Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Baby-Break Clip Show #3

Episode Date: August 14, 2017

This week for our Baby Break episode we're diving back into 3 older episodes, The Conjuring, Paranormal Activity and Queen of the Damned. There's jokes a plenty, some wonderful singing and much nonsense to be had! Thanks so much for checking out these special episodes and we hope they tide you over until our, surely triumphant, return to regular episodes. Keep your suggestions coming in and keep on telling your friends about us. You are all the best!   

Welcome, thanks for downloading another special episode of WhereWoof Ambulance where we are doing another baby hiatus episode. Visit with Katie the day, Baby and Katie are doing fantastic and just, you know, figuring it all out. So as soon as we know when we're going gonna get started back up, we will let you know. Thanks everybody for your patient and thanks for downloading these baby break episodes and sticking with us. Thanks for letting us know on the internet that you're there and please let's know what movies you're thinking we should do when we come back.

We need suggestions. We're gonna to be come right back into it. So let's do this together. Y'all, we'll make this happen. I'm very excited to get back to it and when everybody's ready we're going to do that. So right now, I've put together a little episode of some sweet stuff. And if you like these episodes, maybe suggest them to a friend might be a good introduction to check out the podcast. And as always thoes thoes thoes thoes tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho tho th. th. thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi, thi, thi, tho tho tho thi, thi, thi, tho-a to to to to to to to tho-a tho-a tho-a tho-a tho, thi, I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi, thi, thi, thi, the, the, the, the, the the theeeeeeeean, to to to to to to to to to to to to to theeeeeeeee thi the thi. I the out the podcast. And as always you can leave us a review on iTunes if you haven't done that yet and I can't thank you guys enough for supporting us. So let's get right into it. We're going to start off with the conjuring. Let's all go play a little game of hide and clap. So Katie you've called me here because you're having a problem I'm having.

You said something about there being a knocking in your basement? Yeah in my basement. Knocking in my basement. You think you got ghosts? I think I got gas. Well, that's why I brought, um, I don't know, gas sex? No, no, no, no. Tums.

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Really chewing up this scene, kid. She's overacting to try and pick Rod Livingston up a little bit from his stupor. He's like, what's dead? What's dead mean? Wait, is there a family here? Where'd you all come from? Why do I have so many of you? Have some pizza. You just took that fuck it attitude from office space right into this movie. It's true. If you could do anything you would do nothing at all. So. I really like Lorraine Warren's outfits in this movie. I love her hair. Yeah. I was basically trying to do that with my hair. Oh nice. It does not, it's not right. I feel like there's a th. I th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. to. th. to to to to to to to to to have to have to have to have to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. the. the. thooooooooooooooooooooooooo. te. the. the. too. too. the. the. too. the basically trying to do that with my hair. Oh, nice. It does not, it's not right. I feel like there's a lot of curlers involved and getting that shit, right?

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I guess so. It's true. Can we talk about the cop? That's big butted cop? Really into asses today. Just wanna talk about dude butts today. Do you think he jerked off in that room full of the artifacts? Phrush. Ph! I do. I think you did. In fact, I'm sure you did. Yeah. Probably. Yeah. That's all. So let's leave one haunted house and move on to another.

Haunted. Haunted. I guess you probably got that from the earlier part of the sentence. We are now going to do some best of bits from paranormal activity. Also, there's a song in here from my old band with Katie's husband Rob, who you remember from the Blair Witch episode. So go down the load that and listen to that as well. Yeah, so paranormal activity. Oh, these are just sound effects. This is a whole movie. It's just sound effects. Do you like it? Oh, I guess you do.

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It actually sounds like the beginning of one of your onodrum songs. You know that one where the drums would kick in like... So that's weird. movies about sound effects do you guys like fully work? This is a movie about sound effects. I was gonna play it off that I'd accidentally watched paranormal wactivity which is on Netflix. What is that? It's a parody of paranormal activity where people are just trying to fuck we can cuss again fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck that fuck fuck that fuck that fuck fuck that's that's that's so good that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. Oh, that's fucking fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck. That's so good, though. Let's work on a song that uses the...

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And we start off on September 18th, 2006. A good time. Fine time. Ten years ago? The Steelers won the Super Bowl? Oh, who knows? Earlier that year they did. I hadn't moved to Pittsburgh yet so I was not inundated with Steelers information. What year did you move here? 2007. Oh, we became friends like right away. Oh, that's cool. I thought you'd always been here. I mean not always but I didn't realize it was so close to your arrival. I'm like Jack Torrence. I. I. I. I. I. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th. Torrance. You go to visit the Epitpring Incline. There's a picture of me from 1920 hanging out there. That's a cool party you were at though, on the incline. When I was like four, I was on the incline with my mom and this creepy man leaned over

and he goes, the cables only snap sometimes. I don't know why he said it like Tony. But he didn't say it like that but he said it to me and I was like hmm. I think about it every time I look at the incline which is every day of my life because Pittsburgh. Imagine if you just went around terrifying children who are with their mothers too. My mom was like, mm. She was like, they probably do. I don't know. You're gonna die someday. And I was like, yeah. And here I am now. Totally alive. Totally. Totally. Yeah, but demons were real popular then, right?

Well, like ghost hunters were always like, oh, this isn't a ghost. You got a demon. Oh, shit. Come at me, demon, bro. Oh, shiko's are on fire right now. Because there's a demon. Jingos are pretty sweet though, aren't they? I know. They're coming back. They're coming back. They get more fabric for your money. That's fine.

More fabric for your money? Are they coming back? I wondered if they were going to make it come back. I think they're back. I think literally Jinko's brand is back. I remember this woman that I worked with at Borders Books and Music. Not coming back. In 19195, Katie. The Year of Our Lord. Yeah. And no, no, not many. And she literally had drinkos that were so big you couldn't see her shoes.

I like that, though. Do you? It's a good look. Skinny jeans are just... Oh. I just, I'm not, I wear them, but they're not great for me. It looks like a cannel a slim fit gene myself. I miss, I think I miss a boot cut.

I think a boot cut really flatters my size. Okay. Not my size, my shape. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Faggy pants just make me look like a mountain. See, you could really take advantage of that though. Like menace people, cut in line in the bathroom. I feel like clean- days are behind me. I'm clean-shaven now, I'm just like,

I'm losing my mind. That's a new, newest development though. You can grow back and get me. Yeah, it's gonna be back in like a week. Yeah, there's just be a dick. Be a dick once you. One thing that may be really happy about this movie, a total gross bot 1000? Why are dudes so gross about video camera? Just like, I'm gonna fuck you? You know? You're not rage, get over yourselves. You're asking a person who, the idea of seeing myself at a sex tape is the grossest thing I can imagine. I can't even like, why,

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Ew, ew. That's a person who just ate half a bag of white cheddar popcorn, I find that so gross. It's supposed like coffee and palatosis. Yeah. Um. It seemed to recognize your breath. But when we make love, do you look in the mirror?

Here's a thing that I like to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do to do the mirror? Here's a thing that I like to do, though, with songs where love is a noun instead of a verb, is change it to lunch. We make lunch. Do you like making lunch. I sing that to my cousin Vicky all the time. Feel like making lunch for you. Boom. Feel like making lunch. Bad Company is a bunch of them.

I can't get enough of your lunch. This is the way no one lunches me. I lunch you, Katie. I lunch you, too. So they're setting up this camera. Alan, when I think about you. I think about you. I think about lunch. I think about lunch.

I'm just. If you could have seen the passion in Katie's face. I had to lean away from the mic because I could see you later editing it and like shaking your head and rick on you. I'm just going to turn it up and add reverbs. Alan, if I live without you, I live without lunch. All right, I swear that's it. I love the singing in that episode so very much.

All right, on to the last bit for this episode. This is gonna be a bit of a shorter one than the previous two baby breaks, because it's hot and I'm gonna go to the last bit for this episode. This is going to be a bit of a shorter one than the previous two baby breaks, because it's hot and I'm going to go to the pool. And I hope you all are finding ways to cool off in the heat or, you know, whenever you're listening to this it may be the dead of winter. But, so for the last bits, we're going to do stuff from the Damned, 2002 New Metal Vampire, Alia Rest in Peace movie. This is ridiculous, so if you like this, go back and listen to the full episode. I will see you after this.

Hey Katie. Hey Alan. How are you? I'm doing all right. How are you? Um, I'm dead. Oh, you're dead. Yeah, I'm the'm dead Katie. Oh, you're dead! Oh, my God! I'm the living dead.

Oh, fuck. Yeah, it's kind of a bummer. For, like, for how long? I mean, I don't know, like I wasn't this way when we recorded shivers, but I am now. So when I went to the bathroom? Sure, a week. th been really upsetting, Missy. She wants to talk to you about it. I died while watching the movie Queen of the Down.

Oh, God, I'm so sorry. No, it just sucked my soul out of my body and I died. No more will, no. No, no. Oh, and I didn't write out a wheel either. thii. to. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. to. to. to. to. to. to. to to to to to to to to the to the to to the to the to the to the to to to the to to to to to to to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi. the the theea. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thea.ea. the tha. really can't, like, you know, take my stuff yet. I'm still here. No. You might want to just record your will here, but we'll get to that at the end of the episode. We're putting that in the, in the, in the, in the liner notes. But it's nice. It's nice now because I'm rich. Or is it rich in monies? Oh no, you, this velvet smoking jacket I thought would let you know that I am... Oh shit, where did you get that?

I didn't even notice you were wearing it. Oh, that's because I moved in bullet time and ran and grabbed it and came back. I can't wait to talk about that. So, uh, welcome to another episode of, well, have to. I'm an aristocratic vampire. I can do what I will. I don't think that's going to be great for the show for you to ignore me. But oh my god. Well, listen, I guess that's this episode. We're here to talk about the film Queen of the Damned, starring Rest in Peace, Alia. This was a posthumouse release for her. Yeah. I'm kind of glad on one level. What? And she didn't have to see this movie. Well, you know what's interesting is...

I wish she had seen this movie. I wish she was still alive. Yeah, that's a terrible thing to say. Yeah, it's a terrible thing to say. Beautiful voice, beautiful woman. sound to it? Yeah. It's because it's her brother. It's her brother and they like used basically some sort of early, you know, auto tune to make him sound more feminine. Oh wow. Yeah, because it's similar like, you know, voices, but... So he had to do a shitty French accent? What the fuck was she doing? His accent is more pronounced than hers too, which I noticed as the movie. Yeah, although she has like 15 lines and she doesn't show up until like fucking an hour into

this movie. And I was like, where is a like, oh, gorgeous. Do you remember where you were when she died? I don't know. I didn't have the attachment that you probably did. I did, yeah. I had been at college for like friends, and I was like trying to be cool, you know? And we were in the hallway of our dorm, and the RA came out to yellow at us,

and I was like, we're having a vigil for Leah. And this girl was like, oh, you're funny. And I was like, I will cultivate this. I will be funny. Now, I do this podcast. Yeah, so 22 years, it was a plane crash, right? Yeah. I think they had too much weight on the plane and the pilot, I wasn't the driver. The pilot was like on cocaine. Fuck.

Yeah. That is, that is, she had a very sad life too for a lot. I mean, the R. Kelly married when she was 15 and forged on the marriage certificate saying that she was 18 and then her parents had it annulled and then afterwards she would like never speak of him and like if asked about it she would just be like I'm not talking about that. So everybody who thinks Archelie's funny? Yeah, it's so shitty because I hear like, you know remix to admission I'm like I love this song song I hear I'm a flirt and I'm like, oh you're a monster You're a bad guy big fan of sex in the kitchen, but I can't anymore. I can't justify it

I know But if you took out every if you stop listening to every song that was written or performed by a monster you have like almost nothing off The Osmonds The Carpenters The Carpenters, the carpenters, you've got um, jars of clay probably. So I don't know, like, yeah, it's, well, whatever. So, I don't know, like, yeah, it's, well, whatever.

So, God rest her, a lea's soul. Beautiful woman, beautiful voice, great dancer. Yeah, she had all those timmelins and miss, whatever. So, God rest her, Elias' soul. Beautiful woman, beautiful voice, great dancer. Yeah, she had all those Timmelin and Missy songs. Yeah, goddame, she was great. She was at her hair over one eye, which I really liked. Yeah, yeah, I think that in this movie, like seeing her full face, so it was like, little startling, yeah. missing though? The musical stylings of corn? Fuck you, Jonathan Davis.

Is that the guy's name? How do you know that? It's the singer from Corn. How did you know it? Because his name is all over this movie. Oh really? I didn't see it. Oh, I just was blanking. So, can we talk about the premise of this film?

If you want to t was nothing new to interest him or some horseshit. Oh is that why? I thought he was just okay go on. But he's laying in his crypt and he hears a new sound that he has to get involved with which is new metal. Yeah. Jogunk. Gug-gunk. Gug-gunk. And the thing is when he hears the riff it sounds like if any of you watch sports, and I'm guessing, probably a lot of you don't, but let me, some of you might, because... What are sport? Um, it's like a ball that you do stuff with. Whenever they'll be going to commercial, particularly in like football and also in NASCAR, they'll sometimes just pipe in like generic rock music, that's just a guitar. You know what I mean? That's what I mean? That's what it sounded like. It sounds cornyn the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. they's they's they's they' they' they' they're th. they'll th. they'll they'll they'll they're they're th. they're like, they're they're they're they're they're they're they're they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll they'll th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. the. the. the. the. the. theeea. thea. thea. thee. thee. the. the. th, it sounds corny as hell. It's terrible. Not with a K.

Oh boy. And then they're also just doing like close-ups on like nipple rings. Show you how extreme these folks are. I had niple rings in college. Did you really? I did. It sounded like terrible decision. Yeah, that seems like it would hurt.

Yeah, I think that at a different times, too, which is like, well, I'll just do it again. It's a dumb idea. So he's woken and flies to where this band's practicing and lays across their amps, which they have so much equipment, it's insane. Oh my god, yeah. There's eight, well, there's eight people in this band. He lays across through equipment and goes, oh, it's just that vampire lounge pose that is repeated in so many things. It's like, you know what it is, it's lying on your side with your hand propping up your head and one leg bent up. It's Bert Reynolds on the bear screen. It's very, exactly. Burt Reynolds is a vampire. Yeah, probably.

Probably. Probably. He's just like talking about how he's, it's like the worst publicity stunt ever. He becomes the front man of this band. And he literally says he starts giving away vampire secrets. Vampire secrets. I quote, I quote, vampire secrets. And then, let, yeah.

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Well, come on, she didn't. She's the most bored. She's like the fifth, the craft. Yeah. She was also Connie in the Mighty Ducks movies. No one has seen those. Everyone, everyone my age Let's talk about something cool. What is it? The, what is it, the, what is it, the Talman Zach or whatever, the occult hunter group? Really want to be part of an

occult hunter group. Oh, sure. They all wear a lot of flowing like taffeta clothes. Yeah, and they have like the dark wood bookshows, like a leather chair to read your occult books. It seems like it smells musty, but in a pleasant way. Yeah, like maybe like pipe tobacco or something. But they're like a do nothing occult group. They just want to watch, they don't want to like, they're just the grosso in the corner that wants to watch the's another good thing about it. We are introduced to some women going into Lestat, Lestat, Lestat?

I say it all both ways, into his house, and the one girl says to the other, that she's heard they keep girls in the basement, and they give you food and cable and weed. And I was like, it's pretty much the dream. And you just say you just have to suck on your the neck the the neck their their their their to to to to their to to to to to to to to to their to to their to to their to their their the the thiomenk thiomenk thiomenk the dream. It's pretty much the dream. And you just say he just has to suck on your neck every once and a while. I've done worse than that. Yeah. Stuart Townsend's not bad to look at. He's easy on the eyes.

I find him to be a pinch-faced wah baby in this movie. Sure, but he's a vampire. That's what all vampires are. Just so pinchy. The entire writing of this movie is terrible. Like, it's just so, he's like, I just have a thirst for things. Dude, we all have a fucking thirst for things. That's why we're alive. That's a very literal interpretation of what I was saying. But yes, yes, we are all thirsty. Here's a thing, if you ask me the motivation of any character in this movie, I cannot

tell you what it is. Name one person. I don't know. She wants to be a vampire, she doesn't want to be a vampire, she has an aunt who might be a vampire and then she wants to get into a war, but she doesn't want to be with a war and she wants to be with a stop stop with a stop with a stop with a stop, but but but but but with a lot, but but with a lot, but but but but with a lot, but but with, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, but, to, to, but is, to, to, to, to, the is, to, to, to, to, I is, I is, I is, I is, I is, to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to the is is is is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is the is at him at the end and I don't know why. He has this journal, but then it seems like Marius is going to kill him at the end. I don't know what David wants. He just wants to look at vampire novels maybe.

I think he's a fan boy. So he's okay. Give me another. Uh, list up. Oh, I don't know. be with women but not be with women and he wants to have everyone look at him but also tell the secrets of vampires and also be with Alia but then not be with Alia. The drummer of the new metal band who has that tattoo around his nipple the sun that everybody got in the 90s.

He just wants to smoke weed and listen to 311. So I know what he's doing. Oh man. Also every time someone gets bitten in this movie, it sounds like this. It's like the most over-dramatic bite sound. And not a lot of blood. No, more blood, please. What does this movie rated? I know, I'm bad.

Okay. I guess we haven't gotten to the ratings yet. I don't think it's an R because there aren't any boobies in it. No. Or two bad words, I don't know. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so.

Oh no, I think it might be in some of the songs. It's definitely in the 18th century or whatever, like, be a little more eloquent. Get over it, bro. Seriously, that too. He does use the word gall in the lyrics once. Yeah. Honestly, this just really made me want to watch the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie with Christie Smozen and Donald Sutherland.

God, I love that movie. that, that movie is fan. I never got into the TV show, but I love that movie. I never really saw the TV. I've never seen an episode of it, but I really love that movie. Really love that movie. That's gonna get in the way of us doing that Buffy the Vampires player podcast and one to start. What do you want to call it? Uh, vampire ambulance? I feel like that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's thue that's thue thue thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thi thu the the the thu thu tho-a th. I th. I the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo th. I th. I tho th. I th. I feel like that's, that's hard. That's impinging on us a little bit. 2002, New Metal Concert, not a single pair of Jenko's.

That is unfathomable. Do you know what I saw in the wild two days ago? What? What? Where at? Up in the North Hills. That's a good place for them. Yeah, like totally shoes be gone Jenkos. I'm glad. I'm glad. I'm over the skinny jeans shit. Viser on backwards, tank top and giant Jenkins. And a person like my age or a young person? Younger. Okay, good. So they're doing it.

Guess it's good? Well better than it's on my age doing it. It's not a good look. It looks like like than than than than than than than than than than than than than than than than than than than than than than than than than it. It's than it. It's than it. It's than it. It's than it. It's not than it. It's not than than than it's than it's not. It's not than it's than it's than it's that it's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not that it's not that it's not that it's not that's not that's not that it's not that's not. It's not. It's not. It's not. drunk legs made out of denom? I like it. I like it. That's my Janko reaction. Okay so that's gonna put a wrap on this episode of Babybreak WhereWolf Ambulance. We'll probably be back in two weeks with another baby break episode. So, thank you again for sticking around with us. Thanks for downloading these episodes. Thanks for telling your friends. Thanks to everybody who's been messaging us. I know I thank you all the beginning I'm doing again because I am extremely grateful for this and so is Katie. You know, it means the world to us that you guys know what you're doing. So I'll see you in two weeks with another one of these episodes and as always, you guys are the best,

and thanks for listening to another episode of Worwolf Ambulance. Now go swimming! Or whatever you like to do to cool off. You know, have an ice cream.