wellRED podcast - New Podcast You'll LOVE: Get Rich Nick
Episode Date: August 28, 2019Hey! We’ll be posting our normal episode as scheduled, but we’re excited to share something extra special this week It’s a brand new podcast from comedians, Nick Turner and Nick Vatterott called... Get Rich Nick and these guys are trying everything under the sun to make money now, fast, TODAY, including horse-racing, lemonade stands, donating plasma, trivia nights, Task Rabbit, and more. Some of them work, most of them don’t. Each week Nick and Nick try a different get-rich-quick scheme and talk to fellow comedians and specialists like Henry Zebrowski (Last Podcast On The Left), Matt Kirschen (Probably Science), and JC Coccoli (Fashionably Late). Search for Get Rich Nick! in your favorite podcast app and check out their first episode - it’s out right now - and hit subscribe so you don’t miss an episode!
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Well, no, I'll just go ahead.
I mean, look, I'm money dumb.
Y'all know that.
I've been money dumb ever, since ever, my whole life.
And the modern world makes it even harder to not be money dumb, in my opinion,
because used to you, you like had to write down everything you spent or you wouldn't know nothing.
But now you got apps and stuff on your phone.
It's just like you can just, it makes it easier to lose count of, well, your count, the count every month,
how much you're spending.
A lot of people don't even know how much they spend on a per month basis.
I'm not going to lie, I can be one of those people.
Like, let me ask you right now, skewers out, whatnot, sorry, well-read people,
people across the skew universe, I should say.
Do you even know how many subscriptions that you actively pay for every month or every year?
Do you even know?
Do you know how much you spend on takeout or delivery,
getting a paid chauffeur for your chicken low mane?
Because that's a thing that we do in this society.
Do you know how much you spend on that?
It's probably more than you think.
But now there's an app designed to help you manage your money better,
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pertinent two years now or something like that.
Also, a fun one, I'd said it before,
but I got an app,
lovely little app where you could, you know,
put your friend's faces onto funny reaction gifts
and stuff like that.
So obviously I got it so I could put Corey's face on those two,
those two like twins from the Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland movies.
You know, those weren't a little like the Q-ball looking twin fellas.
Yeah.
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What was that a reply gift for?
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Something fat, I think, and stupid.
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They're the.
Hey well red listeners.
Do not worry.
We are going to have our normal episode just like every Wednesday, but we're excited to share
something extra special this week.
It's a brand new podcast from comedians Nick Turner and Nick Vatterot called
Get Rich Nick. Now, I cannot tell you how much I love Nick Vatterot. I met Nick Vatterot three years ago at Bill Mar's season finale party. And every year I've gone back to the party and every year I've hung out with Nick Vatterot. And I know, don't even wrong, the Bill Maher parties are fun. But after a couple hours, you get tired of networking, you start going, Jesus Christ, where's a comedian that I can talk to? And I always spot Nick because he's a fellow bald, just like myself. And Nick is just one of those
dudes, it's just so infectious, like, I stand around Nick for two hours and I'm dying laughing.
And half the time, I don't even know why.
He's just so freaking funny.
I love the dude so much and I'm so pumped for this podcast.
Here's what they're doing.
These guys are trying everything under the sun to make money now fast today, including
horse racing, lemonade stands, donating plasma, trivia nights, task rabbit, and more.
Some of them work, but most of them do not.
Each week, Nick and Nick try a different Get Rich Quick Scheme and talk to fellow comedians and specialists like Henry Zabrowski from Last Podcast on the Left or Matt Kirshin from Probably Science or J.C. Coakley from Fashionably Late.
We'll play a nice little trailer in a second so you can hear it for yourself.
But I want you to search for Get Rich Nick in your favorite podcast app and check out their first episode.
It's out right now and hit subscribe so you don't miss an episode.
Okay, time to check out a little bit of Get Rich Nick.
Wireless headphones.
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Nick, our names are both Nick.
Oh.
And I think people are expecting that we use that in the title of our show.
So how about Nick and then it's about money and there's also another Nick?
That's what you would name it.
Is it too short?
No, I just think that it's great that we know now that I should name it.
How to Make Money Now Fast Today.
That's a lot more words.
Yeah.
We could abbreviate it.
You love acronyms.
Oh, I just...
We could be Akronix.
Yeah.
H-T-M-N-F-T.
It just rolls off the T.
Let's just call it that.
Uh, Get Rich Nick.
Get Rich Nick.
That's great.
That's it.
Welcome to Get Rich Nick with your host, Nick and Nick.
Each week, we're going to try to find a new way to get rich quick.
Pennystocks.
Big stocks.
Airbnb.
We're going to go to Vets.
I think drug mule was one of my first things that I wanted to do.
I don't want to say it was coarse because it was also half my idea, too.
But was the one that was like, do you want to go down to Tijuana and get some pills?
Donating plasma.
We're donating plasma.
I had a pretty significant bruise on my left arm next to where the first needle went in.
It looks insane.
Gambling.
First thing you do is you collect a bunch of losing tickets on the ground for taxes.
You can ride off gambling debt?
Yeah.
Background extra.
And you're reading these things that are going off on the screen like, you can't bring your grandma to set.
Don't, don't sleep on set.
You know, things like this, like etiquette.
Patreon.
I do believe that some people kind of have this idea being like, got my Patreon,
got my podcast, episode three.
Just going to lay back.
Get that change.
And it's been like, nah, doesn't really work like that.
We managed through a lemonade stand to turn $50.
into $16
I feel like this is
sort of where I'm wondering
if you're the best business partner
I did some task rabbit
This week I'm not going to keep
Anybody in suspense
About how it went
I'm going to tell you
That what we're talking about today
Works
We actually made money
Nick
I have great news
Oh I love great news
Get Rich Nick
Premers Tuesday August 27
That's our show
Oh you know it's perfect
I have that
stay off to do exactly this.
Incredible. Subscribe now in Stitcher, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen.
