wellRED podcast - wellRED Podcast #395: the Gravy Baby crossover

Episode Date: June 26, 2024

Y'all love Drew. You love DJ Lewis aka maced in the butt man. You love Carmen Morales. Yet many of you have not heard their amazing podcast "Gravy Baby" because you don't wanna sign up for another thing. And we get it. So we brought it to you. Enjoy this crossover episode and come see Drew in Nashville June 26th. Love yuns bye 

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But that'll all stop in a minute when I start the episode. This is the preamble, see? And this is where I pre-ramble. Today's episode is an interesting one. I think what it is is an episode of Gravy Baby, my auxiliary podcast. I know some of you listen to it, and if so, you can skip this, but I know a lot of you don't. Thought it would be cool to show you guys what we do there. The theme of Gravy Baby is, I'm not always screw it up.

Positive toxicity. You've heard of toxic positivity? Well, I hate those people. We're positive toxicity. Basically, our whole theme is, Hey, man, you suck, but everyone else sucks worse, so you're crushing it. If you remember when Corey and Trey went to Scotland,

I had a guest host, Carmen Morales, for a couple weeks there on Well Red, you guys loved her. Comments were fire. Everyone was like, this chick rules, well, she's my co-host. And then my other co-host, is, of course, the goat man, maced in the butthole himself, DJ Lewis.

So check it out. Give us a shot. Here's a fun episode that we did before I left LA. Also, the day this comes out, I'm at Zanis. That's why I'm at the Comedy Club Condo right now. So Wednesday, June 26th, if you're hearing this, I'm at Zanis, come out. It's the child support tour. Support my child.

Kay, I love you. Bye. Baby. We're live. In studio. Okay. We're live? We're live for the first time.

If you're watching this on YouTube, you're watching it live. Yeah. It's not true. It's this time right now, whatever time you're watching it. It is now that time. It's now that time. Live. Do you know it's always now?

Yeah. It's never not. It's never not now. So when you're watching it, it's now. Welcome to gravy, baby. Baby, baby, baby. What a biscuit, bitches? Man, does we have any fans who make raps? Make us a biscuit bitches rap.

Bibbibisket bitches. D.J. Stop judging us with those fucking eyebrows. DJ stop judging us. DJ, quit judge. I heard my ears and ruled. Have we had that this whole time? DJ and Mark both look happy. I don't know if they've ever seen each other in person.

Probably not. And they look like brothers right now. I know. Full of joy. Slouched over kind of. Yes. Farm boys we've discovered recently. What's up, everybody?

This is our last full studio show, at least in this studio. And I would imagine in any studio since we're not going to be living in the same city anymore. Yes. It's uh Bye, Bye, Drew I am leaving

By Dij Dege Dege I don't know I don't know why you started it like this You told me to I thought I thought you told me to

Wait wait wait wait wait wait Wait hold on maybe I miss this in here Am I going somewhere Yeah I didn't know why you told DJ by either Why don't just I'm going to miss you We're not going to be doing the podcast Oh I didn't know okay I thought we were like up in the year on that.

Oh, yeah, I didn't know we weren't doing it either. I thought it was 50. Why didn't think that's what you said? I thought it was 50-50. See, this is why we should have had a conversation before we started fucking recording. This is way better. How is it way better? This is way better.

This is so good. I thought we were going to try. I told DJ after talking to you. So what I gleaned in the convo is we were going to try to do it. Shut up, DJ. This is not funny. It's pretty funny. It's pretty funny.

It's pretty funny. It's pretty funny. It's pretty funny. It's pretty funny. It's pretty funny. conversation and then it just kept saying this was the end and this was the last one. No, I was saying this is the last in studio one. So I was saying goodbye to the studio.

Oh. That's why when you said, are you going to tell them you're moving? I was like, I guess I will, yeah. That's why I was like, I don't know, do I need to? Yeah. But I thought we were going to try to record separately and see if it worked, though we were going to give that a solid month. But you also said, anytime we've done that, people don't fucking listen to it.

No, you said that. No, you said, I don't have the data. I don't even got the goddamn login to the Libson. So I have no idea. You gave me that information. No, you gave me the information. All right, now I'm with you. We should have done it.

Let's end it in a fight. Let's end it in a fight. I have to tell you another fucking thing. You said that about the clips. It doesn't matter. Let's move on from that. This operation. No, I wasn't because I don't have that.

I don't have that information. The clips? You said when we film, you said when we do an episode that's remote from different places, the quality is bad and people don't listen to them. That's what you told me. I want to move on so bad that I'm not going to argue with you. Okay.

You know what? I quit. I'm kidding. No, I thought we were going to try to record separately to see how it goes. Sure. That's more editing. Are you going to do it? No, I'm going to pipe in.

Okay. We'll figure it out. You know what? We'll talk again. Okay. Let's do that. Should we start over? Sure.

We should start over. Keep that gold? Mark says it's gold. We're keeping the gold. DJ looks like a gold miner. Okay. That was the best. Regardless of how this ends.

Yes or no? That was magic. What just happened? I was so working since. Boy, I was sitting here. And now I'm back in, guys. You got me back in.

Right off the top. I, riveting. This is riveting. I didn't know. Welcome to gravy, baby. What's crazy? The problem is we don't have a lot of conversations outside of the podcast, unless we're sharing a look at this some bitch type of shit. So we never had a conversation. There was just individual conversations happening.

So I didn't know. Well, I guess, I mean, because now it makes it seem like I don't want to do it with you guys. And that's not true. I didn't mean to, I didn't feel that or mean to say that. Okay. Why, now you're talking to me like we're in couples counseling and you're trying to get the therapist on your side. DJ, are you on his side or my side? I think that's because I took mushrooms.

I'm on your side, Carmen. I'm 100% on your side, well, everybody knows that. I think that's just because I'm on mushrooms. You ate mushrooms before? Yeah. Okay. Just a little bit. Oh, that's yeah, yeah.

That's the right amount. Yeah. But I think that might be why. Did you get some new kicks? Those are cute shoes. Thank you very much. These are a new version of an old shoe. Like I had these.

I liked them so much as they got dingy and worn out. I was like, let's run it back. There is like a push towards pastels that I can't fucking stand. We know with the exception of those shoes, but there's a push towards pastels that I cannot, I really can't. You mean you don't like them?

So you hate that that's like all these options out there? Yeah. Because it takes up space when you're shopping. Like whatever's in is in. I think I just don't like it. It just always reminds me of Easter and Easter is always like a sad holiday for me because I was always on the road for it and it matters to my mom. So it was like something that I was always missing. You can't people please if you're not there to please. You know. And so yeah, I think I just always associated with it. That and it's always like it's it's also pastels go with like the feminine angle that was always pushed on me when I was a kid. So I just they're also fucking lame. I mean, remember in Beetlejuice when that was like how how Beetlejuice fucked with Otho? Otho is the guy is the big guy who like found the book, the handbook for the recently deceased. And then when he finds the first time he becomes the snake and he's like an asshole to the family for the first time.

And he catches Otho and he goes, he's wearing like all black and red. And then he does that sound. And then it takes off his suit. And underneath is a pastel blue. suit underneath it because pastels are fucking lame. Well, I like light pink. No, yeah, sure, sure. Carmen.

Have we talked about the whole hot pink turquoise type of Florida colors? Like the Miami thing? Oh, the 80s, Miami subs colors? Well, just like the whole, like you can't drive through there without seeing a flamingo and some turquoise.

You know what I'm saying? Like that bright, that hot pink, like Destin. It's like every hotel in Descan. It's all. Every color that they use in an airbrush t-shirt. They're always bright like that. Yeah. Yeah. Also like air-orish for that? Sure.

I mean, that's the t-shirt of my culture. I remember when I was nine years old, my uncle went to Aruba and brought me back a t-shirt with an airbrush lizard smoking a joint in, like in a hammock in between two palm trees. I had no idea, by the way. I was so young I didn't know about pot yet. If people have ever wondered, and maybe they haven't, man, other than comedy, how did Carmen, DJ and Drew end up getting together? What did they have in common?

I think we just solved it. An uncle bringing you airbrushed T-shirts. Gatlinburg has got a lot. Going back to the Gatlinburg, a lot of airbrushing. Yeah. Honestly, I think I've said before that it's the airbrush capital of the world, but I now realize, no, it's not. It's definitely Florida.

Florida. It's the Airbus capital of not Florida. Mm-hmm. There's a lot of Florida in Galenburg, ain't there, DJ? I mean, yeah, Florida's, their main export is tourism, so there's a lot to learn. Yeah, I mean, I tell you, Destin's not too far from a Gatlinburg of Floridian Gatlinburg. Mm-hmm. You got that one, you got Panama City Beach, you got Fort Walton Beach, all that shit on the Panama.

One out when somebody throws. Panama City Beach. So, who lost girlfriends, money, friendships. That was spring break. I think I went three times, twice in, once in high school, twice in college. I hated Panama City Beach before ever going because it was the hacky place to go for spring break. That, I went one year I went to Fort Lauderdale and I was like, fucking never again. And I was of the age.

I think I was like 22. It was the perfect, but at the time I was. 22's too old. It's for 17-year-olds. And 22-year-olds who are willing to buy booze for. 17 year olds. Yeah. So that I can fuck them.

Yeah. Well, we went because we had like a hookup. I was selling timeshare for the Marriott at the time. Nice. And so we got a hookup. We could go to any of the villas and stay there for three days for free. Yeah. And then any other days for like an additional employee discount or something.

So as me and my friend Elizabeth and we were like, we were 22 year old fucking drugs. So it was perfect for us. Hell yeah. We might have been under actually. We might have been underage. I drank with her underage too. Did you?

So maybe 20. Maybe 20. I think we were buying shit. Fort Lauderdale is full of old people, I thought. Am I wrong? You're thinking of Naples. But for these particular times, it's just like how Daytona Beach isn't full of bikers outside of bike week.

But if you go for bike week, you know, or black bike week. I didn't know if Fort Lauderdale was a destination for that. It was. I don't know if it is anymore. We're talking about a long time ago. Yeah. PCB still is my understanding. Mm-hmm.

You ever been to Panama City Beach, DJ? Yeah, stupid. We went for a couple nights from the spring break. I'm like, this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life. My friend ended up still in a car and then left us there.

You know, I fucking did the exact Panama City Beach thing that everybody says. Okay. Now you can't, no, no, you got to tell the story now. Also, no one says that. You got to tell the story now. He's like, you know how when you go on spring break, you steal a car? No.

My buddy did. My buddy stole a car and then left us there because he had the keys to the car. So his car, he drove us there as a matter of fact. And I don't know how he stole a car if he got into a situation where he had to get the fuck out of there. We were in a hotel room. He fucking ended up getting arrested in a stolen car. And he was our fucking ride there. So you had to go to the police station to get his keys for you to even.

leave. Fuck, no, man. We fucking found us. I knew he didn't go to the police station. As soon as she said that I was like, there's no way he went to the fucking police station, bro. We didn't even know what happened to him until after we had got back. You know what I mean? Like that whole, that whole thing, but even if we had a, you know what I'm saying, it had been like.

So they also didn't go to the police station to check on him. They also didn't do that. We don't know where our buddy is. Can you all help? So did, did he steal? the car just because it was easy to steal or was it because it was for a bit or what was the motive?

I mean, he just fucking stole cars. I mean, he Oh, got it. From, he was just, I mean, I don't know exactly even what the situation was, to be quite honest with you, but I know he knew how to fucking, he loved steal Astro vans. It was the easiest, fucking

which I don't know if that's what he stole or not, but I've seen him, myself, being in the car with him, and Astro band, he's just fucking there. He's just fucking I just take four. All right, buddy. How'd you get home? He's a series of fucking calling people's parents and goddamn crying and getting yelled at

and fucking ended up in goddamn all kind of shit. So you got in trouble for a crime he didn't do because you needed a ride. It's bullshit. No, I didn't. Okay. I didn't get trouble. What you talked about. It probably didn't know.

I was even fucking gone. I don't know. Sounds like a hell of a spring break. Yeah, I don't think I ever... I don't think I stole Astrovon. How he just slow played that he went on spring break and his buddy got arrested for committing felonies

and he had to hitchhack home or whatever and he's like, I don't know. I know. I went on. That's like the least of my court. That's like such like a low standard of crime for like shit that I fucking bitch. I thought ain't nothing.

And it sucks. and I never went back and everybody that we met suck. The whole thing sucked. And we wanted to go do some thug shit, obviously. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Sounds like somebody did.

Yeah, I think he wanted to be more thug than you were planning to be at that time. There ain't no telling what happened. There ain't no telling. Well, that rolled. Yep. Twice. I've been twice.

The other one was Myrtle Beach, which was even worse. Myrtle Beach is also very Gatlinburgie. But that's like a permanent. Yeah. That was a, that was like the, actually I think Myrtle Beach is where I saw a Black Bike Week for the first time. My mom went on our girls trip during Black Bike Week. Yeah.

I was working some fucking club there that should have been torn down 10 years ago. Off Broadway. Huh? It might have been, I couldn't remember if it was off Broadway or the other one. Imagine a bunch of 30. eight-year-old super-Christian rural white women who drink wine one night on their five-day girl vacation showing up to Black Biker Week. Oh, my God.

I mean, they had a great time. It was a, I mean, I was like in my, probably mid-20s when this happened. And it was like a point of like realization. I guess it was my, I was racist. I did. It was like, black people like bikes? Oh, you didn't know. I didn't know.

I don't think that's racist. It was an ignorant thought. It was like. I mean, I think it's categorized under the passive-aggressive one where you're like, oh, you're a person? You could like things that aren't stereotypically, I think you should like. But it was also fucking rad because they had cool bikes. Yeah. They had them all souped up in a completely different way.

I'd never seen it like that. They had the neon shit all over it. Yeah. Talk about neon. Woo! Yeah, they rule. Now, the only negative, and this might be something that was cast upon them in a racist way, but I could also see them being the ones that did it. I've heard that black bikers invented or caused to be invented through the market,

the really loud speaker on the fucking motorcycle, where you're chilling in New Orleans, and you hear the greatest music in the world, and then some guy drives by, and you just hear like fucking new edition. It's all you can hear. I hate that shit. It's the only time where I'm like,

God damn these loud black people. It's the only time I turn into my dad. Well, it was when, oh, yeah, when they got the speaker too loud. On the bike, specifically. Yeah. Because it's louder than in a car. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's nothing, you know what I mean?

There was a dude in Chickamauga who had one. It was a white dude. And it was like him driving around listening to talk radio. Oh, my God. That's way worse. That's way worse. Don't get to work and running. That's so awful.

And I guess they turn it up so loud because it's literally the only way they can hear it without headphones. You got a headphone. Not only that, but you have a helmet on. And you have, if you have somebody else on the bike, loud bike. And if you have another person on, you have a microphone. So, I mean, yeah, there's just a lot. But also, I mean, I can't stand that. Rush Limbaugh while I'm on my home. Oh, my God, dude. Like, I take new addition over that any day. Of course. Of course they're doing it the cooler way. I just heard that they invented it.

They probably didn't. Even that was probably some asshole being like, yeah, black bikers invented that. Probably wouldn't even true. Right. Yeah, probably wouldn't. I mean, I think it's just annoying people. Because it's definitely not a, yeah, I think it's just, yeah. It's the same people that talk on speakerphone or face-tise. There was this woman. Go ahead. There's probably some idiot in a fucking boardroom going fucking, it was probably

neither. It's some fucking suit and tie motherfucker that ain't never even been on a bike going. You know what I think that sales would do really well if we put a big ass loud radio on this little bitch. Well, I'm happy making fun of that guy, but he was fucking right because everybody's got him now. Now they got competing. There's like dueling loudspeakers on bikes.

That's the thing I'm most Ned Flanthers about in the world. Because it's always in a place where you don't want to hear. It's like always when you're on spring break or in New Orleans or somewhere cool like that. And it's like, we're partying already, dude. Yeah. What are you doing anyway? Sorry. Yeah, that's always like when somebody's trying to take over the ox cord at a party, you know,

and then they want to play their sappy bullshit music and it's the wrong thing. Or like another example would be like if you're at karaoke and somebody always wants to sing the sad ass fucking song. It's like, we're all having a great time. Why are you singing fucking turn the page again? Jesus Christ. Yeah. Hey, I forgot to ask y'all. Do you guys have a karaoke song?

I want to ask you that yesterday or the day before or whenever last week. Whatever time was. I used to go so much that there, I had like a list of songs. Ooh. What would you have? Um, there's a. There's a few of, I mean, it depended on the vibe, I guess. My most badass moment is I sang Forgot About Dre at an almost all-black karaoke bar in Atlanta.

Did you do both parts? I did both parts and I said all the words. And at one point, there was like this young black dude. Because this was like, this is years ago, obviously. This isn't like the N-word isn't where it is now, right? Yeah. This was, this was, there was like, there was like, too many. It was like two years where you could say it with an asterisk, right?

I think you could, Carmen Morales. Yeah, I just said good, but I just realized what you meant when you said all the words. I thought you meant you knew all the words. And then I realized you meant that word. Yeah. And you said you knew all the words. I want to make you for everybody knows that when I said good, I didn't. Oh, yeah.

But I think it was because of the way I performed. Fucking Liberty overall. Yeah. Yeah. I realized after the fact I was like, Oh, she's all the shit. Okay. Don't let them take our flag.

Yeah. We're talking about like 20, 2013, maybe 2011, something like that. I think you could with the last name and the, you know what I mean? Right. The only person that looked at me sideways, there was a young dude, a young black dude in like his 20s, his early 20s. Like when I, the first time I said it, he went like, he gave me the look with the one eyebrow. And then when he saw, I was just saying all the words to the song that then he started dancing to. But it was like, nobody.

It was one of those things where I was like, are you singing this song just to say the N word? And then I was like, but I was, I was, I was performing that song. Indeed. Yeah. And so I think he knew that I was just, just do it, trying to do a good job. Hell yeah. I remember when masterpiece about it first came out. And like, I was in high school.

I had just started high school. Right before. Anyway, so it had just dropped. And everybody on our school bus sang that song together. And then when you got to the part where it was like from, you know, from Chaddenoog, they bowed it, about it. You know what I say? I got in words from dude buried a chickamauga. And they bowed it.

You come up with the name and everybody would say the whole school bus thing, every word of that song, it was crazy. Yeah, dude. I wonder why y'all's grandparents are thing in that. Master P, man. Yeah, that baton dropped. We was crazy. We went crazy when Master's Day. When that, when that, ice cream man.

Oh, dude. Ice cream, I don't even worry. I wonder what, like, our dead ancestors would have thought of that. Like, damn it, they're rapping, but they are saying that they own Edwards from Caledonoo. Oh, my God. Hey, I didn't start it. I know. Dude, I feel like, I went to, I graduated college in 06. Is that right? Yes. And like I played football. And so a lot of athletes, a lot of them were black. You couldn't sing that. I couldn't sing that word then. And I was like, no. You know what I mean? So I think it, I think it was different maybe for you with Morales. Because I feel like there was a time. I mean, I don't know. They weren't saying my full name. I mean, they just said Carmen.

You got that look. You know what I'm saying? They're like next karaoke singer, Latin female. But you look Latin. Carmen Morales. Yeah, but you look Latin. I was just like referencing that. Carmen Morales will be singing forgot about dr.

I'm just trying to allude to the fact that you're a Latina though. That's what I'm saying. Show me a white woman named Carmen. I'm certain there's a hippie that named their kid Carmen. Yeah, they're sure. Maybe. But my point stands. Like an artsy bitch that loves opera.

All right. Your joke was great, but I want to discuss this fucking point. You are Latina. There was a time when y'all could just say it. Like, there was like a solid decade where it was like, they're allowed, I guess. No, the colorism still takes a place in that. Yeah, I know. Well, that's gone now.

Yeah. One now. No, not really. I mean, it depends. I mean, if you're like, if you're like Puerto Rican and darkly-complected, nobody gives it. It should be. That's what I'm saying. So the lighter you are, the less, it's like, that's why when, when a lot of times when Drake says that people, I roll, it's like, okay, bro, you're like trying really hard.

Yeah. Is that was because that's like a point that a lot of people have made is like how come the light, the lighter-complected ones. Yeah. People ones. The lighter-complected people. You meant rappers. I knew what you meant. Yeah, rappers.

But they always like to really go hard in it. It seems like it seems like you're making up for being lighter complex. There's one who I didn't know was mixed. And then he said it and I had to rewind it. He's newer. I can't think of his name. Like, logic? Hmm.

Is it logic? Is that a guy? I don't know. How would I know which thing you're saying? I don't know. You seem to know more about rap. Reference Drake. I can not literally, I can't name a Drake song.

Anyway, logic is a guy who has a song, I think, with Eminem. I heard him hit it in that song. And I was like, what the fuck? And I had, I like researched his logic black. And he gets a lot of shit for it. He is half black, but he gets a lot of shit for it. Yeah. Because that's, I mean, that's the other thing, too, is it's just like,

it feels like you're grasping for that part. You want everybody to know. Yeah. I think that, I mean, I'm speculating, but that might be part of it. I don't know what it is,

but it was something that I noticed. And then, of course, behind closed doors, I would go to black friends in my life, you notice this? And they're like, oh, yeah,

that's the thing. And I'm like, okay, okay, well, just want to make sure I'm, I'm observing correctly. Yeah,

honestly, I thought you meant, I thought you meant you noticed people giving them shit. I thought that you meant that's the first thing you noticed. Yeah. Because I've noticed that.

Yeah. Because when I researched it to try and figure out of logic was allowed to say that. Yeah. Because it blew my mind. We're on YouTube and a white rapper's dropping the N-word.

This was like two years ago. Anyway, a lot of people were giving them hell. Yeah. Well. But as far as karaoke's songs, like, I mean, that's what started all of this.

Kendrick Lamar. Let her say it. That was my only, That was my only ever, and even then there's an argument for it now. So it's now, even in rap songs, I don't say it anymore. Sure. What's your other go-jaroos? What's your ones that don't have the N-word?

Oh, man, then none, I guess. I don't know what it is. Do you only do rap? No, no, no. I do rap, little R&B. Like, there was that old in vogue song called Don't Let Go. I used to do all the parts to that. or if there was a bitch that could sing.

I remember that's on it. Yeah. If there was a chick that could sing, one time I made a karaoke lady mad because I was singing it too well. And then she felt the need to have to sing like an R&B song after me. And she was like,

you could just tell she was like trying to compete. I kind of like that. Yeah. I thought it was funny because I didn't give a shit. As long as there's only one or two sleepers in the karaoke pool, then it's fine. But if you go to Nashville,

they all can sing. it's like, all right, this is just weird. Yeah. Feels like we're at a cover band. Yeah. Well, that's kind of how it was at the Atlanta spot with, because everybody, like, you know, everybody could, like, everybody was talented. So that's what I was.

I'm not white people. It's everything. If you're at a fucking black karaoke bar, hell yeah. Well, for that, too, uh, I did it one time. It was like at a gay bar in the village in New York. So everybody could sing. Yeah. Everybody was putting on a fucking performance.

Everybody was like audition. for something that there wasn't even there. So for that, I had to go weird when I sang a Sella Cruz song in Spanish. And then it was fucking awesome because as I was singing it, I had two gay dudes that came up and they started fucking like salsa dancing. So I had like backup dancers and shit like that. You know what I'm saying? Like there's been these moments where it's been like this is. Yeah, it was awesome.

Karaoke isn't supposed to be this cool. Karaoke is lame. I don't know, man. That's why I, my guy. too is always like either love Shack or Rock Lobster Yes Or the rock lobster the two

Like every time you put it on Motherfucker's eyes light up Boom-mow-meo-m-na-o-na-o Yeah That's weird I was singing like that guy yesterday To make Andy laugh I haven't done that in four years

That's so Maybe the mushrooms are kicking in That's so strange that came up to me Serendipitous I think is the word you're looking for I don't I have a karaoke wife So I don't need a karaoke song Wow. She's just like, I'm giving her my turn anyway.

You both sign up and then she sings twice. I'm like, what would Andy want to sing? Come up here with me, baby. You know what, you go ahead. She is a very good singer. That's a good partner right there, dude. That's a good, fuck is. It's hard to get a second song at karaoke, especially if it's popping.

And it makes her really sad if she doesn't get to sing the three or four songs she wants to say. I've also been there until two in the morning. It's not entirely selfless, like waiting on them to call. her fucking name again where it's like you know what I'm just going to give her my turn but also I'm not great at it and I don't like it if I do it it's rap and it's usually uh Rosa Parks by Outcast oh nice because I can do both parts I prefer to have somebody with me and I can do either part it's it's almost always rap sometimes I'll do a country song like with Andy if it's like a Johnny Cass or something if I can make my voice deep I feel like it's tolerable but I am very much

not a good singer. And it's not like bad enough that I can make it funny or I don't know how to do that. So it's just like, no, this is not good. Right. You know? Yeah. And I'm not like a take my shirt off. You're 502.

Yeah. I'm still. You're totally, you're totally to take your shirt off. I was going to say. That's not so great about it. I was going to say. I was going to say, I'm not usually a don't take my shirt off kind of guy except for that one time in Brooklyn.

I was doing a bit and then I got cut off. I have done Morrison You also took a shirt off for an entire episode I know that was the bit but it got cut off I was being sarcastic and I got anyway I've done Morrison before and then like do full Jim Morrison That's fun

Mm-hmm You just flop around on the floor Yeah Yeah I've sang backup for for Love Sheck so many times I used to go around Looking for a motherfucker to be the boy part

So I could do the other part I could do both parts But again, it's funny I know It's always fun When you have somebody else Do the other part That I did

There was a hacky karaoke song that I used to sing I used to sing Black Velvet I used to sing Bonnie Rite Which is a weird I like Bonnie Rite I love Bonnie Rade Yeah

Great Are you getting some to talk about Though Is that what it was? I mean a lot of times That's the only one they had So it depends But what I did love

The coolest karaoke is I did, I was in St. Louis, Missouri, and right next to the comedy club, there was like a live band, like blues and jazz kind of. They would do like an open mic like that. And, um, and it, but it was like live band karaoke. And I got the band to play the Bonnie Ray and John Lee Hooker song, that I'm in the mood song. So I got to do that with a fucking like, and that was like, I felt so goddamn cool. Yeah.

No shit. I felt so goddamn cool. That is cool. I like going to live band karaoke Because when people can really sing They get so into it And they're so excited Yeah

So speaking of When I'm gonna steal I saw Shane Gillis do in Dragula With a live band At I think Skankfest or some shit That's a good one Because you don't have to be able to sing Really that well to do it

And it's still fun And I do know that song Because my brother was super into Rob Zombie Yeah Rob Zambi's a fun one Yeah just don't go sad I don't mind one. I was going to say that way.

You can do one ballot an hour. That's it. I don't mind one sad one. Yeah. Especially if it's like an old man and his eyes well up, you know? Yeah. Most of the kids start ignoring him. He's still into it.

Yeah. But I'm sad. So I like sad things. Like I'll be at the karaoke bar like, damn, play a sad one. Hell yeah. Boo. No, never two in a row. That's got to be.

That I also, it was a recently, uh, Jeremy Scipia, the, the comedian. You know, do you know Jeremy? No. Anyways, he had a birthday recently and, uh, he did karaoke and I sang, what a man by salt and pepper to, uh, Bobby. To my boyfriend, Bobby. That's pretty great. Well, I'm not a good. I can remember the hook and nothing else.

No, it's, it's kind of wrapping. Yes, he is. Well, yeah, there's a rap in the middle. Yeah. They have in vogue singing the, uh, the hook. Yeah. Right. So you get the R&B in the chorus.

part and then you get the rap from salt pepper in the verses well um but yeah i used to do a bunch of them i used to do a win in that win in rome song i loved uh uh the promise let's do um let's do what about rome does anybody remember fuck yeah i remember in seventh grade he's my favorite singer doesn't he sing with sublime now you guys sublims with the they advertise it as sublime with rome yeah that's crazy no shit yeah wait are we I didn't know you didn't know that. R&B singer. You are the key to my heart, baby.

I'll be loving you. I think that's him. I know he did. I belong to you. That's a song. Yeah. You belong to. I used to play that to my seventh grade girlfriend through the phone.

Play it on the radio. I belong. Were you a telephone on the phone a lot, guy? No, I did that with one girl. I liked it for about a week. And then I dumped her. I fucking hate it. the phone, hated it then, hate it now.

Fuck that. I'm an old man. I used to stay on the phone for hours. Yeah? Yeah. I wanted to be outside. Sure. Wait, real quick, before I lose this thought, real quick, because we've been teasing it. Next year, we're going to do a gravy baby into the Abisket Festival.

We're going to do comedy, and we're going to have a karaoke night. I'm calling it right now. Okay. All right. I think I recommend we do it in Bristol. It's probably the most central place for all of our folks. I think that's completely, what? Not Gatlinburg.

No, not Gatlinburg. On the other side of the mountain? Those motherfuckers ain't getting any more money, producer mark? Producer-Marg's suggesting we do it at Gatlinburg. It is kind of on the other side of the mountain, though, so you're close. Yeah, let's go to Bristol. Let's do the whole festival. Either Bristol or what's...

Asheville. Nashville is pretty central. Yep. Bristable. Bristable. I liked that. Sorry, let's talk more about Rome. I just wanted to, I was like, I'm going to lose this thought.

Oh, you guys might remember. Actually, I think DJ would remember this more. Do you remember that song Laid by James? That was a big, I think it was late 80s. This bad is on fire with passionate lives. You do that one? Yeah, I did that one. Oh, I just remember to hack when I do.

Which one? It's the greatest song in the world, Return of the Mac. I genuinely think that's one of my five favorite songs ever. Bobby loves that song. I can't fucking stand. I've heard it so many times. It's almost always gender. It's true.

Ugh. And it's not that. I'm on. It's the best one hit Wonder of all time. Yeah, yeah. Fuck the monkeys. Yeah, da, yeah,

yes I did. You lied to me. I would listen to you do it at karaoke. It's actually more interesting when I hear the regular song. She said she'd never turn on me. What I do, what I do, do do, do. Return, dude.

it's just a bunch of hooks and that's all like that hip hop R&B mix that we're all subject to now that's all it is is hook after hook fucking he figured it out before anybody you just need several hooks no verses you should producer Mark

ooh comedian karaoke that's a good idea producer Mark yeah how do we get into karaoke I forgot I don't know I think we were talking about Japanese people DJ you want to wanted to know what our songs were. I think that's, yeah, I think that was it. But I, I used to, I used to, the reason I

used to sing Bonnie Ray and, uh, Tracy Chapman songs is because the guy who ran this karaoke spot I used to go to was one of her former guitarists. So he would have his guitar with him. And then he would ask me to do, he was like, well, you do the Tracy Chapman song with me. And then I would go yes. That rules. Here's my Tracy Chapman story that I read about that I love. It's like one of those like, did you. know, Brian Coppelman wrote Rounders and I think created the show Billions. His dad is a record producer. He was in school at Tufts in Boston and saw Tracy Chapman and like hounded his father, went and found her and got a CD from her to take to his father because his dad wouldn't

believe him. He was like, it was the first time that like I think my dad respected me as like someone with like I just forced him. Yeah. To fucking give her a shot. And then, you know, the rest is history. Fuck yeah. Yeah.

Well, I'm glad he listened. Jesus Christ. To not have her voice? Oh, my God. What a travesty. I realize now you meant the father listened to the son. And at first I thought you meant you're glad he was listening to Tracy Chapman. Yeah.

That guy's really interesting because he like, he has a podcast where he just, mostly he talks to comedians. And it's called The Moment. And he loves hearing about like, when's the moment that you knew? you were going to make it or your life changed or whatever. I like that guy. Okay. You probably find out tomorrow that he's racist. Milkshake duck, right?

I mean, dude, as soon as you said, like, as soon as you said record producer, I was like, well, this is, this is all. You mean his dad? You mean, yeah, honestly, literally the same thing. Literally, I was telling that, I was saying that story and I was like, oh, man, I'm about this guy sucks. Yeah. Rounders was good, though. I still watch Rounders. good. Oh, because I was at the time, I was playing poker with like there was like a group of

comedians. We would all play for money after the open mic. Yeah. So we'd go to the open mic until like 10 and then we'd go to Mike's house and there would be like five of us and we would just play a sit-and-go cash game or we just play a cash game till, you know, till fucking two o'clock in the morning, three o'clock in the morning. And then I had to be at fucking a gift for teaching at seven like an idiot. But yeah, rounders would always be on in the background.

I love that fucking movie. It's good. And one of the famous lines from it, I found out that what's his cunt's name? He improvised it. In the poker game of life,

women are the rake. And that's when Matt Damon goes to him. He's like, what the fuck are you talking about? It's because he ad libbed that line and they kept it in. Yeah, Edward Norton. Of course it was.

What an asshole. I know. He truly. really is. What a beautiful, talented fucking piece of shit. Yeah. God, I love Everett Norton, dude. He's such a good actor. He's such an asshole. Yeah. He sucks. But he's great.

Let's do some more examples of that. No pedophiles or rapists. Okay. Just like kind of an asshole, super talented. Edward Norton comes to mind. We got plenty of them in comedy. Maybe we shouldn't say those, though. Yeah, probably. Who,

yeah, but who's a handful that's worth it? That's what it is. Yeah, the juice is worth to squeeze. I guarantee it. I guarantee you, like, there's no end. There's no end to it. Right. Yeah, yeah, we just don't know with some of them.

I just heard that, Reverend Wilson is a nightmare to work with. I've heard that a few times. I guarantee it. Yeah. I guarantee it. Yeah. They all got to be. The guy from Bloomhouse, I was talking to one of his, like, what is, like, PA people that

work for the assistant people. And, like, he would literally do things, like, leave the back of his car full of like bottles that he had pissed in just for no reason, fucking leave him there and tell him to go clean them up and like fucking shit in the dude. These people are fucking

entertainment industry is a burden on society. This is not going to be any end to the assholes that go out there and like, fucking there's just, it's like, speaking of which, go to patreon.com

slash gravy baby five. Speaking of which, I'm leaving. Where are we going? I want to say, before we move on, Mark Wahlberg is not worth it. Mark Wahlberg is known to be an asshole, and he's been fine in some movies. We could have done without him.

Yeah. Could have done it all that. He's great and departed. He was great and departed. Somebody else could have done that. Somebody else could have done that. And also, he didn't make the movie. He's just good in it.

I'm not denying his talent. If he was talentless, it wouldn't even be a con. You're 100% right. What? Hi, then I go back. Yeah. All right.

Do you know what I mean? I'm like, the convo is when it's close. If it weren't close, I wouldn't have brought it up. I get that he's down. You're right. You're right. And also, if he'd have been there on 9-11, it's gone down differently. I can't get over him saying that.

That is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard anyone say. Not as dumb as Steve run as easy claiming to have been there. And having never been there. That guy. I don't know why Mark's looking at me Maybe he knows him I'm gonna look this way

I don't know him I don't know if he's a good or a bad person I know he's a fine comedian But if you're just a fine comedian How can you get away with that And people still let you be on their shows and shit? I don't know Just like

How do you not get roasted out of the industry How do you not get made fun of? I think he probably did get roasted I hope so He's still getting shit for As we speak as I say this right now Into a microphone That's true

He's gonna forever be be that guy. Davidson got him the best. This is before Pete was super famous. And right after it happened, he was like, man, they're putting Steve Razzie through the fucking ringer. I know you made a mistake, buddy. Me, you and my dad should get breakfast and talk about this.

And Razizi didn't know because he wasn't super famous yet and was like, thanks Pete. Re-shared it. Retweeted it. Thank you, Pete. Oh, my God. Damn. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Pete was a great troll. Before Pete got more famous than he deserved to be, dude, he was a perfect fucking little imp. Yeah. I should have said deserve to be. Then he should be for what he does. Producer Mark is saying Steve Correll is a nightmare to work with. But I think Steve Carell, I would argue he's worth it.

I have not heard that. Unless he's not assaulted anybody. And obviously we're talking about a scale year. Yeah, but he seems worth it to me. But if he's just a pain in the ice to work with, I think he's worth it. But we don't know what you're talking about. And I believe you? Yes.

What? Oh, that show, that movie. You were on it? Oh, we're talking about personal shows. shit here. Oh, shit. Okay. I didn't know this was like, oh, all right. Well, this is this, we can't. Juicy. I know. I know. Did you like 40 year old version, virgin? Yeah? Did you like American office? Okay, time out. Did you dislike the things he did more because you worked with him? Well, that's why I was, I was like, if you like him, tell us if he's worth it or not.

No. So you don't think he's worth. Nobody really is. I think anytime somebody is a cunt to you. it's harder for you to be like, they're still great, like, you know, I feel like that's difficult. Here's one then. Perfect example of that. Fucking Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin is undeniably so good.

Glen Garry, Glenn Ross, he's funny and fucking 30 Rock. Yep. He's a huge prick. Everyone knows it. He's a fucking egomaniac. But it's talking about the personal thing. He fucking molested.

It might be a strong word. He grabbed Andy's ass at an event. and then pretended like he didn't. Like full on like cup. Oh, is this where the food is? She was working... You also murdered somebody.

I think... I thought he didn't shoot the gun. He was just responsible for it because he was the executive producer. He fired the gun? I did not know that. Yeah, I thought it... I thought it...

I thought they were just like holding him responsible as the executive... He fucking did it? He did. He shot the gun. What do you mean? Oh, he shot a cameraman? I didn't read it.

any about this because I hate him. Man, this is... You ever get really validated? Producer Mark, will you pull it up so I can read it to everybody? I'm feeling so validated right now. I told you that guy was an asshole. I don't, I think I read one article.

I hate gossip. I think I read one article and I somehow gleaned as the executive producer, he was just responsible, which I was fine with because fuck that guy. I didn't know he physically did it. The actor was practicing drawing a gun on the set of a western

when the cinematographer was fatally shot. Why does it say the actor if it was Alec fucking Baldwin? At least it's not my fault for not knowing. The New York Times won't even say his goddamn name. What a piece of shit fucking newsboys? What if Joe Biden shot somebody in the face and they were like, the politician

shot someone in the face? That's exactly what they'd right. That's exactly what they'd right. Yeah, they were officially Alex Baldwin and Hannah Gutierrez-Reed were officially charged with involuntary manslaughter for the shooting. Of Joel. Woman stands in way of bullet, which comes from...

That's the Fox News version of it. Baldwin victimized by a person jumping in front of bullet. Three cars ran into bombs yesterday in Gaza. Yeah, right. Baldwin was pointing a gun at cinematographer. Helena. Hutchins, when the revolver went off, killing Hutchins and wounding director Joel Sousa. And he knew it was loaded, right?

He knew it was, he knew it was live ammo, right? He knew it was loaded, but he was under the impression it was loaded with blanks. And it looks like they may have convicted someone, maybe whoever loaded it. Click on that Rust armored. The armorer, she got sent them. They did sense the person who loaded the gun. Yes. Because it was.

The armor was. convicted of manslaughter. She's a nepo baby? Of another armor. That almost feels like trade, though. That's a trade. If you're a tradesman, it's different than acting. Repeat what he said, because people can't hear what he said.

He's saying... Producer Mark is saying... That the armorer, which is the person on set who handles the weapons and blah, blah, blah. It's like the cinematographer, but for weapons, was a nepo baby, whose father was also an armorer. Yeah. And she got shot with, no, she, blah, I fucked it up. She got charged with manslaughter.

Yeah. I think nepotism's fine in a trade because you got to be good at, although she's clearly bad at it. So never mind. I'm backing that one right up. Oh, she's cute too, poor lady. Involuntary manslaughter in California, I assume. That's got to be at least five years.

Maybe. But she's a nepo baby, so she'll probably get up. Soon because Papa Yeah They got because they got I found money I just Who was it?

How rich can you be as an armower? Is there good money in that? Fell read I mean I imagine so Really? You're handling live ammunition on a film set If all you're

I'm sure it's a good job But I don't know if it's got By Judge money Mm-hmm Have you heard that About the Twilight Zone movie That whole scenario

That whole thing Mm-mm Okay So Yeah, it's a lot So it was See, who was the director I know it was

Ask Mark I know Mark no It wasn't Steven Spielberg That did it It was What are these Autort Same type of people

Anyways You could see the scene On the movie Basically They have it in a movie Oh, yeah. It says right here, the Twilight Zone accident on July 23rd, 1982, a Bell U.H-1 helicopter crashed at Indian Dunes in Valencia, California,

during the making of Twilight Zone the movie. The crash killed actor Vic Morrow and child actors Micah Dinn, Lee, and Renee Shin-Yee-Cen. who were on the ground and injured the six helicopter passengers. What? Yeah, and weren't supposed to be there. And none of that was supposed to happen.

They try to set up this Vietnam, like, scene to where, like, you know, they're having explosions and this helicopter comes down. Oh, yeah. And, like, this guy is supposed to be saving this kid. And, like, there's so many, so many problems. What was going to, there's so many breaking law after law. Who directed that? Who directed that?

It was a piece of shit, too. It was directed by John Landis. John Landis, yes, and it's sons of a piece of shit too. Yeah. And sons of rapists, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Mark's whispering, like I'm not going to say.

Mark just said he's a huge piece of shit. Mark Jones, not our producer, but our buddy Mark Jones is in studio live. We can't cut away to him because he has a face for radio, but Mark Jones said he's a piece of shit. Dude, don't worry, Mark. We have not that many listeners, and none of them give a single fuck about any of this other than to hear DJ's take on it.

Yeah, look, if Rebel Wilson isn't coming after you, I don't know if Flandis is going to. Also, Rebel, that's cultural appropriation. That bitch is from England. Yeah. Okay. Give my flag back. Panama City, 2004.

I saw you for a much, sorry. Wow. Well, cool. And the scenes in the movie. It's awful. It's terrible. It's terrible. The whole incident.

And then he ends, John Landis ends up going to the funeral of the kid, of the, of the, of the actor. Oh, wow. And of the kid. Oh, yeah, dude. It just made it all about himself, psychopaths. They're all psychos. pass. I'm moving to Tennessee and it's exciting

it's exciting time in my life to get out of here. It's a good time to leave, buddy. Yeah, I got cast in this movie about helicopters and I called up my two helicopter expert friends and they told me it didn't seem realistic not to take the part.

Yep. You guys got in a helicopter with a drunk guy. He was wasn't no Nepo baby. That's right. We weren't filming a scene. The only reason we got in that helicopter is because he shit on rich people so much beforehand.

Yeah. Yeah. And also, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. Also, the helicopter incident in this was like everybody saying, hey, don't do that. You can't be flying a helicopter at this level. Explosions around.

To be fair, we did have several people tell us not to do it as well. I would have said that too. I would have been, I would have gone with you, guys, but I would have been like we shouldn't do this. Yeah, Jeff Blank, there was a few people that were like, you're really going to go up in the sky with this man? It's so funny about Jeff Blaine being a voice of reason. I know. That's how I knew we were making a bad decision. We made a good decision.

We made an incredible decision now, but at the time. Yeah. I definitely would have gone, but I think now that I have a baby, I wouldn't have. I really think I'd be like, fuck, I can't do this. I haven't gotten a life insurance. policy. Maybe I'd do it on my phone real quick on the way up. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I got to, I'm on legalzoom. com. Wait a second. Let me feel like that.

300K or 400K? Nah, we're not going to be paying these premiums with a month. It's fine either way. It's so crazy because at no point did I honestly feel like we were in danger. No, neither did I. Totally were. Yeah, we absolutely were. The idea of being in danger did not cross my mind. No, never. Not even. It never is all. So much fun.

Doing it anyway doesn't make me, like, I think I would have done it. But you really didn't think of it? Nah, it seemed like he knew what he was doing. But I thought you said you could smell that he was drunk or that you knew he'd had a few cocktails. He did. He did. That's the part. Yeah, we wanted it drunk.

Yeah, but he had done this. Like, that's why I told DJ, go, there's no way this man hasn't flown drunk before. So if you guys discussed it, it did at least enter some part. of your brain. Well, because we were like, we're going to do that. Like, we had a, we had a board meeting about how we were going to do it. And it was like when it was basically like, you're on board

too, right? And he was like, I'm buddy. And that's all, that was essentially it. But the, all right. That was our meeting. You'd have you. But there was a safety meeting. As far as like, now I can wrap my head around.

Yeah, a safety meeting in the sense that our eyes just met up and we're like, Yeah, it was a lot of vibe checks. Like vibe checked. Is this too high, Mark? Okay. Well, and also safety meeting is a euphemism for smoking weed, so. Yeah, we were doing that too.

I guarantee, buddy. We were smoking weed with that man. I am. Yeah. I wish I had, I didn't hear me. I'm glad I, because I had just planned on busting that guy's balls because he was the only one in the circle I didn't know. So I had really just started, I was just starting to bully that guy because I didn't fucking know who he was. Why are you in this

space? Because I'd be doing that. I regulate. Make sure everybody safe. Did he open with I fly helicopters? I was like, what's your story? What are you doing in tech? What the phone? What's your fucking? You were at the show? And then, yeah, I mean, it came out that he was in town because of, because of work and what do you do for work? And I, you know, I charter helicopters. I wish we could have him on and interview him

about the fucking Twilight. He would come on. How do you feel about that? He totally would. What's his name? We could do that. We could do the Kobe. death. We do a lot of helicopter stuff with this guy. We could. Well, mostly just the church. I did a Kobe joke that weekend right afterwards

where I was like, man, if you take everybody else out of the helicopter, it's not a bad way to go. Right. If you take the kids out, you take the kids out, that's kind of how I want to go. I think if his daughter hadn't died, everybody

would have been like, yeah, he had a good life and he might have raped him. Yeah, for sure. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. But he did, so it got sad again. Also, two little girls died in this one. Helicopters hate little girls, dude.

Let's get out of the abisket and tell us what's going on. So you're going to Tennessee. Yeah. Well, we're staying in the abisket. No, I know. I know. I know. But moving to Tennessee, all I'll say, I guess, is my father-in-law needs us.

My mother-in-law, he's ill. And we're going to do that. We do that for a little while. We're going to do a thing. I swore to God. I never do again. I swore to God. I swore to myself.

I swore to anybody who'd listen, I'll never move back to Tennessee. If I move back south, I'll go to Georgia. And here I am. And I am planning to eventually end up in Georgia. This is a temporary-ish stop. But it's a big thing. We're packing all week, which is brutal. I haven't packed in a while.

I haven't moved in a while. to move all the time. This is my first move in years after moving every year for 13 straight years. And it sucks, man. So yeah, I don't know if you wanted to get out of the abyssket, but mine's fluffy, warm, buttery, and engulfing. Most of the people I care most about their lives suck right now. Go ahead, Daniel, Justin.

Oh, well, that was weird. I know you just activated something in DJ He was like, am I in trouble? Yeah. Why the fuck are you talking to me like that? I don't know what happened. Daniel came out naturally and I added Justin because then I was like, what did I say?

I'm on mushrooms. I want to remind you guys of that. Oh, that's right. Oh, that's right. Are you staying with your in-laws or you guys chat on play? Both. They live in the family farmhouse. Like the bones of that house are from,

150 years ago. There's a small two-bedroom. It kind of looks like a trailer, but it never was. It was built. That was built on the property in the 70s. We're staying there. Okay. So we got our own space.

Oh, a little farm? Yeah, we got a farm. Yeah, and it's a farm. You're going to farm it? Well, they do, they have farm it. It's more like a, I guess you call it a, it's like a big garden. No what I'm saying? There's no, there's like turkeys and chickens and some ducks.

And then most of it's a great place. Yeah. Well, yeah. Oh, I love their play. We got married there. Producer Mark says this is the plot of Ozark. This is the plot of Ozark. You're going to get in.

Oh, I'm doing some crime. No, the farm is beautiful. It's been an Annie's family forever. She wants to like end up there and like start a commune. And even that, I'm like, no, we'll get murdered. because what you guys need to understand about their town is it's like Mark Love. Yeah.

I was just going to say. Mark Love. I was just going to say they're not poor. It's like one thing to be around like right wingy maga stuff when everyone is dirt poor. Yeah. When they're like, and I mean like actually powerful people. Not just like, oh, they're rich because they have a nice truck. I'm talking about private school.

Howard Baker is dead now, but he lived in that town. He was Ronald Reagan's right-hand man. There are buildings in D.C. named after this man. And that's where I'm moving. I say plot twist. You formulate a plan and a posse in the town to kill this man. Mark Love? No comment.

I'm just saying for the pilot that we're writing, for this pilot that we're writing, that's going to be produced by John Landis. despite and film by our buddy Mark Jones Mark Jones we're going to hire the bitch we're going to hire the armor

from Alec Baldwin we're going to do a biopic about Mr. Love we're going to hire the bitch you're going to be more specific been in L.A. a long time can we make it happen you guys want to hear my OJ book

you know he wrote that book If I had done it How I would do it No I'm not gonna do that Oh man Mark Hate Am I right So yeah

I'm not looking forward to much of that It's also like You know It's a bit of a somber Occasion or reason That we're moving So it's just all Very strange

I've been trying to do a bit about The general idea of like You guys ever have to do the right thing it fucking sucks man comedians love it the crowd's like what this guy talking about so I've dropped it but yeah anyway

I think the angle you just get that's that's the funniest angle to us yeah because we can understand it we can separate ourselves enough to it but people who everybody wants to feel like they're a good person but I think the angle would be if you change the angle you can get people on board

you ever been forced to do the right thing yeah I wasn't forced, you know? Maybe I was. Maybe that's part of it. I don't know. It's very strange. You're forced morally.

I am compelled. Compeled. That is it. I am compelled by my love for my wife and my own sense of morals and just the reality of the situation. And I'm going to be happy that I did it in the end. But I am very tense about it all. Sure. That's how I'll say it.

And it feels a little bit like. I guess the way I would phrase it, I failed or came short in L.A. I've accomplished a lot of things I wanted to accomplish here, but I was not quite where I wanted to be. I've always wanted to leave L.A. I've always wanted to end up in Atlanta or Athens, Georgia. Yeah, we've talked about that.

I don't think on the podcast, but as friends, we've talked about that. So I've always wanted that, and I just had some things I was trying to get done and figure out and learn and whatever. Suck something out of this town while it sucks it out of me. I didn't quite get there. They'll make you say it sucks something in that town.

Talk about rappers, huh? Yeah, I know, right? Yeah, I don't know, right? Yeah, yeah. Meat meals. Like, it's recording. Oh, my. That's crazy to me, though, because, like, I don't know about, yeah, but that was fake.

The voice. I mean, but regardless. But, like, I would suck Diddy's dick for, like, 70 grand. Like, I get a record deal? Come on. Well, I think that's like, I mean, never mind. That's going to get me in trouble. We're going to have to wrap up in a minute.

Anyway, we got other stuff. We've got to get done today. Anyway, I'm looking forward to aspects of it for sure. I'm going to be close to DJ. You know? I'm going to be able to do comedy in places regularly that I haven't done comedy and regularly in a while. I'm much different.

I'm much more mature. Like I'm genuinely excited to like pop in in Nashville and Knoxville and Nashville and do shows. See some old friends. See the new comics. Last time I spent time in Atlanta, the new comics blew my mind. I'm hoping there's some new comics in Asheville, Knoxville, and Nashville who blow my mind. I'm excited about all that. Yeah.

That's good. Yeah. Plus then you get. And being around my family. Yeah, not only that, but then he gets to see the woods. Oh, I'm so pumped about that. I'm going to throw him in a river. You're going to learn how to swim.

He's going to go out, dude. He loves the bath. He don't even know what he's got in store for him. This little desert boy thinks of Tubbs, the greatest thing that's ever happened. Where do we put him under a waterfall? That's his move now when he gets excited. I think his dog is his only companion. and so

hell yeah red perfect well I'm gonna miss you I'm gonna miss you too that's not gravy I know I know but

I'll be okay yeah see you around yeah see you out there I'll probably I'll probably be more inclined to uh

to go there with y'all both there yeah we're not you know what I'm not even gonna tell you that Let me lie to you. We're like 30 minutes away from each other.

D.J. Well, here's what the cool part is. From Atlanta to Knoxville, there's so many spots to it. Yeah. Like, on any given day. So, like, let's say you want just like a ride around a mountain or something. It's just, it's there. It's wide open.

It's teeming. Teeming. Teaming. Yeah, man. Hell of that, dude. And also, I'm hoping, I shouldn't say that. I should let DJ say that when he's ready to. What about recording a special?

Yeah. So here's the two titles I came up with. Hillbilly Intifada. Yes. Hillbilly Intifada or Ameriuc. Or what? AmeriCuck. Yeah, AmeriCuck.

Mark says number one. I agree with him. What do you think? I mean, one is more specific. to you because I wouldn't call you an AmeriCuck, but I think Cuck's one of those words that you always run the risk of a word like that becoming overused or corny or changing meanings between now and like when it comes out or what, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. The first one, I think, is rad. Yeah. All right. Yeah.

There you go. I wish you could have seen the move, Mark did. I've seen him go flaccid, be erect in the last three or four weeks. That was like a spasm. He was like. Thank you, Mark. It's going down. You know, Billy and Tapata. Anyway, I'm hoping to help DJ with that, and I need to be near him to do it. That's not something in my opinion. Yeah, you got to keep him on track

because you know he'd be going off on a tangent. Well, I just mean in terms of also helping him develop it and whatever he wants me to do, I want to produce it, I guess, essentially. Okay. Well, what I was seem is funnier. That's why he's did. Well, I'm on drugs. I didn't know you're trying to do a bit.

Also, you stepped on like nine of my bits today. I tried to do that. I've never taken my shirt off at karaoke joke. All of you were like, yes. Look how it's right. Your shirt is literally always off. I know. That was going to be.

the bit. I loved that your shirt was off for the argument. I think that might have been my favorite part. Mark said it stunk in here for like three days. Because that did come from the gym. That's hilarious. Corn dogs in here. How did you know?

How did you know what his stink smells like so specifically? Well, Carmen? I had one corn dog. It feels good in my head. Yeah, yeah. Well, thank you guys so much for listening to maybe the last episode of Gravy Baby, maybe not. Never going to stop.

I'm going to keep corn dogging. Corn dogging. It's going to go out on top. Patreon.com slash gravy baby pod. Corn dog hero. Corn dogs in his eyes. That's the backup. That's what he says.

It's the backup. Thank you guys so much for listening. Do you want to plug anything before we go? Foreigner who did that song. I used to do cold as ice. I had karaoke a lot. Forner is the greatest, most underrated dad rock band of all time. They're great.

All time. Name a song that you didn't know who sang it. It's them. Or it might be a B-Side. Or a Boston song. Boston or foreigner, they always get mixed up. I like Boston a lot. I like Boston.

I'm not plugging Boston. I'm plugging foreigner. They're on tour now. Go to their website. You can check foreigner out at your local fair or small AAA Stadium. AAA baseball stadium near you. Take your mother. She misses you.

They're probably at the small room in the casino. Definitely at a casino. Man, I saw Jimmy Buffer. That's so cool. really just reminded me of the show that i saw i saw jimmy buffett at this weird side fucking thing and it was just this weird fair type thing and there was a lot of old people there just jimmy buffett i'm not jimmy buffett what the fuck my mind was blown i was like jimmy buffett has been huge his whole career i didn't i don't know why i said it in my head i was like maybe

there was like four years before the comeback that i forgot oh yeah elvin bishop it was elvin bishop it was Helvet Bishop. I don't know why I said Jimmy Buffett. I just... What? You don't know who fucking Elvin Fish? I'm going fish, fish, fish, fish. Fish, fish, fish. Oh, I'm going fish. The fact that you confused that man with Jimmy Buffett

might be the funniest thing ever said it. They're both on a boat. Now, listen, I know two Jimmy Buffett songs. Maybe never heard it. I don't know why that name came out of my mouth. I don't know why my brother. brain. My brain had a thought, but my mouth, my mouth did the thing. I'm going fish, fish. But anyway, Elvin Bishop, it was a bunch of old folks, right? And this some bitch went up there and goddamn did the fucking thing. The whole damn thing. He did jute joint jump. He did everything.

You know the hits? Just because y'all don't know about Elvin Bishop. Elvin Bishop's in the Rock and Roll Hall Faye, man, even though Warren Devon. So what can we even say? What can we even say? Dude, I agree with that. Wait, Warren, Zevon didn't get.

I thought he got in, he had inducted. No? I know for years he hadn't been. No, I know, but it was supposed to be like last year. No, he didn't get in. Dolly Parton got in.

Warren Zivon didn't get in. What the fuck? What the fuck? Listen, life's not fair. Life's not fair. And everything sucks. Cravybaby.com. By the time this comes out,

we might all get, nuke we might have no skin on our bodies you know what i mean we'll go to the website check out do we have a website yeah it's uh elvenbishop dot com go there for all of foreigners dates oh my god you ain't never you ain't ever heard juke join jump or fishing or my dog

or any of that shit that's so crazy that's so crazy to me talk about my dog man that can't Does that sound real at all? My dog. You guys ain't heard my dog or juke joint jump? Juk joint jump sounds vaguely familiar.

My dog. You guys ain't ever heard my dog is one of the funniest fucking sentences I've ever heard in my life. One of the best songs about dogs. One of the best songs about fishing. Duke joint jump. The man can play fucking guitar. unbelievable, unbelievable, unbelievable, blues musician, blues, southern rock, the man, I can't, I'm like, y'all laughing, and I'm honestly like,

okay, like, I guess that it's funny, y'all don't know who Elvin Bishop is, but like, y'all lame as hell, y'all lame as hell. He also sounds like a character from a medieval novel, the Elven Bishop. We have to go see the Elven Bishop. DJ, we know it's us. Like, I need you to understand that. It's just so funny. Oh, fuck. Elvin Bishop, there he is.

I'm going to be honest, way wider than I thought he was going to love. Yeah, he looks like a hippie. Oh, dude. He's fucking red, dude. He's fucking red. I'm literally like, I know, I know, fooled around and fell in love. I didn't know that was him. Yeah.

I know that song, too. I know juke joint jump. Yeah, I know that one as well. The story was just getting better, dude. My dog. Y'all don't know about my dog. You guys don't know the song, My Dog. That's your best one

My dog My dog Talkin' By My dog My dog Oh Whatever

Whatever I love that We started With both of you Fighting with me And now we're Fighting with you It's beautiful

Let's fight with Carmen DJ No I don't like that Let's wrap it up I've been trying Jesus Carmen

Can we wrap it up Fuck, Carmen. I guess if it's our last episode, isn't that what they always do with series? The last episode's longer. Yeah. And it sucks and disappoints people. They're always like, damn, why'd they end it that way? They had integrity till this show.

Well, goodbye, everyone. Sucks for y'all. Don't have heroes. We love you. We appreciate you. See you next week. Bye. You can stick a whole rib eye in one of your back pockets.