wellRED podcast - Sydney Sweeney Farted and Albania Launched a Bottle Butt War and Andrew Tate is Probably Gay and Thats Fine

Episode Date: April 29, 2026

This week the boys talk about poop doctors, a butthole that started a war in albania, Sydney Sweeny farting, and Andrew Tate types being gay CoreyWritesForYou.com TraeCrowder.com DrewMorganComedy.com

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three big old dicks that you can suck yeah well here we are what's up uh Corey, you know Kim Coussado. She, uh...

I do. The poop doctor. Yeah, Dr. Poop Medicine Woman. Uh, she was, she was saying something about, uh, we don't have an outro song or whatever when we have an intro song. And I was like, that's not true. Corey sings it every week. Yeah.

Right. Every week. So I know. Just not appreciated. Yeah, that's what I said. That's how I said. That's how I said you'd react to it, which hits for me. I was like, he's not going to like.

You guys know a poop doctor? I don't know. You probably know she's like a super fan. She's been around for a long time. She's on my Patreon and his substacks. She comes to every show in the Bay Area, that type of thing. I played golf with her sons last time I was in San Francisco, and it was a jolly good time.

Oh, I think I know who she is. I think I know she is. I think she helped me save a woman's family's house. Yeah, with poop. With money that she made from poop doctrine. Right, yeah. It's either money from poop or poop that she saves lives with. Yeah.

I'm glad that people like Kim Casado exist. Obviously, we need people to work on our poop. But man, I got to tell you, I don't think I'd be stoked on waking up every morning going to the old poop factory. You know what I mean? I mean, I always wonder that while watching the pit, you know, there's storylines where they debate what kind of specialty they're going to go into. Right.

And I'm always like, how do you land on proctology or that type of thing? But Katie said, and she's probably right. And, you know, this is like, I feel like, on the one hand, this is a very Marvel movie way of thinking about things, which is ironic because Katie don't even like those movies. But also it kind of makes sense. She's like, well, it's probably somebody who had someone close to them die of like, or got really sick with like bad poop, you know, butthole stuff. Yeah, or whatever. So it's like a comic book origin story of like you dedicate your life to fixing buttholes because buttholes killed your mall. In the legal world, I will say this, you don't really pick a focus.

but when you get your first job, you pick a practice to learn at the firm. And a shit ton of people try to just figure out how to make partner the most quick, the quickest, I don't know. Anyway, I could just see people being like, hey, I want to live in the bay. And in the bay, there are only 19 poop doctors, whereas there's 597 other, you know, tit doctors, breast doctors. Yeah. I mean, I'd say that, like, it has to be baked into the price. Like, you know, if I'm doing a movie and you want me to show tits,

like you've got to pay me a little bit more for the tits, where you're also going to have to pay me a little bit more to, you know, go around in the poop. Yeah, it's unreal that you think because it's gross. Is that what you mean? It is gross. It's very gross. Like, you think they make more money because it's gross? 100%. You can't because you have to.

You got all, you got the negotiate, like, you're the king of the negotiations. It's like, fine, I won't touch the poop. Go get somebody else to touch the poop. And they're like, I'm going to touch the poop. But then there might be someone else being like, yeah, I'll touch the poop. That's true. There is always somebody like that. And if somebody's super eager to touch your poop, I'm not giving them more.

I'm making them pay me. We don't even think about all these, like, and I know that I don't think Dr. Kim has a sexual fetish for poop. Let me put that out there. I don't think so. But like any time a dude is like an OBGYN, everybody's like, oh, yeah, we know why he wants to do that. You know about the ampute guy? Yeah. He like, okay, so I know that he was into ampute stuff.

Lord God, what's happened to him now or with him now? No, no, no, no, no, no, that guy. This is that guy's doctor, actually. Yeah, this doctor was into amputee. Correct me if I'm wrong, dear. He's into amputee stuff hardcore. And so he was amputating people that didn't actually need to be amputated. He was like telling him like, no, that looks got to go.

Yeah, right. He was like, he was a surgeon. He specialized in it. and then they started to think he was diagnosing the stuff to frequently, and they investigated him, and they found out he was into it as a kink. Yeah. Bro, it made his dick hard cutting people's legs off.

I get that part, but like you should. Yeah. But you still shouldn't do it unless they need their leg cut off, you know. You shouldn't go into it if that's how you feel about it. Sure. That's my opinion. How are you going to stop yourself from going into it if that's how you feel about it? You know what I mean?

I don't know, man. You just, like, have some decency. Yeah, I just feel like if you're into, I mean, okay, there are probably people that are into amputee stuff that are decent people, I guess. Yeah, I mean, there are. Definitely. Yeah, for sure. It's just, it might be like Katie's thing, you know, your dad was a veteran and.

Right. So, well, I get people that are into the porn, not that do the doctor stuff. Yeah, I know. That's what he means, yeah. let me ask you this because Thompson brought this up I don't know if Thompson will appreciate this you know me putting this out that he'll be fine

he was just fucking around Chris Keeson that's a video of an amputee guy a lot of amputee super hot so hot hot in the end up a empty guy fixing a lawnmower right and he's like how about that you know yeah and that's something

fucking twist twisting a wrench with that, you know, lonely law. I'm just like, look at that. Yeah. And Thompson said, he's like, what do you think he could do to a butthole with that thing, right? Just in line with what we're talking about, people be getting, you know, fisted. Sure. People be getting people show.

This is another area of expertise for Dr. Poopin' medicine woman. She's seen a whole lot of things up a whole lot of people's butts. That's a thing, you know. Oh, good point. Sorry to be this guy, but especially in the Bay Area, right? Oh, yeah. I'll circle back to that in a minute, but I'd never thought about getting fisted by a nub, I guess. Yeah, I'd never thought about a nub.

But, I mean, you think about it. I bet. I mean, it seems better equipped for those purposes than an actual fist is, in my opinion. Because if you open your hand in there. Right. Like a raccoon. How far, you know, like a lot of people who are in a general BDSM, they listen to like nine-inch nails, I think, while they're doing it. Yeah.

Like, there's a whole like industrial house music where the, just like, wooks wear a certain thing and hippies wear a certain thing. People listen to that music dressed like kind of BDSM. I'm wondering if there's like music and culture. around the nub community. It has to be. Like an R&B singer named Luther Hands off. Yeah.

Yeah. There's more. Well, so. Barely white. Now that ain't it. There you go. You listen to nine inch nails and it just makes you want to get whooped with a ball game or whatever.

Yeah, it is. Right. I'm trying to think of what kind of music makes you want to not have no arms. Oh, no. I mean. Revolutionary War Jam is that type of thing. I was,

I was about to say, uh, The Civil War, like a chokin' A Shoken farewell. Shoken farewell. Just makes me want to get it sawed off while chopping on a bullet. I thought the kink was you want to be with amputees, not that you wanted to be an amputee.

I'm sure it's both, don't you think? There was that one guy in Germany, they put an ad in the paper. He's like, hey. Don't live like an amputee. Some people do, though. There's that one guy in Germany put an ad in the paper. It's like, hey. I would enjoy it if I could cut somebody's dick off and ate it in front of them.

And this other German dude was like, all right, bet. And he drove over there and let that guy cut his dick off and eat him in front of him. Weirdly, he died. And the authorities were like, well, you can't just do that. And the guy was like, we had a deal. It's gone bad. We had a deal, you know. It was a whole thing.

But that also deserves more up the butthole thing. sorry I just now realize what he said that is yeah yeah food poisoning from right right dick Luther hands off is also fucking good it was good so motherfuckers are smelly you're talking about all the stuff up shoved

to people's butts for years and years you know Drew do you know about this had come up on POA once do you know about the guy in Serbia I think it was Serbia who Barry shun and all right shoved to shoved a bear bottle up his butt, couldn't get it out, went to, this is like 1950s or 60s, Serbia,

farmer, you know, peasant shit. Yeah, so it's like barely worse than now, Serbia, got it. Right, right, fair enough. And he goes to the doctor, you know, which was like the horse veterinarian and, you know, three villages over, I guess. But he goes in there and says. Yeah, he says, uh, he's like, oh, you know, I don't know. I don't know.

It was Albanians, right? He said two Albanians came over a hill, held it down and shoved a bottle of his butt, and that, like, started a war. Civil war, yeah. Now, over there, anything could start a war as evidenced by this. They'd just be warring a lot. Did it lead to a genocide? I think that this was like a lesser thing.

Let me look it up real quick. But, yeah, I didn't know if you ever heard about that. But it was never, like, proven that it wasn't. Albanians that shoved it up his butt. But, you know, guy would bottle up his butt, said it was Albania and then war. It's like the test.

I think Liam Neeson killed all of them, actually. Yeah. Dorda, Martinovich. They were taken. Dorda Montinovich is actually, I said it was like 50s or 60s, but like you said, it was 1980s.

same thing over there yeah right the martinovich affair um yeah so it played a role in worsening ethnic tensions between kosovo's serb and albanian populations so he was a serb but he was in kosovo where they also have albanian so it was like uh you know almost started i guess a civil war of sorts i'm not super up on my understanding is you don't fuck with albanians i mean i believe that but i don't think you generally want to fuck with Serbs either. I'm, I, I, banis might rank higher, but, you know, I don't want, isn't a Joker, sir, isn't he a Serb? And his big, he's one of them.

His gigantic fucking brother, you've seen that motherfucker? Joker. He's got, there's two of. There's two of. There's two of. There's two of. You think there's one, Trey, you've seen his brothers. No, no, no.

And the one. So much the same, you thought it was the same person. I think I knew he had multiple brothers, but I think of one as, you still might be right, because I think of one as being far more like striking. Yeah, than the other one. But if they both look like that, but either way,

Joker's like the smallest one of the family, and he's, you know, three-time MVP in 6-9-2-95 or whatever. And he's not careless. He's 6-11. He's having a bad series. It's really bumming me out.

He don't care. He might have a little bit, but. He only cares in the moment. He won't care in the off-season. It's honestly the most healthy thing I've ever seen in professional. sports.

So, dude, when everybody started talking about him, like showing all those clips and stuff, they're like, this guy just doesn't have any passion. I was like, this guy has mental balance in professional sports.

And we've just never seen that before. Well, yeah, so it's like, he doesn't have any passion. It's like, dude, I've seen him try to fight people

at half court because they looked at him wrong. He doesn't care when he gets home to his kids. But like, yeah, at the stadium, he's caring. I think it makes people mad that someone can be that good

and have that attitude because we're just not we're used to like the Kobe shit where it's like this is it you know what I mean and he's just like no would rather uh eat potato in Mo Yard yeah this Mamba mentality bullshit fucked up so many people so people like really rolled with this at the time the other fellow Serbs but none of them they all I don't know if it was K Fabe or were they just genuinely you know fully believed like of course it was well there's no no way one of them could be gay and shoved something. I know, that's what I'm saying,

it was like so ingrained in them that it's like, since it, he obviously shoved it up his own butt, but they just wouldn't see it. And so it became a cause celebrate, they said, and like a lot of stuff.

They wrote poetry about it. Here's a poem that was written about it. What's funny about this? Look at this poem I wrote. What's funny about this is that they also have to rope in the Turks, you know, because- Just catching strays.

Well, yeah, I mean, they are strays, they're also not because, you know, they really hate Turks. I was speaking to Joker real quick, there was a thing about Joker where there was a story reported that said all these kids from a basketball camp in Denver came to see Joker and they were all really excited.

And this was written about in an over there paper and translated into English. Maybe so it wasn't Denver. He was back home at a basketball camp, which makes it even worse. So all these little like peasant kids went to see their hero, Joker. And he just like, and then it said the Serbian writer or journalist said in the newspaper article said he walked right by them as though walking by a Turkish cemetery. Just for the record, just for the record,

I think that was Luca, but go ahead. Whatever. Okay. Maybe you're right. My head it was Joker. Whichever one it isn't, I apologize to that one.

But either way, it was definitely one of them. And they, you know, that's, so to this day, dude, Turks,

you know, they don't hit at all. But that's who, you know, that was the British. They British was the Turks. Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck him up. Yeah. And so, a lot of them died. Anyway, so and the Turks, the Ottoman Turks, you know, they impaled people and stuff, right? So. Yeah, stayed doing that. This, uh, this poem about the, uh, beer bottle butthole man says with a, with a broken bottle on a steak as though through a lamb, but alive, they went through Dorda Martinovich, as if with their first and heavy steps into their future field that they treaded when out of the

Opium and pain, Dorda Martinovich came round as if from the long past Turkish times, he woke up on a stake. So they're comparing the Albanians to, you know, the evils of Ottoman Turk passed. So basically this guy, you know, bottle blasting his own butthole on purpose is like the same thing as getting paid. But two butt, red butt, blue butt. Yeah. Obviously that's, you know. I realize this was your point, but I do want to, I think we should labor it a little bit. But labor it, whatever.

How much you got to hate a people if a dude gets ass raped and you're writing a poem about it. And then you're like, you know what this reminds me of? Right. These people who had nothing to do with this. Yeah. No, for sure. But also, you said they did get ass raped. I don't think that that is how they all, you know, they took that ball and ran with it,

but it seems to me. If they'd have done it, they'd have finished him off. They wouldn't just left the bottle up his ass. It would have been more evil to leave it up there. That's true, and they want people to know. You know what I mean? Tell them it was me. Yeah, tell him it was me.

The Albanian, not the Turk. Mr. Stinky bottle. Yeah. Tell him it was me. Luther. What's the largest thing you'd shove up your ass for like a million dollars? For a million dollars? Yeah, only a million.

I mean, I know a million's a lot. You want me to name an object or a measure? Hold on, Drew, real quick before you answer that, just to finish this off and then you answer that. The last thing is, this is how homophobic that whole region is culturally at that time. It says at the time, Albanians, when all this was happening, the villains in this story, right? They took the view that clearly the man had accidentally

shoved the bottle up his own ass and tried to cover it up by blaming that. So even the like sworn blood nemesis of these people, right? We're still like, we're not saying you, guess you. We're sure he didn't do it on purpose. But, you know, because they would never. But, yeah. He was squatting in Milk Factory.

Yeah. What are you going to do? He was out in the field, naturally. It was like a bottle on the. end of a stick that he shoved in the ground, shove the stick in the ground with a bottle on the end of it and sort, you know. Let me try back flip.

Nicked. Yeah. Yeah. Basically, yeah. Anyway, so you said you offered you're a million dollars. Million dollars. What's the largest thing you would shove up your ass for a million dollars? Right now I only have two questions.

I do reserve the right for more. That's right. Like more money? First one is. Or more girth. No, no, I have the other questions. Okay, yeah. First question, do you mean that?

Like, here's the money to it now, or can I build up to it? I want you to build up to it, frankly. I want to see that rocky montage of your asshole just going, dun, da, da, da, da, yeah. Yeah, you start off with a gherkin. Okay, a gurkin? Yeah, one of them little pickles. The tiny pickle?

All right. And then second, what was my second question? That was my main one, and you really slated me with the answer. I did have one more question. Oh, all the way in, like it disappears? Or just like... To the root. Yeah, to the root.

Like, but I'll tell you this, it will be able... Like, they'll be able to get it out of you, so you don't have to worry about that. Okay, so in this magical scenario, it won't ever get stuck. No, but you will feel the breadth of it. Like, you, whatever it is, you'll feel it. but once it's up there, we can get it out. My understanding is you don't have to worry too much about length unless you're really pushing the limits here.

So, okay, I can build up to it, a million dollars. You think about what I can get with a million dollars. Just so you guys know, I mean, I realize I'm the resident freak. It does not hit for me. Does not feel good for me. Yeah, that's why I want you to do it. Have tried multiple times to make it hit for me because I feel like I'm missing out on something,

specifically a prostate orgasm, can't make a hit for me, hate it. So this is not good. You'd have to have a lot of prep too. Yeah, that's why I was asking. Does he mean now in this moment? And you said would, meaning would attempt. But what that also implies, though, is that it would be a series of increasingly larger objects that would be required. to work your way up to the big one that's the payoff.

Because that's how you got to work your butt. Yeah, you just got to stretch your hole. You don't need depth. What? Your fingers? No, no, I'm agreeing with you. I mean, it would just be like a butt plug getting progressively bigger. My point being, though, is, I'm saying I think that depth we all have naturally enough

for what I'm imagining in my head. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you ain't got to pull it out your mouth, though. You know what I mean? so and I respect it because I don't know what my answer would be either but while he continues to deliberate because I know we'll get emails about this if I don't say it another also funny funny detail a tall boy okay uh cold who oh right out the freezer that might numb it up that might numb me up

yeah maybe I don't know me you know with like super cold I'm sure you know sure you've had something in your hand that like it gets numb but it goes past numb to like pain. To burn, yeah, to where it's like this is hot even though it's cold. Also you don't want contracting is what cold does. That's true. That's also a problem.

You definitely want to think I would fail, but that's what I would agree to. If you said here's a million dollars if you can get this tall boy all the way up there in the next month, I would try, I think. Okay. All right. Well, we'll see.

Because I feel like, correct me if I'm wrong. I feel like if I get a regular can. tall boys it's just longer isn't it really it's just longer that's what I'm saying yeah my only issue with it's like just getting getting it started is going to be hard because like with a bottle it's like that makes sense because it starts out small and then you know but with a can it's like it's fucking you know yeah yep yep uh you get a shoehorn to on both sides and you know yeah again I think the method is true I think you just got to keep working your hole out, you know?

Yeah. Yeah, I've been led to believe that they can do incredible things. Yeah, for sure, absolutely. It's apparently wild what people can do with that dolls. So the other still funny detail of the Dorda Martinovich affair was that his first story was like, it was Albanians, right? But then, and everybody took that and ran with it and like, we're going to kill all the Albanians over this guy's.

hole, right? But then at some point, he got interrogated by a colonel in the Yugoslav people's army, right? And in this interrogation, admitted to the colonel that he had done it to himself, right? But after that, there were like doctors and other authority figures and stuff who were like, no, no, it was Albanians. Like, they, like, they, they, they, they, they, he, Like Jim Gordon at the end of dark night, when they're like, we just have to let him know think Batman did it. We can't tell him it was like. Even though he had admitted to it, these other people came out and were like, no, it had to be. Is he tortured into that confession?

I'm not saying that I'd believe him. All it says interrogated, but you got to think interrogated in Yugoslavia in the 80s. I was back to say, I don't think it probably wasn't super chill. I'm saying, have you already believed him the first time and then post Yugoslavian army interrogation, he changed his tune? You'd be like, well, yeah. I'd tell him anything. Right. Yeah.

It's just, you know, they never found these out by and I don't know. I'm pretty sure he shoved it up his own butt. I believe that, too. Right. I'm saying that if you don't believe that, right. The interrogation, not changing your mind won't, doesn't like make me shocked. You're already a moron.

Right. Don't stick stuff up your butt, but if you do call Kim Cousada. Yeah. It is funny to think about a papal who the interrogation, did flip him and he's just fucking heart broke over it. Just crying into his beer, you know.

We've been to war. For the what? The perfect! The great butthole siege of 1985. I wonder what they drink over there. I bet it's strong and wild. You sit into his beer.

I'm sure they had milk. I said I thought my head went to milk too, number first thing for some. But I was like... But I think that I think like Mongolians drink some kind of

fermented milk. I don't think you can say that anymore. I think they do. But Mongolians are quite different than the Serbs. I know. That's why I'm saying first thing I thought was milk

and then in my head I was like, no, that's Mongolians, I think. I want to say it's vodka and beer. You know, do we think that because every villain

in every movie drinks milk? What? They do. They do. Bro, that's the thing. You guys,

You guys know this commonly known and exceptions. It is. It is fucking Hans Landa. I'll call it. Homelander. Homelander. No one else knows. Everybody.

Well, they know now. I'm telling them. They do. It's a thing. I would call it up to be like a trope because it's like unsettling when a grown and intimidating man drinks milk. So he's like not wrong. Harbaugh.

Who? Jim Harbaugh. No life does it. But he's, you know. That's not a villain. That's a person. Who to move? has drank milk where you think...

Hans Landa. Hans Landa. Homelander. Um, fucking... There's got to be more. That's the only 30 I can think of. I literally didn't hear the first two. Hans Landa from Inglorious Bastards.

Anton Chigur from No Country for Old Man. I don't remember that what I believe you. Oh yeah. He has to have the... he has to have the milk when he's interrogating to find out if there's a Jews under the thing. I feel... Please, you are a dairy farm, no? I will have your delicious milk. delicious milk. That is different, but still.

Right. That's just like showing that he does, has no, like he's there as if he's just there to say hi. I don't give a shit. He drinks the milk, but I'm still going to give it to you. He does make a big meal about the cream fresh in the dessert scene. Does he also get milk in that cafe? I can't remember. I just watched this movie.

He has milk for his, because they have the apple fritters or whatever. He gets milk to drink with it. It's struddle, isn't it? And he makes her wait for the crim fresh, which a lot of people interpreted as a nod from him to her being like, I know who you are, by the way. Like, you're that, you're that dairy farmer's daughter. Just so you know, I know, that's why I'm making you wait for this. And I don't know if that's true or not, but it's nice. Yeah.

Anyway, Homelander. With Homelanders like the whole thing. Rest milk, yeah. Yeah, mommy issues and stuff. That's his kink, is titty, titty sucking, which not that wild. but he makes it wild though if you watch the who's the sleepy cabinet member that was a black doctor Ben Carson Herman Kane

yeah he's in a milk commercial now he's the villain okay not Herman Kane he dead so Ben Carson's in a milk Ben Carson's in a milk commercial it's not even it's it they did a video from the White House literally it's though it's so wet like it's just him like it's like him drinking me he's like are you a less room? It just the whole thing sounds wet because they like pour the milk and it's wet the way he drinks is like it's like they're trying to do some ASMR thing,

but it's Ben Carson drinking milk, and he's just like, mm, there comes some potential ignorance. I thought black people didn't tend to fuck with milk because... How about Ben Carson was dead? The reason I thought that is they often talk about how we just get wild with milk and don't care.

That's probably why they had him do it. They're trying to sell milk to black folk. They're the sprite of dairy. But I think they are intolerant, generally speaking. It's not just them that's not intolerant, generally speaking. Everybody butt up white people. The story goes, white people because we evolved in the fucking barren, frigid hellscape of fucking Viking land and all that. They wasn't no sun or the sun don't hit up there.

So we got all vitamin D. So we wasn't getting enough vitamin D from the sun like they was getting in Africa and shit. So we started supplementing with milk way, way, way back. And other races of people did not do that because they had no need to do that. So today, white people love milk and a lot of other people can't. fuck with it the same way. Who was the first person to be like, look up at the sun and be like, ah,

I bet that's in milk. You know what I mean? They didn't have microscopes. Right. It was probably, their bodies like, some big, some fucking,

you know, Björg or whatever fucking had cows and was sucking on their titties and shit because he was wild. And he was fucking bigger and stronger than the rest of them. They're like, fucking he's on to something. Well, I'm going to get woo-woo for a minute,

but I don't care because I think that time and research bears this out. There's also just like especially when you are a human being living in a society that's, you know, less advanced. There is like a psychological component of survival. I mean, all right. The most common reference example is how does shaman know how to make fucking ayahuasca? Right. And to hear them tell it, the plants told us.

And you go, what the fuck? That don't make no sense. except that it does, if it's like monkeys type it into eternity producing the works of Shakespeare, it's like groups would try shit and somebody would die and they'd be like, don't do that. And then groups would try shit and everybody be good and they'd be like, let's do that. There is like wisdom in old cultures that it's not as like backwards as some pervert was drinking as cows milk or whatever. You know, they were trying to survive. They figured it out.

Yeah. Right. They did. Yeah. Well, just necessity, essentially, right? And then, you know, and they knew how to, like, draw conclusions and shit like that. By the way, the drink served over there, them over there, they drink a thing called, they're like cultural beverage is called the Rakea, right?

R-A-A-R-A-A-R-A-A-R-E, which is fruit-spir. It's fruit brandy, fruit brandy. Fruit brandy. Okay. 40% ABV. Usually plums, because it's the most popular, but they make it out of any kind of fruit.

You can imagine that they got over there. Plums and apricots are the most popular, apparently, but they use pears, cherry, raspberry, peaches. I love clums. Yeah, plums do hit. Hot men, a ripe, perfect plumb. Y'all, I'm a busy man.

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and oh lookie there my pasta is done let's eat buddy man you know it's weird nobody like nobody like nobody thinks it's weird when you're like i like plums but if you say i like prunes which is just the raisins of the plum people are like oh what are you old it's like it's just a it's Plum raisin. It's not as sweet, or maybe it is as sweet, but there's an extra bitterness to it. Yeah, which hits for me. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I don't mind.

Like, because you want me to back you up secretly, or you thought Drew and me both would read it and we wouldn't even cover it on here because you're like, I don't even need to talk about it in public, just as long as you all know. I just sent it. Yeah. Cora sent a link in the private chat to a screen rant article. Ten iconic movie villains who drink milk. So he found seven more at least.

Oh, yeah. I forgot about fucking, uh, Clockwork Orange. Yeah, Alex and the clockwork orange, the ones Corey named. Robert Redford and Captain American the Winter Soldier, the crazy white bitch and get out. How many of these are based on books? Because that's like an interesting, or, or not, you know,

they're not original IPs, what I'm trying to say. Right. Because it seems like a lot. Yeah, so much stuff is fucking based on love. There's a lot of comic books and novels is what I'm saying coming up in this. I just think that's interesting. It's not a Hollywood trope. It's a literature trope that Hollywood is adopted.

I think it's just like, again, it's just juxtaposition. You're like, this is a menacing. Okay, but either way, I was right. Malicious guy, whatever. What's the, like, most, like, wild things. Seemingly discordant thing that he could, like, like, he could prefer to drink, right?

And it's like milk, milk, like a child, you know, or whatever. Yeah. So I never, I didn't. It also comes from an animal. There's part of that. only drink things that come from another thing, you know? Because other things don't come from other things. I've never come from other things.

I think it might also be white people. That might be some percentage of it. Like, hey, what's a villainous move? Consciously or subconsciously, drinking fucking milk, dude. Right. I was going to say, like, if Jordan Peel didn't, if his thinking wasn't like, yeah, this is a Hollywood trope, it probably was like, what should we,

what's the whitest thing we can have this evil white bitch? You know, drinking milk. Yeah. It's also like, it's even outside of fiction, you brought Jim Harbaugh. The reason everybody like knows that about him is because it's like, that's fucking weird, you know? Yeah. Like he's kind of a dick. He's, well, he's weird.

He's like, don't you think if like Mr. Rogers drink milk, no one would talk about it? That's true. Definitely did. It would fit him entirely, yes. Warm. Yeah. Do people still do that? Warm milk.

Dude, they're like, yeah, drink more milk to go to bed. I'm like, do you want me to vomit in my bed? That's what you want me to do? I make it for my son with a little bit of vanilla. We call it special milk, and he loves it. Well, and I do have to strain the, is it the protein or the fat that gets congealed that curdles? The whey? Right, but what is that?

Protein? Yeah, way protein. I don't know. Yeah. I do not know. Yeah, you do know. Stop trying to. No, I mean, I know what you're talking about.

know whether it's fast, curved, or way. I don't know, you know. There's no real transition here. This is probably related to and is this anything that I've done before. But yesterday, a stranger, who I do not know

and have never spoken to at the gym, I think in his mind I caught him checking himself out in the mirror because there's the room with the cool mirrors where the chicks. I feel like this guy's about to do some me shit just based on that intro, but go ahead. Well, he was just like,

he was in there and then he started to grab one of those ab things and I brought up the check in the mirror out I think he felt awkward for no reason there was we were at the time yeah that's what and he goes

it was like those ab rollers and he's like I'm not gonna do it I just I think I'm done for the day and I was like yeah I hear you man I can't do that at all

I'm like too old for that I'd probably like rip my abs apart and he goes well I need to I'm fat yeah so like I said yes it may shit a very hot very, very hot

27 or 28 year old I didn't know he wasn't actually fat who I think's on gear because I think I heard him talking to another guy about being on gear but literally Donuts was like I'm so fat and the is this anything is and I think we've discussed this before

but like the Manosphere is so literally gay I don't mean 90s gay I mean homosexual coded they've come in they've been they've been the name It sounds like a bar. We'd have fun at for an hour, and then we'd be like, hey, they're getting too comfortable. We need to leave.

They're in their world. They fully come around now to like, if you have a girlfriend that's gay. Right. Eating pussy is gay. Like, literally. Dude, I saw this dude. It's 90s gay. But they're not realizing that they're becoming literally.

Literal gay. Yeah. A whole new type of guy. I don't have it with me, but everybody, please look it up at home. I actually saw a dude yesterday doing one of those, like, sort of slam poems or whatever and it was about the man it's called it was called the Manosphere Orgy

and it was pretty fucking great it was pretty fucking great it was just like three minutes of this dude talking about like Elon and them finally you know just giving into their base desires and lick and come off of each other and in the end we get world peace because the only thing that's holding us back is like it's just all these powerful men who have to suppress their fucking gay thought

and it's self-hatred dude if you watch more than five minutes of Andrew Tate he will say some of the gayest shit. And I don't mean that in a bad way, you're a lot. But like, do you think this guy at the gym was gay? Do you think when I overhear these cops talking to each other about their calf muscles that they are a little bit somewhat late and homosexual? Or do you just think that like everyone can do that?

They weren't allowed to for years. And now for some reason they are and they're just going the full. Because I've also been flirting with calling them women, which I know it's offensive somewhat to women, but I just feel like they're acting like my mom in the 90s. Yeah. Are there? Is he a bodybuilder type? Is that what you said? He hasn't been, but I know he's getting bigger recently, and I heard him talking about gear.

And look, this is gay of me. I'm clearly obsessed with this man. I followed him in that room, so I want to see what he looked like in the mirrors. But it was just like, I'd never had a 28-year-old tell me he was fat before. I feel like part of it is like, you know, those dudes, they're all about body percentages and stuff. So like if he gets up to 8% body fat, he's like, oh, God. And he can, he can see it somehow, even though we would kill for his body up against stars warm at night. It's like when you watch golf and like... Why is he talking to a stranger about that insecurity? This is what I'm

saying. We were like, men, you need to open up more, start holding it in. And what came out of me? He was like, I think I'm fat. You know what I mean? It's like, no, I meant to talk about your dad hating you, but I guess that was fine, too. My dad's fat. What do you all think about the whole... My dad don't have no gains? Sorry, go ahead. What do you all think about

the whole, like, I've seen gay people say, and this was actually framed as in, like, in media, talking about tropes and media and movies and TV and stuff where it was like... A lot of butt stuff in this podcast. It's like, I hate how, I hate how any, like, vicious homophobic or whatever so often, it's like, they're secretly gay, you know, because it's like, I know that that's a real thing, but it also, this is gay people saying this.

It just kind of makes me a little uncomfortable because it like lets, plenty of them are just actual fucking biggest. They're not actually secretly gay. And that lets those people off the hook. And it also like... I see. It, like, it's a. different kind of demonizing of gayness sort of. Do you know what I mean? It's like,

he's got this evil in him. Right. And it's like, so I've heard people raise that point before. It's like anytime someone comes up who's just like hates gay people, just like, oh, you secretly want to suck a dick. And some gay people are like, okay, let's not. Maybe that guy just sucks, like not dick. Just is an asshole. Right. It's basically. Yeah, that's true too, because I felt that myself when I said, I've been toying with calling them women. But what I'm really saying is these dudes are, openly shallow, their insecurities are all aesthetic. You know, like women? Right, right.

That's kind of shitty, too. It does let, I do agree with the sentiment that it, like, lets them off the hook because it's basically saying, like, no, no, you see, no one could just be a bad person that hates gay people. That doesn't exist. So if they hate gay people, it's because they're gay. And it's like, no, they're, I mean, don't even wrong, I totally feel that way about Lindsey Graham.

But, like, there's definitely some people straight as a board just hate gay. You know what I mean? Yeah, but I always felt like the argument was less. There's no straight people hate and gays and more straight people who hate gays hate a lot of things and they're busy. But this dude who's dedicated to a podcast. It's insane. It's like the obsessiveness is what makes me think he's high.

There's like a chance of trans people because they want to fuck them. They want to fuck trans people. It's the focus, not the hatred. Allow me to say I don't know the validity of this, but that's never stopped us from discussing something on. a podcast. I saw on Instagram. I saw something on Instagram the other day of this, this trans person talking about Dave Chappelle wanting to get with them. And they had like all these conversations and people were chiming in with like, oh yeah, a lot of people in the

trans community have known this for a long time. Every, oh yeah, a lot of people in the comedy world claim it too. Yeah. And like that does make, because like it would be one thing if he just did the one trans joke. He literally dedicated specials to just talking about. the last special about it. So it does, like you said, like, it does get a little weirder when you just

won't shut the fuck up about it. And let me make the argument to the gay people who Trey brought up who are like, what the fuck? We're not saying

that the hatred is coming from the gay community. We're saying that the focus, we're not good at that as straights. That's gay stuff. That's a compliment.

Your hateful people are very focused, and that's a compliment to you and your... Peter Thiel. Trey, I'm sure you're going to end up talking about this on skews if it makes the national media like I expect it to.

The Mountain Air Majority Fund is a West Virginia-based conservative organization. Someone just sent me this and I opened it. That seeks to educate voters on the policies and values of the candidates in the state. And there's their logo. There you go. Huh. Right. So it's mountains.

Put that thing up. Okay. I didn't even know what it was. Okay. It's definitely like ostensibly mountains. It definitely does look like someone cut a swastika into two people. and rotated one. Yeah.

Right. Yes. Interesting. Sometimes I feel like they do that stuff because they know it'll get us talking about it. For sure. And they'll just call anybody a Nazi. How could that?

Yeah, they, it's like I, fuck it those. There's a word. I'd love to call them right now, but I'm not going to. I just farted and it smells so bad that I'm upset. Yeah. Yeah.

And I can't even imagine. Is it going to be poop? No, he's in rehab still. Let's get back to. Warren's got. Poop and butt talk. Yeah. I don't.

I don't. It's like also I saw people talking about, did somebody get caught? Oh, did you guys, this is why it came up. Did you see that video of Sydney? Sydney 24.

Yeah. Dancing with Shibusi. What? I saw some clips from that. Dancing with Shibuzzi. I didn't see that part. I saw her with her boyfriend and I saw her at that same thing. was at with also a fart.

That's what I thought you. Black, okay, are you, you actually saw her fart? I thought you said, we were talking about farts and you said speaking about. You said, he just got excited. That's all that's happened here. I know. This motherfucker, you did see her fart.

15 minutes ago, somehow people who have certain kings are weird. Now he's like, do you say she farted? I know, but he's saying, he's saying he saw her fart is what I'm saying. He did say her fart. There was like, they were doing a video or like there was some sort to shoot and she was like laying on a diving board like this and just sort of went and everybody in the comments was talking about how tight it sounded. And it was real.

And I meant it when I wrote that comment. That's what I believe in my heart. Who knows what's real anymore? Obviously, they could have added a fart in post. I've been guilty of that. You know, I've added plenty of farts in post in my Foley career. But all I'm saying to react in the comp, no, not well, kind of. Oh, I think somebody said Sidney, do you need to use the bathroom?

which is weird. But my point is, like, how would I, like, that's a wild thing for you to say, speaking of farts, then you do Sidney Swin. No, I know. That's why when I realized you were saying you did sit, because I, like, Drew, I think, at first I thought you were just saying, you've seen her fart. No, don't get excited. Don't get excited.

But then I realized, I was like, wait, no, he's saying he saw her fart. And I agree that it is weird, given the order of that conversation. I can't believe that's where you were going. I know. You're right. It's sensibly the context of what just happened was, Drew, hold the fuck. I know he's annoying, but hold on. Are you saying Cindy, sweetie, farted, and you saw him. And he was.

He was saying that. I mean, the corner ran like, wait, is that what you're saying? Oh, I like that. Sorry, go ahead. So, anyway, I saw the clip. I heard Shabozzi on black people Twitter, and they were all saying, like, well, you know, it's a lot of racist white people fucking hating this, right? And then I saw the people saying, like, well, a lot of them racist white people

like love to watch white women get railed by guys like Shibuzi or whatever, you know, because it's like, what's, yeah, is that just called BBC or is there a different word? Big Black Cock. Yeah, or the British Broadcasting Corporation. They call them. I have to be Corey's attorney for a second and point out to the court that my man has selective hearing. What Trey said, and I quote, was a lot of racist white people love to see a woman who looks like her. You're like, your boy.

Because all Corey heard was the part that he liked. Yeah, right. The end of it, apparently. Please continue, Your Honor. I just want to sign that from the record. It's wild. It's related to what we're, you know, about Chappelle and trans people and secret homophobes, all this stuff.

It's weird how, I don't know, I guess, repression and hangups and kinks and shit manifest as like hatred or whatever, I guess, insecurity because you're so upset by, society tell you ought not feel that way so then you i just like to see how much volume that can take yeah man well it's like your own reasons i know fear and excitement are really close in the right brain and we're in the in the um synapses or whatever that they fire and then um anger in something else is too but i don't remember what it is so like you know it explains a lot of stuff like you can get pretty dark with it like uh women who have like rape fantasies or whatever because they're so afraid of it they want to do it in a controlled

or unfortunately maybe it happened to them so they want to do it in a controlled atmosphere. So it's like not that odd, but it is like it takes you, you're kind of taking aback how close they all are. I am anyway. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. It's why like anger's addictive. Even if like I don't, no one likes being mad, but you do get addicted to it.

That, well, yeah, it's endorphins. And I think some people, I guess it's like that makes them feel like men, you know, like. I think hate's probably the same way. I don't think people like hating anyone. Like if you asked, if there was a white supremacist who was honest and they were genuinely a white supremacist, it would be like,

wouldn't you be happier then to not think or talk about black people ever again? Ever. Right. So you can't be happy constantly hating them, but you're addicted to it. Yeah. Right.

That's way different than like, you know, we often will send Instagram videos, not naming names of just things that we think don't hit and we will share. share hatred for the thing that doesn't hit. And that does hit for me when we do that.

Mutual hate is fun. Right. But I don't, so like I hate like Andrew Tate type brod dudes, whatever, right? That just as one example. I don't want to fuck them at all. Yeah, right. Not even a little bit at all. Right.

Just to be clear. I don't know. I sound like a he does protest too much type thing, but I'm just saying I really don't. So that's why it's a little weird to me. My hatred of conservative women sort of does work like that. I'm not going to lie. Yeah. You know what I mean?

I can see that. that. But you do understand, Trey, the concept of a hate fuck. I've done it, you know, it's been a long time, but I've done it myself. Right. Was Mitch McHick at him? Lord God. You know what I mean? No, you're right. Yeah. So it's just, yeah,

the dude ones. I don't want to fuck papaws, you know. Right. I don't say that right now. All right. So let's break it down. I know the answer for Corey. It has probably been discussed on this podcast. Are there any conservative women commentators that you feel like you have a thing for and do you think it is that

like that i kind of want to hey yeah for sure i said core we didn't need to like we literally knew i could just name one and hold on no see any of them and you're like no i'm gonna say thumbberg for mentor show although she's not conservative obviously on the other but uh but the thing is Megan Kelly is like objectively traditionally attractive, right? She's that classic All-American. She's a liberal. I wouldn't care. I'd be like,

I'm asking if you either feel or at least understand anything beyond base attraction with her. No. Again, I'm not talking to you. I do not want to say this. I don't think she doesn't. I'm not asking if you want to hate fuck Megan Kelly. I want to be very clear.

I'm trying to give you so many outs in how you answer this question. Okay. What I'm saying is. mentioned her fucking Lauren Bobert, all right? But I sometimes think it's more of the trashy, dumbass part. It's the conservative part. She reminds me of a lot of girls that I used to fucking date or whatever. Including the conservative, she don't know shit about fuck part.

You know, I had so many girlfriends that was burgeoning Bobarts or whatever. So it, you know, it's just all that. If you don't vape in evolution, you'll take it in the ass. Vaping and Jack and dudes off in the theater and stuff. it's like, you know, remind you of my youth. That, yeah, I get that. I think maybe you don't have as much of the hate fuck, Gene. Right.

Because who else is there that's like not? Megan Kelly's a good example. I don't ever like think about Megan Kelly. What's the skinny blonde? Oh, uh, Tony, Tony, Tony Lauren. That's close. I don't think that's right. Tommy.

Tell me. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy Lauren. Tommy Lauren. Tommy Lauren. Yeah, something like that. Tommy Hillfiger? To me, it's like Megan Kelly. It's like, yeah, they're both, you know, I like hot, blonde, white ladies.

They need to get them a fatten. Christy Noon. They got a fat named Megan McCain fat. Yeah, but they turned on her. Yeah, I'm for that. They turned on her. Christy Noam. Yeah.

At this point, are you going to shoot that dog? So, you know. Jake beat off to that video. I wasn't a fan before that, obviously. But, you know. It's so fun. I'm kidding, everyone. Yeah.

Just loading up chihuahuas in a skate machine. That's a family guy, Joe. Do you remember that? It's, you know, Lois, she's from like a blue blood, wealthy family. Her dad, Carter Pudersmith or whatever. Parker, Peter Smith, yeah. They're in, I think it's him. It might just be Peter.

You know what? Bobby Peter's French, no, it's car. Like the owner of the toy factory or whatever shows up one day, and he's this like wealthy CEO C-suite type guy. And they're in like this office thing overlooking the factory floor, and he's looking at operations like, oh, these are going smoothly. That's great. Oh, we're having, you know, the future is looking bright or whatever.

And then like a little, a little like Yorkie or whatever, like jumps up at his hands. He's like, ah, good boy, Connor. And then he goes, pull. And he throws it out and fucking shoots it with a shotgun. jumps into an assistant's hand, he pets it, says, good boy, Connor, and it says pull, and the assistant throws it and he shoots him. If you guys are wondering why Trey could barely remember that scene with a dying, floating boy from three months ago, but has vivid, vivid, Chris my face detail of something he saw in a cartoon 20 years ago. It's because he loves dead dogs.

So in all sincerity, do y'all have, do you all, does that have? Does that have? happened to y'all or is my brain wrong where it's like stuff from my no no no stuff from my youth oh yeah right i remember it to this day but i watch all these shows now and the next season comes around and i don't remember what fucking happens yes okay what is it just getting older but i think your brain's a sponge it's easier to learn a language when you're younger and then it dries out like an old haggard dog that we got too much bullshit up here now the other i do think part of it you know family guy we used to smoke i had the whole DVD box set you know what I mean and we'd smoke weed and just put those on I probably saw that

episode no telling how many time you know what I'm saying and that makes it so like I think that's also part of it where I don't hardly ever rewatch anything nowadays usually because there's just so much stuff out there so but sometimes I get all freaked out about it I'll think about stuff I can remember from that long ago and then be like I don't remember the equivalent of that from now I know ever like I got so many kindergarten memories but like people People will send an email about something we said on the podcast this week. And I'm like, what? What are you talking about?

No, we didn't. No, we did. Right on. That happens to me a lot. There's times where we leave it. So it's more prevalent on gravy baby because as soon as we're done, it's kind of usually falls on me to title. I mean,

I don't want to say no one else does it, but I usually end up titling it and then doing the description. And I'll be like, fuck, what did we talk about? It's me every week. Every fucking week. I'm like, what? Drew, can I use a quick question?

I don't relate to anything we talked about. Mark brought it up on skews. You know the Southern Poverty Law Center, right? They do law shit. They go after hate groups. Any like law firm, maybe not any. I guess it depends on what kind of law you do.

But they employ like PIs and shit, right, private investigators to look at people. And if you're doing that, you're like gathering information in that sort of context. Yeah. You can offer, you can like pay money to people. people to give you that information?

There's no law against paying people to give to tell you. Right. Paying informed it. Right. Okay. That's not, they're not charged with that. They're charged with fraud.

I mean, it's like on its face blank, one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. Yeah, right. It's also why it's scary. It's like, yeah,

they're just doing whatever they want. But the, the charge is your people paid you. Right. To stop the clan or whatever. To stop the clan. And then you started paying people who are in the, the Klan. And they're so smug about like, look, we call them. They've been paying

the Klan. But again, that's what you have to do that. It is a brilliant move because their fans are so fucking stupid. And again, it's fascism. Pure and simply, it's just that some people, like Republicans in Congress, need something to latch on to so they can pretend like they're not fascists. Right. But that's what I'm saying. It's like, as soon as I heard that, I was like, well, yeah, you, like, you can't pay like good. person to inform on the client.

You can't pay like a black church leader to inform on the clan. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. They're not in the clan. That's literally their defense. It's like, yeah, we were going to go to all of the activists who were against the clan and pay them. But it turns out the clan hated them. Right. I mean, of course.

That's what Mark was talking about this yesterday. And I just kept being like, I don't understand how. I mean, it's like you said, all they have to say is they took this money from their donors to stop the clan and look at this. They wrote checks that were cashed by people in the clan. And everybody just goes, I knew it. And it's a simple with that. But the whole time,

I was just like, I don't even have people on board with them are going, I knew it. I think they also know what's up. And they just hate the Southern Poverty Law Center. And they're like, we got, we're so clever.

Look how good we are. Right. It's unbelievable. They found it out when they were doing their taxes that there was a W-9 in there from, you know, the Southern Poverty Law Center. to their clan chapter. Well, the other thing, the other thing that was actually part of it was that, like,

they used to try to prove it and say it was fraud or whatever, was that they hid these payments, right? So they'd pay these clan informants and it would be like, um, exactly. Exactly. Who hears that? They're not undercover if you expose them. I know. Who hears that and does it immediately think, well, of course they do.

Right. The informant, if you didn't do that, the informant would be like, well, you're trying to get me fucking killed? Right. Like, I'm not like, yeah, cover it up. In my mind, like they'll lynch me if you don't cover this up. So of course,

cover it up. I know, but that's like part of their rationale, apparently. There's no rationale. Right. Here's what, here's,

in my mind, this is what happened. Some dipshit like Cash Patel pitched this and was like, I'm a fucking genius. We got him on fraud. And some actual smart person who's evil,

like Miller went, actually it's going to work because it's so stupid. It's so funny that And also who cares to do it. These people won't go on record and admonish the Klan, but they will admonish the Southern Poverty Law Center for giving money to the Klan. Well, if they ever admonished the Klan,

to say that it was started by Democrats and as a Democrat organization. Yeah, the only time they'll ever bring that up. But, yeah, I mean, you know, that's what I, all of that is like what I thought and everything, even when Mark was first explaining it all to me, but since you be law and stuff. He do be law. He do be law. That's law. He's not the law.

No, he's not the law. He be law. No, but who? He stay law. He stay law? Yeah, maybe that's it. Yeah, he does stay law. I don't even stay law.

I don't know shit. Right on. I mean, most of you don't. It's hard to know all of it. You can't know all of it. You don't even study laws. Right. Why would you?

They got them in a book. Right. You study how they work and how they interact with court cases. And which one trumps the other. one in like a game of Uno with our lives. Yeah, we do kind of actually study that. Well, yeah, I mean, I hope you do. You put it, actually.

Yeah, see, I hit. Saw Sydney's 20 part. You do, yep, he saw Sydney's 20 fart. You know, that's how you know he hits. I say we close it off down. All right. Court would not be denied like he was with the Disney Journal on that one. It's been a fun.

But, butt and poop-filled episode's been fun. Yeah. I'll be in Brooklyn this weekend and then a bunch of West Coast shit, San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, and some order. And Florida, Carolinas, and a bunch of other places. And all in the near future, all at TRAG Crowder.com. Please. I'll be in Bristol, Tennessee, slash Virginia this weekend at the Blue Ridge Comedy Club.

I have shows Friday and Saturday. Please come out and see me at those. I know at the end of May I'm going to go with Trade of Portland at some point. I'm looks like I'm going to do what court at Bonaroo even though Trey hated it and I got New Orleans coming down the pipe that I haven't announced yet I got Athens, Georgia for ath fest kickoff party at the end of June. Hey, I don't do shit. So go to Corey at rightsfor you.com. That is my substack. Thank you to all of you who put me in the top 25 of comedy on substack this week.

That's Corey writes for you.com. This week I wrote a diary entry, an eustach. essay and a poem and I did some audio stuff and it's a lot of fun. Corey Rott's For You.com. Thank you all for listening to The Well Red Show. We love to stick around longer, but we got to go. She always turns it off when we start doing our plugs.

That's it. That's like she don't know. You fucking cunt. You've called her red-handed. Yep. Got a brown-handed. Yeah, there you go. We love to stick around longer, but we got to go.

Tune in next week if you got nothing to do. Thank you, God bless you good night and skew. Part. We both so much bad. Two rednecks, but we're still fenced. We're going to get drunk and we're going to talk a lot. Both have sex with family. Putting on airs.

What other rednecks to talk about foreign affairs? Laughing so hard that we end up falling out of our chairs. Sir Trace, Sir Corey. Oh, what a pair. High class topics with a redneck flare. Oh, yeah. Two redneck's, but we're still fend. We're going to get drunk and we're going to talk a lot.

and we're gonna talk a lot. That you ran over. That you think are nameless, faceless. If I know you from the addicts, we're gonna get drunk and we're gonna talk a lot. Dricking, we're gonna talk a lot.