Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Baby-Break Clip Show #4

Episode Date: August 28, 2017

In this week's Baby-Break episode are some clips from guest episodes we've done, specifically our friends Jason Mckittrick who brought us Alien, Justin Gray who brought us Predator and Amanda who brought us the cult classic The Pit! We highlight the depth and breadth of knowledge these folks bring and we also highlight just how ridiculous these conversations can get. We hope you've been enjoying these baby break episodes and we should have news shortly about our return! Please keep sending recommendations and all of your kind messages. They mean the world. And be sure to check out Jason's work at cryptocurium.com where you can subscribe to The Parcel of Terror and join the Order of the Thinned Veil and check out Justin's work at burn.to.build.com. As always you are all the best. Rest in Peace Tobe Hopper. 

Hello everybody and I'd like to thank you for downloading another baby break episode of Werewolf Ambulance. We are still on baby hiatus currently. No news yet as to when we will be coming back but hopefully soon. Before we get started I do want to say that I'm recording this on the day that I got the news that Toby Hooper has passed away He was a great director a phenomenal Reinventor of the horror genre on so many levels and Texas Chainsaw Mesker and Polder guys specifically are two movies that have shaped my enjoyment of film in such profound ways scaring me and showing me that you can laugh in these movies, as well as, you know, cry and be scared shitless by the things that he thought up to put in these

movies. So, rest in peace or power or whatever you say, Toby Hooper, you will be missed. So, for this week's baby break episode I've gone back and called some guest episodes. Typically every fifth episode we do is a guest episode. There's been a few exceptions to that. So we've had 26 guests on the podcast so far and right now I am going to thank them by naming each of them in reverse order of their appearance. Emily, Joseph, Dave, Jim, Cary, John and Allison, Simba, Missy, Sam, Ross, Justin, Colleen, Allison, thine, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, the, the, the, ba, Missy, Sam, Ross, Justin, Colleen, Allison, Jason, Gene, Perry, Mike, Sarah, Tara, Josh Kelly, Amanda, Tobin, Rob, Mike, and Carrie, our only repeat guest so far.

So I want to thank all of them so much for being part of the Weirwolf Ambulance family. And thank you guys for listening and sharing these baby break episodes and being there for us during this time. And we look forward to coming back with new content soon. So, guest episodes. I chose to start off with Jason McKitric's episode. He who runs Cryptocurium and the Parcel of Terror and the Order of the Thin Vale, please go and sign up for these things.

As you know, we've talked about them so much. They're amazing. Parcel of Terror is the monthly subscription box, and Order of the Thin thail is the Halloween Society, and they're both awesome, and you had a lot of fun doing the episode too so here's some excerpts from the alien episode with Jason. Hello and welcome to another episode of WhereWulf Ambulance. I'm Katie and I'm here with my friend Alan. Hi Katie, how are you? I'm doing well. Excellent.

Katie, we're also joined by our friend Jason. Hi Jason. Hey there, hey guys. How are you? I'm fantastic. Great. Oh, wow. He's fantastic.

Fine and fantastic. Doing better than we are. Yeah, well. Well is just like a baseline of like, I'm not dead. When Alan first told me we were doing this movie, I thought, is this a horror movie? And then I watched it again, I was like, oh yeah. It's a horror movie.

Oh, good. Oh, yeah. I'm glad you came down on that end. I just have such a thing about space. What do you mean? I just don't really like it? Do you know what I mean? Do you not like science fiction or just the concept of outer space? Boom. Oh.

Well, is sci-fi always space? No. No. No. So I can get into it. Yeah, yeah. So I can't get into that. It's just, you know what I mean?

It's that scene that's in every movie about space where they take one, three, two, one. You know what I mean? Like, how do I need to see this? You're not really, I don't know how a spaceship flies. And I don't need to know. So that's my biggest beef with this movie is that there's one of those scenes. So it's awesome. Your biggest beef establishes that sleepy times.

Sleepy times with little underwear. Yeah, those underwear were ill-fitting. It didn't look comfortable at all. I have a story about those underwear if you want to say that for later. I think we can go ahead and get that out of the way now. Yeah, let's knock the underwear. It's funny because I was re-washed this last night and my wife was sitting next, she's like, are you going to tell them about the underwear?

I was like, yeah, I might as well. It's not that crazy. There's underwear and you bought them on either. Which is weird. I can either confirm or deny that. Now, I probably saw this movie way too young but I can credit Ripley with the first time I ever noticed a girl in those underwear. So... That's better than my Judy Jetson. Oh good God. What's your Judy Jetson? I thought Judy Jetson was really cute when I was a little kid. She was a cartoon! I know. Welcome to my podcast Alan reveals too much. Yep.

I'm glad the panty story was just that. Yeah I feel like that could have gotten a whole. th th th th th th th th th that th that th th that th th th that th th th th th th that th that th th th that th th tho that too too too too too too too too too too that that's that too too too the that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th th th th th th th th th th that that tho tho tho too too that too that that tho too tho tho tho tho tho tho thooo tho thooo tho that that that that that too to to my podcast, Alan Reveals Too Much? Yep. I'm glad the panty story was just that. Yeah, I feel like that could have gotten a whole whole lot worse. It just ended with, well, thanks so much. Have you guys seen the deleted scenes from this movie at all? There's a scene that features Tom Scarrett's ultimate demise. No. Oh, really? Yeah, there's the director's, the director's, the, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the the the the the the the the the the the theanteante, theante, the the theante, the theante the theante theat, the, the, the.e.e.e. th really? Yeah, there's the director's, whatever director's, seven directors cut version that came out.

There's a scene where it shows you that what the alien was doing with everybody because he wasn't killing them right off. Right. He was taking them somewhere and basically like turning into eggs. And yeah, and they kind of leave that out because that kind of conflicts with what happens in aliens, the second movie. Oh really?

So yeah, yeah, because you have the Queen laying the eggs in the second movie. So this one is that bad. But you see Tom Scarrett, he's all like, he's all like glued to the wall. He's like, uh, help. And then she just lights him up play with a flame thrower. I'm just just throw that out there. I think they're real fun. I don't know that they're meant to be.

You never did the thing with the hairspray and lighter when you were? No, I didn't. No, I did. I t just said it. Oh God, I have to tell you that space heaters are not from space, Katie. That's how they keep space at absolute zero with the space heater. My whole life is a lie. I wish I was funny. I was speaking of stuff people didn't know about.

Speaking of stuff people didn't know about. Apparently he didn't tell them what was gonna happen. They knew something was gonna come out, but like that's their real shock and terror Which is amazing. It's so real They knew what was gonna happen to a degree. They had seen the puppet. They knew it was gonna happen. They didn't know that everyone was gonna get sprayed with blood. Yeah, they didn't know that everyone was gonna get to get sprayed with blood. Yeah? the the the the the the the the the the the the th. Yeah? the the th. the th. th. their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their th. th. th. that's they they they they they their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thir their th in her face. So her like falling over and acting like a complete maniac is all real. That's great. Yeah, you can't fake that, oh God that she lets out like. Yeah, it's like one take. They did it with a couple cameras and that was it.

It's great. Poor John Hurt. Much better than a Liam Neeson reaction. Liam Neesom? Is he friends with Stephen Kay? Yes, he is. In the haunting, but, you know. Maybe a husband of Casey Kaysom. I don't know. And I just want to add that, with this movie, that the xenomorph, the alien is arguably the best movie monster ever created. Really? Yes. And everyone, everyone likes to say, no, the the the the the the the the the the the the the thiiiiiii. T T T T T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. T. th. th. thi, is th. th. thi, is thi, is th. thin is thi, is thin. thin is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Is th. Yes. Yes, is th. Yes, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. the the th. th. th. th. thin. th. th. th. thea. th. th. th. I'm going to put that down. Really?

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Space. That one happens on Earth. Okay. It's on a space. No, it's not a space movie. I like contact. I was just thinking about the fact that I liked contact. Yeah, that's because it's got hunky, hunky, Matthew McConaughey in it. I never had a thing for Matthew, McConaughey. Hmm.

I think Brian from Wings is so great. Is he? Is he? He could be? You might th. You. Brian from Wings is so great. Up next we have the Predator episode that we did with our friend Justin Gray. Justin has done a ton of art for us. He did the t-shirt design. He did our logo design.

He does the hilarious drawings of stupid shit that we say. He did the werewolf fabulence, bones, thugs, harmony mashup thing that we say. He did the werewolf fabulence, bones, thugs, harmony mashup thing. That's good or Instagram. Justin did some amazing stuff and you will love it. He's amazing. He's incredible. So Justin brought us the movie Predator.

And we get into some really weird, interesting areas in this discussion. So here are some clips from that. and I will see you on the other side. Get through the chopper! We don't have to use that. Well, Katie, what do you be, Katie? I'm an American hero! Are you a Dutch? Hi, this is World Famulance. I'm Alan.

I'm Katie. And our friend Justin is here with us. Hello, Justin. Hi, Alan and Katie. Hi, Justin. I can't mind it. It's been so long. Your impressions were flawless, by the way.

Oh, we've been working on it for days. I've been working on it for days. But it's almost as good as my Nick Cage. They're similar in nature too. I just, I know, I feel like I'd mentioned this before, but like, I just will never buy him as an American hero. You're not John Kimball. Just be proud of being Austrian. That's all. As many bicep shots, Oh God, everyone in this movie is inflated like a fucking tire.

It's insane. There must have been so many push push push push push push push push-ups between between shots. Yeah. So yeah I mean that's what we all do right? When I just wasn't talking I was doing push-ups. It's so weird because this isn't a visual medium. I know you like to get Swal but just pump up. I feel like if you're going to do a drinking game there should also be a drinking game for a the the the the the the the the the the the ti ti ti. I ti. I ti. I ti. I ti. I ti. I ti. I ti. I ti. I ti. I ti. I'm tip. I'm just just tip. I's ti. I'm just just tip. I'm just tip. I'm just tip. I'm just tip. I'm just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just just. I I I I I t. I t. I t. I's. I's. I's. I's. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. I'm just. t. t. t. tip. tip. tip. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm like. I'm. I'm like. I'm just. I'm just. game, there should also be a drinking game for how many times the word swall is used during this episode. I mean, it practically opens on a shot of Carl Weathers and Arne Schwarzenegger's biceps, just like rippling as they hold hands. The CIA and the pencils.

Yeah. There's a lot of glistening in that shot too, like rippling and glistening. Yeah. I would not want to lock arms with anyone who's that like K-wide up. Like they were totally both lubed. Just a bit sliding right apart. Also, that's not how arm wrestling works, right? Like you don't just like push each other in midair? I, according to Over the top no. I can't be sure. Oh, that arm wrestling documentary?

Speaking of documentaries, have either of you ever seen pumping iron with Arnold Schwarzenegger as his trek to becoming Mr. Universe? His weaners in that, right? I don't know that you see his wiener, but he does describe lifting as like, basically orgasming, and he's also super mean to lue funeral because he's so close to like go home to Europe for the funeral because he's so close to the Mr. Universe competition. And he's just like, well that is it, he's dead and I am doing this now. And it's like, you're a psychopath. Like Lou Frigno's clearly really nervous about it.

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There's such good trackers. There's the best trackers. How are you going to track if you don't have a Native American? So in doing my due diligence before talking you guys, I was on the alien versus predator because, you know, that's a thing that you could look up. Sure. And the dude who played Billy, Sonny Landum, they had to h to hed to hed to hed to hed to hed to hed to hed to hied to hied to hied their their their their their their their their their the dude who played Billy, Sonny Landham, they had to hire bodyguards, apparently, on the set of Predator, not to protect him, but to protect the other actors from him. Yeah, I remember, I think they talk about that in the commentary of it, too.

Yeah, and then like the behind the scenes documentary on this movie, which I also watched. He has some sauce problems. Oh. Yeah, he enjoys getting down on the sauce. The only other movie I know him from is he's like a heavy in 48 hours. That's the only other thing I know him from. Apparently not the easiest dude to work with, so not surprising. What state did he run for? Predator.

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scariness is. And I feel like this movie is kind of, it takes that idea and runs with it to a musly glistening extent where like it takes guys who are like doing the best job that they can in their field, who are like expert like expert like expert their their, like expert, like expert, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, thiiiiiiiiii and drops thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, thi... thi. thi. And, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. And, thi. And, toei. And, toei. And, toei. And, toea. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. And, thi. best job that they can in their field, who are like expertly trained and drops them into a situation that they should be comfortable in dealing with whatever comes up. And then it throws in a giant unknown invisible killing machine that that hunts them down. And like, I feel like that is kind of like I also remember watching this when I was six and being fucking terrified of of it like the idea of getting me into a jungle not going to happen thanks to this movie. So we're like it might not it might be more action than like scary necessarily. I like the idea of it as like removing your ability to to fight a thing like or to competently rely on yourself to battle a thing that is like,

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I don't understand what the subtext is here. Like, I just do not understand what this movie is about. movie scene by scene it would sound like two little boys like right and it's like and they go in like they blow everything up in the house and you're like bam bam bam bam and then this alien comes out you can't see him and then he's like who and he can only see them through blah blah blah let's let's see we've got to be like I'm not sure I want to him. I am a real American. I don't mean to be like, I'm not, I want to be clear that I'm not being xenophobic. I just, I'm fine with it being Austrian.

I like European people. I just, the insistence on him playing like, these huge American characters is just so confusing to me. It got him elected governor. He's kind of more confusing to me. It got him elected governor. He's kind of more American than me at this point in time. It's true. Having held public office, I think he's more American than any of us. Yeah, he's the melting pot.

All right, fine. So I'm a dick and I'm going to build a wall and keep the Austrians out. I don't know. Just across the Atlantic. Um, should I start going by Dutch? I wouldn't mind that. Yeah, or just Hitch. Hitch is probably an easier transition. I have to confess this now.

I fell asleep for a portion of the movie. And I didn't see, I didn't see him or Dylan or... You didn't see Dylan's? No. He loses his fucking arm. Oh, okay, I've seen it before. I've seen it before, I've seen it before, I've seen it. I've, like, slept through this movie on a number of occasions, and I saw the riff tracks, but I was drunk. At Roehouse.

So my dream has come true of, I was going to try. I was really excited about that big a possibility. I was asleep for like 15 minutes, but I did wake up when he yelled get to the chopper, so that's like pretty much where I came back in. And then I think I fell asleep, it doesn't matter. That salmuked to the moon about Jesse Ventura is a magical. It's so good. I don't know that that that that that that that that that then that that that that thu that thu that that thu thu thu thu thu that that thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu is a thu thu- but I thu- but I thu- but I thu- but I thu- but I thu- but I to to to to to to to to to to thu is thu is thu is thu is thu is thu is thu is thu is thu is thu is thu is thu is thu is thu is thu is thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu thu to thu thu to to thu to to to to the to to to to to to to to to to to to the to thu. the, the, you're ghosting us, mothucker, line that he has. It's so good. I don't know what ghosting means. I say that about, I don't know, once a month, I have no idea what I'm talking about. It's like looking at a cat going, you're ghosting me, mother fuck. The cat's like, I'll cut you, you, leave it here and die. Oh my God.

All right, can we talk about the pussy jokes? And we just have to get it out of the way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The thing that I really like about the pussy jokes is. He does the. Well, we've got it back to our t-shirt. I won't draw that. And then the next the next the next the next the next the next the next the next the next the next the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the next. the the the the. tho. tho. the. theck. tho. tho. tho, thooooooooom, thoom, thozy. thozy. thozy. thozy. thozy. thoom, thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. thoe. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. the. to. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. te. te. to. to. to. to. to. to. t. t. t. t-shirt. He does the echo joke, you know? And then the next shot is the predator thermal

imaging, whatever, and he's hearing them like echoing and I was like, is predator inside a big pussy? What is happening? That had to have been intentional, right? You wouldn't make a joke about echoing and that immediately have echoing in the next scene, right? I mean you've got to be right. Okay, and then later when he takes his mask off, you're like, oh, there's the big pussy. Yeah. So I don't know. Because like, it also in that heat imaging sequence, it like, you hear... Which one? The one I'm just guessing. Okay, yeah, our current echoy pussy one. Where he's hearing Billy, I guess, laugh at the... I just... I just imagine that was Predator laughing at the big pussy joke, too?

I just really liked it. It's not a great joke, but it's a good setup. Oh man, uh, 13-year-old me, fucking love those pussy jokes. What's the first pussy joke, because that's that second one, right? I told my girlfriend that I'd like a little pussy. She said I would, too. Mine's as big as a house. That's not even a fucking functional joke. Like, that is nothing. No, it's not even good.

I kind of like that they're terrible. Yeah, they should be. those glasses to be terrible. Also, I don't think you can be in special ops and wear big glasses. See, I thought it was going to be a thing where you would see like this mangled corpse and all that would be left of him were those glasses. But they didn't do that, which I thought was kind of a waste of big glasses. It's kind of a missed opportunity. They were so prominent. Yeah, yeah. and he's sweating all over them and I was like, what are you doing? Noticably the only not buff one. He's still a little bit buff though.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, but he wasn't like, I mean compared to the other dude, what was the word that we used for them again? Swall? Swal. Got to the chopper! For our final guest episode, I chose to take some clips from the pit episode with our friend Amanda. Amanda brought us a movie that is so messed up. It goes in so many weird directions and our conversation about it took some very interesting terms. This episode we 100% earned our explicit tag not safe for

work, fairly safe for human consumption. And these clips will really will really show that. And thanks Amanda for bringing us to the pit. So all right I'll see you on the other side of this series of clips. Hi and welcome to another episode of WhereWolf Ambulance. I'm Katie and I'm here with my friend Alan. Hi Alan. Hello Katie. We are also here with our friend Amanda. Hi Amanda. Hi guys. How are you both doing? Doing really well. How are you Katie? I'm doing well. That was Amanda. I guess you couldn't tell the difference. I think this movie just made all of us insane. I have the highest IQ in this class and I don't even give a shit. You're also really good at science and nothing else.

And you did a great project on Toads. Yeah, it was good. So we just watched a 1981 cult classic? Question mark. B. Babbabah. We just watched the film The Pit and boy was it. The pits. Well he tries to feed them chocolate.

They didn't want it. And then he's like, oh, then I guess I'll just give you people. Yeah. So of course hijinks ensue. And they're nothing of course about this movie. There's no linear leap sale. There's a lot of like, like, there's just things, like there's stuff that happens that's almost supernatural that is never revisited. There's basically a ghost in this movie, but that's not even a, that's not even a thing.

No. The teddy bears animated at one point. Yes. Why does the teddy bear move and talk? Oh, Jamie has his best friend is Teddy, his teddy bear. His teddy bear. And Sandy, the babysitter, the psychologist student is like, who's teddy? Maybe this fucking bear. This mangy disgusting. I've the the the the the the th that th that that that that that that that that that that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's tety tety tety tety tety tety tety tety tety tety tety. tety-a. tety-s. tety-s. tety-s. tety-s. tety-s. tety-s. tetetetetetet-s. tety-s. tetet-s. tety-s. tety-s. to and carrying around. This mangy, disgusting bear. It's disgusting. I've never seen that Mark Wahlberg vehicle about the Teddy Bear, but I'm assuming it's exactly like this movie. I can tell you. Just Mark Walberg.

It's also Mark Walburg's, oh, I don't know. But it's Seth McFarland also voicing Mark Wahlberg and the bear. Wait, doesn't he always? Yeah. There's also weird stuff in this movie, just like close-ups of people putting corn in their mouths. Like, why? Anything with mouths like chewing?

No. Never. So I have this theory about this movie that it's just like, it's like, before the internet, there was no way to really get out people's really weird sexual fetishes. So this movie was just trying to hit on all of them. Like, you need to people chewing? You like chewing? Check this scene. There's fucking cream and some old dude's mouth. It's like, it's like, it's all this gross pedophile shit that's going on. Like, when he drops his napkin and goes under the table and Sandy like slowly uncrosses her leg? Yeah, that seemed to be very intentional because, and that, and then it closes, there's an extreme close-up on her face when his dad pulls him back out from under the table. And she bathes him. She does bathe him in the most most the the the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most the most th th the most th th th th from under the table. And she's like, m-mr-burbur.

And she bathes him. She does bathe him in the most uncomfortable scene I've seen in a really long time. He's like, will you wash my back? And she's like, sure, guys. Sure, guys. She's like, are you sure the suds will cover you up? What does that question mean? What is the question? What is the question? What is the question? What is? th is? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? th? thu? thu? thu? thu? thu? thu? thi? thu? thui? thui? thui? thui? thi? the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the thi? He? He? He? He? He? He? He's? He's thi? He's thi? He's te? teateat? teateat? teateateateat? teateateat? teateat? Heauu. Hea? Hea? Hea? He's the? What does that question mean? He is 12. He's 12.

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husky voice, like, I don't know. What's wrong with Jamie? We thought the teacher and the librarian were like having a sexual relationship. That was it. That was it. the the the the the th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, like, th, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the th. th. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. thi. the thi. the the thi. thi. theat, like, like, like, a sexual relationship, but one was really just returning a book. That was it. That was literally it. That was it. I don't, I don't know. But again, it's like, what, you guys into librarians? You guys into some librarians? Oh yeah. It was a big glasses?

Yeah. Those glasses weighed 10 pounds. Yeah. I don't know how she was keeping her head up. Do you want to fucking be cut? We're first discussing the librarian who's the aunt of Abregale, which has a smush consternation. Are you guys following so far? Yeah, you've seen this, right? So there's a little girl... So there's a little girl who is, I don't know, is the librarian whose name is Martha Livingston, who apparently her niece lives with her, I don't think anyone is parenting children in this movie, except like so she's her aunt,

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So are the, are the trollologs just like his sexual desires like run rampant? Oh my god, it was the whole thing a metaphor and we missed it? Well, hmm, I felt like at some point like Jamie was just going to wake up and be like, I just had the weirdest dream where I was like, a library was trying to fuck a lady who dropped a book off. I was sexually attracted to this bicycle. And then my sexual desires were represented by these hairy but dreadlocked guys who lived in the hole in the ground. They looked like rural should. And didn't have eyelids.

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With a flash. With a flash. She does not look out the window. Nobody looks where they're fucking supposed to look at all in this hole. That's how they alltown has found this hole. There's even a sign that says like, I'm a danger. There's a danger sign. So they know about this hole. But no one goes there.

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What the fuck? It's the least erotic nipple? It's a sad nipple. It's just like, it's just like, it's just like you're right up on there. You're like there's pores on the screen. That could be like my dad's nipple. It's not erotic. It's very anatomical. Yeah, it's a, it's a, it's a medical encyclopedia nipple. He gets the Polaroids back, shows them to Teddy and Teddy says, oh I'm gonna look at these a lot. Wait, Teddy said oh, I'm going to look at these a lot.

Wait, Teddy said that? I was writing. I thought Jamie said it. Oh, what the fuck? That bear is going to jerk it. This kid and his teddy, that's why he's so mangled looking. Do you think that bear. The plushy theory!

I love the teddy bear plushy theory. I can't even tell you. There's a satin vagina sewn into that bear. Well, it does look like, there is a very big seam down that bear's back. I thought it was a zipper. It's like, man, this bear is real crusty. It's real crunchy. Everything was crunchy.

This joke was like, great. What did you do? Every time they showed the inside of Jamie's room, it was like, oh my God, don't touch anything. Just don't touch anything. Well, she like, pat some already washed his back. Oh, that was before she was back. But after she found his nudie magazine and was like, this doesn't make any sense that he would have this. Why not? Well, that he would have that and his teddy bear.

That he would still have a teddy bear and have a nudy magazine, which I'm like, it makes total sense. You're a that bear. That is it for this episode. Best of Baby Break episode of WhereWulf Ambulance. Thanks as always for downloading these, telling your friends about us. You can go to Facebook, Instagram, where we are Whewulf Ambulance, and hit us up. Let us know, also WhereWulf Ambulance. We're still checking that. Let us know what movies we should do when we come back.

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