wellRED podcast - Judge Drew Presides Over Corey & Trae's Ice Cream Argument (its about more than that)

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

This week, the honorable Judge Drew Morgan presides over a hearing to determine who is at fault in an argument Corey and Trae are in based on a Dream Trae had about Ice Cream TraeCrowder.com DrewMorganComedy.com CoreyWritesForYou.com CoreyRyanForrester.com

man up and do what you said you was going to do, or stop getting hammered, or just know this is how Trey is going to react. It's going to be your disappointed father. I like to do a secret fourth thing, which is none of those. It's not secret. They're the liberal rednecks. They like cornbread, but sex, they care way too much, but don't give a fun. They're the liberal rednecks that makes some people upset.

They got three big old dicks that you can sun. Hey, go Dodgers. Go Dodgers. That's right. Yeah, this is my designated hubble sweater when it gets cold in my hubble. Remember talking last week about how, you know, I do all this in a closet or whatever. It's attached to my garage. You know, a couple months out of the year in California, it gets cold.

And so got to have a Hubble sweater. It's not usually November, though. Well, I mean, it, you know, cold as in the, first of all, that, yes. But as in overnight, if I come out here in the morning, it's like 58 degrees in here or whatever. All right. Yeah, it's only 12 there. Right. Well, but also, and I've never really understood that this works, but inside numbers aren't the same as outside numbers.

That's true. It's super true. Outside dip is not the same either. 58 on a thermostat is like crazy. Yeah, right. I think it's because of moisture. Yeah, humidity definitely has a lot to do with how you perceive temperature. Okay, okay, all right.

Here's something, because I've always had a problem with when, like, I'll go to look, I'll be like, hey, what, you know, what's temperature outside? And Amber will be like, well, it's, you know, like right now, it's 66, but it feels like. Oh, we've talked about it. I'm sure we have. Maybe the worst thoughts we've ever gotten to. Okay.

All right. Well, that's not what I'm trying to do. here but I am trying to say that like maybe there's some there has to be some correlation of that with the thermostat because it's like inside 58 is colder because there's no sun right but if you go outside and it's it's 58 and the sun's there it's like but the sun's still only making it 58 so what do you mean like what do you what do you mean I think this the sun definitely makes my skin feel warmer than when it's cloudy or I'm in the shade regardless of outside tip like there's something to that, but I can't, I would need someone smarter than me

to explain why, but definitely the sun feeling on my skin is a different situation. It's also like, who decide, do they have a guy or a gal? Yeah, right. Who's like, I work for the weather channel? Bob, what you have? 48. Yeah, this is what her machines say, but Bob? Yeah, I don't know about that.

I also think the inside, outside thing, though, it does have to do with clothes, don't you? maybe but you'd think like oh it's yeah it's it's 70 degrees but the wind is blowing so it's a little chilly well in the house there ain't no wind blowing it's as stagnant as it can be it yeah it seems like it's a confluence of those facts you know the sun the humidity all those different things like does they have a guy you're combined i'm talking about the inside part i'm talking about why it's like you know the same temperature feels so much colder inside like the sun is a huge part of it but also like the air around you in the humidity or whatever of that is also a part of it and uh radiant heat loss or something to do with fucking floors and walls and shit i don't know

i don't know what i think you should i think there should be an app where it's a weather app but you go in and it takes about it probably takes a year for you to get this app to start working for you because it's got to get collect all this data that you're giving it and so you just go out and every day you take a picture of what you're wearing and it goes into the app and then the next year it's got all the data. And so instead of telling you a temperature, it just shows you a picture of what clothes you would wear in this situation and what you've worn in the past. Because I don't need you to tell me 60 because sometimes 60 means shorts and sometimes it means jeans. Show me a picture. What did I wear the last time it was exactly this?

And that's what I'll do. This is yet another chose of a feather segment here because. My wife is constantly like, is it cold out? I'm like, well, it's, it's whatever. Do I need a jacket? I've given you all the information I could possibly give you because I'm not you. Like, honestly, telling you the number was a bridge too far for me. Just walk out the fucking door.

But I did tell you the number. After that, I got nothing for you because I don't work at weather.com as the feels like guy. yeah i need to know who the feels like guy is or gal i always just point to Amber asked me that too she'll go what does it feel like outside and i just point to my clothes and go it feels like this like this is what it feels like and she's like right but like tell me and i was like i don't really like to me this is the perfect clothes to be wearing so that's what it feels like

and i don't know any other way but also i'm fat and sweat a lot so you know i could be in shorts in a tank top and she'd need a jacket uh so feels like is like a mathematical equation it's got set variables and it's the same general things we're talking about earlier pretty much uh wind speed and relative humidity and what the actual temperature is so if you take the temperature is this the wind speed is currently this and the humidity is at this level then that means the feels like temperature is this that's that's all they do it's a it's a it's a it's a it's arithmetic that's all it is and i remember it's funny because i i'm not going to call it an

obsession but he definitely has a fixation on this because he also brought this up like on POA not long ago at all. And I imagine him and Amber have been arguing about it recently. Yes, because she's a thermostat Nazi. Right. So, but yeah, he brought up this whole, the thing about feels like, because I, you know, wind chill to me makes total, you know, because wind can stop. But if you're outside and wind can cease or you can be behind a building and you're not feeling the wind and that does change the temperature. Absolutely. But heat in the winter. Right. Wind chill is totally.

Yeah. Like, dude. I mean, hell, heat too, I guess, humidity, but it doesn't change on a whim the way that the wind does. No, wind. Like, dude, I can golf in 42 degree weather as long as the wind is not blowing. Right. If it's 55 degrees and the wind is blowing, I'm out. So, like, a whole 14 or whatever degrees hotter and I'm more uncomfortable because of the wind. But like if it's just calm, I can fucking, yeah, if after two holes, I'm hot. So I got a couple of things here, one of which we can do or not do because I don't know if there'll be any remaining or residual interest in it. But when this first came up, one of y'all was like, I wish we were podcasting today so we could talk about it. And I was like, don't worry, I'll make a note of it.

And I did. So I'm bringing it back up now. I don't remember this, but I remember there's a thing. This was in the thread, right? Yes, whether or not to relitigate this. its entirety is up to you guys. I'm the judge, right? This is between you two, right?

Essentially. But also, you know, and the red, and, well, you know, the well-red nation and everything. Okay. Not that we'll ever hear their responses, but, you know, putting it out there to them. So, first of all, I had a dream had literally nothing to do with Corey, but I had a dream. Let's start there. I think that's important. If I were your lawyer, that'd be in my opening state.

Yeah. So I had a dream that I just thought was a funny. You have the records in front of you because we're going to have to consult them. Yeah, I can pull them up on my phone if I need to. Okay, because I do. But I had a dream that I just thought was a funny dream. So I put it in our group chat with the three of us and Mark. And I was like, I had a dream last night where me and Drew were in a green room before show and agreed to go get ice cream after the show. And then I got off stage and Drew was in the green room eating a frosty or he's eating an ice cream cone. And I got so upset, L.O.L. And that

was the whole thing. Corey, weirdly, out of nowhere, made it about, made it about himself. Not out of nowhere. Not out of nowhere. No, you were the first, you were to one. I know, because what was the, what did you text right before that? You said, I was about to whisper you something, right? And then it, then there was a, at least five minutes gone. I was looking at our text, looking for them dots, like he's about to whisper me something. Then you put it in the group thread. And I kind of, for a second, thought, is this the thing he meant to whisper? So admittedly, it has nothing to do with me, but that's why I went there. That's why, because you'd said you were

about to whisper me something. I was waiting on something. And yes, I was inserting myself in your dream. Shouldn't have, but it didn't come out of nowhere is all I'm saying. So, all right, feels like it came out of nowhere. I agree. I agree. I just said that I had that dream. And then the first response from anyone is from Corey who said, you know, if I did that, that would not mean we weren't still going to get ice cream just so you know. That's what I call myself. at, right? I know. And I was like, I was like, yeah, but it was Drew, you know, by which I meant if this really did happen and Drew did that, Drew is not going to eat two ice creams. So I would still go with you. Also, and I said this and this is not going to be about me anymore,

in real life, I don't think I'd have done that, but had I done it, I'd have fucked off. Right. You'd have just not seen me that night. Right. I'd have been like, well, I'm not. Which is better. I'm going to go home and eat this alone and it does not tell me. that's better to tray that's better to tray he would rather have that's better yeah right see that's part of the litigation here right okay but i just want to hang out with my friends i don't give a shit what they're doing with their mouth and then right so then after that i said uh i was like just for the record though and i could have not said this but i chose to say it i was like just so you know that still wouldn't hit for me like like you eating an ice cream and being like i'm still

going to go i'm still going to go to the ice cream post and he's like i still wouldn't like that either. And then this, you know, spiraled into an argument that we've had a million different versions of over the years. It's not really an argument. You kind of admitted to it. Right. So what here's the, I guess here's like the central question. But see, it is two different things though, because it got turned in other stuff. You don't like people to hit without you. No, see. It got turned. It got turned for all of our hits. We're not allowed to have fun without you. It got turned into that. No. Yeah, because of you. We can talk about, we can talk about that. too but it's not the same that I'm here's what I'm saying in a in a vacuum if there's two friends

who make an agreement to go do something to get you know a brode date or whatever but they make plans and then one of those friends unilaterally alters those plans even if in their head even if they're in their head they're like well I you know I will I'll still hit with him or whatever, but you just take it upon yourself to sort of circumvent those plans because you don't want to wait because you don't want to wait because you're too selfish. You want your fucking ice cream right now. You don't want to wait. You can't wait 15 fucking minutes to do the thing we planned on doing. By the way, all of this is from a dream just to remind everybody that he wasn't even in. But I'm just saying hypothetically, like if that happens, the dude who is like, what the fuck,

bro, is not the one who's out of line or being a dickhead in my opinion. He's not being a dick. He's just being an idiot because it doesn't matter. It does matter. Don't even make plans for people. You're going to fucking follow them. Like, how does that not matter? We live in a society. The plan was not, hey, we're going to get ice cream and we're going to get ice cream later.

But between now and then, you can't do anything you want to do because that's, I was still going to get ice cream with you. See, this is a fundamental difference in our mindset because that, I do think that's important. Can I have a beer at my house? Can I have a beer at my house if we're going out for drinks later? Me and you, we're going out for drinks later. Is it cool if I have your house? It's not the same because it's implied that you're going to have multiple drinks. It's not really implied that multiple ice creams. Right.

The ice cream is like an experience. Let's say it's like we're on the road. In this dream, we're at a comedy club. We're on the road. We hear there's an incredible local late night ice cream shop around the corner. And we're like, we're going to hit that after the show. And then you're like, I'm still going to go with him, but I'm going to go hit that right now. Okay, well, that's what I'm saying.

That is different. I wasn't, but I wasn't thinking about that. I was thinking it was just we're going like, in my mind, it's just any old ice cream. you're right if it's like the first you know like we've never been to salt and straw that you're right that would be a dick move i agree with that but that's less about but that's not about the ice cream you're right that is about the experience in my brain when you make a plan that's essentially a date that's an experience that you're agreeing to have together robins who gives right but we still would in that the reason it sucks in that we wanted to experience salt and straw both for the first time together in my brain it was just regular ice cream we maybe had this place before so that wouldn't matter but you you're i agree with you like that would be that would be shitty drew if you have anything to say you can i have much more i have a response to that i have more you're going to get away with this shit drew no i just think like it's salt and straw is more of an experience for sure that's but even baskin robins even baskin robins it's like an agree a shared agreement's like man you

know what would hit tonight fucking ice cream would hit tonight and it's like damn you already did it dude let's in and then it's like it's like we'll go do it again and then it's not the same you blew your wine you it's a shared experience you're gray upon and you've like spoiled our experience with your own selfish early experience and that that that don't make me out of line for thinking that that don't hit is yeah we're just different people it wouldn't bother me I said this I you know I hate being a fence sitter but I said I've said I've been consistent we can go back to the tape there's two problems here that are both true.

Both are true. Trey and I compared you to Andy, you do have this thing of like, how could you hit without me? Yes, he does. And I think it's because your mom just lived without you and I had a whole life maybe. I wouldn't say that you hit necessarily.

Trey, mute your mic, I'm going to make mine. I like pills, but I think that that's part of it. But then Corey oftentimes makes a plan with Trey and then can't live up to what he knew Trey wanted it to be because of decisions he's made. I can never live up to it. The main one that happens a lot is you got too fucked up the night before. And that's only.

Do a thing that Trey really wanted to do the next day. And that reminds me of his mom too. It's usually, and this is kind of funny, because if people hearing that are like, oh, Corey was too hung over to go hiking. No, it's literally. we need to go to breakfast and we get there and Corey don't eat enough. Yeah, right, I go.

I still go. Yeah. And I get it. You have earned his mistrust doing that. That's true. That's accurate. In my opinion. Yeah.

Yeah. But I also have always thought Trey overreacts to that. Yeah. Right. And it feels a little, um, codependent. Oh, yeah. We're talking. World.

Like, it feels a little like. Like, that was honestly, to me, the sweetest thing about the dream was that you gave a shit that I did something. But I said this, and this was a hypothetical, but I was curious, because this to me was like the heart of it. Let's say Corey did this, but you get back to the green room and he's done with the ice cream. Right. You don't know. And then y'all go have ice cream, and that's on a Friday. And then on a Saturday, we're back in the green room.

and the waitress who was like, y'all got to go to milk and straw, it's right over there, was like, how was it? And Corey was like, I had this and you go, no, you didn't. You had coffee. You didn't have caramel. And it was like, ooh, I had two. I had one before we went. I was like, would you be mad in this scenario in which nothing has been affected about your life? And you was like, yeah, probably. And I felt like I get that, but it, but it's not a real gripe. I would feel it. And I also, I know my wife, And this is why I compared to Andy, you cannot hit without Andy or you have attacked her personally. You personally chose to make her laugh without the hit. Like any time, like if you do something fun and she's not there, you clearly excluded her on purpose. And that's how she is. And so I have that.

So that's my bias is like living with that. But I understand. This is an emotion I genuinely get. Damn, Corey. So you just went without me. But I also am like, but I don't think you can really justify that. so the whole andy part of it where you're like she can't stand for you to hit where that without her period i said this other day too and i this is true there's a massive

difference i think between me and her in that regard and it's about like the agreement explicit plans or the agreement or even the like us like with you it's trust consistent assumption that there will be hits together if i just find out that y'all went and did something that i don't I didn't know about I wasn't around for or whatever, but it was awesome. I don't give a fuck. I don't have like phone mode that way or nothing. It's all about, you know, we have, we have an understanding.

You're betraying that understanding. Because I feel like you think you have an understanding when it comes to running with Corey in perpetuity. Yes, exactly. So that is a, that is a, whatever needs to be mentioned. Yes, exactly. that's what I said that's what I meant by consistent assumption that's right so that is Andy like because Andy feels that I have that with her in perpetuity with apparently

anything I've yet to find much maybe ruining it might be the reverse I'm allowed to ruin without Andy and that's about the only thing but again Corey before I get too heavy-handed okay you are constantly you know that scene though in Ted Lasso though I got to I got to say this part tray and you know I hate to where it's about to be positive about me i can tell you that where jamie is like why would i want to be anyone else and he goes that's actually very healthy corey just has to live in the moment like he just has to and so like but i'm not but i'm acknowledging that there has been a constant just deluge of disappointment from corey towards your direction when it comes to ruin

and sometimes that's on you but sometimes I'm like my thought honestly like we're all hungover and now Corey's like talking what was supposed to be to do and I'm thinking I really don't understand why Corey keeps getting shot by Trey's disappointment in this scenario

either man up and do what you said you was going to do or stop getting hammered or just know this is how Trey's going to react it's going to be your disappointed father I like to do a secret fourth thing, which is none of those. It's not secret.

Your fourth thing is to get super defensive, start throwing out insults, then say you're sorry, then promise to do better, and then not change it all. I do better. I just will do it again. It's less. And then you also, this is one of my favorites, you just want me to be fat.

You don't want to be happy. You don't mean to think that's true. You want me to die? He froze? He does. I'll say this. I can't imagine how. annoying those traits of mine are to y'all and i say that because they bother me i hate myself

so i can't imagine that i have to deal with it all the time i see my well i don't see myself doing it until i've already done it and then i blacked out of my heart i'm thinking about the audience what you mean he's trying to get him on his team now he's playing the victim wrong i don't like this at all oh hold on i hate this thing about myself it's the worst thing about me constantly i'm upset about how much i'm enjoying myself no you're not i don't enjoy it no you're not yes you're you do, we're all there. I'm not suggesting you don't hate yourself. This is not the reason why. Right, but you

are correct. Well, you are correct that I live in the moment that's dopamine chasing, which I can't not do. Your Honor? Yeah, well, I'm better at it now. I'm better at it now. We're talking about we were on tour. Do we had been on tour together in like five fucking years? I'm not as much of a lunatic

now. Now, I'll say this. I know, right? I know, right? I know, right? I know, right? Don't throw it off on it. him. No, it's me. It's 100% me. I had a child and realized I was going to die. It's that Ying-Yang 69. That's you guys when it comes to heart disease. Well, yeah, well, he's still out there not hitting. I mean, I'm sure he feels bad on the road. He does the way he does with you without you. And you don't act the way you do without. I've been with both of you alone.

The last time I was with Trey alone for an extended amount of time, do you know what he said to me? Do you know what he said to me? man I actually had a good time get out of here no he said it just like that Corey are you really staying here leave I actually had a good time I don't remember

that example where were we when did that happen I want to say Wisconsin because that could have just been me being shocked at that like period I didn't take it like I didn't take it like

I never have fun with you I took it like I can't can't believe we didn't get wine drunk till three in the fucking morning and I still enjoyed being on the road. But that aside, let me just say, because I think I went heavy on Trey and his habits and those are all very weird. Here we go. Well, no, I mean, I'm just circling back to what I just said about you. I think, and I said it then and I'm saying it now, this really is pretty even. The question that I think matter. I'll actually accept

that. The question that matters, though, then if it's even is, Did one of you bring it out of the other? Was one of you like this before we started touring? Oh, me for sure. Before we started touring. Here's what I, and this is how you know it is codependency and it's toxic and it's bad. But I want to get very specific to this question. What I'm asking is, do you think, Trey, and try to answer honestly, and then Corey,

that Corey's early on consistent disappointing you by doing that thing he does, turned you into this guy who expects that. you overreact to it. Or Corey, do you think him constantly shitting on you for something you didn't even really feel like you had agreed to? Like, man, we're just supposed to get breakfast. What the hell is this about? Made you into the defensive guy.

Oh, no. I was defensive way before. That comes from childhood for sure. So, no, I'm not definitely, can't blame Trey for that one. I will blame we were on the road. And so everything was heightened and there was alcohol involved. and we didn't have any sleep. And so every single one of my terrible traits was turned up to a million percent,

which is not good. But I mean, don't your own fuck, tray for all that. But like, no, I've been doing that. You know what I mean? And as far as like, was this a thing for me, pre? It's, it is, you said earlier, it's specific to almost only him. But here's why, here's why, though, there's a reason for that. it's the reason is

this is what's about time ago this is how you know it is codependency and it's toxic and all that shit it's like two fucking you know like alcoholics or addicts or whatever it's like I don't have those assumptions about you Drew

because you're like thin and take care of yourself and I know that right and like I would never have that assumption about Mark or like Donnie's little fucking twink ass off don't put Drew and Mark in the same category

Drew yeah that's unfair to Drew will Drew will hit. I know. But like, Corey, from very early on in a relationship and getting to know each other, I was like, this dude is on my same fat piece of shit wavelength. I make Tray feel better about himself. And like, so when we get together, it's like, we know, we know what hits for us.

You know what's going to hit the hardest, finding the best fucking burnt ends or whatever in this town and fucking do it, all these things that like hit for fat. But everybody likes that. I like the best burn-ins in the town. Don't know, too. You're right. That's true. That's true.

Mark don't know shit. Mark don't even know what burns are. Coming his way today. But then when, so when Corey gets there, though, and it's like, oh, I'm just going to, I'm just going to do a little, you know, probably just get a little sandwich or something. Because I ate twice already this morning or whatever. Yeah. And it's like, even if we didn't specifically talk about that particular place, I'm like, bro, this is our thing. You know this is our thing.

It's like I said earlier, standing agreement, but it's specific to him. That's why, you know, I hate myself for what I'm about to say. Corey, you're a Sagittarius, right? Yeah, unfortunately. There are three or four of them in my life that Andy has pointed out, and Andy's one of them. They talk a big game, cuss, and they mean it. And that's the problem.

That's why it's the issue. Because when they said it, they meant every word. Every word. And then, like, you know, the moment comes, you've been planning it because that's the kind of brain you got. Right. they said that then because it sounded like it hit right but along the way stopped thinking about it right he saw a bagel that he walked by and was like that'll hit so he

just gets it yes and he does that with a fucking like a cup of ice cream you know no no dude frozen thing from the fucking hotel front desk also on the way and then by the time we get to the place he's like I ain't hungry no more no dude it's gayer than that because it's specifically when I'm hung over when I'm hung over and I'm like oh we got to do a thing later I'm I wake up and like obviously I'm thirsty because when you're hung over, you're dehydrated. But instead of, and I will have a little cup of water, but instead of just keeping it with water,

I will get one of those fucking, like, boat house green smoothies, like, oh, this will make me feel better. And I will just consume gallons of fucking liquid, just chasing hydration, whereas if it was water, I'd be fine, but it's not. So I get fucking, even worse, I get full on, like, orange juice.

But there's still calories, and I'm still like, and then I'm just, I feel like an idiot. I'm like, you just wasted burnt-in-level calories on fucking a mango turmeric smoothie thinking you were doing something correct. And it wasn't. Okay, there again, you are, though, like, that is better. So this is part of what I, if you're using the example of a mango turmeric smoothie, then fuck, it actually goes to the point that I was just about to make.

Like, again, he's my fat piece of shit friend who likes being a fat piece of shit with me. So part of the reason this bothers me is when we get there, it's like, I still end up being a piece of shit, but he's been a dainty little princess over here, and I feel even fucking worse. But I have 5,000 calories of fruit. You're supposed to fat with me too. And then so now he's like, yeah, but you don't understand. I feel bad because I've been healthy all day.

It's like, yeah, that makes it worse. You have swayed me because what you're talking about is a sin pact. And while I don't make a lot of those in gluttony, well, food type of gluttony, I stay making those out loud or just in my head with people when it comes from far in. one time, Andy, we were something, we went on a trip or whatever, and then she, like, found, I don't know, we were unpacking, and she was like, okay, so there's, like, all these drugs and condoms, you got some plans you're going to tell me about? I was like, oh, it's, it's just in case. She's like, just in case what? And I was like, just in case you feel like it. Because you get my hopes up constantly. We have a sin packed, and then you don't want to, but you mean it. You're not lying. And then what kind of asshole am I if I'm like, you promise me, we do drugs and not, you know what I mean? Right, right. And then I have a thing in my life like that where, yeah, it's a sin pact.

Corey, you are going back on your sin packs. But, Trey, sometimes you're writing them in perpetuity, and that is also wrong. Well, I will plead guilty, your honor. And also, I would say this is hilarious. because I still booze, but I don't booze near like I used to. And one of the main reasons that I stopped boozing, and this is so stupid, is not healthy, even though that's a nice benefit, health, skinny, whatever.

No, it's because I finally just, I was like, I keep my mouth, my ass keep writing checks that my mouth can't catch, whichever one, I kept writing checks that my mouth kept writing checks that my ass couldn't cash. And like you said, it's a hundred, dude, when I said that shit, meant it couldn't wait fucking and then I just either forgot or I was on desk door and I was like bro you can't you can't keep doing this

you were like you can't keep saying yes to all these things and you're drunk and then you got to go do them later so I was like I can't do it but I did it and I did it to my best friend and I'm sorry I didn't know it was a syntax I wasn't aware of the syntax now I'm aware of the syntax Sympax syntax is a very different thing syntax is what you have to pay yes and I've been paying it

for fucking eight years Yeah syntax is what you broke Trey, you are writing back in your head sometimes. Without a doubt, I'll give you an even crazy. I'll admit to that and give you a crazier one that I don't think I've ever brought up. I don't think. So, Corey, I think this would be the first time you've heard this. Because, listen, because in this case, I realize.

We haven't asked before you want to tell this story? No, we don't have any this week. So I was just, that's what I was looking at. This was an instance where I realized that even me in my head, I was like that you're being ridiculous. So I never brought it up, but it did still bother me, right? but it's related to what we're talking about. So I acknowledge that I'm wrong. It wasn't just you.

It was too shard, both. Right on. I'm fine with this. Not last year, but the year before, I think it was Zanis. That's why he was able to realize he was at fault. Go ahead.

Yeah, because it was a brown person and Trey has a image to uphold. Well, y'all both did it. But also I realized, so here's what happened. They, we agreed, I don't remember where you were at,

what you were doing, but they were like, let's go get lunch at this. And they, I say they, two Shar specifically sent me the place. He was like, we're thinking this place. You all right with that? And I was like, yeah, that's fine.

And this, it's a, I look at it and it's a burger. Their whole thing is burgers. We make burgers, like, fancy-ass fucking hipster Nashville burgers or whatever. But I was like, I'm assuming they picked it for a reason. It's pretty, pretty highly rated, whatever, let's go. Get over there. We walk in the door. It's one of the ones where you walk straight up to the counter, order, get a number and they bring it out to you later. I happen to be standing in front. So I get up there and I was just like, they had all these different kinds of burgers. I was like, I'll take that, you know, the house.

the signature, whatever, your main one. Just give me that. I'll try that. Fries, yeah, that's fine. Then they get up behind me, both of them in order. They each order the only, there's a like, seared tuna kale salad down in the four queers section of the menu, right in the bottom corner.

Bottom corner. And they both, they both order that. And I, initially I was like, it was written in wing things. Yeah, I was just stare, I was like, you know, I didn't say anything, but I was like, are you fucking kidding me? Like, I got so mad initially. And then I was like, but then I was like, dude, just chill out.

I'm like, you're probably being unreasonable. So I didn't even bring it up. But in my head, I was like, I can't fucking believe it. And then found out the only, literally the only reason they picked this place is because it happened to be around the corner from the Airbnb that they were sharing, right? But I didn't know where they were saying. And I didn't know that. I didn't have that context.

I thought they picked it because like this place is like the hot shit and they make burgers or whatever. None of that was ever said. I assumed it. I did. But then, and because I happened to be first, now I'm sitting there fat fucking through a burger. I didn't even want... This is Saturday, by the way. I feel miserable. But eating like shit the whole fucking weekend. It's my fault. This man ordered a burger.

But again, I assumed a like... First of all, I thought you wouldn't have ordered that burger if you'd have gone second. Yeah, yeah, I really don't think that I, if I didn't know, because I thought, if they'd been up... If they'd asked me, what do y'all want today? be like, let's take it a little easier. Like, it was one of those days where I would,

but they just, before any of that happened, it's like, what about this? I was like, sure, fuck it. I guess if you got to be making you big gorilla, I guess we're doing burgers today. But this is the problem I have that might be coming up for you right here, which is you were wanting people to love you the way you love them instead of the way they love.

And what I mean by that in this particular situation is that what you're telling me is you ordered a burger for them, that you really yourself wanted a fucking salad with tuna, but you were like either you were like they're going to call me gay so like that little devil was in the corner like don't don't be a put you don't be a person for it's like gay well i can't back out on the pact that on these and then you expect that none of us knew i imagined a pact we're going to the hot new burger place that's what we're doing you that's reciprocal you expect that back you've got to stop expecting that back and then that will free you up to stop giving it

so much right i that makes sense i remember this now because of all that. Obviously, I don't remember the events that led to us choosing that three minutes. Unbelievable. Tray probably would have rumor that because his memory's unbelievable. I already told you. It was because it was around the corner from your Airbnb. That's why y'all chose it. I know that. But I'm saying, I assume that Tushar was just like, do you want to eat here? And I was like, sure. And I was like, tell Trey. And that's all me. Yeah, you may have had literally nothing to do with it. No, I'm, nobody, I don't think he did either. It was just like, we're going to eat here. Well, we should tell Trey that we're going to eat here. Okay, cool, we're eating here.

What I'm saying is this is a perfect example of when Hanlon's razor should be used. Never attribute to malice what can most accurately be surmised as just me being a dumb ass, just being like, yeah, sure, whatever. Incompetence, but what was the incompetence there? That's not even stupidity or incompetence on y'all's part. Well, no, no, it's, I didn't, well, yeah, in this situation, it's fabricated bullshit that's going on exclusively in your brain, but like, I didn't take the time to, I didn't take the time to think that maybe you would get there first and order a burger and then be

mad when we didn't. That didn't cross my mind. And I'm sorry that I didn't go through that whole fucking thing. Right. Well, he only brought this up to admit his own guilt, Corey, not to get on to you at all. Yeah, I said the whole reason I didn't even, this is the first time I've ever mentioned it is because I knew when it happened, I was like, I think I'm maybe being a little unreasonable right now. But it's like Drew said, I expect things from other people just because I do them. I'm the type, y'all both, you know, I over-explain the fuck out of everything. I'm the type that would be like, I think I would tell people, I'd be like, hey, I'm picking this place, but just so you know, like, it's not because, it's not because I think it's

going to be, because I want them to know that the context with which we're going there. Do you understand what I'm saying? Like, so I would say to someone, I'm wanting to go here, but honestly, just because it's like it's nearby and it's rated, okay, and I don't feel like fucking around, but I don't know if this place hits. I don't know what, you know, like, but I read way too much into just no information at all other than the address of a place and the fact that they, you know, make primarily burgers. So that's, I mean, burgers do hit, but I wouldn't, I definitely, I can't stand the places that, I like a place that has a good burger. I don't like a place that purports to

if that makes sense. I agree completely. That's what I'm saying. I don't like places that insist upon themselves. Because if they insist upon a burger, that means they're doing some fucking special fancy shit to it that could very easily need. Right, exactly. I agree completely. That's what's urban barrel in Knoxville

is a counter example. Perhaps it's the exception that proves your rule. Oh, I like that place. We went there with Rick. Yeah. I just Amber makes fun of me and calls me simple all the time because I'm like a breakfast is bacon eggs and pancakes. And when we go to a burger place, I always just get

the straight down the line cheese burger regular way and she's like you don't get anything fun and i'm like this is real fun to me like this burger is so much fun i tell you what i can't stand is when someone tries to give me their nose in the air about american cheese on my burger i'm like look i'll venture off every once in a while but this is hands down absolutely it's not even close i don't even anybody argues i'm more much every once in a while i'm not going to fault you for that but you're not going to act like I'm a simpleton you know the burger yeah the burger is perhaps the the preeminent you know like like simple American culinary icon or whatever it's like that's the thing in other countries like what's American food burgers fucking you know you're goddamn right

the fact that American cheese like it not only just objectively is true from like a eating it sense it's also like yeah of course that's the fucking that's the way yeah just like it all I don't even know a person makes an argument with a straight face that any cheese other than American is better for a burger specifically because they're out of a grilled cheese obviously or grilled cheese too yes that one I got one for you guys this is a slight shift um my ruling is that um you guys are gay so I think that this is definitely related to the burger talk but it's this something I wanted to get into my buddy sent me this video and he sent it to me specifically because I love ketchup

And it was like this hipster dude. He looked like he was sitting at a brewery, long beard tattoos. It looked like a modern chef. And it was an ad for their burger place, but it was one of those where it cuts in in the middle of his sentence. Like you don't really know it's an ad or whatever. It's like a reel on Instagram. And he's like, yeah, there's no ketchup.

You can't. It's not anywhere in our restaurant. You know, if you want to open up your own burger place and you can have ketchup there, that'd be fine with me. But this is mine. so I make burgers how I want. I make them one way. And then it cuts to the kitchen.

And now he's describing the way they make burgers. And it's smash burgers. Yeah. I've never been more fucking annoyed in my goddamn life. Because here's my thing with that. You can be a guy who likes smash burgers. And you can be a guy who refuses to have ketchup at your restaurant. You cannot be both dudes.

You're trying to be Guy Fierry and Anthony Bored at the same time. Smash burgers and ketchup. One of them is a workaround for children who can't do it the right way and the other ones catch up. I got to push back on that, baby. There's nothing more than George Burger, Jay. You're nothing like I'm shitting on a smashburger.

I'm not because I also love ketchup. What I'm saying is it's a childlike, it's fun. It's a fun workaround for people who can't get into the real thing. So you're not allowed to be fucking stuck up about it. This is what it would be like. And I think it's a party. food and ketchup for a party. I think this analogy is perfect.

And he looked the part. It was like I was watching that dude and he goes, we make beer the way they intended in Germany with four ingredients that we vary levels, but those are the only ones. And if you want to get a pissed down, watered American beer

somewhere else, that's fine with me. But here, we want a flavor. And that's why we only have one beer. Sour apple, candy, sour, beer. And you'd be like, what? You can't be both goots. Yeah, you remember when we went to that fucking, uh, that goddamn, uh, uh, gin joint that was supposed to be from like the 1700s or some shit and like everything's, you can't get

anything that wasn't from the 1700s. And it doesn't matter. You can't worry. And then they were like, also our Wi-Fi password is, you know, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, god damn it. You know, if we're going to do the experience, let's do the experience. Where was that? It's annoying, but that's a branding problem. This was a person. it might have been Denver because Bain was there we went with him

I think it was some of your friends or whatever and it was a plate you could only you couldn't get they had a couple cocktails but it was mainly just like Oh yeah I remember that they even remember that they even did like a thing

I remember us going I remember the you know the day you're talking about but I completely forgotten that that place was supposed to be like back in time or whatever It was this conservative comic in New York James my buddy who

before anyone was doing it. And I kept telling him to stick it out and he's going to be rich, but I think he probably killed himself. I'm kidding. He moved to the woods. But he had this joke about those speak-easies and how annoying they are for that reason. But the joke was like, he's like, we do everything like they did back then. He's like, well, then why is this fucking black guy sitting beside me at the bar? Jesus Christ. Somebody kick my wife out, please. Also, I want to go back to what you were saying, Drew, on the smash burgers in ketchup. Like, I know there's

there's some places. I just think those are conflicting out. No, I agree with you. Where it bothers me. And me, I know that Trey doesn't like ketchup at all. Now, me, like, if you... But I would still provide it if I was to say, if someone was to say, Corey, you can only ever have one of the two on your burgers for the rest of time, mayonnaise or ketchup, which you're getting rid of, we'll fucking buy ketchup. Sorry, I do like it, but like, for the record. But, and there's... Same for the record. For sure. There's only, there's one restaurant.

that I sort of allow it and that's oh god damn it it's the one it's that supposedly they started the hamburgers over here the Lou's kitchen or some shit in like near Connecticut or something they they don't do it how they

they won't let you have ketchup but they've been there since like 1789 so let me be clear if a burger bar is like we don't allow ketchup we don't have ketchup I can accept that until you tell me you only make smash burgers.

Yeah, right. My point is like, this is a theme park ass. This is mini golf. Okay. You've described this guy. He's like, you're at the mini golf store. And they're like, sir, you can't have a hat on on the course. You have described the guy as such that he's obviously kind of like a, you know,

modern hipster chef type dude. So that solidifies your point of view. And I agree with what you're saying. I think he's pretending to be. Right. Pissing me all. Well, so I agree with everything you're saying. But I recently was at a place in Madison, Wisconsin, has been there forever.

It's like a dive, like sports bar, and their thing is the burger that they make. I could be wrong. Apologies in Madison. I'd say, but the impression I got was that you can't, you don't. It comes one way. And they make their own, they make their own sauce that they put on it. And it's like, fuck you. If you don't want it, that's what you're getting or whatever.

But again, it's a total dive. It's dingy as hell. And the burgers are fucking fire. But they're not at all fancy. I don't know if they're not literally smashed burgers, but they're like, I mean, they're grease, grease, like. Yeah, but it's low-end burgers.

They have no, I know, that's what I'm saying, they have no pretense. Yes, right. So they just don't want to, I like this,

they're just like, we, we don't want to check, we don't want to have to think. This is, you're getting a burger. Fuck you get it. This is how we do things.

They take cash only in that place in 2020. Yeah. That sounds great. It's pretense. Yeah, without any craft. Because we don't get to be pretentious and then cut to this fucking smash burger, this trend.

this absolute patty melt adult grilled cheese and again all that's good but it's that's all it is it's an adult grill cheese it's a half patty melt nothing wrong with any of that but like get off your fucking anthony mordane of burger bullshit dude i get it and like for me like number one i try to be like as long as the thing you're doing is not hurting me i don't really give a fuck but i like at least with steak like if it's a night you i understand people be like oh god you're going to ruin that perfectly good steak with ketchup. First off, let them eat it however the fuck they want. But at least in steak, I kind of get it.

There's a fine dining element. Burger? You think ketchup is ruining a burger? Like, I mean, I love burgers, but like, let's- Not a burger. A smash burger. Right. You just don't like smash burgers.

Is that what I'm getting? I like them fine. He's saying they're not. You agree that it is a childish, it's a fun workaround. It's definitely fun. It is a bastardization of the thing. for fun to sell more to be true. I don't know about bastardization.

I kind of feel like it's, I think that is too. I kind of feel like it might be the purest form of a burger, if I'm being honest with you. Because it's just meat, smashed down, you put a couple of them together with American cheese on it or whatever,

and it's not. You can't even do it medium rare. It's no frit. You can't do it medium rare. It's like no frills at all. Yeah. It's the opposite of no frills. It is a trill.

They ain't a frill. I don't think it's a trend. I think that's a trend. I think that's like it makes me. It's like the oldest or one. Drew's right that they've come back hard. Yes, they have. There's whole chains.

I know, but they've been, I look at a smashburger has almost been like the OG in my mind. Yeah, I mean, that's why I've like steak and shake my whole life. They've been the only ones doing it for a long time, you know. I still agree with the overall point. Like even in saying that to me they're the OG, that's still the same thing is saying, like, you're not doing any kind of elevated fare that would like justify your position on ketchup. though if you're talking smash burgers but i don't just to me it's not just not just not elevated fair as you said it's no frills fine i'll give you that one that's sort of my point i guess it's like

but it's also right now it is trendy that's true definitely yeah definitely and it's like you're acting as if you have this marriage to tradition you're unwilling to let go of and then you cut to a gaffieri ass burger come on dog do you think that them this guy being like this and saying, like, we don't do ketchup here that, like, that's actually him trying to jump on a trend of, like, that's a real easy way of, like, without having to do anything, you get people

going, like, oh, shit, he must make it hit hard if it doesn't. Food snobs. Yes, he's a food snob. Right. Who's making non-snobby food. Right. And without having to be, and he's trying to be Bourdain and Guy Fieri at the same time. And it bothers me because just be you,

dog. But that. And this ain't you. one or the other i'm annoyed by that because i'm annoyed by what i'm about to compare it to doesn't that like completely track because isn't that sort of the version of like hipsters wearing like fucking cheap looking clothes that aren't actually cheap or like the same thing that zoolander was already making fun of 20 years ago with like dera leaked and all that like it's like it's like it's like a food version of that right right because it's like yeah like again doing a hipster you know oh you think the the simple smash burger but wait look what we can do and and on that note no catch up on that note when you go

into a hipster joint and they do take themselves way too seriously, but to the point that they follow through that it does take nine minutes to make your pour over coffee and then you try it and you're like oh, that is better. Right. Right. That I

can live that. I know who that person is. Like, okay, it's a little weird you made burgers, your whole fucking personality dude, but you did that. You did make burgers your whole fucking personality. Cool. We're here. Anyway, I did not think that was going to take 10 minutes, I thought it would take five.

Well, I'm going to fucking burger. Yeah, there too. I have, I don't even want to say this because I'm pretty committed to not doing it. I had another thing. I have another thing if you don't want it. Okay, good, because I want us, the other thing, I think could hit and be fun and we're too far into this episode to start it now, in my opinion. You're going to start it next week. Yeah, too.

Yeah, I got a thing and it's too long. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody. Ooh, hell, yeah. When I, when I brought up, is this a thing? Is this anything? I convinced myself I had done this one, but I did a different one. And then the next week I was like, I already did that one. Let me do this one.

Point being is the whole reason I wanted to do that, I still haven't done it. There's been a particular concept I wanted to pitch to you guys now for two weeks, and I've just fucked up, concussions haven't. This I know is something. What do I do with it? And by the way, if I'm super concussed and you guys are like, no, that's exactly what you pitched. I'm sorry. believe don't sell like you guys how i was reading about millennials being good dads and good husbands

no i don't think so i think me and tray have talked about this before but not with you yeah so it like yeah it's it pops up a lot especially with all the kind of cross-generational rivalries we have it's like well since we don't own anything we're claiming to be better people and or the studies back it up and i think it is true uh at least in terms of things within our control generally speaking millennials are some of the best dads and best husbands in the history of America

yeah I think that that is out of spite for our fathers not loves for our wives and children without question I think I'm out there doing the dishes and Andy walks in

and she's like oh thanks babe and I'm just like I'm not even thinking about her that's funny show someone who's like do you know what I mean yeah and they don't They don't know the thing that you're doing, but you're doing it anyway.

Dude, no, you're 100% right. Well, it goes back to something, Tray and I've kicked around a while, which is like spite as a motivator versus, like, other stuff. But it's like, I feel like spite for the men who raised us is actually why I'm a better man or a nicer one or a kinder one. We get a lot of flowers online, the three of us, just for like saying racism is bad or whatever. Right.

And I do believe racism is bad. And I'm pivoted on that, you know. Don't misunderstand me. duly racism is bad but I'm also like in my head I'm like or am I just like do I just hate all the dudes I played. Yes. Yes. I tried to. Like you said like we've talked about way back pre-hit days. I tried to I want to do a thing that was all about how like sometimes I think anything that might make other people think that I'm a good person. It's actually just really born out of spite that I have for people that I hate who are.

bad people. So yeah, like you said, and I did, I've talked before about, which isn't bad, right? I used to have a bad person and then try to get there. I did, I did have a bit that sort of came out of that that was about like how I'm a connoisseur of like, uh, things that piss off shitty white people or something. I don't remember exactly I did it, but I was like, you know, like a Somali. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Like, but, um, so, but yeah, I still think that makes you a good person for the record because you hate bad people. Exactly. Yeah, right. The same that you have for them can only, only come from a place of goodness. Well, dude. Maybe superiority complex, maybe.

But with the dad stuff, though, I, this, so I, I, I, I feel like I don't feel like I don't feel exactly the same way as either of you on the dad front for probably obvious reasons. Years didn't have enough time. But I definitely feel like it's like spite, but like, I think it might be not for Katie. I shouldn't say that for the idea that like, uh, that, yeah. Yeah, to prove just everybody wrong. I did it. I know.

But that is my dad. That is based around. I'm proven wrong in my brain. That is based around. The reason people think that is not just our dads, but generations of dads being worthless pieces of shit who don't do nothing in the house. So it's a stereotype and an assumption that like all men are totally hapless when it comes to all this stuff.

And my spite towards that idea is what motivates me to like fucking do the dishes or clean the house when she's gone or whatever. Like, look, see? I'm doing this homemaker type shit and I'm fucking crushing it. I can fucking do this too. And, you know, Katie's never said anything about it.

But, like, it's just in there. There's no one watching other than maybe. I know. I know probably, I'm sure that most psychologists would say, like, it's better to have your life led by good example than by bad. But, like, there is so much of,

like, okay, everything we said about me earlier is so true. I'm a selfish fucking prick. I can be awful, yada, yada. And the type of person that we just described on this podcast, there is no reason for that guy to just all of a sudden be a really good husband and father. But I am. I'm really fucking good at it.

And I think a lot of it is I see Amber's friends. And I'm not going to name them. It's not, I mean, most are close friends. All their husbands are good. But, like, she have these, like, kind of acquaintance friends that still be coming around. And, bro, they'll be in there. And they'll be talking about some shit their husbands do. And I'm like, we could do that.

What? Right. I didn't even know that was an option. And then, like, we were at homecoming, my college homecoming. These are people who went to Marival College, ostensibly a good school, that I was friendly with, at least, just sitting around drinking. My buddy Daniel, who was a good man, and a good friend of mine was there. And then people that, like you said, it's like acquaintance level, like, I haven't seen them in 15 years, but like we drank together. And two times I heard them say something to or about their wives, or I literally was like, man, I'm not, I'm not a withering flower.

Or, you know, I'll bring something up to be the woke asshole or whatever for fun. But this is, this is upsetting. This is dark. It's dark. What the fuck just happened? Dude, I had a buddy who like, he, this is about a year ago, whatever. We haven't spoken sense. It wasn't all because of this.

But, like, we went out and, like, he was having some trouble at home. And, like, I guess he was thinking, like, oh, you're married, so you'll get it. And I was like, I don't. No, no, not that. Right, right. No. And I don't think it's unhelp. to in your life be like, well, I don't want to be that guy, so let me be better.

But I do wonder if it rises to a level of unhealthy with me of like, I'll show who. Who? Who? You know your kid. I don't know how universal it is, but I know at least amongst the three of us, I think, that the whole, like, I'll show blank. And nobody's ever been there. And there's no, it's a fabric. It's a made up fabric.

But that is like the number one driving, like, every thing that we've ever been. I think that in terms of a joke, dad is an easy fill in for people. I'll show dad. Well, like you said about us not being racist, the whole like Southern man fucking in our accent, all of that is all like, I'll show fucking San Francisco.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I just remembered a black comedian talking about this. Fuck, who was it? I just had this flash of a black comedian talking about how he's a, man, I think a white man just stole a black man's joke, boys. That's okay. Although mine are going to take it to the moon. Yeah, right.

Well, mine originally was about Andy and like, am I, like, the thing that the funny part, they've got white wives too. Like, am I doing these dishes because I love her or to like prove to my dad that I'm better than him? Yeah. What I remember now, black comedian saying something along the lines of, unless I made this up, you know, do I really love my kids these much or am I refusing to let the white man say shit? Right, right, right. Dude, mine is like even probably gayer because, like, for me, it's like twofold.

Like one night, Amber didn't even know I was home and she was drunk and she was in the other room talking very loudly on the phone to one of her friends who, I guess, their husband had just done something shitty. And Amber was just, again, did not know I was there, just singing my praises. Drunk is shit. So I know she was being honest. And I just listened to it and like that's probably the first time in my life anyone, I've ever heard. anyone compliment me on something other than stand-up or you're so funny or whatever. And it felt weird, but it felt good. And then I went around her friends like the next weekend and they were all drunk.

And their husbands were out doing stupid shit. And I was running around with Bain. And her one friend came up and she goes, you're just such a fucking good dad. And her lip was quivering. And then she started talking about, she's like, then she got a little bit drunker. And she's like, Amber said, you eat pussy so good. And I was like, word? And she's like, I shouldn't have said that.

I shouldn't have said that. And I shouldn't have said that. And I'm like, word. She's like, so I was about to say his name. She's like, he don't even fucking never. And then she left or whatever. But anyways, anyways, those two things, I was like, I, this is what I play for. I don't give a shit.

I want to be a good husband and father so that all these assholes have to hear about it from her. Like, I want to be the shining example of like, even Cory Forster eats pussy, you know, or takes care of his kid. It was nice, but it is spite. You went Chris Rock You're supposed to eat pussy Yeah Even roped to eat pussy It's just interesting to think about

Motivations I guess And as far as like doing a bit about it Again the funny thought that I popped in my brain And what I'm just now processing And maybe there's something to this It's almost misogyny Or it can be Of like

I'm not like I'm doing these dishes to show this bitch. I mean, it's kind of what I said. That's more how I feel about it than the dad thing. That's what I was trying to imply earlier. They don't care about that misogy. I was raised by a single dad. I don't have that sort of feel about my dad, but I

do. I feel the kid thing in there. But the thought initially was how I'm treating my woman is as if someone's watching me and I'm showing them. Well, another thing we talked about before that, I've said it's like even then they went because it's like there's this idea, a general

idea that i you know that katy for sure seems to buy there's so so often especially like early on she would ask me question she'd be going away for a day or two or whatever that type of thing and you can tell it's like she she thinks i don't like that know what you're doing or down or whatever like it like the what you know just and that whole idea that is the spite that motivates me's like will you come back this motherfucker going to be spick and span every don't that make you think she do it all that's what i'm saying and then it's like you do that and then you're like wow i really owed her, didn't I? It's like, really, it's just another level of training, really.

Yeah. You know, she gets all the fucking benefit. And I'm sitting over there like, yeah, fucking. How about now? Her mom, aunt and grandmas, and she don't even, she's not, she is training you, but it's unconscious for her. I got to go in one minute. But I did want to say, the example of that, too, is the other day, Andy was, like, said

something like, oh, you got him to sleep already? Yeah. Like, at the Olympic dive I pulled. off the 100 meter? No bless. Yeah, I got a baby to sleep. Right.

But also, in my back of my head, I'm like, it was a touch and go there for a second. I mean, I know, I hope you bring a metal home

and give me a blowout. You know, it's like, again, and if anybody's listening, like, Jesus Christ, Drew's only nice to his wife

out of spite. I mean, no, but that's like the funny thought that I had of like, I'm trying to show somebody. Right.

Yeah. I mean, also for everybody out there that don't know, our wives are something else, each one of them individually, you know, Not that we're not, but still.

Not like any of us got fucking June Cleaver. Well, you know what I mean? Since you guys, believe anyway, we're at an hour. Drew, go ahead. If you got plug something, plug it. Yeah, I'm going to have a new monthly show in Knoxville. We're calling it stand-up shindig. It is stand-up and interview style.

I'll be having people to stand-up, then I'll be interviewing them. The first one is December 27th. I think that's that Saturday. Obviously, I'll be with Well-Red before that. at Zanies, like the 18th, 19th, is that right? 17th, 18th, 19th, at Zanis, the 18th, for sure. Whatever that Thursday through Saturday is, we got five shows.

One of them's pretty close to sold out, maybe two. So get on that. And that's all I got right now, boys. All right. Yeah, in addition to that, well, we're at home for the holiday. Zanis in Nashville last, the weekend before Christmas. Before that, though, first weekend of December, I'll be in Fort Wayne, Indiana. And then in 2026, I've got a ton of other dates already up, Sacramento, Spartansburg, Wilmington.

I keep saying Spartans, Spartanburg, Wilmington, and a bunch of other places already lined up. So go to traycrouter.com. Corey Wrightsfor-you.com is my substack. And thanks to everybody who's subscribed this month because I'm in the, I'm now in the top 40 on humor. I'm in there with Garrison Keeler, dog, which is pretty cool. He's way better than me. But so go there, read all my stuff and watch the videos. and, yeah, come see us in December at Zanis.

And thank you all for listening to The Well Red Show. We love to stick around longer, but we got to go. Tune in next week if you got nothing to do. Thank you. Ooh, for hugging my throat. Thank you, God bless you. Good night and skew. Part.

Probably would have been smart for us to also plug our podcast We've got Putting On Airs with Corey and Trey comes out every Friday. We've got Gravy Baby. That is with Drew and his compatriots, I believe DJ, DJ Lewis, Carmen Morales, they got their whole thing going on. Trey has weekly skews with Smart Mark Agey. So support all those projects because they're a lot of fun. You can watch putting on airs at watchPOA.com.

And we really wish that you would. And if you're somehow not familiar with what we do over there, it's Corey and Trey, two redneck dumb-dums talking about fancy people and what they get up to and cousin banging and marrying your sister and all that good stuff. But it's a lot of fun. Also, please subscribe to Corey's substack at Corey writesfor-you.com. He just put up an essay on God. And then before that, I think there was one on Taco Bell or something like that.

I can't remember. But he writes, and he's a good writer. me that's him i think i am uh so corey writes for you dot com and also uh a couple more days left any cameo anyone orders from me cameo dot com slash cori ryan forster that money will be going to uh my local food pantry to help people but also you can just donate it yourself and not get a cameo for me that also works who cares all right love y'all talk to you soon happy thanksgiving bye bye I'm going to be able to be.

I'm going to be able to be. You know, I'm going to be able to be. If you're still, if you're still here, if you're still here, I'm, if you're still here, I would just like. If you're still here, I would just like, to say that Trey is 100% wrong and people should be able to have whatever experience they want at a restaurant so long as they're not hurting anybody.