wellRED podcast - #59 - Gettin Maced In The Butthole! w/Skinny Bumpkin aka DJ Lewis!

Episode Date: March 20, 2018

Y'all... we had us a time this past weekend up North. On this episode we explain the predicament we had in our hotel to our good friend Skinny Bumpkin aka DJ Lewis AKA Okra Boi, and unsurprisingly, he had a story that smooth topped the shit out of ours! After that we discuss DJ's transition into becoming a Rapper as Skinny Bumpkin from his roots as a stand up comic. Stay tuned after the episode for one of our favorites of his... 'Rebel'Remember to tweet @radisson with the hashtag #ButtholeMace so that we can get word out about our situation. wellREDcomedy.com for all of our tour dates. Click Here and LIKE Skinny Bumpkin's Facebook PageCheck out his other tunes right here on SoundCloud DOWNLOAD, SHARE, AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!! (also leave us a review on iTunes.. it helps us in the ratings!) LOVE YALL

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It's the thuggish, ruggish show. Corey Ryan Forster here. Wellred comedy.com as always for tickets. W.E.L.R.D. Comedy.com. Go grab tickets. Subscribe to the newsletter, gets some cool merch, we just threw some new t-shirts up there that we're super proud of, and grab our book, The Liberal Redneck Manifesto, Dragon Dixie, out of the dark. This portion of the podcast, as always, brought to you by Smokey Boysgrilling.com. Go to Smokey Boysgrilling.com, pick up some of their hog rub and their new beef rub, also grab a t-shirts

and drop the guys a line, tell them we sent you. They're out there doing big things at barbecue festivals and winning competitions, and we're super proud of them. Anyways, this podcast, is quite the dozy. We got our good buddy, DJ Lewis, aka Skinny Bunkin. You know him, you love him. You've heard him on the podcast before. So we had him back on.

After the podcast, stay tuned for a song from Skinny Bunkin that is one of our personal favorites. And for more information on where you can see him, where you can grab his stuff. May 6th, JJ's Bohemia, we're doing an album release party. Skinny Bumpkin will be doing an album release party. And it's going to be hosted by none other than me

and Drew Morgan. So if you're in the Chattanooga area, mark that on your calendar. May 6, JJ's Bohemia. Before all that, though, there is a voicemail that we just got from a new fan in Australia.

Enjoy that, and stick around for Skinny Bumpkin at the end. Ski-you! Everybody, it's the show. You know the drill. I'm hungover. There is no God. Leave me a message at the beep.

Listen, you know, you don't know me. I'm just a fan of you guys from down here and straight. got turned on to you a few months back I was down at a bar out here met some Sheila from Alabama she was in there drinking

Tammy believe her name was she put me on to you guys said I should check you out you know and we were having a good night getting along quite well she was really putting them away I tell you thought for a second I was going to be able to seal the deal until she ended up getting into a knife fight

or some bloke over her ankle tattoo But that's neither hidden or there. The point is, I went home, checked you guys out. I've been a fan ever since. I like the show, I do. But that's not why I'm calling, though. I'm calling because at a certain point last week, it just occurred to me that I'd no idea what you guys looked like.

I've never seen you before. I mean, you know, other than Trey, obviously, who takes every opportunity to slather his wholly unremarkable and ever expanding face all over the internet, but who am I telling? I know you know all about that. But you and Drew, I had no idea what you looked like. So I googled you there,

and I found an Instagram post if you guys as a group, and I saw the picture, and I was immediately flawed. You know, initially, of course, by the sheer size and magnitude of your head. I know you guys cover this a lot on there, but it really lives up to the hype. It's absolutely unbelievable. I know, talk about a specimen. I thought to myself, I thought, you know, saw the Instagram.

I didn't even have to do this. I could have just looked across the ocean, you know, found a live stream from the space station. Wouldn't have taken long to spot that, Jonah, you know? But anyway, that's not it either. I was struck by that, as I imagine most people are, but immediately thereafter I was struck by another fact that I had met Drew Morgan before. You see, as I'm sure you're aware, and probably anyone that talks to Drew for more than 30 seconds is aware, he spent some time in his early 20s living in Australia, you know,

just having the experience, you know, trying to be like those senators' kids that he proclaims to eat so much. He was down there for a while, you know, just meandering about. And around that same time, I had a little side business where I'd take tourists out in the... of the outback, you know, so they could watch kangaroos having had it or, you know, whatever. I feel like they got the whole deal. And one day we're out there, out and about, pretty far out, you know, far out than I'd usually go, actually. And we just came across a little group of a little Aboriginal family. Only with this Aboriginal family was a stark naked young white man.

A fellow that I realized now With absolute certainty Not a shadow of a doubt There's none other than your own Drew Morgan But I didn't know that at the time Obviously, I only knew he seemed to be Incredibly out of place So I went up to him, I said

Hey there mate Don't mind me asking Fuck you doing out here He looked at me and said Fucker any of us doing out here Only you know in your silly accent and I said

well I'm fucking working they're over there drinking in my in my right there these these fellas over here they're you know they're grazing you're the only one seems to not know fella how long you've been out here

I said to him he said time's a construct I've been here forever forever I'll be I died I live again I'll return to the sand God is in the sand Anyway, it was about this time I realized he's on a profound amount of psychedelic drugs. So I think, oh no, we've got this ripped American out here. God knows what he's into.

I said to him, listen, bloke, let me, you know, come back with me. I'll take you back to town. He wouldn't have it. Flat refused. He ran off into the desert. Modestly saw his pecker flopping in the sun. But something told me I couldn't just leave it there. I didn't feel right about it, so I followed him for as long as I could.

I was ultimately ran off. Anyway, long story short, Drew Morgan has an Aboriginal child and a modest alpaca farm somewhere in the Australian outback. Now, I don't know if he knows this. I sincerely don't. Such was the level of his intoxication now. Also, it's important to understand, and I'm sure you would try to know what I mean by this. I've never in my life

encountered a person less capable of handling his drugs I mean it's crazy you know he's out of stock naked start in families God knows what I'll come to find out he's had two bites of magic mushrooms and a very poorly executed bong hit that's all he's out of his mind

never seen anything like anyway listen it's either here nor there Not my business, really. I just, you know, thought I'd leave it to you a tray, whether you wanted to tell him or not, you know, take it from there. Either way, you know, you can't say to make it down here this way, you know. I'd love to see you, go out with you somewhere,

and just keep up the good work, you know. You've got a fan for life and me. And, you know, Cho, listen, no matter what, as far as I'm concerned, you know, you look like if porky pigs sold ATVs. Okay, love you guys, bye. It was the weirdest thing because I was sick as fuck. I was fucking sick, dude.

I mean, I'm talking about fever. All that shit. But, man, I had the healthiest, healthiest most, like, prize winners. When you're shitting? Yeah, well, yeah, man. I was shitting this is immaculate. Just golden. When you were sick, were you not drinking and not doing all sorts of shit?

I haven't drank. I haven't drank in over a year. Well, yeah, well, that'll help. Yeah. And my dick has been out zero times. In public, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm winning, I'm winning that one. So maybe you slept better?

Like you were sick, you were sleeping, and then that made you poop good? You know what? I don't really know. I didn't really sleep. I mean, I was asleep, but, man, it was one of those pink Floyd fucking fever drink. Yeah, dude, yeah. Wake up every 10 minutes like, no, this ain't it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

you know it was uh it was something intense more often than i think is healthy or good i get trapped in those i'm not even sick i just ain't sleeping right i'm anxious or whatever and solid hour of the night i'm trapped in some kind of weird half-awake fever dream i fight with people my like like you're in a sunken place from get out or whatever and you're just like yeah yeah i have weird night terrors and a uh i fucking break out of sweat and i'll jump up like dray so used to it by now she's just like go to sleep so i gotta go to work you know like

she's got no sympathy yeah yeah yeah i'm over freaking out she's like just not you know the bed nothing's happening show shut up you're scared the dogs look and i'm just like well i'm glad we love each other yeah i terrified the dogs last night

what'd you do tried to get a good night's sleep scared the fuck out of them yeah while they just sit there and just fart and just raise hell duke i mean he's not oh duke's not Duke's not Not really fun to sleep

He's too big He just needs You're a fat dog Yeah but he thinks he's a lap dog I've been around him Yeah dude Daddy's fucking What's up

We should intro this podcast We should Yeah we're here with our good buddy DJ Lewis You heard him on episode I believe it was like 28 Something like that Anyways y'all know him

Y'all been asking for him to come back So here he is DJ Lewis A. K.K.A. Skinny Pumpkin a.k.a. Rowdy two-step. A.k.a. Boots. Boots. That's right, baby. Boots, baby.

So a little context that, I mean, I'll probably get into it a little bit in the dates portion, but we're doing this Sands Trey, and not because we wanted to, but because we kind of had to. Let's just tell that story. Let's you and I tell DJ and try to get him to understand what happened, and then I feel like that'll be a good experience for the listeners. For sure. So you go ahead. You lead off. Well, you were on the right track in terms of we try to do this podcast with Trey the last night of the last leg of the tour.

We were in Fargo, North Dakota. And we were going to do it in Minneapolis, but we just, we're lazy. We fart. We drink. It was like, fuck that. Minneapolis is cool, you know, sold out show. We got to go to Fargo. And we have this time we had flights.

And for the first time, we had later flights. Normally it's like we don't want to do the podcast last night because we got to get up at 6.45 in the morning. But that wasn't the case. But we had 11 a.m. flights, and I had a 5 p.m. flight. I was just hanging out in Fargo all day. We could talk about that. I'll tell you guys that story. I would love to hear about Fargo.

Here's what I did all day. Not a damn thing. Anyway, that's the whole story. Oh, I'm so disappointed. Well, DJ, I'm trying to tell you a better story. You're sitting on this couch looking at me like we're about to go on five dates, and then I'm going to ask your dad to marry you. I'm just put these on and they're...

New bridges. You got new bridges? No, I just washed them. I don't know. It's good. Trying to rub that tidy. Just what, detergent pills like that. I ain't for it.

Yeah, man. Just finally try to use one of them dryer sheets, buddy. I'll tell you what. God day. Y'all tried them? All right, sorry about that. Yeah. Dyer sheets?

All the time. I've tried them. Sometimes I don't have time to do a wash, but I want shit to smell good. So I just put stuff in dirty clothes in the dryer with a dryer sheet and then wear them. You ever been a son-bidgett's car that had one of them in there. Oh, Jesus Christ, though. Yeah. In college, some of the Pyehead kids would put a bunch of them into a...

Event. they put them in their vents and then they'd put them in their into a paper towel tube and then they would just, after they smoke, they'd blow it out into that and then that would supposedly keep the RAs from smelling the weed.

Yeah, I've seen people do that. I mean, I think it does a little bit. It won't do the shit to a fucking two-day-old crystal bag that's fucking, I tell you that, my other. Just fucking little tiny hamburger. Oh, God, dude, they're... Those are the smelliest day after shit thing ever. Yeah, your car will smell

for at least two or three days. Yeah. Crystal's good for about an hour. Yeah. The hour you're eating it. And after that, everything else that happened. You gotta get that shit home, buddy. The fuck out.

Yeah. It's like a metaphor or something you can draw from, like, who really is fucked up in this country in terms of how your group fights oppression. It's like, college white kids. It's like, what do you do to fight the man? We blow our weed into a car town. Yeah. No, in the really rich kids, it's a dryer sheet. Yeah.

He's like, what the fuck you're talking about? We got saved them briar sheets. God damn. That's deodorant. That's what we rub on our chest. Yeah. And also, they really fucking start a bomb fire real fast. Yeah, they go up.

Yeah, they go up. It's all them chemicals. Anyway. Sorry. No, you're good. We was in Fargo. And we were doing the podcast last night, as Corey said, because we didn't have early flights for once. And we're like, we're just going to do it.

So we kept putting it off, kept putting it off. And then we got to where we had to do it. Well, then we also kept putting it off because the bar. we went to after the show. That's what I was to say. Yeah. Go ahead. We found out that there was a casino in it, and Trey, like a moth to a flame, had to go sit down

at the blackjack table. Couldn't get him to leave. Literally, we said, yeah, there's a casino in here when he walked up. Didn't say a word for you. And I couldn't get another sentence out of my mouth. He was walking away. I made him come back because a fan was there being very sweet waiting on an autograph. There were other, there were like six people around.

He walked up to us. Corey goes, there's a casino here. and he didn't even look at anyone else. He didn't realize they were with us. He was just like, oh, here we go. Blake. Just straight bliders. Like the winter soldier just been read that code or whatever the fuck it is.

He just like, must kill everyone. Like the matrix number started coming down. He started, yeah. 0-1-1-2. So he took off. He came back. He wasn't asked the people and all that. And then we were like, we're going to order a pizza to go.

And they brought out our pizza not to go. And in fairness, I asked for it to go box. that didn't come in time. And we had someone had bought us beers. So we had full beers. We knew Trey had a beer and he was gambling. So we were like, all right, we'll just eat the pizza here. It's a big deal.

Yeah, we'll put off the podcast another 20 minutes. The pizza was for all three of us. Corey and I ate almost all of it in about 10 minutes. Without even realizing it, we just, Drew just looked down. He's like, oh, shit. Now look, there's like three, four pieces left. It's probably enough for Trey. It's probably like almost a third, like a little under.

It would have been fair. But then we thought it would be hilarious. to just eat the rest of the fucking pizza. When he came back from gambling. Well, especially because he came back and he was pissed and I go, well, you gambled and you long. To be fair, though, he had been gone for like an hour. And the pizza was just sitting there. And in my defense, also, I ain't never had a pizza with sourcrout on it.

And it was a good pizza. It had ham, pineapple, and sourcrow on it. That's how they do it in fog. It was a Hawaiian German. Yeah. Yeah. It was great. So anyways, then we did more shots.

Did more shots. Ordered another pizza. Yeah, ordered another pizza. And then we're like, all, fuck this. We got to go back to the hotel. We got to do the podcast. Take the pizza with us. So we did.

You stopped. Yeah, we get there and, you know, still not satisfied. We had to go to sundry. I wanted to get sleeping pills, which I did. So I'm getting the sleeping pills. I get the sun chips and I get like a Gatorade or something. And I'm up there. And y'all are, you know, very nicely holding the elevator for me.

But the guy, Bruce, I remember, an older ball. gentleman who was, I'll never forget this guy as long as I live, he was at the front desk and he's on the telephone and like, it's not a normal front desk call I can already tell. He's very flustered. He's just like, okay. Do I need to call the cops? I don't understand. Please calm down.

Please calm down. I don't get it. And I'm sitting there and they're looking at me like, do we need to go? And I'm like, yeah, y'all get on an elevator. I'll go. I didn't hear what Bruce had said. I was watching you interact with this dude. There's a part that I saw that they didn't see.

there's a part they saw I didn't see and so we're about to overlap them simultaneously so they go up and then said that word so wrong that's the most wrong I ever said a word it's great it just sell out I think I said simon tamiously which is the dude who used to sell insurance to my dad yeah simon tamously oh shit damn it here comes simon tamously ain't nobody like simon tamishly that's a creepy bastard so anyways he's sitting there and he gets off the phone and like breeze this sigh of not relief but like of like oh god I'm about to have to do some shit but and I just go, hey, I'm just put these on my room. He's like, can you just, can you just give me a second?

And I was like, yeah. And he comes back up and I was like, man, I can tell you're having a rough night, man. He's like, I don't, I don't know, I don't know what's about to happen. I don't know what's going on. I really don't. And I was like, okay. And so I'm hearing that. And then he starts to, he starts writing the stuff down.

And about that time, this dude pops off to elevator, kind of looks like you, DJ. Is it a shirtless skinny dude? Is it a shirtless skinny dude? So let's, here's the overlap. Here's the part I don't know about. Get off the elevator. Drunk. I'm drunk.

I'm drunk. Yeah. Jay's drunk. Fired up. And we hear noise and I honestly thought it was a party and there's a smell in the air that smells like someone got like really hot Indian food. And it's like kind of starting to make my eyes itchy. And I turn to look at Trey and he just goes, who. He looks like he can't breathe.

And he starts coughing. He goes, it's Mace. It's Mace. And I turned down the hall, and there is this skinny white dude in brown pants, no shirt with a fucking bandana over his face, sprinting towards me, and screaming people behind him choking on mace. Trey falls into the floor. The dude gets a foot from me and jumps on the elevator.

I'm still, like, a little bit like, what is happening? Why is there mace? And in my head at that moment, someone, like, accidentally made. Like, I don't, I don't even know how you would accidentally do that. So was an accidental maze. No, it was not. Like, I'm still in such a good mood. I got pizza.

I made Trey mad. Like, my night's going so well. I'm like, oh, and here we are at this hotel where someone I guess was partying too hard. You know how it is, man. Partying too hard? Somebody got maced. Nah. This dude is running from them.

I think he robbed them, which I can get to that later, why I have that theory. Trey is falling out. He's, like, freaking out. He's, like, freaking out. He'll get in the room, get in the room so he can breathe. I now can't remember my room number. I don't ever remember hotel room numbers. I just can remember where they're at.

We got to where it was at, and it didn't look familiar. So I went and put the key in the wrong door. Now I'm starting to get it a little bit in the eyes. Got into my room, Tray's coughing super bad. We're like, what the fuck happened? And that's when Tray's like, dude, something's going on. And I'm starting to realize, like, yeah. Yeah, this isn't normal.

This isn't just a normal party. Not for nothing. we weren't at some like streetside motel. We were at the Radisson. That's not the nicest hotel in the world, but like... It's not a trap. It's not a dope trap. It ain't a trap.

So like, it seemed very out of mind. What the fuck is happening right now? And Tray is just like, dude, something's going on. And I'm like, yes, I got maced. He's like, why would they have got maced? And that's where I'm like, oh, shit, that's a good point. Like, this ain't no accident. So we smell it.

I hear you in the hall. Well, first off, I got to tell you what happened at the desk. Because while this is going on, I'm just down there like, please give me the sun chips. Well, that dude you're talking about, shirtless skinny dude, comes out of the elevator and just starts screaming. And it looks like he's fucking foaming at the mouth. He's coughing so much.

He goes, I got fucking maced. I got fucking maced. And while he's running, him running while he's maced is pretty fucking impressive. It was something to see. I think he did the macing and was pretending like. Yeah, and he was doing a good job of it. But so anyways, this is all happening right after the dude at the front desk. It's like, I don't know what's going on.

He's trying to ring up my chips. This dude fucking busts out of the elevator Start screaming, I'm getting maced, I'm getting maced. Now, don't get me wrong, I am slightly alarmed by this. But, you know, I've seen some shit in my life. I wasn't nearly as alarmed as Bruce was. Right. Bruce, I just go, oh, my God.

You're more alarmed as how long it's taking him to fucking get you to sun chips. Dude, he's sitting there writing down my shit. And he goes, you know what? How about I fucking quit? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Bruce is out. Yeah.

You're doing Bruce. I'm fucking out of here. I'm done. And so I just grab my shit And I go to get on the elevator And I hit the button And the first thought I came through my mind

I was like What do you want to bet This is all taking place On the 13th floor right now What do you want to bet? I get off the elevator I turn to the left And there's all the people

He was talking about Just outside going insane And then I start feeling it And smelling it And it gets in my eyes I look over Trey and Drew Like get the fuck in the goddamn room

So I run Go in their room Trey You ran in my room I ran in your room And so then it starts Hit Trey's already fucking

losing it and it's starting to get to me and I'm going oh god and every time I take a breath there's that hardcore tickle and I can't cough and I'm getting nervous I'm like oh fuck I can't breathe and Drew's like go get the podcast shit and come in here and let's just start doing it and I was like it's already set up in there let's fucking go in there so then we go into my room and like you and you and trade took off what's wrong with you right now you look like you're being affected by something hilarious that's insane and we're about to get to that because that's really funny yes my eyes are it's like you have a cat I know you don't but this is what happened to me when I come into places with a cat.

You and Trey took off and Trey didn't leave the door open for me. Yeah. And I heard it closed and I was like, fuck. So I put a towel. I went and put a towel in my head. So then I walked through the hall by myself when I did. With a towel over your head. Yes.

A very large, very large man. And that affected me because it's like, Mace don't care how big you are. This dude's like jacked. He's in a tank time. He walks by me. He's coughing. He turns, looks at me like I'm going to help him.

There's blood all over the. a towel. He is coughing or sneezing up blood and he says, I got maced. And I just look at him. I beat on your door when he all lets me in or whatever. At this point, my feelings on this is a room got maced and it's affecting us because it's floating down the hallway, but it's fine. But no, you and Trey are not fine. No, not fine at all. So I immediately, Drew gets in and I, like, and I'm with him at first. He's like, let's start the podcast. I'm like, I This will subside, and it just fucking don't. Like, it's getting worse.

I can't breathe. I start just fucking puking on the floor. Like, I'm trying to run to the bathroom. And every time I go in the bathroom, that's where, like, the smell's coming in. So it's worse to go in there, and the maces hit me. And I'm like, fuck. So I throw a towel into the door. I'm puking in the toilet.

I come back in. Drew has now started the podcast because, and by the way, he is laughing like a maniac. Because he's like, I don't get, this ain't affected me at all. And we're sitting there like, so do you think we're lying? And I'm fucking yacking on the ground. Trey's on the floor. I got a very funny picture of him on the floor. I think they're going to get it together soon.

So I'm like, which I did too. I'll start the podcast. I'll start interviewing them. We'll start telling this story. This will be a great way to start the podcast. But as he starts puking and Trey's like, I can't.

I'm choking. It's funny, but I'm like, they're fucked up. And you know what? And I'm not. And you know what? I'd like to take a pause real quick. And I'm going to play you what Drew recorded of us so you can know that this is true. So I'm going to play that right now.

We've been maced. God damn it, dude. Well, Ratters. I don't know if you can hear Corey gagging. We got back to our hotel. I'm just going to tell the story as best I can. I'm buried drunk, and unlike literally everything in the world, I'm the least sensitive to this.

Where I need to puke is the worst, and I can't go over there. Corey wants to go puk in the bathroom right now, but he can't walk that direction because by the door it smells like Mace. We get to our hotel. We go to the store. sundry, you know, we got to get some chips. Y'all know how it is. And then we come upstairs to our floor.

Trey and I are the first off the elevator. Trey's better go downstairs. How do you go downstairs? How are you going to walk through it? You better, you need to put over your head something because it gets in your nose whether you're breathing or not. We got off the elevator.

We got off the elevator and it smelled immediately like peppers in a weird way. And then I started, choking. I looked at Tray. Tray started choking. He's about to puke. It smelled like mace. And then this shirtless white dude was running down the hall looking like a carny. Didn't he look like a jocalo kind of?

And there were people behind him. You're hitting, but we're not going to be able to answer you. I'm about to fucking die right there. Of course he's dying. Again, for whatever reason, I'm choking, but not the most sensitive to it. The whole floor of our hotel room was mace. The whole floor. Corey came up after us. I heard him joking. We got him in our room.

We went back out, went to go to Corey's room, and do the podcast, and a dude was bleeding into a towel. A giant, a giant man, a very large man, very muscular. It was bleeding into a towel. I saw him, and he goes to me.

Corey's spooking. It's not funny, but a little is. No, man, trust me. I understand humor, but I also can't breathe. Right. Corey says he understands a humor, but he can't breathe. This giant man,

he looks at me, and he just says to me, someone tried to get in my room and murder us and they maced us. That was what he said to me. I'm a motherfucker in this hotel right now who is spraying this shit everywhere.

Apparently there's somebody running around mason people in this hotel. This is real. Also, I need to take a fucking shit, but I can't go in there because it got that pepper. Corey got a poop. Let his pepper in the bathroom.

My head hurts so fucking bad, man. I bet this is going to coughing too. Oh my God. Dude, how the fuck am I going to sleep in here tonight? How are you? We're all on this floor, dog. God, fucking damn it. We're all right here.

Dude. This might be the first time that I ever, like, call and ask for a refund on some shit, because this is fucking blow. I mean, I'd ain't the goddamn hotel's fault, but Lord God, I can't fucking sleep like this. It's in my fucking eyes, man. Fuck, dude. My left eyes, etching.

All right, dude. Fuck. I think it's... And I don't know... I don't know shit about any of this, but I think it's... I think it's dissipating. I think that it was... It is, but my head is so fucking bumping already. I think that whoever did it fucking did it, and it's... It's dissipating now. I think it's fucking...

But dude, god damn, man. But it's not... I don't think it's like... I don't think it's like... It's definitely that... Pepper shit. I know people. Listen, fake that Mike, we're probably fucking fucking over the sooner down, but we're not, man.

No, y'all are both furious that I have the mics out. I'm not furious. I'll get the humor later. I just don't expect much out of me, because I'm literally vomiting into a fucking trash cat right now. Well, I mean, y'all didn't want me to start recording you. No, that's not true. I wanted you to quit asking me for directions on how to record

it because I was choking to death in the bathroom. And again, I can't get over, but it makes sense. Like, I'm sensitive to things that hit. This don't hit, so it has... Oh, my peaks smell so bad. Your puke's stink? God damn it, man.

That's because we had a whole pizza. A sourcrow. Dude, what the fuck, man? Well, honestly, what does that? Well, okay. While I'm here, since I'm... We're here, we're doing a goddamn... Is this actually

still recording? I think so. All right. Fuck, man. Okay, let me make sure... Let's see. Dude, you, no. Are you on microphone one right now?

No. All right, well, Rares, whatever goddamn mic I'm into right now. We'll be right back. We love you. All right. So that's what I was doing. Like, and that goes to show you that I was fine. And I thought in my head

and I went, like, I was being an asshole, but I really didn't think, I didn't know how bad you guys were fucked up because I wasn't fucked up. And also, you were very drunk. Well, and I'm always the most sensitive. This goes back to you just asking me about these itchy ass eyes. Yeah.

walked into your house, you haven't cleaned the basement in a week or something, and therefore, I'm falling to your heart. But my point is, this is a normal basement. You two are just sitting here hanging out, and my eyes are red. When I smoke weed, I have panic attacks. If I get

too drunk, I can't sleep, and then for three days I'm depressed. I am the most sensitive motherfucker ever. In the world. But not when it comes, but it makes me all day. It's what we figured out, DJ. It's weed, booze, uppers, basements. It's fun, shit that I can't do it.

So this ties into it. Me and Drew gotten a bit of a scuffle, and it was fine. But here's the thing. I was outside. I wasn't that drunk. Like, I was kind of fine, but I was outside of my mind on Mace. I've been coughing. I've been puking. Outside of my mind on Mace.

Second-hand Mace. The third best rapper of all time. I've never had that bad of a headache in my life because I'd coughed and, like, sneezed and puked so much that my head was just throbbing. And Drew is trying to get me to help him do something on the podcast and I was for a second you were you said I can't do it and I said okay that's fine then you said I'll do it and you don't know how to do it which is true you don't

I was just going to hit play until it worked I was trying to listen what whatever whatever there was a question of whether or not I had recorded any of it whether not the mics was plugged up right this is just a cluster it doesn't matter all I'm screaming at me I'm sitting here saying I'm going I don't need your help but he's going yes you do I would have loved it In my mind, though, really, though, what I wanted to communicate was, Drew, I'm vomiting. I don't give a fuck about none of this. Shut the fuck up. But I can't get that out, and I'm about to die.

But I'm communicating. You don't have to give a fuck about none of it. Like, okay, I don't need you. I think you both have very bad points. It doesn't matter. None of it matters. We both apologize. We both fine, but I'm still yakking.

I didn't apologize for nothing. So we're fucking, we're fucking, he came in my room two hours later. I apologize. Well, red family. Anyways, I'm fucking. We're both screaming. It's both very hot. And Drew's like,

I want to just da-da-da-da. And I fucking shove him. Like I did. I pushed him. And then Trey immediately got between us. We start yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada. Whatever.

Again, I still kind of don't care because I can't see. I can't breathe nothing. Well, anyways, I yak again. And I thought Drew had just went to the bathroom. So I sat down and I'm trying to get everything ready. And I go, Drew, were you on Channel 1 or 2? And Trey's like, Trey's laying in the floor like, and he goes, dog, he left.

And I'm like, oh, really? I thought he just went to the bathroom. He left. Well, anyways, flash forward. Me and Traier sitting there trying to just put this together. Like, what the fuck, man? Well, then I get a phone call. Okay.

Before you did that, before you got a phone call, I go back to my room then. No, you're right. Sorry, keep going. That was later. Keep going. So I get a phone call, and it's security. And they're like, hey, what's going on up there? And I go, well, how much time you got?

Yeah. I think y'all know a little bit. Yeah. I think somebody got Mace. And then he goes, no, your room in particular. uh we got a call that there was a fight and i said no no i said listen me and my buddy got a little mouthy i said that's all that is i said it because it's just it's just heated up here man i know what the fuck is going on it's mason air so the dude goes well i'm gonna have to come up there and that

made me mad immediately but i did i go they've got to investigate all this shit i said you know what come up here i don't care i got red's already up by that time it's up you might have well yeah come on up here so i told him i said come on up here i said i got nothing to hide i want to make, you know, I don't want to say no, hell no, because then they're going to think I'm the motherfucker at Mace. Right. So they say, come on up, whatever. So anyways, the security guard fucking comes to the door, knocks on it, I open it, like,

and then show him the whole room. Like, hey, here, look, nothing's going on. Now, the reason I left is, I was like, if I don't leave, I'm going to fight with Corey. If I had been there during this, as drunk as I was, go ahead, tell him what he did. Because I about did something, and I wasn't that drunk. So the security guard sits there. First off, let me preface this. So it's not the police.

This is a security guard. He has a rag over here. his face. Because of me. Because of May. Right. Right. He realizes something is going on. He goes, he takes the rag off and he's like trying to come in my room. And I'm like, look, ain't nothing going on. You know, look, we had, listen, me and my buddy got a little

heated. He's got his red up. I said, we got a little heated. That security guard's like, oh, your shit going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I said, look, we got a little heated. He's gone now. I said, but it's honestly just because we can't fucking breathe. I said, and I pointed to my floor. I said, that's my puke right there, from Mace. And he goes, that's always

a good plan to the security guard. This is my Pew. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, you know, I don't think I need to tell you. I don't want to have to come up here again. And I was like, you will not, I said, I don't know how to tell you. I would have told that motherfucker. You should come back up here and get rid of this fucking mace. If I don't what the fuck going on with that shit.

You should be living on 13. Yeah, you should be literally. So I was like, dude, you're not. Is there not an investigation something? I said, I'm trying to. Y'all just mace each other and just fucking. What the fuck? Excuse me, there's a noise complaint.

We were down there investigating the attempted murder. someone aware of this to the fact that you may have raised your voice. It's actually funny to say that. I'll get to the whole is this normal or not thing in a minute. So the guy, he's like, I don't want to come up here again.

I was like, I just told you. I said, me and my buddy got in a little scuffle, but it was literally just because of how insane all this is. He's gone, it's fine. He goes, well, and then he kind of like steps towards me and goes, I don't want to have to tell you what will happen

if I have to come up here again. And I said, are you? And then Trace stood up and goes, are you fucking serious? I can hear we go, are you fucking serious? And I go, are you fucking kidding me right now? I said, there is Mace. I'm trying to go to bed.

I'm fucking puking. And you're going to come at me with this goddamn attitude. And he stepped in my door and I pushed him out. So get the fuck out of my goddamn room. And I slammed the door in his face. Then I locked it. Well, about five minutes after that, me and Trey were sitting there kind of laughing over it. But my red, I was like, I won't fuck that security.

We look out of the door and there's the police. And I was like, man, I was like, you know good and well. That security guard went down there and said, these fucking rednecks are the one that did it. He shoved me out of the goddamn. room. I know it for a fact. But, uh, I mean, you know, after that, that was it. Drew came back in my room an hour or two later and we chatted. And again, we were fine because redneck could shove each other and be fine an hour and a

right, right, right, right. I didn't shove you. On the way, we didn't shove each other. I'm about to fuck her up in my basement. I'll break you and your pig. Oh. On the way to or back from your room, I saw a cop talking to a girl. She was fucked up.

Like, she was drunk. She the one with the stomach showing? No, you asked me about that. Yeah, she was hitting for me. And he was like interviewing her, you could tell they had been separating everybody, as the cops do. Because he had her out of there, and what I heard him say to her, you can just tell me, they've already told me, it doesn't matter to me. Just where are the drugs or whose drugs were they? And she was like, there were any drugs, sir.

What I think happened is they were partying, and someone decided to steal all the drugs. Yeah. and mace everybody there. Or whoever was bringing the drugs got uncomfortable and maced everybody there. And I believe it was, oh boy without his shirt on. And his plan on getting out was, I've been maced and then he was dipped. Right. Which there was that one dude that ran up when we went out in a hall for a second that came up and was like a dude broke in our room, tried to steal everything and maced us.

Which I mean, yeah, I buy that. Man, there was some shit going down in Fargo. There's probably always some shit going on in Fargo. So hilarious you would say this, okay. So anyways, the next month. morning, I get up and I'm like, I wonder if this has already been on news. You know, Fargo ain't that big of a place. If there was some big drug bus, I bet you it's been covered the fucking law was here.

It was y'all three. So I just look up Fargo, Radisson, and Click News. November 30th, 2017, panels falling from Fargo Radisson create public safety concern. I'm like, well, that ain't their fault. Whatever. October 6, 2017, Radisson in downtown Fargo lockdown is finally. over. The next, the next,

what? This is the downtown Fargo, Radisson is a trap house. You shid me. December 2017.

SWAT team, Fargo police respond to disturbance at Radisson. The SWAT team. At the disturbance. And it's like,

the goddamn Radisson. It's a 16th floor hotel. It's got, it's got literal law offices on floor three. There's a spa there. Yeah. Is it nice?

This is a nice spot. It was pretty tight. But like, So all that shit. You know, did some meth. You got a mass. You got a swat team showed up. And disturbance.

Oh, you know. How many disturbances? What kind of disturbance? That new treatment. Just put this mace on your house. You cry for four hours and you feel like a new man. I got mace right in a butt hole one time. Dead in my butt hole.

I was going to ask you if you'd ever been mad. Was that like a dare? No, no, no. As I was like, came up to you. You were just like presented. You were like, ah. You just put your ass cheeks apart. I'll give you a tarts.

Yeah, they're so used to the cops coming. You're like, shit. I know the drill. You pulled down, spread your butt cheeks, and they just sprayed mace right on it. I was in a hole in a county jail one time, and I was in there of Raising Hell, and they just... Is the whole solitary? Yeah. You're raising hell by yourself.

Please describe Raising Hell in this scenario. Well, I was butt-naked. Okay. I was kicking my door as hard as I fucking could and telling everybody I was going to kill everybody. So that was pretty much telling them, tell them, and I was going to try to sling... We've got a two-one-two here. We're going to need a butthole mace. Well, what happened was, this is what happened.

They turned all my water off, right? And then they came in there, and they dropped my little flat. And they got what they got in there is they got these, like, fucking... How long had your water been off? Just when they came in there. Like, they have a search team, like as big ass-ass thing. Oh, sure, sure, sure. I thought you were saying that's why you were kicking the door.

Oh, no, I was kicking the door. I don't even remember, man, I was being an asshole. We'll see how this guy does without water. Yeah, I think he's gone without it for several days. Yeah, man, I was in it. I was going through some things. I tell you, I have a lot of my mind. I was trying to explain that the best I could.

You know, butt-necked and kicking the door. Just really to have the words for it. I think, yeah. I would act out. Buddy, we have all been there. I'm just going to act out my... Let he who has, you know, not ever kicked the door neck. He's sitting there trying to cast the first kidney stone.

Trying to tell him what was up. He's like, you know, I've always heard actions. Be flattered than wires. Let me say what. Fuck you. Fuck you. Just balls flapping everywhere. I don't give my fuck.

So they came here and took my damn my little child flap down where they feed you the tray in this little, in the hole. And they got these things that's like a damn, like a, like a, like a, like a, what a fire extinguisher. Sure. But it's full of fucking mace, dog.

And like I turned around. Holy shit. Yeah. And I turned around real fast when I saw it coming through my flap. Yeah. And buddy, it shot me right in the asshole. I swear to God. That shit ran down my fucking nussie.

My fucking dickhole. I was dying. Jesus. And I told him my fucking. I was begging them. I said, I'm so sorry. I swear to God I never fuck with them folks ever again. I never did anything like that again.

That shit fucking changed my life, man. Got right with the Lord. And, uh, yeah. Yeah, that's how fascism works. This second, they beat you till you give up or die. I wish you was dead. God damn. So next morning we go down and we're trying to make sense all this shit.

And we just walked down in the front desk. Everybody's just down there. Hey, welcome to the rat. Like, you know. Swat team went here. They put our receipt under the door. I thought for sure. It's a note.

It's a note. Sorry about the mace. Yeah. And so. Nothing. Yeah. Because considering what they've been through, you'd think they'd already have one type of right.

Right. So we go down there and we're just, walking out and they're like hey see you guys you're checking out have a good day and tray goes hey before we go um what the fuck happened last night and they're like what are you talking about and they're like they're like they're trying to they're like fucking straight face play like we're like we're idiot so she got they go what are you talking about and they go last night and they go oh well you know we weren't on that shift and i just go right so when y'all came to clock the shift that we did it god damn yep you know normal night it works here guys directly on are you

shitting me? Come on. It might have happened at that fucking place. Yeah, I mean, dude, it's very normal. We're like, oh, fucking not do that, whatever. I said that and they go, well, you know, we're not exactly allowed to talk about it. And Trey goes, I slept

breathing fucking pepper spray last night. I understand if you're not allowed to give, like, names of people and shit like that. But you absolutely are allowed to give me something. Yeah, be like this fucking dick yet try to rob it some bitch, and then they got fucking made. So, and I, so I called, who do I call? I called Amher. I was telling her back.

She's like, you know, need to fucking complain to management. I'm like, that ain't my style. So my style of complaining of management is I just made a Twitter thread about it. I told to Radisson, I went through this whole thing and ended it with like, just to let you know, I know this ain't your fault, but next time I'll whip your goddamn security guards ass. And Radisson responded to it.

They're like, oh, my God, we're so sorry. Please send us an email detailed what happened. I was like, oh, you know what? I'll send you a link to this podcast. How about that? Yeah. And so, but dude, they ain't going to do shit. No, but we're going to tag Radisson in the post of this.

Oh, without a doubt. and well-read fans out there, tweet this podcast out and tag Radisson on Twitter in it, please. Hashtag butthole mace or whatever. Oh, my God. So, yeah, man, just like it wasn't no big fucking deal.

And, uh, I mean, you know. God damn Fargo. I've never. I've never. We did. God damn, dude. It was all, it's a simulation, DJ. Yeah, yes, I know it.

All life is like that. But I'll tell you this, though. Like this is not, for anyone listening, I probably should have mentioned this 30 minutes before, but like, Fargo is an awesome city. Dude. We had a fucking blast. They were nice as hell.

The little town was great. Everybody was super cool. That theater was only half full, and it sounded like it was completely full. Yeah, man. And everybody at that theater went to the same. Dempsey's, man. Go to Dempsey's and get a pizza also plug for them because they were great to us.

They had old style beer on tap, which I dig. Yeah, I've never seen that on tap. Everybody tried to or succeeded in buying us a drink. Yeah. There was people like working who were. We're like, oh man, goddamn we wanted to go to the show. We were like, oh, man, how do you know about us? We're like, oh, we don't.

We just figured if somebody was here on a Sunday, they must be fucking good. That really was it. Their theory was, if you show, you play Fargo on Saturday. If you're good, you come on Sunday because you was in Minneapolis on Saturday. Yeah, and that was the case. Y'all in Minneapolis? What do you think about Minneapolis? This is the only second time we've been there, third?

But one time we had to spend more time there. One time we had shows in that mall, and we just didn't run a car. or leave that mall and that sucked. I bet it did, yeah, yeah. But this time I walked around down down. I was on one. Buddy, I've been on a bender, DJ. Let me tell you.

Let me tell the fans out here. It's been Black Friday weekend. Black Friday weekend is a 10-year-old tradition now. This is the 10th anniversary. You tell that I've got to let my dog out. We're at my house right now, well-wetter's. And every year, if we can, the cats on with the law school with and I get together for the first weekend of the NCAA tournament,

the basketball tournament. when we were in law school, the first weekend of the first year that we were there, I went to a Catholic law school, it was Good Friday. A Catholic law school? I mean, just, I went to a law school, it happened to be Catholic. I showed up. They were like, hey, we're Catholic. I'll eat the bread.

Yeah. And it was Good Friday. We were off for Good Friday, and that happened to be the first Friday at the NCAA tournament. So I said to my friends, let's go to a bar with a lot of TVs, because the games, I know you don't give a shit about sports, but the games overlap. lap. Like, there'll be games on all day that first weekend. So we went to a bar with like nine TVs.

We just got sloppy. Sure. Like, it was bad. It was like, none of us had money, so we had, but we had credit cards because we had college students. We all had $150,200 credit card bills. Yeah, yeah. I got kicked out at 930 from a bar. The bouncer literally said to me, you're not doing anything wrong.

You're just too drunk to be here. Yeah. Went next door. I spilled beer on this girl, Tiffany, and made her very upset. I told her shit happens in a bar. That went over as well as you'd imagine that it would. And that was like, you know, a big thing that everyone remembers. Anyway, we deemed it Black Friday because it was on Good Friday,

and we've just done it every year now. I woke up the next day in a UT Vals shirt, not the one I wore to the bar and nothing else. Ha! Nice. Yeah, it was a good time. So then it became like a tradition or whatever. This year we went to Nashville.

It's to the point now where we wear overalls, but like brightly color. Mine are checkered orange and white, like the university. Tennessee. There was a video the next day that my friend sent me that I don't even remember of us partying with the Xavier band. The team Xavier was in town. Their band was celebrating a victory by marching through the streets of Nashville. We were just with them or near them.

We were by them dancing in one video and another one were running down the street singing. I know, hey, baby, I want to know, would you suck my boss? Just not at all. You know what I mean? Just like, hey, for this day, we're 22 again, everybody. In my hand is a pitcher of margarita. Now, we didn't steal the margarita. We paid for that, but we were not entitled to the pitcher itself.

The vessel, not ours. So we stole the vessel. Just walking down the street in Nashville, open container, didn't give a shit, apparently, dance him. That was the start of my weekend. I got there on Thursday. We drank a little. We went really hard on Friday. Saturday went to Minneapolis

Just decided to fucking stay on one Yeah Because right before the show The Valls, Mining Trace Valls, lost on a last second shot Literally right before I went to bring Corey up Oh damn

I go and I bring Corey up By the way, well red fans Come to a live show My new thing is when I introduced Corey From the God Mike backstage I'm making up a new insult every time This time I call him Piggy Stardust I've called him that

I've called him the chubbiest boy in comedy marshmallow cheeks I like those I like piggy I like piggy star dust a whole lot I gotta be honest that's not an insult like I feel like I'm actually giving it more

you kind of really are well that's really how it is though I mean to me and Corey I pretend like I'm being mean to him but it's all love yeah it's so much it's all love all anyway

they lost I just had so much hate in my heart for the way they lost I do the team that beat him is the Cinderella team it's like the underdogs who are doing well

Oh yeah, fuck them. They have, well, yeah, that's always a great story until it happens to your fucking team. Right, right? They're Laola, Chicago, another Catholic Jesuit school. That's the team that beat us. They have a 95-year-old woman named Sister Gene who's like their team chaplain. She prays with them before the game. And she's done all these interviews.

She's in a wheelchair. She's so cute. This old bitch is full of shit. She's in a wheelchair. I don't believe it. I think she can walk. Sister Jean, I'm on to you. I think you're 45.

I think you looked that way because you had a meth habit. I think that you used to be able. I had a wear on you. Yeah. Also, if you think the Lord don't give a fuck about your legs, why does it give a shit about your team? I don't buy it.

It's all the ruse. I know what she's doing. The reporter asked her the other day, how does it feel to be? Yeah, I'm saying, please help our basketball team. Like, fuck my legs. Yeah, yeah.

I saw the other day, someone said, how's it feel to be a national superstar? And she said, please let me correct you, international. We know why you're doing it, sister. Oh, that ain't nothing. No.

No. She didn't. She's for inner city Chicago She's a Catholic school. She's been beating little black children with rulers since the day one And now that some of them got good at basketball She's riding them to fame

We know what you are, Sister Jean. Yeah, I got to say, I'm on board with this. I first, I wasn't sure, but yeah, man. And she has herpes on her face. They don't, that's like very much a Baptist thing Like televangelists and shit Or non-denomination. I've never seen a Catholic like big time.

No, they're not allowed to him Of course they've just got the Pope. I mean, yeah, dude. I mean, they don't need. I mean, they don't know them. Yeah. Like, they don't need to. Like, Baptists are very, like, indie bands in that way.

Yeah. But they got Franklin Graham, though, too. I mean, like, we've got, he's the Pope. Oh, yeah. You know. He ain't that popular. Hey, do they still do Timbribles. Yeah, I mean.

Yeah, people still do them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's all regimented. What I'm saying is Catholics are the industry. Right. And Baptist are the indie bands.

But just like in music, the indie bands, that's all fake now, too. They still got with labels. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Or, yeah. And as I'm by saying, let's not compare Baptist to indie bands too much on account of indie bands hit for me. Well, I always say Baptist art is hating gay people and they don't want anyone to tell them how to do their goddamn art. Yeah, okay.

That's why they're independent. Respect. Yeah. Yeah. Well, anyway, I was telling DJ why, how my weekend went. So that happened. I just start chugging beers. I got hate in my heart. I get up.

I do have a great set. Like, it turns out hate is a good emotion for me to walk on stage with it. Any kind of comedy, I've got to say. I'll be honest. Just kept chugging beers. After the show, one of my buddies that I actually ran into on the flight in the Minneapolis, this dude I went to Bonneroo with, he wanted to go to the show. I was like, hell yeah, I go the show.

I tried to get up with him after he was at some gay bar called Gay 90s. That's the name of the bar. Greatest name of a bar in the history of the fucking world. Welcome to the gay 90s. Fuck, yes. I was so pumped about going there. Well, they all just kind of coming out kind of a little bit. Right.

So early. Yeah, yeah. Early 90s. Yeah. Just kind of starting to be open with it. Early 90s was one of the gayest eras ever. It was pretty sweet. I would say, I know, I would say like probably, man, that whole,

oh, no, you're right, man, because that fucking Mick Jagger fucking, what hell was early 90s, right? Yeah, and the, uh, with him and Bowie did you tell? That's when Ellen came out. That's when the real world dude came out. Like, it was a big time for people coming out of gay. Specifically, though, that David Bowie, Mick Jagger. video.

That was the, yeah, man, that was, if you said that yeah, without the music? Yeah, yeah.

Man, that was a, that was a goddamn, yeah, man. In my mind, when you're going in that bar, that's just on every screen.

Yeah, but I couldn't get in. The line was fucking as long as it should be for a bar called the gay 90s. Yeah. So I was like, fuck this.

I started walking back to my hotel. I didn't have nowhere to go. I just kept drinking at the hotel bar, just went to sleep. woke up, went to Fargo.

I decided to keep going You know what I mean? Like I just, I was on a goddamn bender Well, buddy, when you get on one It's so nice Well, and you get to that And you get to that point every day Within the bender that like

Once you get past three in the afternoon You're like, well, this day's shot I may as well keep you going Yeah, yeah Hopefully I'll start over tomorrow But you can't stop a bender at five in the afternoon No, absolutely not It's never happened

I mean like a motherfucker Blacked out Unless you just pass smooth out But you don't ever decide to stop a bender At 5 in the afternoon I can't wait for like a clinical psychologist fan of ours to be like, yeah, I was teaching my class to my freshman and we got to addiction. I just started playing them your podcast. Yeah, we got to the part about denial.

Yeah. And so this was a really good episode for that. You know what? At this age in the game, I remember like in my 20s and stuff, like people were in denial. But I think when she hit 30 years, like, yeah, you know what? Fuck it. I think, you know what? I think I'm an addict.

I think I'm a drunk. You know what I'm coming to accept. that. I think it's weirder about people. I don't. No. I disagree with that because, for me, because I think me making jokes about it is me pretending like it's fine. Well, I don't think you pretend like it's fine, though. I think you just accept it. I don't think you're in denial. You want the world to think you think it's fine. You know it ain't fine. It's called a facade. I don't like them. Well, what I think is like... That's French. That's a French. You know, people in their

early 20s, people in their early 20s, like college-aged kids always, they're in denial about the fact that they don't actually have problems. They want to go, oh, I'm such an alcoholic. I went out on Saturday night and got drunk. They love to throw out the terms I'm an hour. Exactly. Exactly. And then you're like, no, hollar at me when you're 31 drinking by yourself in the basement

and cussing God. Then you're fucking out of hot. You're just having fun. But I don't really do that. I go on benders. And I don't know what that is. I've got this special kind of problem where I go on benders and then I'll just go two weeks and not drink.

That's a different type of alcohol. There's like two different types of alcohol. Oh, God. I didn't know that. I've read about it. Because I'm, well, I'm. Wait, are you telling me you're the NBA and I'm the Euro League? No, because I can probably get a DVD on that too.

I'm the same one as you. Like, I used to be like, I don't have a problem because sometimes I'll just go a week and a half, two weeks and not do shit. But then it's like, then I'll go a whole month and be torqued every goddamn day. But you're just, you're a binge drinker. We're indy car. We're binge drinkers. Yeah, there's some people who are binge drinkers and there's some people who have to have a certain amount every day just to function. But then there's the people like me who it's like, if I'm going to have three, I'm going to have fucking 14. And then if I feel bad the next day, I'll probably.

I keep going. Hold on. That's not necessarily what I do. I meant more like, because like, I won't have 14 ever because that'll kill me. I do this thing where I went hard on Friday. I don't feel good today, but it's in me. Like, let's just, yeah, fuck it. And then like six, so six days in a row I get fucked up.

That's just a vicious cycle. I've never been a person who is like, well, I've had six, I might as well have 14. Honestly, because, and I think I'm just super lucky maybe, there's always a point in night where I'm like I'm going to have less fun soon if I don't stop drinking. Oh, I'm not a, might as well have 14. My body's like just, I want to. Like, if I had that buzz, I'm like, let's keep this fucking thing going. That always ends for me.

I think my body's too shitty for me to be a drunk. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Me and this motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. We have spent a week ago just like, have we slept yet. Yeah. No. No. Go ahead. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, no, off switch. I don't have that. There are. But then, like I said, I can go a week and go, you know, I don't want to do anything this week. And I just fucking chill out and not do anything. But then again, once it starts, here we go.

See, that's how I definitely am about everything. It's like I'm such an excessive, you know, I was saying, consumer. Yeah, consumer. A consumer, man. And I have to, and I have to, it's like, okay, I can't just take one hit. I can't just do one. There ain't no just one. There ain't no one, nothing.

and it's give me everything you have and everything you can sell me and I'm going to do it all and when I finally come to we'll all just hope that it worked out. It's like how Ricky Jervais

don't do shit for a year and then he comes out and does like a special smasher yeah it does a cartoon or whatever and then he's like I think that's more like he's building he's building his craft

he doesn't say yeah he's a lot of work with there is a little bit okay so that's interesting you just brought that up because you said earlier it's been a year

you said you I'm drinking over a year. So, like... I don't mean to stand up, by the way. I mean, how he doesn't ever have multiple seasons of a show. He just has one series, puts it out, waits a year, does one other off series. That's how I drink.

Oh, right. I thought you were talking about what he said. Anyway. I don't help. How's that year being? Great. Yeah? Man, it's been great.

You look good, baby. Thank you, baby. Yeah, man. You still smoke weeds in a day, right? Every day. I smoke a ton of weed. Yeah, I'll see how you could. Yeah.

No, no, no, I can't do that. Yeah, I can't handle fucking life and sobriety. I don't do that. I'm not one of those people. Right, that's... I eat a lot of mushrooms. About twice a month, I'll eat mushrooms. Well, that's kind of the thing, though, is that people, like, there's some people who it's like, they can't handle sobriety, but it's like, all right, but if you just smoke weed, then that's fine.

But it is. It's fine. We've done this on the podcast, so they've heard it, but I need you to hear this and react to it. Corey... I wasn't about to even say that. No, I'm... I want to say. What I was going to say is, like, people who, like, get off opiates or people who are, like,

alcoholics and they want to get off of it. But then society goes, but you can't, you know, can't smoke weed neither because that's illegal or whatever. It's like, no, this person needs something, but... Let's give them something better. Let's give them something better. Look, they don't want to face reality sober, but just let them smoke weed. Well, if they don't, they're going to fucking do the thing that they end up seeing cars. I have some, like, bad, bad night tears and night, like, it's just, uh, they, they, they, they, they, they, they

have said that it was whatever and then they try to give me medicine and I guess it works for a minute but man really man pot it does it for me it keeps my it keeps like a lot of like the shit the mace butthole nightmares

yeah yeah yeah mace but hole nightmares mace but hole nightmares you are the worst mace but whole nightmare shibidoo a boop pupper Yeah, well, Red listeners, y'all just think you have demons.

Yeah. So the funniest thing, not the funniest thing, but one of the funniest things Corey's ever said, not meaning to. He came out, like, it was very early on in the show, and he was talking about how he hadn't been drinking for a while. And he said, and I don't want to fuck it up, Corey. So if I say it wrong, you can correct me. You won't tell it as better than me because I actually, I don't remember saying. Yeah, you weren't trying to do a set-up punch. You were getting into a premise about doing sobriety.

And he goes, I mean. Man, I just got to tell you, dude, being sober is so much better on mushrooms? And he did it. He meant it. The one thing he butchered, I didn't say better. I said, easier. I was like, I hadn't been drinking. I said, you know what, it's really easy?

Well, ruined or punched it up. No, it's right. You know what, it's easier. If you really want to quit drink, get sober, the best thing for you to do is just take mushrooms every day. Because I get so much easier to be sober. And I meant that in my whole heart. I know exactly what it is, man. It's like, because, okay, it's this same way with weed.

Like, when I smoke weed, I don't, it's not like I'm, now, there are some, there is some weed out there that a motherfucking, buddy, you know. To the curb, baby. Buddy, oh, oh, that Jack Carrera, I got, uh, her, or how to fucking pronounce it, man, I got a hold of a done of that shit. And it was just, it was so fantastic. It was just like the best strain.

And I appreciated it. And, uh, you know, I wanted to write the guy a letter, didn't. Yeah, because you had smoked some of his shit. Yeah, yeah, he wrote, uh, the emperor. he got that can't write a letter strain oh but yeah no no no no it was a super creative

super relaxed just a great uh it was the guy who wrote um jack her he wrote uh the emperor's cloy or i forget what it

anyways he created this strain okay and the strain is fucking I want to get into that shit it is creating the clone yeah like I wouldn't even know where to get but books what I need to do is I need to get with someone who knows how to

do it and go, right, look, because everybody has an idea, man, and then someone that knows how to do it. I'll tell you what I want,

you do it, and then we'll brand it. That'll be the Corey Forster string. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I need to be, uh, what, oh shit, we're recording.

We're gonna do a little video. I'm not sending it out. Okay, uh, yeah, uh, yeah, uh, who's, whoopee has whoopee weed.

Whoopee has whoopee wood, yeah. That she really? Wopie Goldberg. She came backstage at a show one time in Brooklyn. She was like, man, you guys are, you know, cool. We went on the Facebook live.

And then I was like, whoopi, we have a drink with me. She's like, oh, honey, baby, I don't drink. It's a pretty good impression. That was great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But she said, but I'll smoke with you. See, I won't keep it going because I'll ruin it. She said, but I'll smoke with you if you want. And I was like, yeah. And then she hit a pen and she gave it to me and I hid it.

And she said, keep that. And I still have it. Yeah. And I was like, where did you get this? And she gets, that's my weed. And I was like, no, I know. Where did you go? That's my weed. No, shit. And so where are we driving the next day? So I remember we just stayed high on whoopies weed the whole time. We thought it was the coolest shit in the world.

Yeah, yeah, it was. We're smoking a fucking Egot Winters weed that she gave us. Her lips was on this. He got weed. He got weed. He got it. He got it. That's what, dude, if it ain't called that.

He got weed. Yeah. Wow, that's fucking dope. God, it is dope. That is awesome. I've been one, I bet I said it on a podcast before. If there's anybody out there that fucks with all that shit or you work at a store, we want our own goddamn strain so bad.

Man, dude, there's. I don't want to make no money. I mean, I will. but I don't care to. Well, red bud? Yeah. Well, red, didn't you used to work on all them popcorns?

Yeah, up in Humboldt County. How was that? Man, it was weird, dude. It was weird because, see, I didn't do much except for, like, man, and Humboldt County is so beautiful up there. There's, like, a bunch of farms and stuff, and then there's an ocean. So people's cattle will get out, and there'll be just cattle roaming on the ocean, horses.

So I did a lot of, like. Cows just go swimming in the surf? They don't swim, buddy. They die? Man, sharks, they eat a cow so fast. In that moment, they were both surf and turf. That's amazing. If I was a shark, that'd be the, that'd be.

Exactly. He's luckiest day ever. Yeah, like, I hate that. He thinks he's hallucinate, like, down. Hold on, Bruce. Tell me now, is that a fucking cow out here? It's a trap. Don't go for it, Bruce.

Some shark ain't eating a week. Somebody's out there fishing with a goddamn cow. Would that be the most old horse? And it has a red as ass. I take how to catch that man. Let's hook us a cow with this motherfucker. Called a great wine. Ain't that great.

I got his ass with a cow. Went on a crane, shit that mother. Just like, dude, a fucking crane on a boat with a cow just sitting there, pull out a whale. Okay, Bill, okay, Bill. But what did you catch him on? Now, son, 75-pound test. Swear to God. You know, the good thing is you cut it out.

You can eat the cow, too. It's like a turducken, but it's all just cook that motherfucker with it. Cook a son bitch with it, and then boom, he'll. inside cut into it. God damn cow. Yeah, feed the cow a duck. You've heard... Feed the cow and duck. Put that in the cow. Feed that to a sard and pull that motherfucker out.

It's Thanksgiving. It's the Jimmy Buffett Thanksgiving out here, baby. It's the Jimmy Buffet buffet. Sure Duck. God, damn it. You've heard of surfing turf. This is turf in the surf. Lord. Damn it, that's fucking hilarious. Man, we can put that on a cartoon.

God damn. Someone animate that shit. Do it now. I'm trying to learn how to animate it. I'm trying to learn how to Well, learn. This is your first video. Some old boy cruises out there on his boat. He's got his cow, Bessie on it.

Bessie don't know what's happening. She's all merrh. She's all mrr. She's just looking at it. She just sitting there all murr. Just looking at him with love in her eyes. He gave her duck to eat. She'd never had duck to eat.

She thinks it's a special day. She thinks her and, you know, old Bill are finally really connecting on a deeper level. And then he throws her ass over the side of the fucking hook in her mouth. My fucking deep. Make that cold out of it. Get to go for a swim. Got a piercing.

This is a pretty good day. for a cow. Yeah, she thinks she's on a date. I tell you about eating cow tongue before. I believe you did it on accident or something. You talked about it last time on the podcast. You had went to buy something and some of the boy was like,

y'all want to try some cow tongue? Yeah, that's what it was. That's the night the flamethrowers came out, wasn't it? Yeah. The night the lights came back on in Georgia. The damn bed, I tell you. I tell you what, I got to pee. Go pee, baby.

Should we pause? Dude, honestly. I mean, we're hell. good if you want to if y'all want to end on the cow story because i think it's as good a place as any let's skinny plug his ship oh yeah let's talk about it real quick oh yeah when i get back i do want to talk about it a little bit okay yeah skinny skinny skinny bay tell them can we pause it or what my town no go ahead go ahead tell what's going on uh whichy life where to get your shit go on soundcloud skinny bucket there's much stuff there i'm not uh too much i got to situate all that

shit but the album's coming out May 5th May 6th and Chattanooga at JJ Bohemia there's uh we're having a CD release party it's gonna be crazier than shit we're doing a lot of comedy and and and music and there's uh it's man dude I'm just so

excited about it at all the 20 this this Friday anybody's in the Chattanooga area at the Brewing Q high's cold another super just talented just a guy who's really helped me out in this He's a great dude.

Man, he really... You're actually sitting where we shot his last video. No shit. I felt his butt. Yeah. That's his butt. He was sitting right there. Think about him.

It feels me like a chili, like a good chili. Yeah. You could probably feed him to the duck. Yeah. You see him without his beard? Yeah, I saw him. He shaved it. I was like, God damn, that's a bold move right there.

Yeah, buddy, you better not go around no vans or nothing. Hell not. He'll snatch you up, buddy. He'll snatch you up, buddy. No. He's, yeah, man, we filmed a video. I can't remember what the... I don't even know if he's actually put it out yet.

It wasn't the whole video. We did, like, a little pre thing to it. For the new album? Yeah, where I'm sitting right there. I'm sitting there and I'm trying to basically tell him he needs to start smoking weed. I was playing a stepdaddy. And we fogged this room, the fuck, smooth out. It was a blast.

But anyways, you're on SoundCloud, skinny bumpkin. Skinny Buckkin. Skinny, skinny. And I've heard some of the newer shit, and I think it's flames. Yeah, and we're going to put. put some of it here at the end of this here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I didn't ask you, but we're going to. Yeah, I mean, that's fine. Just send me an MP3, baby, and that's it. Oh, you. Yeah. Yeah, man. Did you plug the show coming up in May? May 6th, yes, that's a CD release party.

It's going to be just goddamn fucking, I, I'm just so excited. And hopefully we'll get to take it. We already have, I've already booked, like, a few, like, just dives around. I think we're going to Asheville. uh we're somewhere in pennsylvania and harrisburg we got a couple places where we're going to do try to do comedy in and uh and uh and see how to take it to the street so you said it was may 6 at j jay yes i'm gonna be there i'll be there too your boy's home you oh baby my god damn i'm pumped fuck y'all just made my goddamn it's gonna be fire afternoon what time is it whatever it's it's a way it's time for a bender yeah

let's get on start a bender you smell a beer what uh now explain a little bit if you don't mind unless you don't want people seeing behind it. Like you're making the whole deal yourself. Yeah. Like you make the beats. Well,

not so much anymore, actually. People started sending me. Yeah, people started just sending me beats. And, uh, people send me beats too, but.

Just baiting off. Yeah. God damn boy, eat better. Just getting beats in the mail. It's a fan letter. It's just beats. It's a bunch of beats.

Some bitch, god damn it, boy. No, I started out making the beats, but, and not having to do it. not having to do that, not having to spend that time doing it, is awesome.

Because I get to spend more time lyrically and wondering and figuring out how I'm going to, like, you know, what exactly I'm trying to put out there and stuff. And I really wasn't doing that a lot at first. I was just really focusing on music

because I really wanted to make, really what I started doing it for, how I got into it was I was going to make a soundtrack to a stop motion short film that I was making. and um yeah you sent me some of that yeah i do boy yeah dude it was crazy wild as hell so i was gonna make a soundtrack uh behind that and then i was like wait hold on i can i can do now also well if i'm already doing this yeah and also i would i would like to say it it sounds okay so at this point

in my life i just i don't sleep i don't sleep yeah so uh so the night tears come don't hit yeah i don't have to worry about night tears yeah i worry about shit you don't go to bed It's all a nightmare. It's all your whole life. It's a nightmare. Just don't ever go to sleep, baby. So, but I mean, I literally spent, I guarantee, several, several months in the house in front of that, just learning, not sleeping, not, just fucking. And I don't, I do not recommend that.

I do not. But as, you know. And so, and so I did pick up a lot real fast, though. Not that all of it was good or anything. So then I started picking it up. Well, that's important too, though. Figuring out quickly what sucks. Well, yeah, dude, I mean, that's the biggest part of it.

That's comedy, that's anything. Yeah, and I'm still learning. And, dude, it's so funny how it parallels. Like, comedy and writing the music and everything. It's like, one thing I'm having a problem now that every comic has when they first get into it is like your jokes are too long. Yeah. You not get into the punch too quick enough. You know what I'm saying?

So, like, I'm coming out with like these nine minutes off because I'm trying to get it to pop at a certain time. And I don't think it pops enough. As quickly as it. Yeah, yeah, right, right, right, right. So you got to learn how to, like, you know, set up punch and get to it. And, like, there's so much to it that's so much. And, um, uh. So what's your goal with the first album?

And I don't, I mean, like, with the album, do you want it to be? I mean, you, you've always called your shit gutter billy. Like, is this, are you trying to do, like, gutter billy rap? Would you call it hit cop? Would you call it just regular straight up rap music? What kind of album you're trying to make? Jesus. I don't know.

Well, if I may interject here, I've heard it. I've heard it, a lot of your stuff. It ain't, if you're out there thinking what you think Hickop is, it fucking ain't. No, no, no, no. Because, hey, it's good. First time. Man, I have got, I really honestly like a some, well, I won't get any of that. But, no, it's not like that.

It's just art. It's all art. And I don't know what I want to. I just want to create art. And that's all I want to do. That's all I want to do with anything. You know what I'm saying? with regards

of what I just want to create art I don't Yeah that was That definitely was always Your biggest problem Um Um Yeah

Nell on the head baby Damn Yeah on the head That'd be a good one Yeah Oh nail on the head That was always

The weird Me and DJ'd be like I'd be like I'd be like I got this new joke About yada yada Birds or whatever And DJ's like Yeah I wrote a new joke too

And I drew a skeleton Yeah I'm like Jesus Christ man you're I'm glad we're friends but you're a different type of person oh man

extra in that people who cannot see was Corey went into his impersonation of DJ and you've got that impersonation down now to literally half a second and I know what you're doing

you're doing it. Yeah, I've always been very good at doing DJ. Oh man that whole shit in the fucking Gatlinburg I used to open with that or whatever when we do shows together

God dude Lord I gotta take a shit You know what's so funny? It's like, in doing music, which Friday will be the first time, well, second time I ever did this live. You're nervous? I'm fucking nervous as fuck, too.

You're more scared than you ever were with comedy? Yes. Even, even at first? Yeah. Even like the first time you did comedy? I didn't, I didn't too much give a fuck. And I did really well. Yeah, I was there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, yeah. So it was a different. And we bullshit it all the way up there. I was loose. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, yeah. She was cool. You know what I'm saying? It was like that. And it was at the comic case. And with the open mic too, it's like, if it don't go well, it's like, I dip out whatever. With this, there's a whole production. Oh, man.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, dude. Plus there's a lot riding on it because you're going out there and you're like, oh, well, he's a rapper. And I'm not really, I like poetry. And it kind of came like that. And now I've been going, not that I didn't listen to hip hop or whatever before I did, but kind of just, I mean, I like, you know, I went through a phase where I listened to a lot, date and family, three, three, six, mom, mafia, our cast always, and it kind of like just stayed, you know what I'm saying, U.K., like, kind of like stayed within this stuff.

Yeah, you know what I mean. Yeah, but the poetry's fucking there. Right. Especially with Andre and Big Boy. Man, dude, it's there. It's so. Trying to say 36 Mafia, ain't poets? Not saying, no, I'm not.

I'm not like corn on the cob. I'm not saying, my dick bitch do your job. Trying to say that ain't a poem. That's a different type of poetry. It's a very, it's a, it's a, it's a, that's a showetry. Yeah. Lower God. Yeah.

It's I am, damn it. Hametry. Yeah, that's Def Jam. DJ Def Jelly. Pickle beats by Dre. Yeah. Beasper. Yeah, you're going to have a halt.

So I'm not really trying to be a rapper or anything. I'm not trying to make a hip-hop. I'm just trying to create art. And that's what I'm trying to do with anything. Anything. I just want to create art. Something that, man, I get so much, dude. And I can't tell you what it.

Which people still all the time are like, hey, you know, I hope you're doing all right. When are you come back? We love you. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Come back to come back, whatever. You know what I'm saying? with stand up. With stand up

and I'm like well I'm trying to do music now and I'll send them something that I'm doing and usually what I do is I'll send them rebel yell

yeah and they'll come back like holy shit oh my god do you do this no no no no no no no

my god I listen to this every fucking day and then it goes on and it's like I'm able to create a connection because man

with comedy there was a lot I couldn't talk about there was a lot that I couldn't talk about and I felt very much isolated I felt very much.

And you ain't got to be funny in this shit. I don't got to be funny. Yeah, yeah. But like, yeah. And it helps a lot to be at that, to have a sense of humor about it. But when you're talking about being in prison and like having charges and shit like that, you're talking about, you know, the way that you feel, you know, isolation, lunging, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, all these things that I can be funny, can be funny, but are funny or hilarious. But it's like, okay, talking about prison and being in prison, when you go up on stage, and I can tell you some funny-ass. stories that are violent.

You've told me. They're amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of these stories is, and I've always wanted to tell it on stage, and I'm glad I've got this opportunity. It's like, I've seen this dude, bite this other fucking dude's lip off, right? You. See, you can't just tell this on a state, right?

You can't just walk up and open with that. Because people don't relate to it. Oh, yeah. Because as soon as you say you were in prison, they're like, oh, shit, hide the good, you know, take your jewelry off, hide that shit, Shawshank. He's been butt-fucked. You know what I'm saying? He's been...

You're going to bite him home. Right, right, right, right. And it was like that. So it's always weird. So you have to find a way to get it in there. But I seen this dude, and there's this little dude named Little Billy. And he was his little short, fat dude, a black dude, just a mile full of gold. You know what I'm saying?

And he was just cool, and he did all time to walk around. And the dude runs out of his fucking cell, hold his mouth, his blood all over the fucking place. And Little Billy goes, hey, boy, you forgot your lip. And dude, and I died laughing. That's funny anything. It's never been said at the catch. I know, I know. And like, but I can't, you can't, I get, now that we've built up and we've got, now this is, but like this is going out to an audience and being like, well, hey, I'm ready to fucking.

God damn, you know, I realize that, you know, I look like that. If you've ever seen a man named Little Billy bite a man's lip off, you may have done 10 years. Yeah. I'll never forget it, dude. And it was, I was dying laughing. Of course. Yeah, and a bunch of people were, he was so serious. You got your lip, man.

He's just trying to be helpful. And he was, dude. And Buddy went, and got it. And had it in his hands. Oh, he was like, oh, you're right, little belly. Thank you. So I put this lip on eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He went down there to the, and showed him to the police. Oh, God, Jesus Christ. Yeah. When you sent me Rebel Yell, I mean, I was like, actually, that reminds me you what would you call that song redid rebel art

and then you took the first vocals and put it on the second track because the second track was cleaner but you didn't you cut the first the intro

but you also took you redid the first verse I didn't want you to do that so I'm mad of you that was all I was trying to say I got to clear that up I was trying to come up with a question I was like, what am I trying to ask here?

Oh, no, no. I remember you're like, man, what the fuck's wrong with it? I remember the email. I was like, what are you talking about? You're like, you tell you got to change it. What the fuck? I was like, it's clean. It's like, really, like, what the hell?

And then you took the hook from the first one, and it's fucking haunting. It's so amazing. And by the way, the song sounds great. I'm fucking around. Now, when you sent to me, I started listening to it in the car. That's what we should put at the end. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

and I actually had, I stopped it, and I was like, I got to listen to this when I get home. I can't be fucking painted. This ain't one I can listen to the first time while I'm trying to drive. Right. You know what I mean? Right.

There's a lot of layers to this shit. Plus, I know this motherfucker. Right. You know what I mean? So, that's the personal connection I have. I'm like, man, I'm fucking, I know this guy. And it was so weird, man. It was so weird when I first started doing it because...

By the way, this is on Spotify. Skinny Bumpkin is still on Spotify? I took a lot of stuff. All there's two songs, Martin Living, and then... Oh, yeah, Rebel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit, I forgot. I'm about to move all my shit over there

because, like, SoundCloud is fucking weird. I don't know what the fuck's going on in there, do y'all ever fucking? I don't know. I mean, when you send it, when you send me a SoundCloud, that's money or no? Everything costs money, but. Even SoundCloud.

If you want to get the pro plan fucking and do all this, fuck that shit, I just need this place to store and be able to send shit right now. You know what I'm saying? Like, I ain't trying to be no goddamn drop at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I ain't trying to, you know what I mean? Right. so but yeah man um diving will be on spotify and uh man i'm looking so forward to it and we're gonna play

it here and also uh when when the album releases we'll also drop you some more skinny bumpkin you old baby this has been uh we don't need tray i mean we've always said it before we don't need you know what tray's like you know when you miss tray i miss you ever watch a rocket ship take off how that works you get launched away from earth and that gas that they burn that makes you go so fast. But once you get, like, halfway through the atmosphere, you just drop that off. That was trash.

Well, we got to end there. We're on the way to the moon, baby. All right, we love y'all, and thank you for being on here, DJ Lewis, aka Steady Bumpkin, aka Mace Butthole. And, uh, skee-skoo! Oaker boy. I look at what you're going to show you how fuck this world is hate to see-shaped. shoes and dips all roll up for show,

doctors show's expensive to toothed through kidney close to school and the goddamn dog red and I'll forget. Y'all don't know how to close no door, y'all show nothing to know how to leave a life. So what's the point? Giving all you got, if you just get shit, all hell I ain't got enough shit

to fill a fight a fist and a bitch just a case of baths and a big old red ass kiss and get a blessed shit to get fucked less daughter bug and just find that easy to shrug it all. Cause yeah, yeah. Well, we make a laugh, so I make a crap my break your heart. Every up all night.

That is our good buddy, skinny bumpkin. You can check him out on SoundCloud, on Spotify, and click the link in the bio to this episode for any other places to get him. Check him out. If he's ever near you and when his album comes out, we will drop it again here. We love the guy. And we love you guys for listening. Thank you so much.

And ski you. Thank you all for listening to The Well Red Show. We'd love to stick around longer, but we got to go. Tune in next week if you got nothing to do Thank you God bless you good night and school