Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast - Episode 103- The Fly (1986)

Episode Date: October 10, 2016

In this week's episode, we talk a LOT about both Jeff Goldblum and puking, so you know it's gonna be a good one. We're discussing the 1986 David Cronenberg remake of "The Fly." Special topics we'd like you to consider include: how cool Mel Brooks is, a high sugar intake, an endless supply of baboons, Stannis Baratheon, suggested YouTube watching and Allen's ring phase of life.  Do you like this movie? How do you feel about Cronenberg in general? Let us know in the coments at facebook.com/werewolfambulance, on Twitter @werebulance or on Instagram @werewolfambulance. We love to hear from you. Please also check out this week's sponsors! The Parcel of Terror at cryptocurium.com will blow your mind and then you can put your mind back together just to have it blown again by the beautiful new zine "Beneath a Dim Sum" from Seventh Church Ministries (seventhchurchministries.wordpress.com). Let them know you heard about them from us. Hey, and if you've got a second and haven't done so already, please cruise on over to iTunes and give us a rating and if you're feeling really generous, a review! It helps other people to find us and also might help us crack into the top bazillion. One day, we'll get there.  Werewolf Ambulance is a horror movie comedy podcast.

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I don't know why I feel like when you're Jeff Goldblum, you have to see every tooth. And also look at all the whites in my eyes. Um, hi. This is the scariest in my eyes. Um, hi. This is the scariest episode of WhereWop Ambulance ever. I'm Alan. I'm Katie. We're going to talk about Jeff Goldblum in the fly. God bless him.

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I don't look good. That's what I look like. And then you throw up a box of donuts. Yeah. So this is a remake of a Vincent Price movie. Which I've not seen. Yeah, it's great. It's on Netflix right now. I know you could watch it. Were you wanting to? You should.

It's really fun. Yeah. Is it similar to this? Is this similar to it? Um, tonally, but because it's made in the, what, 50s, it's, um, stylistically not as great as this movie is, but it's, it's definitely, it's fun, it's sad, as this movie is also fun and sad. So I think, yes, totally, it's the same. I feel like this is a great movie for Cronenberg to remake with this crazy body terror horror stuff. It was originally someone else was going to do it and like there's a whole script written and then they were like

Mel Brooks actually is the producer of this film. No he's not. It's Brooks. He also produced the David Lynch Elephant Man. And if I will allow me a quick digression. I would love one. They showed the David Lynch elephant man to like executives at Paramount and after they showed it the execs were like, we have some notes and supposedly this is what Millbrook said to them. We are involved in a business venture. We screened the film for you to bring you up to date on the status of that venture. Do not misconstrued this as our

soliciting the input of raging primitives. Yes, Mel Brooks is the coolest. And he usually would love, like, he doesn't put his name as a producer so that people don't think they're comedy movies. But it's his production company. There are some extremely comedic moments in this movie. Hilarious. And Jeff Gold Bloom delivers them so perfectly perfectly so so so so, th. th. I I I I I I I, th. th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. to, th. Yeah, th. I, th. Yeah, th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi, th. th. th. th. tho, th. th. th. th. th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. Yeah, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, th. And, to, to, to thi. to to to the. to the. to the. the. the. the. the. the. the. so perfectly. Like, I cannot think of a better actor to play this role in the modern era. He's like a Christopher Walken, wherein no one else on earth talks like him. Yeah. He has the weirdest delivery.

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He's not going to thank you. He's not going to be gracious. This movie is directed really well, great soundtrack by Howard Shore, like almost like overly cinematic for what they're doing. It's sweeping, it's sweeping in a lot of places. How do we get into talking about this film? Do you want to just give a general overview? Because not a lot happens to be honest, like not, there's not much, the plot isn't very deep. Had you seen this before? I had seen it on cable so a lot of the gross parts weren't in to be to be to be to be to be th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, the the the the the the the the thi? I I I thi? I they. I their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, their, they. It's, their, their, their, their, the? Like, the plot isn't very deep. Had you seen this before? I had seen it on cable so a lot of the gross parts weren't in it. Oh even on cable. I think so. I don't recall, I remember being like, blah, in this, but not when I saw it before. Okay. But I also may have just not watched the whole thing, you know how I guess. Yeah, so let's just try doing a little summation here. Okay. So Jeff Goldbloom, th. th. th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. the the th. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. tod tod toda. toda. toda. toda. toda. th. th. the. th. th. th. th. the th a little, little summation here. Okay. So Jeff Goldblum is a scientist who lives in the warehouse district of Toronto.

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what to tell you Olympic level level Archer, Gina Davis. Is she? Yeah. That's amazing. Is she also like a fucking genius? Wasn't she like a road scholar or something? Oh, I don't know. I think she's a genius. It makes sense. Oh, I'm tall and I'm an actress and an archer and a road scholar. What are you? I'm Alan. How you doing Gina Davis? So he takes her back back back back back crib. She's wearing a terrible outfit. He plays a little piano for him, Biddley, little, da, da. And Jeff Goldblum. Yeah. I understand it was zany. And then she goes to her editor.

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digress into that. So he puts the baboon, an adorable baboon in their own weird... Sam the bald eagle from the Muppet Show way. That's what they always look like to me. I have the note that all baboons look like Kevin Bacon. That is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is th is are so not on board to the thought about it. And then I pictured, I put in my mind's eye a row of a baboon, Sam the Eagle, and Kevin Bacon. And they all kind of morphed together into what? I just, I feel like my world is upside down at the moment. But, do thu. Especially now like super skinny Kevin Bacon, like... Yeah, why is he doing then? I don't know.

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It's not great. And then I was like, what did you do with the baboon? He crowed in the garbage. Then he sends a steak through and feeds it to Gina Davis and she's like, you know, you just turned a baboon inside out and that thing. Yeah, I liked that actually. But then eat it anyway. Yeah. And he's like, so what's it?

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Oh, I bet it's not so bad. Probably sweaty. Gina Davis has big feet, you know? And I feel like big feet sweat more. I say is a size 10. More area. Yeah, just more square footage. That's a pun.

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So there's like a bit of a love triangle that he slips that magazine cover under the door. I want to own that drawing of Jeff Goldblum on the cover of Particle magazine so badly. It's like a beach side caricature. You know what I mean? It's really fantastic. It's pretty great. That character also like starts off as one thing and ends up as a completely different thing. Yeah, it ends up being a tragic hero. Yeah. And all the, there's so much talk, again, Kernberg, it's like, you have to learn about the flesh. You have to understand the flesh. Just horrifying. So she goes off one night to go talk to her ex-boyfriend because he's being a D-bag after she sees the cover that he's done up that for the article

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Which I love. Those are the two options. Can I say it to rob all that time? So that's who that guy is? Talk to me about this arbrestling theme, because I know how you love bone-breaking skin stuff. It's perfect. And I love arm wrestling. He arm-wrestles this tubby guy who... Delightfully Canadian pudgy. Yeah, who's like, the guy from Honeystruck the kid is like,

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the guy should have been like, yo yo yo I gotta go. Yo I'm done I'm done done. Nobody quits arm wrestling. When you lock in when I turn this hat around, it's like a switch. It flips, I'm like a machine, like this truck. So I can't wait until April Fool's Day, so we can do that. I just like, why would you win a truck? Why would you win a truck? Also, you're a terrible parent. Also, just let the kid live with Rich Robert Loja? Yeah, who doesn't want to live with Robert Loja? Me? Me? Me? Me? Me? Me? Me? Me? I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. I. to to love? to love? to love? to to to th. th. th. to th. th. to th. to to to th. to to to th. th. th. to to to to to th. to to th. to th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. th. t. to t. to. t. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. to. t. t. I could in the kingdom of God. So he goes back and has sex with Ronnie or no Tawney. To adopts his jacket no shirt look. Yeah, it's a shirt. It's a look everybody's wearing this.

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Yeah. It's super fun. Also super fun? His ear falling off. Oh, it's so good. It's so liquidy. He's so liquidy under it, not bloody. I feel like that was the part where I realize this is the point of no return. You know what I mean? The next time she comes to see him, he's no longer all like debilitated. He is like super energized again.

Oh, and he's climbing on the ceiling. Yeah, and just talking to her while he's doing it. He's like, it's almost like second nature. Oh, Jeff Colblin. I'm now something else. I'm no longer Seth Brundle. Life finds a way. Gives himself a name. Yeah.

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covered in blood and like yeah I'm gonna need you to push no no no not during this thing you don't need her to push no but she gives birth to a maggot and it's fucking hilariously gross and just disturbing I feel like all the really funny stuff is happening at the exact same time that all the saddest stuff is happening in this movie yeah Yeah, it's a weird balance of the two. So she decides she really wants an abortion. Right. And then Jeff Golben jumps through the window. One of those like glass block windows, too.

It's horrifying. And he makes the biggest hole in it. And yet, Stannis still cuts his hand runs into the room, and just like immediately looks to his right rather than out the giant gaping hole. It's literally like a five and a half foot wide hole in a glass block window. There's glass everywhere, and he still cuts his fucking hand on you dumb, I love when Jeff Goldblum's teeth have come out.

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It's the end of the movie. Oh. But not the end because she does have a baby. There's a second movie. No shit. Yeah, there's a there's a fly too. Not called Return of the Fly. Return of the Fly. Eric Stoltz plays his son in that one.

Yeah. I'm making a face you can't see. Yeah, I hate Eric Stoltz. He sucks. My last note is, you know, you're gonna take status to the hospital. Yeah. He's just laying on the floor all fucking. Almost bleeding out, you know? And like, how do you explain that at the hospital?

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blew my brain apart. Like it's so over the top. Oh yeah. It's so 1980s yet like smart at the same time in a weird way. I like that those things seem mutually exclusive. Well, I'm just think of like neon-nionionionionionionionionionionionionionionionion-like the to like to the to to to the to to the to to to the to to the to the things seem mutually exclusive to you. Well, I'm just thinking of like neon maniacs, which you're just like dirt to dirt dirt, dirt, here's a movie. I loved it though. It's great. Yeah. But like this is smart, it's funny, it's super sad. It's super sad. I remembered it being sad and then watching it and I was like, oh shit. This is hilarious. Like, Missy and I was like, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, th. thi, th, th, th, th, th, th. It's like, th. It's like, to, to, to, to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, th, thi, thi, thi, thi, thi. D. D. D. Dirt, thi. Dirt, thi, thi. Dirt, thi. Dirt, thi, their, time. It's like, the grossest shit that was like him, like, I love him puking his hand and going,

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You're gonna puke on him. Actually, right here, I'm holding it. Actually, right here. that. the Jaqaeatric teleportation pin that he sent us in one of the Crypto Carion Barcela Terror. I remember getting this and being like, oh someday I'll understand that. Yeah, that's great. Oh, I love it. What is the Barcela of Terror? The Parcel of Terror is a monthly subscription box that you can get by going to Cryptocurium. It's CRY-PT-O-T-U-R-Y-U-M dot com. It is a cardboard box that is mailed to you every month and inside is where the real treasures are. There are things like this pin that is the teleportation pod from the fly. There are plaques, there are magnets, there's drawings, there's

candy, stories. The magnet sets that he comes up with like just so and they're all hand-crafted and hand-designed. The universal monsters were amazing. Oh so beautiful. Cryptozoological set is fucking insane. I love it. I love them. I have the wolf man right here staring at you on my mic stand. He looks, he's like kind of looking at my mic so I feel like he's not making eye contact which I know. He knows that's where the business happens. Yeah I have the headless horseman from Sleep Hollow in my house also. Love it. So th. So the th. So it. So it. So it. So I th. So it. So I th. th. the th. th. the th. th. th. th. th. th. the th. th. So th. So, th. So, th. So, th. So, thi. So, thi. So, tho. So, tho-I th. So, th. So, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. Oh, th. I th. I th. I th. I th. I's, I's, I th. I's, I th. I th. I's, I th. I is is is is. I is. I's, I th. I's, I's, I's, th. th. th. the the the th. the the thi. So, the the thi. the the the thi. the the thi. the the the thi. the thi. the the thi. the thi. I thi. I thi. I thi. I's the headless horseman from Sleepy Hollow in my house also. Love it. So gorgeous. Yeah.

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So after you just know this episode, I want you to get online and watch the Jeff Goldblum drunk videos and then watch, I think it's 10 minutes of Jeff Goldblum laughing. And then what should they watch to get ready for next week's episode of World Families. So good. Thank you. I've got to get back on my train and doing segues. Next week we are doing... Shit. Oh, I'm so excited. We're doing the Lindsay Lohan spectacular. I know who killed me. We just watched the trailer for it before we recorded this episode and I laughed so hard and I am so ready for this. I've never seen it. Why would you have? I can't wait to see it. All right let's wrap this up so we can watch a video of Jeff Goldblum laughing.

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