wellRED podcast - *NEW AUDIO* #126 - Area 51, Lizard People, Okra, and DJ LEWIS!

Episode Date: July 16, 2019

*There were some folks who said that the podcast this week sounded perfect on their headphones but not in their cars, and some folks who said it sounded fine in both and that it may be that the particular format (for reasons unbeknownst to me the podcast was somehow recorded in stereo) doesn't work well in cars with subpar stereos in them (ie old trucks...so you know, THE BASE)Anywho, I listened to it in every conceivable way and it sounded perfect to me BUT I care deeply about you all because you are the most dedicated fans in the whole world, so I went back and converted all of the files to Mono because even if it just sounded weird to one person, this weeks episode was TOO GOOD for them not to be able to enjoy it.Again, I cannot stress to you enough how mysterious these circumstances are because we did nothing different, but nevertheless here we are!Im not deleting the original file because it actually hit real hard for me to hear us in stereo, but for those who it DID NOT hit for, here ya go my babies!'CHO  This week BEST GOOD BUDDY of the podcast DJ Lewis lets loose on Area 51, Alternate dimensions, Portals, Lizard People (and dog people and plant people) and Drew surprises us with some new body art! This episode is a CANT MISS! DOWNLOAD SUBSCRIBE TELL YOUR FRIENDS AND LEAVE US A REVIEW WE LOVE YOU LIKE CHICKEN SKEEEWWW wellredcomedy.com for tickets to shows and books and albums and merch and stuff!

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What's going on, everybody? It's your boy the show. So this is the same episode, 126, with DJ Lewis, where we talk about aliens and whatnot. But it was brought to my attention that the, episode was sounding weird in some people's cars. Here's what happened. And I noticed it as I was downloading the files or whatever. I don't want to bore you with too much technical stuff, but I do feel like it deserves an explanation. Somehow, the handy recorder that we record on got knocked into stereo somehow just for Drew and DJ's tracks. So even though they recorded on completely different mics,

their files got merged and you could hear them in one part of your headphones and you could hear me and Trey in the other part of your headphones. Now when you're listening on headphones, like it doesn't matter, but apparently like in it like some people were saying in their older truck it didn't sound good. But then when they put it on in like their newer car, it did sound good. So like I don't know if like older speakers just don't have the capability to do whatever it is that we put out today. But it was pretty wild. And when I was, I listened to everything on headphones. Like I don't go out and edit it in my goddamn truck so like I wouldn't have known you know what that was like to me it sounded super cool having the channels come in like that because as y'all know

we talk over each other a shit ton and when it was the way that it wasn't this past episode when we were talking over each other it wasn't like all lumping together you could actually hear everybody and to me it felt like it was like surround sound or some shit I thought it sounded super cool which is why I'm not deleting what I uploaded earlier earlier today, but if you had, like if you have an older car and for some reason that audio didn't sound good, I went back and I took the entire file and I used my little Adobe Premiere situation and I converted everything back into mono. Didn't even know that was a goddamn thing, but it is and that's what happened. I also, I went back and looked here at the handy recorder and there's

literally no button that we could have pressed to make it do that. Like I went through all the shit, I looked it up, and channels three and four for some reason were just merged. And again, I've examined all this. There's no way we could have done that. It just fucking happened. So I had to reset that to its factory setting so I could even get it off of it. So anyways, did that. Here is the new version.

If you were having trouble listening earlier, this is completely mono. But if you dug the other one, I'm still leaving it up because it hit for me. It sounded like a, it really felt like you were in the room. So for those of you listened to this for the first. time. I do have to do this. Well readcom. W-E-L-L-R-E-D, Comedy.com. Go see us on tour. You know where we're going to be. It's all listed right there. Subscribe to the newsletter and our books on there, liberal redneck manifesto, Dragon Dixie Out of the Dark, and our album, well-read, live from Lexington. We're going to be all over the place, Little Rock, Arkansas, all throughout Texas.

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We talk about Area 51 and Aliens, and it gets wild as shit. Sincerely, this was maybe the most fun episode. And aside from the people saying that it sounded weird in their truck, the reviews have already been, as they say, rave. It is a fucking hilarious episode. And I hope if you're driving around an old truck, this one sounds better. So anyways, here's Deliverance by Skinny Pumpkin and Okra Boy. Love y'all and ski. You're won't for deliverance into with skinny and now spread them and swear like a pick

where we drilling your folks spit, roast it and grill, smoke, chill, toast it and poach, no beers on the table. We use that to store pills off of go get a coaster. Why don't you bro? It's Oprah and skinny game with a special delivery from Georgia and Tennessee The open the innerity We bet Crete water rise in time for revival No need for Bibles

We the Diadesia people leave Jesus after this we're gonna save your soul Come up front honey let brother Okra baptize By the power vested in me by the mother this land And the weed that's inside me and the gun in my hand I hear about baptize thee where the son of like kept in shoe boxes there's just tacos one day hope to be nacho throw her a fade to be a drinker skinny I mean look at me I'm lean and he

be trying to bill a gene be bad to show enough don't lean a ho I'm sure he'll shivery anyone can anyone that stone us a gentleman give us a call give us your daughters give us the bone of daughters us shout to all the out loud and anyone else with the bottles still be free you Yeah, boys, quit that, quit. Dear Lord, please blessed up. Never won. Badd over.

We ain't got no shoes. Delbert had shoes, he quit smoking that mess. Just let me find out when y'all somebody's put a miracle with him. I'm going to whoop somebody's ass. We went to. Yeah, Asheville Music Hall, which is the place we always go to when we're in Asheville. Never not empty as hell. Yeah, as I say, it's the first time we've ever been.

in there and it's Saturday night too we've been there multiple times and every other time it's been like packed to the gills in there and there's always like either a band or a DJ or whatever playing music and there was last night too but last night it was yeah it was a ghost town for whatever reason usually it's like a band that's

rad yeah yeah no it the place hits and I'm not I'm never upset when a place isn't packed no I had a good time I was fine with that but I was surprised by it though no I had a blast it we went downstairs and Andy gutter at and there was a dude there that I kind of knew from Knoxville

who I used to play basketball with at the Y. He was in town for a wedding and he was drunk. And you ever just like, you know, you're, hey! And then you're like, I wish I wouldn't have done this. Yeah. Every time I go, hey, every time. He would not have noticed me. And then he was like, hey!

And he was like feeling the same thing. We play ball together. There's nothing for us to talk about it. Yeah, I have like pretty unspoken agreements with several people that we, like, we don't hate each other at all, but if we see each other at a grocery store, it's very much just like, you know, like, there's, what can we do here?

Well, there was, like, and I know you and some DJs here, you and DJ never worked in, like, an office building, but I'm sure you, like, I don't know how you always felt about that, but that's one of the main things to me about working in an office building is that, like, you're constantly passing people in the hall

all the time that, like, you know all these, some of them, like, on a pretty, personal level, but you don't, for the most part, like, interact with him really. No. Because you can't, because you'd be doing that all the time. But it still makes it kind of sort of weird, or at least it's weird for me, because I'm, like, awkward in that way. But I don't like, walking past people, and it's just like, you just sort of nod. Yeah, I nod, do the up nod. How come only, for the most part, black people do the up nod and we do the down nod. There's a bit on that. I don't remember what it, as soon as you said the nod, I started

There's a podcast called The Nod that's about black culture. So, like, you know, it's recognized that that's a thing. Yeah. It was somebody saying that something like, like, either we're, is this about to go down or fucking, are we cool or like something like that? Yeah, yeah. Let me see. If you got a nod back or like, are you, like, what's. And the down nod is of, is that kind of like that very awkward white person face?

Like, you know. I was about to bring up a white person face. But y'all talked about it and now I find myself. I feel like you probably did it. And now you were realizing. Because that's what happened with me. No, it's with me too. I never knew it was a thing until I saw like the gift for me.

Yeah. And I do it so much. The white person face, which this is a shitty podcast topic because you can't. But just imagine a white person. Yeah. Well, just acknowledging you. Put up that picture of Bryce. Yeah, Bryce.

Yeah. Producer Bryce, rest in peace. He, uh, his face just always is the standard white person face. Even when he got caught on fire and died in that horrible flame, he was still, he went down making the white person face. Yeah. As soon as he saw everything was catching on fire, he was just like, it's like a half-smart kind of like an awkward smart nod thing. It's like a what do with my hand?

It's the face of, well, here we are. Yeah, it is. Well, here we are. But like, anyway, I had never once even thought about, like, doing that until I saw that gift making fun of it. And immediately I was like, holy shit, I do that all the time. I make that face when it's like, you know, like, but like, you guys were. talking about when you see a stranger and you kind of go yeah it's an elevator it's an elevator face like hugely when the elevator opened you're just like really don't think i did that but the reason

i think i think i started doing after y'all brought it up is because what i think i did is people go like that and i just go just stare at what what what is something mediocre right now what is happening is that what my face makes you do yeah i can say that i'm insane hello dj i was it i day j i i big week Big week for you. Aliens, let's get into it. You know about this area 51 thing, right? Are you going? You're going to catch a ride out there?

I do. No, I'll get on there. Let them babies out of them cages. That's what I, you know what I'm saying? That's where I'm at with it. Like, that's some bullshit. I already know what's going on in Area 51. I don't need to storm it.

What's going on there? Fucking just a lot of motherfuckers doing science. You know what I mean? That's some motherfuckers doing science. I mean, they got to take. Now, we know where they've got to. technology from all this shit. So they're experimenting.

If we went and stormed on what we do. There they are. Really? Like you don't already know? I've seen a lot of people say, and I feel like this makes sense. They're not saying it like they know. It's like a theory, but I feel like it checks out that from the government's perspective, once Area 51 became a thing that everybody knew about, you figure like they'd move all that shit

to some other place. And they want Area 51 to be a. black sight in the public's imagination because that's like a good diversion from the real places that absolutely absolutely man the whole thing when you're uh uh jacky gleason right uh when when uh when uh like honeymooners jacky gleason yeah okay president nixon he and he swore this happened yeah yeah president nixon took him in miami to these underground bunkers and you can look this shit up man it sounds like an old scooby-doo. it does it sounds like one of those all yeah it does like you can have like jacky glason and

and richard nixon like looking in on the like uh but but it's it's true i am not a crook nor an alien right he said he said it because they used there were great golfing buddies and stuff so one day uh jackie gleason says that uh you know richard nixon took him out to these bunkers so look at all this alien stuff bob lazar uh has said for years and explained he said he's never seen an alien but he's talked about the alien technology. I mean, it's out there. Well, that, hold on. The Bob Lazar thing is actually kind of what started all this, sort of.

The Bob Lazar's. That does, yeah. The whole Storm Area 51 thing is kind of a result of a Bob Lazar documentary coming out on Netflix and him doing Joe Rogan's podcast to promote said documentary. And so he kind of got in the public eye. And that's sort of when this Area 51 thing that came up out of nowhere. Have y'all watched that documentary? I have.

I haven't. Before we get a documentary, explain to everyone listening right now. You asked DJ, are you in? You just kind of teased it, but I'm not fully aware. There's like what? An internet petition? There's a plan to march? What is it?

It's like an internet event like where people can sign up to go to this event. And at this point, there's like 800,000 people saying they're going to go. So they'll be 35. But the event is. we're all going to show up and we're just storming. We're going into Area 51. They can't stop us all. And we're not doing that with babies in case.

That's exactly right. That's what I've been saying the whole time. It makes me, I have not signed it. I have not signed. But, y'all, I mean, I, of course, agree with y'all about that, but you just have to realize who the people are that are signing up on this thing. Oh, I know.

You know what I mean? This is so much more in their wheelhouse. People who are really into UFOs, I don't think anybody who really, who is into it and has like, I'm way into it. Like, way into it. And so, like, I mean, like you said, like, I think people who are like for real legit about it are just kind of looking at like, all right, that's cute. Well, forgive me if I'm stupid. We finally found some DJ's pretentious about. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, my God. UFO shit. These motherfuckers don't know shit about UFO. You wait until this documentary. We've known this shit since the 80s. Now, because Netflix come out with it. I'm a UFO hipster.

Well, goddamn, I'm telling you. I was believing in the light beam before the light beams were cool with liquid nitrogen. I also have always been very into UFO shit, reading up on it. But Corey, you're wanting to say something. I'm just saying with these people who, like, the people that are wanting to march on it, they believe there's alien technology and shit there. And, but they, like, if you believe all that and you believe that's where it is, then like, yeah, I bet they could stop all y'all motherfuckers.

You know what I'm saying? A lot of people are saying that, too. It's like, uh, they can totally stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And by the way, that's like whole, it's cute and everything. But like, dude, let's talk about like, that's great. It's just more of that whole passive. Yeah, we're all going to do something.

No, you're fucking not. No, they're not. It's the same thing with like any kind of other. It's like, it's so, it's just, ugh. It's gross. It's gross. But I do hope at least some people show up and I want to see the footage of it. Oh, yeah.

He's neck bear's getting, you know, 13 feet and then getting a rubber-bullet in the back. Just getting drug off. Like, that'll be, you know, hilarious. But, yeah, there's definitely, like, lasers and stuff that they've developed. You guys are just going to get disintegrated as you pass a certain life. And no one will give a fuck. Yeah, yeah. No one will give a fuck.

Okay, you can storm Area 51, but, like, how in the fuck are you going to get into those, like, where they're supposed to add to the actual bunkers and shit. Yeah, dude. But what you're going to do when you get there? Right. There it is. We're going to use our cell phones to take these pictures. Well, what do you think your cell phone came from?

Space. You know what I'm saying? So you already got alien technology right now. Shut the fuck. I don't think they're going to do this because they know they have advanced warning because, Drew, the event is set for September 20th. So it's not even supposed to happen for months. Oh, good.

Tell them when you're coming. Well, that's what I'm going to say. Dale just told me that Chuck Norris and Keanu Reeves are going. So, I mean, if Chuck Norris is on your team. I've seen that before. Keanu Roots. Right, but with a militia? Cooler than Chuck Norris.

But, like, so anyway. I'm just saying Chuck Norris could probably beat his way into a cave. I don't think they're going to do this because the government has time to, like, prepare for this stupid bullshit that they'll have no problem squashing. But if they didn't, Area 51 is one of those places that, like, it's posted everywhere and everything. Like, if they can just shoot you. Yes. If you come, because, like, I think I've told this on here before, but, like, it was a big story. at the time it was years ago and everybody forgot about it

but when I worked in Oak Ridge at the DOE site this nun this old like you know you can't hug your children with nuclear arms style none like anti-nuke protester her and two of her

acolytes or whatever broke into Y-12 in Oak Ridge which is a nuclear weapons complex very high level of security it's also one of those places like Area 51 where they're authorized They're like, anyway, they broke in, got all the way to the facility and started painting blood all over it, like anti-nuke messages on blood. It was a protest thing.

But it was a big deal that they got there. Like, if they got all the way to the facility, the company, the security company that was in charge of that, Wacken Hut, it was called, they lost their contract. And this is a multi-billion dollar contract that they lost because of that. And the actual, a lot of shitload of people got fired. including the actual guards who finally apprehended them, and the reason the guards got fired is because they did not shoot them when they saw it. Because they just apprehended them and put them in the vehicle, and they got fired because their protocol was to shoot the nuns.

She was like an 87-year-old lady, but the protocol was they were supposed to shoot them on side. Well, don't think an 87-year-old woman ain't going to have some kind of dangerous. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, every time I see them on, me, my mom. He's like, there's a knife sentence. I'm just saying my point is, like, they don't fuck around with those facilities like that. You know what I mean?

Right, yeah, yeah. But I think because they have all this time to plan, they know it would not be a great look to just slaughter a bunch of neckbeard. She is. Right, right, right, right. But if they had just done it out of nowhere, I believe they'd have slaughtered a bunch of neck bears. Oh, I guarantee it. I guarantee it. I mean, they kind of would have had to.

Like, what the fuck are they there to do? But maybe, and there has been, like, an extreme. spike in this type of where the Air Force and the military has come out and said listen, yeah, they're UFOs. We're not saying they're from alien crafts or whatever.

We've had a bunch of UFO side. And there's a bunch of stuff on the internet you can find where there's like planes. Tracking. Yeah, tracking. Objects in the air. Yeah, yeah. That shit is wow. It's wild. Okay, so, but

back to Lazare, though, DJ. that documentary that I can say. Bob Lazar. Alien race. Bob Lazar. From your name is. Bob Lazar. Okay, like I said, I've also been into UFO shit, as long as I can remember.

Right. Since I was a fat dork kid, I'm still a fat dork child. As a fat dork child. Check yourself. I've been very into that shit. I'm not immediately dismissive of alien stuff. Like, I'm open to believing in it. Right.

Absolutely. Well, I, keeping that in mind, I watched that Bob Lazar documentary. Uh-huh. And I tap. out on it about 75% of the way through because I was like, this, this is bullshit. Really? This dude is full of shit. Okay.

He's a lunatic who is talking out of his, I just didn't buy it. I didn't buy it at all. And again, and I'm predisposed. I turned it on because I was like, ooh, we're about to get some truth. But I thought it was really great how he explained how they were, how, you know, it was moving ground and that the interdimensional, like how they were actually. moving through gravity and like there was this like I thought he explained like space travel very well I thought like that made sense well that's the thing with him is he's one of those in my opinion he's one

those particular types of crazy that's like he's very very uh otherwise articulate and like intelligent and he he does not at all seem like a crazy person you doesn't present as insane other than the the things that he's saying to most people are crazy but like you He doesn't seem crazy while saying them, which I think helps to say. You should start a religion. All I know is, and I was high as hell. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm saying to me, that makes it even more egregious, maybe.

It depends on what type of high you are. Right. But either way, I got about three-fourths of the way through it, and I was just like, dude, this is horseshit. Well, the thing about it is, though, I think it's so minuscule to me what he's talking about. I think he made some good points, and it's like, in the grand scheme of thing, I think what he's saying is he was working for this thing

he got scared for people he knows that there's some technology and that the government has been hiding I mean that's his basic this basic I believe all that is probably true of course it is

without him even saying right exactly I just assume that that's all true so so the thing with me was it was like it was no big fucking deal what he was saying was no it was like Yeah, that's neat.

You know what I'm saying? That's 101 alien shit. Yeah, he said a couple of cool things about space travel. For the most part, he's a fucking loser and he's not a true blue alien lover like that. Well, no, no, let's see what I believe. Here we go. I don't even really want to get too far into it. Everybody Paul's a podcast.

I'll make a drink come back. I'd like to cannonball right in the center of this motherfucker. I would, I would, I think that we are. I believe, I definitely believe in reptilian. I think it goes back to, all the way back to like Samaria. It's crazy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Don't cut yourself off. Hold on. The lizard people. Yeah. Oh, you. You're saying they are aliens. Are you believing in both aliens and the lizard people? Are you saying they're one of the same?

There's different types of lizard people in like rays and different types of transomint interdimensional beings. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I'm with it. And I totally believe that, like, what is going on here on Earth is, like, it's an experiment. You know what I'm saying? We are an experiment created by these. But, like, what we were, first supposed to be, oh, man, this is just going to sound.

No, no, no. No. Oh, yeah. God damn. Before I get into this, I think it's my best. No, I mean, like, I know that's why I don't talk about a whole bunch. You know what I'm saying? I don't really put it out there.

But yeah, man, I definitely believe, like, most of, like, the whole, you know, the government, I think there's a bunch of, like, for real reptilian lizard people who, you know. Okay. Go further for people who don't exactly know what you mean. For people who are literally for the Arunaki, they're called the Arunaki, all right? Just look it up. The Al-Anunaki? Anunaki.

Yeah, just look it up, right? That just means lizard person in another language. Japanese. So, here's kind of how I feel about the lizard people. By the way, I'm on your team. Because I reference, I reference lizard people all the time. I sort of feel like, basically, exactly. Basically, to me, they 100% objectively exist.

It's just whether they're literal lizards or not is kind of immaterial, in my opinion. Well, they're just such sociopaths that they become cold blood. Right, exactly. So lizard is a good metaphor. They might as well be literal lizard people. And if they actually are, like, what fucking difference does it? Well, you're right. You're right.

You're right. You're right. You're right. They still want to put babies in cases. I retract that statement. It would make a difference. That'd be like one gorilla in a zoo saying to the other and being like, it won't matter if we're in a zoo. But you know what I mean, though.

They're shape-shifter. The results the same either way. Right, yeah. I totally believe that they're actually lizardly individuals that, you know, that have been here. But also, God, lizardly individuals. They're very lizardly. Well, because I also believe that there's dog people and cats. I do.

I do. I absolutely do. Gorilla people, plant people. You know what I'm saying? No. that all these things are I know some plant people in California. And some, it represented in a...

So, if this makes you feel better, let me tell you something, I definitely believe that I think is kind of, I guess, weird. The pyramids and all that bullshit. I'm not, that was aliens. I'm not done with what you mean by, what is a cat person? Yeah, no, that, I want to know the further lower of that. Where do the dog people and the cat people not?

Where do they fit into the story? The story. of this. I have no idea. Maybe they don't even give a damn about Earth. You know what I'm saying? But I just got like... The cat people don't sure don't.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They might have it one time and they got to fuck home. You know what I'm saying? Because there's a lot of... But I feel like, because I believe that there are other dimensions. I believe that there are other and that... You know, that's another thing they're doing in Oak Ridge?

I did. There's a scientist in Oak Ridge literally trying to open a portal to another dimension. In the, in the first thing... Oak Ridge is a wild fucking place, yeah, yeah. I need to storm out. that, you know, they won't shoot you there. Yeah. If you an old lady.

No, they will now. Yeah. They wouldn't end. They will now. They'd shoot DJ if he just looked at the film. Oh, yeah. Oh, shit, one of them got out. Yeah.

Yeah. I'd be like, let me back in. I've been out here for hours. This is all like his son. Sounds different here. This is weird. Yeah. So wait.

Okay. There's cat people in other dimensions. Are there cat people here? I don't know that. I know lizard people are more, they're more of like trying to control and like. Does this have anything to do with DMT? Well, it's very funny you should ask. Well, there's a reason.

There's a specific reason I ask. Right, because what it mainly affects is your perennial gland, which is the closest gland that we have in our brains to lizard, to, you know, cold-blooded, reptilian. It's left over from when we were cold-blood. It's bestitial. Exactly, exactly. I don't know what that word means, but sure.

It means what you just said. So, the reason I asked that, I mean, this is even like Sturgle-Symphon's song, Turtol-Lad-Out-Reptile aliens made a lot, cuts you open, pull out all your pain. There's a lot of people, like, more than one example of people smoking DMT and meeting reptile creatures who talk to them.

Sometimes they say nice things, and then there's like some gnarly examples of them like fucking with them hardcore like you know probing their assholes and stuff yeah they'd be doing that that'd be what i'd get guarantee you that yeah i've never done dm t and the reason is like it ain't gonna go the fairy tale way it's gonna be me getting butt-fucked by a sword or something same well not a sword completely same and that's why i haven't done it and if you really want to be fucking terrified there's a theory out there now that that's what the afterlife is yeah i heard that is the dmte It releases in your brain when you die, right? Yes. Every bit that you have. And you get a little bit every night that helps you drink.

So if it pumps all of it's their brain. But that's just the plane. See, everything is... Hold on. We'll get your theory in a minute, but I want to finish scaring Corey. Okay. So the idea is, because I can't live with this by myself. So the idea is...

No, I've heard this. You get pumped full of it. Yeah. And then you have essentially a dream right before you die that last 10 seconds. but it feels to you like it last for a fucking eternity. Right. And what if that dream's going?

Yeah. So that's hell. What if it's a nightmare? That's a little bit comforted. Like that's better to me than literal hell. But how would you know for sure? Not to me because how bad I freak out just on weed? Well,

I mean, because if this is all a mental thing, I don't think you'd actually be able to feel hellfire. Now that's 100. But you could be scared and miserable. I live scared. That wouldn't hit. For me, that's going to be a very much a,

I have no mouth and I'm a scrimmed. situation like it's going to be fucking torturous but it could hit maybe we just you all smoke DMT but then after that it's over

and then it will end it might feel like 800 years but then it'll end Jesus son fuck that don't hit eternity is the worst

thing I've ever heard of it's that they told me at a very young age and I told them to go fuck themselves yeah I hear they were like don't you want and I was like nope

and they're like but heaven I go fuck you nothing nothing good no bad we get to live forever so who wants do that.

Y'all are stupid. Yeah. Yeah. AJ, planes. Plains. And I'm assuming not like the winged variety. You said that's just a different plane. You started talking about planes.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Again, of existence, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You said, that's just a different plane. Yeah, consciousness is existence. Probably what we perceive is definitely what is real. Sure. So, like, but everything's cyclical.

It's like, you know, we're evolving, you know, you know, consciousness moving in and out of. different phases and planes and this is like everything else in the entire universe. I mean, you look around, you know what I mean? There's a plant, it's seasons, you know, etc, etc. So this was life depth, that's not in the same part because I totally believe in reincarnation.

Oh, no, I do too. So, so, like, that all goes back into that. So you're not going to be staying in that one state. You know what I'm saying? No, it's going to feel like it is what I'm afraid of. God damn, I mean, goddamn, you know. How long has it felt like you've been alive right now? I know.

It don't hit. Too long? If you do DMT and it seems like it's a long time, but also there's just a point where you can just open your eyes and end it. You know what I mean? Yeah, you're kind of aware? Not always. How much are you aware?

I'm just wondering if like because we've had this conversation, if when that happens, some part of my brain can go, oh, this is just the DMT mess right before you die. Let's go ride a unicorn or whatever, you know? Right. Is it like lucid dreaming where you can like kind of control the narrative? Well, that would be right. It really, really scare you really back at it.

It does feel like you're dying. It feels like you're dying. Oh, that's fun. That's fucking terrifying. That girl, I don't want to miss her name. Your friend that talked to us about the DMT, she was talking about how she felt like she died when she did it, and she was scared, but now she feels so much calmer about death.

And that's how it is. Death, though, never has been, you know. It's the idea of not getting to. Death, I'm fine with death. I don't dying because I don't know how that's going to be, like, painful, abrupt, drunk, drugs. drown, like, something like that. But like the whole thought of like, hey, like snap your fingers and then you don't exist anymore.

Nothing is more comforting to me. I just know I'm not going to get that goddamn lucky. For me, I still haven't let go of the notion that there is something else. And so what scares me is that I'm going to wake up afterwards. Like snap my fingers, it's over and then I pop right back up. And then. Yeah. Yeah.

And now all of a sudden you're 10 and they've restarted you at your last checkpoint or something. And you've got to fucking do this shit again. But you won't do it. It's like in the body that you've got right now in your own consciousness. Thank God. The whole reincarnation thing, like, how literal do you mean it? But also, like, like you just said,

even when that does happen, you're not going to have any, any semblance of awareness of it having happened. Absolutely. Well, so you're, for all intents and purposes, you're dead. You will have died.

Yes, certainly. Even if, like, reincarnation is a thing in your soul or whatever is transported, it's something else. If you're not aware of it, which I'm pretty sure is a universal tenet of reincarnation, is that you're not aware of it.

Because you couldn't mirror people be walking around and talking about it really all the time. Exactly. So you died. Like who you were is dead. No matter what kind of, you know, fatal you are now or whatever.

It depends on like what you think you are essentially. Because I feel like essentially that there is a spirit or soul. You know what I'm saying? And right now we're just like. Is it separate than mine? No.

Not, no, no, no, no. But, but, like, but your consciousness is. I know that. So, so, so you're, and, you're, and, I've said it, you know, ethereal mass of consciousness being hurtled to the finite conditions of time and space, you know what I'm saying? In all this. Is that an Alan Watt's quote? That old show. No, that's the DJ Lewis original.

Okay. DJ. Huh. I've talked about this once for a long time ago, but there's an added element to it now, and you weren't here for it. So, consciousness, right? Yeah. All right. Imagine that teleport.

now exist. And it's like universal. There's basically no cars or playing through anything anymore. We teleport everywhere. And you have booked shows in London, England. And so you go to the teleportation depot at Chattanooga every morning and teleport to London to go do your shows and then, or not every morning, every night, teleport to your shows and come back.

Or work. Can I get a job there? This is a job. Oh, yeah. It would a show. Anything. That's a job. But, yeah.

They got grocery stores over here. You were working in a produce section in a, yeah, yeah, yeah. In the Gloucestershire or whatever, that's fine. DJ's dream. I want to sell fucking apples and London and come home to Chickamauga, baby. Cool to own like a little shop or something, like a little. This is taking the turn. I know.

I know. I'm not. Fuck performing and doing a small business sound. Fuck performing and doing shows. You know what would be cool? Did I be a cobbler? Okay. So, anyway, the way it works.

I'm with you. Like. a lot of one of the most popular ideas for how teleportation would theoretically work is like you step in this machine you are

disassembled down to the molecular level and like your atoms and all that and then on the other end you are reassembled into this new place right but so let's say you go into you go in there one night to go do your show

and the laser goes all the way up your body and it don't work. You're just, you're still standing there and nothing happens. And you're like, well, this don't hit. So you go out to the lady at the desk and you're like, hey, teleporter's busted.

I need a refund or whatever. And she says, well, actually, sir, according to this, you know, you came out the other side just fine. And she shows you like the security camera from the London office

and it shows you. Yeah. beaming in and just walking off and going to the comedy club or the you know so it literally or the haberdasher or whatever yeah yeah yeah yeah what a great word and you're still stand but you are still standing there and chattanooga and she's like no you got to report back in there for you know disassembly yeah because the process worked the version of you that came out the other end is going to 100% think and believe that it is you because it's going to have every memory you've ever had of everything up until the moment it stepped in.

Well, I have my memories, but will I have my, like, and I do believe in, like, a spiritual, like, weird can, like, okay, can it disassemble that? What makes that? And so, like, so, like, there's even people who've said, like, because you have to think about, like I said, from that thing, from that version of you's perspective, anybody that questions this could be like, no, I was DJ Lewis. I was born and, you know, I'm the real one. What, yeah, for, yeah, he's going to 100% believe that, but you're going to Bruce Willis 90's movie. You're going to be sitting there saying,

actually it's the prestige. Oh, right, it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a major plot point in that movie. Yeah,

that's true. But anyway, taking it further, though, like the whole consciousness, what makes you who you are, whatever, like,

some people have asked, like, when you get, like, put under anesthesia or something like that. Like, what if you're,

like, consciousness is, like, obliterated, basically? When you're, like, Bender?

Yeah. Because, like, have you ever, have you been under anesthesia? Yeah. I have. Yeah. It don't hit for me. It's insane. It's like time to, it's like you, it's like you disappear.

Yeah. And then just come back. It hit for me. And even it, but I would have, I, I just had surgery not long ago. I have no way of, like, knowing. This is like a thought experiment. I don't believe that this happened. But I'm saying, like, I really have no way of knowing that you're still you?

That I'm still you? Yeah. I know exactly what you made. The guy that laid down on that table and got put under, that guy didn't just vanish completely and never woke up. And then this now, this copy of me woke up. And I remember everything, you know, because I would. Yeah.

But what copied you? Do you find anything missing? All the time. Well to live. So many things. You mean besides just the regular? Is anything new missing? No, I don't think so.

It feels like it'd be weird. It'd be weird to be excited. How weird do you feel when you wake up, though, from surgery? And by the way, I try to fight everybody, which means I'm still the same guy. He's fine, everyone. Yeah, don't worry. He punched a nurse. He's okay.

He's flung a bedpan and an old woman. I wake up confused and impight or flight. And I have no memory. They tell me these stories. I'm just awful to people. I jerk shit out of my arm. You're like, you can't leave. I'm like, you fucking watch me right now.

My mom tried to comment. down I tell her to shut up. I'm a horrible person. So, no, I feel like it's the same. I'm going to isolate that track and put it on loop. I guarantee that. Last time I went under, as for surgery on my hand, and I remember, I remember when I was coming to you, I was just sitting like this, and I was telling everybody about Indiana

Jones. Which one? I was dissected all the Indiana Jones, and I remember going like, am I talking about Indiana Jones and they were like yep and it's the and it's the most normal conversation we have ever had with you i came to eating a hamburger and i remember coming too because i was happy to do it and i said well i said where does hamburger come from and my mom looked at me kind of sideways like what and she was like you demanded that they bring you a hamburger and i burnt what and i they said she goes they told you you can't have anything to eat because you have to do another

surgery and you told them you weren't doing shit and I quote unquote until they brought you a goddamn hamburger and they told you what a nightmare and they told how to do your goddamn job you know what

it will probably kill him let's get my hamburger listen listen so I'm like what and she's like yeah and they told you that you didn't need a hamburger that you'd get sick and I puked as she was saying and then

And I'm in ICU that night, and they had put, like, this real gnarly, I had a blood clot. That's the insane clown unit for anybody. Yeah, I was an insane cat unit. 10%. And I had a real bodily blood thinner in my blood. That's why I had to be in ICU because they were trying to get rid of all the clots. I pissed black. And they had told me I would piss back.

That hamburger came straight out your dick, because. They had told me I would piss. My kidneys were bleeding. They had told me that would happen. But I forgot. thought. So I'm like, what the fuck? And my mom was in there, and they hadn't told her.

Well, my mom starts crying. Like, tears are coming down her face. I think now, I think I'm dying. Like, are we getting Andy on the phone? I'm hitting the button. This nurse comes in there. She turns every light on. It's like three in the morning.

I'm very out of it. She turns every light on. It's super bright. You know how hospitals are. And just opens with, oh, do you need a little attention? Oh, my God. Yeah, I'm a peed black. Oh, did you pee?

A little black, it's got you worried. I got a baby next door is hanging on for her poor little dear life. But I guess I could come help you. I heard how mean you were to my friends. If you fuck with me, I'm going to kill you. I have the drugs to do it. Hell yeah. I just started dying laughing, and I loved it because almost immediately.

Was she black or a redneck? Redneck. Okay. It would remind me. It could have gone either way. Remind me my aunt Barb, who's a nurse. It's who it reminded me of. And it made me feel better.

immediately, even before I realized what was happening, because no one talked to you that way if you're dying. Right. Like as soon as she started being-in- Nobody talks to most people that way if you're dying. Oh, I'm fun. You're right. Yeah. I'm going to be a high. Yeah, for sure.

DJ. What about that consciousness shift, though? Hell you. I'm with it. Hell yeah. I like it. I want to make some. Would you?

I'm going to be some. Would you teleport if you knew that the, that it would be like a clone version of you? I wouldn't tell you. I wouldn't tell a. No, dude, ever since that first became a thing that I had even thought about, had that presented to me. From that moment, I was like, I'm never teleporting. Right. Yeah, no, yeah.

What a rule? Okay. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. So not in the, because, like, there's the alternate situation where you're, the thing shows up on the other side, but you didn't just stay there. Like, you actually went through, and then it shows up, but it's still not you. Well, that's supposed to be sort of the point of the thing is that it's never been you. Right.

Every single time you've ever done it, you die. And that's fine. That's fine. What I'm suggesting is, isn't that kind of, if that truly happens, like, the you that is you, zaps, and then this other thing goes on believing it's you, that's literally the perfect suicide. Because you get to die, but your family doesn't have to be devoid of you. You know what I mean? But then they get this maybe shittier version of you that's all, like on this, that has no. you hear my story?

The next version will be way better, DJ. Can't not be. It's, yeah, but the assumption I feel like is that no one's going to know.

I know that. You get to die, though. Yeah, but you're not making that choice. You're not making the choice. You think you're just going to Paris for a day or whatever,

and you commit suicide. Well, then accidentally it would hit real hard. Yeah, I don't. If we got the technology, to make portal machines. Why don't we just make...

Now, portals is different. Portals are different. Everybody knows us. Well, it... We ain't asked them about... Yeah, we have. Yeah, because he wasn't on it, but me and you got into it. If we could make teleportation devices...

If we've got... If we've got technology to make, like, a teleportation device, why don't we just make something like a cannon and it'll just shoot you where the fuck you need to go? What's going to catch you? Those, like, tubes at the ride-day? Yeah. Yeah.

I want you to bank check me to fucking love it. Go down the tube station. Yo, there's a restaurant out in Seattle. There's a, there's this, there's this burrito place. That's in Futurama. Man, you get stuck halfway to Djibouti because there's just bullshit and fucked up. I don't remember where it was, but I was reading about it. There's a burrito.

You got to get our guy in here. There's a burrito place that opened up and they bought an old bank. That's where the burrito place is. And when you go through the drive-thru, they will fucking shoot a barrio. A burrito down. Yeah. A burrito? And it comes out to ATM.

I'm trying to think of the amount of money I wouldn't pay for that burrito. I may, dude. They could charge $22 for a regular as burrito. And I'll be like, yeah, I got to have it. That's why I was thinking about. Like, if you ever see a bank closing down, like, how much for me to get one of them, just buy the whole tube situation, put it at my house. You know what I'm saying?

Yes. Everything. Dude, yeah. You please believe everything. Polaroids of his dick. That's what I say. Yeah. God damn.

And Amber's in the living room. Foon. immediately did you get it yeah I fucking got it they're it

that they're that yeah oh my god oh my god but no but I

again okay we're talking about how portals are different like in what way I just you're just walk through

yeah yeah yeah you don't you're not being disassembled the fabric of space time is what's disassembled and then

you just walk through That's what's up. That's what's up. Yeah, that's what I'm going to. I fuck a portals all day. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, we've been over that.

Yeah, there's no need to go back in to it. Didn't you come back on that, though? Didn't you decide that you indeed would fuck your own butt if you could? Uh-uh. With a portal, I thought you said. It was the future version of yourself. You were like absolutely no way. Oh, I admitted.

I would definitely try that with a portal. Because that's different. I didn't think I'd like it. That is different. Yeah, it's super different. You'd half like it. You'd half like it. You'd half like it for sure.

I'd have no qualms against it. I don't think I'd enjoy that because I can't. I've tried, buddy, I've tried. The whole like, it feels super good if you get them to massage your prostate or whatever. I want to feel that orgasm. I can't stand it. As soon as anything gets, I got, I got, I got problems, bro. I got butt problems.

Yeah. You guys know about them. How's your butt? Good. Speaking of butts, I got something to show y'all. Okay. Oh, oh, shit. Oh, right.

Damn, I don't forgot about this. Should this be set up at all first? Yeah, set it up. Yeah, well, I need to remind people what has happened. So DJ has a nonprofit that he started and works with called y'all. Well, yes. He was trying to raise money for it back in the day. No, that was for the Haven where it's at.

No, that was for the Children's Defense Fund. Okay, children's defense fund. I was just like seeing it, was raising money and doing stuff. And I said if we raise, what was it, $5,000, $2,000? Something like that. I don't actually remember. I'll get a tattoo of okra on my, did I say my ass or my body? You said your ass.

You said your ass. Okay. And I was always planning on doing it, but I wanted to do it with DJ. And the first chance we got was the last time we were in North Carolina, but then we didn't have a chance. We were like literally waking up at noon, driving three hours, doing a podcast, doing a show, blah, blah, blah. But of course, you know, our fans on Twitter didn't believe that. They thought I was trying to back out. Yeah, you caught a lot of shit.

Oh, not just your fans on Twitter, me too, for the record. I was never not planning on doing it. Y'all didn't think I was going to do it? I mean, after a while it got to a point where I was like, I bet he thinks we're going to forget about that. Because I pulled that shit, by the way. That's not a knock on you. Like, I get it. Like, getting a tattoo on your butt's a fucking big commitment.

And if nobody remembers, fucking. I hear you, but you also know how I am. We're like, you know what I mean? Like, if I say I'm going to do something, you know what I mean? Well, I mean, I have a tattoo on my butt literally because of if I say I'm going to do something and I'll do it. But like, it's still. Also it was tities. It was titties.

Which we've decided. It's kind of like I got my butt tattoo for charity. You got yours for titties. That's similar. Yeah, because her name was charity. There it is. Yeah. Anyways, go ahead, Drew.

Well, I mean, I was always planning on doing it. But then about four people on Twitter, to me just got so fucking annoying. Which, by the way, 50% of our fan base. So that's a lot of more people in that. Well, then I realized, I told them I'd get a tattoo of ochre on my ass if they paid money. I did not say they could see it. so that's what I've been telling them lately is they're going to do it but y'all can't see it

so I think what I'm going to do is I'm about to show y'all this tattoo of okra and you can tell people whether or not it's cool and we're seeing and then y'all got to give DJ more money that's how I've decided and you can give it to the children's defense fund or whatever the fuck you want to or give it to whoever's like fighting ice right now we got a couple of gay fans

let's figure out somebody who's doing something wonderful because we got a couple of gay fans who will write that check just betwixt themselves if it's to see your ass. Back, I want to shout him out. Back when I said... Wait, hold on. Go ahead.

Is that what you just said? What? You'll send... You'll let anybody say it that will donate money to something? Yeah. Okay. I thought you meant just me and...

You're like, I'm going to show y'all, but you got to give money to charities. No, fuck that. Whatever. I'll pull your britches off right now, boy. So you're saying anybody that wants to see it can donate to a charity. This is literally how porn stars work on Snapchat. You'll deal them a picture of your...

ass. Yeah, give it to play. I mean, I didn't realize I was saying that. I guess that is what I'm saying. No, what I was thinking is that we would find a charity, set a goal. When we hit the goal, I'll just release the pitcher. That's good, mate. Doesn't that feel less dirty?

Yeah, but spread my butt hole up? $20,000. How much for you to spread? Actually, my student loan is $68,000. That's what I've gotten it down to at this point. I would spread my butthole right now for that much money. I bet you could. I heard that.

Well, anyway. You have to sit there with it like that for a minute, but when I first said anything about this, a fan who's a fan of the podcast, Louis or Lou Campo, who works at traditional tattoo in Slow and San Luis Obisco. I hope I said that right, just north of L.A. Bispo, right? Bispo. He does great work, their traditional tattoos, so hit him up. I wanted to shout him out, and I really appreciate it. Back then he was like, I'll put ochre on you for free.

Well, I hit him up when I was going to do it before this trip and was like, look, I want two tattoos. And he's like, I'll do them both for free. And I was like, no, let me pay you. And he was like, no. Anyway, great guy. And I did make him take some money, but he does great work. You guys have seen this one. I got the Raven on my arm because I said, what if I did Bonaroo?

And now I'm about to show you what is actually my favorite tattoo. This one is one I've wanted forever and picked and designed myself and blah, blah, blah. This fucking thing I'm about to show in my ass is the raddest thing I've ever done in my life. life. Pull them down. Drum roll. Scrum roll. Oh, yeah, that's what's up, dude.

It's got boxing gloves on and little booties. It's a fighting up. Well, I don't know if you guys heard that, but my dad just walked over here to look at Drew's ass, which is wild enough as it is. And my dad thought that we were saying that he was going to get Oprah tattooed on his ass. And on it, I mean, that would have hit. So that is the fighting okra of Delta State University. and Delta State University is known as the statesman. That's their mascot.

In the 80s, late 80s, early 90s, the student body was like, that's a dumb fuck mascot. It's boring. It's not scary. Let's pick a new one. And someone drew a figure similar to that and sent it into the school newspaper and that won the contest. And now Delta State in Lower Mississippi, I think it's called Cleveland, Mississippi, is now the fight in Okra. So it tips for me in a lot of ways because, you know, he's fucking fighting. Fighting okra.

That's right. Yeah, no, that's a rad fucking tattoo. Well, he was showing his friend, he was like, look,

man, we don't care, we've seen it all, but like, I've been telling my friends about this one. Yeah, of course.

Ain't nobody I know ever done a fighting ochre. On my butt. Well, that helps. So we'll figure out the charity and I'll tell everybody this week,

and it'll make those people who annoy me even angrier so that helps because I'll make them pay more money. You, you do it, do it. Anything you tap and see.

I mean, that's where I'm for you. I have tell us more yeah while we're here tell us what you're doing right now I'll wait for them for the haven to move but man that's the whole thing and I don't necessarily know if Christians man they can't get anything right I'm gonna tell you they they will something so fast here we go they will man and uh there's a lot there's a lot of problems that I'm that I'm having with them especially being able to teach what I'm trying to teach still teaching them still still working with the kids but I want to I want to work deeper into the system. And kind of get away from, of course, the homeless community is a totally different thing. And I could work with them and them through the Haven at a transitional center and try to, like, figure out

how that's going to work. But with, like, the youth in the area and stuff like that, we're going to have to go a different direction and get away from the Haven right now. Not that it's a Christian, in a through the Christian uh uh

place there their church yeah they're a there are faith base yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't want to say anything bad I don't want to say anything bad

and I don't want to make a say like that but they have policies they have they have they have oh I'm sure they don't hit yeah it doesn't hit for what I and then when I have to

when I'm going into certain things and then I'm being I'm being corrected in weird ways that like well I'm not being corrected but like these Is it bureaucracy? Is that what it is?

There's some of that. There's some of the churches in the area don't want certain things going on there that's like, I feel like it needs to be done. Obviously they don't want anything said badly about the church or like what the church believes or things like that. I'm in there teaching these kids to hell Satan. Well, I mean, not necessarily hell Satan,

but I'm like, you know, you definitely need to, you know, you definitely need to, you know, that's good but like if somebody's teaching you to hate somebody else you don't need to listen to what that person's saying if they're telling you and they don't want that can you believe it can you believe it's come to this they want their rehab or their outreach programs to be an extension of the church which means all of the church's ideas and with the kids too and it's hard to say that because like they're breeding a lot of weird stuff that I don't really necessarily agree with yeah so and I'm not saying anything bad about them I'm saying we have two different You're saying your philosophy and their philosophy ain't going to job. Yeah, not with the youth, working with the youths in that area. With the homeless people. It's like being married to someone, but you have different ideas of how to raise the kid. That's exactly what it's like.

You got to split up, dog. Yeah, dog. So we're going to have to do that. But that's fine because there's 100,000 different places in different programs to get involved in that want to be involved and want to work together. And we've had so much success and so much support and so much like it's all, it's just, It's been so wonderful. So it's not like a... So anyways, I've been on a hiatus right now for a while,

and it's just finding different people to get involved in, finding another place and another activity and stuff like that. So, yep. Cool. Well, we was on portals and I thought... Joe was staring at me. Well, I thought there were some in my brain house in there. Like, did we type?

Doing all that, and I don't know how long. Just when DJ got finished, I just looked at Cho, and he was just staring holes through me. I hadn't spoken. Yeah, I hadn't spoken. spoken in minutes. That's why. Fucking you chime in.

How about that? That's what that was. And then he's, portals. I was just saying about fucking my, well, I didn't know if we tied up all the loose ends in space and consciousness

because DJ was on a goddamn roll they were talking about dog people, and then we got off on fucking ochre butt, which we needed to do and that was fine, but I wanted to make sure that we'd tied up all the portal loose ends because that was really good for me. What about the dog people and stuff?

Yeah, exactly. What about them? Well, if we have dogs here, there's a different parallel. If there's parallel universes and in different dimensions and stuff like that, okay, then there's like a dog people. There's like a planet of dog motherfuckers. You know what I'm saying? Going to work every day, putting on ties and like, you know what I'm saying?

Just being dogs. I'll be so depressed if we go to a world, if I ever went to a world where there was dog motherfuckers and they still wore ties, I'd be so sad. Dude. Well, I wouldn't think that. I don't think that that's what's like going on there. I think that's hilarious. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The time that I've had the most fun and gotten the most out of mushrooms, I was at this big hippie party, and part of what happened that night was, man, we were all on shrooms, and me and my buddy Charles, y'all on Charles. We started this thing. I don't even remember why. And it's like, it's not funny, really, in a vacuum, but it was just, we started this thing where we were acting out like,

an anthropomorphic bear who worked in an office building. Oh, sure, yeah. So it was like a, it was a bear with like, he had like a, you know, like a suit jacket and tie, but no pants. Yeah, no, they never have pants. And he carried a briefcase. And he was just walking around asking, you know, Janet about her weekend or whatever and like making coffee and stuff. All totally mundane, but he just was a bear. Right.

And that was the funniest goddamn thing. that anybody had ever conceived of in that moment. Like, me and Charles were like on the ground laughing, thinking about this office bear or whatever. Especially the no-pants part. Well, no, the dogs wouldn't wear pants either. Why would they? Have you seen that thing which way would they wear?

How would they do it? Yeah, that's weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That illustration is the how would a dog wear pants? How would a dog wear pants? You know how to wear shirts, you know what? Everybody knows that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

but the pants, that's a little, that's something. I'm saying, like, if you're going to think, like, in terms of, like, this is possible, then you might as well just throw away, like, saying, oh, they're all there will be dull people. Why wouldn't there? So you believe in infinite realities. Yeah, because, I mean, and if there are infinite realities, then, yeah, there's definitely a reality where dogs go to work and fucking, I guess, humans sit at home and shit everywhere. Or not go to work in that sense, but, like, that they are the, the, they're the top race. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But why not? I mean, wouldn't they have jobs and go to work? Well, I'm saying that. Yeah, that's how you get to be the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dog baristas and you think about, like, what would they do? Like, would they be still sniffing each other's butts in the morning to, like, say what's up? Would they still be doing, like, you know, if one of the female dogs is in heat would, like, everybody's.

Is it still? You go out of the door all day? Like, how would that work? I mean, it would be interesting to think about that. Do you watch BoJack Horseman? On and off. Oh, dude. Yeah, that's my time.

That show would hit real hard for you to me. to me because it's so it's so wild but it's space it's kind of space it's like it's very psychological and like I mean it's fucking wild man but it but they make so many great jokes

about if animals were anthropomorphic what would the implications of that be they have so many great moments based on that in that show I fucking love that show I know a lot of man there's just something about

and I do not know know what it is. But like, if it ain't really about like either alien or just like a show that like Stranger Things, God, dude,

there's something about Hips for you or no? No, absolutely not. I love that show. Absolutely not. How does that not hit for you? For one, I feel like I'm being sold. Interdimensional fucking demons and shit.

I feel like I'm being sold everything, dude. I feel like everything. Like product placement. There is a lot of product placement. I feel like I'm being sold like nostalgia. They are doing it.

But you've seen Pimp 15? No. I know what it is. But the way that they do nostalgia in that, like in the 90s, it's headed in that 90s and they've got, dude, it's not so aggressive. Strangy things, it's, it's, it's ladled on thick and it's, uh, and I can't see past it. But it's, but I, I very, it's cheesy. I very much think that's by design.

Well, it is, I mean. That's how those 80s movies and stuff, that's how they work. Yeah, that's the Spielbergy thing. And so I feel like also, also. And it works for me. I mean, I do feel like to, like when you're, like, like, a. symptom of doing a period piece like a nostalgia thing is like that's how you

associate oh this is a time we're in is by like the product or something like that like oh that's the old Coke can like that's just how that is and I mean like a whole Coke commercial there was the Coke commercial the Coke commercial thing I know exactly what you're talking about and

even for that show that was a bit fucking much dude that's like one scene didn't really hit for me but otherwise though I love that fucking show one big long Super Bowl add, dude. It's what it's like, it's for me. And I just, there's like great special effects. I enjoy looking at it, but I've got, I can't, like, I can't process, you know what I'm

saying? I can't process, like, what they're doing because I can't see past all they're just like, you know what I mean, all the product, like, all the, all the, all the, all the just like consumerism and, like, all the capitalism. Like I said, I do know what you mean, but I feel like most of that is pretty well on purpose because of the fact that that's how that shit just used to be. After this last season, I was trying to, that's why I watched it last, I've seen all the seasons, and it's always like, okay, but okay, cool.

But after this last season, man, dude, you couldn't have put, you can't put, so, like, they put Burger King, like, how many people are involved in this? You know what I'm saying? And, like, in the co-commercial, it just seems like they're trying to sell something. They are. They are. Coke, Coke announced their partnership with Stranger Things.

Netflix is because Netflix doesn't have commercials and they can't kind of have. Netflix, they play taxes. Like, they can't have commercials, but they're finding a way. Netflix is, it's not just Stranger Things. They're going to do that with like all of their shit. They're selling ad space to companies that they have to put it into the show because they don't do commercials. So product placement is the options that they have. be like a bunch of Super Bowl.

Like, I don't want to. Yeah, dog. You remember when like that, like that shit is car for the course anymore. Like, I know. That consumer, it don't hit for me either. Right. He still hates it, though. Yeah, dude.

Like, even if that's how it is. I can't say that it's just part for the course to just like buy into it. I can say, I can agree with you that that's the way that it's done. But you don't have to like it. I'm not. That's true. I'd rather watch Hulu, Amazon. There's like so many, you know, there's so many more different offers.

But I guess, though, that's going to end up being the same thing. You pay money and they still have commercials. unless you pay them even more. They, have you seen Catch Sweet 2? None of them are no better than the other ones, man, as far as that shit goes. I said, oh, well, I'm sorry.

They're not. They're all massive corporations. Have you seen Catch 2? Uh-uh. I expand, dude. No, I want to. It's putting out some fire. I thought they just got bald.

I didn't hear to tell you. They have been putting it out. But they're going to still exist. The act, Patricia Arquette, dude, dude, man. I mean, I've been. Oh, the act is what's her face? Patricia Arcade was the girl with the...

Did you know. Yes. Candy, damn it. Candy rainbow. Yeah, it was my mommy dead and dearest. It's that story. I haven't seen the show yet, but I watched that documentary, and I have so many fucking thoughts.

Yes, but you should see Patricia Arquette. I guarantee it. Dude. Oh, buddy. First off, that little girl ought not be in jail. Well, that's number one. Now, not, nay. Naira little girl need to be in jail.

No, but it's been. Oh, I know what you're talking about. She could. I'm not. I'm not, DJ, I want you for people that have not say, I know what you should watch it. I know what you're talking about, but she's like crazily

abuses her kid, right? Psychologically. It's a muchousal or whatever. Right. I can't fuck with shit like that. Buddy, it's, I read about it, I heard it's good, but I can't. It's not just to see the way that she did her act, dude, watch her act in that and watch her be her mom. And the girl be the kid

and the dude, all they all, everybody in there did. That whole thing is just so expertly, just The only part of that I'm interested in seeing is when they kill her. For everybody that does not know, this is based on a... Fuck that mom. This is based on a true life story. The documentary was on HBO was called Mommy Dead and Dearest,

where this woman can't remember her name, but she's there in Louisiana, and she is, I mean, a goddamn lunatic sociopath and convinces her daughter her entire life, not only convinces her daughter her entire life that she's sick, literally somehow I fucking don't know, still can't wrap my head around it, convinced she would go to several, she would doctor shop and do all this shit, and like convinced doctors, like, oh, I'd already seen this other guy here. I've got this file. She's got this disease or whatever.

And they would legit prescribe her medication for shit she did not have just because this woman and she convinces the daughter she does it. The daughter is literally confined to a goddamn wheelchair and is convinced that she cannot fucking walk until it all kind of unravels. And then all of a sudden like, oh, wait, I'm fucking fine. And my mom has been doing this bullshit to me. And then, yeah, her and her, this dude she meets on the goddamn internet, go stab her. her mom to death.

And in my opinion, how the fuck was she not going to do that? She just realized that her mom had held her in captivity for 20 fucking years. We were talking about this with David Joy two days ago. There used to be laws. If people needed killing and you can prove they needed it, you'd get way less time. They still do that in Texas.

That bitch needed killing. Yeah, I agree. You should get less time. And like, who else? There's something wrong with defects. There's something wrong with our medical, our medical, like, all that, there's a lot of people who allowed a lot of bullshit to go down. They shouldn't have been had a feeding tube in her for as long as they had.

I just don't. Doctors should have. There should have been people. How did they not? Like, what the fuck is going to? Because all I'm trying to do is get the insurance money or like doing. Yeah. The fuck ever not giving a fuck just doing surgeries and shit and fucking, they're just as fucking guilty for fucking feeding.

Absolutely. As I every one of them. 100%. But I don't like, she literally would just, she'd have a goddamn chart. And she'd take, go here she's got this. She had done one of a chart. Now, she said most of the chart got lost in Katrina, and that was her shit. But, dude, you've got to think those doctors had patients who did have charts lost in Katrina,

who did have to. If you're a doctor. Let me finish. And you examine her. And then you got to, and then they move places, and they've been through all this bullshit. You think there ain't doctors that had people who lost charts in Katrina had to move, because people had to move, because people had to leave New Orleans because they didn't have a place to live anymore. They show up.

They don't have chart. They don't have good insurance. I mean, you think those doctors didn't experience that shit? I bet they did. I know what they did. I'm saying, why didn't they do something? Rediagnosed. Rediagnose.

Exactly. Hell, man. Because a lot of the bottom. Because a lot of... But how does a doctor tell your legs work? What do you do to... You make that bitch stand up? You make her...

You make her... How do you put her in there? How do you know what I'm saying? How do you make sure that leg ain't broke? No, man. Put her in therapy. Put her in therapy. 99%.

99%. 90%. 99. 99% of diagnoses in every country, every culture, because this is how, comes from what you tell the doctor's going on. That's true. And then you do blood tests.

That's all you could do is a blood test. Let me tell you, if a child came into my, if a child came into my office. Yeah, well, let's think about DJ's doctor. All right. Dr. Lewis up in his motherfucker, all right? Okay. And you say, this child's all fucked up, right? I'm going to be like, technical term.

I'll be like, number one, number one, we're going to find out exactly if, because, like, there's cures, there's other things that we can do. So we need to re-examine her from head to toe and figure out what we can do here at our hospital, because we might have different there's so many different... Right, that's true. You know what I'm saying? There's so many different reasons why... I do believe you're sick.

I blame a lot of this on the doctors and the medical you're saying even if they thought she was sick and knew she was sick, then they should be examining her to try to figure out a new way to cure her. Like, we should be doing some... DJ is dancing in the hotel room. It's awesome. Well, I feel like there's... You're right. I completely agree with that,

It reminds me of a friend of the podcast, Joe Zimmerman, that joke of his. He's like, and it's on one of his old albums. So, you know, he's like, I went to the doctor and I told the doctor, I think I might have ADD. Yeah. And the doctor goes, okay, do you have health insurance? I said, yeah. He goes, yeah, you got it. Yeah.

Yeah, that's exactly right. That's exactly right. That's exactly. And they do it, man. I mean, it's been proven, God, dude. uh here recently uh i was reading an article and like something something something like i don't know where it was oh you know what i'm not even going to repeat this because that dr lewis medical journal yeah this could be what i'm about to spit out of my mouth could be complete bullshit from a fucked up article and i'm not

even going to repeat the information that yeah well it's like to say any wild shit yeah all right they said there's a bit a lot there's a whole bunch of people have been diagnosed in cancer that had that did not were not at all had any type of cancer and like doctors have been like doing that for years and I hope those motherfuckers get cancer in their dicks me too dude I fucking despise dude we gotta what we gotta go yeah what time is it time to go 545 DJ real quick you've I haven't watched it yet I intend to but have you watched all of that catch 22 catch 22 is my favorite books ball time I love it yes oh is it really yeah yeah I Hang on, hold on, though. I have a specific personal question to ask about it. Do you remember the Texan in the new, the Hulu show? Uh-huh.

The guy that plays him, is he like, is he good looking? Is he strapping? And how old boy is he? Okay. Is he pretty old boy, and is he, like, in shape? Let me tell you that, man. Who we talking about, I miss this? The guy that plays the Texan.

Some guy who's clearly beat Trey for a part. That's exactly what happens. is that really what happened? Yeah. Good call, man. Nice. Well, I told you about it when it happened.

Remember when I kept saying George Clooney called me fat? Yeah. Dude, tell everybody else. You can't just throw that out there. George Clooney executive produced the new Quest 22.

I audition for the Texan, and they passed me through whatever and forwarded my audition tape to George Clooney. And then what they, the response that I ultimately got was they think you're great,

but it ultimately came down to physicality. Yeah. He's the soldier, whatever, and I'm a Doey motherfucker. So I was just like, yeah, it checks out. I will also say this, though. I would also say this. I would much rather you have had that role,

and I would have loved to see you in that because it's great. But, I did it old boys. Yeah, it would have like, you know, changed your life. Well, but you're going to be. Really? Man, he was very much more, and I'll say this, he's very much more texting, oh, boy. Right. I know y'all know what I mean.

It's a different thing. Yeah, yeah. So they did it. They did. They did a good job. I'm sure they did. I'm sure they nailed it. Yeah, they nailed it.

I'm guarantee you they made the right choice. I would much rather have you got it. It was really good. But the subtext of everything else I'm saying is I'm kind of glad you didn't get it. No, no, no, no. It wouldn't a hit for me regardless. Yeah. Just not the rest of the world.

The rest of the world would have really been deprived. They've been deprived, a wonderful cinematic moment. I've gotten that role instead of that guy, yeah. Let's go drink German beer. I need a German beer. Yeah, we've got to do a show and stuff. Now, Roddy, let's do it. And, uh, uh, skee-skih.

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