wellRED podcast - Watching The Poop Float By!

Episode Date: February 5, 2025

George Bush was a cheerleader and nobody cared! Plus the boys talk a bit of shite about the Grammy's and Trae tells a cute little poop story about his hometown! go see Corey and Drew in Athens (and Corey in ATL and Charleston) Tix at CoreyRyanForrester.com TraeCrowder.com for tix to see Trae all over the place! WeLoveCorey.com for coreys bonus stuff RocketMoney.com/WellRED SquareSpace.com/WellRed Download Draftkings Sportsbook app and use the promo code WellRED!

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with Drew and in Chattanooga with Corey Crowder.com, so go to Trey Crowder.com and check all the out and come see me out there. Hey. Drew, you got anything aside from what I just said? No, well, you and Trey encapsulated the main two day tab coming up. I'm on a bit. Well, hiatus. Oh, yeah, it's fine.

I might be moving, so anyway, y'all go ahead. You might be moving. It's the gravy, baby. Yeah, I'll be moving. I'd be moving. Listen to putting on airs, listening to Weekly Scus. Yeah, you moving? Well, it's not a, we can talk about it later.

It's not a podcast combo at the moment. I hear you. Okay. Spain, I hope. I got a buddy, that reminds me. I got a comic and comedy writer friend who I met during the strikes and stuff who's open for me a couple times. And he just texted me out of the blue yesterday and he was like, hey, did you know that I moved to Antigua?

And I was like, what? No. I thought that was a fake Beach Boys town. No, it's a real beach boy place. Yeah. It's in the Caribbean, I reckon. And yeah, he just, I guess, said, fuck this shit. He went to the islands, which is like, that's one of those things that people.

But also, I don't know how you, maybe he might have had, he had to have had some kind of something. You can't just do that, right? No, I mean, you can't just go a place. I guess it depends on the place. I don't know how any of that works at all. It depends on what kind of visa you get. I'm immigration dumb, but he's married with a small child and everything. And they just all they just said, fuck it and went to the, went to the island.

So, dude, some people be doing that. And, you know, I love what we do in the sense that you kind of can live wherever you want. And especially now with the internet, like, it's more that than it has ever been because of the internet. And I've always been someone that was like, you know, if I had an opportunity somewhere, I wouldn't mind going. But I was like, well, but Amber be like in, you know, living around here, whatever. all our families here, yada yada. Dude, Amber, I don't know if it's just because the world looks all doom and gloom. She's like every other day she'll bring up.

She's like, hey, what about New Zealand? We could like, we could go over there, couldn't we? New Zealand. Yeah, she'll just see a, she'll see a random place on TikTok. And she's like, I mean, you could do what you do over there. And I was like, I mean, you know, I could figure it out somehow. I don't know. But they have a citizenship by investment program, which is kind of what I figured.

In New Zealand? No. Yeah, right. They don't want to. It's probably more than Ryan. No, no, no. I think New Zealand, I'm pulling this out of my ass, but I feel like it's one of the hardest places to get into it. Every place has that program if you're a billionaire.

Right. Who has a citizenship by investment? Oh, okay. So I would say your buddy has started doing that. The other theory that I have, they are part of what's it called? I saw it a minute ago, and I've heard. heard of it before. The something of nations, it's like a lot of former colony, British specifically, that are all, Bermuda's one of them, and like, they got pretty friendly visa stuff with anyone

who's part of the Commonwealth. So is it perchance that this buddy's wife is Australian or Canadian? I think they're both black, and his parents are, I'm saying, I think he might have a mamma or something. Australian then. Right. I mean, I don't know. I didn't ask him. I just know that he's down there, but yeah, I don't think it's a colonial thing. Well, now you've got me thinking he might have it in a different way. Yeah, right, like a mammal or something who's from there. Yeah, I mean, he's from the Bay area and his dad is from Alabama.

So, but their parents. This guy rules, you have no idea. He's also, like, he's wild as hell. He's jacked. As soon as he said he was black, he went up a couple notches. Right. You know, he's like jacked. He works on TV shows and is also a comedian and did a bunch of wild shit.

He was on, I think he was on like, so you think you can dance or something. He was like a professional dancer when he was younger. He's wild. The fuck out. And he just moved to, yeah. He's one of them people that pisses you off really. Right. He just hits at everything.

But he's on an island with his beautiful family. Yeah. But he's super nice so you can't, like, really be pissed at him. But he's, you know. I got a buddy like that. You just hit so hard at everything. It does sort of make you mad when like, especially when a comedy writer is like jacked and pretty. Yeah, right.

You're like, hold on, we got into this because we couldn't do those things. Comedy writers especially, man, supposed to be just frolls, you know. Yeah, right. Because again, you get into that because you couldn't do. People made fun of you for not. Yeah. Have them turned out jokes for a while. Yeah, people made fun of you for not having any other skills and being a nerd.

So you started writing about it. Yeah. I mean, that's obviously the classic thing. Maybe it was like this dude played sports, but also was a dancer. So the dancers were like, get a load of this jock who sucks and is stupid. And then the jocks were like, look at this queer dancer. So he was like a man without a country. He didn't fit in in either place.

And he decided that the way he would endear himself to both them and them is, you know, via jokes. Dude, I'm glad you just said that. You just reminded me of a thing I've been wanting to talk about. that queer dancer or whatever. So I just started and stopped a George Bush documentary. I stopped basically because I could tell like, oh, this is just a fucking jerk off job. You know what I mean? Like I'm not really into that, like especially about Bush.

Was Bush into, first of all, which Bush and secondly was he into queer dance when he was younger? Yeah, well, no, he was a cheerleader, right? And I think I'd heard that at one point, but like had totally forgot about it because like, Yale. When at Yale, yeah, Yale, yeah, Yale, like, and then. the thing was like he wanted to play baseball like his dad basically the whole the whole structure of the first act of this documentary is that George Bush attempted George W. Bush attempted at every turn to emulate his dad's career but every step that he took he was a lesser version of that you know whether it be his when he was in the you know when he served it was in the coast guard

whereas his dad was literally a fighter pilot fucking hero you know and when he struck out into the oil business, like his dad really hit at that, and George Bush had like the 978 biggest oil refinery in Texas. It was just like, didn't work, you know, and all sorts of stuff. And then it's like he got that second term, though. You got him on that. I'm pretty sure that's where this whole thing is heading is like, but, you know, scoreboard. But his dad, like, tried to make Jeb the candidate apparently because of all this.

Yeah. Right, George was like doted on as a kid and was like Barbara's favorite because he was a cut up little shit. Like George Bush is like the classic example of like, man, if you hadn't of like just went into pilot, if you had just been the baseball commissioner like you wanted to be,

you would probably, you could be a universally beloved dude because he, you kind of funny, charming. People always say that. Was that on the... By his brother. If you'd have just done what you should have did. Was that? But people always say that about the baseball commissioner. Was that on the table

for him. I don't, I think that's the thing is how he, the lives that these people lead like the American elite or whatever. It's like, you know, it's like, why couldn't you have just been the commissioner of major league baseball? He was like, well, that wasn't good enough for me. I chose president instead to make father proud.

Father would have looked down upon me if I had only been the commissioner of major league baseball. It's like, right, I'm pretty sure. And I could, I'm pulling this out of my ass, but from what I kind of remember here and it's like, yeah, I think it was like he did want to do that. And it's hard for me to believe that he couldn't have pulled that off considering who he was or whatever.

But yeah, that there was a lot of like internal pressure to like go into politics. Maybe if it wasn't like necessarily coming from his dad's mouth, it was just like you, you, everyone, your dad's such a fucking hero. Not to us, but to so many people, like you got to try to do this thing. And any fucking ways, he goes to Yale and he wants to play baseball like his dad, but he don't hit his heart at baseball. as his dad. Now, granted, none of us remember anything about George H.W. Bush's baseball career, but we all remember George W. Bush throwing that heater down the goddamn middle after 9-11, so I think he's still got a better baseball career. But he gets there, he can't do it. And so, but he wants to do something in athletics, so he became a male cheerleader.

My point being, there's obviously nothing wrong with that. One of my buddies, who's the man, one of the manliest dudes I know was a cheerleader in high school because he liked picking girls up and stuff. All I'm saying is, if a Democratic goddamn nominee, for president came out now and had been a former cheerleader, that would be a huge fucking deal. That would be the biggest, like, you know, he's going to come in and indoctrinate people and it's woke and blah, blah, blah. And it just sort of no one gave a fuck then.

You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know what to say about that because I was going to say, yeah, of course they didn't give a fuck back then, but really back then people gave way more of a fuck about most things. It's just the internet didn't exist. You couldn't do anything. Yeah, that's the thing. It's all it is.

never remember knowing that. And there you go. So, and there you go. Might be as simple as that, but y'all had, y'all had high school male cheerleaders. We had one. It was literally only one. It was his idea. That's pretty funny.

It is, but he was also the best football player. He wasn't, he, he did the, he held him up in competition, basketball and in competitions and stuff. So, like, that was the thing. He got away with it because it's my buddy, Eddie's brother. Like, he was the best football player. Eddie, Eddie, I thought y' brother, I thought you, Eddie. I thought y'all knew, Eddie. Like, anyways, he was a badass, badass football player.

Like, you know, super nice guy. Like, one of those wouldn't hurt a fly, but certainly could murder everybody. And it was kind of one of those, like, I don't think, what are you going to say to this guy? Like, no one's going to make fun of him because they know, like, again, he was like Allstate fucking linebacker. And he was like, yeah, whatever. But I want to grab girls' butts turn basketball because I'm not, I don't play basketball. You know what I mean? And he was strong.

And he just sit there and just hold up fucking. two bill bitches, you know, with one hand, you know, because we had some big girls at cheerleading, you know, this is the South. I bet. I bet. They didn't make him lift the fat girls. I appreciate you. They didn't make him.

Your buddy is flowers, but he didn't lift the fatties. No, they didn't make him. He wanted to. Hit for him. I don't believe it. Hit for him. Test the strength. They normally don't let the fatans get up in the air like that.

No, it's just like. No, I mean, I was just hitting. They, the bottom of the pyramid. The 200-pound girls weren't the fat ones, though, is what I'm trying to get at. It's like when you have to go to the. the Christmas play. All the fat kids are shepherds. Only the pretty good to be angels.

Only the pretty sure leaders get to fly. The real fat kid, they paint him green, he a bush. Yeah. Rock. I was the water boy. Who were you in the Easter pageant? Me? Yeah.

Jesus. No, he's a baby. Joseph. Wait, Easter. Isn't Jesus dead? We didn't know Easter. We did. Christmas.

We did Christmas, but Easter was the big one because our preacher plays Jesus. He does play Jesus? Okay. Yeah, our preacher did. And so they showed him getting nailed to a cross and everything right there in front of fuck. And I was the, I was Pontius Pilots, Waterboy.

That was my, because my papal was Pontius Pilate. And everybody had to take a look into that pastor's search history. He's pretty boring. I mean, I, yeah, maybe, maybe. He got himself getting nailed in front of everybody. Yeah, it was a whole thing in there, dude. And my godfather, Robbie, Robbie. Robbie's dad, he got to play

the Roman that speared him in the side and they sort of had a little kind of falling out and boy he used to come in there stiff son. I mean, I think sometimes it was a shoot, you know what I mean? He'd hit it with a fucking rod just, fuck you, Jesus. You know? Never were Jews. It was always Romans.

You know, we, you know. That's some wild shit right there. Yeah, church is crazy. Yeah, but you said never were Jews. It was Romans. I thought it's a prevailing wisdom on the part of evangelicals was that like Pontius Ponce Pius. for example, or the other Romans that it was like, well, you know, basically, but really it was all the Jews' fault that they were just, that the Romans were just kind of victims of circumstance there

or something. I'm here to tell you that may be for some people, but at my church, that was, I'd never heard that in my life until Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ came. I swear to God, like, I swear to God, it was always the Romans, they never said nothing about the Jews. Matter of fact, I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm certain that if they knew they could be this, there would have been plenty of anti-Semites in our congregation. But like, we nobody knew no Jews, you know, and also they were so... No, they know no Romans neither.

That's true, but in the Bible, it was the Romans that did the thing, but also, like, they were so... Was it? You know, I'm Bible-dump. The Romans are the one that stabbed him. Yeah, the Romans are the one that stabbed him and shit. Yeah, but I always thought, I don't know. I thought the Jew, again, I got that story I've told a million times about my ex-girlfriends, evangelical uncle telling his four-year-old that, yes, the Jews did kill Jesus. The Jews didn't like him because he went against their beliefs.

But the version of it that's in Mel Gibson's movie is in there for... I'm not saying the Jews killed Jesus. I'm saying the evangelical stance on it generally is that it was the Jews, right? I mean, do what the Bible says? No, it don't hit. Yeah, go ahead. Now, please. That was what you were saying.

You were confused about. I thought you were like, wait a minute, is that not what the Bible says? Well, I am confused now. I just thought, you know. So what the Bible says, and this is like the story, I'm not saying this is what happened, but there's not like, as far as I know, there's not really an alternative to this out there. There's no one red-pilled about the story, this particular aspect of Jesus's life. I don't think.

I'm sure it is. But what the Bible says is that, and this is kind of how Rome worked. Let me take it back to how Rome worked for a second. Rome would conquer people and then be like, we're going to murder all of you, unless you just kind of become one of our states. Yeah. Well, yeah,

right. Where Jesus was was a conquered area. And so... Yeah, Judea. It was absolutely Jewish leaders who were basically like, we don't like what this dude's saying. And the story goes, they went to Pilate and was like,

who was a Roman in charge. Right. And they're like, this dude, you got to put him in jail. And the whole thing of him washing his hands clean was him being like, I can't figure out why. Yeah.

Like, you're telling me the stuff he did, but like it ain't blasphemy, it ain't whatever, whatever, right? It was pilot being like, I don't believe that this should be happening to this guy, but everyone else feels like it should be, so I'm going to make y'all happy, but please know, no blood on my hands. Right.

The way he did that was they got mad at him, and he was afraid his little outposts was going to, he was going to have to call in the big guns, and that don't look good, right? Like, you can't handle some Jews? What the fuck, pilot? So he said, all right, we have this tradition every whatever holiday. Yeah, they pardon a guy.

Yes. And then Barabbas. And all that comes in. But why did, I don't remember why did they say Barabbas instead of Jesus? And who said that? Because they were Jesus to go down. Yeah. It was the Jews.

I'm putting to an air quote. The locals, the Jew were the ones who voted for Jesus instead of Barabbas. Was just their boy. Yes. And I'm pretty sure his charge was blasphemy. Yeah. Jesus's charge was blasphemy. I thought Barabbas had murdered somebody.

Yeah, Brabis was like a real nasty motherfucker, right? Yeah, he supposedly killed somebody, I think. Which isn't that also part of Pilots thing? Is it like, is like, really? There's no way they're going to pick this guy over this dude. This dude's a real bad motherfucker. He was trying to engineer it where clearly they would pick Barabbas to be, and then was shocked when they weren't.

So I am surprised to learn. I don't really remember anyone in my tricks was very odd, I feel like, though. but I remember anyone being like the Jews or the Romans but I definitely remember it being like his own people and I knew what that meant and it wasn't the Romans Right

I'm saying I just have never really heard that I never heard of a church being like hardcore and it was it was the Romans who did it by the way It's not like they were going Fuck the Romans they just said it as like The Romans did it like they They never said and we don't like any Romans

Because the Romans did it like they just were like here's the characters, they're the Romans, they're the ones that stab Jesus, you know, or whatever. Like, it was never, I never heard anybody say it was the Jews that did this. And trust me, I'd remember that because I remember all the anti-black shit that they said. But, like, also, I mean, you've got to understand, like, these people, they told this crazy line because, like, they are super hardcore pro-Israel. You know what I mean? Like, insanely pro-Israel.

And, like, they, I mean, I even heard the people that, you know, it. at my church, the Jews are the chosen people or whatever, and like, that is Holy Land. That's where, you know, Jesus was born, buried, whatever the fuck. And so, but I never, but again, I really do believe that, like, and this goes back to the Bush cheerleader, no internet thing. Like, they, they, they didn't have access to all this anti-Jew stuff. You know what I mean? Like, I'm sure now it's like that.

But, like, they didn't know that they could hate Jews because they didn't know any, you know, and like, just never. Also, all those people firmly believed in the Holocaust, firmly believed in the Holocaust. Like, that was, you know, they were all fuck, like, they were all fuck Hitler. He did, like, it's, it was different time, man. A lot of them are still like that.

I mean, that's like a big part of, like, the support for Israel currently. I mean, that, and obviously it's supposed to usher in the book of the revelation, but, yeah. I mean, if we wouldn't talk about the apocalypse, we might as well get into it as far as transition, you know. That's another thing. I'll hear these people, like, talking out both sides of their mouth.

Like, you'll hear someone say something like, what's happening in Palestine is a genocide, right? And then one of these people go, like, using the word genocide to describe what's going on is a slap in the face to what the Jews went through in the Holocaust. And then they'll be like, which, by the way, those numbers are completely inflated. And we don't even know if it was real or not. It's like they want to get both points in. Like, they barely believe in the Holocaust, but they won't allow you to call the Palestinian thing a genocide. side because it's offensive to the Holocaust. I've never run across that particular person.

I feel like you're potentially talking about two different types. Dan Blasarian. Type of insane person. Yeah. The Dan Blasarians of the world, that jacked fucking Nazi. Honestly, dude, the Arians of the world, that's like one big split they're having our issue they're having right now with everything. It's like, it should be their day, but they're like, but they keep letting the goddamn

Jew is in the club. and if nothing else we should enjoy that on a personal level that's a good point because they're all like Hitler had some good ideas but then they'll like deny what should be the best idea he ever had for them and say it didn't happen

when I first started like after October 7th at some point when I was like posting things about how like this is crazy in the genocide I got a lot of people being like anti-Semitism this is anti-Semitism a lot of people like DM me. I don't think you're anti-Semitic, but I think anti-Semitism is pushing this narrative

and you need to reflect on that and blah blah. And I told those people, I absolutely believe anti-Semitism plays a role in the Western world, not wanting the Jews to do genocide. It doesn't make it the situation that they should be allowed to do genocide. But I absolutely agree with you that. There's been certain white groups do a genocide, less people give a fuck. Right. I'm going to give you that. It's like you're saying you're racist because you don't think black people can be serial killers. What do you tell? What? Like, what was that? Where does one thing have to do with the other?

You know what I mean? It should be. Seriously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, it is very, it's like an absurd, the absurd part of my personality, I'm an absurdist somewhere deep of my heart is like, very amused by watching the white supremacists celebrate Elon,

clearly doing a Heil Hitler, but also being like, look how many fucking Jews are right there. But that's a, that's a, you know, that's like, what's the role? what's the word I mean? I definitely have the fluency. A cognitive dissidence. When everything's bad and then a console,

that's a small consolation. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Well, y'all think about Beyonce winning Best Country album. That's something, might not. I mean, what do you, I mean, it's not like country.

It's not like the last person who won Best Country album was doing good country. Right. So I don't really give a shit. I agree with that, but I will say openly that it's not good country. And anybody who says I'm racist for saying that,

fuck you but I completely agree with you I doubt the last seven I don't know who the last seven country but I doubt they were good country I agree that's what I couldn't agree more is that that hers isn't good country I'm gonna look those up keep talking I'll see what they were just I have curiosity I do like Texas Hold' them I'm listening to the album I try to catchy song I don't remember liking any other fucking song that doesn't mean it's not country but it was or that it's fucking Morgan Wall it also that's what I'm saying it doesn't it also doesn't mean it's not good like I don't think her Stuff is good.

Was it Tyler Childers? Well, let me see. I mean, I've only got the past four, but two of them, two of the past four are legit. I'm not saying the third one, is it? I've heard of her, but I don't really know her. So this year was Beyonce. Last year was Lainey Wilson. Oh, yeah.

Crash. Okay. It's hard. Like a truck. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. As soon as she got on Ozempick, I stopped liking her. Then, whatever.

Before that, before that. I said she has dumps like a truck. Before that was a beautiful time. an album by Willie Nelson in 2022. And then 2021 was starting over, Chris Stapleton. Okay. Well, that's not as bad as I was expected. I'm trying to find, let's see, before that,

Miranda Lambert, she qualified us. Probably not terrible. Tanya Tucker. Definitely. Wow. Miranda Lambert might not be great, but she definitely, it is country. Is anyone else? The Grammys have got a pretty good track record.

really because right because back before tanya tells you it's Casey Casey Musgraves Chris Stapleton Sturgle Simpson Chris Stapleton again Miranda Lambert again Casey Musgraves again then Zach Brown band then you got Lady

Anabellum Taylor Swift and then you get back into George Strait Vince Gill Dixie Chicks Allison Krauss So the Gramies are way better than the actual country music awards are yeah pushback though because I'm surprised by that Mountain Dew Brethren as I look out the window

this feels to me like what they try to do in rap, where like when McLemore wins it, the fact that I like a lot of the names and the albums you mentioned, does it change the fact that that really shows that the Grammys have no respect for the music of country,

for the culture of country music? Because you not both know that, like, a lot of people would have heard that list and have been like, all right, this is clearly someone who's like in California you're being like legacy pick Willie Nelson Sturgle Simpson

that guy's experimental and sings about drugs like it's like they're trying to give the award to something elevated because we don't think what they do come back yeah also like

correct me if I'm wrong but like Beyonce winning that didn't she break the record for like all time Grammys with that or something I don't know I mean I wouldn't doubt it because I mean that could be at play too

I don't give a shit really but like, you know, I know they're not going to give it to the Turnpike Tribadors or something, so like may as well give it to Beyonce. But in a way, let me say what I was trying to say in a different way. Which Stod's record was it? Let me ask that before I do this point. He's won a couple, I think. Probably Metamodern and Sailors.

He's one album of the year or one. For Meta Modern. Well, this is the list of Best Country Album, obviously, that I'm looking at. And it was Sailor's Guide. That's what I thought. Now, I love Sailor's Guide. It rules. It's awesome.

But we're talking about, our thing here was we were like, you know, it's not really country, but neither's Morgan Wallen. That wasn't a country record, boys. That had the Dap Kings ought. You don't think Sailor's Guide was a, I mean, it had some Southern rock to it, but what do you mean? What do I mean? The record, he made it with the Dab Kings. It's a soul out. The brass section.

That is fair. That's fair. And I love it. And you're allowed to do that, and that's why Beyonce is allowed to do that. My point is simply that our response to this still stands. They are giving it to whatever the hip thing is to do. Right. The fact that I love some of them.

Yeah. And then I don't, this one is, both are. You know what it is, is that Sturgle has such Waylon Jennings qualities. And one of my favorite quotes from Whalen is somebody asked Whelan one time, they said, what makes a song country? And he says, if I sing it, you know. I could be wrong, but I think that's a Sturgeon Simpson quote. Okay, okay, well, whatever.

Well, I mean, if Whelan Jennings said it, then it has to be Whelan first. right because he's older. No, I'm saying I'm misattributed. I thought it was, I thought it was, I'd always heard that it was Waylon, and because Wayland said that, I've always kind of felt the same way about Sturgle that like kind of no matter what genre he's doing, because his voice, like, his voice is an instrument for country in a way, because he's got a country voice. You know, a lot of people that seem country don't necessarily have a country voice.

They're playing banjos and stuff, but maybe there, but his voice is like, undeniably like, that's our region, that's our culture. You know what I mean? Yeah, totally. I'm, I feel like this is not, and I have a lot of opinions on the fever, and I feel like this is not appropriate because I'm going to get sound-bited.

I'm happy Beyonce won it because A, fuck the Grammys, and B, fuck all the people in Nashville. But what I guess I'm trying to say is, I do feel like the Grammys is sort of like hipsterdom when it comes to country. Sure. And sometimes I dig that shit.

Don't you want to say. rap album the year, it's my favorite rap album in three years. So I'm not complaining that that's what they're doing. I'm just saying that the list you gave me doesn't disprove my general outlook, which is that the Grammys pick country in a hipstery way. Also, let's not discount the fact that just because it's not as popular and it's not like adjacent to our industry, therefore we don't care about it, let's not act like that there's not a ton of campaigning that goes on.

You know what I mean? Dave Chappelle's never not won the Grammy for Spoken Word. Including Is it called spoken word slash comedy? I think so, yeah. I think so because they make exceptions for certain things. And now with Dave Chappelle,

they have to call it spoken word, in my opinion. That undermines the complaint I was about. Well, go ahead. Go ahead, say. No, I was going to complain that like in spite of the fact that at least two of his fucking albums that won the Grammy weren't comedy at all. Right.

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see DKNG.C-O-slash audio. Make it hit. Fucking nailed that shit. Absolutely. We were talking earlier about people that are good at everything. I saw clips from the Grammy. Who was it? I think it was probably, I think it might have been Louis,

but there was definitely a famous comedian and had a whole bit about how it totally makes sense that so many singers, like hitting singers and musicians, are like gorgeous, right? Do you all remember that? And also what his angle was? How did he make,

how did he, because to me, it's wild, but Scott, what I was going to bring up is like, how come somebody up, I mean, I guess it's like so many people want to be stars

that it's like, in order to be a star, you either have to be like preternaturnaturally other world, talented and look kind of like shit. You got to be, you know, got to be John Popper of blues traveler or whatever. Remember Susan Doyle? Yeah, of course. Or one hit.

Or like, you know, be good, but also be gorgeous and shredded. And that's how you become a star in the first place. That's why you don't. Remember nobody from the voice or survivorship bias or whatever they call it. It's going to happen in comedy. It already is. You're right. It is happening in comedy.

But yeah, but it's. So I guess that's all it is. It's not really that hard to explain. So many people want to have that job. They're going to pick the most stiff. The only way to do it is to also be beautiful while attempting to do it unless you're one of the one percent of the one percent who's just on another level. And it still looks like shit.

Yeah, Pavarotti. Yeah. For instance. All of our fat brothers out to Pavarotti and jelly roll. Meatloaf. And fucking meatloaf. Yeah. And John Popper and all these, you know, some of those guys.

And then I'm sure there's, you know, there's the, there's the, ugly geniuses, you know, like Tom Waits or something. Tom Waits? I was about to say Tom Waits. Because he can't even sing. No, right. Bob Dylan can. He was kind of Adam Driver hot in his day.

Tom Waits definitely is a type. He's a vagabond. He had his head down and he was real funny, but you can see his cheekbones. You know what I mean? Like, women will hang on to something like that. He's hilarious. Also, he was never like he was a pop star either. You know what I mean?

No. That's a good point. I'm also, I'm pretty sure Tom Waits is the one who coined the phrase, I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. I think he came up with that. I believe you're right about that. Which is so good. Big.

I saw this clip that made it on the Reddit of a guy who, of course, I had never heard of before that moment from the Grammys. A kid. I say he's 22. That's a kid. Benson Boone. You don't know that kid? No idea. Sounds like a redneck.

Apparently, he does sound like one. don't know what he is or where he's from. He kind of, he's got sort of a half-mullet thing going on or whatever. That's just popular now. I know that. So that's what I'm saying. That's why I don't know. But what I do know is he's ripped all the shit.

And the clip was of him doing a front flip off of a piano while singing or whatever. Oh, that's the dude that sings that, please take these beautiful things that. That guy. I saw that flings. I don't know. But apparently he was either, he was like, he was. nearly an Olympian, or it was very close to being some kind of Olympian, like that level of

and then like, and then found out, oh, I can sing. Right. And then now he's doing front. Can he just pivot? Front lips at the Grammys? Green and. I think the little bit of both, I think. I think he reached his ceiling in whatever his athletic pursuit was. Well, there's you another at, but

go ahead. I found out today that that Caleb guy from Barstool who, I don't fuck with Barstool. The blonde dude. That's a dude. But I saw him separately. He saw fun. And, like, I just followed him. It's like played quarterback for North Carolina. What?

Yeah, but, like, was the backup, I think. I didn't blame much. I never would have felt that. And was like, oh, this ain't it. Right. Right. Something will be. Yeah.

No, I, yeah, I think another time. Somebody lied. But I saw a picture, so maybe I got a odd. Well, that's a thing, too, with, like, you know, this guy could have been Olympian or whatever. Like, you know, not always because some people blow up overnight, but then you never see these people again, right? Like, being at the tippy top and being in the arts, like, requires a sometimes psychotic level of dedication, even when everyone else thinks you're going to fail. You know what I'm saying? So, like, that, you know, that do be happening. I feel like good-looking

people might have more confidence than fatties. So they just go, you know what? I mean, obviously. They get treated better, too, it gives them more confidence. They say things like, I'm going to be X, Y, and Z. Exactly. Okay. Well, they look in the mirror and go, why wouldn't I? You know what I mean? And so they just keep being like, you can't tell me I don't hit, I do hit. And again, I'm not saying that there's not hideous people that are super dedicated.

There are. I'm just saying like, I'm just saying it makes sense to me that a wide range of humans between hideous and really hot. I was like, look, I'm not saying some of these motherfuckers I've seen ain't hideous. Hey, I'm hideous and I'm determined. You know what I mean? There's a wide range. I'm hideous. Turns out this dude's a Mormon, by the way.

See, that's, we've flipped. Yeah, right. I know. They're always like that. They've gone through this. They are athletic people. They've gone through this before. Yeah, because they've got nothing else to do.

They can't. It's like, fuck, I can't drink a Coke. I better somersault. God damn, you know. They've got some Mormon swingers on TikTok. He told me all about it, but that's like a two-year-old story. Are we going to talk about the government dissolving into nothing? What are we going to do about that?

What, Mormon swingers, hold on. But they, but they, so that's people who like, they do the soaking thing or like, like, do they have a loophole to get around their rules or they just say fuck the rule. Listen, this is a two-year-old story. I think the loophole is like the Bible defines marriage as whatever the man and the woman want it. Like, if you and your husband want to do this and you're married, then you can do. Right. It's not out. It's not sex outside of marriage.

Right. It's inside of marriage. You're doing it together. Right. Now, actually, I mean, that kind of makes sense. Like, I mean, first off, like, I don't, I don't be following the Bible when it comes to what my wiener wants to do, never have, never will. However, it's like, yeah, I mean, you know, if you're both in and you're both still loving each other, like, what's wrong with that? I think I've told this story on here before, but I've had someone have that conversation with me.

I had a woman, you know, I have this joke about me and Andy, I have it a threesome. And when I would tell that on stage, I've told that for about a year and a half, maybe even two. And I would have a lot of people talk to me about various. Not everyone was hitting on me, but that opened up a lot of conversations of people being like, I'm actually Polly. I don't know whatever, whatever. I had a lot of swingers approach me because of that. I had a woman talk to me about it, and she had a giant cross on.

And I said, hey, this is genuinely coming from a place of curiosity. I got to know, you're telling me you and your husband is swing. That's cool, good for you guys. I also see that cross. It doesn't look like hit. It looks like it means something to you. Are you a Christian and a swinger? and if so, tell me about that, and she said the same thing.

Yeah, because you, I mean, it is, it goes against everything you think because you're like Christian, especially Catholicism, you were like, anything that hits, we can't do that. You know what I mean? Well, I'm, you know, I'm not sure swinging hits. But, well, you wouldn't do it if it didn't. As you guys know, I'm a freak. I believe group sex hits, and I'm not trying to shit on people who swing.

I'm not one of these people who's trying to be like, because I'm just not, it doesn't seem like like a lot of happy people are involved in. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I didn't go to the right meet up. I mean,

I couldn't agree more. It all seems insane to me, but I respect everyone's right to do it. But I'm saying, like, to back up, to piggyback off your point, like, yeah, like,

I think, I think the relevant Bible verses are like sex should be inside of the marriage. It's really not that insane to be like, well, we define that as us having sex as married people together. I mean, like, and that's really not that wild of a take.

It only is in puritanical America. You know, that's like the sort of like, what is really reflective of the culture we're raised in or whatever. I feel like in Europe, everybody would be like, yeah. Double says that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I mean, and dude, again, like, if you're going to, the biggest thing that Christians do is pick and choose which parts of the Bible they fuck with, so why not do it in an instance where it could hit for you? Literally the ones we fuck with. Yeah, right, of course.

Yeah, I mean, also, like, there's some people that, like, interpret the Bible's meaning of sodomy is, like, any type of sex that's not just purely missionary is, you know, sodomy, and therefore you can't do it. And it's like, well, that's insane. I want to ask Drew his take on something. I think it was either a week he wasn't here. And kind of.

Sort of. But Gammar got off the hook, by the way, in that whole deal. Yeah, it's not called Gamora A. It's just, but me and Donnie, me and Donnie Marsh had a hidden TikTok. They went viral about that once in a lot.

Be and Corey, we're on either here, or maybe it was POA. I don't remember talking about, like, kink shaming, right? Yeah, and it's like,

what does that mean exactly? Meaning like, I, my opinion is that as long as it's among consenting adults and everybody's down with it and ain't hurting nobody. you know, then I don't care what anybody does and think they should have the right to do so and it's their thing.

But also I can be like, ugh, yeah, we have the right to do that. You know, like if it don't hit for me. Yeah. Like I could, you know, I can be like, I don't, why are you doing that? And is that like, I'm not allowed to have that opinion. I just got to keep it to myself. Well, I guess my question to you would, the way I feel about that, this is how I feel about, like, sort of the pronoun conversation. any of that stuff is like, if you were a teacher and you had eighth grade students,

how would you ask them to act about how people feel about themselves in the world if it wasn't hurt anyone? In other words, if you were teaching eighth graders and one of them said, I'm trans and the other one went, and then you say, could you defend it the way you just did? Could you be like, well, that's just his personal opinion and he thinks it's gross? Or do you kind of feel like, well, wait a minute, I think I need to teach these eighth graders that that's actually a shabend, a shameful, like you're shaming someone when you respond to that. The important part is Tray's on your team, though.

Like, Tray's cool with you doing it. So, hey, I wouldn't do that to a person's like, I wouldn't just be like, oh, you fucking, that's gross. I just mean, like, if it comes up in conversation, I'd be like, yeah, I don't know what them motherfigers are about. But, like... I don't think that's king shaming. I don't.

Right. Because, like, if I, but also... Like, where's the line? I mean, I really think it's just about, like, acting with manners, right? Right. But, like, there's... To me, it feels like, there is or should be a difference

between like a person being trans is like that's their identity as a person versus like this is the way I come the hardest. Yeah. It's like you can. That's not really anything about who you are as a person. I'm sure you could defend that distinction very easily. You can by leaning into how we should be more respectful of trans people, but I think that would be cowardly respectfully. Explain to me why it's okay to, and not like in a woke way like I'm mad at you. I'm just saying intellectually, I'm not sure you can defend the position.

you just stated. I can. People like to dress up as clowns and fuck each other's butts and I make fun of that that's the same thing as being like, manned people are weird.

You're allowed to make fun of it. That's not the same thing as shaming. Those are very different words. Right. That's fun of it. I feel like if you make fun of it, people would say,

oh, don't kink shame. Right. Those are, like, yes, this gets back to the, my point. My honest feeling on this is like, how would you expect your eighth graders to act?

And like, if they're ribbon their friends or whatever, you might be like, hey, lay off, but you wouldn't make a big deal about it. they were being like really disrespectful, you'd be like, that's disrespectful. You're a comedian, dog?

Like, also the, there's not a huge percentage of people who like to dress up with clowns and get butt fucks. So you're not running a lot of people off. But also, like, I kind of feel about it the same way I feel about. But that shouldn't have any bearing on this particular conversation. Oh, I couldn't agree more. What is kink shaming then?

Just saying. I guess my thing is, uh, it's all about like, you can't, you can't, uh, you can't help what your initial. reaction to something is. It's kind of like, you know, you hear a racist joke and, oh, sorry, Bain just came up here crying, you hear a racist joke, you can't help if right after you hear the punchline, you go, huh, you know, but then right after you left, you go, wow, that was fucked up. You know what I mean? That was fucked up, whatever. What I'm saying is, is like, it's what you do with that knowledge afterwards. So, like, I don't, if, if I'm, if I'm just talking to someone and

they hit me all the sudden, they're just like, yeah, so I like for my wife to dress up in all leather and stomp my balls out with a large cast iron skillet, I don't have it in me to just go, hey, right up, like, I'm going to go, what the fuck? And then after that I'll go, well, whatever, if that's what you're into. Yeah, no, I think everything you guys are saying makes sense. I think the disconnect for me, maybe, in terms of, like, Trace sort of giving me the face of, like, wait, I don't get what you mean or whatever. I just feel like, um, if you make jokes about what someone likes to do sexually consenting with another adult, or no, more of the point, if you go, even if you didn't mean to like it just like it was a natural reaction and that's truly how you feel

it's hard for that not to fit within most people's definition of kink shaming my argument is that doesn't make you the worst person in the world we have to get this goes bigger than kink shaming we have to get to a place where we understand that someone being like there's something wrong with these goddamn furries and if they come around my fucking kids i'm shooting one of them and those people kind of freak me out there's a huge difference there but i do think think you have to define kink personally i think you have to define kink shaming kind of broadly but but maybe you're right true maybe like in order to for society to be more healthy we need a new word maybe there's like kink ribbing or kink uh you know what i mean yeah you know what i'm saying

i'm just kink josh in here let's have a kink conversation i want to try to do a bit about that's pretty funny i never kink shamed but i can't kink josh a little bit right like let's open up a kink dialogue. You know what I mean? I'll go further. If you like to do poop stuff, yeah, okay, I was about to get there. I think that's gross. Yeah, it is. But I don't think you should be ashamed of. I do, kind of.

A little bit. We finish before you're allowed to say that, but let me finish. But I understand that if I say that's gross publicly, shame is probably what you will feel. I recognize that. There has to be a line. I'm not going to say anything different. I might learn to keep my mouth shut,

but I think that's what you're getting at, Trey, is like, That's just how I feel. It makes me feel gross. But I do acknowledge that saying that would probably make someone feel a shame. Part of me kind of thinks, kind of agrees with that old great norm bid about how like just sex is fucking shit. It's gross. It's all gross.

Like you put, I can't believe I did that. You fucking close the blinds. Yes. Yeah. Oh, God. Let me be going to act for a second. It's not.

You turn into animals. It's nasty. So it's like, you know, what, I mean, what's all kind of like that. So let me make one boy. Let me be Gen X for a second, too. And then Corey had a bit about this, sort of, or a line in another bit. Some comic had a bit about this. It doesn't matter.

These kids are trying to get rid of all the shame. They're going to stop coming if they do. Right, that's true. To understand that a big part of it is that it closes everyone out. Absolutely. So, like, we've got to do this balance of letting kids know. You don't need to be fucking think you're suicidal or you're a freak that can never find. love because only one thing makes you come, but understand that if the rest of us just say we're

okay with it, now you won't have a single thing that makes you. Right. Like, they've made eating ass too popular, like, I lick but I know it's gross. Or can't eat ass anymore. Is this what you got wanted? I mean, I can, but it's just like, I know and everyone's like fine with it. You can't pride it, Corey out of his fucking. Yes. But like, I know that that's gross. And if someone's like, if someone was like, oh, you eat buttholes that to gross, I'd be like, you are so correct in thinking that. I agree with you. Like, but, I feel like me who likes to lick butthole shouldn't be arm in arm with the guy who freezes shards of shit and fucks his wife in the ass with it.

We're different people. You know what I mean? Like there's levels. And that's gross. And he's weird. Such a real example that we all heard that Corey just gave. It's not just, it doesn't just go one way. What we are is it's a couple who freezes their poop and fucks each other's butts with it.

And the thing about that is, those people probably have a much better gut health than any of us three. That's true. actually physically beneficial to be It's a poop transplant with a tired Yeah because people be doing that You'd be taking other people's poop shoving it up your butt and that like hits

It does it on a medical level Rich people do it all the time Like I need somebody else's poop real bad Me too As you guys know I've been begging Annie for poop In a non-kinky way She won't do it She is disgusted by it

Which I now realize I need to frame It keeps shaming That's what I was here Tell her it makes you hard Could you just like Scoop a little bit of poop and just sort of shove it up your butt. When?

When? Get her a litter box. She'll do it. Tell her it's cool now. Just distract her. I don't know. When she's pooping, you got to do something

that makes her run out of there without flushing it, and then you go on there and steal one of her turts. I think her run out of that without flushing him and you're not going to do that. Yeah, I agree, but I don't know. Steve Nick's is giving a press conference. Turn your water off.

Do you know when she shits? Like, did she have a regular situation? because you could... Yeah, it's like before 11. Go turn... Plot in the ice. To steal his wife's turds. Go turn the water off.

Turn all the water off in the house. And then right before you know she's going to poop, go flush and it gets from... It takes that flush away. Then she pooh. That's enough. That's enough. Just stop. Let me just say...

It was gross. It was a specific thing about why. I didn't like it. I'm allowed to... Kindness shaming. Well, hold on. Let me just say, everyone grossed out right now listening. Who's like, Jesus Christ.

You were in the little... Self-righteous about the Keith shaming earlier. Yeah. Now who's the wrong person? The thing about our crowd, though, this is the one thing they're not fucking super far left on. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, well, I'm kind of, I don't hate sex, but I'm also, I mean, I'm very, I'm really, I'm a pretty big frown. But, uh, I don't hit for me. I just am, but I just, I just want to come. Did you all over like, honey, y'all know, I was a townie. I grew up in, like, town, but in a small redneck town, but in the town part. Jolver find like an opening to a sewer and watch like turds go down there. Oh. Like, yeah, there used to be a thing we'd do.

Like, sit at, it's opening to a sewer and like count turds going by. That's how you learned to chaos. That's where you're going to get off. One, two, three. I made just a joke once in one of my videos about, about me and my-law. I've found you such an apology for all the fucking slander about having a jury queen and shit. Because you just did a level. We, we, I made a joke once in one of my videos about, I said, you know, me and my, me and my dirt buddies playing our poop games or whatever when I was a kid.

And I didn't realize when I said that, that like, what I literally was true. There were poop games. There was just one. You could like, it was in like the projects where my grandma lived. You get the cover off of it. And, you know, it was the price. So it's like apartment complex. Everybody flushed it, like came down through there.

So it was like, you could watch. turds go by the sewer. We didn't get in the sewer. We're animals. We're just, you know, on the ground. They didn't give us a TV show. These fucking morons didn't let us make a TV show.

And it is dumb. I'm so angry about it. Me and Bobby Joe down on the bridge, counting all the turds going off of the ledge. Just another day in Salina, USA. Yeah. That's exactly. It's the church.

Does it recount turds for Jesus? Oh my God, man. I hadn't thought about that in years. That's so fucking funny. That made me like, I'm out of breath. Did you ever look at... And I'm just laughing so hard. The concept of counting turds took my breath away.

Did you ever look at your buddy's butt holes see if you could see a fart coming out? Oh, yeah, yeah, no, we did that. Yeah, we did that. And you could count the rings to see how old they were. we just want to know it's like can you see a fart like does a butt you know we want to know if a butt like shud like move it does yeah it does remember the fan sent us a slow-mo video yeah i remember that farting oh yeah you don't remember that yeah you don't remember that couple and one uh oh yes i do yeah

because we talked about this before i brought this up before that's right after a show they got our email and they were like check this out and it was just their asshole farting and it was I mean, it did hit. I was funny. You know what I mean? It's funny. Like, you know, like, I don't know. Like, buttholes, depending on who they are.

Like, they hit for me either way. You know what I mean? If they're on a man, it's hilarious. And if they're on a woman, let me get in there. You know what I mean? So. Well, that norm bit, I had a bit and I, and I, I mean, I was working it out. And I got rid of it because I heard a better one with a slight of a different thing.

I had a bit about, like, butt sex is so gross till you're horny. Yeah, right. Every, that's how, well, not everything, but I mean, kind of anything. It's like, you know, it's like even as like when you're a kid and you first start jacking off and it's like every time as soon as you get done, you're like, no. Oh, I still get that way because of the church. I mean, I think most people do, but it's like that was set, not with like your just regular sex with your wife, but anything remotely freaky. It's like, even though I, I still kind of can't look at Amber the same for a couple hours after we bang, you know what I mean? Say you know it's good, son.

Exactly. Real quick, let me say shout out Chance Willie, who is why I got rid of the joke. He had this great joke, and it was clean and simple and way more to the point where he just goes. Being orny's weird, because if I'm not horny, and you spit my mouth, we're fighting. Yeah. But if I'm not horny. Yep, I was about to bring mouth spitting up, but I guess we'll just get out of here instead. We've done run everybody off.

Talking about poop. Cory, you're muted. Okay, all right. I thought I did. My bad, my bad. I was muted because my baby. I was saying my baby's. crying like a sun bitch back here so y'all plug your shit and then i'll plug mine i'm gonna keep myself

muted so you don't hear it all right well with your baby or no she goes to she's working at the meeting three tonight so with the last go get your baby he's fine he's in a cage yeah where they belong all right i mean i already plugged everything just go trackdrador dot com and you know come see me soon ath jordan's jorgia february 16th me and the show back to back that's right baby can't wait also hey we love cori dot com that's where i do my bonus stuff you You got like well over 200 hours of audio and video exclusive to you, less than a Starbucks a month, and you get to send my little crying child to college.

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