wellRED podcast - Soo-dough Science and Stuff

Episode Date: December 17, 2025

We are gonna be in Nashville this weekend! come see us! On this episode we talk about the universe and vibes and stuff!   TraeCrowder.com for tix   DrewMorganComedy.com   CoreyWritesForYou.com

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That means a black woman's talking about. you, by the way. I think when they're burning, it's just a regular person is talking about you, but if they're bleeding, it means a black woman is righteously going in on you somewhere. Reading you for filth, isn't that a thing they say? Reading two filth, or getting red two filth or red for filth, one of those is a, is that a gay thing or a black thing or both? There's a lot of overlap with those two situations. It's overlapped or gay's just taking it. Yeah, gays really become black women sometimes.

And I don't know. I've seen people try to claim that it's, you know, sometimes the inverse. I don't know. That black women act like gay dudes? That some of the slang and stuff, you know, it originates with the gays. Right. I've only ever seen that myself, it originates from the black gays. right because i never seen us get credit for any good slang i'm not saying i'm mad about that i've just

never seen it yeah with like because if you think about it like with the phrase like here's the t gun to my head i couldn't answer whether a gay started that or a black woman started that because it sounds like it could easily be both and i would bring my money that it was a black man that's where i would black man black gay man right yeah or identify you understand what you understand whatever yeah okay someone on the alphabet spectrum who happens i mean i mean we've come up with some pretty good ones you just ain't supposed to say them you know what i mean like there's this there's this comic nick i can't remember he's i knew him from new york acquaintances he had this go viral joe buddn was talking about it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the one where he's talking about

y'all actually took our word yeah we're talking about how we always get accused of still in your culture and that's true but you guys also take our best stuff the n-word that one word that one was out. Yeah. It was. It was. And Joe Bunn went. God damn.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Boys, hey,

I know we always plug at the end, but I just got to tell you how pumped I am for this weekend. I just got my place to stay in Nashville, so it's officially real. And this weekend, come see us starting. If you're listening to this, as it comes out on Wednesday,

we'll be at Zanis tomorrow through Saturday. That is December, the 18th through the 20th, correct? Yep. Come see us. Late show is sold out. Still have tickets available, I think, right? The late shows on Friday and Friday and Thursday has tickets. I think, no, Thursday sold out, didn't it?

Thursday sold out. Thursday sold out. I think they opened up some tickets, boys. I think that they were all showing sold out but one, and now only one show and sold out. I think it's because they finalized our guest list. And I think they released like six tickets per show. I was about to say for the first year ever,

I didn't turn in a single comp. I had less too. It wouldn't surprise me if they hold more for us than they do for most comics because of years past. And then this year we didn't use that many. So yeah, that might have freed up, you know, 15-ish, 15 or so tickets for each of the shows.

Either way. Get on it, bitch. Act now. Get them while they're hot. I'm pumped, yeah. I'm very pumped to answer your question. I'm super pumped. I'm super pumped.

Did you ever talk to you about the Silurian hypothesis? Does this have to do with aliens? Mm-mm. Nah, no. I mean, maybe, who knows? I would say probably. So lizard people are right, but not the ones you're thinking of. Not the Jewish anti-Semitic.

lizard i wasn't thinking of that until you said it but then now yeah well again as we've talked about on here before most of my life until like five years ago i never associated that with jewish stuff at all until i found out it's like no that originated as an anti-jew thing but it's like if everything does especially in the world of conspiracy theories turns out i just used to use that for rich people and then my rich people slur got taken away but what are you going to do anyway uh ancient lizard people that basically the idea that if there was, it's not even saying that there was, but pointing out that if there was an advanced civilization of presumably lizard people in between, you know, the

dinosaurs and us somewhere along the way, millions of years ago, that we would, we wouldn't know and we'd have almost zero way of knowing now today. Wait, why wouldn't we know? because over those great it would leave it that covering up their tracks though well now why would they do that I don't know

lizards why would they do anything right well these are smart lizards yeah well you don't know I'm saying they're so advanced I'm also an advanced I'm just saying if I'm just saying

a bird culture that they have to hide from also and there's a lizard people bird people who are happening so they live in hiding observed us if ants observed us there'd be a lot of shit

that we do that is so commonplace for us but ants would be like why the fuck do they do that so we can't comprehend why they would do the things that they do

because to them we're the ants you know right if an aunt saw me wiping my ass he'd be like why the fuck is it

because you don't wipe your ass you know what I mean a lizard person wiping their ass I'd be like oh to get the shit off yeah right

right because over those great great expanses of time on that like geologic scale everything gets basically ground to dust and covered up if you're talking about millions of years so fossils the latter right exactly see so this is what the people ask a lot of questions they're like well we know dinosaurs didn't even have an advanced civilization and we know that they it's the great joe Zimmerman it's like yeah they've never found the bears bones it's like yeah but they have found bears

Well, also the way he phrased it is, well, I have no idea if that's true, but you know what we have found, bears. Yeah, because his buddy, Dave is a bigfoot enthusiast and he was like, every Dave is. Every day. Right, yeah, but he's like, you know, people are like, how come we, how come we never found, how come we've never found Sasquatch remains? And one of their arguments is, you know, we've never found bear remains. And then Joe's like, yeah, but we have found bears. So, but so fossils, right? The dinosaur, they was so, this whole planet was just lousy with fucking dinosaurs, right?

I see. I think I know it's. For millions of years. Right. And then we have, we have, what, 700 fossils? I don't, I don't have any fucking fossils. Well, yeah, they add dinosaurs. I mean, like T-Rex.

became a cultural phenomenon and then like we found out there was bigger versions but it was too late to make like I kind of feel bad I don't know what they're called I don't know their name. Megalon. Megadonon. People are doing it harder than T-Rex. Underground dinosaurs

people don't even know about, not mainstream. It is a short chord. And it's like, to your point. Stegi-a-s-Stegi. That's one I was thinking of. Steggy. Oh, Steggis. Steggis. Steggars is bigger than T-Rex.

I'm talking about a T-Rex-like. That's bigger. The jaws and all that. Gigantosaurus or something. Sometimes they have very like sort of on the nose names and other times it's... Okay, so I'm rocking with that. But fossil, a very perfect set of circumstances has to happen for a fossil. It's not just a dinosaur died and then we found it later.

Like it has to perfectly occur in order to be fossilized. It's one in a million, but dinosaurs were here for so many. So long, there were so many of them that we still have plenty, even though it's a one and a million shot. This alleged group was like a smaller... Short-lived. Just like we have not been here that long, right, like compared to dinosaurs, right? So if they were like us and also advanced, I mean, what's the old thing they said? Like, if the entirety of humanity was crunched into a 24-hour window frame, humans wouldn't show up until 1159 and 59 seconds till midnight.

Yeah, it's accurate because we're going to blow the planet up and that will be. Yeah, the midnight, right, doomsday clock or stuff. We've just been that. I mean this so sincerely, but it isn't going to sound funny because of who I am, but why should I give a shit? Yeah, I don't know. Why do they give a shit? You don't think you don't have fun thinking about stuff? Sure, sure, sure, but what I want to know in the conspiracy world, do they draw any, like, and if we did know about their ways, we would understand, like, do you understand what I'm saying?

are there is it anything other than this is cool for them because most conspiracy theories end up with like and this is why we have cancer you know what i mean right right right like is there any attachment you know what i mean like they build a spaceship we got to go find it or atlantis is real or anything like that uh no i think they just it's um it's from a paper by an astrophysicist uh two astrophysicists of 2018 where they just was like Hey, well, y'all think about this, wouldn't this be wild? Pretty much, I mean, that's pretty much all it is. Because they just pointed out, like, because of, since fossilization is very rare and, you know, there have been, dinosaurs is so goddamn old and all that old shit is so old that there has been, because here's an argument people make, oil, right, fuel and stuff like that, there's been enough of that.

carbon to fuel like an advanced civilization like an industrial civilization for 350 million years already so they could have had like sources of fuel but other people say it's like right but we we're draining those resources and like they weren't already somewhat drained do you know what I mean it's not not the ones that we found there might be other ones like other you know deposits and shit that we haven't tap maybe we find and you tap there used to be oil oil here, but it seems to be gone. That would be wild, but that has not happened yet. Other people say, like, mining for resources, like mountains be old as fuck, obviously. So old. And that

we've also never found, like, ancient mines, mine shafts or anything like that, that, you know, that were there already or that type of thing, things that would survive. Because any kind, all of our sky, all of New York City, all of Manhattan and everything. I don't know how long it would take, but

it'd be gone. Yeah. I mean, just tens of thousands of years, let alone millions. Like maybe not even that long. Maybe just three, four thousand years. Oh, dude. Yeah. You ever have like a old...

Gone. You go into a house where an old lady died like 10 years ago and just no one's been in there for a minute and that motherfucker's already starting to go. You know what I mean? Like, it's crazy. Yeah, she'll be almost completely gone. Yeah. Yeah.

Uh-huh. Uh, right. So there was also this thing that we found that initially when they found it, people started being like, that's it. That's the Seleurians or whatever. And it's called the... It's supposed to just slur. I know.

I was thinking about that. It's pretty good. Paleocene Eocene Thermal Maximum. That's what it's called, the P-E-T-M. Okay. A geologically brief time interval characterized by an average global temperature shift of between 9 and 14 degrees and a sudden massive output of carbon into the ocean and atmosphere so they blew up a bomb so well 55 million years ago out of nowhere

the temperature rises and all this carbon gets put into the atmosphere and so you know I thought the leading theory on that was super volcano erupted right and then I mean it probably was that it probably was not lizard people building spaceships but not manmade but being made catastrophe, like us doing nukes. Yeah, just, right. Just pointing at it and being like, hey, you know, what if? We don't know. Could have been there.

Did you know that scientifically the Yellowstone has been, is like long overdue for all them geysers and volcanoes underground to, like long overdue to explode. And if it does, this is what I heard, if it do, like the, like the people I've heard. that don't get covered in lava will be engulfed in smoke. Could be wrong. Bro, the Midwest, everybody's dead. If that thing blows, it's over. I mean, I don't just mean America.

Like, I mean, the Chinese resourceful folk that they are, they might maybe, could be in the air. They could maybe survive like a nuclear winter because that's what would happen. But America gone. This whole hemisphere gone if that motherfucker blows up. Is that a tunnel, Joe, or just because they're on the other side? of the world. They can fly.

Why would they be in the air? They can fly. They do that's running up. That documentary crouching tiger, hitting dragon. I was talking to you, Trey. Why would they survive?

They probably wouldn't. I'm just saying maybe because they, well, they'd have to go into bunkers and shit like that at least for a little while because and they can fit into them better. That's a wild statement in 2020. What? I'm just fucking with you.

Me? Yeah. Why? Why? Why? Well, anybody, they're just on the opposite side of the planet, is why I said that. I said, I don't understand. Or because they're tunnel people.

And you said resourceful. So I was like, well. That's tunnel people. They are resource. They are. And you can fit more of them into a bunker than you can fat Americans. You know what I mean? It's so tempting to.

Anyway, um, do an accent. Do you think, so I've read some of those. You'll do it in private just to get it out of your system before you have to go talk to people? It's not a big thing for me because I'm not great at them. So it only comes up in a situation like this where I think the line would hit. Like the line is what I want to get off more than anything, but you've got to do the accent with the line. But other than that, like, no, it's not a big thing for me. So that's just what I thought.

I think people like to say that just because it sounds wild as hell. But it's not really. Especially geologic. Well, it's a real thing. The Yellowstone Super Volcano and all that is a real thing. but especially geologically speaking, it's not at all overdue. Apparently, that's good to know.

Average interval between eruptions is, we think, 725,000 years, and the most recent eruption was around 100,000 years ago. So that's not. How long before it goes from being overdue to, I guess this one was a dud, you know what I mean? I'll be good. I don't know. I don't know how they decide that.

About both those things. and it's something I kind of I want to talk you about anyway. We've touched on it. What Corey read about, I've read about it before too, was positive by scientists and is within the realm of possibility, right?

Yeah, and then like, you know, the science community is like, yeah, well, I mean, it could, but it's actually not going to be overdue until 725 and blah, blah, blah. And then the thing you were talking about was positive by astrophysicists. Is that what you said?

Yeah, the earlier thing, yeah. Yes. How much of that is what I call the WWEification of corporate or whatever. Like, okay, here's a perfect example in our world. I think that for what he does, Andrew Schultz is talented. Yeah, he's the biggest comedians of our generation. Yeah. And no one talks about his stand-up comedy.

Right. And he knows this. Like, he talks about it. I think the smartest thing he ever did was that Netflix thing, that series of Netflix things he did during the pandemic. And one of the things he talked about, he had its comparison of Trump and Takashi 6-9, who were in the media at the same time as each other.

And he said, they understand that in modern, the modern West, clout is currency. For sure. And that sounded like something Eric Bischoff would have said if he was still paying attention to, like it was such. Yeah, he did say that. Controversy equals cash. I'm wondering if, like, these scientists, these astrophysicists, like, work at, I don't want to disparage any university, but they're not at Harvard, right?

They're not getting big grants. They're trying to make a splash. Academia is overrun and overwrought with too many people. So they got to make a name for themselves. One of my best friends teaches at Harvard and has been wanting to move back to the South and can't find a job that suits him where they'll hire him. Because, like, there's other people who taught it. you understand what I'm saying like he's competing with the same so my point being like how much of that is just like sure it's within the realm of possibility but all that's happening is here is two guys who can't get anything published anything decent yeah this is a wild thing in an attention economy yeah yeah right right right well that makes sense it it don't not make sense but dude scientists have been on some wild shit for a long fucking time that's we forget the lady who jacked off the dolphin until it killed itself a hey a that was in like the 70s I thought we were clapping for it is.

Oh, yeah. And like... I hear you, but that was the CIA telling him to do that. Jacking the Dolphins off, yeah. Yeah, but scientists, scientists do, they do wild shit, too. I agree, and I'm not trying to act like that's new. I just feel like the attention economy is infiltrating everything.

I brought up comedy first as like, my point with Schultz being, this dude gets attention for everything but stand-up comedy, but he's known as a stand-up comic. I just feel like it's definitely happens in politics. I mean, Trump is the perfect example. He wasn't a fucking politician. And a W.W.E. Hall of Fame.

The attention economy is, it's everywhere, even academia. That's my stance. I don't care if you believe it. I mean, yeah, dude, I follow a paleontologist. Do be that way. I follow a paleontologist right now who. That's a wild sentence. Go ahead, though.

Yeah, but you're about to understand exactly why. I'm scrolling through my Instagram feed one day, and I see this. This particular paleontology. has titties. Yeah, and I mean, good. Like, she's fucking stacked, boy. But, like, it's not, but listen to me. She's not, like, professionally dressed, and I'm just like, oh, look at it.

Like, she's in a bikini next to a dinosaur. Bro, you got me. You know what I mean? So I get on there. And at first, I'm like, okay, well, this is just a really hot woman who's into dinosaurs. No, turns out she was a paleontologist. She worked at this very prestigious, whatever, and she kept getting sexually harassed. because apparently, you know, as you can imagine,

that is a male-dominated field or whatever, and if you're an attractive woman, they just think, like, well, she wouldn't have worn that dress if she didn't want me to blah, blah, blah. The dinosaur nerds don't know how to act around a woman. Woman, right. So anyways, she was like, well, fuck this. I'm not going back into it.

I'm going to use that to my advantage, and I'm going to get on Instagram looking all hot and talking about dinosaurs and shit. And I mean, hey, got me, because she also has OnlyFans. I fucking subscribe. It's awesome because, you know, And I don't know, I mean, she is hot, but I don't know if I'd have done it unless it was that specific niche. Because, like, I do love, I do love hearing about dinosaurs and stuff.

And it's like, why not listen to the woman with such great tense talk about it? So it's that, but I'm saying it's a, it's the attention economy is leaking over into academia. Like, she's like, this is being better for my career. You allowed yourself there to back up my point. I would, there's got to go into my grave with some of the sentences you said. And not because I think you should be ashamed. You're just going to get catch hell for it. I don't care.

Do you know about? I know you do. Why am I going to catch hell though? You know about this woman? And if you don't, I'm about to make your week. You know about the news anchor who has done nothing? Yeah. Thicker in the bowl of oatmeal, baby.

Woo! Oh, I follow her. Nothing to draw. She just dresses like a news anchor dresses. Yeah. But she has started for social media clicks to just read the comments, people leave on her regular news reports. Trey, have you seen this woman? Yeah.

Yes, the thick girl. She's, she's just. It's extremely beautiful. Hilarious. Somebody said you thicker than zoo glass. I never heard that one before. The one that I saw this morning that was only funny because she read it is I didn't know that you could have a fat nine, but here we are. Right.

Yeah, yeah. No, I love her, dude. Anyway, yes, that's another perfect example of what I'm talking about. like this woman is trying to advance her career how do you do that is it by reporting the very well no not enough it's not enough anymore maybe it never was i don't know i didn't i wasn't alive back then but i just kind of feel like sometimes when i see those things i'm like well this mid-level no offense your boy can't sell but 30 tickets in the south but this mid-level paleontologist or whoever right astrophysicist is like well this will get clicks to

my page and then I go to get a job and I say, I had a paper that had 400,000 downloads last year and they go, holy shit, how did he do that? Our best guys do that. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, it's just like built like brick shit houses. That's why motherfucker. It's like what's happened to like, you know, ESPN sports. Oh, yeah. Obviously politics and just everything. Dude, like Pablo Tour.

Everything's turned into wrestling. journalism outside of sports regular journalism same thing Twitter had a whole lot to do with that you got to be first it's less important to be right than it is for a while it was for a while it was lebitard and then even lebitard will admit that like once he went out on his own and started the the lebitard network it's like yeah a lot of the stuff he does is specifically for virality and for clicks but like right now at least the only person who is like a good fucking journalist in the sports world

that also is very popular and very popular specifically because of how good of a actual sports journalist he is, is Pablo Tori. And now he's also good in front of the camera. You know what I mean? But like other than that, it's just people. It's the Stephen A. Smith, Skip Bayless effect. That's how you have to do it.

And Pablo Tori, you know, takes issues with that and has those people on his show and is like, what the fuck? like, what happened? Like, obviously that's fun, but it used to be that was one show that's like, this is what they do. This is their thing. And now it's all the shows

and seeing actual journalism is the crazy fucking thing. Well, my theory on that is they started getting the data back in real time in terms of what people are into. I mean, it's also why our media has turned more conservative,

not just in terms of the news media, but like, dude, Taylor Sheridan. Right. Almost all he makes now is libertarian porn. Right. And the reason why they're giving him a pile of money is now that they have data on it, they're like, well, this turns out this is what people want. It turns out Pat McAfee is one of the most popular sports journalists we've ever had on this network.

Sure. We thought doing this very, like, in-depth job was important to people. It's not to most people. Not to most people, no. Unfortunately, it's not. And, you know, with the Sheridan. it like they'll just play it sucks for me that they'll just play to that and it's like academia and politics because it's way more important than football right and like with sheridan like if you if you just pitched me most of the shows that he does that i walk that i'd watch every now and then

i'd be like oh god damn it this fucking right wing bullshit but then he'll fuck around oh kevin costner's in it billy bob thornton's in it and now i'm like god i fundamentally disagree with the message of the show but i'm gonna fucking watch it so he's already got half the population that want to hear it for the message and then people who inherently disagree with the message are still like yeah but dude hearing billy bob safe stuff hits you know he's very good but i was more trying to explain why he has nine instead of two shows yeah i think it's because people are wanted they want that and i think macafee it's because people want that like when pablo tory goes this used to be one show what happened ESPN found out they could make a lot more money if they

did seven of them sure and and people realize they could keep their jobs if they said wild shit. Yeah, I mean, for sure. You got people like, I mean, I guess Jason Whitlock's like a perfect example because like before, yeah, yes, I brought it up for that reason. Yes. What's the kind of ugly long hair guy who does sports? He's very serious.

Nick, Nick, right. Nick Wright, he's the one that Pablo had on his show and they were like going back and forth about. And Pablo, I like that guy. No, no, Pablo even said he's like, of these people, this guy's the best one because he can back a lot of the shit that he says up or whatever. And that guy was just making the argument of like, essentially like, yeah, like, I'll admit that this part of what I do isn't journalism.

Fox News won't, you know what I mean? Like, this is just commentary and opinion or whatever. But, like, I also can be objective about things and write journalistically. But, like, no, I love that guy. I think he hit that. But the whole thing ain't back. Like, dude, I enjoy watching Shannon and Skip and Steve. There's nothing wrong with that type of thing.

It sucks that culturally we decided that's all there can be. You know, there are people attempting to do that with comedy. Yes, and they're turning into battle rap. I can't stand it. Like comedy punditry, basically, like talking heads, except they're usually not on camera. Some of them are on camera. But like the shit that Stephen A does for sports and that type of thing,

there's people doing that for the comedy world. Oh, you mean when they like talk about being. or, like, cover it, like, they're a journalist or whatever? Yeah. There's an entire cottage industry. Elvin Graveyard is the one that, right, that hits for everybody. But I would call that closer to journalism because... Him, yeah, but there's a lot more...

He's just the one that hits of the... But it's like a whole sub-genre on YouTube, and a lot of them are not that. But you brought Jason Whitlock, we should reference real quick, and then we'll take a break. Jason Whitlock, if people don't know, is a black conservative sports journalist who was a sports journalist who then came over into politics under the umbrella of the inimitable clay Travis uh Tennessee's own which like this that's such I'm not just saying this because I'm a Tennessee and like I've hated Clay Travis since before he ever even got into politics for sure he's always been an insufferable fucking trick like and so it just says

something about just most conservatives in general I feel like because we can tell before you even said anything. Exactly, exactly. Before you ever got into it, it's nothing's ever been less surprising than him you know, pivoting into being a conservative pundit or whatever because he was always such an insufferable prick

like even when he just did sports shit. But anyway, it's like imagine if Bill Maher had worse opinions somehow. Right. But on his network is Jason Whitlock, another sports journalist who went into conservative punditry but he's a black guy and apparently

our buddy, friend of the show, denizen of the Ske Universe, Donnie Singsdack, who lives in Nashville, told me that Jason Whitlock, I think, I don't know if he currently lives there or what, but this is no longer happening. But at one point, Jason Whitlock moved to Nashville

and started doing open mics and doing sets at Zanee's Comedy Club, right? And I was like, Donnie just said that. And I said, Dear Lord, is it is, was it as bad as I'm imagining? And he goes, oh, dude, maybe worse. Dot, dot, dot. The local black comics gave him the nickname Uncle Bomb,

which is so goddamn funny, dude. I told my dad that last night. I told my dad that last night at my birthday dinner or whatever, and he thought that was the funniest goddamn thing he'd ever heard. And I'm certain he aligns with Whitlock on a lot of things, but he thought that was great. Uncle Bombs blabbing. All right, let's take a quick.

break and we'll be right back after this all right and we're back yeah you said something a minute ago that I wanted to say something else about but now I don't remember it I wanted to make sure and get the Whitlock thing out there but then I

lost it after that I'll do a little quick recap of everything we were talking about big titted paleontologist Stephen A. Smith Pablo Torrey before that we were on the lizard people tip of dinosaurs um other than that i got nothing yeah i got yeah i got i got nothing so i tried to look up some of the like you know silly scientific studies for the years or whatever and i mean i found some but the one that sticks out to me

is apparently scientists determined that um bisexual people are more likely to be left-handed so they get called gay early on and then they just accept themselves that's a great theory I believe that that's all that's happening there they got called gay and they're like well screw it I'm not sure yeah we nailed that

all right next apparently chickens can tell if people are hot or not maybe okay like it's sexually attractive because they're letting them fuck like come on now how do we

chickens apparently would they peck at pictures they seem to prefer pictures of humans that are conventionally attractive over pictures

ugly yeah maybe they that would imply they don't hit for them yeah but they can tell it would still yeah

it would still be that they know they're hot and they get jealous right yeah is it just chickens what about roosters uh

I don't know it just says I bet roosters everybody it's a bunch of jealous ass Bitches. Next. Yeah, next.

Boom. There you go. Scientists in Switzerland played music for wheels of cheese. I've done that. I didn't get a fucking grant. Different genres of music. During the cheese is aging process.

I was not a refrigerator like John Q. And according to their study, each cheese developed a distinct flavor profile. Well, my craft singles really received Tyler Childers well, and I do think it adds a certain level. So the hip-hop infused cheese was described as having a stronger aroma and taste than the classical music-infused counterpart. It was funky. Have you ever seen those videos where they play music in the water with the plant in it and then the water's cleaner than the meat where they like yelled, I hate you or whatever? You don't know about that?

I do. If you were a scientist, that would be your job to scream at plants. Scream at plants. Fuck you. Fuck you. I was a subject. I mean $3 a day doing that in Australia, dude. Nobody had ever killed a plant as quick as me.

I'd get to the core, you know what I mean? Your mother was a whore. All the bees. The plant tells you where Osama bin Laden is. Just shut up. I'll say anything. Is this related to Corey recently? I don't remember if it was this show when Drew wasn't here or P.O.A.

or what, but I was telling you about that suit. science documentary that I saw while high in college and believed it for a couple of days before realizing it was insanely stupid. Yeah. In that drew, this whole pseudoscience documentary from like 20 years ago, they had a little cult following because it like captivates conspiracy theorists. Yeah. That again, I saw while high at the age of 20 and got sucked into and it had me, it had me there for a second was basically trying to posit that. it was like sort of the secret

before the secret that like human thought can like impact physical reality basically and they tried to frame it through a scientific lens because of quantum mechanics right Corey sent me a thing yesterday about how about how

photons seem to know when they're being observed or not you know the whole show here's cat thing and like observation can alone can change things which is like true which is simulation theory like it means that like yeah it doesn't render the way i was explained it was like in a video game where it's like that video game only renders what you can see because it would take up too much data to render the shit behind it so when so adams only react when you're like they're kind of like i guess it would be like the fucking um in toy

story when the kids run in all the fucking dolls go brup you know what i mean but the opposite yeah but well we'll come back to that in just a second but anyway i like to that i like to that in part of that documentary they had monks fucking like vibing to plants like positively positive vibes and prayers and shit to plants in saying that they like the plants hit harder they grew better or something like that all of it sounds like prayer and that like they said they put things under microscopes

and when people would be like oh look at this lovely fucking petri dish versus fuck you petri dish and that type of thing then under microscopes the one that got yelled at like looked all fucked up and weird and the other one like blossomed or whatever the fuck like shit like that but i don't know how real any of that be you know i mean some of that sounds like some stuff that i'm aware of and that is real i mean i brought up the plant thing because i'm pretty sure it's been uh was it repeated recreated i don't know if the cheese thing is real is it do you know if it's been recreated Like, have other people been able to copy the result? Thank you. I couldn't think of that word.

I don't know. But also, it's one of those things. Like, who's determining the outcome? Do you know what I mean? Like a cheese, cheese sommelier? Yeah, maybe. I mean, like. A cheese monger.

It sounds a little bit like this sort of universe is a hologram theory, which is more of a metaphor. Like, when you get into the physics of that, that's one of Stephen Hawking's, like, last theories, he was working on and he's not the only one. There's been a lot of people talking about it. I think for me, I'm a little more woo-woo than a lot of people, but a lot less woo-woo than I don't know, my wife. I think that people like see this or like that documentary, I'm sure what happened is like something happened in the lab. And then the people who made this documentary

drew these wild conclusions from it. Yeah, right. And then like very reasonable people like yourself, Trey, are like, well, then fuck all that. And it's like, well, hold on. We may not know what happened, but this guy being an idiot doesn't mean nothing happened. We may not have figured out what happened. We just don't know the why. But something has happened here.

Like, regardless of what your theory is, it did happen, which is crazy. So fucking why? And what I've seen on stuff like that is like, there is, there does seem to be some sort of connection we don't understand, I guess is the way to phrase it, in terms of everything matter. itself is a vibrational energy. It's string theory. And so like, yes. So like vibes are a very real thing that unfortunately in our culture

have been turned into like, you know, the secret. You know what I mean? Like you can have a million dollars if you just have good vibes, man, where it's instead it's more like on a molecular level, if you yell at something, literal vibrations will probably affect it. What if you yell angrily, but you say positive things? I bet it would suck those plants up. Yeah, they were not.

conscious but I literally think just like oh it's it's almost like yeah doesn't that mimic if you went through a storm right it's scary like yeah it's time you might just literally be damaging it you know and also with that whole like positive vibes things it's like okay most of everything that you get in life

that's good comes through connections like we all know that like nothing really is a meritocracy like and if you're a positive vibey fun person you're going to get more opportunities because people want to be around you and if you're fucking mean they don't and so you're like but it's like it's not like see i'm doing this all with my mind it's like no you're just kind of fun and so good things will happen to you so there's actually

some pretty intense studies going on with that right now it's like in psychology and brain whatever behavioral stuff it also has to do with it will change your behavior yeah right if you do like you will be differently because your reality your reality because your reality is, in fact, something you are imagining. If you pretend long enough, you will become that thing. Right. And, like, so if you, like, if you tell yourself, I'm going to X goal, your brain starts, like, seeing things it wouldn't have seen before,

like an opportunity. To make that come through. Yes. And, um, you will subconsciously work towards that goal. And to be fair to the witches, that's a little witchy. It is witchy. one of my favorite ones of these is like when people are like I won't fuck with any like essential oils or any of that that's all a bunch of bullshit Chinese medicine it's like sure but like acedaminophen literally they figured it out from a tree bark so like it's fine for you to mistrust the white girl with the thing on the the swirly thing on her bedroom wall when she's trying to fix your sinus infection but don't pretend like there's no validity to witchy stuff because most of that came from a time where trial and error,

I mean, yeah, a lot of them murdered three kids, you know, because they gave them onions for the clap or whatever the hell it was. But. Right. Like if you just apply science to, if you just take away their witchy words and apply science to it, it makes sense. It's like they'll be like, oh, I don't take, you know, Advil, I just make a turmeric tea. And it's like, right, well, turmeric has anti-inflammatory properties therefore it mimics the same thing you're getting out of badville so now that i've said said it like that it's like yeah okay you know it works so like yeah don't you don't mistrust everything they're saying just because they got a septum ring you know what i mean one time andy called someone i think she called him an energy vampire and i was like and she was explaining people feeding off others

like Colin Robinson Colin Robinson do you watch that show yeah i do it's great yeah he's And this is pre-calling. Yeah. So I was just like, all right, well, and then she'd explain it. And I was like, oh, a narcissist. Yeah, got it. Right. I got it.

I know what we're talking about the same thing. And we have different ways of saying. Yeah, I mean, there are people, there are people who like, I will be more tired after a conversation with them than I will be another person. And it's not even the rate at which they talk. It's just the way, the vibe, they're whatever. And I'm just like, God, damn, what have? Right. I'm probably that guy for a lot of people.

Pre-Colon Robinson, she was using that. Depends on the day and how, you know, how choy you're being. Thank you. She was using it quite literally. You know what I mean? Like, the idea is like this person literally gets more energy off of being shitty to you. I'm like, what are you talking? Anyway, go ahead.

I said we'd circle back to it. You said, you were like, in that video you sent, you know, said this too. It's like one way people explain it. but light photons and stuff, they seem to, particles of light seem to somehow know when they're being observed and that changes how they act, which is wild. And it is wild. So some people said maybe that's evidence that we're in a simulation

because like you said, in video games, the whole environment, it doesn't render until you look at it because that saves computational power. And I get that. But my question is like, when you play a video game and that's how that works it's you are the one playing it's just you you're playing it right right it's on your screen your machine renders it because you're playing it if we're all in a simulation like would that mean in that version of it it's like a matrix version simulation where we're like you know we are real people that are hooked into this

versus we're part of it. Yeah, right, right. We're code. We're, you know, we're MPCs, essentially, even though we have sentience, but we're within it. Because if it's the latter, I don't really get the rendering thing. Right.

And if it's the former, every one of the six billion people on Earth is a player in the game. So most of it would have to be rendered a lot of the time. I mean, there's huge, huge stretches of it that wouldn't in the wilderness. and stuff but like you know what I'm talking about is so my new though right we're talking about protons right or photons yeah so like dumb ass yeah but photons are light and lights

fucking everything like I get that but my point is I can imagine a scenario where things are rendered just not at the microscopic subatomic level until you look also if that were true that would mean if a tree falls in the woods and nobody's around to hear it, it probably wouldn't make a sound. Well, it ain't even there. Don't fall. I mean, don't fall at all. What I'm saying is it does fall.

Most of this is rendered. This would make the bird had to be watching it. True. But the photons, like looking at the subatomic level is, they haven't, you know, I mean, that was a waste of computational power. Most of this can be explained in Ant Man and the Wasp, by the way, if people want to just skip this episode and go watch that scientific documentary. yeah on that note i don't believe much of this

which part you don't believe all of it the photon part of the simulation part yeah i'd say the the photon thing has been like proven and it is weird a million times over yeah but they still can't figure out why i like the holographic universe thing and again that's a metaphor and it's not a great one it took me a long time to wrap my brain around it and i'm still not sure i can but essentially it's like reality versus our observation we are looking at a holograph, which is not to say that there is no universe at all. It's just that it's impossible.

We are it. So to observe it, we have to see a holograph. Right. Yeah, I mean, because I mean, like, you know, we can, because in this sense, it would be like, okay, but I can feel a tree. We do, we're massively dumb. Like, we're massive, insanely dumb.

And matter of fact, We're very unique people in that the more we talk about intelligent things and attempt to talk about them intelligently, the dumber we seem, you know, which is a rare... Isn't that everybody? Yeah, maybe. But if, unless you're really dumb and then you see it and you're like, like, you know, that's Joe Rogan's whole thing. He's like, he does all this dumb shit, but dumber people than him listen to it and go, wow, he's really fucking smart. You know what I mean? You're saying, right.

Okay. It's a trait of smart people, though, what you described. I think so, too, yeah. yeah, you have to be smart to know how dumb you are. Yeah. To, any science you forever tell you, the more you, exactly, the more you like talk about or learn about a thing, the more you realize you don't actually know about it or understand or whatever.

Like, smart people, smart people do that. Dumb people don't do that. Dumb people do not do that. They think that they understand it all without doing any of them. They hear one thing and they're like, I get it when they don't get it at all, but they're too dumb to know that they don't get it. Right, right. And like quantum.

I was too dumb to know. Yeah. I'm kind of doing a bit about. that right now another Dunning Kruger sort of bit that I want to be better but it's still it's working but it's kind of just me sort of ranting about how unfair that is that dumb people are too dumb to another dumb it is unfair to be a lot better but yeah but it's also because it's like well we talked about it it came out of that it actually came out of the and is this anything one of the first says this anythings I think wow I'm going back to dinosaurs I brought up that lady

from that TikTok about how she can't believe there's an adult humans who actually believe that dinosaurs existed right like that lady it came out of that conversation and i talk about her on the thing and about how like how joyful it would be to yeah but you can't do it you can't do it you can't do it there's nothing there's nothing when you're drunk you know cliff claibin had the his his famous theory which is one of my favorite ones like hey you know no i mean that alcohol kills brain cells but of course it only kills the weak ones you know the strong ones survived that's why after a couple couple of beers, you're smarter, you know? It's like, yeah, like, and that goes back to your old bit

where it's like, you, like, being bombed out drunk is like going to fantasy camp for dipships because you do temporarily become that. Like, you're just insanely dumb, but very confident, very confident. But then you wake up, and they never do, just like your bit, you know? Yeah, right, exactly. It's like that every day. But it's also, what I'm talking about now is like, is not how great it would be to be her, but the frustration it comes from, there's nothing you can do about that. It's just like belief.

And it's like belief in religion or whatever. I talked to my sister. Yeah, like I talked to my sister about this all the time. I think that's just eugenics, but I would kill to actually believe that there's a a God that made all of this and loves me and that I'll see my grandmother. I would, You can't make me believe it, though. It's you can't make me believe it.

I wish you could, but you can't. If I did, it would just be pretending. I remember I used to do Dockerview with Dean and we would sit and talk. And this wasn't even a bit because, you know, especially at the time I was probably talking about my dick exclusively. But like, I don't think believers can be non-believers. Like, they can shift. Like, you've seen believers like give up on the church, but then they become believers in something else. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I don't believe people who don't believe can believe. I just, like, I think that that is inside, like, your personality or maybe it's formed early. I don't know. But, like, I genuinely believe what you said is, like, you cannot become a believer, Corey. And I think people who can believe, they can leave the church, but they'll find something else to believe in. There are people who just don't believe. Exactly. Yeah, you could, like, institutions can fail you as a believer.

Because those are people and those are fallible. and you can become, you know, begrudged with that. But, yeah, but like that belief, like, again, it's a fucking, it's a belief, you know, and it's a belief that is impot, like, you know, there's plenty of things that I believed and then scientifically it was proven. This one, the belief in a God or whatever, it's one of those that, like, especially if you believe in, like, the Christian God, it's like, that sign, they've got a fail say for that, which is like human beings can't comprehend it.

And then honestly, when you look into the science of everything with the photons, all this magical shit, as a believer, I would go, see, that's fucking so wild that only my God could have done that shit. I'd feel that way, you know, without question, I'd go, that does not disprove God. That proves His Majesty more than anything, you know? Wow, they'd be like, yeah, God did the photon thing, but queers, no way. Yeah, they made that up in the 70s. I don't remember when we talked briefly about plants earlier, but it made me want to look something up,

but I finally found... You're about yelling at plants versus monk singing to them. Right. So, if you also heard any of the scientific experiments and stuff about, you know, exactly how much plants can, like, thank or not and decide things? Oh, yeah. I know they scream when we cut them.

Love that stuff. It's great. it uh yeah i've brought this up a million times by the way i love it because i am at my core a cynical believer by the way i can't stop believing i have been able to get rid of beliefs but i can't stop like all this is spiritual for me right but yeah cori said it before but all my all-time favorite uh deep thought by jack handy was uh you know uh if trees could scream would we be so cavalier about cutting them down we might be if they screamed all the time and for no good reason it's so funny that only wrote that you're getting so annoyed at a tree you fucking chop it down

just to shut it to fuck up is so funny to me but anyway it is and i would experiment with a beans right beans that like need a trellis or something to grow up ideally like and uh they put beans in a room with uh like cane with sticks that would work for that purpose right but not in the pot like elsewhere over somewhere else and the beans like and they do this with different beans different plants with different sticks and different positions and they seem to somehow know where it is yeah like like they each different bean will they'll all grow in the direction of the stick even though how the fuck could that could it possibly be aware of where if they were going in all directions at once and then find the stick and then stop and then stop and then focus that'd be one thing but that's according to this dude that's not what they're doing they're like growing in that direction to begin with again as if they know that it's there but like how that's fucking crazy could that be possible but they do somehow so they got little bean eyeballs i guess i don't know it should be wild dog and should be wild

And it also, for me, it goes back to the semantic thing I was talking about earlier, you know, like the energy vampire versus the Norse or whatever, like the plant thing with the dude yelling, like, no part of me thinks that the plant knows you're mad at it. It don't speak your language. It's just, why do you know, you know a minor court is sad and you know a major court is happy, but no one had to tell you that. Right, right. Yeah. And if someone's like, see, man, you got to have good vibrations and you like roll your eyes and you go, no, actually, there's a new study coming out and what is actually happening

it's on a molecular level and you explain it and I go you guys said the same thing right right you still haven't explained why the plant likes it like you okay you have told me

that what's actually happening is the vibrations are effect why why is the good ones good and the mean one's not working I know it doesn't know what mean is but something has happened here yeah I just uh I just I get frustrated with the cynics more than the woo-woo's

because the woo-woo's sound like idiots but they're like a good time. Well, in terms of the power of belief and stuff like that, dude, also, I was just thinking about this recently. What the fuck is the placebo effect about? Like, that shit is bananas. That don't make no got. And it's a thing that's like every sign.

They all acknowledge that it's real and it does happen, but they all just kind of roll with it. They're like, yeah, I don't know. But that's like, it's like, but no, that's fucking crazy though. That's crazy. If that's a real thing that happens, like how? I know that it's happening. I think I know it's all happened to us before with us not knowing it,

but the only time I've been conscious of the placebo effect and, oh, I'm sorry, did you say something? No, no, I want you to, I won't do it at least finish that at some point because I'll use it if I think of it. No, what I just said was jokingly, it was never mind, I'll do it. No, no, tell me. Anyways, when I first got on antidepressants, I was going through therapy and then I got on them or whatever,

and I started taking him and I had like a therapy session two days after I started taking them and like immediately my life was better immediately my life was better and I was positive and I wasn't having these dark thoughts and just it was a miracle I remember telling y'all I was like

I remember being mad that like oh so this is just how some people fucking walk around you know what I mean with all this serotonin and shit and I was like god damn if I was able to get where I am now without being so positive and full of energy.

Like, imagine what I'm about to do. And by the way, my career took off and things started good started happening to me. Well, I'm telling my therapist about this. And he's like, great, that's awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then the next week we have a thing and I keep telling me, he goes,

by the way, I didn't want to bring this up to you then because I didn't want to dissuade you or whatever. He said, but scientifically, though, if you, you've only been taking those for one day, he said they had not gotten into your system yet and they didn't they weren't and I said but how and he goes well it's the placebo effect and he said and I said what the fuck and he goes reason I want to tell you is because it doesn't matter that it was the like that means the pill technically did work it's just that you made it work

like you want he goes it wouldn't have worked if he goes you went into it wanting it to work and believing that it would work and because you believe that it did somehow because you changed your mindset and he's like now now they are in your system he's like but there's no way that after less than 24 hours, he's like, so it was placebo, and I was just fucking blown away. Like that, that, because everyone wants to think,

that don't work on me or advertising don't work on me or whatever the fuck. And it's like, here's concrete proof to me that, like, God damn it did. And it just blew my mind, you know?

Speaking of God damn it, also on this list, also on this list related to that, another scientific study found that cursing raises your pain tolerance, which checks out. There's another one that has shown that touch, physical touch can ease pain at least a little bit. So, you know, like you fucking stub your toe or whatever and you like, you know, you automatically grab, you bang your knee or something, you grab it.

But when your head gets hurt, you touch it right, and they feel better immediately. And it really, that really does something. And cuss and script, fuck, like that really does something too. Like, and yeah, all that shit is. Wow. sorry i gotta go okay we love you now you and he had he left before he was going to tell you his bit i know i'm gonna text him uh yeah he's gonna this he's not gonna tell me no he's not whole fucking thing and he's gonna do it and now he's gonna figure it out between now and nashville

and doing it's gonna be the best bit ever and you're gonna deceive yep probably i love that that really hits for me all right well uh yeah there you go call it a little early i don't know why not well why not it's fine let's just do that it is nobody cares no hell i mean some people it would be wild if they were like hey where the fuck was the last two minutes of the episode you fucking asshole you know what a bunch of bullshit i guess we could well no we'll do that in p o a it'll be fine all right so y'all yeah yeah yeah yeah it's in uh at zanis this weekend tomorrow through Saturday all three of us again there's some tickets left uh not many but there are

some, so get them. And also, if you're not in that area, you want to see me, check out my upcoming tour schedule at Treycrowder.com. Maybe I'm coming near you. And if I am, come see me, it'll be fine. I would be delighted if you would join me on my substack, which could be found at cory writes for you.com. I do written essays. I do audio versions of them. Some of them funny. Some of them, still funny, but less funny. You know, I do an array of things. I also write fiction. I also attempt and fail miserably at poetry, but I keep doing it anyways, you know, whatever, who gives a shit? CoreyRidesforyou.com, and thank you for everybody who has subscribed.

I was like number five or six or some shit in humor last week, which is crazy because like two spots above me was Dave Barry. So, I mean, I'm certain, by the way, that the gap between me and Dave Barry is insurmountable. Still, it was nice. CoreyRights for you.com and come see us in Nashville. Well, thank you all for listening to The Well Red Show. We love to stick around longer, but we got to go. I tune in next week of you got nothing to do. Thank you. God bless you.

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