in charge of hiring a coach, was about to hire this guy named Greg Shiano. Greg Shiano, okay? Shiano, they get paperwork on him first. Obviously, I mean,

he's an American. Shiano, yes, but he got, he got ran out of, he got ran out of his last head coaching job, which is in the NFL, he's like, he's known as being this, like, kind of hard-ass fucking my way or the highway type coach, all this stuff. He made fun of his players for not wanting to play when they had MRSA. Yeah, staff infection.

You little pussy boy. That literally, he literally did that to their kicker. Their kicker at the time at Mercer, and he literally called him, well, essentially called him a pussy. We're not going to play a house. I'd have hired his ass on a spot. So anyway, so all that, that's all true. And his win-hired his ass on his spot. And his win-loss record was about 500, right?

But he had coached the shitty team for a long time and it had done better with them than anybody ever had. But he didn't have this glowing record, no championships, nothing like that. And it came out last summer that he had also. been implicated in the Jerry Sandusky shit because he was an assistant coach at Penn State when Jerry Sandusky was raping kids and the guy that, the guy that blew the lid off of all the Jerry Sandusky shit, the guy that came out and told the world this is what was happening, that same dude. The snitch.

The snitch. the snitch, that same dude said that Greg Shiano knew that it was happening and didn't do anything about it. But that's all the evidence against him there is is that same guy said he knew and he did nothing. And he said, well, to be fair, he said someone told me.

Wait, let's investigate that first. Well, how good is this guy's fucking, how good is his word that got it? That's, that's, that he did. It broke the whole case. It's the dude that the entire case was based on. The guy that brought it all to life. And when they, because of his.

And because of his. And because of him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Why. Nah, man, dude.

Because, man, if there's something like that, especially man, like, what, it was going on for years, right? Like, they just, yeah. And they obviously, like, there's more than one motherfucker. Okay, there was like some sort of fucking, like, trafficking, but fucking, I don't know what they were doing. You know what they were doing. Obviously, it was nice.

They were doing this. They weren't doing this. being, nobody was getting any treats or anything good. Well, maybe, but that was part of it. They were fucking kids. That's terrible. Yes. And he blow the lid on it.

So. I mean, he's, so. He's probably a decent. When it came out. He's at least right in that moment. When it came out. You weren't fucking no kids? No.

How you know? He was mixed up with it? Don't you think somebody would have told on him? You know what I mean? Dude. Don't think somebody. No, no. If he was there and he told on it, he was mixed up somehow.

Fuck that motherfucker. Fuck all of them, DJ. Blow that some bitch to part. depart, man. He's going to under now. DJ adheres. You blow up Penn State? Yes, that's what I'm like, why didn't we just blow the whole thing?

Is DJ adheres strictly to the Snitches get Stitch's doctrine? He does, no matter what. But, but anyway, so. But anyway, this is what I'm about to. They get a hugger kid. So when it came out that U.T. was about to hire this guy, that everything I just said, up to and including, had been implicated. with second-hand testimony in knowing about Jerry Sandusky raping kids.

And not do anything about it. Nobody said this guy raped kids just that he knew and he didn't do anything. That's wrong alone. Of course it is. But one guy said that when it came out that Tennessee was about to hire that dude, the Tennessee fan base, including your boy and your boy's boy, Drew, took to Twitter. and lost our fucking minds and said,

are you fucking kidding me? You can't hire this fucking dude. Are you high? That's ridiculous. Why they high? Probably. It's a super high profile, fucking multi-million dollar salary position

that's like a more public position in the South than the fucking governor. Yeah, yeah. Then the governor is, the head coach at UT. Oh, he does. You can't hire a, guy with this specter over him and also who has all this other bullshit in his, like,

and the alternative, why don't they like the alternative? You cannot hire this dude. And so, the UT Athletic Director backed out. They backed out and they didn't hire him. A lot of the national media jumped on board and said, UT's fan base went on a witch hunt. They got their pitchforks out. This guy, they started painting this guy as a child rapist that never had, like,

they took, they took this hearsay and ran with it, drugged this guy's name through the mud, the fucking, like, ESPN, National Sportsman. Well, what the fuck they got to do with it? Just, well, but anyway, I just want to know, Tennessee. I want to know. You. Okay, well, I think we've got DJ's take on it. I just want to know if you thought that me and Drew was out of line.

Never, baby. He was like, what the fuck are you doing to Tennessee? Stay the fuck out of here. I was going to say, Trey, you could have just open with, hey, man, you'd think me and Drew was out of line. Fuck the context. What do you think? And you could have got the same goddamn answers.

Well, you said you stood by it, Drew. Have you, all the shit that has been said and people have, you know, the articles and bullshit since Sunday? The best point. How have you felt about it? And do you feel like, do you feel it all bad? or do you feel totally justified? I mean, it took you longer to tell that story

than it would be Greg Shiano to get another job. For sure. But our fans ain't sports fans. I do know, spelled it out for it. The best counter argument against, you know, where we stood is this. The guy who testified, all he testified to

was that someone told him, and it was Bradley, the other assistant. They were always, I don't believe for a second. that Shiano knew. They weren't all doing it. Especially a guy named Brad. In other words, in other words, even if that guy's...

There's a slimy fuck right there. That's a slimy fuck that dude. He is a slimy fuck. Oh, he drives a lotus. It's a good point. It's a good point when you say, well, the guy who testified, quote, unquote, against him, just said that someone else told him that he knew. Let's hearsay, first of all, blah, blah, blah.

Man, fuck all that. But I'm still standing by everything because I'm like, we can't have a guy associated. Like, I'm sorry. And people go, he doesn't deserve for his career to be in. Fuck, deserve. It ain't about deserve him. Kids didn't deserve to get butt-fucked by a gross papal named San Francisco. I think we're saying the same thing.

My whole thing with that has been like, we were never, we weren't. There was pepaw rapes over here. Not too long ago. we weren't calling for him I forgot we were on podcast we were not calling we were not calling for him to get strung up in town square

we weren't calling for him to get executed or to go to jail or nothing all we were saying is this is a bad move this is a super huge position promotion job he shouldn't be eligible for it like there's a huge

difference between and he's gonna fucking He's trying to send the guy out of jail and saying that you can't have a guy like that in that position. And that's not the same. Like the burden of proof is not the same. I mean, you're a lawyer. You know what I'm saying? Like, we're not trying to send a dude to jail forever.

We're just saying he ought not have his job. He ought not have that job. Dude, if you were going to hire a fucking accountant, if you ran a fucking real estate company. Tray's doing that thing in where he's screaming at everybody. I want to be an accountant. A roomful of people who agrees with him. Let me tell you something. You were going to hire an accountant.

Yeah. What job do I have? Everybody in the world, when they're hiring somebody, Googles your name now. If you Google the dude, you're going to hire as an accountant, and you got all these results coming up about he was maybe involved with a horrific child rape case. You'd be like, I'm going to the next candidate. I believe you picked the worst position, though.

I'd be like, what's his books like? You know what I mean? Now, that's what a lot of people are saying, because they're saying like if he was fucking... But that's like saying, oh, if he won enough games, it would matter. Oh, right. No, of course not. What did matter?

I mean, Paterno was already gone. Right. And his name is, he's fucking Paterno, as far as I'm concerned, is now disgracefully dead. And it killed him. Despite the fact that he won all those games and shit, because something like that... transcends wins and losses or, you know, if you're in the accounting world, keeping good books, except it doesn't at all.

No, of course not. In the world of the lizards, if you can keep good books, you can fuck whoever you want. So yeah, you're right. Maybe that was a bad example to pick. I was trying to make a point and I failed. But I'm saying we were not out of line. No, of course not. By saying we don't want this fucking dude.

To be in charge of this program when he has this specter hanging over his head. Yeah. It doesn't matter. Yeah. Whether. Don't specter mean ghost. Yes. Yes.

He's got a child fucking ghost. A child. Kitty fuckers hanging over his head. We don't want that hanging over our program. And we are not being out of line by feeling that way. No, you're not. Dude, dude. What do you think of Venn diagram?

Dude, Tennessee fans are getting fucking ripped right now for me. Of course we are. We have bright orange. We live in trailers and we're dumb and all this other bullshit they always say about us. What do you think the Venn diagram? Because there's plenty of Tennessee fans that live in Alabama. We think the Venn diagram. Venn diagram was my neighbor.

What do you think the Venn diagram of people who were saying exactly what you're saying? We can't have this guy with his allegations, da-da-da, that will vote for Roy Moore. Yeah, well, because I do feel like I've seen a lot of people. A lot of people have said that. A lot of people say, how many, how many? mean these Tennessee fans you think would also vote for Roy Moore, and that's probably true, but you know that. I'm not one of them.

Of course not. And I'm not trying to love Tennessee fans into it, but like I've noticed the further about this. You're right. And it's, but I've actually seen, I can't call it out, but I've seen some of the same people who when this happened, they're like, yeah, we can't have that fucking bullshit. Then the Roy Moore thing, same person was like, well, we don't know. You know, I mean, some of the thing that did. Those people fucking suck.

They do suck. I ain't one of those people. Of course you're not. I hate. They don't hit. They don't hit. They don't hit. We could talk about how one key difference there in people's minds, even if they

won't admit it, is Roy Moore is accused of fucking 15-year-old girls. Yeah. And Sandusky is accused of fucking little boys. And it's always different. It is always different. It's people that's always different for people. Yeah, you're right. Like even among pedophiles, society gives like a fucking hierarchy of which ones are.

Hey, another, the one last thing I'm going to say about this is, by the way, all the motherfuckers that came after us for doing that and say we went on a witch hunt and all this shit and whatever else, none of which are listening to this podcast right now. Just for the record, it fucking worked. Not a fan. It worked. Yeah. We was right. We fucking won. And we were right.

We won. It worked. He didn't get hired. Right. They can suck. Fuck. E.S. N.

Why are they involved anyway? Fucky SPN as a crew, as a network, which is the fucking record label, every goddamn one of them. They don't hit. Hey, you know the four main people that was talking shit about us when it came out? Can I guess? Because I don't know.

Can I guess? No, not their names. You won't know their names, but I could tell, Dan Wolkin, Dan Wetzel, Kirk, Curb Street. I was going to say Kurt Hurd Street. Every single one of them was repped, Stephen A. Smith.

All four of them were repped by Jimmy Sexton, who is Greg Shiano's agent. Oh, man. No shit. Yes. Every one of them. We all rent by the same people. I talk shit about y'all.

They don't hit. They're full of fucking shit. We were right. They were wrong. They can kiss my ass. Yeah, well, good for y'all. Well, we spend a lot of time talking about me. Team Martin will come deliver us.

Man, as all he was going to say it. Man, as all he was going on there. Right. Somebody, right somebody. somebody somebody I want to talk about Corey's mustache that is a fire mustache and your beard is coming in with

what happened your fabulous mustache sir I shaved it off because I'm this set up that set him up for a plug and I'm so upset I shaved off because I'm filming some stuff for this documentary and I'm co-producing

this weekend that was dude DJ was just Letterman there he sat on the chair and he goes so you shaved your mustache off what's going well I have a documentary Even when he's trying to talk about Letterman, he starts doing Carson. Oh, yeah, I did, didn't I? Let me just, can I, and I'm not, I know I'm always shitty.

I'm not trying to be shitty. Oh, God. You don't look better. Thank you, Drew. I really like the mustache. I think you look fine both ways. You look fun. I'm not saying you look bad at all.

I'm saying, like, you look great with a beard. I don't understand trimming the beard that low is nicer. Like, I feel like that's one of them white trash things. Probably. It is. You're probably right. Like a guy goes to his whole life with a beard and then there's a funeral and he shaves his face. Right.

Well, you're like, I look nicer. No, you just made everybody at the funeral go, who the fuck is that? Right. I'm not saying, I'm not at all saying you look bad. I'm not saying you don't look any cleaner. You just know like you have a shorter. I mean, y'all are, you're. That was my whole.

That's fair. If you look at my engagement pictures, I have a hat on. And me and Amber's whole thing where she was like, we shouldn't wear a hat in your engagement pictures. I was like, I wear a hat 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year. if I'm not wearing the engagement picture people are going to be like who's the fuck somebody's gonna go by there and not to hookie yeah yeah yeah yeah well no well no but I'm but I'm saying this this is what I look like is what I'm saying like if you only ever do this

that's what you are so I'm like I'm not fucking I don't know I don't know yeah but it's sound like you're saying people would be surprised to find out no no no no I'm just saying you're like that ain't how there's dude there are some people who've literally never seen me without a yeah man I did there's a lot of people who are there's a lot of people have never seen what I had on, and they wouldn't know who the fuck I was. I was like seven the first time I saw that my dad was bald. He came up out of the water. We were swimming.

I don't remember this, but, you know, it's like a family story. And when he popped up, I was like on the edge of the pool or it was the creek. But anyway, I was like, dad, your hair broke off in the water. So like, yeah, I mean, I hear what you're saying. No, there was this dude named Donnie Owens that coached us all through my life until I was 21. One day we were 21, we're hanging out, and he just kind of went like this. And I was like, fuck, 21 years was like, what the fuck? and I was, he's fucking bald,

never knew it because he just had concrete to his head. So I'm saying, be you, keep your goddamn beard, Trey. Jim Norton. But you look fine like this.

Jim Norton. I think you look great. Yeah, yeah, I said you look good. I'm not saying you look bad. I was like, you didn't improve anything. You just looked like you got to shore the beard.

Drew has a commitment to the truth, dude, that I respect so much. It's, it's sincerely a fault and a problem. He has this preternatural ability to like, cut to say a compliment in a shitty way. No, that's not a preacher. That's an eighth grader.

He is the fucking... He is the Dali Lama of backhanded compliments. D-O-L-L-Y-L-L-A-L-L-A. Man, you see, imagine Dali riding a llama'amma, that would hit. Would hit so hard. B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-I'm sorry.

Hey, is that a Christmas tree dress, or what the fuck is? No, dude, I don't know what that is. Can you wear it? You're not... Six people have been down here. There's a fucking Christmas tree hanging from a hanger on a coat rack. It looks like when you put on and you crawl around on the ground and you can get three feet from people. Dude, it might be.

I have six people when they were like, what is that? And I was like, I have no fucking idea. But all I know is that thing will fall over if it's not sitting right there. It waits. So I don't know what it is. It waits the thing. I'll just leave it there. This is your house.

It's not like we're at a hotel. Was it there when you got here? But what would I do? No, it's Amber. It's a tree. It's your fiance. All right. That checks out.

So I don't want to move it or nothing. You know, I don't know what it is. It's literally the only thing in here that's not yours. Uh, that's not true. No, I see some of her boots. This ironing board, that's my desk. Yeah, I like that. I usually have this chair right there.

These, uh, these are, these are some good, uh, like, I don't know, man. That was my pap off chair. He died in that. That's not going to say I was just how I could call it, man. Some sort of peep-hole, me-mall, uh, agreement. Yeah, no, it's a nice spot. I got a couple places. Uh, what does it look like?

Get out. Oh, get out. The movie. Dude, you know, it sounds like some sort of spray or something, dude. It does. Yeah. Right. Red.

Yeah, yeah. Get out. You do it. You should get out. I didn't see it either, DJ. Do what now? I did not see it. What is it?

What is it? It's a horror film. You know, Kim Peele, the TV show, King of. Yeah. So, Peel from Keen & Peel wrote and directed this horror film about a black guy. It's awesome. It's awesome. Black guy dates a white girl goes to meet her parents for the first time and gets wrapped up in this weird, like...

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wife was a misogynist. The Steadford wives, I guess. Was racist, it seemed to me. You what? The Stepford Wives was very misogynistic. It was women as like femme bots that they turned into me. Were they all white? Oh yeah.

They're probably racist too. They seemed racist to me. Yeah, racist wild. Maybe, I guess we're saying, but like, I guess I don't want to give any fucking spoilers away, but like what they do and get out is that but with young black man. Drew, can I see your smartphone? I just completely got lost.

I wanted to talk about that. But I do like Key and Peele. Well, dude, it's a fucking awesome movie that I cannot recommend enough. I'm on it. It's fantastic. It's one of the few really good things I've seen recently that I saw before you. I was proud of myself. I say, would.

No, I saw Texas. It's good. I ain't been fucking, I don't think I've seen a movie since Goddown. What's the last movie I saw? I can't wait to hear what you're about to say. Man, you know it's going to... Oh, Inception is actually what it was. Inseption is the last movie you saw?

You mean in theaters or like just at all? Okay. No, we watched Fargo. That don't blow my mind. We did. We watched Fargo. Today? I say, me and you've watched some shit since inception came out.

Fargo's the fucking shit. The in theaters is the last thing you saw was Inception. That don't blow my mind at all. Actually, I was really expecting you to say like fried green tomatoes. No, man, we're thinking about maybe trying to do some sort of like downtown, like interpretation of fried green tomatoes. Yeah, go on. Yeah. We're just going to eat a bunch of mushrooms.

You and your band? Yeah. Please explain your band for the people listening. Boy, he likes to play, he likes to beat on a bucket, and then we've got a boy, he likes to handle that fiddle. You got a fiddle player. You. And you got a dude who play in the bucket. on percussion.

Yeah, I don't know if he's... Man, I don't know if he's... You know, here's the thing about a motherfucker that plays a bucket. Yeah. Ain't no way that you can really tell if he's fucking up or not. You know what I'm saying?

I'm saying, man, that's the best bucket I ever. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean? I have nothing to compare it to, but, man, he'll beat the fuck out of it in there. Imagine being his proud, dad. That boy, mine, son, he played a shit out of a bucket.

He told me that five daddy. I'm going to play that fucking bucket. And you rap. Or something. But you guys are wanting to reinterpret fry green tomatoes. Yeah. Please go on. How would you do that?

Well, instead of fried green tomatoes, they're mushrooms. They're like psilocybin mushrooms. Right, and they're not fried or green. Yeah, they could be that, though. Fired green mushrooms. If you fried, anyway, go ahead. If you fried green mushrooms. Would it release the toxins that needed to make you high?

I've been thinking about that actually. Man, we did some good, good fucking goddamn. mushrooms not too long ago we had some some, man, man, why are they giving everything some fucking weird words? You remember when back in the day? They were giving weird names, you know what I'm saying? Everything's got to have a fucked up name to it. Like, you can't just fucking go buy some shrooms. It's got to be some chocolate dickhead fucking thunder butt, you know what I'm saying?

Penis in me. I bought penis in me. Wait, really? Yeah. Because every time I buy shrooms it's just a dude and he has the one top. So I just give me shrooms. Yeah, yeah. So I guess me and him are still, it's Danny, you know, Danny. We're still old school. It's shrooms. Right.

That's what this is. Eat it. All right. Go to a mountain. Don't talk to me. The weed, obviously, the weed names, they've gone so far. Oh, dude. Oh, Jesus, dude. I just hate to eat.

I don't even want to know. They sound like mustard truck rallies. That's exactly what they sound like. Or like weird cereals. It's always like some weird. Yeah. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's like a Blue Dream ice cube.

It's a dessert. It is a dessert. It always is a sweet thing. Yeah. And it never tastes like that at all. A Girl Scout cookies did. They're saying fucking nothing like them. But boy, that shit gets you fucked up.

Lord, yeah. But I'm still, like, we talked to that this before. There's a weed called Girl Scout Cookies? Oh, you. That's what it's called. That is what it's named. The strand of weed is Girl Scout Cookies. Well, that is.

That is correct. It is. I'm not complaining about that. Oh, man, man. Dude, it was right. I mean, yeah. Like, I'm over, you know, Mountain God Thunderfunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Girl Scout Coosies is a good name. I've just now gotten to where I can decipher between Sativa and Indica. Really? Now I've got to be like, okay, and then sourd diesel or cuss or... The sour diesel was like a good... It's... Now, see, now, I don't want to even say that. Finish that sentence.

Now, you're defending the horse shit that you were just... No, I'm just saying it's just everything's got to have a name. It does. I don't like it. And I wish y'all stop out there. And if I find you, I'm going to hunch you down, I'm going to kill you. What if they did that with all drugs? Because I hadn't even thought about how they're starting to do it with...

Cocaine. They're like, this is disappointment. Yeah, her meth. I mean, but they do. I mean, you got that yellow? You got that raw dope? That's true. You know what I mean?

I forgot who we had on the podcast. Please go on with all these different types of coats. Yeah, but like, that's just very descriptive. Or what, like, there are different kinds of drugs. You're like, purple pussy buthole. That don't tell me nothing. Differentiate them. But you can go way too far, like with Blue Mountain Thunderbock.

Right, right. It should just be Indica or Sacitiva. I want to know, is this shit going to get me up or is this shit going, you know, put me down. That's really all you need to know drugs, up or down. Right. That's all I care about. Does this make, yeah, I need to stay up for a little bit, give me that. I would like to go to bed.

A little bit. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd like to know how long I'm going to be, you know, and that would be good information. Is this going to make me, I need to get something done or I need to go to bed? Yeah, it should just be up or down and then a number after it for how long and how long. Up down three. Yeah. This is a, up or up to get something.

I can fuck with that. Up five. They do. I think we just saw it the whole thing. Up five. Yeah. All right. That's fine.

Up, down, five. Up down, up down. A.B. And then, of course, kill yourself. Right. That's a whole different level. Right. Well, that's most of them from me.

Would you kill yourself with an overdose? I've always said that's the way I'm going to go out if I had to go out. I've got to. But no, no, no. I've always said what I'd do is I'd take a shit ton of pee. If I had to, listeners, I'm fine. He's not. Fine.

I'm not fine. Go ahead. But if I had to, what I'd do is I would, uh, like, take a shit ton of pills and then just like go hang out on a beach. And once I started feeling it coming on, I'd go wade in the water. And eventually I'd fall in and I'd pass out. And if that didn't work out, I'd at least drown. Well, that's, that's really more detailed.

You asked him. He's like, well, it would be a Sunday. And I think, uh, maybe, uh, we're on 4.30, we'll drive down to the... Let me set the scene for you. I just had a glass of wine in my walk. In my walk man, in my walkman. I'm killing myself. I'm sitting down the beach on a wooden table.

It has to be wooden, God damn it. I've just always felt like that was the way to go. Like, if you had to go, you go, you know, take a shit ton of pain pills, go to the beach. I've done that wanting to live. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. That sounds like, yeah. But, so, like, if you were going to kill yourself, Corey, you'd procure a whole bottle of pain pills and then drive six hours to Charleston or whatever? No, I always assumed if I killed myself, it's because I was living.

near the beach. What? Yeah. That don't make no sense. I always assume I'll kill myself in L.A. Oh, well, okay, fair enough. That makes a lot of sense. Or Savannah.

Yeah, or Savannah or, yeah. Or it just, it's a lake. Okay, it's a fucking lake. Well, if you make it a lake, yeah, I'm with you. Would you rather be on a lake than a beach? I would rather it be. I'd rather actually come to terms with all of this and love myself. Right, right.

Since I can't do that. But we mean on the planet we live on. Yeah, but I'd rather it be a beach. Why? Why a beach than a lake? It's a wild woman. It's more romantic. Garth Brooks will write a really good song about me.

No, he won't. If you ever got to that level, you wouldn't kill yourself. Or maybe. Chris Gaines might write a song about you. It's my man. Oh, yeah, that off-brand. Yeah. Well, what else were we talking about?

Just your suicide. Just may kill myself. The suicide child. a fucking, that's pretty much. Yeah, and football. You know, all of our podcast, it's right in our will house. You know, what we are normally into.

I mean, that's literally all anybody is fucking talking about. You can't talk about nothing, not with your granny. Grannie's talking about granny rape again, man. You can't get rid of peepal rape. It's all, it's all Trump, rape. Well, that's mostly it, ain't it really? I mean, there's just a lot. I wanted to do a third thing because, you know, flowed good,

but what else is going on later? Everything comes in three. A football. Eh, it's mostly rape and Trump. You're right, man. There is so much fucking in it. Dude, he's so much wrong fucking done. He's so he's wrong way into fucking everything, hadn't he?

Yeah, so is rape. Our escape used to be football, and now we watched football, and there's fucking Trump. I thought you're going to say her escape used to be raped. No, of course not. That's everything, everything. That's why we're watching football. Every industry. What is it?

Hollywood, everything in Hollywood politics. Wizards. Wizards. Wizards. I said lizards, but sure, wizards. Yeah, he's infiltrated them, too. Get that dick, boy. Corey's dog.

Oh, shit. I forgot us on my mind. I forgot us in the, my dog is licking his dick. So I was sitting there going, get that dick, boy. Violently. Yeah. He goes in. Hold on, hold on, shh.

He's licking the deck. Mr. Dick. Violently he's doing it. Yeah, he does that, man. He bites his, look at it. He's biting his. toenails and then he'll clean his ears. He has a whole, he was raised by cats,

is my theory. Okay. I've told you this. Me and you've gone over this. Yeah. I thought maybe he'd grow out of that. He was raised by an old woman that loves cats. But no, he don't.

That's what he is. And then he chees. He just chews that foot, man. He's raised by cats, man. He's chewing the fuck out of his foot. He's a cat. They do that. Cats do that.

But it's just that one hood. I don't do that. You are cats. I don't chew my foot. You a fat cat. He can too. Watch this. He's cats.

If I wanted to, I could chew my foot right now. If I had my boot on, I could be chewing my foot. If we told the podcast how you cats? No. No, but I'm cats. Google pictures of cats, it's true. Yeah, if you Google image cats, it's true. Trey, how flexible are you?

And that's natural, right? You don't be doing yoga right now? Of course he don't. I don't be doing yoga right now. He has his toe to his mouth. That's just smelly yellow and wore his bones. What's funny is. To any woman on earth, this is not at all impressive what I'm doing.

Yeah, well, women are always pretending that they ain't impressed. I've never done anything in a woman ago. Oh, my God. Holding my foot to my face. That's all I was doing. Dude, look. I'm not. There's no way I do it.

There's a salad two feet between my foot and my face. Dude, I can't even do what you just did. Really? Like, I can't even, I don't, I can't even fathom grabbing my foot right now. DJ. this could go so many ways can you put your foot to your mouth man i would not put my foot in my mouth right now but could you see how flexible you are is what i'm saying yeah yeah yeah just keep going see what happens is that it is that all you got that's that's all i give

i give up because that's too that's too much some gave all i all gave some that that's army yeah this is what's going to happen if i go any further i'm going to be committed and then i'm going to be trying please try i can't do it can i All right. All right, fine. Here we go. Here we go, podcast and listeners. DJ's about to put his foot in his mouth.

You'll enjoy this. All right. I gave up. He came really close. I know, man, I stood up. I stood up. Literally, you stood up and sat back down. And when you sit back down, you had this look on your face like, well, I gave it an effort.

Man, I haven't really worked that hard lately. So I just figured. What have you been into? What have I been into? Yeah. Man, fuck, dude. Just fucking loving life. It's pretty much a full-time job.

I share that joy with some people for free. Yeah. Come on. Down here, the shop right down in Chickamauga, Georgia, and I'll offer you a little bit of insight on my love. Yeah, come to the shop right in Chickamauga, Georgia, or alternatively, if you're not anywhere in the North Georgia area, how can people find your love?

You got stuff out there, don't you? Yeah, man. You know what? Y'all don't know how. I don't know how. I don't know how all this shit works or like what. We don't either. But I've got like some like, hey, I saw your, I was watching videos from, you know, these butts.

And I butted into your butt. What's up, but? And then all of a sudden, like, I'm getting pictures of you guys. And motherfuckers are like, I betcha boys down here. and like, hey man, Renatee. And it's like, and it's like, dude, it's so fucking awesome. You're saying people are sending you messages saying,

yo, I heard about you, or people sending you messages like, I met your boys. Yeah, both. Both. That's wild. I know, man. I mean, dude, I mean, like,

I don't know how the fuck, uh, whatever is whatever, but, fuck, you know, that's as much of that sentence as I could work out. Yeah, you got about a third of the way through it. I know I gave up. Well, I mean, I was just, it's like a, so there's some, some chicken, uh, where, where? Well, I know there's one girl from Chicago, and she had heard some, the morning of my song. Anyway, long time, story short, she was like, yeah, senior boys.

And I was trying to explain her about dick necking. Yeah. Yeah, man. And she was asking me, was it two words? With one word, what did it mean? And I told her, you just needed to come see you at a show. You got to experience it. Yeah, man.

You got to see it. Yeah, you can't explain it to people. No. No. No. Dick Knicking. Hey, you remember that song, Wump, there it is? Yeah.

Tag team. That's what they's called. Yeah. They were back again. Nobody had wondered where they had went. No. You know, for a second. Tag team back again.

Everybody's like, oh, thank God they show back up. Tag team. Yeah, yeah. I had wondered when tag team was going to come back again. Jump for joy. No one thought to themselves. A party over there. So I heard that song that song was a reference earlier today, and it made me, I had this flashbowl memory, I guess.

I hadn't thought about this in years. I had that album, the album that The Woon, There It Is, was on, which I don't know the name of the album, whatever. but I'd because you know that was back before Napster right right right right right right yeah yeah yeah you bought the fucking CD right yeah right so the only two songs I ever listened to on that album

and of course when that album came out I was like I don't know 10 I was like 10 or 11 and I had that album and the only two songs I can remember from it at all was you know won't there it is and this song called Drop Them Draws,

which was just just filthy ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, dude, you remember like, Whoop, there it is, was all over Nickelodeon. Right, right. It was like, fucking tag team was like on all that and shit on Nickelode. Yeah, we're tag team. Yeah.

And this is Nickelodeon. There it is. You know, whatever like. And then on that album, they had this song called Drop Them Draws. That was just. Phil. It's terrible. Phil, dude, just like...

Two-life crew-style, like was it... Dude, two-life crew-style fucking... Filled emotion of the ocean while waxed that ham, ripping through the hairy jungle like the devil of Taz-Mania. The Ukrainian pals. That's what I say, a girl, dropped them, draws. Drop them. Drop them.

Drop them. Drop them. Was it wha-w-w-w-w-w? Is that a trumpet? Is it that... It was that... You know, that fucking, I don't know, that

whatever that noise is. They have fucking noise. Yeah, that fucking whew-w-w-w-w-wam. Yeah, that was a thing back in. They all had that. That must have been a button on some program they had. But it's like, dude, you know, that's what, like, that's that temper gore shit.

Oh, yeah. That's what she was so all about. You know what I mean? Like, that's what it was like, all this shit was just getting played all over, like, White Kid Radio. I mean, y'all. Then they went out and bought the albums,

then the parents started listening to that shit. We're like, oh, my. goodness yeah oh my goodness oh my god i can't have this i gore a democrat didn't hit uh of course two live crew y'all brought them up just a minute ago you'll they have two or three very famous court cases some on censorship some really right yeah they also were in salina last year i heard it was a good show no shit the sawmill baby pay rich baby the sawmill two live crew buddy

Oh, Lord. The sawmill has since burnt down. You didn't go to that? I mean, no. You're around? Yeah, I've been, long, long since not been around. So, they had a few censorship cases, you know, First Amendment cases, and Tipper Gore was at the head of those,

where they basically fought for freedom of speech not to get censored and blah, blah, blah. And that is, that whole era is where the label warnings. Yeah, yeah. Explicit lyrics. Oh, really? Yeah, that's all tip or go or she don't want to. Me? So horny.

Me so horny. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Not necessarily as famously, but I think more importantly, they had a copyright case. They went all the way to Supreme Court. They had a rap song that took the lyrics of Pretty Woman and changed them to like, I mean, in their own words, I'm just quoting them, a ghetto version. and I think it was ghetto woman walking down

but maybe it was Roy Orbison or did it is Roy Orbison Man I love Roy Orbison Me too Man And Roy Orbison's estate sued him

And they argued that it was parody And then it You know I mean that should be right Or not be Disallowed Yeah

Because the same people Who are listening Pretty Woman Are not Genente Yeah Right Well the other side's argument

Was No this is Derivative You've just Just, yeah, the song's funny, but you're not, you know, actually parodying anything. But they lost. I mean, Two-Live Crew won. As far as I know, Two-Live Crews gone to the Supreme Court at least twice and they're two-and-oh.

That's what's pretty impressive. I love that. That is. Dude, that's like when Three-Six Mafia won the Oscar. Dude, Uncle Luke writes, uh, fucking columns for the Miami Herald and was like a politician in Miami. Like, you know, he's doing it big in that way now. he's active hold on

we talk that dude one of them one of them is like the primary booster of Miami football and was like a huge part of that like huge all from Miami I know I'm saying

one of them was like the dude in Miami football during the early 2000s and all the all dude all the all the shit that came out a few years ago that blew the whole thing open about like The college athletes getting paid to play and all that. Oh, man, some fuck shit.

I thought that was some finance guy, some white guys. What did some dudes like some of his jerseys or some shit? Yeah, probably. But like the face of it was one of the two live crew guys. Luther, Luther, Luther fucking. Maybe it was, maybe it's Uncle Luther. Oh, no. He looks for animals.

I hate that I don't know right now. But yeah, it's, yeah. Hey, did Luther do Luther do. die? Luther who? He did die. I'm one that knows who you're talking about. Oh, sorry.

Luther Massengale from Chattanooga, Tennessee. Yay. I forgot. I forgot. We're on a podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did die, but he did look for animals. He was a legend in this area.

Wait. What do you mean he looked for animals and was a legend for it? I mean, for a... Luther Campbell... Luther Campbell. Campbell. Also known as Uncle Luke. Okay.

Go ahead about the guy who looked for animals. To answer your question. The turtle man. No. Luther was a broadcaster on, like, Channel 13 or whatever. Of course it gets weirder. Did I do that? Yes.

How did I do that? In your court. Tray to spill red wine all over the carpet and maybe broke the podcast. I don't even know if y'all can hear me right now. No, they can. It's still going. Oh, yeah. We're fine.

Corr, I'm sorry. It's okay. I saw it. This is my car, but I'll... Look, look, look. What do I do? Oh, yo, God damn Hobbit feet I got.

All these fucking cords, DJs, right? Everything is cords. Everything is cords. And it is, we're getting... It's a hellscape out here with all these fucking wires. I'm telling you. We can't escape. It is a constant fucking barrage.

You got to plug shit in. charge it fucking god damn it's a it's literally one of Luther's segments on his show was it hold on hold on he was a broadcaster tray you missed that when you was he had a show no listen to me I told you this whole thing

well he was spilling stuff he was on channel 13 he was just a a broadcaster like a news guy what the fuck is channel 13 just to fucking our local it's WDF fucking that's CBS you know the local The local news people. Pretty, but not like in a...

They're affiliate. They got the dude doing the weather. No, I'm the dumb one here. The local... I think it's a Chinese lady or something. Oh, no, that's family guy. Sorry, my bad, go ahead. It's the weather.

Yeah. So, anyways, he was just a guy who... He was in radio back in the 30s. He's old as fuck. Of course, dead. He was in radio in the 30? Yeah, dude. No, there's no way.

Yeah, he was. He was older than shit, y'all. He died. He just recently died. He was literally like, he, 2007? Like Noah gave him a tattoo? No, I'm telling you. He was like.

It was like two giraffes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyways, Luther, Luther was just your fucking duty. He was on the news or whatever. And then for the news, like when they do like, there's a newscast. You're right. And so sometimes there's like a sports thing where it's like, Dave's Diamond Darling's,

and they go to the rec field and say all the kids, his thing was Luther. Wait, that what, Dave, what? on a show like a news thing it's like they show the local kids sports or whatever. He's acting like we're dumb for not knowing what Chikamaga's fucking locals. This is Chattanooga. This is Chattanooga.

This is Chattanooga. Y'all's, the big news has this too because I've watched local news in Washington. They got little segments. So one of his segments was you call in and you tell him we got this dog missing and Luther would broadcast it to people

and then they would see the dog. That's how you find your dog. Luther would find your dog. That's precious, man. He had found, like, they had some sort of number that was large. That's why he died. And then they had a website. The internet came around, and we didn't need him anymore.

No, he was still kicking, man. I had a dog at my house from Luther. What? Luther found somebody else's dog, and you can't. No, I'm saying a dog came to my house. Dog came up, me and Amber, it was penny. It looked just like Palmer, and I was hanging out. And then we were sitting there like,

God damn, how do we find who this dog was? And my dad goes, go on, go on WRCB or whatever. Go on Luther's show. Go on the Luther show. Luther's not a hundred. Luther's dogs.

It's WDEF. That's the local affiliate. You go on there. You go to Luther's corner or whatever. And there's a whole picture thing of dogs. And I look and, God damn it, there was Penny and you could click. And it was the woman who'd put it on there.

My dog's missing. I clicked it. I got the number. I called the lady. And she fucking came and picked up. So his life was broadcasting the news and then reuniting people with their dogs. Yes, he was a fucking hero. He was a goddamn saint.

He was awesome. Hey, you've driven on it before. You've driven on it before. Going to the airport, that is Luther. That's Luther Massengale Parkway. You've driven on it. He's a goddamn hero in this town. He is.

He really is. But that's not Chickamauga. That's Chattanooga. But we was boys from way back because my dad did advertising. He gave me frisbee's. all time signed them. I got a bunch of Luther Frisbe's.

Does it ever fail? But why is that weird? But why is that weird? It's not. It's not weird. No single story is weird. It's all the anecdotes that you have them. Every single time.

Oh, yeah. What are you all done with y'all's life? You're a cultural phenomenon. You're a fucking piece of shit. We've, we've hit well i blow your mind so i must be doing something i'm just saying you know you know not a lot of people gave me frisbys you know it's luther dead your face looked like a frisbee he just had like 20 20 frisbee's all the luther's name on them they're all signed by him by luther did you keep

can i have one there's like at least a couple floating around here yeah that's sweet though man yeah luther dude do you ever think jrew that it's just like no that's literally just the difference between like or like all this thing these insane stories cori has as shit is just like what it's like that's what it is to be a rich i'm using air quotes a rich kid in a shitty town like where we're from yeah like that's what it amounts to is just having all these ridiculous stories i here's why i don't think that here's why i don't think that i was i'm about say meet a rich kid that's interesting a legitimate in in Inside the town, inside the town, football star.

And people would talk to me because of that. But my stories ain't like his. Right. I mean, people would be giving me frisbees. But that was it. Like, there was no... No, his stories are cartoonish. Yes.

They are. They're ridiculous. Remember when the one with the sheriff broke his leg while driving a golf cart drunk? Dude, they're all like that. You know that one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He lives here. Yeah, that's a fact.

That is a fact. I have never doubted the veracity of... No, me neither. Yeah, no, I'm not calling him a liar. Never have called him a liar. But it's just... I've called him a liar before. It's fucking wild.

I've never called him a liar for his fucking chickamauga stories. Mr. Butt. Well, here he is. Monschal deriel. Nice. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Man, Chichamaga is a fucking world of its own, man. We have gathered that, dude.

It's fucking... It's wild. So they, like, I didn't know that, by the way, because me and you talk about it. It's like, well, yes, we're here. You know what I mean? But then I didn't realize how ridiculous it was until, like, I started telling them shit, and they'd look at me baffled. I'm like, what?

Right. And I'm like, because some where I, Drew's from, and Solana, where I'm from, are similarly sized and classed. Right. With Chickamauga, Georgia. But, like, none. Like, dude, there's so much money right here. Right.

Exactly. There's so much money here. And the divide is like so absolutely visible. Right. And, but at the same time, everybody's right here. We got all the Civil War money, man. And railroad money. I don't see what that has to do with a sheriff breaking his leg on a golf cart.

Oh, I don't understand that. Because they've lived out here like, Dude, if you drive past Gordon Lee, literally, there's been times when it's just been like, you know, Hitler's youth brigade out there, dude. It's creepy.

Like, I'm not going to say all, but I'm going to say a great big majority of individuals born in Chickamauga kick a whole fuck ton of ass. And, uh, I mean,

I didn't read it in a book or, anything but i think somebody wrote it something you feel in your heart something in my field yeah a lot of people feel it though yeah cori don't you wake up every morning like god damn we we we're just fucking rock hard yeah just rock hard oh just fucking just good that's one of my downfalls actually just wake up fuck yeah i'm awesome and then 20 minutes later just oh this sucks i'm the worst yeah but dude it's like the type of like racism Corey has described to me before in Chickamauga.

I'm not lying when I say I never encountered that type of thing in Salina where I'm from or whatever. It's something else. And it's like a fucking, you know, it's a Civil War town, whatever. It's more deeply embedded here, I guess, or whatever. But it's just, it's fucking wild.

Man, we think, man, like, when we had, like, okay, so you had Gordon Lee, and you had his kids from Risland, you had Wallace V.O., you had Dewberry, all these different towns. They had a town called Dewberry. Oh, the dewberries. Do they have a school?

Is there a doobiries? I started on dewberries. Oh. Over on Flintstone? Lord God. There we go. I know all the do berries. Yeah.

By the way, did you know that the doberries and the deep berries are both the fucking same? I did. They're all related now. But they fucking one of them switched one time. They go wink, deep berries. God damn. We're dead.

They're doing their fucking same. Well, Red listeners, it's happening. The thing we described is currently going on. Yeah, please continue, y'all. I stood up. Like, you have goddamn dooberries. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was you going to say about the Dewberries, DJ?

My uncle was married to a goddamn Dewberry, and now she got by Deeberry. He probably married to Mary, Derry Berry. Wait. What the fuck's the difference? She was a doobary. Married your uncle, took his last name. That hell no. Hell no.

They didn't even know that, dude, he didn't even know. He didn't even know they're married. He just showed up. He just showed up. You met my uncle, Jordan. How? Every fucking. time.

So the story was just something about DeBerry and Dewberry. And now your uncle didn't even know he was married. Dude, you don't know with him. Dude, if you're a Dewberry. Please explain it to me. I believe that guy. It was blackout or meth or one. And they got married, but he didn't know it.

Because they wasn't married for like a week. And they're like, oh shit, that don't help. Yeah. He got married and then he was gone for a week. But then he's the one that told me, God damn Dewberry. This is so funny. This is half a film. God damn...

This is what we're saying. This is what we're saying. Please continue. No, say exactly what you were going to say. He told me one day, and now I'm realizing that he's full of shit, and this is just a thing that's been in my mind, he's like, I said something about D-Barries, and I go, I know D-Barris.

He goes, D-Berrys and do-Barras are the fucking same. It's just that, God, damn it, some of them branched off because they didn't want to claim fucking D-Berrys, and I was like, yeah, D-Bers, D-Bers is the same. And I just said that out loud as an adult. And there's no way my uncle wasn't just own meth telling me that story. Wow. So potentially, your town's super normal.

Your uncle tells you math stories, and then you're just like, oh, yeah, that's what that happened. Well, I love him. Yeah. To death. To death, yeah. Which he will never do. Till meth do us part.

I'm naming the podcast that. All right, guys. So this, anyway, this has been a special brought to you by me. We've been on here now so we can wrap up. DJ, anything you want to plug? No. Buts. Trying to plug them butts.

Trying to plug them butts. I'm going to plug skinny bumpkin. Yeah, plug skinny bumpkin. Listen to skinny bumpkin. Chad Nugget. You can find that old Sal Cloud. You can also, uh, see, down there at the, uh... DJ is basically lying down on a chair at this point, and his belly is hanging out, and he is not

giving a single fuck. No, they all went away. But DJ blew his last fuck out on his third birthday. Yeah, buddy. With very shitty lungs. I played Sarah Shook for

DJ earlier and I've never seen anyone respond that positively to her, to anything. He was so calm. I'd like to get y'all together, you and her. Yes, please do you. Available.

Sarah, listen, whoever you're with, you're with, You really don't need. You know what I mean? Well, that's where we went with it. I love you.

You don't want to put... I love you. All right, well, we love you too. And thank you guys for listening to this podcast this week. And... Skew! Thank you all for listening to the well-read show. We'd love to stick around longer, but we got to go.

Tune in next week if you got nothing to do. Thank you, God. Bless you, good night, and skew.