wellRED podcast - old men licking ears & Millennial Phrases

Episode Date: December 3, 2025

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Rocketmoney.com slash well-red. Yeah. No, I should say that. Yeah, he also used to lick everybody's ears. But he... Did you say he used to lick everybody's ears? Yeah, when he'd give you a kiss before you left, he would put his tongue in your ear.

What? Everybody. Bro. He wasn't even... And by the way, he wasn't even related to us. They're the... They're the... They're old rednecks, they like cornbread, but sex.

They care way too much, but don't give a fuck. They're the liberal rednecks that makes some people upset But they got three big old dicks that you can suck Well, here we are, are we here? We are here. We're Drewless. Yeah, Drew should be here shortly, right? He sent a text or anything.

I came straight here from another podcast I was guesting on. Who were you doing to get? Who guessed it? Which one? It was a regional thing in Indiana where I'm going to be this weekend. Oh, right on. Gary Snyder. What club are you at this weekend?

Summit City in Fort Wayne. So come see me. That's fun. Hey, we're also in Nashville in December at Zanis, and you should go see that too. Yes, you should. So while I was doing that, did you hear anything else from Drew? Did he check back in? Nah, who cares?

We're going. Okay. Yeah, we're going. Sure. And hey, buddy, I wanted to tell you, while Drew's not here, because this won't hit for him, that cornbread that I made last night was fire. And I know that you have a pretty good palate for cornbread because if I'm not mistaken, your wife was the winner of some sort of all county or whatever but fuck county. She lives in cornbread baking contest. And so I don't know whether or not.

Mine would hold up to hers, but I got to tell you, for my very first attempt at doing it all from scratch, could not be more pleased. Okay. Well, that hits, but when you say doing it all from scratch, I'd like you to elaborate, because, I mean, you used obviously cornmeal and, you know, all that stuff, right? Yes, but I made the same stuff that she makes. Sure, yes, but I made the buttermilk myself and I made the butter myself. So, like, yeah, I mean, obviously, I didn't go grind. Yeah, I didn't go grind the corn meal myself. But, you know, there's Drew everybody, and you can hear us stuff.

So we apologize for that. Here he is. Here he is, fresh off of an AA meeting. I think is what we said you were doing. Oh, I thought that was a comment on my Chicago shameless look I got going on. I thought that too. I thought you were just saying he looks like an East Tennessee drug addict

But you look You look at you put together for that Yeah Dude there's a current trend on the internet I don't know where you guys were But the you know like all the bros talk about Like getting in enough sunshine And getting enough walking in and doing

They're talking about how Certain drug addicts are ripped Because their testosterone's high They're getting plenty of outdoor exercise And they're basically only eating protein when they eat. Yeah. Anyway, I'm saying, yeah, I look okay,

but I do still look like an East Tennessee drug addict. I mean, I used to have a bit about that. We got the fattest people in the South. We also got the world's skinniest. We do. And also, there's a fine line now between, I mean, it's not recent, and I know I'm not the first person to comment on it.

But, like, there's some people who I know who are like, they're health freaks. They really take care of themselves. But they dress a little grungy, and they look near identical to some of my cousins who don't do none of that stuff like aesthetically they look the same they've got the sunken in cheeks one is from not eating because of being on meth all the time but one is like buckle fat removal so like there's this big and they all wear car heart well that's just because

we're getting old the whole what i just said is because we're getting old yeah i think as you approach your 40s i mean do my mom was the first person who told me about it she was said to me probably like eight or nine years ago she's like i need to lose some weight but because her health like not because she but she was like but every time i do i look so old fat people look younger drew she's like not when she goes not when it's your age but as you approach about 40 fat people just kind of look better if they're not too fat she's definitely not wrong about that there's a lot of people have with the rise of ozimic you know and it's it's uh analogs all the other variants that they have out there now but like a lot of people have pointed out and i mean

I think that it's pretty true. If you are of a certain age and you drastically lose weight, you look thinner, but you look like much, much older pretty much immediately, like when that happens. And I don't know if it's because it's like a gaunt thing or something. You know,

like gauntness is associated with oldness or what. Do you think wrinkles are part of it? Like wrinkles, yes, yeah, at least like loose skin. Yeah. Because they immediately get,

you can't hit you just can't hit I mean there's no way to hit in this life I'm out of there yeah you got to lose the weight the last three weeks or three months me and Brian have been just we're bored we're working out we're watching what we eat and like I think I've aged a lot and I kind of think if I get plump again it'll go away but then I'll be plump I mean unfortunately it's it's bittersweet but like it'll be a minute for there's a wrinkle on my goddamn body

you know what I'm saying? Like, it is stretch. Hoy. And if I don't, because of the way I dress specifically, and that's like on purpose, like, you know, I wear hats, people do tend to believe that I'm younger than I am. And it's 100% because of the jowls and the baby face and stuff like that. Now, obviously, if I take my hat off, they're like, that's either an old man or, oh, what a sad young man, you know, that is.

But, like, yeah, but I think that if I, if I, was to drastically lose weight maybe i would just look my age you know maybe i could meet in the middle i don't know you have that thing we've talked about this many times but you have that even though you do wear hats people that follow you they'd be knowing your condition you know and you've uh you have that thing that like you know the sir patrick stewart effect or whatever that we've discussed many times like he's a hitting ball you i think you are going to seem to not age by the time you start aging, I think you will have seemingly not aged for like 30 fucking years or something. Yeah. Because you look. The Arne Anderson effect. You already kind of have

that going on. You look essentially. So when you were in your early to mid-20s, you looked much older than you were. And that don't hit. But the upside of that is now as you're getting older, you look the same. And it starts to, it starts to work in reverse. And I think that that is, you you've put off like, you know, future hits in exchange for, you know, not hitting in the past, but now you're getting to the future. Right, right. I'm already kind of through it. Yeah.

Right. This is obviously something that by even commenting, it's like in a way, we're all here on this show right now. The show exists because Trey has a way with words. But the way in which you just told him you hit by saying over and over again, how does he? hit was just truly it's beautiful a clink I think that Corey should go to this weird Benjamin button

reverse disease that you have laid out that he has yeah that was can you get a clap do you have that skewed up there oh hold on there's up uh

yeah there you go I think one of his one of his favorite examples of that yeah Please tell it, so I don't have to. Drew,

this is, this is. Drew definitely has heard of this. Yeah. He, okay, well, again, as I said, don't you don't, don't you do your bullshit where you preface it. I'm not doing a story. I'm just saying this is all very sincere.

So, right, that's the thing. It is all sincere. You just, right. Corey went viral during COVID, right? And then he got a following and he started like, you know, doing stuff and posting all this stuff and everything. else and up until that time and at that time my like whole internet thing was very very stagnant

and up until that point in time i had all the and this is a thing that i do in my whole in my entire life not just professionally i had all these self-imposed rules that i came up with completely arbitrarily out of thin air based on nothing that i was like living by when it came to the videos that i made or internet content yeah right but i did and it was all Like, I literally, I wouldn't, back then I made a video like every three weeks, maybe. And it was because I wouldn't make a video on a subject if it didn't check all these boxes that I had in my head. Where it was like, it has to be, they, it was a special that you put out. Yeah, it's like it has to be on brand for me.

I have to have what feels like at least something of a unique take. I have to have all this stuff. It's like, if I don't have those things, I'm not going to do it. You know, and, and, but I was, like I said, I had very much plateaued and was hardly ever even putting stuff out. and Corey was popping off and putting all kinds of shit out and so I told him when we got together in Denver

for Comedy Works after when COVID was you know ramping back down and we were getting back on tour and stuff and I told him that he had been like an inspiration for me because he made me realize that like you know all that matters is that you just

you feed the beast right the insatiable content machine you don't have to have such a high standard I'm going to say standards is the way you're not much of standards for what you put out. Here's what he said. Let me say it. I framed it. Pretty much what I just framed it.

It's just you immediately were, you immediately were like, I like how you just, you're like, yeah, I love it. You just post anything. And it don't even, you don't even, you said that. I did not just say. You just, you just put anything out. You know, you'll just do whatever. That's not what I actually said. You heard it that way, which I knew you would, and I get it.

blame you. But I was more diplomatic about it than that, you know. But you saw right through it. I didn't realize I could put out something. He's not denying the veracity of your claims, Corey. He's just saying I was more than out there listening guys. I wasn't that big of a dick about it. Trey's literally arguing for the sake of people listening. No, no, I lied to you. Yeah. I was not a monster. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's diplomacy lying. You know, I was Yeah, any American consulant, for sure it is. Yeah. Okay, but it's, you know, that did, taking that lesson away from you

was a massive. One time you thanked me for revitalizing your career, I thank you for my career all the time. For me. So it is sincere and it did work and you, like, that was all real. But yeah, I get why you would, in terms. it that way because it was you that said it yeah but is that not because what you said you go

you go you go I had to put in all this work to do all this and I did not say it they all meant something you know and they had an art I did not say they were important I would only do something if it was important you know I felt like the work you put out has to represent you and be something important

but you on the other hand you're you're just like you just it's the room who cares put it out you know what I mean Fuck it. That's not exactly I remember. Can I ref or shall we move on? Go ahead, Judge Drew.

People like that segment, by the way. We got a lot of mail. I'm not really, well, we've fallen back into it again inadvertently this week. But in this case, I'm not really disputing anything other than, well, as Drew already pointed out, basically, I feel like I was a little more, you know. And then he overreacted defensively. So in a lot of ways, it is related to the previous case, which you brought before my court, I thought I'd already settled. But for the record, I laughed about it.

Yeah. Well, since we're here right now, I will say this. Let's talk about this. Let's get into it. Here's one that I think is like, I don't think this will bother Corey at all. I don't think it'll bother Trey either. Here's a fact that that might be some of,

for some of that's coming from. Part of Corey's talent is, and I know this drives you crazy because you have worked hard throughout, your career, Corey, but it is the ability to like, off the cuff be funny or, and then like, if you are a writer, you see that and you go, fuck him, man. Like, like, fuck him. Like, and then you being sensitive about people doing that to you throughout your career,

even though you started when you were 16 and you put in plenty of work and you took improv classes in Chicago where you're supposed to take them. Of course, you get defensive about that. I mean, it's a classic comedy trope, really. of the guy who write. It's the Jay O'Cerson Goldman thing. It's the Jay O'Kerson Goldman thing on the Brian Coppelman podcast where he says to Big Jay, it's crazy how off the cuff, like, good you are, and Big Jay reveals that it bothers

him that no one thinks he puts in any work. And then a year later, he's got Goldman on, but I happen to listen to him back to back. And Goldman, he's talking about how precise Goldman is and how unbelievably good writer it is, and he said it bothers him, that no one ever gives him. him credit for just being naturally funny. And anyway, I think this might be related to that too. Like, I'm bothered by both

of you. So I get it. No, I get what you made. I appreciate that. There's never a small amount of someone calling him a great writer, though. Yeah. I think. No, but I do get the golden thing, but he's a great actor and performer. And like you are, to be fair,

getting way more defensive about that than he is about the other thing. And I think us, those of us who write and grind, we just have to accept early on that that's our fate. And then because you, people like you, start getting credit immediately, you think everyone has to love you and love everything that you do. So anytime someone slights you, you're like, what the fuck? I put work in and we're like, yeah, we didn't say that.

We just said it's a different thing, different lane. I do think the rider's grinders can take it more that they're riders grinders because we knew immediately. there was like never a moment in our career where we didn't know how it was going to be yeah but i do get i do i do get the i do you should say there is i got boring rights for you dot com you can read my essays i'd be hosting something on a riverboat right now if you didn't and making them weeks

i get the i do get the gulman thing too because it's like a like i'm not you know in podcast and i've got fucking three of them but you know very often like just in conversation which of course is unplanned and off the cuff like i'm funny very often you know right like i hit like i can be funny in a place where i haven't planned it but i'm not i don't do that on stage i don't do crowd work i don't do improv or whatever but like i can also just be funny while just talking. So I get what Gary Goldman is saying. I'd love to see it sometime.

But if you would bring it to one of our programs, that would be awesome. All right. That was fun for me. I'm glad you guys like that. Yeah. I mean, you're trying to turn me into Corey right now because that last thing,

like, I mean, I do it all the time. But okay, that's fine. I mean, if you did it all the time, you can come up with one example,

but right. Also, it feels like if you did it all the time, it would translate on a stage once. Huh? I mean, sometimes it does, just very rarely. Y'all don't know. Well, I don't say this.

You're doing a great job on cross right now, because I'm really trying to get at you, and it's not working. Just the related thing people might be interested in that's very related to that. I have had people say to me, you know, you posted like two or three crowdwork videos. They do really well.

One went very viral. You're so good at it. Why don't you do it more? And it's like every single one of those to a man was a confrontation. right i can't be like what do you do for work oh cool get a load of this idiot like i don't have that because it's not charm it's like righteous indignation if you piss the crowd off and they're mad at you and they're seeking someone to be their champion oh buddy i can step into that role and the light of the angels shine down upon me but until you get there it's like it's rare i don't

there'd be a moment or two there was that time i'd like to watch them eat at our Zany's show, and it went really well. But usually that kind of thing goes very bad for me. Right. Yeah, like you can't plan that. Like you, you know, I've, I've probably had moments where an audience member shouted something out and I said something quick that got a laugh. But like, there's no way I could summon that, you know, like some of these crowdwork dudes do.

And also I wouldn't, I wouldn't post it because I'm stupid and don't film any of my shit. But like, yeah, those dudes that can like summon it. And, you know, I've got like a weird relationship with the crowd work thing because I in arguably think that it has like damaged some of the experience of seeing live shows. Like especially when we first came back from COVID, people were talking more and people expected you to talk to the crowd. And it made me mad because I was like, man, this art form is like 80 years old. And we spent the first 80 years trying so hard to be like, hey, when you come to the show, laugh don't talk, laugh don't talk. And in one year, we ruined all of that hard work. But I don't begrudge the people that do it and are really good at it because to me, it's just its own thing.

Like when you see someone who's real good at it, I'm like, absolutely, I want to hear you do that. You know what I mean? But overall, I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. Yeah, I just don't. I don't know. I just don't want people talking.

And I mean, I don't, this is like, this is weird thing. And I don't want to talk to you. I want to do my jokes. I know. That's what, yeah, I know. But there's like, this is a weird thing because there's a lot of, so many comics who have done it and are good at it and who I like, I like, like, who I think are really good. So I don't want to like indirectly shit on anybody that does it necessarily. But for me, I just don't. I wish it had never really become a thing. I'm not a fan either. Now, I should also point out that because of the nature of my audience, which you guys know is like they're not otherwise comedy fans. Imagine that. They don't. This doesn't... This normally doesn't translate over for me at my shows, Knock on Woods. I don't really have to deal with it for the most part, so I shouldn't even bitch about it.

T-Grae got a bunch of ladies, and I'm with her T-shirts being like, I can't hear him. Shut the fuck up, Janus. That's exactly. That's exactly right. So, you know, I don't have to deal with that. So I don't know why I even care, but just, like I said, just philosophically, as someone who also is a comedian. and I'm definitely kind of opposed to it. I care because it dominates the algorithm and the algorithm.

Well, that too. The algorithm, like, will not, it will push your video more if it's a crowdwork versus, like, it's hard to just see good clips of comics because most of the algorithm is crowdwork, and so I feel as a comedian, I post a clip of me doing stand-up, and it's like, man, this is a really good joke. And it's not going to do as well as this guy doing crowdwork, which mine is, funnier because it's a well-crafted joke and don't you wrong he's really good at crowdwork but like still mine's better quality but his is going to get 900 million views because people are

like can you believe it that just kind of happened you know do you think that's what it is do you think that's why those that they do hit for people is because there's the assumption of spontaneity even though we know that a lot of time some of them are genuinely completely spontaneous but we know that a lot of those there's like you know we know certain people who who who plant people for sure. We're afraid to face Steve Hofstetter's fucking name on Well Reds podcast now all the fucking sudden. And I know

I know a large number of our fans love him because they agree with everything he says. But yeah, that guy that is too specific of hackles. I didn't even mean that. I mean even just like without plants, there's you know, certain things come up a lot.

Do you know what I'm saying? You ask all the same questions. So it's just like when we used to finish with a Q&A, section and at first that was completely unscripted but then after we've done it for a while it sort of coalesced into a thing and it was still unscripted we never video that or put it out or use that to launch us into an 85 south situation where in which we all have millions of dollars idiots we should be in a studio right now doing 85 north 75 we should just do something called 75 south make it red just buried I think they would love it they're good I revealed how old we are

not just by us, not taping it. I said fucking Hofstetter instead of Matt Rife. That's how fucking old I am. I didn't even, well, I have never watched Matt Rife stuff, so I don't know. But like, yeah, Hofstetter is like the, like, I've never seen a Matt Rife set. And I'm not bragging. That's just, I just don't, I'm not on. I'm not on like, sure I apologize.

I'm just saying so we know that, like, if you do anything repeatedly for a while, like, it, it's hand answers. Think, yes, things start to emerge. Things come up repeatedly. and you sort of, even if you don't mean to write bits for that, you kind of end up doing it. So you have, you're ready to go in a lot of series. Can I just say after I shit on crowdwork? Like, there are comedians who like build a question into their set,

and they have a plan depending on how it goes and blah, blah, blah. And I like that. Jeffrey Asmus does that and he's one of the funniest people. He's great. And also, also there's a difference between crowdwork and a person in the audience said something and you dealt with a heckler and you have a canned response for it. it. Like, Tim Wilson had the best one I've ever heard, which is, I saw this happen often. It would always be about a different thing. One time he was talking about Charlie Pride on stage, and he looks

down at this lady and he goes, Charlie Pride fan, ma'am. And she's like, no, he goes, no, you don't like Charlie Pride? She goes, must have been before my time. I don't know Charlie Pride. And he goes, ma'am, Abraham Lincoln was before my time. I've read a fucking book. And that was perfect. But it wasn't like and it was over right then and it was a joke you know right well what what i saw do specifically was like and i was talking to brent brint herhune or somebody after that or seen him recently too and i i didn't even when i saw him do this i thought it was just a all the cuff but apparently he does it a lot but he like he like basically picked the dude out in the crowd that he interacted with and then wove that dude into the rest of his set the whole time basically

in a way that seemed like he was just doing it but i guess that's like like a thing that he does, but obviously it's a different person because it's a different crowd, every, every show that he does, but it was like, uh, you know, just super impressive. So it gives people that feeling that they like so much of, yes, this is just happening, right? But it's like, it's a thing that he did. It's like a thing he's practiced apparently. So he, you know, but it don't seem like it. Like that is artfully approaching the whole, you know, sort of thing. But have you ever seen him do with the crowd where he, he knows every single capital city of every country,

providence, state, whatever, like knows all of them. And he shouts out to the audience, just name anything, and I'll tell you, and he does it, and he gets very animaniacs with it, you know, doing the whole thing. And then every now and then someone will like,

he will do a trick or whatever, where he'll say something and someone's like, that's not actually it. And he's like, I was actually referring to when it was Constantinople, you dumb bitch. Oh! and it like it's fucking it's so perfect yeah no he hits real hard uh i you know what else hits real hard guys knowing what's up with your money right you got to keep up with your money and

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That's rocketmoney.com. slash well r e d rocketmoney.com slash well read get you money right okay and we are back sure are there's a thing I wanted to do last week remember I didn't want to start it too late we're halfway through so I'll do it now stealing content from Reddit as I've been known to do well the show is well read it's what we should call we repurposing it is what we're doing you know we're making it our own it's that's all they've done fair you so it was like an ask reddit thread i think it was that said um no it was on the millennial subreddit been spending more and more time on the millennial subreddit imagine that it's fun because it's like

everyone there is aging so yeah we're boomers now it's all like nostalgia shit and how you nobody can afford a house and stuff yeah yeah it's fun they hate their parents are going insane it's all just fun stuff like that but they are going insane there's a thread yeah i don't know i'm an orphan but there's a thread on your mom is going insane. Not what she's been in sight. You can't, right? You know,

what is dad may never die? But, um, trade's always bragging about doing it before us. So, uh, on the millennial subreddit, see,

hit for him. He laughed. That was me just talking. Anyway, millennial subreddit, there was a question and said, what was our generation's version of six, seven,

right? So you got we all know six, seven, right? I know of it. Apparently from what I can discern, it literally don't mean anything, right? It's like purposefully nonsensical, right? And also this is this, this is the hand gesture. This is part of six, seven. Yeah.

Okay, so that, right. It was probably someone talking about a girl like where do you rank her from one to ten? Six, seven. Well, apparently, if you dig into it, it limits. mellow ball is involved and there's an obscure rap song or something that like was the origin of it but then it took on a life of its own but anyway so on the millennial subrat they were like what was our generation's version of this meme right and i'm gonna go through the top answers in order of you know on reddit things get upvoted so i wait for a guest yeah sure suck it bro that was

the number one most upvoted response uh was was Sucket. But here's the thing. Ruin the bid. I heavily dispute that. Okay. Because everyone knew what it meant? Yes.

It was effective. It was concise. I would argue that Suckett was a triumph. It couldn't touch it. They couldn't see it. Suck it was a communicative triumph in my opinion. And I'm fucking, it was a massive success story.

Like there's no, I don't hear a whole generation. That's not the same thing at all. the opposite, that it infuriated parents for literally the opposite reason, whereas 6-7 is, what the fuck are you doing? Right. So I know exactly what you're doing. And so stop doing it.

Right. Exactly. And it, but, you know, yes, it was all fucking awesome. Still to this day, I know anybody else in all circumstances, we'll still give it one of those. When we're coming off stage, we'll hit it with the, fuck, yeah. I've currently got a thing I'm doing about how it turns out Epstein was stupid and how infuriating that is, whatever. And I do an act out where I'm Epstein.

doing the suck it thing that's hilarious timeless but anyway uh so that was number one and i get why and you said it first thing you said first thing came in mind but i don't think that really applies in my opinion maybe that's just me being you know nitpicky but i don't think that's the same thing number second most upvoted answer was uh i'm rick james bitch or just rick james bitch sure but again my dad for my dad my dad yeah my dad said that just as much as i did right yeah and okay going back to suck it by the way and then a miniature debate a sub debate popped up under that about how they're like okay but that literally is in the name of the group gen x degeneration x like that was gen x but those wrestlers but they were doing it for kids right

those wrestlers were gen x but they made it for us and millennial millennials were the kids at the time So that's still a millennial. That's 100% of our right. Yeah, yeah, okay. I agree. That's infuriating. So Rick James, bitch, is closer, I guess, because it got divorced from its meaning. It just became a thing that people just said.

But, like, it was tied to a very popular TV show. So any fan of that TV show, which I think transcended generations, might have quoted it. Next on the list. Hold on. Before we move on from that, 6-7 comes from the Internet. which is their TV show. It's arguably divorced from whatever it's original. I think that's actually pretty close.

Yeah. Because I know we can go, Chappelle's show, it is a product of the New Age Internet that we can't go blah, blah, blah for wherever it came from. But it is still a similar thing where it came from a specific place where the kids are hanging out

and now it's divorced from that. Sorry, go ahead. Next up. Was I? I feel like that. That might. be we did it and it but I feel like Mark's

age was probably doing it more because it was about beer and they were the ones drinking beer it also is an ad it's like it was designed to be a meme like it was supposed to get in your head and make everyone repeat it this

unless it's some kind of weird fucking op let me ask DJ make sure it didn't come from the Mossad but this seems like it's just something that occurred organically and it's just weird for the sake of being weird. Yeah, and then it was in the scary movie, which made it even more, you know, insane.

Which now that's one of the things I went back and watched scary movie. And I was like, goddamn, this whole scene is insane if you weren't there for it. I mean, insane makes no goddamn sense. That's the only thing that in common with it is like, what? I would argue that this is almost as bad of an argument to me, maybe more so than suck it.

Sure. I know you said his generation, Corey, but the idea of Mark doing what is I? Like it rules like as he is hilarious to really have done it. Yeah. I can see him doing it and then immediately regretting it. I would never permit the height of its popularity. We walk in a bar,

and he's like, and then you just see him be like, I would never, I do not permit. I do not permit the use of generative AI, but the, but if someone but if I saw

if there was an AI of Mark doing that that I knew Mark saw and I could watch him be mad at it that would hit for me all right next up yo mama or your mom you know your mama was even before us

like it was before us like that any Eddie Murphy movie from the 80s they's doing yo mama no that's Gen X that's definitely GenX but it might be their thing of it because I do remember

when I was real little sometimes my brother and his friends would say it and it made sense and sometimes it didn't make any sense yeah well like sometimes it'd be like

it's fucking like oh man that's a big ass car your mama it's like okay I get that sometimes it just make no sense I think

I think one that's very similar to that but it is ours is your mom goes to college I don't know that one that's a problem your mom goes to college and I remember

Everybody would say it as like, if someone said, oh, sorry, I forgot your cheeseburger. Your mom goes to college. It's just how you're your mama insult, but that's more millennial than yo mama. Related to that, another one that popped up, which I also disagree with because it makes complete sense, depending on the usage, I guess. People don't forget. No, that's what she said. That's what she said, yeah, Michael Scott. But wasn't that, that was like later for us.

like that wasn't when we were kids obviously that no we weren't kids but we were still a little older but that's still millennial or whatever i mean it and obviously that the reason that michael scott is saying that is because it's an old thing like my pap hall when i was a kid was the that's what she said guy and it used to infuriate my dad it infuriated like to no end every single thing yeah every single no papal i should say that yeah he also used to lick everybody's ears um but he like you say he used to lick everybody's ears yeah when he'd give you a kiss before uh you left he he would put his tongue in your ear what everybody bro he wasn't even right by the way he wasn't even related to us um so so anyways but like he was fucking all how does this keep happening

15 years in our goddamn relationship how does this still happen you should be out of these by now dropping it on us to the back of that. What? An old man in the neighborhood used to molest us and say that's what he was he wasn't just in the neighborhood

he was step papal like he I'm just saying he wasn't blood. Why is your camera is shaking its head right now it's zooming in and out on you even your camera's going what?

Yeah sorry my eye tracking was on I didn't mean for it to be um fucking yeah so so anyways uh he yeah he would say

that's what she said and Michael Scott is saying that because he's... Fuck that. Who was this guy? It was just my pat-paw. You just said he wasn't. Yeah, but I called him papal. I didn't know that he wasn't my papal until I was probably like eight or nine

because I didn't know how divorced and like remarriage and stuff works. So he was just papal. So he was married into the family though. Yeah, yeah. That's why I'm saying he's not related to anybody. It's like some guy that you happened to call papal. And I was like, yeah, he told you to call him papal. No.

So if he never asked you what you've been doing, you said, hanging out with pap ball wouldn't sound creepy no he was a good dude though it was my mamma granny that was she was a bitch this is the one that I did the bit about and now she's dead um and she ruined his life and but I didn't I didn't know in him other than the ear liquor is the better ran thing that's without question except for he definitely is the reason that my uncle Jordan committed suicide because when my uncle Jordan was a kid he would uh he would punish him by because my this step papal was in the military and he would whip my uncle jordan's balls with a belt like

if he got if he got like a bee or something he'd put him in like the chair like it from james bond and just beat his nuts with a belt and just beat i mean beat the absolute fuck at him because that boy needs discipline that boy needs discipline well the first fucking thing he did was turn to drugs probably as pain relief from getting kicked in the nuts and shit all the time also this guy looked exactly, exactly like Jim Croce, except for then he got fat and he turned into Saddam Hussein. It was a goddamnest thing you ever seen. Like he went from Jim Crocey to Saddam Hussein in the manner of two fucking thanksgivans. It was crazy.

No, no, no, no, no, not Saddam Hussein. Remember y'all's old Tennessee's defensive coach that was fat and had the mustache, the black mustache? No. Cheney? No. You was Cheney. Wasn't Cheney an O.C? And he went somewhere else, but he was bigger guy.

O.C. was the guy who coached Eli at Ole Miss, David Cutcliffe. It wasn't Cutcliffe. Jim Cheney was a big old boy, but he was an offensive coach, though. I don't think so. He was a coordinator during the 98 run, Tray. I mean, I'm looking at it right now. he's uh he's

apparently he's back at UT right now damn it he was the defensive coordinator in 98 he was just he was a bigger guy with black curlyish hair and a black mustache and he ended up I think you probably ended up going to maybe it wasn't defense he ended up going to LSU or something too but he was one of y'all's that guy

Jim Cheney it ain't Jim Chaney it's not Jim Chaney I thought it was John it's John something John something than maybe with him. You're thinking John Chavis? Chavis, yeah. He went from Crocee to Chavis.

It was John Chavis. You're right. Yeah, my buddy. Yeah, he went from Crocee to Chavis in two Thanksgivans and would lick ears and be like, that's what she said. And that's who I got all my vinyl from, by the way, and my love for vinyl, like when I had, you know, that like 900-something collection got it from him. He's the one that introduced me to all the good music and stuff like that.

But he, why, where? I can't even remember now. Oh, oh, that's what she said. That's what she said. And that's why Michael Scott said it because he was more of that age. And so it became millennial just because of the office. But I don't think we said it that much as kids. Right.

Circling back to your mama real quick, I believe it was the preceding generation. But when we were coming of age, it was definitely still enough of a thing that remember that fucking Wilmer Waldorama show on MTV? Yeah. I said good day. It was called your mama, right? Oh, your mama, yeah. Yeah, he didn't do the voice on that show. Yeah, right.

You remember him just always doing the Fess voice, but he didn't do that. Corey meets him, he gets furious. Oh, I would do it. He doesn't. He doesn't. Yeah. I think he ended up doing some unsavory stuff, but that might. Or not just say things like that off the cuff, I guess.

But here's the next one on the list. Well, I look at whether or not I've slandered wilderness. Bomorama. Booyah. Boia. That's Stuart Scott. That's us. Yeah.

Yeah, that's Stuart Scott. No, this list, we just don't have one. We're too cool for it, man. Right. Now, well, okay, so the Stewart's, all of these have an origin. But Booyal also makes sense. Like, it's like, it doesn't actually has an origin. Yeah.

I know. I know. I'm saying, you can just say, oh, Stuart Scott came up with that so it don't count. DX came up with suck it. Like, we, that, they were saying it don't count. I was saying that, like, the thing he said, it's just a celebration. But booyah is like an onomatopoeia of sorts in the sense of like that is the sound you make when something hits happens and you couldn't describe it until Stuart Scott finally said it. And now people that don't even, if you'd never heard that in your life, you'd never watch DSPN and I hit a home run and the person next to me goes, booyah!

I don't think anyone would go, boo ya, what does that mean? I think they would intrinsically know like that's the sound you. What does the who mean? Right. Who knows? It's woo-hoo. It's woo-hoo. Yeah, these are all, it's not, I know Anamonopoeia is when a word sounds like the thing that it is, but what are these things, whatever, what are the, what are things that they just, you hear them and you know that that's what that is, like an emotive.

Like hooray? Yeah, hooray or booyah or. I don't know. I'm sure there's a name for it, but I'm German. See, actually look at Wilmer-Baldrama, apparently is one of those things in retrospect. people were like, he kind of had a jail bait thing going on. That's what happened with him. At the time, it was totally fine.

You know, he was dating, like, he dated like Mandy Moore and Lohan. Demi Lovato and Lindsay Lohan. And all of those girls were like 17 at the time. Yeah. And at the time, no one cared. And then a couple years ago, people, you know, relitigating old shit the way that they do. And they're like, hey, fuck this guy from 20 years ago. Oh, no.

That means his career had to fall. Right. Yeah, exactly. The words are called exclamations. Wow. You pee. Ouch. Okay. So here's an, I thought this one was fun.

I'm not saying it's the equivalent. Here's one I hadn't thought of in years. You got to look at the screen. We'll describe it for only listeners, but this. Yeah, yeah. That's it. That's our 6.7. That's our 6.7.

I totally forgot about this, but this is a lot of fun. But see, it predates us too. My dad. Don't they do a thing with 6.7? What do they do? They do this was 6, apparently. You know that my dad. Oh.

You're right, you're right, though, Drew. They also have a something, they do have a finger thing, too. I forgot about that part. So, 1985 is when my dad gets married, and he says that... Was the ear liquor at the wedding? Do what? Me? The ear liquor at the wedding?

Oh, no, he would have been there, yeah. No, no, no, this was my... This was the year my dad got married, but it was another one of his buddy's wedding. So my dad is just sitting in the aisle, right? And his buddy, who is walking down the aisle with his bride, looks over he looks at my dad and does like this and my dad looks down and he was giving him one of these on his fucking pants in 85 so like so for people that are only listening it's the little okay gesture with your fingers and then you got to punch him in the arm

unless you can you break you break it right unless you break it like yeah if they break it if they get you with okay symbol but you and you can try attempt to break it with your fingers and if you fail then they get to punch you yeah you know makes sense a lot of fun you get to punch them and this i knew that my dad couldn't do that to him at his wedding it was genius how do you know that story core my dad told me yeah and like when like when you were young and doing this and he was like you know my wedding day yeah because my dad's the one that showed me what that is i didn't know what it was and he explained it to me so then everybody else was doing it or whatever and then just randomly as he does, one of his buddies, the guy probably died or something.

And he's like, I'll tell you what, this is how funny that guy was, at his own wedding, at his own wedding. And dad just tells me the story of it. Bill Braskey. Bill Braskey. He's got to go like that. Still, until the day he died, that motherfucker couldn't go to New Orleans for selling goddamn tickets to LSU games.

But his whole deal was he was like, it shouldn't be illegal. I wasn't selling tickets. You sell pencils, right? You sell pencils, and the tickets come with the pencils. These goddamn idiots don't know anything. They, and commission, God damn it, they strapped me to a tranny. I had to sit there all night, and now I can't go back to fucking New Orleans. And that was his Bill Braskey.

He's dead now. Big Catholic, love the Lord. Was that a transmission or a Lady of the Night? Lady of the Night. And I was using his parlance. That's not what I would call them, but like I want to have. I just was genuinely curious if they, like, run out of spots in the drunk tank or whatever. They were like, I just strap him to the goddamn transmitting.

pretty good this this symbol if I recall correctly years later nearly got co-opted by Nazis right they yeah they'll see I'm glad if in my opinion they did not succeed and I'm glad that they didn't with the Hawaiian shirts either held fast in that because I remember for a little bit there it's like oh you can't do that anymore that means Nazis and the whole time I was like fuck them that was around way before them fucking motherfuckers and so not but I don't think it worked and that's good Yeah, they tried to cancel John Sina over it, because John Sina, his big, like, for years, his thing was he would, he would do, he would do this, and then he would do this, like, to the crowd, like, everybody's okay, like, you know, fucking whatever. And they were like, he's just doing its white power, you see, because W.P. Right. And, and then John Sina's like, yeah, that's what I'm doing in front of billions of people. Like, that's, that's a thing that my baby face character is doing. You're right. um there's only two more um this one this one persist you said thank god just don't hit for you drew

no why not me okay then go ahead why don't just it for you oh no if it don't hit for you it did it first now i'm just like go ahead i regret being more these nuts i everybody knew that's like uh the first one suck it it's like yeah we all know what it means though yeah these nuts yet persist i think i think that's persisted oh it does i say it to ban all the time right okay it also usually is a punchline at least it started this one right like yeah right like hey do you have any where are the ds and they're like what are ds and you go d's nuts yeah yeah yeah i saw josh allen in an interview not long ago the quarterback for the buffalo obviously he's plays for buffalo so the interviewer is like yeah right

no i know that's my point no he's definitely he's a zoomer for sure and uh the interviewer he plays in buffalo and the interviewer was like uh so where do you think you know you've been in buffalo for a few years now who's got the best wings right and uh and he goes i'd say room 40 right and the guy's like i don't think i've heard of that room what's it called room 40 he's like yeah room 40's nuts in your mouth and the guy you know classic an actual presser yeah well i think it was like a bar stool dude or something so it's like the context is the context is different but it was uh but yeah i was like he's what he is 96 and that's the last year of the millennials okay okay we got him we got millennial all right okay well then never i was thinking i'll transcend but i guess

he's one of us so that's you know still counts and then the last one's not even spoken word and i know it ain't going to hit for y'all leit speak you all okay do you know like um well you the way leaped is spelled is the number one, the number 3, 3, 7. You might calculator stuff? Sort of, but it came way after calculator stuff. But now that you mention it, I would, the origin of it feels

like it was spelling boobs on a calculator. Boobless. You could really get a girl a Devastator with that. So, it's great. Yeah, but Leet speak was like, you know, fucking online edge lord shit for like, like,

um, you know, hacker speech and stuff. They weren't really hackers. A style of written communication that replaces letters with numbers or symbols. Originally used by early internet users as a way to circumvent content filters and create an insider language. There's a rap group DJ really likes, and they do horror rap, but they're called horror, but they spell it with nines somehow. Like there's nines in the middle. I don't remember exactly that goes.

So that's definitely still around. Yeah, well, it's like, so the example this gives is like, hello, how are you? you, like when someone was texting you, they'd type that out, H311, 110, H0, like that type, you remember that type of shit, right? Yeah, I know, I know, just like spell things, yeah, right, which, you know. But in some of these, it was to buy, but in some of these, it was to bypass, like, if you're on a 4chan thing and you don't want their algorithm to pick up something as hate speech, you write it in numbers instead of words because it won't recognize it.

4chan you think 4cham was filter in hate speech i don't know i'm just saying an example of message boards you know what i mean like you can't like that apparently that's what google just said our version of like suicide great that's that's still great and that's what i was i hate that too like either dude either if you if you if you're talking about rape and you're doing it in a serious way that you want to get attention to i understand but if the only thing you care about is like well i do it this because of monetization reasons. Do fuck you. It's so demeaning.

Like if my, if that ever happens to my sister and I hear somebody say she got raped, I will grape them in the fucking ear. Like say rape, God damn it. I'm bringing it back. Bringing it back for 2026. You, if you're talking about rape, you say rape. Unless you're being funny and then, well, then we don't do that. But rape's back.

Corey Forrester. Yeah, not the process. I do agree that it's just generally, it's infantilizing or whatever. It's right. It's weird. We all know the word of it. Don't tell me that. He killed himself.

Right. Don't take teeth out of it because it almost makes it feel like it's not important. That's right. That's how I feel. If I hear you go, this story, sorry, this story is talking about grape. I'm like, well, I'm not listening because you're too chicken shit to say what it really is. And all you care about. How many grape stories you think you've missed out on, man?

That feel bad for you. So many. Sick stories about actual grapes. I know. And I love hearing them, but I got to hear. Like a full word. Yeah. No, I'm talking about actual grapes.

Yeah. Like, I feel like you're changing the channel. You're swiping. Oh. And you didn't know it was actually just a story about a grape. Right. Yeah, that don't hit. I do love grapes.

If y'all had the new, you know, they had the cotton candy ones. Yes. But now they've got grape jelly ones that taste like Welch's. Fuck me, dude. Oh, my God. It's two fucks with my head in a way. I like the cotton candy ones, but they reminded me of the, I always bring this up.

I feel like I've said it on here. the popcorn jelly beans taste too much like popcorn and my brain's going this no my brain hates it my brain's going what is happening it's too much you'd never guess that was my favorite jelly bean would you well we've talked this before maybe before i knew yeah it is by a lot by a long shot never cared for it i don't know if it's necessarily the same reason that it don't hit for droop i just i was just always you know give me that fruit punch give me that mixed berry That's what I want. I'm here for the lime, you know, that type of shit.

I don't want. I love popcorn. I don't want a popcorn jelly bean, though. This is what I'm saying. I feel like the reason is worth talking about to me is because I can't explain it because it's like, do you like how this tastes? Yes. Do you like it? No.

Well, you said I haven't had the Welch's grapes yet, but I have had the cotton candy ones and I didn't particularly like those either. Did you know? They were fine. I just, they're good movies. They're, I don't know. I just like. I'm a child. I just like grapes for me.

I too like grapes, but they're only around a couple times a year, you know. Who like grapes? My son loves grapes, but that's not what this is about. What he really loves is Angels, which is the new thing because it's Christmas and we're decorating, but he calls him anal and buddy, that just is a gift that keeps on giving. Let me tell you what. The kid loves anal, just like his mom, am I right? I got punched for that one. I was just watching a show last night where a guy, an American dude's in Korea,

and the Korean guy is talking about how particular he is. about everything and he was like yeah i'm super particular my wife she called me anus and the guy's like and the guy's like no anal you mean anal you're anal about things and the guy's like sure you know whatever but that just got me thinking it's like it that's a wild thing to have to be for that yeah like and that we've just kept that you know throughout you know what i mean like it's still that's still you can just be anal about stuff and everybody's fine with it and it's it's weird because it's also yeah those people who don't laugh when he says it They hear what he's saying, and they don't think it's funny.

I guess because their brain's thinking about that. And I'm like, these people are race cars. And anal retinive seems like you just keep one up there. You know what I mean? A whole race car. Being anal in that way is derived from anal retentive, right? Yeah, yeah. Isn't that like some Freud shit that surely has been discredited?

And probably about butts if it's a Freud. Because everything he did pretty much has been discredited, I think. Right. He's like the OG, you know. one of the goats, yet nothing he did was correct. By the way, real quick, Bain, on anal, on anal, Bain's favorite meal is egg in a hole,

but he can't say it, so he just runs around the house going, a hole, a hole, a hole, and it super hits. That does hit, man. So, on the Freud, your guys' children are in their anal stage right now. It's definitely more of a poop and penis stage down here with me. I don't know, though. He do love his butt. I wanted to

I know we got a few minutes I wanted to ask you guys Have you seen this Anne Frank Hip Hop musical I saw a clip of it One of y'all Hold on

This came up in the thread I'm about saying Corey threaded this And Mark looked into it And isn't It might be a bit right I'm pretty sure It's been going on a long time

Yeah I thought it was real It's a self-aware It's a self-aware bit I think that's like It's like parrot It's making fun of the thing that people are taking it to actually be, I think. Because I remember this coming up,

and Mark, of course, went full mark on it. Yeah, and I think that's called me an idiot. The first time I started it was like two years ago, and he was trying to get funding for it. And it seemed pretty clear to me that he was kidding then, but the GoFummy was real. So in my head, I'm like, so is he going to have to do it if he hits his mark?

Or is he just like able to use that? I don't know what their rules are. Like, hey, this was a comedy thing. I'm supporting my own comedy. But I can't stop thinking. about it. I can't stop thinking about it. Because even if it's, it is real

now, right? Yeah, it's like even with the parody, it's a thing that he's supposed to be like Hamilton, but like what if it was about something even more? Frank. Yeah. And Frank. Yeah. Right. That's like, is that not crazy to all? Like, I'm as someone who's

not a Jew, it's none of my business. If this guy's not Jewish, that's wild, first of all. Because what you're taking, you're taking a sacred cow, you're taking like a lynchpin. icon of their culture, at least in America, and doing that with it. And if you are Jewish, it's like weirdly worse almost. You know what it feels like?

It would have been good as a 15-second stinger on 30 rock, but not as a full thing. Like that, that feels like the thing that like Jane Krakowski is just like, I'm starring in Anne Frank, the musical Tina, you know, or whatever, and it flashes to like a dumb thing. But, you know, like, the joke is, of course, not real. That bit would be, think about how we live in a culture where this is almost reality. Right. But when you do the full parody, it's like, I don't know.

You are doing it, though. I'm going to give it a shot. It's like, are you parodying our culture and how we do this? Or like, are you kind of pretended to, but like, really, you're just making jokes about Ham Frank in the form of a musical. Like, that's what's wild to me. But look, to be clear to everyone, listen, I hate Hamilton. and I don't hold any of the Founding Fathers to be sacred. I hold hip-hop to be sacred, though.

And I think there's something fucked up about... Musicals are inherently corny. Of course. And that's okay. I love hairspray. Like camp, I'm all about it. It's great. Camp, I'm in.

Hip-hop, it's like, man, you're going to do a hip-hop musical, but it's going to be cheesy. That feels... It just feels like you're fucking over a lot. It sounds about white to me. But you know the worst part about it. it, though. And I did enjoy it just because I like history. I didn't enjoy it the second time as much. The first time I was like, I watched it with Travis. I was like, this is weird. And I watched it

the second time and I was like, because the first time I was just appreciating it from a technical aspect. But here's the worst part, Drew, is that you're correct that it's corny, but you can 100% tell that Lynn Manuel Miranda does not think that at all. That's where I hate him. And I've been calling ice on him every day. Yeah. He, you can, you can tell that like the other people I think are aware of like yeah we're doing a fun thing that motherfucker the earnest in his voice and like him

thinking that he's written these lines are spitting and like he's going to get a new president elected it comes through that he doesn't think it's as corny as it is if that makes sense yeah that's how corny people are dog right but he's a talented I hate his ass

yeah this is going to be very raven as I make it about myself but the Anne Frank musical thing it's like how we've talked of y'all seen it happen many times when people still to this day people ask me all the time like you know i love your videos or whatever like why are you in your car like why are you in your jeep or whatever you know and i'm always like well to me that was like that's like part of it it's like that's where like i'm never man and ang you what angry we see angry white dude jelling

at their phones in there where are they at always they're in the front seat of their car right it also inspires spontaneity i was supposed to be like you know at the beginning, it was like making fun of those dudes or whatever. Yeah, the dudes in their F-150. Yeah, right, exactly. But, but really, I'm just another

angry white dude who's sitting there. I'm just, I'm just that thing. But it's like, that's like, it's like, it wasn't as a show. No, Trey. I think Hamilton, Hamilton, you said this is such a horrible thing, and it's like, I think to them, it's like, Hamilton,

those founding father dudes, they were slave owners, a lot of them, and they were I like this stuff. So it's like, so making a musical out of those guys and lionizing them in that way, even if you subvert it by making them played by actors of color, like that's fucking kind of weird if you really think about it. And I think this dude is highlighting that, but given Anne Frank the same treatment to be like,

you want to be over. Right, but I think you're still right though that's like pointing it out in an idea or whatever is like, but when you really do it, like, you know, then maybe it becomes something else. I don't know. I'd have to go see it, which I'm not going to. My problem was it's hard to figure out exactly what they're satirizing. Because it's like you've sacrificed Anne Frank's legacy,

not completely, but you know, during this hour and a half, you've sacrificed their legacy for what? But that, I guess I kind of see, but see that it feels like you're mad about Hamilton, not the Holocaust. That's fucking wild. Yeah, like I said, it's wild. It's a funny thing to pitch or a, funny thing to put in a tiny

sketch. And there's a lot of things that are funny ideas to say like, if you're just in a podcast, like, what if they did a musical about Anne Frank? But then when you actually take it to the nth degree, like, for instance, I had an idea one time that was like a, what if we had a show like Dexter where a, he was

a, the guy was a child molester, but he only molested bullies. You know, well, that's a funny. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. I like that. But not to do this show. There's a lot like Am Frank the musical. but you don't do the show you know what I mean you just say you just pitch the show and maybe it's a cutaway on 30 rock it's like no he has these urges but don't worry he just fucks the kid in eighth grade who makes fun of the girls you know like that's but you don't do the show the only molest kids who yeah you don't do the show it's the implication yeah it's the other thing I thought up I know we got to go you know We're going to wait into it.

It's got to be tough to just be a regular-ass Jew right now. You know? Like, my-in- there are in America. And, like, so many people are trying to associate you and your regular-ass life with, like, the policies of a place you don't even live. Right. I'm just not sure with all the stereotypes those people have to suffer under. One of them is obviously, and Larry David's taking it to the nth degree and made it lovable.

But one of them is, like, that they're, like, insufferable. They're always complaining. erotic yeah him and you were the one bitch who could keep her mouth shut and now they made her rap it's like it's like it's like it's like hey am prince who's not known for being annoying and then are you doing is this anything right now is that what you're doing that's that's a that's definitely a bit like that's a really funny cake on that's a very drew take too it's like uh it's like someone was like this is the one jew not known for being and nothing could change that and then Lynn Manuel Goldberg was like right now

that's so fucking funny I have to end on that we do we do were you going to be come and see me in Fort Wayne Indiana this weekend please and then see the three of us together in two weeks the weekend before Christmas home for the holidays Zanis Nashville and then I got a bunch of other dates in 2026 already as well they're all at traycrouter.com please please come see us be a zanis. My monthly in Knoxville is canceled. So if you're excited about that, sorry, I would love to have told you fellows why, because it is really funny, but we didn't have a chance because I wanted to talk about Jew Hamilton. Hey, go to Corey Wrightsfor-you.com. That's my

substack. And by the way, thanks to everybody. Y'all made me number five in humor this week. That was a pretty big jump from number 50. So appreciate you being on there, reading my essays and all that stuff. Come see us in Nashville. On December 12th, I will be in Washington, D.C. as part of the comedy documentary and show, the Muslims are coming, too. Don't worry, I'm not one of the Muslims. And also December 27th, I am coming too. And also December 27th, as has been for the past three years now, seems like I have a residency there. I will be in Asheville, North Carolina. I'll throw all those ticket links up in the bio. Thank.

Oh, and hey, keep your ears and eyes peeled for new promos for the new show that I just directed and wrote and helped film Curtin Jerkers, a new wrestling comedy show coming soon to you. Had a blast this weekend hanging out with all the dudes. Thank you all for listening to The Well Red Show. We love to stick around longer, but we got to go. Tune in next week if you got another. Thank you, God bless you.

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