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Episode Date: April 8, 2026

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They're the liberal rednecks they like cornbread, but sex they care way too much, but don't give a fun. They're the liberal rednecks that makes some people upset, but they got three big old dicks that you can suck. Well, here we are. What's up? Hey, buddy. I voted. Look here. Oh, you did.

Yeah. Yeah. What hit harder to just slap straight on your forehead? Yeah, I know, but then I'd have to free the bee and, you know, I'm not for that. I did free the bee the other day and went to dinner and I felt kind of sophisticated. You know, I felt like, oh, maybe I'm an adult, you know, but then, like, as soon as I got in the car, it was like, I don't know if it was like a, dude, it's kind of the same thing to me as like the oral fixation of smoking cigarettes. Like, I just have to put something on my head. It's weird.

Like, I actually, for the first time, thought, you don't even really look that bad bald. I still, it just, it feels naked, you know. Yeah, well, you've got what? You're coming up on, I mean, 15, 20 years. 20 years of, yeah, of ball cap wearing. Yeah, that's tough to break. Well, and you know, the thing is, even, and I regret this, but even when I had long, illustrious nice hair,

I was still a ball cap feller. I did not know how good I had it. So, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, buddy. And what age, I know we've talked about before, but what age did you know that that you was in for it? I mean, I knew. So when you met me, you could already tell that it was like about to, right around.

So I was like 24 when you met me because I'm like 38 now. Yeah. I'd say around 22, I was like, oh, I mean, it's definitely like going to go. But 24 is when it started to look horrible. and then I held on for a little bit longer after that and it was just, then it was just shaved, shaved. And you know why? Because Michael Alfano at the comedy catch

used to like not let us wear hats on stage. And by that, I mean, he would give us grief like for doing it. And so like, that's the only reason I hung on as long as I did, you know? And then finally I said, dude, fuck you. I'm a person that wears hats. That's who I am. And if I'm trying to be authentic on stage, that's what I should do.

But he had those rules. He's like, no, you can't, in comedy, you can't wear a hat or wear a white shirt. And it's so funny because at the time, like, we all just took that as gospel. Like, oh, I guess he knows. And I love Michael. But, like, obviously, that's just one man's very wrong opinion. Yeah, I mean, he was the one that told me about, you know, wearing shorts or whatever. But there's like, that's, that's a thing.

There was a book. He wrote a book there. at the comedy club. Don't wear shorts on stage. It was called. So I was like, well, there's a book.

So, yeah, shout out. It's got to be real, you know. Yeah. Yeah, shout out Rob Durham.

He wrote that book. He's a comic and a teacher. I haven't seen Rob in a long time. I know he's still doing stand up, but really, really good guy. But, you know,

even Rob in that book, I think, mentions, like there's obviously exceptions. Like, you know, I don't know if he name dropped Fluffy. I feel like Fluffy wasn't.

I mean, I know if I'm certain Fluffy was already. already, you know, a hidden headliner, but not, he weren't famous or whatever. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. And there was Michael Roof back in the day who wore shorts and he might have mentioned

him and he's like, and that dude went by chicken who, God rest his soul, he killed himself as most comics do. But I think his exception was like, look, if it's part of your whole deal, you know what I mean? Like if it's part of your whole, like if you play, like, if your character on stage is like a surfer, Polly Shore type dude. than sure, but like just in general, look like a professional, which I do agree with.

Yeah, here's a sentence I've said before. I want to come back to chicken in just a second, but I've been looking up this picture just for the folks at home if you're watching on YouTube. This is a bright-eyed and bushy-tailed show on stage at the age of 24, I think. Oh, my God, bro. He's there, 24.

I don't know your face, the jowls, you look like you're super pissed off at Michael right there for I probably was. Drew, you're going to love this. Show Drew again. He was showing the picture of my jowls. Yeah.

You know what's funny? You need a bra for your face, which I guess what a beard is. It really is because I was about to say like, in December, like I weighed, 10 pounds That's what the picture's called by the way.

Everyone who's watching on the internet Back in December. In December. Nine inch nails tune. It was a long, long, long December and I ate bread the whole time. I'm pretty sure that like this past December

I weighed 10 pounds more than I do in that picture. But even though I'm not saying I look skinny, I do not. I'm just saying like I do think I look better and maybe I'm carrying it better. Probably you're stronger. You're like a man now.

You've got a beard. Yeah. Things that could like be about that. Also, that was like straight up beer and pills weight. Oh, yeah. And oh yeah. And like had just probably drank 20 of them.

So it was like, it was new and old sitting on. For sure. For sure. Drew, do you? Do you have your microphone hooked up? You sound weird.

I just didn't pick it up. I just had it sitting there. I was just talking about. I was like, living the picture, like living the fucking dream. Drew, Corey mentioned the comedian chicken

right where you got here. You know who chicken is? I'm aware of chicken. So, I don't know him, but Corey apparently knew him. I don't think I knew that you knew chicken. I didn't know him.

I didn't know him. He was a comedy. I mean, like, I knew of him because of the comedy catch, but like he had, I don't know if he killed himself right when I started or around when I started,

but he was just, um, he was, I forgot that part. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, oh yeah,

the guy and Rue Wood Jr. was talking about him and yeah, I forgot. It's really sad, isn't it? No, it's brutal. Didn't Doug Stanhope write a blog or something just totally eviscerating chicken? Maybe. That sounds like something Doug would do because, you know, chicken was a, like, crowd-pleasing comic that I don't think cared about what the back

of the room thought. And Doug Stanhope, at least at that point when he would have done it, was like more of an asshole about that sort of thing. Like, I'm not saying Stanhope has changed, but, like, I do think he's more of a grown-up now that probably doesn't, you know, give a shit about those things. But, like, Roof was like... And he admitted libertarianism is a fucking wet dream of a child.

So I think... And I think those are... As someone who has been very, like, fuck this guy who's murdering because it's... Right. ...pathetic. Yeah. Yeah, I'd say he's leveled out at least a little.

Yeah. Like, at least where he's like, I wish I wouldn't have wrote that. Maybe that's why he killed himself. But I'm sure there's a part of him that's like, well, you know, he made the right call. It's a job. Yeah.

I mean, if chicken was like other... Like, you know, If there's someone that does that and they're also a bad person, then absolutely go for it. But like chicken, for all intensive purposes, seemed like a really good dude. And I think the issue was he got,

he started to get really big. He got some development deals and then just like pressure got to him. Something didn't work out, snapped, hung himself. There you go. This is what, this is what Doug Sandhope wrote about him, I guess. I mean, again,

years ago, like a long, long time ago. this is a Reddit quote of the essay and this Reddit comment's 11 years old. I remember reading it myself though. That's why I even brought it up. So I know he did write it at some point, but it has been a long time. But he says somewhere around 1998,

there was a comic named Michael Chicken Roof who played the Montreal Fest. And as far as I know was the last comic to ever get a huge development deal there. I think he's the reason why Montreal today is just a cheap knockoff of its former self. Chickens act made Dane Cook look like Lenny Bruce. Dan Cook has the courtesy of proposing a reason to gesticulate. Chicken had bits as simple as saying, don't you hate dance clubs and then hitting some heavy dance music while dry-humping a guy in the front row.

That's the whole bit. Zero joke, zero punchline. Crowd goes fucking fall down bananas, blind coyotes rear up from their mango tini's and throw half million dollar offers based on six minutes of this shit. agent takes an offer, cancels the rest of chicken show at the fest, lest they see through the veneer and start second-guessing it all.

Chicken rides out on the shoulders of idiots, goes nowhere, and eventually kills himself. Am I saying that the industry killed chicken? No, I'm insinuating it, and there's a difference. Yeah, I honestly thought that was pretty fair. Yeah, yeah. It would be no fair if he wrote it before he killed. the reason he's entitled to that opinion.

You know, if he'd been like, ah, man, they're acting like he killed and he didn't. I mean, if I'm chicken, I'm like, Doug Stanobs said I murdered, dog, you know what I'm it? It's like when them kids get attacked by M&M, those mumble rappers, and they're fucking hype. He'd just be in a track.

Right. I was, see, that kind of changed my whole outlook on that, because I was thinking like he did this before chicken killed himself. Right. And I was like, but he didn't, which is like, bro, just just don't. Like you don't have to say any of that.

But, you know, he did. But that felt like he was asked. That felt like the answer to a question. I mean, I don't know. You said it was from a blog, but like it felt like pertinent to something. It would definitely be weird if Stanhope was like, hey, it's Friday.

Let me shit on this dead guy. Yeah. I mean, he had a thing called comedy death camp is what he called it, which I think was, I think essentially, yeah, it was just Doug Stanhope's blog. That's what it was. And he would just write stuff for it. and that was part of a thing he wrote for that ball.

All right, well, that's tough to defend, I guess. Does he still do that? I know he also really torn into Kyle Sees on that blog. Good. I'm glad he did that. That's fair. Do you know Kyle Sees? I know Kyle Sees through a former,

I'm not even going to say Buddy, because it really wasn't, a former alumnus of Gordon Lee, who, long after I had, when I say long after, I'd been doing stand-up maybe six, seven years, all of a sudden this dude moves out to Hollywood, right?

And he was a good-looking guy and wants to be an actor and decides he's going to use stand-up comedy as his entry into acting. And, you know, at the time, I felt a certain way about that. Now, whatever the fuck, as long as you're good, I don't give a shit. But, like, he was doing that and then immediately Big League and me. At the time, I wrote a blog that he should kill himself.

No, but if I had, you would agree with me, and I'll tell you why in a second. And he then was like, hey, man, he's like, you got to come out here to L.A. He's like, I'm doing a comedy class with Kyle Sees. And I was like, yeah, I'm not, I said, I don't do comedy class. I was like, I was like, I just don't, I don't, I just do it. That's how I do comedy classes.

I just do it. And I was like, good for you. And then like, six months later, he's like, I'm running the class with Kyle now. There's a lot of money to be made, man. You need to get out here. And then I looked into it and like, it very, I saw a bunch of like, maybe read it at the time. I don't know comments about how it was just this big. scam and they weren't getting shit

and Kyle was just cleaning up on all this money and it was one of those like those who can't teach and he wasn't really offering anything and anyways that dude that I was talking about is now on the sex offenders list for pulling his dick out and showing a little kid at McDonald's so you know

and I'm not saying like I knew somehow he just rubbed me the wrong way period and he turns out he did that. You were a child at the time that's what he was in there rubbing rubbing him the wrong way but I That's exactly what That's exactly what Stanhope

Rips sees for was the comedy class thing He didn't mention your buddy So you have your buddy made it out of that Well he ain't pulled his dick out then Yeah that association Yeah but I think in the context Running this scam comedy class is what I'm saying Because that's what the whole

That's what Stanhope's whole beef was Was about that class you're talking about Real quick was that literally Like I know you literally mean He did something fucked up with the kid Was it like here's my dick out of McDonald's? I mean that's from what I know yeah So he was a hack in every pursuit

and every way. I'm sure you had a fucking trench coat on. Well, this is a weird time to segue into this, but you brought up an old alumnus of Gordon Lee, and it made me think. Oh, hell yeah. I know what you're going to say. Shout out to an alumnus of my alma mater,

Salina High School, Clay County High School now. Tyreek Key, who just signed with the Toronto Raptors, not the G-Lie cousin? The actual Toronto Raptors. US at every time. Yeah, I don't, so, no, Chris, it's one of those things were like Chris, I mean, maybe I'm wrong, and they are like actual cousins, but Chris, like, calls him his little cousin, the way I used to say me and Jay Crowder were cousins or whatever,

and I know it's different because they're from the same town, but I don't think, if they are cousins, they're like distant cousins, put it that way. Either way, that's awesome. Like my little cousin, Tyreek or whatever. But anyway, yeah, Tyree Kee, who played at Indiana State for four years, one year at Tennessee with the Vols. Then he was in the G-League for two or three years, but it has been colored. up to the bigs.

That's awesome. With the Raptors yesterday. And I was just thinking, I'm sure being Drew talked about this before over the years off mic and stuff. But like, I remember thinking like when I was in high school, the best players we had on like our football team and stuff. You know,

I remember thinking like Cedric or whatever who just run wild on everybody. I remember thinking like, you know, fuck, he's going to play for Miami or so. Right. It was like 2002. And then Cedric went to it.

And Cedric was awesome. I love Cedric, but Cedric went to a, like a junior college in Minnesota, you know what I mean? And I don't ever heard because I didn't understand like what the standard is or whatever and just how different that you can't until you see it. But now as an adult man, looking back on it, I do understand that. And that makes it like doubly insane and before Tyree Kee, the best athlete that ever came out of Salino was a guy named Joey Coe who also played basketball. he was like an All-American in high school and stuff and like a god in Clay County. And he like a white chocolate situation. Yes.

I mean, he was before my time. I never like saw it. He was like in the 80s and shit playing high school. So I didn't see him. But yes, he is a white dude. But like crazy. Again, big fucking deal in Salina. And he played at Samford, not Stanford.

Samford. It's where he played in college. Yeah, but I'm saying before Tyreek, that was like the best athlete we ever had. So like four. someone from Salina who played in high school at that level to be in the NBA is fucking wild. That is wild. Crazy wild. And I got no problem now being I don't really have an allegiance NBA.

I've always like I'm for Memphis because I like John. They're close or whatever, but I don't really have that much of an allegiance. I got no problem. I've got a Raptor shirt because I like Vince Carter. So I'm all in on the Raptors now just because that's fucking cool. I mean, I always wanted to like the Raptors since the time they came into being when I was like, you know, a teenager and dinosaurs and shit. Yeah, like a preteen of that dinosaur logo. So, yeah.

And they're like seventh in the east right now or something like that. So they're all jumbled up in the middle of the pack in the east. But anyway, here's one for you. Pretty sweet. Is he now more impressive than you? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Bro, yeah.

Oh, God. Just because he signed to a team. I don't. You saw, you had a deal at Warner Brothers. Isn't that not the equivalent of signing with the Raptors? Now it didn't pan out as well as you wanted to do, but I think he has to step on the court.

When I was, when I was, that is true, his is way more objective than mine. But when I was, had active development deals in Warner Brothers and stuff, I used to, like,

tell people and shit, try to make the analogy that it was sort of like I was at like, like training camp with the Patriots or something. Do you know what I'm like? And you got cut. And I got, and that got cut, right? Yeah, which is no shame.

No shame. You still heard. Yeah, that's still like. So you're saying when he was in the G league that was analogous to you, you feel like, and you feel like he got one on air. Absolutely. Yes, yes. And that deal he signed.

Answer me this, Tray, when he got called up, is it a two-way? Is it a 10-day? Tell me about the contract. I don't know. I don't know that either. All I know is it's just that it is with the actual team. But that's what I was about to say, this is like, I think getting a pilot like made, If he sticks and becomes like a role player and hangs on the team for a while, that's like having a show.

Having a series. Having a hit, you know, not even a hit. Just this conversation is pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, I know. But it's fun to remember dreams. Mm-hmm. Used to have them.

Used to hit. This has nothing to do with any of that at all. It's just a separate thing I wanted to talk about. The movie Project Hell Mary is in theaters right now. I saw it with the family. I read the book, love the book before and more. I'm halfway through. Y'all see any of these interviews?

No spoilers for the movie or the book or nothing, but you all see any of these interviews that the author of the book has done? Andy Weir. No. I want. So. Also new. It seems like.

You sound like Jamie, whose name is now Vaughn, I think. On the rooster. Yeah. Sorry, go ahead. it seems like he is. So Andy Ware, I don't remember exactly what his job was, but he had some kind of science-y job for real.

I want to say at least for a little bit. I think he might have worked at Oak Ridge briefly, like at the lab or something, went back in his actual science days, and he started writing books. He wrote The Martian, huge hit, whatever. All his books are very sciencey.

I never knew anything about him, though, other than that. But he, because this movie's come out, he's been doing his own little sort of press tour and in his one interview with this guy who's a film critic but he's like a he's like an anti-woke right-wing film critic specifically that's this weirdest job to get into

and Andy Weir did an interview with him and some people have been like he don't know who that fucking guy is he did interviews with millions of people or all kinds of different people but if he's listened to the interview and he does this whole thing repeatedly where it's like he jerks himself off a little bit for Project Hell Mary which is fair You're allowed to do that if you're on conservative radio. But he says the reason...

He says all this stuff, like the reason that it hits is because he avoided any kind of woteness or any kind of politics. Like, I think he literally used the term woke. There's no woke politics in it. And that's why it hits for people. And he said all this other, like, borderline, at least somewhat suspect to me type of stuff.

Right. And it's wild. This is wilder to me the most because I've read all of his books. And even just, even the movie, is it like overtly political? No, but it's about humanity banding together in the face of an impending long-term climate-related problem

that's going to kill everyone. Right. And turning to scientists and experts and trusting their expertise and their, you know, and like trusting science to solve the problem. And I'm like, I'm sorry, bro. That's all woke.

Yeah. I don't know how to explain it to you. But like in 2026, that shit is, I kind of, I wish none of that was woke, but that's all, that's all woke. So that sounds, this is a fiction is because that's woke. But that sounds like a pretty open face, obvious, just like PR thing. Because you don't say anything super, you know, like, no one could be like, fuck this guy for his specific opinion. It's just like, yeah, I didn't put woke politics in there.

And that's why I was successful. He may believe that. that. I think he does. That's kind of what I want to talk about. That's wild to make. I mean, that that's why it's successful. He may, I think he's smart enough to know these people don't know what woke politics are. Right. I was going to say that he might be so insulated in his world that when he hears the word woke, he literally only thinks that means transgender and gay stuff like that's what I think. And he knows, by the way, my mother-in-law is reading Project Hell Mary. My brother's in Christ, this is an op. This is a PR campaign. And he

He's nailing it clearly. She didn't know any of that. I didn't know any of this. But she brought up Project Hell Mary to me last night. There's no way in hell that it's not connected to what you just said. I don't know. Why would he, at this point, the book came out 18 months ago or something. And it was smash hit, through the roof, smash hit, obviously.

But it's been out. The movie is out. It's already also a smash hit. He wrote the book, but he don't have a, other than that, have anything to do with the movie or whatever. And I thought the same thing at first. I was like, whatever, he's on a press tour. He's talking to this guy.

So he just says this guy type stuff. But I don't know. I just felt after like actually listen to some of it, I could be wrong. You could be right. I just started to feel like, I don't know. I kind of think that he believes it. I kind of think he's right. And that's super fascinating to me in a way that don't hit for me, obviously.

But like, I guess, I don't know, cognitive dissonance. gymnastics or whatever. But people like Corey said, when he hears Woke, he just thinks this other stuff and is completely oblivious to how, to me, seemingly hypocritical, that sort of, or lacking in self-awareness, that position is. I think it is the second one if it's there, because I often think about, dude, I walk downstairs right now. I could go and be back in 45 seconds with a stack of Mother Earth magazines that have been

rifled through by people who watch Fox News every day. fully believe that while climate change is something that we need to think about, it's not manmade, it's some sort of natural phenomena. There's like this special cognitive dissonance. I think a lot of people have some version of it. Some people are like bigger than others of like the way I see the world is special. Of course you don't understand it. You're not me and you're not special. And so I could, I think, I still think it's like he's good at PR like Andrew Schultz is.

but I could I could watch the interview and be easily convinced yeah this dude just thinks that he's not woke he does believe in science liberals are a bunch of like whatever people who don't believe in science because they'll hit you with science

on the biology thing like that weirdo dude who by the way that preacher we had on is running for office now because of no can't believe it the anti-platform guy you know I know about biology I don't think it's that crazy to like imagine a dude who's like

yeah, no, I do believe in science and that's why I'm anti-woke. Well, I mean Joe Rogan is that guy, right? There you go. And yeah, I was about to say like when it comes to, yeah, when it comes to that specifically, you're like, wait, I just feel like I was rambling and that's exactly

what I was getting at. Yeah, but there's some people like me, sometimes I want to feel like, when did when did common sense become woke or this negative term or whatever? It's the way around for them. That's part of it. I was about to bring that up.

I think Joe Rogan's like, I believe in science, but I do think people overreact. It's like, it's like a virtue for them not to be scared of anything. Right. And since climate change is scary, since climate change is scary, they have to act like it's not a big deal. Right.

Yeah, that's weird to me, though, because then they will be like, I'm scared that someone's daughter that I don't know or will never meet, will lose her spot on the Stanford swing. They're mad. They will not. Never say scared. Right.

They are scared. Right. They're mad. Well, then be mad at that hairspray ruining the ozone. Don't be scared about it. Be mad about it. You know what I mean? That's all made up.

That's made up. Hairspray hits for women or whatever. I used to use it in a moustache. It's all that stuff. But, you know, like, there never used to be no autistic nothing. And now every other, you know, every 12th kid is autistic. and that's because of all the shit RFK says and vaccines and stuff, which is the shit RFK says.

And that's like, to them that is science. I guess it's like science went too far or whatever. But yeah, it's so funny that they'll say that. Well, science is what I agree with and propaganda is what I don't. It's so funny that they really will say shit like that. Like fucking autism never existed before. And then the next sentence would be like, Did you know that Sylvia Plath could only sleep if there were 52 cats in her bed?

You know what I mean? Like so many. No one ever saw Da Vinci's feet. Did you know that? We were the same pair of shoes every day for 60 years. Oh, that's crazy, dude. Isaac Martin was all fucked up. Standing under apple trees, not looking up.

Yeah, well, who does that? Right. But it's funny to think about him getting hit in the head because he didn't like his dad making fun of him. Luke said, he got no gun at him over there. Fucking apples falling on his head. But no, I think people think that Isaac Newton, like, died a virgin. He was super antisocial or asocial at least. It was just, you know, it was wild.

But he was brilliant in every other way. Playgo, too. Yeah. Plato. I mean, he's. Yeah, dude. I mean, Plato's like, we literally name just being friend zoned with a girl after Plato. He had all this knowledge and stuff and didn't want to go out and get pussy nor butt or nothing.

Like, I mean, I'm not saying that's wrong. I'm just saying that's a special type of behavior. I infamously fucked his young boy apprentices. Am I confusing him with Socrates or someone else? Isn't Socrates the older? Probably all of them. Or no. Yeah, Plato looked up to Socrates.

Plato was the young boy. He called him a loser. Maybe he was just tired of being raped. Right. I think Plato was like the Obi-1 to Socrates's quadon gin. That's what I think, too. I think Socrates was true. It's one of the other.

Say that for people who didn't get raped and have had sex. which one's what? He's the older one. Yeah, he was the Jimmy Garapolo to Socrates is Tom Brady. The younger apprentice one is the one people say is asexual.

I think Plato, yeah. And then do people say, is it not a thing that Socrates was a defender of love between an old, one of them I think has been... Bro, I bet you all of them was defending that shit

because that era was just ate up. Yeah. I mean, if they wasn't fucking one, they was carved one without doing it. So it was, it goes in a line. Socrates, first and he mentored Plato, and then Plato mentored Aristotle.

So maybe Plato never butt-fucked Aristotle and people are like, that's weird and they made up a whole word. Literally what it is. Yeah, right? This kid's a virgin. Yeah. If you got friends that you don't fuck, they call it Platonic now because he never fucked Aristotle's butt and people are like,

what is that about? It's also funny because it's like since gay was fine, it's just them calling him gay. right yeah this fucking pussy won't fuck a boy why don't you yeah what's wrong with that you're trying to make us look bad over here fucking boys

masculinity just is undefeated much like the internet it'll figure out a way to call you a pussy absolutely sure will uh that's why I keep thinking about that sketch that I can't ever get written and now the moments past

because somehow no one cares about Epstein Island can't fish Jesus no just I keep thinking about how funny it is to think about someone on Epstein Island mad because they keep wanting to like put on robes and horns and do it ritually. I was like, God damn, what kind of fucking pussy's audience? You got to put on an outfit for you fucking eight-year-old, you bitch.

But, you know, that's a lot. It is a lot. I put it in a little doc I made when you first said it. And then thinking about it, I was like, I was like, that's super hilarious to me. But it sure is a lot, though. It's the back of the room. It's the kind of thing where if you have three bangers, you put that out. and everyone's like, ah, they earned it.

Exactly. Yeah. Corey. Yes, buddy. Why are you thinking about bicycles? Oh. What? He texted me, bicycles is wild.

Well, he thinks that's a cycle. Sorry. Yeah, they, you were trying to make a homosexuality joke? I appreciate it. Or bisexuality joke. Bisexuality, yeah. Sorry, same thing. Okay.

So, I think, why I texted you that this morning was because last night I low-dosed a little bit of mushrooms and I was re-watching season two of slow horses which while all of them are bangers I think season two is the best

that's the cicadas season and if you'll remember in that Ming Harper be riding his bike all the time you know and sweating and doing all his shit or whatever and it just I was watching him ride on the bike and it just got me to thinking about like the bicycles is wild

Why the fuck do they stop it? Two wheels. Like, you know what I'm saying? Because, like, I'm pretty sure bicycle came before they did. Then they did tricycle. And then they did those. It just makes no sense. It's like, you have to, I don't, why would you get a thing that you have to learn how to balance on?

And like, if something goes bad, you can fall smooth the fuck off. Like, it don't make sense to have two goddamn wheels on the ground. And then you push. And then you got a balance. And then you get to be out there with fucking cars at the same goddamn time. It's wild enough that we have cars. and then you add bicycles to the mix of cars. Bikes are insane.

I think I know the answer to this one. Okay. First of all, they're much cheaper and easier to make than a tricycle. I ain't got to fade them like a horse or jack them off. But I think, right, but I think his question, you do have to jack them off. All buys are horny. Yeah, that's true. I think his question is like, why not sexism of sexism?

I'm sorry, I just read sexism on this page. Alarious, 40 and sleep. Can't we do sexism instead of bicycles? That's a lot more fun for me. Yeah. That sounds like you're trying to take a bicycle. Guys, sex, yeah.

Have you ever been on a tricycle or a tric, like a grown-up version of a three-wheel? I don't think so, no. So you have to go quite a bit slower because counterintuitively, and this is something that I have experienced, I could be wrong about this, I could be an idiot.

Someone correct me. It's way more stable going straight, yeah. But like trying to go fast and turn a curve, on one, it's actually less stable than a bicycle because once it starts to tilt, you don't have the same amount of ability to control it. And related to that, if you're in a city, it's just way more maneuverable on a bicycle. That's true. And I think they were both around.

And I think the public decided voting with their dollars that this is the better one once I learn it. Yeah, for the record. It's more maneuverable. It's faster and you can actually control it better once you learn it, I think. For the record, bicycles overall hit for me. I just find them wild. It's a wild manner of transportation.

Like, just looks wild. Like, I'm just watching this fucking grown man sweating his ass off, bicycling, like, hauling ass, like, going as fast as some of the cars, you know, because they're in a big city. And it's just, it's a silly, and it's only one away from a unicycle, which is the silliest form of transportation in the whole goddamn world. I mean, that, that right there, who, I think people that ride unicycles, are the same people that say they like,

they do that in the same way that people smoke cigars. You don't like this. You do not like this. You just, for some reason, like that it makes you different. Because, like, what the fuck is a goddamn unicycle? There's no point, dude. Yeah, I feel like it's almost exclusively for joy and circusry. Or circusry, which to bring me joy.

It ought not bring you joy to ride one, I don't think. I think you should hate it. I think also, here's what I'll give you. Here's what I think. think like they were making tricycles and this dude was like we're cheaper if we made it with two and everyone's like this ain't going to work now when you say tricycles everyone's like damn you said an adult version of a tricycle you mean no engine right yeah trike yeah yeah i don't i'm sitting here thinking i feel like i ain't ever even seen what i mean i've seen

recumbent yeah right and it's it's lower the ground so them fall over and i've never The same upright, right? Why's no three-wheeled motorcycle? There's a few. They go very, very slow. And then the ones that are sick, they flip the wheels around because they finally figured out that it won't turn over if you put the two in front.

Yes, I was got to say. That bottom is what throws you off. I can remember when I was a kid in Salina, there was four-wheelers, but there was also three-wheelers, too, like ATVs, three-wheelerers. And then they outlawed those because they were super fucking dangerous. Yeah, they're dangerous to drive a triangle. Like you said, when you can control,

more. If you invert it, though, you put two wheels in front and one wheel in back, that seems to be fine. And, Corey, I would put it to you to your point that if someone had flipped around the triangle at the same time they were making bicycles, I think there's a decent chance your logic would have carried the day and tricycles would be the way if they had two in the front. Two in the front, you don't have the problems I was just talking about. I have flipped over on one of these three-wheeled son of the bitches. And it is wild because you're like, well, I can sit here without balancing it. This is more stable.

And then you, your ass over teacettle and you're like, guess I was wrong. You think people are going to sign up for a whole extra wheel in this economy? Not now.

Too late now. I'm saying if it had originally. I told you about my dumb ass daddy on a bike, didn't I? Huh. This motherfucker

It's been, it's been a while since I've told it. So maybe I did, maybe I didn't. This motherfucker I mean, and look,

I can't, this is obviously where I get it from. My dad is a person who when he decides to be into something, he might not be into it for long. But God damn it, he's fucking going all the way

as soon as he, and he decided he wanted to get back. He was starting to get back in better shape, and he's like, I'm going to take it to the next level. I'm going to ride a bike. Instead of just getting a regular ass bike to ride around the park, you know, mountain bike, racing bike, or whatever. I mean, he gets one that you have to screw your feet into the pedals.

Like you, you know what I mean? Like you can't be. remove and that that that that's real danger dude and it's literally only for like it's not that's not that's not going to make you in better shape yeah that's that part like the thing you're trying to get out of it you would get out of it if you didn't do that right you clip in you you clip in on like a peloton but that's a stationary bike but i'm saying like people like actual cyclists did he start dressing like that too you're oh yeah he had the suit he had the suit are you serious how long ago are we talking bro uh like 10 oh yeah about eight 10 years ago i think well read

was like in its infancy when this happened because he lost... Not 18. 8 to 10 years ago. He was still a big... He's a bigger feller. And he had the fucking alien suit and he was clipping in and shit

and check him all. My dad goes on... My dad goes on more fats than I do. And it's like he will... Like if he gets a bad report from the hospital, again, as I say, when my dad wants to do something, he goes all in, but then he loses interest.

Like, when he gets a bad report from the doctor, that motherfucker will drop 80 to 90 pounds in four months, be eating good, all this shit, be like, my knees don't hurt all the sudden. And then he'll just fall back, which like, hell, who among us? I get that.

Those habits are hard to keep. But like, he wasn't, he wasn't as big as he was, maybe the last time you've seen him. But like, yeah, still, that's still a big dude, no matter how much weight he loses. Yeah, so he's clipped the fuck in, right,

and decides, I'm going to go ride. And decides, instead of putting the bike on the back of his Jeep and driving it to the park, he was just going to ride his bike to the park, which I understand, and we live in a small town, but like, there's still some sort of busy roads you got to go on. So he decides to go down this road, which this don't mean nothing to y'all, but it will for the hom. He's listening to Home. What up, fam? He goes down Osborne Road, and where there is this huge fucking ditch on the side of the road. He tips the

goddamn bike over in the ditch and then can't get up because his fucking feet are clipped into the bike. So he had to lay there, and this ditch is pretty fucking deep. So, like, no passers by, they either didn't see him or they didn't get. a fuck that there was a dude in a ditch on a bike because like he was still there when my mom got there to unclip his fucking feet from this bike right and because of that he never rode a bike again i'm pretty sure like he just and then he just gave up on that type of exercise instead of just being like i won't clip my feet it's dumb it's so fucking dumb yeah that's wow did you um so you were on low dose of mushrooms while watching that show and that's when

this occurred to you the bicycle thing Do you know that there's a, of course, French term for what happened to you there? Oh. At least I think the way that. Le Rittado. Yeah. Which is, that's how you say, the R word in Haitian Creole we found out last night for no reason. No reason at all.

With someone else said to us, we weren't researching it. There was a reason, but it had nothing to do with Haitians. No, I did have nothing to with Haitians. That's true. But, yeah, it's R-E-T-E-E-T. A, D-A-D-D. Anyway, if I'm interpreting it right,

maybe what you had is not an example of this. But so, well, I remember reading this and something, like I think it's like a Stephen King book or something years ago. And I, but it is a real thing. I've Googled it.

So we all know deja vu, right? Deja vu. Deja vu stands for, or it's not stands for, but it translates literally to already seen. And so, you know, which makes sense. I've seen,

I've seen all this. I've lived all this, whatever before. but most Americans don't know or realize that there's that deja vu is not the lone phenomenon that's deja vu is one of a collection of vows of uh yeah of acknowledged phenomena uh that all have french names and they are vo it's one of a collection of vows there's four of them one of them means you doesn't it uh it vu apparently is because polyphonse did you speak for it in this case it's seen or live in this case it's seen or live deja Vue already saying what you had, I think, was Jamevou, which translates to never seen. And it's when you have a strange feeling of experiencing what is a familiar situation, word, place, or thing for what feels like the first time.

So like seeing something you've seen your whole life for the first time and being like, oh, that's weird. Actually seeing it. Yeah. Yeah. I know. Yeah. I feel like comics have that feeling maybe more than most people because that's how a lot of bits get written in the observational world.

Or maybe we don't have it as much as most people. It's just that when we do have it, we open our mouths about it. But like, yeah, I mean, hell, half of Jerry Seinfeld's career was telling me, was making me have that feeling about things. But like, yeah, that's a wild feeling to have. And it just shows you like every now and then it will kind of scare the shit out of me. because I'll be like, dude, like, how are you alive? You haven't even thought about that before? Like, how are you paying attention?

Like, what is processing in your brain? And I guess the answer is like your brain tunes out all the unimportant stuff to focus on the truly important stuff. So there's some things you just don't think about. But like, it is wild how often I'll be like, like, it's like fucking, I mean, it's like Joe Rogan talking about like trying to explain microphones to Egyptians and shit. You know what I mean? Like, it's crazy. The third one is press. gave you, which means almost seen.

And it's the feeling of something, the feeling like tip of the tongue, where you feel like you feel like you're on the verge of either recalling something or knowing or understanding something or having an epiphany or something like that, but it never comes. And I can tell you right now, when I was in doctor prescribed ketamine therapy for intense anxiety like two years ago, that whole process was nothing but Presquevo. Really? Like every single time I felt like I was so close to like cracking it, you know?

Yeah, and like a hippie way or whatever. But it really did feel like that and it never happened. And part of it's like, that's why you got to keep going, bro, you know. But it was a wild feeling. Or sometimes it felt like I would come back from it and I would be like in the moment I did understand, but now I don't again. Oh, that's very mushrooming for sure. Yeah. Do they have a word?

Describe. that you experienced it, sorry. Can you describe the difference in your mind? Can you explain to me the difference between what you just described in deja vu? Because it feels like the same thing just applied to what you see versus what you feel. Well, deja vu, right, is when you're like... I've experienced this before. Yeah, like I've experienced this.

This has happened to me before. Presquevoo is when you're like, oh, I almost had it. Almost had something. or I almost had So it has nothing to do with seeing It's a feeling Yes And the last one that's not a Vue

is a Deja Vecou Vécu Which is already lived A more intense And sometimes pathological form Of Dejavu Oh I've had this when it's scary It's scary

Yeah That was weird This is like man There's a glitch Yeah Right So that's Deja Vecu When it's that intense

apparently. What's the bad guy's name on Stranger Things? Vecna. Vecna, yeah. Beckna, okay. Do they have one for, you know the one you said where it's on the tip of your tongue,

that one? Which is funny that I'm like, what is that? What is that one? Do they have one for when that information hits you at a way later date out of nowhere?

Yeah, the first of many words for orgasm. I actually, I actually, without looking it up, know what that is because I learned that forever ago and I tried briefly to make a bit out of it. Me too. It was really weird and high concept.

And it like, I can't remember how it got, but it was like, but anyway, that's called, I mean, unless I'm misunderstanding, but that's called,

Les Pry de Scalié, which translates literally to the spirit of the staircase. But what it means is like when you, you've left the situation. Right. You're now later. you're in a staircase somewhere. Right. And it hits you

and you're like, fuck! You know, like, shower thought. Yeah, right. So they have their shower thoughts on a staircase. Yeah. That's hilarious. Well, the one that made, like, the most famous example in my family, if I was to use, to explain this phenomenize,

we were on vacation years ago in Florida before, like, the internet and self, like, you couldn't just look shit up. Guys, if you're young, there used to be a time when if you didn't know a thing, you could not then just know that thing. It was a wild time. And we were all sitting there, family and friends,

and we were all, Dad, and somebody was talking, we were talking about the show, Cheers. And I, as a child, had just started watching it on Nick at night, and they were like, oh, you don't understand. This show was huge. It was big. And my dad was like, yeah, one of my favorite running jokes was Norm, you know, his wife, oh, what was his wife's name?

And literally nobody in there could think of it at all. Two days, like, no, and it was so frustrating. Everybody was like, Jesus Christ, you know, if only we had this device, two days later on vacation at 3 o'clock in the morning, we hear my dad from bed scream, Vera, it's Vera! And everybody woke up and was like, oh yeah, right on, it's Vera.

And he had to say it. You know what I mean? He had to get that input. But it was two days later, in the middle of the night, it just came to him. And that's such a wild feeling. I got to be honest, I can see how that's like, could be considered rude,

but I think if I were in that house, I'd be like, fake fucking. No, we were happy. Everyone was happy. Like, everyone was like, yes. Yes. Big tension breaker. Because everybody felt stupid.

So, but the big ten, I don't know, I got nothing. So my dad once, when Django and Chang was coming out, I don't know if it came out, but like the premise of it

or whatever was known that trailer's route and shit. And he was like, I was with him and he saw that. And he was like, there was a movie. He was like, there was a movie in the 70s.

that was like a lot like that. And, you know, and he couldn't think of it. And I, you know, I had no idea if the fuck he was talking about. So I was like, oh, that's wild. And then, uh, and then I, like, talked to him or something like the next day. And he told me that he had a dream that night. And he's just, like, standing in a void. And Samuel L. Jackson, right?

In, like, Jackie Brown, Samuel L. Jackson with, like, the dreads and, like, holding him at this one. Like holding an AK-47 or whatever or something like that, just walked up to him, put his hand on his shoulder, leaning and whispered into his ear, mandingo. And my dad woke up and that's the name of that movie. And that is a real movie. Yeah. And so I feel like that's like the coolest possible way to experience that, that particular phenomenon. I also like to believe that that here's how our dreams work is that string theory is real.

we really are all truly connected and Samuel L. Jackson's force ghost himself wanted to relay that information to your father. Yeah, I also is Mandingo is any like one of the secret passwords in Ace Ventura 1? Maybe.

I don't know. The white guy who dresses like Samuel L. Jackson. Huh. I mean, it would, Dingo would make sense because of animals, but maybe, maybe, what about, hold on now, what about Ace Ventura 2 when nature calls when he's in Africa. Does he say mandingo there?

Because that would make, that would make, I mean, because of what mandingo is. Yeah, for sure. By the way, Big Ten Shunbreaker.

It's a basket. Big Ten's Shun Breaker. Never mind. I get it. I'm real autistic about it, but I thought of it. He was the MVP of the game last night, the Big Ten Sun Breaker.

Nice. I'll kill myself. Don't do that. If you do it in a staircase while smoking a cigarette stinking, please. But, you know. Yeah.

Mandango is what they used to, You know, and the Django and Chain, he fights his slaves. It's obviously super fucked up. Yeah, that's what they called that. So that's what, and that, so that movie from the 70s was also about that,

but I'm sure it was. Who would? Yeah, can you imagine, I can't. I mean, like, there's part of it.

And Dinga is the nickname for Woodstock, the tech savvy character, played by Rainer Shian or Sheen? Sheen, maybe. The dude who has the password. What's the password? New England clam chowder, red or the white. I remember that.

His name was Mandinga. That was also the first time I found out there was two chowders, two types of clam chowder. And let me tell you something, you talk about it ain't even close. You talk about it, I mean, I like Manhattan clam chowder,

I'm not saying I'd kick it out of bed. You don't think he dressed as a little bit like Samuel L. Jackson? It's a little blurry, but... Yeah? Oh, no, yeah. he has on like a kentah vest yeah I can see that

sorry I don't know what's going on I think I Lowe does some I did that's not weird I love that I love that for you I'm not wrong about this correct New England clam chowder Berries Manhattan clam chlam chester Oh my god dog not even close

Oh wait you said did you say Manhattan Isn't it Maryland? Isn't Maryland Clam Chowder the red one? Is Maryland Clam Chowder? Why do I think Manhattan? Manhattan's sound right to me Yeah, I agree. But I know that Maryland, they, maybe they do. I'm sure they got down.

It's definitely Manhattan. So, all right, Maryland clam chowder is also a red clam chowder. I don't know if it's, either way. It differs from Creamy New England style. It's similar to Manhattan style, but with a more Maryland flavor profile, which I imagine just made more old bay, probably. Yeah. You need a new bay.

I thought, I was sick at Maryland because I know, In Maryland with Donnie, I had the Maryland clam chowder. And I'm sure it was fine. Yeah, but I'm with you. Is he such a Maryland homer? Oh, he's such a Maryland. He literally will not eat crab if he's not in the state of Maryland. What a bitch.

What about like D.C. D.I. D.C. I would have. The DMV, he probably could be like that. It's not just like, I was with him in Florida one, Florida. There's an ocean there, too, you know. And I was like, I was like, well, you want to split this crab appetizers? And he was like, I don't eat crab outside of Maryland.

Okay. All right. Florida, I kind of gave, that'd be a different crab, right? Am I wrong? Sure. Some other crabs hit, you know, I wonder if I can Seattle, because they got, they got their own crabs. I hear you. But like, doesn't Delaware have a similar crab?

Yeah, I thought it was about to be like, I don't eat crab in landlocked states, which, like, I mean, even though I know they find stuff fresh frozen, I'm still like, okay, I hear you. That's a thing. But like, yeah, it just being a one state thing is insane. That said, most people anywhere but Nashville don't get hot chicken right. Some people in Nashville don't even get it right. That is so true. I mean, you know what I mean?

So I guess I can't really fault him too much. I think I've got it. No, it kind of does make sense. Yeah, no, it does. I look at the snap incorrectly. The entire, what do we call those, bays? Yeah. The entire Chesapeake Bay, except for the very, very bottom does seem like as you go into the Chesapeake Bay, you are surrounded by Maryland.

I did not realize that. I thought it was Delaware right across there, but it's not. Delaware is on the other side of that side of the bay, right? Yeah. Yeah. I think there's some sense to that. I don't think it's, I think it's homerism, but I think it's homerism. I mean, honestly, what Corey just said,

made it made more sense to me because I won't really eat Nashville hot chicken outside of it. I mean, at least Tennessee would definitely I used to, and every time I ever got it, it was always wrong. Awesome. So like, I eventually just stopped. They just, all they focus

on is the hot part and not what flavors, princes, and Hattie B's are actually using. Like, you know what I mean? Like, they don't like... You do it easy. Like, everybody in this whole God, too, country now. Like, I've had had Hattie B's regular, hot, extra hot or whatever.

Even going down in the hotness, they bread it in good, they got good spices. It's not just hot. They got good spices in there that hit and are flavorful. And I think everywhere else is just like, just put fucking habaneros in there and make it red. And that's Nashville hot chicken.

It's insane. Dude, everywhere else is like a new Mountain Dew flavor as a person. It's like. Yeah. It's like, especially in that we're like, we make it hot.

It's like those chips you can get at the gas station that are for 13-year-old boys and me. You like them. What, what, what, what, what,

what, I don't know. I'm intrigued. You're not talking about rap snacks, are you? No, no,

no, no, no, there's a single chip. Oh, fuck those. No,

fuck those. Of course I ain't talking about rap snap, dog. I am so upset that look at me. Yeah. You were rat snack?

I was about to besmirch rap snacks. Hell no. I was thinking about this earlier when Brian, I was trying to get Brian to go eat with me, and he

didn't want to eat none of the good stuff I wanted to eat. Y'all are like, there's two ways y'all have, like, really fucked up my psyche and my sense of self. I am a fat, gross fuck. It's just that y'all are such fat, gross fucks. And I spend so much time of you guys, I was like, I guess I'm not a fat gross fuck. I guess I'm pretty, like, I kind of pretentive to actually about food because I won't eat dinner at a gas station.

And most of the time I'm going to eat. I love fucking rap snacks. I've always loved potato chips. Huge weakness of mine. It's to lick Doritos. Oh, yeah. He'll be like, what are you doing? I mean, like, lick the flavor off, dude.

There's got to be a French word for that. For something you do that hits in the moment, but makes something not hit later, such as when you would go way too hard, when you got the cheese and crackers, the spreadable, and you would go too hard on the first two and then you wouldn't have enough cheese left.

It's a rookie mistake. It's a rookie mistake, but those first two do hit so much harder, you know, but it's, it's, you got to look out for all of yourself, not just your present self.

It's an early lesson in childhood development. Yeah, and also as a fat kid every now, and then there'd be like a girl or something who wouldn't eat all the cheese. And then you're right, yeah, and then you could go a little harder.

Yeah. Used to happen to me with Dunker. Yeah, I got one of them. Bro, I work the damn do to wife. Bro, this whacked out chick with braces

when we were in middle school. This happened to me, like almost every day. She would get dunk ruse. I had dunk ruse, but she only liked the cookies. She didn't like dunking them into cream. So I got double cream. Bro, you talk about the hookup.

That girl was in love with you and was depriving herself of cream. Andor had a body issue and was just like giving it to you. That's so great. I used to get a lot of yellow starburst because that would be like people. That was like the fat kid flavor of starburst. Yeah, I can feel a starburst. because, you know, some girl, this girl, like the pink and the orange or whatever.

So, you know, she's like, yellow's gross. And I back, I want that yellow. I had this part keeping track of the leftovers of Andy's I ate so that when I ate one and she got mad, I'd be like, well, you don't ever eat your leftovers. I thought you weren't going to eat them and they were about to go bad. I am all right. I will buy you a new version of this right now. And she'd be like, what do you tell me?

I always eat my leftovers. And I got to where she said it to me so many times. I had to be like, Starlogue, October 4th, 2006, you did not finish all of your chicken wings. They love that. And on day two, I ate them. Yeah, building a case against them, they love that. I've done that before. I've made note files and spreadsheets and stuff where I keep notes of date,

just, you know, exhibit. A. A projector screen. I have seen, my love. Never, never, never made. I told Amber, never. Hey, you go to try down. Bitch, sit down.

Like, I tell Amber, I tell Amber all the time, like, number, I'll tell her number one. I was like, first off, it's insane because when I buy groceries, I buy them with the intent that anyone in this house is entitled to eat them. Like, I buy food for us. She goes and will get stuff that's not for all of us, but she won't tell me that. And in my brain, I'll be like, oh, Amber got a new bag of chips that that's new hotness she wants to try. And they're with all other chips.

I'll open and eat them. No, I won't eat them. It's not even that. I'll open them and eat some of them. She'll be like, God damn it. I was taking. those to a party next week. I was like,

next week is the party. Then I was like, then I'll just go get you a fucking bag of chips. She goes, no, but now I'll have to remember it. I said, bitch, you can't. I said, from here on out, a week, if you got something that you bought just for yourself, that shit better be gone in 48 hours. Otherwise, it is

public domain. And now I say that feeling no guilt because everything I buy is public fucking domain. But I have done that where like there will be something in the fridge that she's leftovers. First day, I'll just look at it. And I'll be like, but mental note,

come back to this tomorrow. And then like, if the next day, by nightfall, two days, by nightfall, if she's not eating it, that's what I'm eating because I do know she's just going to end up throwing it the fuck away. And I want it. Andy don't do the chip thing.

I will say we've gotten to the point, and this is where we should be. I'm being ridiculous where I'm like, hey, you're going to eat that? Right. And then sometimes she's like, I'm planning to. And I'm like, well, when?

because by tomorrow it's going to be gross. And then she'll go, just eat it. Yeah. That's why I got a wife. Yeah, that is. Yeah, that's fine. And I, yeah, and I might not have one for much longer. Who knows?

Hey, where, I'm just kidding. We're not in trouble at all. Where is you going to be? The judge takes one look at him. Yeah, I get it. I get it. I'll be in Philly, then Riley, then Phoenix, and then a bunch of other places in the near future,

all at tray crow crowder.com. So come save me, please. May 1st and 2nd in Bristol, Tennessee at the Blue Ridge Comedy Club, a very small independent comedy club that I want all of you to come out in support. And me too, it's going to be a good time. I was just thinking about me and Amber

in front of a judge, and we're settling our divorce, and it comes to the custody of one potato chip, and the judge is like, what if I break it in half and give you each one? And I'm just like, no, let her have the whole chip. I would rather her have the whole chip than me, you know, than us destroy it.

Yeah. And then you tackle her outside in the parking lot and take the whole chip. Hey, Corey writesfor-you.com. That is where I want you to go. That is where I want you to subscribe to. Pretty much daily nonsense, whether it be a video or an essay or a diary or a short story or a podcast or something like that. Corey writes for you.com. That's my substack. You'll also be on my newsletter, so you'll be able to hear whenever I'm anywhere,

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Two redneckers, but we're still fancy, putting on airs. We might not know much about history, we don't care. We gonna get drunk and we talk about yachts. We gonna get drunk and we gonna talk a lot. Dress real fancy, sitting our chairs, sip on our tea, putting our airs. Okay, it's Team Squire out of Team Trey. Oh yeah, we keep it in basic. He thinks that the squirrels are Corrie's mom's house are racist,

and you know squirrels live in the same place for generations. So, Trey, you better count your days, and you better count your days, and you you better count your blessings because all the squirrels that you ran over that you think are nameless, faceless, their families are getting together and plotting on you from the attic and basement. So even though Corey is dumb, fat, and bald,

he knows how to avoid drama, don't get squirrels involved. Two rednecks, but we're still fancy, putting on airs. We might not know much about history, we don't care. We gonna get drunk and we talk about yachts. We gonna get drunk and we gonna talk a lot.

Dress real fancy, sit in our chairs, sip on our tea, putting on air. Two red and ex, but we're still fancy. putting on airs. We might not know much about history. We don't care. We gonna get drunk and we talk about yachts. We gonna get drunk and we gonna talk a lot.

Dress real fancy, sit in our chairs. Sip on our tea. Putting on airs.