wellRED podcast - wellRED presents: BUBBA SHOT THE PODCAST - episode 1

Episode Date: August 17, 2021

Hey y'all - We are so happy to introduce our newest project - Bubba Shot the Podcast! This podcast is a deep dive on individual country songs from the 90s that make us laugh, tell a great story, or both! This is our first episode and we are covering the namesake of the pod - Bubba Shot the Podcast by Mark Chestnut. If you like it, please drop a comment below and tell us why. Maybe even let us know some songs that you think we should cover. See ya bye. SKEW!!!!

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Welcome to Bubba Shot the podcast, the limited series presented by well-red comedy. I am Drew Morgan of well-red comedy. I'm joined by Trey Criter and Corey Ryan Forrester. What's up, boys? Hey, what you say, bugger boy. Bugger boy. Is this, all right. Is that my character for this side series?

Yep. I thought he was a corn dog for sure. Corn dog died. Bugger boy in the corn dog three. Here we go. Corn dog died when Joe Diffy did, rest of peace. That's true. That's right.

He killed himself in a fit of sadness. He jumped off a tower. You mean to tell me Diffy died and it's Trump's fault? God damn it. His head just exploded. Well, anyway, let's get into it. This is the introductory part of the episode. You don't know what we're talking about.

You don't know what we're doing. This is a 90s country podcast, focusing specifically on songs that have a full story to them. And even more specifically, boys, I mean, I think most of them are really funny. They're all great, but they're also pretty funny. Yeah, I agree. I mean, I don't think it's a shock that the ones that when you were asking,

like, hey, which ones would you guys want to do episodes on and we were just kind of throwing them out that all of our favorite 90s country songs also just happen to be hilarious because that just kind of matches up with our sensibilities. But like, yeah, I think that was like the thing that really drew me. Like when I was a kid, why I loved 90s country is just like how it was all good, but it was also, it was just so fun. It was just so fun and light and funny. There's at least one episode that's dark or heavy, but that's change it up. That's like goes, that's just to go against top.

the exception proving the rule. For sure. Well, it's funny because it's like the stereotype. I mean, I guess that's a listener. Your woman leaves you, your dog got. Yeah, yeah. Tearing my bear shit is the stereotype for country music. But it also is a long, rich tradition of, you know, cracking jokes being goofy.

Yeah, truck driving shit. Truck driver, yeah. Truck drivers. And self-awareness related to that humor. There's definitely some country songs where it's like you're laughing at them. But like, they know that. These riders make millions. of dollars a year. You know what I mean?

Of course, man. Like, dude, like, to hear Jamie Johnson, like, tell the story of how he wrote honky tonkidon, like, it genuinely, like, was the most self-aware. Like, they were basically just sitting in the bar like, I wonder how much money. Who can write the dumbest song for the most amount of money? And, like, that's so, like, when you think about it like that, you're like, yeah, who gives the shit? Like, that's, it's whatever. Corey, you know how you think, that song kind of goes. Yeah. Corey, you know how you think you can win. every competition that comes up between almost every.

You, that one, no one would argue with you. If we had to, I would be like, he's going to make so much money. I was about to say, yeah, if I came here and said, who can do the dumbest thing and make the most money on it? It's like, I mean, just go ahead and give the boy the check. Yeah, I don't know. What do we even do in here?

Just trying to fill time between now and death, I guess. I'm sure the rest of them probably bowed out immediately as soon as he put hop a don't bada don't on the table. For sure. As soon as it says it, they were like, well, fuck this. Yeah. Do you think they knew it would be a hit? I know they knew it would be dumb.

I think that honky talk, but donka donk is one of those that, yeah, I have to imagine that, like, in the studio, there's definitely sometimes we're like, that was good, but we'll see. But I have to imagine that that one was just like, man, this just going to be, this is just going to go through. First of all, that's not, that's not, that's not. Trace Atkins. That's why I thought. He is, boy, he looked like he stank. He just, but, yeah, sure. But he's like the king of that dumb.

shit for sure. Tracy Atkins, dude. Lord. Bring her scone. But at the same time. What you see. Dude,

something ball cap, don't take no crap. He somehow, I see, Pat. He somehow went too far. He's the one who went too far. He offended some of those people with that Meet Me at Arlington song.

He somehow went too far down the fat dumb don't hit route. Yeah, he did. I don't know you could do that. I'll be honest with you. I mean, I think that every light in the house is on is a good goddamn sad. Yeah. That's, you know what I'm.

He did. He did. Yeah. You had to have had some good ones to end up going full FDH. FDH. FDH. Yeah. Fat Dumb and Don't hit. We'll get a lot of fat, dumb and don't hit over the course of this mini series. But just case and point of what we're talking about, we're talking about ballots.

We're talking about stories. But for the most part, we're talking about fun ones. and for me growing up in the 90s, and I think a lot of our fans identify with this, whether they were 13 in the 90s, I mean, obviously you were 13 for only one year in the 90s, but whether you were in your teens

or whether you're in your 20s, that was a good era for country music. I mean, it was. Hell yeah, man. I mean, I know that everybody, like, like, you know, it's kind of just everyone of a certain age hates pop country,

regardless of what generation it is. Like, there were definitely people who, my dad hated it. The night. Right. And like, because it's like, it's all fucking poppy bullshit.

And it's what he would have told you. Like, he liked whaling and Willie and all them fucking dudes or whatever. And he's like, these are a bunch of fucking. And it's, fancy jean wearing the fucking bullshitters here, which is exactly what we say today.

But it's just not. And it's a hard. It's a, well, it's a hard pill to swallow that, like, it very well may be. Like,

it's just that we have to understand that the way that we feel about country music is the exact same way our dad's felt about ours. And we're just like, no, by God. have been having this drunken conversation with my buddies since I was like 20 years old, I think, where it's like, and I know we've had it before.

I think we've had it on the well-red podcast, probably multiple times where it's like trying to reconcile how much of my unabashed love for 90s country is just like pure nostalgia versus how much, how much actual validity there is to that argument up. Because I just cannot help but think that like if you take. fucking Shanandoah or whatever. Right. That they're just way more goddamn country than these motherfuckers out here today.

I know, but it's just not the case. Well, here's the way that I think the unfortunate thing that we have to say is like the country, like, we've changed as a people. You know what I'm saying? So like that, this type of modern pop country still does reflect what the rural South looks like now. unfortunately. I just, I've kind of come around on it

to where like, I had to very much don't hit for me. No, it don't hit for me either, but I had to realize like, dude, at what point are you being the kids these days thing? And like, if you were 13, you would probably be rocking of this shit because it would be, I think, your tractor sexy of this generation.

Well, and I bet part of the reason you're coming around on that, and I feel like I should mention. Tyler. Tyler has, Tyler May & Coe has made me realize about the some things about the deep history of country music that I didn't realize, which is essentially that what country music, the most popular version of it always is, is half what the last popular country thing was, half what the current pop music scene is doing. But what I will say in defense of what you've got

going on there, Trey, is two things. One, pop is so fractured right now in America. Like, that used to mean one thing. It used to mean Backstreet Boys. Right. So if 90s country was half pop music of the 90s and half, whatever 80s country was. That was a pretty finite world you're dealing with. Right now, and this has been going on since the 2000s, pops fractured. We brought in rap. They put trap beats on country music songs now.

80M, marshmallow, top the country charts. Marshmeller did. That is different. It's the same thing. We're all describing the same thing, but it is different that this generation of pop country has a lot more to pull from, and a lot of that don't hit for me. Like, it just don't.

Me neither. No, it doesn't, but it doesn't, again, like you said, the 90s stuff didn't hit for your dad. And your dad had really good fucking taste of music. I'm just saying, like, there's something to be said about all this. Yeah, but it hit real hard for his bitch ex-wife. My mama were talking about that. That's my favorite 90s country song.

My bitch ex-wife. That's a Travis Trit jam. That's. But no, like, but for real, but that's how I, like, because that's where I got all the 90s country from was my mama. They were divorced. That was her shit. She loved that shit.

And my dad hated it. I'm saying like there might also be something to that. He was very much a rock and roll purist. He did that really good taste in music and like that's all true. But I'm just saying, throw that little caveat in there. Might have something to do with this. Here's the deal. I don't care.

I genuinely don't care if it is just nostalgia as to why I like 90s. country. Because it doesn't matter. Like, I think you just have to go at the end of the day. You're like, it doesn't matter why I like a thing. I like this thing. Because that's the thing about 90s country that like I told B.J. Barham, our good buddy, the lead singer of American Aquarium, earlier this year, they put

out slappers, bangers and all around twangers or whichever iteration of that it was called. It was a 90s country album. And I told him I had been like four months sober, four months sober, up until the day they put that album out. I listened to the first track. I sat in my car, in my driveway, and drank 24 beers. And just listen to it over and over. That's a trigger for me because it brings back just so many good memories.

And I realize that that's so much of it is that I don't know whether it's the actual song that I think is good or the place in time that it takes me, which I think is like literally almost a direct quote from a Kenny Chesney song. But like that's just what it is. It's the feeling I have. It's the memory of me and my buddies listening to that same song the first time we drank that beer. You know what I'm saying? It's like remembering your first.

You go back to a bar and a whore and some pegs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Stealing the butts of my grandma's eggs. Yeah. Like, You go back.

But it's that. Yeah, but it is that. And like, that's beautiful. And like you shouldn't ever want to take that away from a motherfucker. Right. A quick caveat, too, is as we. brought up Tyler. This is not cocaine and rindstones.

This absolutely is meant it's meant to honor the artist that we cover but it is also meant to laugh. This is co-cola and pork rinds is what this is. Exactly. This is meant to laugh. This is meant to have a good time. Co-Cola and pork rinds. I got it. CP. I looked at

tray for a bow. Because you're a Georgia boy. Yeah. And that's y'all's thing is coke. I mean. Co-Cola. Not Coca-Cola. Okay, I didn't, I did not know that. Coca-Cola? Yeah.

Yeah, that's how you say it, Cocoa. Again, you're a Georgian, so I trust your word on it. I never, it's Coca-Cola? When I was a kid- This is also a country song, back when Pop meant Pop. Yeah, Coke was Coca-Cola. Yeah, when I was a kid, like, I couldn't read. So I would just say it the way that everybody said it.

And like, oh, man, I'd be like, yeah, I take Coca-Cola, which was a Coke-A, but they didn't say, yeah, co-cola. And so, like, I remember the first day, I remember the first day, I looked and I was like, oh, it's a Coca-Cola, but it was a Coca-Cola. No, co-cola. I will take your word for this regardless, because, again, of where you're from, I trust you. Is this a mimosa-tapacio situation? No, I heard so.

I mean, meaning those are words that Corey just says because he's Corey. No, I guarantee you there's so many people listening right now are just like, yeah, Coca-Cola. Well, see, where I'm from, we called everything a Coke. Right. Meaning like Sprite. You want a Coke? Yeah, what kind of Coke you want? Y'all got Dr. Pepper?

I'll get you, Dr. Piper. What kind of Coke you won't? Y'all got Sprite. We did that, too. We called everything Cokes. There was that, too, but it was also, like I heard people, like, yeah, I've got to get me a couple of co-colas. Yeah, all right. Well, I mean, that hits.

This is kind of blowing my mind. I thought everybody called them co-colas. Where are you at on that, Drew? We called it Coke growing up or pop. Right. But did you, are you aware of it being co-cola? Oh, I've heard that before. It was old people.

It was old people. Yeah. Co-Cola. I want co-cola. And I mean, really, all it is, it's not them thinking that it is co-Cola. I know they just cut. It's just them cutting the coca out of it. That's something that hints for me that we do is we just cut Wenda, you know.

Extra syllables. We just don't say stuff we don't need. Extra syllables ain't it. We already talk slow, so we got to remove a couple letters to make up for it. Well, I was going to say that too. In Appalachia, and especially north of me, like in West Virginia, they don't talk that slow even. That's a deep south thing anyway. So, look, cut the syllables.

I get the point. I know I'm not a good example of any kind of southerner, am I right? And nor are you, I feel the same. I don't talk so. I talk fast as me too. But people tell me that all the time. But I'm like. I do too.

I'm a fucking motor mouth and I kind of always have to. I don't think Appalachians talk slow. I think that that is a gone with the wind thing. Well, Boom Howard don't. You know what I mean? Like Boomhauer's hold. I think like, yeah, I think like that's a southern Virginia top. And like, the only person I know who talks.

talks like that is fucking Wade. Like Wade actually does talk slow, but that's because he's such a goddamn dumb ass. That's when the words get to his head. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, man. Well, we're going to have B.J. Barham, who you brought him to go. We're going to have him on as a guest. He's agreed to do it. If we can work that out, it's going to be great. I don't think we're going to have Wade on here. But it is time to bring in our guest as we will do every episode.

Welcome to the show, everybody, adding him to the stream. Hey, Tushar, what's up? Indian outlaw here, y'all. The Indian outlaw himself. Well, Tushar, I wanted to start with, I wanted to get your perspective in terms of when we asked you to do this, you know, what did you think? Did you understand the project at all,

were you just saying yes? And what do you think about it? I love, I love the, I mean, the project itself, I love you guys and I'll do anything for y'all but like the show itself We're gonna watch snuff films

and then talk about it Let's do it Indianola I knew that was a white people thing I knew y'all were doing that You guys are my masters Whatever you say goes Jesus

God damn it You can't outdo it too sure You can't make him uncomfortable enough not for him to do that Y'all y'all bought me I'm yours It is what it is It is.

No, I like, I like the idea of, like, I've never analyzed music, like, and especially music that I'm not familiar with. So if you, you throw Tupac lyrics at me, I'll connect with it because I listen to Tupac growing up. Country music is something that I've been adjacent to. I grew up in Alabama, so like, I've always heard people who are listening, but I've never quite got in into that world. And I've also, until my adulthood, always looked at country music who's like, man, I like everything but country. Like, I don't say it like that, but like, I, you know, anything, throw anything at me but country. And country has this weird stigma for people who don't

love it to be like this kind of this hillbilly backwood, you know, like this redneck thing. It's how much to feel about rap. Yeah, exactly. You know, same exact thing, but it goes the other way. But going through some of these with y'all and just having being exposed, like, it is fundamentally the same. What that music, what country does for its people is the same thing that any music does for its people, which is, you know, tell stories of the plight, tell good times and bad times. And it really has made me like country music a lot more, which is kind of cool. yeah i mean i in the history i mean i'm kind of i don't know how country music exactly started is it something like in the 1820s that started coming around i couldn't get a potato and he was hammered so he's saying about it and then they moved to america and started doing that in the

mountains and then george jones was born also along the way they heard some slaves hitting harder and stole that they discovered the bass guitar for the bass guitar for the first time. In all seriousness related to that, I only did a little bit of research for the liberal redneck manifesto book. And this is the only place I did. And it's because I wanted to get it at least close to right. And I, this is a general thing. I have drank too many beers since then. But generally speaking, poor people were making music together. And when you put Irish music, I don't know, structure over what a lot of the slaves were doing. And they put it in church. and then when the record companies got a hold of quote unquote hillbilly music and quote unquote colored music,

they quite literally decided to label them that and separate them because they didn't think black people would buy white people music or that white people would buy black people music. So they quite literally bifurcated the music, but black people were playing on the early country records and white people were playing on the early R&B records. but the segregation and the idea that it wouldn't work in the market is what split those off. Separate pretty able. And then Elvers did both. And then we got Elvis.

Yes. And Elvis was like, you guys are idiots. Bring them back. Yeah. I mean, Elvis was the 50s, right? This started in the 20s. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Can't believe they were labeling things and keeping them separated back around.

Yeah. That's weird. Yeah. What is that? I can't believe it. Well, never mind. No more of that, actually. It really is just so insane, though, like thinking back on that,

that there were, like, some of the smartest people in the record industry were like, there's no way that what black people are doing will hit for everyone. And it's like what we know now is like just such goddamn the opposite of that. I think, and I mean, I don't know what I'm talking about now, but I think that their whole deal, they were real smart about it. And to the smart, racist minds of the time, it was more like what they are doing will smash forever. But it can't be them doing it. We've got to have Jerry Lee do it.

Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was their whole thing. Right, yeah, right. So, yeah. Well, speaking of racist white men, let's look. Let's look at some country music singers. No, Tisha, I want to play a game.

I want to see if you can name any 90s country stars that my, my buddies here should be able to recognize immediately. I'm curious if you can. We just need to put ourselves on mute, huh? Because you'd be screaming it out loud? Yeah, like, I have a bad. feeling that I'm just going to forget that this isn't double jeopardy or something. No, I think

you'll get into a good rhythm, baby. How many beers you have? A lot. Fair. Blot. One word just fall out, you'll know. I'm going to be, before we start this, I'm going to be very bad at this. That's fine. That's fine. What I

recommend you do is if you don't know their name, just make one up. Yeah, make one up. And I and I want, and also, I want you to know I show this first one. This is a picture of a country music surf from the 90s, but it's also a meme Corey and I made. So I don't want to be completely caught off guard by that. You're showing him pictures? Yeah, and I'm not the screenchair.

Okay. Yeah. That's Joe Diffy. Bha! Nailed it. That is Joe Diffy. Do you know? And that's actually when he was healthy. That's the best thing ever looked right there, buddy. That's a healthy peaking. Do you know any of his songs, any of his hits?

name one or two or make some up? I beat my wife with my guitar after every episode. I don't know. Yeah, well, I mean, my favorite is Third Rock from the Sun. His most famous is either John Deer Green

or a pickup man. The one that makes me cry the most of ships that don't come in. Probably up by the jukebox when I die also is. Especially. I mean, dude, he's a killer. I just want to show

I was going to say I just want to show two more memes, but I'll do that later. All right, here we go. That's Shania Twain. Role for two-star. USA! USA! Dude, listen, let me tell you something right now.

Let me preface this by saying, also one of the greatest and most talented artists of all time. She's the number one selling female country artists ever. I don't want to reduce her just to her looks. However, son, it's probably my sexual awakening with Shania Twain. And that shit right there, that shit right there. Oh, my God.

Look at her. And from Canada, by the way. That should be pointed out. Yeah. Taking her jobs. How is your country music from Canada? Well, you know, they got fucking country. Alberta's whole deal has been like the Texas of Canada, I reckon.

They got some fucking red-ass motherfuckers up there too. But I was going to say. say she was like she was like a crossover phenomenon immediately and at the time I mean it was Howard Garth Brooks in the 90s they were putting her shit on VH1 and stuff

like she was a hundred percent was was massive in country I'm saying she was massive just overre in general at her face transcended everything she's just dude I would just can you name a song

can you name a song of Shanias? I can, uh, fuck. It actually kind of looks like I'm jerking off. I think that's the name of the song. I'm jerking off. I'm just, uh, I bounce my knees. I just do that. My arm was on my knee, but it looked up more like you were jacking me off

just the way you're laying. Anyway. Any man of mine's probably the biggest hit. Bear, we'll go to the next one. This was tougher. Who's, have your bad been under? hose bed have your boat Spudder.

This one's tough. I would dance with you. Man, I feel like a woman. Oh, that's a good one. Come on, Toshar. Look at him eyes. Remember, if you can't think of his name, give him a name.

CMT's sexiest man of the year, circa 99, probably. I'm going to go with Johnny Cornbed face. Am I right? No, that is one of the greatest. I would say of 90s country music, if there's a Mount Rushmore of 90s country music,

this son of a bitch is definitely on it, and I don't give a damn. I'll go to my grave saying that. That is Alan Jackson, who was my granny's favorite. My granny, when I was a kid, we got her, her first CD player. And she, you know,

she had a record player and a tape. player and then my dad like in like 94 something got her a CD player that she had up until the day she died and he got her a starter CD like this is how this shit works and it was Alan Jackson's precious memories which is him doing gospel music and that CD was in that uh CD player for 20 straight years she never listened to one other thing he's the gold standard let me run this by you too Sharson you don't you know we talked about this on the well red podcast before but since you're not familiar with him his work, he had this really big song called Chattahoochie.

And it was all about teenagers getting drunk. Get in their decks up. Yeah. Yeah, but he has a line in there in this massively popular 90s country song. It goes way down yonder on the Chattahoochee. It gets hotter than a hoochie-cochi. I know what it means. We laid rubber on a Georgia asphalt, got a little crazy, but we never got caught.

Well, you hang on. You mean like that, okay, so I say it gets hotter than a hoochy-cochy. You're saying there's a valid reason for that? Yeah. I know I've asked you this question before. And I didn't know it then. If you got, oh, you've since found out. I've since found out.

Tushar, what do you think about that? Like, what do I think hoochy-coochy means? Yeah. Are those words you've heard? Do you know what that? Like, what's that? I mean, hoochie, coochie or separately, hootie is like a ho.

Hootie is a vagina. Yeah, Hoare's vagina. Horace vagina. It gets hotter than a horse vagina is all I ever thought that could mean. Right, right, right. And it was like, but it was on the radio and everywhere. A coochy-coochy is a type of dancer similar to a flamenco dancer. And the fast way in which they would dance and gyrate and the sequence outfits that they would wear would cause them to perspurate a lot, perspire a lot.

And so now, granted, they absolutely want you to think what we thought for sure. I feel like this is our people's skeet, skeet, skeet, and here's why. No, that's what I always thought. I don't know that they were to think that. And back in Corey up, though, skeet, skit, skit, I think came from like skeet shooting, shooting skeet.

So it had, you know, a reaction. Like, skeet is a word that you shoot skeet. You pull, shoot the skit. Right. Skeet shooting. A black rapper got into guns, got sent out with some redneck, you know, outside of Atlanta.

Killer Mike started shooting skeets and was like, I love shooting skit, skate, skate, skate, skate. That's what I think happened. I believe it, and I believe that's what's going on here. Hoochie-Cucci is a dancer, but it also means horse vagina. I definitely think that when, there's no way that when they put that in the song that everyone didn't think what we thought. And then they were like, okay, but technically we can get away with it because I mean this. Like, they absolutely want us to believe it means horrors vagina. But a hoochie-coochie is a type of dancer, and they dance real fast and they sweat a lot.

So they hot. Didn't he stop playing it because of his daughters at some point and because of that line? I don't know because they were dancing hordes or something. Like what? Like, because it's just like I don't want to put that in the world. All right. Well, we already said the name of song. We've got a few more to get through one second.

Oh, you're good. I mean, keep singing, baby. This is good content here. Reba McIntosh. Damn, I'm better at this than I thought I'd be. A single mom who works too hard who loves her kids and... Yeah, that's her.

Can you name a song? Divorce 13 times. Or one hit single. That also hit, but I thought you were saying divorce 13, like it was, you know, it came back to divorce going through 12. Yeah, divorce 13. Now, that's what I call break.

waking up with a bitch. That's what I call divorce. That'd be a great country. Now that's what I call setting his truck on fire. I wrote a sketch one time that was about Conway Twitty era country music and it was called. Now that's what I call getting your grandma's pussy wet all you. Reba had her own TV show. My favorite song by Reba is Fancy, which is a cover.

I didn't find that out until way later in life. I don't give a fuck what the answer to this question is, but it's fancy like problematic now. No, I don't think so. Because it just tells the story of what happened. It's not like, you know what I'm saying? It's not like... I mean, it's her, because Tushar,

do you know Fancy? Too sure. It's a story about a young girl born into poverty whose mama basically tells her... Pimps her out. Mama tells her, you got to go find a rich man and get the fuck out of this life

because this ain't it. and you've got a real shot at it because you special fancy, and she goes to these deputant balls and finds a man or whatever and ends up with a, the flat, the fucking, I was good to sing the lyrics, but I can't remember them either. She ends up with a bunch of fancy shit. Townhouse flat.

Townhouse flat, yeah. Bought by her, bought for her by a diplomat, as I recall. She's so great. She lived in utter desperation and everything. I fucking love that song. Oh, that song's great, but it's a classic example of how, like even people that are fans of the genre don't like people often don't listen to lyrics.

Like dude, I know. It's wild how that's so true for so many people. I know so many people who like and who love country music, love Reba. Love fancy. And love the song fancy, but it just now,

it's like a new revelation to them that she was a prostitute. Because it's like they just fuck off during everything else but the chorus. You know what I'm saying? But like, it's like, dude, it's so obvious. Like she's a prostitute. Now in the song,

I find that like it does, maybe I guess it seems like a glorification of it, but to me it's always just been like, hey, here's a song about how hard it is to be from around this area. So I don't see how that could be problematic. Did what she had to do. I don't see how that could be problematic. Now granted, like, depending on the age of Fancy,

her mama, like, maybe she definitely. Oh, I think Fancy's mama was problematic then and now, but the song itself is just writing about that reality. Exactly. Like, it's not saying it is bad or good. it's just saying that it is because it is. I mean, her mama engaged in sex trafficking, I'm pretty sure. Of course.

Yeah, she did. What kind of traffic hits? But there's lyrics in there about how, I know every goddamn word of this song if we start playing right now, but I can't think of none of them when we're sitting here talking about it. There's definitely lyrics in there was basically to the effect of like, before you go judging my mama for this. Yeah.

Well, we will absolutely do that song. It's for me, basically. Well, it in my butt. We will absolutely do that song as a whole episode, and you will have plenty of room to defend Fancy's mama, baby. Yeah, that's true. All right, here we go. All right, I got two more, I think.

You're ready? I'm like, are you ready just so I can have time to find it? Yeah. Oh. By the way, if you're watching and you enjoy the memes you've seen, you can follow Corey and I's now defunct meme account, Crown Royal Bag on Twitter. We should bring it back and make it just the official Twitter of this podcast.

That's a great idea. Crown Royal Bag, the official. I'll be honest with you saying this. I'm like, I remember how much we used to hit it doing this. We had some good ones. I can show you guys some more Joe Diffies. I've got pulled up. I'm going to go with Billy Bob Bible.

Because I don't know. What was Billy Bob? One selling Bible from the... What was he's about? Bible salesman. That was a, it was like the fish on the wall that just did Bible verses. Hey, to do the real. Baptize me in the water.

Tushar, name one of Billy Bob Bible's top selling songs. Abortion's illegal, but I did done did it anyways. That's a B-side. What's saying. That is Toby Keith. That's a plan B-side. Yeah, there you go. Damn it.

Now, do you know Toby Keith's songs? I mean, I know everyone's familiar with who Toby Keith is in the Zite guys. Is he the guy who does, he does like the American, what's it called? I'll put my boot in your cunt. You are a stupid terrorist lady. This is especially for the brown people out there. And then on the B side of that, he literally has a song, I'm a regular man from Afghanistan, where he tries to identify with the regular Afghan person.

But he literally places that person in a cave. The average Mo, if you will, the average Muhammad. What is courtesy of the red, white, and blue is the name of the song? Yeah, yeah. But he also did, should have been a cowboy, which is one of my favorite country songs. One of the best 90s country songs. And also, who's that man? Like, dude, listen, not, honest to God, pre that fucking song, Toby Keith had

absolutely nothing but goddamn banger. How do you like me now? Yes. Yes. That's what I'm saying. Loved it. Dude,

his 90s shit was fucking awesome. And then he came out with that song and realized, I don't necessarily realize, I don't necessarily think that he realized who he was. I think that he realized who he could be. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know? Yep. Because by all accounts, Toby Case of Registered Democrats. That was all. Yeah. Uh, Yeah, we'll talk about Toby lighter. Go ahead, Toshar.

Yeah, we'll have a whole episode on Toby, I'm sure. Oh, my God, they look, the, the girl looks very, very, very familiar and I cannot. Because a lot of people have the same doctor. She's a queen. In theory, he should look more familiar to you. He has a small Hollywood career. and also is, I mean. Yeah, he's kind of your thing.

Bard. Hmm. I wasn't even thinking about that, but yeah, they're right, Tujar. He's your resident poet. He lives in that underground bunker you're in right now, which we've covered on a different podcast, so no one knows what I'm talking about. This is your guy, man.

Fuck. All right, we'll make up their names, because that's part of what I want to do. You got read Tuchar sounded in. He goes, fuck. I'm going to go. Mr. and Mrs. Medium rare rusty face.

I don't know. I don't know. That is the poet laureate that gave us Indian outlaw, Mr. Tim McGraw. That's Tim McGraw? God damn. And his queen of a wife, Faith Hill,

who, I said, I mentioned that, I said that Shanae Twain might have been my sexual awakening. Now I'm kind of questioning that because, like, son, Faith Hill, like, she so many fucking so many just teeny tiny six grade boners I got rubbing up against a woman listening to uh

was it breathe just breathe yeah oh my god dude I can feel you breathe I'm pretty hard right now hell yeah more of Trisha Yearwood man I love Trisha Yearwoods be with thick boys

no on our ankles I've mentioned I've mentioned this on this podcast before, but because of y'all, whenever I travel do shows and the DJ or the sound guy ask for what song to play, he goes around the room and they're like, all right, this guy by Outkazza, and I'm like, Indian outlaw, Tim McGraw,

go 14 seconds forward. Yeah. That really has. I've been great. How is it received? Well, when I was in in San Diego, oddly, I let it play. And I've done this on your shows where I let it play out for a good, you know, before I start talking, I just kind of start dancing. A good uncomfortable amount of time.

And it's just, yeah, sometimes they just don't know what I'm talking about. But either way, I get to go talk about like, you know, it's funny because it's the wrong type of Indian. And then I start singing it. and but like, oh, no, it's the right type of Indian. Indian. You're always the right type of Indian as far as I'm concerned too. Oh, Jesus. Oh, sorry, hit the wrong button.

I'll reshare that while you process what you just saw. Oh, man. Oh, no. I don't know what I did wrong. Give me a second. There we go. This man looks, so, I think I was in the sixth grade living in Huntsville and my father came back with an article or he had an article in the newspaper in the local Huntsville Times and it was basically like local man murders people and then he basically put parts of their body in a freezer. He got caught and this looks like what I think that would happen like that guy's face.

God damn Yeah I got to admit You look at that picture And you're like God damn I bet she looks real rough Absolutely This is D-U-I-D-Y-D-N man

This is D-U-I-D-Y-D-A-D This is D-U-I-D-A-D Saying in his greatest hit, she hit me first She hit me first What is this? Randy Travis Randy Travis Randy Travis.

No meme though, no meme. Well, it's funny because him as a character, as like his persona was not like this at all. He was not like an outlawed country guy. And supposedly, correct me if I'm wrong, fellas, this mugshot is from one of the many times he was strung out. And again, this might be homophobia coming from the country fan base, but supposedly naked near a truck stop trying to have sex with gay truckers.

Sure. Sure. I think so I remember him being strung out and naked a lot he stayed strung out and naked I'm a dude which is why I see I remember

well whatever dude dude think about this though man think about this you were a gay truck driver all right you're a gay truck you're a gay guy it's my birthday by God you're looking for

anybody to fuck and my God three wood crosses Randy Travis spreads his for you like again like Like what a fucking, like, confetti's going to be falling out of the sky. You get a free hot dog. Like, God, damn.

Like, you know, saying for me, Randy. Stay for me, Randy. Gay trucker Jesus, type me down. But then it looks like they beat the shit out of him. I see, that don't want to. Yeah, they called him a queer after he let them fuck him. I think the cops did that, though, poor Randler. Right.

Yeah. They would have been worse. They're like, that ain't a. Queer, that's Randy Travis. Stop beating him with him. Well, Tushar, you want to come up with a song? I'm going to keep this one simple.

Ain't getting me alive. Yeah. By D-U-I-D-D-U-I-D-N. I want to hear all the songs T-Sher has come up with today. Oh, my God. Well, fellas, that's a great introduction. I think we're ready to, you know, go on with the show.

As they say, this is Bubba shot the podcast presented by Will Red. Thanks for playing along. A few quick production type notes. We started this on Zoom and then Stream Yard made everything much easier. So as you're watching on YouTube, you will see that sometimes we're on Zoom, sometimes we're on Streamyard. That's just how it is. I guess that's it for me. Appreciate y'all listening.

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