We're Out of Time - From A Shy Kid To TikTok Sensation: Landon Bridges
Episode Date: August 19, 2025In this episode of The We’re Out of Time Podcast, host Richard Taite sits down with content creator Landon Bridges, known for blending keto cooking with laid-back comedy and building a thriving comm...unity across TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube.Landon opens up about his path to success, the mental and substance-related challenges he’s faced along the way, and how he continues to push forward in both his personal life and career. With humor, honesty, and a refreshing perspective, Landon shares what it takes to stay grounded while chasing big goals in today’s fast-paced digital world.If you’re interested in creativity, resilience, and the real stories behind online success, this is a conversation you don’t want to miss.👉 Follow the We're Out Of Time Podcast for more raw, honest, and inspiring conversations every week.🔗 All things Richard Taite, We're Out of Time, and Carrara Treatment Wellness & Spa: https://linktr.ee/richardtaite For more on Landon Bridges https://www.instagram.com/imlandn/
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Internet personality Landon Bridges joins the We're Out of Time podcast.
My cousin, she did a video and I got like 20,000 views on TikTok.
I'd like get 20,000 views.
It's the worst video I've ever seen in my life.
If she could do that, I could do that.
I was always like a shy kid.
I didn't talk much.
I didn't do much.
I just kind of sat back and just observed.
I'm going on a couple of reality shows soon for like cooking.
I can't say which ones.
And then just cookbook and the works in like the next year or so.
Hot sauce company is doing well.
You have a hot sauce?
Yeah.
I think it's number like 27.
on Amazon right now? That ain't nothing.
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Landen Bridges.
Thanks for coming, man.
I appreciate it.
Absolutely.
Good.
So before I get into any of these questions,
why don't you tell me where you grew up?
I grew up in Cincinnati, Ohio.
Yeah.
And then I was there until I was about 17.
jump ship got out of there and I really haven't been back since.
Came right here.
No, no, no.
We spent some time in Nashville, spent some time in Florida and then finally decided to drop out
of school to pursue TikTok and then that's when we ended up here.
Yeah.
How you deal with that?
I mean, it's doing really well now.
I'm good with it now.
There was definitely a few years where you're like, what the fuck is happening?
Why did I do this?
But now everything makes sense.
So it's good.
Tell me about that beginning.
through today your journey on your social media?
I mean, I started making videos.
My cousin got like a, she did a video and it got like 20,000 views on TikTok.
And I was like, how's like a 20,000 views?
This is ass.
This is terrible.
Worst video I've ever seen in my life.
And then I was like, if she could do that, I could do that.
And then, of course, I saw like all the viner's and the YouTubers and they're like.
It was like the original TikTok, I guess, from like,
2000 and like 12 or some.
Got it.
But so I saw how rich they were and I was like, damn, this is much better than like staying
in school and doing whatever bullshit job that you got to do.
So I started like making videos, three videos in one hit like 3.5 million views.
And I was like, I'm famous as hell.
Let's go.
Let's keep going.
That's so funny.
I'm famous as hell.
I remember when people were famous for actually doing shit.
Yep.
Right?
Like singing or acting or playing sports.
What was that video that got $3.2 million?
I think I was making fun of DJ Khaled, so I had like my stomach out and on a jet ski.
And I was just like, it flipped to a picture of him and then flipped to a picture of me.
And we were like perfectly insynchronized with it.
Great video.
It was like a trend at the time.
and then he ended up retweeting it and stuff.
And I was like, oh, yeah, we are on the way up.
Can we put it on the podcast?
Sure.
So we'll insert it right there.
That's bitching.
You can find it.
Yeah.
Go ahead and throw it in there.
If I can find it.
Do you get something better than $3.2 million?
We've had a lot of videos that did really well.
At the time, it was one of those things.
I think I got like 20,000 followers.
overnight or something like that.
And I was like, yeah.
On TikTok.
Yeah.
This was the original days of TikTok.
Your follower account just skyrocketed.
And then I just started doing like comedy stuff.
It was hit or miss.
Found myself out at a bar one day.
And this guy came or I was like, go up to this guy.
I'm like, hey, you're that TikTok kid, right?
And then he had three million followers.
We ended up getting hammered.
And then he's like, dude, you got to do these videos.
Trust me.
It's going to work.
And they were the worst videos you've ever seen.
It's like stage pranks and shit.
I'm popping water balloons on people and stuff.
Like the,
just the dumbest you've ever seen.
Right.
Gained a million followers in a month doing those videos.
And I was like, all right.
Now we're selling fake AirPods and making like, we did like, I think like 30,000 in sales off one video on just fake AirPods.
You sold people fake shit?
Well, it wasn't, it was like free AirPods, quote unquote.
And then it paid for like shipping.
shipping and stuff. I don't know. All it was is
first time making money, someone
texts me, they go, I got something to sell.
Dude, dude, let me tell you what
happened. Okay?
You gave away free
AirPods and charged
20 bucks for
the shipping, which costs less
than five. Yep. And so you were
making over 15 bucks. How
many did you sell? 30,000 of them?
No, we did like 30,000 in sales, day
one. But of course,
it was one of those things. Someone's like,
hey, I'll give you 20%
just promote this link and blah, blah, blah.
And then, yeah, got scammed.
That was my first running with like the...
You mean you got scammed by people who were scamming everything.
Exactly.
I got scammed by scammers.
If only you saw that coming.
I know, right?
Wasn't too bright, okay?
We were broke.
We were in college.
We were in Florida.
We were like, I'll do this.
I was expecting to make 500 bucks,
turning in making like a few grand.
I was like, hell yeah.
And then eventually I had,
At the time I was saying at my mom's vacation house,
she started seeing the videos,
and she's like, you gotta get the fuck out.
You either like, you drop these videos,
go back to school, or you get out.
And of course, I had my fake AirPods money,
so I was like, I'm going to L.A.
That's a great story.
And very good decision, by the way.
I mean, it's kind of turned into a shithole.
Yeah.
But I remember it when it was pristine.
and, you know, there was no crime and people weren't running into your local,
wherever the hell in knocking down old ladies and, you know, mothers with newborns.
Yeah.
It's just like traumatizing everybody.
I remember the days where that didn't happen.
Oh, yeah.
It's a great place to get, there's a lot of good spots to get dropped off right in front of,
for sure.
You definitely, not a walking city.
Not a walking city.
Dude, you're hysterical.
If you want to know the moment I fell in love with you, it was just now.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's a great place.
What do you say?
It's a great place to be dropped off.
What the, did you mean to say?
There's a lot of good places to be dropped off in front of.
God, that's so good.
Because it's not safe.
Yeah, it's not safe.
You're going to trip over all kinds of people.
Like, it's like might as well be a campground at this point.
So it is what it is, you know?
One block over, you're like, holy shit.
And then the next block over, you're like grabbing your pockets and running as fast as possible.
How fast do you run?
Not quick.
Not quick.
Do you know what, though, dude?
You just have to outrun one person.
The bear, the bear gets the slowest one.
That's usually me, unfortunately.
Oh, dude.
Unless the girls got like high heels on or something.
I'm counting on it to hit a crack and fall or something.
Grab an old lady and throw her behind you.
Yep.
Right. Then I'll be that person throwing the old woman around, you know. I'll be part of the problem.
Well, at least you won't be the guy selling fake to everybody.
Yeah. Because, you know, that 11-year-old was so happy. He took all his money that he got for that last two months of mowing people's lines and washing people's cars and bought that shit. And then, you know, he just, it didn't work. And then when he called you guys, I don't know, 50,000 times, you know, he.
He got some Pakistani in a cave somewhere, okay?
Totally offering to help him out over and over and over again and never helping you.
You know, it's not my proudest moment looking back.
It was my first time, first deal, first anything that came through.
I had to, look, we learn and we move on.
No, it's cool.
We got legit products now.
Things are good.
We got hot sauces on Amazon, shit like that.
We're good.
Dude.
Yeah.
You weren't selling crack to children.
Relax.
Yeah.
Everything's good.
All right.
You're constantly surrounded by food and drinks.
Has that lifestyle taken a toll on your health or energy levels in any way?
Absolutely.
So I was 300 pounds at one point in time.
What are you clocking in at?
I'm at like 240.
Dude, you're in as a rail.
So, but I was 300, got down to 170, looked great.
Then COVID happens.
You ask you a question.
Yeah.
When you hit 170, do you see your...
Absolutely.
Good man.
Yeah, I was pissing out of my belly button at 300.
All right, go on.
I interrupted you.
I apologize.
No, you're good.
We just...
I lost a bunch of weight.
Then I started drinking, started having fun,
started making videos.
Hot girls came over,
realized I don't have to look great.
If I got views, they still show up.
And then the best part is you're with nines and tens
with like hella credit card debt, barely paying rent, all this other, you're out partying.
I'm at a table I didn't pay for.
And I'm just like, this is the biggest facade I've ever seen.
Dude, welcome to the club.
Everybody in your genre, they're all foolish.
Yeah.
All of them.
Have you ever been to a building called 10,000?
Absolutely.
Okay.
Every influencer is there.
With their, it only has a couple things.
Influencers?
Mm-hmm.
newly divorced guys with nowhere to go.
Drug dealers.
And guys, drug dealers?
Yeah, they're the only building that it takes cash.
You can pay rent in cash at $10,000.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
That doesn't have anything to do with being drugs.
They're Orthodox Jews.
Okay.
They're used to cash.
Gotcha.
Okay.
So, I would know.
Crypto scammers.
There's a lot of that.
Or a rich guy with his sugar baby.
Yeah.
Okay.
other than that, there's nothing there.
And these kids, I'm there with my son because we were getting this house redone for a year.
And so I'm there in the building.
And he's like, dad, look at all these kids.
They're so rich, all these lambos.
And I'm like, hey, dude, they're living months to month.
They have no idea how to make that car payment or pay their rent in this building.
None.
Zero.
Except the only fans, girls.
They can pay it.
They can pay five years up front.
Yeah, but they're special.
Yeah, they're an anomaly.
They're this generation's lottery ticket winners for sure.
They are, first of all, I've never been on Onlyfans.
Me either.
Ever, okay?
I've been on it.
I haven't made content for it.
But you know how to get on.
I couldn't get on if I was, if you gave me a year to get on that without Dylan or my chief of staff, I'd have nothing.
I mean, I wouldn't be able to get on anything.
Yeah.
Right?
So it's different.
Wow.
That's upsetting.
No, the next shark tank host is going to be an only fan's girl.
Be like, how did you make your money?
Took the phone in the shower with me.
That's literally what's going to happen.
I'm not kidding you.
Dude, I want you on every day.
I'm not kidding.
There we are.
Nisterical.
Thanks, man.
Appreciate it.
Okay.
How do you balance indulgence with,
staying sharp and healthy day to day?
I don't.
So we're working on that now.
Yeah.
I got this thing,
one of these whooped things.
Let me see the whoop thing.
It, like, tracks your heart rate, your sleep.
You're, like, tells you how stressed you are or whatever.
Dude, you don't look stressed at all.
Oh, I'm not, but my body is stressed, obviously.
So it, like, tells you your age.
You're, like, biological age.
I'm 29.
It says I'm 37, so I'm like, ah, we should probably fix this.
Dude, I was told I was going to live to be 57 and I just turned 59.
Don't pass it to that.
But let me ask you a question.
You want to get healthy?
I'm working on it.
You know, life has been stressful for the past five years, so now we're finding some stability.
I'm not exactly like freaking out about rent every month.
I'm like, I have like a, my views are pretty stable.
My like career trajectory is going up.
So I'm much more calm now.
I partied really hard when I was like about to lose everything.
every month. I don't know what to do. Let's just go out. Right. And then now I'm slowing down.
We're getting a little healthier. We actually, like, I can see a future. So it makes more sense to
just being able to do this longer. I mean, I'm going on a couple of reality shows soon for like cooking.
I can't say which ones. So we're doing that. We've got like, you know, hot sauce companies doing well.
Like we have a hot sauce company. It's exactly what it sounds like. Yeah, I have a hot sauce and it's like.
You have a hot sauce? Yeah. I think it's number of,
like 27 on Amazon right now.
Number 27 out of all
out of the hot sauces. Yep.
So that's doing...
You've got the 27th rated hot sauce?
That ain't nothing.
So we're working on that
and then just cookbook
and the works in like the next year or so.
So it's just, there's just more things
like coming along and it seems like
I'm not exactly going to be
famous for 48 hours like most TikTokers.
So it's more of a longevity thing.
So now I can stop acting like an idiot
and going out and getting hammered six nights a week
and waking up feeling like death every day
and can start to focus on being around for a while.
Good for you, man.
Do you mind if I ask you what kind of income
you make a year on this in your last 12 months?
Nothing crazy, honestly.
We're only at like probably like 25 grand a month right now.
Some months are lower, some months are higher.
You're making 300 grand a year.
Yeah.
But it went last year.
It was, I was also like, like, my management.
How would the, is this guy going to get right now?
From 300 grand a year?
Nothing.
No, no.
Are you sure?
Pretty sure.
90% sure.
One dinner is 800 bucks in L.A.
You can't even do that every night with my income.
No, no, you can't.
Yeah.
Well, $800 every night, you'd be $1,700 pounds.
Oh, no, no, no.
When you do an $800 dinner, that muff, they're not feeding you.
You're, an $800 dinner, you've got a little.
tray of some stuff. They're giving to give you some raw fish. They didn't even fucking cook it.
They're going to put, oh, this has some whatever kind of juice, lemon juice. Congratulations.
I'm like, all right, how much is this one singular little mini taco? Oh, $27. Yeah, let me get 20 of it.
Yeah.
They're called tasting menus. Yeah, I know. Oh, yeah.
No, actually, actually, you know that, you know which ones I do.
They love food until you throw up in your mouth. You know that, right? Just little bite.
of each thing. Oh, yeah, but well, it works out because like after, like, what is it?
You're full 20 minutes after eating. So, like, they just space it out. I do like the, the,
have you ever been, have you ever gone to in and out afterwards? Absolutely. Exactly.
Yeah, I'm in the Uber, like ordering food. I'm like,
Taco Bell is going to be there when I get home. Thank God. Let me just drop the girl off. Now,
I ate like a $2,500 bucks for dinner and got Taco Bell waiting for you.
That's what I was excited about.
I don't give a fuck about caviar.
I don't like this shit.
Tastes like
Jello made out of ocean water.
I don't like it.
It's not good.
It ain't worth 200 bucks added.
And then you go with like a rich bach to dinner.
She starts getting A5 editions and caviar editions.
And you're like, damn it.
Now I'm paying for this.
Good.
That was nice.
Okay.
You know, I do have Ozzympic in the fridge.
You know, I've tried it.
and really?
Yeah, it worked well.
I just drink.
And it's a fucking bitch when you drink.
Dude.
You throw up all the time.
I also got it from some like shady doctor and was I was just,
I was just wild wild west injecting.
You know, I'm like, it helps with some addiction issues.
I've noticed that.
Yeah, when I first started like one injection on the shit,
I was like, I don't even need a drink this week either.
Right.
And then ask you a question.
Yeah.
if you are going ahead and you were slimming up, not for looks, you're talking about for health.
Yeah.
Okay?
Because it's not so much what you eat.
It's how much you eat, right?
Because you think about our bodies as like a car.
Yeah.
A machine.
And the more food you put in, the harder the machine has to work.
Right?
So the less you eat, the better.
Also, for me, I was 232 pounds.
Yeah.
Okay.
And then I'm about buck 80 now.
Okay.
And the way I did it was I stopped sugar.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because now after seven days, you don't crave sugar anymore.
None.
Okay.
And the only way you ever pick up is if you decide to pick up.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
And horses yourself into believing that it's going to be different this time.
Oh, yeah.
No.
Food has definitely been my addiction for sure.
Like right now I'm keto.
I've been keto for like two months.
We're down like 25 pounds, something like that.
Nothing crazy.
25 pounds on me.
That don't mean shit.
It looks like I took a piss.
No, dude, it's great.
It's a good start.
You're winning.
It's just about health because, dude, you're 29.
Uh-huh.
You know, you can't do this for too long because it's...
Oh, I'm aware.
Yeah, I've done a lot of things to hurt my heart.
Started getting meaningful all of a sudden.
Got scary.
Well, I mean, look, dude, I just want, when people come here, I can't stop running my mouth.
But it only, but it comes from a genuine heart-centered place.
Right?
Yeah.
You're funny.
Thank you.
You're a good time.
Okay.
I don't want anything bad to happen to you because you're stressing your heart out.
That's silly.
I agree.
Yeah.
No, I completely agree.
We're working on it slowly with Shirley.
You're doing great.
Yeah.
So let me ask you a question about the boo.
Mm-hmm.
Why are you drinking the booze so much?
You know, I do, um...
I mean, I know you're sponsored by, what is it?
Happy Dad, yeah.
Right.
Beer, tequila?
It's like a seltzer.
You know, like a seltzer type thing.
Oh, okay.
Um, but yeah, no, it's not...
So the booze thing for me, I was always like, I was always like a shy kid.
I never, I didn't talk much.
I didn't do much.
I just kind of sat back and just observed.
That's, that's who I was.
And then, like, the drinking.
kind of gave me that like, oh, okay, let's do this.
I started having fun when I would drink.
Right.
So I would come out of my shell like most people would say.
And then I noticed all of a sudden now, as soon as I started drinking, now I have so many
more friends.
I'm having so many more opportunities.
I'm doing so much more.
I'm enjoying myself.
I'm like that, like, I guess the fear thing just went out the door.
And then next thing, you know, my life just got better, better, better, better, better.
And then it got me out here.
It's like it got me to go out all the time.
do all kinds of shit.
So it was kind of like that was my main stimulant of just getting out and talking and figuring out my personality.
That's right.
And it starts off that way.
Yeah.
And then you start off all fun and then you typically graduate to fun with problems.
And then you graduate to all problems.
Where are you in that arc?
You know, for me, I still have like the image online of drinking all the time.
And of course, I still go out and I still drink.
I don't enjoy it as much anymore.
I feel like right now what's what's really getting me off is making progress on things
so like videos doing better like just stuff overall doing better trying to make more money
that's kind of its own high in itself so I'm more focused on that and I've just found that I don't
enjoy going out and drinking as much as I used to you're growing out of it yeah so it's it's an
enjoyment thing and don't get me wrong I enjoy it I've also I got to do so much that I didn't earn
so it's like now when I go out and do that stuff I want to earn it
now. Like, I'm all for going to Miami
and getting fucked up for three days straight.
But if I don't pay for it, I don't
enjoy it the same. So,
like, I've done the tables, the private
jets, all that kind of stuff.
And I got, like, the fake experience.
I experienced the real shit, but I
just never earned it. So there's, like, a lack of
perfect for us. Yeah. Your guest.
It ain't yours. You feel fraudulent.
Yeah, exactly. So
now I'm to a point to where, like, I'm still down
to do that. It's just, I don't really enjoy it
unless I'm paying for it or I want to
Okay, look, 300 grand a year, just know.
We're a long way away.
That it's a hundred grand round trip to get your ass to Hawaii.
I'm aware.
Okay.
Yeah, we've got a lot of work to do.
We're just getting started.
My, like, career has really only been happening for a year now.
I've done a lot of shit for five years, made a lot of videos with the cooking stuff is when everything changed.
And then that's when I actually started making more money and more sustainability.
Gained, like, a larger fan base.
And then that's when people started fucking with me.
I want to ask you another question.
Hit me.
You know anybody died of fentanyl?
I think now at this point, two, I believe, over the past five years for me.
Can you tell me about it?
Do they have, can you tell me the story on how they, no name?
Yeah, you know, just acquaintances for most of them, or the two that I know of,
it was from presses and spills.
I mean, it just hit that up.
LA story, you know, you get here, you just start doing shit everyone does and then
accidentally went down from it, you know. Yeah, when I was a kid, you could do all the
cocaine and heroin you wanted so long as you didn't overshoot the mark. Right? Today, the kids
don't know what they're getting. So you're not getting what you bargained for. Absolutely
not. It's too scary, man. It is. Yeah. As long as you live,
okay, and you take care of yourself and you're not sick or you're not dead from doing street
drugs, okay, then you're going to be able to be anything you want because you actually have talent.
Like you actually have talent.
Appreciate it.
Okay.
Are there any habits, routines, or rules you stick to in order to stay healthy while consistently
eating and drinking on camera.
You know, we're finding it now for the longest time.
There was like, I'd form a habit.
And then next thing you know, there's a party on Thursday you got to go to to meet so-and-so
or do something.
Or there's this event you want to go to.
So it's like as you're like developing a routine, it quickly gets derailed because
all of a sudden now you've got to go to Texas for something.
Or it's like, okay, we're locked in for two weeks.
We're working out.
We're eating perfect.
blah, blah, blah,
blah, next thing you're on a, next thing you know,
you're on a flight to New York,
you're at a food festival,
or you're out clubbing,
it's four in the morning,
and your whole sense of routine is gone.
So it's like,
like I've always joked,
I'm like, what I really need is I need
three months in Montana.
No, what you need is time management,
and I'll do that with you afterwards.
And I've got her whole thing.
And don't laugh,
I've done this with people at the podcast,
people you probably know.
And they called me,
And they're like, dude, you're so good.
Thank you so much.
Yeah.
Right.
I mean, I check in on them every month to make certain they're tight.
Okay.
It's really that simple, bro.
Because in New York, there are gyms.
Now, I don't expect you to go to a gym in New York.
Yeah.
Okay.
We got to eat right for two months before I even start working out.
We're walking, though.
I do that.
I do Runyon like twice, three times a week.
You don't need to do that.
You can do, do you know what you can do right now, honestly?
they do what I do.
Either I work out or not,
in the morning,
I do as many push-ups as I can,
three sets,
sit-ups,
okay,
and then dips.
Yeah, dips are good.
But we do it all,
we do it all on the floor
and the dips in a chair.
So that's in a hotel or a motel room.
Yeah.
Well, the other problem is
we're waking up in the hotel room
feeling like absolute shit.
We partied the night
Oh, that's first, sure.
That's why my routine gets interrupted.
It's like, we'll go out and heavy drink.
Next day, I'm, the next day, I'm down all day.
The following day, we're, like, recovering.
We're, like, doing our laundry, fucking figuring out what's happening.
And then by day three, our ambition is back.
And then by day four, it's Friday again.
When you go ahead and you wake up in the morning and you feel like,
you work out anyway, okay?
Because what that'll do is sooner or later, you'd be like,
I better take it a little bit easier.
Yeah.
Okay.
Right?
Dude, I swear to God.
I've made every mistake.
I donkeyed off 25 years on drug addiction.
Okay?
I wouldn't even sober until I was 37, man.
There you go.
Yeah, how'd you get your start?
That's my question.
What got you started?
I lost 25 years.
And then the minute I got sober, I got clear.
And I was like, whoa.
I just donkeyed off my entire life.
I better hustle up here and get started.
And so what I did was I started practicing law without a law license.
And I did that for 13 years, right?
Then I started a rehab, never having gone to rehab, right?
And well, now I'm doing a podcast, having never listened to a podcast.
So I was never a lawyer.
I never went to rehab and I never watched a podcast.
So the next thing I do is probably going to be, you know,
underwater basket weaving because I've never done that either.
So you did it backwards.
You made it then faked it.
That's right.
Yeah.
I like that.
Yeah.
I made it, then faked it.
But how did you afford the cocaine and hookers?
Because that's expensive.
I was practicing law without a law license.
That's what you did for the 25 years?
Well, not for 25.
but from 91 to 03, and then I had my rehab.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
There we go.
It's 13 years.
All right, babe.
Where can people reach you?
Type in Lannon.
I'll be in there.
I think Lannin Barker's more famous than me right now,
so the one right under him.
That should be me.
Where should we give you a last name?
Landon Bridges, if you feel like typing that far ahead.
Kids are that f*** up.
Oh, yeah, they may get to L.A.N.
And then if you don't pop up, you're cooked.
You're done.
Yeah, they're like, can't find him.
I try.
And this people is why education is so important.
These kids are so stupid.
It's painful.
Yeah.
It's painful.
All right, man.
Well, I really appreciate you being here, man.
Absolutely.
It's a great time.
Thank you for having me.
See you next Tuesday.
That's right.
All right.
Let me tell you how this works.
You got five balls.
Mm-hmm.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
And then you'd have to move over here.
Yep.
Seven, eight, no.
Okay?
So, if you get it in there, it's one point and so on.
Okay?
You get five to run up the score.
Here we go.
Did you go against me?
I only get one.
Oh, yeah.
Don't worry about it.
Jesus.
I'd stay here.
Yeah.
Two?
Yeah.
Dude, you're awesome.
Don't worry.
No, no, no, no.
Yep
There it is
Yep
Two
Oh yeah
Dude
One two
Three
Four five
Five
And two is seven
Last ball
That was awesome
Dude
See how much better
You're getting
Oh yeah
Okay
Nine
I'm out
I'm out
I'm out
That's by five
That's right
Shit
Okay we had to
We had to
Lock it in at first
So I
Only get
One
ball. And because you had eight, the only way I can win is getting that ball into that lower.
Back three. The back three. Okay. You win. Well, wait a minute. Do we tie?
That's eight. We just tie. There we go. There it is. I lose.
