wellRED podcast - Toy Story, Afroman, Reacher, & Tink Tink 2: Cornhole Edition!

Episode Date: March 25, 2026

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but don't give a fun. They're the liberal rednecks that makes some people upset, but they got three big old dicks that you can suck. You know what, I'll start. Hey, everybody. Here we are.

It's the well-read podcast. I'm going to show y'all something that's been disturbing me for two days. You see this right here? I think everybody would recognize this as a plush Woody doll, correct? So a plush version of the toy Woody from Toy Story. Look here on the back. It's got a fake pullstring, right? it's got a fake pullstring

meaning that this is not a plush of the cowboy this is a plush of the toy you know what I mean? Like this is a toy The cowboy has it too The cowboy is the toy They're not separate from each other Right yeah exactly right

That's what I'm saying though but you But like you would think that there would be some Well they are separate of each other in that There was a show in Toy Story 2 We find out that he was also a puppet you know what I mean? But why would they... If they're making a plush,

they would make it of the... They would make it of the doll, because the doll is the famous one. I hear you. Like, the doll is the iconic character. I hear you. Right. His whole thing is trying to deal with exactly what you're talking about.

The crisis you're having is quite literally his arc into... Yeah, like, it's... How much more can we emasculate this motherfucker, I guess, is what I'm saying. Like, he's based on a puppet, which I assume, but that it didn't have a pull string. They added that for the toy. So it's like, well, it's a toy so we can have a pull string with them saying stuff.

When this one, you're like, we need to show. But that's the one that got famous. Yeah, I know that. But like, who gives a fuck? There's no real cowboy. There's puppet string, two Ds, or the pull string. Those are your, you know what I mean? You, we live in like, you know, the real world.

Right. Like, not Pixar world. real world, all he is is a toy. In the real world, if a kid likes Woody, they like Woody the toy from Toy Story. And Woody the toy from Toy Story has a pull string on his back. So if you get a kid a plush of Woody, it should have I think he's just going to be pissed off that he'd be constantly trying to do this. Like, well, that's, but I also think. Where I thought you were going with it.

It's like, it's annoying to put a fake pull string. I think I'm like, I'm with you on that. But like, but then you sort of of beard in a different direction than I was expecting. But yeah, especially a little kid. If you put a pull string on the back, they're going to be trying to fuck with it and it don't do anything. And that's, you ought not do that.

And the way you say it assumes that we live in a world where a kid's going to get one, it's not going to have this. And they're going to be like, well, this can't be officially licensed because there's not the fake pull string on the back. Woody has a pull string. I just think that kids are more correct. Like kids, I don't think they think of him as so much as a toy.

They've probably built like a lore for him. You know what I mean? Like in their mind, it's a cowboy based on a real dude. And like, why wouldn't it be Buzz Lightyear is based on a real dude? But he has that. He does have that. But I don't know why they didn't just give it a pull string. Right.

I know. And you know, you do know too. That's what I was about to say, here's all that actually happened. Whoever makes the plushies, the character of Woody has a pull string on the back. And they're like, well, we're not going to also build in. Put a voice box. Capability. Yeah, right.

We have to put voice boxes in there. in like little electronics and an actual pulling mechanism that works, that's going to cost at least six more cents per doll. Right. Like, we're not going to do that. So we just put a fake pull straight. Probably, no, no, it don't cost more. Is it a ring sewn in or is it drawn on?

No, it's just drawn on. It's just drawn on. I hate that. It's just saying it's going on. Yeah, I agree with that, but I'm just saying it's definitely why they did it. Yeah, it's been bugging me. They could carry it. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, hook it to a backpack. We've got all those too. I mean, you know, obviously. Also, dude, the whole, like, the fact that Woody's pullstring still works in Toy Story 3 is pretty sus. Like, no, it wouldn't. Like, not even a little bit. So much time had passed.

Like, they acted like it was like, oh, yeah, Woody, it sounds like a cheap speaker. Now it's like, no, it wouldn't work at all. I'm not saying that he canonically then couldn't speak. I just don't think that his pullstring would have worked. That's all I'm saying. I don't think I've seen three. I just watched two literally. three would be your favorite time last night.

So I don't want to keep that a turn here. But an infamous family story is the first time Andy's family went on vacation when I started dating her. I wasn't in enough to be invited. So I was asked to house it. That hits so much harder. And they just had a toy. They had a toy that they didn't warn me about that just goes off. So it like pitch black one in the morning.

A redneck Japanese hair. Yeah. fucking push clacks into the front room. I'm like, what the fuck? I walk in there and I swear to God I hear. Now I lay me. I pray the Lord, my soul to keep. Dude, it's so scary that I become convinced.

It's so scary that I become convinced her brothers have set up a camera of some sort and are watching me while laughing, fucking with me. So I'm like, fucked up. I'm going to go figure this out. Well, the red, the sort of sketch, and I went in there. The sketch version of that, if you're setting it up as like a redneck version of those type. Because, again, for some reason, that feels like a Korean horror movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

Japanese or something. A little killer doll. But, like, then you hear the thing, you hear the click clacking around, whatever, and you turn the light on, and it's that little racist dancing Sammo thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hell of the amazing.

Dancing a jig towards you. and it's still scary. Then you prayer rabbit comes out and he's got yellow eyes. I went to the wrong room. I turned on a lie. I didn't hear it. And then I hear, I guess it had multiple sayings,

Little lamb, Little man. And I literally out loud, I go, What the fuck? And I marched into the room. It was coming around. And it was a fucking doll.

And it was at least as old as Woody was in the things. And then they also had that Bubba, talking Bubba, hey, pull my finger off the fart. So I grabbed the doll angrily, like I'm going to break this fucking thing because it just gave me a heart attack,

and Bubba goes, put my finger and I'll fart. And I sat down and laughed until I cry. They do make them better. They did make toys better back then because also we have to understand that Woody actually, like the movie comes out in 95,

but we learn in two that Woody is actually a much older toy anyways. Like he was more than likely one of Andy's parents. dolls because the dude that, you know, picks him up from Al's toy barn is like, they don't, you can't even find these. You know what I mean? Like, you can't even find these.

This is crazy. So, like, it's possible that by the time we see Woody in 95, he's already a 30-year-old toy and then 15 or so. So, I mean, you know, but they did make things better back then. So, yeah, sure. Maybe it worked. Yeah, it had like something that causes cancer in it, holding it together. Lead, asbestos, petting.

Yeah. Works. The bestest lead, money. goodbye. Yeah. What's, have we talked, I'm sure we've talked about this before, but like, obviously vapes is like the easy answer because it's like, well, we kind of, they probably already do, but like, what do you think our asbestos and lead is going to be, you know, like when micropathic. Yeah, I guess we've already got it, huh? I've forgotten. Receit paper, apparently, if you handle a receipt for like five minutes, that's like a normal

person who doesn't have to do that, six months worth of microplastic, just seeping into your skin and breathing it in. You've just made me think of something I wanted to ask you both about because you have little children. Also, Drew, you in particular, it's like I'm interested. I don't think we've talked about this already. I was with a buddy of mine who's very, you know, crunchy white and he's got, he's got a baby also.

His baby's like a baby baby, like a six-month-old. And he's this dude, again, crunchy white and not like the Aaron Rogers way. He's, you know, he's a good, good lefty and everything, him and his wife both. but he was talking about that their babies had they're she's having to do like an elimination diet to figure out what's causing this like gastro distress for their baby and all this shit and the breast milk and all this type of stuff and he said he's got they got all these other friends in the city where they live who also have kids babies and it's all some kind of something and everything and he goes and i hadn't really thought about it he was like he's like but dude

he's like it makes you understand why you know a fucking dude like rfk junior gets a platform or whatever he was like because it's terrifying it's super frustrating and it's like what is causing this shit and the idea that it's like because you said that and i was like i don't you know i don't want to sound mahae but it's some kind of food processing thing or something or some you know something that's in food or dies or something i don't know but like i mean europeans are always calling us out because they like look at our ingredients and they're like we out of years ago 15 years ago And then sometimes a real like, a fuck off good old boy will be like, yeah, because you just had one study that attached it. And it's like, okay, that might be true some of the time.

But isn't it better to outlaw 10 chemicals and two of them were fine? But you also got rid of the eight that was making the babies not be able to digest. 100%. Like overcorrecting is better. Here's a perfect story. Go ahead. Now, I was just going to say in a safety situation, overcorrecting is like kind of what you need to do at first. Like, of course you want to go hard.

It's the government's job. But instead, they're like, I don't know about that. But how about we give somebody who broke into someone's house one time 30 years in prison? I love the overcorrection when there's a human on the line. But if a company is going to lose money, you're right, buddy, let's be careful. All right, let me just tell you a quick story. And this is a maha type person. And y'all know, I'll say her name.

But y'all know who I'm talking about Andy's friend. Shoe way. The way that started was a four-year. many doctor, some of whom told her it was all in her head, some of whom, Dr. Trey Kroberts? With insane things and gave her very intense, incorrect pills. And a chiropractor figured out she was allergic to gluten.

Of course that made her nuts. It might have happened with Trey with his eyeballs. I'd be freaking out. The whole system fails you, tells you you're crazy and then a crazy man figures it out. And then of course, when he's like, and also by the way, why don't you gargle cordial silver and don't worry about the fact that it turns people blue, you're going to be like, I don't know, man.

He's batting a thousand in my life. Yeah, 100%. Right. But it still is like ironic and stuff too because not that long ago, you know, Michelle Obama was like... Broccoli. Maybe kids should eat a slightly fewer cheeseburger. or whatever and and people were flipping the fuck out about it and now you know he does it and they're

but they've since also gathered up a whole demographic of people that they kind of didn't have at that time i feel like post-coving well Aaron rogers types is what i mean like those those people the Michelle obamashit was going on the people that hated her they they weren't really wrapped up in that yet i feel like and then anti-vax and all that shit is and now rfk juniors pulled them into the fold. So it's not a one to one comparison. Not 10 days ago I was passive aggressively, not aggressively disinvited, but stop being invited to dinner for three straight days for bringing that one. Yeah. Just like, oh yeah, no, I saw what RFK was doing. It reminded me a lot of Michelle and Mama and her plan to put kids on vegetables. And therefore, I back it

because it's similar to the one I backed then. Yeah, it's just, I don't really remember that. you do you were mad about it r fk junior we talk rfk junior has so many things that i agree with them on it's just the way that he gets to him like he he'll he'll he'll say like we we need to get rid of red dye and i'm like absolutely and then he'll be like man joe piscopo i full towered a wolf you know what i mean and you're like hold on man like why couldn't you just said the first part why'd you have to do that well you agree with him because he's a fucking democrat like that's how you agree with half of what he says because you always felt half of what he says to be true. Right. But it's like, again, when he says like, we have too many chemicals on our food,

it's like, yes, we do. And then they'll go and here's how we're going to. So it's one of those situations where it's like, we all agree with the thesis. Y'all are just trying to get there in a very weird direction that we've tried to do for years. It's also theater, man. They got a bunch of groups to promise to look into getting rid of red. It hasn't been outlawed. Nothing has changed. They did this big celebration week three.

Nothing has happened. And now the EPA has rolled back the outlaw. I don't remember what the name of the chemical is on one of the gnarliest, most high birth defect cancer rate chemicals that they've ever done in America, which is saying something. I mean, if you live near a farm, dude, he's full, he's a, he's a Charlotte. Right. Is what he is.

But also, it's like you pointed out, Drew, the other part that's I ironic about it is it's like all those types of, well, it's part of the same reason why they hate Michelle Obama aside from just her being a black woman and saying it or whatever. But like, you know, that's like big government shit. Like they're, you know, they think the government's not supposed to be able to whatever. Mess with the free market in that way. Yeah, exactly. Right. Yeah, that's been part of their.

But dude, like when men. purported philosophy for a long time. But now with this dude, it's, you know, now it's a good thing. Yeah. when me and Trey went to the UK, like the thing that I was, I mean, this is very fat of me, but like my main takeaway was like, oh,

we, their chocolates better. You know what I mean? And not just like when you go to a fine chocolatier. I mean, like, whatever their version of a Snickers is, is just in, it's incalculably better. And their reason is like, yeah, because if we tried to make a fucking Reesey cup

like y'all do, we'd go to jail. You know what I mean? So we have it. And it's like, but then it's also better. used to, I feel like when we used fake stuff, it was to make something hit a little harder. You know what I mean? Like, chewy trees. It wouldn't be good if it was just all through.

You should talk about that on putting on airs, dude. I think about that all the time. Rich people, like, wanted carpet and fake soap. And the pores had to do hardwood, and instead of real soap, wash with a pine cone. And then because poor people have fucking culture, we made it hit. And they were like, we want that.

Make them have the carpet and the chemicals. Bring me to pinecote. And mark it up 10%. right the chocolate though is kind is i think an opposite because you were like oh use fake shit to make something hit and kind of but the with american chocolate it was because it was trying to it's cheaper it was a good idea first herschise was the first company to figure out how to make chocolate accessible to uh poor slash regular people back then because it used to be like a luxury item for everybody else and the way they did it was by basically stepping on it you know with

whatever else and uh and then but then it like was a big hit and they called Marco in there's that Marco get in here but now it's you want to go straight we got you a job but now that's like American chocolate standards or whatever and then but everywhere else it actually hits still can I ask you a question you probably don't know the answer to but if you do wink at me is there drugs also better like their chocolate is do they also not be stepping on that I don't think I'm trying to think there might it can't be because it's further I'm pretty sure.

I feel like I've heard that it's the opposite, but I could be wrong. I think it is with Coke, and then maybe with party rave drugs, it's, they have good ones because you make those Eastern European labs. Come on in here,

right, right? Dude, imagine one of our, imagine one of our uncles going over there and exploding a meth lab first day because he didn't know the metric system and he just put too much shit in.

That'd be great. That's funny, too, because in that story, if it was the first day, he was brought in. They literally called our uncle and it was like, listen, man, we got to get an expert right here, dude. Oh, fuck me.

So anyways, good week. Just sorry, I had the Woody doll on my mind, but it's crazy. I watched Toy Story 2 for the first time last night. I mean, it's not. I have a kid, but I've never seen it. It's a bad one. It's really good.

Three is going to blow your mind, man. Like, it's, like, I'm not kidding when I say this. Here's why I, the Toy Story trilogy is better than the Godfather trilogy. full stop, mean it with my whole heart, and here's why, there's not a Godfather three amongst the toy stories. Like, they are all just absolute gas, awesome.

Three is like one of the most emotionally fulfilling into a trilogy I've ever seen in my life and it's fucking toys. Right, but it's not the end, though. I know that, but just count them as three movies and four is also good, but I'm saying like... Yeah, and now they're making five, I'm pretty sure.

I know, I know, and now I like that, because the idea between five is like the main villain that comes in is going to be an iPad. So like I do like that toys. It's like, oh, well, that makes sense. They can, as toys and technology grow, Toy Story can do it. They could do your idea from a few weeks ago and they essentially just make Terminator, but it's toys and the iPad is the Terminator. You know what I mean?

They might be doing that, Tray. That might be what they're doing. That might be Skynet. Like, there probably will be something in there about that. But I'm saying four is, four is I like it, but just one through three feels like three was the end of a very specific arc and then four has then started it over in my opinion.

Right. Well, you know, yeah, immeasurably brilliant and never wrong Quentin Tarantino's position on it is that he doesn't, he refuses to acknowledge. Oh. The fourth movie.

Well, that's good. The way that Grandpa Simpson does with the state of Missouri or whatever. No, dude. Because he says, because he agrees with you. He says the trilogy is perfect. Right. And in his mind, it ended there. He thinks they've sullied it.

by continuing. I don't know. It's wild to me that Quinn Tarantino thinks Godfather 4 and Palestine are the same. I don't know. What? We're talking about Toy Story. He's talking about Toy Story. He's talking about Toy Story, not Godfather.

He has strong opinions on Toy Story? I just assumed. No, no. By the way, I, like, but I don't agree with that whole. I didn't ruin the perfect joke. Way to go, Quinn. That's twice you've disappointed me. I don't agree.

It's funny because Godfather 4 actually doesn't exist. Right. Well, there is Godfather 3, the death of Michael Corleone Coda, and it was a different version of three that Francis Ford Coppola put out years later to try to save. I think I must have been thinking of that because I remember it made people mad and then if you go on HBO, it will be like Godfather, Godfather 2, Godfather 3, and then Godfather, Coda, the death of Michael Corleone, making some people think that there is a fourth Godfather, but actually that I am some people. That is what happened. Yeah, that's a re-edit of Godfather 3 that Francis

Ford Coppola put out years later to be like, no, see if they'd let me do it my way, it would have hit, yeah, really, right? And it's like, no. So he Snyder cutted the Godfather? Yeah, he Snyder cut. Yeah, he Snyder cut. Yeah, he's called, again, it's not even called Godfather Part 3. I'm going to start calling that my dick that. It's like, it's not circumcised. That's the Snyder cut. It's not, it's not even put out as like the director's cut. It's called a completely different thing. Unless I'm crazy and I dream this. It's called Godfather Coda, the death of Michael Corleone, which, as we all know, happens in Godfather 3. He just sort of re-edited, put some scenes in there.

But anyways, I don't believe in the whole, like, yes, everything me and Quentin Tarantino think about most things is true. And then the first three are the best, but like, I don't think four sullies it. Like, you can still just be a normal person and be like, I consider one through three the tie up of one arc. and then four begins a completely different journey, but with our same characters. Like, Sully, just don't, I mean, I guess I would say, just don't fucking watch it, but he does do that. He just doesn't watch it.

But it's awesome. It's good. It gave us forky, the trash boy. I'm so mad I misunderstood what series he was talking about. Did you see that Snow White joke that I, not my joke, it was an internet joke that I put in the group chat for Gal Godot in the Snow White movie? first of all you know the

snow white live action movie and it was a massive fucking flop and dumpster fire in every regard and gal Godot played the evil queen in it right I left the picture picture of her as the evil queen and it's okay is the evil queen from sleeping beauty

oh white is maleficent I'm you that I might be Katie would be very sadish Katie's the one that would know this Maleficent and evil queen are not the same ones and I don't know which one is from Snow White but either way the bad

person, the bad, bad villain. It was a picture of Galgado as the villain, right? And the joke, the tweet or whatever was, uh, reportedly Galgado initially turned down this role until she found out that the film was a bomb directed at children. And then she, Maleficin is sleeping beauty.

I was wrong. Okay. Yeah. Now imagine if whoever tweeted that accidentally tweeted it about a non-Gal Godot movie and it would just be heartbroken. That's how, that's me right now. But it's like a picture. of some other

white lady that hits sort of, well, hits to look at anyway, when you got to switch gears into Galgadoo. I don't know if there is anybody that looks like. We didn't know. There's several things that have happened this week that have been interesting. We obviously talked,

well, we didn't talk on this show, but we talked on skews about the Afro-Man trial, which was absolutely insane, but also, Reacher. Phenombedevable. Phenomal.

You can't, I'm trying, It was honestly, it's kind of felt like how Tiger King felt at first for a minute, like this new wild thing. And then, of course, Tiger King stopped hitting. But this, like, you know, so far, this, the Afro-Men thing is like the Toy Story franchise. Like, if you just stop at three, like if you, right here, it's fucking, you know, it's pretty perfect. Alan Richardson, star of Reacher, beat the fuck out of a dude for messing with him when he was on his motorcycle. And he shoved him off his motorcycle.

Yeah, he should have done it. Yeah, he should have beat the shit out of that guy. Under like the argument that you can't drive your motorcycle through the neighborhood. Yeah. In the middle of the day, too, is the thing. Not going fast. With his kids behind him. With, not the shovers kids.

The guy who got shoved's kids was with him when he got shoved. And it's like a rich white neighborhood. Jay, I wanted to ask you what's fuck, you know. I want to ask you both about this, but Tray, yours are older. I watched that video y'all sent. That was the first time I didn't engage with this story because I was like, You know, you never know, who cares, hearing about some guy getting beat up, but seeing it pretty good. But anyway, your kids are there.

There's so many masculine and toxic masculine things going on there in terms of setting an example, protecting them. Don't look like a bitch in front of your sons. Don't teach your sons that violence is the answer. Sometimes violent might be the answer. That had to have been, like, I guess I'm such a homer because I hated the other dude. I wouldn't even thinking about how bad it was to get your ass kicked on your front lawn in front of a bunch of teenagers who you live by.

The whole time I'm like, man, I really feel bad for Reacher here. Imagine having to beat a dude up in front of your sons and how like emotional that is. That would be hard, but I do think it was one of those situations where he got assaulted. Like he got pushed off his body. And like, it is important. To me, it is.

I don't want my kids to ever resort to violence if they don't have to. But it is important for me that Bain knows if that ever happens, you go lay hands. I mean, somebody has you got to end that shit. Well, I don't look, I don't want a Monday morning quarterback it or whatever, although that's what we're doing here. I love Alan Rich and I'm a big fan. And I'm sure he was just seeing, that was definitely a totally justifiable response. But in terms of your kids being there and everything else, he is also like just a fucking monster of a human being physically.

Like, I feel like if you're that guy, you can probably like, uh, you know, when without, like, punching the guy on the ground multiple times. But I'm not saying he shouldn't have done it. I'm just saying if you're that guy and you get pushed off, I think you can get up in the dude's face and really like, you know, fucking dressing down. Why you hit yourself? Yeah, something like that and handle it in a way that's like doesn't involve

full-blown, again, punching a neighbor on the ground. How many times did he hit him? I've only seen one angle and it's like unclear. I know he was like, stay down. Well, actually, the only video I've seen so far is it starts with him already kind of doing it. And he hits him like two or three more times and then stops. I don't know how many happened before that. But so, but again, I'm not blaming him.

I'm not saying he shouldn't have done that. I'm just saying, your points well made. Your points well made. I guess if I was defending him in the trial of, you know, a dad court, he did stop. Like, I think that's like a good lesson for your kids too. And you might even be like, I wish I'd have hit him once instead of four times. boys, but I hope that you like understand that I got in a position where I could have hurt him and I chose not to. And I didn't want to hurt him at all.

But of course, you're your smart-ass son. There's always one. If you have two, he's going to be like, look like you did want to hurt him for a second. That dude from that video, too, the guy, the shover, the male Karen, he was like bigger than I thought he would be. Am I wrong? Yeah. He looked like a big guy in that. No.

Yeah, it's just. The only thing I would say you're wrong about, I knew he was, he'd have to be. I knew he was going to be five, six. and just think no one will ever hurt me because I'm a little boy. Or he had to be a dude who's not used to anyone. Right. Because Reacher's like 6, 3 or 6.5 or something. And that dude looked like he was close to his height.

I'm sure he's nowhere near it jacked. But he was like also a big guy. I bet you this also isn't the first time these two have had some words or something because like that's probably why it got to escalation. So I'm theorizing here, but they live in the same neighborhood. This guy's apparently per his Facebook post or whatever, a big MAGA guy. Alan Richardson is like a very outspoken. He's British too, though, by the way, which is always funny.

I mean, he's a British? Yeah, he's a Brit who now lives in Nashville, so it's not that surprising that he's a guy. But I thought that too, except we know a Brit who is in Nashville who kind of know. You're right. You know him, it's fine, but if you don't know him, they don't know. And he did move to America because he likes guns, but he hates everything else about, the best I can tell about that.

That is true. Okay. But for the most part. and being able to say he likes tities. It seems to be Marcus' favorite things about the right wing. He's allowed to comment on women's tities openly. And there's a lot of things Marcus does that if I did not know him personally, I'd be like, that guy's probably sucks.

It's just those two. It's just those two, brother. It's just telling you how good your wife's tits look when she's not around or when she is and the guns. And you know what? That's true that those two things are not always indicative of a person being bad. Sometimes that guy just like, they're just close.

It's like, well, yeah, the bad guy likes those things too because those things hit. Dave Chimel. Why you keep saying black people like watermelon fried chicken, everyone does. Honestly, Marcus is kind of a fucking hero. You know what I mean? Like he's not afraid to say what we're all thinking. I want some guns and your wife's

tits look nice. We all want to say it, but we're in polite society, so we don't. Right. It was really the politeness. of living in Britain that got him now that we think of it. Sure was. I wanted to say, oh, me and Brian, we watched it at the gym when y'all sent that. I didn't know, but he was telling me that Reacher's anti-Maga and that guy's MAGA. And I was like, it's funny to imagine that he was actually doing circles with his kids,

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I got there at four. So, all right, so I was in New Orleans this weekend. Let me just, let me just get some other things out here. Shout out sports drink. I'm wearing the hat. Also, they're about to open a regular club tray. You should go do a weekend there when they do. Awesome community.

awesome owner, Andrew, awesome crew. Half of the other headliners was supposed to leave on Sunday. I was doing shows on Sunday. Me and Laura Pete co-headline ones. Love it, our girl. Dave Bory, for example, he just came back. I know Sean Jordan was getting all the way to Portland. He's got a kid and was like, he just stuck it out and I think got in a later flight.

But they were like in Nightmareland on Sunday. So because of that, like gave up in the left, the airport is what you're saying? Because the security lines were so long? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Because he'd like heard, you know, his flights in three hours.

He'd heard some people had already been there for four or five. All his friends were back at an Airbnb that was already paid for. Yeah, I left too. You know what I mean? Yeah. Let me go. Let me, me and him ate crawfish and had like a really cool talk. That sounds like a great day.

We had breakfast the next day. And the next day we have breakfast at the airport. So I get there at four. for a 715 flight because of what I've heard about. That's relevant to your question because I'm in the TSA pre-check line. I'm on the opposite, I'm on one floor lower than where you do TSA pre-check, in line for an escalator where there's a gate agent at the escalator holding people up so that only so many can go up to the floor at a time so the floor doesn't get too proud.

Literally right in front of me, I sent you all a picture. they let a whole slew of ice agents on the escalator who had just gotten there as I got on the escalator. That's probably about 5.15. I've probably been at the airport an hour at this point. And you still haven't gone through. No, but I'm up the escalator to go through, and it didn't take long after that.

It took me about an hour and a half to get the security. But the reason I'm fleshing it out this way to answer Trace's question, they weren't doing shit, but had just gotten there to do any. anything. My attitude, and this was the attitude of most of the people in line, like, there was a guy behind him and he goes, well, maybe they'll help out and finally do something worth a day.

And didn't get the sense he was like a raging lettuce. Right. Yeah. I was back to make that. But then like from what I would call was clearly what I would call like the typical conservative black couple, they were talking to everybody. They were calling everybody honey. They own a business.

both their sons owned a business. They were talked about Jesus all the time. And for people who don't hang out with black folk, there is like this thing. A lot of them will vote left because of their identity. Right, because the right's racist. But really they're conservative. Yes, right.

That dude makes that. And then they were like, they ain't a way they're helping us. Right. Dude. So nobody was believing in it. That was definitely the temperature in the room. To me,

the temperature of the dudes there, it really looked kind of pitiful. I felt like it was a lot of gibron. who were like, man, we ain't am going to get to crack my fucking heads in the cover of darkness today. We didn't get to go to Minnesota. And the other half was like, I'd never wanted to be here. Now I'm at a fucking airport with a bunch of Karens at four in the morning. But I didn't see him do anything, but I only saw them for about 20-ish minutes.

Because that's what I'm thinking about, you know, talking, you know, making a stupid video about it or whatever. But I haven't been to the airport. I flew home on Sunday. I haven't been to an airport since this started. and uh well monday was a day right and so but i'm and i'm wanting to basically make you know say that they ain't doing that they're just standing around basically with their thumb yeah that for the most part because i know that tom homin everybody said it's like well they're not going to do actual security checking because they're not trained for that like that's ever like they're

right but but and so then it's like well what are they doing it's like well they'll stand by the door so a tsa agent doesn't have to stand by the door and he can go do other shit and that or whatever. They're going to intimidate. Yeah, they could have done what the person at the escalator was doing. But also, aren't there a few videos of them doing that? I know. That's why that I know there's, well, I think, I know there's at least one.

And so I was going to like acknowledge that. But it's mostly just like a lot of the like jokes that I have in my head that I want to make involve them not doing anything. So I don't want to like be wrong. Well, that was my first takeaway. My first takeaway from seeing it at the Atlanta airport was like, this is going to end up being the worst PR ICE has ever had because that's like if you put them in that situation like the rednecks around here that all support ICE and what they did in Minnesota it's because it didn't

make them late to work that day you know what I mean it happened up there but you go to Atlanta airport where every single type of person goes through Atlanta airport every day so you're getting a really good census of who people are and now ICE is inconveniencing you and their presence somewhere is fucking up the fucking chain of commerce like you're going to have a lot of people that were like, hell yeah, we love ice being like, I don't think they fucking need

to be anywhere. They're kind of annoying. Well, let me give a plug to Gravy Baby and pitch you a joke theme, Trey. I might come up with the joke as I'm pitching it

and just give you the whole joke. We had Eric Schmidt on Gravy Baby who is a union rep for TSA and the deputy director or assistant deputy director of politics for the union. I fucked up his title. That is responsible for TSA.

agents in all of California, Arizona, and Nevada, go check that interview out. It's rad. But for people who don't know exactly what's going on, the budget for TSA is tied up in an argument, literally just about putting body cameras on DHS. And, and keeping them, I think it's, they're supposed to, they want them to be IDed visibly. They're not allowed to wear mask anymore and body cameras, I think, are the main. Right. So just like the biggest nothing murder. I can't believe anyone's fighting over it. Like Republicans especially, but even Democrats, there's a part of me that. It's like, hey, maybe don't let them put all the protesters on camera. Could be a backfire ultimate all time in a year from now.

Anyway, so we've got these backups at these airports because TSA hasn't been paid in like 35 days, and they're not allowed to strike. So people just kind of aren't going to work. And a lot of times they're just using their personal and their sick days, and they're doing it on a Sunday because they want to stay home with their family, and Sunday's the biggest travel day. So it really gets fucked mostly on Sundays. so what's happening is

the people who are there do know what they're doing and they're on a skeleton crew and now people who are getting paid because there's a kicker. I know that too, yes. I send DHS, somehow their budget is tied together but they get paid separately. Right, I know. So everyone has had the experience,

Trey, here's a prime joke of some dipshit who don't know what he's doing coming in here telling me how to do my fucking job and he's getting paid and I'm not. I was all right. I was going to say something, you know, certainly going to They're obviously their morale's real low or whatever. And, you know, that's better for morale than saying, like,

three dudes who, you know, couldn't get accepted into TSA two months ago that are, that are getting paid, like, shoving each other, Nick Fuentes clips and fucking giggling by the gate or whatever while you're getting your ass handed to you for nothing, you know. And then being like, you ain't doing it. Right. Yeah. It's the ultimate.

You know, like, I'm sure. The TSA. I'm just saying, like, literally who wants it, who, wants them there, you know, and then, but I just, you since you had been there, I just wanted to ask, you know, if you saw them doing anything, like, well, anything, really, but I'm just kind of standing there. No, and it felt like a real, literally no one wants this, including them. I mean, because they want something much darker, they want to go, like, do something, but no one wanted it, dude. Also, let me say this, a lot more minorities in that group of officers than I expected. I mean, like, 50%. Really? I mean, I've, I mean, I've, really. I I've seen that brought up before. I know that all times, brother. I think that maybe the pretty shooter or shooters were both. I remember that coming up, people pointing that out, you know, which I don't know if that's wild.

We've done it. We've done it, dude. We've rainbow flagged the bombs all the way to now, all the fascist of black people. Equality. True equality. Can I just say as a white man? It feels good. Like, what a fucking relief. off my bag. Yeah, and also they're not going to be as good as we

were at it. You know what I mean? Like, we got Yeah, it's the only, they're trying to take art culture. It's not their thing. I mean, I'm not saying there can't be a dominant one, but like, for the most part, that's an us thing. Yeah. You think that it's because of white rappers? They got mad at how good Eminem was. They were like, fuck this, I'll go be a cop.

That really does seem to be the only aside from Eminem, like, in order to be a white rapper, you either have to be kind of goofy or a militant Nazi. Like, those are the only two flavors of white rappers. The goofy part, I think is just white, but I remember thinking, I remember saying, I think I like fucking tweeted or something when I found out about

G. Easy or whatever. I was like, I know, I'm not saying he don't suck. What I'm saying is I really wish I would have known, and I'm just kidding, I would have done this either way, either way, but I really wish I would have known as a white trash 13 year old in 1999 that one day you could just be a white rapper. You could just do it. Because back then, M&M, that was it. Like nobody was going to let nobody but fucking M&M do it. And every other one was just, it just a, but now, dude, and I, you know, fuck, I like Jack Harlow, but there's G. G.E.Z.

and there's a bunch of guys. I think he's the exception to what George said. Just white dudes. Yeah. And by the way, Dickie's goofy. But that man can't wrap his fucking. Yeah, no, he can't, for sure. For sure, dude.

And I mean, no, proff is kind of like that. Granted, his goofiness is a, is, he's got a whole different thing going. on like and I love him so much like he's goofy he hasn't been a mostly kind of way but I didn't consider him for this like combo but he's close to breaking through he might be the next on the short list of like I hope respected he's awesome but he does have that sort of um he's got a specific style and his videos are funny and he's a flamboyant type dude but I wouldn't he's not goofy he's I don't know he's got so much swag he's honestly like first album Eminem my bum is on your look yeah yeah yeah yeah he's always goofy too really oh for sure

You know, the song, the song, Fas, and that's one. Yeah. And then he killed his wife. That was so silly. Yeah. He was always a wild combination of, you know, goofy and horror core or whatever. But, yeah.

I don't know. What was the- I ate at Pesh? Have you all ever ate at Pesh or Coshone Butcher? These were new to me. Some of my boys recommended them who I was there with. P-E-S-H? P, well, it could be P-S-H.

actually argued about it. It's P-E-C-H-E. Okay, so not Joe Pesci's place. No, the first thing I thought was Joe Pesci, too, when he said Pesh. Yeah, and I was like, that's a... Yeah, I didn't see him there. He wasn't on the menu, but, uh, ooh, we went in. I mean, we went some places I've been before, but those are the two new ones.

I got to say, great. That does it. Three time, as always. Corey, you brought up two things. One of them was Richard and the other one was something else. Oh, Afro-Man. Afro-Man. There was a secret.

third thing, which was the which was the quadruple amputee cornhole champion murder which again did y'all see did y'all watch those videos Mark sent of that dude playing cornhole? It's a fucking tremendous

Did you see him loading and shooting a gun? I skipped that one because my heart couldn't take it. I wanted to believe he'd be capable buddy. Yeah I wanted to believe like his capability stopped at throwing a bean bag I was like oh please don't let it but yeah no it's like that guy

he hits harder than me and he just fucking bobbing around you know what I mean? Yeah I think I figured it out. William's going to do a great 30 minutes on this by the way. It's going to be unbathlete believable.

Remember a little tink tank tank? Of course. Whole little tink tank tank. This motho. This mucker ain't even got to tinks. He's tankless. They said that Dave, didn't they say they found him

with the body in his car or he like took the body? That part was also wild to me. Maybe I'm wrong about that part. He can shoot a gun, but he can't run away. which is an insane combination to have. The thing I read made it sound like

he also like took, was attempted to dispose of the body or something. By eating it? Yeah. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. But I might be wrong about that.

I might have just misread that part, but I remember reading that too and taking like, this motherfucker just nudging a body slowly off a cliff for five days. Just, uh, one of my buddies

was like, how's he going to do that when he can't even wipe his ass and I immediately thought well we've solved the motive here and they're both in the right I get it he mailed off she refused to wipe his ass and then he killed her like and I get I understand both of their positions like fuck you

and your cornhole cornhole man and then he was like all right well that's literally what you're doing over there you stink a booty ass little bitch like just get you determine if a man's asshole is cleaned and then he and then he shit talks to you and then he shoots you because you wouldn't treat his war.

But how much time? You know that she had to be that if she was there the whole time he was loading the gun, that's got to take a minute. It was a woman. I thought it was, or, I thought he killed his wife. Am I right?

The person's name who was killed is Bradrick Michael Wells. That might be a woman, I guess, but I was told it was his guy. Now it's all different for me. Bradrick. Bradrick, Michael. The guy named Bradrick says and shit,

you're not supposed to say to have. You're quite triple-hampton. Bradrick, no one's ever deserved getting through. I was like, I say, I don't want to speak ill of the dead. But it's not just Bradrick, it's Bradrick Michael Wales. Like, that sounds like a dude from a ski resort movie that tries to buy it. And, you know, yeah, again, I'll need to see all the facts. But right now, based on pure emotion, I'm going with the armless legless boy.

I meet to. Here's my question. where does he go to prison? He can fit through the slot. Listen to this. I'm pretty young. It says, How do you lose weight?

It says that there's, there was two witnesses, apparently. It says that. One of them was reported as saying, you ain't going to believe this shit. Right. Yeah.

They said that he, he, he said that. said he picked him up he was driving so there's that he was driving the car they he picked these two witnesses up they get in the back seat bradrick wells was in the front passenger seat okay they're driving and an argument breaks out between the two right and in the midst of this argument the quadruple amputee who's driving this car pulls out a firearm and shoots him twice in the head and then says he pulled the vehicle over and asked the people in the back

if they would get the body out of the car. I now think they did it and they're chatting him up. They're like, look, dude, I've seen him shoot a gun. They refused and they got out of the car and ran off is what it says. No, they did it. That's who did it. Hold on. Hold on.

They did it. Corey, they did it. Of course they did. He's dropped, which first off, the amount of levers and stuff that he would have in his way for him to drive, he can't pull a, like, him, I didn't watch the video of him shooting, but like, I'm certain that he can do it, but like, ain't in a process? Doesn't it take a minute? It's a little bit of one.

Huh? Yeah, it's a little bit of one. Maybe Bradrick was taunting him the whole time. You can't do it. But he's driving and pulls out, nubs a gun out, and then I just, man, I mean, dude, again, like, I really do feel like if he did, though. I know you can then diet a ham sandwich. Can you try a torso?

Right. My thing is like, obviously murder's bad. I feel like this dude ain't got no arms and legs, so he gets one. You know what I mean? Like, you've got to, when you're trying him in a jury, you've got to at least give him a little, well, I'll be goddamn points. You know what I mean? Like, that's insane.

Oh, yeah, he'll get 10 years for like murder three. There ain't no way they're going to murder one him. I think you've got to be this tall to get murder one. I didn't even go. How much do you think he weighs? I don't know, but you said earlier he didn't got the tanks. He does have the tanks, just so you know. He got the tanks.

He just don't use the tanks when he cornholes? There's a picture of him I'm saying right here in one of these stories, and he seems to be playing cornhole, and he's got the tanks. I know he don't always be tanked up. Well, I've seen him cornhole. I have to, but I'm now looking at a picture of him. You think there's some leagues? There's some leagues that won't let him use in the areas.

That's what it. You can't. Not in our league, we're not getting the Oscar Pistoria bullshit. You can't use performance enhancement legs. Um, but he, but so, okay, but if he, so I've seen him tinkless, but if he's tinked up, well, that would make driving easier. So now I'm not as impressed. I mean, I am, but like, does he have an arm tank? Well, it's like, maybe he got a gun arm tank. Yeah. It just, he, it's just like, it's just, it's there, just, you know? Yeah, it, right. It feels like,

I don't know, getting shot by like a fucking, like a pirate from the 17th century with like a Flint lot, like you get in an argument and then he's like, you know, hang on, you cur and then he pulls out one of those things. It's a little like a little pouch of powder in it and start shoving the fight. And you're just standing there staring at the whole time, waiting on him to shoot you with it. It feels like it would take roughly that amount of time to me.

It also feels like, pull out a gun and cap you with it, but maybe not. It would also. It would also feel like... It would also feel like getting shot by a dog in a way. You know what I mean? Where you're just like, damn, I didn't... Like, because you...

I would have the same shock on my face if I saw a dog shoot someone. If I saw someone who didn't have no arms and legs shoot one. Like, Airbud. I think I know what you mean, because if I saw either a dog or that guy shoot you, Corey, I would feel sad tomorrow, but for a solid seven hours, I would be so happy, dude. I would be like, yeah, but do you understand he does? died exactly how he wanted to do you know that he got all of his dreams in one fails to? Yeah, all I'm saying is like if last week you told me you said, hey, who do you think we're going

to take a motherfucker with no arms and no legs tinkless? And my brain would be tinkless. No arms, no leg, tinkless. We're starting tomorrow. We've got him and a golden retriever. Which one of these two do you think we can train to shoot someone quicker? I'd have gone with Airbud. I'd have been like, you can get the dog there. But like, well, you're assuming it's Airbud. I mean, I think I agree with you, but he's the goat. That's the LeBron James of dogs. What if it's just a regular ass much? Well, because it's not even an intelligence question at this point.

It's physics. It's like, how the fuck does he, how does he do it? You got to watch the video. You refuse to. Mark said it. Yeah, I can't. That hurts. It's very funny that.

Torse some prison, by the way. That's where we decided he was going to go. Stuck him towards a. That's a, it's funny. It's funny, right, but he himself posted a video on. social media of like, you know, me at the range, just absolutely very. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

He seems like kind of a dick. Like if you see him do interviews post-cornhole event, it seems like he's really full of himself. Like he don't realize. But it takes less of himself to be full of himself. Do you know what I mean? There's less of himself that to be full of. He gets there more quickly.

He's mostly head. You know what I mean? Like that's. I got a hard out, boys. I got a, I got a scoot. myself. I got a tink on out of here. Tell everybody where you're going to be first. I'm going to be in Denver this weekend at the Denver Comedy Lounge on Friday and Saturday. I'm on every show. So come on out. I got Bristol, Tennessee coming up in May.

Yeah, all right. I got a go see Drew. Go see Drew. Bye y'all. Everybody. But yeah, I just, so there's been, it's been a wild week is what I'm saying. I said all of that. I set all of that up to say like this, Drew had touched on it earlier in the text thread with the Afro-Man stuff where it's like, man, this Afro-Men thing is like sort of giving me hope. Like between the Jack Richard thing, the Afroredger thing, and then just frankly how much I've laughed at this quadruple amputee murder thing,

it sort of did to me what that hormone does to women whenever they, you know, have a baby, and then it shoots out and makes them forget how hard having a baby was, otherwise they would never do it again. It's been like that, but me just thinking that the world's going to be okay. Like I was like, oh, yeah, things hit, you know what I mean? And then I went back to the news and I was like, ah, got me again, funny stuff that happened, you know? But that's, I guess that's what they mean by like laughter truly is the best medicine because like I, me and everyone that I know should have killed ourselves so long ago. You know, and we just, every day something happens that makes us go, I'll stick around tomorrow.

I got to see what the legless guy pleads, you know? Do you think that like all these people we know that just like, you know, I don't do politics, they don't engage with what's going on at all. And so they're not racked with like anxiety and despair all the time. Like even if like worse comes to work, the bombs fall, total societal collapse or whatever, like do you think there'll be like a moment for them where they're like, oh no. Or do you think or because I kind of don't because it's. Even if they do think about it, it's like, well, what was I going to do?

You know what I mean? It's still, it's not like anything would have been different if, you know, all these dumbasses. Well, no, that's not, that is not true. That's not true at all. If all these people that I've talked about had been engaged, in my opinion, a lot of this could have been avoided, yes. But they'll never, they'll never realize that no matter what is what I'm saying. It's like, I don't know, like not being into politics as a medieval peasant.

And then one day, you know, a Viking ship shows up and just kills your whole family and takes your land or whatever. But it's like you weren't going to do nothing about it anyway. So why worry about Vikings, I guess. Well, that's the thing that makes me laugh whenever like an older person tries to give you this sage wisdom of like when you're going like, man, the country's going down this dark path. And like we're spiraling head head first into fascism and like World War III is looming. And an older person will be like, you know, I've lived so long that there were so many times when we thought the world was going to understand. something bad was going to happen. And then, like, we made it through. And I, you know, so you don't need to worry about it. And it's like, we made it through because there were a

lot of people who were worried about it. Like, you know what I mean? Like, the government did just- Also, that whole long time you've lived was just here, you know, you didn't live any of that time in Cambodia under Palpat or whatever. Yeah, right. You know, like, sometimes you don't pull through. But even here, like, these people were a lot, some of these people saying this were alive for the civil rights marches and stuff. It's like, Do you think that Martin Luther King just knocked on the president's door and go, hey, it's about time. And they were like, you're right. We were thinking about it.

All right, black people, they can have all that. No, it was years of worrying and doing something and making actionable decisions and things. And by the way, I do, there's part of me that like, if you see the bombs coming and you have the attitude of like, what was I going to do? I still get that a little bit. Like, I mean, in the grand scheme of things, what was I going to do? I just don't think those people should be telling everybody, don't worry. It's like if you want to be passive, that's fine, but you need to be passive in a way that at least acknowledges

that some people do need to do something about something. Otherwise, it literally never would change. Like, again, in 1920, they didn't, Congress didn't wake up and go, all right, women should vote. Like, no, people were worried and they said shit. And like, that's how it works. But, you know, what are we going to do? I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

Write for you at cory rightsfor you.com. And I'd love it if you subscribe. It'd be fantastic. Trey, what are you going to do? Oh, I'll be in Atlanta Sunday. I'll be in Atlanta Sunday at the punchline. March 29th at the punchline with my buddy Greg Barron's. Y'all come see me in Atlanta.

I'm at Burlington, Vermont, this weekend. We added a matination on Saturday, so that hits. But I'll also get tickets for that and come see me. Then coming up in April is Riley and Philly and a bunch of other fun places all over the place in the coming months. So all at Treycrouter.com come and see me. And love of God. Listen and watch our other podcast, putting on airs, weekly skews and gravy baby. And also, let me do an extra sales pitch for Trey.

If you're someone out there and there's the other shows are sold out and you're thinking like, I don't know about a matinee. Like, I don't know about comedy. They're the best shows ever. They're the best shows ever. Everybody's in such a good mood because they're not tired because it's late at night. And then you'll, what's great is when the show's going on because it's dark in there, you'll be tricked into thinking it's like 10.30 at night.

And then you walk outside and it's still bright and you have your whole day left in front of you. It's, it's, I would prefer to do all of them that way. So almost everyone I ever talked to at, and I'm talking about at clubs, club managers, club staff, club owners, maybe not so much, but like, and audience members, waiters, waitresses, whatever, they all like it better, but it's like, it's a tough spot for comedy clubs because like Thursday and Friday night, people have worked that day. You can't really do. Of course, you can't do a matinees.

But I think comedy clubs should just, for the weekend show Saturday and Sunday, they should just make that the standard in my opinion. It just, I really think. At long as you got like blackout. And if you sell out and do a later one. Yeah, exactly. Or at an even earlier one. Dude, I'd rather do.

I personally would rather do a show at 11.30 a.m. than 10 p.m. That's just me. I'm getting a little bit older. And whatever. Thank you all for listening to the well-read show. We love to stick around longer, but we got to go. Tune in next week if you got nothing to do. Thank you. God bless you.

Good night and skew. Fart. Fart. I synchronized fart. We gonna get drunk and we don't talk a lot. Dress through both have sex with family. Pudding our airs. What other rednecks to talk about foreign affairs?

Laughing so hard that we end up falling out our chairs. Corey, oh, what a pair. High class topics with a redneck flare. Oh yeah. Two rednecks, but we're still fancy. We're going to get drunk and we don't talk a lot. Dress real fancy sitting our chairs. Two rednecks, but we're going to get drunk and we're going to get drunk and we

We're going to talk a lot. Drap basement. So even though Corey is drama, don't disf- We gonna get drunk and we're gonna talk a lot. We gonna get drunk and we're gonna talk a lot.