Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 100- The Monster Squad (1987)

Episode Date: September 19, 2016

100 episodes!! In this week's episode, we pretty much get super psyched on having reached 100 and basically throw ourselves a birthday party. You're gonna love it. We also celebrate by discussing an absolute favorite film of both of ours: the 1987 classic "The Monster Squad." Special topics include: a trip down podcast memory lane that was sparked by the amazing statistical work of Emily, an A+ EMT. You can see all her data on both our Facebook and Instagram. We also get into the many questions of "The Monster Squad," excellent children, some more advice for both children and and adults, the scariest monsters and squad goals achieved.  THANK YOU, you guys. Thank you all so much who have been with us in getting here, with a particular thanks this week to Nix of Plight of the Living Dead and her Zombmes, which you can see at https://www.facebook.com/ZombMe. Also, a huge enormous loving thank you to our sponsors, Cryptocurium and the monthly subscription box of joy known as the Parcel of Terror (www.cryptocurium.com) and the wonderful, eerie, terrifying art of Dylan Garrett Smith, which can be yours for 25% off your order using the coupon code EMT25 (www.dylangarrettsmith.com). Let us know what you think about this movie, the episode, or really anything at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. Email us at [e-mail]. Buy a t-shirt through Paypal. We love to hear from you.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast. 

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My, my bones hurt. What'd we get? We got a present from our listener, Nick's muse. Holy shit, look at these. Look at them. We will post photos of these. She handmade these. This is insane. Can you describe this with your words?

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Look who we've driven you to. You know what? I've been doing that since the beginning. Remember when we streamed God Monster of Indian Flats? I do. Why did we do that? Oh, speaking of, that just reminded me of something. One more thing to celebrate before we get too far into this. Our listener, Emily, sent us scattergraphs? Yes. Lists, charts? Did you look at all that stuff?

I did. It's pretty insane. You guys are going to lose your goddamn. It's insane how much work she's done for something where I am literally talking about butts most of the time. I know, how many times have I said dick, Emily? Why don't you count that? Please don't, that's a horrible thing to do. How many times if I said I don't like myself?

Why isn't that in the time? But yeah, like, I can I say that all the time. I had no idea. Right, right, right? Just like I fucking say right at the end of everything? Do you? Yeah, I never noticed it. I said I edited it all out of the podcast. Why don't you edit me saying you know what I mean? Because it's usually poignant. It's not. I'm usually like... Or pertinent even. Pertinent. Perent even. Perent maybe poignant, certainly not. But yeah. the, pert. P pert pertinent. P pertinent. P pertinent. P pertinent. P pertinent. P pertinent. Yeah. P pertinent. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I thinent. I thinent. I thinent. I th. I'm, I'm per per pertinent. I'm, I'm pert. I'm to. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm. I'm. I'm. I to. I to. I to. I to. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I'm t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t t to to to th. I th. I th. I certainly not. But yeah, I wanted to make sure that we thank to Emily right at the top. Yes, thank you. And you gave her a t-shirt, right? Gave her a t-shirt, right?

Good. Yes. This is actually just a retrospective on old episodes that we're going to do. We're not going to put that sad NPR music in there. That's one where I listened to it afterwards and I was like, I don't always listen to them. Sure. Why would you? I don't know. Just to like feel bad about myself.

I do so that I can go back and go was like maybe you should start going to therapy every week instead of every other. My therapist then built another wing on his house, put a swimming pool in, the Katie wing. You could hear him pushing the gold shovel in to announce the swimming pool. Cut the ribbon for his family you know, we're glad Katie's so crazy. Hey daddy, thanks. What's your favorite episode to know what I'm thi th thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi the the the is the is tho tho that the the, the, tho tho tho th. th. th. th. th. the. that that that that is that is that is that that that that that that that that that that th. I that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that the. I the the the an the an the an the an theeeee an thee an theeeeee theeeee. I theeat. I the. I theat, Daddy, thanks. What's your favorite episode to know what I'm thinking about it? Oh, geez. Do you have one? I don't know. I think I'm going to go with a warlock.

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The reason that God Monster reminded me of the scathe that that, thanks, that, that, that, that, that, thank you again Emily. Thank you, Emily. Is that I was looking back on that and I gave that a point five. Yeah. And after watching, I don't know, ghost ship, yeah, the happening. Yeah, it wasn't so bad, let's be honest. And, and I know what you did last summer and I'm like, I was really hard on God Monster of Indian Flats. No, you know what though, it was, it was like, it was five episodes. thi. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi. Yeah, thi. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I. Yeah. Yeah, I, th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, it. Yeah, it's, it's, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. for a moment and think about God Monster of Indian Flats. Other than that monster with the weird neck, what do you even remember? It was just like, do you remember it was just like a western? Yeah, oh that's right. That's right. It was fraught with racism. Those two guys I thought were going to kiss at one point and they didn't kiss. What else? What else? What else? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? they? th. th. they? th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the woman, the doctor, the woman, had the worst name.

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Was God Monster? We've, I think God Monster is my lowest, other than just giving things zeros. What did you give a zero to, I got a zero to darkness falls? Do it. I gave a zero to darkness falls. is curdled eggnog. Did I say that? About Darkness Falls? Cool. That's funny. Emily included notes about the ratings. That's amazing. I just skimmed it before I left work. That's so good. Yeah. Darkness falls might be the only one I gave us zero two. Yeah, other than not rating, Queen of the Dam. You also didn't rate Queen of the Dam? Did we just not do a ratings phase?

Or did we refuse? Like, honestly, that was like four weeks ago and I can't remember. I think we just refused because it was so fucking terrible. Oh, but Alia. Pay the Ghost does have my God, I'm funny sometimes. You're funny all the time. I like the notes for Alu-Karta are just, what?

Why? That was an episode. That was an episode. That's why? Why? Like, why? that's a Mike Bollum told me it's good. It's not good Mike. That's Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. Which you gave a 7.5? That's a weird. Yeah. Sometimes I just don't know

what I'm doing. I should also state that Emily could just be doing revisionist history and changing all her scores and neither of us were remembering. Oh my god. I don't even remember. I don't even remember what happens in slumber. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. the movie. I th. I th. I the movie. I th. I th. I th. I th. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I'm t. I'm t. I'm t. I t. I'm te. I'm t. I'm t. I t. I t. I'm t. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I just. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I t. I'm. I'm t. I'm te. I'm. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. te. I'm. Iumber party massacre? That's the one that had takes place in the house and like the they're just the hero killer just killing them off on one by one he's the weird guy with the drill. What about the beyond? What was that? What about the beyond? What was that? What about the the guy's eyeball? What? Yeah yeah yeah yeah? Yeah I got you. That was that. That was the that. That was that. That was that. That was the that. That was the that. That was the that the the that that that the that the the that that the the the the the the the the the one the one the one the the one the the one the the one the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes takes ta. ta. the ta. the the the the the the the the the takes the spiders. Spiders. That ate the guy's eyeball and peeled his lips. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got you. Now is when it's revealed that Katie doesn't actually watch any of these movies. I'm just calm. I just read the Wikipedia page and then make my mind up from that.

We did wax work. Yeah. Oh yeah, Billy from Grimmolnets. Was the prophecy the Christopher walking? Okay, see look I remember? I remember? Someone just asked me the other day what the jaws ripoff was, my friend Christina. Yeah, I was like the last shark, Ill-Ultimal Squallow. See, I remember. Katie, what? What?

What? What? What? the the ?. the Lambs. Oh God. The other one's a wild card. Something very stupid, I'm sure.

No, not stupid. Not the Shining. We both gave it a 10. We both gave it a 10. We both give it a 10. We both give it a 10. We both give it a 10. I don't know.

You're going to make me guess all of them? I'm making sure that that, yeah, we both give it a ten. It's from 2015. Oh, the witch. Yeah. That was great. What else do we have? From this, from the skater group? Yeah. Did I say anything else funny?

Yeah. Uh, I still think Carrie saying hand turkey is one of my favorite. thii. to the that episode is so poorly downloaded because people haven't seen the movie because Carrie was just like exceptionally funny Lepar gown on the hood this movie is a bag of stems and seats. Oh that's funny. That I remember saying which seems ironic. Given my memory problems.

For Halloween 3? No for demons I said if I could do an 11 I would do an 11 for this movie. Which one was Demons? That's the one with the motorcycle katano. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, how could I forget? Here's the thing about the Italian movies, I just don't remember what they're called. I'm just that Italian movie to me. This is all of the movie. Yeah, it's amazing. that's, I'm th. the. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. th. th. tha. tha. tha. tha. tha. to. the. to. the. the. the. the. the. the. tha. the. tha. the. the. tha. tha. th on it. All right. Are you ready? Yeah, I don't think we need to do a synopsis of Monster Squad. No, let's address all of my questions

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Oh, all right, fine. Should I go through all my questions? Yeah, please. Yeah, okay. You were into the question. to get them right? to get the way. to?

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Okay. Where do I get a skullhode ornament for my carola? You have to have a ghost car. Shit. What about a milkshape? to their it detailed. They might be able to get it up. That's complicated. Where do they live that that huge snake also lives there in the swamp? Where is it? The swamps of Los Angeles?

I don't know. And they're like Spanish moss swamps. Yeah. It's New Orleans, but it isn't. It was just spooky time. Okay, why does creature not get any do in this movie? He's so good and they use him not at all. Why? Um, because much like Aquaman, he's kind of crap on land. He's like, if there's not a lot of them fucking around in the water where he'd really

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Sure. They took the film to Universal and were like we'd like to do this. And Universal was like cool, cool, cool, you can do it, but they can't look like our universal monsters. Okay. So they had to like, change them enough. Which is just barely, I would say, yeah. But like, the Stan Winston's spin on all of them, I think is like, the mummy looks fucking amazing.

I love the mummy. I love the mummy. The mummy getting unraveled is my favorite scene. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. By far. The Gilman looks amazing. The werewolf is probably the weakest of them, just because he has like, he can't move his neck. Yeah, boy, he's got those shoulders. Yeah, I mean, he's cool looking, but like as far as like being able to do a thing. Yeah, thranked the thin's thr. Yeah, so cool. Potting back up to questions. All right.

If this Dracula is so smart and sophisticated as we've been led to believe, why on earth would he send Frankenstein to do this bidding? Frankenstein is clearly dumb as a bag of dirt. You know what I mean? Oh man. Oh man. Yeah. Love him. What are the werewolf rules in this movie? Because they make a big deal out of the rules, the rules of monsters. Full moon and all that. Yeah, but he's a werel for like 3-day straight.

That's sort of the thing in all werewolf movies. Like that initial scene was like, oh god, no, the moon. And then for the rest of the movie, they're a were were woeol-the woo. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That. That's. That's. That's. That's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. I. I. I. Yeah. I. I. Yeah. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. the. the. the. the. the. th. th. th. that. that. that. that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that's that that that that's th. th. th. th. Why does the school have a bullet mold? What is it of a smelting class? I mean I like, I like the idea of like using a shop class to be able to make anything. They have a bullet mold. Yeah, why wouldn't it? theymeater. Just make go ahead and make these. I don't know. I don't know.

Because the best montage song of all time is playing while it's happening? Yeah. That's the best, it's a great montage. My favorite part, I can I tell you, my favorite part of that montage is? Sure. Hold on, I'm just gonna part of the montage? My favorite part is when it's coming out of the montage, and Rudy does his second spittake

in 10 minutes? Yeah, great. And just as the line, party till you die. It's playing? It's just absurd and wonderful. How upsetting is the thing about dancing until your feet fall off? I think I mentioned this in a previous episode I don't know why we were talking about it but this used to be on my running mix until it like made me freak out once a long run where I was like my heart is stopping my brains

are falling out I can't fucking listen to this. Yeah. As long as after it's prophecy it'scy with Christopher Walken. I saw that. And that lady who's in all the movies. Virginia Slims. Madsen. She's, she's not inappropriately dressed she was in that movie? She's the, yeah. She was ridiculous. Why does Copdad drive directly into those headlights for the car to go through him?

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Yeah. There's a few problematic things that we should talk about at some part during this. Calling a five-year-old girl a bitch. Not great. Not great, guys. The repeated use of faggot over and over. Oh, it's 1987. What do you do? It's a bummer. Horace has an altercation with EJ, who is picking on Horace because he's fat, steps on his Snickers bar, tries to make him eat it.

That made me really sad. Oh yeah. It hit a taphaphaphaphaphaph. Deep in my heart. Yeah, it hit home a lot because when this movie came out, I was 13, so I'm just about the age of these kids. Yeah. I got like a bullied a fair amount. I was the fat kid in school. So like Horace was just like, that's my motherfucking jam right there.

So I just want to, if I could, slip back into this for a second, kids. If you're getting bullied right now, just know in your heart that later on you'll be able to go on Facebook and look at where those bullies are now. Oh my god, yeah. And they can go fuck themselves because they already did. They're fucked. They're fucked. Yeah. So, take it from a 42-year-old, it gets better.

You know what's nice about that is I was a very ugly child like I said yeah, I had to grow into this nose I find it hard to believe I will show you vote I was fucked like really I look like I looked mangled It's true. I mean I and I just grew into my nose I figured out my hair it's got to live with it These eyebrows it was a lot of work. You grew into it beautifully. Thank you. I feel okay. I feel like I'm a solid Pittsburgh eight which is like an everywhere else six and th. It. It. It. It. th. th. th. th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was the the the th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th. I was th you grew into it beautifully. Thank you. I feel okay. I feel like I'm a solid Pittsburgh 8, which is like an everywhere else six and that's fine with me. I disagree but go on. I had so many other things to say. What's really great is going on Facebook and seeing how ugly the people who made fun of you are now.

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it did. So it's really just, this is just validation for us. This is just me trying to make myself feel better. Yeah. I'm the kid. I'm the kid, I'm dogging to. This is a weird episode we're doing here. We're having to tempor these things. This is a high-hi for us, but also a little bit of a low-low.

So we have to temper these things, you know, you can't let the eggs scramble. So Rudy shows up on his bike, slides in sideways, lights a cigarette off his fucking panny loafer. Oh my god, yeah. Why is he dressed like a gracer? It's so great. Why is he wearing fingerless gloves at that point in time. Weird. Yeah, then Molly Crew was at the fucking top of the pops. All right, that's true.

That's true. That's true. Top of the pops, indeed. I like how they're drawing those monster pictures. Yeah, spider with human head. the cat-headed teacher that they're making fun of looks awesome. Yeah, right.

She's great. I would totally rock that look if I were a lady. Like, which is another thing. It's a lot of work. I feel a lot of work to get it so smooth. Yeah, so I'm just gonna, uh, hey, teachers who look like you have cat's the, taped, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, to, the, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, tot, the, tot, tot, tot, tot, thea, thea, thea, thea, tote. thea, thea, too, tote. too, better. You're doing great. You know you're doing great. Kids are the worst. Remember how we were just talking to the kids? Now we're talking about them.

You're the worst. The worst. This movie also features a very sad moment with scary German guy and the Nazi tattoo. Why did they have to do that? I I I I I I I I I they they they have they have they have they have they have thu. I they have their their their their their their their their their their their their they have they have their they have they have they have they have they have their they have their they have they have their they have their their their their they are just. they are just. they are just. they are just. they are just. they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are they are. they are. they are. they are. they are. they. they. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. today. the the thea. they're. they're. I love about this movie is that there's so much emotion in this movie. Like in a really, like Missy A was making fun of me because I, like the entire time watching and I'm just smiling. Oh, I was gonna, I thought you were gonna be sobbing. No, no, I'm just like ear like just grinning

watching this movie, because it makes me so happy. And there the parts the parts the parts the parts the parts the parts the parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts parts that I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I'm that I'm that, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, Sean and his dad are on the roof watching the horror movie makes me tear up every fucking time like yeah god damn it to have that relationship is so wonderful like there's so like there's that sort of like aspirational beauty to it yeah yeah and then the scary German guy right they're like you sure do a lot about monsters yeah I guess I do and then they show the scary German guy. They're like you sure do know a lot about monsters. Yeah. I guess I do. And then they show the tattoo? Like it's just it's so out of the blue from this funny scene of them eating pie and like be like falling in

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She falls. She slips. Sure. Night. So they show you, but like set up that scene where Frankenstein approaches her, she's sitting by this lake or this pond. Sure, there's a pond there. Right, right, right. The swamp. Instead of killing her, he becomes her bestie. Yeah, it's adorable. And like, they hold hands the whole time. And she teaches him how to say bogus. Bogo. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. their. their, th. th. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their. their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. their. their, th. S. S. S. S. S. th. th. S's pretty good. I know. God damn, it is so heartwarming, like. I wanted them to like befriend all of the monsters. Yeah, what if they were just keeping Gilman in that lake?

A little thanks, guys. Yeah, feeding him Twinkies. Oh, Eugene. I love Eugene is. I never noticed as before, but in the scene where they're in the house on Shadow Brooklyn. Yeah, six, six, six, sacks, shadow Brooklyn. Sure. You know, they're all like screaming because they're on all sides. The monsters are on all sides of them. If you look at Eugene, he's just going like this. He's doing the home alone. But he's just like, he's not, worst screamer. Eugene and his dad and the closet.

His dad's amazing. Yeah, I was like... Also, why is his dad such a guido? Eugene has red hair. I always thought his dad should be Gilbert Godfrey. Yeah, he does seem like it. He does. But fucking, he's like, the ta.

too, all right. That's so sweet, like, that he would do that. And then he opens the closet but doesn't look inside, and fucking mummies in there. Just reek his hand out? Oh, yeah. And then he moves the fastest he moves the entire movie to get out the window. Yeah. Yeah, otherwise he's pretty much dragging. Yeah.

I mean, in terrifying, you know why? Go. Because they're real. They're a real thing. No, I'm telling. I mean, both men aren't real. Dracula's probably not real. Gilman, yeah, it might be, but they're really deep in the ocean. You know what I mean? Yeah. Mummies are fucking real. I saw them. I see them. They're a real thing. Sure. I don't understand what you don't understand about this. Because to their real to an extent, they stop being the real, they stop being mummy mummies. They are real, 100% real. No, I don't, this is not, I'm really not understanding. Because they're not picking up and move around. Then you should be terrified of skeletons too, because they're inside of us. They're literally inside of us.

Yeah, I'm in a room with two of them. And you don't think that's scary. You don't think this is the thing I worry about? You ever seen your own skeleton? No, I am not. Cool. Have you? I broke my the but it poked up all jagged through my skin. Like not through it but I can see it and touch it. So gross. Yeah it was super gross. I think then I went

into shock. Yeah. Is shot a sociopath? He might be. He's really mean to everybody. And then when Frankenstein dies, he's like while he died saving us, bye. Like does not care, no remorse, no feeling. His treatment of Phoebe. Well, that's pretty realistic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh for sure. Like a lot of like the kids' interactions and all of that jazz is very realistic in this movie. Yeah. Even for like, you know, the dialogue is pretty spot on for 1986 or 87, like, don't be chicken shit. That's the best line in the movie though. Man, I love, I'm like, when I was a kid I was definitely team Rudy all the way

and I feel like now as an old man I'm fucking team Phoebe all the way. Oh yeah, she's the best. If I had a child I would legit name her Phoebe. And then I call her Phoeby the fee and ruin her life. No girls allowed. Parents. Don't belittle your children. My God. Please don't. No. It's not so going to do that, though.

Can we talk about the murder of the only person of color in this movie? Sure, who's amazing. He's great. Amazing. And like, they're like not at all concerned about it. His partner, it doesn't do it like it's good. Eh, all right. Yeah, well, move on. I guess, well, I guess we're all safe. Like, that's literally how they end it. I found that to be very disappointing.

He's got some of the best, like, comedic dialogue in the movie. He's very funny. Just keep saying I'm a great cop. Like, just keeps the thuuuiting. But, but he. But he. But he. But he. But he. But he. But he. But he th. But he that. But he that. But he that. But he that. But he that's. But he gets that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's th. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that. that. that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's. that's that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's. that's to to to to to to to to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be the car? He's just pulling on the door handle like a child. You're in the cop car, you're a cop. I don't know. Yeah, it's a bummer. I'd like to take a moment to talk about Mary Ellen Traynor, who passed away last year. God rest her son.

And she's in a really hard place in this relationship and like that comes across. She's like for a limited amount of screen time she really gets that across while she's in the film. Yeah, here's a question. Why did she let Phoebe get in the car with scary German guy late at night? That's a five-year-old. Why is she not watching her five-year-old? He survived the Holocaust. I understand that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. that. th. that. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tho. thoom. thoom. thi. thi. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. thoom. tho. tho. tho. thi. thi. thi. tha. tha. tha. She's, thi. She's, thi. She's, thi. She's, thi. She's thi. She's thi. She's tha. She's tha. She's theea. She's thea. She's thea. She's thea. She's thia. She's thi. She survived the Holocaust. I understand that, but I just don't see that happening. Like, put yourself in her shoes,

and this guy comes over to your house, and he's like, I gotta take Phoebe. You'd be like, boop, boop, the thooop, 911. What are you doing? You know? Yeah, you're right. This ms. This is not a lick of sense. But it's beautiful in its, like I said before, it's just joy. Like here's another thing that doesn't make any sense. They're like, we gotta go somewhere where there are a lot of people.

Church. Oh, there's always people at church. They go, oh, there's a church in the town square. It's, there's nobody there. They just left that burger place, which was full th full full full full full full full full full full full full full full full full full full full full full full full full full full full full full full full full that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that there? Well, religion is on the way in America. Yeah. And burgers probably on the rise, so. Yeah. You know like those roller skating burger places that they had in the 80s. I've espoused my theory. I think I did it during the Fright Night episode that this town is the same town that Fright Night and the Burbs takes place Yeah, I think it seems legit. I want that to be true. Are there swamps in those movies? Could be. Yeah, sure. Yeah, it didn't go to them. Yeah, it might be.

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I gotta go watch the movie. I'll be right back. Bye. Do you know that Aloucard is Dracula spelled backwards? Yeah, remember we got into that argument about Alucarta? Which you can go back by listening to episode, whatever. Nine? Why did you pick without warning? I gotta ask you, 98 episodes later. Uh, because it sounded so fucking ridiculous.

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Well, don't take your shirt off in front of the window. Oh, come on. She's on the second floor of her house facing a swamp. You don't know she's facing the swamp. I'm sorry, if your little brother has a clubhouse, yeah. And is right outside your bedroom window and you know they're up there all the time, stop showing him your tits. She did seem dumb as a stump. Dumb as a stump. Although I do like the line of the end where she's like, well Steve but he doesn't count. Yeah. It's just so like I know exactly what you mean. I know what you mean I know, I'm. I know, the ta. they's thinne pictures and they's like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like like. the the their their their th. their they. th. th. they. th. th. they. th. they. the the the th. the the the th. the the th. the th. the the thi. the the the the the the the the the the line. the line. the line. the line. the line. the line. the line. the line. the line. the line. the line. the line. the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the. the. the. the. the. th. the th. th. th. them with them later. Just as a, I mean, I realize it was the 80s and that's what everybody was doing, like, go taking nude pictures and bull.

That's what they're doing now, I haven't you heard of cyber boy? I know, I know, I know. But like when I, like, revisiting things like revenge of the nerds and you're just like, they want to make America gross again. Yeah. Don't be a gross Rudy. No. I mean, you can be a regular cool Rudy. Yeah, smoke your cigarettes.

Smoke your cigarettes. No, actually, that was one of our advices in the Corralline episode was don't. No, it wasn't because we had a debate about it. It's a great way to meet people. Can we talk about how the dad is a poor man's Dustin Hoffman? Oh, you think? Oh, yeah. He's like a, he's like a destitute man's Dustin Hoffman. This is way down there. But yeah, for sure.

Yeah, there's that vibe. No that you pointed out. the son I love you put your basic lid on it. So tough. But it's such a dad thing to say. Is it? I don't know. It's such a dad thing. He's also like kind of a dick though like he gets a call about the where he's leaving. Yeah, he's like literally not going to say goodbye to his wife who's setting

the table. He wasn't even going to to his wife, who he's actually married to. It sucks. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. I'm like super married to my job too, so I understand. Oh yeah. No. No. My job and I, it's complicated. Yeah. Yeah. Let's talk about the Wolfman. Okay. So the Wolfman gets one of the best lines from the movie, but he doesn't actually get to deliver it. He just gets kicked in the dards.

How many times have you heard that line referenced in your life? The Wolfman's got ours. Which is so weird that all like the, like, because it didn't do well, like it just kind of went into like a weird limbo. Because I know like night of the creeps. Like a limbo that you throw a thing and then it fshshhush. Why was Van Helsing in the limbo? Because he got sucked in the limbo in limbo in Maybe he'd been paying attention to popular culture this entire time.

Limbo's rough. A hundred years ago. Yeah. So he gets kicked in the nards. Wolfman's got nards. Wolfman's got nards. I feel like you have to say it like that. And he's the saddest character in the movie.

Yeah, his death is particularly sad. But also great because he gets released, full release. Yeah, but saying thank you to someone, mm-mm. Sorry. Saying thank you to someone for killing you is fucking rough. Yeah. Yeah, like him and Frankenstein. That's one of those moments where you're like, Jesus Christ. Yeah. I can't remember who was on our Instagram that said he just showed this movie to his kids. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I th. Yeah, I thi, I thi, yeah, I thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. Yeah, thi, thi, thi, than, than, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, saying, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi's thi's thi's thi's thi's than, saying than, saying than, saying than, saying than, saying to his kids and I was like, oh that's cool. God, there's some fucking brutal things in here for kids.

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In your mind's eye, what do you see? It's Horace holding the shotgun, and it just says, my name is Horace. Oh, you'd have the line. Oh, yeah, my name is Horace. Because my name is also Horace. It's not, thrown, but I get the vibe. I get what he's throwing down. It's sort of like a jay, tho, the, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, the, t, t, t, th, th. tho, th, thor, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thorou, the, th, th, and, th, th, th, th, th, th. th. the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th.. th. th. tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, to. to. to. to. to. to. too. too. too. to. to. toda. to. to. to. to. one's name is Fat Kid. But if I walked around... I don't think the county would let you do that. If I walked around with the name, with the tattoo, that said, my name is Alan, it'd be a little, tau. It'd be a little weird.

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Both of the things, I think. they- Which is really fun. And like, it's not at all gross. It's just like Tom Noonan talking to another dude about human, how human beings are made out of meat. How are all just meat bags? Yeah, it's really funny. But, oh, so Tom Noonan and the guy who played Dracula, they interacted with the kids in makeup and they didn't, like, they weren't kind to them. Oh, for like until Tom Noon and Pho Phoebe started being friends and then he was kind to her. So before that on the set he wasn't, but Dracula was never nice to them. And so it's kind of messed up.

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Yeah, she's great. But I just like that was her honest, like it's so like William Freakin and the actresses like I just need this to be real and like, you're in a monster movie. Yeah, like the stomach bursting scene an alien. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I almost revisited what happened there. We have an entire episode where we're talking about it. I look at this movie is giving us so many leways into old episodes. That was really smart of you to pick this one. I'm being sincere.

Okay, so let's talk about the song that's on the soundtrack wherewolf ambulance ambulance. Isn't that a song on the soundtrack? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's where we got our name from. Yeah, yeah, I understand that. Even though it's in a werewolf of a corner van. Also, there's no song in that scene, is there? There's music, yeah, yeah. Isn't he just listening to headphones? No, there's like little like orchestral music in like, in the background.

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I will take this movie for what it is, fault and all. I love you, Monster Squad. my own life. Is that what we're doing here kind of a little bit? I actually, when I was getting maudlin earlier, I was thinking that like, you know, what we're doing is like creating our own little monster squad of like people who listen to us and you and I and people who are guests and, uh, but like, there's no, you don't have to pass a monster test. I was just thinking we should be giving them a test. Just coming in and and and and and and and and in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in in their their their their their their, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I, their. their. their. their, th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. I'm, th. th. th. th. th. thi. th. th. thi. thi. thi. thi. th. I was just thinking we should be giving them a test. Just coming in and we're not going to call you any degrading names and we're not going to like... I sometimes do. I'm sorry. I don't mean to cut you off but you know I do. We're not going to be homophobic. We're not going to shame people for being fat. Not generally. We're not going to be eating cake tate. that's actually kind. that. that. that. that. that. thing. th. th. to. to. to to to be. to to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be to be they they their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their their the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the toeatingeating to to to the the we're not going to be making fun of you for having a cat shaped head because

that's actually kind of cool. It's great. You know, you know, I don't know how many cats I have. It's horrifying. So yeah, you know, I just, I love you guys. Yeah, thank you so much. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Speaking of things, you did it. What are we grateful for? I forget already. No, we are grateful for the continued support of our sponsors, particularly Jason and

Cryptocurium. I like, what, buddy, I feel like he feels like kind of sorry for us and he has to keep giving us money. We're like the Sally Struthers kids. Yeah, he's like, uh, for just 30 bucks month, I can keep these people off my back. For less than the cost of a parcel of terror, I'm able to keep these people. I know.

I think he imagines us just sitting there flies buzzing around us, and we're like, we're hungry. He's like, God, here, go to Arby's. is amazing. It's a monthly subscription box that you can sign up for and when you get it you will understand but it's full of amazing handmade stuff by Jason he sculpts it, he cast it, he paints it, he paints it in the back, he puts those little hangars on the back. Yeah, little magnets. And then he puts it in bags, puts it in a box, put some fucking crepe paper on that shit and sends it to you. Usually with candy. Even if not with candy. the candy. stuff. You could probably chew on some of it. I wouldn't. I wouldn't if it's not candy. He has thirty five dollars. Oh yeah, his guest artists. He's got stories. He's got drawings. He's got magnets. He's got pins. He's got clacks. He's got medallions. They may not be the medallions. For shizzle. 35 bucks a month. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi. thi. thi. He thi. He thi. He thi. He thi. He thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi thi thi. He's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi. He's got 35 th. He's got 35 th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's th. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi. He's thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi thi th can certainly be used as medall. For shizzle? 35 bucks a month. Did you say for shizzle? For shizzle? I can't believe

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It was, when you said Wickingpedia recently, that was like the straw that dented the camel's back, you know. And the joke that I tacked on at the end of the last episode. I loved that. I love that joke, yeah. Jason right now is doing the treat box, which is the second in a series of Halloween theme boxes for this year. You have to order that by September 30th. And you don't want to miss out on this on this on this on this, th, th, if th, th, if th, th, th, the, th, the, the, th. the, thi, the, thi, thi, the, thi, thi, the, the. theat, tho, thi, thi, theat, theat, tho, tho, thi, tho, tho, tho, tho, tho, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. Jason, I. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. J. thi. Jason, the. Jason, the. Jason, the. the. Jason, that, that, that, that's. that's. that's. that's. that, that's. that's. that, that, love Halloween if you're listening to the Monster Squad episode of World Vambulant.

For sure. So get in there. Now we'll sign you up for the regular parcel of terror. That's not just like a one off thing that you're paying for. That gets you in there. And with parcel of terror. that you can see what's in it. If you don't want it, you cancel it, but you're gonna want it. So you're not gonna cancel it. Like, why would you cancel? You're not a dick? Don't be a dick. I said, don't be a dick. Oh.

You're presuming their tell him about Dylan Garrett Smith? Guys, I'd like to tell you that our second sponsor, Dylan Garrett Smith. He's an artist. He does amazing, amazing, black and white, stark, incredibly detailed pieces of art. Go to Dylan Garrett Smith.com and just look at his stuff. And you're probably going to want to buy something while you're there. Yeah, I wasn't sighing at Dylan. I was sying at you. I want you to, I want Dylan to know that specifically.

Oh, if I was at 100, I really let Katie down. Oh, jeez. Now we've got feelings. So go to Dylan Garrett S up some prints from him. Yeah. I wish there was a way to get them for, I don't know, a little bit cheaper. How about 75% of cost? I like that. You can get 25% off using the coupon code EMT 25. That's, um, eh. Uh, Elvira.

Mistress of the Tark. EMT 25. Yeah, it's not bad. Misters of the Tark. Yeah, right? Misters of the Tarp. Misters of the Tonight. Toast. Misters of the Toast. Actually, that's me.

Gotta be honest. EMT 25, it gets you 25% off anything from Dillon's store that you want. Anything that's on there. Yeah, you can go to go to to to to to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to go to to go to to to to to to to the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the Mr the Mr the Mr the Mr the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr. the. Mr. the. Mr. thii. thi. toa. ta. ta. tau. tau. tau. ta. ta. ta. ta. ta. Mr. Mr. you want. Anything, anything. Yeah, anything that's on there. Yeah, you can go to Dylan's house and be like, EMT 25 and he has to give you a quarter of whatever he has. Oh, Dylan's eating pizza? That's three slices for you, babies. Oh, shit. Is that right?

Is that right? Is that right? . . It's supposed to the size of the pizza. I don't know how many slices. Was he getting an extra large? It's like 24 slices, right? Oh, like 63, I think. I don't even know how they cut it like that. But thank you to Jason and to Dylan and to Mike who has sponsored in the past. I don't know, Mike hasn't sent us any money lately.

J-K, I guess. stuff like yeah this isn't free and for a long time we were running at a deficit I think we are finally in the black you might say that we're back in black that redeemed your focizzle that you said earlier yeah thank you everyone thanks for making us want to do a hundred episodes you know what I mean yeah you know what I mean too right right right right right right you know what I mean right right right right right right right Right? Right? You know what I mean? Right? I also say, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do edit out a lot of our, yes. Yeah? Thank you for listening. Thank you for telling your friends about us. Thank you for going on Instagram and commenting on things and... Yeah. Facebook. I love our Facebook commenters. Yeah. Yeah. th. th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Facebook. I love our Facebook commenters. Yeah. I'm so full of information and correcting me when I'm wrong, which is regularly. I know. I know. Thank you. And Twitter. We've pretty much just got Orrin on Twitter these days. Orrin and Jen. But you guys are holding it up. We suck at Twitter. What are we going to do with it? I know. I appreciate that those two are involved. I appreciate that those two are involved. Yeah. I. I. I. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I know. I th. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I th. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I thanks guys. There's a couple of the people that are involved too. Oh yeah, I'm just being a monster. That's where we get a lot, you're not.

That's where we get a lot of our movie suggestions from. That's true. And thank you for suggesting movies and... Yeah, we got to do more of the suggestions. But you guys have suggest the Katie and I just send each other to emails. Like, what the fuck is going on? I think it's an error sometimes. And I like refresh and I'm like, mmm, it's still there.

I'm waiting for a Libson to be like, whoops, we had you mix up with something else. Three people listen to this episode. Yeah. Katie. Yeah. We are on such a joyous high right now. Love joy. Love fun. Cutting out where I said for Shizzle.

Coming back to just being joyous. See, don't bring it up again. I had forgotten. See, see how I forget these things? So we're just going to keep that high rolling. Yeah. We're going to go right into another joyous movie. super fun movie we're doing 28 days later. Episode 101, it's gonna hurt. What idiot suggested that?

You. Oh, that's right. Yeah. I'd never seen it. And now I'm angry at you and we'll find out about it neigh. So guys, tune in next week. to tune in next week. to tell you.

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Shouldn't the thing. It now says 10. Or maybe 101. Maybe that's for the next episode. Ooh, I like that. You're all part of our monster squad. Thank you for being our squad. Squad goals, you guys. Squad goals achieved?

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