wellRED podcast - wellRED Presents: Gravy Baby Pilot

Episode Date: January 12, 2023

Hey y'all! Drew has a new podcast called Gravy Baby with two of your favoreite wellRED guests: Carmen Morales and DJ Lewis. Gravy Baby is a podcast with good vibes for trash people, a show about looking for joy in spite of your spite. You probably remember Carmen as Drew's guest co-host when Corey and Trae went to Britain, and surely you remember DJ of maced in the butthole fame. Well, we got em all together in one spot for one heck of a new show, GRAVY BABY!Thanks!

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today this is the gravy baby pilot you've heard me talk about gravy baby for a while if you listen to this podcast. This is a podcast with me and well-read favorites, DJ Lewis and Carmen Morales. DJ, gutter bumpkin, the goat man. You know him, you love him. He's responsible for many of the best well-read episodes and moments, including But Not Limited 2, Maced in the Butthole. Carmen was my co-host when Trey and Corey were off in England on their honeymoon, that they don't want to admit that that's what it was. And everyone loved her. So yeah, I figured let's combine those two and me. Let's do this thing.

It's a fun podcast. Our tagline is good vibes for trash people or positive toxicity. Basically, we're jolly assholes. And it's a good time. Anyway, enough of that. Just listen to it if you want to. And if you like it, you can subscribe. And there's two episodes live right now.

There'll be a third one up soon. Okay, love you all. Bye. Grady Baby Grady Baby Welcome to Gravy Baby The podcast with good vibes For Trashy People

I'm joined as always by Carmen Morales And mostly always I think is my prediction By DJ DJ Lewis DJ Hey y'all What's going on?

Okay, so the light just went out again We're off too again It did I was holding it weird You don't have to hold it, buddy there you go. All right. DJ, you got your plans behind you, man.

How are you, man? I'm good. How are you? It's good to see you guys, man. I didn't think we've ever, honestly, I was just like, I'll never see them again. They're gone. Well, my goal is to get out, get this all taken care of and get it out before I went on my sabbatical, which I'm sure we will get into on this or another episode soon.

So then when I was on the road and doing all that crazy stuff, we could just do, episodes from the road, but I knew if I didn't get it started, I wasn't starting from the road. That's true. You know what I mean? And then you moved on me, which I mean, I'm happy for you, but don't act like I was the only one busy, my friend. You, you, you're a farmer now. I'm not going to lie, though. I did miss you guys the time we did that podcast. I did miss you guys. I did you. I called DJ on the phone and he was like, what's up? And I was like, I don't know. and then I realized like I don't talk on the phone with my friends

but I'd gotten so used to talking with DJ that I missed him but it was like an alien feeling to want to have a phone conversation Oh yeah I mean that's the whole thing Our generation is supposedly not a phone Which is weird because I remember being like In my early teens I used to like talk to people on the phone for hours

Did you guys do that too? Yeah Yeah Yes yes fall asleep on the phone Oh, yeah. In love? God. We're my life away.

I loved it. Sissy Crabtree. They used to like wait until everybody went to sleep and one of us would call the other, but we knew what exact time it would be so we could answer it as soon as it rang. Oh, yeah. Because there was a time young children and don't listen to our podcast. There was nobody to silence a phone. No.

I mean, everyone, like, at some point they did have the ringer button where you could turn the ringer off. but if there was any other phone in the house, you know, then you were fucked. You would have to do a little, like a little work, a little sneaky detective work to,

more spiral. Having somebody pick up the phone while you were on the phone? So rude. Fuck it. Dude. I was saying, it's two o'clock in a morning, it's your mama.

Yep. I got, I got caught talking some dirty shit to a dude by his mom. What? Yeah. And then, uh, maybe like 14 or,

15 or something like that. Dude, dirty talk, like, I love it and I happen to be good at it. But, like, I didn't know that. I'm working on a bit of others now. I didn't learn that until I was like 30. How the fuck were you talking dirty at 14? I mean, well, you know.

I'm fucking cool, bitch. Well, that was the whole thing is it was me. And it was like one of those like summer loving things where it was a guy who still went to middle school. We were going from middle school to high school, I think, or ninth grade to 10th grade, some shit like that. And then I found out he didn't live that far from me and we like wrote each other letters and then like um yeah one time we were on a phone

call and we were talking about the dirty shit that we put in the letters and then his mom came on the phone while we were like talking about like yeah yeah she came real that all the now I know why all this incest porn is a thing we started it um but no It did start in Florida, so that might be checked out. But, yeah, she got super mad at me and then I wasn't allowed to talk to him. And then she found the letter I wrote him. And then she was like, you know, she would try to get in touch with my parents, but I wouldn't let her talk to them.

You were one of those girls. I mean, not really one of those girls just with that guy. I'm so sorry. Oh, to her. Yeah, yeah. To her. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Because that's always like Andy got in that situation for wearing a leopard skin skirt.

that wasn't even that short that her mom made her for a school dance. Yeah. And then the person she was, you know, quote unquote dating in eighth grade wouldn't let her be around her son anymore. I had another one of the, I was dating this Pentecostal dude

and they called me a harlot because I was wearing fucking capri pants. Harlot is such a great word. Right? Capri pants. Yeah, dude, they were just tight capri pants and they're like this fucking harlot. These sluts out here showing her cabs?

Yeah, that's what I was like, they wouldn't let my fucking 1920s? They wouldn't let my grand. come see me in prison because she had on a set of fucking caprice. Wasn't it my granny and her culots in the prison because she might be showing a little ankle. Like imagine when that policy got implemented, though. Like there was a dude jacking off to Granny ankles.

Like that. Yeah, there probably was. Look at the outline of those calves. Fuck you. Dude, one time we were... Look at that knee pit. She's showing off that knee pit with slutty-ass knee pit. One time we were on a visit...

All the Baraco was fine. That's a landing spot That's like a map to my soul One time we were on a visit And there was a guy in the corner with his girlfriend Kind of like around the corner And I think he paid off a guard To let him go over there

And it looked like she was just kind of grinding on him But my brother told me later That they were definitely fucking And the dude nearly got beat to death I didn't mean to bring everybody down But didn't that wild? Yeah I think the thing I was going to say Was a lot funnier

Which is like I love that map of the denial on your thigh granny girl I love that yeah I should have stuck with the bit that was working I just wanted anyways back to your sad story I hope the pussy was worth it

I saw all that go down Pussy almost killed me the pussy almost killed me well I wanted to ask DJ if he had any experience with that or if that was common because to me it's like

you guys are hardened criminals but you're not allowed to fuck yeah I mean there was all there's conjugal visits right right but this was out What my brother said is like, people were like, yeah, but you can't do that when my kids come to visit. But the kids definitely didn't see for the record.

It's not like the dude. You know what? It's just like the idea. That sounds like some hater shit. That sounds like some hater shit. It is. It sounds a little bit like jealousy. Like everybody in there wants to fuck who they want to fuck, you know.

What the fuck? Yeah, dude. The only reason I could see that would be, well, somebody could do something like that. I'm like, what I know about prison with my experience, which all prisons are different. All states are different. all states have different prisons because obviously they're all run different and then every you know every prison is run

completely different yeah it's just like different companies run their companies different because they're all fucking private dude yeah they're like different comedy yeah dude you think you're getting past at one and then you get butt-fucked by your roommate anyway go ahead damn I couldn't even get a gaspub my asshole hurts got to sit on some peas

can't even get a tie five my asshole ain't even a tie five anymore. This dude's getting free commissary just because he has 100,000 Instagram followers. It's fucking bullshit. I can't even get invited to a brigger show. What are we talking about? I'm over here doing time for fucking toothpaste in this asshole.

Oh, man. Well, we were supposed to circle back. Oh, yeah. Oh. No, you. Oh, well, no. We're still talking about prison sex. I'm in. Let me tell you, I got a lot.

I'm like, you have tax. You have tapped up a willing well living well of prison sex knowledge. No, the only thing I could see that it would happen was one time there was this guy who was supposed to have been like it was supposed to. He took on a female role, but he was like not on the street. You know what I'm saying? It was just in prison. And when his old lady came, they saw that he was like flirtatious, whether or not to the point of, you know, actually have sex or anything,

but being flirty and a, uh, apparently, but he was supposed to be married to somebody or something. So he was one of those. He got, hold up. Wait, wait, wait. Time out. He got not being, not taking on the female role. Like, he had taken on the female role and he got beat up for displaying male.

Masculinity and affection with another woman, when he, and he was supposed to be married to this, to this other dude. Dude, prison's wild because, like, you got beat up. Yeah, but that's prison marriage. Everybody knows that. It's just like, it's just like Bussie in prison. Like it doesn't count. You're in prison, you know?

But it's wild. It counts. Wait, hold on. Yeah, we got a lot to unpack here. I thought if you butt in prison, it's prison, but it doesn't count. I get, and I, dude, I don't think nothing counts, him. I don't know. You know what I'm saying?

It's hard. Who's keeping score? Yeah. Boys, guys always keep score. God damn it. Well, it's wild. That is true. That is true.

It's wild. Because prison is the only place I know of where you get beat up for not being trans. Yeah. That's basically what, yeah. That's basically what happened. Yeah. So it's like, how are you going to fuck your wife when you've been my lady this whole time? Yeah.

Yeah, dude. That just sounds like your jealousy, masked under life. I think it was. You broke a rule. But it really just like, no, you broke his heart. Yeah, that's what I know. Yeah. Yeah.

See, that could have happened. but like I don't know how I don't really know how those rules go and I know that when I was in prison like rapes did happen but like they would happen under the guys of take it not it wasn't like necessarily of course it did his cat our producers cracking up by the way producer Marcus here everybody we have a producer I producer guys it's like a real podcast we're crushing it right now and what I just realized is I told me Mark, who I was doing the podcast with. And he was like, I'm familiar with Carmen. I don't know who DJ is. I can't wait to get to know him. And then like, that was it. That was the whole conversation.

Prison sex while he's playing with his cat. There you go. Well, speaking of, let's let Mark get to know you. Let's let Mark get to know you. But also I want to catch up a little bit, DJ. I think that our fans, we've sent out some, listen, if you're not on the Patreon, get back on it. I know a lot of you quit. I don't blame you.

Gravy. baby. Gravy baby. I don't blame any of you for quitting the Patreon. We were missing in action. I did tell everybody we were going to be. Appreciate the folks who stayed. But get back on there.

We've got some, we've got like three episodes up, bonus episodes. DJ's been doing some updates from the farm there. But that's what I want, DJ. I want you to let everybody know what you've been up to the last few months. Tell us. Okay, well, the last few months, I mean, like, I've basically been, you know, chilling here on a mountain, been while I'm working at, other farms and learning different kind of farms stuff staying here with my good

friends, Nancy and Ryan, here in Georgia. Scoot forward towards a month. We living in Georgia up here, but then last month, last Halloween, we moved into basically be stewards of a bunch of land, of a farm, actually, several acres worth. and so right now we're basically up on top of the mountain living in a camper just surrounded by space and nature and it's crazy getting to learn how to like and also I don't have any fucking skills man that's that's that's that's the fucking that's the kickers like I'm having to learn all this shit as I go so like living in a camper I don't know if anyone's

or realize this or not, but living in a camper during the winter is some wild ass shit to do. It's wild, boy. It's wild. But there is like heating and air. There's obviously a bathroom, but not obviously. Last winter, we didn't even have a bathroom. So we were shipping buckets. And we're not doing that this year.

We have an outhouse and a rad shower and a shower inside the camper and stuff. It's a lot better. We're actually being stewards of the land. but in order to like have all your shit run well what is this during the winter if you don't mind me tell if you don't mind telling me defining that i don't own the land but like okay so like all the vegetables and stuff that we own they're buying the chickens but like we we're making all the hen houses and we're taking care of these peoples we're basically their farm hands but like they're never there and they just own all this place and they were just like yeah man if you want to fucking bring your goat here and you think you can do something. with it and we were like yeah man we could definitely do that whether it's just like raised dairy goats or like which would just be a small part of the land or actually make it a no-till really bulk it up and make it like a cool maybe turn all these ideas that we're having but we're having

to learn so you got a blank canvas of land right now and then you can kind they're kind of giving you for your way to do whatever you want with it as long as you're doing you know something like what productive like I mean you know do they have parameters watch do they want the eggs that you're getting from these chickens yeah they like voyeur sure they want some eggs when they're in town yeah they want to no i don't think it's like that they would never be around but i'm sure they want to come home like when i'm trying to watch these chickens fuck i was talking about that was like you tell my land till it fuck yeah dude chill it well we're no till we're doing no till so we're not using we're not really we're using everything that's on the land to grow on it we might

bring in some compost, but like no tillers. Making your own compost. A hundred percent. Yeah, we're making compost out of, I'm right now making it out of a, so we taught Nessie how to use a potty, like a kitty litter. It's like, it's almost like, so she gets in, she uses like a goat box. It's not a cat box. They have an outhouse. The goat has a box in the house. Nice.

I love it. Yeah, man. Yeah, man. It's cool, man. It's cool, man. There's something cool about shit next to your goat while your goat's shit in too. They're looking at, hey, man. Dude, yeah.

Dude, outside under the moon, when I go outside, I feel like follow me out there. I'll be taking a dump outside. Take a cold, ass showers in the cold ass weather. It's crazy, dude. And there's so many animals out there. We've really learning a lot about wildlife, learning a lot about all the coyotes and, like, how to deal with them.

They're such a smart animal. Oh, yeah. I respect the shit out of. coyote, man. You're a wild. Fucking, yeah. They are,

it does. It has been said. Dude, they, coyotes, right, will, will,

will, will get, have litters to, in necessary to, the numbers necessary to their pack, right? So, like,

if they're pack, if they're, like, in the, the surrounding area is, like, low, if you're out there

getting killed, they could beef up the numbers of puppies, pups that they have. Or if there's a lot of them, they can slim it down. They're so smart. For survival.

Yeah. Dude, people have tried to be and kill them forever. Dude, why they were out here? They try to come out and just eradicate the coyotes because they were, you know, such an invasive. There's so many of them. And they're all, and they are a problem with livestock, especially, right? It's a situation.

But, you know, most of the, like, the aggressive ones were taken out by, like, wolves and like bears. We got bears too. Hell yeah. Yeah, it's rad. And all that. So, so anyway, so there's no law against killing them, shooting them. You know, they're in their yard, but you can just haze them or and all that anyway. Did you say, they're really smart? What do you mean? Like a fraternity? Like you're like, okay. Like a fraternity,

like 12 legs. Yeah. Fucking a paddle you and then I'm going to stick this firecrack. Funnel this. Tell me off. But wait, what did you mean? you don't mean make them funnel vodka. So, so like they're all,

um, so when you see one or if you hear them, like when we turn on the camper, like late at night, dude, depending on what time it is, you can hear, they cut,

you could hear, do this thing. And it raises from all around the camper. It's just warm the camper, dude, it's just all, dude, so spooky.

I'm gonna get a video of it eventually. It's so fucking scary, dude. Uh, that's scary really, but like, and it's, and it's not,

scary because they're not going to come at me. But even if they was, like, if I go outside, get like an air horn, or if you see one, get an air horn, blow it in an air real loud, they just... Scatter. Yeah, they scatter. You haze them and they're not coming in. Yeah, you're not coming in, and they're not coming into the area. I think they're hazing you, if I'm being honest.

It sounds like... Wait, she goes asleep, surrounding. Yeah. And it comes outside. Listen, we can't touch him because they change the laws. But we're going to... Yeah. I had to, man, I love a coyote, dude.

There was, when I lived in Altadena, there was like a pack of six of them that would all come down from the mountain right about like dusk, seven, eight p.m. Yeah. And they would just parade, they would parole the neighborhood like a fucking street gang, you know, walking down the side of the, you know, walking down the middle of the street. Like, get your cats inside. We're going to fucking eat them. You know what I mean? Just. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They bounce. They, like, they bounce when they walk their little hot. Dude,

yeah, it's almost like they're strutton, like they know how bad ass they are. And then, yeah, I was just in Montana and I got to see them and I like,

I saw them, because I'm so used to see in the emaciated fucking California ones. I thought this motherfucker was a wolf. Oh, like I flipped out, yeah, big ass fluffy tail,

just fucking jacked. But were they more afraid of humans in Montana because their humans shoot them whereas here we don't? They walked down the middle of the fucking road. They didn't give a fuck.

They didn't give a fuck. And then one of them, like, I was like, because I was, I freaked out. I was so excited to see them. Well, first of all, because I thought it was a wolf. Yeah. And that's all I've ever. I wanted to see a fucking wolf in real life, you know? Yeah.

And so I was like shrieking. I was shrieking out of excitement. And the dude in the car was like, take the fucking picture. And I was like, I can't. I'm so excited. I can't do anything with my hands. I was just yelling. And I was like, you got to turn around.

We got to follow them. And then we follow him. And then one of them just pisses. And then the other one pisses on. The first one's piss. And I was like, oh, they're little puppy dogs. There's little, but they're still little puppy dogs. They're so fucking cute, dude.

They are so cute. So cute and just confident. They love their little strut. You see the puppies, the babies? No. We saw a family. We went hiking, and we saw like eight of them and six of them or four of them were puppies. And like, Andy still gets emotional about it.

I mean, you know how she is. She's like, very spiritual anyway. But she's like, did you see him? And do you remember? And they look back at us. So, like, there was one in the front. We think the mom and the dad, was in the back and was like kept eyeballing us.

Yeah. You fuck with my kids. Yeah. I'm a coyote the shit out of you. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's a good Papa Bear. Yeah.

Yeah, dude, I love that. I always like when they display. One time I went to this, where's the one that's like Murphy, North Carolina, whatever that mountain ranges. But I went up there. That's the Appalachians and that's where DJ. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I went up there into the, like, right coming into the national park, there was a whole group of elk, and it was like all ladies. Yes. It was all ladies and then one big dude who was sitting in the back just watching his like

brood of bitches just like yeah these is my hood I protect these babies I protect these babies they're so awesome you can go out there and hear him

around Halloween I love it around that time man you can hear him bugling out there and it is fucking rad dude

them just like their mating call and it's just like it's so fucking They're so fucking. When you leave Yellowstone on the north, I think West Time part, there's a town right there, right out of the exit. Yeah, I just went through there. That's where I went.

At a certain times of year, there are elk that just live in the town. I saw that. I saw that. That's so fucking cool. Right next to the road. They're just looking at it. And I was like, what's up? I was cat calling elk, dude.

I was so excited to see these motherfuckers where they're cute little tan butts, their little light. Oh, my gosh. And of course the local is really. So cute. The locals are so used to it. Yeah. And you reminded me of something earlier when you were talking about

the coyotes and getting excited. Like when I went to Africa, I was freaking out over monkeys. But like monkeys are like raccoons there. Yeah, they're like, oh, they're a nuisance. And you're like, oh my God, you're the shooters are like deer. And then Australia, the kangaroos are like deer.

You see them all the time. They get run over on the roads. Yeah. I'm not going to freak out the first time I see a kangaroo. Yeah. You should. You deserve that. I'm just saying, like, let your inner child

be excited about seeing that animal. Yeah. It's like what you get used to You know you become so I don't know Cynical about it I don't know I got that way about the bison too There was just a whole bunch of them

And I was like You can't go near them I'm not gonna be that bitch But I'm so fucking excited Oh look who's drinking out of a stream Who's drinking out of a stream? Yeah Yeah

Dude That's what you can expect here at gravy baby Ladies and gentlemen Prison sex and cute animals motherfucker Dude I'm so glad to circle back All day Because when you just said that

You reminded me of why I wanted so badly to do a podcast cast with you. Who's drinking out of the stream? It's like you're mad. It's like you're fucking so full of joy and angry about it. Hell yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, no. That's what's up though, dude. I watch this heron. I mean, I've been trying to figure out what he's been eating and it or she or, you know, heron. Yeah. It's a blue heron. I thought they ate fish.

It's frogs, man. It's big ass. Oh, don't. Dude, no bullshit. What? Dude, no bullshit. dude is fucking rad and fucking rad

dude one time in a lake in Orlando I saw one and it had the frog legs sticking out of its big ass beak just there like wow what a flex dude saving those frog masks

that's the delicacy the French ass that's heron these motherfuckers are so big so big I'd love to know if they're nesting somewhere not that I want a heron or anything

I just want to know Have either of you ever done a show for Ron Heron or Ron Heron? You don't think so. He's a comedy producer out of New York and he does breweries all over the country. And I worked with him for a little while and then he started talking to me about adrenachrome. So I had to cut that relationship out of my life. Yeah.

Anyway, I was just curious. You don't know what adrencron is. I don't, I'm so excited. DJ, you want to take this one? Is it like Airwant or whatever? Have you seen Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? Yeah. Do you remember how there's that part where he talks about.

about chewing on a human adrenaline gland the peninal gland the penicine. Is that the same? Yeah. Adrenachron is the drug that you would get from that. And there's this conspiracy theory mostly on the right related to Q&ON.

God damn it, we're back in the weeds of End of the Abiscus. I'll go quickly. I'll go quickly. There's this conspiracy theory that the elites apparently it's like a crazy good drug. Sure. And there's this conspiracy theory that the elites are harvesting humans to chew on babies,

adrenachron glands, and that this is related to like Hillary Clinton needs babies. You've heard that conspiracy theory? This is the details of that. Like if you talk to, if someone ever said that to you and you go, what do you mean, this is where they would eventually get to.

They're like, all right, she's not really like cutting them up and eating them in stew. They're harvesting for their blood and their adrenachron glands. Oh. Yeah.

Yeah. They're talking about Hunter Biden had a bunch of babies outside of his as an apartment and the Ukraine got them buried they found them I found a bunch of babies

outside of whatever crack house in the fucking Ukraine those were just aborted fetuses my man had to pay for it guys I guarantee that all right well

one segment we want to always do on gravy baby is what's gravy baby today we're putting Carmen on the spot and Carmen for everyone listening this is just where someone's going to share

with us something that's been making them happy or bringing them joy or pleasing them lately. What do you got for us? What's gravy, baby? Currently, I was pretty excited that Brittany is out of Russia. Brittany Griner, not Britney Spears. She's still definitely somewhere.

Listen, maybe the dad wasn't wrong. Okay. I'm kidding. We can talk about that. Yes, let's get into Russia. I'm so glad this came up. We're going to table Britney Griner, just like the Americans have done.

few months now. We're going to table Britney Griner. We're going to talk about Britney Spears. It is clear that she has mental health issues. Yes.

She still should be allowed to blow all her money. Yes, yes, absolutely. Yeah, I was just being a dick. But yeah. Have you noticed? She should spend a little bit

of that money on her mental health, maybe. Maybe that's what a... And her husband should encourage her to do that if he loves her. Yeah. Instead of her, just what is it she does?

My friend Justin Martindale has an hilarious joke about it. He's like, she's just like spinning. like she's spiraling, but she's just spinning on camera. Yeah. I'm just watching her spiraling. He's such a brilliant man.

Yeah, she needs help. Someone help her. None of the fans are. They're like, just let her do it. That's what I was going to say. They seem to think, and this is a weird thing with the internet in general, with politics, you know, people we are fans up, they seem to think that you can only be pro-conservatorship

or like pro-Britory. fine. It's like, no, I can sit here and be like, fuck a conservatorship. Yes. Crazy people should have freedom unless they're hurting someone. I mean, like, like a Kanye situation you're talking about? Like, or it's like, like Kanye, like Kanye, like Kanye obviously has, I mean, he talks about his mental health disorders and shit like that. So it's like, I think it would be helpful to have someone saying to be like, baby, take off the ski mask. Right. There are mechanisms. Looking like an equate cobra commander over there. You know who you are.

We got cobra commander at home. He's the cobra commander at home. Yeah, yeah. Well, then it should be the new conspiracies that wasn't really Kanye, right? It was or that's why he was. Oh, that's definitely why he's doing it. Yeah. I mean, he used to wear a mask during his performances too for a whole tour.

And supposedly, once upon a time, he had a plan to pay somebody eventually to lip sync so that he could experience himself in concert. Wow. Well, you know, man, you know, it was cool. M.F. Doom used to do that. Yeah. Whenever you go to an MF Doom concert, it would, you know, I mean, it would never be,

it was all kind of different, right, but, you know, that was a totally different thing. Yeah, that was like part of it. Somebody's got to be in control. Like, you don't have to be in, you don't have to have control over someone, but someone should help lead a person. And leaving it to the mass is like, we don't know how to do that.

No, we just don't have to ban that shit. That's how we know how to do. We're also, we don't want to. Maybe not you and I, but the masses in general. But I'm just saying that just because someone's rich and famous doesn't mean they shouldn't be allowed to fuck up. Right. So like there's an in-between thing with this. I think that you can say, observably,

Britney Spears needs help, but that doesn't mean I'm pro her dad. Right, right. it seems to be one of the other with those folks. My wife being one of them, I'm just having a fight I've been having with my wife through you guys. Thanks for validating me. Yeah, no, she's on him.

She needs help. But I think that's why people always talk about how you need to build a team or whatever out here and shit like that. And you've got to have somebody that's like, okay, you're grounded. After I'm living in this fantasy world, I'm trying to navigate or whatever.

Like, you got to bring me, I need somebody that's going to bring me back down to earth. Yeah. Yeah. So you don't get so far up your own ass. You don't know what you lose touch with the reality. People who make it at that level are delusional. Yeah, without question.

You know, but like, you know, I'm not delusional, but I'll never make it that big. Oh, there we go. Again, Drew brings it down, ladies and gentlemen. So anyways, Brittany. Damn it. I can't even see my shirt. I know existential dread. Just hitting by the microphone.

Why? You kept doing this. I don't think he's doing well, Drew. I'm not. All right, let's talk about Brittany Griner. You're pumped. She's on her way home. Yes.

I'm probably home now. Me too. Yeah, I think it's rad. I do too. It was great news. She was there for too long. I get it. I thought the deal was weird. Trading her for a war criminal?

Yes. First of all, I thought it was weird that they had to be a trade, one. And then two, who, how did the process go of picking? The Russians pick. Right, but I feel like it should be at the same caliber of the person that we're retrieving. She could dunk.

She could dunk. You got damn right, she could dunk. But, you know, she's not dunking bombs on motherfuckers, though. I feel like there's a difference. Like, couldn't we get, like, I don't know, like a, they don't have any of ours. Like some sort of Sputnik sport person to swap for? Two things.

I don't know if that's a sport. I don't know what they do over there. Yeah. wrestle the bears or whatever? I don't think we have any Russian gymnasts in custody. Vodka butt chugging. Like, what do they do over there? But I'm saying we did, why did we have to get the guy who's literally committed terrorist

attacks to trade for a basketball player? Like, it sounds ridiculous. That's all we had that they wanted. I agree that it sounds ridiculous. But it's all that we had that they wanted. I don't know if there's any Russian gymnast in custody in America, but they don't give a fuck about him because they got like a million of those. You know what I mean?

They wanted the merchant of death. back. What a wild nickname. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like, I hear what you're saying, but it's just, that's what they asked for. So then you're left with a choice. We can't negotiate with him. We tried. And that's where that Navy guy came into the mix. Do you know about that? So there's this big, disgusting thing going on in politics right now, the political

theater aspect of it, where the Republicans are like, and they left this poor Navy man over there to rot. And it's a guy who got caught and accused of spying, basically. it's disgusting because on the one hand Trump didn't do anything to get this guy out he's been over there for two years so like the idea that they now care is gross yes of course but then it's like also kind of gross

on Democrats part for the things that you're talking about there's plenty of people over there rotting in prison Britney Griner just has a big profile so he went for it but I mean yeah it's also it's also like I feel like in the being accused of spying like on their side being accused of spying versus a chick's smoking weed

Like, you know what I'm saying? One of them should obviously not be in prison. Right. But this gets to your point. It's probably more equal to trade the spy for the merchant of death. They wouldn't do it. Like, I don't care for Joe Biden. But, like, I think that he did the correct thing because they weren't going to do it.

Right. It was neither of them come home or get her while we can. And as far as being worried about that guy being an arms dealer, dude, who gets, like, our equivalent of him they ain't going to sell more guns than we do exactly our equivalent of him are on boards right now

like you know what I mean okay that's fair like if you go to a Philharanthillop philanthropic yeah philentropic fuck that word Philanthropic Philip

if you go to a Philip here in America yeah fuck those Phillips merchants of death just hanging out in a tuxedo getting hand jobs probably from 16 year olds afterwards. Yeah, that's fair. Okay.

So I say feel good about it. Like, I think you're right to feel good about it. Yeah, I do feel good about it. It was just like, then it was like, oh, she's back. It was, you know what it is? It was like the classic seeing a headline and being filled with joy and then reading the rest of it and go, okay. Well, I guess this is a bittersweet celebration.

I'm so glad she's home. But now there's a guy who's literally tried to, like, you know, help a terrorist attack happen on our soil. now gets to go back I don't know like that sucks I mean my only issue with it is also how old is you know how old he is because if he's like a old guy I also feel like he's probably not in his prime anymore

he looked to be about 60 but you know how those Russians are man that's true like some of them spend their money to stay looking young and some of them spend all their money on whores and cocaine yeah yeah yeah they're like the opposite of black people you have no idea how old they are but for different reasons yeah yeah yeah yeah I get that but I do think it sends the

signal though now of like if the Russians can kidnap an NBA player I think we have to give them Rhode Island like if Brittany Griner's worth a war criminal like what is LeBron James worth right yeah yeah what's the equivalent fuck yeah I mean we could probably give them one of the shittier ones you know like what's the one at the tip that's like is there a state you can't think of right now is that what's happening mine which one is it we don't give a main I like Maine Yeah, we need Stephen King We don't need Delaware

That's where all the corporations Hide their money Oh there we go Fuck Delaware Yeah fuck Delaware Yeah I think just Delaware It wasn't on the coast Maine's on the coast

I mean Maine's cool Delaware's also on the coast I thought was more inside Underneath Jersey right It's like underneath and beside Jersey Alaska All right Producer Mark says Alaska

No no no Fuck Alaska You ever been to Alaska? Have you ever seen the Aurora? Borealis motherfucker. Like, come on, dude. Alaska's got to stay. Yeah, but to back him up a little bit,

and I agree with you, but it's like basically Russia. It's like we won't notice. How shitty are we being of the natives of Alaska right now again? Well, I mean, if we, yeah, I guess, yeah, giving it to Russia

would be kind of rude to... I vote Connecticut. Is that where Clement Park is? No, dude, fuck Connecticut. Yeah. Yeah. Connecticut is just a suburb of Boston and New York. There's no culture there.

All people talk about is their lawns. The only cool parts of Connecticut are in the poorer parts of town near where Yale is in Hartford. But even that, like it's very rough. You know what I mean? Yeah, no, fuck Connecticut. I'm so glad you. Yeah, if there's any listeners, sorry.

If there's any listeners, move. Move. And if you can't afford to move, I'll help you. That's how much I hate Connecticut. Connecticut is like. statistically people with a lot of fucking money live there. Yeah, yeah, there's a few people. All the fucking golf courses.

Yeah. Although, yeah, fuck those people. It's got one of the widest gaps as far as states go. And our homie auntie lives in Alaska. She's a rad farmer. She's a rad farmer. We can't be selling Annie to us to. No.

Mark says give him Arizona. He says it's basically the same as Connecticut. He's not wrong. He's not wrong. Plus there's the added satisfaction. Connecticut is like Arizona for ugly people. Oh my God. I don't know, man.

Have you been to Kingman, Arizona? Arizona for ugly people? All right, I got two things going right now. Yes, that's what I said. I stand by. DJ and Carmen. No, I haven't been to Kingman. Why the fuck would I go?

Listen, I've been to Phoenix for shows and Tucson for shows. Why the fuck would I go to the end of the Grand Canyon? Well, Kingman, Arizona. There's a gig in Kingman. And I don't recommend you go, but there are some rough-looking motherfuckers in King. And I'm talking about the women. There's a lot of barbs in that bitch. I love a barb.

Guarantee it. And there's like, wait, there's not enough women to men ratio. So these women... It's already like Russia. Yeah, there is like way more dudes than chicks. But it's reverse, right? It's the other way around in Russia. That's where...

There's way more chicks than dudes in Russia? Yeah, because of all the death from wars. That's bad. That sucks. We figured it out. Yeah. His bitches are eating pussy Just because they're out of dick

Is that real? No, I was just being stupid It's like the prison thing It don't count in Arizona It doesn't count It doesn't count If you fuck a dude in prison It doesn't count

And if you fuck a chick In Arizona as a chick It doesn't count same thing I meant Russia but yeah Oh what? Because it's the opposite You said there's more chicks Than dudes

If there's not a deaf dick To go around You're like eh So I'm so I'm so dumb sometimes Have you ever noticed that Because And then so smart

I mean, the swings are incredible. It's kind of like no limit poker, this guy over here with his intelligence. They play together. I have too much confidence from the times I've been clever that I just full fucking speed ahead. And then we're halfway into a conversation and I'm like, what?

What are you talking about? Oh, no, it was me. I'm stupid. But no, it was funny because doing that show, because I've done it a few times, the women there were like so disenchanted by like, I guess their situation and where they're at that it was like, of Arizona.

Yeah, this small-ass dusty town in Arizona. They were just like, they were really just like, oh, yeah, you, I'm a fucking Dale right now. Do you want to fuck Dale when I'm done with Dale? Like they were just passing dudes around, you know? Passing Dale around. Yeah, they're all withered up. It's so funny too, because this is such a, um, ladies' perspective of that town too.

Yeah. Because most of my dirtball male comedian friends would be like, you gotta do this gig in fucking Kingman, Arizona. The girls will just pass shit around. Yeah, they definitely didn't give a fuck, but they were just like, yeah, we're fucking that guy last. Yeah.

You want to fuck that guy when I'm, I'm almost done with him. So if you want to take him when I'm done. Dale. They don't want to have a lot of options. Then you go back and you're like, Like, is it Dale again? It's fucking Steel Dale.

They're trading them around like their Pokemon cards. Ooh, this one's holographic. You want to fuck the holographic one? We only got one in this whole fucking town. There's more than one Dale in Kingman, Arizona. Yeah, but he's not holographic, though. I feel like that's the point. No, he's homophobic.

Yes, he is. Up top. Thank you. Thank you. Well, we did want to get into a little bit, let's talk a little bit about why Brittany was in there. And just the general conversation around drugs. It's still so wild.

I think it's going to be one of the things that people look back on 50, 100 years from now, as far as this era and go, God, can you imagine living in a society like that? Where you've got marijuana billboards here in Los Angeles, goofy Snoop Dogg's whole post-wrap persona. Oh, yeah, the fucking Snoop on a stoop or whatever. Like, there's a dude who has a joint in his mouth that is for children now. Yeah. That's how far we've come with it. But at the same time, not five years ago, literally right now people are in prison in America

for marijuana. And then what happened with Brittany in a different country? It's just, I don't know, I'm not saying anything new or revolutionary, but I do think people will look back on this time and be like, can you imagine? Like it's going to be almost like the witch trials or something like that. Yeah. I mean, it is that kind of, I mean, I do like to Drew Morgan people, like in cool

marijuana fun centric spaces to be like oh what are you guys doing to get people out of prison and man those rich kids yeah yeah yeah just bringing everybody down in their high I do just like to remind them

and those rich kids don't really like it when I do that but I do like to because it's just like at the same time it's like fuck you you built an entire empire in the backs of these people so do something about it yeah do something yeah and some of them are like I I've noticed that. And I do appreciate that.

Yeah, shout out to the good ones. There's some good ones. Man, there's plenty of private sellers out there. You don't have to go to, like, big corporation, like, weed buying anymore. That's a cool thing I think that's come out of this, that you do have a lot of corporations out there, like doing a lot of stuff. But that same technology and that same know-how is going into private, sellers, like small growers who are really able to do like a lot of bad shit.

Well, that's one of the things we wanted to talk about when we talked about bringing this topic up, which is how like when an industry gets nerdified, there's like positives and negatives. The positives of weed get nerdified is like we've got all these different hybrids. Is that what they're called? Strains. Yeah. Well, it just, I feel like it's not even just weed specifically. It's just anytime nerds get into drugs, drugs always get cooler.

Right. But then the people who do those drugs get lamer. It's not happening like that with meat. Have you all noticed that? It's not, it's happening in the very fucking opposite with me. Like the nerdier take it with me, the more my lenders is like, no. No. Are you talking about a plant?

Yeah, yeah, I just eat a plant, man. Like, I don't need lab grow meat. I'll just eat like this, this eggplant's fine. You know what I mean? Like, that's fine. That shit does weird me out. I have no logic. There's no logical reason for me not to eat the lab grown meat,

but I don't think I ever will. And that's weird because like the meat, the whole meat industry's got to change. It's got to change the big meat, all that. I mean, that's one of those things that people are definitely. Big meat. Listen, I got a problem of big meat too. Sometimes this is too big, God damn it.

I definitely have a problem with big meat and all their propaganda about how it's better. It's not better. Okay? It's a lie. That's a lie that big meat's trying to sell you. Yeah. It's not the size of the meat.

It's how you use it. I think our producer has a big dick. He hasn't even cracked a smile during this. Yeah, no. He's just like, I don't appreciate you guys talking shit about pig. This is like 30 minutes of just dig jokes. We've come a long way for Christmas. We're going to be big dick.

We're gonna beat big meat. Well, I think, I mean, that's the other thing that happens is anytime something gets cool. Because that's like, that's why, you know, older folks are like, I can't smoke the weed. The kids smoke these days. It's just too crazy. Older folks, hell, I can't do that shit, man. That's why I was so excited about that joint. You rolled for me the other night.

It didn't roll it for me. You rolled it and I had some of it. Yeah. I thought I could buy it. So Carmen had a joint. She rolled it herself. Who the fuck does that in L.A. anymore. I'm old school.

I like the, they're like the ritual. of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, Carmen, where do I get this? What's it called? What's the company? And she starts telling me that she's like, it's part this hybrid, it's part feng shui with the, and I'm like, I'm sitting there and

I'm stone that I'm listening and you do that thing where you're trying to be polite, but you're high. And finally I'm like, I don't give a fuck about any of that. Where do I get it? And she goes, oh, no, I rolled it myself. Yeah. Well, that's how nerdy, I've, because of the progression of everything, because of how nerdy this drug in particular has gotten.

then I get to be nerdy about it. I get to curate a very specific experience. So for that, like that's, if you notice, that high was social enough, but also high enough where you could jump in,

partake, not be too high, and then jump out and then have a conversation with yourself. Yeah, so we did this at the store after our sets were done. The comedy store.

Right. And then you were going to go out. I had no intention because I was like, in about 15 minutes, I can't be around people other than like my wife and maybe you but not like a group. It just never came.

It was fucking awesome. Nerds improve shit. But they do it so much that then lame people can, when it comes to weed, I'm one of the lame people. Like another one is tattoos. Tattoes used to be for trash people.

Yeah. And then all the nerds got involved and they changed the needle technology. They changed the way they fade or don't fade. And now all these beautiful people have them. San Francisco Yeah San Francisco used to be fucking cool

And then the nerds got involved Big Tech Yep And now fucking lame people live there They got robots with bombs Buddy Have you seen that You talk about the dog-looking ones

The dog-looking robots Or which robots? Maybe we shouldn't get into it On Gravy Baby Because it's just darkness It's just dark and it's fucked up The city of San Francisco is allowing robots with bombs on them,

that's legal now. And they can kill people. Like, they're legally allowed to kill people. For what? Just randomly? Well, in theory, no. I hope not. But that's what I'm saying.

Like, you know, that's the other thing, too, is, like, how... Think of it as a drone for police officers. So they're just going to blow somebody up that's shoplifting? Like, it just seems like an overcorrection. Yeah, it is. Yikes Yeah, make that fun

Carmen All right I do have one more thing I want to do Yeah This is not gonna I feel like we should clarify too That there's nerds and lames

There is a Venn diagram Sometimes there's lame nerds Sometimes there's just lame people And sometimes there's nerds that are cool And I feel like that's I mean the same thing happened with MDMA Yes You know like

Going from Ecstasy to Mali like that transition. That was all nerds. That was like, hey, I'm tired of getting my jaw locked up for four hours. I'm tired of accidentally doing heroin.

Why don't we just take the part out that we actually want and just purify it? And it was great. Yeah, it was great. And a few years passed and the lambs are like, oh, wait, you know,

it's completely safe now. Now it's cool. Yeah. My favorite DJ's doing it. EDM. That's another one I'm probably a lame for. They made it better and more accessible through technology.

And now I'm into it. And a lot of lames are, you know. Yeah. You might just be really into MDMA. Do you listen to it when you're not high? I do now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do.

But I know what you mean. And I don't, it's like, it's almost, it's kind of like my feelings about my childhood. I needed the MDMA in the beginning to accept it. But now I'm cool with it without the MDMA. I hear you. I hear you. That's cool.

Yeah, I mean, that's, listen, a catalyst for a breakthrough, I'm all for, I'm about it. Yeah, I feel like that the same thing. But then I feel like other drugs have regressed as far as, like, for instance, cocaine. You didn't have to use to worry about fentanyl, but now you know, you do, you know? So it's like, it's weird how some of them, maybe it's because the nerds don't like Coke. Coke went the way of big meat. Big fentany got involved. Oh, that's true.

Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah. And that's how I feel about weed. And then I think what's next to go is, or what's next to get bigified is mushrooms after that. Oh, for sure. It's the progression of all of it. For sure.

The minute they realized that they could make a lot of money on it, I mean, that's how weed got so corporate or how there is big cannabis. And like, you know, you were talking about small growers. So many small growers are out of business right now. There are a lot of people that are thriving in the marijuana business or cannabis business like a few years ago who are now destitute. Really? Yeah.

Because they got pushed out by the Walmart of weed. Yeah, Walmart's of weed and it's just like, you know, how you get your permitting, all that stuff. It's like there's all so much favoritism and nevotism, all that shit. And then... Man. And then depending on where you go. That's in L.A., right?

That's in California, right? Yeah. But I mean, even in other places, Florida, for instance, like I voted on the bill for it to get passed, but the bill fucking sucked because it was basically set up only these few companies can grow, distribute, right? So it was still, it was shitty.

So now I just, when I was just back, because I'm, I don't know if I should say this on the podcast. Harmon is a law-abiding citizen. But I'm just saying now there's a petition to get it altered so that, you know, there can be small cannabis businesses there as well. And also fuck the government. You don't need their permission to grow weed. I mean, you do if you don't want to go to jail.

That's not legal advice. That's just more of what's in my heart. I do want to get to this segment. Do it? Yeah, we can save it. Do you want to save it? Should we just ride this out and save it? We've only got a few minutes left.

Yeah, let's save it. Let's save it. Tease it. That's a new thing we're doing on here. We're teasing you guys. Yeah, you like that? Do you like that? Do you like how we tease you?

Yeah, I do. You are good at Dirty Talk. Been doing it since she was 14 years old. Listen, it did. Like, that experience discouraged me for a very long time. Because the mom got me? Because I was like, I'd never actually even fuck that guy or like even did hand stuff. All we never did was make out.

So it was just all like fantasy exchanging. And then at one point I talked to him about it. He was like, I do think you were going. Like he took his mom's side. Yeah. Oh, right. That way he could be the victim. How was he the victim?

I didn't rape the man. I didn't like verbally rape the man. I'm not saying he was the victim. Oh. I'm saying that psychologically. it was either he was guilty and felt bad because he probably,

this is probably a religious household. Oh, I don't know. I didn't know shit. That's what I'm saying. I know that much about him. Either you tempted this man into sin or he was responsible for it. What 14 year old asshole is not going to take the,

yeah, that bitch made me do it. You know what? Fuck you, Joshua Carver. How about that? Whoa. Yeah, I said it. Full name. Joshua Carver, if you're out there listening

and you want to come on gravy, baby, we would love to have you. I want to hear more about how this harlot how this whore, this home record came in and nearly ruined your life. This man's mother was disappointed in him, Carmen, because of the webs you spun. Listen, he's the one that fucking encouraged it.

It wasn't just me. Oh, so he dressed that way. He was asking for it. The little slutty jinko jeans did it. You know those big ass pants where you couldn't see any part of anyone's body? Yeah, he was really asking for it. Dude, but you could stick a whole rib eye in one of your back pockets.

Dude, you didn't need a backpack. You could just fold your notebooks and put them back there. Dude, dude, yes, we fucking steal. Dude, we swear them and steal the fuck out of everything. Oh, yeah. I mean, we'd have like big, yeah, Jikos were rad for a lot of reasons. I never could afford Jinkos, but I always borrowed them from my friend Amber. What?

Loose pants are back. They're coming back with Gen Z. Yeah. Maybe it's because, you know, they have to steal because the fucking... Well, it's all the rave stuff is coming back, too, that I remember from the 90s is all back. Hell yeah. I just read out. What's funny is I remember my mom when, like, bell bottoms came back.

My mom was like, what the fuck are you guys doing wearing my shit? And now it's like, oh, what the fuck are you guys doing? Now, big smiley faces and, like, all of this psychedelic shit that I used to buy at Infinite Mushroom is now the kids like, it's adorable. The kids, a lot of kids don't know Nirvana was a band. They think it's a brand. Yeah. Like they think a Nirvana t-shirt is like Nirvana t-shirt company or whatever. I'm fine with that.

I don't know a lot of people get like, I'm like, whatever. I don't care. Let them do it. You know, look. As someone who's got me. My thing is, my whole thing is, is like,

if you have the internet and you don't know who the fuck Nirvana is, like how in the fuck are you living? Yeah, what are you doing? Like, you don't listen to any other band? Like, what bands are you listening to?

Where? I mean, have you heard what they hear? There's no radio, DJ. There's no MTV. There's nothing. There's nothing. But you hear about other.

other bands, you've got other bands that you like. I mean, Nirvana is like one of the most influential bands. This is their time. You know what I mean? Like, clearly, you know what I mean? Like, it's like somebody wearing a Led Zeppelin shirt and not knowing who Led Zeppelin. That happens all the time. That happens way more often than you would, than you would think.

Just because, again, they have an avalanche of abundance of music to listen to. So, like, they don't have the curated experience that we had where we were forced to listen to something. and then go, oh, okay, is there other things like this, you know? They also don't know who Jenna Jameson is, but I'm not mad at them for jacking off the porn. You know what I mean? Like, they just don't know our stuff. I mean, but I mean, but. Dude, Jenna Jameson did this one lesbian scene in a bathroom that I jerked off to for so long.

It was the same. Like, I don't know if you guys ever got hooked on a clip, but there was one clip that she did that I was just like, it always worked. I was like, hell yeah, dude. And it was so trashy because it was in a public. bathroom fucking nasty I loved it and I say let the kids do whatever they want let them get hand jobs and jinkos

you ever done that it rules there's plenty of room in there of course like let them let them not with Joshua Carver but I definitely did do it but I definitely did do it eventually Joshua Carver let them not know who Nirvana is let them do whatever they want like we're

we can't afford houses they're not even going to know what like fucking buying land is soon so let them do whatever they want yeah they're not even know what water is they're going to be completely I think the closest they get is inheriting their grandparents' house because that's what's going to happen.

The only way we get real estate is if our parents owned anything. Well, not anymore. Dude, like the fucking, the hospital and the fucking goddamn, all those people that retire, they're going to get all that. You ain't got no more inheritance. That's out of the fucking, you're better how they don't get sick.

He's right. Like, if you die, if you die, owe an hospital money, they're going to take their house. They're going to take that house. We almost made it through a whole episode being... This was gravy, baby.

We appreciate you guys. Come back next week for more spiteful joy. That's our goal here. Carmen, do you have anything you want to say? Do you have anything to plug? This is going to come out in January. Where are you at in January? Do you know?

Ladies and gentlemen, well, I might be filming something. So I don't know if I can talk about that yet. But if I'm not filming it then, then I'll be in Key West. When are you in Key West? January 12 and 13, 11, 12, 13, 12, 13, 12, 14. 12, 13, 14. Did they already book a feature? No.

I might go with you if that's okay. Sure. Because I have been trying to get that motherfucker. We'll talk about it. One of them loves me and the other one, it doesn't matter. All right. This is how I'm going to get booked on the podcast. Fuck that fuck!

Carmen Morales.com for all of your Carmen Morales needs. Also, make sure you guys join the fucking Patreon because that's how we can do this in a cool way like this and have our fucking producer judge our state choices on which one we would trade to Erosha. So make sure you guys get to Patreon.com slash gravy baby.

He had some great additions. I also want to say that it started out with just Delaware and Connecticut and then we just started shitting on all the states. Arizona, Alaska. Yeah. DJ, you got anything to add, my friend, on this sign-off?

No, I'll just, if you're interested in seeing what we do with the farm. hit up the picture on Saturdays it's Stankfoot and then I'll put up other stuff I mean we potty trained so we got Nessie there's some potty training videos on there and then we're going to do I mean just you should

pay at least one month just so you can see that goat shit in a box because that's impressive did you just say that the name of the farm is Stankfoot Saturdays of Stankfoot or Smoghulley I don't know I love me I'm winging this thing I'm winging this thing

God, dude. DJ's born in the wrong time. He should have been a poet that died in the gutter of cholera. Did I say it right? Colora. Yeah. Colora. I love you, dude.

Better than rabies. I'm sure. But yeah, man. We're going to learn how to compost, just her poop. And so we're going to take it from this condent where we got it all in the litter box and we'll show you how we're going to turn it into all kind of different stuff,

all kind of rad shit. Well, that's fucking rad. I'm going to sign up for my own Patreon. Thanks, guys. You could stick a whole rib eye in one of your back pockets.