wellRED podcast - *Let's Try This Again* #181 - Is Rap Getting More Progressive? or (Catch Ya Later Boys, It's Sh*t Butt 30!)

Episode Date: August 14, 2020

*THERE WERE APPARENTLY ISSUES WITH THIS WEEKS EPISODE AND IM SO SORRY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED BUT I HOPE THIS WORKS*This week the guys spend a few moments recapping their online show from the previous weekend (thanks to ALL WHO SIGNED ON IT WAS AWESOME), and shoot theories back and forth about whether or not rap is getting more progressive and why! wellredcomedy.com to sign up for news letter!

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which all of you seemed to have came to because it was awesome. It was one of the best responses we've ever had. Thank you so much for making us feel all the love during these weird times. Can't wait to do another one. I guess if we're going to promote anything, listen to Into the Abiscuit with Drew Morgan, listen to Evening Skews with Trey Crowder, and listen to Through the Screen Door with Corey Ryan Forre,

We're trying to put out as much content for you guys as we can. And once again, thank you for coming out to our live internet show. And enjoy this podcast. Skew. They're the liberal rednecks. They like cornbread, but sex. They care way too much, but don't give a fun. They're the liberal rednecks that makes some people upset.

But they got three big old dicks that you can suck. But it was just so funny to me Because they used a press photo of you That you had taken like Years ago Well a while before the pandemic And as soon as I saw it I was like

Who's he fucking kidding with that shit Yeah I mean I know it was I know it wasn't you And you look great by the way It's just that right now You look haggard And fuck like you

You look amazing Like it's actually That's how I know How shitty you look right now It's because I forgot how good You know what I'm saying Like I saw that picture I was like, oh, wow, Tray's been handsome before.

Look at that. Hold on, no. Who'd you say was losing weight? Corey, I think. I can't see nothing but your beard. It checks out because he's been fat and so hard. I actually am losing weight. It's just I was so fat to begin with.

No, it's actually crazy that you say that because, like, I got on the scale yesterday after not jumping on it for at least a week and a half or something like that. And I actually had lost like seven and a half pounds. But what was crazy is that I haven't even at all tried to lose weight. I guess I've just been like I was. You haven't been texting us at four in the morning talking about you drink 27 beers and then ate an entire pig today either. Well, there's also that.

And I think a lot of it was I was so stressed about the online show last week. And I had the online show. And then I've got another like kind of writing job situation that I've been fucking with that I was stressed about. And then I was stressed about, you know, my new podcast is early on. And like, it was like the first week that it was like, oh, shit, I really have a fucking lot of stuff going on. And in our work, like, if I was stressed out about like family stuff, that's always

like stress eating. But when it's stressed out about my job and stuff, I literally can't eat because, as y'all know, it's just like going on stage. Like, I can't perform and work if I'm full. So I guess I just stayed stressed for like a literal full week and I only ate meals to get, like how a human eats, you know, like a person, like Rob Lowe, like however he eats. Well, I mean, I didn't do that good. It's not a person.

But you know what? Well, okay, like who, who, yeah, I guess I don't know anybody like this. Most women. Yeah, okay, most women. And I do know dudes. I know some, I have some buddies who like, they're as regular as they can be at most things, but they're just like those, you know, those weird people. They're like, yeah, I just don't really care about food.

So I just, yeah. Like they literally just, they go, they know the breakfast that has the amount of calories that they need to get them to lunch and then at lunch they know the ones to get them to dinner and then maybe occasionally on their birthday they'll have like a fucking pie of ice cream they're like yeah

you know I just don't really care about it like last week I was eating like that like I would get hungry and I'd be like okay have a fucking wrap or have a thing of granola or something do you think those people have other things like yeah I think that they I think ball gags like I think that they get whipped

in basements so it's it is sexual yeah I've always something bad if you don't take it out If you don't take it out on nachos, I just have to assume that, like, there's something going on with chains. I've always been very, both jealous of and also have a massive amount of pity for those food is fuel people. Because they do really exist. I've met them too. There are people that, like, genuinely, they're, like, they look at food just as.

like the way most animals look at it. Like it's there to keep me alive and nothing else. I understand your pity. If I was like that, I would hit, you know, in terms of physically. I wouldn't be a fat,

dumb bag of shit if I had that attitude. But also, Lord, I couldn't give up these hits, though. I understand your pity, but they're not missing anything. Right.

Right, exactly. Like, that would be like a, I don't know. I'm trying to think of a gay man telling me you feel sorry. Right, but like, they don't want it.

Yeah. No, I know. Okay, but that, this, that's true for like anything like that. Like, I feel the same. People that, like, like, Mormons that don't never get drunk, it's good not to get drunk. Okay, okay, but we all of that. Like, oh, they're missing out. But all of that's through your experience.

What if a gay man said he felt sorry for you that you didn't like getting fucked in your butt? I'm sure. I think that's a valid opinion of his, like, yeah. But you're not missing it. They love. I know. I know they're not missing it. I'm just saying like...

My thing would be the reason I feel pity for them is not like, obviously they're not missing. I guess the thing that I feel pity on them for is that there's something so simple that brings me such joy. And they don't have, like, what is their simple thing? Like, to me, sincerely... Being better than everybody. I guess, but like the other day, I had a fucking... I had a tomato sandwich. It was toasted.

It was on a brioche bun, a butter. a buttered brioche bone, of course. And emotional. I know. And it was so simple. Like that, just me eating that sandwich was so simple. But like, I, in my mind, I was like, like, it was the same level of joy that I got when I was a kid and I would go on a fucking amusement park ride.

Like, me sitting on my porch on a nice summer day eating that tomato sandwich in that moment, nothing could fuck with that. Like, that was so simple and beautiful and easy to do. And like, with those people, like, like, that wouldn't have hit for them at all. Like, what can they do? do that brings in that level of joy that's that simple. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I hope they have something, but I don't know.

I don't think they do. I think they get barbed wire to the back. I think that's it. I think mine's more beer than food, but yeah. It's both. It's both. This is a, this is actually related to something I've been thinking about bringing up on here, and we have talked about it before,

but I don't think we were talking about it on the podcast, though. So first of all, tell the story that I also don't think we've told it on the podcast, but we have recounted numerous times in person. Very early on in the tour, very early on, like in the first couple of months, we were driving between cities. We stopped for gas at some big truck stop. And I had just gotten off the phone, the phone call that finalized my first development deal with Warner Brothers. And I was, you know, hyped about that and nervous and shit.

And we were talking about that and we stopped to get gas. And we didn't have time to really stop and eat anywhere. So we all needed to get food at this gas station. And, uh, baby. I'm always like, whenever that happens, I'm always like, oh, no, I have to eat dinner at a gas station. Bummer. Yeah. Oh, what a shame.

But this time, what I don't, I don't remember what y'all got, but I got, there was, it was one of those big ass travel center truck stops had a bunch of, of different options in it. And I went to subway and got a foot long, I believe in Italian BMT, which is always my go-to. It is their best. And we all walk back to the car,

and we're sitting in it, waiting on it to fill up or something. We hadn't left yet. And I'd unwrapped a sandwich. You took a couple bites of it. And I just stopped, and I looked at that subway sandwich, and I went,

I ain't never eating this shit again as long as I live. And I threw it. And I threw it. through the whole thing in the trash. It was like, it just washed over me, like, out of nowhere, like, flipping a switch. I was just like, this is fucking gross. Like, this shit, this don't hit. I have thought this hit.

Let me explain to our fans the difference between that particular Trey Crowder and the older tray Crowder. The older Trey Crowder had absolutely said that about Subway before, but he'd all finish the sandwich first. He's definitely said, I'm never having this shit again. But I mean, since it's already here, I'm going to eat this one, though. But, and I, and I don't, I haven't had Subway since then, but it's not just Subway. And here's the larger topic at hand.

I used to, you know, I'm fucking poor white trash and a fat bag of shit. So I used to, like, go in. all the time on like, you know, the Dollar General's food offerings. Like, let's say, you know, like pizza rolls and hot pockets and Campbell's chunky soup and canned chili and shit like that, right? Yeah. You know.

Frozen pizzas. You know, the food pyramid scheme. Yeah, but I used to love that shit. Like, I would have even argued with people who acted like it didn't. hit. Like I would have probably been like you can be, if you want to be snobby about it, that's fine. But you know it hits. And I

genuinely believe that in my heart, my fucking clogged heart. I feel that way too still. Well, okay, but that's the thing. I don't anymore. I think it's I don't. I don't look down upon them. But I don't

I don't really hit for me anymore. I almost none of that stuff. Like, I've bought it since my kids, like some of those types of things. And, you know, I'm still fat. So when they don't finish their chicken nuggets or whatever, I'll, I will. So, like, I've had that shit reached and, like, nowadays, like, at this point in my life, no, they don't, they don't. It's an addiction, man. So I used to drink soda.

in college, everybody did. We had soda machines. You can get all the soda you wanted or whatever. And then at some point, I was like, I'm not going to drink soda anymore. I think it makes you fat, and it's pointless, and I don't need it. Like, I can just drink water. Like, that's something I can give up or whatever. And then when I tried to go back to it, it's fucking gross.

Yeah. My mama's sweet tea. Now, you talk about something that's sacred to me. I have to cut it when I go home now because I've moved away, and it's gross. but it's the same thing. I loved it. I think chemically addicted to that shit. Yeah, the only soda that I still fuck with is like

if I'm super, super, super goddamn hungover, Amber will go get like me like a cherry sprout, like a fountain cherry sprout from Sonic. And like because when you're hung over, like you just want that sugar rush and like everything and the Sprite helps or whatever. But like, yeah, if I was like stone cold sober and I went and just like drank a sip of a mountain dew,

I'd be like, I, motherfucker, what the fuck? When I crave it, like, if I want pizza, if I have pizza, always want soda, I'll order a soda water and then the regular, and I just cut it like half and half with like a psychopath. I just thought that Dr. Pepper taste pretty fucking good to me, and I don't have to feel too bad about it, so I should do that.

It's, Drew, you, like, I mean, I think you're probably right. It's funny because I wanted to bring this up and then get into, like, the theory behind it, and I was going to, I had two separate things and going to ask what y'all thought about it. And I didn't even think about what you said. And what you said is probably has way more to do with it. But I was going to ask, like, do you think that's more to do with not being poor anymore or just not being a 20-something-year-old dude anymore? I think it's both.

I think it's both. I think when you're like 12, I really think those things. tastes better to you. I know that for a fact. I mean, first of all, I can answer it. Also, I have young children, and, like, I know that they have different taste buds and that type of shit, like, with all that fat and sugar and all that stuff, like, it tastes better to them.

Yeah, so I think that gets you used to it. We were never poor, and we ate that exact same shit, and it just did. It just did hit. And, like, yeah, I'm not that guy anymore. And then I think if you don't stop, it never start, you know, like, you get used to. right yeah that's exactly like with the soda like if you don't quit you're like yeah fuck it hits but like if you stop any of that shit now that that's that being said and i kind of don't want to do this now because like i haven't had a fucking bagel bite in so goddamn long and

in my brain there is no way no way that it won't hit there's no way i still like i still like tito's pizza rolls yeah okay i haven't have one a long time but per tray it's like if i go eat one now i'm like i can't okay but if i've succeeded five which I have never ate less than five. I feel like shit and I didn't used to. I didn't used to. And it makes me feel terrible. I had to do lots of de jorto yesterday.

And oh my God, what a waste of the rest of the day. Whereas like, they're wrong, I'll do it again. But I felt like shit. I'll do it right now. Yeah, I quit drinking soda in high school. I was like 13 or 14. and yeah you're I mean I feel completely the same way about it and always have except like for me to the point of like I don't you were saying like oh sometimes I still crave it but I had to

cut it like I ever since I quit and had been off soda for an extended period of time I have been like pretty much grossed out but like I can't I don't ever drink it and don't ever want it because it's like it's way too much like when I do drink it I'm like this same grossed out. This is nasty. Are you grossed out by the soda? Are you grossed out by the soda or are you grossed out by who you remember being? Yeah.

This is my life in general when I was a soda drinker. Did not hit. Thompson. I should back to a bad place. Thompson is furious right now. These boys are talking about not drinking goddamn soda water. Like anybody gives a flying fuck what you don't eat anymore. Jesus.

Why don't you talk about what you are drinking? God damn. God damn. I don't know how everybody else feels about what we're doing right now, but I was with James Bain last night. You all know, and he's also from Salina, and he was telling me that his favorite recurring segment is when we give Thompson's thoughts on what we are doing at any point in time.

But here's the thing, I feel like a solid half the time, according to Thompson, we were the opposite wrong. I think one time he got me. mad about bread and we've cast this whole outlook upon him. But sometimes he writes us after these segments and he's like, actually boys, I was thinking about the history of soda in this country

and how they infiltrated more people's lives in a way that is really upset where they replace tea with Coca-Cola. It's really infuriating these goddamn corporations. Anyway, I've got to go moe right now, but fuck y'all. My favorite thing is when Thompson will be texting us

about the thing and then halfway through his fucking insubriced. same biblical diatribe, he will hear the part where we predicted that he'd be texting us and he'll switch gears about, God fucking damn it. Y'all just... And he like goes and starts editing and shit.

Because like Thompson has never texted us like just a one sentence thing. It is always some Genesis shit. See, I fear he's going to take that as a reason to stop and I hope he doesn't because... No, he's done. Oh, yeah. No, no. One of the one.

To stop. Sure. My favorite book is the book of Thompson. Whoa. Did you hear that, Corey? Yeah, that was weird. I probably didn't record this way, Tray, but you laughed like I was on DMT. Yeah, that's exactly what was.

You laughed and went p p p pah-b-b-b-pah-pah-pah-fah. Yeah, it was like a turkey trying to fly. Another thing Thompson had a book about. And he spelled it correctly. I got it. I would have never known how to spell pfah-pah-fah. But, like, Thompson nailed it, and I read it. Yeah, that's it.

He's like, boys, y'all ain't ever seen a turkey. Fuffa, pfu, pfu. I see when some bitch just fall and turned up. Fuffa, fuff, f f fall over your goddamn ass. Oh, hell. Well, we had a good weekend, boys. I have fun. Yeah.

I couldn't remember, I don't know if I should say, even when I'm about to say it. I'm still going to say it. I could remember what we decided we should and should not talk about, to be honest with you. That's all right. Let it rip. Yeah, for everybody listening, that didn't watch the the online comedy show we did Friday,

I feel like you missed a good time. I ain't mad at you for it. You know, it's fine. But if we had another one, I think you should come. Because, yeah, I definitely enjoyed myself. I had a great time personally. I think from the reports back from people,

everybody had a good time. Everybody said there was a much needed break. The material was hidden. I don't know if y'all went back and kind of reviewed it. I recorded myself, myself, the audio. And, you know, it's not something that I would be like, oh, let me, it was sloppy. You know what I mean? But I feel like since, it felt like everybody knew it would be.

Do you know what I'm saying? It wasn't like. It's so much different. That's the thing. I don't even, I really don't, I've done a few Zoom shows now, including our own. and I don't even really think about it at all, like stand up because it's so different, and I feel like people,

but the thing that it is is a thing that also hits and you can have fun with. It's just not the same thing. Yeah. Not huge comedy fans or certainly not comedy nerds or anything like that. I think they kind of like subconsciously, understand the deal, I think.

No, I agree. I think it feels different. It feels like a podcast almost. And since it's more scripted, it's like a really good podcast. And then speaking of at the end, we did a Q&A by that time. I was hammered drunk. I got a story to tell after the show. And I think that conversation was good.

They gave us permission in the audio with that. I think we'll put that out, but like a week or two before we do the next one, if we do a next one. Hopefully the world starts back up before that even becomes a thing. And then we can just do live comedy. Yeah, how long did we do in that conversation? You're asking me? I was in the Viking era. I just remember when we were in the middle of it, my drunk ass was thinking like,

shit, yeah, man, I'm going to use this as a podcast, take a goddamn week off. We can do that at some point, man. Yeah, but all them motherfuckers probably listen to our podcast, of course. Yeah, who cares? Yeah, we should do it. We should tack it on to the end, I guess. But, man, but no, it was like, it was tremendously fun.

I spent the whole week, as I do with anything, super goddamn stressed out, like, so stressed because, you know, we talked about it earlier. We've hopped on some Zoom shows before, like me and you've done a couple, trades down a couple. But it was always like, I was like, yeah, okay, well, this is somebody else's.

And I mean, I'm going to rip it up. I've never done anything wanting to do bad, ever. Like, anything I'm doing. I want to do the best. But like, it was like, yeah, there's 100 people in here. Four of them are here for me. Whatever, we'll rip it up. But this, once we, like, all the, the numbers started growing.

I was like, God damn, this, and this really feels like doing a well-read show, except for like, holy fuck, I have to do it in my living room. This is, this is so scary and I'm terrified. And I was so fucking stressed. And then when it went well, that's when I, I guess I joined you. And I got super fucking drunk, like relieving all that tension. Well, I didn't eat and I was drinking tequila. And that was my biggest issue in terms of that.

But I guess we should address at the beginning, we did have some slight sound issues. I think it was worse for some people than others. But we got those worked out within, I think, five minutes. But if you're just furious about that, you can DM me and I'll give you your money back or something. I mean, I probably won't. I'll just ignore you. But, you know, I figured I should say that.

Yeah. And speaking of the stress part of me, like a couple people were mentioning the comments. like pretty what happened was i think there was an issue with like the crowd was too loud for some people or something and so their solution was which i mean hell they i mean i don't know what else they would have done at first aside from you know maybe i don't know meet in the middle and just turn it the fuck down a little bit uh but they just they just shut everybody's audio off right when i was in the middle of a joke it's like six minutes in so like i knew what it was like to be hearing people and then like it was nothing and like uh i haven't gone back to watch it

but I kind of want to because I want to see the blood leave my face because I know that it had to. It did, but you pushed through like a champ and everybody, you know, from reading the comments, it worked, what they did worked,

and then they eventually turned everyone back up slightly and it ended up being a great show. So, you know, you were the only one that suffered, so I feel like it was a win. I mean, no,

I hear you, that's how it is a lot. You know, if you're going first, no matter what, you're going to be the sacrificial lamb, and especially in a gig like this, but like,

but like, and it was a full, like a full probably 45 seconds of me just being like, oh no, I'm not hitting. And then I remember thinking to myself, I was like, God damn, my dad's one of the audience members that they got the mic on. Like, I figured he at least, you know, like throwing me like a mercy chuckle. And then at that point, my brain started working. And I was like, oh, something has happened.

Like I don't even hear people like chewing on nothing or like moving around. You know, I don't hear shit. so clearly it ain't that and then yeah I just pushed on my set but like buddy I was like there for 45 seconds which in a gig like that in a situation like that 45 seconds that may as well be an hour

like I was no I was in turmoil I was I was you know petrified or whatever for you and for all of us because when it first happened I also thought that I mean it's just it sounded like

you were hitting for everybody and then you just stopped hitting for everybody. And I've done that before. All that once. Right. And so I was sitting there like, oh, shit. I don't understand what he

just said, why, but this is not good. Oh, no. Cho, oh, no. And then I got the text message. I got the text message that explained it. And then I started getting mad because I was like, this is not fair to him.

Like, they got to understand how this looks but you're right it's like I mean they had they were having audio issues related to

the studio audience so they had they had to do something so I ain't mad at them no more but like in the moment pretty upset about the whole thing

but it did get back on track and ended up being fine and it's also funny that like I was I'm worried about you and

you just stopped it and later on we were like recounting it looking back on it. You were like, you said, what you just said me ago, you're like, yeah, for about 45 seconds, I was real worried about it. But then, but then I, I just,

I knew something had to have fucked up because it was like, you know, I am hitting. Like, I could tell, like, I know, I know I am hitting. Yeah. But it sounded like I wasn't hitting, so I knew something was off there.

It's also so fucking funny for anyone that doesn't know my goddamn situation that I was in all week, which is like, I've got, you know, I come from a place that has horse bank. We've also got horse internet. And so I've been uber stressed because my internet, which I just got an extender and everything, I was like, oh my God, the world has changed for me.

Everything's, it was working perfectly. It just all of a sudden, like my extender, it's like, it's like toy story is a real thing except for all my adult, like my adult toys, like my modem and my TV and stuff. come out at night and they all have conversations. And my extender was the new toy in the house. And so it was working just fine. And then like while I was asleep, my cable modem like crawled up to my

extender and was like, hey, you know, you don't have to hit around here. Nobody else hits. So like, and my internet extender was like, do what? Well, fuck yeah. And so it just stopped hitting because it found out where it was. And so everything just stopped hitting. And right before this fucking show and I was like, oh my God. So I'm going through this whole thing.

of like, all right, I know for a fact, like, I still have good sales service. So if I just do this through my phone, then it'll hit. I needed, my phone was starting to piss me off anyway. So I went and got the new fucking iPhone because I was like, it'll be crystal fucking clear. This will be great. I'm going to hook a lapel mic up, do all this shit. I'm bugging about it. I can't get none of this shit working.

I have two extra tech calls with the people trying to get this shit working. I finally, and I'm not, when I text y'all and said, I stress myself to the point of diarrhea, all this stuff. I did, dude. Because in my mind, I was like, like, I'm gonna, I need this to work. Like, there's a couple thousand people and I'm the first motherfucker going. Like, if my shit sucks, they're just gonna log the fuck off. And like, Trey and Drew are gonna have to suffer because of my ass. And then so to have it come down to I had everything completely fine and right.

And then they were like, oh, our audio actually don't hit. And then they had just yank it during the middle of my shit. I was like, word, word. Okay. So I was a little upset. But again, as you were saying, all of this got figured out and it was fine and nobody left the show. Hell, like, I jumped in the comments after my set and there were 3,500 people in the comments. Like, good set. Boy, that was fucking great, boy.

And then I stayed in there the whole time y'all were on it. Everybody had a goddamn good time. So, like, look, if you're going to have to go through some bullshit, it may as well happen to me. I think also, like Drew alluded to this earlier, I think it's a very different perspective on what happened, meaning, like, from my perspective, like I said, it sounded like, and I don't, I mean, in my mind, this is what it sounded like to everyone watching. Cho was hitting for people.

He has stopped hitting for people. This is bad. And I was worried and upset by it. Yeah, that's a nightmare. But I think, like, what it really, how it really was perceived to a whole lot of fucking people was they're having fucking audio issues and it ain't hitting for me because the sound is off.

the sound is bad. Oh, they just fixed it. Oh, it's good now. Oh, thank God. They fixed it. Now I can hear him and now he hits. And they didn't even, they never even perceived it the way that I was receiving it in it to begin with.

That's definitely what happened. For the record, anyone who didn't listen to the show. I think we're focusing on this because of how funny it was that it happened to Corey and just that whole 45 seconds and then flipped into the, nah, fuck that I hit. But. It was a short amount of time.

It was fixed and everybody had a blast. I mean, the reviews are some of the best we've gotten. I think everybody just misses comedy so much, but some of the best reviews we've gotten. Yeah, it's really funny because in those 45 seconds, one of the only things also that was going through my head was like, man, you're closing on butt fucking Jesus. I don't know.

Like if what, like, God damn, I'm just talking about Tinder. now if that ain't it then gee boy here right double down i do think there were some trey crowder fans in there who didn't really know everything there is to know about well read in general who were like what the fuck and that made me super happy like in a good way i was like yeah motherfucker you're in here both fucking jesus what are y'all trying to do that there's no way that that didn't happen and i say that because after i got through like when i got through and i got to watch y'all sets and just sit there and i was like i was in the comments thanking everybody for tipping or whatever and yada yada yada and while doing that on my phone i kept getting like

twitter notifications and a lot of it and i thought like oh people were you know on twitter like talking about my set or something like that it was a lot of new follows you know what i mean it was like it was a lot of people that were in there that like just jumped in for tray and was like oh wow who's this poor sad fat idiot that needs some love yeah but that hit does hit mm-hmm Well, if we have to do it again, join us next time, kids. Yes, please. It's a good time. This is not even remotely related,

but another thing I was wanting to bring up to y'all is just rap music. Boy, it's fun. Sure is. I was, obviously, everybody knows. Rap, like everything in the world has changed a lot. Some of it hits for me. Some of it don't. You know, I'm old and white.

So some of the, like, some of them, some of them kids out there, I don't know what they're doing. I'm not for the mumble if that's what you may. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, that whole type of thing. I ain't into it. But one aspect of it that does hit for me is shit like this. I'm going to illustrate just by giving an example. This is what got me thinking about it.

I really like Freddie Gibbs a lot. And if anybody else doesn't know who Freddie Gibbs is, he is from Gary. His flow is unreal. He's from Gary, Indiana, and raps as such, which is, you know, like, he's hard. Fred of Gibbs is hard. Like, his stuff is, I mean, his whole, like, persona as a rapper and everything. And for the record, real quick, if you don't know, Gary, Indiana sounds like a place where just, like, a bunch of dudes sat around and talked about how good the cars are running.

But it's a, it's not. Yeah. What it really is is like one of the roughest parts of the Chicago area, even though, yes, it's called Gary, Indiana. But anyway, so that's Freddie Gibbs. On his most recent album, I think, unless I missed one, he's got a song called Janus about the NBA MVP, Janus. Joe, say his last name, Attena Ticumpo. Attenticompo. No clue.

Redneck's can't say words were good a lot of times. but anyway, Janus, the basketball player. And that song hits for me. And in that song, Freddie Gibbs has a lyric, and this is what is. He says, Real G's move in silence like Janus. My Greek freak,

we did a menage with a friend in St. Thomas. And he goes on flexing after that. So he's taken from Lilal Wayne there right off the jump. Yeah, the first line is yes, an homage to a very famous little Wayne, Real Genius Movement in Silence, like lasagna. But which helps? It's the second part.

He says him and Janice had a menage in St. Thomas or whatever. And, you know, so it's a threesome with two dudes is my point. And you got, like, one of the hardest rappers in the game just, like, flexing with that, which is, I just feel like that's the thing that never, ever, ever would have fucking happened in raft for a long time.

No. People be talking about running train. I was about I was about to say, if they do, they have to say, we ran a train on that bitch. You can't, you can't mention the devil's threesome and France at the same time. Well, I feel like it's always framed, well, like Corey just kind of said, like talking about the girl, not necessarily in a positive light. But one of the most controversial quote-unquote rap songs of all time,

and I'm putting it in quotes because it was done by a bunch of amateur football players, which is part of why it was controversial. The University of Miami football team had an entire track about how if you have sex with anyone on their dorm floor, you have to fuck everybody else. And I guess it's not really stated, but it feels insinuated there that that would be, you know, in one location at the same time. I don't feel like you can put that fuck on layaway. Like, I think the implication there was we're all having group sex. But I know what you mean. But I know what you mean that, which that song was rapist.

hell and Fortnobie celebrated, except for how fucking funny Greg Olson's. Greg Olson. Terrible goddamn burst. I've never heard this. Are you serious? Really? My name, Greg.

What I do with his head? Pull down my draws and throw on my third leg. I mean, it is as bad as you imagine. Yeah, but. Yeah, yeah, for sure. But I don't know what you mean. You go so far the other direction that you yo-yo back around. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah. He's like little Dickie on. accident. But I know what you mean. Even that, the context is certainly different. There's no like acknowledgement that we're all fucking together. Whereas he's like,

he's like bragging that he got to fuck with Yonks. Right. Me too, if I had. Yeah, you know what I mean? Right. No, I mean,

yeah, it's a genuine flex. But it's just like. I do. I think that progress. I do. I think of progress. I genuinely do.

I bet you he got some heat for that. I bet you there's some like distrax about. I don't know, man. Maybe. Yeah, Freddie's pretty hard. He's pretty hard. He's pretty big. Yannis is probably the second or third most famous basketball player in the world.

And the whole claim is he fucked a model with him, or maybe I threw model in there on an island. On an island. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's unassailable. Yeah. I mean, dude, you're not telling me shit right now. Like, I agree with you.

I think it's unassailable in the rapid. Dude, I would run a train on a girl with the dude that played Chuckie Cheese, like not that long ago. You know what I'm saying? Sure, but that's barely relevant to this conversation. You could have said that in response to a conversation we were having about church and I would be like that. Okay.

Yeah, that's all right. Maybe we aren't not. But I just, Joe's brought it up a couple times now. But in my mind, He said, me and Janice had a monage. A choky's saying, like, I wouldn't have a different thing, right? Like very much so.

Isn't it? Isn't a train just saying, taking turns? Yeah, exactly, taking turns. It's sequential, not simultaneous. Right, right, right. They're probably an awful tower in doors, as some people call spit roasting. A menager and awful tower.

A spit roasting is the American way of saying minage, like the, the Eiffel Tower. Like somebody was like, we're going to Eiffel Tower. This girl was like, what's that? What's where I'm behind? You're there. And then we high five and then we make the Eiffel Tower. And someone, it was probably during the whole like French fries, freedom fries thing. And they were like, no, I ain't it.

Spit roast because, you know, it looks like a rotissory pig or chicken or whatever. Like, we could spin her if we needed. too. Thank you for that. You're welcome. Well, there's a lot of people out there I don't think who understand. That's definitely true of our fans. One thing that I have noticed when we've talked about this before is that

our fans are progressive as hell until we start talking about sex and then they're very prudish, which is fine. But I do think that comes from generational shaming and y'all need to get over some of that shit. But that aside, I know what you're saying, what y'all do? We all got dicks. And some people want to be spit-roasted, man.

God damn, you know what I mean? It is. I know what you're saying, Trey, and maybe this is me watching porn or there was a story on my campus of one girl, this girl that I had gotten the train room by the football team when I got there. And the story was very much full of slut shaman and all that. It was not exactly progressive. Let me say that after saying what I just said.

But in my mind, I guess based on that one story I'd ever heard about a person I knew and maybe some porn, and that's not particular the topic. I like, although I have seen train porn. I guess in my mind they were in the same room, but I guess it's possible a train involves like a dude at the door bouncing the train room. That's the conductor.

It still feels like though a train is a way to say group sex without sounding quote unquote gay. Like you're wearing a robe. Yeah. I can see that I could see Cho, if Cho was at a part of, party that was going down, he had with like a conductor's hat

sitting there, the next guy walks in, child's like, ticket, please. Checking his ID, check it on the girl. You need one of those little ticket clipper things, you know. Sir, you've already been here tonight. Your ticket stinks. Yeah. The fire marshal said there's too many people in there. You would also be checking with the girl.

And as soon as that fire marshal's done fucking, he's going to have to talk to you. Okay, and yeah, and you know. I'd be good at that. I'd be really good at that. But I just always felt like, Trey, I just always felt like calling something like that the train was just a way to try and, you know, like the sort of a homophobia. There's like a lot of homophobia in that way. You're trying to act like they wasn't doing group sex with mostly dudes and they just were. But you could be right.

Okay. Okay. I thought if you got the situation you're describing, and, okay, with a train, only one dude, they may be a line at the door. Yeah, yeah. That's what a train. That's what the word of train.

Right. There's a line at the door. And so, yeah, they can all see the guy. But, like, it's one dude going in at a time. Yeah. If it's a lot of guys in a room and they all participate in that, as I understand it, is a gang bang, which is not. not the same as with the train, neither of which is the same as a menagerie twa.

I'm very much picturing. Yes, Counselor, your arguments are well taken. Do you have a response? I do. I'm very much picturing that scene from the mask where Jim Carrey's doing, they call me Cuban peat. I'm the kid of the rumpabit. He just got shakers, just banging women.

That would hit for me. That's what I want to do. That's a train. Because they're doing the, what's that called the, you know, when people like cucaracha, like a crookaracha, then, hey, you know, that shit, like the,

a room. No, not a Roomba. Rumba's a vacuum cleaner that my white wife made me get. But it's, it sounds the same, don't it?

Is it a rumba? Romba? Samba? Samba? Either way. Congo. The Congo line. The Congo line.

The Congo line. Yeah, it's like a cake walk for Mexicans or something. It's fun. I like, I like, yeah. absolutely

a flan walk yeah there you go there you go so papia I wish I knew the word for walk I think I don't know I kind of want to get out of this one but I kind of want to stay in it was it me

no it feels like an orgy to me I kind of want to leave but I also feel good yeah all of that I mean your points are well made trade but all of that is a type of group sex and none are inherently gay or straight depending on how you act during them.

It is so silly, but you're right, but it's so silly that any of this is something that people give a shit about in terms of like, nah, no, no, man, we took turns, so that ain't gay or whatever. And to Trace's point, I think that what he really was trying to get into was like, I think people were coming around.

Like, just the fact that Freddie felt comfort enough saying that. Like, yeah, you want to go like, oh, well, nobody's going to go up against Freddie because he goes hard. But, like, just the fact that he felt comfortable putting his hardness on the line and being that vulnerable, that's pretty good, man. I think we're going to.

Like, well, because, like, look, point blank rap has a long history of pretty intense homophobia. Oh, yeah. And so, like, that's really what I'm saying. It's like, that's been a massive thing in rap. So I'm just saying, like, what Cho just said being true now, I think is indicative of, of, you know, progress. Yeah, rapping about threesomes with Janus is progress.

You just reminded me of one of my favorite things that's happened in rap somewhat recently, which is Tyler, the creator, went on Funkmaster Flex's show and freestyle, which is a common thing, and it's sort of a ride of passage, his and Sway show. You've got to do the five fingers of death on Sway in the morning, and then you got a freestyle on Flex's show to, like, prove. your medal as a lyricist. He and Tyler the creator went on there and not only talked about fucking dudes.

Talked about him and Flex fucking dudes together to Flex's face, which did not make Flex happy at all. I bet that didn't hit for Flex. And he did it in such a hard way. Like he was like me and Flex, sliding him up against the wall, pushing it in him deep, make my balls hit their balls. And Flex was like, no, I don't think so. And he's like, yeah,

flex, yeah. Like, it was fucking great. Flex was like his brain was like exploding because he's like, this is gay, but it sounds so not gay. Yeah. Anyway, I'm for it, you know. I'm for it. As long as that young lady was of age and was consenting, I think it's fucking beautiful if Janice and Freddie Gibbs was fucking a girl at the same time

in any form of fashion on St. Martin. I know, buddy, once again, and I'm not trying to take away your shot, we know. Yeah, yeah, you know, I'm forward. I'd have a threesome with a Chuckie cheese doll. Is that what you said? Is that what you had?

Yeah, what? I don't know, dude. I just say stuff. Or no. But I would, too. I mean, yeah. Like, honestly, I'd probably have a threesome with Janus and Freddie G and no girls there just to say I did it.

Yeah, for sure. And it got to be clear. So, move up. I'm sure it was a nice young. lady who participated. But what the lyric says, we did a menage with a friend in St. Thomas, so it could have been, you know,

a bro. He didn't clarify. It didn't feel the need to clarify. Right. I don't think he's a clarifying kind of guy. No. I don't think Freddie Gibbs has ever said, let me clarify in his entire life. Right, right.

No. I said it, take it as you will. Oh, man. Wow. Here we are. Yeah. I'll say what else. do y'all know about

y'all ever heard of comedy traffic school Jesus fucking Christ you said like it was cool but no I didn't mean to is that what the comedy store makes you do before you can work there is like you go out with cones and gloves you park cars and you like they really want you to be good at it

that's what they call it so they don't have to pay you yeah to park their valet This is how I understand it, but I was wondering if, because it's a, you know. It made me really sad genuinely to hear the title. Like my heart dropped a little bit. Yeah, that sounds to hear. It's just like, and I think I think pretty sure it still goes on.

But when I found out about I was listening to a podcast, I think it was with Adam Carolla. And he was talking about like when he started. So it's like early 90s or whatever. And he brought it. He was like he talked about doing comedy traffic school. I can't remember who the other guy on the podcast knew about it. There's somebody like had been in the game a long time or something. They're like, so they talked about it with this like assumption of knowing what it was

and didn't explain it. And I was listening to it. I was like, wait, hold on. What fuck's he talking about? Guys used to have to do comedy traffic school. So I looked it up and like apparently it still happens. And all it is is like, I guess in some states, particularly in California, this is such a like show business adjacent, stupid Hollywood bullshit thing in my opinion. They do, they have, you can go to traffic school.

If you get a traffic violation, you know, and you can go to traffic school and pay a fine and keep it from putting points on your license or whatever. And that's a thing everywhere. But in Hollywood, and I guess in a few other places, you can opt to go to comedy. traffic school where they still cover all the traffic rules and all that, but it's done in a funny way by a funny guy, a comedian does it for you. Jesus Christ. Makes your punishment entertaining. And so they have to have comics to do that.

And Corolla was saying like back in the day, it was a common thing, like, you know, that young comics did to make a little bit of money, you know, was doing comedy. traffic school. But again, apparently, from Googling it, apparently it's still a thing, so there are still comics doing it. It sounds like something a comic would have to do after they got arrested. I know. I got a few

questions, though. Do you choose it as the consumer? Yeah. Yes, you do. And then I'm sure now it's a nightmare because our industry has been so flooded with so many hacks and there's just not

enough spots, et cetera, et cetera. But, like, imagining guys and gals who are really good now being young doing that, I guess I could see it hitting. Here's what I'm thinking of. Tim Dillon used to do a tour bus in New York City where he would do the tour properly. Like, he would be like, this is the building. It was built in this year. It was owned by blah, blah, blah.

But the background of, you know, he would be like the owners, the builders were the Rockefellers, little known fact about the Rockefellers, half their families, pedophiles. I'm just kidding, guys. Please don't sue me. And he was just going these crazy rants. I guess I could see it. hitting if the right person was doing it. But in my head, it's not

people on their way up. It's people on their way down who never made it. Yeah, I mean, that's how I'm thinking. It's like those fucking career middles you used to see at side splitters who were just like, hey, gig's a gig. You know what I'm saying? A gig's a gig. Well, my second question would be, can you say whatever you want as long as you cover these

five rules or is it kind of like regimented? Is there a syllabus? I mean, I'm sure I'm sure there is. There'd have to be. You'd think. I'm sure they make the comedians like you have to cover these things or it doesn't count for the state as traffic school. And Corolla was saying, he was very much describing it as a hell gig because he was saying like, and I guess now you can do it online and all this stuff. But back then he was like, he was like, you know, it's 8 a.m. on a Saturday morning. Because that's like when traffic school happens.

Yeah. He was like, you know. Yeah. But they chose to do it that way. to do it that way. That's why it's like they got there knowing that they chose to be in a situation where it wasn't

regular. Well, and also look, though, man, like I will say this like, yeah, if you're a comedian and you're starting out, and especially in L.A. or whatever, like, I don't know how long this had been going on. But like, I can imagine back in the day where it's like, look, I'm doing stand-up shows. I need something to pay the bills and stuff. Like, yeah, it's a hell gig, but like you're still, like,

I guess it's kind of neat. did it. Also, you were allowed to make racist and sexist jokes about Asian women drivers back then. So that was probably fun. Right. So that point hit. But as you said, there's only two types of comedians that are doing this. And it's either the ones like when Tim Dillon was on his way, except for that was, you know, he was getting paid. He was getting, he was booking that shit and doing a lot of cool stuff. But like, it was people on their way up who were like, oh, well, hey, any gig's a good gig. I need the time. And I also need the fucking money. Or it's just a dude who's like, he's 20 years in and he's like pumped he's like yeah man right on this is great good comedy comedy

comedy's comedy no matter what time it is so i don't know i mean it's kind of i was disgusted when trey first mentioned it but like that's kind of cool of a thing but now i don't know fuck man drew said drew so de mingo is like people and you do too if you get a traffic violation you have to go to traffic school out here you can choose to just do regular or if you want you can go to comedy traffic school and drew was like why in god's name when anybody picked that as a comedian, I agree with you because in my mind, I know, I know all the reasons that don't hit. But as a regular person, I feel like if you got to do it, if you got to go to fucking traffic school, why not go to one with some jokes in it?

You know, I get why regular people sign up for it. And then get there and it don't hit for them. If I was out there and one of my fucking sad, sap comedian buddies was having to be doing comedy traffic school, I would fucking go park in front of a fire meter just to have to, just so I could go to the class and heckle him at 8 o'clock in the morning. So that's the only reason I would choose to do it. I would have to, if I knew the comedian and I could be a dick to him. But like other than that, yeah, I cannot think of anything more of a nightmare than for me at 8 o'clock in the morning to have to listen to a comedian do traffic school material. Like you ever, you know when you're on a plane and the flight attendant is just way too proud of their announcements that they've written.

and I can't stand that shit. I can't stand it in. But here's the deal, though. It's oftentimes murders for everybody else on the plane. Yeah. I'm not shitting. So I'm not shitting on them for it. Like, I don't think they're about like, look, man, this is your job.

You found a way to keep it interesting for you. And you're clearly hitting for all these other people. So like, this isn't me saying, this isn't me saying fuck them. But this is me saying, this is me saying for me, it does not hit. It's one of the worst fucking thing. I've never wanted a fucking. plane to go down more in my life than when this fucking piece of shit is up there doing the same. I know they've done it 10 times today, too.

I'm the late flight, like this fucking hack bullshit and a guy next to me who's like been talking about his sales calls like now. So, Corey, you told me you're a comedian. Is this what you do? Because I think this lady up here could take your job. I've never wanted 9-11 to have not happened so I could still have a box cutter on the plane so I could slip my throat and that fucking piece of shit besides me. but if I was a person, I think I would enjoy it.

Well, that'd have for me. You know what I go? Yes. I was, I was ready to at the end of that say, I agree completely with every single thing you just said. But until the end of it, you committed sky murder. Yeah, right, yeah. But the first part about like, look, it hits for people I know they've got,

they're just trying to keep their job interesting. I agree with all that. I still mean that. Yeah, not hating on them. personally, but like you said, for me, that don't know. Let's talk about who would murder at it. I got. Tim Dillon.

Dice Clay, Tim Dillon. Yeah. Maybe Lisa Lampinelli, Nikki Glazer. Anybody who could be meanness, anybody who could be mean for people there. That's the only way I can imagine making that his is looking to be like, what are you in here for? TIEGEL you piece of shit.

Todd Glass would do it. Todd Glass would be the absolute best because what Todd Glass would do was he would subvert it somehow to where he was doing exactly what the guy that don't hit at it was doing, but it would hit because it was Todd Glass. You know what I'm saying? Like, Todd has this very subtle way of making something a parody of itself. Well, right, right. No, you're right.

But, like, I can't explain it about Todd, but it's like, Todd could go up and do all Buddy Hackett's material, and it wouldn't feel hacked to me because Todd would put this, like, just kind of slight tens of. on it that just made it be like, see, he's doing a, what Todd's doing is, he's doing a parody of that type of comedian. It's like, right, but he still, still did it for an hour.

He does it one degree past where you think any human could do it. Right, right, right, right. And he sustains that for a long amount of time. It would be great as a flight attendant, that type of dude. That'd be great. Well, he'd get fired, though, because he'd caught somebody in a bad bitch for not laugh.

Of course. Embo Phillips would last one day, but would still be pretty fun to see. That's true. You were talking about Tim Dillon and his tours, his New York City tours or whatever, and it reminded me of, I don't think I've talked about this on here before. But when I lived in Knoxville,

was doing comedy, there's another comic there named Matt Shadorn. Shout out to Shadorn. I was supposed to do his podcast this week. I don't know. I'm glad to hear he's alive. I had no idea. Trey, what's the German word for that?

For what? I don't know. Just like, you ain't thought of someone. money in two years and then boom came up back to back. I'm sure they got... The Bader Bader Minha. Bader Minha.

I think, no, that one's like... No, that was like a new concept. No, it's the one... That's the thing you're talking about. Anyway... I was literally just talking about Bader Minhaugh earlier today. This is crazy.

I'm sure other people have done this before, whatnot, but when we were in Knoxville, Shadorn started this thing where he was booking tours. Knoxville tours called Blue Umbrella Tours and he would ask some of us to do them other comics but they were like

completely fake but no one told the people that like nothing we said was true or like real and but the people didn't know that they thought they were taking an actual tour of like downtown Knoxville. I mean I guess but I can't remember that but like I did that's fucked up but hilarious. I think I only did one

but anyway, that's some of the most fun I ever had doing any kind of comedy in Knoxville. That shit was a blast. People realized pretty quickly, the one I did anyway, they showed up thinking it was a real tour, but they realized pretty quickly, oh, this isn't that.

And they stayed on it, and you know, your boy was crushing, so it was fun. But anyway, yeah, it was a good time. I need to, I just need to understand something here. And I guess it could be both. And this isn't me arguing. This is me trying to figure out what it means.

I thought Bader Monhoff was like, I had never heard of the concept of entropy, or at least I never thought I had. You told me about it on Wednesday. And then on Thursday and Friday and Saturday, I saw it in three different articles. That is that, but I think it could still be what we were talking about. That definitely is an example,

but I think it could also be, I haven't thought about Matt Shedorn and forever. I'm doing his podcast, and now you are. I think it still falls under it. Okay. I think it, the way you just described it is accurate, but also when you said, what's that German word that means and then you described the Shedorn thing,

like Chau just said, I also would have. Yeah, I don't know any other than bad your mind off. Like, if it ain't bad your mind off, I don't know what the other thing is you're thinking of for that. Yeah.

It's actually more wild when it happens this way, because like the other way is like, of course you'd never, you'd probably seen that thing several times. but your brain didn't register it because you didn't know anything about it. Now you know something about it. You're like, oh, wow, I'm seeing this everywhere. It's like, well, you would have seen it everywhere anyways.

It's just you didn't know shit about it so your brain wouldn't have picked up on it. With the Shadorn thing, it's kind of almost a little bit more wild because like we all do know about Shadorn. I hadn't talked to that motherfucker in forever. And then this happened. So, like, I still think it's better mine off. It's just, it's like a, I don't know, it's like an off jump of it. It's wild. Them Germans, man, and their words, I fucking love their words.

God damn, dude. They have fucking, uh, Sharden Freud. Lord, ever since that word came about, now I know what to call it when the most hidden thing in the world ever happens for me. God. As you used to before, I'd be like, you know what thing? And then Trey finally was like, I know German. Yeah, I like stoop and poop. That's where you're trying to poop for a long time and you can't. And then as soon as you get up, you have to poop, like as soon as you get your pants pulled up.

Yeah. What is it again? Stubin poop. I made it up. I was a little... I was about saying of them Germans are really...

I thought I just always thought there should be a German word for that. You know what I mean? Or you just... You're done, you've been done, and then you get up

and you get like right to the door and then there it is. That feels like a German situation. Or right when you get in the shower, here it comes. Yep. God, that's the fucking worst. The worst.

That don't hit. No, it don't hit. It happens to me so often. And I just, I mean, I ended up just getting out, taking a shit and getting back in the goddamn shower.

I bet that. I bet they had a word for that and it was racist so they got rid of it. That does kind of hit a little bit. Like if you're not in a hurry because often I've just soaked my butt. And so when I get out to poop, it like shoots out real quick. You know what I mean? It's easier. When you sit down on a toilet seat with wet with all ready with us, it just.

No, no. I mean, I agree with you. No, I agree with you. That part, which is ultimately most of it, don't hit, but like the actual, the actual shitting out of your butt, like the shit butt part, like that part does hit. But then what's the worst is like, obviously you're not going to clean the turlet right after back in the goddamn shower.

Then you get out of the shower and you think everything's good. Then you look in your fucking toilet is just like just covered in water and stuff. But again, the shit butt part hits because of soap butt. Now, if you don't butt soap before you go, then like, but like, why wouldn't you? You don't want I mean. Like, you don't butt soap for your shit butt, then it won't hit. It won't. It won't hit.

Thus spakeeth the choke. You have a type of disease that we don't have, that we need a German word word for. What is it? The can't hit, I guess. I don't know. Like, I just make the best out of most situations. Right. Right.

Yes. I know that. But my mother is. My mother is like, that's what it is. My mother is like that. But you have a different. version of it. Yeah.

When I'm pretty different. Yeah, when I'm making the best out of a situation, I'm really fucking leaning into it. But if I need, if in my mind the situation is the worst, I'm also like,

I can go really hard on that too. I make the best out of stupid situations, like shit bugs. Yeah, you're the Martha Stewart of shitbuck. Yeah, I've been called that. I've been called worse, too. All right, well, you don't want to say fuck it or what?

Yep, I'm hungry. I'm going to go take a shit. I know what. It's almost shit butt. That's something about shit butt 30, boy. God damn. All right. Well, thanks for listening.

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