wellRED podcast - Kids Saying Slurs, People Thinking You're Wrong When You Aren't, & The Anit-Christ

Episode Date: November 12, 2025

this week, inspired by Drew's child being adorable, the boys launch into workshopping bits they are working on, along with one from Trae that we know you'll all relate to. Also, where is the anti christ from? TraeCrowder.com DrewMorganComedy.com CoreyRyanForrester.com SPONSORS ________________________________________________________________________________ HelloFresh.com/WellRED10FM RocketMoney.com/WellRED

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that's rocketmoney.com slash well r e d rocketmoney.com slash well read and we thank them for sponsoring this episode of the podcast hey yeah skewy here we are yeah bud how about it this still in or is it just all uh finger guns i don't think finger guns will ever die but i'm you know an old uncool millennial. Gen Z, probably, they probably, and younger,

they probably don't do finger guns. But I don't know. It's such a feat like, you don't do it all the time, but when you, it just happens.

Like you don't, I've never thought I'm in a finger gun. I've just like, something will happen. I'm like, hey, all right, buddy. Yeah.

Finger gun is a feeling. You got to feel it in your heart. Dr. Dr. You look like a German bomber in a hitting way. Hell yeah, dude. I don't know if there's ever been a hidden German bomber,

but the Red Baron. Yeah. The hiton. of all time. Wait. He was Russian. Okay. That's why he read.

Yes. And he fought against the Germans, which is why he was hitting. Right. That's weird that we both fought the wrong thing. No, I think they had a like... I'm pretty sure he didn't hit for us, but they respected how hard he hit his thing. But also, I think that the Germans had like a hitting fighter pilot that was like respected. No, Drew's right.

He did hit. No, wait, wait, wait. He's German. Ah! oh yeah he is there him Snoopy played him sometimes but yeah he fought for the Germans

in World War I so I don't know why we're saying he hits because he was just that good son sometimes he's got a pizza Snoopy played him like it's like Kobe overcoming them allegations and stuff you know it's like at a certain point

you just ever had my bow every time I professed you know I'm pretty sure that he he has a similar story to William Lytle from the Civil War where like yeah the red baron like obviously he fought for the bad guys but yeah tray's correct like i remember when he finally died like the americans or the allies or whatever like had a ceremony

to be like hey man say what you will but like you know fucker there's some controversy body never found blah blah blah it's according to this the french shot him down which i mean yet again the allegations with the france always just you know gay pussy's the worst and then Every time you look into it, it's like, no. The most badass, they just stink and like cheese. I know, right? They do dress like, you know, a little metrosexual or whatever. But the French are always bailing people out.

They're always the ones who kill people like the Red Barron. They're always having full-on riots just because somebody said that their pension was going to be half a percentage less than what they thought it was going to be. Right. And me and Trayv talked about this a lot on putting on theirs, but also, like, they cook, with more butter than even we do, which is like the thing that in the South people are like, oh, look at these gay people not eating, you know, butter and fatty stuff.

The French cook in such ways that would make my mamma be like, oh my lord, that's a lot of butter. You know, like they got some hits about them. Absolutely, yeah. It's almost all hits. They're just annoying. It's the reverse

red baron. Right. And why wouldn't you be annoying if everything you did hit? That's kind of, it's arrogance. They're arrogant. baron rouge yeah yeah and dude yeah and the best cuisine we have is them the best cuisine most people have is them honestly like you know i thought most people that be fucking with food on any kind of academic level or whatever i think i mean obviously

you start getting into i think the italians got them for me well maybe for i'm just saying like culinary in terms of techniques and all that type of shit i think that the french are considered like the goats but i'm sure that's a very uh you know urocentric view of things but so. It is Eurocentric. The cuisine itself, obviously a French word that we don't have like a translation for. I mean, what you're essentially saying is like, okay, but the idea of high-end dining, even if you prefer the Italian version, the French started those techniques. It's like Germans with beer. It's like you might not think German beer is the best, but the other beer you have, the Germans or the Bavarians at least, is who did that? Comedy. You might think that

British comedy is better, but I mean, like, you know, stand up and stuff like that, but like, that's us, you know right yeah right they don't with you yeah yeah i think you can like argue like what ingredients are your favorite because every culture has different ingredients but like yeah when it comes to technique and stuff there's so much that the french did i mean dude the french also gave us macaroni and cheese like fucking probably the great the one of the few things that almost everyone in this country agrees on and is that was italian you would have right but no it was french and uh the reason that the reason that it got popular is because thomas jefferson was over there doing his diplomacy stuff

with John Adams and they were making mac and cheese and he told his slave like hey slave make this when we get home and thus black people mac and cheese still French I read that just picking a mac and cheese noodles French that would be Italian whatever you remind me I read that apparently

I hope I have this right I read this a couple weeks ago and you know things I don't remember stuff no more but like the Italians obviously like two I feel like a lot of people heard it pointed out about tomatoes right it's like you not indigenous at all they didn't even have tomatoes period until after the new world was said because tomatoes are indigenous to overhear to north and central america so until they came over here and killed all the you know indians and stuff they didn't have tomatoes that really wasn't all that long ago so that's one thing that's oftentimes

surprising to people but i didn't know until i read recently that it's at least uh at least debated at least some scholars think or posit that even pasta itself was I think I think it was like the Turks or the Muslims the Ottomans or somebody like that but like somebody not white

and not European or whatever which I just think like you know Uncle Jr and people like that would really not appreciate which hits for me is what I'm saying like racist sold Long Island Italians and stuff the idea that the Muslims are responsible for spaghetti at the end of the day is funny to me I'm going to try

to let that up and see how wrong I am. But it's something like that. I saw a dish the other day. There's this account on Instagram I follow called Eats History, which if you don't follow it, I suggest everybody does. And it's this dude who just like he cooks, but like his,

I mean, like he's not like a great chef or nothing. He's all right, but his whole thing is he makes things from the past and other cultures like, hey, what would the Roman soldiers have actually eaten? How does it taste?

And he shared this like Mesopotamian pasta dumplings recipe from like 300, yeah a little bit yeah he's awesome yeah he does i mean uh a twink that could punch but a twink nonetheless yes there's a well there's you know as we know like you're what you're an otter um i'm a they say bear but i feel like bear has to have some muscle tone i'm a fat otter i'm a walrus is what i am in the i'm not a bear definitely don't have to have muscle tone i would argue i'm not even a hitting big Like I'm just a flub piece of shit I was gonna ultimately agree I don't think bears need to have muscle tone

but I also agree that I think they're generally just bigger motherfuckers and I'm not than either you or I We're like Drew Otter is like You know thin bear because he's hairy And shit We're just like doughy I think I'm a wolf now

Might be a wolf Is wolf a thing? Yeah I didn't Yeah Redator But yeah I don't really know what me and you are either Joe I'm sure we have and the Bonapos.

Gay listeners that will inform us on this. By the way, I did look it up. And yeah, it's the Arabs in the 8th century way back. Arab traders brought pasta to, yes, Muslim Arab traders brought pasta to Sicily, specifically in the 8th century. They couldn't do a carbunar though. Very, very, very possible that they got that from the Chinese, which is what you said. You know what I mean?

I assume that the Muslim traders, they got pasta for, from even further over there, which would stand to reason. I'm aware that noodles could, the ingredients of noodles exist everywhere, and thus they could have come from anywhere. It's just whenever I assume the origins of almost anything, I think China, because they just have been. They just have been. You know what I mean?

Yeah, we talked to, people wasn't, and they were for so long. Yeah, we've talked about it before, almost any, like, innovation or anything you ever find, or taught about as a kid or something anywhere in the West, or that type of thing. It, like, turns out the Chinese had, like, been doing that shit and everything, but, like, we just don't care over here. Yeah.

It's crazy how gumpowder, though, it's like, you want to talk about, like, cultural filter or cultural lens. They had it for so long. Just hitting with it. Mostly fireworks. Fireworks, yeah. It's like out there. They can drag and check this shit out.

Don't just kick out of us, yeah. You know, historically, you know, what am I trying to say? Not literally, but in a metaphoric sense, 30 seconds after we got. We were like, watch us murder with this. We do that with so many things. Like, you can't, like, I know we've talked about this before, but, like, we are so shitty that we can hear about the greatest technological Marvel ever, and we'll enjoy it for two seconds before we go,

man, here's how they're really going to use it, though. You know what I mean? Like, every time. Well, dude, AI. Right, exactly. There's what's going on AI right now. No many problems. Sam Holman has gone to our government.

have been like, hey, you know that thing we said we were going to fix cancer with? Well, all we did was make LeBron James get Osama bin Laden pregnant and tall dudes into murdering their self. And if you don't give us $7 trillion, we're all going to die because this is the only way to keep you safe. We can make bots up for you somehow. Even more to your point, I think some of the only AI that actually does hit, I think, is the ones that's being employed by the Department of Defense, you know, military contractors.

type of thing drones and shit like that they stole most of that from china china right i was gonna say about china earlier when you said like oh they were just hitting with fireworks and then we of course we show up and it's like yeah you should be killing each other with that hard to argue with the only thing i will say is that uh they love killing so much that's why this is so we learned it from them right but like but but maybe it was some kind of honor thing or something i don't know you know what's like well we have perfectly good swords like

fucking why would I shoot a we can fly a light dragon people yeah right yeah we yeah fly we float amongst the trees I don't know if I've seen that my grandma can turn into a tiger why does she need a fucking but um so I'm that's purely speculative all I am saying is that that's another aspect of like Chinese history and shit or whatever like that is like we

think of like we learn about like bloody periods and Western history and stuff and then you read about they like footnotes in their historical record is just millions of people fucking dying you know brutally and some royal skirmish over some bullshit every time like some petty

grievance like the most recent one obviously that people do know and remember now because it's it within living memory not for us but for like our parents and shit but obviously chairman Mao you know millions of Chinese people died in part because like he thought sparrows were fucking stupid so he had everybody kill them all

because sparrows didn't hit for him and then sparrows eat bugs that destroy your crops so they killed all those sparrows and then all the bugs killed all their crops and then they all died of famine so you know congratulations you played yourself but that's uh sparrows are dumb two things can be true you know what i mean like like i agree that they're not smart but you know there's plenty of do you have a particular problem with sparrows um i don't like the high sparrow from game of thrones and so every time i hear and he's my by the way not that we're going to talk about game of thrones but going back on my rewatch, I think he's my most hated

motherfucker from that show. Can't stand him. Yep, yep, you know why? He's not as evil as a lot of other people, but there's this little religious aspect to it that I think just really bugs me because of... Oh, I had him confused with somebody. Yeah, I hate... Jonathan Price, right? Yeah, Johnson Price, yeah.

Because he, because all the other dudes were evil, but like, you could tell they owned it. That motherfucker thought he was the most pious motherfucker ever lived. That's what bothered me. The eunuch was always talking about his nerds, so I got him confused. Yeah, that's true. birds here's some birds that I understand people that don't hit for people

hold on let me get my notepad yeah I didn't know about sparrows that's why I asked you I didn't know if you had some specific beef with sparrows but various ways and this is by no means exhaustive for the record this list just things that I've encountered over the years apparently doves morning doves in particular are incredibly stupid and that annoys people there's like entire subreds devoted to their like their nest super don't hit They'll just put, like, two sticks and an X on top of each other, and then shit an egg on it, and it rolls out in the streets and gets splattered by a truck, and they're just like, well, you know.

How are they still here? I don't know, but they just fuck a lot. Why do people care of a bird is stupid? Right. Like a dog I get, because it might come up and bite your kid. Same reason people talk shit about, like, pandas and koalas and stuff like that when they find that, you know, it's like, it's kind of like a funny, internet edgy thing to do, I think, you know. Yeah.

But Matt Ponds More direct ones Obviously like Seagulls don't hit for people Because they eat your friend Tries at the beach and stuff That's it for me

I like it when they do that And then Pelicans You know pelicans are just Like eat literally anything That can fit in their mouth Which is a lot of things Yeah so like I saw a video the other day

That fucking could have been AI Who knows But some like little girl Had a like a bunny Like a pet bunny at the beach and her dad's like literally shoving his whole arm down a pelican's throat trying to drag this probably already now dead bunny out of it that's what we're talking about we you know weirdly annoying animals like bunnies just will die from like oh no don't hit yeah right like

so that bunny probably dead you might as well just let the pelican ate it at that point um but yeah hey did you know that bunny rabbits do not eat carrots like if you offered them one they they would i'm sure but they that's not a thing they do and obviously the reason that we think that they do is because bugs bunny right but did you know that when the creators of bugs bunny gave him the carrot thing it wasn't them being like well he's a rabbit so he'll eat carrots no when they first created bugs bunny right before that there was a popular movie i can't remember what it's called that had come out with clark gable who at the time was the fucking you know rad pit or whatever and in it he played sort of a trickster kind of man kind of guy and he was always eating carrots so they made that as a parody of clark gable which everyone at the time would have understood but as it went on nobody got that anymore and so now bunnies eats carrots similar thing with the nimrod thing right where like at the time they he was calling uh elmer nimrod limrod because is a biblical reference to a hunter in the bible

that like people, it was sarcastic. Way to go, Nimrod. Yeah, right, yeah, Einstein or, yeah, Pythagoras or whatever, sarcastically. And I guess they claim at least people then would have known that by the time we were watching it as kids and shit, literally nobody knew. So Nimrod is just another word for dumbass or something. You know what, probably what it is, is like, and I don't mean this in any type of way, it was a Jewish writer who wrote that, who was very well versed in the Old Testament. and their people that was a reference to them

but then it went out to the... Sure. Well, yeah, but they fuck with the when Nimrod B wouldn't they have? The Nebuchadnezzar days. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah, yeah.

So that's what I think. Like, to them that was a reference because they all knew that book. And so I don't think that most of American culture, like, why? I don't think they got it. This is tangentially related, but it kind of is the same thing

of this like, there is something entertainment me and Annie were I was trying to think of it shit and I don't even don't remember what it was that made me think of it anyway from that era there's something that was done just to like past

I can't remember what the fuck it is what? Yeah the code the pre-code yeah their code no it was but it was done just to pass a page code I think it was past the time I'm sorry yeah like like a Super Bowl halftime show would be an example

imagine the Super Bowl halftime show became bigger than the Super Bowl. It hasn't, but it has become very big. But there's some example of a thing that is now very, I can't fucking, I don't know what it is. Was it some type of vaudeville sketch that was like a side show that ended up becoming like the headliner? Yeah, like in between, maybe it's stand-up comedy.

We've got to have someone go up there and fucking talk in between the dancers. And then now, I can't remember what it is. And that was Frank Fay, correct, I believe is the name of the feller who is known as the first like actual monologist or whatever and he would go up and introduce the ax and i think what happened i could be wrong i think what happened is he like had to stretch you know what i mean like somebody and he was just like uh take my wife whatever and then they were like ah there's something to that and we don't have to pay five of them and there's not a kid with soot on their face kaching yeah maybe i mean i don't think it's stand up but i just it's gnawing i mean i feel like one of you told me about it

There was something that started as just like, I mean, it's almost like, you know what? Maybe this is it. Maybe it's the Michelin fucking review system. Oh, yeah. We just need to sell tires. And they're living in the reviews. And now it's.

Yeah, it's the biggest thing. Yeah, that is it. Just talking about that in your absence, weirdly. That was probably it. No, but yeah, well, you weren't here to those. It's why you weren't even. I'm sure we talked about it before because, yeah. But yeah, that's one of those things.

it, I mean, I was definitely like that. You grew up hearing about Michelin Stars. You know it means fancy restaurants. And it never, you also know that there's the Michelin Man and Michelin makes tires. You know those two things exist, but it never really crosses your mind that that would ever be the same thing. Because nothing is less fancy than fucking tires.

You can get at Walmart or whatever. But then then you hear it and you're like, oh, it's a fun fact. And you hear the explanation. And you're like, oh, that actually totally makes sense. They wanted to sell tires.

They wanted to encourage people to hit the road. You know, that was that whole period like Route 66 and all that shit where it was like, that was all like big auto dream. Riven. That's what fucking ruined the city of Los Angeles. I know that everybody knows that about like car lobbyists and stuff in L.A. And that is all true. But I didn't know though.

And I don't know how many other people do that they actually had in place a lot of pretty good infrastructure and had plans for more of it in terms of like public transport, trains and shit in LA. It's not that they never got around to doing it because cars came in and were like, no, we're going to do cars instead. Right. They were doing it. And then big car came in. they got lobbied them you know whatever and like tore it down like it was they had plans and in some place they had actual shit already there and they got rid of all of it and built this fucking you know and freeway hellscape in its place what a hall of fame propaganda that it

started because like dude hardly anything is more romanticized in pure american culture than like the root 66 era in particular i mean there were great songs about it one being of course i get my kicks on route 66 and like that's still in your head you think of root 66 you think of seeing the country and and i guess i can manifest destiny we're building these and it's so romanticized to the point to where it's almost an aesthetic of its own in old films and yeah it really just fuck shit up like big time yeah i mean on the one hand it's still it just had hard harder to have trains, obviously.

I just wish we have both. It could be both. It could. There's no reason it only had to be one. But it's like, but yeah, but I'm saying, because this country is huge. Yeah. And interstates, I mean, sometimes I think about interstates. It's like, it's wild that these ain't really, but like the idea that when you're on I 40,

when Drew's on I 40 in Knoxville or whatever, it's an unbroken stretch of fucking asphalt that people laid, yeah, that stretches from the Atlantic Ocean to fucking me here. and L.E. 3,500 miles away, whatever, and there's 20 of those, you know, crisscrossing the country or whatever, and they did all that in what, 10 years, 10, 15 years or something? That's fucking, that's nuts. We used to be able to do shit like that. We still could do shit like that. There's just no appetite for it anymore outside of like AI bullshit.

It's not just the appetite issue. Do you know what the top tax rate was there in Eisenhower? Right. 99%. No, 94%. Yeah, it was unbelievable. It was a certain number. Yeah, the government took basically every dollar over that. Yeah, I think, I'm pretty sure Eisenhower's was 94%

and then, like, was Woodrow Wilson right before Eisenhower? Buddy. Because, like, Woodrow. All I know is about the tax rate. I just wanted to get in my socialist worldview and then- No, no, no, you're right. No, but it's important because Woodrow Wilson also had, also was, I think he might have got ousted for like trying to implement it,

but his whole thing talking about the tax rate is it's like, it's really funny because if you take this quote, it just sounds like it could be said now. And he just mentioned all the things that people always say are socialists. He's like they said, our libraries was, they said this was, they said this was. He's like, any, anytime we try to make things better for people other than a handful of hundred guys, it's called socialism, you know. And then, yeah, if you look back.

And it is. And it rules. And that's good. Yeah. But Eisenhower was like, he's such an American hero. because of his military prowess but like when you get into the guys not all of his ideas but a lot of his ideas

you're like that's a pretty fucking liberal guy even by today's standards you know well he very famously his like exit address I think it was the last time he ever addressed the nation was a very like stern solemn warning about

the dangers of the military industrial complex or whatever because he was obviously the allied commander and fucking World War II and knew all about it. out it and was like, look, this is what is in danger of happening if we don't chill with this shit. And of course, we didn't

even the people that hit for people, we don't ever like listen to him. You know, and it seems like... Then they become woke. Right. You know, they never really change, but you finally hear what they meant and you go, oh, never mind, he's been woke the whole time. Yeah.

Speaking of woke and Wobo Wilson, I got this new joke and I'm going to kind of workshop it right now, but it's also a cool story. And I'm just trying to figure out where the beats are. But again, I just think you guys are going to enjoy this. I'm glad you're doing this. I've been wanting to introduce a new segment on this show called Is This Anything? Because I had the similar, I want us to start doing this. Is this anything? My son is too. So he has like toddler speech impediments or

whatever you want to say. And he has a very, very Appalachian accent because of who he's learned to talk from. Like he's so country. So he has this thing where he's transposing a lot of consonants so big jump is big bump just as an example but like for the k sound i know he can say it because he says it in the wrong place sometimes right but for some reason race cars which he is obsessed with hell yeah he can't do the i don't know if it's because it's krace car it's a t bain does that race car and it's a t with a very country accent So he's saying Ray Tards.

Oh, yeah. And so my is this. You're not talking about the driver? Yeah, well, my business. So he also is obsessed with him

and then he wants, I think this is common. I read, kids want more. So like, if we're out in public and he said it's crying, well,

I'll keep one on me. There's a race car, dude. That way, you'll stop crying. And then you go, more? More,

yeah. More? Oh, he's doing, sign language i love that so he's demanding more race cars but that's not what it sounds like he's saying so my guess my is this anything is like look we're in a post woke world no one's cancel a two-year-old i understand that but the looks that i'm getting yeah when this kid is demanding to be delivered more slurs yeah right is like hey not only did he get that word from you

but you're like teaching him to be a dick about it right like Like he's some little prince. I think you've got to hit him every time he says it in public, just so that, you know what I mean? Or fake it. Y'all got to get really good at like K-Fabe. Like, hey, what are you? And then at home, let it rip because it's funny.

I think, well, this is not about the bit. This is about the actual thing itself. I was just to say that was good for the bit, but there's no way I'm doing that. Right. Well, this is the opposite. I was just, I feel like every parent with a little kid gets in the position like that all the time. And I feel like if you are generally, if you clearly are like, well, fuck about it, people know that, you know, they get it, I think.

Like, so if you're, if you're just like, geez, whatever, don't smack him, but make it clear that you're like, no, I know this doesn't hit. I'm aware it doesn't hit. He's fucking two there inside. Put a helmet on him. I guess I'm clearly, yeah, because then it's his word. I guess I'm clearly in the wrong between the two of you because I'm not making that face. it does it for me because it's very funny and also if I am if I do have a face it's like so they're right

you are encouraging him to do that because it does hit me well that's different it's funnier to be fair I do have a look of like chagrin on my face because but it's more like you're awake yeah buddy I don't have any more retards like I don't have anymore I gave you all four of them yeah stop crying like you know what I mean I don't think anyone's actually mad it's just like we were in public and it was very funny to me that my kid was yelling. More. And you're saying it loud and people were like, no one cared because I'm in the South,

but they were looking to me like, what is he saying? When you turn this into a bit, I want to know if you're going to do this thing. I never forgot this. Watching a BET Comic View, I think one of those shows, like back in like the 90s.

I'm assuming it was Michael Blackson, I'm not 100% sure, but that's what I remember it as because of how he talked. But he did this thing. is on cable TV at a time when like you definitely didn't do this he started off really slowly he's like speaking with an accent you know kind of an afric probably not an accent i should do but like go ahead though he keeps he starts off speaking very slowly oftentimes using the pejorative he's saying

mother sucker he's like mother sucker right and he's clearly saying s he's like this mother sucker here and it's clearly like a standing because he's on cable but he says it a lot and by the end of the bit like he's 100% saying motherfucker right but because he like very clearly started with mother sucka and then just kept doing it it's like he somehow got away with it and I don't even know if like the sensors and everybody involved is like we know what you're doing that's fine but hey fair play to you and they put it on TV I don't know but what I'm asking is are you going to do that with uh you know he's like but he says T instead so it's like rate tar race tar and then five minutes later in the bit you're just saying fucking he's like

More retards, more rate, you know, like, you're not really doing it anymore. My plan, honestly, with the bit, was to only say it once or maybe twice. Mm-hmm. But to me, like, the humor is in that universal experience of Jesus Christ, it's not what you think, you know, that every parent's been in. Yeah. It's really not, like, me trying to get away with saying that word. Mm-hmm. It's more, like, genuinely, that's less funny.

that's funny it is funny to me trying to get a way to say that word but it's less funny to me than the universal experience of we've all had that thing of like one to look out at everybody and be like no no you don't get he's and and then also people don't care oh no but they know it's a two-year-old and it's like whatever it's all in my head and that's also very funny is me being tense about this i like the idea of you getting in a fight i'm not i like the idea of you getting in a fight because you took him to a NASCAR race and he just looks out and goes look at all these wee tauts. That would really hit for me.

Yeah, but who do you at NASCAR would be offended by that? Nobody. Every time there's a race car around, there are people. Right. Yeah, for sure. Race cars here tonight. I might have a, is this anything type contribution that's directly related to what you were talking about.

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That reminded me of something. I talked to show about this recently on here. It was either on here when you weren't here, maybe POA. I don't know. But I've been thinking about trying to find a bit. somewhere, but basically how it's related to that, the idea of like, I can't live with the fact sometimes that people don't know things like that, but not just like that case you described, but the story I told Cho about how much of a lunatic I am without getting into the whole thing

again is basically I was at a hotel on the road. I'd been at the hotel for days. It had a card reader in the elevator, but if you hit the card reader, you could hit as many floors as you wanted to. I know because I'd seen it done, right? it's the last day i'm there this guy i just saw him check in he just got there he ain't been here he just showed up he gets in the elevator and um and uh i pull out before you won't i yeah right i was like i scam my card hit my floor i was like what floor do you want and he was like

oh you can't he's like well you can't do it anyway and i was like no i can it's fine like just you know so what 40 want and he just like stepped in there and and uh he said the floor and i pushed it and it didn't work and he was like it been too long right but he don't know that right but he's like I was like yeah no I can but then if I tried and it doesn't work and he like pulls it out and he's like right and he scans his card and hits it and uh I without I go into this thing that you know how I am immediately I just spiral and this thing I like I was like okay so I totally understand how what it seems like just happened there but just so you know I've been here for like three days and I actually know that that does work I think what happened is there was just too much of a gap in time

between like just completely unraveling and he's just looking at me like bemused like he's not he's just kind of like looking at me like okay one of them in the wild in my head like I'm like to me to me yeah to me he's definitely thinking like okay this guy just can't admit that he was wrong right but I wasn't wrong I'm not wrong and then it and then it dings and it's off and he gets off and it's over and I never had I never see I never will see that guy again I got to my room okay first all, it's now three months later and look at me talking about it. I got to my fucking room that night. It was just like, I was like, oh, he don't. I wanted to like go find out what room he was in and stuff like bring him to the hell about. Look, no, see, it does work. It

fucking does work. Like the idea that he didn't know was killing me, right? But this was so like, I had that real bad. But I've been thinking about trying to do. I've also talked about this on here before I know with both y'all. As far as a bit is the idea of like with either Elon Musk or just any stupid person online or whatever who I don't know and don't interact with like I'm not okay with me just knowing that they're stupid and wrong about a thing like that's not enough sure like I desperately need them but at some point before they die I need them to truly understand that they're stupid that they're wrong that they've been right whatever but I know that that will never happen never and it fucking it keeps me up at night and so i want to win she wants it's the reckoning yes and

and that's all we all want like i've i've thought a million times of like how upset i'm gonna be that like if i die and there's no heaven i'll have no way to scream at my mom you know like that that upsets me um but yeah no it's dude i i i totally i mean you've seen me show out and don't me wrong. I will say this, 89% of the time, I still probably am somehow wrong and I'm the one misunderstanding it. But in those 11%, because that's happened so many times, because I've cried Cho, I'm the boy that cries Cho, whenever it is that I am right beyond a shadow of a doubt, I'd rather be dead than have to continue that day knowing any of that. Yeah. But what I'm wondering, and like, I think the three of us shared, at least to some degree.

But is that universal enough of a thing? You've all learned the day. That's definitely. At dude. 100%. At the very least, everyone has a man in their life. I was about to say, men have it because we think we're right about everything. And women definitely have it because they're told all the time that they're wrong.

Because they know they're right about everything? Right. Yeah, but you know what I mean? Like with a man, it's almost like that bit that was it, Gene Getman used to do where it's like, no, is the N-word? for white people or whatever. Like that's the man's version of it. But a woman, I'd say that she just walks around with that all the time

because, I mean, of how many times they get mansplained to when they already know some shit. Like, that has to be a universal thing. I think for me, the way I connect with it, and I don't know if everyone arrives at that place the same. I think a lot of people arrive at that place. I have, I mean, this is part of what comedy is for me. This is part of my, why I get accused of being autistic a lot.

I need to know that you understood me I do not I really do not give a single fuck if you agree with me exactly if you get what I'm saying and then you think I'm wrong then I can like if this happens with Andy it's a terrible unhealthy way for two very different people to argue I'm like because this should be like fine you're right and I'm like nothing makes me more furious than find you're right or fine I'm sorry I don't give a fuck no

my goal here is not to get you to agree with me or to say that you're sorry It is to make sure that you understand what I'm saying. After that, if you still disagree with me, well, then I'm at peace. Like, I guess I'm married to an idiot. But like, if you're not understanding me, but obviously it doesn't come across that way. Dude, like I'm bullying you into agreeing with me. Right. To get out of it, she will, and it's not what I want, and then we fight more.

So I think there's different versions or different manifestations of that gnawing feeling. i think i would have hit my card and hit another button you have just described but by the time this is kind of unfolded we're already up into the floor no i would have done it like this ain't my floor and if he still didn't get it i'd have fucking done it again i'd have stopped him on the next goddamn floor would have you go learn yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah well i don't know but it's just like i told when i brought this up before to cho on the other episode i brought up that I don't know if either of you all remember it was group threaded

at least a couple years ago now I think about her all the time and that's exactly the point The lady at the coffee place at the hotel when I yelled at Or the lady that kicked us out of the bar Yeah Maybe it's us

No no no no no I don't know this person I would argue this is even worse I'll never meet this person I'll never meet this person The woman that I sent y'all The clip of her in the car doing a like bitching at the phone in the car thing my thing yeah yeah but she's very condescendingly also my thing i'm not mad at her for stealing my thing it'll make sense in a minute but she's very

condescendingly spends like three minutes talking about how she cannot believe people are stupid enough to actually believe to she the people are stupid enough to actually believe that dinosaurs were real right okay yeah and she talks about for three that doesn't bother me it kills me See, that's what I'm saying. Like, I can't... I don't know how relatable that is. Okay, well, that's really the main thing. But that would be a good tag to the other thing.

That would be a funny... Sorry about the other thing and then I take it too far. Exactly. The universal thing and then here's how crazy I am about it. But the whole not even about me. I was connecting with needing to be understood on a personal level. I mean, I'm not an idiot. You got in the elevator.

Just so you know a guy on the elevator, I'm not a fucking dumb ass. Right. And what you're looking at you piss me up. But you're also saying, no, no, but it's like, just general knowledge. It's other people. It's like the fact, also on here before.

But that guy wasn't an idiot. He was just mistaken. Okay. I guess. It is an idiot. I guess we're two, I guess maybe it is two different things. I do feel like they're at least related.

The one thing, yes, part of it, there's the internal about me where it's like, I need you to know, I need you to understand me and know that I wasn't wrong

or whatever. Yes. But also, and maybe they're not related. I don't know. But it's stuff like the dinosaur lady or also like Elon Musk, when Elon Musk makes a joke.

right or whatever the jokes kill me bro see i'm saying it's like knowing we get it you're not funny but he don't and knowing that he don't know that right that won't ever know that this one goes over people said he's surrounded by a sycophants and he's such a narcissistic lunatic and all this stuff that he but i can't i can't live with that you know i mean i am i somehow soldier on but that's what i'm saying like knowing that he truly thinks he's funny and gets told that he's funny and stuff, but he isn't. It's bad. Right. That kills me. That don't kill y'all.

Yes, it does. It does. I'm just like... Well, to me, the dinosaur lady is another version of that same thing. It's just she's not like the most, the richest man alive or whatever the fuck and taking over our government, so it's not as bad, I'll grant you. Do you talk about killing her? I had to find her first, you know?

And then bury her bones somewhere until everybody the devil did it. Hey, so, Bain did this thing. This isn't a bit. It's just really funny and kind of related to what Drew was saying. Bain speaks in full sentences now, but so many of them are just things that he hears Amber say,

so they're nonsensical. Like, Bain will just, in the middle of anything, just go, shoddy want to thug bottles in the club. Like, Bain will just say that to a person. He'll just go, shoddy want a thug bottles in the club. And so,

which is so goddamn funny. but because of that's the music that we play I too fear that there will be a moment where I go no, he learned it from Dr. Drain For sure. I feel like you can't do that. I've told Amber this.

I was like, baby, I don't care if he hears curse words. I can, because everybody will go, whatever. Right, but it's that word. I was like that at home. There's no way I'm getting out of it. Even if I know I'm right, like I promise you, it's just we play a lot of that music.

No, and I get it. me how I look how I sound of course of course right you know oh I just think about that all that I but it's unfortunate to put a moratorium on DMX publicly in my house like that's this is a rough time for me but yeah but I just feel like I totally get

I'm saying that one that you can't have that no you can't that one's like nuclear you can't oh we just listen to Eminem do what we just listen to Eminem yeah there you go well then he'd say the other one yeah right that's better than around here around here it's kind of like race car like you can kind of stay that one

you know what I mean yeah oh god damn no he wants to me to put on fog hat you really like fog hat he just can't talk good oh it took me a minute I was like what did foggats

that's tremendous that's tremendous I was rolling fog hat's word oh man yeah I um I opened for Stavi last night and he has this joke I'll just tell you the premise because it's so good which is like you know a lot of liberal people I'm one of them we don't like guns we're not big fans of guns but we're willing to compromise every the most

liberal states in the country have gun ranges you go there it's safe it's contained we need slur ranges I think that would help everybody if he had slur range and now I'll you know I'll leave the rest of the joke to people who want to find him on Netflix whenever his new special comes out or whatever is going on. You know, I don't want to do this whole bit, but it is you, you said, was it last night? Because I know Donnie open for him on Sunday, right?

He had knocked on two nights or three. That's why you told us about the league, the fantasy league. I put those two together. Yeah, Donnie, yeah, I don't know stuff.

We missed each other in New York because, like, you know, when he started popping, we were on the road. And I just, you know, if I ran into him at an open mic before either has popped, I don't remember it.

Neither is he. I think you'd remember him for sure. He's always kind of looked like that. Right. Donnie, yeah, but also just remember New York open mics, brother. That's true. If I didn't see him go up and be great, I'd be like, yeah, there's a toothless

fat Greek guy in the corner. Yeah, I love this part of town. I've been to Queens before. But Donnie's who kind of set it up, like Stav was on a run, whatever, and Donnie couldn't do middle of the week. Yeah, and I appreciate it Donnie for doing so. Hell yeah, that rules.

It's funny you say that, because I've been I need, you know, that thing I just brought up, but also, just earlier today, I was looking through, like, premises, potential premises, things like that and things I've made notes up because I need to write some more material, like now. And one of the things that I thought about was not slur ranges. That's definitely funnier. So I'll probably just drop this entirely. But the whole, like, clanker and being racist towards robots and stuff like that, remember

like years ago I had like a thing where I was the premise of that used to be like I think the south will continue to progress but always be 20 years behind the rest of the country so in 2085 will people will be looking down the south because we're super racist to fucking robots and whatever and fucking aliens and shit but anyway which was never great but now like people there are people who are like jokingly racist to robots but it's like it's like you're getting away with it because this is what you really want to say Yeah, and basically the sort of take being like, yeah, I think that's true, but also, like, that's fine. I think that's probably a good idea. Right. Like, you're giving, like, why people need some kind of, like, safe outlet for that type of shit. Yes. And this is out, who gives a fuck about rope, you know, so just let them have that. Let them scream into the pillow.

Exactly. Yeah, right. So that's sort of the angle I was thinking about, but. No, it's very true. I mean, and you can make it very funny. That's like I saw this thing. It was a black woman. I didn't follow her.

It just came across my feed. But she was basically had this theory and I don't know if it's hers or not or if she like mixed it with someone else's about like M&M's, you know, his fans and us moving into adulthood and then him moving out of his eye guys. No one replaced him as the outlet for white boys to be toxic without becoming Nazis. Right. Right. And like her whole thing was like. like so, so now we got Nazis. Right.

And it's, and it's a more sober. The Rogan of the left. It's a more honest version of that is, hey, we need to let them be transgressive and kind of mean within a like defined space. And she acknowledged like, look, you know, he said the word that he said, if you were gay, you might not feel this way. But as a black person, you know, him and him had, he kept us safe, you know, or whatever. And I thought that was very interesting.

I was also going to say on great. baby, baby today, DJ sort of asked when will someone be charged for murder for killing one of these fucking AIs? Whether it's a delivery thing, sitting a Waymo car on fire or like a future robot policeman

and then we started doing a bit of like, you know, HR, but for robots, first of all, the H is human. So now we got R.R. Oh, yeah. I don't, the only bit I remember is me saying George R.R. Sharton. Nice. But there's definitely like a um

there's going to be an argument of some sort sure even if it's just a bad faith argument coming from people like Elon right there's already people stop being mean to the robots it's already that already exists I mean I feel like it's mostly for people that don't are not really taken seriously but there's definitely people out there who are like who have completely fallen into this whole thing

and they're and they're like you know they'll take screenshots of conversations with their fucking robot girlfriend or whatever and they're like, tell me that, tell me she ain't real. It's illegal to kill both of the things in that scenario, I feel. Like, wait, he'll do it himself.

That's kind of the whole thing. Well, that's what I'm about to bring that up. It's like, when are they, you know, the irony there is that they're already killing people or getting people. They're not charged. Yeah, right. Yeah.

Corporations are people. I mean, robots are their babies. Man, that's, yeah, that's rough to hear, but also, I got to feel like, and this sucks, but right before we get to that stage with how things are going and like the steps of fascism it will take to get to that place, we will have already been thrown in the gulag and killed for something else. So we might not ever, this might be my climate change where I go, yeah, it'll happen, but I won't be here, so whatever.

We're at that stage minus organization. The positive outlook right now is that these people are idiots who are infighting. Right. Let's all wish ourselves. Mike Johnson tried to bring a red calf on his trip to Israel to cause the apocalypse according to biblical scripture. He is... Word? Yeah, literally.

He is bedfellers with Peter Thiel, who is talking about the Antichrist just so. when you Google Peter Thiel Antichrist his series comes up, not the fact that people think he might be the antichrist. These people despise him. They're bedfellows right now because they want similar things or think they do. Our hope is that they're infighting

and lack of cohesion because our hope clearly, I saw a great onion article. Chuck Schumer brings the Democratic Party back from the brink of bravery or courage, maybe. Dude, it's funny you said. It's so obvious that that's what Peter Thiel's doing because, like, it's like, no, you can't be someone like Peter Thiel

who believes in all the things he puts his money into and also believes in an actual biblical antichrist. Like, you can't be both of those things. Am I wrong? I don't know what his position on it even is. Jordan Peterson's book where you just say you love the metaphor and the story means so much to you. We don't have to believe in a literal Christ, the story of Christ's it.

That's not a bad Peterson. It isn't. I agree. That's a really good Peterson. Don't you think that scripturally, Mom Donnie's probably actually more rep, like he's probably more could be the anti-crite. I know it's not real. But I'm talking to your dad?

What's happening right now? No, no, no, no, dude. I'm saying the mayor of New York, no, I don't think that. No, bro, because he's, because he's brown. Like, that's, that's always been my thing about when they tried to say, like, you know, it was Biden or it was Obama. Like, in the Bible, I don't think he's the antichrist, but in the Bible, didn't he come from over there?

Like, doesn't the Antichrist come from? over there. I don't remember that part. They also always name people who aren't that popular and like the Antichrist is supposed to be popular. Oh, okay. Right. Yeah, I thought. I don't think that's powerful enough. I don't. I agree. I'm saying he's closer than Biden. I don't remember the Brown part, but, but I believe you. Well, isn't Donald Trump like famously a pretty good representative? He checks a lot of the boxes. Donald Trump is absolutely the closest thing to a personification of the antichrist in the Bible that we've had, I think. Sure.

I just assume for them he'd have to be brown because I thought he came from the same spot. Like, I thought he was like the, not the bizarreo Jesus in the, they were complete opposites, but like they were supposed to be from a similar place. I think Peter Thiel's thing is like he realizes that AI and his association with it too, if people start looking at it and looking at that scripture, they're going to go, oh my God, AI is the anti-Christ. yeah yeah yeah and the mark of the beast like the yeah like i got to go in that i mean the mark of the

like when elin all these people talking about the antichrist we're talking about yeah microchips or what the actual mark of the beast is they're going to put it in your that's what it's going to be and then like Elon started doing that and they were like well not this one though like that's that one's fine you know but like yeah yeah we're wouldn't the people that come up with all that antichrist stuff would they even feel the need to specify the brown part like isn't it so long ago when they were writing it. It's like a true. No, that's what I'm saying. It's funny to me that you're like, they were all brown. Why do you say that? It's like, well, he's brown.

Yeah, because. Christ equals brown. Because they were all around. Because they can't get past the round part. Like, obviously. I don't remember that being part of it. I'm not saying I don't believe you. That's why I was like, what are you talking about? It's red between the line. And I'm saying I don't get why they, it seems to me like they wouldn't even, that wouldn't really come up. It wouldn't come up. But I think that, but I think it might have been like a, you know, a man from Damascus or whatever. Hold up. Where it's, I'm going to say, I'm going to say,

where's the antichrist from? And Google's AI is going to be the first fucking thing to answer. Lawless destroyer opposes God. He is a substitute Christ. He's a deceiver. He's a heretic. Hold on. I got to answer this.

I need to go. All right. Make sure you turn your shit off or whatever. There is no consensus. This is their fucking AI, of course. There's no consensus on where the antichrist. By the way, for everybody, I didn't go on AI. It's just when you.

Google fucking Google does that. There's no consensus on where the antichrist is from. Different interpretations exist, ranging from a revived Roman Empire and Europe to the Middle East and even specific Jewish lineage from the tribe of Dan. You know, that tribe,

the tribe of Dan. The chillest of all tribes? Yeah. The brooest of all tribes. In the Bible, it says the Antichrist came out of the sea in the Mediterranean region. Brown. Mediterranean, you know, there's parts of, you can be white and be on the Mediterranean. It's just to me, Bible equal Brown.

And that's not- I don't disagree with that. I'm just saying like, you know I'm Bible done, but it seems Drew was on the same thing as me. I've never, in all the different, people on both sides, like, when people were talking about Obama's clearly the antichrist versus people say, no, Trump's the antichrist and everything in between. I've never before today gotten the impression that one of the boxes biblically that will be checked

is that he literally will have brown skin I never thought that was... I don't think it's ever been a thing around here because people where we're from when they talk about the Bible, they sort of shirk away from the fact that any of them had brown skin. You know what I mean?

That's what I'm saying, yeah. That's what I'm saying is like just when the Bible was written and one of the reasons that you know the fucking books bullshit is because it only focuses on the regions where the people who wrote it were from and they wouldn't have been everywhere in the fucking world

and they, of course, there's no dinosaurs in there because they weren't paleontologists so they didn't see them. So I just assume everything that's being talked about in the Bible because it's written by prophets from Bethlehem and Palestine and stuff is about brown people. That's what I said a minute ago

when you first brought this up. But my further like conclusion that I draw from that is that because of that being true they wouldn't that would not be stipulated because again it wouldn't come up i know that i know that and i said it wouldn't come up i just said i'm reading between the lines and also it did say the motherfucker came out the mediterranean sea paul wrote that shit brown probably brown he ain't real okay he's not real i know that no but if he is real he's definitely brown probably also a muslim and an immigrant somebody just generally don't hit for you all right well on that note let's wrap it up i say we're pretty much at the finish line here

anyway y'all come to see me i'm back on the road this weekend i'm in uh dallas tejas uh as the native say i believe and then um next wednesday november 19th largo in los angeles please come to that uh should hit should be fun then we got oklahoma city fort way in indiana and it's end of the year closing out as we do every single year me cori andrew the whole well old Red Bunch back home for the holidays at Zanis in Nashville. Please don't miss those. If you've been before, you know they're always a great time, and they are sure to be an even greater time this time around.

There's more dates listed in 2026, but they're all at T.crowder.com, so just go check it out and come see me, please. Do you have a car when you're in Dallas? Uh-oh. Damn, I wanted you to drive over to Fort Worth and go to Joe T. Garcia's. Have you been to Joe T. Garcia's? I don't know. That seems familiar.

Did we... It's a real popular... We've never been together. I think people have told us to go to it. We were like, sure. But I definitely heard of that. It's insanely popular, but to me, it's one of those like, I guess, quote, tourist attractions that's like, no, but there's a reason why. And we went at lunch and it wasn't super packed.

Just phenomenal text mex. Just unbelievable if you can get their go. CoreyRides for you.com. That's my substack. Also on Cameo, if you book a video for me in the month of November, I'm donating all the money to food banks. So do that. come see us in Nashville

and thank you all for listening to the well-read show. We'd love to stick around longer, but we've got to go. Tune in next week if you got nothing to do. Thank you. God bless you. Good night and skew. Fart. Part.