wellRED podcast - Best Of WellRED #81 - Bob Seger Don't Hit For Drew or (You Farted in My Fish)

Episode Date: August 13, 2025

Bob Seger (or anything that brings anyone joy) don't hit for Drew. He yells at Corey and Trae about it. Other stuff too... but Mostly Drew being mad that Bob Seger exists.   TraeCrowder.com Go see Corey in Lexington This Thursday! CoreyRyanForrester.com Drew will be at The Comedy Catch in Chattanooga Sep 5 and 6 grab them tickets HERE

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They're the. You stood on top of your chair at an Irish restaurant. You spread your butt cheeks. You farted on my fish. You farted on my fish. You farted on my fish. Bullshit. Yes, you have.

Fuck old bait. No, fuck you. Fuck off. Fuck old bait. Dude, Bob Seeger fucking sucks. You farted on my fish. You farted on my fish. You said fuck Bob Seger.

That ain't it. That's the problem here. Fuck old bait. Say, I've been waiting. You farted on my fish. VTO, county fair. I fucked everybody's mom. You farted on my fish.

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I want to say Columbus, Ohio, so that's what we're going to say. It was a great time and I hope you enjoy the conversation about a lot of stuff, but mainly that Bob Sager hits. Anyways, love you. skew well well well that isn't it currently no but you can use mine his mine's charged up enough you can take yours back i just plugged it in because it ain't done but go ahead you put a hole a burrow tray's charger it's been a whole thing it's like he hated me it very don't hit for me he could have said yeah no he he's like that he his stuff i'm just very neurotic about it's because

his mama's sold his guitar i was gonna blame it on i mean yeah that's all that's where it all started I was going to blame it on Paige and Katie primarily. I mean, I think it is just like you got stuff and you don't want. Katie fucking loses or breaks or otherwise misplaces my shit all the goddamn time. And it's a whole thing with me. And yeah, and Paige was doing that shit. I just, yeah, it's a thing. I got a thing about it.

You have to scream at us because you ever think about it. Just take your fucking charger back. That's what I'm doing. God damn it. You guys waited on me to start the podcast, huh? We actually, I didn't consider that. I literally just turned it off. talking about shit.

No, I had just turned it on and was going to fuck around. Oh, I was just going to try to make a joke about this being a thing. Oh, that's abandoning you? Yeah. Not waiting on it. That's a hell the thing for you to say to me. I've never abandoned you. You stay leaving me?

I've never done it. No, we always say. You did it today at lunch? We said, I'm abandoning both of you. No. Bullshit. Yes, you have. They were just walking back to the hotel.

Last night, y'all drove off without me. Back to the hotel, almost the exact same distance, by the way. It's fucking right there. And you had friends there. We thought you said how you had went. I know that's really, like, I'm not actually upset because I, y'all just thought I was with Teeter. Yes. But we even told you.

But hold on. This whole thing, he does this to us. This is bullshit because here's what happens. And we've done this on the podcast before. I'm sure people are getting sick of it. We tell you we're about to do a thing. You get the message. Respond that to that don't hit for you.

And then later say we abandoned you. No, no, not always. Oftentimes you tell me. One time I changed the plans. What happened once? You're going to sit there and say nothing right now. Well, I was with me. No, he's right and you're right about both things.

Y'all both be doing that. What are you talking about? I'm saying, you're changing plans. That wasn't a one-time thing for you. Yes, it is? Yes, it is. But he often. Yes, it is.

Yes, it is. Way more than he says once will, you know, get the message. I didn't say once. I didn't say, oh, and did that once. Well, I'm on both of your sides. Go ahead. What? Get the message, say that don't hit you.

Don't hit anything. way and I get mad. That's how a discussion where if I say it, something don't hit for me. That's me being like, how about we do a different thing? But y'all are just like, no, fuck you.

Fuck you. You don't go do it anyway. And then so when I tell. You don't offer an alternative. You don't get a replacement thing. You just say, I don't have. Your alternative's like, no, I'd rather lay in my own field.

You say, that is bullshy. You only come laying my field with me and my room where all my stuff are in alternatives. You don't? Yes, I fucking do. No, you don't. I hate all three.

I'm on your side right now. You're like adult contemporary. It's no alternative. At all. Okay. On that note, I want to rehash something that happened at lunch earlier because it hit for me very hard. Did I do something dumb? No, please don't say anything until I get through the whole recap.

So we're sitting at this Irish pub in this mega mall situation in Columbus, outside of Columbus, Ohio. And they're playing. It's a city. It's a city. They're trying to act like it's a city, but it's just a mall. I think Easton itself was already a thing. It's where? This is the eastern town center that we're in.

This is what I like defer to. This is a fucking affront to God is what it is. These are so common though, man. This is just Turkey Creek in Knoxville and fucking Mount Juliet. Turkey Creek's in the middle of a town. Look out that window. There ain't nothing that way. Maybe it's all on the other side.

I'm just saying it's a very common thing. I know because we stay doing Funny Bones, and Funny Bones are always in this, which is a big shopping center thing. Funny Bones hit for me. I'm not talking shit about funny. I love them. I love them.

Like, this is just Easton. This is all it is is a mall. That ain't true of Turkey Creek. That's infarrague. I don't think that that's true, though. Okay. That's the Easton Town Center. Okay.

I think Easton is a separate thing. I'm still with you, though. Fuck all that. But like, anyway, we're at an Irish pub in a fucking Midwest mall. And so naturally, they're playing a bunch of bullshit on the radio or over the speakers for the most part. And so at one point, they're playing. playing and we'd already commented on it and at one point uh rascal flats cover of life as a highway was playing and drew pointed it we kept pointing up at the speakers to make fun of the music it was

playing he pointed up and he goes this is like the most dad rock song of all time and i said no i don't think this is dad rock i think dad rock is it's funny because like genuinely part of what happened is i got offended as a dad i think just like don't don't you don't you fucking disparaged dads with this bullshit. This is mom rock here. Yeah. But I was like, I feel like dad rock is like foreigner. And then you said, fucking foreigner hits.

I was like foreigner does hit. Or, you know, like Bob Seeger, that's fucking dad rock. I wasn't comparing those two bands at all initially other than saying they were both dad rock. But when I said Bob Seeger, you said, dude, Bob Seeger don't hit near as hard as fucking foreigner. And I stand by that. And me and Corey, me and Corey were just initially, we were just like. I don't know. I don't know about that.

Sure. And you were like, what? What? I was like, well, I mean, dude, Bob Singer hits pretty hard too. And you were like, fought Bob Singer. No. Initially, he was like, he was like, as foreigner, what the fuck are you talking? This is all about my passion for foreigner.

Fast forward, fast forward 30 seconds later, you've gotten, you went from being lukewarm at worst on Bob Seeger to literally screaming, dude, Bob Seeger fucking sucks. He just out there fucking, you're so liberal. he has to defend every type of foreigner. He's writing fucking showtune. And I said, he's pointing both directions dancing around.

That's the fucking sucks, man. And to be fair, foreigners also show tunes. It's a way fucking better show, though. What song is that? You're as cold as ice. You're willing to sacrifice my... This is like when we had the conversation. about Tony Chachos.

That's air supply. No, it's not. It's not. You're right. You're right. Urgent, hot-blooded, dirty white boy. Jukebox Hero. And that one guitar.

Which is a better version of Turn the Page. It's a turn to page who's being honest with itself about what it is. I think Jukebox Hero is a better version of the fucking Travis Tripp. No, the little Johnny. Johnny Petit's Home Crown. It's the same. Duke Bob Cedar. Don't you disparage Travis Tritt. Don't you try to distract me.

Hold on. Listen, Bob Cigar, there's the reason that Bob Cigar songs are using commercials. You didn't have to go hard in on fucking Bob Cigar though. But I don't mind doing it because Bob Cigar is overrated. But I'm saying we weren't initially, sincerely, I wasn't making any value judgment about one versus the other. I was just giving two examples of Dad Rock. They both hit for me.

I get that. Two minutes later, you're fucking screaming about how much you hate Bob Cigar. That is true. That's not true. You yelled as loud as I've ever heard you yell. You stood on top of your chair at an Irish restaurant. I did all that. I did all of that.

You farted on my fish. Of foreigner. Yeah. That was it. It had nothing to do with Seeger. It didn't have to be that way. It never does. It seemed like you had a lot of them.

No, we all stopped thinking about Seeger because that's what you do. He's a berm. This is. No. No, man. My Seger fucking hits, dude. Berms can hit. Foreigners a berm.

Sure. But they hit. Way harder. Way harder. This is like when we had that discussion about 10-Chajas versus Old Bay. No. You don't remember the foreigner belt on Aquitaine Hunger Force?

I hope somebody got my foreigner belt. The Digi Monsters had a for... It's right. God damn. We got the foreigner belt. And they hit a button and it turns you into a foreigner's song. It made fucking Carl's head-kine-for-head games. Oh, head games.

I get it. Yeah, when are you going to turn me back? For real. Somebody got me head games. This is great. That's fucking phenomenal. No, I want to go back and... We've been talking about Aquitaine for a couple days.

I want to go back and watch that show. I would pop and just in keeping, we're talking about things you do that don't hit, you know, from our... This clearly hit for you. I made your dinner entertaining. But like, oh, we talked about it long after you abandoned us. And we're cracking up laughing about how raven and just full on Drew it was. Every time he kept telling the story, we would laugh harder.

Yeah, but you guys would apparently change the story. No. No. No, you got on the loudspeaker at the restaurant and you told everybody... Yes, that four hits. Bob Seeger don't hit. I didn't say Bob Seeger's name when I got on a loudspeaker. All I did was.

was a really, really sweet rendition of Jukebock's hero, and I did punch a bartender. You cut your arm and... Because he looked like Bob Seeger, but I didn't say his name. Okay. It was implied. Fair.

Remember when we were in Maine, and I was talking about how Old Bay hits. Bob Bay don't hit for him. It don't hit for me. It's the Bob Seager of seasoning. Right, okay, this is one of getting that. I was in between y'all on that one. Okay. Here's all I was ever saying.

Was that Old Bay also fucking hits? He turned into this whole thing about it's like, you're telling me, you'd rather have Old Bay in any, in literally any sense. situation more than fucking Tony Chachis. I was like, no. No, I'm not telling you that. But that's a fair question.

I'm just saying, obey also hints. Fuck, obey. Because we live in a fucking society where also hits is good enough and I'm fucking sick of it, man. We could have Tony Chachas if we'd demand it. If we would stand up, take to the streets and be like, we want foreigner and Tony Chachis and nothing less, God damn it, in our malls. At our malls. I mean, I'm not going to disagree with you that we shouldn't take to the store. streets. I do.

We know. You just take what comes to you, man. Why don't we also want Bob Seger and old bay around? They also hit. Kind of. Like, no, no. Against the wind is great.

Which is, of course, that's the only one I like. That's my theme song. Against the wind, yeah. He's so, dude. How am I not? You're not backing me up, really, with this. Because this is hitting from him.

Bob Seeger's a cover band. I agreed with you. As a person. Bob Singer hits harder. Then Forter. Yeah. God damn. Way harder.

I just, there's no way. I've laid them out. You tell me what he does. I also did some research, and even on album sales, Forner has Bob Seeger buy 5 million albums total. But Bob Seeger, they sold 80 million, and Bob Seger sold 75 million. He also hits.

Well, I think this is a fun argument because it makes sense that their album sales. You said Bob Seager, but he does. You said that. I didn't say that. Bob Seager. But I feel that way. To death. Yeah.

And I hope his whole family dies. Yes. Yes. I didn't say that. But I was interpretive dancing. Yeah. If there's an argument and he's on the other side of it. It's foreigner versus Bob Singer.

Okay, but you realize that he's saying that I got on the loudspeaker and he's saying all these things I didn't do because I didn't actually... You did say, fuck Bob Singer. I mean that. I mean, you know, I've told people I love the most to fuck them, you know what I mean? You love Bob Singer the most. Yes. I think that this argument is interesting.

Of course they have the same amount of album cells. Like, they occupy a very similar space in our culture. It is Dad Rock. Yeah, it is Dad Rock. but I think Forerner is superior dad rock. I mean, I think I've listed out all the songs that have that prove it. Singer's got like three decent ones. I actually don't.

I'm not arguing that Seager hits harder than foreigner. Okay. What are we arguing about then? Because that's what I've been arguing about the whole time. You said, you started earlier. Again, I wasn't talking about who hits harder. I just brought them up. Okay.

But the first thing I said was foreigners way better than Bob Seager. You said way better. And me and him were just like, literally we were just like, well, and then three minutes later, you rich a shirt off. Shirt off. Throw it over. Kicking Shepard's Pyes over. Well, I had to show everyone with my foreigner tattoo.

No, I'm in aggregate. Foreigner does hit harder than Bob Sager, but... What would I do wrong? You said, fuck Bob Sager. That ain't it? Eh, fuck him. That's different. Any kind of a dick?

Wait, wait, wait, time out. Also, I just meant fuck Bob Sigger. Isn't he an asshole? I don't know. Foreigner's probably an asshole, all of them. One of them is. Yeah, we know how foreigners be. Yeah.

Especially the British ones. Ain't they British? probably they're actually half british half american i did some research hits see how much harder they're hitting the more i know that's why they're called themselves foreigners because they were foreigners in both places so creative yeah better than bob bob hits silver bullet band hits it also fucked with a bunch of muscle shoals motherfuckers he did he paid him to be his backup band yeah well so he gets he hits yeah hit her he also he also has a duet with three doors down and uncle cracker did his song

You don't really just start shitting on three doors down? No, but you can't bring up the muscle shows guys and not understand. What Uncle Cracker song? No, that was Macy Gray, which I thought was Bob Sigger. What? Not Macy Gray. You thought Macy Gray. It was Bob Singer.

Not Macy Gray, though. What's that, Obie Gray? Is it Obie Gray? Tired to pay. Yeah, Obie Gray. Put on the beach bars of hearing myself. No, that is Bob Singer. No, that's Obie.

That is Obie Gray. Okay, Uncle Cracker did that. And when I was little, I thought that was a Bob Singer. Cigar cover. Because of old time Rock and Robb's. Oh, God damn.

Damn. Fuck Bob Seeger. That Macy Gray looking motherfucker. I'm pretty sure that I've told this story on him. Obie Gray.

Is that a name? Obie Gray. How is Obie Gray? That dude's name and it sounds like wild and then Macy Gray is her name. She is wild.

She looked like a yoga instructor who found how to, you know, about DMT. Obi Gray. It's Dobie Gray. Dobie Gray. Not Obie Gray. Obey Gray.

Obey Tries. I was about to say, Obi-Gray, real names, no gimmicks. Yeah, but it's no B'Roy. So, I always thought eight of mine was just jukebox hero. I've told this on here before. I'm pretty sure, so I'm going to do a brief version of it. But also part of this for me, I have to admit, is when I was about 19 or so, my buddy called me in the middle of the day. I was like, hey, you want to come to Bob Seeger tonight with me and my mom?

And I was like, fuck yeah, I do. Yeah. So I'm hit. So I got a, fuck, yes, the show hit. I got hammered fucking drunk. on Yagermeister before we even got there. Halfway, and then halfway through the show, my buddies was one of my best friends ever had to,

he leaned over to me and was like he said, dude, will you please stop calling my mama baby? I was just, I was hitting on his mom? I was hitting on his best of fucking Bob Saker concert. How to go? Well, you know,

I got shut down, got cock blocked. She was into it, though. No, I don't know. You probably would have got laid if it was a foreigner concert. sir? Yeah, well. Right in the middle of waiting for a girl like you, you could have said,

I've been waiting. His fucking saxophone player. For a mile like you. I remember saying this to my dad when I got bagging. Y'all know my dad was legit with rock knowledge and stuff, especially dad rock. And he was like, I mentioned, I was like, yeah, it was great. I was like, dude, his fucking saxophone player. And my dad was like, yeah, Al Doe Reed or whatever his name is.

Like he knew his name. He's like, God damn right. He's one of the best in the business, son, you know, or whatever. And I didn't know. that but like he was it was fucking rad man like in turn the page they're fucking you know that song's rad they would put just like a spotlight he wouldn't even see the saxophone player and then all the lights were wrong you said turn the page is bullshit no i didn't i said it's basically the same song as jukebox hero though and jukebox hero is superior i only believe in the latter

half of that see i'm back to not knowing if they're not the same song jubox hero's way better than turn way better this is where this is always all right it's a little bit of it's all right it's a little little better. Also, turn the page. Feels like the first time, remember that something? Yes. Forer hits. The foreigner hits, Drew.

Do you know how, Horny? Your friend's mom would have got during that song? This is what we're saying. And you looked like her first time probably back then. You had a lime beard. I did, yeah. It played. Yeah.

At a Bob Seeger concert. Yeah. We was, me and him. Or a line beard to a Bob Seeger concert and tried to hit on my friend's mom. But you're the ridiculous one, Drew, because sometimes. you say stuff with a little bit of an exaggeration. You kiss my ass, Drake.

That's not what this is. It is that, but it's another thing, too. It's what I'm getting at. That's what I'm trying to get out here. Okay. Me and him... Of course, I remember putting my feet

on Charlie Murphy's couch. Me and him have never disputed that foreigner hits. Like, the whole time, we've been saying they both hit. You have to pick your side and then go smooth in on the other side.

And the collateral damage here is fucking Bob Seeger, which don't hit for me. Which is probably a shitty Bob Seger's song. Collateral damage. First of all, again, what I just said, I stand by that 100%. This man is telling me a story about hitting on his friend's mom at a Seeger concert with a lime beer. Does hit.

But I'm ridiculous. Of course it hits, but I'm ridiculous. That's evidence for how Bob Seeger hits. Buddy, if all it takes is hitting on your mom's friend at a concert with a lime beer, then fucking... Yeah, Lent Biscuit hits, too. Super hard. I'm saying for me personally. Which, by the, Biscuit does hit.

So does Buckman Turner Overdrive. They came to the fair one time. I hit on everybody's mom. Guaranteed. I was just given some personal. personal bias. I'm like, Trey,

I got laid, though. On my part. That's all I was saying. I have a memory tied to Bob Seger hitting. What I'm saying is you're acting like this quirk of mine,

and this is the thing you do to Corey, too. You're acting like this quirk of mine makes me a ridiculous human being. It kind of does a little bit. But then you tell a story like that, and you're like, no, I'm normal.

Dad rock. I got kids. You literally just said, BTO, County Fair. I fucked everybody's mom. Well, again, I was exaggerating.

But I'm saying. I'm not saying, I'm not ridiculous. I'm saying you are ridiculous. We're all three fucking super ridiculous. I fingered my, I figured my first bud at a candlebox concert. What's up?

Yeah. Yeah, show did. I ain't going to say no further. She might be listening. Candlebox hips. Yeah, especially when you're fingering one. Hell yeah, buddy. It was ecstasy.

The finger in the box. I know that's not Candlebox, but that's what song came to mine. You would not have acknowledged that you're ridiculous had I not set it up that way. you always act like we're ridiculous and you're not usually just me mostly just him for sure i've stayed talking about how ridiculous i am you say you're a bag of shit yeah that's not ridiculous though i'm pretty ridiculous

i know okay i don't feel like i've ever denied that i'm fucking ridiculous my whole life i've been absurd i don't make any sense in pretty much any way yeah but you're about to turn it in a way you hit this is what you're about to do well i'll just stop i'm There it was. My whole life I ain't made no sense. I was a child genius. Prodigy. Yeah.

Overcame every foreseeable odd that was placed upon me. Exactly. A pounced. That's all pretty ridiculous. So ridiculous. Now I'm saying is Bob Sager hits. For a girl like you. They both hit.

So Bob Singer. Who's the king's of dad rock? Bulls. Forerner. Orner. What? Bulls? You say Bulls?

You just try to get in fire. You're just trying to get in fire. Yeah. Bob Sigrin' Bulls. There's other, what about, like, Van Halen? Bon Jovi. Yeah, okay. Van Halen became Dad Rock.

Isn't Van Halen, weren't they rad? I feel like as soon as Sammy Haygar... What about Foreigner was rad? When Sammy Hagar got there, they definitely fooled tilt Dad Rock, for sure. I thought they were like, I thought they were like, Motley crewish though. I thought Van Halen once upon a time had like groupies on the bus stories and all that. I bet Sager's got some pretty hitting groupie on the bus.

But it wasn't a part of their thing. Like that was never how he was perceived. Definitely it wasn't how foreigner. Night moves. Yeah, you're right, Trey. That was about groupies, night moves. Was. Is that the song you tried to get on your buddy's mom on?

It was all of them, baby. Yeah, he was doing a medley. The entire ovoire. I understand that Van Halen is now definitely Dad Rock. I'm saying like weren't they... Yeah, they started out as like punk metal. Super, yeah, super, not underground, but you know what I mean. They were a rebel thing.

Yeah, man, for sure. I don't think Bob Segar, Fornerner or whatever rebels, considered rebels. I thought they's just fucking rock star. Right. Okay. But Dad's hit. I could be wrong about Van Halen. I think that that's the case.

I mean, I don't know either. I mean, I feel like you're probably right. Bon Jovi, though. I think as soon as Bon Jaby came out, everybody was like, yeah. The Eagles is Dad Rock as a mother. The fucker. They might be the king. They're the king.

They are the king. And they hit for me. Of course. Yeah, but dude, they're the undisputed fucking king of Dad Rock. Yeah, I think that's true. Yeah. It's them. I just, there's no way.

They're like, they're like unreal massive. Yeah. And still, like, Dad Rock as it comes. Yeah. And if you go to their concerts, it's my dad's age or older. That's who's fucking with them. And they've liked them since, I don't know, the Eagles, for show. What is our, like, when we're a little bit older, what's going to be our dad rock?

Probably the footh fighters. Or the Kings. Yeah. I guess. I'd say foo fighters, man. They're kind of daddy. That's upsetting, but you're probably right. I think the food fight.

It's probably the most amount of proof that it's them is how, like, I don't want them to be that. Yeah. Yeah, but I don't feel like we're, so. I just say, who is it for us if it isn't. What's going to be dad rap? What's the first dad rap? I think they've been around. too long already to be what I'm talking about.

And what I mean is I feel like, I mean, I know my dad, for example, fucking, like in the 80s, the era we've been talking about. My dad was 30 and a dad already. He wasn't fucking with that shit in high school because it didn't exist yet. Right. But I'm saying, like, it was dads rocking out to that shit then when it came out. Foo Fighters. I hope it's the national. I mean, our generation is a bunch of the island.

Yeah. But you know what I mean? Like the shit that like we fuck with now that's that's been around rap. What's going to be the first dad rapper? I think it's going to be Kanye or chance. Will Smith was probably the first dad rapper. But he came out the gate dad, but you're right. He was dad rap.

I feel like he came out the gate fucking child and then his next record was immediately dad. Like he went straight from parents just don't understand the big Willie style. Oh, I forgot about parents just don't understand. Yeah, man. Him and Jazzy Jeff definitely came out as kids. But then the next one, he didn't. do shit and then he was a dad. Jazzy Jeff,

let's talk about his life. He's still out there hitting. I know, and he's rich, right? Rich is fun. He had like co-creator credit or he had, you know, he had a lot of going on with,

my buddy Phelps, who happens to be black, I hope you're listening, John, and you're welcome for that, by the way. He sent me a text criticizing the way that I intro him when I bring him up for stories.

But he saw, uh, he saw DJ Jazzy Jeff at a, at a bar in Miami do a DJ set a few years ago, and he told me it was the hopest he's ever seen any building become for any reason. I guarantee that.

He said it was fucking unreal. So that means his and I believe that. And I believe that. And he's rich. Yeah. But there's no pressure. But there's no pressure on him.

No, because he's DJ Jazzy Jeff, dude. That's what's up. That is what's up. That's a sweet gig, man. I wish you were a fucking rapper tree. Me too, this whole show thing. It would have already taken on a life of its own. You've been my favorite flag for show.

I could be the guy who shoots people for you. Yeah. Bob Sager, don't hit. Clack, clack, clack. Yeah, man, that's awesome. Did you know that... Did you know that Will Smith, when I saw us today, Will Smith is older now, or he's the same age now that Uncle Phil was on the...

I think he's four years older than Uncle Phil was when that show started. The actor or the... The actor. Both, I mean, I think he was meant to be around the same. Yeah, same age. Yeah, that's wild as hell, dude. Yeah. Jessica, this is the...

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obviously for sure bald and gray hair right but not just taking care of yourself and I know bald you can't help that

I know that's what I'm saying but other than that no he's ring balled though don't ever do that Corey I mean I kind of have that he's

he's shaved it he's got a little bit of ring ball but I'm saying he shaves it Uncle Phil had it grown out yeah that's dumb ring ball Georgia Ring ball Georgia

That's your Yeah That's your first Mix tape Ring ball Georgia I mean I've got the horseshoe if I don't I shave it every other day

But you should have this little tuft in the front too Which hits even less than just the regular horses Horseshoe with a tuft Don't hit It don't hit I bet that grows out curly It's the Bob Seeger of hair

I have the Bob Seeger of hair I look like a fucking idiot. Why don't you ask you about Dad Rock? I look like the motherfucker that's

sitting there the whole time. God damn it. Sitting there drinking wine out of a jug that I brought. Cursing at my kids, hating my wife,

burning pictures over while the national plays. I don't fucking hit. God damn it. Oh, man. Your head's bald like a rock. Oh, fuck. Yeah.

I couldn't breathe. I'm in the floor. Nights sweats. Night moves as you walking. to the refrigerator. Yeah. Trying to get some cheese.

You all done talking about how much I don't hit. I can say with sincere honesty, never, baby. I know. I don't hit. By the way, if y'all have noticed, I've worn this shirt already this week. I've been doing that lately. I don't fuck packing enough shirt. A, that, but I would like to tell you why I have eaten myself out of the other clothes that I brought.

Like, this is the only one that still fits this week. When I got here, all my shirts fit. and then I've just been eating Shepherd's pie and fucking cheesecake and stuff. And now it's just got to be this shirt for the rest of the time. I'm going to try to do laundry tomorrow or something. I don't hit. Why do people, you the resident expert. Old fellers that rocked the ring balled, the horseshoe.

Yeah. What's the rationale behind that? I don't get it because like. Is it them like trying to own it? I think they just don't want to cut it every day. Yeah, I guess they don't want to cut it. But it's like, I feel like, so this is just perfectly smooth on them. They're not doing anything to that.

That seems unlikely, right? That seems very unlikely that you wouldn't at least have a couple rogue hairs that you want to take care of. So, like, if you're already doing that, because, dude, it's not, once I've got, get yours down like this, it's not every other day, I just go over it with a man, do it myself, it's no big fucking deal. And it's better than, you know. I still think that's what it is. They just want to know it's up with it. Yeah. Yeah, because like Larry David.

That makes sense. Like Larry David, it makes, no. Now that's part of his look now. He can never get rid of it, but like, it just. Or they just hate the way they look completely bald. I mean, that is a bold look. Maybe they got like a weird looking head and they're like, This sucks me sucks less.

I'm pretty sure I would hit very not at all. But my head is lumpy. It don't hit. If I was them, I just still wear a hat. So I wear a hat the whole time. Like, right. I'm going to have that. Just wear the hat.

And everybody thinks you got hair here. It's fine. Yeah, but you like, you country boy, motherfucker. Like, I think for a lot of people, it's not, you know. What, Jews can't wear hats. Larry David can wear a hat. Yarmac is only. Right.

No. And like, if you work at business, like, you can wear your, like, page cap with your suit, but you can't wear it at the courthouse. You can. fucking around with a hat, a lot of people can't. Yeah, a lot of people can't, but there's plenty of people that are coming to my head that absolutely could just be wearing hats. Coming to your head?

Yeah, like, fucking Larry David could be wearing a hat. What? They have come into my head just now. Yes, they're coming on my head. Oh, you just thought of them. I thought you meant, like, God, your baldness. I did too. You're like, you know, guys that have came into my head.

You were just using your head for the standard of that particular type of. Like somebody died and got willed this. Yes, exactly. Yeah. I came into a head recently. Come in a head. It don't hit. What can I do?

Y'all have a tarp. I really, that's how I interpreted that when you said. Okay, that makes a lot of sense because it's stupid. Yeah. So, yeah. I don't hit, but. You're happier than you usually are. Like Ron Howard's brother, good Lord, that motherfucker should wear every single thing he can't.

What's he going to do? That's a band-aid on a bullet wound right there. Yeah, for sure, man. He's a fucking nightmare to look at him. He hits. He looks like the mad. magazine. I saw him in person growing up.

In an audition, we were not auditioning for the same role. Yeah, no, you were auditioning for somebody good looking for some reason.

Yes, that I should have no shot at. You were going up against a bunch of Samoan models. Yes, and so,

but they came out. Clint Howard, is that his name? Yeah, Clint Howard. They came out and asked the rest of us sitting out there,

like they looked around for him and they were like, is anybody seeing Clint? And all they said was Clint, and it's weird because in my head, I was like, Clint Howard?

I was like, surely not, but they were just like, you may see Clint, and coming of the other guys out there was like, uh, I think he's wandering around the like staircase out there. Would you say he was wearing? I think it was for whatever the role was because the other guy that was there to also audition for

was wearing a similar thing, but it was like a white button up shirt with like a fucking bow tie and these wild ass glasses. So he looked inside. Yeah, he looked wild as hell and they had to go get him and he like comes in there looking around all fucking crazy Clint Howard looking like it was just, it was white. He couldn't have been.

been more Clint Howard is all I'm saying. I feel like if he's going out for something, he's got it because like, what else, if this is what you ask him to come in. If that's what, right, if that's what you want. Good point. If that's what you want, if you want a Clint Howard type. Buddy, it's that. Just get Clint Howard.

Just get fucking Clint Howard. He's here. He'll do it. Just ask him to. Yeah. What about the dude, uh, Princess Bride? He could be in some. Wallace Sean.

Is that his name? Wallace Sean. Is that he died? I think he died. I think he might have died. He had to die. He had to die. I think that's my Clint Howard gets lost.

I pretty sure Wallace Sean died. And also, I actor-wise, I feel like Wallace Sean hit harder than Clint Howard. He has to be dead. Otherwise, he'd be in shit right now. Yeah. He would have ruled him down to crimes.

Inconceivable. I sounded more like Mike Tyson doing that. Yeah, he did. Inconceivable. Now, Walsh, I mean, we could just look it up, but I'm pretty sure Wallace Sean's dead. I think, I'm pretty sure, too, yeah. He's not at all.

Big fan listens. Former. We're just talking about here. Yeah. They think I'm dead. Inconceivable. No, but I really do think he is, though. That would be so weird to just be listening to something.

Yeah, and then that comes up. Yeah, he's dead for sure. Yeah. Anyway, you all right at all. Okay. Anyway, did you all see the game earlier? Yeah. Well, Sean didn't.

Yeah. He's fucking dead. He's dead as shit. That happened. A version of that I saw the other day, somebody tweeted. Some, like, horror film, website or something tweeted an article that was like in honor of the late john carpenter the 10 best john carpenter films and john carpenter himself retweeted it was like uh i appreciate this but i'm

very much alive thank you yeah no he's not he's still out there what a guy i mean he's old as fuck yeah every time 82 or like 95 he's got to be i mean i both of those are old as fuck right we agree on that well but one's clean eastwood's 82 i think i think I think John Carpenter's in his 80s, but I just know, I remember seeing John Carpenter and interviews and stuff in, like, the 90s, and he looked old as fuck. He done was about dead. I was about to say, and that was 20 years ago. I wonder what we'll look like, and then I realized we'll either be both dead and no one will give a fuck to interview us. Right.

Which is fine. John Carpenter's pretty unreal, man. He does all, he did all his own music for his movies, and like, he didn't just do the horror thing well. He did a lot of shit. Well, I don't know. John Carpenter's underappreciate. Well, no, he's not. He's a fucking answer.

He's a legend. I think you're right. That reminds me of something. The thing is one of my favorite movies of all times. You know, it's a thing to do now on Twitter where you go, unpopular take, and you try to say something that makes you seem cool. I saw one that was the princess bride is overrated. And my first response was, no, the fuck it's not. It's great.

And then my second response was, well, something as beloved as it is technically probably overrated, like, because so many people say it's the best this or that or whatever. Well, that was hilarious. I'm going to stop letting, well, no, I'm not, because you're right about me, but he'd be doing this shit. Remember when he fell in that pothole the other day? Last night. Last night. I fell in a pothole? Not you'd fall in it.

You stepped in a pothole. I almost fell into a tree. And then last night, we walked outside to smoke and we were coming back and you just like fell off the sidewalk. Again, not all the way down, but just like, just stumbled off the sidewalk. And then just now, I don't know if y'all heard it, but he tripped over a very apparent wire. that he set up, by the way, and nearly spilled his wine and ruined everything. Well, I was paying attention to this.

But every time I trip, which is always. But you don't walk into a thing you didn't see. You just be walking and fall. Also, I was... The other day, you tried to put a quarter into a pinball machine, missed, and then hilariously, cartoonishly fumbled with the quarter as it fell down. With your giant, freakishly large hands. Okay.

That's hilarious. He's hilarious in a very different way. He is, but I'm just saying. He is a very athletic baby. Not only is Wallace Sean alive. You're an old man. Oh, no. Now I feel bad.

He plays Rex and fucking Toy Story. I knew that shit. I knew that shit, too. Yeah, man, no, he's fucking alive as shit. He's only 74. He's got plenty of time. We 100% wrote his ass off from the world. But we're talking about how much he hit.

He's definitely dead. Right. Oh, he's absolutely dead. Well, somebody other than Andre the Giant died from that movie, didn't he? um as a guy i can still carry eules is dead to me yeah what would he do nothing okay he just that's the only thing the guy who did the six man six finger man ain't he dead six finger man the guy who man to betank and killed oh yeah yes he is dead that that might be why we thought that i love that movie you think it's overrated

i mean i get what you were just saying it's like such a universally beloved classic that it's like, right, right, because almost how could it not be? Because it's rated so insanely highly, it's like, well, man, nothing is that fucking. But I feel like if you're tweeting that, you think it's not as good as people, and that just pisses me off. That movie's so fucking good. My college girlfriend had never seen it, I showed it to her, and she didn't like

it, and you dumped her immediately? That's that one that sounds real bad. Like a week later? No. You had a line beard. What could you expect? Yeah. She don't hit. Who don't hit? My college girlfriend. A bag of shit? No, that's

my high school girlfriend. Right. How'd she? Fair. She also not hit? Who bag of shit? Yeah. She was fine.

I don't know where we got that name for him. She was a good old gal. But no, I said my college girlfriend had never seen the Princess Bride, and so I got it, and it was like, oh, you got to see this. I can't believe you've never seen this, and then it didn't have for her.

Yeah, I mean, I can get it if you watch it for the first time as an adult. I mean, an older person. I don't know. I guess so. It's attached to nostalgia so much. I think I saw it as an adult for the first time, and I loved it. It was so good.

I mean, it is good, but it's so directly attached to my nostalgia that I know watching it now. It's better for me than if somebody else is watching it for the first time, just because, like, I've got it connected to my childhood. I have to. I feel like. Be honest about something here. That's what happened to me with the Goonies. The Goonies, yeah, right.

I somehow never saw The Goonies as a kid, even though my fucking dad on the video store and everything. I don't know how I didn't see that movie as a kid, but I didn't. I didn't watch it until I was in my 20s and it was just finally one of those like I guess I should get around to that type of things but even when I was watching it I was like okay this don't fucking hit for me but like I'm not a child

you know and whatever so like that's probably what it is but like that movie's so beloved by everybody but like I didn't fucking like it so is so is Caddyshack like I know for a fact I wouldn't like Cattyshack if I just saw it today I love it though I like to really and you start for the first time as an adult

no no no no it might be nostalgia movie That's not the same thing. I understand that. That's a standard of the time thing. That might be nostalgia, but I saw it as a kid, so I love it still. Whereas I saw Animal House as an adult for the first time, don't hit for me. I think parts of it were, you know, like whatever, you know, behind, you know, comedy, it changes, blah, blah, blah. I think Chubby holds up.

I may be wrong. I still love it. I still love it. So maybe that's true. I mean, I still love it, so maybe that's true, but I just look at it like it's an animal house type movie and I didn't like animals. The villain was so bad. The old man, like he's so cartoonishly. stupid and evil and all that.

The judge? Yeah, I was just... Oh, I loved it. Yeah, man. I love that. But, you know, again, I like the whole thing. But you just said, they don't have for you anymore. No, I said, I think if I was an adult watching it for the first time, it wouldn't.

And my only reason that I say that is because Animal House and it are similar movies, and I watched Animal House for the first time as adult, and I fucking hate it. How old were you as an adult? Because another thing about Animal House, it's from a different time period, and it's for 20-year-old. I probably saw it when I was 20-something. Yeah, and I didn't care of it. for it. Like American pie

is garbage, but when I was 15 I thought it was the greatest thing ever. Yeah, for sure. I agree. He's fucking that pie. God damn it was so funny.

I can still watch it. It still hits. You remember that famous scene where he set up that webcam to see her tities or whatever and like send it to all his buddies and all that shit?

I can just like, can you imagine? And that was 1999. Oh wait, no, he meant to send it to his buddies but he accidentally sent it to the whole school. Right.

Yeah. No, that ain't it. What's that girl's name? She's so hot. Nadia. Shannon Elizabeth. San Elizabeth. Yeah, I had a mate.

Of course, we all did, but like... After that movie, she had a brief arc on that 70s show, and that was about it. She was... She was... She was... She was probably dead, her and Wallace-Shahn. She was... She was...

She was a brief of an arc. Yeah, you're right. It was a whole season. I think it was three. Okay. She had the girlfriend season. It was at least two, and then she had the last season. And then he left.

But... Oh, that's right. But I know that there was a season of him being a cop and them not really being together. gathered but trying to raise a kid together. Yeah. Surely the guy they didn't do all that in one season. Their seasons were 22 episodes long, so they may have. Man, that show was good. It was good.

That fucking, was that something star, the band that, uh, we're all all right. They're from Memphis. They're great band. They got that song 13. I don't know. I got nothing. I got to look it up. Did you know, I'm sure you've heard this.

It's very popular internet fact, so you probably have heard this. Me and him were talking about this just the other day. Did you know that based on when that 70s show came out, the year it debuted, if we did the same thing today, that 90s show would be starting like right now. Yeah. Like we're as far removed from the 90s as that show was from the 70s when that show came on. Right. That's fucking crazy to me to think about it. It is crazy.

But from the 70s to the 90s. Culturally. I don't know, man. Think about the 90s. But you didn't have... It was like a repeat of the 70s. But you didn't have what we have now, which is like this streamline of television. Like, what were there?

Three channels in the 70s? Right. There was no internet. But you heard about bands from your friends. In the radio. Yeah. Like, that was just a very different time period. I mean, we're super different from the 90s, but the 90s, at least at the end, had a little bit of what we have now.

Yeah. I mean... I still think if you made a show that was like... Starting in 1990. That was like, this is the fucking night... The whole show. is like, this is the 90s, wasn't it something? It would be like strikingly, like,

there's a whole, there's a whole 90s. The Goldberg's the 80s. There's a show on Netflix right now that, like, kind of has some 90s shit going on, but it is, I can't remember what it's called it. It's terrible, right? It's garbage. I see, when that came out,

it's because the 90s are garbage. No, not. Nah. What? No, it's a terribly written show. Like, it's just, they're trying to throw 90 stuff at the wall. I was kind of pumped for this exact reason, nostalgia-wise, but I heard from literally,

everybody's like, The writing was bad. They're just like trying to, oh, look, I've got a game boy. Oh, no, no. The 90s didn't hit? 90s hit so hard. Oh, you just said the dead hit, okay. You were just bullshit earlier.

Well, no, you know what I was thinking about, though? We've talked about this before, and I know you agree with me, but it's not the 90s. And we've talked about how it's not the 90s, but it starts in like 98. That 98 to like, oh, 6, 7, 8. Terrible. And that's what I was thinking of, but that's not the 90s. I mean, I firmly believe. the greatest artist of that time was Sugar Ray

because he embodied it the best and he's still hitting. The aughts, which of course that was our like coming of age years. Corn and shit like that. Corn. Kings of Leon who were good but then they end up sucking. Corn fucking that whole new metal shit. No doubt was good but look what happened to her.

Yeah, that's Will Ferrell and then was hitting. Rap first started sucking. I'm not saying all rap sucked during that time but that's when you first started getting really shitty rap because the industry finally figured out how to make pop shitty rap. Yeah, but that also, that's absolutely the prime of Shady, though. That's true. Shady was the artist of that time, really.

Absolutely. You said 98 to 2008? My name is came out in 99, dude. God damn. White America. I could be one of your kids. White America. That's also Chappelle show. It's also Chappelle show. Also Chappelle show. There was a lot of hitting shit. It's mostly just rock music ended. The MX was hitting during them. Rock music ended. That's really what it is. Corn, there's an article out right now that's getting a lot of play that corn ended the rock god era good we haven't had a rock god since piece of shit i thought the argument for that was that it was originally kirk cobain and nirvana then he killed himself and then that was all just over like grunge killed like metal and rock and everything i think

your joke nails it about rap no your joke about we have too much access to him like i literally have always just thought, yeah, that's a perfect explanation for is like, we had to believe that these dudes were this floating above the world people, and now that behind the music exists and because people have Twitter, like, you just can't have a rock god anymore. What the fuck does that have to, and

I agree with the... But what's that got to do with the music? Well, if that's true, hold on. But there's still good music. We just don't have rock gods. Right, the music's still good. But if my joke is right, then the Kurt Cobain theory is sort of right too, because that was Kurt Cobain's whole thing

is I'm not above you. Right. I'm not a rock guy. Yeah, fuck all that shit. Fuck all that shit. Right. That's, I thought that was just sort of like the generally accepted narrative. Was that Grunge and Nirvana and Kurt Cobain specifically killed the rock god era?

I mean, I just don't feel like that's, that can't be it to me because it's like, I understand that they made it, they changed things. But like, they were that. In spite of them hating it, they were that. Very true. And corn was that. briefly. Ugh. I mean,

people would line up around blocks to see corn. Thousands of people. And buy stupid pants. I mean, there's got to, I mean,

like people do that now for fucking 21 pilots. Them Juncoe. Oh, I thought you were talking about he used, he wore Adidas track suit, so that was his thing.

I'm talking about the motherfuckers that were him. People do that for 21 pilots now. Do they? Yeah, I mean, I think so. Is that different than 21 Savage?

Yes. He's a rapper. I went to forever 21 today because it was raining. and it was the closest door, and they had a camouflage jacket with orange, blaze orange stripes on it. I have a picture of it.

Do you want to see it? Sure. This was in, I mean, and what really strikes me is that this was in Forever 21. What time is it? What time is it?

It's 6-17. Look at that. Seven? Fuck, what about it? Yeah. That's that Forever 21. If that were at Abercrombie,

I'd be like, all right, you guys are trying to be hit. But isn't Forever 21 like the, like, like that's what you go shopping at to go out to the club it's like the Miami style it's not like the you know I mean country style

as far as I know I think but you know I know less about clothes Are you following what I'm saying? Are you following what I'm saying? All these stupid fashion places do is like they co-opped a style of some sort you know and try to make it their thing Well again that's your whole joke dude that shit's like cool man But forever 21 is like urban shit Yeah I mean again I just don't know maybe I'm wrong maybe I'm wrong maybe I'm wrong

but I feel like they've always co-opted urban shit. But maybe I'm wrong. I mean, the one who would have the most insight into that is currently pissing. I mean, I think. Maybe. I think he'd know a lot about J-Rater. He just been knowing about malls and clothes, right? He doby.

He doby. He doby. He doby. He doby. Chobie doby. Doobie. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Chobie.

That's a Bob Seeger song. I was thinking more doo-wop style. Mm-hmm. Same thing. He don't want it. He does hit. Most hit and Bob in music of all time. Him, Kid Rock.

Who else is there? Dylan. Oh, yeah. I knew I was leaving somebody out. I guess it's Dylan. I think Kid Rock gives him a run for his money, oh, man. He came out the, uh, I said about this with my cousin today. He came out the floor playing a white piano and all white tucks playing only God knows why when I saw him in 2003 and it was badass.

I bet that was flying. It was fun. fucking flames. A buddy, friend of the podcast, Wheeler Walker Jr. is on tour with him right now. I would love to see that show. I bet. Kid Rocks fans hate him if they get it. See, here's, so I just think about the song that I keep thinking about it.

I don't know that he's doing the song. He may not be, but I just think about eating pussy and kicking ass, right? The song, also the activities. But that song, y'all should check it out. But like, it starts at the course just eating pussy kicking ass. eating pussy and kicking ass. And it's amazing. But then there's a turn at the end of the song.

And by the way, these are all, well, go ahead. Where he, uh, he's going to eat the pussy and finds out instead of a pussy, it's a dong down there. Yeah. So he's like, hell, I'm here already. So I'll suck his dick. And then the course changes to and then kick his ass. Yeah. So then it changes to, sucking dick, kicking ass.

Sucking dick and kicking ass. And like, I just, I want to see that. happen at a kid rock show. That song specifically that turn. That's not that. Because eating pussy and kicking ass, they'll be fucking with that. Well, that's the point of most

of his songs is you get him on board. Because like redneck shit starts out like Mountain Dew and kicking cats and all that. And then it quickly goes to sucking your dad's dick. Right. But I feel like they could in their mind be like, huh, go stuff's funny or whatever. Tram stuff's funny. Probably.

I mean, we know he has fans like that. But what about that song? literally just about fucking dudes. Which one of you queer is going to suck my dick? Yes. Yeah, it's a timeless

classic. It's personally my favorite. Yeah. But we've talked before about how if you play if you play that song, because you did the same thing with Brian.

I played that song first for Thompson because it's also my favorite. Yeah. And like that song can actually come across as like, like, I don't know, just it doesn't,

it's abhorrent out of context even in context it's a bad raid it's a bad raid right it's so like but if you know

what he'ller and everything else is about or whatever again yeah it's probably my favorite his songs too it's fucking great but yes

I think redneck shit's the best but I bet he ain't playing that song that's true I think okay maybe okay but redneck shit

and family true but all his shit hits like a motherfucker I think redneck he said the only ball that he's planning on doing on this tour is fuck you bitch

he's not gonna do Summers in Kentucky? All time. He's not going to do Summers in Kentucky? He said on Seguera's podcast, the only valid he's planning on doing his fucking bitch.

Redneck shit's not my favorite. I think it's the best. Right. Like, it's not at all my favorite, but it is, it does all the things he does in one time. Pictures of your pussy on my phone

also hits. I don't think, actually I'm pretty sure I told this on the podcast when we had him on, but so he's so awesome. He sent us, because he's our buddy, he sent us a copy of the album

that that's on before it came out and I was listening to it, and we'd been on tour for a little bit like we always are and I got to that song yeah it goes when you know when it's how about being on the road and being lonely and all this and then the chorus is like late a night when I feel so alone send me pictures of your pussy on my phone so I sent I sent that song to my wife I sent that song to Katie that you all know and love and then got on an airplane like a four-hour airplane. And when I landed at

his text from her, it was just like, what the fuck was that shit? Why would you send me that? And I was like, Jesus, all right, sorry, just want some pussy pictures, God damn, whatever. She was like, what? And somehow my fat fingers, like, I don't know what I did, but instead of sending that song,

I had instead sent ain't got enough dick to go around, which is just a song about not being able to fuck enough groupies, because so many of them want to fuck him. You're so physically stupid. I just like, it was sad.

Once I told her what it happened, whenever she thought it was hilarious to or whatever, but like again, there was a four-hour window where she was like, what the fuck was that? I sent Amber pictures of my pussy on her phone. You know what happened?

You got pictures of your pussy on your phone? I did. It took a day and a half because she was drunk, but it still got it. Yeah, and it did hit. If I had done what you did to Katie to Andy, she would have burnt down the house that we just bought. Yeah.

She was like, oh, you just, okay, well, do we have good insurance? It's so funny because it's like, that's literally the worst possible one of his songs to do that with. Like, he's got, like, there's no other one of his songs that would have been more perfectly terrible. No, that's the best one. To accidentally sin than that one. Well, again, when we've been saying it, you are somehow physically stupid. You lack physical intelligence. I'm going to.

That, I have to, I genuinely think that was just regular stupid. Yeah. I said fat-fingered. I don't think that's what happened. I was just dumb. It was like in the morning or something. I think you went to hit one. You hit the other one because you can't control your body.

It's like when you can't put a quarter into a pinball machine. No, we need to go. I mean, he's got to change. I mean, we're a little bit under time, but you'll do an intro. You'll make a hit. I will. You'll drop a hot track on here. I'll drop a new hot track.

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